ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 18th 2020

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

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All right, rolling. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where we've got some admin to address early in the show. Don't look at me with those suspicious eyes. No, something's going on. We can't go on together with suspicious eyes, Brie. We can't. Good Elvis reference.

There is a bit of an elephant in the room when it comes to our podcast group. In particular, the podcast family page on facebook what's the elephant the elephant in the room is that um oh sorry i need something for this you'd tighten that bit up ben no this is the intro there's no smoke and mirrors. There's no smoke and mirrors here. You can tighten it up. No, there's no smoke and mirrors. The elephant in the room is the cover art for the page features a member of the team that is no longer with us.

That bitch. Ellie Harwood left the show under a cloud of controversy nigh on two months ago, and yet she remains at the top of the Bree and Clint podcast family page. We're still in a court battle with her. Today I made the executive decision without consulting you to have her removed. Did you change it? She's been removed.

In her place, new producer Anastasia has been added. So Brie, if you would go to our podcast family page, please. I'm excited to see. And you can see the brand new cover art for the page. It's still Ellie. Oh, has it not updated yet? She just needs to... Just try refreshing your browser there, mate.

Refresh. Yeah, I know, I've got the same. Refresh, refresh. Refresh. You like? I like. You like? Fuck! Oh my God!

Look at Ben! The new podcast family page cover art. Anastasia looks like one of my 60-year-old aunties. I'll take that as a compliment. As a new piece of Big Bang Theory artwork. Where Brie is now front and centre. You're the Casey Cuoco of the podcast group. Except my face is too big for her head.

No, it's not. You should be saying that to Ben, whose chin has been cut off. Yeah, it's unfair. He's lost a chin. You've got Justin Bieber hair, Clint. Yeah, but we're all in there and we're all happy. And I know we changed the name of the group a long time ago. New members, the group used to be called the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory Fan Page Bazinga. But we had to change it for legal reasons because we started getting too many Big Bang Theory fans.

It got quite annoying, actually. It got quite annoying. But that doesn't change the fact that it's still Bree's favourite show and we didn't want to take this away from you piss off that joke is so not funny anymore

what joke are you happy what joke yeah are you happy are you hiding the happiness it's fine we did this for you this took me

two days two days yeah well she's not very good that's the best you can come up with. Wow, I don't feel like this is a very safe space at the moment. Hey, I don't want to point fingers, but boys, in your opinion, who do you think has the best Photoshop job in that photo?

Anastasia. I agree. What? I agree. She's obviously perfect. It's perfect. It's literally spot on. I can't even agree. It's perfect. It's literally spot on. I can't even tell that that's

not your hair. I will tell you this. Me definitely can tell. Slat it on. No. That one was the easiest one. I just quickly Yeah no shit you've just gone that'll do. Oh my. Okay who looks the worst on three? I did mine last. It was the easiest one to do. One, two, three.

Claire Sheldon. Oh. Oh that was a good option Ben. A bit of an extra one. It was the easiest one to do. One, two, three. Claire Sheldon. Oh. Oh, that was a good option, Ben. A bit of an extra one. I wasn't sure whether to change Sheldon to Ross's face. I thought that could have been a bit of fun. Do we even know if he's a member of the group? I don't think he's a member of the group.

Put Mother Di's face on there. Oh, damn it. That could be. She can be on V3. They can be next year. Ben's face. And I know this is very visual, but you have the ability to join our podcast family group.

If you're not a member, it's where all the behind-the-scenes chat goes on. Search the Brian Clint podcast family. Ben looks like that alien on Men in Black. You know when the face goes, and the face comes off, and there's a tiny little alien driving the body inside? I think he kind of looks like the guy that he's on the body of. The issue with that one is that... What's his character's name, Sheldon?

No, no, no. I think the guy's Pakistani. Yeah, I think he's... No, no, no, no. No, that's the one on the left. Yeah, that's the one on the left. And he's Indian. Oh, okay.

Yeah, who's the racist now? I thought that too. I was confused. The one that Ben is, Leonard, he's got a really hard face to... Oh, that's it. Yeah? I thought that too. I thought that. I was confused. The one that Ben is, Leonard. He's Leonard. He's got a really hard face to. Oh, that's it. Yeah, that'll be it. He's got a very square face.

So I had to pick the one that fit the best. Ben does look like Leonard. Don't you reckon? Yeah. If Leonard had a moustache. Look, here, look. I've found a photo. Which means Ben's humping you.

Nice. Okay, hold on. Don't show me a photo Why not We don't have time No one else can see it Yeah it looks like Ben It does look like you

If you put glasses on That is you He's a good looking guy Anyway I mean and I look like Kaylee Cuoco Alright that's it End of podcast

Yeah that'll do actually If you want to check it out It's on our Bree and Clint podcast Family Facebook page anyway Good good guys Teamwork mate It's the our Bree and Clint podcast family Facebook page anyway. Good, good, guys. Teamwork, mate.

It's the dream work. On today's podcast. No, I never do this. It doesn't matter. Here it is. Bree and Clint. ZM. What?

No, I don't do that either. Here's the podcast. Again, another. Why is this so hard every time? It's because I don't have an hour. Should I do it? Hey, guys. See ya. Should I do it?

Goodbye. No, actually, no. I feel the pressure that you feel now. It's awkward. I know. No, it's awkward. It's because I don't have an hour. Should I do it? Hey, guys, see ya. Should I do it? Goodbye. No, actually, no. I feel the pressure that you feel now. It's awkward. I know. No, it's awkward. It builds up on you. And another bit has to come naturally out of conversation.

So you wrap me up and close this in a natural way. Okay. All right, guys. Well, here's the podcast. Enjoy. That was good. Hold it. Hold it.

Hold it. And we're clear. Yes. Hold it. And we're clear. Yes! Very good. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeart Radio. Playing ZM on iHeart Radio.

Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh, for sure. Oh, what did you do? There you go. Sorry. You want me to press a button for a bit? No, no, no, we just needed a breather.

That was intentional what just happened. That wasn't meant to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint, Aucklanders. Welcome to day seven of level three.

And what about the rest of the country? Welcome to day seven of level two. Love to know what you're doing for level two, which makes it so different to level one. What is the big difference? Got a social distance. Right. Yeah.

Oh, no, I'm not going to talk about that now. What? I was just going to say, did you see the tips that they gave people? No, don't make me do it. Don't do it? Nah. Is it bad?

I'll tell you later. It's not bad. Oh, then do it. It was actually from, like, the government or something. Oh, yeah? I don't think our government. Oh. Yeah.

But it was about, like, ways you can get around being friendly with someone. Oh, no, I did see this. No, that's not appropriate to talk about at 3 o'clock. No, but good to know, though. Still in level two. Good to know. Hey, today on the show, the 50K fact of the day is on the way at 4 o'clock. If you know the answer to the question that will be asked just before 4,

you can win $500 cash today. What are we starting the show with? Oh, I saw this thread online and it made me feel better about my shortcomings and it was just people talking about how old they were and something they still can't do. Right, okay. Like it's, for example, you're 38

and you can't tell your left from your right. I'm 33 and it's a disability. Okay? Some people don't have that part of their brain. All right? That's like making fun of a colourblind person. I don't think it's the same. I'm directionally blind.

No, you're not. That's not a thing. And I'm not 38 either. Jeez. Rough way to start the show. I feel attacked. We'll talk about it after JP's hacks on ZM Good days and bad days

I was on Reddit the other day Came across a thread That I found quite amusing And also interesting At the same time And the thread was How old are you And what is something you can't do

So people had to state their age And something that they couldn't do Like you're in rehab for that thing. Yeah. Like, hi, I'm Brianna. I'm 20. Oh, 30. I'm 30.

Yeah. And I can't. I don't want to say it for you. Like, I've done enough damage. You do your own. Go on. What? No.

It's talking about something that you probably should know how to do. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. So do yours. What were you getting at? Just say what yours is. Well, I just figured out that I can't whistle.

No, say it as you say it. Hi, I'm Brie. I'm 30 and I can't whistle. Hi, Brie. Good to have you here. I call BS on that though. Not being able to whistle. I'm pretty sure I can whistle.

You can do the suck in whistle. Yeah. Cool. Now whistle me a tune. Do the Flo Rida whistle song. How does that go again? You look like you're in pain. I am. Whereas like you,

you're 33 and you can't tell you're left and right. Hi, I'm Clint. I'm 33. I can't tell left and right. You know, I Googled it. It's not called directional blindness. What's it called? It's called directional dyslexia, which I feel like could be offensive to people who actually have dyslexia,

but that's what they call it. If you get them confused and you have real problems figuring out which is left and right, it's called directional dyslexia. I think you're just being lazy. I'm not being lazy because... You know what the most terrifying thing with you is, is that if you're driving a car, you stick both of your

hands up in the air so you can tell the left and right. I don't. Imagine my hands are on the steering wheel. I just lift the fingers so it makes an L. My hands never leave the steering wheel. So you have no control of the wheel. No, I can still do a skirt. So you can tell the left and right. Look, I've put mine out there. I didn't ask to be criticised, okay?

This is a safe space. You're saying it can be dangerous. Let's bring some other people in. We'll start with Producer Ben. Producer Ben, state your name, your age, and the thing you can't do. Hey, guys. My name is Ben. I'm 27, and I'm not great at folding T-shirts.

Oh, that's a good one. I've got a device for you. I bought one for Bree. I'll give you my own The automatic t-shirt folder Do you use it? No, I never use it, but I can fold t-shirts Oh, yeah, okay

Yeah, your place will look like a showroom Yeah, that's good Producer Anastasia Hi, my name is Producer Anastasia Actually, my name's just Can you do that thing where you play the music? Hi, I'm Anastasia. That's my only name, my only first name.

And I'm 22 and I do not know how to work Excel spreadsheets. Don't you? I don't think anyone does. It confuses me. Oh, I don't know how to do the formula bits. No. You know how you make a cell? What do you think Excel is then if you don You know how you make a cell plus a cell equal a cell?

What do you think Excel is then if you don't know how to do that? I thought she meant she couldn't even put the little grids on and things like that. Yeah, all that.

Yeah. Even typing in stuff. The equations. It's like you have to do an engineering degree to use that program. You move one thing and all of a sudden

it's upside down. Yeah. I think we all can't use it. Ben, can you Excel? Yeah, I'm not too bad at it. Can you? It's all right. Show off. I can PowerPoint use it. Ben, can you Excel? Yeah, I'm not too bad at it. Get you. It's all right. Show off.

I can PowerPoint. On a computer? It's like, bam, bam. No, everyone can use the PowerPoint. Oh, 800 dials at him. How old are you and what can't you do? Yeah, we'd love to hear from you. You can also text us on 9696.

Getting a few things off our chest here. It's a safe space. We wanted you to call through 0800DIALZM. State your age and something you still can't do. Bri can't whistle. I only just figured that out. I'm pretty sure it still counts. This should be the thing you work on in lockdown.

Forget sourdough. That's a whistle. You're sucking in. That's what I'm used to. Try and whistle for a... Try and wolf whistle. Go on. Hey, there you go! Yeah, that was sucking in.

Yeah, right. Your lips are inverted. It's even more creepy. We're asking you guys to call through with yours. Let's talk to Sam. How old are you? Give us your name, your age, and what you can't do. I'm Sam. I'm 31 and I can't say accurate. What's the you? And give us your name, your age, and what you can't do. I'm Sam. I'm 31, and I can't say accurate. What's the word?

Sorry, what was the word? Accurate. Accurate. Sorry, use it in a sentence. Yeah, yeah, that. What brief head? Accurate. Accurate.

No, sorry, Sam. I'm going to need you to use it in a sentence. Can you say accurately? Accurately. Oh, wow. Okay. You really can't say it. That's amazing. Okay. No. Just that word? What about acutely? Can you say acute? Acute. Yeah. Wow. You just can't accurately say accurate. Amazing. Okay. How ironic. Is that ironic? We'll take you some more of these guys as well. Read some off the text machine, I reckon. There's quite a few good ones on the text machine.

A few people have said that they don't know how to read an analogue clock. I've heard that. I'm pretty sure Megan from Fletchfond and Megan can't read. She doesn't know how to. Yeah, no. Yeah, someone else said, hi, I'm Gemma, I'm 28, and I can't spell banana without singing that Gwen Stefani song. Hi, Kelly.

Kelly, you like that one. We'll get your name, your age, and the thing you can't do. I'm Kelly, I'm 31, and I can't say the word squirrel. Wait, another one. You mean the little tree creature that eats the nuts? Yeah, the little fluffy thing that jumps up trees. Use it in a sentence, Kelly. Pardon?

Use the word in a sentence. Say a squirrel stole my nuts. Don't be cruel. Say I've got some money, but I'm squirreling it away for a rainy day. Oh, you're a nut. All right. The squirrel All right, the screw. That's the truth. I like how she just makes a noise.

You're like, the screw. These are very good. It's nice. Someone else said that they can't swim and they're 25. That's interesting. Yeah, that's more common, unfortunately, than people realise, I think. Yeah, quite a lot more common. Someone said, hi, I'm Kayleigh, I'm 32 and I can't cook rice to save myself.

Oh, my God, get a rice cooker. Yeah, get a rice cooker. It'll change your life. Hey, what was her name? Kayleigh. Kayleigh, here's a secret. No one knows how to cook rice. No one.

We are all using a rice cooker. And here's the best news. Briscoe's definitely has three of them on sale right now. They're quite cheap. Cheers. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's got news on a sequel that we didn't even know was coming.

Tiger King 2. Dean, what's going on? It's happening. There's been a huge handbrake on production because Carol Baskin wants a million bucks. One million bucks. She just wants a million bucks from everyone. She took it from Joe Exotic. Now she wants it from the TV company.

Yeah, right. Ten million from her dead husband that she killed. And it's just really, really unusual that they would even do this. Come on. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. Say alleged. Say alleged. Yeah, you've got to say alleged.

Alleged. There you go. Carol Baskin allegedly killed her husband, stabbed him, whacked him. Right, okay. So give us more details on Tiger King 2, Dean. How are they going to make it if the Tiger King himself is still in prison? This is the thing that we don't know the answer to.

Why or what is even the purpose of it? Haven't we kind of left it all up in the air? Here's the thing, though. What you may know, here's where I think they're going to take it. Remember, Carole Baskin actually now owns the property that Tiger King owns. That was the thing. She sued for the property. He sold it to that Vegas creeper,

the creepy Vegas guy with all the strippers. Now she won the lawsuit, and now she actually owns the original property. I don't know whether it's worth reading, so I'm guessing it'll probably follow the life of her there. I don't know whether any more alleged disappearing husbands will go anywhere, but look, that might be the new storyline.

She's Tiger. You're right. It's going to be called Tiger Queen. It, that might be the new storyline. She's Tiger. You're right. It's going to be called Tiger Queen. It's going to be all about her. Tiger Queen, of course it's going to be. She's now the Tiger Queen. Did you see she was also in the news like really recently over that Cardi B recent song, WAP?

Yeah. And she had a go at Cardi B for some of the big cats that are in the film clip. Yeah. And she was like, what are you doing? Cardi B's like, step off. Yeah, right. Yeah.

The tigers are the P in WEP, right? Can I say something? Yes. They're the wit S. I found out something. Yeah. In LA. I found out something in LA.

I'm just going to throw this out there and you can rerun this when it happens. Okay. Apparently, as well as the second series of Tiger King, I've heard that managers of Carole Baskin are shopping her around for other reality shows. That's what I've heard. So if it happens, run the tape, Dean. Run the tape.

Keeping up with the Baskins, I'd watch it. Nah, Making a Murderer. Making a Murderer, I'd watch that too. Allegedly. Allegedly. She's cashing in. That's our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy With all the Tiger King tea today

Brian Clint You know how President Barack Obama Damn that was hard to get out I've been totally Trump brainwashed Yeah

Because he's still referred To as President Barack Obama I think they are Forever They are for life Right yeah He releases his playlist So does his wife Michelle I think they are forever. They are for life, yeah. Right, yeah. He releases his playlists. So does his wife, Michelle, I think.

Yes. Yeah. They're very cool. They're very switched on. They are hip. Very in tune. He's released his summer playlists because it's summer in the States at the moment. What's he bopping to in the summer?

The usual stuff. Drake, Rihanna. Yeah. The Chicks, formerly the Dixie Chicks. Oh, yeah. He likes a bit of the Chicks. Yeah, J. Cole in there as well. Which is good, it's great, but it's been

done and everyone's got access to that. I have a scoop, which I would like to reveal on the show this afternoon. I've got access to Trump's playlist. Oh, this is interesting. The current president. He hasn't released this yet. He'll be tweeting it once he's ready to release it. He loves the Twitter.

I thought we could get it out there early. So these are the songs that Donald Trump, straight from his playlist. First song on Trump's playlist. Don't want to be an American idiot. I mean, it's low-hanging fruit, but... Obviously, that's way down low in the playlist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hasn't listened to it often enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also on Trump's official playlist that he's releasing. I get it, because he's orange. Because he's orange. Yeah, I get it. Because he looks like a giant oompa. Cheeto.

Yeah, yeah. So that's on there. This song is on there as well. Remember Willow Smith? Yeah, yeah. So that's on there. This song is on there as well. Remember Willow Smith? Because his comb over catches a little gust of wind. So Whip My Hair from Willow Smith is on the playlist. This one's on there because he listens to it in the car with Melania,

his wife. So this is on there too. It's on there because he listens to it in the car with Melania, his wife. So this is on there too. It's on Trump's playlist. Is that the truth? Have you seen him try and hold her hand? She's not having it. She's not interested at all. And her eyes say, help me.

She doesn't want to be there. Very frustrated woman. Yeah. This is on there as well. Come in. No real gag. I just think Trump's a Nickelback supporter. I think that's on there as well.

This is on Trump's playlist. This is a great song. I mean, he is religious, but I think this is on there because it's a banger. I just love the bit where it's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So does Trump. It's on his playlist. And the last song on the official Donald Trump playlist

that only we have access to. This is a scoop. I'm ringing you. Bit of old school. Bit of Fleetwood Mac. Yeah. Just works, you know. Just makes sense.

Anyway, that's his playlist. I'll be releasing it on my Spotify to, you know, try and gain those likes before he does. Totally. Just hot fire content. Bree and Clint exclusive. Bree and Clint. A topic arose yesterday on the show where it's stirred up a few things.

A few questions are being asked and it's about underwear. I said yesterday that if you have a reusable mask, you need to wash it. You need to treat it like your undies. You need to wash it every day, which means you need to have more than one mask. Well, I said it's not like your undies because you have like 30 or 40 pairs of underwear. To which producer Ben goes, no I don't. I've got six. Did you count them for us last night? We asked you to

do some homework. Six or seven. Send you home, count your undies. I had eight total. What do you mean you had? I have eight. How many are first date appropriate? They're all great undies. They're all good quality. Okay, no, they're all good.

They're all great undies. They're all good quality. Okay, cool. But no holes? No. No, if they have holes, they're gone. Okay. And I'll wait till Christmas to get a new pair.

Everyone's got their skimpy pairs. All right. You've got eight. You pass. Thanks, mate. All right. Nah, I disagree. No, he's got more than a week's worth.

No, I don't. No, that means if you, for some reason, don't get to do your washing on a Saturday, you're going inside out. Remember, he's one pair a day though because he sleeps nude. Did you hear that? Oh, inside out. If you needed to, that's fine. No. I don't do it for work.

You don't do it for work. Okay, that means you fall into the five to ten bracket. Cool. Actually, no, you specifically, no, you're an eight. So, yeah, you're in there. You're in there. I am a 15 to 20 man because I don't know how many are in the wash cycle on the line, in the dryer, in the drawer, in the washing basket, you know? Yeah. But I know that I'm over 15. So, I'm in the 15 to 20 bracket.

You, Bree, how many undies? Yeah, 30 to 40. Yeah, right. Yeah, because I know, like, when I go away, say I'm going, say the other weekend when we went away for one night for Friday Okie Live, I'll take, like, seven pairs of underwear. Seven?

Wow. Why I pack so many because I have such anxiety. Yeah, that you've got to wet your pants six times. Well, what about the time? Or what if we got stranded there? Yeah. Yeah, you don't think about that. Buy some.

Buy some. That's when you treat yourself to new undies. You go to Kmart. No, but that's a hassle. I'd rather just take them. Producer Anastasia, are you willing to participate in this conversation? Do you know how many pairs of undies you've got? Yeah, I'm pretty much the same as Bree.

30 to 40. Probably 30 to 40. You're in the 30 to 40 category. But I'd say probably only like 20 of them are actually on solid rotation. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've got quite a few skimpy ones too. Yeah, yeah. Oh, skimpies.

Like, you know the ones that are just, you should throw them away, but you just keep them in case. Oh, those are different to the skimpies. Are they? What's a skimpy? I thought skimpy you meant like lacy. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Is that not what you mean by skimpy? No. Oh, you mean the skimpy on how much cotton's left? Yeah. Like you know when you hold them up to the light and you can see through the cropped area? Yeah, you're better than that. You can get rid of those. I'm actually really not better than

that. So Ben's a 5 to 10. I'm a 15 to 20. And you and Anastasia are a 30 to 40. Okay, these are the brackets you can use. 0 to 5. Who's a 0 to 5? Everybody listen. 0 to 5. 30 to 40. Okay, these are the brackets you can use. Zero to five. Who's a zero to five? Everybody listen. Zero to five. Five to 10.

10 to 15. 15 to 20. And then we jump. 20 to 30. 30 to 40. And then 40 plus. Okay, that's what we want to know this afternoon. I wonder if someone's got like an underwear collection.

Oh, that's weird. Don't call up if you don't. That's an important criteria. They need to be your undies that's weird. Don't call up if you don't. That's an important criteria. They need to be your undies that you wear. In rotation. In rotation. Oh, they can be like, you know, backups. A's and B's.

Yeah. But we want to know this after, and then we're going to try and find the national average. How many pairs of undies do you have? Oh, 800 dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. And an important question, how many pairs of undies you got? Personal question.

Personal question. But we found out that producer Ben yesterday only has six. Well, you thought you had six, but it turns out you have eight. He now says he has eight. Which is a full week. We'll believe him, but there's no guarantee he hasn't done a top up. Full week with an accident. Full week and a bonus. Yeah. Full week with an accident. Full week and a bonus.

Yeah, full week with an accident. What we're going to do is we're going to get as many people on as we can to try and find out what the national average is. I reckon what we do is we go total number of undies divided by how many people we talk to, and that will give us the correct number of undies for New Zealanders to have. I reckon it's going to be like 20.

You reckon 20? Maybe, yeah. I reckon that's a safe number as well. Bearing in mind, undies ain't cheap. So this is a collection you've built up over years as well. So we'll start with Glenn. Hi, Glenn. Hey, man, I've got about 60 plus.

You've got 60 underwear? Yeah, I've got a subscription to Knobby Underwear. Oh, yeah. They've got a new design Nobby Underwear. Oh, yeah. So they just keep showing up? Yeah, every month is like a new Christmas present. Wait, you get new underwear every month? Yeah. How many pairs?

How many pairs do you get a month? Just one. Just one? So you get one new pair a month. So one of those pairs is 60 months old. Aren't you meant to get rid of a pair each time you get a month? Just one. Just one? Oh, so you get one new pair a month. So one of those pairs is 60 months old. Aren't you meant to, like, get rid of a pair each time you get a new pair? Oh, no. They do their own competitions about who's got the best collection.

So I've got a girl with about 20 in it, and once that's gone, I just put them into another drawer and... Bloody good marketing. You're going to blow the averages out. You're going to really blow the averages out. Glen will put you down for 60 undies. Hi, Liam. G'day, Liam.

Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. How many pairs of underwear do you have? Oh, roughly five. Liam. Okay, that's going to bring the average down. And let me ask you this. How often do you do your washing?

Well, we don't actually have a dryer, so it's kind of problematic. I bet. Yeah, so the thing is, all the undies are designer, so they're all like Versace and Calvin and that kind of stuff. So you're a bougie undie man, but you only give yourself five pairs. I don't do the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday tradie pairs. Right. I probably should.

Liam, question, have you ever been caught out? Oh, well, I'm the kind of person, like, my partner gets me undies for Christmas. Yeah. She knows how many I have. So does the whole country. It's not an impressive amount. No, five. Okay, you're down for five. Five? Thanks, Liam.

This person wants to remain anonymous. I mean, it's not a bad question. Like, you don't have to be anonymous, but you are. Anonymous, how many undies you got? I don't know how, probably over 60. I went overseas a couple of years, like when I was about 18, for two weeks.

And so I took about 17 pairs of underwear. And then my mum did my washing while I was away and she counted 56 pairs. 56. You're out of control. No, but that's your dream, isn't it? But I'm jealous. That is my dream.

Bree's a 30 to 40. I want more. Yeah, right. Okay, we'll put you down. You never have too many pairs. Bringing the numbers way back up. And Nikki. Hi, Nikki.

Hi, Nikki. Hey. How many? How many you got? Ten. Ten. Really? Ten.

That doesn't seem many for the girls. I do washing every day and ten is plenty. We've talked to these people before. We've talked to everyday washers. You do washing every day? Yes, two loads a day. And 10 is plenty. We've talked to these people before. We've talked to everyday washers. You do washing every day? Yes. Two loads a day. Two loads a day.

Two loads. How many kids? Do you have kids? Yeah, I have three kids and a husband. And a dog. That makes sense. How many undies the dog got? Okay, we'll check you down.

All right. We need to bring these numbers up. So we've got everybody who's called through. I'll check you in, Bree. You're a 30? I'm a 30, I'd say. You're a 30. Anastasia was a 30.

Ben is a 8. And I was a, I'll just say 15. So that's 214 pairs of undies. I don't know if you're doing the maths right. Divided by, no, I am, by 8 people. Okay, we've got it. We've reached the national average. What is the national average?

This is the correct number of undies for a New Zealander to have, regardless of gender, 26.75 undies. I reckon that's about right. Me too. Yeah. Me too. So if you don't, if you have five, maybe go get a few more pairs. We're looking for a morale boosting request to boost the mood of the nation, you know?

Pick us up, keep us on track. I'm feeling a bit of dance music, a bit of trance maybe. A bit of trance, you want to go full trance? Maybe Melbourne shuffle style. A bit of full Darude situation going on up in here. We've had lots of dance requests come through. We are looking for an impartial judge as well to join us.

You know, to break the stalemate, because you and I often agree. So, oh no, disagree. That's it. That's the thing that we do. I was like, do we? So today, Delwyn, you're going to be an impartial judge, okay? G'day, Delwyn. Yep. So, oh no, disagree. That's it. That's the thing that we do. I was like, do we? So today, Delwyn, you're going to be an impartial judge, okay? G'day, Delwyn. Yep.

Hey, sweetie. Oh, I'm just taking you off speakerphone. Oh, right. I'm talking to you now. And there we go. Hello, hello, hello. You good, Delwyn? Yeah, I'm good.

I'm parked up. I'm safe and sound, all that sort of stuff. Good stuff. Okay, we've got some songs to choose. Breeze asked for dance, so there is quite a lot of dance that has come through tonight, today.

Here's our morale boosting request, Fischer. You like Fischer, Delwyn? Never freaking heard of them. Never freaking heard of them. Won't be getting Delwyn's vote. Avicii? Stop Delwyn's cup of tea. Let's move on.

Avicii? This is good. This is good. Avicii's great. Del's cup of tea. Let's move on. Avicii. This is good. This is good. Avicii's great. Delwyn, what are your thoughts? There's a tune. There's a tune. Yeah.

A bit of Ender has come through as well. Don't you know, pump it up. You got to pump it up. Don't you know, pump it up. What do you think of this, Delwyn? Pump it up. That's another good one too. That's another good one?

Good. Yeah. Swedish House Mafia. Oh, that's? That's another good one too. That's another good one? That's good. Good. Yeah. Swedish House Mafia. Oh, that's good. This song's come through. Good message. Good tune. Right.

It's not all dance music that's been suggested as well. What about Chumbawamba? One of my all-time favourite songs. Delwyn? Yes, Delwyn, yes. Dance music, someone suggested some Mackie G.

That sounds like someone just vomited a bunch of music up. Delwyn, you a Mackie G fan? Nope. And the last one is mumbo number five. These are great suggestions, guys, so thank you for your texts. Okay, now it's time to vote. Mumbo number five, Mackie G, Fisher, Avicii, Chumbawamba, and Swedish House Mafia

Don't You Worry Child I think it's Swedish House Mafia for me Is it? Yeah I think that's got my vote or Chumbawamba Oh no it's Chumbawamba Nah Chumbawamba Yeah I vote Chumbawamba

Because it was always Chumbawamba for me It's always Oh okay Or My other pick would have been Pump It Up. By Indah. Because that's a chain.

Well, why don't we see what Delwyn thinks? Yeah, let's go to Delwyn. Delwyn. Tub something. There it is, aye. If you do that in the car, tub something. I get down, but I get up again. Come on.

Come on. Yeah. Those were the words. Thank you for helping us, Delwyn. You've done the nation a great words. Thank you for helping us, Dellen. You've done the nation a great service. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, they haven't got to keep me down I can't knock down What I can only get Yeah, they haven't got to keep me down It's in the night away

It's in the night away He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the best times Oh, Danny boy

Danny boy Danny boy I get no doubt That I can't help again In the end, I'm gonna keep me down I get no doubt That I can't help again In the end, I'm gonna keep me down

I get no doubt That I can't help again In the end, I'm gonna keep me down I can't go down, but I get up again And the heavens gonna keep me down I can't go down, but I get up again And the heavens gonna keep me down It's in the night away It's in the night away He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times Don't cry for me, it's your day love I get no doubt, but I get up again, in the head you're gonna keep me down I get no doubt, but I get up again, in the head the heavens gonna keep me down I get no doubt But I get up again And the heavens gonna keep me down I get no doubt But I get up again

And the heavens gonna keep me down I get no doubt But I get up again And the heavens gonna keep me down I get no doubt. I can't let it go Zinni and Bree and Clint. That's our morale boosting request today. Chumbawamba and Tub Thumping. Thank you to Delwyn. We got a consensus.

Yeah, it was good to have her on. Be united in our vote. So it's a great, great thing. Up next. Is it up next? Yeah. It is. Okay, just checking.

Sorry, I've got a really bad cramp in my neck. Yeah. And it's really distracting me. We need to get you a wheat pack. Yeah. Does anyone produce? No, we don't have me. We need to get you a wheat pack. Yeah. Does anyone produce? No, we don't have wheat packs. No one's got a wheat pack.

I'll try the hit. Someone there's bound to have a wheat pack. That's lovely. Thank you. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians

with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. For an article doing the rounds today, and it's from a mum who decided she would give her fellow boomers

a bit of a guide on the Gen Z slang words. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, which I've read it. Some of the words are quite dated. In the Gen Z vocab. Or maybe I'm just, because I'm in Gen Y, I don't realise what the kids are saying.

Oh, maybe you need the lesson as well. Maybe I need the lesson. Yeah, fair enough. I thought someone who definitely needs a lesson is my mum. And remember how we tested her last week on Hualipa. Hualipa. Who sings these Dua Lipa songs. On the current

pop music. So I feel like it's time to do the same thing. Hello? Mumma Ty, are you ready to play Gen Z slang on the fly? Oh, Brianna, I don't know if I'm ready. I'm not very good at games. Let's get into it. Easy.

All you've got to do, Mumma Di, is correctly translate these words that the kids are saying, okay? It's slang from the youth. You should know these, Mum. The first one. Look, I'm too nervous. If someone says they are really turnt, what does it mean? Really angry?

Use it in a sentence. Are they really happy? No. One more go. Oh, man, I've got to get an Uber home. I'm way too turnt. Sentence. Are they really happy? No. One more go. Oh, man, I've got to get an Uber home. I'm way too turnt. Oh, really drunk.

There she is. You got one on the board. Mum, if someone said from the Gen Z generation that they're going to go throw some shade, what does it mean? Go to bed. No, but that does sound nice. Sounds nice.

Have a sleep. If I said, say, Clint had pissed me off and I go, right, I'm going to go throw some shade at Clint. You're going to hit him. Do some boxing. No. No. Don't condone physical violence. You're going to abuse him. She's boxing. No. No, what are you doing? Don't condone physical violence. No, we don't.

She's going to abuse me, kind of, yeah. That's kind of, yeah. Yeah, she's going to, yeah. You're going to give him. Calling someone out. Yeah, some of your mind. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's it.

We'll take that, yeah. That's it. Mum, what does it mean if I were to say, oh, Clint, that jump is so fire? It's disgusting. No, try the exact opposite. Okay, it's really nice. It's really cool.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, really cool. I've got a couple more, two more. What does it mean if I were to spill the tea on my mate Clint? That means you're spilling the dirt on him. Yes. She got one. That's good.

Actually by herself. Here's me thinking you were going to go, well, obviously you've spilled some hot tea on him. But no, good. Yeah, that's very good. Okay, last one, Mum. Things that the Gen Zers are saying apparently. What does it mean if I said FML?

What does that stand for, FML? FML. For my love. Close, close. It actually means, oh, f*** my life. Oh, Brianna. Honestly. You didn't need to do that. That's what it means.

Hers was so much nicer. Jeez. For my love. You know what? It means for my love. You're right. I'll tell you what DTF means next week. Bri and Clint.

Oh, my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. It's the game where we go head to head guessing how many followers famous people have

on the gram. You can win free mobile fuel if you correctly pick the winner. Hannah, you get to choose first. Hi. Hi. Who's your player? Oh, we'll go Bree. Okay.

Sounds good, Hannah. I'll do my best. Okay, Bree's playing for you, which means Sian, you've got me. Hello. Hi. Hi, Sian.

Good luck. Thank you. You won a Bree, didn't you? Yeah. Aw. Call up next week and I'll play for you next week. Sie, didn't you? Yeah. Aw. Call up next week and I'll play for you next week. Sian, I'm going to win just to spite you, okay? Okay.

I'm going to get you this fuel to teach you a lesson. I'll leave her alone. Producer Ben runs the game. Producer Ben, who's our first celebrity? Your first celebrity today for the Instant Fame game is Miley Cyrus. Ooh. Released a new song a few days ago, Midnight Sky.

Yeah. Miley Cyrus. Quite good. I quite like that. Yeah, it's quite good. Clint for Miley Cyrus has put $80 million. Brie has put $104 million. Miley Cyrus has $113 million. Get in. A point to Brie.

Of course she does. Those ones like Miley Cyrus, I don't know if they've broken the 100 million barrier or not. Yeah, but they're always kind of close. Can you imagine the pressure of having 100 million people on your Instagram? Every time you post something. God. All right, who's next?

Your next person for the Insta Fame Game is Louis from 1D, Louis Tomlinson. Wait, which one's that? Louis Tomlinson. Yeah. Why him? They just relisted his LA crib for $6.7 million. New house. He's got a new house.

Big news. How much? $6.7 million. Jeez. Whoa. Yeah. Okay, for Louis, Clint, you've put, is that $60 million? $60 million, yeah. $60 million. And Brie has put $68 million. Jeez. Whoa. Yeah. Okay, for Louis Clint, you've put, is that $60 million? $60 million, yeah.

$60 million. And Bree has put $68 million. He has $15 million. Is that it? Yeah. Is that it? That's it. It was actually $15.9.

He was in One Direction. I don't know. Damn. Wait, who won that? Was that you, mate? That was me, yeah. Yeah, nice. Good work.

Okay, your next person for the Insta Fame game is Chappelle Corby. I was on her Instagram the other day. Why? I don't know. Just check it out. For Chappelle Corby, Clint, you put $23,000. And Bree has put $390,000. Whoa. Chappelle has $165,000. And Brie has put $390,000. Whoa.

Chappelle has $165,000. Damn it. And that is a point to Clint. Yeah. I feel like I was closer though. She's getting a reality TV show, isn't she? Well, she's going to be on a reality TV show. Yeah, possibly, yeah.

Yeah. I don't want to spoil anything for later in the show, but... No, we talked about it yesterday. Yeah, oh, that's true. But have we talked about it today? No, not yet. Who's excited now? It's coming up talked about it yesterday. Yeah, that's true. But have we talked about it today? No, not yet. Not yet.

Who's excited now? It's coming up. We've got an exclusive on that, actually. The next person in the Insta Fame game is Chrissy Teigen. I was on Chrissy Teigen's Instagram yesterday. Did you see it? Huh? Did I see it? Yeah.

Do you remember it? The number. How many people? Oh, the number. The number. I thought you were insinuating. The point of the game? Did you remember it? The number, how many people... Oh, the number. The point of the game? Did you see that? I thought you were insinuating something about me visiting Chrissy Teigen's Instagram.

I was like, how disgusting of you, Brie. Oh, God. Chrissy Teigen. Clint, for Chrissy Teigen, you put $120 million. Brie, you put $24 million. Chrissy Teigen has 30 million this game just won't end tie break time

I want to win for Hannah I'm going to do my best okay your last person in the Insta fame game is Kiwi Rose Menefeo oh that's yeah right

I've been on her Instagram quite a lot did you see it see what see what what are you talking about her followers Yeah, right. I've been on her Instagram quite a lot. Did you see it? See what? See what? What are you talking about? Her followers.

Her followers. She's got a new movie coming out. Yeah. For Rose Menefeo-Clint, you've put $150,000. Brie, you've put $175,000. Rose has $56,000. Is that it? It is a game for Clint.

Yes! See, Shana, we did it. Thank you so much. Yeah, I told you we had this all along. Also, Shana, you're welcome. You're welcome for my part too. Bree and Clint. If you're bored, here's my tip. Do some online shopping.

Right. It's great. It's a bit of a hobby though. I mean, it is, yes. No, no, no. You know the cheap way to do it? You can find the bargains. Here's the way to do it. What?

Online shop, fill your cart, then close the website. I do that a lot. Did you know that that has a massive impact on businesses? Because when you move something to your cart, it allocates that stock. Yeah. Yeah. And then it takes ages to get back into the system.

So there's some protesters who are trying to have a go at Trump, so they go into a merchandise store and they put everything in their basket. That'll show him. Yeah, they just leave the tab open for a few days. Look out. We sure showed him. Anyway, I had-

I want 50 mega hats. Literally. I was not impressed the other day, though, because I did some online shopping and bought a jumper because it's obviously winter. I'm cold. I wanted another jumper. Turned up, turns out I had misjudged this particular jumper

because it wasn't a jumper. It was a cropped jumper. Oh, I've seen these. The worst invention of all time. They're really in at the moment though. They've been in for ages and I don't understand why would I want to put on a jumper to keep me warm and half of it's missing.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Quite often paired with a pair of like Lululemon tights, right? Put on a jumper to keep me warm and half of it's missing. Correct me if I'm wrong, quite often paired with a pair of like Lululemon tights, right? And a cropped jumper. And some people look great. I want the material to hug my legs really tight on the bottom. And then I want the top, I want it to be nice and bulky and baggy. But in the middle, absolutely nothing. Just nothing? Nothing at all.

Just my tummy. I can't remember the last time I said, oh God, I think I'll go down the shops and have my tummy out. You know, my boobs are really hot. No, no, my boobs are really cold. My boobs are freezing. They're freezing. And my crotch region, also freezing. But my belly button.

But my belly button. Boiling. She's burning up. I hate it. I'm over it. Stupidest fashion trend. So you bought a crop top sweatshirt and you didn't mean to? No, I sent it back. Wear it tomorrow. No, I'm not and you didn't mean to? No, I sent it back.

Wear it tomorrow. No, I'm not wearing it. No, because then I can't send it back. Wear it. We'll keep the tag on. Wear it with those bike shorts that you bought for Friday Jams Live. I can't pull it off. Yeah, you can.

I don't think you understand. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. It's all about attitude and you've got the right attitude. No, I don't. Anyway, I think it's one of the stupidest things. I'm over it. I know the feeling because I remember getting incredibly irate.

It was about two years ago when the trend started. Remember, you know belt bags? Yes. You know, put them around your belt. It's in the title. You can even call it a bum bag. The title's in there as well. Fanny pack.

Put it around your bum. Fanny pack. Just have it riding right above your fanny. Your fabby. People started wearing them as satchels. Yes. And I'm like, you look like a drug dealer. Over the shoulder.

You do. You look like a guy who's going to be on the edge of the mosh pit at RMV and just going to be like, hey, man, I've got some stuff for you. They're quite handy, though. I know they're handy. At festivals, they're very handy. I'm sure they're handy. I'm sure having your belly button on show is handy sometimes If you want a quick access to your belly button lint

But I don't think it looks good And this is a matter of personal opinion You don't like it That's your input I like that, fair enough What about Producer Ben? What have you got for us? Worst fashion trend

If I know a fashion forward man It's Producer Ben It's Producer Ben He wears jandals to work. Critique for us, in your opinion, let's go last 10 years, last decade, worst fashion trend. I don't particularly enjoy people that wear the sunglasses, you know, the chain that attaches to the sunglasses as it hangs down.

I do that. I feel personally attacked. Yeah, I'm on that trend. Yeah, but you don't. No, you don't. Not anymore. It's perfectly practical for a festival People call me Nana all the time

It's very A$AP Ferg as well I'm not having anything against A$AP Ferg He's talented I think in the right setting It can be cool It's Ben's opinion, okay? Remember? It's Ben's opinion

And practical I find a crop top okay in the right setting. You tell me when a crop top is practical. Patricia and Anastasia, what's yours? Mine's are flower crowns. They were quite popular around five years ago. Festy flower crowns. Yes.

And they got into the races too. All girls were wearing them at the races. My friend started a business. She was a florist and she made it a business. And she made it a fortune where she would just make these flower crowns for girls going to the races. Is she still making a fortune, Brie? I don't know.

There's not many festivals going on at the moment. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Way to bring down the mood, Anastasia. Sorry about that, guys. Okay, so this is the list so far of worst fashion trends. According to us, and everyone's opinion's going to be different, crop top sweatshirts.

Yeah, who was able to wear those? Movie stars. Belt bags as a satchel. Yep. Sunglasses chains. Yep. And festy flower crowns. We're going to go negative for a bit, but we want to because it's fun.

What is the worst fashion trend of the last decade? Let us know. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Brianne Clint. Not afraid to say it, but I think cropped jumpers are stupid. Are you sure you're not just angry because the jumper you got is too small and you can't wear it? No, it's definitely cropped.

And maybe I am because I'm never going to be, because some girls really pull it off. Don't get me wrong. I think some girls look great. I'm not one of those. You say that. I want to see it. I think you should come in and I should be loud and proud with it.

Never have I thought, hmm, maybe I'll get my tummy out at work today. You know? I wonder what the HR policy is on tummies out at work. Like I wonder if you get sent home. I don't know. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM, what's the worst fashion trend in your opinion in the last decade?

Hi, Grace. Hi, I think slides in general are pretty bad, and then especially slides and socks. Yeah, okay. Oh, slides and socks aren't great, are they? But they're so convenient, Grace. Oh, but I think I just have a problem with toes and feet, I think.

Like, you just need to get them away. Grace, what about a Birkenstock? I don't know. Maybe in summer and at the beach. Yeah, right. Time and place. What about a Birkenstock in a Birkensock? Definitely not.

Definitely not. That's a straight no from Grace. Good to know Let's talk to Holly Hi Holly In your opinion Holly What's the worst fashion trend in the last decade? Ripped jeans

I tried them once And I felt like my legs looked like Roast chicken or like roast pork Or something wrapped up in the string This is awkward, Holly. Bree is currently wearing a very stringy pair of black ripped jeans to work. I'm not going to lie, Holly. I see what you're saying.

I do look kind of like a strung up roast pork as well. We need to score you. If you go to family events, You just get roasted by the entire family You really do, don't you Holly And every dad loves the gag of Oh, do you get those cheap Because they're already ripped Yeah

Where's the rest of them Oh, where's the rest of your jeans Okay, they're going on the list Holly, ripped jeans That's a tough one for Bree to take Someone on the text machine Has said No offence Bree

But train driver hats are the worst. You and Chris Mack from 660, I'm going to feel that one deep, deep in the engine room. I feel like it actually suits me though. It does. But that's not good either. I'll just say it does. Great, thanks. Those cheese cutter hats suit some guys as well.

Cheese cutter hats? You know cheese cutter hats? What are the cheese cutter hats suit some guys as well. Cheese cutter hats? You know cheese cutter hats? What are the cheese cutter hats? How do I describe them? They slope forward and there's two guys who drink them, two wear them, guys who drink craft beer. Yes, I know the ones. And guys who are going bald.

Yeah. Yeah, cheese cutter hats. My pa used to wear one. Yes. Yeah, you look quite cute in it. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi.

What's your most hated fashion trend in the last 10 years? It has to be those neon sunglasses that just had like blind shutters instead of actual. Oh, the Kanye sunglasses. Yeah, those. They were a safety hazard. Remember everyone used to wear them out to parties and they'd be like, I'm here to party.

Yeah, we know. You've got those sunglasses on. And then they were overtaken by the LMFAO Redfoo sunglasses that had no lenses in them. Oh, yes. Just white frames. Like the movie ones. Yeah.

The movie ones you wore for a 3D movie and you just popped the lens out. Yeah. What about the trend where everyone started wearing prescription glasses but they wouldn't get a prescription in them? They just wanted to wear glasses. I feel like that's happening at the moment too with people who wear the blue light glasses at work. Yeah, you look smart, but ask yourself,

is blue light a real thing? Nobody knows. Finish us off, Lurrie. What is the worst fashion trend of the decade? I don't know if you remember, but do you know those Nike Air Force heels? Oh, yes. I remember know those Nike Air Force heels? Yes, I remember them. Nike Air Force heels?

They were like a stiletto slash sneaker. Yeah, but like Nike Air Force ones, but for girls, and they were like ankle boot heels. Yes, I remember. That sounds like someone's chewed up five different things and then vomited them out and made it into a shoe. That's on the list. Yeah, they were like a big trend for ages.

Did you own a pair, Lurie? Be honest. No, no, no. All right, three people. What was top of the charts on their 16th birthdays? We'll figure it out and we'll play the best one in full. Full disclosure, three absolute bangers today. These are big.

Three huge contenders I don't know how we're going to choose. Very hard. Tabitha's first. Hi, Tabitha. G'day, mate. Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you?

Not too bad. That's good. First time on Birthday Banger, obviously. Yes. Excellent. I'm keen to see what your song is. What's your birthday? 17th of May, 1980.

Right, you were 16 in 1996 on the 17th of May. And Tabitha, this is your birthday banger. Yes. One of the best drunk songs to sing. Such a great song. I agree. Oh, yeah. Because all of it is flat.

The whole song is flat. You know? It is really flat. Tabitha, that's a great one. Cool. I like it. I like it. Cool.

Good to hear. Wait there. Let's go to Sage. Hi, Sage. Hi, Sage. Hello. Cool name, Sage. Thanks.

How old are you? 28. Are you? Are you doing your mum's or your dad's birthday? Well, I'm doing my mum's. You're doing your mum's. Oh, okay, all right. Perfect.

What's your mum's name? And you're 28. That's so nice of you. Okay. What's mum's name? Anna. Hi, Anna. What's mum's name? Anna. Hi, Anna. What's mum's birthday?

31st of October, 1992. All right. She was 16 in 2008 on the 31st of October. And Anna, I'm assuming you're listening. This is your birthday banger. Sage, your mum's got a great birthday banger. Thanks. You know who Britney Spears is, Sage? Yeah. She's that big. If Sage is 28, then Anna must have been young when she had them. She must have been so young. Right. One more for Susan. Hi, Susan. G'day, Susie. Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Good, Susan. G'day, Susie. Hi, hi, how are you?

Good, how are you? Good, good, thanks. Are you keen to find out your birthday banger? Yep, definitely. Great, what's your birthday? 23rd of July, 1971. All right, you were 16 in 1987 on the 23rd of July. And in the 80s, this had a number one hit.

Oh, I'm a number one hit. Huge. Suzanne. I don't want to big note it, but probably one of the best birthday bangers ever. Excellent. Yeah, like that one. You got the queen of birthday banger, Whitney Houston.

That's my pick. Always. But Wonderwall. I want to dance with somebody's upbeat and fun. I know. I know. But Wonderwall reminds me of when we could go out and drink, you know? So does I want to dance with somebody. Yeah, good point, I guess.

That's my vote. I can't not vote for Whitney. I'm going to vote Wonderwall. I'm going to stick to my... I think Whitney's a great option, but I'm going to go Wonderwall. And we're going to go to my... I think Whitney's a great option, but I'm going to go Wonderwall. And we're going to go to a split vote today. With Anastasia yesterday,

so it needs to be Producer Ben today. Yes. Okay, Producer Ben, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I was going to say Oasis, because we've never had it. Haven't we? We haven't had it come up this year, no.

Wait, we've never had it, or we haven't had it this year? We haven't had it this year. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure we have had it. Yeah, I'm going to vote Oasis, Wonderwall. And there it is. Nice. Possibly the first time we haven't played Whitney Houston in Birthday Banger.

When it's come up. No comment. Bree's going to need a moment. But Tabitha, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yes! Yes! Yeah, I look about you now. Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out.

I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. And all the roads we have to walk are winding. And all the lights that lead us there are blinding. There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how. Because maybe you're my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day, but they'll never throw it back to you By now you should've somehow realized what you're not to do.

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. And all the roads that lead you there were winding. And all the lights that light the way are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you But I don't know how I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all

You're my Wonderwall I said maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me. Zeddy and Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger. And never having been played in Birthday Banger before.

Maybe we're thinking of Goo Goo Dolls. In the history of this show, we have played Goo Goo Dolls. We played Slide. What did we play? Iris. We played both. I think we played both. That song, Wonderwall, reminds me of the first time I think I ever fell in love. Does it?

Yeah. It was in grade eight. And a guy from our grade sang that song on the guitar at a talent show. And I went, oh my God, I'm in love. True story. It's every white guy with a guitar's best move. Seriously? Show up to a party.

Hey, you guys want to hear Wonderwall? Any person that pulls out a guitar and can semi-play and sing, I'm there for it. Challenge accepted. There's a guitar in here somewhere. Bree and Clint. The hoosive news in the reality TV show game yesterday when they announced that Chappelle Corby, the Chappelle Corby, is going to be on reality TV.

You mean convicted drug smuggler and celebrity Chappelle Corby? That's the one I mean. Wow. Which, I mean, how much would they be paying her? Depends. Depends what she had to do. Depends if she's doing it for the money or if she's doing it as a brand extension, you know?

Yeah, well, that's true. She could be doing this reality TV show just to get her shapewear line moving. Well, it's funny you say that. And this is an exclusive. Bree and Clint exclusive. No one else in the country has this. But it's because my cousin knows the Corby's hairdresser's friend.

Right. They have given me a copy of the official trailer for the show. Oh, this is a big get. This is a huge get because not many people know what's really going on. Do we have permission to play it? No, but we'll just ask for forgiveness after. I like it. I think we just do that.

And knowing Chappelle, she won't be too annoyed. She'll be chill, yeah. So this is the official trailer of the new reality TV show coming this summer with Chappelle Corby. You've heard the headlines. You've read the stories. You may have smoked their weed. But now, coming this summer, not to Bali, but everywhere else, you can watch the reality. Keeping up with the Corbys. Yeah, hi, I'm Chappelle. Chappelle Corby. What have I been up to?

You know, I'm a boogie board ambassador. I've got that deal on the go. I'm currently writing my 72nd book. And I also give inspirational talks to people's pets. Yes. Get a look into her family life. Seriously, Mercedes, I told you, don't eat those 80 cent

cones in my Mercedes. The ice cream goes everywhere. It's all down the seats. Her dating life. Yeah, no, I'm on all the dating apps. Tinder, Bumble, Baked, Plenty of Fish, Plenty of Cush. You know, all of them. Everyone always thinks I'm a catfish

though. Or a dealer. You know, all of them. Everyone always thinks I'm a catfish, though. Or a dealer. And her fast-paced lifestyle. Hey, Mum, it's your turn for Mario Kart. Hurry up. Keeping up with the Corbys. Locked down again. Huge.

Sounds gripping to me. It's huge, yeah. I think it is the next Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I reckon it's bigger than Married at First Sight. I think it's bigger. Grab your munchies and settle in for a big night in front of the telly for Keeping Up with the Corbys. It is on. It's on like Donkey Kong.

Look out. Brie and Clint. Who needs money at the moment? Who needs some money? I think everyone Good Well I've got the answer for you Except for those 10 people

That won 5 million in the lotto Oh yeah I wonder if they've been able To check the app yet I don't know if they need Any money You can never have too much money This is a good story

For everybody then That's working from home At the moment Because I found a tax loophole That we can all exploit Oh I do love a tax loophole that we can all exploit. Oh, I do love a tax loophole. Yeah. It's perfectly legal, okay, but you need to know the details

and your boss needs to be on board. That's what everyone says before they tell you about an illegal scam. No, this is legal. No, it's totally legit. This is totally legal. No, totally legal. For it to work, your boss needs to be involved, though, so I've got our boss involved.

Good afternoon. Ross Boss. Hello, Ross. Hi, guys. We're currently working from the office. Yeah, we're currently working from the office, but we did some work from home today, and you were working from home. Yeah, we did.

Yeah, we did, yeah. I do lots of work from home. Yeah. I've got a work bench. Yeah. One of those walls where you draw the outline around the tools. If you've got a door, you've got a gym. No, that's not the same.

Ross, this is good news, okay? It's your way of legally being able to give us more money, and I'm going to run you through it in three simple steps. Because you know how Ross is always saying that? He's like, God, I wish I could give you guys more money. And this is for everybody. I'm just looking for ways, right? This is for everybody, not just us. Ross, did you know that

currently, under the current COVID-19 rules, bosses can make a $5 a week tax-free payment to employees to help cover their phone bill? That's a good idea, right? How good! Who's paying it though?

You! You pay us $5 tax-free for our phone bill. Okay. Working from home. Cool. That sounds like a big loss. Great. Lock it in.

Lock it in. Cool. Under the COVID-19 work-from-home laws at the moment, bosses can pay staff who are working from home up to $20 a week tax-free to cover expenses like additional heating costs. I'm using heaps of heating. Because we're home more often. Yeah.

That sounds like a good one too, right? Again, it's tax-free, but where's this money actually coming from? From you. From you, from your pocket. You're the boss, so you give it to us. And finally, under the current COVID-19 work-from-home laws, bosses can also make a one-off tax-free payment

of up to $400 to employees for things like furniture, for work-from-home furniture, so we can get, like, a stand-up desk. I do need to update my workbench. Yeah, one of those stands to put our laptop on. So, yeah, $400 tax-free, yeah. I don't know how you're going to be able to update your workbench free and put through an invoice from Betaross.

There's always a way, Ross. Get your mind out of the gutter, Ross. No, that's where I was going with it too. So basically, Ross, a one-off $400 payment and then $25 extra a week. How does that sound? So why don't we, so if we're in loopholes here, so if it's tax-free, why don't I just pretend I paid the tax but don't pay the tax, but then pretend I paid you but don't, and it all just evens out.

Well, how about I tell the company that you stole furniture from the office for your house? Well, that feels good on their house too. How awkward did he get just then? He's like, well! Well! Came across a thread on Twitter which was talking about people who knew really famous people before they were famous.

Yeah. So they either went to school with them or maybe they worked with them. I don't know. I found it quite interesting because these people are uber famous. Yeah. The first person that someone knew before they were famous was Tom Hanks. I can't think of a time where Tom Hanks wasn't famous. You know?

Right, yeah. He's just always been Tom Hanks. But I guess at some stage he had to be an awkward teenager who wasn't famous. Yeah, they said a friend of mine was friends with Tom Hanks in high school and went to the prom with him. He still writes her personalized birthday cards.ised birthday cards on his typewriter. He would. That's so cute. Fame won't change Tom Hanks.

No, he's the best. That's nice and wholesome. How good is Tom Hanks? Someone else said that they knew Jennifer Lawrence, J-Law, before she was famous, which I was like, I love her. What's she been up to? Yeah, I don't know what she's been up to? Yeah I don't know What she's been up to

She was so busy For so long She'll be following My one step Process for happiness Oh no two step What? As soon as you get rich

Stop working That's it That's it That's my guide to happiness She was like the top Ernie actress I think in 2018 Exactly right

Or 2017 And then she stopped trying Because she's already rich Yeah That's what Ellen should have done Someone said on Twitter She was like the top Ernie actress, I think, in 2018. Exactly right. Or 2017. And then she stopped trying because she's already rich. Yeah. That's what Ellen should have done. Someone said on Twitter that, they said this, I moved to Louisville in middle school for the seventh grade. She was my first friend that I made and the first person I had a sleepover with.

We hit it off. She was very different from me. She was a cheerleader, came from a lot of wealth, but her family was really awesome and we were both kind of weird and outgoing, so we became good friends. I watch interviews of her now and I still feel like she's exactly the same. Wow. I didn't think of her as a rich girl cheerleader. Neither did I.

You think of her as just one of the gals. Yeah, one of the gals. One of the girls next door. Yeah, but she had a brand new car at school. There you go. I bet she had a Mini. Anyway, carry on. Someone else said that they knew Justin Bieber. How young must you have known Justin Bieber to know him before he was famous?

You must have known him when he was in nappies. They said, I went to middle school with Justin Bieber. We played on the same soccer team together. For the longest time, I legitimately thought his name was Justin Bieber. We played on the same soccer team together. For the longest time, I legitimately thought his name was Justin Bieber and I would call him that every time I talked to him. I always wondered why he got so angry. The weirdest

part of our soccer games was Usher was always there. He was just walking up and down the sideline with a big checkbook. Someone said that they knew Kesha before she was famous. They said Kesha was a total nerd at school. She got 1600 on her SATs, whatever that means. I think that's high.

She was quiet, a bit of a social outcast. Nice, though. You could tell she cared about others and wouldn't ever hurt a fly. And she lived in a dumpster. Don't be mean. Remember? Because she had that dirty face where she woke up in the morning feeling like p diddy and you know she was hung over she was dirty chic for a bit that's all i'm saying it was her aesthetic dirty chic and the last one uh people said that

they knew will and jada pinkett smith before they were famous well they said my dad was good friends with will smith before the Fresh Prince days. Will actually showed him the pilot before it aired. Fast forward however many years, and he invites us to different movie red carpets. His first words when he saw my dad after 10 years was, the Philly crew is back. Wow.

And you know what the moral of the story is? Make sure you keep all your friends, because you never know which one of them is going to be rich in the future. Oh my god. You never know. You never know. Ride those coattails, baby. Free and Clint. The podcast

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