ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 1st 2019

Episode Date: August 1, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I've got a question, and it's about something you told me today, and I'm not going to use any names because there's privacy involved. How long do you have to keep it under wraps before you go public with an office romance? You know, if you're dating a colleague that everyone knows... Is it your boss? No, it's not a senior. It's an equal. Someone on your level.

Okay. Do you have an obligation to make sure it's serious before you go public with it? Remember that time two people from the ZM team were dating and then Ross bossed out to them at the work drinks? Yeah. That was awkward. It was so uncomfortable.

It was very uncomfortable. I could tell they weren't ready for it. No. They'd been together for a little while. Well was very uncomfortable. I could tell they weren't ready for it. No. But also. They'd been together for a little while. Well, yeah, it turns out that they had. And it turns out everybody knew except me. Truth.

But no one was talking about it. Everybody knew and no one was talking about it. And then Ross says it. And everyone's like, oh, shit, he actually said it. And I was like, excuse me? You were the only one. I was the only one. What kind of loser am I?

Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? Has anyone in our team ever had an office romance? No. No. No? Not while working there. No. When I was on the Thunders, I dated one of them.

Did you? Yeah. Are they still a Thunder? No. What are they doing now? They date someone else at the Hits. Change radio stations. The other radio station.

Oh, that's interesting. I've done it into work, but not in the same office. We're at different sites. Change radio station The other radio station Oh that's interesting I've done it into work But not in the same office Just over at different sites I've got a raunchy story to tell Hang on did you say no Ben? Yeah I said no

But I said not till I'd left Oh is that how the timeline worked out? That girl from George FM See you can't know This is a safe place You're not supposed to do that That could be anyone No there's like three people who work there.

There's someone other than that Teagan girl working there. You're in charge of the beeps. You can do that. That's true, I can, but I'm not going to. You can put beeps. Yeah, you live your life, single Ben. Stop outing him for things that he hasn't said yet. Bloody hell, Ben.

He can delete this if he wants to. You're doing bad friending. I didn't mean to. It wasn't malicious. Why have you got written on your notes, out, Ben? I've got a raunchy story for you. Do you want to hear it? Okay, go. Yes, go.

I used to work at this radio station, and I'd been hooking up with this guy for a couple of months, but it was real casual, and he worked on the street team, and so did I. And then there was a few other good friends of ours. Actually, I was going to say their names, but I won't. Oh, you won't say their names? Oh, you won't say, but you'll say Beans. Anyway, a few other girls that worked on the street team and we went to the Christmas party and I hooked up with this guy at the Christmas party, which no one knew that we'd been hooking up.

This is the first time you hooked up at the Christmas party? No. Oh, okay. We'd hooked up for probably a couple of months before that, but it was super casual on the download. But the first time where people were like, what the fuck? Anyway, turns out that night he then vomited after he'd hooked up with me, and then he took two of the other girls home from the street team

and they had a little – Ménage à trois. Ménage à trois. Oh, my team and they had a little... Ménage à trois. Ménage à trois. Oh, my God. A vomit-infused ménage à trois. Yeah. And I was so weirded out because the two girls were actually really good mates. And I was like, oh, so you were both there.

He must have been hot. Yeah. He was. Right. If he's tashing you on the side and then he can go and score best friends after vomiting and people knew He must be hot He was hot

Like not ridiculous But he had so much charisma And was a really lovely guy Goes a long way You say it was very casual Were you gutted that he had a threesome And you weren't invited? No I think I went home with someone else

It was my early 20s What is in the water in Brisbane? I don't know. Jeepers. Absolute horndogs. Look out. Which is weird because you were talking about the ZM Christmas party today. You're like, when are we doing the Christmas party?

True. Yeah, who are you eyeing up? Do you remember that, guys? Yeah. Yeah, I was asking about that. Watch out, Cam Mentzel. Okay, here's today's podcast, guys. See you later.

Bye. Good afternoon, everybody. Bree and Clint, good afternoon. Afternoon, everyone. Quick question. Yeah. I want to see a quick poll here. How often do you wash your towel?

Oh, good question. Once a week. Once a week poll here. How often do you wash your towel? Oh, good question. Once a week. Once a week? Yeah. Producers? I'd probably be once a week. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't.

No, you wouldn't. I am. That moustache doesn't say once a week. I am, yep. You don't wash your hair, so. That's different. Okay, once a week. Ellie?

One to two times a week. One to two times a week, yeah. We have quite a damp bathroom, and so our bath mat and everything gets really wet. No heated towel rail? There is, but it's a very confined bathroom, and there's only a fan and no windows, so it gets very wet in there.

Nothing worse than a musty towel, because then you have a musty body. Yeah. What about you, Brie? Oh, yeah. Once a week. I think they say every five days to once a week is what you should do.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Another question. Has anyone got into bath sheets yet? What? I have bath sheets. Yeah. So you've got a bath towel.

Yeah. And then there's a bath sheet. It's bigger. It's like a more luxurious bath towel. It's like a towel that's twice the size. It's like a beach towel, but it's for your bathroom. So for someone of my size, because I'm a voluptuous woman, it's like a towel that's twice the size. It's like a beach towel, but it's for your bathroom. So for someone of my size, because I'm a voluptuous woman, it's like a normal towel.

Why do you need a bigger towel for the bath? No, honestly, a normal towel barely covers my vagina. The regions, yeah, right? You guys needed one towel to cover upstairs and downstairs. Yes, and you know what I notice? When someone stays over, like I remember when Big Gay Gorgeous Al was staying over and he'd be in my room and I'd come out in a normal towel. Oh, something nearly slipped out the bottom, that's for sure.

What was it? Oh, no, that sounds wrong. Yeah, what slipped out? Not that. As long as it's slipping out the bottom. I've got two of them. What? The rhymes with daps.

Daps. Oh, no. Please tell me you know what I'm talking about. Nah, but I feel like it's... I don't want to say it. I feel like we're going down a dangerous track. We are. I got it.

I got it. Ben got it. Next on the show, Bree's feeling old. And it's okay. It's okay. Everybody does sometimes. And you're nearing a milestone age, so you would be feeling... This is about the time when you start to get yourself and go,

oh, my God, what am I doing? Something has happened to me three times this week that has made me feel old. Okay, you can share it with all of us next. I'll tell you. This is Post Malone. Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint, the podcast, sit in.

I've been coming to the realisation that I'm getting to that point in my life where I'm looked at as old. I'm getting old. Things start to go south, including my boobs. South? North, east? Yep.

No, south. Yeah. More southwest for me, actually. Really? Depends which way the wind's blowing. Yeah, it does. It does. But there's been a few things,

and it's the same thing that's happened twice this week. Right. That has made me realise that I'm getting old. Well, you are 30 this year. Next year? Well, around within the year. Oh, yeah, it's just, but it's still next year, guys. Whatever.

Anyway, I've had a few appointments this week and a few meetings and stuff and there's been twice that it's happened this week where someone who is clearly younger than me, I'm going to say early 20s, and they've

referred to me as ma'am. Yeah. Just saying to respect. ma'am. Yeah. Just saying to respect. Is it though? Yeah, because you're one of their elders. I didn't think I was there yet. I didn't think I was a ma'am yet.

To them you are. To anyone under 25, you're old. And I mean that with respect because I'm ancient. I still have been asked for ID in the last week though. Yeah, but they... Don't take it away from me. Okay, I won't. Not you specifically.

They do it with you because you're young. But mostly they do it with girls as a compliment. Well, I'll take the compliment. They do. They do. You know what else made me realise that I'm old? I'm getting old? Yeah.

I watched Home Alone this week. And instead of just enjoying the movie, all I could think about was, I'm wondering how much their home loan is. Because that house is massive. God, what was their heating bill like for a building like that? Seriously, yes. Yeah.

What about you? Yeah, I've been having this too. I found myself having to check myself because I have been getting really angry while watching Love Island. Mm-hmm. Yeah, me too. The language that they use and the things that they talk about. I'm like, oh, grow up.

Grow up. And it always happens, as soon as you don't understand some of the words that are being used, you go, oh, this is terrible. What are they talking about having their head turned? When did that become a thing? Cr cracking on tashing on banter you know what about the producers what made you realize uh you were getting a bit old just on the man thing when someone calls me go and talk to that lady over there lady i'm a girl yes i'm a girl yes but apart from that uh when i'm organising a birthday soiree and I'm quite anxious about the fact that everyone might want to stay later than I want to be out.

And what time is that? I'm not sure yet. 9.30. Yeah. If it's on today's side of midnight, you're getting old. Yeah, true. You're getting old. Producer Ben?

Probably that I hang around and produce for talent that are nearing their 40s. Okay. Excuse me. Excuse me. Well, one of us is definitely not. Excuse me. I also, you know what else I realise I might be getting old? What was that, ma'am?

Listen here, young man. I will talk to your manager. I refer to my ankles not as my left and my right ankle, but I refer to them as my good and my bad ankle. Oh, 800 dials in him. Look, it happens to everybody, okay? It happens to the best of us.

When did you realise you were getting old? What was the moment and what is the thing that made you realise you were getting old? Shit, I'm past it 0800 dial ZM, text on 9696, we'd love to hear from you If you know how to text You might have that big font going on Yeah, you might

ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast What was the moment that made you feel like you were getting old? Twice this week, I've had a younger person refer to me as ma'am. Hello, ma'am. Hello, ma'am. And I was like, oh, am I really ma'am? Do you need a chair, ma'am? Someone gets up off their seat on the bus.

Here, please have my seat, ma'am. Please have my seat, ma'am. Are you here for the early bird special, ma'am? Hey, I'd be keen on that. Oh, keen for the early bird special. There's student privileges to getting older. Don't knock it all. But what's the moment that you realised you were getting old, Jamie?

I'm calling in support of the whole man thing. I've been a flight attendant for the past two years. I'm only 20. And I've had fully grown men call me ma'am. And I'm sitting'm staring at them like I'm your child, babe. I guess what's the title you're supposed to

use? Like they're not going to go, oi, girl. Miss? Well, a lot of the time they call us by the name and I'm like name bitch. They call us by name but I'm like, ma'am, really, you can tell? I thought I was still a miss. Don't you feel like, Jamie, you're still, really? You can tell that I'm not a man? I thought that was still a miss. Don't you feel like, Jamie?

You're still a miss. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be happy about miss. Miss feels like you're in trouble, though. Excuse me, miss. Doesn't it? I think I'd rather feel in trouble than feel old. Hey, Julie.

Hi. Julie, what was the moment that made you feel old? It's my son's friends. I had quite a few of them over at my place at one time. And, you know, like, I'm a little bit young in the mind still. And it's when they say to Cameron, you know, I hope my mum is as cool as yours when she's that old. Oh, oh. Oh, God.

Yeah. Also, I think Cameron tells me to grow up. Yeah. Well, there's a pinch of both worlds. They're young and the old. I think when you find yourself using phrases like, I'm still young in the mind, maybe, you know, maybe just maybe...

Julie, my mum always says, like when she looks at a really hot guy, she'll be like, oh, look at that piece of, look at that tasty dish. And then we'll look at her and she goes, oh, I might be old, but I'm not dead. I mean, that's what I'm like with Cameron, Brie. Your relationship with your mum is quite similar to me and Cameron.

But I mean, it's like I had to drive the soccer team to one of their games the other week. And Cameron literally had his hands around my ankles begging me, mum, please don't do any of your jokes. Please just take your age while you take the boys in the van. You sound like a hoot, Julie. I love it. Hey, Connor. Hey, man. When did you realise you were old, bro?

I knew I was old when I started to enjoy the newspaper. Because when I was younger, I never really cared. I thought it was all old and boring people. What's your favourite section, Connor? Connor? Yeah. Oh, your hearing aid's gone. What's your favourite section, Connor? Connor? Yeah? Oh, your hearing aid's gone. It's all right.

I love this text in the text machine. Someone said, I knew I was getting old when my new co-worker was as old as my marriage. Ha! Yeah, look, there's certain... I'm not here to call anybody old,

but there's certain trigger points where you go, I don't feel old. Maybe I am old. Hey, Ruben. Oh, hi, there's certain... I'm not here to call anybody old, but there's certain trigger points where you go, I don't feel old. Maybe I am old. Hey, Ruben. Oh, hi, Brinklin. How are you? Good, mate.

How are you? A bit old. What made you feel old? What was the moment? Oh, I've been... I've had it pointed out to me that I start to make dead noises when I get up out of chairs and stuff.

I make those noises too, yeah. Can you give us an example? Pretend you've been sitting in a comfy armchair for about 45 minutes now and you need to get up to go and answer the door. I have been. And hang on. Yep, that's it. I love it, Reuben.

I make a similar noise. A little bit different though. What is it? Okay, ready? Well, count me in so I can get into it. Yeah, all right. little bit different, though. What is it? Okay, ready? Well, count me in so I can get into it. Yeah, all right. Three, two, one. Walked right into that one.

All right. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Gonna need you to get Dean McCarthy back for me there, please, Ellie. I've just accidentally used my fat fingers to hang up on him. Well, he's in LA, so it takes a little while to call him. Got any personal stories you'd like to tell us?

Well, um... Tell us a personal story that you've had with a celebrity. Me? Yeah. Oh, no, he's back. Luckily, I don't need to. Hi, Dean McCarthy. Hey guys. Look, I'm used to guys hanging up

on me in the middle of the night. That's fine. No problem. I'm sorry. It was a fat finger issue. Dean, you live in LA. You rub shoulders with celebrities all the time. Who's the biggest celebrity that you've smelt? Maybe Meryl Streep. Oh, my God.

You know what she smells like? What? Rich roses, like expensive roses. Yeah. Like roses. I could see that. Fabulous gardens. Flowers at an upmarket florist, not the gas station stuff.

Super fancy ones. Hey, tell us about Kanye. Is he launching his own cult? Wow, you went straight there with that one. Well, okay, now that we've gone there, kind of. He kind of is. If I hadn't seen these photos with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. Let me just describe to you the aerial photo of Kanye West's property in Calabasas.

Multiple igloos made out of wood, little round bungalows, little round things like igloos. Anyway, he is saying that this is going to be prototypes for a new way of all of us to live. He will create a community where there'll be no boundaries of no rich, no poor, no middle class. It's all the same. Everyone lives in the bungalows and that's what he's starting to prototype on his property right now in Calabasas. Sounds like the next FIRE Festival. Yeah. Also, it sounds really risky,

especially after his wife was nearly kidnapped. I'm pretty sure she's quite keen for some boundaries, like security boundaries, some kind of, you know. Is he building it at the house where Kim lives in Calabasas? So, no, he actually, they live on it. This is the irony. They have a $60 million house pretty close by in Holmby Hills, whereas Calabasas is a property that they own.

So, no, the little commune, if you will, is not on their actual backyard. Right, okay. So it's a part-time cult for him. Yeah, part-time. Right. And what's happening with Google? What big event are they throwing? This is so fabulous.

Literally, as we speak right now, in Italy, there is a kind of like convention, if you will, of rich people. And when I say rich, I'm talking Prince Harry, President Obama, Leo DiCaprio, Katy Perry, Harry Styles. It's fabulous. They've all flown in to talk about climate control, but they all flew in on 114 private jets. Yeah.

So the goal... Pot, kettle, black. Yeah, pretty much. You took the words out of my mouth. I also love the idea of asking Harry Styles about climate change. Like, no disrespect to Harry, he's great, but what is he going to do to save the environment? Oh, I know what he can do, use less hairspray.

That'll fix the hole in the ozone layer. That'll get us started. Maybe. I don't know, Dean. What are you? I don't know, mate. I don't know, mate. That is Dean McCarthy with the latest straight out of Hollywood.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You know what? I've been thinking and I need to have options because, you know, what if this job falls through? Yeah, well, not if, when. Yeah, exactly, when. So I thought something big that's, you know, happening in the world is computers, technology.

Yep, sure. Something big that's happening in the world is computers. Yeah, and I thought, you know what, maybe I could become a computer hacker. Right. This is where you fire off my... Oh, you want me to put your hacking music on? My hacking music. Tell us you're going to become a hacker.

I'm going to become a hacker. And I thought, you know, what do hackers do? They're innovative. They come up with different ideas to get around certain security walls and stuff. Technology-based stuff. You've got no idea what a hacker does, do you? But you think you can be one. You're going to attempt some radio hacking today.

Yeah, I'm going to attempt some phone hacking today. Controversial new career choice. Yes, but I'd use my powers for good. I wouldn't be a nasty hacker. Sure. I'd be a good hacker. You'd be your friendly neighbourhood hacker. Exactly.

Yeah. Helping people out. And I had a thought. This could be the dumbest thing that I ever say on radio. I had a thought that obviously with new smartphones these days, there's security. There's a lot of security on the phone. There's, you know, your passcode.

Thumb... Fingerprint. Thumb print. So it's really lot of security on the phone. There's, you know, your passcode. Fingerprint. Thumbprint. So it's really hard to get around those things. Yeah, it's nearly impossible. There's also facial recognition. Yeah. Which they reckon is infallible. That you can't get past it.

And this is why this is going to sound really dumb. I had a thought. Could you use a photo of someone to get into someone's phone? Right, I don't think you're the first person who's tried this hack. But no, let's try it, let's try it, let's try it. I want to try it. So do you have facial recognition set up on your phone? Yeah.

So we're going to try a few things. The first thing I'm going to try is I've got a photo that I've printed out of you. Okay? Show me the photo. This is the photo of you. Okay, fairly recent. I've got a moustache've printed out of you. Okay? Show me the photo. This is the photo of you. Okay, fairly recent. I've got a moustache in there.

Fairly recent. So the phone should recognise this. Okay. And if it works, I get to read out a few text messages. No, that's not the deal. No. Just make sure the phone's unlocked. The phone is...

Like it's awake. Like this? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, it's awake. That should work, yeah. All right. Oh, look, I'm Clint and I'm going to use my phone and I'm going to hold it up.

There's a little lock on the top opened. It says no match. No match. That's okay. That's okay. As a hacker, I've got backups. All right, you've got another way in. I've got backups.

So before the break, before we started talking, I asked you to send me a boomerang of yourself. Yeah, have I set myself up to be hacked? Because I thought a boomerang, there's some movement, so the phone might pick up that it could be more realistic. So we're going to take your boomerang. Are you worried that this is going to work? A little bit.

Well, no, no, I don't think it will because I think it needs something else that you don't have, but I'll leave that until after you've tried. You tell me afterwards. Okay, you ready? I'm also not sure you know whether my phone's unlocked or not. Do you know what it looks like when the phone's unlocked? Like that? Well, it's got a little lock at the top.

Right. Okay, so it's looking at me now. It says no match. Okay, cool. Okay, so I'm going to take your boomerang and then boom, connect it. Oh, see, it's picked it up, but it says no match. So it hasn't worked. That's all I got. Oh, that's it? That was your only other way in?

I was like, she's got a third one. I've got one other option. What is it? Producer Ben, bring in the chloroform. Oh, yeah, hold up. Just hit me over the head with a stool. And I'll just use your face. No, let's test it, though.

Yeah. So say, hypothetically, I came up behind you. And I'm unconscious. And I chloroformed you. Is that what it's called? Yeah. I'll close my eyes and give you an unconscious face. So you lay on the ground.

No, I'll do it standing up. Okay. Come on, then. I'll give you an unconscious face. It you lay on the ground. No, I'll do it standing up. Okay. Come on then. I'll give you an unconscious face. It's not really realistic, but all right. Okay, you ready? All right, so close your eyes. Here we go.

Will it work? I'm in! I'm in! Really? Shit, I've got to get all the way up. Oh, shit, you are in. Wow, that's freaky because you know what that means? That means while your partner's asleep,

you could hold their phone up to their face and then that you're into it and you can read their messages if you just do their facial ID while they're asleep. That's kind of terrifying. Is this you, topless? Give me my phone back. Got him! No, that's me.

It's you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Today I want to talk pizza, okay? In particular, I want to talk about pizza toppings that don't belong on pizza. Avocado. Well, avocado was going to be on my list. Who is putting avocado on a pizza?

Does avocado have any place on a pizza? No. I say no as well because you shouldn't cook avocado. Warm avocado is horrific. And it gets that skin on it. It either goes brown or it gets a skin on it. It's like slimy. Yeah, nah, avocado. So I've got some pizza toppings here, some controversial

ones. And we're not doing pineapple. One, because I'm sick of that conversation. And two, because we're both pro-pineapple. I do love a Hawaiian. First topping. I also like the pizza too. Does salad belong on a pizza? No. Well, let me tell you about it.

No. So there's a new trend coming out of LA where they cook the base and then it comes out and then they put cold salad toppings onto the hot pizza base. No, no, no. No cheese. No. No cheese?

No cheese, just salad, yeah. Okay, that's fine. You say no to salad on a pizza? That's a definite no. Cool. What about calamari on a pizza? Actually, no, let me rephrase. What about seafood on a pizza?

So we're talking calamari, prawns, anything of the oceanic variety. Oh, I mean, I think there's certain seafoods that I would say yes. Like what? Like a prawn. Prawn on a pizza is fine. Whack that on a pizza. Controversial. An oyster, probably not.

No, don't put an oyster on a pizza. My issue is they put it in the oven and it overcooks it. Every seafood that comes out is all rubbery. I agree. What about corn chips? You know how every now and then a pizza place will go, it's our Mad Mex pizza and it's got beef and it's got beans and it's got crumbled up corn chips on it.

It'll probably stab you in the throat. That's the thing, right? They either go soggy, the corn chips, or if they don't, they're going to serrate your esophagus on the way down. It's a no on the corn chips, I think. Let me just check with producer Ellie. I think you'd be pro corn chips on pizza. Oh, it's a bit weird, actually, because they're hard, aren't they?

Yeah. Otherwise, they go soggy. Are we saying no? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a no. No corn chips on a pizza. Okay. What about an egg?

Can you put an egg on a pizza? Because people do. And when they do it, they just crack a whole egg in the middle and then it kind of fries itself while it's in the pizza oven. An egg is not meant to be on a pizza. An egg has no place on a pizza. I'm with you. I'm with you.

And you can call it a breakfast pizza but get off the grass. No. That's a quiche. Oh, I do love a quiche. What about unpitted olives?

You know when you go to a fancy place and they put olives on the pizza but then you bite into it and it's still got the stone in the middle of the olive? I've stabbed someone for less.

I know. Because when you bite down on it too, you could lose a bloody tooth. You could. I don't want to do any work. Actually, I don't want to do any work when I eat the pizza. You do it. Can I just ask, why do unpitted olives exist?

What's the reason? I think because when they marinate them, I think the stone gives them more flavour. It's like cooking chicken on the bone. Don't care. I'll have it with less flavour. Right. Okay. Get the damn olive. No, there's no note of that. What about barbecue sauce?

Does barbecue sauce have any place on a pizza? Yeah. Hell yeah. As a base, as an Italian person, barbecue sauce on the bottom instead of a tomato sauce. Barbecue meat lovers, yo. Yeah, okay. Woo!

Just saying from a fundamental... And then sometimes you can mix both together. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. What about broccoli? Get off the grass. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Very exciting.

Celebrity Treasure Island starts soon. Saw there's a new video out for it today. Looks cool, doesn't it? Matty McLean looking all mask and peddling down a river. Like he's going to go kill someone. Shane Cameron looking all, what's that festival over in Las Vegas? Burning Man. Yeah, it's very Burning Man.

Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, August 18th it goes to air and obviously I was away in Fiji filming for it. I'm one of the hosts alongside Matty Chisholm. And there's been a story that I've been wanting to tell you and the producers for a little while and you were away last week. So I thought I'll wait till Clint gets back.

It's time to get it off your chest. It's time to get it off my chest. Well, go for it. I'm here to listen. Look, over in Fiji, it was pretty gruelling. Like the weather, you were up against the weather, you were tired. What, sunshine? Well, it's 42 degrees. Oh, okay.

It's pretty bloody hot. Yeah. And it's humid and you're tired and you're working bloody hard because, you know, we didn't get a day off. Sure. And there was one particular thing that happened to me on set that's quite embarrassing. And it's not when I fell over because I did fall over in front of everyone.

Yeah, you told us. On set. It wasn't that. Look, it would be towards the end of the show. There's a moment where something happens and I needed to get up really quickly, throw on clothes and I needed to head to one of the camps because something had happened. Okay.

Why didn't you have clothes on? Because it was – well, I had my pyjamas on. Oh, you were in bed? Yeah, I was in bed. Oh, right. Okay, sure, sure, sure. So it was all happening at the last minute and things are moving and they're like, you need to get to set right now. Yeah, you were in bed? Yeah, I was in bed. Oh, right. Okay, sure, sure, sure. So it was all happening at the last minute and things are moving and they're like, you need to get to set right

now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've chucked on clothes and raced down, you know, got in the car and we drove out and got on a boat and all the rest of it. Just before we were about to start filming, because I've gotten ready in such

a rush, I realised I really needed to go to the bathroom. Like bad. Yeah, okay. Ones or twos? Ones. All right. Ones. Yeah.

And at that point, it was too late. They're like, camera's rolling. Are we ready to go? And you're still new to this too. And I'm new to it. It's your first TV gig. You don't want to cause a fuss. I know that feeling.

Yeah. Yeah. And it was only me in this scene. And I'm new to it. It's your first TV gig. You don't want to cause a fuss. I know that feeling. Yeah. Yeah. And it was only me in this scene. It wasn't Matty Chisholm. It was just me. Yeah. And I was like, right, okay.

And have you ever had that moment where you start walking and then it comes on and you really just want to cross your legs and hold it like you were when you were younger? Yeah, I know. Yeah. I mean, you're busting. You're busting. Yeah. Did you do a Fiji wee-wee?

Picture me walking up the beach, right? Yeah. And the cameras are on me. We're rolling. A little bit escaped. Okay. A little bit. Okay. Not everything. No. Just a little bit escaped Okay A little bit Okay

Not everything No Just a little bit God For me that's sometimes worse Because when a little bit That's when the rest comes It's like you pulled the plug on the bath

It's hard to get it back in I pulled back on the reins And I caught it A little bit Right God you must have a strong pelvic floor I try To be able to

To be able to turn the tap off That takes some Some clenching. I was wearing. Don't say grey. Light coloured shorts. And I thought as I was walking, because I just had to go with it and I was like, no, I think I'm safe. I think I'm safe. I think I'm safe. And in this particular scene, I have to sit down

and I didn't really think about it. Once I was in there, I was like head in the game, got to get my lines out, deliver what I'm there to do. So I kind of forgot about it. And as it was finished, I had to start walking back through the jungle by myself. And I've remembered, I was like, oh, I better, probably should check. It was noticeable. Right, you had a big wet patch.

But hopefully, it's such a warm climate that it just dried. Maybe it just dried. Maybe it won't come up Did you tell the editors To make sure that they don't Put it in the final cut? No I was mortified Oh my god You have to tell us

What episode this is So that we can all watch out for it This is like an easter egg There's like a hidden thing Inside the No I don't want people To look out for it

No we do You need to tell us What it is If you spot Bree's wet patch We'll give you a prize If you get a screenshot You win a trip to Fiji. I can't believe I've wet myself on national television. Yeah, on your first TV job.

That's how old I am. And I've been dying to tell someone because I've been so embarrassed. I didn't tell a soul. You said you want to ask a question about this this afternoon. I wanted to ask people, can you make me feel a little bit better? When was the awful time you've wet yourself as an adult? Oh, grim question. It happens, mate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll take the calls. We're real. I'm just saying it's grim. Or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. No, you didn't hear incorrectly. Brie just did tell a story about wetting her pants on Celebrity Treasure Island.

No, a little bit of wee came out on Celebrity Treasure Island. She said they were in a hurry to start filming and so she just went. Mate, I'm professional. I'm professional. I get the job done. I think a professional would say, hold the cameras for a second, guys. I just got to jump in the bush for two ticks. I just got a wee in front of Shane Cameron.

I think Zach Guilford's done it so don't worry about it. So you've asked, just a very you know, just a very basic question, when did a little bit of wee come out? Hi Olivia. Hello, how are you? Good Olivia, tell us what happened. Okay,

I got invited to come from the social media. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Olivia, we're going to come back to you. See if you can move around. We've got bad coverage. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Jess, tell me. When did a little bit of wee come out? Well, it was a Christmas party. It was a couple of years ago now. Oh, no.

And I had had a few lemonades. Yes. And I just woke up in the morning. I was back home in my partner's car. He was just staring at me through the windscreen, really disappointed in me. I had a towel wrapped around me and no pants on. Oh, girl. Because apparently I just sat down and was like, I'm peeing now.

Oh, girl. Oh, shit. Did the relationship survive that incident? It did. True love. It did. True love, mate. True love.

Someone on the text machine said, I wet myself a little bit during laser tag last year. I'm 31 and people wondered what the pool of water was. Why? Were you excited? Laser tag is a bit like that. You know what really brings it out, not for me, more for females, is those trampoline parks. Yeah. You know? And then you go for work bonding exercises and you end up bonding in a whole different kind of way. Is anyone else with me, this is a bit of a throwback, I always used to be busting every time I went to the video store.

Oh, buzzy. Every time. Like as soon as you get in there, you're like, no, got to get out. And I have to pick on the run. What is it about a new release that really gets you going? We're getting so many text messages about this topic as well. There's so many. We'll go back to Olivia.

Olivia, are you there? Yes, I am. Can you hear me now? Yeah, we can hear you. Now we can. Tell us, when did a little bit of wee come out, Olivia? So, I got invited to play a game of social netball with guys and girls

and it was a year after my firstborn daughter, so I thought, you know, I'm good. It's been a year. Surely I'm fine. And I just bought a new pair of tights as well, so I thought, what a great day to debut these. And they were grey, so it was a good time. And yeah, I was trying to keep up with these young boys and my partner came. I could feel some tranquillity, but I was like, surely it was a good time. And, yeah, I was trying to keep up with these young boys,

and my partner came. I could feel some trinket, but I was like, surely, it's all good. And I looked at my partner, and he didn't look too impressed, and I was like, look, can you see me out here? I was showing off. And, yeah, I went up to him and said, have I wet my stuff? He's like, mm-hmm. And I was like, oh.

You didn't even know. I was like, how bad? He's like, pretty bad. I was like, right. What do you? I. I was like, how bad? He's like, pretty bad. I was like, right. What do you? I lift mid-game and tie that thing around my waist as you do. Yeah, you would. Olivia, what are you doing buying grey activewear?

Oh, God knows, right? What? Okay, no, that's not a question for you. That's living on the edge, isn't it? Activewear brands, what are you doing making grey activewear? I don't have anything that's grey that's active wear. Let's go to Phil last. Hey, Phil.

Hi, Phil. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Phil, tell us, when did a little bit of wee come out? So I was working as an abseiler in Mullington and didn't quite realise how long it would take to get to the ground and got a water blaster going right in front of me, which kind of helps assist, you know? Yeah, it gives you that audio cue. I realise how long it takes to get to the ground and got a water blaster going right in front of you,

which kind of helps assist, you know? Yeah, it gives you that audio cue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you can't just leave your other mate that you're abseiling with. So, yeah, I kind of... Phil, did you pee yourself hanging off the side of a building? Yeah, yeah. What about the people underneath you?

Phil, that gives a whole new meaning to that Spider-Man rain scene. Zid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot

Vintage game on this show now You have to guess more movie plots correct than Brie to take out the prize The score for the year is 17 games to Bree and five games to New Zealand. Oh, yeah. Taking you on today is Holly, and Holly's going to beat you. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi.

You sound nervous. Yeah, you know your movies? I'm so nervous. What about car-based movies? Do you know car-based movies? Oh, no. I thought because that new Fast and Furious movie's coming out, and that's what everyone's talking about, we would do car-based movies? Oh, no. I thought because that new Fast and Furious movie's coming out and that's what everyone's talking about,

we would do car-based movies today. I like a theme every now and then. I do love a car-based film. I need you to call out Holly when you think you know what the movie is. Don't wait for me to finish. That's the key to this game, okay? Okay. Best of three, first movie.

A skilled Hollywood stuntman is moonlighting as a getaway driver for criminals. Though he projects an icy exterior, lately he's been warming up to a pretty neighbour named Irene and her young son. When Irene's husband gets out of jail, he enlists the driver's help in a million dollar heist. The job goes horribly wrong. The driver must risk his life with Brie. The Italian job?

Is incorrect. It's a free guess for you, Holly. Oh gosh. Chuck it out there. The driver. The driver. I'll take the driver. It's driver. Oh, okay. I'll. The driver. I'll take the driver. It's driver. Oh, okay. I'll take the driver.

I'll take that. Okay. Was that a guess, Holly? It was a guess. Wow. Okay, cool. You know the Ryan Gosling one? Yes, I do.

Okay, next one. Next movie. All car-based. A music-loving orphan also happens to be the prodigiously... Brie. Baby Driver. Baby Driver's correct. Well done.

There's one all. This is tie-break, okay? This is for the win. Holly, the key to this game is not waiting, okay? If you think you know what it is, get in there, all right? Movie number three. Okay, give us an easy one.

A superstar driver at the top of his game is adored by fans, has a trophy wife by his... Brie. Taledaga Nights. Taledaga Nights is absolutely correct. Get in! Were you going to say Taledaga Nights, Holly? Absolutely not.

Hey, your honesty will award you some movie tickets. Were you going to say Talladega Nights, Holly? Absolutely not. Okay. Hey, your honesty will award you some movie tickets. Yeah, you got on the board so you can have a double pass at the movies. Well done. Oh, thank you so much. No problems. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Get ready to get angry because the story I'm about to tell made me enraged. Thanks, guys. I was feeling a bit too relaxed today. Especially if you're flatting with people. So a friend of mine told me this story about one of her mates who the situation was there was a girl living in a flat looking for another flatmate. He answered the ad and he ended up moving in. So it was him and another girl.

Anyway, he said to her, you know, what's the Wi-Fi situation? And she said, oh, I've only just moved in and I don't need Wi-Fi. Because he said, right, I'm going to get Wi-Fi. Do you want to share it? And she said, no, I've got Wi-Fi, like I've got enough data through work. Right, okay. So she said no. Yeah. So he goes, great, I'm going to get Wi-Fi, like I've got enough data through work. Right, okay. So she said no. Yeah.

So he goes, great, I'm going to get Wi-Fi anyway. It's kind of a flat necessity these days, isn't it? It's like having electricity. Yeah, you'd think so. You'd think so. Anyway, so he organises this Wi-Fi and he's putting the bill himself. He's paying the full Wi-Fi bill. Anyway, eight months down the track, something goes wrong with the Wi-Fi

and he has to look into what's happening with his Wi-Fi plan and all the rest of it. Anyway, apparently there's something, I mean, I'm not that good with technology, but there's something you can do where you go on and you see if other people are jumping on the back of your Wi-Fi. Yeah, you can see how many IP addresses are logged on at one time. Exactly.

Exactly right. Like if your neighbour's like, you know, on there or something. Yeah. Anyway, so he's jumped on and he saw his IP address. That was fine. Obviously, he's using it. And there was one other IP address. It was the flatmate.

It was the flatmate. Anyway, he's decided to change the password and all the rest of it and put like, I think he put like something on it where other people couldn't get on. Don't use technology words you don't know. I don't know the words. I think he encrypted the firewall and backed up the gigabytes. He put a firewall on it.

No, anyway, he put something on it where it made it impossible. He locked her out. Anyway, within, he reckons, within a couple of days, she turns around and says, hey, something's changed with work. I don't have internet on my phone anymore. I was wondering if I could jump onto the. Oh, crap. She's been caught.

Eight months she's been jimmying off his Wi-Fi. Yeah, that's why you've got to be very, very scrupulous when you're getting a flatmate. Never live with a stingy person. Because even if, you know, she might be the best flatmate in the world, but after you find that out, it changes everything. Is it stealing? Has she been stealing from him?

A hundred percent. Is it? I think so. You don't think so? Oh, no, I think it's a crap thing to do. I'm just wondering if it's fully classified as stealing. Like, do you invoice them for the eight months previous? It's stealing. This is the

flat politics that I hate, and this is why I'm so glad that I don't flat anymore. These are the things that I don't miss. Alright, Mr. Rich. We don't want to hear about you owning your own property. Mate, I'm married! What do you want me to do? Get some flatmates? Yeah, why not? Producers, I want to know What do you want me to do? Get some flatmates? Yeah, why not?

Producers, I want to know, do you guys think that's stealing? Has she been stealing? I think so because he's bought a service or it doesn't have to be tangible and he's been using it. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say stealing. Yeah.

Because he's paying for the whole thing. Yeah. He's living there. Just stop being so stingy. Just pay for it. It's like, oh, I didn't actually use any, I didn't use a heater this month, so I don't want to pay that much.

I didn't shower, yeah, yeah. So I'm not paying for the water. I was away for two weeks. I don't know, I'm just using an easy example. Yeah, people do it, yeah. What about people who don't buy

their own washing powder? Yeah. Oh! Yeah. What about people who say they don't use the milk so they don't want to go halves in the shopping

and then you see them having a milky cup of tea? Yeah. It's great. say they don't use the milk so they don't want to go halves in the shopping and then you see them having a milky cup of tea? Yeah. It's great. I want to know from the people on 0800DIALZM, what did your flatmate steal? It could be anything. It could be anything, yeah, yeah.

It could be internet. It could be clothes. It could be girlfriends. It could be a girlfriend. 0800DIALZM. Or you can text us on 9696. What did your flatmate steal? Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast.

What did your flatmate steal from you? Off the back of a story one of my mates told me where a guy had gotten the internet, gotten Wi-Fi for the flat and his flatmate said, no, it's okay. I get enough internet through my work phone. I'm fine. Turns out she'd actually stolen the password off the back of the modem and was using it for eight months. Is that how she got in?

Yes. When she came to him and said, oh, the internet's not working, he should have gone, we don't have internet, and then watched her squirm because then she would have gone, yeah, we do, I've been using it for eight months. Boom, got you, give me my money. Got him. Give me my money.

So we've asked you, what did your flatmate steal from you? There's so many interesting texts coming through on the text machine. Someone said, I lived in Canada and I was losing my ski pass all the time. I then found out my flatmate couldn't afford one and she had been stealing it and using it on the days I was at work. Well, you should have known when she was coming home covered in snow. Hi, Annabelle. Hi. Annabelle, what did your flatmate steal from you? Oh, for starters, she absolutely sucked to live with. She didn't buy anything for the flat.

And then when we kicked her out, she stole all our Tupperware containers. She stole your Tupperware containers? Oh, hell no. That is, that is, that's low. That makes me angry. Hey, Hayley. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks, Hayley. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks, Hayley.

What did your flatty steal? He stole my towels. Oh, no. So, like, everyone has our own separate towels, and he kind of just used the ones in the linen cupboard that no one uses, like the scungy ones. Everyone's got that pile. Yes. And for, like, two weeks, like, a couple of my towels went missing,

and I kept asking, who has my towels? And everyone denied it, even him. And I found out he had them stashed in his wardrobe, in his dirty washing, and it was so gross. Oh, that's awful. Where did he get them from, though? Were you keeping them in the communal linen cupboard, or did he come in your room to get them?

No, I had just finished washing them, so they were hanging out and they were all clean and ready to go. He stole them off the washing line. If he's going to do that, he's the kind of person who'll steal your undies as well. Hey, Ryan. Hey. What did your flatmate steal from you, Ryan?

My flatmate steals all my snacks. Oh, this is a common one, isn't it? Is it expensive snacks? What was his taste? Oh, it's all over the place, you know, from just a casual sugary sweet to, you know, some shapes or could delve into like a bit of a nice fruit. Have you called him out about it?

He takes it all. Yeah, when I find the rubbish in his room, I hit him up. I used to have to keep my snacks in my bedroom for that reason. Did you actually do that? Yeah, but then some rats got in and ate my food. So your other flatmates stole from you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to just read out this one text.

Someone has texted through and said, we had a flatmate once. She bent over to expose her knickers. They were the same pair of knickers I'd just taken off before my shower and left in the washing basket in the bathroom. When I told my other flatmate, she said she had seen her wearing her dirty knickers as well. That's disgusting.

That's awful. That is. Buy some underwear. And she's like, oh, sorry, I'll give them back. No, thank you. You can have them. No, thank you. You've have them. No, thank you. You've now claimed those.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint, birthday banger. To Bali. This is cool. It's the second to last day to get in the draw for this, a trip to Bali, if your birthday banger is the one that gets on air. That's right.

Only 10 people are going to be picked from for this trip to Bali, so it's good odds. Thanks to our mates at Grab One, who are having their ninth birthday and dark travels. Plus, if you win today, you're also going to score for yourself events, cinemas, double passes, and a $50 Grab One voucher. Oh, kaboom! Let's get into it. We'll figure out what was top of the

charts on these people's 16th birthdays. Hi, Danielle. Hi. Dani, what's your birthday? 20th of July, 1998. Okay, you were 16 in 2014 on the 20th of July, and back in 2014, this topped the charts. Is this song five years old? It is. Wow.

That's your birthday banger, Danny. Not bad. No, not good. I like it. Okay, let's go to Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi.

What's your birthday, Renee? 15th of October, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 15th of October, and this is your birthday banger. A Pink's breakup song from when her and Kerry Hart had their break. That's right. That's what this was, eh? And this is the song that also brought those two back together.

Why? Because she asked him to be in the film clip, and that's how they reconnected. Oh, there you go. You like your birthday banger, Renee? I do. I think it's a real banger. Yeah, it's a good sing-along. Finally, Tamara.

Hey, Tamara. Hello. What's your birthday, Tamara? 26th of November, 1988. Okay, you were 16 in 2004 on the 26th of November. And on that day, this topped the charts. Yes. Gonna call on me.

Call on me. Eric Prids and Call On Me. That is a stonker. Hell of a good music video to this song too. Wasn't it? They were all in spandex, if I recall. Mm, jazzicising. Ooh, chair. Aerobics.

Okay, wait there, Tamara. What are we picking? What's our winner for Birthday Banger? I get good vibes from that last one. Yeah, so do I. I think that's the winner. It's a classic, right? It is a classic.

Okay, Tamara, we've got for you that Grab One prize. Event Cinemas double passes, a $50 Grab One voucher, plus you are the second to last person in the draw for two people heading to Bali on GrabOne. Oh, that is awesome. Thank you guys so much. Enjoy your birthday banger tomorrow. I will.

Thank you. Rian Clint, Zedim. Call me, call me, call me I'm a slave on your knees I'm a slave on your knees Outro Music ស្លាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបរូវតែរបស់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពី I'm sick of me I'm sick of me I'm sick of me I'm sick of me I'm sick of me I'm sick of me I'm sick of me I'm sick of me See you then.

Bree and Clayton, there's Eric Pridson, Call On Me, the winner of Birthday Banger today. That's correct. Do you have any more Eric Prid songs we can play? Oh, let me... You know how we always, you know, the Birthday Banger we play. Yeah, we always play another song from the artist. We come back and we reminisce on another song.

Yeah. What about the great Eric Prid song that we all loved, Breathe? Oh, this is the tune? I don't remember this one. What about Liberate? Oh. Oh, come on, mate. Now, hang on.

This is a bit Ministry of Sound, isn't it? Wait for the drop. Still waiting. Don't go before the drop. Don't go early. Oh Don't go Don't go early Oh, weak Oh, it was a weak drop What about

Proper Education Oh, yeah I love that song From Eric Prince Oh, no, this is good This is the Pink Floyd remix Yeah

We don't need no Oh, okay This one actually bangs I wonder if we'll get a drop before this ends. I'll give it 15 more seconds. Birthday bangers brought to you by GrabOne this week. We're giving away a trip to Bali for their ninth birthday. Missed the drop.

Oh, no, there it is. You talked over it. That's blasphemy. You can get the Grab One app and keep up to date with all deals near you. We're drawing it tomorrow. We're going to have a winner tomorrow. I'm so excited. We're going to give someone a trip to Bali tomorrow on the show.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You know how they've just taken the likes off Instagram? That's just the start, baby. Social media could be going through its biggest change since it was invented. What else are they doing? There's a bill that is going forward in the States at the moment. So if it changes there, you've got to think it'll roll out worldwide. It's called the SMART Act, which stands for Social Media Addiction Reduction Technology.

Okay. So the idea is to get you off your phone and to get rid of all the negative impacts that come from social media, like anxiety and insecurity and just the need to constantly be scrolling Instagram. Yeah. So this is all social medias too. It's not just Instagram.

It affects Facebook, Snapchat, Twitter, even YouTube, if you consider YouTube a social media platform. Yeah, it is. Because people are putting videos and other stuff on there. Here's some of the things that the bill would ban. It would remove the ability for infinite scrolling. You know how now you can go on Instagram and you just keep going. And Facebook, your timeline, it just refreshes.

Like there is no physical end to it, which actually makes you feel like you've never completed the job. And that's what they say is one of the biggest problems with, you know, Instagram or Facebook is that there is no end. There's no end. Because you think about other things that you do. For example, this show, there's an end. If you're listening to the podcast.

And thank God there's an end. If you're listening to the podcast version of our show right now, it comes to an end. If you're watching a movie, it comes to an end. If you're listening to the podcast version of our show right now, it comes to an end. If you're watching a movie, it comes to an end. As a human being, you need to feel like you've completed something for fulfillment. It's like a primal thing inside you.

Except for exercise. I can finish that at any time. Yeah, exercise is a journey. Okay? Yeah, yeah. They also, in this act, would remove the ability, so this is where it affects YouTube, but also Facebook and Instagram, they would take away the ability for videos to autoplay. So when you know how you scroll past something

and it starts playing and you're like, oh, I might stop and watch this now, you would have to actively click on it if you wanted to watch it and it would take away the next video starting automatically. Same with Netflix. Same with, true. That's what Netflix does

and that's why a lot of people continue to watch starting automatically. Same with Netflix. Same with, true. That's what Netflix does. And that's why a lot of people continue to watch because it rolls through into the next episode. Because you go, I might as well. Yeah. The next one is quite interesting because this is that dopamine bit that they talk about where you get that little reward. They want with this bill to take away badges

and other awards that are linked to engagement with the platform. So you know how on Snapchat you have the Snap Streak? So you get your little number with your friend that shows how long your streak is. Yes. Or there's badges that you had to achieve, like 10,000 uploads or that sort of thing,

and they become goals and you become competitive with yourself. You're like, damn, I've got to get that one. I've got to get that one. I've got to get that stupid little icon that means nothing. I have that same problem with the Air New Zealand app. Do you? To me, it's a game. What?

Like, do you know what I mean? Like getting air points and I'm like, oh, if I get a few more air points. Oh, you're addicted to getting air points. I am because you're like, I can get to that next level. I can get to silver here. If I get that many points, I can get to gold. Oh, well, link up your New World card, girl, because you can be getting all the air points you like.

What's that? What is that? What? You can get air points at New World. Did you not know that? They stopped there on the way home. And the other thing they would get rid of is that you would have to have natural stopping points on anything. So if articles auto-refresh as well.

So the idea being they take the bits that get you addicted to it away. Would you be up for that? Like, do you want, when you're on Instagram, do you want to get to the end of the feed? Like, do you want to get to the end of the feed? Do you want to be able to... The addictive part of me is going, hell no, that's a terrible idea. I can do what I want. I've got self control. And then the other part of me is like,

yeah, it's a good idea. Yeah, you need this. Because your bathroom needs to be cleaned and stop scrolling through Instagram. It's your brain here. Help us out. You're getting dumber by the second. Threw was a freaking bone, girl. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Hey, you know those stories that you hear about someone who finds something at like an op shop and they buy it and it turns out to be treasure, like Antiques Roadshow styles, right? There's a story out of Christchurch today about a guy who has bought a piece of sporting memorabilia, which turns out could be worth an absolute fortune. Where did he buy it from, do you know? So he bought it from a, you know what a deceased estate auction is?

Yeah, it's where they auction off, yeah, when someone obviously. Dead people's stuff. Yeah, dead people's stuff. Kind of sad. It is sad. Like, yeah, I think maybe if they've got debt or something when they die. Right. So they do that to clear maybe the bank, get their money back or something.

It wouldn't be much for them to auction off at mine. It'd be like an old crappy mattress and probably some bags of cheese out of the fridge. Yeah. That's sad. It is sad. I feel bad for you. Oh, thanks. Anyway, back to the story.

Guy in Christchurch has bought a cricket bat, which turns out may have belonged to a man called Don Bradman. Sir Donald Bradman? Sir Donald Bradman. And if you know your cricket, you know who that is. And if you don't, he's apparently the greatest cricket player of all time. Being an Aussie, I know exactly who the Don is, and he is Aussie royalty. Everyone knows who that Don is. And he is Aussie royalty. Everyone knows who that guy is.

He was the guy that, you know, pretty much put cricket on the map for the Aussies. Born in 1908, I think, and he died in 2001. Yeah, he lived a long life. They say he's the greatest player of all time. So this is his bat. And how do they know that? Because it's got his signature on it and it's signed by,

so apparently the way you know is it's signed in the ownership position of the bat. Whereas if he was autographing a bat, you don't sign it in this spot. There's a certain spot that you sign it if it's your bat. Really? And so he's done that

and then it has the signatures of the English cricket team that were touring at the time in the 1930s. So that's how old this cricket bat is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So he paid a couple of hundred dollars for it at auction. Good deal.

It's going to a sports memorabilia auction in Australia. It's rightful home, where they think it's going to sell for about $40,000. Wow. Even better, the guy who bought it is currently unemployed and doesn't have work at the moment. And now he might have made $40,000 on a vintage cricket bat. That's a big deal, right? I've got a question for you, though.

So you've got this bat. You've got this one-time only bat. It's worth $40,000. It was handled by the greatest cricket player of all time. Do you have one go with it? Yeah, you have a player of all time. Do you have one go with it? Yeah, you have a hit. Do you go out and have one hit with it? It's almost 100 years old, this bat.

You could break it. You could break it, or it could be like, you know that movie Like Mike, when he gets Michael Jordan's shoes, and all of a sudden he starts playing like Michael Jordan? Imagine you get Sir Donald Bradman's cricket bat, and you start tonking it all around the park, and you take on his skills.

Oh my God. Do you still sell it, or around the park and you take on his skills. Oh my God. Do you still sell it or do you try and become a cricket star? God, the questions are endless for this man from Christchurch. Do you reckon a Sir Don cup would be worth the same? As in his box? Yeah. His cricket box? The cricket box.

I don't know. He signed it. I don't know. It's got his sweat in it. Did they have worn them back then? Nah. And would it have been made of wood? It's quite a sweat in it Did they have worn them back then? Nah And would it have been made of wood? It's quite a porous material

Anyway, let's not think too hard about it Makes sense putting a wood box on top of a Yeah, there you go I want to talk about a hot mum over in LA for a minute There was this kid who is 16 And he posted a picture on social media of him and his mum. Oh no, that's the worst age to have a hot mum. Yeah. It is.

It's true. So he posted this picture and I think they were going to a dinner. And anyway, the picture has received thousands and thousands of comments. Is he famous, this kid? Or is he just a regular? He's not. God, that's the power of a hot mum. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. He's an Asian kid from Asian descent. And obviously his mum is Asian as well. And someone asked, is that your mum or your girlfriend? A lot of people getting confused thinking it's his girlfriend or his sister. Yeah. And I've seen the photo and this is very visual for radio. Yeah.

Are you going to show me? I'm going to show you. I'll be the judge. New Zealand, let me be your eyes. Okay. Okay, here we go. Ready? This is the picture of the kid and his hot mum.

Whoa, that's a hot mum. Whoa. Whoa. Does that not look like his girlfriend? I know he's only 16 Whoa That's a hot mum Whoa Whoa Does that not look like His girlfriend I know he's only 16 Hot son too Yeah he's a good looking kid

He's quite built Um I can see Why that they would think That that was His girlfriend That could easily be His girlfriend

She looks young It's also the pose So he's standing there They've had like a ball photo It's a couple pose It's a couple pose So he's standing there With his hand around her waist She It's a couple pose It's a couple pose So he's standing there With his hand around her waist

She has her hand around his waist But she's placed her hand On his lower abdomen It's a very intimate place For you to be placing your hand Mum Here's my question To the crew here

At the Bree and Clint show Have you ever had a crush On your mate's mum? No Or dad We'll take dad Oh no No I haven't So the mum was an option Have you ever had a crush on your mate's mum? No. Or dad. We'll take dad. Oh, no, I haven't.

So the mum was an option, but not the dad. I do know what it's like to have a hot mum, though. I do have a wee little story. Have you got a hot mum? Well, she's quite pretty, and she's in quite good shape for her age. Yeah. And my ex-boyfriend, this was probably four years ago, she has this dress that we always used to go on about,

this red dress, and it made her, you know, look really good. And they always went on about it. And one New Year's, my mum woke up on the 1st of January and she had a voicemail. I wasn't with my boyfriend at this point. Ex-boyfriend and his best friend have called my mum and just left this, like, really lemonade- What, they made a pass at her?

Like, literally, oh, like, they had a good relationship with my mum, but literally left a voicemail being like, oh, Karen, that really, like it was just this horrific drunk voicemail of how hot my mum is. Yeah.

And did they pull? No. Oh my gosh. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Brie, have you had any,

uh, raunchier dreams of recent? You know, like dreams where it's you and someone else? Nah, not lately. Nah? Can't say. Not when you're in Fiji? Nah, I've been getting it in real life, so I don't have it.

I've got an article here that's been published in the New Zealand Herald that tries to explain what the different kinds of dreams mean. You know how when you're dreaming something, you shouldn't take it too literally? It normally means something else within your subconscious. Or that's what they tell us to make yourself feel better. That's what they tell you. Yeah, so you can decide on this,

but this is what this article says. So if you have a dream where you're doing that thing, but your partner is not there, someone else is there. So it's someone else, stranger? That's the most popular version of the dream, by the way, for it partner is not there. Someone else is there. So it's someone else, stranger? That's the most popular version of the dream, by the way, for it to be someone else. If they happen frequently, it could be a sign that you want more

than you're currently getting, if you know what I mean. Well, that dream doesn't mean something different then. That means exactly what you think it would be. Yeah, true, I guess. But it doesn't mean that you definitely don't want it with your partner it just means you want more maybe with your partner right okay um what if uh you have one where you're doing it in a public place like an outdoor uh venue or maybe you're doing it in the office yep um that supposedly means adventure in life. No. No?

No, the opposite. It means that you're feeling vulnerable and self-conscious in your life. And so that's a dream about being exposed and doing it out in a random place. Or that you think you're about to be found out for something that you're hiding in your actual life. That's what a public place raunchy dream can mean. Right. If you're harbouring a secret and having that dream. What about if you're doing it with someone from work?

Yeah, what does that mean? Have you ever had a dream about someone here at ZM? Um, no. Have you not? I can't say I have. Right. Not that I can remember. Ross Boss?

Definitely not. If you have a dream about someone at work If they're your colleague It could mean that you appreciate some of the work They've been doing recently What? And that's what you're doing with them? Yeah, that's your way of thanking them in your dream Or if you have a dream about your boss It could mean that you're seeking validation from your boss

You want a little bit of praise from your boss How awkward if you have it about your boss And then you have to see that person the next day Every day, you have to see them every day. That's the thing about a workmate dream is you see them almost more than anybody else in your life. Then you have flashbacks. You're in a meeting and it comes to you.

If you have a dream about you're doing it with a friend. This happened to me. Yeah, you've dreamed about one of your friends. No, but remember PJ. Yes. From Jason PJ. Okay. Had this dream about me. So you'll like this. If you have a dream about doing it with a friend? Yes. From Jason PJ. Okay. Had this dream about me.

So you'll like this. If you ever dream about doing it with a friend, it could mean that there's something about their personality that you wish you had yourself. Okay, well, that's a compliment. Maybe they're confident or funny or wealthy or something like that. Right. So maybe PJ's jealous.

Maybe that's what it means. No, she's got everything. And finally, if you have a same-sex dream. So you're not a... So this is PJ as well. Right, it is actually, yeah. You're not outwardly gay or bisexual and you have a same-sex dream. It could mean that you're reconsidering notions of gender and power within your normal life.

E.g. you're trying to navigate feeling more masculine or feminine than you think you should. Right, so what if you are gay and you have a same-sex dream? Well, then that's just a dream. Just roach it! That's the science. That's what the dream science says. Or you just take them at face value.

You had a dream about someone at work, means you're hot for them. And maybe you should make a move on them. No, don't take that advice. Why not? Why not? Why not? If you're hot for them and maybe you should make a move on them no don't take that advice why not why not why not if you're single does that mean does that mean you're gonna hook up with ross boss uh you and your wife lucy recently welcome into the world beautiful baby tooey yeah and she's three weeks old today by the the way. Yeah, three weeks today. And obviously that has sent yours and Lucy's world upside down

because you're trying to deal with this thing that you've got no idea about. And has no biological clock. No. Like it doesn't know when it's nighttime. Just go to sleep! I can just imagine yelling that at my own kid when I have one. It's like go to sleep or if you're going to be awake, just chill out, man. Yeah. Like can we just watch a Netflix or something? Can you just relax? Can you just like just be chill? I'll put on Paw Patrol when I have one. It's like go to sleep or if you're going to be awake, just chill out, man. Yeah.

Like can we just watch a Netflix or something? Can you just relax? Can you just like just be chill? I'll put on Paw Patrol. I'm chill. You be chill. I thought what can I do to help you guys out because obviously, I mean I've never had a baby,

but I can imagine how crazy and hectic that would be. It'd be chaos. And it was so nice when you came around and offered to witness. And I said, Brie, I don't think you're going to be able to make the milk. And you're like, put the baby on. Let's see what happens. I've got a female body. We can do anything.

There's got to be something in these things. Come on. No, I ended up just cooking you guys a few meals. So nice. Yeah, to drop around. So I'm like, you know, you don't have to worry about cooking. You can deal with the rest of the stuff. It is actually the most helpful thing that anybody can do and i seriously appreciate it

brie did us enough food for like three dinners for both of us yeah so just to help you guys out a little bit and uh and contrary to popular belief it's good food oh he's actually he's actually quite a good cook thanks mate for this dish anyway appreciate that backhanded compliment no no it's a compliment you're you're good you're good i was talking about it with one of my friends and they were like oh what are you doing and i was like oh i'm just dropping food over for clint and lucy and she goes to me she's like oh has he done up a roster and i was like what pardon me she goes oh she has one of my friends when they a baby, they did up a food roster. So they organized a spreadsheet where people could put in their name and what meal they're cooking and what days they're bringing it over.

I found that to be very, very bizarre. So it treads a fine line between hyper-organized and a little bit rude, right? Yeah. If you've done it, I'm not saying you're rude, but it can – we didn't do it, by the way. We haven't done a food roster. No. But I can see how it could come across rude because you didn't decide to have the baby. We did.

We're just doing a nice thing and bringing us some food. It makes it a little bit – it takes the shine off it a little bit because they're expecting it then. Yeah. Maybe. I would log into the spreadsheet and I'd look into next week and I'd go, ooh, what are we having? little bit like it takes the shine off it a little bit because they're like expecting it then yeah i would log into the spreadsheet and i'd look into next week and i'd go oh what are we having and then it would get to that day and you haven't delivered your spaghetti bolognese yet better message and i'll text you and go hey you're just checking the food roster and it's your night to bring us spag bol just um i mean shortland streets i am just wondering when it's gonna get here you coming over or yeah what are your thoughts on that?

You've got to be careful with it. I think if someone else sets it up for you, sweet as. Like if a helpful friend. Yeah, like if someone's done it. If someone wants to step up on Facebook and go, hey, our friends have had this kid or they've had an operation or they've fallen on hard financial times, something like that. So I've done a nice thing. I've made a food roster. If you want to be a part of it. If you want to be a part of it.

Put your name down. Yeah, put your name down. And maybe they don't even have to know about it. But have you seen your own food roster? Yeah. And imagine if it's like three years down the track. I know. And the kid's three and you're like, guys, just checking up on that food roster.

A few of you are slacking off. I kind of noticed that a couple of you haven't contributed to the roster recently. By the way, my taste buds have changed and I'm really in a chicken mood this week. And I'm also looking to go gluten free. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hit music with Lucy here.

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