ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 16th 2019

Episode Date: August 16, 2019

Do you have a famous name?Dean McCarthy live from LAHighs and Lows of the weekNutbush1 Second Song Challenge!What’s the weird thing you do?Matt vs ClintFriday-okeBirthday Banger!Auckland ticket storyAviation news ft. RussiaBlack FernsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. They said it wouldn't be done the first time and we did it. Are you going to reveal what happened? They said it couldn't be done again because we'd be fired, but we did it. You're going to have to listen to the podcast if you want to know what happened. We bought another Venute. Producer Ben, what's up? You're obviously talking about the thing after Birthday Banger, correct?

That's what I'm talking about. So it's not in the podcast. Oh, controversial. What? Controversial. So I don't want to spoil anything, but something happens after Birthday Banger today, and it happens twice. In the podcast, it only happens once.

Why? I can put it in twice if you want. We need the whole story. The podcast listeners can't miss out. Do we? Because I don't listen to our podcast because I'm on it. I don't want to listen to myself. Imagine if I pulled up at the light and someone saw me listening to my own podcast.

That happened to me on the plane once and I was listening to a podcast for a work reason. I'm sure it's a great podcast, but I don't listen. It is a good podcast. The birthday banger song goes in the podcast? Always, yep. Then this thing needs to go in the podcast. This needs both. Okay. Because it happened because it's a redemption.

Yes. Cool. So it needs context. It's a Friday. We need everything that's happened around it. Alright, well look forward to a really long podcast today. Hey, we're keen for it. It doesn't matter how long it is. People got fast forward buttons. You guys listening right now will appreciate it

because they want to enjoy what everyone else enjoyed today. Also, life is long and it's hard to fill the days before you die. Yeah, right. That got real dark. He's tired. If you can eke out a little bit more joy, then so be it. Am I right? Am I right?

Clint's tired. But yes, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Clint's really lost it. Right? Am I right? Am I right? Clint's died. But yes, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Clint's really lost it. I've had enough. Are you all right? Yeah, he's had enough for today.

And also, who's ready for the All Blacks to finally beat Australia? Oh, Wallabies. Wallabies. All my Aussie podcasters are with me. Sorry, that's what I say to that, Bree. Did you? Was that you? That was a bit of you. Sorry, that's what I say to that, Brie. Did you? Was that you? That was a bit of a guess.

Oh, my God, Ellie. It is. Let's go, go, go. Now, let me see you dance. Zim's Brie and Clint. Hello, governor. Hello, guys. Hello, governor.

Welcome to the show, yeah? You don't sound like you're from London. Welcome to Brie and Clint's international special. You sound like you're from London. Welcome to Bree and Clint's international special. You sound like a fancy English person. I sound like a bogan English person. I'm not sure this is how you have a crust of the English society sound. Oh, you wouldn't believe who I saw down at the dairy. Was it Jessie J? No, it was Simon Bridgers. What's he doing over here in London? Oh, I think he was buying something he shouldn't have been.

Was it a porno? Yeah, it was a porno. Oh, that's cracker. Oh, no, I'm not British anymore. I'm doing this whilst trying to eat a Paddle Pop and it's very difficult. Side note, if you buy a Paddle Pop from the dairy, which we've just done, we bought a round of paddle pops for the team, and they've clearly already been melted before and refrozen. Money back.

What's your rights under the New Zealand Consumer Guarantees Act? Is that a question Simon Bridges could answer? Is that something he'd campaign on? What a pain in the ass, eh? Because you normally buy it, you're normally driving, and then you drive away from the servo, and you're probably 5km away from it before you open your ice cream, then it's too late

to take it back. I've got a question. Out of the team, how much do you remember back in the day when you used to buy Paddle Pops? How much do you remember them costing? Uh, oh, 75 cents, I think? I remember them costing 55. What about you, producers? What's the

market value of a Paddle Pop in your memory? I wouldn't even know. Under a dollar, definitely. You remember Ben didn't watch TV, so he probably didn't buy Paddle Pops either. What's your name again? Simon Bridges. Market update, $2.20. Are they? Is this $2.20?

I bought three for $6.60. I'm gobsmacked by that. Enjoy it. I feel like my dad, and he's like, back in my day, we bought those for 50 cents. No, it was five cents back in his day. He's old. No, there was no paddle pop when your dad was a kid. Yeah, true.

It was a stick with some honey rubbed onto it. Next on the show, oh, this is cool. We're going to do an experiment and see how many famous people we can have on the show today. Is this about to be our most star-studded show of all time? Are we going to have the most big names join us on the radio that we've ever had? Don't know yet. That's the experiment. We haven't organised it, though.

No, we haven't. But stick around because we're going to try We're going to try I'm in for it We're going to go big time It's like the Alan DeGeneres show We're going to see who we can get as a guest next ZM

I wonder if today We can attempt to get as many famous people As we've ever had on this show before Who's the most famous person we've talked to do you think? Who's the most famous guest we've talked to, do you think? Who's the most famous guest we've had? Troye Sivan. Troye Sivan. Bebe Rexha.

We spoke to Charlie XCX. Channing Tatum. Oh, no. Oh, no. We had him on the show, though. We have got audio. Oh, we played a clip of him on your show. Yeah, we played a clip.

Well, all that changes today. Please welcome to the show Mr. Sam Smith! Oh, hey guys! How are you? Whoa! This is a big deal! Sam! Sam Smith. I'm loving your new track. On the brain clip. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.

I didn't say that. Nobody's got a new song. No, I didn't say which Sam Smith, did I? I just said, welcome to the show, Sam Smith. You assumed that it was the singer. Which is quite rude, actually, to the show, Sam Smith. You assumed that it was the singer, which is quite rude, actually, to our guest, Sam Smith. Well, that's the only Sam Smith. I'm actually a very good singer as well. I feel like the other Sam Smith is kind of stealing my buzz a little bit.

Right, because I was going to say, that's the only Sam Smith I care about. Well, again, that is very rude to New Zealand comedian Sam Smith. I said Sam Smith. Yeah. Who the? Who? Sam is a friend

of mine who just happens to share a name with a very famous person. Sam, has that been a positive or a negative for your career so far? 100% negative. I hate the other Sam Smith. He is a jerk. He is a moany, complainy man.

Yeah. And he, yeah, like, before I did comedy, I was big into music. Music was my thing. Then he's come along and stolen my thing from me. There can't be two famous Sam Smith musicians so you had to do something else.

He's pushed you out of the category. Exactly. And the dumb thing is he's younger than me so like... You should have rights to it. I have the rights

to the name. Yeah, you were here first. Squatter's rights. Exactly right. Although, although, although I have seen you try to use it in your advantage.

I have seen one of your recent stand-up comedy posters which bears a striking resemblance to the most recent Sam Smith album artwork. That's good marketing, Sam. That's good marketing. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's called Sam Smith Live in Concert. Do you ever?

Yeah, see? And then below it, in very small text, it says, the comedian, not the singer. It's good. It's smart. Do you ever hope or do you ever look out into the audience, Sam, and think, some of these people have been tricked? If I ever have anyone who comes to see, like, a show for, like, 20 people in some cellar somewhere, and if they think they were going to see the other Sam Smith for that,

then they deserve me. Can you imagine? They'd look around, they'd go, oh, this is so intimate. This is the bargain of a lifetime. I can't believe these tickets were so cheap. I mean, we didn't even pay to get in here. Some would go, oh, and Sam Smith's got some guy to come on and do comedy to open for him.

This is great. This is a double header. It's different, isn't it? Well, he really seems to be bagging on about Sam Smith and how much he hates him during the show as well. Well, this is good. That's one celebrity for the afternoon already underway. We've been doing the show for 16 minutes,

and we've already had Sam Smith on the show. Who else can we get? We want some big name celebrities. Do you have a famous name, is what we're asking this afternoon. Are you a Michael Jordan who happens to live in Timaru? Are you a... Are you a Madonna? Just one name. Just one name, Madonna. Yeah. Are you Janet... Are you a Madonna? Just one name.

Just one name, Madonna. Yeah. Are you Janet Jackson from Porirua? Maybe. Maybe. Is your name Will.i.am? That might be a stretch. If you have a famous name,

we would love to hear from you this afternoon. The most famous name is going to win for themselves some free mobile fuel this afternoon as well. I like that. Because you're famous. You deserve some prizes, okay? You'll have to prove it, so don't make it up. 0800-DIAL-ZM.

Have you got a famous name? ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Sam Smith. How weird is that? That is Sam Smith. We just know. Oh, I mean, we just spoke to him.

We just had Sam Smith on the show. One of the biggest celebrities we've had. One of the biggest gets we've had. One of the biggest gets we've had. Yeah, exactly. Sam Smith, New Zealand comedian, joined us on the show. Clickbait. That is radio clickbait. That's exactly what that is.

It is radio clickbait. Can we make a, producer Ben, can we make a promo that says, all the biggest stars, and technically, if we get some famous people with famous names here. Yeah, we cut them into the montage. And then just put one of those asterisks at the end of it. And then we're covered legally.

Yeah. Let's meet some famous people. Welcome to the show, a famous Vanessa. Vanessa, what's your name? My name is Vanessa Williams. Oh, yes. I know Vanessa Williams. Do you know who that is?

Yeah. Yeah. Excellent. No, Clint. I know Vanessa Williams. Do you know who that is? Yeah. Yeah. Excellent. No, Clint doesn't know. But my mum's name is Robin Williams. Oh, there you go. Whoa. Vanessa Williams.

Bree's not helping me. Clue me in as to who. She was, wasn't she in Miss World or something? And then also she was on Ugly Betty. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. She won Miss World back in the day, and then she became like an actress. Vanessa Williams, daughter of Robin Williams.

Welcome to the show. We're very pleased to have you here. I like that. It's a privilege. Thank you, thank you. And an honour. Let's go and meet our next celebrity. This is like Graham Norton.

Yes, it is. Come on down to the couch. What is your name, sir? Paul. Paul. Oh, Paul, yeah. My name is P Money. P Money? I'm going to show P Money. I love your song with Vince Harder.

Full name Paul, but everyone calls me P Money. What about P Diddy? Depends how drunk I am, but yes. Paul, is your last name Money or have people just given you the nickname P-Money? No, no, no, my legal last name is Money

Shut the front door Please tell me, wait, please tell me Paul it's a dollar sign I usually put the dollar sign in my initial documents That is so cool That is very good I love that. Thank you for joining us, P Money.

I don't have the heart to tell him that P Money's name is Pete and not Paul, but, you know, it's just as good. I wonder if he's related to Kesha. Because of the dollar sign? Yeah. Probably. Probably. Almost definitely.

Welcome to the show. Oh, this is big. This is big time. In fact, let's give her a musical intro. Welcome to the show, Jewel. Massive pop star. Jewel, it's give her a musical intro. Welcome to the show, Jewel. Massive pop star. Jewel, it's so good to have you on the show. Where have you been?

What have you been doing? Not much. What are you doing now for a job, Jewel? I just study. All right. So the singer Jewel, is your name Jewel, or do you have a last name as well? I have a last name too. It's Courtney, but let's just focus on the first name.

I was hoping her last name was Diamond. I was so hoping. I was hopeful. Did your mum name you after Jewel, the singer? Yes, I think she did. That's cool. I like that And now look

We can see on the screen here What this person's first name is Yes we can And I can't believe If this is who I think it is But Are we about to get One of the biggest pop stars ever on the show?

I think we might be Come in Come in Are you there? Brittany Hi Oh my god Is that the real Brittany Smith? What's your last name? Come in. Come in. Are you there, Britney? Hi. Oh, my God.

Is that the real Britney Spears? What's your last name? Spears. Your name is not Britney Spears. It is. How old are you? I'm 18. So that means before you were born, Britney Spears already existed, and your parents with the last name Spears decided to name you Britney.

Yes, because my mum loves her so much. That's cool. I actually love that. She did it on purpose. Is it spelt the same way as Brittany? Yes, it is. So the whole name is spelt exactly the same? Yes, and I was also not born with blonde hair,

but most people used to nickname me like, oh my gosh, you look like her, and I'm like, thanks? Yeah, right. Do you nickname me like, oh, my gosh, you look like her. And I'm like, thanks. Yeah, right. Do you have any sisters or brothers? No, but one of my best friends was almost named after the famous singer Beyonce, but she was put with a V. I like how you say the famous singer Beyonce. We know who Beyonce is.

Wait, wait. With a V, was she Beyonce or B-Vonce? Beyonce. Oh, I like it. Oh, right, right, right. Because Beyonce wrote a song about that. Beyonce, y'all. Well, this is good.

This is great. Today we've had on the show Vanessa Williams, Sam Smith, P-Money, Jewel, and none other than Britney Spears. Can we please get Britney Spears to do her iconic line to take us out? Oh, yeah. Britney, you know the line we're talking about, right? Yep. Go on then.

It's Britney, bitch. There we go. It's Britney, bitch. Debrie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Go to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, she's a very trash TV-based latest update for us today. We've got Beverly Hills 90210 and we've got the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Very same-same, isn't it? It's good, though. We like it. You've got the scoop. Oh, sorry, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, I bring you the really hard-hitting stories.

The really juicy stuff. Trash TV. That's what we love you for. Tell us, you've got details on how much the stars of Beverly Hills 90210 were really paid for the reboot. Yes, and I tell you what, it's not very exciting at all. So just to give you some perspective, the Will & Grace stars got $250,000 when their show rebooted

and $350,000 each for the second series. The 90210 cast got a measly $70,000 each. Now, obviously, that's a lot of money, right? Like, that's not like nothing to be sneezed at. But for actors in Hollywood, for a show like that, that is pretty pitiful, to be honest with you. Pretty low. Yeah, because you've got to keep up appearances, right?

You've got to be driving the right car. You've got to have the right teeth, the right boobies, all that stuff. Just to clarify, that's per episode, right? Per episode, per episode. And can I just say, that Tori Spelling, I see her probably twice a month. Like, she is at the opening of an envelope. It's so, she's a thirst queen. Loves a free take-home bag of goodies.

For you to see her at everything, though, Dean, wouldn't you have to be at everything as well? Yeah, Dean. Yeah, but that's his job. It's different. Touché. Touché. Dean, I'm really interested to know, who's the actress that's going to be the new star

of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Well, the one who's about to put her name on the dotted line is, just as I mentioned, the first trap queen herself, not me, Tori Spelling. I knew it. Tori Spelling. Kee Kee? Yeah, I could call that a mile away, mate.

She needs money since she'll do everything she can. Yeah. And I think she'll be really good because she's kind of a little bit nutty, you know? And she is more Beverly Hills than anyone else. Like her father, that house they used to own is the biggest house in Beverly Hills. And so, I don't know, she's Beverly Hills to her bone.

I think it'll be fabulous. I'm here for it. I've just been doing some reflecting. When you said $70,000 for Beverly Hills 90210, I didn't realise that was per episode. That doesn't sound so bad now because usually there's like 10, 15 episodes per season. If they do 10 episodes at $70,000, that's $700,000.

Yeah, it's pretty good. But when you also look at the Big Bang Theory and how terrible that show is and they're getting paid over a million for each episode, I mean, it puts it into perspective. I'd do Big Bang Theory for $70,000. I'd do Big Bangs for, yeah, that same money. Alright, Dean, thank you very much. Have a very

good weekend. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to the show, producer Ben and producer Ellie. Hey mate, how are you? Hey guys, I'm so excited because finally I've started a fashion trend. Remember that Woman's Day shoot that I did

where they dressed me in the tight red turtle? How could we forget? Yeah. I'm so glad. The long white cycle jeans. And it was a comfortable fit for you, if I remember. And the hoop. The hoop earrings.

Yeah, overly big hoop. And the fat ankle. Yeah, the big cankle. I'm so glad. Cankle. Producer Ellie has come dressed in that outfit today. Congratulations, Ellie. Congratulations, Ellie. Yes, Ellie.

I bet you've got. That is a nice red knit. It's weird too because Ellie makes it look good. Got him. Thanks, Luke. You don't want to see from the bottom down. This is today's high low produced by our producers. Here's the product.

This is a new product. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's High and Low. That's not right. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's Highs and Lows. All the high parts of the week and the low parts of the week. Nailed it. Exciting stuff. We had baby Tui on the show for the first time this week, and boy, was it an explosive interview.

Last night, after I gave Tui a bath, she was wearing this super cute, like, hooded towel thing, and I was going to do a little video with her to go, oh, look, Tui, she's wearing the hooded towel. Doesn't she look so cute? And the minute I hit record, she sabotaged the video in what I would like to call a Brie Thomas album. Oh, my God. Oh, f***.

I was trying to do a nice video about your hooded towel. It's s*** on me. And off the back of that, we think we've locked in the next Secret Sound. ZM Secret Sound. I don't know what the secret sound is. Well, that promo's definitely not going to happen, but what is

going to happen is Friday Jams Live. And this year on the line-up, there is a mystery artist, and Brian Clint can't quite decide on who it is. And here at work, they've put up the big screens, and they've put the line-up there, and they've got the question marks over to one side, because obviously that's the mystery act. Mystery act, yeah.

Who is that going to be? I want it to be Akon. Nah, stuff Akon. Stuff Akon. I want J-Lo. J-Lo? Yes. You think J-Lo?

J-Lo trumps Akon any day. I just think. Let's get loud. I want to get loud. You know what this is? This is why you'll never be happy. Because you set the bar too high. Lower your expectations. Shoot for the moon. Is that what you do? Is that why you'll never be happy because you set the bar too high. Lower your expectations.

Shoot for the moon. Is that what you do? Is that why you work with me? This week's Caller of the Week goes to Richard who called up

with his overprotective dad story. Richard, you dated a girl with an overprotective father, is that right? I did date a girl

with an overprotective father, yeah. She was the oldest of five and the first time I showed up to pick her up to take her to the movies, her dad was sitting on the porch polishing his shotgun. That's a big dad move right there.

And the mighty Waikato. Did your butt tighten up real tight? Yeah. He asked me really nicely to be home by 10. I got her home by 9.30. And finally this week, Bree admitted to something on air that we're not quite sure is normal. I never realised that I did something weird

until I showered with my partner quite a lot. I do this thing where I'll open my mouth and I fill it with water and then I kind of spit it out onto me. Stay with me. When it's cold, when you do that, it provides more water over your body. Oh, is that what you do?

Yeah, I was imagining you with your partner and there's a romantic situation. You guys are showering together, it's nice. And then all of a sudden you're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That sounds like something totally different. Keep me safe and we laugh

don't we? Oh, we have some good times, don't we? We have fun and we laugh and then sometimes we just really hate each other. I'm just kidding. It's a lot of the time. Go to the ads. Go to the ads.

I can't. The button's broken. We're just going to sit here in awkward silence for a bit. Okay, ready? That's enough. Bree to do a social experiment where I found out something so shocking today which growing up

in Australia this was you know an iconic Aussie moment at weddings at events everyone knows this dance everyone runs to the dance floor An iconic Aussie moment at weddings, at events. Everyone knows this dance. Everyone runs to the dance floor. It's as big as the Macarena.

And I put it to you guys today here on the Bree and Clint show, and you told me you've never heard of the Nutbush. Not once. Not once. not once. Picture this, Tina Turner, the song comes on. It's a classic line dance. Everyone's up. And let's hit it. Step, step, step, step.

And back, and back, and back, and back. And knee, and knee, and knee knee and knee and kick and kick and cross it over now. Go. That's how it goes. That's a glimpse into Australian culture there. Yeah. Because you had an idea today to do a thing on the show, What's Bigger, Macarena or Nutbush? And we genuinely have no idea what the Nutbush is. Maybe it's just us who don't know what it is, but I don't think anyone in New Zealand's ever heard of it. I asked people to call before if you knew what I was talking about

when I said, let's do the nut bush. Welcome to the show, Abby. Hi. Abby, have you heard of the nut bush? Yes, but only because my ex-boyfriend, when I went to school, was from Australia. Right. There you go.

We used to talk about it, and I was like school, was from Australia. Right. There you go. He used to talk about it, and I was like, what is going through your head? Yeah. It seems like Australians love the nut bush. Maybe as good neighbours, we should learn what it is. Hi, Kim. Hi. Kim, tell me.

Have you done the nut bush? Do you know the moves? Many times, yes, and I do know the moves. And, in fact, when I was over on the Gold Coast earlier this year, we were at the casino and it came on and everyone was doing it. Everyone in the casino did the nut bush? Hell yeah, mate. Yeah. It's iconic.

I wish we had a dance like that. I wish there was a dance here that when it came on, everybody started doing it. I've just had an idea. Should we start the nut bush trend in New Zealand? You want to get the nut bush going? Yeah. Well, I'd be pretty keen if I could learn it.

Kate, you're an Aussie. What does the nut bush mean to you? Oh, mate, nut bush city limits. Nut bush city limits. Hello, fellow Aussie. How good is it, Kate? Good to have you on the show, mate. It is awesome. Ready? Hold on, mate. I've been

waiting to say that. How ridgy-didge and fair dinkum is the nut bush, Kate? Too good, too good. We had it at our wedding. I'm an Aussie, my fellas are Kiwi. At our wedding, half the wedding party got up and half were going, you guys are... I love it.

Let's just go deep south down in Christchurch in New Zealand. Tina, has the nutbush made it to Christchurch? It sure has. We teach it as a warm-up for our PE students. Yes, Tina, yes! I think we're going to have to get a video of this. I think we're going to have to get a warm-up for our PE students. Yes, Tina, yes! I think we're going to have to get a video of this. I think we're going to have to get a video of Brie nutbushing on our Instagram story so you can see what it is.

Let's do it. Let's start the trend, Tina. You've got it cranking in Christchurch. Are you ready to bust a nutbush for our Instagram? I'm ready to bust a nutbush. Okay, there you go. We're learning something. And if the Wallabies win this weekend,

you can stand up in the stands and bust out a nut bush. You guys have the hucker. We've got the nut bush. Can you imagine if the whole team before the game does the nut bush? Let's play one second song challenge. No hesitating. Let's play One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. This is where we go head to head trying to guess songs based off one second of audio. If I win the game this week, Bree, producer Ellie has prepared a victory image, which we will release after the game. I have. What's the victory image? We won't say what it is until I win. If I win

and if I don't, the image will never see the light of day. Is it of me? No. No, it's a victory image. To the victor goes the image. To the victor goes the spoils. We're playing for free mobile fuel. We'll give, who do you want to choose first?

You pick someone off there. I think it's pretty safe to say it doesn't matter who I pick. Jasmine, who are you backing in for the one second song challenge this afternoon? Hey, I'm going with Clint, sorry. Oh, whatever, whatever, Jasmine. This. Oh. Whatever, Jasmine. This could be my week, Jasmine. Don't feel bad about it, okay? I'm going with Clint.

But it's probably not. That means, Abby, if Brie wins the game, you'll get free mobile fuel. Yeah. Okay. I'm real sorry, Abby. Who goes first this week? You can try. I'm going to bloody try, though, Abby.

Nice. I think Brie went first last week. Yes. So your turn this week. Okay. Yeah. Brie is stepping out into a soundproof room

and once she has, I get a chance at this game. You do. And you can pass and you can be artist or feature artist or song name. Here we go.

When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Billie Eilish. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Macarena. Correct. Black Eyan Correct Macarena Correct

Black Eyed Peas Correct Backstreet Boys Correct Psy Correct Whitney Houston Correct

660 Correct Fergie Correct Well done Nice work Nice work I'm trying to get

Bree's attention Yeah come on in Yeah there you go Come on in. Nice work. Nice work. I'm trying to get Bree's attention. Yeah, come on in. Yeah, there you go. Come on in, mate. Nice work, Clem. Okay, Bree's going to play with the exact same songs that I played with. She's been in a soundproof area.

She doesn't know what they are. No, you can pass and just give me a song. Come on, Zac Efron, get your head in the game. Give me a song or artist name or feature artist, okay? When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. You tell me the same thing every time and I still lose. But let's go. Let's do it. Billie Eilish.

Correct. Khalid. Correct. Tina Turner. No. The Macarena. Correct. Barko Pease.

Yes. Backstreet Boys. Correct. Psy. Correct. Whitney Houston. Correct. Psy. Correct. Whitney Houston. Correct. 660.

Well done. That was a really, really good effort. Sorry, I sound so sarcastic, don't I? So the score there was 9-8 to Clint. No! You did so well, Bree. You did so well. Yeah, you actually did.

Don't patronise. What do you want me to say? You suck at this game. Is that what you want to hear? Because then when I beat you, it'll be sweeter. Okay, let's get the other winner on the phone. Jasmine, congratulations. You got free mobile fuel.

Yeah, you picked right, Jasmine. Thank you so much. Hey, thanks, Clint. No, you're very, very welcome. It's my pleasure every week. I did my part. Bree, you did very well. Thank you, mate. I every week. I did my part. You did very well. Thank you, mate.

I was a little bit worried there. That's what I said and she told me to shut up. Okay, I guess that means we release the victory image. It's going up right now on the Brinklin Instagram. Yeah, on Brinklin Instagram. What is it? No, I mean, if you want to see, you have to go to the Brinklin Instagram. Nah, I can't be bothered.

Yeah. Brinklin, the podcast. ZM. I want to talk about something that happened on the show last night and it was quite late on the show, but we started talking about how producer Ellie and her boyfriend love to shower together every single day. They don't miss a shower together.

Like if one of them can't get clean in that relationship, no one gets clean. Exactly. And Ellie hogs the shower, so Sam must be dirty. Like if one of them can't get clean in that relationship, no one gets clean. Exactly. And Ellie hogs the shower, so Sam must be dirty. If Ellie goes away for a weekend, she comes home and she sniffs him in the armpit. She's like, have you washed? He's like, no, I promise I haven't.

She goes, good, get in there. And during that chat, I started talking about how I used to shower with a previous partner. And I found out something that apparently is weird that I do in the shower. This is what happened. I never realised that I did something weird until I showered with my partner quite a lot. I do this thing where I'll open my mouth and I fill it with water and then I kind of spit it out onto me. I shouldn't have said spit.

I'm not spitting. It's not spit. You shouldn't have said onto me either. Yeah, it out onto me. I shouldn't have said spit. I'm not spitting. It's not spit. You shouldn't have said onto me either. Yeah, it's not good. Like all of it just conjures up very vivid imagery. I feel like people are with me on this though. When it's cold and you put it in your mouth and then you kind of, yeah, it's like just go.

No, I don't think people are with you. I think there are a few people who are with you. Like it's not like I found a secret majority. I think there's a few people who are with you. It's not like, I found a secret majority. I think there's a couple of people out there who have finally gone, yeah, actually, I do that too. Producer Ellie, I want to talk to you because last night, you took this on board and you gave it a crack.

I did give it a crack. I'm so excited to you. How was it? I loved it. See, I told you. What did you like about it? Oh, you just get a little bit warmer down the middle of your body, literally for probably like two seconds. So it's not a long time. But you've got to constantly do it. Yeah.

Right, okay. Why is it more warming than just putting that part of your body under the shower? Because it's like you've got the shower going, but then you've got this extra bit in your mouth that goes. Yeah. I think I'm starting to get it. I think I'm starting to get it. You still have the shower stream,

but then you also have this other bit of water that you've collected. So does your mouth act as like an extra shower head? Exactly. Right. It's good. And what did your partner, Sam, who was in the shower with you at the time think? I tried to do it really subtly so he didn't know what I was doing.

You weird human. Actually, I told you to do it. You're like, Brie made me do it. It would have been less weird if you'd explained to him that you were trying something Brie had told you about than if you'd just gone into a corner of the shower and tried to do it secretly. He's like, hey, what are you doing over there?

Can I just say, people on the text machine, someone said 100% with you and then someone else texted, I do it too, Bree. Okay. So there you go. So is that two? Yep. Do you do anything that you may have not realised was weird

but now someone's told you that it's a bit weird? I think I have like an obsessive compulsive OCD thing. No, you don't. Nah, not you. It came up at dinner with my wife's parents and I was like, you know how you do everything in fours? And they go, sorry, what? I said, yeah, I've got to,

look, with me, everything has to happen in a pattern of four and I'm constantly making a pattern of four on the back of my teeth inside my mouth with my tongue.

So I'll go left, right, right, left and then I'll go right, left, left, right. God, I'm seeming way more normal and I love it. But you're right,

it's not until you say these things out loud to somebody and they go, bro, that's not a normal thing to do. That's not something that everybody right. It's not until you say these things out loud to somebody and they go, bro, that's not a normal thing to do. That's not something that everybody does. It's not the norm. No.

Can I run a few things that I do by you and to see if you do them as well? You got some more. I've got a few more. When I brush my teeth, I brush them like really good and then I finish with the tongue and I brush my tongue and then I have to get all the way back and I can only stop once I gag once. Oh. So I'll be like

and then I know that I'm done. So between that and your shower spitting, it's a very graphic time in your bathroom. I also make this weird noise. Oh no, you do this and I know one other person that does this and I find it disgusting. I itch

the roof of my mouth. I think it's normal. Should I do it now so people know what I'm talking about? It's a hands free itch and this is the sound that it makes. Oh, itch free now. My friend Cara used to do the exact same thing when I worked with her

and the first time I heard it I was like Is there a pig in here? You know one time I had a neighbour in an apartment building They came over and they needed to check that someone was okay Yeah because it kind of sounds like you're choking to death as well Yeah it does Shall we find some weirdos this afternoon? Yeah let's find the weirdos

Oh $800 at M What's the weird thing that you do? And again, you probably didn't realise until you did it around someone else and they go, dude, that's not a thing

that is done. Until someone told you. What is it? You can text us on 9696 or call us on 0800 dial ZM. This is Ali Gutty. It's you. Bring on the weirdos, mate.

Bring them on. Come on in. Come on in. Come one, come all. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's time to come out. Stop hiding. Tell us who you are and what you do.

Yeah, I'm sorry. All that itching of the roof of my mouth made me, my nose itch. I thought you were about to do your thing again. Do the mouth itch. See, and I'm not trying to be rude. Bree's not doing a pig impression. You're not trying to sound like a pig. Sounds like a pig though. Because it's quite a good pig. Sounds like a pig. Have I ever showed you,

because we were talking about how I put water in my mouth in the shower and then kind of dribble it out onto me. Love to do that. But apparently it's weird. And gag yourself with your toothbrush. And gag myself. I've got one more. Yeah. Have I ever showed you apparently it's called gleeking. Oh, your snake spit?

Yeah. Yeah, just please don't do it at me. If you're going to do it. Just like this. It doesn't make much noise, but yeah. Oh, it's on your laptop. Sorry. My spit's on your laptop.

I'm such a weirdo. It's too, it's too like, you've got like, you've got very fluid saliva as well. It's thin. It's thin, yeah. It comes out of, like, these two glands at the bottom of my tongue. Can anyone else do that? Can I talk to some other weirdos? Yeah, yeah.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi. Hi, how are you? What's your weird thing? So I do all three, or the first three, that Brie does. Really? Shower spitting, toothbrush gagging, and throat itching. Throat itching.

It's so good, though. It's so satisfying. You've got to itch up there. You know what it's like, Bec? Do you feel like it's when you get a cotton bud and you put it in your ear? It's kind of like that. Yeah, and sometimes you go a bit too hard and it hurts but it doesn't. Yes.

That's a good time. It hurts but it doesn't. It's a good time. Very mouth focused, you guys. Hi, me. Hi. Tell us, what's the weird thing that you do? Okay, so I bath before I have a shower.

Every time? Yeah. Why? Well, you're bathing in your own fill, you know, so, you know, you sweat all day. So you like to wash the bath off you with a shower? Yeah. So why don't you just have a shower? Yeah, can you have a shower without a bath?

Well, you can't relax in the shower though, can you? Yeah. God, you live the life of luxury and I appreciate that. How long does your morning routine take? A long time. She's always late for work. She's like, sorry, I was having a morning bath. How's your water bill as well?

Hey, Sean. G'day. Sean. You a bit weird? Yeah, well, again, that throat itching thing is pure goddamn bliss. Can you do it for us? Yeah, do yours, Sean. Hold on, wait.

I'm going to communicate with Sean here. Oh, I see. I totally agree with you, Sean. Last one's Deirdre. Hey, Deirdre. Hi. Deirdre, what's the weird thing you do? Oh, I have this yawn.

So, you know, instead of, I don't know how I came up with it, but instead of dragging out the yawn, you know, the end of the yawn, where you're like, yeah. So I just go, I push it out so it's faster. You just made Clint and I both yawn, by the way, Deidre. So my yawn goes like, ah. And I just push it. And I don't realise People look at me And it wasn't until my husband

Was like oh you need to stop that Do it one more time One more time This weekend it all kicks off Celebrity Treasure Island. TVNZ 2, 7pm, Brie, Matt Chisholm, naked. That's the format for the show. I can't believe.

That's the opening shot. They both wash up on the sand, neither of them with any clothes. They don't know how they got there. And then they have to build these tribes of people. That's how the show works, right? It's wild. And when they blurred us, Matty, they blurred the wrong spots for me. Oh, did they really?

Yeah, they blurred my belly button, which I don't know why. You've got a great belly button. Yeah, left my areolas in it, though. I'm so pleased about that. I've been waiting all my life for this. The naked version of Treasure Island. Matt Chisholm, co-host of Celebrity Treasure Island, is in the studio with us at the moment.

First question, who wins? Bree does. I do. Right. Bree actually wins this. Someone's going to trip up on that question because someone knows. Someone's going to let it slip. Someone does know, mate.

I reckon you put the screws on Matty McLean and he will sing. He will absolutely squeal. You can get it out of him. Can I just say this is really weird for me because I feel like my boyfriend is meeting my other boyfriend that they don't know about each other. As in me and Matt. Yeah, you and Matty. Oh, we know about each other. Exactly.

We know what you've been up to, mate. At least I'm honest about dating both of you. I'll tell you what, I'm getting sick of being confused for Clint already. I thought boys, because obviously you're both my work boyfriends now. I work with both of you. I feel like, you know, on Celebrity Treasure Island, they're fighting it out for the ultimate $100,000 prize. But in my opinion, that's not the ultimate prize.

What's the ultimate prize? The ultimate prize is winning me. Right. I'm the ultimate prize. I mean, who doesn? The ultimate prize is winning me. Right. I'm the ultimate prize. Yes. I mean, who doesn't want a piece of this? Yes. Yes.

And I figure it's about time we settle it. Okay. Is it Clint or is it Matt? It's time for Who Knows Free Better? Clinton Roberts versus Matthew Chisholm. Winner takes all. Not like that, but just hypothetically. Right.

How many different ways can we take this? I dump one of you here today. If I win you, I don't know what I'll do with you. So does that mean, Mr. It's not a sexual thing. It's like you're going to axe ZM or axe TVNZ Warner Brothers. Either Clint gets the axe and you come on board here at ZM, or you get the axe and Clint is the new host of Celebrity Treasure Island. God, I want this.

I want to go to Fiji so bad. There's a lot on the line. There's a lot on the line. I'm feeling it. Okay. Five questions. Let's do it. Are you ready?

I'm ready. I was born ready. First to answer or what? Buzz in with your name if you know the answer. Here comes question number one. Matt! Stephen Dye. That was the first question!

No, what a crock of shit. I'm not even... No! I'll prove it to you. Are you ready? What are my parents' names? Fine, second question. Wait, are you sweaty?

No, but now I know what the tone of the game is, okay? Now I know what the tone of the game is. Picked it like a dirty nose. Second question. Second question. Garlic bread. Have you guys looked at these answers? The question was, what is something I say a lot,

and I do say garlic bread a lot. Do you say garlic bread a lot? How often do I say garlic bread? She's completely obsessed. Mate, if you're any good at this game, you'd know. Okay, it's one all. It is one a paper. Give us a third question.

All right. It's question number three. What is my birthday? Clint. Clint. Yes, Clint. January 3rd. That's right.

Matchism. You need this one to stay in the game. How long have you guys been working together? A year. Yeah, this is unfair. Question number four, Matt Chisholm, you need this one. Damn straight I do. If I could bang one celebrity, who would it be?

Bang, a man. Matt got in first. Is it the person you went to see in the States? I'll take that, Channing Tatum. Chan in the States? I'll take that. Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum. I'll take that. There's not an answer.

I was going to say Channing Tatum as well. There's not an answer. All right. I don't know Mr. Libs. And last question, and this is a Celebrity Treasure Island-based question. Oh. For the win, who did I think was the hottest? Clint. Moses Mackay. He's won it. He's won it. for the win. Who did I think was the hottest? Clint!

Moses Mackay. He's won it. He's won it! Daddy Chisholm! Sorry, mate. I mean, I'm sure you're really good on Celebrity Treasure Island and thank you for the job.

Matt, to be honest, don't worry because Clint's won me and I fart an awful lot. You can see the first episode of Celebrity Treasure Island TVNZ2 this Sunday. And then it continues Monday and Tuesday at 7.30. He's on it for one season. His name is Matt Chisholm. Thanks for joining us in the studio this afternoon.

I am devastated. What a close race. I should make men fight over me more often. I was ready to leave the game anyway. But still, there's nothing like winning, is there? You dick. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's Friday.

That means it's time for our award-winning segment, Friday-oke. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bree best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bram Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday-oke. Just brings joy to people, doesn't it, mate? I hope it does. Last week, to celebrate the Friday Jams live announcement, we did the world's longest Black Eyed Peas montage. Can we not do a Friday-oke that long again, please? We won't. And this week is not that long not do a Friday Oki that long again, please? We won't, we won't, we won't.

Okay, good. And this week is not that long. It is nowhere near as long as that, okay? So, without further ado, tell everybody the song that you've chosen for Friday Oki this week. One of my favourite songs of the year, a bit of Lizzo and Truth Hurt. I'm being great till they gotta be great.

Don't text me and tell this great to my face. Now, I know why you've done this. Down in Truth Hurt. Now, I know why you've done this. I know why you've done this. Every time we play a Lizzo, without fail, there's at least one text message that comes through and goes, I thought that was Brie singing that song. I want to test it.

You've put something in your range, which is fine. If you're choosing the song, you should do that. You should pick a song that suits you. Well, you know what? I need a win. I think I've had like three losses in a row. I think it's four games to five.

Is that the result at the moment? Are we four games to five in this game? I thought it was six all. Yeah, I thought it was six all. But you've had a lot of wins recently, and I need one. Seeing as you chose the song, you're going to go first. So here we go. You need to listen to both,

and then we get you to decide who wins Friday Oki this week. 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer, and this is the result. Good luck. Feedback on the text machine is welcome, by the way. 9696. Why men great till they gotta be great? Whoop!

I just took a DNA test Turns out I'm 100% that bitch Even when I'm crying crazy Yeah, I got boy problems That's a human in me Bling, bling, then I solve them That's a goddess in me You coulda had a bad bitch

Noncommittal Help you with your career Just a little You're supposed to hold me down but you're holding me back and that's the sound of me not calling you back why man great till they gotta be great don't text me tell a straight to my face best friend sat me down in the salon chair shampoo press get you out of my hair fresh photos with the boom lighting new man on the I think that featured a little bit of MC Bree in there. I think she made an appearance.

Don't vote yet, okay? Don't vote yet because you haven't heard both. I've had worse weeks. I'm not, you know, it went all right. The feedback is coming in very positive, but I urge you. You mean the text that says someone strangling a cat? Oh, that one's all right. Brief for president.

I'll take that. I urge you to remain impartial until you've heard both attempts. Here you go. This is my Friday Okie for the week. Lizzo, truth hurts, feet clint why man great too they gotta be great i just took a dna test turns out i'm a hundred percent that bitch even when i'm crying crazy yeah i got boy problems that's a human in me bling bling then i solve them that's the goddess in me you could have had a bad bitch, now committal.

Help you with your career, just a little. You're supposed to hold me down, but you're holding me back. And there's a sound of me not calling you back. Why man great, too, they gotta be great. Don't text me, tell them straight to my face. Best friends have me down in the salon chair. Shampoo fresh, get you out of my hair. Fresh photos with the bomb lighting.

New man on the Minnesota Vikings. Truth hurts, need something more exciting. Bum, bum, bee, rum, bee, rum, bum, bee. I don't know, pretty good. Was that you actually trying? Of course it was me trying What is that supposed to mean? That's my best attempt at that song

Excuse me Excuse me Can you not prejudice the vote? Okay I didn't come on after yours and go That was shit You had before Now we open it up To five impartial

Uninfluenced judges 0800 dial ZM If you would like to be the person who decides Friday Oki for this week. Let's do it, guys. The texts are welcome. The texts are welcome. They're just for colour, okay? They don't count as a vote. Nine seconds.

We'll be back with a winner for Lizzo and Friday Oki next. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Friday Oki. We're deep in it. We're deep in a hot battle for Friday Oki. We're deep in it. We're deep in a hot battle for Friday Oki this week. It's Bree's version of Lizzo Truth Hurts.

No, that's my one. Bree's version of Lizzo Truth Hurts. Fresh photos with the bomb lighting. New man on the Minnesota Vikings. Truth Hurts needed something more exciting. Versus my version of Truth Hurts needed something more exciting Bum bum dum ba dum bum ba That's my version of Truth Hurts. Fresh photos with the bomb lighting New man on the Minnesota Vikings

Truth Hurts needed something more exciting Bum bum dum ba dum bum ba A lot of positive support for my version on the text machine. A lot of positive support. Also a on the text machine. A lot of positive support. Also a lot of not-so-supportive support for yours. But the texts don't count. We just take five votes for Friday Oki, and that figures out who wins. I need a win. I need it bad.

We'll start with Stephen. Hello, Stephen. Hello, Big Steve. Oh, hi, guys. Now, you're a man who knows his music and who knows his singers. Who's got your Friday Oki vote this week? Well, the truth may hurt, guys, but it goes to you, Clint. You're kidding me, Stephen. You're kidding.

Steve. Sorry. That's good, too. And he worked a pun in there as well. That's an excellent vote. Well done, Steve. Let's get him a prize. Hi, Vicky.

Hi. Vicky, what are you think in this afternoon for Friday, Oki? Who are you voting for? If I'm honest, there was a lot of feeling in Clint and that's cool, but when it comes down to it, Bree takes it out. I appreciate that, Vicky.

It's your skill. Vicky, I need the win here, mate. I like how she said Clint had a lot of feeling and look, that's cool. Let's go to Dean win here, mate. I like how she said Clint had a lot of feeling. And look, that's cool. Let's go to Dean. Dean. Hello, Dean. Hey, I feel like Clint's one felt like you were biting into a thousand lemons

the whole time you were listening to it. Yeah, it had attitude. It had attitude. It had bite. Oh, I guess you can say that. Yep, sure. And that's why you're voting for me? Oh, well, sort of.

Yeah, nah. Nah. That was really good for my clip. Dean, I love you, mate. I appreciate it. It's fine. Dean's entitled to his dumb opinion. Hi, Crystal.

Oh, you leave Dean alone. He's allowed his opinion. Hi, Crystal. Hello. What are you thinking, Crystal? I have to say, Brie, your version sounds so much like me.

And due to a lot of passion, I'm going to vote for Clint. Yes, thank you very much. You're welcome. God, I'm worried. We've done it. We've made it to deadlock again. It's two votes each, which means, Bradley, you're going to decide the winner of Friday Okie this week. Hello, B-Rad.

How you going? Bree, yours was pretty good. Oh, here we go. I'm not complaining, but... Bradley, Bradley, just before you vote, I have to deal with this ego all week until we go again next Friday. Yeah, I understand that, but he sold it. He sold it. Have I done it?

Have I done it? Have I taken out a win in Friday Oaky with my worst cover yet? That is... So you're saying you didn't try? No, I'm saying I did try. Because you know the rules of Friday Oaky. I know the rules. I know the rules. You've got to try. And I absolutely tried. I'm not saying it sounded good.

I'm just saying that I took it out. What a result. I'm going to bring in a cat next week so I can win. Just strangle it. Bradley, thank you very much. Thanks, Bradley. Thanks, Bradley. Good chat.

He's off to celebrate my big win. Next birthday banger. Let's get you on and let's celebrate your birthday. Next. Oh, 800 dials in him. Are you mad? I'm a little bit upset. Oh, yeah.

I feel like sometimes you go over the top for the win. And I feel like I actually try quite hard. Okay. It's just my opinion. Okay. It's just my opinion. I put down my best effort there. It's not a song that was in my key.

All right. It's not a song that was in my range. all right? It's not a song that was in my range. So what? What you did there is in your range? What I did was my best. And it won. That's all we need to know. Anyway.

Swear on your newborn's life. Oh, my God. Why are you bringing my baby into this? Yes, that was the best I could do. That was the best I could do. Yep. Okay. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Welcome to Birthday Banger where we find out what's number one on your 16th birthday and we play the best one. And we really want a good one for a Friday. Let's get a good one for a Friday.

Let's kick it off with Connie. Hi, Connie. Hi, Connie. Hi there. What's your birthday? 11 August, 1970. Okay, Connie. Hi, Connie. Hi there. What's your birthday? 11 August 1970. Okay, Connie, you were 16 in 1986 on the 11th of August, and this is your birthday banger.

Vintage Madonna. Old school Madonna. Kelly Osbourne redid this song not that long ago. Oh, well, like 10 years ago. Yeah, quite a while ago. Yeah, quite a while ago. Yeah, quite a while ago. What are your thoughts, Connie? Oh, you're right.

It is pretty vintage. Yeah, it's vintage. But, you know, Madonna, Madge. Let's go and talk to Jules. Hi, Jules. Hi, Jules. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

What's your birthday? 16 December 1985. All right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 16th of December and on that day this topped the charts. I love Alicia Keys. Is this

2001? That's nearly 20 years ago. Are you kidding? Um, she's incredible and the fate of this song came out 20 years ago and she you kidding? She's incredible. And the fate of this song came out 20 years ago and she still looks as incredible as she does.

She looks the same. Remember about a year ago she decided she's not going to wear makeup anymore? I think that's been a couple of years she's been doing that now. Yeah, which is misleading too

because if you're as beautiful as Alicia Keys you don't need makeup. But anyway, beside the point, Jules, you get Alicia Keys. How do you feel about it? It's pretty good. It's good. It's a bit of a ballad that you rock out of a car. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. But anyway, beside the point, Jules, you get Alicia Keys. How do you feel about it?

It's pretty good. It's good. It's a bit of a ballad that you rock out of a car. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. You'd sing it. She wears no makeup to, like, the Grammys. Yeah.

She's stunning. What a cool bitch. Hi, Todd. How you going? You all right? You all right? Not bad, not bad. Can't complain for a Friday afternoon.

Todd. Good, good, good, good, good. Hey, Todd. Yeah? You all right? Yeah, not bad, not bad. Okay, cool, cool. What's your birthday? 4th of March, 1995.

All right, mate. You were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of March, and on that day, this was number one. Does that relate to your personality, Todd? Oh, unreal. Can't get a better banger, really. Rihanna S&M. I do love this song from Rihanna.

This is the one that had quite the raunchy video, right, where she had the whips and the... The chains. And the chains. And the X, Y, Z. And all the other stuff. Yep. That Alicia Keys song is good.

And I haven't heard that come up yet in Birthday Banger. I like the Rihanna track. Are we riding off Madonna? Yeah, Madonna's gone. Right off Madonna. So it's between Alicia Keys and Rihanna. And those two songs. So Fallen and S&M.

This is hard. I'll tell you I'm leaning towards Alicia Keys. I knew you would be. I know it's a ballad and I know it's a Friday, but I haven't heard it for ages. And that's the only reason I'm leaning towards Alicia Keys. I knew you would be. I know it's a ballad and I know it's a Friday, but I haven't heard it for ages. And that's the only reason I'm leaning towards... Rihanna. Rihanna is because it's a Friday.

Remember how powerfully that Alicia Keys song opens to? What does it open with? It starts like this. It goes... Let's do it. You want to do that? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Jules. This deserves a full play. Hang on a second. Jules, congratulations. You win Birthday Banger. Thank you. Woo-hoo! Here we go.

I keep on falling in And I love with you Sometimes I love with you. Sometimes I love you. Sometimes you make me blue. Sometimes I feel good. At times I feel used. Loving you darling makes me so confused.

I keep on falling in and out of love with you. I never loved someone the way that I love you. Oh, oh, I never felt this way. How do you give me so much pleasure? It gives me so much fear. Yeah, yeah. Just when I think I'm taking more than what I feel, I start falling back in love with you. I'm taking more than what a fool I keep on falling Back in love with you

I keep on falling In and out Of love with you I never know someone That I'm loving you Oh baby Falling Falling

Falling I keep on falling In and out Of love with you I never loved someone the way that I'm loving you. I'm falling in love. I'm in love with you. I never loved someone the way that I'm loving you. I'm falling in love. Should we have played the Rihanna song?

Yeah, people aren't happy. That's the winner of Birthday Banger. Leisha Keys. I still like that song. So do I. Beautiful song. It's a great song. We're up against a banging Rihanna song for a Friday afternoon. I do love S&M.

And the rules state in Birthday Banger that we cannot play both songs. Unfortunately, as much as I'd like to go back. Oh, no, we played Back to Back Queen, and that was the best day we've ever been on air. I'm happy to play Back to Back Alicia Keys. No, let's play a Queen song. You want to play a Queen song? Yeah, what Queen songs do we have?

It's a Friday. Ross isn't here. He's in Fiji. And you know what's even better about Ross being in Fiji? He has dropped his phone into the ocean. He can't even listen. He can't contact us at all. There's no way he can.

Oh, mate. There's no way he can get in touch with us. This is what we need for a Friday. Okay, this is our reason. This is what we're doing. All right, this is our G up. Here we go. Oh yeah.

Buddy, you're a boy Make a big noise Playing in the street Gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face You big disgrace Kicking your can All over the place

Singing We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you But you're a young man, hot man Charging industry Gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face A big disgrace

Waving your banner all over the place We will, we will rock you. Sing it. We will, we will rock you. Buddy, you're an old man, poor man, pleading with your eyes, gonna make you zombie someday. You got mud on your face, big disgrace, somebody better put your bag into your place. We will, we will rock you. Sing it.

We will, we will rock you. Everybody. We will, we will rock you. We will, we will rock you Alright There you go. That fixes up the birthday banger issue with a little bit of Queen. I've got an idea. There we go.

I've got an idea. Remember that time we played back-to-back Queen and the nation went nuts for it? We were heroes. I say if we get 200 text messages in the next minute, we will play Back to Back Queen right now. For a minute. We're going to wait. Nine, six, nine, six on the text.

Do you want Back to Back Queen for another Friday? We've done it once. We can do it again. I mean, if we got 200 texts, we couldn't not do it, right? Yeah, exactly. Our job is to give the people what they want. Hold on, wait. Let me check. Oh, no. Ross still isn't here. He ain't here. He's in Fiji and he doesn't have a phone.

No, no. There's literally nobody to stop us. You got a text, though. 9696. No. Save your credit. We're doing it. We're gone rogue. It's a Friday gone rogue. You're welcome. We're so powerful.

I feel powerful. I feel like it's gone to my head. Yes, mate. I like that. Yeah, I feel corrupt. Ego New Zealand, you're welcome. Back to Matt Queen. For a second time! Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust

And another one gone And another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust How do you think I'm gonna get along With that two-eyed young girl? Thank you. We'll be right back. Hey! Oh, take it! That's it!

That's it! Hey! Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Hey, hey! Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust. Ow! Another one bites the dust. Hey, hey! Another one bites the dust. Hey! Oh, shit! There's plenty of ways that you can hurt a man

and bring him to the ground. You can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad. You leave him when he's down, yeah But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet I'm a stone man, a foolish freak I'm beating him to the ground and face the floor, yeah Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust, yeah ZM, Bree and Clem That is another back to back queen On ZM. You're on ZM. This is ZM. Don't worry. You haven't accidentally gone to Radio Hauraki.

You are here with us. Mate, they said it couldn't be done again. They said it couldn't be done in the first place. Back-to-back queen on the Bray and Clint show. It's happened again. These are the days we live for, mate. These are the radio days we live for Bree and Clint

The podcast ZM Do you want to avoid a ticket this weekend? Yep Well listen up Okay listen up I'm going down down baby Losing on a raincoat

A sweet sweet baby I'm gonna shimmy shimmy Listen to me now Sorry I'll stop That's cool Take your time There's a lady in a house. Sorry, I'll stop. That's cool. Take your time. There's a lady in Auckland who has received an $80 fine for using her phone at a police checkpoint.

Wait, wait. So she was pulled over? No, she was going through a checkpoint. You know when they set up the cars, like the police are there and you're driving down a road and you all have to stop and the police go car by car by car. Like an RBT? RBT?

RBT. Road Breathalyze Test? Yeah,. Like an RBT. RBT? RBT. Road Breathalyze Test? Yeah, okay, yeah, sure. That's what we call them. It wasn't for alcohol. It was a warrant of fitness and registration check. And as she rolled up to it, she bust out her phone to take a photo. What she says was to post and to warn other people about the checkpoint.

And the police were like, yo, that's an $80 fine straight away for using your phone in your car. Well done, first of all. Well done. She's stupid. She's stupid, yeah. I'm terrified to even bloody blink when I'm around a cop. I know. And if you don't have a rego and warrant,

there's a real easy way to avoid getting a ticket for not having a rego and a warrant Get a rego and a warrant Yeah it's pretty simple It's pretty straight forward right Call me a goody two shoes But you need to have a warrant of fitness Everybody else on the road needs to know that your car has brakes

We should feel safe Knowing that the car driving towards us Has a functioning steering wheel If you want to take your own life, you know, and be like, oh, I'm risking it. Yeah. Can you not risk ours? I read a crazy stat last week that in New Zealand,

because I think they've changed it now, I think you only have to get a warrant of fitness once a year. Is it once a year that you have to get a warrant of fitness? Unless your car's older, I think. Unless your car's newer and then you get longer, I think. If your car is 2000 and over, like year 2000 and over, it's one year. But anything before that is six months. Yeah.

Yeah. I thought so. Oh, I see. If it's older, you need to get it more often. Yeah. So Kiwis, at the moment, the stat goes like this. 40% of cars that go in for their Warren of Fitness fail. Isn't that a crazy amount?

40% of cars that are going in, they go, hey man, this car's not safe to be on the road. Well, remember that guy that hit me last week that backed into me? Yeah. No insurance and no warrant. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And it made me angry. Mm-hmm. Go get a bloody warrant. Go get some insurance. Third party. I read that you don't need a warrant of fitness in Australia. Nah, that's not true. That's not true? You'll get booked massively. You do have to have a warrant of fitness in Australia. No, that's not true. That's not true?

You'll get booked massively. You do have to have a warrant of fitness. Yeah, so we call it, if you get a rego, it has to be roadworthy. So that's pretty much like you guys getting a warrant. It has to be tested. Is that it? You have to take it somewhere and they test it. Exactly.

Right, okay. Needs a roadworthy. So watch out, New Zealand. If you're driving around, don't be an idiot, is the advice coming from the Bree and Clint show this afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. As New Zealand's leading show for maritime and aviation-based news, we've got some more, baby. With that sound effect, you know now that it's aviation-based news.

Yeah, it is. It's aviation-based. It feels like it's, you know, that plane's going-based news. Yeah, it is. It's aviation-based. It feels like that plane's going from one ear to the other. Doesn't it just? I mean, if you've got a good stereo, it does. Yeah. If you don't, like we've talked about before, it sounds like the plane flies into your car and then disappears.

If you've got stereo speakers, enjoy it one more time. Oh. It's good. It's good. Fast, too. It's a Boeing 737, I believe. Is it? Yep.

From my trained aviation ear, that's what I hear. Right. It's an older aircraft. Right. Still fast. Today's aviation news comes to you by way of Russia. Oh, Russia. This is Russian aviation news.

I'm just going to give you the story. Here it is. A commercial pilot is being hailed as a hero in Russia. Look at this. After successfully landing a packed passenger plane in a field, the jet flew into a flock of birds just after takeoff. Sound familiar? Sully Sullenberger. There were 226 passengers on board. No fatalities. Russian state media says 23 people, including five children in the hospital, some in serious condition. It struck the birds immediately after takeoff. And then again, like Sully, this pilot determined he couldn't land back at the airport. He couldn't

turn around. So he found a field nearby and put the plane down there. Two dead engines full of dead birds. And he crash lands the thing into a cornfield and everyone's fine i struggle doing a reverse park let alone landing an aircraft that you've hit birds with in a field can you imagine the nuts it would take oh to be able to execute that kind of thing imagine even just looking around going oh i think we might fit there i've always wondered about that too and how do you go like what's the thought process, well, we are 200 and something people. There could be three farmers in that field. Like, are you trained to prioritize the minimum loss of life possible?

Do you save as many people as possible kind of thing? That's a hard, hard decision to make. Yeah. No one died. I think 50 people Were hospitalised for injury I don't know what those are But you'd be in that brace position too If it was an Air New Zealand flight

You'd have to hope you watched that excruciatingly long safety video So you knew what the brace position was Yeah, make sure you watch that video Also, Russia There's an added degree of difficulty too Was it snowing? Nah, no Because it's summer up there at the moment. Oh, that's lucky

because imagine if it was super cold, probably would have been the same. I don't know. I've got no idea how these things work. Anyway, an Airbus A321 crash landed into a field of corn after hitting a flock of seagulls, and that is today's aviation news.

All the way from Russia. God, that plane sounds good. That plane would have sounded like this. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This weekend is a huge weekend for rugby. Not only do the All Blacks play at Eden Park, but the Black Ferns are kicking off at 5pm as well against Australia. And we have an official Black Fern, a world champion on the show with us right now.

Salika Winiata, good afternoon. Thank you for having me. Kia ora, how's everything going? How's the training going? I know you're down there at the moment just getting everything in place. How's everybody looking? Yeah, look, the team's looking in pretty good shape. We're really excited to be playing our last test match here on home soil and can't wait for Saturday.

Salika, I tuned in last weekend when you guys took on the Aussies and everyone should be tuning in early, 5pm. That's when they kick off the Black Ferns v the Aussies. And you guys, because I'm an Aussie myself, you pantsed us, to put it lightly. Where do you think you guys are just taking it to the next level where the Aussies just can't match you? Look, I think it just comes it to the next level where the Aussies just can't match you?

Look, I think it just comes down to the girls understanding the game plan that we're trying to execute. And when you can get that down pat, you know, the game seems to fall a lot better and you see some pretty good quality rugby. We talked to you guys last year and there was all that drama because I wanted to buy a Black Ferns jersey to wear to the game and you couldn't even buy a Black Ferns jersey back then. I emailed Ad And you couldn't even buy a Black Ferns jersey back then. I emailed Adidas. Yes, right? Yeah. Bree and I ended up getting some of your guys' old team kit, which is awesome.

We managed to get jerseys. They were still sweaty. What's changed for New Zealand women's rugby in even just the last 12 months? Yeah, look, I mean, everybody wants our gear. You know, everyone wants our brand. And it's great to see that, you know, our brand is getting out there. Unfortunately, you know, there's not a lot of jerseys out there for sale, and I know that they go really quickly.

But I think the women's game has been growing so much, and it's been really exciting to see that people are now wanting to watch us. We're hoping for a few fans to be coming through the gates at 5pm when we kick off here at Eden Park. And, Salika, something that I think, and after watching you know, we're hoping for a few fans to be coming through the gates at 5pm when we kick off here at Eden Park. And, Salika, something that I think, and after watching you guys, because I've watched you guys play quite a lot, and you're a world-class team, and the thing that I guess when I watch you girls play, because I'm a woman, all I can think about is how much the tackling would hurt. What's the worst injury that you've had from this game?

Worst injury? Oh, look, I think we've all had our fair share, but mine's probably a torn quad and a bit of a couple of discs in the old back. But, hey, look, you know. Strap it up, you'll be right, Salika. Strap it up. And, yeah, you'll be right.

Hit the ice bath straight afterwards with the girls. She'll be right, mate. She'll be right. She'll be right. Hit the ice bath straight afterwards with the girls. She'll be right, mate. She'll be right. She'll be right. She'll be right. After you guys play, do you guys get the best seats in the house to watch the All Blacks Wallabies game? We do.

So there'll be a box for us to be able to mix and mingle with a lot of our sponsors. I'm free this weekend, Salika. I'm free just to let you know. Yeah. Doing nothing. Yeah, absolutely. Me too. And speaking of sponsors, I love Molenberg. Yep, I love Molenberg. Salika I'm free Just to let you know Yeah Doing nothing Yeah absolutely Me too

And speaking of sponsors I love Molenberg Yep I love Molenberg Key sponsor of the Black Ferns It's my favourite breed You know I eat a lot of carbs And I bet you wear a lot of

Adidas clothes I love Adidas Nothing but Adidas I love it And you've got insurance With AIG I love those guys With AIG

I'm constantly claiming Insurance with AIG I just always feel safe Because I've got AIG on my side. Yeah, absolutely. The New Zealand women's team, the Black Ferns, kick off at 5pm at Eden Park. And not to rub it in, mate, but last weekend, guess who won?

The Black Ferns. The All Blacks didn't bring it home. So get there and watch the winners. Come on. Yeah, get there and support us. We want all the support we can. Dress in black. There you go. That's Salika Winiata from the New Zealand Black Ferns. Thanks for the chat. We want all the support we can. Dress in black. There you go.

That's Salika Winiata from the New Zealand Black Ferns. Thanks for the chat. Good luck for the weekend. Thank you. See you. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchbourne and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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