ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 19th 2019

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast for a Monday. Hey, welcome back. Welcome back from the weekend. Oh right, thank you, it's good to be here. And welcome back to you too. Oh, you weren't talking to me. No, well, I was talking to you and everyone. Everyone. How was your weekend?

Good. We're to the All Blacks. Highlight. Absolute highlight. It was my first All Blacks game and I must say, good bloody atmosphere, even though my team lost terribly. Didn't even get a single point on the board. Not one! I told you I almost got kicked out of the stadium, eh? Yeah, you said you were getting a bit lippy with the Aussie bench because you were sitting behind them, right? Well, we had sideline tickets. We were on halfway, right on like three rows from the front.

And they were right there. They were right there. So, well, that's no excuse for you to yell out abuse. They came out in their suits, like the ones who weren't playing, their number ones, like their actual suit and ties. And I go, oh, here's the Qantas flight attendants. Good to see you fellas.

Where are the exits? And that one got a good laugh from the people around me. In case of an emergency. Yeah. And so I got a bit of wind under my wings. Oh, no. And so I was like, oh, I'll get these Aussies again. And so there were some other players sitting on the sideline,

and I said, after they started losing, I said, hey, do you guys need some sandpaper? Might help you guys win if you had some sandpaper. Oh, mate, come on. Because like the Aussie cricketers. They weren't involved in that. Well, do you think that was too far? Don't drag.

That's a bit far. What do the producers think? Too far or is that classic gear? No, I think it's quite funny. It's hard because you're saying it right to them. I know. And they can't react. No, they can't. They can't react. They can't turn around and go, mate, I'll punch you in the head.

You're like, go for it. Love to. I was saying to producer Ellie, I never ever, and you're someone now that I'm going to put on my list. I've got a list of people I don't want to attend sporting matches with. No. Because you get, sorry, mate, I get so awkward because my mum, right? You know my mum.

You've met her. Yeah. Lovely, lovely human being. Yeah. Not super loud. Kind of, you know, low key quite. As soon as she sits down in a stadium to watch rugby league, she turns

into a rabid dog. Oh, get off me! Seriously, I am so scared of her when she's watching rugby league. I've seen the video that you took of her and she's like, you bloody ref, you've been on this all day, you've been doing it all day, ref! Every year, bloody ref! Every year! You and your mum... It's like a you bloody ref, you've been doing it all day, ref. Every year, bloody ref.

Every year. You and your mum. It's like a demon possesses you. Sorry, your mum and I, I think we should go to a game together. Can we make that happen and film it? Yeah. We'd have to be supporting the same team, though. Otherwise, your mum might hit me.

Yeah, true. News article on the Herald the next day. Radio host hits radio co-host mum in the face. No, I'm not hitting her. Excuse me. Yeah, true. She'd win. Here's the podcast, everybody.

Enjoy. Enjoy. Let's go. Now, let me see you dance. Z-Dance, Brie and Clint. Hello, governor. Hello, Governor. Hello, Governor. We've decided that this show is opened by British people every day now, so...

Hey, sir, can I have some more? Hello, Governor. What else do British people say? I tried to get my toe fixed. Is that what they say? I think they do. I think that's good. I think they do.

Hey, this beer's too cold. Oi, where's McGuinness? That's Irish. I think I went, yeah, a bit Irish. No, but you did it as an English person. Uh-oh. I think I was kind of Aussie English. Yeah, maybe you were.

I love the Queen. No, I've got nothing left. I ripped a bale hole in my pants, I did. That's old school English. And that concludes the British segment of our show. Welcome to the Trans-Tasman element. One Kiwi and one Australian for the next four hours live on the Bree and Clint show.

Just having a laugh. Having a bit of a laugh. On the weekend, Bree got to go to her very first All Blacks game. God, it was good. As an Australian, was it good? Was it good to be there for that? Look, we absolutely got pants back to back two games in a row. The Black Ferns pants the Wallaroos and then, I mean, the All Blacks.

How good were they on Saturday night, though? You couldn't fault them. Yeah, I always had faith. I knew they'd come right. Couldn't fault them on Saturday night. Never panicked at all. They deserved it. I think you did well.

Bree hedged her bets. She knew she couldn't jump fully on board with an All Blacks jersey, so you wore a Black Ferns jersey for the game. Yes, yep. You know, right? That way you're covered on all bases. I was covered. Bit of both, yeah.

But you want to talk about something that happened at the game next? I want to talk about something that I've realised about myself, and it was during my first All Black experience. Yeah? I think I'm drunk still from the game. Sorry, guys. Talk about it after the Jonas Brothers. Bree and Clint, ZM.

I'm feeling so cool. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Had a pretty special weekend. Went to my first All Blacks game. My favourite part was not both Aussie teams losing, but I think it was watching the All Blacks do the haka. Oh, you like that, did you? Pretty bloody special when you're there and the stadium's full.

And they said, because I was sitting next to some Kiwis, and they said that the haka they did on Saturday night was a different version. Yeah, they got two. They got two, and that one was like the we're going to kill you version. That's the we got our axe to grind, yeah. It's always, that's why I like it when the All Blacks play another Pacific Island team, because they quite often have a haka as well. That's cool.

And of course, you introduced New Zealand to the nutbush on Friday on the show. Yes, very famous. Traditional Australian line dance, the nutbush on Friday on this show. Yes, very famous. Traditional Australian line dance, the nutbush. And I honestly think that the Wallabies should nutbush in response to the hooker. Like you say it's not tough but it's tougher than just standing there. It would scare a few people, that's for sure.

Yeah. It would definitely incite fear. Do you want to put nutbush on the thing? Do you want to go with Tina Turner? Nutbush city limits? Get the nutbush on the... And Should we go to the Tina, what is it, Tina Turner? Nutbush City Limits? Get the Nutbush on the, because imagine you, and then, and then the Wallabies just come forward. All right, boys. Come on.

You know. Let's go right, right, left, left, back, back, and then a bit of a kick. And just for effect, you could give Michael Hooper like a cowboy hat just because he could be the leader of the nutbush. And they start to kick it off right here. Oh, and it's on. The Wallabies. And they start doing the step back.

Knee, knee, knee, knee. And foot, and foot, and turn it. Here we go, team. Yes. Oh, see, the All Blacks are already worried. Maybe don't give that to the Wallabies in a World Cup yet. Like, they'll make them too powerful. I take it back, actually.

You know what I would like, though? It would send the nut bush global. And we do love when the nut bush goes global. It's a good time. Most of us listening to this show, by the way, have just learned what the nut bush is. 90% of you out there still won't know. Should we put an educational video on our Brian Clint socials

of how to do the nut bush? 100%. We should do that. That would be good. Something I did learn about myself during the game, because producer Ellie and I were sitting next to each other and we had a few bevvies and we're having a great time, amazing seats. And at one point in the game, the Mexican wave starts.

Oh, yeah. Or they at least tried to get it started. The game's still on. It's tense. It's a bloody Bledisloe Cup game. There's a lot on the line. Yeah. And there's someone over to the right of us.

One, two, three. And they're trying to get this bloody wave going. And I looked at Ellie and I was just ropable. She was. What did I say to you? God, I hate a Mexican wave. Do you hate a Mexican wave? But then she goes, I came here to watch, not work.

Look. it takes a very brave person to attempt to start a Mexican Wave. It takes a very skilled person to successfully start a Mexican Wave. But it also takes a boring game. Like, if the game's good, no one's interested in your Mexican Wave. And that's where I'm at, mate. I think Mexican Wave in the right

time, right situation, maybe before a concert, you know, when we're trying to kill time. I'm happy. Not during the second half of a Bledisloe game when it's actually good. Sit down. Shut up. No, I agree with you.

I don't want to do the bloody stand and wavy thing. I don't care. Also the anxiety that you get as you see the wave coming back around you and you're like, oh, God, I'm going to have to go again. But then sometimes it's like petering out as it gets to you and you're like, do I try and save this dying Mexican wave or do I let it die? Do I let it die on me? Does anyone else in the room, do you guys feel the pressure to then keep it going?

Yeah. Like when it comes around again and you're like, oh, if you're the person that sits down and you're like, I'm not going to get involved, everyone then judges you and they're like, oh, well, you're just the fun police, aren't you? You're not getting involved in the second wave around. Also, how many times around the stadium is too many? Once is enough.

Not again. We've done it. It's very repetitive. I don't know if anyone's with me. We know your politics on the Mexican wave now. I'm very passionate. You're very anti. Is that what you wanted to ask this afternoon? I wanted to ask, are you willing to come out and say you're anti-Mexican wave? Oh, God.

Okay. You just want straight Mexican wave haters? Or I'll take the lovers and I want to know why. Okay, sure. All right. 100 dial ZM. Lovers and the haters of the Mexican wave and why? Have you successfully started one before?

I'd love to hear from those people too. He's talking about the Mexican wave. Everyone knows what it is if you've been to a big crowded event, like in a stadium or a concert. Any circular arena type situation is primed for a Mexican wave at any moment. Someone on the text machine, because we're talking about I'm not a fan, especially when the game or the event that you're at is good. Why are you doing that?

Are you bored? What was the quote? I'm here to watch, not work. I'm here to watch this game, not work. Yeah. And someone on the text machine said, why is it even called a Mexican wave? Great question. And then you and I were like, yeah, why is it?

These are the questions that we don't stop to ask often enough. Yeah, exactly. I've Googled it and it says that a lot of commentators call it the Mexican wave because they saw it for the first time at a soccer world cup in Mexico in 1986. Right. And they just awarded it the Mexican wave then. Yeah, because it was in Mexico. Yeah. Like, I don just awarded it the Mexican Wave then. Yeah, because it was in Mexico. Yeah. Like, I don't even think the

Vuvuzela is South African. I think they just got used at that World Cup. Yeah. It's interesting. God, I hate a Vuvuzela more than I hate a Mexican Wave. Really? Oh, nothing more annoying than the sound of a Vuvuzela. I'm going to keep pretending that I know what that is, okay? The big long plastic horn thing.

Right, yeah, and they're at a lot of football games, soccer games, yeah. We've got Campbell on the phone. I'm going to keep pretending that I know what that is, okay? The big long plastic horn thing. Right. Yeah, and they're in a lot of football games, soccer games. Yeah. We've got Campbell on the phone. Campbell, good afternoon. How's it? Campbell, what do you think, mate? Are you a fan of the old Mexican way?

Definitely not a fan. Yes, mate. Jump on board the hate train. What is it about a Mexican wave that gets you goats? I just, as you said, I don't see the point. I was at Black Caps game at Eden Park and, yeah, are you bored? Are you looking for something to do?

I think it is deeply rooted in boredom. I think that's absolutely true. There are some pro-Mexican wave people on the text machine, though. Yeah, there are quite a lot of good texts coming through. Someone said, I'm a wave lover myself. There is no more anonymous way to get rid of the half-filled pee cup. Oh, that is rotten. And that's another reason I don't like the Mexican wave. You don't know what's going to come down on your head.

Zach's here. Hi, Zach. Hi, Zach. G'day. Lover or a hater of the Mexican Wave? I am a hater of the Mexican Wave. And why is that, Zach? You know, I just spend so much time focusing on the bloody game that's actually happening.

And then some fellow on the other side of the field starts a Mexican Wave. And then everyone all around you is trying to get into it. But you're just focusing on the game, and it's just too much effort. You can't multitask. I'm not here to multitask. Someone's texted in and said, I started a Mexican wave at the now-deceased Jade Stadium. It went around seven times. That is my worst nightmare.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Oh, Dean, I've missed your smell. I've missed your hair. I've missed your tush. I saw a video you put up on the weekend with Terry Crews, the host of America's Got Talent.

And I think you might be looking in better shape than Terry Crews at the moment, Dean. That guy is built like a fridge. I am not mad about seeing him every single week backstage in America's Got Talent. Let me just say that. Both good looking roosters, that's for sure. Hey, Dean, tell us about Jay-Z buying an

NFL team. Yes, he's going to be the major shareholder in an NFL team. We don't know which one yet. They're being very tight-lipped about that. But here's the catch and the reason this is making big headlines. As you may or may not know, he also owns an athlete sports management agency. So he could be owning the team and then buying the players.

I don't know the other word. Buying is the only word I can think of. Buying the players and then getting a cut off the players that he just bought from his own team. So this could really cause drama. I don't know how it's going to play out, but you know what? Jay-Z's a smart man. He'll have it figured out.

Is there a conflict of interest? It's like, show them the money. I was going to say, it's like if he owns Spotify and made the music, but then he does. He owns Tidal. He makes the music, and then he owns Tidal, and he gets paid for the times that his music gets played on Tidal. He loves to have his fingers in all the pockets, doesn't he?

Like he said, he's not a businessman. He's a business man. That's a vintage Jay-Z lyric for those who are keeping score. Also, Katy Perry, this thing that is happening with her at the moment, and I say thing, she's been accused of sexual assault. What's the latest on Katy Perry, this thing that is happening with her at the moment, and I say thing, she's been accused of sexual assault. What's the latest on Katy Perry? There's a new allegation against her, and here's what it is. A very gorgeous Russian female television presenter

has come forward saying that Katy tried to make out with her at a party. Apparently, she kissed a girl, and the girl didn't like it. See what I did there? Yeah, see what you did there. Oh, mate, we see what you did. That's a vintage Katy Perry lyric for those who are keeping score. Yes. So basically, Katy hasn't responded to this yet.

This all, of course, comes in the wake of last week when the star of her Teenage Dream music video came forward and said that she exposed him at a party. So these are two people in a week that have come forward saying Katy has creeped on them. So just stay tuned how this plays out. Haven't really heard anything from Katie's camp yet. Could be a money grab.

Could be. Who knows? Who knows? Stay tuned. Yeah, Bree and I were discussing this before the show. It's a hard one, isn't it? Is there any comment from her? Like, has she denied any of it yet?

Nothing. Surely that's the first thing you do. Surely the first thing you do would come out and go, hey, I didn't, like, we'll deal with this, but I didn't do what these people said I did. Well, that's the hard part about being a celebrity. You can't respond to everything, right? No, exactly right.

And then when stuff like this comes out, it's like, I mean, that's from years ago as well. So who knows? It'll take time. Yeah. Right. Okay. That is Dean McCarthy live out of Hollywood with the latest.

Brought to you by Federation, New Zealand's most iconic streetwear brand. You can check out their spring collection online now. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You ever wonder what we're watching as a nation anymore? You know how there used to be like two TV channels? Well, no, I don't know because that was in the 50s. I was going to say, how old are you? No, I hear people talking about it.

They're like, I miss the days when there was only one channel and it was turned off by 7 o'clock because you knew that everybody watched the same thing the night before. My mum told me this story once in her family. They had a black and white TV when they were kids. Well, rich. And I know they were pretty exy. And then she goes, and then we bought a colour adapter

for the TV. And I was like, what? I've heard about these. Anyway, it was a piece of, it was a blue strip on top and a green strip on the bottom. So that any time there was a nature scene, it'd be colour. There's another one too you can get, which was just like a multicoloured piece of Perspex and it just coloured the whole TV. Kind of made it rainbow.

Apparently it made everybody look like aliens. Yeah. But you're like, look, colour TV. It's a bit like 3D now. Crap. And they probably shelled out heaps of money for it. Yeah. Is anyone out there, this is a sub poll,

has anyone out there still got a 3D TV and you're using it? Has anyone got a 3D TV ever and used it? Did anybody watch a 3D movie on the weekend? And liked it? I reckon we'll get zero text messages. And thought to themselves God, this 3D TV stuff is good. It's the future. As you change the batteries in your glasses

that you had to wear to be able to see the TV. I will avoid a movie at the cinemas if it's in 3D. And three of you, because that's all the glasses you've got left, enjoyed the movie and the other person there was like, it's just blurry. I don't get it. I don't get it. I'm glad 3D's over. No, this is different. So this is information that's been released by TVNZ.

They have said what the most streamed shows on the TVNZ app are. Yeah, on demand. On demand. The five top shows that Kiwis are watching. I find this really interesting. Okay, the fifth most streamed show in New Zealand. Coronation Streets. There you go.

Still big. Still huge. It's Street. There you go. Still big. Still huge. It's got such a big following. You know they had to cut like three months of Coronation Street out so that they could catch up. There's just a period of Coronation Street that never got aired in New Zealand. And if you're a religious watcher, you've just got to figure it out for yourself. Well, it's not that hard.

Someone's probably slept with their cousin's Mother's friend And there would have been A murderer in there for a bit And there would have been A fire at the school Yeah and they wouldn't Have been done All of us

Someone's done a bomb threat At the hospital Number four The most streamed show On TVNZ On Demand In the last 12 months Yes Bree's favourite show

Have we checked these numbers? No, it's the fourth most streamed show. I thought it would be higher, actually. Who's watching that? I see they've just uploaded every episode as well, so you can go and watch it from the start, Brie. It's a reminisce. I don't...

I just don't understand. Why they cancelled it. I know, you're still hurting. Third most streamed show on TVNZ On Demand for the last 12 months. Oh, bloody Neighbours, hey? This is Home and Away. Oh.

Neighbours literally says Neighbours. It's the first word. The words to the Neighbours song are Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours. I haven't watched it. You know there's talk of cancelling Home and Away? Is there? Haven't you read those stories?

No. Is there trouble in the bay? Yeah, there's talk that the show's not making enough money. Stone the Flaming Crows. Don't worry, the River Boys are onto it. Okay, they'll get some other income coming in. There you go, a bit of a Home and Away reference. And don't pretend like you've got Home and Away references

now that you've confused it with Neighbours. Yeah, Al and Irene and the gang. How good was Delta Goodrum on Home and Away? She was on Neighbours. There you go. Yes, got that one. Second most streamed show in New Zealand. Shortland Street.

No. Yep. Good from the Kiwi people. We're not updating our catalogue much though Like Big Bang Theory finished Friends 25 years old this year And it's just as bloody good as when it started mate

Yeah And the most streamed show in the last 12 months Thank you very much for ruining it Bree I've been doing that a lot lately haven't I Short and straight Kiwis love a punami What was the strangler's name? The Ferndale Strangler I've been doing that a lot lately, haven't I? Short and straight. Kiwis love a punami. What was the strangler's name?

The Ferndale Strangler. Oh, the Ferndale Strangler. How do you know who the Ferndale Strangler is? We're not in Guatemala anymore, Dr. Robota. How do you know who Dr. Guatemala is? I may have watched a few episodes. Good research. That's why it's the number one viewed show. It is.

On TV and set on demand. Brie and Clint, the episodes. Good research. Yeah. That's why it's the number one viewed show. It is. It's classic. On TV and on demand. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Got the big stars. I asked you just before, you know, what would you think about going home? You've wore a pair of underwear all day. You've lived a full day of life in those underwear. You've lived life to the max.

You've lived life to the max. Who knows what's happened during that day? Been there, done that, wore the undies. You've had a shower and you think, oh, I might put those underwear back on. I never have that thought. No. Is anyone else thinking that?

No. Sometimes I might sniff a shirt and go, oh, that could get another wear out of that. Yeah. But not underwear. Yeah, because I was like, what if you gave the undies a that but not underwear not sniffing my underwear I was going to say what if you gave the undies a sniff not sniffing them

post shower you're like you know like when you go to a hotel and they leave that sign out in the hotel and they're like do it for the environment reuse your towel and you're like you know what environment I'll give these undies another spin I've never had that thought have you ever smelled a pair of underwear just to check

yeah your own I've never had that thought. I've never had that thought. Have you ever smelled a pair of underwear just to check? Yeah. Yeah, same. Your own? Yeah, your own. Your own. Yeah. Well, to know if, like if they're near the washing basket.

Well, sometimes, you know. Like if they didn't get in. I'm like, is that clean washing or dirty washing? There's a stray pair. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes you get a stray. Yeah, it's only gross when you talk about it. Yeah, exactly. We should have kept that a secret.

So there's a study that's been done over in the States and it's revealed that a whopping 45% of people re-wear a pair of underwear that they've worn the previous day. A twofer? Yep, so they go two days

in one pair of underwear. So every second... 45%? That's basically one and two. That's every second person. They 45%. 45%? That's basically one in two. That's every second person. They could be walking amongst us. Okay, wait. Yeah. Who would be the two people,

because we've got a team here at the Brian Clint Show. I think we know who the two would be. It'd be Ben and Ellie. It'll be producer Ben and producer Ellie. Excuse me? Oh, come on. Wait, wait. We'll come back to you.

So these are our producers, Ben and Ellie. Ben, I think it's a given that you... He's not even trying to deny it. I've done it. If you went on a five-day hike, how many pairs of undies are you taking? Probably one. Oh. Inside out, guys.

You're walking and there's sweat happening in that area. That's a sweaty zone. And then, Ellie, I feel like if we're going most likely to least likely... Okay, yeah. You're second. What? And then it would be me and then it would going most likely to least likely. Okay, yeah. You're second. What? And then it would be me and then it would be Clint. Come on, it's the facts.

Yeah, I think that's true as well. I change my undies twice a day, thank you very much. Do you? What are you doing in them? Anyway, the more disturbing facts are that it revealed a further 13% said they had worn the same pair for a week or more. And again, 13% is one in 10. Like, that's a high strike rate. If you're in the States and you're in a workplace of 20 people,

averages would suggest that two people in that building have been wearing the same gruts since they were wearing last week. It also revealed that men are two and a half times more likely to wear the same pair of underwear consecutive days. That's how we put Ben at the top of the list. Yeah, feels right. And me second. We've come up with a question for you based off these stats. It's a would you rather. And the question is,

would you rather not change question is would you rather not change your underwear for five days in a row or not have a shower for five days in a row? Before you join our would you rather and everybody's welcome to on the phones and on the text there's a rule

no commando. Going commando is not an option. If you shower, because obviously you'll be showering You have to re-put on those dirty underwear The same dirty undies Yes So they only come off for a shower Yep

And if you are not showering You get fresh knickers Yes You do get fresh knickers Actually you get fresh all clothes You can re-put on the underwear Which does help Yep

But you can't wash your body But you cannot wash your body with water Yeah You can brush your teeth Yep But you can't wash your body. But you cannot wash your body with water. Yeah, you can brush your teeth. Yep. But you can't wash any of your epidermis. 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to participate in the Would You Rather this afternoon or you can text us on 9696. No fresh undies for five days or no shower for five days.

Call now, 0800 DIAL ZM. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We've asked the question this afternoon on 0800 Dials at M. Would you rather not change your underwear for five days in a row or not have a shower for five days in a row? What's your choice? What would you opt for? I would...

It's a hard one. I think I'd rather change my underwear. You'd have fresh undies's a hard one. I think I'd rather change my underwear. You'd have fresh undies on a dirty bod? Yep. Right, okay. I think so, especially in winter. I'm not super I mean, fragrant in the wintertime.

As a more fragrant person You'd rather shower. I'd rather shower. But then you have to put your dirty like your farting in those undies. Yeah, but I would up the shower ratio. I'd increase the shower ratio so I'd rather shower. But then you have to put your dirty, like your farting in those. Yeah, but I would up the shower ratio. I'd increase the shower ratio so I'd go to two showers a day just to try and...

That is a thrush infection waiting to happen. Again, for a man, not so much of an issue. But we've asked you if you would like to contribute to our Would You Rather this afternoon. On the phone is Andrea. Now, Andrea, you weren't too impressed with the options offered, were you?

No, definitely not. I said that I just felt spewed when you said what they were. Andrea! I didn't want to save car park. And then I thought, I'm just going to be a sport and answer, but I would choose the shower just purely because, you know, at least you can get a little fire in the shower. At least you can take them off for five minutes. But Andrea, imagine putting those underwear back on for the fifth day.

I would hate that with every fibre of my body, but I'd have to have the shower. I'd have to have the shower. Fair enough. I'm not washing your pants. Does that study worry you, Andrea, that 45% of people wear underwear back-to-back for consecutive days in a row?

Yeah, it's horrendous. Horrendous. It's just so no-go-go. They're living amongst us, Andrea. They're here. Let's go to Sean. Hey, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hiya. What do you reckon, mate? No shower for five days or no change of underwear for five days?

Don't change your underwear five days. And why? If you wrung my hair out after five days of sweating with no showers, you would be able to fry chips in that oil. Thank you so much. What do you do for a job? I could not go five days. I'm in lighting, so I'm not an overly active job.

Yeah, right. Imagine if you wrung your underwear out after five days. What do you get, Sean? You're in a job, too, where you have to raise your arms above your head. So for your client's sake, I reckon you should opt for the shower option as well because the minute you put those fragrant zones up in the air, people are going to get a strong whiff of what you've been up to. Let's be real though.

Yeah, go Sean. And like you said, Clint, just up the shower ratio. Up the shower ratio. Go two showers, even three showers a day. And you're at work. Yeah, find one. Yeah, there's a shower at work. People will probably think you're having an affair in the bathrooms.

Let's be real. No matter the option you pick, there's a definite fragrant danger zone that's coming out at the end of those five days. Yeah, but I feel that if you at least run the undies for five days, you're centralising the fragrant zone to one area. The worst area!

Yeah, good point. Bree and Clint, only bit. The worst area. Yeah, good point. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Me personally, I found Facebook, the way I use Facebook changes as I get older. Like now. It's the algorithm. It's the algorithm. Well, now it's basically exclusively for me to share pictures of my baby. That's what I use Facebook for.

That's what happens as soon as you have a baby, you sign a contract that says you're no longer allowed to post any other pictures on social media other than the baby. And generally your Facebook profile picture turns into a baby as well. It's like Benjamin Button. You start getting older and you become a baby. And you start writing negative comments on all social media posts. Haven't got there yet, but I'm excited. Mainly on the Herald.

I'm excited to get there. Yeah, well, you're entitled to it now. Soon, soon. Yeah, soon. I think that's what you get for your 40th is that badge the negative

slightly racist commenter badge yeah so not long to go exciting times for you the other thing I've started doing on Facebook

is following a lot of like heritage pages I don't know if you find this interesting but I do like I follow one for the suburb that I live in

and it's photos of what the neighbourhood used to look like god I love a side by side Ellie's on board with this like for the suburb that I live in, and it's photos of what the neighbourhood used to look like. God, I love a side-by-side. Ellie's on board with this. Like, you see a street that you live on now, and then you can look at what that street looked like in the 1970s.

Yes, I follow a page called Old Auckland. Old Auckland is a great page. It is. I agree. I used to do this back home because I used to want to go see where I should go, what's naming? Metal detecting for money. Oh, yeah.

Because, no, seriously, back in the day, they used to have old fairs and stuff and around the big trees. Yeah. That's where all the money is. Okay, I thought you were going to roast me for my Facebook habits. No, seriously. I'm glad you're on board. Yeah. One of these pages that I follow, and you know what?

Let's give the tips out there. If we've cottoned on to a hot button topic, share the love. K Road Heritage is quite a good vintage old page. I'd love to see what K Road looked like back in the day.

If you have some tips for some South Island ones, I'd love to see a Christchurch and a Dunedin Facebook page as well. But the K Road one, which is very near where Bree lives,

posted an image the other day. It's a photo of a newspaper article from 1972. And it's room for rent. I wonder if it's near the dairy that I always attend or the kebab shop.

Possibly. I mean, it's not that big an area and all the prices are relative. I thought, because it's got a price for how much a room was. On K Road? No, just behind. So just in Grey Lynn. Just on your side of Ponsonby Road, for those who know the Auckland area. But it's your area. So I thought we could do a side by side.

This is for one room in a three bedroom flat, which is what you're in as well, right? This room comes with a, there's a TV in the flat, an electric stove. Very modern, very modern. Free power. Well, I guess power's included in this. And so that's

kind of essentially what you've got. Similar. For a room in your three bedroom place with a TV and power, how much are you paying a week? Oh no. What was that, Brady? How much are you paying?

$350. Do you know how much it was? We also have a butler, though, so it's pretty good. Do you know how much it was in 1972? How much? $10. Holy hell! Wow.

$10. I've done a little bit of other research as to what things cost in 1972 in New Zealand as well. This is where we were born in the wrong generation, guys. This is why we'll never own houses. Well, you guys won't. Fuel, 10 cents a litre in New Zealand in 1972. Holy moly. Half a dozen eggs was 52 cents a litre.

And you could buy a whole house for $30,000. No wonder everyone was always high all the time. They had a tonne of money to spend. It's got to go somewhere. Was it last week, mate, where we set up old producer Ben on the classic radio stitch-up where we found him a date for the Bledisloe game? You say radio stitch-up, I say helping out a friend,

newly single, looking to get back in the dating market. Looking for love. Yeah, looking for love. A very eligible bachelor too, our producer, Ben. Oh, he's got a lot on offer. I mean, that moustache, you know, who wouldn't want that? Thank you. Be like, I'm sleeping with a pot scrubber.

Exactly. It's a good time. We had a double pass and we put the call out to girls, eligible girls, to date Producer Ben and go to the Bledisloe game. Yeah, go see the All Blacks. And look, I observed actually this date that Producer Ben and Simone went on on Saturday night.

Yeah. What do you mean you observed it? That sounds creepy. Well, you know, we all met up beforehand. Oh, okay. Yeah. You weren't watching from a bush. No, I didn't stay for the later parts of the night, whatever happened.

I'm not sure what happened. But in the early parts of the night, I want to run past a few things by you, Clint, and I want you to tell me whether you think Producer Ben did the right thing. Right. You mean like date etiquette-wise? Date etiquette-wise. Sure. Okay.

And Producer Ben doesn't know about this. Okay, cool. But, you know, it's not that bad. But the things he's done and that you've observed him do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. And producer Ben doesn't know about this. Okay, cool. But, you know, it's not that bad. But the things he's done and that you've observed him do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. This is good, man. I need you to relax. Yeah. Because think of this as constructive feedback. You guys are good mates. It's constructive. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, no, this will help you.

Yeah, okay. It is on national radio but that's okay. So they arrive at my place for some pre-drinks and producer Ben and Simone come in and Ben's bought some drinks with him, which is great. Very courteous. He gets a drink for himself and not his date.

That's a big no-no. He also didn't ask her if she wanted a drink. It's not my house. It's your house. It was your drinks. She doesn't drink beer. Did you bring anything for her to drink? Nah.

She's in a stranger's situation where you know everyone and she doesn't. She brought her own drinks For her to drink Nah She's in a Strangest situation Where you know everyone And she doesn't She brought her own drinks They just didn't bring them in Where did they leave them In the car Right okay

Anyway okay yep You could have offered anyway I think you should have offered To get her a drink Even if you just offer At Bree's house Yes at Bree's house Okay cool

Well I'm not going to offer Your day to drink Oh hello Welcome to my home. What's your name again? Exactly. Anyway, so that's the first thing I observed. We get to the game and obviously, you know when you get to the game

and they check your bag as you go into the stadium? Yes. But at Eden Park, they've actually got a quick lane. An express lane. An express lane where if you don't have a bag, you can walk straight through. Oh, did you charge on a hit without her? Looking at the group, I didn't have a bag. Producer Ellie

didn't have a bag. Producer Ben didn't have a bag. No one had bags. Simone, Ben's date, was the only person with a bag. And the line, you know, there was a few people in the bag line. There was no one there. There was no one there. Anyway, a conversation was had where

she goes, oh, I need to go into this line. And Ben goes, cool, see you in there. Again, wait with her. There was no one in that line. I even gave him the opportunity. You got your ticket, you know where your seat is, see you there.

I gave him the opportunity because I said to him, I was like, aren't you going to go with her in that line? He goes, no, I don't have a bag. That's true. Doesn't mean you can't go in the line with your dope. Yeah, okay. That's two strikes against you. Final thing.

Final thing. Oh, God, there's another thing. And this is probably the worst one. I know you're going to knock it out of the park here. I know you're going to do the right thing. Yeah, thanks, there's another thing. And this is probably the worst one. I know you're going to knock it out of the park here. I know you're going to do the right thing. Yeah, thanks, mate. We got there early because we wanted to watch the Black Ferns play, which everyone should be getting there early to watch those girls play.

Great athletes. And, you know, some of the girls are quite fit, aren't they? Yeah. They're quite fit. They're world champions. Yes. At one point, one of the girls runs past and Ben goes, his date's sitting next to him.

Who's that? What's her Instagram? I'd like to follow that on the old gram. Ben. And then he also goes, and where's Ruby Tooey? God, she's hot. I take it back. He's less than this eligible of a bachelor.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Old treasure. Pretty simple game. Producer Ben, who loves finding the audio for this game, finds audio from the show Porn Stars where people bring in old things and then they talk about it

and you just have to tell us whether you think it's trash, worth nothing, or treasure, worth something. Mm-hmm. The line we've drawn is $5,000. Below five grand, it's trash. Yep. Over five grand, that's treasure.

Okay. Pretty simple. We're going to play with you, Angela. Good afternoon. Hi. Ange. Hi. Yep. Over five grand, that's treasure. Okay. Pretty simple. We're going to play with you, Angela. Good afternoon. Hi. Ange. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Did you hear the rules of the game, Ange? Are you there, Angela? Yes, I am. I think we've lost Angela. Have you got Angela? Ange?

Yes, I'm here. No, have anyone got Angela? Oh, wait, I think I heard her, Ange. Hello. Oh, there you are. We can't hear you. Trash or treasure. Sorry. Do you know how the Have we got Angela? Oh, wait, I think I heard her. Ange? Hello? Oh, there you are. We can't hear you. Trash or treasure. Sorry.

Do you know how the game works, Angela? Yes. Oh, I've lost her again. Ange, you there? Yes, I am. No, we had her. And now we've lost her again. Is this joke funny to anyone else?

We're sorry, Ange. It's a Monday. Sorry, mate. Let's win you some fuel, hey? Let's win you some fuel. Okay? Let's win you some fuel. Okay, three items. You just need to get two correct. Here's your first one. Well, I've got this early World War II

Flying Corps helmet, and inside is Mark II, Lieutenant R. Reagan. Okay. Ronald Reagan, he was a big actor before he was president. Normally in situations like this I would just tell you to kick rocks, but this is Ronald Reagan. Alright. Ronald Reagan, the president, used president used to be an actor yeah he's the original celebrity president like donald trump yeah yeah i didn't know that and he was also in the war so angela

is ronald reagan's world war ii flying hat trash or treasure treasure treasure let's find out i'll give you two2,000 for it. Under $5,000 means it's trash. That's okay. That's all right. Two more options. Here's item number two. It's the bat phone.

That's exactly right. That's Bruce Wayne's signature on the side. Batman, Adam West, and Robin. The phone I have was the one that was actually on Bruce Wayne's desk. The kids all play with it. Everybody thinks it's an interesting piece. The Batphone? The original Batphone. It's got no numbers on it because Batman was never dialing out.

He was only receiving calls from the mayor to say, Batman, we need you. In Gotham. There's trouble. Is the Batphone, the original Batphone, signed by the original Batman, Adam West, trash or treasure? Treasure.

Okay. Treasure. We're going with treasure. I would place the value of this, Rick, right at about $200. Oh! Ooh. $200. If she can get all three wrong, we should give her the fuel.

Okay, I'll do you that deal, Angela. If you can manage to get all three wrong, you can have the mobile fuel, okay? Okay, great. All right, here comes number three. Here comes your last one. Hold on. Is that a 1959 number one Barbie? That's number one.

That's the original box and it's signed by Ruth Handler, the creator of Barbie. The original Barbie. Signed by the creator of Barbie. Is that? Remember, you need to get this wrong to win. I know, that's one. Oh, no. I'm going to say it's treasure.

You're going to say it's treasure? Yeah. Meaning over $5,000. And you think that will be wrong? And we want you to get it wrong. Are you sure? I'm hoping it is. Okay, let's find out.

Do you want to lock it in? You know, $7,508,000 to the store. That is absolutely correct, which means you lose. Damn it. Sorry, Angela. That's okay. I'm sorry, Ang. It's good news for Katie, though, because for doing absolutely nothing,

you win some mobile fuel this afternoon That's how trash on treasure works Katie you there? Yes I think we've lost Katie I'm worried about telling this story now Because I've talked it up massive Look the producers are sitting there

On the edge of their seat They're like Bree said this was a ripping story I haven't heard the story None of you guys have heard the story have you? No one has heard the story And no said this was a ripping story. I haven't heard the story. None of you guys have heard the story, have you? No one has heard the story. And no one listening has heard the story. No one listening has heard the story. And there's a bit of build-ups.

There's a bit of build-ups. I'll tell the story. Just tell the story. Rip into the story. I heard this story off a friend the other night and I literally could not comprehend what has happened to this girl. Okay. So one of my mates, she's living over in London.

She's been living there not very long. So she's still getting used to things over there. You know, obviously the money's different, a lot of different things. She's hopped on Tinder and she's organized a Tinder date. He picked the place and he picked a place called The Shard. The Shard? The Shard I think it's called in London. And I think anyone who knows

London would know that's a super fancy place. I think that's that big architectural building. I think that's where The Shard is. It would be kind of like the Sugar Club here in Auckland. Like it's very fancy. The Sugar Club's in the Sky Tower, right? In the Sky Tower.

That's what I'm talking about, yeah. Fine dining. Anyway, so he's picked the place. Bougie Tinder date. I know. And she's arrived early at the date. And so she sits down at the table and she decides, I'm going to order some wine to kick off the meal.

Take the edge off. He's not arrived yet. Yeah. So she orders a bottle of wine. She looks at the wine menu and she goes, oh, I might order this 50-pound bottle of wine. It's like a $100 bottle of wine. So he comes over and she's drinking this wine and she goes,

oh, this is great. You know, this is a really nice place. He turns up and she's sitting there and she's like, I've ordered this wine. Feel free to have some if you want to drink wine with me. He said, great. Tried it. He said, that's delicious.

As the meal went on, they're having good conversation and they order another bottle of this wine. So a second bottle of wine comes out. Another 50 pounds. Another 50 pounds. Put it on the bill. They drink that wine. They decide, let's get another bottle. Whoa. Between two of them?

It was a long day. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And third bottle comes out, another 50 pounds to the bill. Great. Delicious wine. The food's flowing. It's awesome. Great day. I'd hope the food was flowing after the third bottle of wine. Let's just say they were there for a long time, so hopefully no one was driving. Okay, yeah, yeah. At the end of the meal, the waiter comes out and he brings the bill. She looks at the bill. She looks again. Next to the wine, it doesn't say 50 pounds.

It says 5,000 pounds. 5,000 pounds. 5,000 pounds? So just to do the math, it's around per bottle. So it's around $10,000 per bottle of wine. She spent 30 grand on wine. She had a $30,000 bill on wine that they were just knocking back on an old Tinder date. On a Tinder date?

It gets worse. She calls over the manager and she says I can't afford this. What's going on? As if you wouldn't warn someone or make sure a customer is, you know, that they want a bottle of wine that's worth £5,000. What? How does she bottle of wine that's worth 5,000 pounds.

How does she know there's a difference between 50 and 5,000? Well, she made a mistake. Yeah, okay. And they didn't confirm with her so she just kept ordering them. Anyway, they've said we have millionaires and billionaires coming to this restaurant. We can't be asking people, are you sure you want to order that? It's really expensive.

It offends people and that's why the waiter said they don't ask. They said, look, obviously it's been an accident. We can help you out. Can you pay retail for the bottles of wine? Mm-hmm. Can you pay retail for the bottles of wine? We'll knock it from 30 grand, retail $18,000. Retail instead of 15,000 pounds, it was nine grand. Retail.

What do you do? What do you do? I know what she's done. She had to set up a payment plan. What do you do? What do you do? I know what she's done. She had to set up a payment plan. What do you do as the date? He said he can't help you. Do you step up in that point and go, well, I drank half these bottles with you and I'm your date. 50-50.

I would. You'd have to. You'd have to. He said no. He said no? He said, nah. He said, no. He goes, you ordered the first bottle when I wasn't here. It's your mistake, not mine.

Okay, write that bottle off. But the other two bottles that you helped drink, get in there. Get in there. Can you offer, you know like on movies where you go and you clean dishes for a bit? Yep. Could you go and clean dishes for the next 13 years? She's going to have to. What would you rather?

A secondhand Mitsubishi Lancer for 18 grand or three bottles of wine? Three bottles of wine at the Shard. God, I'd shard my pants at that bill. She definitely sharded. Jesus. So she's paying. She has to. She has an 18. She's now set up a payment plan with this restaurant where she has to pay these bottles of wine off.

Apparently they've figured out, they've done the numbers. It's going to take her 10 years. Poor girl. That poor girl. You'd leave the country, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you do a runner? Skip out. I'd be like, all right, OE was great.

I'm off back to New Zealand. Poor thing. My butthole just puckered up real tight when I heard that. I was like, how? How are you going to do that? Yeah. I want to know from people. Obviously, that story is...

Extreme. Extreme. But when have you been lumped with a massive unexpected bill? Yeah, okay. Yeah. Maybe you missed a decimal point. Maybe make this girl feel better, yeah. Maybe you missed a zero off the bill.

0800 dials it in or you can text us to 9696. What have you got? Bree and Clint, the podcast ZM. Heartbreaking story this afternoon about a girl that a friend of mine knows. She was living in London. She went to a Tinder date

at the Shard. He picked the restaurant in London. She turns up early. She picks out a bottle In London. In London. She turns up early. She picks out a bottle of wine from the menu. She thinks it's 50 pounds a bottle, which is about a $100 bottle of wine. She starts drinking it. He arrives.

They start drinking it. They like it. They order another bottle and one more bottle after that. Turns out it was 5,000 pounds a bottle. Did she think it was like 50 decimal point zero zero? Maybe. Anyway. It's 15,000 pounds worth of wine. Do the math.

It's a $30,000 bill on just three bottles of wine. I had an experience very similar once. I went on an anniversary dinner with Lucy, my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time and later became my wife. That's how it worked. And we went out and I was ordering wine off the menu. And I thought the price,

I thought that I was looking at the price, but it was actually the year that the wine was made. So I thought it was a $15 glass of wine. How much was it? $55 per glass of wine. Yeah, $30,000 and $50. It's a little bit worse. Like you said, very similar story happened to you. Okay.

We've asked you though, when did you get lumped with a big unexpected bill? Welcome to the show, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. Tell us what happened. Well, I was on holiday and there was three of us that went to a day spa and this was in Australia. And we got a few things done each and it came time to pay the bill

and it was $800. What'd you get done? Two of us got a massage. Botoxing Did you get a Brazilian butt lift? What were you getting done Alicia? We had a hot stone massage There were two of us that had that

And then one had her A facial and nails painted And I don't know what else They're charging that much for some hot stones on your back You can come around to my place They'll heat up some stones from the garden And throw them on you. No, fair enough.

Rocks are pretty bloody hard to come by these days. Yeah, you can't find them. $800 sounds about right. Whoa. John's on the phone. Hey, John. Hi, John. Hey, how's it going, guys?

Good, thanks. What happened to you? Back a while ago, one of my first jobs, I was a bartender and accidentally mischarged some people the wrong amount of money. So what happened? How much was it and how much did you charge them? So the initial bill was $245 for their meal and drinks

and when they came up to pay for it I accidentally charged them $2.45. Oh yes, nice work Johnny, nice work. That's happened to me before and I'm instantly hit with the moral dilemma of do I just... Do you say something?

Do I say... Yeah. And you should say something, but... Yeah, but... How much is a $2.45 meal? John, did you get lumped with the bill? No, I didn't get lumped with the bill. Luckily for me that they were locals,

so they came back a few days later, I think, and squared it up. Oh, how nice is that? Remember that happened to me last year? They charged me $10 for $1,000 worth of tyres for my car. And you went back. And I went back and I said, look, I've got to come clean with you. You've undercharged me here. And I thought they'd go, you're a legend.

You're a legend. We'll give you a discount. And he goes, oh, yeah, we would have found you eventually. Excuse me? No, you wouldn't. I've come all the way back here, mate. I just want to read out one text. When did you get lumped with a massive unexpected bill? actually. Excuse me? No, you wouldn't. I've come all the way back here, mate. I just want to read out one text.

When did you get lumped with a massive unexpected bill? This person said, I thought I bought a dress. I thought I was buying a dress for $195.50. Turns out it was $19,095. You just, what? You just, did you just buy it? You're like, oh, well, I've come this far. I'll just have to take it now. Take us home, Soph.

When did you get lumped with an expensive bill? So I decided that I would try and impress, sorry, I smashed the toilet toilet with a bloke. You smashed a toilet trying to impress a bloke. What the hell were you doing, Soph? So I was trying to be cute and I was putting all these vases of flowers around the house, put one above the

dunny, fell off, smashed a gaping hole right through it. Wouldn't have said that word. Smashed a gaping hole through the dunny. Well, you said it again. How much was the toilet, Belle? Couple of grand. Girl, that's money down the toilet.

Oh, literally. Literally. You may as well have flushed it. A couple of grand Girl that's money down the toilet Oh literally Literally You may as well flushed it Did the man appreciate the flowers Like tell me it's got a happy ending Nah here's Christian I don't know him Dream result Good work

Oh my god Call it the week And it's only Monday ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

If you missed it last Friday, they said it couldn't be done. Back-to-back queen happened on our show again. That's what you get. You don't know what's going to happen. And by that, I mean we could be fired. And by that, I mean we could play back-to-back queen. You never know. You just never know when it could strike again.

What could happen. Maybe it's today. Maybe it's not. Hi, James. G'day, James. Hello, mate. What's your birthday? What?

What's your birthday, James? It's the 2nd of October, 94. All right, James, you were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of October, and this is your birthday banger. Take me back. Ree-ree. It's a banger. Yeah, you get only girl in the world.

Does that feel good, James? Yeah, good. Absolutely peaked back then, so it's great. Yeah, good. I can imagine James just on the podium. Yeah, it's a real James track, in my opinion. At a bloody nightclub, just getting into it. Let's go to Isabella.

Hi, Isabella. Hi. Hi. Isabella, I heard you're doing your mum's birthday today. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And what's your mum's birthday, Isabella? December the 14th, 1981. Perfect. All right. Your mum was 16 in 1997 on the

14th of December, and this is her birthday banger. I don't care who you are, who you are, where you're from, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me. The Backstreet Boys. Isabella, do you know who the Backstreet Boys are? No. Yeah, didn't think so. Do you like that song? Do you like the sound of it? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it's a good one. We love the Backstreet Boys here. What year was that, number one? 1997. 1997. Okay, and finally, Rochelle. Hey, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle.

Hey, guys. How are you doing? Good. How are you, mate? Pretty good for Monday. That's good.elle. Hi, Rochelle. Hey, guys. How are you doing? Good. How are you, mate? Pretty good for Monday. That's good. You're at the end, mate. What's your birthday?

15th of July, 1975. Okay, you were 16 in 1991 on the 15th of July, and back in the early 90s, this topped the charts. You get Col Color Me Bad Oh my god And I Wanna Sex You Up I met these guys a few years ago I hope Isabella's not still listening

Yeah, she should go to bed every time You met Color Me Bad Yeah How did that go for you? And when I first met them I was like, never heard of them And then someone played me that song and I was like, oh, banger. I thought you were going to say, still never heard of them. Do you like that, Rochelle?

Do you think that's a winning birthday banger? It's a borderline. Do you think it's a winning birthday banger up against the Backstreet Boys and Rihanna? Oh, it's Riri that's got me. Riri's got you. Really? Okay. I do love that Riri song.

Deep deliberation time. It's a pretty clear cut for me. RiRi is a good song, but I'm going Backstreet Boys. Backstreet's back, all right. Are we doing it? Yeah. Okay, let's get Isabella back. Isabella, are you still there?

Yeah. Guess what? What? You've won! Here's your mum's birthday banger. That's cute. Free and clean. Send him.

That's cute. All the loneliness has always been a friend of mine I'm leaving my life in your hands People say I'm crazy and that I am blind Risking it all in a glance And how you got me blind is still a mystery I can't get you out of my head Don't care what's written in your history As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me. Who you are, where you're from, don't care what you did, as long as you love me. Every little thing that you have said and done, Feels like it's deep within me Doesn't really matter if you're on the run It seems like we're meant to be I don't care who you are Where you're from

What you did As long as you love me Who you are, where you're from, don't care what you did, as long as you love me As long as you love me I've tried to hide it so that no one knows But I guess it shows When you look into my eyes What you did and where you're coming from

I can't As long as you love me, baby I don't care who you are, who you were, your friend, your love, you did As long as you love me, you love me Who you are, where you're from As long as you love me, you love me Who you are, where you're from What you did, as long as you love me Who you are, where you're from ZM, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger for Isabella's Mum.

It's the Backstreet Boys. Look, it wasn't Double Queen, but it was bloody good. Pretty bloody good, right? Pretty bloody good. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to take you to the bottom of the world for the next story. Invercargill.

Well, very close. I mean, you could go to Bluff, but one of the furthest places you can go to dine in a restaurant on the globe is Invercargill. You know what I say, I do love to eat in the Bluff. Yep, good oysters. Common saying. Great oysters in Bluff. No, we're travelling a little bit further north to Invercargill for this story.

Where a restaurant has gotten a spot of bother for serving customers cat food. Cat food? Now, in their defence, they said it was a traditional dish and the only way they could get the ingredients required for the dish was from cat food. However, they weren't telling the customers that the dish they bought for themselves,

not for their cats, was cat food. Are we talking canned cat food? Yeah, we're talking... cats, was cat food. Are we talking canned cat food? Yeah, we're talking... Like the wet cat food. We're talking wet cat food. More specifically, we're talking chicken feet seconds. So, chicken feet. I don't know what chicken feet firsts are used for.

That'd be the good quality chicken feet. And what makes it a second for a chicken foot? I think it means it's got defects or... Is it an ingrown toenail? So, the difference is it's not fit for human consumption. So you feed it to animals. You put it in the cats. Well...

And this restaurant has taken it, cooked it up and served it to people. Let's be real. We've all eaten a bit of dried cat food in our day. No, we haven't all eaten some dried cat food. No, we've all just had a bit of a nibble on the old dried cat food. When are you eating dried cat food? I, we've all just had a bit of a nibble on the old dried cat food. When are you eating dried cat food? I, as a kid, I would have the job. Now I'm regretting what I'm saying.

I would have the job to feed the animals. The dogs would have a certain type of dried food and the cats would have a certain type of dried food. Are you eating the dogs' dry food? Well, the situation was I would give the dog his food, I'd give the cats their food, and the dog always wanted the cat's food. And I thought, I've got to get in on this.

What's so good about this cat's food? Really? Yeah, so I used to try it. So you, the dog, and the cat are all eating the same dried food? Save my parents. What is that? You're like, one for you, one for you, and one for me. Save my parents a ton of money.

How was it? It was all right. It wasn't that bad. It was pretty salty. Of course it's cat food. I give it four cats out of five. Right, okay. Any specific brand you'd like to endorse?

Whiskers. Was my preferred brand. Can I suggest then, if that's your jam, there's a great restaurant in Vekago that you should check out. Zed-Em, Spree and Clint, the podcast. I mean, one of my favourite movies is Wedding Crashers with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. What a classic.

Hey, Mum! Can we get some meatloaf? You know what? I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf. You want some? Yes! I knew you'd go,

Hey, Mum! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! The meatloaf We want it now The meatloaf The meatloaf Mum Mum That's when they meet

He's like the greatest Wedding crasher of all time Right? Will Ferrell And they find out That he's crashing funerals Exactly Anyway

If you haven't seen the movie The premise is These two guys Go to weddings That obviously They're not Obviously they're not invited to and they just have an absolutely amazing time. They don't even know anyone at the wedding. And there's been a real life situation, but they've taken it to the next level. So over in America, they're on the hunt for a serial wedding crasher. And it's because she's been stealing the wedding gifts at all of the weddings

she's been attending stealing the gifts yes that's a good move so i mean if you don't care about the people attending that's a very good exactly so she rocks up at these weddings um obviously unannounced not invited blends in and then she takes all the presents and gifts especially because these days it's mostly just a wishing well full of cards with cash it's easy to make

a getaway with just cash plus you don't have to bother putting the items on trade me afterwards you got straight foldies baby yeah exactly down the casino

boom wash that shit into your bank account bada bing bada boom buy yourself a house in Mexico I'll never forget

last year when my sister got married and I sat there the day after and watched her and her new husband, Simon, open all these letters because they had a wishing well. Yeah. And they'd go, $250. They're a bit stingy. $100.

$250. $1,000. I was like, $1,000? Who gave $1,000? Who was that? Yeah. It was like, $1,000? Who gave $1,000? Who was that? Yeah. It was one of the aunts. Right.

Yeah, and I thought to myself, I've never thought about marriage, but now I kind of want to get married. As a money-making business. Yeah. Don't bother with the marriage because you've got to pay for the wedding. Yeah. Just do wedding crashing like this person here, right? Yeah.

Just show up to weddings and tax their presents. This is fine. How do they know it's a woman that's a great that's a great point is that beyond your knowledge on this story it's

would you like me to ask some more probing questions yeah ask me some more what part of America is it happening in Texas okay you've got that one Texas

how many weddings has she crashed they don't know yeah what does she look like they also don't know that right okay sweet that's all I got okay can we play that What does she look like? They also don't know that. Right, okay.

Sweet. That's all I got. Okay. Can we play that meatloaf clip again? Hey, Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? You know what? I will have some meatloaf.

Let's have some meatloaf. You want some? Yes! I knew you'd go, Hey, Mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!

And that's how you do radio Every week it seems like there's a new kind of beauty treatment That's going to revolutionise your skin Take years off your face And I don't know The fountain of youth That's it I got sent apple cider vinegar shampoo

Yeah, have you used it yet? No, I haven't used it yet But someone messaged me and they said it's really good stuff, so I want to try it. I just feel like there's a trend in just putting stuff from the kitchen on your face and going, this is the thing. Toothpaste on the old pimples, that's an old one. That's an old one. My auntie told me once to put- Mayonnaise in your hair.

Mayonnaise in your hair? I've heard about putting an egg in your hair. I guess it's egg and mayonnaise. Yeah. There's a new one, which they're calling the whiskey facial. This seems like something I can get on board with. It's face products made using whiskey. The logic behind it goes the antiseptic properties of whiskey

control excess oil on the skin and help prevent pimples and acne. In fact, whiskey can even fight existing acne and soothe any kind of inflammation in the skin and help prevent pimples and acne. In fact, whiskey can even fight existing acne and soothe any kind of inflammation in the skin by removing bacteria and dirt. I didn't know whiskey was antiseptic. Yeah, it also relaxes your face a lot. That's if you take it orally, not topically. Isn't that word just full on?

Topically? No. Or orally? I love how you go, what, topically? That's the word that you thought was wrong. You know what's another invasive word? What? Rectally.

You know what else is another really invasive word? Actually, I don't know if I want to say it. I feel real awkward. Is it the V one? No, it's the G one. G. No, not Gooch, producer Ellie. No, Gooch is fine. I'll turn off the mic. Hang on. Is it the V one? No, it's the G one. G. Grr. No, not Gooch, producer Ellie. No, Gooch is fine.

I'll turn off the mic. Hang on. Say it to me quickly. No, you can't say that. Right. That's not a way to take something. That's just a porn topic. No, it was in my voiceover for Celebrity Treasure Island the other day.

Oh, right, right, right, right, right. They said it can't feel the mm hole in their stomachs, right, right, right, right. They said it can't fill the hole in their stomachs. In that context, it's okay. Is it though? We're talking about orally and rectally. You can't say that word. Yeah, I wouldn't have said it consecutively with those three words. I've Googled some other, if whiskey is what we're using,

I've Googled some other weird face treatments. Have you heard of a snail facial? No. It's where they have snails slide all over your face. And the snail trail is meant to stimulate some kind of growth. You obviously know what a vampire facial is. Yeah, I heard of the vampire where they put your own blood back into your face. They inject you with blood. Not always

your own blood. Sometimes they use like the blood of youth. Yeah. They get it from like 16 year olds who've got good skin. That's such a good name for that facial. It's literally pretty much. The blood of youth. Yeah. What they're talking about a vampire does. Sucks the blood of the youth. Yeah. Caviar facial. That's a real one.

Is it? Yeah you can get caviar which is basically just fish eggs. Fish pooing on you. Bird poo facial. Have you heard of the bird poo facial? I've heard of that one. Disgusting. Hard to get too. Because you only get a lot of birds birds you only get it on your face when you don't want it yeah and it's good luck as well yeah apparently uh in the bee venom facial too i've heard of the bee venom facial which it kind of makes sense to me it's meant to twit in

your face and inject you with that bee venom and god imagine if you're allergic to bees though i guess you wouldn't probably wouldn't get that one probably wouldn't opt for a bee venom facial then no if you're allergic to no no no no no no see what I did there

I pulled out at the last minute wouldn't have said pulled out yeah well we've said a lot of things we shouldn't have said in this break ZM's Free and Clint the podcast if you enjoyed this podcast why not give ZM's

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