ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 17th 2018

Episode Date: August 17, 2018

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Zing! Zing! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Zing, Brie and Clint! Killed it everybody! Yeah, smell that? That's a Friday baby! Yeah! Did you shower today? Nope! Because it's a Friday and no one cares! Good afternoon everybody, welcome along to the day where, I'm just going to say it, I'm going to put it out into the universe and that one cares. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome along to the day where, I'm just going to say it, I'm going to put it out into the universe so that it happens. Welcome to the day where we give away $50,000

in ZM Secret Sound. Whoa! Hey, I'm down. I'm keen to give away 50K any day of the week. I mean, it wouldn't feel great for the soundkeeper, Annabelle, but... 13 is my lucky number. Yeah. And there's 13 days to go.

There you go. We'll do that at 5 o'clock today. Next though, there has been a robbery. We are victims of a crime. There's a robbery that's actually gone down in our workplace. Yeah. And we're going to get our investor caps on. Our investor caps. Oh no, we're not going to invest

money. What are we investing in? We're going to investigate. Same thing, right? We're going to use the power of the radio and pressure and suspicion and whatever to find out who's robbed us after this. Feel free to cast your aspersions if you're familiar with the ZM Fano. 9696, who do you think would steal from us? We want to know.

He's Dua Lipa and Calvin Harris. This is One Kiss. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. There's been a robbery. We've been robbed. We are the victims of a crime. I's been a robbery. We've been robbed. We are the victims of a crime.

I'm actually really annoyed. Yeah. Yeah, I'm quite annoyed too. It's not cool. So the other day we did like a chip and chocolate tasting test on the back of those CC corn chip chocolates that are coming out in Australia. By the way, eat CCs and chocolate together. It's amazing.

It's a genius combo. It's so good. Sounds disgusting. chocolate together. It's amazing. It's a genius combo. It's so good. Sounds disgusting, is delicious. It's great. The one we had was nacho cheese by the way. Nacho cheese. Don't know how a salsa would go. Probably just as good. Yeah, probably good. The cheesiness and the oh, I'm getting too deep in it. You know what else was good?

Grain waves and chocolate. I'm getting sidetracked. To do that experiment, we bought no less than five bags of chips and one packet of Pringles, one tube of Pringles. Just to be safe. There was chips floating around and I said to you after we left, I was like, where are you going to put these to hide them? Yeah.

Because they're now the show chips. They were going to feed us. There was enough chips to do us for another minimum two afternoons. Oh, I was going to say two hours. Well, depends how hungry we came in. Anyway, in this time frame, since we did that, and now my secret supply of chips has been pillaged. And you put them in a really obscure place.

I put them in a really weird place. Like it was in this cupboard that's in the studio. Well, it's actually not even in the studio. It's outside where the producers sit. In this weird cupboard where some camera gear goes. There's like old camera gear in there. Who's going in there to see those chips within a day? Like it's been a day that they've found those chips.

Okay, how about this? You go in there to get a camera because I'm pretty sure you don't know how chips are in there. No. You find the gold mine, five packets of open chips but rolled up and only a few chips taken out. They're still good. And an unopened tube of Pringles.

Who are the people we think would have taken them? Who are the people that would then go, I'll steal those? But who are the people who would take all of them? You could have taken one packet. You could have just taken one. Why does my mind go to Soundkeeper Gary? I don't know why. He just seems like someone who would take

those. Like the kind of guy who's up for opportunistic theft. Who do you think? It's either him or producer Caitlin. Oh, producer Caitlin maybe, yeah. So the cabinet where they sit is right next to where she works every morning. And I've done those hours that she does.

A lot of binge eating is required. Yeah, you just eat whatever you can find. You eat your feelings. Literally. Because you had to get up at four o'clock in the morning. And she would have found them and been like, hey guys, Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Maybe it was Fletch, Vaughan and Megan.

Who do you want to call first and find out? Producer Caitlin. Caitlin? Because I think, I feel like her sidekick James, producer James, who also works on the Fletch, Vaughan and Megan show, he'd be in on it. Right, okay. We'll go straight to the source.

She's probably asleep because she does breakfast hours. If she ate our chips, I don't care. Caitlin speaking. Caitlin, Brianne Clint. Hello, Caitlin. Hello. Hey. Caitlin, or should we say chip thief?

Chip thief? Or should we say chip thief? Chip thief? Or should we say hungry chip muncher? Are we talking about my flatmate? Or are we going to say chippy chippy McStoll our chips? What chippies? Caitlin. She's not giving off a lot, is she? There are five packets of chips and one tube of Pringles missing from our show.

Oh, I know the culprit. Do you know who it was? Yeah. Are you going to out them right now on the radio? Nah, I really like this person. And also, what were you doing hiding them in that place? Because we didn't think anyone would look at them. I know who it is.

I know who it is. And I can't believe you would save someone over justice. Nah, I know who it was. Caitlin, who it is. And I can't believe you would save someone over justice. Nah, I know who it was. Caitlin, this is your last chance to come clean. Because if you continue to harbour this criminal, you're just as guilty as them, okay? And we will get to the bottom of this. Well, what's going to happen though?

We're going to take you down with them once we find out who it is. If you tell us now, nothing else will happen, maybe. I'll give you a hint. Mm-hmm. It was a man. Flethmm. It was a man. Fletch. It was Fletch. You love Fletch.

It was Fletch. It was Fletch. It wasn't Fletch. It was Vaughn. It was Vaughn. It was Vaughn. Was it Ross? It wasn't Ross.

Oh, no, now I'm really getting rid of all the memes. Was it? Because this is the, okay, between you and I, the first person I thought it was was Soundkeeper Gary. Was it him? What? I knew it! Is it Soundkeeper Gary?

What? Oh, I told you, didn't I say? Caitlin, your silence speaks volumes. Thank you so much, Caitlin. And you, you will be found not guilty for participating in the trial. Thank you very much. Goodbye, Caitlin. Goodbye, Caitlin. Goodbye, Caitlin.

Goodbye, Caitlin. Goodbye, Caitlin. Oh, my God. I called it. I knew it was Gary. Let's bring him in in the next. Let's go to a song. Do we give him a chance to come clean?

Yes. All right. We'll go and get him and we'll just see what he has to say. Zinian's brilliant, Clint. Welcome back. If you've just joined us, we are doing some of the most self-serving radio ever, but it's important, okay?

You know that feeling when someone in the office steals your food? It's such BS. And you were looking forward to that food. You were thinking about that food. Then you go to eat it and it's gone. Let's call it Chipgate 2018. We've had five packets of show chips stolen. They were all of ours here at the show.

Someone has taken them from a very obscure place. I literally said one person right at the start. I just had a feeling like it was Soundkeeper Gary. You should have gone with your gut. We've called producer Caitlin, who was our second guest, and she's ratted him out. Because she was in and around the chip area. So we know it was him.

He is currently outside the studio and can't hear us. We're going to bring him in and give him a chance to come clean. Yes. Okay. Let's give him a chance. Here he comes. He's on his way. Let's see what he has to say.

Hello, mate. G'day, Gary. Pull up a seat. Sit down. Pull up a seat. How are we doing? Good. How are you guys?

I'm fine. Usually if I get asked by you guys for something, you need something. Yeah, that's very true. We're problem makers, but we just wanted to know if there's anything that you wanted to maybe tell us or if there's something you needed to maybe get off your chest. I don't think so.

Do you feel guilty about anything you've done in the last 48 hours? Like, is there anything that, yeah, maybe you're feeling a bit guilty for? It's a safe space here. I mean, I shared a pizza with a briny and didn't pay for it's a safe space here uh i mean i shared a pizza with briny and didn't pay for it yeah food not good speaks to your character though what have i done so there's not so there's nothing that you you you've taken without permission and consumed that might upset a team of afternoon radio djs who get hungry oh I don't know about this time every day. Oh, is this the chips that you've got in my video cabinet? Okay.

Well, let's not say let's not use like ownership terms here. The only ownership term is the chips, our chips. What part of you thought it was appropriate to take all five bags of our chips and not tell us? So this is the filming cabinet where I keep all the cameras. He hasn't admitted to it yet. Yeah. And I do recall seeing five bags of chips in there,

all with one quarter left. Oh, you recall seeing it, do you? I do remember seeing it. Do you recall also eating them? I would never do such a thing. Yuck. Bullshit, Gary. Breathe, breathe, breathe. Give him a also eating them? I would never do such a thing. Yuck. Bullshit, Gary. Breathe, breathe, breathe.

Give him a chance, okay? Give him a chance. Come on, man. You don't want to go down for something like this. You don't want this to be what's written on your tombstone. It's not worth it. It's just some chips. I'm feeling crazy.

It's just some chips. Just come clean, man. Just tell us where the chips are. No one gets hurt. Guys. Yes or no, did you take the show chips? It's not a blah, blah, not a It's a yes I did Or a no I didn't

The chips got thrown out You son of a bitch Get out of my sight Get out of my sight You know what I'd feel better if you didn't You're dead to me Dead So tomorrow I'm off to Australia

To Sydney for my big boys weekend. That's right. Where you paid $1,000 for one night in flights with Air New Zealand. Don't bring up all the controversial details. I paid what was required to get there for the boys weekend. It's once a year. Only happens once a year. Here we go.

Only happens once a year. Nah, good for you, mate. Go hard or go home. You've got to have a blowout. You've got to put your money where your go home. You've got to have a blowout. You've got to put your money where your mouth is and you've got to get involved. A thousand dollars is a lot, though, for one night. Yeah, I know. I know

it is. Isn't it? But I'm going to make the most of it. So tomorrow, when I land, we're going to go to the races, which is cool. Get suited and booted. Amazing. Get down to the races in Sydney. And then we're going to head back to my friend Eddie's house and we're going to get out of our suits and into our all-black jerseys. And then we're getting in a Hummer limo to go to ANZ Stadium

to watch the Blitters. Sorry, I didn't realise I was working with the bougiest radio host in New Zealand. No, this is a life hack. There's 12 of us. Yeah. It's cheaper to hire a limo than it is to get individual taxis. That's amazing. Yeah. The stadium's an hour out of Sydney. It's going to be

$80 return for a limo to pick us up and drop us at the stadium and then pick us up on the way back and we get to go on a limo. How good is that? So $80 each. $80 each. I need to ask. This is where my mind... $40 each way. Right. Very reasonable. I need to ask because you're going all day at the races

and then obviously you're going to have to go to the game, do you ever think that you're a little bit too old to go all day and all night? No. No, like I have that fear sometimes. Like last weekend when I had that birthday party and then I had to back it up with Celine Dion. I mean, obviously not the same situation, but I was worried if I could go the whole distance.

I don't worry about it now. On Sunday, I think I will. My wife, Lucy, is worried about it. Is she? And she has had multiple conversations to me about one beer, one water. Why would your wife, Lucy, be worried about you going the distance? Reputation. I've got an important question.

Yeah. Because we're going into the stadium, a cool stadium where it happens too. Where is it? The Olympics one. The ANZ stadium. ANZ. Homebush.

100,000 people. Yeah, yeah. They won't get 100,000 people. Yeah, probably not. But it's a cool spot. I want to get a cool photo in there. This is a question I need to ask. Okay.

Is it okay for me to take my GoPro and my selfie stick to the All Blacks game? Is it kosher? Mate, can I just say- It's legal. It's legal. I'm allowed to take it in. Can I just say-

There's no rules against it. We had a conversation before you bought the GoPro. I said, you're'm allowed to take it in there's no rules against it we had a conversation before you bought the gopro yeah i said you're never going to use it yeah and i'm on a lifelong mission to prove you wrong name one time that you have used a gopro which it's actually been built for what situation have you used it where it's meant to be used nothing yet but i'm going to take it to the rugby and i'll get... Are you going to be playing in the game? Because if not, you're not meant to be using a GoPro. Watch this space, ladies and gentlemen.

You're about to see New Zealand's coolest stadium photo uploaded to Instagram this weekend. I can't wait to see the action. ZDM's brilliant clip. What would you say if I said that over in Great Britain, a dad has been reported missing, he's been married to his wife for 27 years? I'd say that's a tragedy.

You'd think the worst? Yeah. Not in this case. A guy by the name of Malcolm McGregor, 38, told his childhood sweetheart by the name of Cheryl that he was going to go visit a relative, which was about 55 kilometres away from their house. Yeah.

He never came back. Yeah. Three days later, he posted pictures to social media where he'd married another woman by the name of Belle Valak over in the States and he was living a double life. Idiot. What the hell? How does someone do that and not say anything?

How does someone do that and think that they can put pictures on social media? Like they reported him missing and everything. They were worried sick. They thought the guy had died. They thought he'd, you know, they didn't know where he was. Yeah. And next minute he's posting pictures with his new wife on social media. It's illegal to fake your own death.

Did you know that? Is it really? Yeah, yeah. So if you go, oh, this life sucks. I've got to die, but not really, and move to another country and start again. Really? That's illegal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, because then your family can claim life insurance off you and stuff like that. Right. There's all that stuff that comes into it. What a scumbag. So apparently, I've looked more into the story,

the guy's got two kids. They've been together for 27 years. Like when I think of that, my parents have been together for like 34. Yeah. So it's literally like they've been together their whole life, their entire adult lives. Oh, because they were childhood sweethearts? Yes.

I was like, hang on, did they get married when he was 11? But no, they've been, oh, far out. So it makes it even sadder. And they reckon he met this other woman through Facebook. And they'd been talking for not even a number of months. And he's packed up his whole life. Yeah. And just moved over there to marry her.

Not even to get to know her. He's just married her and posted it on social media. This kind of stuff happens though. Like you, marriages end, which is sad, and relationships end, which is sad, but it's a normal thing that happens. Not when you pretend that you died and you just leave without telling the other person. That's the crappy bit. Just man up enough to go, hey, I don't want to do this anymore.

Got a new wife. She's in America. It sucks, but do the right thing. At least I don't think you're dead. Yeah, like you're going to Sydney tonight and you're married. What are you insinuating? Are you coming back or should we

tell your wife Lucy now? Should I find a new co-host? Just be honest with us, mate. Just be honest. No, you've got to know when you've got it good. You've got to know when. Oh, you need to lock your wife down for life. I hope she isn't locked. I hope she's here by choice.

But yeah, there are no great plans for me to go in. Look, if the bar's here, I'm not trying to raise it. Put it that way. It's already way up. It doesn't go any higher for you? Nah. All right. I'm just saying she's amazing.

I know, but you didn't need the for you bit. Sorry. See, this is a compliment to Lucy. Doesn't go any higher. I'm saying in general. This is an insult to Lucy. Doesn't go any higher. I'm saying in general. This is an insult to me. Doesn't go any higher for you. Right, I get the difference. Zedian's Brie and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, I'm feeling something good for a Friday. What are you feeling? I would love something. Goo Goo Dolls. Actually, I would like a Goo Goo Dolls. What are you feeling? I would love something. Goo Goo Dolls. Actually, I would like a Goo Goo Dolls.

I was going to say old school hip hop, but. Yeah, I wouldn't hate that either. Or Goo Goo Dolls. This is where we take your birthday, we put it into the system. Like a real sad one, the one from City of Angels. I don't even know that song. And I don't want the world to see me. Iris?

I don't know. I'll take any Goo Goo Dolls today. That's Iris. We take your birthdays, we put it into the system here, and we figure out what song was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Let's kick it off with Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi, how's it going?

Good, how are you? Good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? The 8th of November, 1995. Okay, Melissa, you were 16 in 2011 on the 8th of November, and this is your birthday banger. There must be something about the era in which

Rihanna existed that was just getting parents. Oh no, because it's 16 years after that, isn't it? Exactly. I was going to say she has so many birthday bangers, but no, that doesn't make sense at all. You like that one, Mel? Yeah, I love it. It's an absolute ripper. I love Rihanna and Calvin. Hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. Oh, g'day. Oh, g'day.

G'day, mate. What's your birthday? April the 21st of 2000. Oh, 2000. What is it? The Millennium? Is that what it was called? Yeah, the Millennium babies. Or Willenium if you're Will Smith. Right, you were 16. Hang on, hang on. Just before we go to Mark's birthday. Yeah.

Mark, can you just say something, just say anything to us? Uh, what do you want me to say? This is the voice of an 18 year old man. Mark, you sound like a 45 year old with a construction company. Do you smoke, Mark? Oh, thank you. Nah, nah. Nah? Nah. Not me. Not me. Alright, let's do

his birthday banger. You were 16 on the 21st of April in the year 2016, so a couple of years ago, and this is your song, Mark. That's my mate Kyle Pace's favourite song, but it's a banger. Shout out to Kyle. I feel like it's not Kyle Pace's favourite song, but it is now.

Do you like to work from home, Mark, if you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we all do. Good luck, mate. How manly does that guy sound? Yeah, that guy was a ripper. Let's go to Francis to round us out. Hello, Francis.

Hi, how are you? Good. What's your birthday? 21st of March, 1997. Okay, Francis, you were 16 in 2013 on the 21st of March, and this is your birthday banger. I'll never be royal. Oh, yes.

The Queen of New Zealand herself. The Royal Lord. All about that. Such a banger. All right, wait there, Frances. What do you want to hear? Lord. You want to hear Lord?

You don't want to hear work from home? Oh, I do love work from home. You know you want to hear? Lorde. You want to hear Lorde? You don't want to hear Work From Home? I do love Work From Home. You know, we never play Rihanna. She always comes up and we never play her. But I understand why. Because she's going to have another run next week. Because she'll probably be the next song we play after five o'clock as well. She's still everywhere.

I'm so torn. I want to hear Work From Home. It's a Friday song. Yeah, I'll go with you. Work From Home. You want to go with me? Yeah. Okay.

Fifth Harmony. Hey, Mark, guess what? What's that? We're about to play your birthday'll go with you. Work from home. Yeah. Okay. Fifth Harmony. Hey, Mark, guess what? What's that? We're about to play your birthday banger. You're working from home. Oh, awesome. Get it, Kyle. Drop it low.

Yeah, shout out, Kyle. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. We can work them all. Oh, oh, yeah. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Fifth Harmony, the winner of Birthday Banger today from Mike and his mate. That song does things to my hips. Oh, all right. I like to dance to the song.

Sorry, I'm so disgusting to you. You're like, ew. I don't want to know anything about your hip bridges. Bree's hips, gross. I don't really want to know anything about you from the neck down, to be honest. Why don't you want to know about my pelvis? What's wrong with my pelvis?

Zee's Brinkland. Got a very, very interesting text yesterday on the text machine. You can text us any time to the show, 9696. Oh, the more the better too. That text came from Rebecca. Hello, Rebecca. Hello. You said to us yesterday on the text machine, which we were talking about earlier in the week,

people who have addiction to apps. You have an addiction to a particular game on your phone. What is it? Candy Crush. Girl, I've been there. I've had the same addiction. Don't say it. You see, the thing is you've been there and you got over Girl, I've been there. I've had the same addiction. Don't say it. You see, the thing is you've been there and you got over it.

I'm still there. How long are we talking? Like how long have you been in Candy Crush, in the grips of the app? I think when I was pregnant with my oldest and she's now nine. Oh, my God. Rebecca, the thing that shocked me the most was not that you've got an addiction because a lot of people are addicted to Candy Crush. It's actually what level of the game you are currently on.

What is it? Well, yesterday, I've gone up since then, I'm at 3,517. What are you even talking about? How is that possible? One of my friends is beating me. I have to say that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are they on?

You know what she is? She's an enabler. She's not a friend. She's an enabler. She's encouraging you. A fellow addicting. How much time do you think you're dedicating to this? How much of your day does Candy Crush take up?

I don't want to know. Not work time. Sure. You just have really long toilet breaks. Bec, what does this do to you when we play this? My heavy place. Listen to her. It doesn't sound like your heavy place.

You sound like a junkie who's just had their first hit for the day. So let me just wrap my head around this, Bec. You've been playing Candy Crush, and it's taken you nine years to get to level 3,500 and something. I rage quit at one point, and I deleted it. But then when you get the app again, you go back to where you were. Right. So that's taken you a long time.

What would happen to you if I was to delete the app from your phone today? I wouldn't be happy. It's okay because when she reloads it, it goes back to her same spot. Listen to her. She's like that addict though who goes, I could quit at any time. i i'm not addicted it's fine i enjoy it i enjoy it hey beck delete my candy crush i'll just start smoking or something are you in a relationship with this guy tasty don't tell my husband what what does this do to you? Frosting. Oh, so good.

Hang on, one more. I think you're almost there. Juicy. Beck, step away from the phone. Step away. I need to hang up from you guys so I can get back onto my camera. See you, Beck. Bye.

Zee's Brain Clamp. Had a bit of a run-in with my chiropractor this morning, mate. How do you have a run-in with a chiropractor? No, well, not a run-in. I had an embarrassing moment. He's coming down the hallway and you're like, I'm coming at you, mate. Run at me.

I'm coming at you. Run at me. No, I just seem to get myself into these situations to embarrass myself. My whole life is an embarrassment pretty much, but my chiropractor's a good-looking guy. I can say that, right? Yeah, you can say that. That's okay to say. It's okay for you to say it. It's not okay for him to say that you're a good-looking guy. I can say that, right? Yeah, you can say that. That's okay to say.

It's okay for you to say it. It's not okay for him to say that you're a good-looking patient. No, I'd be fine with that. That's the hypocrisy of the situation. No, I'd be okay with that. He's a good-looking guy, fit, strapping young lad, and every time I go in there... Do we have the same chiropractor? Because you're describing my chiropractor.

Really? Yeah. What's your chiropractor's name? His name's Conrad. No, different one. Oh, okay. But's your chiropractor's name? His name's Conrad. No, different one. Oh, okay. But maybe they should meet up. They should meet up. They should start a business, Hot Chiropractors. Cracking chiropractors. I'd love to go to that. Anyway, I rocked up at the chiropractors this morning and as I was sitting there, obviously it's been,

you know, pretty cold here in Auckland recently. So I've been wearing long pants. Put it this way, I haven't shaved my legs in a long time. Like a long time. Like they're so long that it's now soft. I don't want to say oh because that's your choice. It's not my decision. I've just been lazy. Sometimes been lazy sometimes i shave just the

parts where the rips in my jeans are anyway just your kneecaps anyway just to get away with it right but it's better than just seeing your hearing kneecaps pop through like you're some kind of rock and roll hobbit anyway my chiropractor mentioned to me the last time he was like can you wear shorts next time because jeans and we need to do some stuff with your hip flexors? Yeah. Anyway, as I was sitting in the waiting room, I've kind of looked down at my legs because I was wearing shorts. I haven't worn shorts in like four months.

I've looked at my legs and realised how hairy they are. What colour are your leg hairs, by the way? Are you a dark or a light coloured leg hair? They're quite light but because they're so hairy, they're very visible. Yeah. Anyway, I've just, embarrassment has taken over and I was like, it'll be fine.

He won't even say anything. He won't even notice. It's fine. Get into the chiropractor room. I lay down on the bed and he's cracking my back and I was like, this is fine. He's not even going to touch my legs. It's not a big deal.

And then he's like, oh, that's right. I said, I've got a note here saying we're going to do some stuff with your hip flexors. If you just want to roll over and I'll grab your legs. Fully runs his hand up and down my legs. I could feel him feeling the bush that was my legs. Quite often they have to put their face quite close to that part of your leg too.

Mate, it was so bad. And I got to that point where I was like, do I say something and like make a joke out of it or do I just let it go? So I let it go. And right at the end there was this silent moment where I could tell he was smirking. He goes to me, it's all right. My girlfriend hibernates for winter as well. ZDM's Brian Clint.

Yesterday on the show, about this exact time actually, we talked about a very raw topic about how I saw someone I know and I know is in a relationship on a dating app. It wasn't my dating app. It was during a group Tinder session at Bree's house. Why do you keep saying that? Because that's what we do at your house. We go to your house, we drink, you make a platter of cheese, which is delicious.

And then someone whips out their phone and goes, all right, who wants to do some tindering? It's pretty fun. It's fun for me as someone who doesn't get to go on these apps. You know, I'm married. We like to let you in on the world of being single. Saw someone I knew. And I knew they were in a relationship.

And I knew both parties involved. What do you do? Do you tell the person? Or do you tell both of them? Or do you tell the person do you do? Do you tell the person or do you tell both of them or do you tell the person that you saw? Do you ask them? That's the discussion we had yesterday. What's happened?

Especially after talking about it on the radio, you can't just not do anything because all of, how nervous must all my friends have been listening going, is it my partner? Yeah, right. So after the show, I decided to go to, give them the benefit of the doubt, and go to the person who I saw on the app first.

Okay. And say, look, I've seen you on there. What's going on? This is awkward for me. I don't want to be in this situation. What's going on? Yep, what'd they say? This is where you need to be careful.

They said to me, oh, don't worry about it. We've broken up. Right. So they're allowed to be on the dating app. I haven't seen either of them. Like they're not super close friends and I haven't seen either of them for a while.

And in that time their relationship is broken up. What? No, so I'm just thinking, was it because of that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, the timeline works out. Oh, so they literally have broken up

and they've gone on to Tinder. They're single and they're perfectly entitled to be on a dating app. They're dipping their toe back into the pool. Oh, so we were talking about something that wasn't even an issue. It was never an issue. I was like, oh, God, do I go and wreck their marriage so I have to have this horrible conversation? What a relief. They've broken up.

Oh, they've broken up for some other reason. They've broken up. Oh, thank God. Probably some other reason that they've caused each other heaps of hurt and pain and nothing to do with this. But this has been a 24 hour saga and we have to take something out of this. There has to be some kind of lesson that we learn from this.

Is it, do your research before you jump to conclusions? Do your research and then tell them. Or if you're a married person, just stay off Tinder altogether. That's probably a good option too. Good idea. So we you're a married person, just stay off Tinder altogether. That's probably a good option too.

Good idea. So we talked about a couple of weeks ago, one of my friends who met a guy on Tinder and she'd organised this weird chess date, which isn't weird. Fine, if you want to play chess on a date, first date that you met someone from Tinder. Is that Inga? It's Inga, the German Tinder wizard.

Yeah. That you named her. She loves Tinder and she met this guy on Tinder and she's German and she organised a date where they played chess together. Yeah, but the date also included inviting all of her friends over as well. I was one of those friends. To watch. To watch the chess date.

To watch their date. Literally. Does she love chess? Not really. I think she said to me because I asked her and she said she wanted to change it up a bit because she'd went on so many dates that she wanted to do something different. Right.

And she thought chess would be a really good option. She's gone, what's no one doing on a date? Hmm, chess. Playing chess. Yes. While other people watch. Exactly. Spectator dating a date? Hmm, chess. Playing chess. Yes. While other people watch. Exactly. Spectator dating, right.

Spectator chess. Anyway, after we spoke about it, she didn't hear from the guy. Why? Well, she doesn't know. He just bailed. Yeah. Never turned up to the chess date. Oh, no.

I'm hoping it wasn't because we spoke about it. Oh, do you think we scared him off? Maybe. Oh. But I'm hoping it wasn't that we spoke about it. Oh, do you think we scared him off? Maybe. But I'm hoping it wasn't that. If we scared him off, then good. Because. Not worth it. Not worth it.

But also, we didn't lie. We didn't say anything that wasn't going to be there. We just said there was going to be multiple people. Yeah. So we've just let him know what he was in for. And he's decided before he gets there. No, not for me. He bailed.

Yeah. Anyway, I got Snapchats last night and guess what it was of? What? This is sounding so sinister. So she's organised another Tinder date. Yeah. And the chest date has happened. Oh, she's gone through with it.

She's gone through with it. She's found a chest date victim. Yeah. Inga, the German Tinder wizard, has gotten back on Tinder. She goes, no, I'm not going to let this great date idea go to waste. Yeah. And I'm going to find someone. Has she maintained the spectator element?

So I was getting Snapchats from a group of my friends. Yeah. Who were also there. They were there. But you didn't get the invite. No. So you wouldn't talk about it again. Yeah, she said, I'm never invited to anything ever again

I'm fascinated To know how How it went Yeah So Unfortunately She got back on Tinder Because it didn't turn out

Didn't work out I don't know why I'm surprised The chess game was great though Why? It was very exciting Is it like strip chess or anything? Like, if you lose a pawn, you lose an item of clothing. Checkmate.

Zedian's brilliant, Clint. I was catching up with a mate of mine who works in the city earlier in the week. Yeah. And he's got like an office type, well, he's got an office job. And he's in like kind of high rise tower. So he has a window where he is that looks out across the street and there's another high rise building. Oh, so you can people watch into the other building.

You could, you technically can. Okay. Anyway, this friend of mine is on Grindr at the moment. He's single and he's using Grindr. And if you don't know what Grindr is, which everyone does, it's the gay man dating app. Gay man dating app, yeah. Oh, what girls aren't on there? Are they not? does, it's the gay man dating app. Gay man dating app, yeah. But girls aren't on there.

Are they not? No, it's not for lesbians. Is it not? No. Also, what's the girl equivalent? I think it's called her. No. You weren't asking that?

No, that's not what I was asking. What's the verb for using Grindr? You know how if you use Tinder, you're Tindering? You're Grindering. Are you Grindering or are you Grinding? Great question. use tinder you're tindering you're grindering are you grindering or are you grinding great question and if you meet someone on grinder and then you um spend the night with them have you been ground yet you've been ground good my friend you've been grounded in more ways than one anyway anyway anyway this story is not it's not like so he's on grinder yeah yeah and it's not a seedy story well is it actually he's on Grindr and he matches with this guy.

Is match the right word to use for Grindr? No, you can message anyone. Oh, you don't have to match each other. Because remember my gay best friend Alan? And we got a great insight into Grindr when he was visiting. That was one of the most eye-opening nights of my life. We were all having a party and he puts Grindr up on the TV. He air plays Grindr on the TV.

Group grinding. Group grindering. I tell you what, there is no shame in Grinder. Like the messages coming through, no holds barred. I love how it's just honesty, pure honesty. Yeah, of the rawest kind. And nudes. Anyway, back to this friend who I'm visiting.

Right. He is talking to this guy on Grinder and the guy goes, do you work in the city? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, do you work in the city? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, do you work in this building? Oh, because it tells you how far away they are from you. Oh. He goes, are you working in this building?

And he named the building that the guy works in. And he goes, yes. It's starting to get a bit creepy. And then he goes, are you wearing this today? No. And it was too much. And he goes, how do you know this today? No. And it was too much. And he goes, how do you know this? It's not fun anymore.

Tell me. And he goes, I have been watching you for about three months. Ew. I'm in the office building directly opposite yours. That is so weird. Yeah. So obviously he's come up on Grindr and your mate must have a photo of himself on his Grindr.

Yeah, but I don't think the towers are close enough that you could make out distinct facial features. I think that they've just started talking to each other and then the guys put it together that, oh, my God, I'm talking to the guy that I've been perving on for three months. So you're saying he's got out binoculars. He must have binoculars. It was him, though.

And then I had, look, there's blinds. He's pulled the blinds in his office because he's not keen. He's not keen. And I don't know if the guy said to him, if he said it like it was meant to be endearing, like, oh my God, this is so cute. I've been watching you for ages. Nah. He was like, oh, pervert, maximum pervert alert. Or he pulled the blinds because he had another guy coming over. ZDM's brilliant Clint. So this is exciting, Clint, especially for me because I am fizzing for a bit of RuPaul's Drag Race and TVNZ On Demand is sashaying us back into the past and they're putting all the previous seasons on TVNZ On Demand.

How good. I'm excited. And the original OG, the queen bee, the winner of season one and slayed on All Stars season three, Bebe Zahara Benet Cameroon joins us right now. Hello, Bebe. Hello, hello, hello. How are you guys doing?

We're so good. How are you? I am doing fabulous. I'm doing fabulous. Bebe, do you think drag is the most expensive profession in the world to maintain? Because there is a lot going on. Oh, honey, yes, it is. Just even the lash that we wear, okay?

Even like I always tell people, even like the entertainers that you feel are not doing as much as you would like them to do are actually doing so much, you know, because it takes a lot for us to look as we do. You know, some people, you know, don't even make that back, you know, because it takes a lot for us to look as we do. You know, some people, you know, don't even make that back. You know, sometimes people spend and spend and spend and not even make that back. But because of the love of the art form, you know, it does not even matter. What's the most expensive part? Is it the shoes? Oh, honey, it's everything.

Custom made, right, baby? Custom made. It's everything. It's the shoes, it's the makeup, it's the hair, it's the costumes. I made. It's everything. It's the shoes. It's the makeup. It's the hair. It's the costumes. I mean, it's everything. BB, Clint is asking because we've actually discussed before at some point on our show, I want him to experience a tuck.

Do you have any tucking tips for Clint? Honey, I don't know if he's ready for the tuck now. BB, I don't know if I'm ready. I don't know if the world is ready, Bebe. I don't know if anybody is ever ready to know how to talk, you know. Talking is no joke and people, that's why every time when we're on stage, people are like, where did they put it? It looks like, what's going on?

I mean, that is a whole It's actually a magic trick. It's a disappearing act. It's an illusion. If you want to know, I can just call you privately and I can tell you exactly what you do. You know, sometimes you cannot reveal a lot of the tricks of the trade. I get it. It's R-rated.

Not suitable for radio. I want to just ask one question though, BB, about the tuck. And if it's offensive, please let me know. I just don't know. Are we tucking up or tucking down? It's down. Even I know that.

No, you don't. I'm telling you. We're talking whatever way that you can be able to hear that illusion without giving out anything. So it could be up, it could be down, depending on what your situation is that you're working with. So it just depends. I love it, BB.

I always wanted to ask... To be honest, for me, it could be a tuck in. BB, I just love the show and RuPaul's Drag Race and what it represents. It's such a shining beacon of light for young people, especially in the LGBTQI community. How important was it for you to be a part of something that's been so important to so many people? Like, I'm just always humbled and grateful by the opportunity.

You know, I'm happy that I was... I always tell people that I'm fulfilling my purpose. Ten years or how many years, you will not have even thought that the people that come and tell you, oh, my gosh, I love you and you've inspired me. And, you know, we talk about the LGBTQ community, but it's really, really more than that. Like it's gone way past the community and the kind of people that come to show appreciation and show us love. It's just so amazing.

It's really, really amazing. The message that the show brings that different is beautiful beautiful, is just my favourite thing about it, and I think you just encompass everything in that. Oh, thank you. I would take that as a really big compliment. We love you, BB. We're all so, so excited to see the lip syncs, the death drops, all the original gangsters on TV, NZ On Demand, RuPaul's Drag Race.

Thank you so much for joining us, BB. Thank you, guys. Thank you for the opportunity. And you guys be well and be blessed. Cameroon! Cameroon! Thank you, guys. We love you, BB.

Thank you. Okay, bye-bye. Zinni's Brain Clamp. I feel like sometimes you need to give the people what they want. And I think on this show, people want more of us doing stuff about Antiques Roadshow. You know, I've been getting that feeling. Yeah, a lot.

So let's kick it off. This story I'm about to tell you is very Antiques Roadshow. Right. And if you haven't seen the show before, it's where people bring in stuff that they think is old and worth a lot of money, and then usually they tell them it's not. They bring in a saucer that their great-grandmother kept through the war and they think it's enough to retire on and they say, no. Made in Taiwan.

This is the 1940s version of Kmart. Literally. So there was this art investor over in Britain who forked out a tonne of money back in 2006 for this painting. She believed it was from a gallery called Mayfair Gallery and she bought this painting off of them for $289,000. So a lot of money for a painting, right? A lot of money.

I always wonder when people pay that much money for paintings or millions or whatever you're going to pay, how much you really like looking at it. It's a lot of money. And a lot of the time it's an investment. You know that. Yeah, but it's got to hang in your house. Yeah, that's true.

What if you get sick of it? I mean, I know you can sell it. Yeah, but then you resell it in a couple of years. It's like buying an investment property, kind of, but it's smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this painting was done by a guy called Sir William Nicholson. He's a renowned artist, apparently. We wouldn't know who that is because we don't know art.

Willie Nicholson, yeah. Yeah. He's done some great ones. We wouldn't know who that is because we don't know art. Willie Nicholson, yeah. Yeah. He's done some great ones. The one with the flowers. Yeah, and the stuff. Anyway, the painting was of a jug and a pear, a bowl of pears. Beautiful painting. Yeah.

Anyway, about five years later, so she bought this painting in 2006. Five years later, there was some suspicions raised when there was a list released of Sir William's work, so all the stuff that he's painted. Yeah. That painting wasn't on the list. So obviously she has gotten a bit worried because she's forked out $290,000 for this painting.

So she took it to an expert. It was actually a show that's on the BBC, kind of like Antiques Roadshow. Took it to this show and they actually told her that in no way is there enough evidence to say that this guy painted this painting. So guess how much the painting is now worth? How much?

Nothing. Next week. It's? Nothing. Next week. It's got to be worth something. Like, it's got to make, like, a good placemat or... Next week, we talk to Ethel, who spent her entire life savings on a weird throw rug thing. Zinian's brain clamp.

Are you the sort of person who, when you fly, you put your phone charger in your carry-on luggage or in your packed luggage? Not that organised. Yeah. So if your phone goes flat, that's it. You just no more. There was that time that I got caught in Christchurch

coming back to Auckland and there was that massive storm in Auckland. Oh, yeah. And guess where my phone charger was? Had you checked your luggage in? Yeah. So I had a bag that was checked in and then I also had a bag with me and then I had no phone and I was trying to organise a flight back to, it was a

nightmare. So your phone was just sitting on the tarmac in a plane that couldn't fly? No, my charger was. Yeah, oh sorry, your charger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how about this? This won't affect you then because you wouldn't be able to charge yourself anyway. There is a thing going around at the moment where somebody or some group of people have printed out stickers that look exactly like PowerPoint.

I've seen this. And they are sticking it in places where you would probably have a PowerPoint. And people are going up to an airport and going, oh, good, I need a little bit of charge before I get on the flight. Trying to plug their phone in and it's just a sticker. What absolute assholes. Yeah, but also. I'd be one of those people that would fall for it. It is such a long game in the payoff.

In fact, there's no payoff for you because what are you going to do? You're not going to sit there and watch that thing forever and laugh at the people who do it. You're going to put the sticker on there and then you're going to go away content in the fact that you're going to piss off a whole lot of people. What kind of evil genius is doing that? Yeah, there's no payoff for them unless they're sticking around and then filming people and that's enjoyable.

Yeah, but even then, you just have to go to yourself and then move on because you're not going to go over to them and go, oh, mate, that's my sticker. I got you so good because the person's likely to punch you in the face. Because have you seen similar things to that? Do you remember that thing people were doing where they'd get a one or two dollar coin and then they'd super glue it to the ground? Yeah.

Oh. That's a good one too. Did you ever get done? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially a two dollar coin. As if you're not going to pick that up.

And then when you do it, you look around and to see who's watching. I know. There's never anyone there that's still there. But also, what is the joke with that one? Is it like, oh my God, I can't believe you were so dumb that you thought you could get a free $2? It's $2. Or is it saying, oh, you're so stingy to pick up a $2 coin.

I'm happy to pick up a $2 coin. I hope I never become the kind of person who doesn't pick up a $2 coin. Any kind of gold coin. Actually, anything. That's a good question. What's the smallest amount of, like of coinage that you'd ignore? Five cent. Five cent?

Yeah, I don't think I'd pick up a five cent. No, I don't make those anymore, so that's good. Even if you found one, you wouldn't be able to use it. Zinni's Brinkland.