ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 16th 2018

Episode Date: August 16, 2018

Why are you a hot mess?The big Lotto win‘Snot Sucker’Birthday Banger!Bree almost pees herselfSeeing someone on a dating appWhat’s The Plot!Where did you bump into your ex?The NZ rich listSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zed-Ems! Zed-Ems! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-Ems, Brie and Clint. That's our names and that's why we're the ones hosting this show. Kia ora, New Zealand, and happy Thursday afternoon. Hello, mate.

Hello, mate. I'm over here. I can see you. Here! I can see you. I'm here. I'm just doing a couple of computer bits. Can I give a shout-out?

It's part of my job to do the computer bits as well. Can I give a shout out? Because I know radio, we do shout outs to my girl Anna in payroll. Because yesterday, this time, I was losing my head over not being able to get into the system. So you're using a nationwide transmitter, like an aerial that broadcasts all the way down to Bluff, to do a shout out to someone who's in the building.

No, she's not in the building. Oh, where is she? Whangarei. Oh, okay. Oh, well, shout out to Anna. Shout out to my girl, Anna. And shout out to the ZM Corporation for outsourcing our payroll to Whangarei.

I know, right? And she listens to this show. Yeah. So I just thought I'd give her a shout out. Beautiful. Maybe she wants to win 50 grand. If she does, she needs to call us at 5 o'clock and play ZM's Secret Sound. There are only 14 days left to get your guess in.

No one gets it before then. Soundkeep, Rannabelle, the ZM listener who created the Secret Sound will bank all 50 of those $1,000. She's feeling pretty confident. Yeah, she's got a tailwind behind her now, eh? I feel like we need someone to knock her off her perch, you know, just a little bit.

She'll be here at five o'clock if you want to be the one who knocks her. Just shake it up a little bit. Take her down a few pegs. Next, though, we're going to talk about you. Yeah, and how I'm a hot mess.

If you want to feel good about yourself, stay listening because my life will do exactly that. Bree and Clint, here's 660. Zedim. Zedim's Bree and Clint. You know there's moments in your life, I don't know if you've experienced this,

where you think, oh, God, my life is a mess. I feel like I've had a lot of those moments lately. My life is just a red hot mess. I had to drive you to work today. Because I left my car. Because you left your car in the Sky City car park. On a Wednesday. I can't find the key.

What? I looked in my bag. We left work at the same time last night. And I was like, all right, have a good night, Bree. I'm off home to cook dinner. And I assumed you were going to do the same thing. No and I was like, all right, have a good night, Bree. I'm off home to cook dinner and I assumed you were going to do the same thing. No, Hurricane Bree

hits the city and this morning she goes, oh, you picked me up for work? I left my car in the city. So I feel like- On a Wednesday? Yeah, well, you know,

I'm recently single. Feeling good on a Wednesday. I'm recently single. I'm a hot mess. Yeah, but what's the dating scene like on a Wednesday night? Yeah, not great. Not great.

I feel like I'm really relating to that latest song from Bebe Rexha. Oh, this one. Just more the first part, not the user part. Not the loser bit. But do you want to hear a few of the reasons why I think I'm a hot mess? Brie, I always want to hear these reasons because it makes me feel good about my life. As someone who doesn't, I don't claim to have everything together, but when I hear you talk about this, I go, damn, I'm like.

You're killing it. I'm Bill Gates. You are killing it. So in the last week, I've had my car towed. I'm a mess. I'm a loser. I'm a hater. Which isn't great.

I've forgotten to pay my phone bill back in Australia for the last seven months. Seven months? I thought I'd sorted it out. How much are we talking? In late fees, $1,200. Why do you still have an Australian phone? Well, I thought I'd sorted it out.

Me and Raj are talking about it. We're sorting it out. It's fine. Raj said he'll look after me. Which network does he work for? Optus. Yeah. Another reason why I think I'm a hot mess,

I know some of my Uber drivers, like my Uber Eats delivery drivers, by their first names. You know, I had the sweetest Uber Eats driver the other day. Oh, there's some great ones. This lady who would have been in her 60s and she like toddled up and she's like, I was going to order my caramel sundae. Is that Janet?

I don't know what her name was, but she was like, enjoy your dessert. Oh, cute. I love them. Yeah. Another reason why I know I'm a red hot mess. Currently right now, sitting here with you, I haven't done washing in so long. I'm wearing a pair of swimmers as undies. You are not.

I am. Tops or bottoms? Both. But the biggest one. In the recent couple of days, why I know my life is an absolute disaster zone. Last night for dinner, I ate a bag of grated cheese. On what? No, nothing.

Just out of the bag. I'm okay with it. I'm embracing it. Are you constipated? Because, wow. It hasn't been a good day for me today. All right, cool. Yeah, let's just put it that way. I wonder if

there's anyone else out there that know they're a red hot mess. Well, if you can admit it, it's better than denying it. It's better than going, no, I'm tracking along well. Because, I mean, what do they say? Acceptance is the first step of recovery or something like that. I mean, I'm owning it. I know that I'm a

massive mess and I want to know from the people on 0800DALZM, are you a red hot mess just like me? And how do you know that you are? You can text us on 9696 or call us on 0800DALZM. Zee, it's brilliant, Clint. You're right over there, Missy McMissison. I was talking about how much of a red hot mess I am. Yeah, you wear it as a badge of honour though.

In fact, you've even got your own theme song. I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user. I relate to that song a lot. My life is a mess, a complete mess. Someone has texted in to say, Bree, you're not a hot mess, you've just adapted to the New Zealand lifestyle. I'll take that.

I will take that and not wear that. Apparently, according to them, there's something very Kiwi about your new lifestyle. A few of the things that have made me realise that my life is a red-hot mess is that I got my car towed. This is the second time since living here. You were at the gym when you got it towed, though, so you were trying to get your stuff in order.

Trying to is the word. One other thing I didn't tell you, last week I couldn't find a bra so I wore a shirt and a jumper to try and hide the fact that I wasn't wearing a bra at work. How'd that feel? Because I imagine that would feel quite liberating. It did feel good but I have

double D's so I should never not be wearing a bra in public. That's a lot of information too. I'm wearing swimmers right now. Big ones, I'm guessing. I'm wearing togs. I'm wearing togs. Right now is my underpants because I've not done washing.

I'm a hot mess. There's a text here from Helen that says, hey babe, you've just made my day. I thought I was a mess, but I'm an amateur compared to you. Thanks, Helen. Shout out to you, girl. Glad I'm making your day better. 0800 dial ZM.

We want to know, are you a bit of a mess? Why are you a red hot mess? Let's go to Joseph. Hey, guys. Hey, mate. What makes you think you're a red hot mess, Joe? I'm on board with you with the cheese thing. I'm a terrible cook.

I'm embarrassed to cook for myself. Because I said that I... I eat sandwiches a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm embarrassed to cook for myself. Because I said that I... Because I really like the sandwiches a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, lately it's just been bread. Bread straight out of the bag. Joe, can you imagine if you and I had a dinner party?

I'd bring a bag of grated cheese and you'd have bread. Hey, we could make cheese toasties. It's all good. That actually sounds delicious. Whoa, whoa, that sounds like a lot of effort. Connor, you're a bit of a. Connor, you're a bit of a messy person. You're a bit of a mess. Oh, g'day, guys.

So, not myself, actually, but my colleague, he came to work yesterday. We were all having a bit of a laugh because he was telling us that he's had his underwear on inside out. And, you know, we're working in construction, you know, working up a bit of a sweat. Yeah.

He went out last night and come back, and he totally forgot to change his underwear, you know. They're still inside out as well. That's not a mess. That's just gross. I'm a mess. I'm a loser. I'm a hater.

I'm a user. With that one, you're meant to, because you wear them in the right way one day and then inside out the other day to save a day of washing. He just skipped a step. He just skipped one altogether. Finally, Kane. Hi, Kane. How's it going?

Kane, why are you a red hot mess? One day, two weeks ago, I was driving to work and I put my car through a fence on some black ice and then I put my boss's car into a hidden culvert the same day. You know why else you're a red-hot mess? Why? Because you just swore on the radio. Bring him down.

Bring him down. No, no, he won't do it again. He's a loose unit. He's just a casual F-bomb, but it's all right. We're all friends around. He's Brinkley. Last night in New Zealand, the Lotto Prize pool was at $22 million, and someone in central Otago won for themselves $22,333,333.

They won the whole lot. They won the whole lot. One person took the whole thing. Oh, my God. Someone's about to get divorced. That's the way to look at it today. Someone's life is about to be ruined forever. It's about to change forever.

Someone's about to lose all their friends. Someone's about to cash in, baby. The Central Otago region too, you're talking Queenstown, Wanaka. It hasn't been that... What's the word? What? They haven't claimed it. They haven't claimed it yet. So that could be you listening

right now. If you bought your ticket in Queenstown or Wanaka or the Central Otago region, yeah, it could absolutely be you. $22 million. Just boom, straight into your account. And I lived with someone who won Lotto before. It goes in that fast. So you win it on the Saturday.

If you win it on the weekend, it's in your bank account on the Tuesday because they need the banks to reopen on Monday. Then they have a data processor and it shows up in your account on Tuesday, tax-free. Is it the same thing in New Zealand as it is in America where if you win a massive amount of money like that,

you can either take the lump sum all at once or you can take all of it over a number of years? I don't know, actually. Because in America, you know how they have like the mega power balls and all of that. But they're giving away like $400 million. Right. I mean, $22 million is enough to ruin your life.

But I think you better just take it. Just challenge yourself. Take it. Yesterday though, because I was at 22 million. You bought a ticket. I don't mind having a go because I enjoy that space between buying the ticket and then inevitably losing because I've never won anything.

Just dreaming a little bit and going, Because at that moment, you potentially could win. That's why I said to you guys, I said, I'm buying a lotto ticket, Bree and our producers, Ben and Ellie. If I win, what do you want? Tell me now. And if I win the $22 million, you can have it. I'll buy it for you guys tomorrow.

And you kind of put limits on it because producer Ben just went ridiculous. Oh, he said house. He wanted a yacht and a house. Yeah, no, no, no. It's $22 million. Yeah, yeah, I know it is. So in Auckland you could get one house. Yeah.

No offence, but you're not my top priority. You shouldn't be shutting down ideas. No, no, no. I've got to go. I've got to go. Wife, parents, brothers, sisters. Producer Ben with a mustache like that needs a yacht if he's going to get a girlfriend.

I was thinking like, I was thinking, you're not wrong. She's got a point. Ben McDowell from Christchurch, everyone. You know what's cheaper? A razor. I could just get him one of those. So yeah, there were limitations.

I was kind of like, just be realistic. But in that, I was like, spend 50 grand on yourself. It's interesting. You'd think I'd set you the hardest puzzle in the world just was like, spend 50 grand on yourself. It's interesting. You'd think I'd set you the hardest puzzle in the world just to spend $50,000 on yourself. It's interesting to see the different things that we all wanted. Let me take you through.

Go on. This was yesterday. I mean, I haven't won, so don't worry about it. But this was a legally binding contract. I wrote it down. I was prepared to do it for you. Ellie, we started with Ellie. This is Ellie.

Oh, um, oh. Some cash? Oh, could I oh, could I have unlimited petrol? Oh, that's good. Mate, everyone can relate. Yeah, but I don't want to fund your petrol forever. And he's not your dad. I just want to look, after I win this 22 million, I'm probably never

coming back. So I just want to give you one thing and then leave your life. And then never talk to you again Ellie. Yeah, basically. So, yeah, not much luck there. Brie, to you, what do you want? This is Brie, without hesitation. Miniature pony. You can have anything you want

and you go miniature pony. Well, they're compact. I can keep it at my house. It's a great option. Eventually, Ellie comes back around and she goes, no, no, actually, Suzuki Swift. And then Brie goes, oh, oh, oh, I could keep it at my house. It's a great option. Eventually Ellie comes back around and she goes, no, no, actually Suzuki Swift. And then Bree goes, oh, oh, oh, I want to change my one to Harley Davidson. Not the motorbike, just the guy Harley that works here. And then Ben, who I said no to a house, because $22 million,

I'm not spending a million dollars on a house for you. You have limits. I have limits. And then he goes, oh, a 22-foot yacht, which again is over a million dollars. He's not the Waffle Wall Street, mate. Do you know what he ended with? What did he end with? Oh, nothing then.

No, I didn't. I said about the Mount Eden. Oh, eventually. Yeah. Eventually he goes, oh, I want a box at Eden Park and I want to do one ZM spy about Craig David. Oh, eventually. Yeah. Eventually he goes, oh, I want a box at Eden Park and I want to do one ZM spy about Craig David. Oh, God. Craig David.

Doesn't cost anything. Hey, mate, we'll give you that for free. Here's some advice. And this is real advice. Because if someone... A verbal contract is legally binding. If anybody ever says that to you, I've got a lot of ticket.

If I win, I'll buy you something tomorrow. Is that legally binding? It is. A verbal contract is legally binding. Have something ready to go. Okay? Because otherwise, you're going to end up with a miniature pony. What? What's wrong with that? It's a great option. You live in an apartment.

Zeddy's Brinkland. Something that I'm noticing recently on all of my friends' Instagram stories is a lot of them are having babies. Yep. And I'm keeping up to date. Just in case you didn't know babies. Yep. And I'm keeping up to date. Just in case you didn't know what babies sounded like. I'm keeping up to date with, you know,

all the things that come with having a baby. Me too. Me too. We're both at that age. We're at that age where our friends around us are having the kids, but we're not. A lot of first birthdays in my life at the moment. Every time I see it and every time people are like,

oh, I'm pregnant, it just reminds me that my clock is ticking, mate. And trust me, my mum reminds me. Guys don't have that problem, you see. Yeah. I mean, look at Richard Gere. He's 68. He's going to become a dad soon for the second time. I mean, yeah.

There was something on one of my mate's Instagram stories, though, that it wasn't cute, it wasn't cuddly, but there was a baby involved. Right. It's not poo-based, is it? No, it's not poo-based. It was this apparatus where the mother, my friend, is on one end of it and then she places the other end of it into the baby's nose and she sucks out the snot.

She filmed it. I was mortified. I could barely watch it. And I know everyone listening is probably going to be like, oh, it's just a baby. It's not a big deal. The baby can't blow its own nose. It doesn't know how to do that.

I know that. Well, that's the point of it. Yeah. So this item is called the Nose Frida, the Snot Snucker. Snot Snucker. Oh, the Snot Sucker. And we've grabbed a piece of an ad promoting it. Invented by a Swedish pediatric ear, nose and throat doctor. Nose Frida,

the Snot Sucker, is smart, safe and hygienic snot sucking. Simply place the tube to form a seal with the outside of baby's nose and suck away the snot. The sight of success is divine. I get it. I totally get it.

I get it. The bit I don't get is, why would you film that? Yeah, she was loving it. Like, how is that? When you're using the snot sucker, how do you go, this is hot Instagram content? It was funny because her partner, he was filming it and you could hear him dry reaching in the background.

Do you want to know something about these snot suckers? I'm imagining this is the first time you've heard about them. First time I've heard about it. Okay, sit down and get ready. Okay. The snot sucker is actually a great thing because, and this is what I know from my friends who have babies, if you don't have the snot sucker,

you have to suck the snot out of the baby's mouth with your own mouth. Straight from the nose. Yeah, straight from the nose. You have to put your mouth over baby's nose and go. Which I looked into it and apparently the snot actually doesn't come into contact with the person using the apparatus. So I'm fine with it. Not in that one.

No, not in this one, but in the other way, yes. In the other one, you've got a person-to-person loogie going on. How would you feel? Yeah, that's not great, is it? How would you feel if we got the snot sucker and I gave it a go on you? You want to snot suck me? Yeah, next week. Well, actually, just quickly, Beth just called through.

Hi, Beth. Hi, how's it going? You've used a snot sucker. Well, actually, just quickly, Beth just called through. Hi, Beth. Hi, how's it going? You've used a snot sucker. No, sorry. Where we come from, you just put your mouth over the baby's nose and you suck. Yeah, yeah. It's the cheapest version. And that's what I was just talking about.

Yeah, yeah. I love that Beth says it's the cheaper version. Beth, what do you do once you've got that in your mouth? You find something to spit it into. You have a spit. Who said motherhood isn't glamorous? Beth, Bree is proposing that she buys the tool and does it on me

next week. What do you reckon? I don't know. Baby snuff sounds a lot more innocent than I reckon yours would be. We don't know where Clint's been. That's right. That's right. I don't want to be the one who makes the call because then it seems a bit fetishy.

But, Beth, let's put the power in your hands. Bree's offering it up. Next week, do I let her snot suck me? Oh, yeah. She's offering, mate. I would love to hear about that. All right. Very good.

We'll do it. We'll do it. I'll try and catch a cold over the weekend. Oh, can you not? Bree and Clint. Mate, I would do that for you. Yeah. That's how good of a friend I am to you.

I know you did it, but I would go to those lengths. Zinni is Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, you give us your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on it's my birthday. Free and Cleanse Birthday Banger. Alright, you give us your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. First up, Rana.

Hello, Rana. Hi. That's like my nickname that all of my family call me. Rana. Rana. That's cool. What's your birthday, Rana? 16th of November, 1992.

Okay, Rana, you were 16 in 2008 on the 16th of November, and this is your birthday banger. Can't read my, can't read my, no, we can't read my poker face. She's got me like nobody. That makes that song 10 years old. 2008. Oh, my God, it does too.

Wow. I love Lady Gaga. How do you feel about that, Rana? Is it a good birthday banger? Yeah, definitely. It's a tune. All right. Absolute tune. Scott do you feel about that, Rana? Is it a good birthday banger? Yeah, definitely. That's a tune. Absolute tune. Scott. Kia ora, Scott. Hello, Scotty. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your

birthday? It's the 21st of February, 1993. Okay, Scott, you were 16 in 2009 on the 21st of Feb, and top of the charts on that day was this. Jason Mraz, the man who defined a sound and a style of hat. I do a good Jason Mraz. Do you? Go on.

Not bad. Not bad, eh? Not bad, mate. Is that how you got your wife Lucy? Yeah, one of the reasons. Thought so. That and the hat. Scott, what do you reckon about Jason Mraz as a birthday banger?

Is it a banger? I don't know if it's a banger. Yeah, I still like it. Is it a good song? Yeah, it's a good song. I'll be honest, though. I'm quite a fan of Lady Gaga. Yeah, good man.

Yes, Scotty. Yes, queen. I love someone who can be honest about it, too. I love that. Finally, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hey, how's it going?

Good. How are you? I am pumped. Let's go. I love it. What's your birthday, Rach? 17th of August, 1982. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow.

Hooray. Oh, cool. So you were 16 in 1998 on the 17th of August, and hopping the charts on that day was this. Do you know who this is, Rachel? Let's say yes. This is New Zealand's original girl group. Deep Obsession.

They're called Deep Obsession. It was two girls. I think they had one album, and this is Lost in Love. Give us a bit more. I like it. It would have only been number one in New Zealand. Yeah.

So if we don't get New Zealand, then I win. Yes, you do, Rachel. Rachel, let's forget the winning part of it. Do you actually want to hear that song? I'd love to hear that song. She's lying.

I'm great. She's lying. I love that she committed to her own birthday. Yeah, yeah, good on her. That's what it's all about. So we've got Rana who wants to hear Poker Face. We've got Scotty who got Jason Mraz but wants to hear Poker Face. And we've got Rachel who is pretending to want to hear Deep Obsession.

I don't think this one needs much deliberation at all. It's Gaga all the way. It's Gaga all the way, right? Get it, girl. First of all, Rana, congrats for playing your birthday banger. Thanks, guys. Okay, but more importantly, Scott, we're playing Rana's birthday banger. Yes.

And the most important, happy birthday to Rachel for tomorrow. There we go. Now, Bree and Clint, 10 years old. This is Lady Gaga in Poker Face. Secret sound next, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of birthday banger is Lady Gaga in Poker Face. We're just talking about the history.

Yeah. Of Lady Gaga. And how big. We're just talking about the history of Lady Gaga. And how big that was when it happened. It's 2008. Can you believe that? It's crazy. Do you know what that song's actually about? I think we've had a conversation maybe. I like to tell everyone.

What is it about? It's actually about her being with her boyfriend, but she's thinking about a woman. And she's putting on a poker face and he doesn't know. And he can't read her poker face. She's got me like nobody. Crazy, right? Remember she was just the biggest thing in the world for about two years. She's incredible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she could never sustain how crazy and big the performance has got. I love that we're just reminiscing on Gaga. Zinian's brilliant clant. Yesterday, or last night, should I say, you were the reason I nearly weed myself in public. Really? I was so close, so close to wetting my pants.

Because scare cam is your thing. Did something I do frighten you? No. So yesterday, we're sitting in the the studio and something behind the scenes, I drink water out of a jug every day in the studio. Oh, yeah. You need a drink bottle. Yeah, I know.

We've got a lot of expensive electrical equipment around here. I like to live in the past, though, with my jug and my glass. You literally look like you are running a saloon. Anyway, yesterday, how many litres do you think that jug is? It's more than two. I'm thinking if I poured a bottle of milk into it. It's probably a three-litre carafe. Yeah.

That's a fancy word. Carafe. Anyway, you go to me, bitch, you can't drink the whole thing before the end of the show. Yeah, because you were sore from your gym workout and I said you've got to move the lactic acid around your body. You've got to flush it out. And you know me, I hate backing down from a challenge.

I will do everything in my power. I'm waiting for the day you come to work with a whole cagey block of cheese and I'm just going to go, be gone, eat that whole thing. I'll be like, watch me. Anyway. When I left, you still had a third of the jug to go

So mission failed I sculled it I sculled the whole thing And then I was on my way Oh I love that about you And you think it's your great strength You think that you'll knock off any challenge But mate it is your weakness

It'll be my demise Because I can get you to do anything And last night Literally nearly wet myself in public I went to this comedy night Yeah And sat through the whole thing It was fine demise. Because I can get you to do anything. And last night, literally, nearly wet myself in public. I went to this comedy night and sat through the whole thing. It was fine. Had a couple of beers. And after a couple of beers on top of three litres of water, I was walking with my mates and we were looking for somewhere to eat. We finally settled on this one place and we went in there and we're sitting down. I said, oh, excuse me, where's the bathrooms no bathrooms by this stage it was after 10 o'clock yeah the center which it has like movies

and like an arcade in it had closed oh so i said to the girl at the place we're at i was like where's the nearest bathroom she said she goes oh there's a place just next to us yeah uh that you have to get the code to get into the us that you have to get the code to get into the bathroom. So you have to buy something, don't you? What sort of place was it? It was a fast food restaurant. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. That's fine. You love fast food. At this point. Go good with your couple of beers. I know, right. But when you're so like I was busting so badly I could not concentrate. I went up to the counter.

I know that feeling. And I was moving. Like this girl was looking at me. I could not concentrate. I went up to the counter. I know that feeling. And I was moving. Like this girl was looking at me. I would have looked like a toddler. And I was like, can I get a Coke and the code to the bathroom, please? Anyway, she's given me the code. I've got my cup because I had to buy something. I've sprinted to the toilets and it's this thing that's on the door

where you have to put a four-dig digit code in because I was so rattled. I've forgotten the code as I was trying to put it in. I'm nearly wetting my pants. I'm so close. I've went back to her. I was like, what's the code? What's the code? She's given the code again. I've went around, tried to put it in, said no, tried to put it in again. Finally, I literally have gotten into the bathroom. Guess what I was wearing yesterday? You were wearing the dungaree onesies. Let's just say. Oh, no.

Not a good moment. Oh, that worked out better than I could have imagined. I'm just so we're above board. Did you get them down? Let's just say it was touch and go. I bet you can't finish that joke again. Half and half. Zeddy is brilliant.

I'm in somewhat of a tricky situation at the moment. Remember the other week when we were at your house and we were group tindering on your friend's Tinder account? It's something that seems to happen a lot at my place. Me and my flatmate Annabelle, we group Tinder a lot. It's a favourite activity of yours. We put it up on the TV and everyone decides yes or no. And as someone who's in a relationship,

can I say it's a lot of fun to find, because it's the closest I get to using Tinder. Because you're living vicariously through us. Yeah, yeah. And I get to make good decisions and bad decisions for you. I love when you can control someone else's Tinder. Yeah. Anyway, we were on there and I saw them swiping past,

swiping past, swiping past. And then this person came up. Oh, I remember this. Oh, yep. And this person came up who I know and a person I know is in a relationship. I remember you kind of, you were like, oh, I know that person. And then you were kind of like, wait a minute, that person's in a relationship. Yeah.

And it was a bit awkward. And then we were all like, ooh. But that is what it is. Like we didn't swipe yes to them and just kind of just keep going on. Because in the moment, if I remember correctly, it was quite fast. Yeah, yeah. Because my flatmate Annabelle is a very, very fast tinderer. Yeah, yeah.

And she was kind of swiping through really quick. And I was like, oh my God, was that the person I thought it was? And they were already gone. So I was like, can you go back? Can you go back and can I have a closer look and check if my mind's playing tricks on me? Turns out you can't go back. Unless you sign up for, I mean, what?

I don't know what I'm talking about. I've never used Tinder. Sign up for what? Tinder Pro. Tinder Plus. Tinder Plus. Whatever it, what? I don't know what I'm talking about. I've never used Tinder. Sign up for what? Tinder Pro? Tinder Plus. Tinder Plus. Whatever it's called. I don't know.

Me? Never have. Me personally, never have. How much for Tinder Plus? Me? I mean, I don't know. I've heard you can pay different subscriptions. Back to this person who I know.

So what do you do? What do you do now? So are you friends with them? Yep. Or are you friends with both of them? Back to this person who I know. So what do you do? What do you do now? So are you friends with them? Yep. Or are you friends with both of them? Both of them. Okay, so you're friends with both of them.

Who are you better friends with? I've known the other one longer. Right. The one that wasn't on the dating app. So the one that should probably know that their partner is on Tinder. Yeah. See, for me, I've always been someone, I know that it's really hard because people are like, oh, it's none of your business,

don't get involved. That's it. But then like if you're really good mates with someone, it kind of is your business because if you care about someone and you think they should know something, kind of should tell them. But what if I'm wrong? Yeah, well, that's true. What if I'm wrong?

So you don't have proof. And also, what if they have an arrangement? Like, what if that's their thing? Well, that's true too. What if they go, yeah, we're in a relationship. Which is totally fine. We're also tindering. Yeah.

If that's what they want to do, yeah, go for it. I feel like you should tell your friends if that's the sort of arrangement you have though because what if they get in situations like this? And then they all start talking about you and they think that one of you is doing the dirty on the other one. Makes it very awkward. Literally one of my mates literally had the same problem the other day and was asking me what I thought they should do.

Yeah. I said to tell them. It's not your business though. I understand. I get it. I get it. I get it. And if it was me, I'd probably want to know.

But then would I? I would. I would because, you know, what if that person, you know, ends up spending however long and they find out later on and then you end up finding out that, you know. But the first stage of this is denial. So I go and tell the person. Exactly, yeah.

And they go, no, you're lying. And that could cause a rift between you and that person. Oh, God, it's messy. What do you do? What do you do? I'm sure there is no right answer, but maybe you've been put in this situation and you did something and it turned out right

or maybe you just kind of- You want people to call through. Kind of. And see what happens with their stories or what they would do. Yeah. Okay. You see someone you know is in a relationship

on a dating app. Do you tell your friend? Do you tell your friend? Do you tell your friend? Do you hit them up? What do you do? 0800 dial ZM. You can text us on 9696 as well. Bit of a messy one.

Z names Bree and Clint. I've seen someone I know who was in a relationship on a dating app. I'm not on a dating app. It was during group tindering on Breeze TV. What are you talking about? I don't remember this. It was at your house. What? I'm just kidding. Was it your phone? It wasn't my

phone. It was my flatmate Annabelle who's a very fast tinderer. Annabelle the tinder wizard. We put it in through the Apple TV. Anyway, it was very quickly, but I'm 99% sure that someone I know came up and I know their man, I know their partner. And I'm like, what are you doing

on a dating app? Yeah. So the question is, what do you do? What do you do in that situation? Do you get involved in other people's business? Do you go and talk to the person who's affected? I can't help it when I'm friends with someone that I care about and I see, like if I think something's going on,

I trust my gut and I have to tell them. And I'll take the brunt of it if I'm wrong. Yeah. But your gut's never wrong. Yeah. And what does your gut say? My gut says. It was them.

I'm pretty sure it's them. Because a lot of people on the text machine are saying, you know, it could be an old profile, which is very true. Well, this is true. We had this experience with one of our producers, Ellie. You've been in a relationship for how long? Oh, about 18 months. And someone said to us the exact same thing.

It was producer Ben. He came up on producer Ben's Tinder, didn't it? I thought we were keeping that a secret. Nope, not a secret on this show. So we just went straight to you and said, why are you on Tinder? Yeah, you did and it was very awkward. But hey, it was innocent. I haven't had that for years and I'm scared that my profiles are still hanging around.

Yeah. For how long though? Oh, like I've been on Tinder for ages and ages. Like a year and eight months. No, it was a while ago. Like it was a while ago. So I don't know where they are. I've tried to delete the app.

I've tried to like unsubscribe. I don't know how to do it. Which, yeah, definitely could happen. It could be an old profile up there. How long has your friend been in a relationship? I don't know. Ever since I've known them. And is that a long time?

See, so it might not apply. If they've been in a relationship for four years, might not apply to this situation. Well, anyone who's been there, this is your chance to join in on 0800 dial ZM. I do love the advice on the text machine as well is confront the person that you saw

on the app. Oh, go to them first. Which I think is a great option. Yeah. Or if they're a bullshit artist. Yeah, true. Sharna. Hello, Sharna. Hey. What do you think? I think is a great option. Yeah, or if they're a bullshit artist. Yeah, true. Sharna. Hello, Sharna. Hey. What do you think?

I think you should definitely tell them. Yeah, tell who? I agree. Well, your friend. I don't know whether it's a girl or a guy. No, but they're both friends. That's the thing. Do you tell the affected person? The better friend?

Or do I talk to the one who I saw on the app? Talk to them both because it could be completely innocent or somebody could be cheating. You'll soon find out. Yeah. Okay, cool. Let's go to Lauren.

Hello, Lauren. What do you do? Hi. I've been in that situation. I found a work colleague's husband on Tinder. I did confront him. I asked why he was on Tinder and he told me it was an old profile that he did have a bit of a history of cheating and playing around.

So I then messaged the best friend of that who was affected just because I didn't feel like I knew her enough to confront her with it. So I messaged her best friend, showed her all the screenshots and said, hey, you know, if you want to say anything, I'll leave it to you. I just don't feel like I'm comfortable doing it myself. That's interesting. So you gave the information to someone close to her and palmed it off and left it in her hands.

Hey, here's the ultimate hospital pass. Catch. No, I don't mind that option. If she didn't know her. I don't know. I get it. But I do like if she didn't know her. I don't know. I get it. I get it. But I do like that she confronted him because even if it was an old profile,

which it might have been. Could be. Could totally be. But if it wasn't, it might have scared him. You kind of want to be confronted if it's an old profile because you want the chance to go, oh, I better take that down. Oh, God, what do people think about me? Julia, hi.

What do you reckon? You've got to say something because you don't want to be that, excuse my French, you don't want to be the prick that knows. Yeah, and then down the track. Because imagine if, imagine, you know, they're like 13 years deep in a relationship, and he's, or she is doing the dirty on them the whole time,

and then it all comes out clean, and everyone's like, oh, I knew that, I knew that, and then your mate's sitting there going, son, mate, you are? How did you know and not tell me? God, imagine going to the wedding. I'd be devastated, yeah. They're not engaged. That would be the most awkward, you know,

if anyone objects to this marriage. Yeah, I totally agree with you, Julia. One more call. Let's go to Rebecca. Rebecca, what do you think? If you see someone you know is in a relationship on a dating app, what do you do? I can 100% tell them.

I mean, it surely has to be an old profile. Like, how dumb can you be? Someone's obviously going to see it. I reckon it's just the old techie where you delete the app and forget to deactivate it. But I reckon just, yeah, contact maybe the person. Oh, you're closer with the

other person, eh? No. Oh, no? Oh, you're such with the other person, eh? No. You just be like, oh, no? Well. Oh, you're such a fence sitter. Oh. Do the right thing. Tell both of them and let them deal with it. That's what I'll do.

I'll get them both in the room together. Oh, no. I don't reckon both. That could be really awkward. Who would you tell? I'll set up a GoPro. Would you tell the person that's been seen on Tinder or would you tell the person that may be having the dirty done on them?

Probably the person who's having the dirty done on them. And then leave it with them. Yeah. Be like, look, you know, it happens all the time. People's old profiles are up, but just sort of tell ya. All right. And just while we're on this, if someone sees me on Tinder, can you swipe right, please? Leave it with me.

I'll update you when it's... Oh, you're so hesitant. I feel bad for you. Just leave it. Do you want me to do it? No, I don't want you to do it. Zee is brilliant, Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. I have three movie plot lines. I really need to wee and I get nervous for this. Sorry, too much info.

Yeah, cool, man. What I will do is I'll begin reading the plot. Yep. When you know what it is, you buzz in. Your buzzer is your name. So you will yell out Bree and you, Amos, will yell out Amos, okay? Yep. How are you on movies?

Are you good at this? Are you the great hope for the people? Hopefully. Average at best. All right. Amos, if you win, like me, you have to celebrate really, really obnoxiously. All right. Okay?

Here we go. Both players ready? But you're not going to win. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. Yell out your name as your buzzer when you're ready. Here we go. Movie plot number one. I love Amos. Righto.

Dr Ryan is a medical engineer on her first mission. Her commander is a veteran astronaut, Matt Kowalski, helming his last flight before retirement. Then during a routine... Bree? Oh.

Is it Sully? Sully is incorrect. Amos, you get a free guess, which if you get it wrong, I'll continue the plot, okay? So you just get a free guess here. I'm going to go with Apollo. Apollo is incorrect. I was going to say that too, Amos. Oh, right.

I'll continue from where I left off. Buzz in whenever you're ready. Then during a... Bree. Bree. Is it Armageddon? Armageddon is wrong. Okay.

Amos gets a guess. Amos, you get a free guess. Oh, I didn't even hear the plot. That's right. You can just have another stab. You can just have any old stab. Say another space model. I'm just going to go with the Matrix.

The Matrix is incorrect. I don't think there were any spaceships in there. Oh, maybe there were. Then, during a routine spacewalk by the pair, disaster strikes. The shuttle is destroyed, leaving Ryan and Matt stranded. I know what it is. Amos. Interstellar?

Interstellar is incorrect. Bree, you get a free guess. I can't remember the name of the movie. Nah, I got nothing. Can you close your laptop, please? He's talking to someone. The shuttle is destroyed, leaving Matt and Ryan stranded in deep space with no link to Earth and no hope of rescue.

It's the one with Sandra Bullock in it. I know the one. Oh, no. As fear turns to panic, they realise that the only way home may be to venture further into space.

Oh. God damn it. I'm going to start giving out letters of the title. I'm going to have a guess. Go give out letters of the title.

Or buzz in, Amos, if you want to guess. Amos. Amos. Amos. Is that The Martian? It's not The Martian. First letter. Free guess., Amos, if you want to guess. Amos. Amos. Is that The Martian? It's not The Martian. First letter.

Free guess, Bree. Such a good movie, though. Free guess. It's on the tip of my tongue. No good. First letter of the movie is, and you still need to buzz in, G. Second letter of the movie. Bree?

Is it Galactica? Is incorrect. Second letter of the movie is R. I'm going to kick myself. Third letter of the movie. Bree? Is it Galactica? Is incorrect. Second letter of the movie is R. I'm going to kick myself. Third letter of the movie is A. Fourth letter of the movie is V. Fifth letter. Bree!

Amos. Oh, no! Amos. Gravity. Gravity is correct. Damn it! That is the longest point we have ever played for. That went so hard.

Amos, well done, mate. Nice work, Amos. I have to let you go now, but you have got one point for the ever played for. That went so hard. Amos, well done, mate. Nice work, Amos. I have to let you go now, but you have got one point for the people. Congratulations. Keisha, welcome to the show. Hi, Keisha. Hi. I'm so disappointed in myself.

I hope this one's a bit quicker, okay? You know the rules, okay? Buzz in with your name when you know the movie. Yeah. Movie number two. I'm out of form. With the help of the Allies Lieutenant Jim Gordon And D.A. Harvey Dent

Our hero has been able to keep a tight lid On crime in Gotham City Brie Batman Batman what? Dark Knight Batman the Dark Knight Is correct Yes! Dang it Sorry Keisha Unlucky Keisha Dark Knight. Batman The Dark Knight is correct.

Yes! Dang it. Sorry, Keisha. Unlucky Keisha. That means we're at tie break, ladies and gentlemen. This is for the win. Playing for the people is Geordie. Hi, Geordie.

Hi, Geordie. Hi. No pressure, but this is match point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gravity was so hard to sit quiet through. Did you know it? I did. I was going, it's Gravity. Good. I haven't seen it, and I love Sandra Bullock. I need to sit quiet through. Did you know it? I did. I was going, it's gravity.

Good. I haven't seen it and I love Sandra Bullock. I need to go watch it. I'm not going to make this easy, okay? Oh, listen to Geordie throwing out the shade. I like it. I'm not going to make this easy. Geordie, your buzzer is your name.

Okay. Third movie plot line. When scientists discover how to shrink humans. Bree. Bree. Downsizing. Downsizing. Downsizing is... Correct.

She's done it. She's done it. Sorry, Geordie, no luck, mate. Geordie, I ain't getting burnt from your shade, girl. I love it. I love when people throw the shade. Ziddy's brain clamped. So last night in Aussie, The Bachelor kicked off,

which we don't really care because it's in Australia. But there's one reason to care a little bit. I don't know if you're Australian, mate, so you say that. To be honest. Well, I don't because I'm not there. I'm living here now, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we are getting it here in New Zealand.

I think it's a week later. Yeah. I think we get to watch it here a week later. They're showing it on Bravo. They're showing it on Bravo. But the reason why I think New Zealand – I don't know why it's not on one of the main channels. Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe because it's Aussie. It looks quite good though. And Nick Cummins, who is an ex-rugby player is the bachelor. You'll know him if you're a big Western Force fan, said nobody ever. I was going to say my cousin used to play for the Western Force, thank you very much. Yeah, well they're not a team anymore. That's how good

my cousin was. That's how good the Western Force were. Now, Nick Cummins was a wallaby. Yeah, he was a pretty decent player. He was a good player, great chat. The honey badger. The honey badger. The honey badger. He's the guy. He's also the guy on TV at the moment.

He does ads for tradie underwear. Yeah. Those undies they sell at the warehouse. He's doing ads for everything, mate. Got a good rig on him. Yeah, he does have a good rig on him. Anyway, he's the bachelor for this season in Aussie. And I just caught a little glimpse of it of someone that posted on their story

about a really awkward situation that happened last night on the show. Was it? So last night. First night? First night. So he's meeting all the girls. They're all coming out of the limo.

That is the most awkward night of any Bachelor series. And they all try and do weird stuff to stand out. To make an impression or. One girl didn't need to do anything to stand out. Yeah. As it was his ex. Ooh. I don't know how much of an ex.

Like, I think they went on a couple of dates and then he wasn't keen and... Still, that he's... It was very awkward television and we've grabbed a piece of it if you missed it. Oh, my God. Almost. I actually know him.

Nick and I have socialised in the past together. Has anything romantic ever happened between the two of you? Um, let's just see what he has to say. I'm so nervous. I hope that the fact that we know each other gives me an advantage. At the same time, he does know me, so he might want to get rid of me. I don't know.

Not the place you really want your ex turning up. Nah. When you're on The Bachelor. This is where you don't want your ex to turn up. When you're in the middle of dating 23 other women. This is when you don't want your ex to turn up ever. Ever. And we were talking about, I want to know,

has it ever happened to anyone else? Obviously not on The Bachelor. Not on The Bachelor. But a situation where you're like, oh, I really wouldn't have wanted my ex to turn up. You know what happened? It kind of happened on The Bachelor New Zealand. When?

They had a girl on, on The Bachelor, who was an ex-girlfriend of the host. Oh, that's awkward. Yeah. So the guy's trying to date all these women and then they bring in a wild card. Did they get back together? Her and the awkward. Yeah. So the guy's trying to date all these women and then they bring in a wild card. Did they get back together? Her and the host?

Yeah. Nah. Oh, well, what we know they did. Well, she didn't win The Bachelor either, but yeah, she was Tom Bowden's ex. Oh, God. It was so weird. They had to shoot this extra bit

where the host goes over And talks to the bachelor and goes Hey bro, just so you know I used to tap that What they No he didn't say it like that And Dom never would, Dom's a great guy Here we go, you backtracking

It was some of the most iconic New Zealand television ever We want to ask you on 0800 Dial ZM right now, where was the awkward place you ran into your ex? Yeah. Maybe it was at a wedding. Maybe it was at your wedding. Maybe you were on a tropical desert highland resort for a week with your new partner and then,

oh, hello, there's the ex. What if, what if you get on a plane? What are the odds if you get on a plane? And they're the pilot. ..and you're walking down, you know how you're always, like, looking to see who you're going to be sitting next to? Next minute, it's your ex. Oh, so not the pilot.

Not the pilot. Yeah, your one's better. Your one's better than pilot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Call if they're the pilot too. Yeah, cool. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Where did you run into your ex?

Zinian is brilliant. Who's talking about the new bachelor in Aussie is Nick Cummins, the ex-rugby player. Yeah, the honey badger. The honey badger played for the Wallabies, played for the Western Forth. Faster than a rat up a drain pipe. Yeah, that guy.

That guy. Got good chat. Great chat. He'll make good TV. Good rig. Great rig. Is he hot? Yeah, I think he's hot

Why'd your voice go up? He's not my type Sure But he's attractive Yes Yeah Great rig He's got a great rig

Really good set of shoulders on him Cracking whip skills too If you follow his Instagram Does he? Yeah he loves a bull whip And he goes Can you crack a whip? Never tried

You've never tried? No I should teach you You can crack a whip? Never tried. You've never tried? No. I should teach you. You can crack a whip. Yeah, I grew up in the country mate. Right. Could I get taught by someone that I feel safer around? Yeah, I'm not safe with a whip. Anyway, we're talking about last night's episode which we will

get it here in NZ I think next week. I think so, yeah. Where he was meeting. Annoying to be a week behind. I know, so annoying. Because of Instagram and everything. And spoilers. You've already seen what happens. Very annoying. So if you don't want to know, yeah, probably don't listen. No, this doesn't give anything away.

Not that big a deal. But he was meeting all the girls last night and turns out one of the girls is an ex of his. They do this on purpose. Of course, to make good television. Do you think she knew though? 100%. Do you think she knew The Bachelor was her ex?

Oh, I was getting the vibes that she was super keen And he probably wasn't And then she's gone on the show To try and rekindle the flame that was already put out Yeah Not great We're talking about those places where you don't want your ex to show up So everywhere

And one of them is when you're on a dating show trying to find love And you've already dated that person And you've gone no rose for you in real life. The awkward spots you run into your ex. 0800 dial ZM Jasmine. Hi Jasmine. Hi. Where did you awkwardly run into your ex? Well I actually didn't exactly run into him

but my current partner, his dad, owns a shearing and fencing business and it ended up being that my ex started working for him. Oh no. How'd that make you feel? I was, because they do a lot of work around, because he owned a farm as well, so they do a lot of work around the farm, so I was always like, oh, I don't know if I actually want

to go. He's like, there is no escaping me. You can leave the relationship, but you can never leave my life. Oh, that's so awkward. You are quite literally fenced in. Is he still working for him? No, he sort of made a bit of a dick of himself doing a couple of things.

Right, well, that's the perfect ending to the perfect situation, isn't it? Yeah, he kind of just was like, no, I'll stop working. You guys have really managed to maintain the upper hand there. Yeah, it was good, and I haven't heard or seen of him since,

so it's pretty good. Although, in saying that we've moved away from sort of the town that we were in. Well, if you go on a dating show he might sign up. Definitely not going on a dating show.

Thank you, Jasmine. On the text machine there's some great ones coming through. Someone said, I ran into my ex at a funeral. Ooh. Not the best place.

This is probably my favourite one. Although they say grief is a powerful aphrodisiac. I know, right? This one is my favourite. I went to a house party. I didn't know it was his house and I took my new boyfriend. Oh, that's awkward.

So she's rocked up to the ex's house party. Because it could have been someone else's party and he's the flatmate kind of thing. Imagine that. You're with your new boyfriend and you're like, should we duck into this bedroom? Can you show us the bar? Can you give us the tour?

We'll go into this bedroom. We'll start hooking up on the bed. And then your ex-boyfriend comes in and goes, what are you doing here? This is all a bit too familiar. And who's that guy? What kind of house parties have you been going to? Armandi.

Armandi, hello. Hello. When did you run into your ex awkwardly? Well, it actually wasn't my ex. It was actually my partner's ex. I was at a housewarming party for my best friend. Oh, no. And his ex turned up.

Oh, that's awkward. And obviously you both knew who each other were. No, I didn't have a clue who she was. My partner sat next to me and said, oh, no, no, no, no. Did she know? Oh, no, bad words. That's my ex. Did she know who you were?

Funny thing, I didn't know who she was and neither did my friend whose house it was. Get out. Run. Run, Amandi, run. Camille, hi. Hi, Camille. Hi. When did you awkwardly run into your ex?

Oh, I was moving back from Perth to Auckland and I was on the plane and my ex was on the plane as well. No, no. But I went to the bathroom, like this was when we just first got seated and when I came back, he had swapped seats with the person next to me. No way! And the worst thing was that I fell like I fell asleep during the flight and dribbled on her shoulder. Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And what happened when you landed Camille? Well he came and saw my mum and stuff because my mum had come to greet me at the airport so he came and there was this big awkward conversation with my mum and stuff because my mum had come to greet me at the airport so he came and there was this big awkward conversation with my mum and everything and then he went on his way but yeah the whole thing was pretty awkward. Do you think he was trying to get things going again? Um, oh yeah

he tried for quite a while after that but yeah he's married now and all good so he's happy. I can't believe Camille that we literally said before, I was like, imagine the most awkward situation ever is when you skip. Oh, my God.

It reminded me of it. I was like, oh, my gosh, I have to call them because that did actually happen to me. Hey, Camille, congratulations on being the human incarnation of the most awkward situation ever. Zedien's brain clip. See, the rich list was released this week. The list of the richest New Zealanders.

I did see this. There is a gobsmacking amount of wealth in this country. There's billionaires. A lot of billionaires. I didn't know we had billionaires. Neither. Everybody inside the top ten of the rich list this year is a billionaire. Is Lorde on there?

Not from what I've seen. She's not in the top ten anyway. Is Lorde on there? Not from what I've seen. She's not in the top 10 anyway. Is Scribe on there? Scribe is not. No, Scribe is not on there either. Not at the moment. I'll give you some highlights, shall I? Okay, give me the highlights list.

For the first time ever, Stephen Adams, the basketball player, has made it onto the rich list at $50 million. Yeah, because he's got that massive contract in the NBA. He's halfway through a contract worth $140 million. That is mental. He's the highest paid New Zealand sports person of all time.

Ever. That's $140 million for three years. And the All Blacks are from here. And the All Blacks are from here, yeah. Like, put that into perspective. I mean, Stephen Adams is an incredible athlete, but... Oh, are you all right? You okay?

Are you okay? I really hurt myself. Why did you kick? I've kneed the desk. The amazing bit was you hit it so hard you made the music skip and it's not even a CD. I think I just skated my knee. I'm not even joking. Are you serious?

Oh. I feel like I think I dislocated my knee. I'm not even joking. Are you serious? Oh. Do you? Oh. Oh, I feel like it's... I don't know whether to stop or keep going. I never thought I'd get an injury in radio, but I've got one. We're going to go to a song. Oh, my God.

We're going to go to a song. Sorry. I actually want to know what happened. No, no, no. Your health comes first. Back in a second. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint happened. No, no, no. Your health comes first. Back in a second. ZM. ZM's brilliant clint.

Brilliant clint, ZM. That's Lord in Perfect Places. Sorry, mate. Welcome back to... No, no, don't be sorry. One of the greatest radio cliffhangers of all time. We're in the middle of talking about something that instantly became very irrelevant. When you smashed yourself into the bottom of the desk and you thought you'd dislocated your knee.

I had my legs crossed and then I've uncrossed my leg and hit this corner piece that's underneath the desk and it's kind of hit me right in the top of my knee bone and it felt like I dislocated my knee. I'm okay. Yeah, we've stood up and done some stretches and our producer ran out and got some ice and we're ready for the worst. It's all good.

I mean, never thought. I'm ready to do the rest of the show without you and get an ambulance in. Didn't think I'd need health insurance working in radio, but here we are. How'd you do your ACL? Well, I was talking and then next minute did my ACL. So you're fine? I'm okay. Okay, cool.