ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 19th 2020

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Thank you to the people who have taken their own liberty with our updated podcast group image and are now photoshopping Bree's head onto multiple Big Bang Theory scenes which I know is her dream and it's good to see the ones you love happy so keep it up. To be honest the the Photoshopping on the photos is so good, it's hard to be mad at. I know, right? It's very well done. Some people are so clever.

Like, I'm terrible at Photoshop. Anastasia did our main one. And yes, she spent the most time on herself, but so would you. I did not. No, I, in all honesty, spent the least time. I was the last face that I worked on. It was short. And I think, no, I'm not all honesty, spent the least time. I was the last face that I worked on. It was short. And I think, no, I'm not going to say anything else,

but I spent the least time on my own face. And yet, wonderful. And somehow turned out the best. Well, I guess that just says a lot about me. I've got some... That your face fits well. Under Raj's face. Under Raj's face.

Yeah, I will always be Raj. I've got some interesting information about electricity. Can I interest anybody? Uh. No. No. No.

It is interesting. Oh, I'm so interested. Because have you ever thought about how much. See Anna say. No, shut up. Have a good night. Listen.

Listen. Listen. She's gone. That was good folly work from you Well done She just stood up and did some stomping Have you ever thought about how much things actually cost to use? Because you know how you just

Like individual items You just turn them on Yeah, individual things And then at the end of the month Only cheap people, I think Wonder Or fascinating No, like my dad

Cheap and he'd be like No, he'd know That's what I mean because he's cheap would you like to know oh go on okay this is this is interesting

okay no because then I'll think about it when I've got the TV no no it's quite liberating because it's not that bad okay now this is obviously

in New Zealand prices and if you're listening overseas do some kind of conversion okay deal with it yeah this is what you can do for one dollar of electricity okay this is what you can do for one dollar of electricity okay this is what you can do you can watch tv for 50 hours whoa yeah whoa yeah so your tv probably

costs you three dollars a month to run god tv's good that is good so good 50 hours that's not if you've got one of those big old boxy CRT ones When you turn it on it goes And if you don't have the aerial right It's like Not one of those You can run your washing machine for $1 Nine times

Nine times I wouldn't like to hear the dryer equivalent You can run your dryer once For a dollar That's freaking expensive. But it's also not. It's a dollar for dry clothes. Because you know how you live in a flat and everyone's like,

we don't use a dryer. And you're like, it's a dollar, bro. Take it out of my rent. One dollar for dry clothes. Yeah, but say you've got five people. It's five dollars. And then they all use it maybe once a week. It's always the boys, the lazy boys. $5 a week.

$5 a week. So it's an extra $20 a month. Yeah, divided by the five people who used it. Pretty good. Pretty good. Not a good deal. No, I think that's expensive. All right, now who's the cheap ones?

Some people sometimes even will do that one top. I've just never been a dryer user because I'm trying to save the environment. Oh, here in New Zealand, most of our power is renewable. Oh. So most of our electricity, it comes from renewable sources. 90% of our electricity. What, like solar power? Mostly water, hydro and gas.

Fill the dams. Yeah, fill the dams. Hashtag fill the dams. Anyway, the rest is about a heater and I don't understand how that one works. I liked that. Actually, I think I do understand it. And gas Fill the dams Yeah fill the dams Hashtag fill the dams Anyway that's it The rest is about a heater And I don't understand How that one works I liked that

Actually I think I do understand it Is there anything like I think it's a 2000 watt heater I think is a normal heat pump 2000 Yeah Two hours

Dollar for two hours Dollar for two hours On the heat pump Yeah see that's expensive Yeah it's toning No it's one dollar Do they have anything For simple food

You're thinking You're thinking about it. Okay, let's do the math on this. Where's a piece of paper? So $1. Yeah. So how long would you run heating for? Oh, yeah, good point. Four hours in the morning and four hours at night.

Four hours. Yeah, so eight hours a day. Yeah. So eight times seven. That's $4 a day. No, four hours in the morning, four hours. And it's $1 for two hours. Oh, because it's $1 for two. So it's four dollars a day. No, four hours in the morning, four hours. And it's dollar for two hours. Oh, because it's a dollar for two.

So it's four hours a day. Four dollars a day. Four dollars a day. Eight hours. So, yeah. No, you do the math. Yeah. But don't talk while you're doing it so we can't tell what you're doing.

So wait, you're confusing me. Four times seven. Yeah. Four. Yeah. That's a week Yeah. Four. Yeah. That's a week's worth. Times 56. Oh, okay.

What's 56? Oh, no, wait, not 56. How many? Definitely not 56. What are you trying to work out? 52. 52. Okay.

No, but I don't do that all year because I don't run it in summer. So just give me the winter. Yeah, but then you'd be running air con. No, shit, no. Not in New Zealand. Very true. No, no one uses the air con in New Zealand. There's certain times that you have to run air con. No, shit no. Not in New Zealand. Very true. No, no one uses the air con in New Zealand. There's certain times that you have to run air con in Auckland, I'm telling you.

Anyway, it's about $1,500 a year. That's not bad. That's expensive air. That is expensive. What, to stay warm? Right. Well, I wish I'd never- No, I'm not saying it's not worth it.

I'm just saying it's not. I wish I'd never bought it up now because then I'd feel bad about it. No, but like, I love how your brain goes, dollar for two hours? Cheap. Yeah. I'm just going to do the math that I wanted you to do, which is $28 a week or $112 a month in winter. Just get proper insulation.

All right, that'll be cheaper. I swear that shit doesn't work. No, it does work. We never have it. I call BS. Yeah, but you have to rebuild your house. As well insulated and... Didn't you have a leak in your roof and then it like leaks through the floor?

No, that was the old flat with the exploding toilet. The exploding toilet? But this one's good. We never have it. We have no heating. And the flat walks over. You know, I lived in a flat once where there was a flat above us and one day we started to notice there was like a water mark.

Dead body. No, it wasn't a dead body, but the bathing unit hadn't been plugged up right. And then one day, so this was in one of the spare rooms. Dead body in the bath. The bath fell through the roof onto the bed. Breaking bed. Dead body.

Dead body. Not a dead body, man. It wasn't a dead body. It was just like, yeah, bad plumbing. The bath fell through the roof. Through the roof. That is so cool. Yeah, right.

Yeah, well, I mean, not for you. That's bad landlording. Yeah. We lived in a house and the roof fell in into the bath. Like it collapsed the ceiling. Yeah. And everything fell into the bath. Cool.

And the landlord came around and told us we were mistreating the house. Yeah. I was like, the roof fell in. We didn't touch it. Yes, we spilled a lot of shit on the carpet, but we couldn't have done anything to the roof. That sounds like a rager party to me. I'm on the landlord's side. You're meaning to say

you've never been to a flat party and pulled down the roof, Clint. You know what they did? They would have made their bathtub into a chilli bin and put all the ice in the bath and then They would have made their bathtub into a chili bin and put all the ice in the bath and then put all the drinks in the bath and that's why the roof fell in. Oh, the one above you.

Yeah. No, I'm saying the one above. Mine was a single-story house. We couldn't have caused it. The roof fell in. Oh, wait, the roof just fell in. No, the roof fell into the bath, not the bath fell through the roof. Was it just the table?

Sounds like you guys were doing something on the roof. There you go. roof. Here's today's podcast. Deaf. I don't care anymore. Here it is. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play

ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. ZM on iHeart Radio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint, happy... Fill me in, what's the day? Thursday.

Wednesday. Oh, Wednesday. You're trying to get through the week. Happy Wednesday, everybody. Too quick. No one knows what day it is. Look, we're in level three, mate. It might as well be Sun Thursday.

Not everyone's at level three. No, but we are. Yeah. I'm just dealing with the hand I've been dealt, okay? Yes, if you're in level two, I'm happy for you. I don't want to hear about it. Are you jealous? Yeah, I'm jealous.

Yeah, I'm a little bit jealous too. Especially if we get the bloody North versus South rugby game taken off us and given to Wellington. Yes, I'm happy for you, Wellington, if you get the game. Yes, you deserve a game. But I'm thinking about myself right now. Maybe they were due for and given to Wellington. Yes, I'm happy for you, Wellington, if you get the game. Yes, you deserve a game. But I'm thinking about myself right now. Maybe they were due for a game in Wellington. They were.

But I had tickets to the game in Auckland, okay? Oh, did you? Yes. Oh, no. Well, I'm sure there'll be another game. I mean, rugby is played quite often here in New Zealand. True, actually. No, they keep getting cancelled.

I was going to go to Blues Crusaders. Anyway, look, we could complain about what's happening to me all day or we could do other things. We're going to give away $500 with the 50k. Fact of the day, at 4 o'clock, there'll be a question at 5 to 4 for you to call up and answer. Up next, though, if you've been on all

the dating apps, you know, the normal ones like Tinder and Bumble and Hinge and Grindr and Plenty of Fish and RSVP. Everyone's on RSVP these days. NZ Dating. NZ Dating. Look, I've got two new dating apps that I think if you've tried the rest,

these are for you. Oh, good. All right. Two new ones. Two. Right. Okay. So you can get out there and mainly, you know, if you've got a lot of hair.

Yeah. Oh, a lot of hair. Okay, cool. A lot of hair. I want to meet one of those people who's got a special folder on their phone just for dating apps because they've got that many. I've got a few friends like that. I think you can say, I've got a folder. No.

I used to. Talk about it next. ZM. ZM. Cut my heart about one, two times. Don't need to quit. Bree and Clint. Something else people love is finding love on dating apps. It's become a part of our, you know, pretty much generation.

It's not weird anymore where people go, oh, we met on, you know, Tinder or we met on Bumble. You did. Yeah, I did. I met, so did Ben actually. Tinder or Bumble, producer Ben? You were a Bumbler, weren't you? You were a Bumbler. This one, Tinder or Bumble, Producer Ben? You were a Bumbler, weren't you? You were a Bumbler. This one, Tinder.

This one. Don't ever start that sentence with this one, okay? Just relationship advice for you. Don't ever start, this girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Got it on Tinder. Well, yeah, it was Tinder. Or was it Tinder?

Yeah. It's like people who use the phrase, my current partner, don't do that. Don't do that. Okay, because that insinuates that there will be, my current partner, don't do that. No, don't do that. Because that insinuates that there will be another partner after this partner. Never do that. It's a bad idea. This one. And if you have done that and they broke up with you,

I've got some new dating apps that you might be able to try. Oh, very good. If they're up your alley. So the first dating app. Oh, this is coming on too hot for a dating app, isn't it? It's way too hot. This is why you're not married. It's why I'm married. And you obviously haven't had

many dating app experiences. My Tinder bio just said it was just a picture of me on one knee and it just said will you marry me? It didn't, alright? I didn't do any Tindering. I can tell. I did some of my friends's phone the other weekend, my single friend. It is so much

fun. It's so much fun. I feel like that's not appropriate for a married man to say. It was. I revamped his profile, changed his photos, changed his bio, got the hits popping off. Honestly, he took Hamilton by storm that night. Yeah, I bet you spent

real good game on the apps. Anyway, tell me about your new dating apps. Go on. This app I wish was around before I got all loved up. It is a dating app for dog lovers. So you can meet like-minded dog lovers on this app where you don't have to worry about if they're a dog or a cat person because if they're on this app, you know they're a dog person. Oh, right.

Okay. So you can meet dog people. Doggy lover. Doggylover.com. You put pictures of yourself and pictures of your dog and then you connect and you bond through animals. Yeah, right. And then, of course, I know people are going to be like,

what about cat people? Like I'm a cat person. What about cats? Yes, there's a cat one as well. Good. Great. It then, of course, I know people are going to be like, what about cat people? Like, I'm a cat person. What about cats? Yes, there's a cat one as well. Good. Great. It's the logical spinoff. There's also a cat dating app called Tabby.

I don't know what the dog one is. It'll be called Doggy. Doggy. Oh. Probably wouldn't have called it that. I think they'd come up with something else. Right, called Tabby. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, it's called Tabby and you can pretty much zigzag same thing. Yeah. And the cool part about these apps is a lot of the proceeds go to like cat or dog shelters and helps get animals like. Proceeds? What's the proceeds? Like when I put, you know, like, oh, you haven't used dating apps before. Do you have to pay for a dating app now?

Depends. Like if you use all your swipes or your likes or whatever, you can buy, like... If you use all your swipes? Yeah, you can buy, like... God, I'm glad I'm married. You sound so old right now. Jeez, far out. I used to always use all my swipes.

I'll be upstanding, everybody, for the most beautiful town and city of New Zealand awards. You've been hanging out for this all year. You didn't stand. How disrespectful. You were already standing. Yeah, especially for this. I told you the results were in. I lied.

The finalists are in. So this is even more exciting. There's still time finalists are in. So this is even more exciting. There's still time to influence this one. Yeah, even way more exciting. The annual awards for New Zealand's most beautiful towns and cities are happening. Interesting conversation amongst our team today. What's the difference between a town and a city? Was it interesting?

Well, you didn't know the answer. Yeah, but does that make it interesting? I don't know a lot of things. You seemed interested, right? So hence why I did the rest. I didn't seem interested a lot of the time. No, but does that make it interesting? I don't know a lot of things. You seemed interested, right? So hence why I did the research. I didn't seem interested a lot of the time. No, I won't say that. If it's not interesting, I won't say it. Okay. Moving on. Who won? 50,000 people.

50,000 people to be a city. Okay? I did the research. I'm not going to let it go to waste. Okay. First, there's three categories. Most beautiful small town. Most beautiful big town. Most beautiful big town. Yep. Big town.

And most beautiful city. Okay. Okay. Finalists, we'll begin with most beautiful small town 2020. Great. And the nominees are Arrowtown. Oh, I love Arrowtown. It's in the name, town.

Arrowtown could never be a city, could it? And Waiheke Island. Waiheke Island? Is that a town? That's an island. That should be most beautiful island, and it would win, or it would come second to the South Island. I do love Waiheke.

So Waiheke Island versus Arrowtown, that's most beautiful small town. Next, the nominees for most beautiful big town. High stakes here. Cambridge. That's Horseville. That is Horseville. That's where horses come from. Cambridge.

That's where rower Eric Murray lives. Exactly right. There's a wonderful lake there for him to use. And Hastings. Up against Hastings. Yeah. All grudge match. That's going to beings. Up against Hastings. Yeah. All grudge match. That's going to be tough.

It is going to be tough. And that brings us on to the premier category. Oh, this is big. Most beautiful city. Fingers crossed, everyone. This year, last year's winner

is a finalist. Whanganui is in there. Going head to head with the city who has waited the longest for this and deserves it. Possibly more

than anybody else. They've done their time. I know who I want it to be. They're sick of being the butt of your jokes. This year they have the chance to be the most beautiful city in New Zealand. In fact it deserves another drumroll. Hamilton! Yay! Hamilton!

About time. About time. You guys have done so much work. You renovated the Outback. I was just thinking, what, they renovated a piece of land? No, no, no, the bar. The bar, yeah. I went there.

I was with you. Oh, that's right. You can tell we had fun there. So that's who we're throwing our vote in behind. Sorry, Whanganui, we're pro-Hamilton. We are Hamilton all the way. Hamilton 2020. Absolutely.

Make Hamilton great again. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, there is an update on the hashtag FreeBritney saga. What's going down? It certainly is. update on the hashtag free Britney saga. What's going down? It certainly is. Tomorrow is the hearing.

So this is the day we've been talking about and kind of waiting for. I don't know whether it'll be all resolved tomorrow, but I know it starts tomorrow. This is what I know. Britney Spears was given a court-ordered lawyer, so she can get to pick her own lawyer. This one was appointed to her, and she is asking that her father is taken off control of her conservatorship this

is the thing that he's been in charge of for 13 years now we've done some digging and we know that it's really creepy and really wrong what's been going down she wants him off the case and today really really really unusually her brother actually british his brother actually came out supporting the free britney movement very subtly he was was saying that it's time that this all starts to come to an end. So stay tuned. She still will be under some type of conservatorship, but the hope is that it won't be led by her father. That is what Britney's hoping for.

So stay tuned. Damn, she's going to go so wild as soon as she gets off that conservatorship. She's going to get her Motorola flip phone. She's going to text Paris. She's going to text Lindsay. They're going to hit the club straight away. It's going to be 2005 all over again. She's going to text Paris. She's going to text Lindsay. They're going to hit the club straight away. It's going to be 2005 all over again.

We're ready to go. Well, she's literally, it's like she's kind of been in prison, prisoner in her own house for the last 13 years. Yeah, she's in total suspended animation

as far as that goes. Dean, are you going to go to the court hearing? I can imagine you sitting in the public gallery with a free Britney sign, you know, wearing that sparkly suit from the Toxic video.

Yeah. No, I was going to do like a headscarf and big Jackie O sunglasses and just sit at the back dramatically smoking a cigarette. Yeah, right. That's good. I like that. Just eyeballing the judge. Do you remember that guy both of you that was like the free leave Britney alone guy? Yes. Do you remember him? Yes. Do you remember that guy, both of you, that was like the free leave Britney alone guy?

Yes. Do you remember him? Yes. Do you remember what he looked like or not really? Yes. You know him, Dean. Okay. He is so hot now.

I was just about to say, he's so hot now. Yeah. Have you hooked up with the leave Britney alone guy, Dean? No, absolutely not. That would have been a scoop. There's a lot of tea being spilt here at the moment. I think we need to take a breather. That's Dean McCarthy with the latest on the Free Britney movement

live out of Los Angeles. Free and Clint. I say this with love as a pot plant person myself and on a radio station who recently ran a competition where we asked you to show us your pot plants. You have how many plants in your house? Ten plus. Yeah, because you started up that hydrogenic weed business.

No, I didn't. No. Yeah, you've got that room in your house. The word's hydroponic and you weren't meant to tell anybody. I knew I was close. No, look, I'm an advocate for indoor plants, but New Zealand pot plant culture has gone too far. And it must be stopped, actually.

It's time someone put an end to this. In January on this show, we talked about an Aucklander who paid $5,000 for a Monstera Deliciosa. Why would they do that when they know that it potentially could die? $5,000 for a Monstera. That's a lot. Monsteras are those real trendy ones. You see them on prints and stuff.

They're like the Swiss cheese ones with the little holes in them. Only in 2020 would we be saying, you know, that plant is trending. It's the trendy one. It's the trendy one at the moment. 5K in January. In June, this is like a timeline on track to a disaster. In June, we is like a timeline on track to a disaster. In June, someone paid we talked about this, someone paid $6,500

for a variegated hoya. Neither of us knew what a hoya was, but it sold on Trade Me. Must be some strand of weed. For six and a half, not weed, for six and a half grand. I never thought about this. These pot plants could all be weed masquerading as things. Oh, yeah, that's what I mean.

Why would someone pay so much? Still seems overpriced. Now the record has been broken over the weekend on Trade Me, a variegated, which means two colours. Oh, right. It's where half the leaf is light and half the leaf is dark. I think it's a mutation. It's hard to

achieve. A variegated minima, which is effectively just a small monstera. You can see it there on the screen. With a total of four leaves sold for $8,150. You're absolutely kidding me. $8,150. This thing is tiny.

It only has four leaves and only three of the leaves are fully grown. Miniature. If you are spending $8,500 on a plant that small, actually any, then you've got too much money. Is it a money-making exercise? Because I know with those plants, when they get bigger, you can cut one of the leaves off and then plant that. What do you mean?

Like, you know, when people buy a dog and they're like, oh, I'll breed it it and then I'll sell the puppy. It's kind of the same thing. I'm wondering, is that the deal? You go, yeah I've got one of these now. And because it's like unusual because it's what's that word? Variegated I think. Variegated, different colours. Maybe it's

like super rare and they're like I'll be able to breed. It is super rare. That's why someone paid so much for it. But still I wonder if much like with dogs and what you're saying, they neuter the plant before you bite off them. Oh, they do do that, yeah. So you can't breed it, you know, and you have to have a breeding certificate. Yeah.

And then you... And then I mean... The plant's had its testicles removed before they get it to you. I mean, how do plants mate? I don't believe they do. Do they? I see what you're saying. Bees. I think it's bees. I think bees are who do that, yeah? I see what you're saying. Bees.

I think it's bees. I think bees are who do that. Yeah, they're crossbreeding. Study has revealed that more people are throwing out and doing a spring clean of their kitchen than average. I did one this morning. Because of lockdown, right? Yeah, I did the pantry.

You did, yeah. More time. You can get rid of stuff you don't use. Also, the most mundane stuff starts to annoy you in lockdown. You're like, oh, this is so stressful, this pantry being messy. Doesn't matter. It really doesn't. At all.

But you think, that's what I'm going to achieve today. That is the biggest thing in my day. That's the most important thing. I'm going to tackle that today. Which means a lot of kitchen stuff is being thrown out, a lot of gadgets, stuff that you might have thought at the time, oh, I'll use that all the time, and then you never use it. So a lot of that stuff is being thrown out.

I wanted to know, though, because I find kitchen gadgets, and this is showing my age, I find them really invigorating. Invigorating, even? Yeah, like when I get a good kitchen. More than exciting them really invigorating. Invigorating even? Yeah, like when I get a good kick. More than exciting. They invigorate you. They do. They fill me with so much energy.

Like when I'm in the kitchen and I pull out and I whip out a new kitchen gadget, I'm like, oh, this is invigorating. Yeah, right, the toasty machine's giving you positive chi. Well, I'm not thinking as much. I do love a toasty machine, a Jaffa Maker. I bought one of those recently. Yeah, right. Such a good purchase.

I'm thinking more like, you know, technology mixed with kitchen appliance. Don't worry, I understand. You know? Yeah. So I thought we could do a simple segment, which I like to call. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget?

Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. I wasn't sure when you were going to stop there. I was like, two's enough. No, we're doing three. Yeah. When you instantly regret something.

Well, there's a lot long to go in this. Yeah, we're doing this for the next 15 minutes. I thought we could go around the room. Yeah. And just talk about, because this will help people if they're like, oh, I've always wanted a gadget like that. What would your favourite gadget be? You have to start it.

This is your mess, okay? Oh, this is easy for me. I've got quite a few. Yeah. Do I kick you in? Is that how it works? Yeah, so you kick me in. What's your gadget?

Tell me what's your gadget? A garlic mincer rocker. Have you ever seen one? I know exactly what they are. They look like a cheese grater, but they roll. That's it. And they've got a handle on the top and you push over the garlic. Change my life.

If that's the level of stuff we're going for, I'm ready to go. Okay, you ready? All right, here we go. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget? my life. Oh, if that's the level of stuff we're going for, I'm ready to go. Okay, you ready? Alright, here we go. It's called a spiralizer. Oh, I love a spiralizer. And you can make zucchini noodles out of it. Pasta, zoodles. And even carrot, I think it does.

It sucks your cup to the bench and then you just stick it in and you twist it and it turns it into string. If you've just joined us, we're talking about kitchen gadgets. Yep, I'm in for the spiral. Do you reckon Ben's got one? Oh, no, I won't say what you're not allowed to say, but I think I know what you're going to say.

What was he going to say? No, let him go. Let him go. Ben, here we go. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget?

I was going to say barbecue tongs. No, I knew it was going to be barbecue tongs. I was like, is that a gadget? And I was like, I suppose it's, you know. It's not. say barbecue tongs. No, I knew it was going to be barbecue tongs. I was like, is that a gadget? And I was like, I suppose it's, you know. It's not. It's tongs. No, someone had to admit them once upon a time. Remember, there would be a time when someone was just grabbing a hot steak off the grill,

and then when someone came along with those tongs, they'd go, that's my favorite gadget. Yeah, so that one would have been relevant back in that time. Anastasia? Come on, Anastasia. Bring us home. Here we ready? Here we go. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget? Eight in one

stick blender. So it literally does everything. It spiralises. It spiralises? Are you serious? Can I say it shits on your spiraliser? Are we allowed to say that on the radio? You've never used my spiralizers. Are you serious? Can I say it shits on your spiralizer? Are we allowed to say that on the radio? You've never used my spiralizer.

Yeah, but I know that you can like spiralize and you can be like, oh, got to make the sauce, blend it up. A stick blender is a really good one. It's everything. It is everything. It's not a competition. But I also love yours, Clint. I love a spiralizer.

And Ben, good try. Ben's my ace. We want to ask you guys. I feel like this has got momentum. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Call us now. If you want to be involved with What's Your Gadget? I feel like this has got momentum.

It does. It's got pace. There's heat in this conversation. What's your favorite kitchen gadget? Call us now to be involved. Does it have to be one that hasn't been said? Yes. Okay, good.

Strap in because if you've just joined us, welcome back to... What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Everyone. Tell me what's your gadget. No. What's your gadget?

Tell me what's your gadget. This is probably some of the most exciting radio we've done in a while But, you know, with lockdown, you know, back in our lives again There is a study that says because of everyone being in lockdown A lot of kitchens are being sprung clean Spring cleaned? Spring cleaned Spring cleaned in winter. So a lot of kitchen gadgets

are getting chucked out. A lot of gadgets end up on the kerbside. You see a lot of rice cookers out there. And that's often when people have upgraded their rice cooker because no one's getting rid

of a rice cooker. That's not a useless gadget. There are lots of useless gadgets. Not a rice cooker. Not a rice cooker. A rice cooker is a great one. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800-DIAL-ZM,

what are you not getting rid of because it's your favourite gadget? Savannah's here. Hi, Savannah. Hi, Savannah. Hi. Are you ready to go? Yeah.

Okay, good luck. Wait for it. Wait. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. An onion chopper. A slap chop? Yeah, it not only saves time, but also saves all the tears.

Is it the one where you put the onion in the jar, and then you push the thing down on top, and it spins around and dices up your onion for you? Yeah, the one I have, you just push it down, and the blades are on the... The slap chop. It's a chopper. What does that do for the crying situation?

Does that prevent onion tears? I think it would. Yeah, no onion tears. I want one. I'm sold. That's a good one, Savannah, because the one you just mentioned, heaps of people on the text machine,

that was my second favourite gadget that I've recently bought. You put everything in and then you pull it like a lawnmower. Yeah, right. Does it have a name? Someone said that you can buy them from Kmart and another person said it's called Tupperware Extra Chef. Okay. Lisa, welcome to What's Your Gadget?

How are you going? Good, yourself? Very good. Big moment for you, Lisa. Wait for it. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget? Now, I don't know if I should say it on the radio, but it's Alexa.

Oh, yes. All right. Yes, how did I not think of this? Alexa's fantastic in the kitchen. Because she puts a timer on for you if you need it. More than that. Yep. I listen to my wife when she's baking and she'll say,

Alexa, how many cups is 500 grams of flour? Yeah, smart. And she does all those conversions for you straight away. That's a really good one, Lisa. I thought you were going to say something else, to be honest, Lisa. What did you think? No, but it'll be interesting now how many people are going to text in going, damn it, my Alexa just turned on.

Yeah, well, they probably turned on again now. Alexa, set a one-hour timer for birthday banger. Good idea. There you go. That's smart. Thanks, set a one hour timer for birthday banger. Good idea. There you go. That's smart. Thanks, Lisa. One more for Carl. Hey, Carl.

G'day, Carl. Hi. Hi. Now, we've had semi-poor representation for blokes in What's Your Gadget. I love that Carl's called up.

Producer Ben's one was tongs. Barbecue tongs. So, bring us up, man. Here we go. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget?

So it's for married men And it's a thermomix Rich, rich men Yeah, you have to be super uber rich To have a thermomix No Don't you have a thermomix Clint? They're more achievable than you think, okay? rich to have a Thermomix. No. Don't you have a Thermomix, Clint? They're more achievable than you think, okay?

How much is a Thermomix? How much is the one you have, Clint? You can actually get a Thermomix on 36 months interest-free. No, but how much you guys paid for yours outright? How much was it? Carl, how good's the Thermomix? Hey, it does everything, eh, man? Yeah, you can go put your meal on like a chicken,

go to the supermarket, come back. Yeah, it does a chicken. I'm not disputing that it's amazing. It does blending, it does rice, it boils eggs, it can make an entire risotto for you. It can do like cooking and it can do freezing as well. And it's self-cleaning. I've just looked it up and for the low price tag of $2,089,

you can have one today. We didn't ask what was your cheap gadget, did we? What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget? I think that's coming back next week, that segment. Honestly, God, mine was actually a Thermomix. I just said spiralizer to be relatable. We're going to do a morale boosting request next

If you want to pick a song for us today Text it to us now on 9696 We need one song to bring the mood of the nation up That's right Spiralizer code for SamboTimes Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee I'm Alex Casey And I'm Duncan Grave

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Brought to you by the spin-off podcast network and available wherever you get your pods we are boosting the mood of the nation right up until we come out of

level 2 and 3 we're going to do it every day except for that day that we forgot to do it that was an accident and I think we only forgot because our morale

was already high we're already doing pretty well that day. We're doing good, doing good. We believe in using mute, mute, mute, mute music. Oh, you know when you think about a word too much and you forget how to say it? That was tough. You all right?

Anyone smell burnt toast? We believe in using music to lift people's moods. And I feel like it does actually work. We need one judge. That's it. One impartial judge to call us on 0800-DALS-AT-M and pick from these songs that were suggested by you guys.

That's right, because sometimes you and I don't always agree. What are we kicking it off with today? We're kicking it off with quite a few requests for Kiwi Boy's Saatchi. You should probably hate me.wi Boy Saatchi. We love Saatchi. Yeah. Always uplifting, always positive. So that's in there.

Also, someone suggested this from Walk the Moon. Asa, I'm going to say a left field suggestion. But I love it. Not a group that you really think of at all. No. But how good's the song? But how good's the song? Okay, this one comes in semi-regularly,

but I don't think we've played it as a morale boosting request. Bonkers. Bonkers. Oh, this was so big. So big. In its day, wasn't it? Is it that or is it this? If you know, if you change, things will go your way. If you hold on, don't worry about a day. Gen Zers, that's a group called Wilson Phillips.

If you've seen Bridesmaids, the movie, you will know that song. DJ Sammy's been suggested. I'm into this. It's a great song. It's a great song. And the last one for today is MZ Hammer. Because you literally can't at the moment. Don't touch anything.

Don't touch anything. Okay, and wash your hands. So we need to pick a song, and we do have an impartial judge, AJ. G'day, mate. Hey. You all right? Yeah, we're all right. You all right? Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, mate.

AJ, you all right? Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, mate. Sweet. We're going to use you as a stalemate breaker if we need you. Brie and I will say our song on three at the same time. One, two, three. DJ Sammy. No.

No, you had to say it. I forgot what my song was called. What is it then? Shut Up and Dance is the song I want. Oh, Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon. All right, stalemate. AJ, what's your choice? You can pick any songs. Bonkers.

Dizzy Rascal. For sure. I knew you would. AJ. No. AJ what's your choice you can pick any songs bonkers dizzy rascal for sure I knew you would AJ surely surely there's nothing wrong with bonkers

it will bring up the mood I'll give you that AJ it's a great choice AJ you've done your bit for your country

well done mate thanks mate you're bloody bonkers AJ hey thanks mate thanks mate Thanks mate Thanks mate I let sanity give me the slip Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free And I'm just living my life

There's nothing crazy about me Some people pay for thrills But I'll get mine for free Man, I'm just living my life There's nothing crazy about me Bonkers. I wake up every day is a daydream Everything in my life ain't what it seems I wake up just to go back to sleep I act real shallow but I'm in too deep

And all I care about is sex and violence And everybody's blind is my count of silence Everybody says that I gotta get a grip But I let Sunday Eve give me the slip Bonkers Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free And I'm just living my life

There's nothing crazy about me Some people pay for thrills But I give my foot free Man, I'm just living my life There's nothing crazy about me Ooh Yeah, I'm in the floor now Back there, back there

Back there Back in, back in. Back in! A heavy bass line is my kind of silence Everybody says that I gotta get a grip But I let sanity give me the slip Pong pong pong pong pong pong pong Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me Some people pay for thrills But I get mine for free Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me Zeddy and Brian Clint

That's it The morale boosting request For Wednesday Dizzy Rascal and Bonkers As decided by AJ Listening to Dizzy Rascal makes me feel sweaty. Oh, right. Makes me feel, like, charged up, like, ready to go.

It makes me want to talk in an English accent. Should do that for the rest of the show. Some people think I'm bonkers. Bree and Clint. I said just before, a Kiwi guy, Auckland boy, is in the news today because he's, and I say boy because he's not, he's a grown-up, but he's a 19-year-old who just bought his first house. He's very young.

He's very young. It's incredibly impressive. It's incredibly impressive for anyone to buy a house in Auckland, in my opinion. Good point. You're 40 and you're about to buy your first house. I'm like, well done. Yeah, well done.

What's your secret? Yeah, seriously. How long have you been looking? So Leon is 19 and he's actually made, he's in the paper. He's on One Roof today, New Zealand's leading property website are reporting him as well. He's 19 years old and he's just purchased a three bedroom townhouse in the Auckland suburb of Unihunga. It's a popular suburb, up and coming. It's a lovely suburb.

I would say it's up and came. Yeah, it's already up there. It's a popular suburb Up and coming It's a lovely suburb I would say It's already It up and came Yeah it up and came Yeah Yeah it's already up there It's considered central It's a big deal It's three bedrooms

3.5 it says I always wonder what the.5 is But like a study maybe You can sleep in there But only for four hours And he spent Just over half a mil on it Okay A lot of people around the country Would be like Pardon me Yeah right and he spent just over half a mil on it. Okay.

A lot of people around the country would be like, pardon me. Yeah, right. Pardon me. Whereas Aucklanders are kind of like, oh, goodbye. Pretty good deal. Oh, he's in to make some good capital gains on that purchase there. He got it cheap. How do you buy a half million dollar house when you're 19 though?

He's a tradie, so he's on a regular, well, good income. Tradies make good money. Yeah, they do. He's not likeie, so he's on a regular, well, good income. Tradies make good money. Yeah, they do. He's not like an investment banker or anything. No. And he said he was able to do it at the age of 19. Yeah, how? Tell me how. He's been working for three years.

Okay. So he's got that under his belt. Still, though. But still, he said one secret in particular. I need to know. Is the way that he was able to purchase his first house in Auckland at 19, and that is... He only spent $1 on lunch for three years.

That's his secret. Why does it always have to be something so hard? Well, sacrifices, right? That's what boomers always say. They always say, well, if we didn't eat so much bloody smashed avo, then you'd have a house. So let's do the math. I've done the math.

I'll run you through it, okay? I don't believe it. And this is why I asked you earlier how much you would normally spend on lunch if you were buying. Right. Okay? And to buy lunch, if you live in Auckland, how much did you say you're looking at for lunch?

Between $10 and $15, depending on where you go. Okay, let's say $14. So say he's saving that $14 he would have spent on lunch every day five days a week. That's $70 that he would have spent on lunch. Yeah, I know. It blows your mind when you figure out how much money you spend on lunch. I don't like to do this.

So that's $70 that he would have spent on lunch per week that he's saving. Okay. Times 48 weeks, because he's got to take holidays. So he's not working every day of the year. So say that's $3,360 a year that he saved on lunch to put towards his house.

Even if you multiply that by three years. That's not that much. It's only $10,000. Oh wait. Wait. What? Oh yeah that's a fair amount. It's a fair amount but it's not a house deposit. No. A deposit on a half a million dollar house.

It's what? It's $100,000. At 20%, which is what the bank needs from you, 20%, you need to have $100,000. Oh, my God. So lunch won't do that. If you spent $1 on lunch every day for 30 years, then you would have your $100,000 deposit.

And no one wants to do that. It just doesn't make sense. He would have had to have got the other $90,000 from his KiwiSaver, but he's only been working for three years, so he couldn't have $90,000 in his KiwiSaver. God, are you blowing this thing wide open or what? So something doesn't make sense, and that's why I've decided that it is impossible to buy a house when you're 19.

Sorry, that's the answer. Looks like I'm buying lunch tomorrow. That's the secret. Treat yourself, all right? You need lunch now. Yeah. All right? And a coffee.

The house can wait. Bree and Clint. Mm. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Nickname Origins Okay, and then we play that opener of us Pot Kettle Black We are going to guess some people's nickname origin stories And the best story is going to win free mobile fuel Amber's first, hi Amber G'day Amber

Hi, how's it going? Good, what's your nickname Amber? My nickname is Brian. Like, man's name. Brian. Brian. Your name is Brian after the dog on Family Guy. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Because someone owes you some money. Brian. No, you owe someone some money. No. Where's my money? Where's my money, Brian? Maybe that's her alter ego. Brian the dog.

She turns into Brian. You turn into an alcoholic dog. Yeah. Oh, no. What if she is an alcoholic dog? What if she's a talking dog? Oh my god, she's a talking dog. Scale it back. I think she's named, I think we just go wide

and we go, your nickname comes from Brian the dog from Family Guy. Wow. That is impressive, yeah. Yes! Why, Amber? Um When I was So it's kind of

An inappropriate show Right for kids But I used to watch it When I was younger Because I was obsessed With the dog And my parents Let me do it

Because I loved it so much And so called you Brian Interesting Perfect That's the first time We've got it First time ever Nicole

Hi Hi Nicole Hey What's your nickname? My nickname is Nini. Nini. Nini or Mimi? Nini. Nini. Nini. Her name's, well, Nicole.

Nini. Nicole Nini. She's scared of knees. She's got a phobia of knees. That's it. Nicole, they call you Nini because you've got a knee phobia? Yeah, basically I've got a phobia of people touching my knees. You're kidding me, Nicole. I literally...

What? No, I'm not saying that that's weird that you have that phobia. I have heard of that phobia. I can't believe we just got two in a row. We're killing it. Whoa. What? Brindy is last.

Hi, Brindy. Come on, Brindy. Hey, guys. Hello. You don't understand how much pressure we're under here. It makes no difference whether you win or lose, but if we get this right, it's our first ever three from three. What's your nickname?

My nickname when I was growing up was Beans, and I wasn't told until I was a teenager the origin of that nickname. Beans. I already know it. I already know it. It's because she's gassy. It's flatulence related. She would fart a lot. Yeah, so they call her Beans. Silent, but violent, and she thought no one would notice what people did. I already know it. I already know it. It's because she's gassy. It's flatulence related. She would fart a lot.

Yeah, so they call it beans. Silent but violent. And she thought no one would notice, but people did. I agree with you. I agree with you. We've succeeded today by going on our first guess. Let's go with that. So let's back ourselves.

Beans. They call you beans because of farts. No. Dammit. What is it? I was conceived on a beanbag chair. Oh, that is, yeah, we were never going to get that. We were never going to get that, Brindy.

Oh, no. Oh, well, two from three's up there. Good story, though. Yeah, good story. Is it good enough? I think it's good enough to win the mobile fuel. I think so, too. Congratulations.

Free mobile fuel for you. Cheers. Thanks, guys. Even though she ruined our run I was thinking yesterday, Clint You know something we don't do on this show enough? What's that? We don't praise mums

Yeah, true And we definitely don't do on this show enough Praise hot mums Oh, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah You know mums You're right, we don't do that at all We don't do that enough And I thought, you know, do you remember that super popular song

from back in the early 2000s? Stacey's mum has got it going on. She's all I want and I want... I do. I mean, great for Stacey's mum, but what about all the other hot mums? Yeah, that song's quite exclusionary to every other mum, isn't it? It is. And I feel like it's about time you and I take a stand

for all the other mums that have it going on. Right, okay. So you're not celebrating your own mum here, obviously. No. That would be weird. That would be kind of weird. All right. But so pretty much the concept of what we want to achieve this afternoon is

Talk us through it. Say you've always thought, you know, Robbo's mum, pretty hot. But you've never had the chance to say it on national radio. No. And you always thought, I'd love to be able to just announce that on a national radio show. Right. That's why we were created

the ZM Network, for this very reason. Everything's been building to this. To bring people that opportunity this afternoon. Would you like to go first? It's your idea. Would you like to celebrate a mum first? Yeah, yeah, sure. What, did you think you were going to create this idea and not have to do one?

If I put you on the spot? Yeah, no, no, that's fine. You ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready to go. Okay, well you'll hear the drums. Okay. And when you're ready. Okay. Celebrate those hot mums. Good. Breeze Mum has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

Colin, can't you see? You're the mum for me. Walked right into that one, didn't I? Here's me going, oh, I can't wait to do her. Breeze Mum has got it going on. You know, that's exactly what I was going to do. But that's been done and that's predictable. So Ben's mum. Has got it going on.

She's all I want. And I've waited for so long. Craig's a lucky man. Hey, you leave Robin alone. Robin's hot. Like, come on. She looks great. It's a compliment, man. Yeah, hot. Like, come on. She looks great. It's a compliment, man. Yeah, true.

It is a compliment. You say it. Your mum deserves to hear it. Say your mum's hot right now. Say it right now. So my name's Ben and I have a hot mum. I have a good looking mum. Do you want to have a go? Have you got a mum in mind? No, I don't have a mum in mind.

Sorry. You could use yours. No, I'm not using mine. You know that one mum that you always a go? No. Have you got a mum in mind? No, I don't have a mum in mind. Sorry. You could use yours. No, I'm not using mine. You know that one mum that you always talk about? No. Yeah. No. That's not even a thing. Her daughter's sitting right next to you.

No. Oh, my God. I should have said my wife. I've made a massive mistake. Lucy. No. No. No.

Tui's mum. No, no. Tooey's mum. No, but it feels rude saying Tooey. Tooey's mum. Oh, apologies to Lucy's mum, but you are hot. I'll keep that in there as well. That is awkward. Are the people's mums? Yes.

0800 dial ZM. This is your chance to shout out. You just have to give us the name and we'll do the rest. And that's it. Who's got a hot mum? Bree and Clint. I don't know how this is going to go. It's good.

As long as you position it as it's complimentary. It is very complimentary. And I think we don't tell the women in our life enough that they've got it going on. That they've got it going on. Yeah. Stacey's mum, she heard it all the time. She's had enough. I'm sick of Stacey's mum, she heard it all the time. She's had enough. I'm sick of Stacey's mum

getting all the limelight. In fact, I hope no one's calling up to say Stacey's mum today. Not that she isn't still hot. And we're not saying that she isn't still hot. It's time to celebrate

other mums. Let's celebrate. So far, you've celebrated my mum who has text through, by the way. Oh, what'd she say? Laughing emoji, love emoji.

Thanks, Bree. Oh. We'll catch up soon. Tell her I'll call her later. Also, Ben's dad has text through after the love that Ben's mum got in the segment. Ben's mum is a fox. We said Ben's mum's got it going on. What did your dad have to say?

Dad just said, yep, mum is really hot. She's currently sitting beside the fire. Good. Good. Your dad's hot too, by the fire. Good. Good. Your dad's hot too, by the way. Yeah. You've got hot parents. Ben's dad. Let's do

some other people's mums. No, let's celebrate some other people's mums. Whoa. Two turns carefully in the segment. Hello, Adam. Hey. I'm ready for this, Adam. Is there one mum in particular that you want to celebrate? Yeah, there is a one mum in particular that you want to celebrate? Yeah, there is a mum in my life that I want to celebrate.

Okay, whose mum is that? It's Kyla and Zoe's mum. They've got it going on. Well, we can only do one. We can't fit both. So should we do Kyla? Who's the oldest? Kyla.

Kyla. All right. You ready? Kyla, Kyla, Kyla. Three, two, one. Kyla's mum has got it going on. Yeah, come on, Adam. She's got a lot of wanting.

I've waited for so long. Zoe's mum, can you see? You're the girl for me. What's your relation to their mum, Adam? I'm going to say wife. Yeah. Oh, it's my partner. Yeah, right.

It's your mother-in-law. Oh, well, that was cute from Adam. You've done a good job. Very cute. Gloria's here to celebrate a mum of New Zealand. Hi, Gloria. Hello, Gloria. Hi.

I'm keen to hear this. Whose mum are you celebrating this afternoon? I'm actually celebrating mine. Oh, right. Okay. Your mum. All right. I like that.

And you've got a hot mum. Yeah, and she's stunning. And I think she's, you know, she's had hard times recently, so I want her to know how beautiful she is. That is so cute. Gloria, is she single? Unfortunately not. Unfortunately not.

Wait, is she with your dad? Yeah, well, I'm a kid dad. And you're like, unfortunately she's. Gloria. Okay, Gloria, here we go. What's your mum's name? No, we don't need the mum's name. Oh, it's Gloria. Oh, no, what's... Gloria. Okay, Gloria, here we go. What's your mum's name? No, we don't need the mum's name. Oh, it's Gloria.

Oh, no, what's mum's name? We can work it in. Tanya. Tanya. All right, here we go. Gloria's mum has got it going on. She's all we want and we've waited for so long. Tanya, can't you see that you are the girl for me?

Is that everything you hoped and dreamed for, Gloria? That was amazing. Give Tanya our love, that hot mum. And one more mum to be celebrated. Hi, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. G'day, guys. G'day, Hayden. Who's mum are we going to celebrate? Bree's mum,

actually. Good, she deserves celebrating. Mumma die. And she is to celebrate? Bree's mum, actually. Good, she deserves celebrating. Mama Di. And she is a smoking hot fox too, she is. Yeah, it's the one. So let's do it. Bree's mum has gone. Sing along, Bree. She's all I wanted and waited for so long.

Mama Di, can't you see that you're the girl for me. As my mum would say, she might be old but she's not dead. She'll like that. Thanks, Hayden. Just had a text from your mum, Bree, after Hayden came on before to say that. Oh, I've got the same text. She's a stone cold fox and she just said that I love Hayden. That's what the text says.

Then she said, made my day. Made my day. I said, I love Hayden. That's what the text says. Then she said, made my day. Made my day. I said, well, Hayden loves you too, mum and I. As soon as those borders open. Don't encourage her. We've talked about this. No, that segment was literally about encouraging mums. You can't be upset when it's your mum that's getting encouraged.

Yeah, no, I'm not upset at that. But I'm not encouraging her to then have relations with the people encouraging her. Oh, right, there's a line. Yeah, there is a line. I'm beginning to understand. Okay, let's do birthday banger. Yeah, we'll figure out these people's birthdays and we'll figure it out. No, they'll figure it out because they know their birthdays.

We'll figure out what was number one on their birthday, 16th. Blairium. Blairum? Blairum. Blairum. How's it going, guys? Oh, there you are. Hey, Blairum, how are you, man?

Good, good. How are you? That's good. We're good, thank you. What's your birthday? 29 May 1987. All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 29th of May, and back in the early 2000s, this went to number one.

Yeah. Would you love me if I was down and out? 21 questions, 50 soon. That's a good birthday banger. So good. You like it? Very good. Yeah, yeah, not bad, not bad.

Bring back good 16-year-old memories. Okay, cool, let's do one for Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. How's like it? Very good. Yeah, yeah, not bad, not bad. Bring back good 16-year-old memories. Okay, cool. Let's do one for Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. How's it going? How are you guys?

I'm good. How are you? Good. Are you on your way home? I sure am. Perfect. Well, let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday?

July 28, 1998. All right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 28th of July. And Jazz, this is your birthday, Banger. Good call. Good call. 2014 on the 28th of July. And Jazz, this is your birthday banger. Is this Good Charlotte or the Madden Brothers? The Madden Brothers. Right. Yeah.

Remember when they had that resurgence jazz? Yeah. I do. Yeah. I do. A few really good songs. Good Charlotte. I love this song.

And I loved Good Charlotte as well. Good Charlotte was great. Anything those guys is good. Okay, that's a real left field choice, but I quite like it. Wait there, Jazz. We'll get one on for Anna. Hey, Anna. Hi, Anna.

Hello. How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Good. That's good. What's your birthday, Anna? 5th of August, 1975.

All right. You were 16 in 1991 on the 5th of August and this is your birthday banger. Ooh. Yeah, right. You can check it on later tonight and say, hey, this is my birthday banger. Wait, is your

partner there with you, Anna? Yeah, he is. Do they like it? They like it. He goes, oh, fuck, oh, dear. Oh, oh, oh, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna. I'm sorry, I can't say that. I'm so sorry.

No, that's okay. It's okay. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. No, when the moment takes you, the moment takes you, okay? Oh, sorry. No, tell us how you really feel, Adam. Maybe save that kind of language for the private replay of the song later on, yeah? I love how you literally, it was just let loose.

Men and Brothers, right? Men and Brothers? I kind of want to play that one now. Do you? Yeah. I'm voting Men and Brothers. I'm voting I Want to Sex You Up Okay then Are you just voting because Anna said an F word?

No, no, no, no I don't condone F words on the radio But I do really like that song Alright, for the third day in a row We're going to split vote Producer Ben, it's your day What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Oh, sorry, was my mic on? Is that my fault? Yeah, it's my fault What What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Oh, sorry.

Was my mic on? Is that my fault? Yeah, it's my fault. What's up? I think I'm going to go that I want to sex you up song. Yes, Benny boy. Yeah, that's fun. This is good.

It's the third time in a row Split Vote's gone against me. And let's be real, Anna and her partner, I mean, they don't deserve it because she swore, but they're still going to play it for you, Anna. Oh, I'm going to get rocked. We've got you on the radio. Don't swear, Anna. Don't swear.

Don't swear. I might. No. You've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Woo-hoo. Loose unit. Here's Colour Me Bad.

It's the winner of birthday banger on ZM, Brianne Clint. Hey beautiful lady, I need you tonight Love, love, love me lady I wanna make you feel alright, yeah Baby, I can't deny, baby I wanna love you down You are so fine, baby All I wanna do is

I wanna sex you up All night I want you, I wanna sex you up Say, do you feel lonely girl? Let me turn down the light, so I can hold you in the darkness Oh baby, let's make love tonight Yeah Babe You feel so right, babe When I love you down

Please be my wine Sugar Cause all I wanna do is I want you down I want to sex you up Oh, oh, oh You make it all right Let me run

I want to sex you up You make me feel good Let me run now I wanna sex you up Just lay back, get your ride All I wanna do is I wanna sex you up All night I wanna I wanna sex you up Make me love you more and more

I wanna sex you up I feel so right, it can't be wrong Don't be shy, come in with me I wanna sex you up Open up your heart and I'll set you free. Oh, I want to touch you in all the right spaces, baby. I want to make love to you. All night

All night Yeah Zeddy and Bree and Kled For Anna And her partner Who apparently have pulled the car over So winner of birthday banger today From Colour Me Bad

It's called I Wanna You know what I wanna do Beat out 50 Cent And the Madden Brothers Joel and Benji This was a great choice too Yeah Wasn't it?

Yeah This is a very underrated 50 Cent song It's really underrated Have you ever watched The 50 Cent movie? Yeah Richard Dytron Yeah

He's actually really good in it Yeah he's incredibly talented Great Yeah And he's been shot. Great. Yeah. And he's been shot nine times. He got shot in the face. He got shot in the face and he can rap.

He also started a water company and sold it to Coca-Cola for something like $50 million. Really? Vitamin water. Did he? Yeah. Have you guys heard the latest song from Ed Sheeran and it's got Eminem and 50 Cent on it? Yeah, it's old.

Is it old? Yeah. Oh, I heard it. Yeah. And I was like, I haven't heard this before. It came out on that collab album that he did. Remember when he did a song with heaps of different people? It's quite good.

He did the Bruno Mars song, he did the Chance the Rapper song. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. I'm late to the party. Brie, I've got a spaghetti-based story to do. Oh, well, I am a half Italian. You're a half Italian, yes. I thought I'd get my half Italiano here.

Yes. You. And then we'll boost it up again with a full Italiano. Welcome to the show, your dad, Big Steve. Hello, Big Steve. Hello, my creator. Buongiorno. Buongiorno.

Buongiorno, ragazzi. Come va? This story, like I said. Ignore everything he said. I assume he said, hey,iorno ragazzi, come va? This story, like I said... Did he just ignore everything he said? I assume he said, hey Clint, how you going brother? This story, like I said... I'm good man, I'm good, but I've got a pasta based story that I need the opinion of a real Italian.

So that's why I've got you both here, okay? Okay, we're ready. A woman in the States has gone viral for her spaghetti recipe. She's put it up on Facebook and it's caused a bit of a stir. I'll just give you the details of the recipe and you tell me whether it's legit or not. Her name's Trina Ward. She's from Texas.

Howdy. Ward doesn't go away that doubt. No good. We were both thinking the same thing. Ward, definitely not Italian. She's on the back foot already. Maybe she's a non-Italian that makes good Italian food. Yeah, well, that's true. There is a chance. I'll run you through her recipe. Spaghetti, obviously.

The pasta. Just dried spaghetti as per normal. Yep. She's added a tomato-based pasta sauce to it. And then she's added in a whole cup of sugar. Pardon me? What the hell? It's white sugar.

She says, Big Steve, that the sugar is used to offset the acidity of the tomatoes. Oh my god. She obviously knows nothing. What is she doing, Dad? Put a thing of wine in there.

That's right. Put some white wine in. Put some red wine in. What are you doing? What are you doing? All I can say is no, no way, no good. All I can say is my night's a little miseria. That's all I can say.

Yeah, right, right. God, we broadcast more Italian swear words on this show. I assume that's what it was than any other show. You don't want to know what it meant, all right. We broadcast more Italian swear words on this show, I assume that's what it was, than any other show. You don't want to know what it meant, trust me. Including the Italian broadcasting service that comes out of Rome. We're so getting a letter from them. All right, so you're not interested. You're not interested in a spaghetti that contains one cup of sugar

to offset the acidity of the tomatoes? No, that's stupid. Right. Stupidity. Rubbish. Terrible. cup of sugar to offset the acidity of the tomatoes? No, that's stupid. Absolute rubbish. Rubbish, man. Terrible. Alright, well I'll jump in Trina's comments and I'll let her know. That's good. Just what does go into a good spaghetti, Big Steve?

Just while we're here, can we get like a... Dad wouldn't know, he's never cooked spaghetti in his life. Oh, yes I do know. Yes I do know. What? No, my mother's recipe is a good combination of veal and high-quality mint. Dad, don't give away our ancestry's recipes. No, give it away.

Give it away. So veal goes in there. Yep. Yep. And that's all I'm going to say. You've got to have high-quality ingredients if you want a good... And thyme. So with a good pasta sauce, the first day is not when you eat it.

It's the second and the third day. It gets better with time. You've never made spaghetti, have you? Exactly. We'll call my mum and ask what goes in it. We came across this list that was talking about the top ten most popular wedding first dance songs. Yeah. And, I mean, you've been married.

I am married. Sorry. Make me I mean, you've been married. I am married. Sorry. Make me sound... You're currently still married. I'm married. At the moment. I'm married for life. What was your first dance song?

Our first dance was a David Bowie song, Ziggy Stardust. Oh, cute. An Orthodox. I know, but we made it work. I like that. I love something left field. That's cute. We're both huge David Bowie fans.

Yeah, so it makes sense. It's not in the top ten. No, I don't imagine that it is. That song. You're probably not shocked by that. But I thought I'd give you the top three. Coming in at number three, it's a bit of John Legend. Because all of me Yeah, this re a bit of John Legend.

Yeah, this reeks of a first dance. Doesn't it? Yeah. Not in a bad way. No, it's a great song. He knew that when he wrote it. Yeah. He knew what he was writing for. It's a shame the artists don't get paid every time it's played at a wedding.

Right? Yeah. He'd be a millionaire. Well, he is a millionaire. He probably already is. Coming in at number two for the most popular first dance wedding songs is Lone Star. This reeks of a wedding. Wouldn't have known the artist.

When you say Lone Star, I say Dixie Chicken. But yeah, this is a good wedding song. Great song. Yeah. Coming in at number one for the most popular wedding first dance song is this one. Really? Yeah. Really?

I've got to be careful what I say because if it's number one, then it was a lot of people who are listening. A lot of people. Yeah. Okay. Probably have had this. But I thought I'd look up because you're a DJ and you would have DJed quite a few. Semi-retired.

Semi-retired, but you would have DJed a lot of weddings back in the day. I've done, yep. I looked up top five. I actually really enjoy DJing a wedding. Yeah, it's great. Because everyone's so happy. Everyone's in a good mood. And you can play trash because it's a wedding.

Yeah. I looked up the most non-requested songs at a wedding. Oh, the worst songs for weddings. Yes. So this is what the bride and groom, this is the top five songs that people say don't play. Don't play this at a wedding. Okay, cool. This is the first one.

You reckon? This is what it says. This goes off at a wedding. You reckon? Yeah, you know why? Because Nana and Papa can get up to this. Auntie and Uncle can get up to this.

And then you and all your mates who are young and cool, you just put up with it. This won't be going off at my wedding. Right, okay. Well, that's what you say. Ask the DJ.

This is the top, this is the fourth. Apparently, a lot of bride and grooms say no chicken dance. I would definitely say don't play the chicken dance at my wedding. But again. It does go off. It would go off.

It would, yeah. I mean, I've always been a fan of the chicken dance. Anything with built-in dance moves will go off at a wedding. And this came in at the third most non-requested song to play at a wedding. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. And this came in at the third most non-requested song to play at a wedding. Where are you getting your data from? Because these are literally the most wedding songs. Well, maybe the bride feels threatened by this song.

This is the song that they ask you to play just before they throw the bouquet. Oh, yeah, of course. Because all the single ladies coming out to the dance floor to catch the bouquet. Yeah. It's like the Pied Piper. Yeah, exactly right. This is the second most non-requested song for weddings. Goes off at a wedding. Yeah, but apparently people request it not to be played.

Oh, right. Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Don't, don't, because it not to be played. Oh, right. Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Don't, don't, because it's so much fun. Play this in the last hour and all your guests are hammered and you've paid for them all to get drunk, so you might as well see them have a good time. Everyone's getting into it.

The top most requested song not to be played is this one. Which I'm upset about. Same as the chicken dance. Macarena is an institution and should be played at every event. Spoiler, it is. Bar mitzvahs, weddings, Christmases. Play them all. I want to test your consumer buying habits to see if this product that's new, it's on the shelves, to see if it excites you or not.

Okay, cool. So just released, it's a brand new range of different coloured desserts. Okay. So there's one particular type, which they're calling unicorn waffles. Oh, yeah. Which are pink. Yeah. And there's another type, which they're calling mermaid waffles,

and they're blue. That doesn't – hmm. The word waffle. Wait, blue waffles? Oh, no. You've got to do your market research before you put out blue waffles. This is a real thing. They've released blue-coloured waffles.

Did they not have one millennial working in their team that went, hey guys, just to flag something. That's all we Googled in 2006. That was the only thing that was Googled. That was the main gag saying to someone, bro, you should Google image search blue waffles. Do it. Don't do it, by the way. Don't do it now. Don't do it.

But you're going to have to. This is the problem. What if you just want to buy these blue waffles? What if you want to buy these and you don't know the brand name? You don't know they're called mermaid waffles. Yeah. So you're going to have to This is the problem What if you just want to buy these blue waffles And you don't know the brand name You don't know they're called mermaid waffles So you're like okay I want those blue waffles

I know they're blue What about if you go to someone's house You sleep over and they go What do you want for breakfast And you go blue waffle Don't Google it And I know the more I say don't Google it The more you're going to Google it

There's a few things you shouldn't Google from 2006. Another one involved a couple of cups. They could have literally made it any other colour and it would have been fine. I'm pretty sure pink waffle is fine. Pink waffle's fine and healthy. Even black waffle, you'll get over the line. Brown.

I don't know about green. Black waffle doesn't sound very good. Or look good. You know, here's a fact. So the test was, would I buy it? No, I wouldn't know about green. Black waffle doesn't sound very good. Or look good. Okay, cool. You know, here's a fact. So the test was, would I buy it? No, I wouldn't buy it. Yeah.

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