ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 21st 2019

Episode Date: August 21, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I don't feel like it today. You don't feel like a podcast intro? No. No? I'm over it. You're over what? Podcast intro.

Oh, okay. No, I'm just kidding. Well, we're already here. I just wanted to be a diva for a second, just to see what it felt like. You know, that's weird that you say that. There must be diva in the air, because I was about to be a diva. Were you? Yeah, I was about to do the exact same thing.

Well, similar. Just throw a bit of a diva tantrum. What were you going to throw a tantrum about? Oh, mine was genuine. I talked to you about it earlier. I've decided I want, I hate my wardrobe. And I want new clothes. This is the biggest first world problem I've heard for a while.

Nah, you know this feeling. He walks in, he goes, nah, I've had it. I've made the decision. I hate all my clothes. I'm going to buy a whole new wardrobe. I want it. No, I'd like to. I can't, but I'd like to buy a whole new wardrobe I want it No I'd like to I can't but I'd like to

I want an image overhaul I reckon I'm in a new stage of life now And my look is not befitting the man that I've become So it's time for an overhaul You know what they do on Queer Eye Make me over Where's Tan Friends Oh man

Listen to you I need to look I want to look I want to look You know the look I want to achieve? What? Dan Carter chic. Off the playing field.

Big Gay Al's nodding. He agrees. It would work well for me. Don't encourage him. It'd look good on me. You can talk, mate. You can talk, okay? What?

Are you about to have a go at my wardrobe? I never had a go at your wardrobe. Just remember that. I'm not having a go at your wardrobe. I'm having a go at the way you maintain your wardrobe because you have an online package arrive every single day at the moment. I also don't have a partner or a house or a baby. Yeah, such a tight

rotation. I've never seen you wear the same thing twice. I don't, as I said, don't have any responsibilities. I know, bloody well shows. You must have a closet bigger than a Maldon Marco. Don't be jealous of me just because you decided have a closet bigger than a Mel DeMarco don't be jealous of me just because you

decided to get married and buy a house and have a baby god my bloody life sucks so much can we just big gay Al he's in the studio

at the moment can you come over here for a sec because we were talking about this earlier too and Brie shut it down really fast

really fast how many you live with Brie how many pairs of shoes does she have no Alan so I've seen Beyonce's shoot like shoe collection you trump her by a mile you have so many we go every weekend a platypus you had shoes arrived yesterday from a sauce because you bought them so she buys me Converse's, but she'll buy the same pair,

but those like the high versions. Yeah. Not that you need the high. I wear those into the ground and so I need new ones. So you buy a new pair the next weekend. I get it.

No, I don't. Yeah, I like it. Are you using shoes? I have disposable income. I'm in my late 20s. I think it's fine. We know you do. You've got a Venute sitting somewhere in East Auckland

that you don't even drive. That wasn't that expensive. Fellas, if you're looking for a sugar mama, can I suggest Brie Thomasel? Slide in the DMs, baby. I'm keen. Here's to the podcast, everyone. Enjoy.

Now let me see you dance. ZDM's Brie and Clint. Woo! Oh, crisis averted. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello, guys. We couldn't hear anything.

And I couldn't hear anything. I looked at you and was like, can you hear anything? Are we meant to be a professional show? We are, we are. We are a professional show. Yeah. We are. The more you say it, the more people believe it.

We're very professional and well qualified. We're a professional show. Yeah. Yeah. Just say it. The more you say it, the more people will believe it. We're very professional and well qualified. We're a professional radio show. You know what happened to me one of the first times I ever did a solo shift on radio? What? I used to do this thing in the building that I used to work at where the first time someone would go on the air live by themselves, the engineers would control the desk from inside this other room and it would make it sound like it was off air.

That's evil. In the studio. And anyone that works in radio knows that is the worst possible thing that can happen. The minute everything goes quiet. Panic. You've got an issue. Everyone panics.

There's actually alarms that go off. There's like alarm systems that notify people in charge and they get a message on their phone that says your radio station has exploded. So, yeah. So everyone in the building knew that I wasn't off air, but I thought I was. Again, that's so... And then they got the footage and sent it around the whole workplace. Oh, yeah, no, that's good gear, actually.

I changed my mind. That's good gear. That's good stuff. Oh, I appreciated it. Next on the show, we're going to talk about this first up. Do you live in one of the world's friendliest cities? There's been a list released of the friendliest cities in the world, and there is a Kiwi city in the top 10.

That's good. Well done. Nice work. Who minds a paki paki New Zealand? Well done. Well, that's your bet. We'll find out if you're right next. Oh, no.

Have I ruined it? No, I don't know I haven't looked at the list Could be This happens a lot On this show Sorry mate Cut your own lunch

Here's Dominic Fyke ZM ZM Spree and Clint The podcast What's the friendliest City in the world? That travel website Big 7 Travel

They're the guys Who did the Thing earlier in the world? That travel website, Big 7 Travel. They're the guys who did the thing earlier in the year that said the Kiwi accent is the sexiest accent in the world. I do recall. I don't think there's ever been a more Kiwi-sounding sentence than that either. The Kiwi accent is the sexiest-sounding accent in the world. Yeah, but then I heard a bunch of Kiwis since then who all disagree with that. Yeah, we don't think it's sexy. Yeah, but do you think a bunch of Kiwis since then who all disagree with that. Yeah, we don't think it's sexy. Yeah, but I don't...

Do you think your own accent's sexy? No, we don't. No, but I'm saying does anyone ever? Oh, I see what you mean. I think the French think that they're pretty sexy. I think French people look at themselves in the mirror and they go... No, that's just the accent. Let's head to a champagne and have some caviar.

Look at my moustache. I am so unhappy. They've done a new list, and these are the friendliest cities in the world. Okay. They get good traction with these lists, and I think they've learnt to always include New Zealand somewhere. It's probably a load of BS. Because we talk about it.

We're not at number one. The friendliest city in the world is Vancouver, Canada Oh yeah, I can see that Canadians are very friendly They're notoriously friendly They're like nice Americans That's how I think about Canadians Have you ever been there?

Where? Canada, Vancouver No, never been to Canada Where? Number two Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia I see that I can see all the Malaysian people I've met.

Bloody lovely. Haven't been there either. Number three, Bruges in Belgium. That's the third friendliest city in the world. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Sorry to anybody from Bruges. Number four, Taipei, Taiwan.

Ah, yes. Is that where you went? That's where I went. When you were having a big cry about your breakup? I had a big breakup, so I didn't come out of my hotel room for 48 hours, so I didn't see much of Taipei. You had a great opportunity to rebound

with the friendly people of Taipei, and you missed it. The fourth friendliest people in the world. Yes. Keep going down the list. We haven't come across a Kiwi city yet. Five, Hamburg, Germany. How would you know? How would you know they were friendly through the accent?

Do you think they're just putting all different countries from all around the world so that this article gets spoken about in all the different places? Good point. Do you think the Brie and Clint of Hamburg are talking about this on their show this afternoon? Almost definitely. Well, let's get through it quickly

then. Number six, Dublin, Ireland. They're not friendly, they're just drunk. No, they'd be nice. And here we go. We're finally in the Dublin, Ireland. They're not friendly, they're just drunk. No, they'd be nice. And here we go, we're finally in the list, everybody. Number seven is a Kiwi city, and the friendliest city, the seventh friendliest city in the world, and by default the friendliest city in New Zealand is... Christchurch.

Christchurch? Yeah, Christchurch. Right. Home of the Crusaders, home of Producer Ben, home of the Wizard. Well, obviously Producer Ben's not a good example then. Never judge a city by one man with a moustache who left. He's an a-hole, isn't he? Congratulations, Christchurch, you friendly buggers.

Hi, Christchurch. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I mean, of course, I lived in Australia for most of my life and that's my theme song. As soon as you say that on this show, the music starts playing. I didn't play that. Yeah, Down Under. It's automated. And sometimes I bring you stories on this show

as to why I don't miss some of the things about Australia. Australian real talk. Yeah. Yeah. And it's mainly animals in Australia. And I've got another story for you this afternoon. And I actually used to live right near this suburb of Bracken Ridge in Brisbane where 60,000 bees and 50 kilos of honey were removed from the ceiling of a Bracken Ridge home.

Whoa. How many bees? 60,000. 60,000. But you go, whoa. But then the honey, that's a good get. I mean, yeah. 50 kilos.

50 kgs of honey. You won't be running out of honey for your toast any time soon. And honey doesn't go off, so that stuff's good forever. Yeah. I looked into this further, and apparently Brisbane Backyard Bee Owner Paul Wood. Brisbane Backyard Bee Owner. Yes, he

said that this is quite common where bees make hives in ceilings and walls. Yeah. He said it's pretty common. Just a couple of months ago, he removed 80,000 bees and 100 kilos of honey from a St. Lucia home, which is another suburb in Brisbane, which makes me think the 60,000 bees are making 50 kilos of honey. Yeah.

These 80,000 bees are making double that, 100. 100 kilos of honey, yeah. I know who I'd want working in my home. Yeah, one of you's got lazy bees. You lazy bee. I can't believe. First, you find out that they're squatting in your ceiling. Second, you find out they're not even working very hard.

They're not pulling their weight. Oh! This is Big Dean. Finally, some news on Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. Is it real? Is it fake? What's the deal? It is real. I can confirm it is actually real.

Now, here's the thing. We thought it was going to be one of those press set-up, PR stunt type relationships because, you know, they did have the song Seniorita together. We all kind of thought it was just, you know, just some publicity. Wrong. We were so wrong this morning. There were paparazzi photos of them in Italy snuggling in the corner of this room

when no one was around. They didn't think anyone was watching, fully making out. So that is proof enough for me that it was not a set-up stunt, that they are really genuinely dating each other. Because I don't know, I think they're a cute couple as well. They're super hot and they make a lot of sense. Plot twist, maybe it was a set-up and then they were forced to kiss and then they felt like they had feelings and now they actually are together.

Oh, no, like it was fake. Oh, they've been caught in their own trap. Exactly. Either way, so long as they've been caught in their own trap. Exactly. Either way, so long as they're happy, then I'm happy. That is the main thing. Exactly. Also, what's the real reason Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes broke up? Here's the deal.

She is the one that ended it with him. And like we kind of guessed and like we suspected, it is because he is now dating a girl who is four years younger than his own daughter, which never really ends well, does it? It doesn't really go down well. Here's the thing. So I don't think the girlfriend's moved in yet, but as you may know, Jamie Foxx has this huge mansion in LA and all of his family live in the mansion.

The aunties, the grandma, the cousins, it's like this big, they all live there. It's like a, you't know that bedroom mansion or something yeah they all live together they all live in his house I would if he was my uncle I'd be there

on the couch but there you go Katie's back in New York so is his daughter Jamie Foxx's daughter living in the house as well she I think she still does

live there as well yeah so if the girlfriend moves in she'll be I don't know maybe on the bunk bed is it a weird age difference or did he have a kid really young like because there is a chance that he had a kid when be, I don't know, maybe on the bunk bed. Is it a weird age difference or did he have a kid really young? Like, because there is a chance that he had a kid when he was, I don't know, 16 or something

and the age gap isn't that bad. Yeah, yeah, I know. I think it's like a 20 year difference. Oh, okay. That was a bit more. So did he cheat? Is that what you're saying? Well, you have just put me on national radio for the 13th.

I don't think he did, but you know, it's just... Was there crossover? That we don't know, but that's what's been kind of predicted. Okay. All right. Interesting. I also heard a weird rumour. I read somewhere that Katie Holmes just wanted singing lessons off Jamie Foxx or something weird like that.

That she was dating him so she could learn how to sing? Yeah, it was a real weird story. Before you? Yeah, and I was like, well, she obviously wanted to get really good. That's why she dated him for a long time. There are easier ways to get good at singing. All right, that's Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles with the latest. It's brought to you by NZ's most iconic streetwear brand, Federation Clothing.

You can check out their spring collection online now. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I promised you good news about Uber. Uber, the ride-sharing app which has revolutionised travel. Something that people in the big cities take for granted. And by big cities, I mean Auckland, Hamilton, Tauranga, Wellington, Christchurch, Queenstown and Dunedin.

We've got Uber. You really do take it for granted because I caught a cab last week, I think, for this event. So I had to catch a cab. And you forget. What? You forget how expensive it is. It is a hell of a lot more expensive.

Oh, it's so much more expensive. Well, they've announced today that six other cities, towns and cities around New Zealand will be getting Uber. So this is good news. This October. So it's time to find out whether you live in one of those cities in what we're calling Bree and Clint's Great Uber Awards. Who's the first award going to this evening, Clint?

Well, Bree, if you would like to open the envelope, you will find the first town to receive Uber in October will be... And the winner is... Nelson! Nelson! Congratulations, Sonny Nelson. You're getting Uber. No longer will you have to wonder, has the taxi got a credit card facility or what's the fee?

I wonder where the taxi is. Okay, that's the first one. There are six. Let's find out the second town or city in New Zealand to get Uber, the transport of the future, this October. The winner is... Taupo! Taupo!

Congratulations. The Great Lakes District will be receiving Uber. Well deserved. Well deserved. I mean, it's not a very big place, Taupo. I don't imagine your Uber will cost much more than $5 or $6, but, you know, still... You can't really go that much further.

Still great to have it. Okay, the third town or city in New Zealand to get Uber, Transportation of the Future, this October, will be... And the winner is... New Plymouth! Congratulations, New Plymouth! Hooray! Wonderful, New Plymouth.

Beautiful place. I'd be stokedlymouth. Hooray. Wonderful, New Plymouth. Beautiful place. I'd be stoked with that. We've been there. I've been wondering when it was going to come. Seen the mountain when we were there. That was good. Mount Taranaki. Beautiful.

Okay, let's move swiftly along. Another city or town getting Uber this October will be... And the winner is... Napier Hastings. The Napier Hastings. The Napier Hastings area. Congratulations. We've been there as well. Beautiful part of the country.

Beautiful part. Absolutely. Stayed in a haunted prison. Great place to visit. Such a good side of Napier. Okay. Second to last place getting Uber for the first time. This is so exciting.

It is exciting, isn't it? Giving out all these awards. Yeah. Can't believe the Uber company trusted us to do the big announcement. Second to last place. Hopefully it's yours. And the winner is? Uber this October.

Palmerston North. Dromiston North. Parmy, Parmy North. Congratulations, Palmerston North. Oh, they'll fizz for that in Parmy, won't they? They need it as well. Yeah, Parmy would love that. The amount of booze the people in Palmerston North drink.

Porkchop Hill, Uber up there, Uber back. They need as many safe transportation options as possible. And this is it. This is the final. Oh, this is the big one. The last town or city receiving Uber in their area this October will be... And the winner is... Rotorua!

Oh. They're not ready. Why don't you think they're ready? Well, I'm from there. It's just... I just feel like it's a bit too much for Rotorua. Good luck, guys. You guys will understand it eventually. Ronda Rousey, WWE star and former UFC, I guess you'd say.

Champion. Champion. Yeah. She, I mean. She was for a bit. For a bit, for a long while. She held the title for, I think, correct me if I'm wrong, maybe six fights.

She was also in Fast and the Furious. She was. She kicked ass in that. There was a minute where Ronda Rousey was like the biggest star in the world. She was the UFC champion. Joe Rogan called her possibly the greatest female athlete of all time. And she got put in Fast and the Furious. And then literally when all that stuff happened,

she lost her ability to win fights. But she put you – let's be real though. Don't take it away from her because I got very heavily entranced by the Ronda Rousey narrative. You're a big UFC head. I was. Did you have a pair of those tap out shorts? No, never.

Did I want them? Possibly. Possibly. She put women's UFC fighting on the map. Yeah, she's a superstar. She is. Anyway, she has been doing movies. Like you said, she was in Fast and the Furious.

And she's been filming a TV drama. I think it's called 9-1-1. Yeah. I think that's what it's called. Anyway, as they were filming the show recently on set, she's had a horrific accident. Oh, okay. So she said that she had her hand somewhere on this boat during filming

and a door slammed on her finger. Yeah. She thought that she'd obviously jarred her finger because it was quite painful, but she said she was so used to obviously being in WWE, like getting hurt, she just kept going. Yeah. And then afterwards she's taken a look down at her finger who obviously being in WWE, like getting hurt, she just kept going. Yeah. And then afterwards she's taking a look down at her finger and the finger's hanging by a thread.

Oh, this stuff really creeps me out. I'm not good with blood and gore and that sort of thing. So she broke it and she almost snapped through a tendon in her middle finger and almost fractured her other ring finger. Do you want to see it? I mean, this is very visual for everyone else, but I feel like your reaction will probably let the viewers know exactly how bad it is.

Yeah, sure. Okay, give me a countdown. Three and a two and a one. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Look at her face. You can see how upset she is about her own finger. That's hanging there. That's nearly gone. That's severed. You know that trick that like an uncle will do where he pretends that he's pulled his, you know this one?

It looks like that. Where he takes his thumb off like that. I almost got freaked out by that. I was like, oh my God. It's the real life equivalent of that. Yep. Oh, that looks brutal. That's rough, isn't it?

Anyway, apparently she is okay. She got surgery and stuff done and she now has 50% of the movement back in her finger already. 50%, that's not good. It's three days after the accident. Yeah, your finger will never be the same. No. As someone whose finger has come out before,

it never goes back to normal. It'll never be the same. No. It's the finger has come out before, it never goes back to normal. It'll never be the same. No. It's the same with any joint like that. Yeah. Yeah. You're never 100% ever again.

No. But hey, at least she didn't lose the finger. There'll be certain gang signs that she can't pull anymore. Or maybe if they remove half the finger, she'll be permanently

pulling that gang sign. West side. Yeah, she might be always doing an east side. Yeah. Yeah, east side, west side. Clint wanted to ask this afternoon, on 0800DIALZM, have you ever lost a finger?

Yeah, I definitely do want to ask that. Because what else have we asked like this before? We asked, have you broken your leg before? Oh, yeah. But losing a finger is a pretty traumatic event. Have you lost multiple fingers? What would you rather lose? Two fingers or two toes?

Ooh, which toes? Would you rather lose your two big toes or your two thumbs? Two big toes. Same. Yeah. I need these thumbs, baby. Yeah. These are busy.

These are busy thumbs. I've got texting to do. Yeah. I'd choose to lose any other finger over my thumb. Okay. Stand by that. We'll get some people who have lost fingers and we'll find out what fingers they've lost. You're nervous about this? I'm keen. Okay. 0800

dial ZM. Have you lost a finger? You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Rhonda Rousey UFC fighter turned WWE fighter turned actress has been involved in a horrific accident on set of the new TV show

that she's been filming, 9-1-1, where she's nearly lost her middle finger or part of her middle finger. Going by the photo you've shown me, I think she will lose it. I don't think it'll come back. Well, I don't know. Yeah, the picture looks real bad, doesn't it? Can you get a prosthetic finger? Surely. No, I don't think it'll come back. Well, I don't know. Yeah, the picture looks real bad, doesn't it? Can you get a prosthetic finger? Surely.

No, I don't think so. But would you bother? They're really good at sewing fingers back on, can I say? I just, of all the body part to lose, I just feel like a finger is quite expendable. Like you've got 10 of them. Like if you had to lose one, they're just a phalange. And that's why God gave you so many.

Yeah, it depends which finger though. Because certain fingers are very important to certain things. That is a very, very good point. You know what I'm saying? We're asking the question this afternoon, have you lost a finger? Welcome to the show, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello.

Have you lost a finger? I've lost the tip of my finger. Which one? My pinky. Oh, yeah. We were saying if you had to lose a finger That might be our Most likely one No I need the pinky

I think the ring finger Get rid of it Oh people usually Be their pinky For like picking their nose And stuff like that But I don't have The privileges of doing that

So are we talking You've lost out on that Are we talking first Knuckle Um no Yeah yeah Just above that And how'd you do it

Oh I didn't do it. My older sister did it. She cut your finger off? Yeah. How? I was, like, 11 months old, and she just closed the door on my finger. Oh, whoa.

11 months old. You're still, like, novelty. Like, your parents are still worried about you and stuff. No. She must have been in so much trouble. I was the fourth child, so I didn't look after myself. By that stage, they've got 30 other fingers. They're like, oh, she'll be all right.

She's got a heap of other fingers. Hey, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. Have you lost a finger or part of a finger? I haven't lost a finger. It was actually my two-year-old son. So he had three fingers stuck in a bike chain.

We had to make a choice. And we chose to cut the middle one off so that when he got older, if people gave him shit, he could flip the bird. So he's got a stub. So he flips the bird with the middle finger now. It's beautiful. Wait, wait, wait.

Did you cut the middle finger off or did you keep the middle finger? No, we cut it off. So how does he flip the bird? He's got a stub. He's got half. He's got a stub. He's got half. He's got a stub. So what happens is

if their fingers get cut off before a certain age, I think it's three, the skin's still able to grow back and it started to grow back. So he's got a nubby, but he flips it. He uses it

and he gets away with it. I'm real interested, Crystal, because you said he got three stuck and how did you make the choice? What three fingers were stuck? So it was the three middle fingers. He had two in the cog. He had one stuck on a point,

one in a cog and another one just moving into one of the points. And we managed to move two of them out but one had to be cut off. So we chose the middle finger. Out of those three there you're not getting rid of the index. No, that's an important thing. If we're talking nose picking, that's an important thing. No, no.

Nah, it's MVP, isn't it, Crystal? If we're talking nose picking, that's your main tool. That's the main tool for a lot of things. Am I right, Crystal? Anyway, the middle finger, yeah, you're right. You do flip the bird with the middle.

I think you've made the right choice there, Crystal. I think so too. Yeah, well done. Let's go to Sam quickly. Sam, you have three family members with missing fingers. Yeah, correct. How?

How has this come about? So my father, he is missing one of his thumbs. He smashed it off in a post-drama. In a what? Oh, like a thumb making a fence thing. Yes, that thing. Oh, God. Yeah, okay.

So dad's missing a finger. Who else? My mother is missing part of an index finger. It's like a stub. She got it stood on by a cow and they had to remove the rest of it. Both main ones so far. And who's the last one? My grandfather is missing his pinky finger.

He put it, for some reason, under a ride-on lawnmower. God. Jeez. Was this all done on the same farm? Yeah, I guess it was. Does anyone want to insure your family anymore? That's a whole different story. Yeah, I bet.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is a bit weird. Our producer, Ellie, has just come into the studio and said that she has a surprise for us and you and I have no idea what's going on, Brie. I is a bit weird. Our producer, Ellie, has just come into the studio and said that she has a surprise for us and you and I have no idea what's going on, Brie. I don't like it. She's got that look in her eye. I hate this stuff.

Producer Ellie, what's happening? Well, we've got some cool news, guys. Obviously, at the start of the year, we went to Float and you released a single, Send It. The whole thing. Send It. I remember it well.

I listen to it every morning it's my alarm you know it's had like 70 000 streams or something on spotify i was just about to say it's had 70 000 streams it went to number one in new zealand yeah it was it was amazing it's our crowning achievement it's the best and worst thing we've ever done shout out to kings of course yes kings speaking of kings our producer he's got some cool news to share with you today. Is he here? Oh, he's a legend. He's just been, he just got back from Japan actually, shooting a music video for his song Super, but we've got him

on the phone for you. He's on the phone! He's got some great news for the Hot Mess Express. Kia ora Kings, good afternoon. Hello my friend. Hello! This is unexpected. And how are we, Clint and Brie, or should unexpected. And how are we, Clinton Bree? Or should I say hot and mess? Hot and mess?

That makes you the express. We're good. Yeah, we're good. What's going on with you? Have I got some news for you guys? Yeah. What is it? The APRA royalties came in for our song.

Are you? No way. The royalty check. Are you ready? Are you ready to hear the totals? I don't know. Are we ready? We need a drum roll.

Hold on. I've never had a royalties check before for anything. Kings, you would know what this feels like a lot. We need a drum roll and you guys need to take a seat. Okay. I'm going to sit down and we're going to hit that drum roll. Build-ups. Build-ups.

The Hot Mess Express made $3,648. Oh, wait. Wait, wait,,648. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait a second. Oh, the decimal point. $36. $36. Sorry, we didn't. Very good.

Sorry, I read that wrong. Oh, no. I'll clap that. $36. I was about to swear my pants off. $36. That's $12 each. Yes.

And, yeah, so I've got a down payment on the house now from Greg. Oh my god. You know what I say on this show, Kings? Pretty good. Pretty good. For the new baby Clint, you got some nappy money? Yeah, great, great, great. I don't think you understand.

I don't think you understand how strapped for cash Clint is right now. And when you said $3,000, his eyes lit up. Lord got a house in Devonport. We get $36. Oh, man. You know what? You know what I say? And I assume you've got the check with you, Kings.

You know what I say to that? Yeah. Don't worry about it. Yay! Well done. Well done. Well done. Oh, all right. Well, thanks.

Yeah, cool. Thanks for the phone call, Kings. I assume that means you'll be keen for the next single then, with a payday like that? Might put a hold on that one. Commission to brag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is good stuff.

No, this is for all of us. Yeah. This is our whole team. Producer Ellie, Producer Ben, you, mate, me. Yeah. We're going to have a bit of a brag. So there's this radio show in Australia called Kate, Tim and Marty. Who's on it?

Well, there's Kate. Yeah. Guy called Tim. Oh, yeah, good, good. And I think the last guy's name's Marty. We might have to double check that. Yeah, yeah, good, good. And I think the last guy's name's Marty. We might have to double check that. Yeah, Kate, Tim and Marty. Anyway, they do the exact same time slot we do, except shorter.

The drive home. They do four to seven, four to six. They do four to six. Four to six. It's a very short drive show. Good hours in Australia. But it's the number one drive show in Australia. Are they the biggie?

They're the big one. They're the guys that took over from Hamish and Andy as number one. Gotcha. And they've been number one for years and years and they, yeah, it's a great show, super well loved. Yes. Anyway, we got wind recently, yesterday to be exact, that they have taken one of our games that we play on our show.

Excuse me. They've taken one of our games that we play on our show. Excuse me. They've taken one of our games and don't worry, mate, because they did credit us. Oh, okay. They did credit us. Yeah, yeah. But they've played the Insta Fame game on their show. This is bloody good stuff.

Yeah, mate. We've got the audio. Take a listen. Well, let's meet our contestants first and then we'll tell you about the game because I actually love this game so much that I would love to take it. Well, let's meet our contestants first and then we'll tell you about the game because I actually love this game so much that I would love to take it. Well, let's just nick it. And we're going to be playing the Insta Fame Game from ZM with Brie and Klunt in Auckland, New Zealand.

I love Brie and Klunt. Oh, this is great, this game. Isn't it good? Well done, Kl Clint and Bray. Can you ask Clint and Bray if they would mind us repurposing this? And is also, have we not seen Bray somewhere along the line? I think Bray's Australian. She's stunning.

Yeah, there you go. Ooh, she's stunning. I've slid into the DMs of the old Marty, but he's married. That bit at the end there where they say, have we seen Bree before? You have seen Bree before. No, don't tell that story. You have seen Bree before.

So there's a photo that exists from just before Bree moved to New Zealand where she's got Kate from the Kate, Tim and Marty show. And Kate is also off Home and Away. She's Kate Ritchie from Home and Away. You've seen her at the radio awards and you've gone, oh, bloody love her. She's put Kate Ritchie in Home and Away. You've seen her at the radio awards and you've gone, oh, bloody love her. She's put Kate Ritchie in a headlock for a photo. I've walked over and usually I don't fangirl,

but I'd had a few slash a lot of lemonades and I've walked over and I was like, okay, I just love your show. I love it. Can we get a photo? And then I was like, come here. And then it's just me. Literally, I've got her in a headlock and she's trying to get away. She looks like she's trying to wriggle away.

She looks like she's trying to back out of it. She tried, but I had her in a vice grip. That was for everybody, by the way. Once again, New Zealand on the world stage. Making it. Proud. Play ball. ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast.

It's Britney, bitch. True. Katy Perry. God, God. Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Brie and Clint.

Yanina. A pop diva. Pop diva. Taylor Swift. Light, light liquor. Free and cleanse. Yanina or Pop Diva. Pop Diva. Yanina or Pop Diva. That's right. It's Yanina or Pop Diva. Never has more effort been put into a radio game opener for a game that will only last about three weeks. Hey, it might live on.

We're trying to figure that out at the moment. There's a YouTuber called Yanina who does incredible covers of famous pop stars. And all we do is we put you to the test. Can you tell the difference between Yanina, the YouTuber, or the original pop diva? Problem is, Yanina is a finite resource. And once she's out of songs, we're out of game.

I mean, how many people can she impersonate? Not everyone, and we're burning through them quite quick. We've called her. We said, Nina, can you try a Tupac for us? She's doing her best, but it's going to take a while. Yeah. Let's find today's contestants. Hi, Molly.

Hi, Molly. Hello, hello. Have you played before? No, I have not. Okay, good. Do you know how the game is played? I think I've just got to guess whether it's Janina or a pop diva. Oh, she's good.

I mean, it's in the name of the game and you've nailed it. Georgia, are you there? I'm here. After that explanation from Molly, you'll be ready to play, yeah? I'm absolutely ready to go. Then let's do this. And it's easy because we give you one each, one at a time, and you get to just have your glory moment.

So let's go with Molly. This is your first one, okay? Where you gone? Where you gone? Oh, baby, on the lanes go out. Thinking of the baby I was born. Is that Yanina or is that the pop diva Dua Lipa? I think that is Janina.

Locking in Janina. Absolutely correct. Well done. It is Janina. Okay, let's go to Georgia. Here comes your first one. And it's fun living in the real world. Oh, I forget how good Paramore was.

Oh, I love Paramore. Is that Unina or is that Hayley Williams from Paramore? I'm going to go Unina. Going Unina as well. Lock it in. Correct. I thought that was pretty good. I thought it was pretty good too.

Yeah. One all. Okay, back to you, Molly. Here you go. In Malibu, baby. Next to you, Molly. Here you go. In Malibu, baby. Next to you, my love. In Malibu, baby. All right.

Is that you, Nina, or is that pop diva, Miley Cyrus? Oh, that's a hard one. Okay, go Miley. Come on, Miley. All right, locking in original pop diva, Miley. You're good. You're good, Molly. Good work, Molly.

That's two to you. Here comes your second one, Georgia. God make me the last one, mother. I don't want to hurt anymore. That is a big one. Georgia, is that your Nina or one of the biggest pop divas herself, Whitney Houston? I've got no idea.

I'm going to go your Nina. Locking in your Nina. We're going to a tie break. Well done, Georgia. Here we go. All right. Your last one. Molly, Janina or Pop Diva?

Man, if that's her, she's good, isn't she? Yanina. Yanina. Oh, my gosh. Who are you locking in? Yanina. I'm going for it. Yanina.

She's locking in Yanina. No. That's Adele. That is Adele. So, Kay, if Georgia gets this wrong, then we will go to a real tie break. But if she gets it right, she will take the mobile fuel. Here it comes. Here it comes. Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? But if she gets it right, she will take the mobile fuel. Here it comes.

Oh, it's tough. Is that Yanina or is that pop diva Taylor Swift? I'm going Taylor Swift. Locking in Taylor Swift for the win. She's got it. Well done, Georgia. Congratulations. You win the game 3-2.

Awesome. Thank you. Nice work. Picks up some mobile fuel. Sorry, Mole, no luck today. That's Janina or Pop Diva. Maybe the last one we ever play. Will it be back next week? You know, we could keep playing if we just do all original Pop Divas

and you go, is that your name? And the answer is always, you know? This is true. Yeah. Oh, well, now you've given it away. Yeah, you ruined it.

Oh, well, game's over. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Look, I'm not going to sit here and say that I've ever tuned in to multiple episodes

of Made in Chelsea, but I caught a clip on Facebook last night and essentially Made in Chelsea, but I caught a clip on Facebook last night. And essentially Made in Chelsea, I'm assuming it's like Geordie Shore mixed with the hills. Right, right, right. And it follows the lives of young, you know, in their 20s people that live in Chelsea.

Hot people? Hot people. Rich people? Rich people. It's the hells. Yeah, pretty much. Anyway, this one clip was of a man and a woman who

used to date. Okay. And she sits this guy down. So her ex, she sits him down and she starts having a conversation with him. So in the audio, she references a guy named James, which is his best mate. Okay.

Take a listen. Okay, well basically, James and I, we've kissed mate. Okay. Take a listen. Okay, well, basically, James and I, we've kissed. We thought it was a mistake, but it's not. We're friends, but there is this kind of chemistry, and I just can't control this. That's true. F***. Eww, awkward. So she's hooking up with her ex's best mate.

Yeah. Apparently they kissed and thought it was an accident. Turns out they've got chemistry and now they're dating. Good on her for telling him face to face and not just letting him find out. Whose responsibility do you think it is in that situation to tell him? Is it your ex or is it your best mate? I think it's the best mate. Me too.

Because technically, I know this sounds horrible, but the person who's more in the wrong is the best mate right now. And also your ex doesn't owe you anything. Exactly right. You guys have broken up. The best mate does. Yeah. He should not be doing that.

He's the one that's made a conscious decision to go, oh, I like what you had. Mm-hmm. Might taste a bit of that. Because it's all in the context, right? Mm-hmm. Ex-girlfriend. There's no ex before best friend.

No. If anything, there's current best friend. Current best friend. He's the one you're in a relationship with. He's the one I'd be more upset with. He's the one you expected not to go behind your back. Not that there's actually anything technically wrong with it. Like in the laws of relationships, it's not, no one's cheated.

Would you do that to a best mate? No. I couldn't do that. You're thinking about it? Well, no, love is love. You can't help who you fall for. There's a lot of people in the sea. But I would, no, you say that.

There's a lot of fish. You say that, but what if you just fall for them? What if something happens? What if something happens? I would like to be the one to tell my mate that. Oh, I don't think I could ever do that

to a friend. I think I'd like to say, I think I've got feelings for your ex. Oh! Are you okay with it? You stay away from all of my exes.

And then if he said, if he said no, I'd go, oh, I wasn't really prepared for this. So what do I do now? What do I do now? I didn't really have a backup plan. We want your stories this afternoon.

We want to know what happened. On 0800DIALZM, did your best friend hook up with your ex? Yeah. And have you managed to stay friends? Are you still salty? Did it ruin everything? Or was it you? Are you the ex?

Are you the best friend? Are you the best friend? That's hooked up with your best mate's ex. Yeah, okay. We'll take it any which way. Anything inside this love triangle situation, love friendship triangle. Yeah, we just want to know how it worked out. inside this love triangle situation, love friendship triangle. Yeah.

We just want to know how it worked out. You can also text us on 9696. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Right now, has your best mate hooked up with your ex? Happened on a TV show that I saw last night and it brought back memories for me because I was just telling you off air, this is actually kind of super personal. I don't really like to talk about it, but my ex best mate hooked up with three of my exes back to back.

See, that's really weird. That's coincidence. Well, no, I think once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. Yeah. Like she wants to be you. I know.

Right? Get your own bloody meat. And you know what makes it even more weird is her and I are very alike. Yeah. Does she look like you? Yeah, we kind of look alike. Does she have the side part and the nose ring? No, she doesn't have the nose ring, but we're the exact same height and we have the same birthday.

Right. Weird. Let's get some juicy stuff we have the same birthday. Right. Let's get some juicy stuff on the show this afternoon. Jess. Kia ora. What's the dynamic? What are we talking? Okay, so it's about 10 years ago, my ex-best friend and I were best friends and we studied together and she set me up with her best guy mate.

Gotcha. So we were together for about four months. It was a short relationship, didn't really work out. That's all good. And then about five years ago, I found out through the grapevine that actually they were together the whole time that he and I were together. So they were cheating on me the whole time. So why would she set you up with him?

Why did she set you up? I don't know. You'd have to ask her. Jess is also confused. She doesn't really. Yeah, no idea. And so, like, our friendship fell apart at a similar kind of time that our relationship, that my relationship with the guy fell apart. Interesting.

So, you know, yeah, we didn't see them anymore. They weren't part of my life. And then I actually ran into her through my sister-in-law about four months ago and found out that they ended up having five children together and that they're still together to this day 10 years later. So I was like, oh, well, all the best to you. All the best to you. There you go.

Weird that they were hooking up the whole time behind her back. That's psychopathic. I reckon they've got videos of you. Yeah, probably. What about this text on the text machine? Someone texted through and said, my best friend slept with my husband. Does that count?

Yeah, that counts. Yeah, that counts. That's right. Smack bang in the sweet spot of what we're talking about. Hey, Dave. Hey, guys. Are you the best friend, the ex, or what? I was the best friend that ended up with the ex.

Oh, Dave. We've been together 12 years now and married for eight. So it worked out good. Congratulations. And that's what I was saying when the heart wants what it wants. Like, if that's the right person for you in life, you can't help if they hooked up with your best mate beforehand. But Dave, are you still best mates with your friend?

Yeah, it was always bros before hoes. So still best mates. But it wasn't. Dave, also you can't call your wife of eight years a hoe. Yeah, that was always bros before hoes, so still best mates. But it wasn't. Dave, Dave, also you can't call your wife of eight years a hoe. Yeah, that was early days. And also, it wasn't because you hooked up with her and put her first before your mates. Yeah.

What? Yeah, oh well, what the wife wants, the wife gets. Dave, Dave, I don't think... You can't just say random sayings. Dave, I don't think you get to use that saying. I think that one's off limits for you. Okay, I'll just say we're still mates then. I'm just waiting for another saying that Dave's going to pull out.

Dave's excellent. Well, you know, it's raining cats and dogs. Hey, Mike. How's it going? Mike, were you the best friend? Were you the ex or what's going on? My wife left me for one of my best mates that I'd known for 15 years. Your wife left

you for your best mate? Mike, how did you find out? I found out through one of my other mates that told me and I didn't believe it but yeah, I hit her up and yeah. Mike, I'm going to ask you a real dumb question. Are you still

mates with your best mate? Nah, nah, no way. Nah, I haven't spoken ask you a real dumb question. Are you still mates with your best mate? Nah, nah, no way. Nah, I haven't spoken to him since. And did they continue to date afterwards or no? Yeah, they, like, moved out of town and, like, yeah, they kept it going for a bit. I don't know what happened, though. It's a big one, eh?

Because if you're going to do that, if you're going to torch your marriage and, in effect, he's going to burn off his friend group, you become hermits. Like you've really got to be into that person because you almost got to move to a new town and get new names. Yeah, I've got to ask Mike, are you happy now?

Are you with anyone else now? Yeah, I'm happy now. I've got my daughter back now after like 13 years. So yeah, I'm pretty happy. Oh, awesome. Good for you, mate. Good on you, mate. You're better off, it sounds like. We're going to take

one more because this has just been so juicy. Oh, this is anonymous. This person wants to remain anonymous. Who are you? Hello. Hello. Anonymous. Are you the best friend? Are you the ex? Are you the what? I'm the girl that slept with the best friend. Right. Wait.

So about, roughly about, I don't know, 15, 14 years ago, I started dating this guy. We've dated on and off over, I don't know, 15, 14 years ago I started dating this guy We've dated on and off over, I don't know, the last 12 years We've always run into each other in between relationships And as of about two and a half years ago Maybe just under that I got drunk one night and slept with his best friend

And we just went unconditional on our first house together Whoa Well, congratulations on the house and sleep with his best friend and we just went unconditional on our first house together. Whoa! Well, congratulations on the house. And how did your current boyfriend at the time find out? He wasn't my current boyfriend. He was just someone that I'd always had in my life.

We'd always kind of just dated on and off. But his best mates and my partner actually told him and he comes over to his dinner. They're still tied as. We're all really good mates. So, it's a happy... At the house that you guys bought together.

Pardon? At the house you guys bought together. Well, you know what they say. Yeah. Bros before homes. Yeah, that's what Mike was saying. Oh, wow. Okay, that is juicy stuff. Hey, it all worked out. Yeah, everybody's happy, I think. Doesn't always work out that way, though, I'm sure.

I think everyone came out of that all right. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Get a birthday banger on for a Wednesday. What was the number one song on your 16th birthday?

Well, we'll answer that right now. First person on with a fantastic name. Hey, Chaz. Hi, Chaz. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 26th of January, 1990.

Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 26th of January, and in the mid-2000s, this was number one. Nobody gonna love me better. I'm gonna stick with you forever. Don't you? Bit of a throwy. Bit of a throwy. Bit of a throwy, that's the one. Is this Pussycat Dolls or is this solo Nicole Scherzinger?

Pussycat Dolls still. Stick with you. That's one word, by the way, Chas. Stick with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He knows. He knows.

It's his birthday banger. He's got it. He knows. Okay, not bad. Let's talk to Karen. Hey, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hey.

What's your birthday? 12 September, 1980. Okay, you were. Let's talk to Karen. Hey, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hey. What's your birthday? 12th of September, 1980. Okay, you were 16 in 1996 on the 12th of September, and this is your birthday banger. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. Make your life forever, friendship never. Karen, that is a huge birthday banger.

You get the Spice Girls. It doesn't get bigger. Not just any Spice Girls, debut Spice Girls. The biggest. The biggest Spice Girls song. Are you happy with that? Does that bring back good memories? Yes, it does.

That's a tune. It's a strong contender. I mean, I don't know what I'd choose between Stick With You and the Spice Girls. I mean, it's close. It's close. Last one's Jess. Hey, Jess. Hi, Jess.

Hi, I don't think I can beat the Spice Girls. Oh,, it's close. It's close. Last one's Jess. Hey, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. Don't think I can beat the Spice Girls. Oh, that's defeatist, okay? I don't want that attitude from you. I want positivity. Jess, what's your birthday? 13th of September, 1995. Okay.

You were 16 in 2011 on the 13th of September. And on that day, this topped the charts. Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till this topped the charts. Damn. You get the boys, One Direction, Live While We're Young. One D. Brilliant. Oh, you don't sound impressed with that.

No, I do. Love One D, but I'm jealous of the others. I mean, if anyone was going to take on the greatest girl band of all time, it might as well be One Direction, right? Very true. Possibly best boy band of all time. What? Careful.

Who's a better boy band than One Direction? NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Boys and Men, Jonas Brothers. I might rescind my vote for the Backstreet Boys then Okay Wait there Jess What are we playing? Spice Girls Pussy

It's all girl and boy groups today by the way It is Spice Girls Pussycat Dolls One Direction I'm never not going to vote for the Spice Girls

Right I really want to vote for One Direction because I know that if it goes to Ellie she'll choose One Direction as well And you will be hated by lots of...

No, I'm just kidding. You won't be. You won't be. Nah, I'm joking. Karen, you win birthday bagger. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you.

Here we go. Stick around. We're giving away a $500 New World voucher next. That's right. Let's go. Brian Clemson. That's right, let's go. Breein' Cleans it in. We'll see you next time. If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking it too easy, but that's the way it is

What you think about that, now you know how I feel Say you could handle my love, are you for real? I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me, then I'll say goodbye. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Don't tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to really, really, really want to take a take time. If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

Make it last forever, friendship never ends. If you want to be my lover You have to cast it in You've got to kick it, it's too easy But that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully We got M in the place who likes it in your face You got G like MC who likes it on her

Easy B doesn't come for free She's a real lady But ask for me, you'll see Slap your body down and wine, it's all around Slap your body down and wine, it's all around Slap your body down and wine, it's all around If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Making love's forever

Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover You have got to give Taking it's too easy But that's the way it is. If you want to be my lover. You've got to, you've got to, you've got to, you've got to, you've got to. Make me love you more.

More, more, more. Love your body down and wine is all around. Love your body down and wine is all around. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Love your body down and wine is all around. Love your body down and hook us up. Zedin, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger from the Spice Girls.

Someone just texted through. And they said, considering the topic that you last chatted about, this song seems appropriate. Oh, did you get with your best friend's ex? If you want to get with me, you've got to listen to me. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Spree and Clint's Go To with New World. Every Wednesday, we give you the chance to pick us up with your Go To meal

thanks to New World's Go To range, which you can pick up tonight. It's a great competition. If you have the best meal idea, you're going to take away a $500 New World gift card. Yeah, I've been loving this comp over the last however many weeks. Not only do we get to give money to someone to spend at New World, we also get a few new recipe ideas for dinner. Makes me hungry this game. Becky's here.

Hey, Becky. Hi. Becky, what's your go-to meal that you think is going to pick me and Clint up? Well, I'd have to go with a freshly caught snapper green Thai curry served with your choice of rice or noodles and fresh greens. Oh, girl. I do like the sound of that, Becky. A fresh snapper green curry. Becky with the good hair.

It covers all the bases we asked for. It's fresh. It's warm. It's soupy. Let's go to Vienna. Vienna, hi. Hi, Vienna. Hi.

What's your go-to meal that you're putting on the table? Crispy chicken ramen bowl with noodles and fresh vegetables and crispy onion shallots. Oh, I love ramen so much. Do you know me? I am a massive ramen fan. I've been to all the ramen places in Auckland. What's the best ramen in Auckland?

The one in Ponsonby Road, I reckon. Ramen Takara? Yes. Yeah. It's good. Oh, yum. It's on the list. Yeah, it's on the list.

Okay, Vienna, you have, oh, that's a strong inchy there. That's good too. One more. Hey, Sam. Hey, Sam. I hope you come through with, Vienna, that's a strong inchy there. That's good too. One more. Hey, Sam. Hey. Sam, I hope you come through with two-minute noodles on toast. No, I'm actually going to go with something so simple but so good in winter.

Yeah. And it's fresh chicken breast stuffed with cream cheese, apricot wrapped in bacon on top of a cream remesh. Oh, that sounds beautiful as well. You've gone rogue. That's off brief, but I quite like it. Yeah, I don't mind. Totally, yeah.

I don't mind going off brief. Producer Ellie, if I know her, would die for that last one. Wrapping it in bacon puts it over the top as well. She loves a cream cheese. She loves it. Bacon chicken dish. She loves a cheesy chicken dish. Throw some apricot in there and it's her.

It's the ramen for me. That's my winner. Yeah, ramen. Are we going ramen? Got me over the line, I think. Vienna, congratulations. $500 gift card to go and spend at New World.

Oh my God, thank you so much. Because of a little go-to meal and the others also pick up a voucher. New World voucher as well. Yeah, we got vouchers for everybody who played. Thanks to New World,

they have a range of go-to recipes in store and online. You can pick up everything voucher. New World voucher as well. Yeah, we've got vouchers for everybody who played. Thanks to New World, they have a range of go-to recipes in store and online. You can pick up everything you need tonight from New World and get the freshest ingredients as well.

Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Obviously, it's been massive news in the last couple of weeks that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

have broken up. Their marriage has broken down and I'm sure it's been a while but it's all just come out in the last week. She's already got a song and Liam Hemsworth have broken up. Their marriage has broken down. And I'm sure it's been a while, but it's all just come out in the last week. She's already got a song out about it. Yeah, she does. And she's been spotted multiple times with her new flame, Caitlin Carter,

who used to date Brodie Jenner. Yeah. Who's half brothers with Kylie and Kendall Jenner. Whose father is Caitlin Jenner. That'sner. Yeah. Who's half brothers with Kylie and Kendall Jenner. Whose father is Caitlyn Jenner. That's correct. Yeah. I mean, it's an interesting web, Hollywood, isn't it? And now Miley's involved. Yeah, now Miley's involved.

And so there's a story out today that said Miley Cyrus and Caitlyn Carter have reportedly been spotted packing on the PDA in a West Hollywood nightclub. You say packing on the PDA. I read a headline that said they were basically doing it in the club. Pretty much. They were all over each other. Yeah. Yeah.

It was getting hot and heavy. She's riding it like a wrecking ball. Okay. Not appropriate. Sorry. I know this offends you because I know you're very averse to PDA Oh, I'm just It just makes me uncomfortable

Yeah Me too, to be honest Like I'm not an overly PDA person PDA person But I thought We could try and find out Where your line is today

Okay So what I've done is I've come up with like a PDA Let's call it like a squirm-o-meter Okay Where do you get squeamish? And it goes from 1 to 7. Right, 1 to 7? Yeah, so there's different

stages. So you just tell me if you'd be okay with this. Okay, I'm already uncomfortable. And I don't mean seeing it, I mean you need to be doing this with a partner. Okay, so I'm involved in it. Yeah, it's you and a partner. Because I, yeah. In previous relationships, I've had fights with partners over this. You've dated people who are more keen for PDA than you?

Yes. Well, this is important. Maybe you should go through this if you're in a new relationship with your partner so you know where each other sits. Fine. Okay. Level one of the PDA square momenta, hand-holding. No, I'm fine with that.

You're fine with hand-holding? Yeah. Cool. Let me go up a level. Kissing each other on the lips in public. Like when one of you leaves. Like say you brought your partner here. Is it just one?

Is it a peck? But it's in here at work. So your partner is leaving and you're like, I'm going to go now, babe. That's fine. You're okay with a kiss on the lips in public? Yeah, that's okay. Cool.

Sitting on each other's knee in public. So you're sitting in a chair and your partner comes over and says, hey, babe, and she just pops herself down on your knee. Are you okay with that? Is there anywhere else that you can sit? Yeah. There's plenty of seats, but they want to be close to you. No.

Is that the line? We're only at level three of seven. We're only at level three. Fine. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, cool. Okay, then we go up to level four. Sitting on your knees nice.

It's going, I feel safe here. I'm not Santa. Number four, using a pet name in front of other people. What's the pet name? Depends. It's only for you guys. Use it at home. Between you two.

No one else knows the pet name. What's yours and Lucy's pet name? I'm not using it in public. Why not? Because I don't know that kind of thing. Use it. Do it. No, are knows the pet name. What's yours and Lucy's pet name? I'm not using it in public. Why not? Use it to it. Are you okay with that? They come in here and say your

nickname is like Chutney Bunny and she calls you or he calls you Chutney Bunny in public. You okay with that? Yeah, it's fine. Okay, wow, you're more comfortable with PDA than I realise. Well, then we go up a level. Sex in public.

Yeah, why not? We've come this far. Yeah, you've made it to the top of the chart. Well done. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to a Katy Perry investigation. Oh, I do love an investigation. Now she has been copping it from all sides recently, Katy Perry. Plagiarism cases left, right and centre. Of course, earlier this month, she was accused of stealing this song, Dark Horse. It's not going back.

Very distinctive beat. From the popular Christian rap group, Joyful Noise. Oh God, I love them. Now, let's remember she was found guilty. They won. Of this, wasn't she? The latest one is that she's being accused of ripping off Kiwi band Broods. Which we actually talked about this quite a few months ago.

Yes, we did. And we thought her new song, Never Really Over. Sounded remarkably similar to a Brood song, right? Exactly right. So similar that we did a mashup. Bit slower, but you hear it, right? Oh, you can hear it. So the latest is, that one is months old now. That song's been out for ages.

No one's really picked up on it. Until now, where Katy Perry has released a video for her new song that's coming out soon. The video treatment bears a striking resemblance to Brood's album artwork. Now, you can't see this at home, but I'm about to show Bree a couple of things. So the first thing I've got to show you is Brood's album artwork for their latest album,

Don't Feed the Pop Monster. So it's Brood standing in front of like a big set of lips yeah and the mouth has teeth and a tongue and it's because obviously their album was called don't feed the pop monster and the lips are made of like a soft material yeah it's like a soft material and georgia has a blonde bob yes yeah cool and now i'll show you uh the video treatment for Katy Perry's latest music video. Yeah, look, it's some big lips made with a soft fabric and she has a blonde bob. It's right there, right? It's right there. And you know what? Brutes looks way better than Katy Perry's.

But who's doing it? Because I don't think it's Katy Perry. No, it wouldn't be coming from her. I don't think she's sitting there going know it wouldn't be coming from her I don't think she's sitting there going Guys I've found some good shit Let's just mimic this group From New Zealand To New Zealand No one's even bloody heard of that country

Like seriously It's a small country down the bottom of the earth Listen to this song It's called Royals I reckon we just rip it I reckon we just go for it Let's call it Hear me out

Not Royals Let's call it Boyles And we we just go for it. Let's call it, hear me out, not Roy, let's call it Boyles, and we'll just do Boyles. I will never have Boyles. I reckon you might be in a bit of trouble there, KP. Watch out. Our lawyers are on to you. Oh, not our lawyers. We can't do anything.

Broods want to, though. We've got the evidence. Come and see us. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. this is a weird story and it involves lime scooters yeah we need to get a better sound effect it's missing the last thing off the end of that sound effect you know um uh this story before that have you seen the new lime scooters the v3s. Bigger, fatter tyres. They look more... No.

To me, to be honest, the new Limes look more enticing to take off-road than ever before. And I don't know if that's the intention. I do love to take my Lime off-road. Me too. Just to, you know, cut a kerb. Down here in Victoria Park in Auckland. Doing some skiddies in the middle of the rugby field. Some sweet skids.

So this is weird. There's a tow truck company that is towing Lime scooters. So they currently have 23 Lime scooters and a couple of Onzo bikes in their tow yard. And they're charging the Lime and Onzo company $200 to get the scooters back. Per scooter? No way.

They're saying that because a Lime is classed as a vehicle, if it's parked illegally, they're more than welcome to tow it. Which, to be fair, it's hard to argue with that. It's hard to argue with that logic. No, that'd be a loophole. I reckon that's BS. They've taken them. They're saying that customers have come to them and said, this Lime's in a bad place and I've that's BS. They've taken them. They said that they're saying that customers

have come to them and said this lime's in a bad place and I've been tripping over it. Which is BS. No one's ever caught a tow truck on a lime. But they're saying that's what happened. They're just doing it to make extra money. I feel that is the case as well. The thing is though, you know when you move a lime scooter. They call themselves. They're like

I'm just going to give myself a call here. Yeah. Solve my own problem. Hello, it's Gary. Yeah, Gary from towing. Is this Gary from towing? Yeah, this is Gary from towing. Yeah, cool. I need to make a complaint

about a lime scooter. You want it towed? Yes, please, Gary. All right, I'll be there now. Thanks, Gary. The problem is, you know when you move a lime scooter when you haven't activated it,

that alarm goes off. Yes. So they'll have a whole room of lime scooters just going bam, bam, bam, bam, non off. Yes. So they'll have a whole room of Lime scooters just going, bam, bam, bam, bam, nonstop. Does that just continue, does it? Good point.

Don't actually know if it stops after a while. I think it stops after a while. The other issue is, you know how the Lime app gives you a map of where all the Lime scooters are? There's a huge congregation of Lime scooters at this tow yard. So do people just keep walking there? So people must be showing up to it and going, oh, I might grab a Lime scooter. And then all of a sudden you're at the tow yard.

And like, yeah, you can have a lime, but you've got to pay $200 to get it out. Have you ever had your car towed? Yeah. And how much did it cost? $250, I think. God, you guys have a good in New Zealand. How much does it cost in Australia? One of my friends, Corinne, her and I one time parked in the city.

Well, she parked and she came to pick me up and she parked in a clearway. Yeah. Which we all know what happens in a clearway. So she, I'm going to come out and say she deserved to be towed. Well, I'm not saying she didn't. Yeah. But $650 to get her car out. Oh.

And it was there for an hour. Right. In the clearway or in the tow yard? No, in the tow yard. $600. But the thing is, they've got you. You have to pay it. Well, how do you get it out?

The problem is, you broke the law, so you don't have a leg to stand how do you get it out? The problem is You broke the law So you don't have a league to stand on Are they privately owned? But they just make up the prices Yeah tow companies are privately owned They make them up don't they? Yeah You can start one

You're allowed to start one I think you have to have a towies licence But you could start one Nah I think I'd want to be a good person Oh Oh Oh Oh

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No one likes a tow truck driver. You have to have a thick skin to be a tow truck driver. Yeah. Yeah. Them and people who give out tickets. Like, it's a tough job because you're ruining people's day. Yeah, you are. Right, left, and centre. Yeah, you're like a Grim Reaper delivering bad news.

Yeah. Grim Reaper's probably a bit far. Yeah. But there you go. Watch your lime scooters New Zealand or don't like it's not your problem

if it gets towed is it it's the lime people's problem I was like technically not yours yeah ZM's Free and Clint the podcast if you enjoyed this podcast

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