ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 22nd 2018

Episode Date: August 22, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clance! Afternoon everybody, how good is that news that the wheel clampers are now going to be getting fined? I love that! That is just the best bit of irony I've ever heard. The finers become the finees!

That's it, that's it. It's illegal wheel clampers that is if they're charging too much because I've never been able to charge whatever they want. Oh. So they're saying if you put on a stupid price, they're going to fine you, wheel clamper. Suck on that, wheel clamper. I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever had my car wheel clamped. I haven't either. That is not an invitation. Just after we've said how much we hate them, they're going to follow us around town now. Hey, how do these headphones look, by the way? They look... They look all right? Yeah.

Yeah, these belong to Radio Hauraki. Are they Lee Hart's? No, do you know who I think they are? Who? I think they might be Jeremy Wells' headphones. Give me them. Can I smell them? Do you want to smell?

I'll be able to tell. What do you think Jeremy Wells' ears smell like? Probably like... Inner ears. Probably like cinnamon. Really? And a nice summer's day. Do you think he has a wax problem? No way.

Not a guy like that. Right. God, he's hot. I've never watched the news in my life. I watch the news as much as I can now. To see him. What's the name of the show he's on? The 6pm Start.

The Project. Stephen No. The 6pm start. The project. Seven Sharp. Damn it! I was close. Wrong name, wrong time. I was close. Hey, we're going to give away 50 grand today. I can feel it.

If you want to win it, 5pm we will do ZM's secret sound. The sound has been elongated. It's now longer. This is exciting. Turns out we were only getting part of it and it's a longer sound than we thought. We need to talk about how much the elongated sound sounds like what you thought it was.

A cat door. But someone already guessed that though. I've got other theories on that. We'll cover that off soon, okay? Next though, have you ever cost your parents a whole lot of money? My whole entire life. There's a story coming up that might make you feel a little bit better about your situation.

Portugal the man first. This is Feel It Still. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's three minutes after four o'clock. Yeah, four o'clock. That's what time we start. Yeah, cool. Seven sharp?

Six sharp. Yeah, good. I keep my hands on my... ZM's Bree and Clint. You know how as a kid you are basically just a financial burden on your parents? Yeah, we're like a mortgage, but in human form. The idea is that they pay for you up until you're 18

and then they set you free. But somehow we just keep coming back. I bet my parents wish that was the case. We're boomerang babies. Literally just in the last couple of months, I'm like, Mom, I can't afford car insurance. There's all the usual stuff like, I've got to feed you.

Oh, I guess I've got to buy you clothes. Oh, you want to go to school and I've got to pay for that too. Oh, that costs money. But I'm talking, this story here is above and beyond. So there's a kid in the States at the moment. You might have seen this story who has got onto her mother's Amazon account. How old is this kid? Six.

How old are we talking? Six. Yeah. And she knows how to get onto her mum's Amazon account. This is freaky. So her mum said to her that if she did her chores, that she was allowed to use her mum's

Amazon account to buy herself one Barbie doll as a reward. So more for the mum for teaching the kid how to use it. Listen to this one thing more dangerous than a child in a toy store Maybe one with mom's Amazon login Hello a six-year-old in Utah recently learned that Amazon could deliver all the barbies she ever wanted right to her front door So Caitlin Lunt ordered at least $400 worth of toys.

That first day, there was about seven boxes, I think, and then we've received about three more. There's a fantastic photo of this kid standing at the front with the courier driver with a mountain of boxes. She'd gone to town. She spent $530 on her mum's account. What a genius. Like, how smart is that kid? Yeah.

Unbelievable. You know what the mum did though? What'd she do? Made the kid give all the toys to the children's hospital. Oh, I was going to say. Okay, that's kind of nice. I thought you were going to say made the kid send them all back and we know how annoying that is, sending stuff back.

Yeah, they're like, we can only give you store credit. And the kid's like, that's fine, I'll take the store credit. This actually kind of happened to me as an adult. Yeah. But I didn't realise it. Well, that's what I told my mum. Yeah. She gave me her credit card once to put on my, what's the account you use?

My PayPal account. Oh, yeah. Because I was buying flights and I said I didn't have the money. So she's like, I'll pay for your flights home. I think it was for Christmas. Yeah. And I just never changed the credit card details. So you're still using it? No, not now. She eventually just never changed the credit card details. What, so you're still using it?

No, not now. She eventually figured it out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But for a good two months, I bought a lot of stuff. Have you ever, like, cost your parents something major? Like, oh, I don't know. Like a lot? Yeah, like took the handbrake off the car and it's rolled into a wall or...

My sister drove our Land Cruiser over a massive log once. Oh, also my brother, not me, I'm the good child. Yeah. We were renting this property while our house was being renovated and my dad thought it would be a great idea to buy a Shanghai's. What's a Shanghai's? It's like a, well, it's technically the name of a slingshot and it's one of those ones where they come with ball bearings.

Good, I thought it was like a Korean barbecue restaurant. Yeah. And it's one of those ones where they come with ball bearings. Good, I thought it was like a Korean barbecue restaurant. No. Next thing you know, dad owns a chain of small restaurants. It was a big present for my brother. How much money did he have on his visa? Yeah, I know, right? He bought us these stupid shanghais and what did he think was going to happen?

My brother has released this shanghai, this ball bearing from like a hundred metres away into the house. It has literally hit the biggest glass window you've ever seen. It was a sliding door one. Cost my mum and dad $1,700 to replace it. But still, like the mum who gave the kid access to Amazon, what did you think was going to happen when you give the kid a slingshot?

He obviously thought we were going to be really responsible with it. Oh, $800 at him this afternoon. Or you can text us on 9696. When did you cost your parents a lot of money? And how much? Yeah, and how much? We want to know dollars. And have they forgiven you yet? And we'll take the braces calls. We'll take, you know,

if the parents sent you to uni. Yeah. All of those. Whatever you cost them, let us know. ZDni is brilliant, Clint. Talking about this story about this kid who's got her mum's Amazon account and ordered herself $530 worth of Barbie dolls. She's six years old. Yeah.

She's an evil genius. That's the kids of the future, my friend. They're on the iPads. They're literally coming out of the womb just talking on a phone. She'll be 12 and mum will go, what are you doing? She's on the phone.

She goes, nothing, just booking you into a rest home. It's going to come back up in an hour. We want to know, on 0800 dials it in, when have you cost your parents a lot of money? Which I feel like there's going to be an array of things that people are going to call. Georgia, hi. Hi, Georgia.

Hi. How much did you cost your parents? I cost my mum $1,800. Hi, Georgia. Hi. How much did you cost your parents? I cost my mum $1,100. For what? She usually buys cows for meat for us to eat and like rums and steaks and all that nice stuff. And I work for her for a living and we just got it killed in the freezer.

And for some reason, I turned off the freezer, not knowing how. Oh, no. And then when I went back to go and get some meat out for dinner, it was all rotten. Oh, my God. I can just imagine the conversation you had to have with your mum. Is that how much a cow's worth? $1,800?

Yeah, they're not cheap. Was that one cow? That was one cow. We used to get like half a cow at the start of winter and then we'd eat it through the winter. What do you do with $1,800 worth of rotten cow meat as well? Oh, I've got a dog and she was a very happy fat

dog for the last few months. Can you imagine? That dog would have been in heaven. Thank you, Georgia. It was. I pulled it dog would have been in heaven. Thank you, Georgia. It was. I pulled it out and she was in heaven. How was I going to do everything? Yeah, that's so good. I love how matter-of-fact country people are

about the realities of meat too. Like when she goes, so we killed this cow. Yeah, mate. Oh, no. But of course you did. That's where meat comes from. But like, there's nothing for Georgia.

Anyway, this is... Mate, don't get me started on when we had, we used to make our own salamis out the back. Alicia. That's where meat comes from. But, like, there's nothing for Georgia. Anyway, this is... Mate, don't get me started on when we used to make our own salamis out the back. Alicia. That's a true story. Yes, hi. Hi, Alicia. How much did you cost your parents? What happened?

Well, I was traveling when I was 18 and I was in Thailand and slipped a couple of discs in my back. So I ended up in hospital for a week. So mum had to fly over, and then we found out that my medical insurance wasn't going to cover any of it. Scooter? What's that?

Was it a scooter accident? No, it wasn't a scooter, actually. Thank God. Yeah, they're pretty dangerous. And so mum had to pay for all of that, and then she had to pay for me to fly business class home because I still couldn't sit down. I had to lie flat on my back.

No, no, you've done well there. Oh, man. Do you know the total bill? Yeah, it would have been over $6,000. Oh! How did you put your back out? How did you slip a disc? Did you sneeze?

It's actually a really embarrassing story. Go on. You know the song, Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes? I do know that song. I was teaching English at a school over there and had to do that song for the whole day. There was a different class coming in every hour and it was towards the end of the day

that I went down to do the shoulders, knees and toes part. And that's when the... You don't even have like some full moon party story or anything. You were dancing, shoulders, knees and oh damn. Thanks, Alicia. Finally, Tom, how much did you cost your parents, mate? $8,000. How?

How, Tom? You can't just laugh about it to yourself. You've got to share it with us. So mum was teaching us to drive on the back roads of Eki. And I got the brake and the accelerator mixed up and put a brand new Lancer into a power pump. Oh, yeah, well done. That happened.

Did she ever let you borrow the car again? No, no. I can't work out why. Was it a good time, though? Sorry? Was it a good time, though? Oh, yeah. I had a blast.

Tom, are you listening to us through your phone or through your radio? Oh, no. We've got the radio on as well. I'm on the phone. Oh, yeah. All right. All good.

I was like, am I listening to our show live? Is that what we sound like? Yeah, turn that shit off. Zinni's Brinkland. Pink's in the country. When? Next week? Yeah, soon.

Very soon. I think it might be next week. Yeah. Very exciting. I've heard might be next week, yeah. Yeah. Very exciting. I've heard the concert is amazing. Yeah. And at the moment, her husband, Kerry Hart, who's the motocross champion. Yeah.

He's touring with her. Yep. So he's currently, they're currently in Brisbane, which he actually posted about yesterday on his Instagram. Not good things about Brisbane, actually, unfortunately. Kerry Hart posted on his Instagram that he was very upset and very shocked at one petrol attendant who went off at him yesterday. What for? Did he come in on his motocross bike and do some donuts?

No, I don't think so. Did he try and jump the whole place and do a backflip? So apparently he was actually driving and he's filled up the car with petrol and he was talking on his mobile phone outside and we all know the signs that are up around petrol stations. Yeah, it's a no-no. It says don't talk on your phone. None of us really know why or the reasons,

but apparently this lady, he's walked in and she's just lost it and said, if you, you're going to kill us and you're going to blow the whole place up. And he was in shock because in America that doesn't happen. Are you allowed to talk on your phone in America? Yes. It's not a rule over there. But they've got the same type of gas as us. Why don't we just have the same rules as them?

I know. I used to work in a gas station. Yeah. And did you used to have to tell people get off your phone? But we didn't know why. Does anyone know why? No. But back then, remember how your phone back then,

if you left it like near a speaker, when you were getting a message, it used to go da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da. That's right. Through the speaker. The static. But it doesn't do that anymore. So I figure phones have got better and it's fine to do it now. I don't know.

And it's all good. I still don't know why you can't do it. So he asked her why the hell not. And she said, this was her excuse, she said if you have the light turned on and accidentally drop the phone, the light would then cause fumes that would blow the station and the whole petrol bowser up. No, there's nothing.

And he goes, what the hell is wrong with you people? So she's saying that the light would create like a magnifying thing. Yeah. Which would then shine into some petrol and then that petrol would catch fire and then everything would blow up. Should we just put it to rest? Should we call a petrol station? Yeah.

And ask them? Yeah, we can call a petrol station. They should know, right? Yeah. Well, again, I worked there and I didn't know. Right. But let's hope that these days there are a bit more. Okay, you've got the number for a petrol station there. Let's just call and ask why you can't be on your phone. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thanks. Hi, I was just wondering, I was chasing a bit of information on, you guys know how you have the signs at the petrol bowser's saying

that you can't use your phone? Yep. I was just wondering what was the reason for that? It's just for safety really. We prefer you didn't have your phones on the forecourt as well as if you drop it, it can be unsafe. Okay, but do you actually know why? Well, it's like a safety thing for it. We thought it was a law, but apparently not. Hang on. No, there's more about it. Cool, that'd be great.

Thank you. Do you want to know why? Why no? The reason is, one, it's against the general law, but two, the reason why is that if you drop the phone and it breaks open and a spark creates, all the fumes are low because they're heavier than air. And so if there's a spark when it hits the concrete, that's where the fumes are, they could ignite. Right. So it's okay to do it in your car? Yep.

You can use it in your car because if it falls, it's just going to land on the floor of the car. So inside the car is fine, but outside the car is a no-no? Correct. Right, okay. And that's because if it falls, it may create a spark. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, especially when it smashes open, you know?

Okay, cool. Interesting. Good to know. All right, thanks for your help. You're welcome. Appreciate it. Okay, bye. Bye. I feel like they didn't really know either.

Does anyone know? It's not that. It's not if you drop your phone, it's going to smash open and sparks are going to come out of it. Surely. I don't know. I mean. At the same time, though, just leave your phone in your car.

It's not that big of a deal. It's not that big of a deal. It's not that big of a deal. Just hang up the phone. How's this cruise ship story, eh? It just keeps giving. So if you've missed it, a story that came out at the beginning of the week about a lady who said she fell off the back of a cruise ship.

So the story has changed like a million times. So first she said she fell and what, she was in the water for 10 hours. Yeah, she said she slipped and the cruise ship just didn't know she'd fallen off and carried on. And then they found her 10 hours later. No, the Croatian Coast Guard found her. Right. So eventually the boat realises she's not there, but it's ages away.

And so it turns around to come back to look for her. But in the meantime, the Croatian Coast Guard has been alerted. She was in the water for 10 hours and they picked her up. This is her. This is a clip of the lady just after she gets back to land. And the Coast Guard have rescued her. And where is she? Oh, here she is here.

So she's just been rescued. She just got back onto land. I fell off the back of the Norwegian star. and I was in the water for 10 hours. So these wonderful guys rescued me. That is my worst nightmare, can I say? Bobbing around in the ocean for 10 hours. She's lucky to be alive. She is so lucky to be alive.

But then the story gets even juicier because it came out that she had a fight with her boyfriend, right? They now believe that after this fight with her boyfriend and they'd been drinking, that she's jumped off the boat. He's gone to his room and gone, screw you, you do what you want. And what she thought? And she's gone.

I'm going to jump ship. Yeah. Literally. Screw it, I'm jumping overboard. What is going on? She obviously had had a few. She obviously would have been in some kind of situation But imagine the instant regret

Imagine that You jump off the boat And you're in the water And you're like Oh no, I've mucked up Wait a minute, this doesn't help me I've mucked up I've royally screwed this up

Were they close to the coast? No They were in the middle of the ocean Well, she was nowhere that she was going to be able to swim to anywhere. No. They were going from Croatia to Venice in Italy. So she hasn't confirmed that yet. The mother of the guy who owns the cruise ship company.

Wait a minute. The mother of the guy who owns the cruise ship, yep. Has come out and spoken about it. So she is the only one who's released a statement about the idea that she's jumped. Right, okay. She has said... Because obviously it looks bad on the cruise ship company

if she's fallen overboard. If she's fallen overboard. But how do you fall overboard? How do you just slip? How do you just fall off the back of a boat? You'd have to be pretty clumsy. So this lady is no one official, but she's the mother of the CEO of Norwegian Cruise Lines.

She said she didn't fall off. She jumped. This has cost the Norwegian Cruise Lines $600,000. She's a stupid woman. That's an expensive fight, isn't it? Anyway, it's ongoing. So the story about the lady who fell off the cruise ship, watch this space.

I mean, I hope she's okay. No one in their right mind jumps off a cruise ship for fun. But what is going on? No, what? What was she just jumping off to swim with the sharks? Like, what is going on? Zinian's Brie and Clint. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. That's right. We take your birthdays, we put them into a system, and we play the songs that were number one on your 16th birthday. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Yes.

Hi. What's your birthday? 10th of November, 93. Okay, Jess, you were 16 in 2009 on the 10th of November, and top of the charts on that day was this. How good, Jess? Remember that, Jess, on your 16th? Yes, good party, good song.

I was going to say, is that an inappropriate song to be partying to on your 16th birthday? Nah, it's all right. Nah, she'll be right. I mean, not so good for the friends who are still 15, but you know, whatever. Good luck. Good start, bidet con. Ryan, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello, Ryan.

G'day, how are you? Good, what's your birthday? 8th August, 88. Okay, Ryan, you were 16 in 2004 on the 8th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Hmm. Do you recognise this song, Ryan? I do, but yeah. It's by a group called the Misfits of Science.

Fools love. Yeah. Remember how we, was it just yesterday we played Dejamo? Yeah. Dejamo. Similar category.

Right. Sort of one hit wonder from the same era. I was going to say, I've never heard that song before. What do you feel, Ryan? Well, it is an oldie.

It should still take it out tonight. Ryan, can you say that? Not with heaps more, but just a little bit more enthusiasm than that? Well, no, I did like the other song better. Yeah. Ryan, I'll put you on hold. It's like getting a pre-match thing from the Blues.

Look, guys. I mean, I love our team, but look, let's be real. The other team's probably going to take it out tonight. I'll put you on hold, Ryan. This may be the last time we talk to you, though, okay? See you, Ryan. I mean, I love our team, but look, let's be real. The other team's probably going to take it out tonight. I'll put you on hold, Ryan. This may be the last time we talk to you, though, okay? See you, Ryan. All right.

Let's go to Sam. Hello, Sam. Hiya. What's your birthday? It's the 26th of December, 75. I'm feeling very old. No way. These are the ones we love.

You were 16 in 1991. On the 26th of December, a boxing, what is it? What? Boxing day, baby. Oh, yeah. And this is your birthday banger. Sam. Sam, you know, I've been waiting for the day that we have Michael Jackson come through

and this is the, you're the first one. Do we even discuss? Do we even discuss? Or we just the first one do we even discuss do we even discuss or do we just play or do we just play Misfits of Science Sam let's take it back

to 1991 when you were wearing probably similar to what you're wearing now ripped jeans and listening to Michael Jackson enjoy it

thank you thanks for being born don't worry thanks for being born. Don't worry. Thanks for being born. Here's your birthday banger. Secret sound next. ZM.

See, when was the last time you got to hear Michael Jackson on ZM? That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Sam from 1991. What an absolute tune. Can I, let's hear your best hee hee. Oh, don't do this to me. Come on mate.

Don't do this to me. Give it to us. When else are we ever going to play MJ? Oh, that's not Billie. That's not the Billie Jean I thought it was. I was trying to put this

underneath it. There we go. Come on, give it to her. Can you go first? I need to... Soundkeep, Random Bell, have you got one in you? No, just me. All right, no worries.

50 grand up for grand next with the secret sound. Worst time ever to have a testy blowout. See you. Zee's brain, Clint. So this time yesterday, Clint, we talked about the story where Snoop Dogg posted a picture of him calling a New Zealand number to his Instagram. No one knows why.

No one knows the reasons. But it was a picture of a Kiwi teenager who didn't want her phone posted. Yeah. Phone number posted. Ruined her whole phone. Can't use her phone anymore. It blew up. He has an Instagram following of 26 million people.

Yeah. We don't have that, but we do have a national radio show. And we thought we would put the call out for anyone who would want their number read out on our national radio show. And would anybody want that? Like, is that something that you see any sort of value in? Like, what good can come from it, right? Surprisingly, a lot of people did. We got a call from this man right here on the show.

Adam. Hello, Adam. Hello, guys. What makes you want to do this and give out your number on a national radio show, Adzy? Think it'd be funny? See, that's why you're our guy, Adam. Are you keen for it?

Oh, this is going to be so funny. Alright. I love that you see the funny side. Yeah. In 24 hours when you haven't been able to use your phone, we'll see how funny you think it is. Right. Adam's actually in the studio.

And his phone's still going. You can take that phone. Hello? Hello? Adam, just tell them you'll call them. I'll call you back. I'll call you. So, Adam, yesterday at 5 o'clock on ZM and on Instagram and on Facebook,

we published your phone number. Tell us what's happened in your life since then oh it's like this it's just been going on for everybody the phone's going off yeah

all yesterday all today yeah it's been great you said you had a weird phone call with someone at like 3 in the morning yeah there was a guy

from Whangamata I think it was Dan or Dino we had a great about half an hour conversation at about 3.30 about meccas and surfing. You talked to a random for half an hour? Yeah, 3 a.m. We just saw the phone is going off.

Can you turn it on silent for a second? People are just checking whether it's you or not. Yeah. We just had you in studio just before and you just took a phone call. You seem like such an easygoing, like, legend of a bloke, just having conversations with people. Oh, yeah, I love it. I thought it was a great idea.

I love talking to people. Yeah, chatty air. We inadvertently found the best guy for this experiment. Tell us what you've been getting. Has it all been positive or has it been a mixture? A lot of it has been positive. A lot of the long messages were real positive.

People were happy that someone was such a, I guess, a personality or someone that was. I replied to everyone. I had about probably over 300 messages and it took me from about 5.30

to about 11.30 last night to reply to all of them. What a guy. You replied to every message. Yep, everyone got a guaranteed original message. I didn't really, it was really people

that said like, hi Adam, that got the, hi, like, where are you from? Yeah, hi Beck.

I need to ask Adzy. What? Did you get any nudes? I got a couple, but like, it was like the cover up, like the finger one. Right.

Are we talking chicks or dudes? There was a couple of each. A couple of each? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to buy you on your phone because you've got to download the picture and you're like, oh, what could it be?

And then it's, oh, no. Oh, no, it's the other one. People have tracked you down on Facebook. They've found you on Snapchat. You're a famous man. It's looking pretty good. Let's find out who you are. So your name's Adam.

You're from Whangapurua, is that right? No, I'm actually from out west. Okay. What's find out who you are. So your name's Adam. You're from Whangapurua, is that right? No, I'm actually from out west. Okay. What's your relationship status? I am taken. Oh, nice. Okay. Girlfriend? Yep. How did your girlfriend react to the fact that every girl in the country has your cell phone number?

Because it was not good. Yeah, it wasn't too good. Like, I thought about asking her before I called you guys up and then I was like, nah. There wasn't time. Oh, no, because she'll say no. Yeah, well, that was like a pre-thought to when I was calling you guys. I was like, oh, maybe I should call my girlfriend.

Do it and ask for forgiveness later. Is she the sort of girl that would like to talk to us on the radio? No. Okay. We won't do that. While we're here, we may as well give out the number one more time. No, let's give it out in a second. Okay.

I want to just do something else. What are you going to do? Did you call Adam last night and did you have a yarn with him? Did you pick up the phone and actually talk to Adam and what sort of stuff have you guys been talking about? What was your experience with our ready-made celebrity life? Are you one of the people that has either messaged, called, or got in contact with our mate Adzi?

Are you the guy from Whangamata who talked for half an hour about Maccas and surfing? 0800 DALZIDM. We'll put you guys back in touch just quickly, okay? And if you want Adam's number, stick around. We'll give it out again and again and again. ZDM's brain clamped. How exciting is this that we take

a listener who calls up yesterday, gives out his number on the radio and now he's famous. Overnight celebrity. How's your Instagram? I think it's looking pretty healthy. Because you said, Adzy, last night you just started telling people to follow you back on Instagram.

Yeah, everyone follow me, adamking.bk to see what we can do. How many did you have before we started this yesterday? I've never really been a massive Instagram fan because I'm not really one to take photos of myself kind of thing. But I guess through this, everyone asking for me to follow them, I'm like, well, follow me. May as well do that. Yeah.

Why not? You have spent the last 24 hours answering every phone call that's come in, replying to every message. We're just going to link you up with someone that you probably spoke to in the last 24 hours. Edu, hi. Hello. Did you call Adam?

Yes, I did. Did he answer his phone? Yes. How did the conversation go? Well, it went a little bit like how is it you are a very lucky bugger? I remember this person.

Hang on, you called him to say he was a very lucky bugger or he said you were? No, I said he was a lucky bugger. Why lucky? Do you want us to give your number out? Yeah, this is a lot of people's worst nightmare, the whole country having your phone number. Do you think it's a good thing? I think it's a good thing.

It means you're famous. I guess it gives you people to talk to. If you missed the phone number yesterday, let's give it out again. Let's give it out one more time. 022 074 0236. That's our mate Adam, who decided he wanted his number given out

on a national radio show. Do you want us to give it out again? Yeah, why not? Why not? Why not? I mean, the phone is going ballistic right now. We just talked about it before. He goes, my phone's been blowing up.

Can you pass me your phone, actually? Adam's mum called straight after that and managed to get through. And she said, what do you mean your phone's blown up? I love that so much. Hello, who's this? You've kind of got to put it on speaker so we can all enjoy it. It's a phone that I don't know how to work. Who's this?

Sarah. She goes, literally she answered, she goes, oh, this is awkward. What did you think was going to happen, Sarah? I didn't think he'd answer while he was like, to me though Yep well this is Adam and we're all here And now you're on the national radio show as well Do you have anything you want to say? Hi Adam Hi

See you Sarah See you Sarah Well done mate Enjoy the new fame Keen to see what you do with it Cheers mate Alright Nice to meet you Adzi

Cheers guys Zinni is brilliant A story got told in the office here today I'm keen to see what you do with it. Cheers, mate. All right. Nice to meet you, Adzi. Cheers, guys. Zinni is brilliant. A story got told in the office here today, and you and I both were a bit like, I don't know if we would have done that. This is a growth one. It's a warning for you. It's not a rude one, but it's definitely like a, ugh.

So there's a girl who works here, and she's went to the bathroom, like you do. As you do. And let's just say she she's went to the bathroom like you do. As you do. And let's just say she wasn't there to do number ones. No. So it's all done, finished. And as she's went to flush, she's kind of bent down and popped her ring off her finger. A ring that's been recently given to her for her birthday.

And guess where it landed? Straight into the toilet bowl. Now, that might be the sound you expect to have happened, but no. She knows that the ring is in the bowl with... Some friends. Yeah, a couple of other items. I mean, at that point. I think you know what we're talking about.

The bowl was full of stuff. At that point, you need to make a decision whether you go in after it or you leave it and you flush it. You just go, we're going to write that one off. Like, is it worth it? What would you do in that situation? I mean, if it was your wedding ring, you're going in flush it. You just go, oh, we're going to write that one off. Like, is it worth it? What would you do in that situation? I mean, if it was your wedding ring, you're going in after it.

If it was my wedding ring, I would call someone and pay them to do it. Producer Ben. Actually, if that ever happened to me, Producer Ben, how much for you to grab it out for me? I'd probably just come around and grab it for you. Say, good friend.

What a mate. Good friend. What a guy. You'd have to get a if it was just like a fashion ring, I'd go, oh well, too bad. It's gone. It's gone. I think I'd be someone who'd go in after it. Was it a sentimental one for her? Like was it her grandma's ring?

I think it was a recent purchase that was given to her for her birthday. So it's got a bit of sentimental value to it. A little bit, yeah. So it's not just the ring she's bought herself. But if it's recent, surely the person who gave it to you would understand if you went, oh, sorry, I dropped it in the toilet after I did a lot of number twos. And I just had to.

I think it depends on the type of number two. Okay, I'm going too far into it, aren't I? No, you're not actually. And I said this was a bit gross at the top. And it is a bit gross but we're all adults here. Some of us are children but we all do that thing

that's in the toilet. It absolutely depends on the consistency of the job. Yeah. I mean, if it's on the one end of the scale, I'm definitely going in after it.

If it's on the other end, I think I'd leave it be. But don't go in fast. Why not? Go in tactfully. Yeah, see, I think I'd make that mistake. I'd panic and I'd just dive in there. What if it was sitting on top? Probably grab the wrong thing fast like why not go and slow go and tactfully yeah see i think i'd make that mistake what if

it was panic and i'd just dive in there what if it was sitting like probably grabbed the wrong thing or something what if it was sitting on top of oh or it had like sunk into a bit of oh damn everyone's been in this situation though haven't they did we reveal what she did let's let's wait okay and see what the people would do or what they have done. We want you to call. Oh, sorry, Producer Ellie, yes? No?

What have you got? I was just going to say that I have done this situation before. What did you do? I was in a public toilet and my phone dropped out into the toilet and I panicked because it's my phone. So my hand went straight in there, pulled it out, covered in toilet paper.

It was disgusting. Oh, I forgot about the toilet paper situation too. Oh no. It was grim, but the phone was broken, but I still had the SIM card. So worth it in my eyes. Is it worth it? Not really. Can I just ask, were you making FaceTime calls or were you putting that phone up against your

face? Oh no, that was going up to my face, yeah. You're grim. 0800 dial ZM. What did you go in after? What fell in? What went in there? And what did you decide was worth it to go in after?

0800 dial ZM or text us to 9696. ZM's brilliant clan. We're just talking about diving. Yeah. Number two diving. Someone here at ZM did their business, number twos, and then as they went to flush, before they'd flush, dropped their ring in and had to make a very tough decision.

Do you go in after it or do you flush it? We can now reveal. What did she do? I actually don't know she retrieved it did she that's right and she wore it to work apparently it was a ring given to her recently for her birthday so it was kind of like sentimental we want to know um what did you go in after full bowl situation what was the situation we've got a situation we've had a text from a nurse and you'd think nurse seen it all right they have seen it she said text from a nurse and you'd think nurse seen it all, right?

They have seen it all. She said, I'm a nurse and even this conversation is too much for me. Don't blame her. She said, poo diving is never fun.

My son in the back seat, however, is loving the conversation. 0800 DALZM. Yeah. What did you go in after? Greer. Hello.

Hello. What did you drop in the bowl and What did you go in after? Greer. Hello. Hello. What did you drop in the bowl and what did you go in after, Greer? So it was about 2 o'clock in the morning and I was taking my earrings out on the loo because my ears were a bit sore. My favourite earrings. And one dropped into the toilet. I hadn't flushed yet either. So I'd just done number one, thank goodness.

But I made the decision I'm 100% not going in with my hand. I stood over the toilet bowl and thought oh, what am I going to do? The foot's going in. The toes are going in. No,

I grabbed, I looked at the loose scrubber and I thought, oh, I'll give it a go. Yeah. I splashed and thank goodness it didn't go up and it was still sitting there. Took me about five minutes before I actually got it out. But I got it out, thank goodness. But it's sitting on my bathroom floor because I now don't want to touch it. That's fair enough.

You wouldn't even go into a clean bowl to get it out. Like, I live with three boys, so 100% not. Yeah, that was a good decision. What does this text do for you, Greer? We've got a text here that says, My uncle had to go headfirst into a port-a-loo to retrieve the car keys my auntie dropped in there. Oh, I would just not.

What, just abandon the car? Burn the car. Oh, just no. Like, go home and get your spare keys. Call the police. Tell, there's a ban on the car? Burn the car. Oh, just no. Like, go home and get your spare keys. Call the police. Tell them it's been stolen. Honey, we're getting a new car.

Natalia, what did you go in after? So what happened was I threw up in the toilet and as I threw up, my false teeth went flying into the toilet. My hand went flying in afterwards, after my false teeth, digging in through the vomit to get my teeth back out. Oh, the worst bit about that is the teeth have got to go back in the mouth. Uh, no, yep. No, what? Yeah, they went back in.

I also washed them first. I guess it was just a chundy. Like, that came out of your mouth anyway, what? Yeah, they went back in I was going to wash them first I guess it was just a chundy Like that came out of your mouth anyway, right? Yeah, but it was in the toilet I was going to say, it was in the toilet bowl What about this? Someone just texted in and said I dropped my phone into a 10,000 litre tank of effluent Pulled it out, still works

Texting you from it right now No phone is worth that. Nothing is worth that. If my partner got dropped in, I'd be like, oh, well, there they go. Honey, baby's got it in the toilet. We've got to get a new baby. Zinni is brain clad. This time every – where's that noise coming from?

My Siri started listening to me. Things have fallen off. This time every Wednesday, we like to do a segment called Hashtag Girl Problems where I pretty much just whinge about problems in my life. Yeah. But I try and relate it to the males that listen and we get the males from around the office to voice them and... Give us a deeper understanding of what's going on with you ladies.

Is producer Ellie listening right now? Yeah, she will be. I feel like... Are these my problems or are these girl problems in general, Ellie? Everyone's. All of them? Oh, she can't hear us. No, it's alright. Alright, should we just play it?

Let's just play it. Go on, say what it says. This is Hashtag Girl Problems. Fake tan and white sheets. Note to self. Go on, say what it says. This is Hashtag Girl Problems. Fake tan and white sheets. Note to self. Pick one because you can't have both. Hashtag Girl Problems.

Just painted my nails and now I really have to pee. Hashtag Girl Problems. When your day is long. How am I meant to be on a diet when they invent things like Uber Eats? Hashtag girl problems. Putting on your straight leg jeans after you moisturise your legs. What a logistical nightmare. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. Problems.

Is it harder to put on skinny jeans once you've moisturised? Oh, my God. I would have thought it would provide the lubrication you need just to... Trust me, they ain't going anywhere. Really? Don't do it. It's bad. I didn't plan to, babe. You didn't?

No. Let's shave your legs. No. And then moisturise them. No, no. And then make you wear skinny jeans. Is it your goal to ruin every hair on my body? Is that what you...

Yes. That's right, everyone. We are about to tell the funniest joke of 2018. It's big. There's a big claim. It's huge. It is a big claim. It's huge. It is a big claim. It's a huge claim.

So essentially where it's come from, Clint, is that every year the public decide which one-liner at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival should be voted the funniest joke of 2018. Now, I have a few friends who do stand-up comedy and they've told me the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is the premier comedy festival. It's like the number one, right? It's the one that they all want to do. So this is the best of the best.

Yes. Going head to head with gags. Yeah. It was by a comedian named Adam Rowe. He's from Liverpool and I need to give a bit of context before we tell this joke so people kind of understand. He told this joke about a job centre, which in New Zealand is called WINS.

Yeah, Work and Income New Zealand, where you go to get the doll. So where you go to get the doll, the benefits, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we want to hear the funniest joke of 2018? Yes, but there is so much build-up here that I feel like nothing can be funny.

Let's not leave it up to us. Let's leave it up to Marissa. Hi, Marissa. Hi, Marissa. Hey, how's it going? How's the pressure, eh? You're going to decide whether this is funny or not. Yeah, it's a little pressure. So normally, in this sort of situation, even if it was like a televised festival, we could put this in afterwards.

And at least people will go, oh, I didn't think it was that funny, but it must have been funny. Heard people laugh. Not going to have that. All we're going to have is you. We need to test whether Marissa knows what's funny or not. Oh, yeah, okay. Marissa. Yes. The show, The Big Bang Theory, funny or not?

Oh, funny. Oh, no. I love it. Bazinga. Oh, no, no, Marissa. No, no, it's alright. Itazinga. Oh, no, Marissa. No, no, it's all right. It's all right. She has a... Oh, no. No, we know where her comedy barometer is at. Okay.

All right. Oh, no, I'm nervous because I have to deliver this joke. Yeah, and so much of it is in the delivery. It's all in the delivery. Okay, are you ready, Marissa? Is it a two-parter because I have a drumroll? Ruby. Bazinga. Bazinga.

Bazinga. I'm just seeing if it's a two-parter. No drumroll. No drumroll. You just deliver the joke. All right, here we go. Are you ready, New Zealand? Yeah, we're ready.

Okay, cool. Marissa, here we go. Funniest joke of 2018 from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is, working at WINS has to be a tense job, knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day. Yeah, it's a good one. Oh, she's there!

Yeah, okay, not bad. Ticket of approval from Marissa. Zee's Brinkland. Who do you think is the highest paid rugby player in the world? The Honey Badger. He's retired. I know, but he still might be getting good money. Do you get paid for The Bachelor?

Yeah. Do you? Well, if you're famous, you do. Like Sophie Monk did. Isn't that bad intentions? Shouldn't you be on there for love? Yeah, but we all know that that's not the main reason a lot of people are on there. Yeah, but...

It's to get a job in radio. Yeah, okay, here's the list, okay? This is officially the most highest paid rugby players in the world in 2018. You said that we're going to be shocked. I think it's going to piss you off. Who's the best team in the world? The All Blacks. All Blacks. There is not a single All Black in the top 10.

In the top 10? In the top 10, yeah. The highest ranked All Blacks are Kieran Reid, Bowden Barrett and Sonny Bill Williams and they come in at 15th. What the hell is going on? Interesting.

They get a million dollars each a year. Oh, well, they're doing all right. They're doing all right. That's amazing. But they could be doing better, and they should be doing better. Bone Barrett. He's incredible. Best player in the world.

He's unbelievable. Actually, that whole family, unbelievable. There are one, two, three, four former All Blacks in the top 10. Ma'anonu is number eight. He gets $1.16 million. See, so I wasn't so wrong when I said Richie McCaw before. Richie McCaw is retired. Ma'anonu plays in France.

Oh, he still plays. Right. Oh, so that's where they're making all the money. That's where they go to make their money, yeah. Aaron Cruden. Remember Aaron Cruden? He's making $1.3 million in France. Right. Oh, so that's where they're making all the money. That's where they go to make their money. Yeah. Aaron Cruden. Remember Aaron Cruden? He's making $1.3 million in France. So they're all in France? Yeah.

No, no. Dan Carter. Dan Carter is the highest paid New Zealand player who's not an All Black. Okay. Dan Carter is in Japan making $2.13 million. Wow. The highest paid rugby player in the world who earns $2.13 million. Wow. The highest paid rugby player in the world who earns $2.2 million a year is Israel Folau.

Play the song. How much does that piss you off? How much does that piss you off? Well, for one, I don't particularly like the guy. No. And for two... And it's not for sporting reasons either he's a fantastic footballer

just not a very good person no no that's not fair, not a very nice person he said I don't want to end up in the same camp as him not a very nice person he plays for the Wallabies and I'm an Aussie right

I'm an Aussie, me? I'm an Aussie. Me personally, I'm a rugby league girl. And it's probably because of what era I grew up in. Yeah. Because trust me, the Wallabies, my entire life, haven't been very good. No, they haven't been very good at all. And they're still not very good.

And the highest paid player in the world plays for the Wallabies. How? How is that possible? $2.2 million a year. That's how much they're paying that guy? Yeah, yeah. I reckon it'll change next year. You know, at that rate, they could just buy Bowdoin Barrett and

Kieran Reid and Sunday Will Williams to play for the Wallabies. And once we would actually might win. ZDM's brilliant club. How exciting is the news that MTV are doing a reboot of the show The Hills? Well, very exciting for you judging by your frozen face.

I was so pumped to see that they're doing a reboot of this show. So for people who haven't seen it, it was a show that had a bunch of people living in LA and people always used to say that it was really fake. It was fake. It was fake. We got say that it was really fake. It was fake. It was fake, hey? We got there and it was scripted. Yeah, they fabricated a lot of the stuff in the show. It was fake reality TV.

Pretty much. And it went from 2006 to 2010. And it had people in it like Audrina and Lauren Conrad and Spencer Pratt. Oh, the icons. The icons of the hills. Who's Spencer Pratt's wife? Heidi Montag How are they still married eh?

How are they still a thing? And they're rock solid They've got a kid Yeah Yeah they've just got a 10 month old baby Also how iconic is this? This is a birthday banger If ever I've heard it

That's such a good song Yeah Anyway they actually released The reboot trailer at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. This is what it sounds like. Excuse me. It's like we're all growing up.

It's weird. Sounds like a more boring version of the original. Two things. Two things. Yeah. First, what makes you think you have any kind of right to redo a Natasha Bedingfield classic like that? How dare you? With your country version bull...

No. No. No. It's like someone re-releasing Michael Jackson. No. They got it right. Second bit, who's the girl who speaks in there? No idea. And The Hills was about 10 years ago, right? Yeah, so this is the thing that people want to know.

Who's in the show? Who's been signed on? No, but the bit that she says there, she goes, it's like we've all grown up. It's weird. No, it's not weird. It's been 10 years. Maybe it's Paris Hilton.

So in the show, if you're a Hills fan, Spencer Pratt's going to be in there, Heidi, Audrina, Frankie, Jason Wildher, I don't know who that is, Ashley, Justin Barisha, Stephanie Pratt, and also Whitney Port will be on the show. Not included, Lauren Conrad and Kristen Cavallari. So the two main ones. I was going to say. Jeez, what a reboot. Isn't it funny where obviously they got it to a certain point, but they just couldn't quite get it there?

Yeah, like how they did Fuller House, but they couldn't quite get the Olsen twins. And that just made it a kind of crappy house. Oh well. Maybe it'll be good. Who knows? I'm still excited. So get the original theme song back, please.

Zinium's brilliant, Clint. There's a story that's come out of Wellington where an office block in downtown, like a high-rise office block, can see into the windows of the apartment building that it's next to. That's what my apartment building's like. Really? Yeah, the office. There's an office building next to ours and they can look into our apartment. Okay, this is perfect then.

Okay. So the office workers are complaining in Wellington that they can see into one particular apartment and in that apartment at the same time every day, the guy who lives there walks around naked and they have to look at him naked. Right. This is like that storyline on Friends. Ugly naked guy.

Ugly naked guy. Yeah. So this is what I want to ask. Whose problem is it? Because they're saying he needs to cover up, pull the curtains, show some respect. I'm saying he's in his own home. It's a private property.

What do you want him to do? Let it fly free. He's literally gone home, closed the door, and he's gone, all right, now I want to be free. Let it air out. Everyone knows that's the way to do it. If he was walking down Courtney Place, whacking it around,

that was a wrong term. Yeah, so many levels. Okay, if he was walking down Courtney Place, swinging it around. No, I'm trying to be graphic. I'm trying to be graphic. You're trying to be. Then you've got a case.

Right. He's in his house. He could literally pop it in the toaster, don't turn it on, if he wanted to, and he's in his own house. That's it in the toaster um don't turn it on if he wanted to and he's in his own house that's what i say how do you feel about it i'm okay with it if he's in his own property then i mean you know if i'm trying to think of myself oh actually yeah oh no what have you done this a similar thing happened to me and I've only just realised whilst talking about this. And I still feel the same, actually.

Yeah. I think you should be allowed to walk around. Did you put your bits in a toaster? That was another story. No, I used to live in this apartment and our apartment was right next door to another apartment block. So not an office building. Yeah. And I used to have a shower at the same time every

night roughly before dinner around six o'clock after i'd go to the gym and i lived by myself so i would run not run most of the time i'd walk unless it was cold from my bathroom i'd walk naked to my bedroom yeah there's windows obviously in that hallway yeah which i didn't usually think about because there's lots of trees and stuff. I get this knock at the door one day. And it's a woman, really lovely woman. She was really nice and she was like, she goes, hi, I'm so sorry to come over.

And this was at night time, so I was eating dinner Were you clothed or naked at the time? I was clothed She goes, hi, I'm so sorry to come over My name is such and such, I live next door in the apartment block And I was like, oh, hi, nice to meet you How can I help? She goes, oh

She goes, this is a bit of an awkward one She goes, um, I've got a 14-year-old son And he's a big fan She goes, I've got a 14-year-old son. And he's a big fan. I've never been more embarrassed. That's different. Did you cover up for him? Yes, I did.

Of course I did. Zeddy's Brie and Clint.