ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 20th 2018

Episode Date: August 20, 2018

Most relieving feelingBree’s ski failClint owned a horse for a dayBirthday Banger!Bree had a fight on a planeGrease is 40years oldGreen Party baby bikeRedbull vodkaBlack FernsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clunk! Kia ora everybody! Welcome to the show Brie and Clunk... Brie what? Brie and Clunk. Brie and Clunk.

Hey, it could have been worse. You could have said something else. I could have missed the L. That would have been a really big issue. Or you could have added an I. Oh right. There's lots of variations. Happy Monday mate. Yeah, happy Monday to you too. You've had a long weekend, haven't you? I've had a good weekend. Oh, right. There's lots of variations. Happy Monday, mate. Yeah, happy Monday to you too. You've had a long weekend,

haven't you? I've had a good weekend, really good weekend. Mate, you messaged me at 2.30 in the morning on Friday night. I did not. You did?

Literally, all it said... Wait, wait, wait. Is this for the radio? Yeah, it's for the radio. All right, what did it say? All it said was, how good's bloody Sydney? How good is Sydney, though?

And I literally looked at it the next morning and went, Oh, Clint's had a big one. You went to Christchurch? I went to How Good's Christchurch. How Good's Christchurch. I love myself some Christchurch. I think that's my new favourite spot. Okay.

Went to the slopes. Yeah. Ben McDowell, producer from Christchurch. Big Canterbury man. Yeah, people in Christchurch would know think that's my new favourite spot. Okay. Went to the slopes. Yeah. Ben McDowell, producer from Christchurch. Big Canterbury man. Yeah, people in Christchurch would know Ben McDowell. He hates being named on the show. He hates being named. So I love naming his full name, Ben McDowell from Christchurch.

What a guy. We'll get his phone number out there one day soon. Hey, Secret Sound's coming up at five o'clock today. If it doesn't go at five, we have a special Secret Sound interrogation for our soundkeeper. We've had a few people messaging the Bree and Clint Facebook page saying, come on, guys, can you get on the people's side? We need a bit more help. And we're going to give you that this afternoon.

I don't think in an unfair way, but it's really going to test secret soundkeeper Annabelle's ability to defend her $50,000 today. Yeah, it's going to be great. I love that you can tell both you and I have had a fairly decent weekend because we've both got a bit of a rough. Oh yeah, we should open a sexy phone line today, I think.

Which is going to help after 5.30 when we do the remake of Grease the Megamix. Next though, I have what could possibly be described as the most relieving feeling of all time. You know when you have something happen and you just go, oh, that feels good.

Speaking of, I need to go wait. All right, you do that and we're back after this song. Brie and Clint, ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint. What do you think, Brie, is the most relieving feeling there is? Unbuttoning my pants. Oh, yeah, that's your one. Actually, I haven't done it this afternoon.

Yep. I am correct. I love how I could hear that. That's how strained my butt is at the moment. There was pressure on it. We were out the other day at a pub and Bree goes to one of the girls, Oi, give me your hair tie. She showed her this trick where you can put the hair tie

through the eyelet of your jeans and then loop it around the dome and then any jeans can become elasticated jeans by the use of one hair tie through the eyelet of your jeans and then loop it around the dome and then you have any jeans can become elasticated jeans by the use of one hair tie. It was a great life hack. It's a great life hack. We'll make a video and put it up on our brain camp page. Is that better than the feeling of taking your bra off?

Same kind of feeling. At the end of the day. Is it better than taking off a pair of shoes that are slightly too small? Oh, that's good too. Or taking off a pair of heels. How good is that, Clint? See if any of them compare to this. Oh, I don't know. That's what I meant to say.

I don't know. See if any of those feelings compare to this. There's a lady in Scotland who is making the news all over the world today because she's just had a contact lens removed from her eyeball that's been in there since 1990. That's disgusting. It is disgusting. But somehow, for 28 years,

she managed to avoid getting an infection. It just sat in there. How did she not know it was in there? So she was playing badminton and got hit in the eye and assumed the contact lens fell out. And it was one of those, I don't wear contact lenses, but do they still do the hard ones?

Surely they do. You know how they used to be like really expensive because now they use disposable ones. So there's ones that are disposable and then there's ones that you can use for like however many months. And they're hard, yeah. So it was one of the hard ones. She assumed it fell out, couldn't find it, carried on with her life.

She went to the doctor because she started to have a bit of swelling going on there and they did an x-ray. There was a contact lens that had been pushed up inside her eyelid and sat there for 28 years. She was 14 when it happened. She's in her late 40s now. God, what a relief when they removed that. Can you imagine the feeling? Can you imagine the minute it comes out? Do you remember the woman? There was a story about it like last year. She had guess how many contact lenses in one eye?

How many? She had 27. See, then you're taking the piss. No. Yeah, that was a true story. I know, but she as a person is taking the piss. Yeah. Stop forgetting they've got contact lenses in there.

Apparently, because there were so many of them, they'd all kind of clumped together. She thought she had a cataract. It turns out it was just 27 contact lenses. Imagine, so that one's good, but imagine 28. Imagine the feeling when that gets, what, scooped out? I don't even know. Cut out?

Squeezed out? I don't even know how they get that out of the eye. I don't know how you get that many into the eye. Anyway. Can you imagine this woman? She would have been married for 20 years to someone and they take it out and they're like, oh, is that what you look like?

God damn it. Spent the weekend in Christchurch. How good's Christchurch? Yeah, it's on the up. I like that place a lot. There's a lot of cool things happening there. Super rugby champions. Are they?

What do you mean, are they? Don't let them hear that. They just want it. There's a lot of other good things about Christchurch. Like they've got the wizard, which is very cool. I saw the wizard. How was that? It was awesome.

Yeah. And someone messaged me on my Instagram because I put him on my Instagram. Yeah. And someone goes, I've lived in because I put him on my Instagram. Yeah. And someone goes, I've lived in Christchurch for five years and I've never spotted the wizard. Hey, he's always in the square. Yeah, and I saw him there on my first weekend in Christchurch. Right.

Anyway, I went down there to do a bit of skiing with a few mates at Mount Hutt. And, you know, there's those people that look really cool when they're skiing or snowboarding and then there's me. I've skied a few times. How are you getting on and off the chairlift? Well, this is what I want to tell you about. So I was having a great day. I did the green runs to start off with and then I was building my way up, did a few of

the harder runs. I was going well. Hadn't fallen all day. Well done. And anyway, we're right down to the bottom of the lift and we're catching the lift up to one of the green runs and this instructor says to us, to me and my mates, she goes, oh, do you guys mind if you take this little one who was about, I reckon she was about seven or eight, do you guys mind if she sits on the lift with you?

It's her first time but I've got a whole class here. And we said, yeah, of course, no worries. She can jump seven or eight. Do you guys mind if she sits on the lift with you? It's her first time, but I've got a whole class here. And we said, yeah, of course, no worries. She can jump on with us. It'll be fine. I've been skiing for 45 minutes. I'll look after her. I'm a pro. Anyway, so this little one gets on with us and she's sitting next to me

and then my friend Sarah is sitting next to her. We try to make conversation with her. She's from Aussie. Didn't like to talk much. No. We said, oh, you know, is this your first time skiing? She said, yes. She goes, this is my first time on the chairlift.

And we said, it's fine. We'll take care of you. As we were coming up to where we get off, we were like, okay, lift your skis up and then as we're coming, we'll lift the bar up so we can all jump off. Yeah. Anyway, I hadn't fallen the whole day. I was going well.

As we were getting off the chairlift, the bars come up, this little kid, because obviously the kids don't have poles when they're skiing. No. I've stood up. This kid's panicked. She's grabbed my pole. Oh, no.

She's grabbed my pole. As we were coming down this steep little lip off the chairlift, pulled me into the ground. I've fallen over. Taken out my friend as well. This little kid has gotten away scot-free. We've kind of collided and she's skied off into the distance. Next minute there was a pile-up of like ten people behind us.

Everyone was like, oh, bloody amateurs, get out of the way. Anyway, we managed to finally get up and there's little kids waiting for her ski instructor. Yeah. I just hear the conversation where the ski instructor gets off the lift and she goes, how'd you go? And the girl goes, yeah, really well. Those girls fell though. Zinian's brilliant, Clint.

Over the weekend, I got to experience just for a day, just for 24 hours what it's like to be a millionaire. Well, you've got a KOTU membership. You're not a millionaire. No, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing to do with... Every time I walk past the KOTU lounge, I'm like, oh, that's where Clint goes. Oh, right. Into

the lounge. I wonder what's in there sometimes, I wonder. Anyway. On the weekend, I got to pretend that I was the owner of a racehorse. First it's a Kauru membership, next it's a racehorse

and you're catching limos to the All Blacks game. We were in Sydney for a seat All Blacks game and the guy who organised the trip goes, oh, you know what would be a good warm-up for a night of rugby if we coded a full day at the races first? That's a long day. It's a big day.

I love that you guys all dressed exactly the same. That was a real basic bros accident. So we all show up. You've all got the same suit. But the same suit that we've put together, a blue jacket, some tan chinos and a blue tie. Literally the basic dude starter kit. Yeah, the basic dude starter kit.

How good though? So good. Yeah, yeah. You guys look like a band or something. We managed to get tickets through a guy who another friend knows who owns a racehorse. So it was the friend's cousin's hairdresser's friend of a friend. I don't know the guy at all, but someone in the group knows someone that knows him.

Anyway, his horse was racing that weekend, and when you have a horse in there, they treat you like royalty. I was going to say, because they're the ones that are bringing in all the money. Yeah. He goes, I can't be there. Do you guys want to take my ticket and represent me when you get there? Is this the birdcage?

Yeah, you get to do the birdcage. You get to do everything. So when you arrive there at first, you birdcage? Yeah, you get to do the birdcage. You get to do everything. So when you arrive there at first, you go in a separate entrance. It's not an actual birdcage, by the way. No, it's a big round circle that horses walk around in. Where all the fancy people go. Yeah. So we go to the fancy people gate.

Right. We're just four dudes all wearing the same suit. They're like, the Backstreet Boys are here. Everyone's pulling up in like Jags and Mercedes and stuff. The four of us get out of the back of a Prius Uber. Nothing wrong with that. And the lady goes, I think you guys have got the wrong gate. And I said, no, I think you'll find we're horse owners.

Thank you very much. And what did she say? She says, oh, well, where's your tickets then? We showed her literally the ticket. It has a picture of a horse on it and underneath it says owner. And she goes, I'm very sorry, gentlemen. I'm very sorry.

She goes, I'm used to people wearing top hats and monocles. You've got to hang it off a certain position on your jacket and that's how they know it's legit. She goes,

just fix it on here, sir and you won't have any more problems. So that's why she knew you guys were foolish. I tell you what though, once we had it on the jacket, nothing could stop us.

Good to go. When you own a horse, you are like a god. I mean, what did you get? I only had a on the jacket Nothing could stop us Good to go When you own a horse You are like a god I mean What did you get? I only had a racehorse What exactly did you get? Let me tell you what we got

So we got access to a special area When we got in there We got One complimentary free drink Living it up And it wasn't as deluxe As I thought it was going to be We got one complimentary pack

Of finger sandwiches Oh killing it This is each by the way I saw this actually On your Insta story You got a sandwich each because I thought it was going to be. We got one complimentary pack of finger sandwiches. Oh, killing it. This is each, by the way. I saw this actually on your Insta story. You've got a sandwich each. Oh, no way. Not each. I know.

And then it gets good. Then your race is about to happen and they come and get you and they go, excuse me, gentlemen, your horse is about to start. And by that stage, we'd all gone, got to remember our horse's name. Got to remember our horse's name.

What was the horse's name? The horse's name was Sharpness. Sharpness. So you get under the birdcage, the bit where they parade the horses around, and you're standing there with all the other millionaires. They put you in the middle, and all these guys who have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars into

these horses are standing there looking at their horse, and you've got to pretend you know what you're doing. And you go, yeah, she's looking good. Look at the butt muscles. I can just picture you guys being like, yeah, Sharpie! Yeah, get it, Sharpie. And they're like, oh, you guys' horses

looking good too. I'm like, yeah, thank you. We've been putting in some really hard yards into this horse. What do you mean, hands? The horses walk down a special tunnel

and then you follow your horses down. Oh, like the All Blacks do? Yes, yeah, into the horse stadium, also known as the race course. And you go under the bit and there's a special area

just for the horse owners and you stand there and they race and you're right on the finish line. So we had our bets. We put our bet on our horse. We're like, put all the money you've got left on sharpness. That's our horse. Imagine if she comes in.

12 bucks. Yeah. 21. And then the race goes off and you're yelling for your horse and everyone's cheering and you feel the pressure come on. You're like, this actually feels like it's our horse

and you're in this incredible moment and then they run past the finish line guess where sharpness came last dead last I turned to the guy who came first

I was like good race and he goes not for you your horse was last Zinni is brilliant Clint last week we spoke about a nasal apparatus

that you can use when you've got babies that can't blow the nose themselves. And essentially... You say we, you talked about this. This is all... I saw it on my friend's Instagram because they're all having babies and here I am not wearing a bra. So, you know, same, same.

And they were using this on the baby. I could barely watch it. It's where you literally suck from one end and it's got a tube and then you put the other end in the baby's nose and you suck the snot out of the nose. And if you missed it, there's an ad for it. It explains it all.

Invented by a Swedish pediatric ear, nose and throat doctor. Nose Frida, the snot sucker, is smart, safe and hygienic snot sucking. Simply place the tube to form a seal with the outside of baby's nose and suck away the snot. The sight of success is divine. I need to learn in radio that if you say something, you probably will end up having to do that something. And generally that's true. I'm not making you do this, you probably will end up having to do that something. And generally that's true.

I'm not making you do this, by the way. This is your dream. I said we should get it and test it out just to see what it's like, you know, for the people. And you nominated yourself to do it. I can't believe I said that. And now here we are. Our producer, Ben, has gone and got you one over the weekend. It's the proper one.

That's the nose Frida. The nose Frida nasal apparatus got you one over the weekend. It's the proper one. That's the Nose Frida. The Nose Frida nasal apparatus. What does it look like? It kind of looks like effective and hygienic it says. It looks like something that AA would use if you put the wrong gas in your car. It just looks like a piece of tubing with two

nozzles. Yeah. Oh that's where the snot goes. I know this is gross. Yeah it is gross. And we asked who that's where the snot goes. I know this is gross. Yeah, it is gross. And we asked, who was it on the phone last week? We asked Beth if she would want to hear that, me giving it a go on you, and she said this. I don't want to be the one who makes the call because then it seems a bit fetishy, but Beth, let's put the power in your hands.

Bree's offering it up. Next week, do I let her snot suck me? Oh, she's offering, mate. I would love to hear about that. All right, very good. And that's from Beth. I don't know about this. No, neither do I let her snot suck me? Oh, she's offering, mate. I would love to hear about that. All right, very good. And that's from Beth. I don't know about this. No, neither do I.

Is this gross? Yeah. It's gross, isn't it? Yeah, we're here now, though. We need to test it for the mums. Yeah. Do it for the mums, mate. Actually, what am I talking about?

They know how it works. I've got the worst deal here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually have to suck your snot. Yeah. Ew. If it makes you feel better, I'm not, like, I'm clear as a bell. You're pretty good?

Yeah. Okay. So it'll literally just be. So am I going to come over there now? This is happening. All right. All right. Just move this down a bit.

Are you ready, mate? Yeah. I feel like we're taking our relationship to the next level. It does feel like, doesn't it feel like. It's fine. This is a medical procedure. So I'm going to put this part in your nose. All right, hang on.

I'll put this on. Okay. So this is going in my nose. And I'm just going to... Hang on, I'm not ready for you to... I'm not ready. Why? Tell me when you're ready for me to suck.

This is going... One more time, this is going in my nose. This would Tell me when you're ready for me to suck. One more time. This is going in my nose. This would be like if you were my kid. I'm just doing the motherly thing. All right. In we go. Do I have to keep one nostril sealed? There's people outside the studio watching.

This is weird. All right. Here we go. Go on then. Keep one nostril sealed. Are you ready? I'm ready. Three, two, one.

Stuck on a bit inside my nose. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's stuck on a bit inside my nose. Oh, oh, it created a vac. Yeah. Wait, let me get the other nostril. Oh, no, no, no. There's too much pressure. Oh, it feels like you're sucking my ears in.

Oh. Do you feel good? Oh, there's snot on it. Oh, there's snot on it Oh, there's snot This was your idea I know This was your idea But, you know, in radio you do dumb things

And that's one of these times Right, alright, I know who to call when I've got a cold next time though You know when, like, I don't have it in my mouth Because there's like a little piece of sponge that catches it Yeah But I feel like I can taste the air. Just enough to get a taste. People outside the studio, who's next?

Bree and Clint, no one. I think we'll get rid of the snot sucker now. ZDM's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. We're minutes away from the secret sound. If you want to win that 50 grand up for grabs in seven minutes, right now though, Birthday Banger. We put minutes away from the secret sound. If you want to win that 50 grand up for grabs in seven minutes. Right now, though, birthday banger.

We put your birthdays into this big computer and we figure out what song was actually number one on your 16th birthday. So who are we going to kick it off with this afternoon? Let's go with Mike. Kia ora, Mike. Hello, Mike. Kia ora, guys. How you doing? Very good. How are you? I'm all right, thank you.

That's good. What's your birthday, Mike? 22nd of July, 1980. Okay, Mike, you were 16 in 1996 on the 22nd of July, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Mike. Oh, yeah. What a banger. Bone Thugs in Harmony.

Was this a bit of you when you were 16? Yeah, I certainly went Bone Thugs, absolutely. Were you driving around in a lowered Nissan Primera with a sub in the back and a big bore exhaust? Rude not to when you're 16. Rude not to. Mike's killing it. Okay, hold there.

I'd stick around, that's a good one. Yeah, uh, Nab. Hello, Nab. Hello, how are you guys going? Good. What's your birthday, Nab? The 13th of January, 1987. Okay, Nab, you were 16 in 2003 on the 13th of January,

and this was top of the charts. It's a different kind of banger, Nab, but it's definitely a banger. Do you get down with the Ketchup song? Yeah, yeah, 100%. It was like the 2000s Macarena. Yeah, really was. I can imagine Nab going hard to that as well. People love that song.

Sarah, you have one of the toughest birthday banger oppositions we've had in a long time. You're up against Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and the Ketchup Song. Yeah. What's your birthday, Sarah? It is the 6th of July, 1989. Okay, Sarah, you were 16 in 2005 on the 6th of July, and on that day, this was top of the charts.

I've said it before, Sarah, I do not mind a bit of vintage Akon. How good is it? Yeah. You down with that, Sarah? Yes, I love Akon, so yeah, I'm down with it. What would you pick out of those three, Sarah? Oh, definitely Akon. Oh, she's backing her birthday banger. I like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What are you backing? The Crossroads, Bone Thugs and Harmony. I thought you were going to say the Ketchup song. Nah. So you really need my vote to secure this one, don't you? Yeah.

You do, don't you? I need you on this, mate. Well, good news. You're voting the Ketchup song? No, I'm from Rotorua, and there's no chance I was ever not voting for Crossroads. Hey, Mike, it's your birthday banger, mate. Oh, you guys did it.

Turn it up. Yeah, turn it up, love. Bree and Clint, Secret Sound, Nick, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of birthday Banger from Bone Thugs. Crossroads. That's good. That is good.

That's for Mike's birthday. That is a great result. Zinni is Bree and Clint. I had my first fight on a plane over the weekend. What do you mean you had a fight on a plane? Not a fight. That's a bit too far. You can get very arrested for that. I had a discussion with a stranger on a plane over the weekend. Was it

with airport security? No, it was between me and this other gentleman. Was it a man giving you a full body x-ray? No one had to get involved really. Okay. So I was flying to Christchurch over the weekend and I was flying by myself because me and my mates booked separately. It was a nightmare. Anyway, I've jumped on the plane and i was kind of in the middle of people boarding so like not last not first i was kind of yeah around the middle i was walking to my seat and i was kind of looking at the numbers of where i was going to sit and i get to my aisle and there was a guy who and i was lucky enough to get the um window seat you like a window seat love a window seat because i'm a bad flyer.

Oh yeah. And it kind of calms my nerves to get the window seat. Don't know why. You like to be able to see the ground rushing towards you. Pretty much. You like a true perspective

of how many thousands of metres you are in the air. I don't know why, mate. Maybe it's because I can rest my head on, I can close the window. That's why I like the window because I can go to sleep against it.

Yeah, exactly. And everyone loves the window seat. Because if you don't have the window and you can't rest your head against it, your head sometimes flops into the person's lap beside you. The worst seat is the middle seat. That's the seat you don't want. Anyway, as I've looked up, I noticed that this guy was sitting in my seat, in the window seat. And I was like, oh. I said, oh, what seat do you have? And he goes, oh. He goes, oh,

this one? I said, oh, I think have? And he goes, oh, he goes, oh, this one? I said, oh, I think I'm in 21A, I think it was. And he goes, yeah. He goes, yeah, but I got here first. Oh, no, that's not how planes work, mate. And I was actually shocked. Yeah. I went, oh.

I went, so you're in this row? Yeah. And he goes, yeah. He goes, but I got here first. So he goes, I'm in the middle seat. And I was like, I was like, yeah. He goes, but I got here first. So he goes, I'm in the middle seat. And I was like, I was like, cool. I was like, can I sit in my seat then? I was like, I'm sitting in seat A. Do you know you legally have to sit in your seat?

I was so awkward. And I know that. Well, that's what people say when they want to make you move as well. No, but it's true because if there's an accident. They want to identify. And heaven forbid, they can't identify you from looks. They need to be able to go, well, who was scheduled to sit in this seat? And at this point, I got really awkward because I hate confrontation.

But I really wanted that seat. Plus, you've got to sit next to the guy for the next hour and a half. I know. And I was kind of like, oh, I said, I was like, oh, I kind of really wanted to sit in the window seat. Yeah. If that's okay. Yeah. He goes, kind of really wanted to sit in the window seat, if that's okay. He goes, kind of just looked at me,

and I was like, this is getting really awkward. And he didn't move. That is a bold move. I know. Because I can kind of get, if you want to bluff it and go, oh, yeah, but we'll just give it a go, eh? Once, yeah. And then the person goes, oh, well, I'll sit down. It's not going to be a comfortable flight now, but let's just do it. To hold your line and to double down and go, nah,

he's looking for a fight. I know. He's looking for someone to. And I was at the point where I was like, oh, I'll just sit in this stupid bloody middle seat. And then the other guy came up behind me who was sitting in the aisle seat. He goes, oh, what's going on? And I said, oh, I kind of explained it. He goes, mate, get out of the bloody seat. And he backed me up.

Yeah. And so the guy moved and it was so awkward because then I had to sit next to this guy. But why does it matter if a man, let me take the feminist angle here. Why is it if a man comes along and says it to him, he'll go, oh, okay, yeah, I'll move. Or do you think it was a two-in-one situation? He was quite a big man. Right. Yeah.

The hero was a big man. Yeah, the hero guy. Yeah. Big burly dude, muscly dude. Yeah. He literally came to your rescue. Literally, I was like, thank you, sir. Thank you.

Thank you so much. I want to know from the people on 0800DIALZM, who was in the wrong? Yeah, okay. You know what I want to hear from? Yes. Anybody who's on that guy's side. Yeah, me too. I think you're in line

for a landslide victory here. We'll quite often ask whose side are you on here? I am not sure we're going to get anybody call on that guy's side. You know? If we do Hey, this is an open forum. And I would love to hear the argument for him. I'd love to hear it too. If that guy is listening, I'd love to hear from him.

Oh, can you not? I already had to sit a whole flight with him. What were you wearing? How would he recognise you? She's an Australian bird with a nose piercing. She sounds a lot like the girl you're listening to right now. Yeah, he probably would recognise me actually. 0800 dial ZM. Because you turned to him and said, do you know who I am?

No, I didn't. Z is Brinkley. Sorry. Excuse me. No, you get yourself right, mate. You get yourself right. Yeah, there we go. I took a flight to Christchurch over the weekend and I was flying by myself

and as I've made my way to where I was sitting, I was lucky enough to get a window seat on my ticket and there was a guy sitting in my seat and I said to him, oh, I think you're in my seat. He goes, no, I got here first, so too bad, pretty much. Rude plane people are something else. And he said it in a rude way. Yeah.

Like I was in the wrong asking him to move. Yeah. And I was taken back. I was like, what is going on? The other ones are the ones who start something on a long haul flight. You're lucky that was an hour and a half flight. Yeah, I know. You know, imagine if you were on like a flight to London or something.

Trust me though, his arm was right over my armrest though. Oh, he kept his personal protest going. Oh yeah. You've asked whose side you're on. Because eventually he had to move, right? Someone came and helped you. Yeah, the guy who was sitting in the aisle seat told him, mate, just move.

Like, what are you doing? Yeah. So I want to know from the people, who's side are you on? Now, bear in mind, we've put the challenge out there that if anyone wants to defend the man who was the seat stealer. We did ask those people to call. Yeah, if that's how you genuinely feel, then...

I'd love to hear the argument, because I don't know what they could really say. Let's hear it. And let's go. Justine, hi. Hi, Justine. Hi. Whose side are you on?

I am probably behind you, Bree. Bree's side completely. Yes, Justine. What would you have done? Would you have stood your ground, or would you have just sat in the middle seat? Well, this happened to me on a 12-hour flight from London to LA and I told the woman to move.

Yeah, and what happened? Was she like angry about it? Yeah, she was some American woman that got there first, said, oh, I hate people that get up during the flight. You know, I don't want to be in the middle aisle and have you get up all night needing to go to the toilet. And I said, well, so what? And moved. Too bad. Yeah, me too. That's why I booked myself a window seat.

Yeah. She proceeded to get up like three or four times during the flight, and I didn't get up once. And she just looked at me at the end of the flight and said, what is wrong with you? There you go. No international best friends. And I love how on flights tiny little things become such a big deal. I'm like that too. Daisy, whose side are you on?

Oh, Bree's, definitely. What would you have done, Daisy? Oh, I would have stood my ground, definitely. I might have been first to sit, but I was first to book. It literally doesn't matter, though. Damn it, I should have said that. It's like, it's the equivalent of him walking on and going up to business class. And if he's first on the plane, just going.

First in best dressed. I want to sit here. Pull yourself up next to seat to the pilot and just go, I was here first. Yeah, exactly. That's not the rules of airline travel. I'm flying this plane. I was here first.

I'll fly it. Thanks, Daisy. Chloe, it. Thanks, Daisy. Chloe, hi. Hi, Chloe. Hi. Whose side are you on? I'm on Bree's side, definitely. I'm just loving this chat. And I hope he's listening. I've only had this happen to me.

You've had it happen before? Yeah, I was on a 12-hour flight as well and I had a newborn baby, and I booked the little bassinet seat at the front, the extra leg room, and this dude did not move. So we ended up getting the flight delayed because I kicked up such a sink. Who's the sort of person who's taking a seat off a woman with a baby? Like, who is...

He wanted extra leg room, so that's why he wanted that seat. And I was like, hey, I'm on a 12-hour flight. I've got a newborn baby. Chloe, you literally had an extra set of legs. You need the leg room. Well, I delayed the flight for a good solid, like, hour. An hour? Nah, you didn't delay it.

He did. Yeah, I was going to say, it wasn't your fault. Don't you worry about it. He delayed it. I'm just looking at the phones. Please tell me, Greg, is that the guy? Do you want to go to Greg? Is it Greg?

Oh. Hey, Greg. How you going, guys? You went on a flight to Christchurch on the weekend, were you? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, not him. Not me. Are you on Bree's side?

I'm on Bree's side, yeah. Okay, so yeah, cool. Just checking. Hold on, wait. The producers are waving their arms at us. He's hung up. The one person we had who was on the side of the other guy has got nervous at the last moment and hung up.

Okay, very good. Zinian's brain clenched. I'm nervous. Tell the people what we're doing. Be proud. Stand tall. Be proud. Pretty exciting stuff.

I learnt last week that it was actually the 40th year since the movie Grease was released. You love that movie. I know that about you. I love that movie. It was my all-time favourite movie as a kid. Love Danny. Love Sandy and the gang. 40 years?

40 years. They all actually reunited for a 40th anniversary screening of the movie. John and Liv. John, Olivia and the rest of them. Oh, Rizzo? Oh, Rizzo. How good was Rizzo? Yeah.

I thought it'd be fun this afternoon to kind of celebrate and reminisce because it's 40 years since the movie has been released. If you and I could do a duet of the Grease Megamix. You heard my Celine Dion. I'm very surprised this is something you want to attend. I think you owned it. And guess what? I'm way worse than you, mate.

I know you are. But I feel like we need to do something to celebrate. It's 40 years. Also, you've got a cold at the moment. Yeah, my only range at the moment is really high. You already sound like one of those... I sound like Rizzo. You sound like a laddie on the $3.99 a minute line.

Okay, all right. But we can do it. We can do it. You're on board? Yeah, I've got a copy of the Grease Megamix here. I love that I accidentally wore my leather jacket today. Accidentally. Accidentally.

Like this wasn't your idea. Like this hasn't been your dream to sing Grease on the radio and have someone film it and you just happen to wear the perfect outfit. You're Grease head to toe. Look at your makeup too. You've come. You've come. You look like Olivia Newton-John in that last scene.

I'll take that. Where she walks up all sexy. I will take that. Stops out the cigarette and goes, tell me about it. Stud. And I love that I've grabbed one of the girls from out in the offices leather jacket for you. This is a women's leather jacket.

It's a size six, is it? It's a 10. It's a 10. It's a decuba 10. Oh, well, you're looking divine. Are you ready to go? No, I haven't put my wig on yet. Yeah, got to put that wig on.

That'll help. All right, when you're ready. By the way, this Grease Megamix rendition is for everybody. So if you're in your car, we'd like you to sing too. We've shortened it a little bit. We've shortened it a little bit. Just so it's more enjoyable for the radio as we will be singing. And if you don't want to sing, if you have feedback,

please feel free to join us during the song on 0800-DARLS-AM. No, we'd love that. Here we go. To celebrate 40 years since the release of Grease, me and Clint. Rendition of the Megabix. Systematic. Ah.

Adromatic. Oh, that's Grease Lightning. Here we go, everybody. All right, come on, mate. Bring it home to me here. Come on, mate. I, that's grease lightning. Here we go, everybody. All right, come on, mate. Bring it home to me here. Come on, mate. I've got your back. Get it.

Here we go. I got chills. They're multiplying. And I'm losing control. Because the power you're supplying It's electrifying This is you. It's over to you, Olivia. You better shape up Cause I need a man

Get it, girl. And my heart is set on you You better shape up You better understand To my heart I must be true Nothing left, nothing left for me to do You're the one that I want You are the one I want

Honey, the one that I want You are the one I want Honey, the one that I want We're struggling, come on! The one I need Oh yes indeed! No calls yet, we must be doing a great job. We're struggling, come on. Ooh, ooh, ooh. The one I need. Oh, yes, indeed. No calls yet.

We must be doing a great job. Come on, mate. Here we go. She swam by me. I got a cramp. He ran by me and got my suit down. I saved her life. She nearly drowned.

He showed up, splashing around. Summer's, oh, whoa. Summer's begun. I hate that line, that one just there. It turned colder, that's where it ends. I nailed that. So I told her we'd still be friends. Then we made our true love now. Wonder what she's doing now I'll be out watching Netflix. Summer dreams Ripped at the seams

But The summer Oh, $800. How was that? Okay. ZDM's brilliant, Clint. If you missed it, we've just been in studio celebrating 40 years of grace. How good.

And to celebrate, we decided... I think it was a bad decision. Do you want to highlight? Do you want to... I don't know if I want to hear it. He went by me and got my suit down. Oh, it was a bad decision. Do you want to highlight? I don't know if I want to hear it. He went by me and got my suit down. Oh, it's not bad. Saved her life. She nearly drowned.

He showed up. Could have been worse. Could have been worse. Yeah, don't play the last bit. Do you want to just hit some of the hot feedback off the text machine there? Just so we know really where we're at. Off the text machine, someone said please never do that again. A plus for effort, though.

Yeah, thank you. We'll take that. That's nice. The idea was that we all sang it together, that you were doing it in the car, and the sound of your voice helped drown us out a bit, and we got a bit of a group sing-along going. I love that we can be honest with each other off the text machine. You guys really butchered that.

Yeah, thank you. Hashtag just sang. No, we know. Sorry about that. Don't worry, we know, but we were butchering it together. Yeah, and we were in it together. And finally, Charlie, what did you think of that, mate?

I'm really sorry. I don't want to win the SPCA because you guys feel like you're hurting animals. You're calling from the SPCA to say we were hurting the animals. All right. Hey, Charlie.

I'll take that. Yeah, thank you for the feedback again. That's a compliment for my voice. And I reckon it'd be a good segment, like every Monday around this time, we could do it on different things. I like that idea, Charlie. If you want to hear it, we'll bring that to the people.

I had a good laugh. All right. I love that he liked it because he was laughing, and it was definitely not with us. Zinium's brilliant clan. Biggest story in New Zealand and also the world today was the story about Minister Greens MP

Julianne Genter who posted on her social media saying that she rode a bike to the hospital to give birth. Bicycle bicycle bicycle The most Green Party headline of all time.

Like, can it get any greener? And I mean that in a nice way. Well, do I mean it in a nice way? I mean it in a, I mean it in a, I mean it in that's the most greens thing I've ever heard. Yeah, exactly. So I love the details of the story though. And if you haven't seen it,

she said she was 42 weeks pregnant and before when i read the headline i thought she actually went into labor and then rode the bike to the hospital oh no that no no no so did i initially that's what i initially thought i thought she was like pedal pedal cramp pedal pedal oh no turns out that wasn't the case she was actually riding i don't think if that's the case. She was actually riding a bike. I don't think if that's the case, you want to have a bike seat down there. Yeah. I don't think that's the most appropriate mode of transport.

Not the best. She was 42 weeks pregnant and she said it was mostly downhill to the hospital where she was induced to have the baby. Fantastic. I love how Kiwi this is. It is so Kiwi as well. Like only in New Zealand, right? Yeah.

But my favourite part about the story. Like she wasn't phased? Like she was like, oh, it's mostly, I'll just. Like it was a normal thing. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. She rode an e-bike to the hospital and she said it was because there wasn't enough room in the car. How was there not enough room in the car?

Like who else was in the car how was there not enough room in the car like who else was in the car who else was in the car that was in more need of getting to the hospital than you 42 week pregnant minister julianne jenter like i think i think in some in some cases you could you take priority like even if someone goes shotgun you can go actually probably not in this case actually do you mind if i argue with you on that one? I love that that's the only time shotgun wouldn't apply. How about this, though? So I assume she's had the baby.

I think so, yeah. And everyone's fine and healthy. Absolutely hope so. What was she planning to do with the bike now? Yeah, because it was one of those e-bikes. Does it have a baby seat fitted already? Is she going to ride the bike home? That's what I'm saying. How are they getting the bike back?

But then again, Not to be grim. No, I know what you're going to say. She won't be riding a bike for a while. No, but again, how Green Party, if she had already said, no, no, there is nothing that will stop me

from riding a bike wherever I want to go. I've had a seat attached to my e-bike. She could. I also know that she would have had to have ridden that bike because you know that someone in the National Party was just sitting there waiting, like, oh, Julianne's got to go to the hospital soon. I bet she uses a petrol car.

The minute she does, we'll get a photo of her, put it on the National Party website and go, oh, where's your pedal power now, Green Party? Don't care if you're pregnant! Not okay! Zedian's brilliant clint. Listen up if you had a couple of Red Bull vodkas over the weekend

because there is an official study out which is trying to explain exactly what a Red Bull vodka does to you when you drink it. I got, yeah I gave up Red Bull and vodkas a long time ago. Why? Too expensive. Yeah, they're expensive, but I also realised how bad they were for me.

Do you remember that song by LMFAO? And I was like, I've got a Red Bull and vodka up in my hand. Do you remember that song? Yeah. And I remember one night I went out and I drank, oh, a few, like quite a few. And the next day, my heart was racing. Like they're so bad for you, so dangerous. Was it the anxiety of checking your bank statement and going, oh, my God.

No, just anxiety in general. Because they're $12 a drink too. You know someone's rich too when they go, I'm going to the bar, I'll get us all Red Bull vodkas. They make me feel sick when I smell them. You're right though that it's rough to have more than one or two. Like you should be having one if you want to drink them. Anyway, this is what it's doing to you.

So this is from the study. Scientists in the UK and Brazil have tested what taurine and caffeine drinks mixed with vodka do to fish. Okay. The fish have indicated that people who drink Red Bull vodkas are more likely to get in a fight. Okay. Fish loaded up on the alcohol and taurine were more likely to take on predators

and less likely to socialise with other fish who were either sober or just drunk but not on taurine. Why are we talking about sober fish? Because this is the test case they've decided to use. They've gone... Right. Because I don't know why you need to. I know a lot of people who would drink free vodka Red Bulls

and I also know a lot of people who I could just go, I was out with him last weekend. They definitely get a bit more fighty when you give them Red Bull vodkas. Like I don't think of a Red Bulls. And I also know a lot of people who I could just go, I was out with him last weekend. They definitely get a bit more fighty when you give them Red Bull Vodkas. Like I don't think of a Red Bull Vodka, you don't think of, you know how you have like a glass of wine and relax maybe? And you think of maybe,

mmm, fancy. Might sit down and have some cheese and watch a movie. No one's going, oh, I might relax and have a Red Bull Vodka. Ain't that the truth. Oh, I just kick back and, oh, it's been a long week. I'm just going to pour myself a nice Red Bull and vodka.

And I'll relax in six days. But why fish as well? They said they use zebrafish because they have similar biological and behavioural responses to alcohol as humans do and are a highly social species. That's interesting. Also, poor fish. What if they didn't want a vodka Red Bull?

What if they wanted a martini? How do you get them to drink it too? Do you just fill the tank with it and let them... I need to do more research on this. That's an interesting bar idea. Give them a straw. Sydney is brilliant.

How good all blacks over the weekend but more importantly, how good blackfords How good All Blacks over the weekend? But more importantly, how good Black Ferns? Yeah, so what went down over the weekend? You were in Sydney watching the Bledisloe. Yeah, yeah, went to the game. And the All Blacks obviously won. Obviously won. I didn't even have to watch it to know that.

Black Ferns also won. They beat... Now, the Australian women's Wallabies team are called the Wallaroos. The Wallaroos, right. Wallaroos. It doesn't make any sense to me. Why have you combined wallaby and kangaroo? No, that's an actual animal.

Well, wallaroo. Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. It's not half wallaby, half kangaroo? No, it's like another animal. It's more like a kangaroo. Okay, well, I take it back.

I apologise, wallaroos. I hope I'm right. Cool to have these two sports coming together, and they're starting to build them as double headers So rather than the girls being It's awesome Yeah and rather than the girls being treated as the curtain raiser The idea is you're meant to be able to get there

And see two test matches See the women's team go head to head And the men's team go head to head You've got this amazing stage and platform Where people who love rugby are going to watch Why not? It's great So Scotty Stevenson is a Sky Sports commentator.

And he tweeted, because he was there over the weekend too, and he said, looking forward to hearing why the Australian women's rugby side and the New Zealand women's rugby side weren't allowed to warm up on the field for their test match last night. And why the stadium gates were only opened minutes before kickoff should be a cool story. This makes me so angry. Like that's absolutely ridiculous.

Makes me, it boils my blood to know how much work and effort these girls go through in their lives to play the sport that they love. Only just started getting paid for it, so they haven't been paid forever, they've had to do it off their own back. And they go hard. The sport is really good to watch. Like they're absolutely amazing athletes.

Yeah. And they get treated like this. Not fair. So they had to warm up indoors in, like, a room. And how are you meant to practice your kicks? How are you meant to practice your tackle? How are you meant to even get a feel for the field? Yeah, because that stadium is massive, too.

Exactly. Totally different from where you might have played, you know, somewhere else. Scotty said on, this is on his Twitter, he said, it's not acceptable on any level to market this test as part of a doubleheader and then treat these two teams so abysmally. And I'm sure it won't be repeated at Eden Park

this coming weekend. I don't think it will either, but. That just gave me goosebumps. And I hope so. And I hope the guys over at Eden Park, you know, see this and are listening and they take note that this is not right. How about this?

How about on Saturday, they switch them around, play the All Blacks first, and then win the stadiums full, run out the women's team. Don't hate it. Pretty good tactic, eh? It would be. Except some of the girls will go, oh shit, we weren't expecting this.

What? When are we playing? ZDM's brilliant Clint.