ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 21ST 2018

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

New kind of swipe cardTeacher strike – great signsFree sauce meltdownBirthday Banger!We give someone’s number out onairPolitician pay packetsInsta fame gameDumb ways you got injuredNew Iphone featuresSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zed-Ams! Zed-Ams! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-Ams, Brie and Clint. Woo! Good afternoon, everybody. It is four o'clock.

Brie and Clint. Why were you just making the cuts? Oh, because I was saying there's a little behind the scenes. Are we playing Scissor Sisters next? Well, no. No, but... I love how our producer, Ben McDowell, his ears pricked up. He's like, I love the Scissor Sisters. Great band. It's a great band. I haven't heard from them in a long time. I love how our producer, Ben McDowell, his ears pricked up. He's like, I love the Scissor Sisters.

Great band. It's a great band. Haven't heard from them in a long time. I love it. I love to treat my mumma with respect. No, there was a behind the scenes radio signal for you to say, I'll switch these two bits coming up around for you. Right, so something I probably shouldn't be mentioning right now.

Yeah, kind of. It was one of those just between us things. That's all right. We're here now. Everybody's involved. You know me. I don't read signals very well. You just take a breather while I give a little radio overview, shall I?

Go on. Five o'clock, we're going to try and give away 50 grand with Soundkeep Rainabelle. She's in. If you listened to it yesterday when we interrogated her, the video is up on our Brain Clint Facebook page right now. Do you feel mean about it at all? A little bit. But she knew what she was signing up for.

Yeah, I know, but I had a little bit of an epiphany last night where I was like, she... It was your idea. I know, I know. But before she became the soundkeeper, she was just like any other ZDM listener who wanted to win the secret sound. That's true.

And now we're like, give us your money, Annabelle. You know? To be honest, to be honest. There's true. And now we're like, give us your money, Annabelle. You know? To be honest, to be honest. There's a difference between taking it off the radio station and taking it off Annabelle. And I'm starting to see it

from Annabelle's side and I'm like, do I want Annabelle to win? Oh, don't pretend like you're the good guy. Do I want Annabelle to win? I think maybe I might be becoming

team Annabelle. Nah, I want the people to win. This is what I'm saying. Annabelle is the people. That's true. To be honest. I guess anybody, I guess it's win-win. I want the people to win. This is what I'm saying. Annabelle is the people. That's true. To be honest. I guess it's win-win. I think it just takes over. I just want to know what the sound is, to be honest.

That's what it comes down to. I just want it to be one because I want to know. There was a bombshell drop this morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan about the Secret Sound 2. If you missed it, we'll update that very shortly for you. Also, lovers of the sausage rolls, stick around because in 30 minutes, we may be doing something to better your world.

I'm about to have a sausage roll meltdown. Literally. That's at 4.30. Next though, anybody who is notorious for losing their WERP swipe card, their uni swipe card, even their licence, any of your cards.

Library card. Yeah, that... What? Library card. People still have library cards. I don't know if you've still got a library card. I have a life hack for you. It's definitely going to work for you, Bree. I need it. I've lost my swipe card here at work like four times already.

Yeah, in two months. So we'll talk about that straight after Robinson and nothing to regret. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. If you're the sort of person who misplaces your cards often, listen up. And this is you, Brie. Brianna Tomasell.

My life's a mess. I lose everything. Employee of ZM who requires a swipe card. So at our work, you need a swipe card to go anywhere. You need a swipe card to go to the toilet. I've got my swipe card. Get into the building. You need a swipe card to use the printer. That's the way it is with most places these days. You know, it's a security thing.

It's also a great test to see who's a responsible human being. Well, I didn't realise at our workplace that if you lose it, you have to pay for a new one. Yeah, how much? I think it's like 50 bucks. Yeah, you know why? Because they don't cost 50 bucks to make. I was going to say, how much do these cost?

No, next to nothing. Like a dollar? But it's annoying. So they put a big fee on them to stop you from, so you take more care with it. Imagine if that wasn't 50 bucks. Imagine how many times you'd lose it. That's very true.

I've lost this already three times, but I've found one of them. Yeah, but does it still work? Don't they cancel it? No, they cancelled it. Yeah, so you've effectively lost three. I went up to the lovely ladies who work here in reception and I was like, you know how I said that I lost that card?

Found it. And they all just laugh at me now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so they reinstated it. It works now. So you've spent $150 on swipe cards in two months. Yeah, I'm still, it's an IOU at the moment. This is, you've got a tab running.

This is a great option for you then and anybody like you. There are companies now, and they're looking at doing this in New Zealand too. Putting it in your hand? Yes. No way. Microchipping you. Oh, what, like a dog?

Yes, like a dog. Fair enough. So it's a chip the size of a piece of rice and they shoot it into your, so you get your hand, that bit of skin between your thumb and your forefinger. I didn't know about this. Right in the webbing there and it just sits there. What if it's a tracker?

What if it's a GPS tracker? Could be a tracker. I don't want people following where I go. Why, where are you going? Oh, just around work. That's what they say, hey, if you're an innocent person, you've got nothing to worry about. Yeah, I just, I travel around work in the building. Well, here's the pros of it first for you, okay?

So if you have this chip in your hand, you can just walk up to the door at work, beep, and you're in. You can walk up to a computer, beep, logs you in straight away. You can walk up to the vending machine and go, beep, and buy something and it will just take it out of your wages What? Yeah How do I know it takes the right amount?

Because it comes up on the vending machine screen I don't know It's a hypothetical You will have to have a chip in your hand It's not a hypothetical It's a reality Does it get me on public transport? It can

So in the future Your chip in your hand will be able to do that. It'll be your bus card. It'll be your FPOS card. It'll be your ID. It'll be your car key. It'll be your house key. It'll be everything.

So if they could do that for you, would you take a chip? What kind of chip? A microchip. Oh, right. A microchip in your hand. Sorry, I got distracted by the vending machine, Chad, and those chips. If it meant that you wouldn't lose any of your cards ever again

and you didn't have to carry a wallet or anything, would you let someone, and at first your work, put a microchip inside you? Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah, right? Me too. Because I can't be bothered be bothered no and i'm not doing anything dodgy and i mean if someone follows me they follow me and they follow you they follow you so don't worry about it i mean i just go to three places anyway yeah and most of the time it's home just

getting uber eats delivered to you literally work home and countdown zine's brain club big story in new zealand over the last couple of months is obviously the teachers fighting in this country for better pay. Yeah, striking. They were striking last week. Even news has come out where school support specialists were striking today. Yeah.

And there's a lot of fighting going on for what they deserve pretty much. Bit more money. Bit more money. It does get people's backs up though. It does. Because they go, oh, you bloody teachers, you get so much holiday. Yeah, but you know. I've seen you over summer, you do jack all.

They work really hard. These are not my words, especially if my mum is listening. I was going to say, your mum is a teacher and she was one of the people in the strike last week, wasn't she? She has a very good summer. And she works very hard. Yes. And she did strike, yeah.

She was out there. She joined the march, I think, in Pukekohe last week. wasn't she? She has a very good summer. And she works very hard. And she did strike, yeah, she was out there, she joined the march, I think, in Pukakohe last week, so yeah. There was a lot of people out striking, and I saw a story about some of the best picket signs, and I know Fletch Vaughan and Megan, before the strike, they did a top six of the best potential signs that the teachers

could hold, whereas these are the real, legit ones that the teachers have actually held in the strike. Right. You'd hope the teachers would have a well-constructed sign? There's some really funny ones. Yeah. There's some really good ones. I mean physically though, like the arts and crafts level.

The amount of art supplies available to the teachers to create their signs. I think you'll appreciate some of these. Okay, good. All right. So we're going to read out some of the top ones that I found on this article that the teachers were holding in the picket signs. The first one is, can you read this dot, dot, dot, you're welcome. Yeah, it's quite good.

Very good. Well done. Nice work. Another picket sign that one of the teachers were holding was, this sign would have looked better if I hadn't have worked 60 hours this week. Yep, again, very good, yep. What about this for a picket sign? Think your own kids are exhausting?

Try looking after 32. 32. Yep, no thank you I don't want to do that Teachers need more than apples What's the saying? Because you know how kids bring in an apple for a teacher? Yeah

They need to be paid more than apples Teachers, how about them apples? An apple a day keeps the teachers away That's not I think that's it An apple a day keeps the teachers away. I think that's it. An apple a day keeps the teachers away. That was what the protest was, wasn't it? Give us more apples.

The last two that I saw that I found pretty funny were the 80s called They Want Their Salaries Back. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Although things are a lot cheaper in the 80s too, but yep. Yeah, that's true.

The top picket sign that I saw was definitely this one. Very well done. I've got 99 problems and cuts to the education funding have caused them all. There you go. Very well done. Well done. It's a bit disappointing no one went with give me a pay rise or I'll put you on detention.

ZDM's brilliant clan. Bit of a touchy one. Yeah. Today, went to a bakery to get myself a delicious sausage roll. Delicious and nutritious. And nutritious. I mean, how healthy is a sausage roll? It's great.

It's got sausage. It's got pastry. It's rolled. It's got sausage It's got pastry It's rolled It's rolled I was faced with the predicament Yeah Of sauce on my sausage roll Either I'd have no sauce Or I

Which is I mean Not an option Bit dry Or I pay 50 cents a packet for my sauce Oh I hate these places I

I don't like it Are you on board with this? Not at all I'm not with this? Not at all. I'm not keen for it. Not at all. Because you know what it is? It's an upsell, but it's a required upsell. It's not something that...

You have to have it. It's like selling someone a car... Without tyres. Without the seatbelts. Yes. And you go, congratulations on the car. Would you like seatbelts? Well, yeah, I need them.

Why weren't they included? Oh, it just costs you a little bit extra. I'm happy if they have the option at the bakery of a big, large container of sauce because I get it, sauce costs more. I'm happy if they have a big, large container where I can put it on myself or they factor it into the price of my sausage roll.

How much is a sausage roll at a bakery? About $2.50? Yeah, three bucks. So if you're charging 50 cents for sauce, that's about 20% of the whole cost of the sausage roll. I think. That is redonkulous. It's a rort.

I think it's a rip. No, it's an absolute rip. And you know those packets of sauce don't cost them 50 cents. How much does a bottle of sauce cost? Yeah, like $2. And this is why we're doing this. You and I are going to endeavour this afternoon, Clint Yeah To create a map of bakeries that do not charge for sauce

Oh, this is going to get people on board This is going to be, yeah So if you know of somewhere right now, you're listening If you know of a bakery that doesn't charge extra for sauce, you need to call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. We will create that map of New Zealand for you of the free sauce bakeries. How's the tactic of just grabbing one on the way out the door too? Like you see them in that dispenser and you just grab one

and then you keep walking just because you don't know if they were free or not. Oh, that's good. And then if they go, oh, sorry, sir, that's actually 30 to 50 cents. And then do you go back and pay? Otherwise, that's shoplifting. You just take off. I like this. Do you know of anywhere so far around the country that does free sauce?

I'm not aware of anywhere so far. Ellie, our producer, is going to be taking your calls, and this is a free opportunity to give your bakery or business or somewhere you love free advertising. So you'll let self-promotion happen? I'm keen for that. If they're giving away free sauce,

I think they deserve it. If you are a bakery owner. Yeah. Or whether you're willing to change your policy now to be free sauce. Yeah, if you're willing to... Then you can join the list. I like that too, Clinton.

I like that. So what, we're going to get as many as we can and then publish a list? Yeah, so we're willing to... Then you can join the list. I like that too, Clinton. I like that. So what, we're going to get as many as we can and then publish a list? Yeah, so we're going to publish an actual map of where you can go to a bakery and get free sauce for your sausage roll. Or pie. Which has taken down the big issues here, Clint.

Call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Where can you get free sauce at a bakery? ZD is brilliant, Clint. Clint, our show's all about the people and that's why we're doing this this afternoon. Freeze, freeze, sauce meltdown. Went and got a sausage roll the other day

and I was shocked. I was very disappointed to see that I had to pay for my sauce. I believe a sausage roll should come with sauce. It needs to come with sauce. We've had someone text in and say, actually, you know, a good quality sausage roll doesn't need sauce. You're talking about a gourmet $10 sausage roll. And they may not need sauce because they probably come with a free chutney

or something like that. A mango chutney. Yeah, we're talking about a basic yellow pastry bakery sausage roll that comes in a white bag. The kiwi saucy roll, that's what we're talking about. Yeah. The ridgy didge one, you know? And we're trying to put together a list, an atlas, an almanac,

a menu of bakeries that offer free sauce with sausage rolls, pies and savouries. Because we believe that those bakeries deserve air time because they're doing the people's work. Free sauce, you deserve to be on the air. People, there is no shortage of places coming through too, so please keep them coming in. Mandy, where can you get free sauce from for your sausage roll? The Bakehouse Cafe in Pukekohe.

Oh, put it down, Mandy. I'll be on my way there. The Bakehouse Pukekohe does a good trade as well. That's a good bakery. What a great establishment. They have great food, Mandy. I'll be on my way there. The Bakehouse Bukkakawi does a good trade as well. That's a good bakery. What a great establishment. They have great food, honestly. And free sauce? And free sauce.

It's in a big squeezy bottle, you know. I think we should, like, you know, this whole, like, plastic, like... Hey, there's better for the environment, too. I did say that. Knock out the plastic, get the squeezy bottle in there as much as you want. Exactly. Is it that nice sugary carny sauce as well, the one you get at the circus? It's like ketchup sauce, yeah.

Yeah, that's the one. Delicious, Mandy. Love your work. Who's up next? Jo is. Hi, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi.

Where's the bakery dishing out free sauce for your sausage rolls and pies? So there's a bakery on Darius Point Road in Takapuna, and they do free tomato sauce and sweet chilli sauce as well. They've got the double. Why are you laughing Jo? Did you realise how ridiculous this conversation is halfway through saying it? I'm like, I'm calling the radio and my boyfriend's like, why are you calling

the radio? You've been sitting on hold for 10 minutes to tell us this. It hits the heartstrings Jo. You've done the Lord's work okay, so go home and feel proud of what you've done. You're like a regular Mother Teresa. Yeah, I just needed to tell you that message. I had to get a message out there. Okay.

I'm glad I did. Love your work, Joe. It's going on the list, okay? Lee, where's our free sauce for our sausage rolls? 414 Cafe on Pais Pai Road in Tauranga. Oh, yeah. That's where I'll be going. I love their work.

Lee, do you own the bakery or do you frequent it? No, I frequent it. I work just down the road, so I'm always down there. All right. Perfect. Thank you. Put it on the list. We do have bakery owners joining us as well.

Now, Lisa, you have a bakery. I do have a bakery. And do you offer free sauce, Lisa? I do if you ask for it. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Controversial. Is it in the bottle

or is it in the individual packets? In the bottle. Okay. Why don't you just chuck it on the counter? I think I might do that. Yes. Take a stand.

Give your bakery a plug. Where is it, Lisa? It's on 9 Shackley Street in Manicow. Okay. So we'll keep you honest. If you head to that bakery, let us know if the sauce is on the counter. What's the name of the bakery?

Um, Chartwell Bakery. Chartwell Bakery. Lisa, it's on the list. Thank you very much. Paige, hi. Hi, Paige. Hi. Where's the bakery dishing out free sauce?

Uh, the Bakehouse Cafe in Maryvale, Tauranga. Excellent. Put it on the list. We're creating a map here this afternoon of where you can get free sauce at different bakeries around New Zealand. Another bakery owner. Hi, Cathy. Hi, Cathy.

Hey, how are you? Good. Cathy, first of all, what's your message to the bakeries who charge between 30 and 50 cents for their sauce? Oh, it's ridiculous. I like you, Cathy. Give your bakery a plug. Yeah, not a bakery, but a cafe that we do take away.

Wastecown Kitchen in Wellington, Wastecown, Wellington. Homemade sausage rolls and pies and, yeah, free sauce. As much sauce as people need. Hang on, you do a homemade relish as well? We do. Oh, that sounds amazing. Okay, there are more. There are people flooding the phone lines right now.

I've never seen this many text messages as well. Someone's texted with a bit of life hack too. They said, if your bakery doesn't offer the sauce, you can either pressure them or every time you go to McDonald's or Wendy's, you can ask for free sauce, then keep it in the glove box of your car. I like that.

That is a good life hack. I mean, you shouldn't have to and we're campaigning for a world in which you don't have to do that. But in the meantime... Yeah, if you're listening right now, and you want to know where all these bakeries are around New Zealand that offer free sauce for your sausage roll and pies,

we're going to create a map, and you will be able to frequent all of these bakeries. We should make it our mission to visit every single one. Yeah. I'd be fine with that. And just shake their hand. All right, keep the messages coming in if you've got them. 9696.

Bree and Clint, ZM. If you want to play Birthday Banger with us, we're going to do that next. Yeah, call right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, if you want to find out what song was top in the charts. No more source calls, we can't handle anymore. No, more source calls, I'm into it. ZM's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. ZDM's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Yeah, you give us your birthdays, we put it into the system, and we tell you what song was actually number one when you were raging on your 16th birthday. Someone texted us and said, it's my 16th today, can I play? Technically, yes, you can play. You have to get through on 0800DIALZM,

but if we did it with you, it would just be what's number one today. Can I play? Technically, yes, you can play. You have to get through on 0800DIALZM. But if we did it with you, it would just be what's number one today. Which, what is number one right now? Probably 660. Yeah, probably. To be honest, probably 660. But that's fine. If you get through, you're welcome to play with us.

Aaron got through, though. Hey, Aaron. Hi, Az. Hello. What's your birthday, mate? It's the 11th of May, 1992. Okay, Aaron, you were 16 in 2008 on the 11th of May, and this is your birthday banger.

Chris Brown, are you laughing? That's a classic. Do you mean that? Yeah. Yeah, alright, okay I remember that song when I was, you know, starting out a job Yeah Ages ago

See, it makes you remember a time in your life because you were 16 Aaron is one of those people who has a very mature voice as well Yeah, doesn't he? Yeah, that's okay, he's in the running for birthday banger Hi Katie Hi Katie Hi What's your birthday?

It was the 9th of August, 1988. Oh, happy birthday for a recent birthday. You were 16 in 2004 on the 9th of August, and top of the charts on that day in 2004 was this. Oh, Katie. It's De Harmo, your cousin. Oh, my God. Bree, what does this, as an Australian,

what does this do to you? Makes me feel stuff. What I'm asking is, did De Harmo cross the Tasman? No. No. He wasn't a scribe. That's a real shame. He wasn't a scribe.

He wasn't a Kings. No. Behind those two, De Harmo may be our third most important hip-hop artist of all time. Really? Yeah, maybe. Good luck, Katie. Wait there. I love how your voice went really high just then.

Corey, welcome to Birthday Bang. Hello, Corey. Hi, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday? 13th of October, 1982. Okay, Corey, you were 16 in 1998 on the 13th of October. And back in the 90s, this was top of the charts.

Don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall. Aerosmith. I miss you baby. That's fantastic. It is a classic, you're right. That's a good one, Corey. Brie, our What's the Plot master,

name the movie that song's from. The Sweetest Thing. No. And Armageddon, both of them. Oh, really? Yes, it is. Oh, you got me there. Okay.

I was going to say it's from the movie where Bruce Willis saved the world, but yeah, you're absolutely right. Wait there, Corey. What are we playing? I've told you how important De Harmo is. Well, I'm on board. But that's before I knew Aerosmith was in there. Oh, okay. No, I liked the sound. How about we important De Harmo is. Well, I'm on board. But that's before I knew Aerosmith was in there.

Oh, okay. No, I liked the sound. How about we do De Harmo? Yeah, let's do it. Because this will be your first time ever hearing De Harmo. And this is the point of this segment. What? Is to play those classic songs that would probably never get a run on ZM right now.

Katie, should we do it? Sure, go ahead. Yeah, Katie, it's your birthday bag of today. I grew up with Punga Day, so bring it on. This is basically your guys' national anthem, eh? Here's birthday banger ZM, Bree and Clint, there's the winner of Birthday Banger today. De Harmo. We gon' ride.

I'm into it. Yeah, you like it? That is your first experience with De Harmo, isn't it? Yep, I want some more. Unfortunately, there isn't much more. Hey, well, I'll take what I can get. Look, when we did that, we knew it was a good song. We went for the right song.

You have the opportunity to campaign for your birthday banger. When we talked to Corey, whose song was... Aerosmith. Aerosmith, I Don't Want To Miss A Thing. It was between those two. It was between those two, absolutely. Corey, what did you not tell us about your birthday banger? That's the song my wife walked down the aisle to,

to meet me at the altar. Oh, Corey. Corey. Your song definitely would have been played. If you'd said that, we would have played it. Yeah. I thought Bosco would have told you guys off, because, you know, it's a bit of an older song.

Ross is away today, so we will play. Don't worry about Ross. We can handle him. Call back next week. Yeah. Oh, Corey. Anyway, mate. Well, shout out to your wife, Corey.

I hope she likes De Harmo. Zinium's brilliant club. How crazy is this story about the 18-year-old girl, Mickey Sorong, that lives in New Zealand? I actually don't know where she lives, whereabouts, but she lives in New Zealand, and her personal phone number was posted by Snoop Dogg on his Instagram.

Yeah, I saw this. He didn't show her name or her face or anything, but he just put up a screen cap of, you know when you hit dial on an iPhone and that dark screen comes up? And it's just the number at the top? And you knew it was a New Zealand number because at the front it said plus 64, and that's our area code. So really strange, Snoop Dogg posted that picture to his Instagram,

which has 26.3 million followers. It was up for about three hours. It's been taken down now. But in that three hours, it got 50,000 likes and 30,000 comments. Massive. People had no idea why he posted it or what it was about, but her phone blew up. Yeah.

Literally. She can't use the phone. There's so many people trying to call her. Yeah. Because this number has been posted to his account. She's had to put the thing in flight mode and not use it anymore. Which she said was really annoying because she's... Of course it is. Well, not just for the obvious, but because she's just, I think

lost or quit her old job and she's applying for new jobs at the moment. All her CVs that are out there have got this phone number on it and now she can't take calls from anybody. That's crazy. Imagine that, someone's calling you to offer you a new job and you go, stop calling me! I don't know Snoop Dogg!

People think she knows Snoop Dogg or she's somehow connected to him or she's like his new girlfriend. Like people are going nuts over this. She says no though. She says she's never met the guy. So she's contacted Snoop Dogg's management and they haven't messaged her back.

Surprising. So there's no reason. She doesn't know why. Yeah. These sort of things make me suspicious as to why someone like Snoop Dogg would just post that for no reason and then delete it. For publicity.

He has interacted with New Zealand in a couple of ways before. He's been on an Air New Zealand safety video. Okay. Where he's wearing an all-blacks jersey. Right. He also shared a video of ways before. He's been on an Air New Zealand safety video. Okay. Where he's wearing an all blacks jersey. Right. He also shared a video of a Kiwi guy called Jordan doing the In My Feelings challenge just a couple of weeks ago. I was going to say that's recently. Yeah but

then Jordan doesn't have anything to do with this girl that I know of as well. So I can't put those two things together at all. And why he would share a New Zealand girl's just phone number. Is he coming to the country for something and he wanted to create some hype? Who knows? Is it just a wrong number?

We were talking behind the scenes here this afternoon and we were like, we don't have a platform of 26 million people. No. What we do have, Clint, is a platform of a national radio show. Yeah, there's potentially four and a half million people. And you and I would both know, working in radio, one of the most annoying things that can happen is when someone gives out your phone number.

Because your phone is useless. A lot of people will call it. Even people with nothing good to say to you will just call up just to see if they can get through. Yeah, exactly right. Just to see if it's real. We want to put it out to you right now, the people. Are you willing for us to give out your mobile number right now on the air?

Now, let's think about this. Why would you want to do that? For a gag. For a gag. For a laugh. For a laugh. Just to see what it's like. See what people maybe text you.

Yeah. See what messages, voicemails people leave you. Yeah. Who knows? Yeah. Have your 24 hours where people annoy you. So we'll say it here now. We'll say the phone number out loud

and then we'll post it on our Instagram as well. Should we put it up on Instagram like Snoop Dogg did? Like Snoop Dogg did. We will post it to our Brea and Clint Instagram page. Yeah. But we need someone right now on 0800DIALZM. Are you game for us to give out your mobile number on the air next? Yeah.

And then we'll leave you for 24 hours and we'll check in and see what your life's like after that. See if your phone is just useless. Maybe. You know, you might get an opportunity from it. Maybe. Who knows? Probably not. Or maybe you just get a whole lot of unsolicited text messages.

You might get a lot of news. You might get a lot of photos overnight. Who knows? Probably not. Or maybe you just get a whole lot of unsolicited text messages. You might get a lot of news. You might get a lot of photos overnight. Who knows? Maybe that's what you want. Call now. If you game 0800DIALZM, the phone lines are going off right now. They are actually. People are willing.

These people want to do this. Okay, we need to find the most appropriate person to do this with. And next, we'll come back and we'll give out their phone number on the air. Maybe get a pen and paper handy if you want to be someone who messages this person. We'll give it out after this. ZDM's brilliant clit. About to embark on a bit of a social experiment just to see how it goes. You know, to see what happens.

It's off the back of this story about Snoop Dogg posting a picture of him calling a Kiwi number to his Instagram. And then now, the girl who owns that number, her phone is pretty much useless. She's pissed because she didn't ask for it. No. She didn't ask to be put on one of the biggest Instagram accounts on the world with no context. She said she had people calling her to see if it was Snoop Dogg,

people calling her to see if she knew Snoop Dogg, and people calling her and saying to her, you better tell me what Snoop Dogg's phone number is. Yeah, like threatening. Threatening her. It's crazy. I don't even know him. He's got a platform of 26.3 million followers.

We don't have that. So we can't do the same thing Snoop Dogg did. No. But we can conduct an experiment where we give out someone's number on a national radio show. The difference is we're going to do it with someone who wants it given out. Exactly. I am still struggling to see what the benefit is for the person who we do this to is.

But in saying that, there is no shortage of people who want to do it. No, people are keen for it. Have you ever had it done to you? Had my number given out? Yeah. No. You haven't. No, and that is not an opportunity for you to give it out.

Please don't. I've had that number for 10 years. I don't want to lose my number. Yeah, but don't you like to experience new things for the first time? I have enough people caught. No. Put that in my memory bank. No.

We've found our person. So we've been through a vetting process and we've found someone who we think is the right person. We think they've got genuine intentions. They're up for it. And they're keen. That's the most important thing. They're keen for it. They're keen to conduct the experiment and see what happens.

Welcome to our temporary celebrity, I guess you'd say. Adam. Hello, Adam. Hello, guys. What makes you want to do this and give out your number on a national radio show, Adzy? They're going to be funny. See, that's why you're our guy, Adam.

Okay, this is what you need to be ready for, okay? We need to make sure you're fully aware of what's going to go on. You're going to get text messages from people you don't know. You're going to get phone calls from people who don't know you but probably don't have very good chat either. Some of them might, but some of them might not necessarily. You're going to get voicemails, Adam. Are you keen for it?

Oh, this is going to be so funny. All right. I love that you see the funny side. Yeah. In 24 hours when you haven't been able to use your phone, we'll see how funny you think it is. Is it an iPhone? Nah, Samsung.

Okay, that's all right. That's fine. I was just thinking about iMessage, but that's okay. Adam, when you're ready, you start giving out your phone number. Once you've given it out, we're going to hang up on you, okay? And then we're going to try and call you back. And see if it works. Yeah, because if we can get through

that means we haven't started yet, but if we can't that means the process has begun. If we can't get back to you, good luck. And just know that we'll be in touch in 24 hours to find out how your life is, alright? Alright, no problem. When you're ready, mate. What is your phone

number? Alright, New Zealand. 022 074 0236. Alright, if you missed it, that number again is 022 074 0236. It's started. It's already started. If you missed it, that number again is 022 074 026.

It's started. It's already started. Yeah, I can hear all the tickets coming through. Oh, my God. Wow. All right, Adam, we're going to leave you. Enjoy the attention. No, we're going to try and call you back, okay?

We're going to try and call you back right now. All right, see? All right, see, Adam? We'll drop you. Okay, there we go. All right, let's try and call him back right now. All right, see? All right, see, Adam. We'll drop you. Okay, there we go. All right, let's try and call him back. See if we can get through. If you missed it, the number 022-074-0236.

That is Adam. He wants to be called. He wants your text messages. I'm going to need the phone number one more time, sorry. 022-07474 0236. All right, here we go. Oh, God. No, no chance.

Good luck, Adam. Good luck, Adam. Talk to you tomorrow. Z is brilliant, Clint. How much do you think Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern gets paid? I would have no idea. I'm thinking around $250. So she's in the news at the moment because she has just denied

every member of Parliament a pay rise. I love her. Yeah. Like I think I'm in love with her. She's gone. The nurses are striking for more money because they're underpaid. The teachers are striking for more money because they're underpaid. The teachers are striking for more money because they're underpaid. A lot of Kiwis are underpaid and struggling to get by,

whereas we MPs supposedly have to accept a 3% pay rise every year. Wouldn't that be nice if at your workplace you had to accept it? You just get it. You don't have to ask for it. That's amazing. You don't have to ask for it, and you're not allowed to turn it down. That's the other thing. How good is that?

Yeah, so she's gone and she's gone. No,'re not allowed to turn it down. That's the other thing. Like how good is that? Yeah. So she's gone and she's gone. No, we're going to change the law. No one gets it. I love that she's a prime minister for the people. Yep. You know what I mean? I truly believe she cares about the people.

Although she is on significantly more money than everybody else. Well, yeah. And so the ones underneath her. But is that her too? Is that her too? It's her too. Of course it's her too.

She couldn't cut everyone else off except her But she's already at Halvermunch so she doesn't care Everybody in Parliament no pay rise this year except me Niamh needs some nappies

and you know me and Clark just bought a new house I'm interested to know Okay Let's take you through the list This is This Maybe

This is juicy Maybe sit down And then let's do how much our boss Ross gets paid So let's start at the our boss Ross gets paid. So let's start at the bottom. Simon Bridges, leader of the National Party. Okay, how much is Simon on?

Simon Bridges to lead the National Party. I feel like I'm going to feel sick after this. You should because remember this is your money. They get paid with taxes. Yes. Simon Bridges, not Prime Minister, not in government. So what does he do then? Just drives around the country saying how much he hates the Labour Party. Right, that's his role.

$296,000 a year. Almost 300 grand. Whoa! Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters. How good's Winston Peters? How good's Winston Peters? Just because he's a loose bloody unit. As the deputy prime minister, and this is any Deputy Prime Minister,

So this is what the Deputy gets paid? Yeah, $334,000 a year. Who? And what profession other than a doctor would even come close to that? Which is where you go, yeah, maybe we don't need a raise. Whoa. It's only one year too. They're only taking you one year off getting the raise. Oh, wait. So this is just for next year? Yeah, yeah, maybe we don't need a raise. Whoa. It's only one year too. They're only taking one year off getting the raise.

Oh, wait. So this is just for next year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's for the next 12 months. Oh, heaven forbid. They're going to come up with a new system that makes it more fair or something like that. But the money's never going to go down.

Remember that. How about all of their pay rises should go to the teachers? That's kind of what they're saying. Right. It's not going to be enough. And the nurses for that matter actually? That's what they're saying. They're saying it's not fair. And it's not just Jacinda, by the way. It's not going to be enough. And the nurses, for that matter, actually. That's what they're saying. They're saying it's not fair.

And it's not just Jacinda, by the way. Every party has agreed to do this. Maybe begrudgingly, because you can't be the one who goes... They're kind of like... Well, I don't want to, but... Jacinda. How much is Jacinda on? Now, remember, she didn't ask for this money.

The Prime Minister of New Zealand... This is just automatically how much she gets paid, right? Yes, how much she gets paid. Does she get a free house in New Zealand? She gets access to a house. Okay. And I think they all get access to what's called a housing supplement or something like that on top of their money.

But that's too much detail. Let's just go base salary. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Mm-hmm. $470,000 a year. Ka-ching, ka-ching. Oh, good money to be prime minister. Oh, no wonder her hair looks so silky all the time.

I'd love to know, because you were talking about how much other prime ministers around the world get paid. So she's actually very well paid compared to other world leaders around the world. Really? Donald Trump. Yeah, how much does he get paid?

In New Zealand dollars to be prime minister, no, President of America is worth $577,000. A lot. But the country's a lot bigger. What, so he gets paid that much to be an idiot? He gets paid that much to tweet dumb shit. That's a lot of money to run the world. No, it's not much money to run the world, really, when you think about it. Canadian Prime Minister and all-round babe, Justin Trudeau.

God, how hot's that guy? A bit hotter when you find out he gets paid $392,000 a year. Damn. Justin Trudeau gets less than Jacinda. Yeah, that's interesting. Australian Prime Minister. Oh, here we go. Malcolm Turnbull, who almost lost his job today.

Nearly got put out of Parliament. $589,000 a year. More than... He doesn't even do anything. More than Donald Trump. He literally couldn't even make a decision last year on marriage equality and then it cost the country millions of dollars. Here's the other thing.

He's worth $224 million. A lot of people don't know that about Malcolm. Yeah. And Theresa May, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. How much is she on? Heaps less than Jacinda. Really? $288,000 compared to Jacinda's $470,000.

Hey, I'll take any of those salaries. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Great game, this. It's where we go to celebrities' Instagram accounts

and try and guess how many followers they have without seeing it. I mean, it's an okay game. No, it's a great game. No, it's all right. You only say that because you're losing five games to two. What? We don't have to save the score every time we play. It's me versus Bree,

and producer Ellie has the list of celebrities. Now, we haven't seen the list, yeah? You haven't seen the list, neither have you, Bree. I really need this game. Can you just keep the book up so Clint can't see it? He can't see it. Okay, just checking. Five games to two.

All right. So you have your thing that you're good at. I have my thing that I'm good at. You're good at ordering Uber Eats. Fair. I wasn't today. It came good at. You're good at ordering Uber Eats. Fair. I wasn't today. It came and I nearly wasn't there to get it. We get 10 seconds to come up with our answer

and then closest to the actual number wins the point. First person to three correct answers wins the game. All right. Ali, when you're ready, tell us who our first celebrity is. First celebrity? Blake Lively. Oh, I love Blake Lively. Ofively. Oh, I love Blake Lively. Of course you do.

I love Blake Lively. Of course you bloody do. Deadpool fame, should we get a bit more off the back of that recently? Yeah, I'm quite confident with my answer. All right. Clint, for Blake Lively, you've said $52 million. Whoa. Brie, you've said $12 million.

Blake Lively has $22.3 million. Whoa. Brie, you've said 12 million. Blake Lively has 22.3 million. Brie takes the point. Cheer, buddy. I love Blake Lively. Can we work together to get Blake Lively some more followers? I feel like she deserves it. I think she'll be okay. She's got Ryan Reynolds.

She'll be fine. One nil. Next celebrity, Ellie. Scott Disick. Scott Disick Scott Disick Let the Lord be with you Lord Disick Yeah I follow him

He's not in the Kardashian family anymore He's still on the I never really know with him He's got a couple of kids with him He's in there forever but what I mean is

he's not in favour is he? No I don't know I don't think so Alright Clint for Scott Disick you've said 30 million. Bree, you've also said 30 million. Are we okay? We've said this before.

I think we've synced up. We have synced up. Yeah. All right, I'm going to give you another guess. Okay. Redraw? Yeah, do another guess. Right.

It's very tense in here. I was sweating. Ooh, and it's still pretty close. Clint, for Scott Disick, you have said $29 million. Bree, you've said $31 million. We've got $1 million off each way. Yeah, good. Scott Disick has $20.7 million.

God damn it, that's full! One to one. That's one all. You definitely deserve that point. Thank you Brie Anyway Feel free to shout at your friends in the car And play along with this God

Anyway Alright next Next celeb Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj I'll be amazed today right

It is She's all over it as well at the moment all over it okay stop trying to get in my head alright for Nicki Minaj Clint you've said 23 million Brie you've said 16 million

Nicki Minaj has 90.5 million followers are you kidding me nope so Clint takes that point. Hey. I know, right? She's loved. That's 2-1,

which means I can win the game with this point here. Is that correct? Is that correct? Is that what we're playing for? That is correct. It's match point, baby. Give us our last celebrity, Ellie. All right.

Celebrity number four. Not necessarily the last celebrity, Clint. Nick Jonas. Oh, no. High five to last celebrity, Clint, Nick Jonas. Oh, no. High five to Jesus. Hang on, Nick Jonas, which one is the DNCE one? No, no, no. Joe Jonas.

No, I know, I know, because my wife's in love with Joe Jonas. Why are you in love with Joe Jonas? He's not even the good one. You've got to go with Nick Jonas. But no, she loved Joe Jonas. All right, stop talking. It was Nick Jonas, wasn't it? It was Nick Jonas.

Sorry, that just came out. Stop talking. Is he disqualified because he's too late to get his answer in? He has to be taking his time, hasn't he? All right. Nick Jonas. Clint, you've said 71 million. Yeah, I've gone big.

You've gone huge. You've gone very big. Yeah. Brie? Oh, no, I've gone too big. Listen to Ellie's voice. Brie, you've said... No, I haven't given anything away, or have I?

No, Brie, you've said 13 million. It's my lucky number. Come on. No, Jonas has 16.4 million. Yes! Oh, my hands are sweaty. There's two categories of Instagram celebrity. There's the a couple of million,

and then there's the stratospheric Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian millions. I believe it's a tie break. Oh. I'm just happy to get to a tie break, if I'm honest. Whoever wins this point in the Insta fame game wins the point. I'm going to throw in a bit of a strange one here. God, here we go.

Not technically a person, but a celebrity in my eyes. Netflix, Australia, New Zealand. Wait, what? How many Instagram followers does Netflix, Australia, New Zealand. Wait, what? How many Australian followers does Netflix, Australia, New Zealand have? They're a celebrity in my eyes, mate. Oh my god.

That is such a curveball, Ellie. Bit of a curveball there. Alright, Clint. For Netflix, New Zealand, you have said $470,000. Oh no. Brie, you have said $470,000. Oh, no. Brie, you've said $15 million.

Brie, that's almost the population of both countries. I'm an idiot. Give him the win. All right, Netflix Australia New Zealand only has $87.7K. I'm going to go have a sit down. $87.7K, so what does that mean? That means Clint wins the game. I need a beer.

Oh, no, Brie That means Clint wins the game. I need a beer. Oh no, Bree. She's left the studio. Bree's left the studio. I'll just do the show with you, Clint. Come back, mate. Come back. That makes the results of the Insta Fame game six games to two. Bree and Clint.

ZM. Go and get her. Come on. Come back. Come back, Bree. I'm sorry. ZM's Bree and Clint. Haven't we been on the old Twitter lately? Using Twitter? Yeah. Come on, come back. Come back, Brie, I'm sorry. Haven't we been on the old Twitter lately?

Using Twitter? Yeah. I'm always on there. Are you? Yeah. I'm not really on there, but I saw a thread that I found very funny. Yeah. And the thread was really dumb ways people have injured themselves.

Oh, yeah. I love a good, why is it, can I ask? Why is it that we enjoy hearing these stories of when someone hurts themselves? I think it makes you feel better about yourself. Right. I think you go, oh, you're so dumb. But then you go, because the one you've done doesn't seem so bad. But we've all been there. Yeah.

When you do something to hurt yourself and you're like, I can't believe I just did that. Put myself in that situation. So stupid. Do you want to hear some of them? Yes, please. So this is one story off Twitter of someone who hurt themselves in a really dumb way.

Yeah. They said, in November last year, I opened the door to my house without any shoes on, as I've done probably a thousand times in my life. Somehow, the door caught my big toe

at the right angle and it completely ripped the nail from the toe. Oh, I knew it was going to be a toenail one. How bad is when you rip a toenail? Not great. Not great.

There's another one here that says, a knife fell on the top of my right foot because my ex-boyfriend put the knife in the dish drainer wrong. When I pulled the dish drainer out of the dishwasher. Sled through. Sled through, landed on my foot. Yeah. Apparently, oh, this is a really grim story.

The cut eventually became infected with staph. Ew, because I wrapped my foot in a plastic bag to keep it out of the water. Now the scar looks, oh, God, I can't read that. We can only blame your boyfriend for so much of it. When you go putting it in a dirty plastic bag. Not great. Go to a doctor. You've been stabbed.

Literally. Doesn't matter if you did it yourself. Get stitches like a normal person. Oh, it's wet in a glad bag, eh? Crazy. What about this one? I chipped my two front teeth whilst drinking a beer on the dance floor. They've never looked the same.

See that tooth? Yeah. Beer. Really? Wasn't my fault though. What were you doing? I was dancing with a glass bottle in my hand, went to take a drink,

and one of my best friends with a very vigorous elbow dance move caught the bottom of the bottle and bang, Were you devastated? Yeah. Not at the time. I was lubricated. And you'll be like, it'll be fine. And I was like, look at my new face.

Oh, my God. The next day when I woke up with half a tooth in my pocket, I was less than impressed with myself. Did you find the piece of tooth? No, I had it in my house showing everybody. Oh, my God. Because in my mind, I was just going to go and get it glued back on. Turns out that's not how teeth work.

No. And it costs a lot more than that, mate. Oh, it costs a lot on Christmas Eve, too. I bet. Oh yeah, I've heard that story. The last one that I read on Twitter was I cut my tongue very deeply whilst licking the knife after making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It bled for hours. My girlfriend then Googled to see if I needed stitches in my tongue. Some people don't deserve their knife license. You know, like a pen license at school. Some people

just shouldn't have graduated to knife. What kind of knife was he making a peanut butter sandwich with? How sharp's your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Use a bread knife or a butter knife, I mean. Ryan, have you hurt yourself in a really dumb way? Yeah. When I was younger, I went on a bike ride with my cousin and come to a complete stop and we went to hop off our bikes and I fell off and my arm went behind my back and I broke it and I was lying there for about

oh, I don't know, between half an hour and an hour waiting for the ambulance because my cousin didn't believe that it was broken. You're kidding me. And how are you now? Pardon? Yeah, how are you now? Pardon? Yeah, how are you now? Got one arm and no bike.

I love that his cousin didn't believe him. Jonathan, have you hurt yourself in a dumb way? I have, and while I've been on hold, I actually thought about something else. My brother was also doing the same. Give us your best one. Okay, so mine was I cut myself with a sausage.

What? We've found our man. Jonathan, elaborate. So it was a couple of frozen sausages I'd pulled out of the freezer and they were stuck together. You know, sausages stick together. All good sausages stick together, yeah.

Yeah, so while I was doing it. Number one rule of being a sausage. Yeah, so while I was trying to... Number one rule of being a sausage. Yeah, so while I was trying to get them separated, I was bashing them on the bench

and obviously one of them must have been in a way that had a sharp edge so it just sliced my finger. Ooh.

Bit of blood. Yeah, great fun. You know, we... You didn't need those sausages. No, don't eat those. I cut myself on a sausage once.

Did you? Yeah, different kind. Oh. That is a below the belt joke. It was a pork sausage. Literally. No, it wasn't. Yes.

No, it wasn't. Okay, it was beef. You're a gross person. 0800 dial ZM. Jonathan, thanks for calling, mate. Thanks, Jonathan. 0800 dial ZM. Have you injured yourself in a dumb way? Are we doing this? Yes. Yeah, okay. All through right now, Pete. Thanks, Jonathan. I'm Andrew Dahl, ZM. Have you injured yourself in a dumb way?

Are we doing this? Yes. Yeah, okay. All through right now. The phones are flooding. Only caveat is no drunk stories. Because there'd be too many calls. I still have to sleep.

ZM's brain clad. My theory is right, and people love to hear a story about people hurting themselves in a dumb way. Yeah. Why do we like it so much? I think because there's a bit of comedy involved. Like, I'm not interested in people hurting themselves in a dumb way. Yeah. Why do we like it so much? I think because there's a bit of comedy involved. Like, I'm not interested in people hurting themselves in a serious way. No, but you know like when you see a video on Facebook and it's like people falling over?

God, I love that stuff. That's why Fail Army's so good. It's so good. Yeah. It's my favourite video to watch on the internet. When you watch a Fail Army video, you just assume that the person was okay after it. Yeah, you don't really ever get to

know the rest of the story. And that's the only way those videos can be funny, if you go on the assumption that they're okay. So we're assuming all these stories we're about to hear, everyone was okay after they hurt themselves. Yeah, and we're sharing the dumb stories, the way you hurt yourself on 0800 Dolls at M. I remember one of the ways I hurt myself in a dumb way.

I was at a party and my favourite Pussycat Dolls song came on at the time. It was a bit of this. And I thought I was Nicole Scherzinger. Yeah. And you know in that song, she picks up the chair. Yeah. And she throws it out in front of her.

Yeah. So I've picked up this green garden chair that has the holes in the seat. And I've picked it up and my thumb's gone through the hole and I've flicked it. Next minute, my dislocated thumb was very apparent to me. Loosen up your knuckles, baby. Yeah, good work. 0800 Darls, Eddie and Pep, have you got a dumb injury? Yeah, I do.

About 20 years ago when I was at Intermediate, I was chatting away with a guy that I had a massive crush on and it was actually a teacher that came over and said something about, look at these girls hanging around you. I got really, really embarrassed and took off at top speed straight into a pole. Oh, no.

Way to make an entrance. Pip, you know... I just about knocked myself out, lay on the ground for a few minutes seeing stars, and once I realised I couldn't see stars anymore, I was hoping the ground would eat me up.

Yeah. And it didn't, so I jumped up and ran straight to the bathroom. Does it have a happy ending, though? Was he waiting for you? Did he come and see you the next day and go,

Pip, I was really upset for you yesterday and I think I might be in love with you? No, he was a jerk. He was a jerk. Love at first concussion for Pip. With any luck, the head injury has dulled the memory of how hot that guy was and you can get over him. Yeah, very true.

Becca, hi Becca, what's your dumb injury? Hey, I'm really accident-prone. Me too, Becca, What's your dumb injury? Hey, I'm really accident-prone. Me too, Becca. What did you do? So this is just the latest one. Like two weeks ago, I was making dinner and I was cutting the potatoes. I'd already peeled them and I was cutting them up for potato salads. Oh, no.

And I got my finger again. Did you put that potato in the potato salad? That's the thing though I grabbed my finger quick enough That it didn't bleed anywhere Until I let it go under the sink Under the running water Well that's what you told everyone eating the potato salad

It's got a tomato sauce in it It's nice What have you done with this Becca? Hey Jess Hey guys how are you? How did you? Good. How are you? How did you hurt yourself in a dumb way?

Well, I was living down in Canterbury about the time of the earthquakes, and one day, standing in the kitchen, an aftershock starts after a few seconds. I'm like, oh, no, this one's a bit strong. I'm getting out of the house right now. Sliding doors are open, so I go to sprint out of the house, but I didn't realise Mum had pulled the old fly screens across, so, you know, they kind of see through. So I ran straight into those, bounced back, and I was necked my head on the ground.

You know what, though, Jess? It's one hell of a way to take your mind off the earthquake. I know. I mean, by the time I stood back up, it had finished, and happy day. And on you go with your life. Yeah, well done. Wasn't scared at all. Whatever you've got to do to get through.

Finally, Paula, hi. Hey, how you doing? Good. How'd you hurt yourself in a bad way, Paula? Brie, I think you'll sympathise with this quite strongly. I went to get a Brazilian whack and almost needed stitches. Right. I have no idea how the person did what they did.

So who do you blame for this? Do you blame the beautician or do you blame yourself? Did you, like, sneeze or something? I think it was definitely the beautician's fault. Paula's like, that's not even close to giving me a Brazilian. Why are you waxing my nipples? Paula. It was not ideal.

Oh, no. Those sort of things can scar you for life. I don't mean physically, but I mean also physically. What's your policy now? Have you been back? Get laser. It's much more appropriate. Yeah, definitely.

Definitely going on to the laser. You'll be bald from the eyebrows down, Paula. Zee's brain clamp. Hey, are you excited about the release of the iPhone 9? Not really. Mainly because I can't afford a new iPhone. And also it used to be exciting because things used to change quite drastically

from phone to phone. Now I feel like they just like... Take stuff away? Yeah, that's the other bit. What are they going to take this time? Like the headphone jack. Oh, how annoying. Anyway, there's rumors about the iPhone 9 that were released today.

So apparently they're going to launch it in September of this year. Also, why are we getting an iPhone 9 when we've already got an iPhone 10? Yeah, it does make sense. It was the 10th anniversary, I think. Yeah, I know, but... Weird, isn't it? Anyway, iPhone 9, what are we getting an iPhone 9 when we've already got an iPhone 10? Yeah, it does make sense. It was the 10th anniversary, I think. Yeah, I know, but... Yeah. Weird, isn't it? Anyway, iPhone 9, what are we going to store it for?

So there's a massive, massive rumour going around about something that might be included for the iPhone 9. Yeah. And that rumour is that a stylus will be included for the iPhone 9. And if you don't know what that is, it's the weird pencil pen thing. It's the little sticky bit you use to write on the screen. Yeah.

I thought there was the whole point of the iPhone. We're so disappointed. I thought there was the whole point of it. That's the feature that apparently the rumours are that they're bringing out with the iPhone 9 to get people to buy it. You know what would have been good? A headphone jack. I know, right? Hey, here's an bringing out with the iPhone 9 to get people to buy it. You know what would have been good? A headphone jack. I know, right?

Hey, here's an idea to sell the iPhone 9. Bring back the headphone jack. Also, Steve Jobs, didn't he hate the idea of a stylus? In 2007, at the launch of the original iPhone, he said this. We don't want to carry around a mouse, right? So what are we going to do? Oh, a stylus, right? We're going to use a stylus.

No. No. Who wants a stylus? You have to get them and put them away and you lose them. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus. So let's not use a stylus. He would be rolling over in his grave.

Nobody wants a stylus. It's not cool. No. Well, no. Do you reckon it's cool? No, I don't think it's cool. But if they put it out, not cool. No. Well, no. Do you reckon it's cool? No, I don't think it's cool. But if they put it out, people will buy it. I know.

We should, and we were talking about it off air. What would be the thing, the feature, that you would want the iPhone 9 to include? I know what it is. Straight away. If they did this, great feature. And I don't think it would cost much. It doesn't need much technological advancement whatsoever.

Bottle opener. Oh, yep. Love that. How good don't think it would cost much. Doesn't need much technological advancement whatsoever. Bottle opener. Oh, yep. Love that. How good would a bottle opener be? Love it. How good's a pair of jandals, flip flops? With a bottle opener in them. Yeah. Yeah, good. In the heel. I was tempted to get the wedding ring with the bottle opener in it. That might be a bit far. What do you want? I think to go along

with yours, maybe this could be a dual feature. Maybe they include an inbuilt alcohol flask. So you can fill it up with. Yeah. Yeah. Just maybe a little like on the back of it instead of like an extra battery. Yeah. Just put like a little area where you can put like a couple of shots of body in there.

Just to take them into the show. I like that. Producer Ellie, what do you want on the new iPhone? What feature would be ideal for you? What would make it the best iPhone ever for you? I just want Snake 2 back. Snake. How good was Snake 2?

So good. Never on the iPhone. That was a Nokia thing. Right? I need to edit. Yeah. Probably an app for that though. You could probably.

Oh, right. Yeah. Cool, yeah. Before the show, Ellie said lighter. I know. How bad are we? Bottle opener, flask, and lighter. Ben, what do you want?

Producer Ben? I don't know. I quite like the idea of a flip phone. The iPhone. Producer Ben McDowell from Christchurch. Also, why doesn't the phone just have a breathalyser on it for you? Again, how bad are we? Don't hate it.

No, say what you said off air earlier. Yeah, I said an aerial. Why do you want an aerial? I don't know, so you can flick it up and be like, hello. Imagine if it had an aerial and a stylus. When does it come out? Yeah, so September 2018 is the launch, they're saying. For the low, low price of $1,300 probably.

Just give us back the headphone jack.