ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 22nd 2019

Episode Date: August 22, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. G'day guys. Bree's idea for the intro of the podcast is Ellie's just left early. She's gone to watch her friend's netball final. Let's talk shit about her. Yeah, let's talk shit about her. What the hell? So she left early to go watch her good friend's netball final?

Yeah. Do you want to know? So I said to her, I said, oh, what's the final for? She said, oh, it's third and fourth. I was like, that's not a final. That's not a final? She said, they could win a bronze. I was like, it's not the Olympics, Ellie. But said, oh, what's the final for? She said, oh, it's third and fourth. I was like, that's not a final. That's not a final? She said, they could win a bronze. I was like, it's not the Olympics, Ellie. But still, you know what? I like it because

she's going to support her friend. Is it outdoor netball? No, it'd be indoor. I think it's indoor. Indoor. Oh, yeah. Flag going to watch someone's outdoor netball game at night in winter. Here's a question for you, gents. Netball, when a girl plays netball, hot or not? I'm a netballer So yeah hot Yeah Why would it not be hot? Why would it

Yeah good point What's hotter? When girls play netball Or when girls play soccer? Netball They're both Why? I hate soccer

Yeah Alright mate What about you Ben? You like soccer I've never seen a netball player Fake an injury Yeah true Girls don't do that Girls don't do that

No that's a male soccer thing They don't need to get into women's soccer It's a weird question Why are we going Do you like a girl that lives in a netball or soccer What's harder when a woman Oh my god it's just a question Answer it why is there so much explanation

What's harder when a woman kayaks or when a woman is in a tandem rowing squad? Yeah. Kayaks. What? See, I just answered the question. I don't ask any other questions. I'd probably say netball,

just in case the girl was better than me at soccer. Good. Which is very likely. You'd hate to have your crown taken as the best soccer player in the house. It's true. You're just so good. Do you know that both of you have come and played soccer with me? Who was better?

I was just going to ask. Oh, this is interesting. Well, there's a caveat. When I went to play with Ben, there was one extra player, so we had one rolling sub. And I subbed off for a 13-year-old boy. I was like, oh, he's not getting rolling sub. And I subbed off for a 13-year-old boy. I was like, oh, he's not getting a turn, so I subbed off. And then he never let me back on. So I only played about two and a half minutes.

We had an extra player when I came to play with you, and I got subbed off as well. So who was the better player? Bree was definitely a lot better. I think she scored a hat-trick. That is my game, though. I've played since I was five. Like I said at the start of the podcast, I'm a netballer. Here's the podcast.

Kia ora, New Zealand. Good afternoon. It's your friendly neighbourhood, Bree and Clint. Just want to say hope you're having a delightful day. Guess what? It's Thursday. There's one day to go, mate. Just want to say you're looking great today and you've put in a great effort.

In fact, why don't you head home? Why don't you knock off now? You can't see people. We're here and you're talking through the radio. Just want to say I can smell you and you smell delightful. No, you couldn't smell them either Can I just say Don't say anything else What's on the show today

Can I just say Today on the show We're going to do a couple of fun things Bree's been sent some flowers from a secret admirer This has never happened to me can I say I've never I don't know if I've ever been sent flowers. If the person who sent Brie...

Excuse me. Excuse me. Chucked on a bagel. If the person who sent Brie these flowers wants to get in touch with us, can you private message us? Can you email me? Clint at zmonline.com

because I'm not ready for Brie to know who sent her the flowers. Do you know? No, I don't know. I genuinely don't know. But we're going to try and figure it out. Okay. Our plan is to call the florist where they came from. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Because, I mean, they have to give us the information, don't they? Do they? I don't know how florists work. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, we're going to do that just after. Is it like a cone of silence when you go in and see a florist?

You're like, you're not allowed to reveal what I tell you right now. We're going to get to the bottom of this. I'm hoping for Jeremy Wells. Okay. All right. Maybe they're... Or Moses McKay. I mean, I'll take either or.

Okay. Well, one of those two is not in a committed relationship. So I'm hoping for one over the other. That's definitely a start. We're going to call that florist just after 4 p.m. today. Next on the show, you want to talk about movies, though. In the last couple of nights, I've watched some movies that I totally forgot existed.

Yeah. And this might be a good thing next where maybe you have nothing to watch tonight and we can all reminisce about movies you totally forgot about. Cool. We'll do it after five sauce. This is Teeth. Bree and Clint, zit in.

Zit in, it's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I don't know what it's been the last week or so, but I've really been getting into my nostalgic movies. Oh, yeah? From my childhood. Movies that I had completely forgotten about. Where are you finding these movies? On definitely legal streaming sites.

Oh, right. Don't ask that question, Clint. You should have just gone, shut up. Shut up. Well, I looked on Netflix first, but they didn't have it. Anyway, there's a few that have come up where I just love to watch a movie that you watch as a kid. Yeah.

Most of the time it's not what you remember. It hasn't aged well. No. But it just brings back those memories, you know, what you felt when you watched it when you were a kid. Yeah, that excited feeling of, oh, my God, I totally forgot this thing existed. Exactly.

I thought it'd be cool this afternoon if we could go through the team and reminisce on some of those movies that you've completely forgotten about. Oh, yeah. And maybe some people listening, it might give them something to watch tonight. Or have you got a movie that would give us those feels? Yeah, because we want to put together a list. Because, I mean, I'm sick of watching, you know, the same TV show over and over again.

Okay. What, Celebrity Treasure Island? No, well, I'm not watching that over and over again. I'm just joking. It's new episodes. Yeah, there you go. On TVNZ2. That's where you tune in this Sunday.

Let's kick off with you. Me? Yeah. Okay. What's a movie that you reckon a lot of people... So the minute you brought this up, one movie came to mind straight away. I was like, oh my God, I need to watch that right now. We had it on VHS.

We recorded it off TV. So it still had all the ads in it. Maybe you get the old squads in there as well. Anybody familiar with a karate movie called Three Ninjas? Light up the eyes, boys. Light up the eyes. Let's light this dude up. Yeah.

Yeah. That sounds horrific. Three brothers who got coached by some karate sensei. It was sick. Sounds so similar to the great movie Karate Kid. Yes. Some people have called it Bootleg Karate Kid. But for me, it's Three Ninjas.

Okay. Didn't get that vibe out of you guys? That's fine. Maybe you've got one that will get to us. No, I'm keen for it if that's your nostalgic movie. What about you, Producer Ben? Mine, as soon as you brought this up, was it this morning, I was just like, you might not have watched this,

but it's a movie called Fly Away Home. I've watched it. See, the problem with your birds is they're going to want to migrate south and they need someone to show them how. Monkey! Monkey! Together, they charted a course. Let's go to the right. It's all you, Amy.

Do you know that movie? Yeah. Where they have to get, is Amy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Do you know that movie? Yeah. Where they have to get, is it geese? Yeah, Canadian geese. They have to get them home, and so they teach them to fly with the plane. And a young Kiwi, Anna Paquin, I believe she won an Academy Award for it.

Did she? She was the, yeah. Yeah, nice work. Air 2 New Zealand recognised. Nah, it's a great film. Yeah, that's a throwback. I definitely forgot about that film. Yeah.

What about you, producer Ellie? Oh, one of my favourite throwbacks would have to be The Olsen Twins, It Takes Two. That's a fact, let's go. Love that movie. Just let me finish this ball downtown. But what I see is me. I see me too.

How good. That movie is the bomb. It is, eh? They were such a big deal Did you ever watch the ones With the movie With the Olsen twins We watched it every Christmas

It was the only movie My nan had on VHS And it was Where they run away Run away from home Yeah wait What was it called Okay someone's gonna help

On the text machine Yeah on the text Olsen twins Run away from home There were so many bangers Yeah and then these like And then these like bad guys and a half on the text machine. Yeah, on the text. Olsen twins run away from home. There were so many bangers. Yeah, and then these like, and then these like bad guys try and steal them.

Home Alone. It's very similar. No, it's not the New York one. Has it got Eugene Levy in it? Wait, why? Yes, I think so. Is it New York Minute? No, I don't think so. Oh, Jordan's here from the office.

What is it? What's the name of the movie? It's To Great Mother's House We Go. That was a whole big movie. Oh my God. Oh my God. I love that office. What is it? What's the name of the movie? It's To Grey Mother's House We Go. That was a whole different movie! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I love that movie so much. That was one of my all-time favourites.

Thank you. Oh, such a good film. And they packed the sandwiches in their bag and, like, just chicken, and they just put it in their bag. I love that movie. Who did The Parent Trap? Was that Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay Lohan, also good, but I've never forgot about that film.

Right. It's such a good one. Have you got one for us? Yeah. At the moment, Ellie has knocked it out of the park. Yeah, she's killed it. We all got some serious feels off her ones. No, what is it?

What was the grandma one? To Grandmother's House We Go. You've got to watch that. So good, eh? What about the classic monkey film, Dunstan Checks In? The world's most debonair hero. Yeah! There's a gorilla in the bathroom!

Can be found where the action is. His name is Dunstan. Dunstan Checks In. I watched that film last night. It is a ripping film. And now I'm copying it in the studio from you guys because no one here knows what I'm talking about. So I recognised it because I loaded that audio, I played the trailer. I definitely copying it in the studio from you guys because no one here knows what I'm talking about. So I recognised it because I loaded that audio,

I played the trailer. I definitely remember it, but just not like I would remember Planet of the Apes or something. It was definitely pretty old. Well, it's a very different genre to Planet of the Apes. I thought you said it was a monkey movie. Yeah. It is.

Oh, right. But it's only one. And they're not taking over the planet. Oh, okay. Good point. Very different. No, but someone out there will be hearing that and going... Someone out there on the text machine, please,

do you remember the film Dunstan Checks In? Someone out there, please, do you remember the film Three Ninjas? Yes, let's ask the question. Forget those, forget those. Give us yours. What's your movie that's going to make us go like that? What's the movie that's going to make us go, oh, that was such a good movie.

We want the reaction that we had to Ellie's Olsen twins throwback. That's the feels we're searching for. What movie can you hit us with this afternoon? 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I love talking about this stuff. We're taking a trip down memory lane.

We're trying to. We're trying to open up new doors down memory lane that we forgot existed. Exactly right. We're reminiscing about movies you may have forgotten about and you want to watch again now. It's a very defined category we're finding out. It's very intricate. Yeah.

There's lots of good old movies. But I think what we're learning is you have to have forgotten that it existed for it to classify as the correct type of movie for this segment. We're not talking about old movies that we all love but everyone, it's like calling up and saying, oh, the Titanic. Yeah, no one forgot about

Titanic. No one's forgotten about that. Lots of messages about Dunstan Checks In and a few messages for Three Ninjas. I told you. Even Three Ninjas 2 and Three Ninjas 3. Well, we both know they were crap. Excuse me. Excuse me.

They were just as good as Three Ninjas 1. A few people saying they're going to watch Dunstan Checks In for the family movie tonight. I can't believe you managed to find an illegal torrent for that movie. It's pretty simple. You just Google Dunstan Checks In. Watch online. Tash, give us one.

A movie from our childhood or your childhood that we've forgotten about. Troll in Central Park. No, I haven't forgotten about that because I'd never heard of it. Anyone got Troll in Central Park out there? No?

Someone out there will have touched. Yeah, someone will. Is it good? Do you recommend it? He turns everything to flowers and then there's a bad troll that turns everything to stone. I've just Googled it, Tash, and I do remember that film.

You do? Yeah, it was an animation. Okay, it's on the list. Yeah, it's on the list. Sam, hi. How you going? Going all right. What's the movie, Sam, that you reckon we've forgotten about,

but it's a great film? Cool Runnings. We're looking for a sponsor for the first Jamaican bobsled team. Their dream was to compete in the Olympics. Yeah, no, I didn't forget about Cool Runnings. I watched it like a couple of weeks ago, actually. But, Sam, great movie. I see pride.

I see power. I see a badass mother who won't take no crap off of nobody. And that was an audio clip from the movie right there. Dave's here. Hey, Dave. Hey, guys. What's the movie that you think we've forgotten about but it's great? The Goonies.

Oh, The Goonies. Massive, massive film. Who was the hobbit that was in The Goonies? Samwise Ganges. He was in Goonies, wasn't he? I think. Yeah, the big troll. That's right.

Let's go to Ariel. Hi, Ariel big troll. That's right. Let's go to Ariel. Hi, Ariel. Hi. The movie is not Ariel that you're suggesting, Ariel, is it? No. That was a good movie, though. Ariel. Oh, yeah, I love that.

Same here, Ariel. That was a great film. You know they're remaking it? You're not talking about Little Mermaid, are you? Yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about. Ariel, what's the movie that is great that we might have forgotten about? The Little Rascals? Oh, yep.

That's a good movie. Alfalfa. Alfalfa, yeah. And Dala. Bede. Hi, B Alfalfa, yeah. And Darla. Beed. Hi, Beed. How you going?

What's the movie you think we've forgotten about but it's awesome? Mighty Ducks. Quack Attack is back, Jack! Are you ready to fly? Yeah! From Mighty Ducks. Quack. Quack.

Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.

Quack. Quack. Yeah, Beed, great movie. I didn't forget about it, though. Nah, I didn't forget about it. We've got a couple more. Can I read out one and then you can go? Yeah.

What about Blank Check? Do you remember that? No. And a kid gets left this accidentally a blank check and he ends up writing a million dollars on it. He has all this money and buys all this really cool stuff. Great idea for a movie. Such a good movie.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Oh, great movie. I'd forgotten about that. Yep. Yep. I'll pay that one. What else you got? The Witches.

The Witches. Remember that one? And they were witches and they peel their skin off. It was high key terrifying to watch as a kid. Yeah, right. Wait, which was the film that has Sarah Jessica Parker? Hocus Pocus. Hocus Pocus.

Yes. Now that's a film. That's a film. Finally, one that I don't know if it's culturally appropriate to call it this in 2019, but The Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, yes. Do you remember that one? Oh, no. The little plastic Indian that comes to life.

He had this magic cupboard and you put them in there and you lock the cupboard and then you unlock it and they come to life. I do. And he goes, I do. Yay! ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest, live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here, and apparently the Miley Cyrus-Liam Hemsworth breakup is officially official today. It certainly is. Here's what happened. Liam Hemsworth has filed for divorce today. Now, here's why this is making really big headlines. It's really fast for him to be filing for divorce today. Now, here's why this is making really big headlines. It's really fast for him to be filing for divorce, especially in Hollywood, because usually they break up, they let the dust settle, everyone cools off,

we all go to our corner, the press dies down, and then they quietly file for divorce. He has done it now in the middle of this drama, which means he is livid. Yeah, but... He must be so livid. Do you think, though, that it is super soon? Because, I mean, the news broke last week, but let's be real. Like, in the real world, they would have been broken up for a while. Yeah.

Yeah. You're right about that. No, you're totally right about that, Bree. I think they've probably been broken up for at least two to three months. I just still feel like it's soon. I still feel like among all the press, the paparazzi's following them. Miley last night was at a club in West Hollywood making out with that hot chick again. So I don't know.

I just feel like... I've never been divorced before, but it does feel like you would give it a little bit of a cooling off period. Like you might just give it 12 months. Yeah, but then also getting divorced, you told me off air, Clint, that it takes two years. Yeah, the legal process can take two years. That is the biggest load of BS. Like, I just don't agree with that.

The amount of legal stuff involved in a marriage, if you think about it too much, it really takes the romance out of it. Yeah. It really does. Not worth getting married anymore if you're going to have to go through all that stuff. Might be a dumb question. Who's got more money in that relationship, Liam or Miley? Miley.

Well, she, yeah, she does and her family. You know, at one point, Hannah Montana, the Empire was worth a billion bucks. Yeah. Whoa. And she's like, yeah, because think about how huge that was. That was the next level. She had to split that money with two people, though, remember? Who?

Miley and Hannah. True. It was a 50-50. Yeah, it was like the Olsen twins. Half a billion each is not bad. Yeah, yeah. Also, we talked about this yesterday, the return of The Matrix. So they've signed on Keanu.

He's locked in. Keanu Reeves is in. And he's the main one. And then who else have they signed on, Dean? If you're on Keanu, he's locked in. Keanu Reeves is in. And he's the main one. And then who else have they signed on, Dean? Well, apparently they've signed on most of the cast. There's only one person waiting for the signature, Lawrence Fishburne. Now, the same producers and directing team are all back.

They're all signed on again. But Lawrence Fishburne's the one they're waiting for. But to be honest, and I don't mean to be shady, but what else has he got on that would mean he'd turn down a couple of million bucks? Like, is he that busy? He's got a TV show. He's got a TV series I think. I think he's got like a long-running, one of those CSI type shows.

Do Morpheus upgrade and get Idris Elba. Yes! That would be awesome. Morpheus upgrade. Yeah! I guess it's the Matrix. You could replace him with anyone you want. You could get Brad Pitt to be Morpheus upgrade. Yeah. I guess it's the Matrix. You could replace him with anyone you want. You could get Brad Pitt to be Morpheus if you want. True.

Yeah, okay. Well, we will wait with bated breath for the Matrix 4. All right, there's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles with the latest. Thanks to Federation Clothing, New Zealand's most iconic streetwear brand. You can check out their spring collection online now.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We've got some more aviation news for you. Oh, God. You can check out their spring collection online now. We've got some more aviation news for you. Oh, God. All right. As New Zealand's leading maritime and aviation news-based radio show, we better rip into this. This is a really interesting story, actually. So a 34-year-old pilot and a passenger were flying off the coast of California when all of a sudden they lost power in the air.

So it's a small aircraft. Like a Cessna. Like a Cessna, yeah, and they lost power and they started to drop. Anyway, the pilot was pretty much trying to get the power back on, trying to get the plane back up and running. No power. They've ended up landing in the ocean. God, that is poo-your-pants stuff.

Isn't it? So apparently it was from 34,000 feet the engine had cut out. He couldn't get the motor running again, so he had to put it down in the Pacific. Yeah. You'd want to be with a skilled pilot in that situation. Wouldn't you? Anyway, apparently he put it down so softly that the impact was fine.

No one was injured. Good to hear. Neither of the passengers. Yeah. But obviously the plane started to sink. So as the plane started to sink, there was about 20 or 30 seconds after the vessel hit the water, he grabbed his phone and his keys from the cockpit. Yeah.

And then they, like, obviously got out of the plane and they were kind of waiting in the water. Yeah. They then decided, while they waited for help, because obviously they called for help before the plane went down. Great move. They decided to take some videos of themselves. As you do. In the ocean.

As you do. There she goes. There she goes. I wonder if there was something in the fuel. And that is the helicopter coming to rescue them from the middle of the ocean. What a great Instagram story that would be. Imagine that. Get the views.

Get the views. I would not be swiping past that. No, you wouldn't double tap on that one. God, I mean, the battery ran out, and I'm like, I need to know, did he get rescued or not? So can someone tell me, was he obviously treading water? Was he just treading water and he kept his phone? Because they were in the water for 40 minutes.

Yeah. So he obviously, what, just kept his phone out of the water? Is that what happened? No, phones are waterproof now. No, they're not. Yes, they are. Okay, where's your phone? Right here.

Put it in that jug of water. Oh, my God. Are you sure that's waterproof? Are you sure? Well, shit, I hope. Are you sure that's, get it out. It is, it is, it is, it is, it is. This is the Samsung Galaxy S10.

Are you sure that's waterproof? It's still working. Should I do it with mine? Yeah, do it with yours. Do it with yours. No, I don't think it's waterproof. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. So I rolled into work today and on our desk, I guess you'd call it,

was a massive bouquet of flowers. Yeah, how romantic. Well, I looked at it and I said to producer Ben, I was like, who are they for? And he goes, for you. And I was like, what? I didn't even know you were seeing anybody. Well, I don't know who they're from.

That's the thing. I've walked in. I've pulled out the note, which I've got here. It's addressed to me, that's for sure. First and last name. First and last name here at work. And the card reads, you bring so much joy. Also, you're a total babe.

Love your work, X. Have you been sending yourself flowers again? Not that I remember. Let me see the handwriting. Not that I remember. Let me see the handwriting. Did you get drunk? Is this like when Ross on Friends had to leave himself voicemail messages?

You got drunk and you're like, oh, I must have some blouse. God, I'd give up drinking if that was the case. The handwriting looks like the person is in their final year of kindergarten. It looks messy. It does. But you know what else it tells me is that the handwriting, and this is where we go into investigation mode, the handwriting on the actual envelope that it was in

with the address on it is really neat. So I believe this is the florist. The florist has addressed it to you? Has written this, but then I think the person who has sent these flowers has actually gone into the florist. So they head to to write the cards. Yeah. So you want to stage a flower investigation.

Let's call the florist. Let's call them. Are they allowed to give out information? Well, that's the thing. This has never happened to me before. A secret admirer. Essentially, I guess that's what it is. Why wouldn't you put your name on it?

They're not doctors. They're not bound by the Hippocratic Oath, you know? Surely a florist can tell you who sent you the flowers. Maybe they should have to tell you. Plaza Franklin, Kate speaking. Hi, Kate. My name's Bree. I was just calling up.

I received some flowers from you guys earlier today, but there's no name on it. Okay. And I was wondering, Kate, can you tell me who they're from? I'll have a quick look. So it was Bree. Yeah, so Bree Thomasel. It says to remain anonymous on it.

What? So sorry about that. Interesting, Kate. Very interesting. It looks like they came into the shop because they hand wrote the card because it's very messy compared to whoever wrote the envelope. Okay. Do you want to give me?

Unfortunately, I can't say. You sound like you know something, Kate. Do I? I don't know. You know something. You do, don't you? I don't know. I'm sorry.

My friend Clint's here. Kate, it's Bree's father here. It's not my father. I'm just quite concerned that some weirdo is sending my daughter flowers. And if you know something and you're not letting on, by golly, I'll have your guts for garters. Surely, like I said, you're not doctors. Like, it's not like you've sworn on the Bible that you won't give out information. What if Bree wants to send a thank you note?

Yeah, what if I want to just let them know how nice they are? Well, I could give them a call and see if they do definitely want to remain anonymous. Could we be on the line while you called them? I'm not sure. So you're saying you have the name and the number there. You've just outed yourself, Kate. You've outed yourself. Kate, I know you're in an awkward position here.

I've got to compromise. Okay. Okay. What if we give Kate 24 hours to make the call to her person, her client, you know, and say, look, Brie wants the information, and then we check in with Kate again tomorrow and see if we get a name and see if we can unite everybody this way. Does that work for you, Kate?

Yes, that's okay. So you'll call him this afternoon. Okay. Oh, so it is a him. I don't know. She hesitated there. I don't know. No, I don't know. Maybe she's I don't know No I don't know

Maybe she's good She's a good witness Kate we appreciate Your help so far That's alright We'll talk to you tomorrow We'll talk to you tomorrow Okay look forward to it

When we bring you in For questioning Let's put her under One of those big lights You know And hook her up To a lie detector You be good cop

I'll be bad cop And then we'll switch Half through. Yeah, you hit her with a phone book. One thing we do know though, no one's ever going to send you flowers anonymously anymore. Why? Because the minute they do, you launch an investigation. Because there must be

a reasonable explanation for this. Just trying to be romantic. Bree and Clint, the podcast. I had my mind absolutely blown the other day by a meme. Okay? So much so that I grabbed it and ended up going up on my Instagram story and it started a riotous argument about what the answer to it is. And I'm going to ask you the question now

and I ask you to keep an open mind. It goes like this. Well, the phone just locked itself. Here it is. When you get your ears pierced... Oh, God, stay open. When you get your ears pierced, where does the piece of ear go? Buzzy G.

Buzzy G. Thank you, Ellie. That's Buzzy. Buzzy G. There's no piece of ear. Yeah, I want to hear you out. It just pushes through. It just pushes through.

Yeah, it doesn't actually push a piece of ear out because it's so tiny, the thing that they're sticking through your earlobe. Do you have your ears pierced? Yeah. Okay, you're welcome to comment. Ellie, do you have your ears pierced? I do, yes. Ben, you got your ears pierced?

Not yet. You're out. He's got something else pierced, though. Oh, you're back in. I have my ear pierced from when I was a kid. I wouldn't be in bed if I didn't know. I do. I used to wear...

And your eyebrow. You did have your eyebrow pierced. And I had my eyebrow pierced. So this works as well. When you get your eyebrow pierced, where does the piece of eyebrow go? Bree, you've got your nose pierced. When you've got your nose pierced,

where does the piece of nose go? They're not hole-punching pierced. When you got your nose pierced, where did the piece of nose go? They're not hole punching your ear. You say this. You say this. But I have been delving deep, deep down this hole into trying to find the answer. Now, if you have your ear pierced with a piercing gun, then they put the stud inside the gun, don't they? And it goes bang, goes straight through your ear.

Yeah. It hurts. And it does hurt, goes straight through your ear. Yeah. It hurts. And it does hurt. Yeah, it does hurt. But you're right in saying that that pushes the flesh out of the way and just creates a wound that it goes through. If you get your ear pierced with a needle or you get your eyebrow pierced with a needle,

because you're from Rotorua. Is that more common than a gun? No, it's a gun. No. No, other parts of the body. For your ears. It's always the gun. It's the gun. They don't use a gun. No. For your ears, it's always the gun. It's the gun.

They don't use a needle. But you can choose needle if you want. But other body parts, you use the needle. The needle has a hollow point. And when it goes through, it does scoop out a little bit of the inside of your ear or nose or eyebrow. This is what it says. The needle is hollow and has a sharp point to create a clean hole.

Since the needle is hollow, it removes a small amount of skin and tissue in the immediate area around the piercing wound and creates space for the jewellery to rest inside,

allowing room for the wound to drain and heal. Isn't that buzzy? That's gross. That's full on. So now I want to know, where's the piece of my ear?

Where's the piece of my eyebrow? It sits on the end of the needle. Well, I should be allowed to take it home. No. I should be allowed to keep it. No. It's customary in some cultures, you need to take it home and bury it.

I should have been offered the chance. I didn't know that I was leaving part of my body there when I left. Well, I think you're being dramatic. I should be told about those things. Shouldn't I? Do you want to go get your other ear pierced now and then you can keep that little bit?

Because we can organise that. That sounds yuck. That's so weird that you were talking about this because I forget that I have my nose pierced. I actually forget that I have a pierce. And I took my nose piercing out the other night and freaked everyone out because they reckon I look totally different.

Really? Really. Is there a big hole? Yes. Is it easy to take out? Yeah, do you want to see? Yeah, go. Hold on.

I've never seen you without it in. You're right. You've never seen... Okay, hold on. I'm going to turn around. Oh, okay. Don't bring any bogeys with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, are you ready? Yeah, we're ready. Here we go. Three, two, one. Look at us. Why is it so weird? Don't I look plain and boring? Also, I've always wanted to do this with someone who's got their nose pierced.

Can you put both fingers up your nose and then blow? Does air come out the hole? Hold on. I'll feel, I'll feel. What? Oh, yuck. I think there's a little bit of a draft. Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Had a bit of a childhood memory last night. Was playing with my friend's cat and the cat ran away and I was like, oh, I better call the cat back over. So I channeled my childhood where we lived on a farm when I was a kid and our cats were inside, outside. So they'd run around outside and then you'd have to call them really loud for when it was dinner time or when you want to cuddle. So...

Cat, I'm sad. Yeah, be like, come on. And my mum would have to call my cat Calico every night What a good name for a cat, right? I named that cat It's a bougie name for a cat Yeah, she was Tortoiseshell and I named it Calico So I was an idiot

But she'd call it every night Because my cat would sleep in bed with me every night Yeah Anyway, my mum would stand on the front stairs And she'd call my cat like this Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. Yeah, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. And then it would just go over and over and over again.

I think that is the default baby boomer cat call. Is it? Because how do you call your cats? For some reason, I go high pitched as well. Yeah? Does anyone know why that is? I'm pretty sure it's to do with like what the cat hears the most. But we don't know that.

It's not why I do it. Like no one said to me, this is the frequency your cat hears. So I got two cats, one called Ziggy and one called Bowie. And I'll go to the back doorstep and I'll go, Ziggy, come on. Ziggy, Ziggy. Come on. Why do you do that, Sam? Come on.

I don't know. Why do people make that noise to cats? It's a Bowie. Bow-bow. Oh, I'm lower for Bowie. Bow-bow. Come on. Bow-bow.

Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a kangaroo. Yeah. I don't know why I do that. But people do that to cats. People do that to cats, don't they? I don't know about the...

No? Okay. I think it's a... That... Oh. It's more of it's a... It's more a... Not a... Whatever it is, my cats never come when I call them. They don't? So...

Our cats used to come every time without fail. Right. And I want to ask my mum. She's actually listening in Australia to the show right now. But why would she go here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty Why was puss first? But also the cat doesn't know what it is

It's a good lesson, you always put the puss first Ellie, you said you have a voice when you talk to your cats Yes, and for some reason, and I don't even realise I do this I've had a few cats in my time My most recent cat was called Casper And can I just say it's spelt Casper Very clever, I was about five when I named her. Casper.

Yes. See what I did there? But for some reason, it would be this voice, and I can't remember how to do this. Here we go. Be like, Nanma, come here, please. Nanma, come here. Like, no, no shit.

That's how I used to talk to her. And I'd call her Nanma for some reason. No more Ellie today. Yeah, no more. Turn her down. No more Ellie. Turn her down. What is Ellie. Turn her down. What was that voice?

What was that voice? That was weird. What was that voice? I don't know. And I didn't, like, purposely make it up. It just came to me when I saw that cat one day and it stuck with me for her whole life. Yes.

Nanma. I'm happiest. I bet that cat never came because I would run for my life. Can you imagine your neighbours? I would run. It just. Can you imagine your neighbours? I would run. It just sounds like that pingu thing. Pingu, pingu. Mat, mat.

Oh, no, the crazy woman next door is looking for her imaginary cat again. Did you ever have a voice that you used to call your animals? No, not that I would be aware of. I'd be like, hey, come on, here we go. So it's just your normal voice. I want to ask people listening on 0800 dial ZM, I'm very interested in this. Give us your cat call.

Yeah. How are you calling your cat? Maybe we might take dogs. We'll take dogs too. Oh, you take dogs? Yeah, we'll take dogs. I love dogs. But how do you call your cats?

Okay, cool. 0800 dial ZM. That's it. Nya-na! Nya-na! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Sounds like you're trying to get on the cat's level. The cat's like, that lady's stupid.

Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're just talking about how you call your animals. No. How you call your cats. I feel like people call their cat different to any other animal out there. There's something about a cat. Oh, people change their voice to call their dogs too. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. You know,

you're like, come on. It usually goes lower for a dog. It goes lower for a dog and higher for a cat. Which is weird because dog whistles are high-pitched. So really, you should be going higher for the dog. Yeah, but we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DALZM, how do you call your cat?

Let's go to Jill. Good afternoon, Jill. Hi. Jill, do you want to give us your cat call? Okay. Here, Puss. Here, Puss. Your cat comes to a whistle. Yeah, interesting.

Yep, Jill doesn't think so. Jill? Hey, Hannah. Hi. Do you have a certain way that you call your cat, Hannah? Interesting. Yep, Jill doesn't think so. Jill? Hey, Hannah. Hi. Do you have a certain way that you call your cat, Hannah? You're just with a sound. With a what, sorry? A sound.

Okay, do you want to give it to us? That's the sound that I make. Is it? No, I think she's going. No, it's your tongue up to your teeth kind of sound. Yes, that's. Oh, she does it really well. Do it again.

Interesting. Yeah, for some reason that's universal for cats. I don't know why. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hello. How do you call your cat, Jess? Well, I actually talk to him like a person. So it's normally, Simon, stop ignoring me.

Pay attention. Your cat's name is Simon, stop ignoring me. Pay attention. Your cat's name is Simon? It is. So wait, you gave your cat a real human name and then you're like, can you imagine your neighbours, they'd be like listening to you and you're like, Simon, did you shit on the bed again, Simon? Pretty much. I mean, we have just relocated from the Wairarapa to Taronga,

and we spent a seven-hour car drive with our two big dogs and the cat to move up here. Oh, God. What are the dogs' names? Gareth and David? No, Bell and Axel. Bell and Axel, yeah, they're dogs' names. Simon! Stop licking your ass and get in here.

Simon, did you poo in the bath again Hey Andy G'day how you doing Andy give us your cat call Mate it's a high pitched one just like Clint with son But mine's Yours is like a machine gun Do it one more time

I don't think I can even do that Can you do that Do it one more time. One more time. Here. Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy. I don't think I can even do that. Can you do that? Here. Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy. Here. Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy. Yours is verging on what producer Ellie did.

And last one, Sam. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Now, just to let you know, Sam, when we usually take calls, you're last, so it means you're special. What have you got for us? Oh, I just call out to her.

I just say, like this. Like I'm a warrior. Like, yes, I love it. Ready? One more time, Xena. Yep, definitely special. ZDM Spree and Clint, definitely special. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What just the plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Every Thursday, we play this game. It's called What's the Plot? Where you have to outguess Brie on movie titles.

So angry. She's fired up. She doesn't normally lose. Last week was only her sixth loss of the year after 19 wins. Come on, I need to crack the 20. Taking her on today and standing in her way is Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Good afternoon, Ashley. Hi, guys. How's it going?

It's going to be going well. Are you the person to hand Bree her first back-to-back loss of the year? No, I don't think so. Nah, see, I feel like she's being modest because. But you do it all the time. Nah, see? I feel like she's being modest because she's trying to get inside my head. Ashley, your buzzer is your name.

Can you test it out for me? I just need to see if your buzzer's working. Uh, Ash. No, that's not it. Your buzzer is your name. That's too long. Okay, Ash.

Well, you can do Ash if you want, but don't put a uh before it, okay? Okay. I need a straight Ash. Bree! Ash!

Bree! Ash! Ash! Here we go. Bree. Ash. Ash. Here we go. First movie, don't wait for me to finish before you buzz in with your answer. A pair of twin sisters. Bree. Bree. To Grandma's House We Go.

To Grandma's House We Go is incorrect. Now that's a free guess for you, Ashley, but you don't have much to go by. The Parent Trap. The Parent Trap is incorrect. A pair of twins...

Brie. New York Minute. New York Minute is incorrect. Another free guess for you, Ashley. I've said no more than four words. Yeah, what am I going to say? Are you going to forfeit your guess? No, no.

No googling, Ashley, okay? I need an answer. Three. Don't accuse her of that clench she wants. One. All right. I'm carrying on. A pair of twin sisters who witness a crime go into hiding

to avoid the criminals that want to keep them quiet. The pair are put into a witness protection program. Brie. Brie. White chicks. White chicks is incorrect. Ashley, you want a free guess? It's a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie,

and I can't think of the name. It's the one Ellie was talking about before. Now I forget it. Three, two, one. The pair are put into a witness protection program. It soon becomes obvious that they cannot keep their identities secret. So the FBI send them to Sydney, where they hope they will stay out of trouble until they can testify.

I will say Ashley is correct. It is a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie. And I will start spelling the title of the movie letter by letter. Ash. Ash. Ash. Our lips are sealed. Is correct.

What's it called? Our lips are sealed. Our lips are sealed. Ah, yes. Obscure. I was the biggest Mary-Kate and Ashley fan as a kid. I's it called? Our Lips Are Sealed. Our Lips Are Sealed. Ah, yes. Obscure. I was the biggest Mary-Kate and Ashley fan as a kid. I can't believe I took that long to get it. I'm starting to figure out there are quite a few Mary-Kate and Ashley fans.

There's a lot of films. In the ZM family. And there's a lot of films, you're right. Yeah, so it's hard to pick which one. Okay, movie number two. One Nil to Ashley. God damn it. Blacklisted after crashing a runway presentation,

an Austrian fashionista travels to the United States where he hopes to launch a celebrity... Brie. Bruno. Bruno is correct. Get in! It's tie-break. It is tie-break, baby.

Okay? You're going to have to be fast on that buzzer, Ash, if you want to be in this game to win this game. Double pass to the movies on the line. Bridget. Brie. Bridget. Brie. Bridget. Brie. Bridget Jones' Diaries. Is incorrect.

Bridget Jones' Baby. Bridget Jones' Baby is incorrect. Bridget. Carmen. Lena. And Tibby. Ashley. Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Oh wow. God damn it I can't believe I've lost

I love that movie I love that movie too That was a hard fought game That was a really hard fought game Ashley you have not only Won a double pass to the movie You're the first person this year to give Brie Back to back losses

You've ruined my whole week Ashley I'm sorry Brie back-to-back losses. You realise you've ruined my whole week, Ashley. I'm sorry. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Imagine this. You've got a big credit card bill. You're struggling to pay it.

You are struggling with the interest rate. You're making as much repayments as you can, but it's just getting out of control. Then all of a sudden the bank emails you and goes, hey, you know that credit card bill you've got? Don't worry about it. It's cancelled. Let's call it even, shall we?

You spent it. And to be fair, we paid for it. And we've just decided, don't worry about it. That is exactly what has just happened in Canada. What's the catch? I've done a lot of reading into this. There is no catch. So there is a bank in the States called Chase Bank.

You might have heard of it. I saw their logo's kind of familiar. When we were over there I saw a couple of their ATM machines. Oh yeah. It's big enough that you would go, if you've been to the States, I've seen that logo around before. So they operate a couple of credit cards. So they're an American bank and they operate a couple of credit cards in Canada.

So there's legal things involved with that because it's a different country and it's over a different border. Chase Bank have decided, screw it. We don't want to be in Canada anymore. We're pulling out. So instead of saying to all those customers, you need to pay us back immediately, they've just gone, don't worry about it.

We're writing off the credit card debt that our customers owe us in Canada. You know what this tells me? What? That banks have so much money that they can just do something like that. Absolutely. Of course they can. They make money by having your money and they also make money from selling debt. It's literally like going to the top of the Sky Tower and making it rain money.

It also makes me feel a little bit like money's made up. Like the banks control it and they go, we're just going to pretend that money doesn't exist. You know what? Banks, I don't trust them. Well, you should draw your money out and stick it in your mattress. I just really want to start saying like baby boomer shit. Just like banks, don't trust them. Interest rates, they're going to go way sky high soon. That's how my dad feels about self-service checkouts. Oh, no, don't trust them. Interest rates, they're going to go way sky high soon.

That's how my dad feels about self-service checkouts. Oh, no, don't trust them. Yep. I believe there's a little woman or man sitting inside that self-service checkout and they're trying to rip me off. Can you imagine, though? Can you imagine you had a couple of grand on there and then the bank was like, no, don't worry.

It's like crazy. It's like you've got a genie or something. It's like you've had a genie or something. It's like you've had your wish granted. You know what? We're going to give you a mortgage interest-free. How pissed off would you be if you had been responsible with your credit card and you'd kept it at a zero balance and then someone else that you live with has like 10 grand on there

and then all of a sudden they're like, oh, don't worry about it. You wish you'd spent more money. And they get a leg up and you get nothing. Yeah, because you were responsible. Yes. Idiot. And this is what I try and tell everyone. Stop being responsible.

There's nothing in it for you. Nothing good comes from it. Speaking of irresponsible, I wondered, speaking of credit cards as well, could we try and find the ZDM listener with the biggest credit card debt this afternoon? Oh, this is grim. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's irresponsible. Like your mantra says, it's irresponsible.

This will give me anxiety. This is why I've never had a credit card. You don't have one? I've never had one because I don't trust myself. Yeah. If you can't be trusted, then you shouldn't have one. You're right. I can just see myself on a Saturday night and I'm like,

ooh, who wants a drink? I've got a credit card. It's a magic card that doesn't run out of money. It's got so much money on it. Let's see who we can find, okay? Oh, $800 ZM. Oh, do people want to talk about that? Do they want to talk about it?

I don't know. Are you the biggest credit card debt holder listening to ZM right now? And I'm going to say nothing below $1,000, okay? That's nothing. In credit card standards? It's nothing in credit card. If you don't want to talk about it, you can text us on 9696.

That means if you've still got credit on your phone. Yeah, well, no, you've got credit because you just put on your credit card. True. Oh, $800, ZM. How big's your credit card bill in New Zealand? ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. There's a bank in the States

which has decided to cancel its customers' credit card debt. Sounds like the plot to Fight Club, but it's real. Like, just how much money do they have? They've decided that they don't want to be in Canada anymore, so all the people in Canada, your credit card debt now no longer exists. Can I ask, do you know how much money that is? No, it didn't say, and it also doesn't say how many customers. I don't think they want that revealed.

It'd be millions and millions and millions. Because how pissed off would you be if you were one of their American customers? You'd go, well, if you can cancel their debt. What about ours? Why can't you cancel my debt? Guys, let's all just start fresh. You know, there's some people who believe that should happen. Really?

Because all countries owe each other a crazy amount of money. Everyone's in debt to everyone else. They're going, why don't we just stop? Call it even. Yeah, why don't we just go, no one owes anyone, because the world would collapse, that's why. But we're asking this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, how much credit card debt have you got?

Oh, get ready for anxiety. We're going to try and find New Zealand's most indebted credit card person. First, I want to remain anonymous. Good afternoon. Is this me card person. First, I want to remain anonymous. Good afternoon. Is this me? Yes. Hello, anonymous. Hello.

Why exactly do you want to remain anonymous? Oh, because what if my parents listen and my sister's a budget advisor? Oh, God. Okay. Yeah, good idea, actually. So we are talking to the black sheep of the family. Anonymous, how much do you owe on your credit card? Over 10 grand, over four credit cards.

No, it's not too bad. It's not good, though. Is it over 10 grand, are we saying? That's my credit cards, though. Say again? That's just my credit cards. So you have other debts as well What other debts do you have?

I've got like an overdraft and stuff They just like You apply for things and then they say yes And you're like oh Free money That's a bad attitude You should talk to a budget advisor And I think I know one

Let's go and talk to Harry Hi Harry What's your debt on the old credit card Harry? advisor, and I think I know one. Let's go and talk to Harry. Hey, Harry. Hi, Harry. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your debt on the old credit card, Harry? $15,000, last time I checked. How'd you get $15,000 on your credit card? I decided

to go on a bit of a trip overseas after I finished school, and I didn't do it cheaply. I wanted to stay at the nice places and all that kind of stuff. Apparently, you went five star. Harry, you don't sound 19. How long ago was this trip? About two, three years ago.

I'm still paying it off now. Was it worth it? Oh, yes and no. Oh, that's a no. It doesn't sound very confident. There's a few really interesting text messages that are coming through. One person has texted through and they said 7K on one, nine and a half on another and 28K on another.

When you're stacking them up like that, you're going to get into serious trouble. And then this is the piece de resistance. Someone said, My sister has over 80,000 in debt over eight different credit cards. God, Caitlin, hi. Hi. How much?

I've got $20,000. $20,000? $20,000, yeah, you know, you can get past that, can't you? What did you spend it on? What did you spend it on? Well, initially we got like the credit card for emergencies, so like when the car breaks down and stuff. And then, you know, like we got pre-approved for more and then we just kind of snowballed.

Parting on the weekend is technically an emergency, am I wrong? Last one's Corey. Hey, Corey. Hi, Corey. G'day. How much? How much? Until very recently, just a shy of $40,000.

And what did you spend it on, Corey? Oh, just various things, you know, tech, things you probably shouldn't really be going splashing out on. Was it worth it? Well, at the time, you'd think so, yeah. Right. How much interest do you pay a month on $40,000 on a credit card? To be honest, I don't think you really look.

Corey, I've got a bit of an idea for you, and it's off the text message machine. Someone's texted through, and this is what you could do, Corey. Someone texted through and they said, my ex, how good, my ex got the other woman to pay off our joint credit card. Got the other woman to? So wait.

Wait. So wait. Hang on. She was dating, I'm assuming, dating a guy, and then he was dating another woman and got her to pay off their credit card. God, that sounds like entrapment to me. But, I mean, if it gets you out of a hell of a credit card bill, then let's do it. That's right. We take your birthdays, we put them into a system, figure out what was number one on your 16th.

Today is Regan's actual birthday. Happy birthday to you, Regan. actual birthday. Happy birthday to you. Regan. Hello, mate. Hey. You were waiting for us to sing the whole song, weren't you? Have you had a good birthday, Regan? Yeah, it's been really good, thanks.

Cool. Got any presents? I got a good pair of wireless headphones, so that's always good. Yes. Oh, nice. Yeah, I'd love that. Great man present.

Okay, give us your birthday. So August 22nd, 1997. Okay, Regan, you were 16 in 2013 on the 22nd of August. And on this day in 2013, this topped the charts. Ely Goulding. I love this song. That was a pretty good banger, that one. Yes, a bit of a throwback too.

That was huge for her. Yes. And was Calvin Harris banger, that one. Yes, a bit of a throwback too. That was huge for her. Yes. And was it Calvin Harris? Not on that one. Not on that one? That was I Need Your Love. Oh, that's right. That was huge as well.

I interviewed her when she released this song and it was just after she'd broken up with Skrillex and we weren't allowed to ask about it. Really? Do you remember when she dated Skrillex? That's right. And then she dated Ed Sheeran in secret too. Did she?

Yeah. That's what she wrote that song about. That one? Yeah. Yeah, she caught something off him. Hi, Corey. Hey. Hi, Corey.

What's your birthday? 28th of April, 87. Okay, you were 16 in 2003 on the 28th of April. And this is your birthday banger. Oh! Okay. Go, Corey, it's your birthday. 50 Cent, headlining Friday Jams with Janet Jackson.

That's a good birthday banger, right? Nice, yeah, that's a good one. 50 Cent. Okay, and one more. Hey, Dave. Hi, Dave. How's it going? Good, Dave.

What's your birthday? 21st of 12, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 1998 on the 21st of December, and on that day, this was number one. Yes, Dave, yes. Yeah, I can relate. You can relate? Hell yeah, Dave. Good on you, Dave. I like Dave relate. You can relate. Hell yeah, Dave.

Good on you, Dave. I like Dave. Shut it down. Shut it down, Dave. Shut it down. It's over. There's no voting today. Dave, you win birthday banger.

That's it. Oh, cheers. Cher is the queen bee. Here you go, New Zealand, from 1998. 1998. Hard to tell with Cher. Hey. It doesn't change.

She looks the same. It doesn't change. This is Belief. Brian Clint, Zidim. Zidim. I can't break through. There's no talking to you. So sad that you're leaving. Takes time to believe it. But after all is said and done.

You're gonna be the lonely one. Do you believe in life after love I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough no do you believe in life after love

I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough now What am I supposed to do? Sit around and wait for you Well, I can't do that There's no turning back I need time to move on

I need love to feel strong Cause I've had time to think it through And maybe I'm too good for you all Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say

I really don't think you're strong enough now Well, I know that I'll get through this Cause I know that I am strong And I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore No, I don't need you anymore Do you believe in life as love?

I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no.

ZM, Brian Clintz. Do you believe in life after love? That's the winner of Birthday Banger. And I think the invention of auto-tune as well, that share and believe. She pioneered it. Yeah. As well as breast implants. She pioneered breast implants?

She did. In the Brazilian butt lift. Did she? Yeah. She really is blazing a trail, isn't she? She is. I saw her in concert last year, and it was one of the best shows I've ever seen does she move much?

yes she gets around the stage still? she moves around I mean she's got a walking frame but she gets around she does her absolute best she's got the tennis balls on the bottom of the walking frame

she just moves yeah good for her it's all diamanted go on you share sounds wonderful good on you just a little bit of a warning Moves. Yeah. Oh, good for her. It's all diamantied. Go on, you shit. Sounds wonderful. Good on you. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Just a little bit of a warning. We're going to keep this conversation PG, but it's probably for, you know, 16 plus years. Sure. I'd say. But a completely natural thing to talk about. And I saw a survey recently that, was I shocked by the results? I'm going to say, no, I wasn't.

But I think there will be a few people listening and maybe you, Clint, that could be shocked by these results. Sure. So the results was a survey done by Durex. Okay, this is why it's PG. It's fine. We all know that brand and what they do, which is great. They make an important product for an important activity for adults.

Yes, they do. And they did a survey revealing results and it's been narrowed down. I've just grabbed out New Zealand's results. Okay, cool. And the results part I want to talk about is how many people, let's go females first, in New Zealand, do you think fake it or have admitted to doing that at one time in their life? It.

Faking it. Pretending that thing. Yes, pretending. Pretending that the end result has happened. Pretending that they finished the race when, in fact, they probably stopped ages ago and sat down. Some of them still on the starting blocks. Yep, probably.

Okay, yeah. What results for male and female? Actually, let's go male first. How many people were surveyed? Is that what it is or is it a percentage? It's a percentage of the people surveyed. So how many percent of the people surveyed in terms of men admitted to having pretended? I'm going to say

zero. No. Really? 12% have admitted to one time or another. Hard thing to fake as a fella. We're not going to go into too much detail, but hard thing to fake. But it can be done. In certain circumstances.

Anything can be done. Alright, In certain circumstances. Anything can be done. Anything can be done. All right. The girls. I want to get a consensus from the team. What do we think? What's the percentage of Kiwi women? Place our bets.

Yes, let's place the bets. Kiwi women. Probably 100. Probably 100. Why are you doing that? Why? Clint's not in it anymore. Oh, no.

It's 100, isn't it? It is not 100. That is ridiculous. I'm going to go 85%. Oh, that's exactly what I was going to do. Okay, well, we'll go 90 then if you're going to do that. Okay. Okay.

No, it's actually 78% of Kiwi women have admitted. 78? Yeah. Okay. 100! 100! Sorry. Sorry. admitted 78 yeah okay 100 100 sorry you know i've read a lot of surveys and you know what 100 no i've just talked to a lot of women and you guys people were surveyed three i've talked to a lot and every time i talk this conversation

comes up between men and women every lady likes to go oh mate every woman you've ever been with will have been faking it at some stage probably true you know

it's just it's kind of a go-to it's like a go-to thing it's a go-to thing to tell people that for women to say it to men you know just to slash their dreams

a guy goes yeah I think my partner's quite happy and they go she'll be faking it she won't always be happy she she'll be faking it. She won't always be happy. She'll definitely be faking it. That's savage.

Yeah. That is real savage. It's an interesting conversation because it's not really something you talk about with the opposite sex that often. It's a touchy subject. No, yeah. Isn't it? Whereas the same sex. There's a lot of pride on the line.

Exactly right. Whereas the same sex, you talk about it with your girlfriends a lot. Oh, I see what you mean. You know what I mean? Outside of your relationship. Outside of your relationship. You gas bag with the girls. Yeah.

Is that what you guys are talking about? Do you reckon, Ellie? We talk about that amongst girls. Yeah, no, we do. We do. Yeah, so watch out, guys. The boys don't. We don't have that chat, do we?

No, we don't have that chat at all. Maybe last night. Yeah, what happened, Clint? She was so happy, mate. Oh, she was at all. It'd been last night. Yeah, what happened, Clint? She was so happy, mate. Oh, she was loving it. It was the best three and a half minutes of her life. Except for the 12%, right? Except for the 12%, yeah.

I wanted to know from people on 0800DIALZM, not people who are going to admit that they've done it because I mean obviously it's a lot. I want to know people who are currently in a relationship where they do it often. Oh, okay. Where they pretend often.

You reckon people will call for that? Probably not. But I hope there's a few brave people. Again, imagine if, oh yeah, I'd like to hear from them. You can remain anonymous. If you don't want to call, you can text us on 0800DIALZM. And if you want to admit that you lie and it happens often, why? Why not just tell them?

Do you think it gets to a certain point and then you can't go back? Maybe. We can ask these people when they call. Well, I want to know. 0800 dial ZM. And if you are faking it and you want a fake name, that's fine too. We can do that. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Look, just a little bit of a warning. We're going to keep this conversation PG, but it's probably for, you know, 16 plus years. Sure. I'd say. But a completely natural thing to talk about and i saw a survey recently that was i shocked by the results i'm gonna say no i wasn't but i think there

will be a few people listening and maybe you clint that could be shocked by these results sure so the results was a survey done by Durex. Okay, this is why it's PG. It's fine. And we all know that brand and what they do. Yep. Which is great. They make an important product for an important activity for adults.

Yes, they do. And they did a survey revealing results and it's been narrowed down. I've just grabbed out New Zealand's results. Okay, cool. And the results part I want to talk about is how many people, let's go females first, in New Zealand, do you think fake it or have admitted to doing that at one time in their life? It. Faking it.

Pretending that thing. Yes, it. Pretending that thing. Yes, pretending. Pretending that the end result has happened. Pretending that they finished the race when in fact they probably stopped ages ago and sat down. Some of them still on the starting blocks. Yep, probably. Okay, yeah.

What results for male and female? Actually, let's go male first. How many people were surveyed? Is that what it is or is it a percentage? It's a percentage of the people surveyed. So how many percent of the people surveyed in terms of men admitted to having pretended? I'm going to say zero.

No. Really? 12% have admitted to one time or another. Hard thing to fake as a fella. We're not going to go into too much detail, but hard thing to fake. But it can be done. Yeah.

In certain circumstances. Anything can be done. Anything can be done. All right, the girls. I want to get a consensus from the team. What do we think? What's the percentage of Kiwi women? Place our bets.

Yes, let's place the bets. Kiwi women. Probably 100. Probably 100. Probably 100. Why are you doing that? Why? Clint's not in it anymore. Ben and Ellie.

It's 100, isn't it? It is not 100. That is ridiculous. I'm going to go 85%. Oh, that's exactly what I was going to do. Okay, well, we'll go 90 then if you're going to do that. Okay. Okay.

No, it's actually 78% of Kiwi women have admitted. 78? Yeah. Okay. 100! 100! Sorry.

I'm going to say 100. I'm going to say, you know, I've read a lot of surveys. 100. And you know what? 100. No, I've just talked

to a lot of women and you guys... How many people were surveyed? Three? I've talked to a lot of surveys. Hundreds. And you know what? A hundred. No, I've just talked to a lot of women and you guys... How many people were surveyed? Three? I've talked to a lot and every time this conversation

comes up between men and women, every lady likes to go, oh mate, every woman you've ever been with will have been faking it at some stage.

Probably true. You know? It's kind of a go-to, it's like a go-to thing. It's a go-to thing to tell people that. For women to say it to men, to men, just to slash their dreams, a guy goes, yeah, I think my partner's quite happy,

and they go, she'll be faking it. She won't always be happy, she'll definitely be faking it. That's savage. That is real savage. It's an interesting conversation, because it's not really something you talk about with the opposite sex that often. It's a touchy subject.

No, yeah. Isn't it? Whereas the same sex... There's a lot of about with the opposite sex that often. It's a touchy subject. No, yeah. Isn't it? Whereas the same sex. There's a lot of pride on the line. Exactly right. Whereas the same sex, you talk about it with your girlfriends a lot. Oh, I see what you mean. You know what I mean?

Outside of your relationship. Outside of your relationship. You gas bag with the girls. Yeah. Is that what you guys are talking about? Do you reckon, Ellie? We talk about that amongst girls. Yeah, no, we do.

Yeah, so watch out, guys. The boys don't. We don't have that chat, do we? No, we don't have that girls. Yeah, no, we do. Yeah, so watch out, guys. The boys don't. We don't have that chat, eh, Ben? No, we don't have that chat at all. Maybe last night. Yeah, what happened, Clint? She was so happy, mate. Oh, she was loving it.

It was the best three and a half minutes of her life. Except for the 12%, right? Except for the 12%, yeah. I wanted to know from people on 0800DIALZM, not people who are going to admit that they've done it because, I mean, obviously it's a lot. I want to know people who are currently in a relationship where they do it often.

Oh, okay. Where they pretend often. Do you reckon people will call for that? Probably not. But I hope there's a few brave people. Again, imagine if, oh, yeah. I'd like to hear from them. You can remain anonymous.

If you don't want to call, you can text us on 0800DIALZM. And if you want to admit that you lie and it happens often, why? Why not just tell them? Do you think it gets to a certain point and then you can't go back? Maybe. Well, we can ask these people when they call. Well, I want to know. 0800 dial ZM.

And if you are faking it and you want a fake name, that's fine too. We can do that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Do you plant all the way? Do you? Do you? Do you? Do you water the plant?

Yeah. Does your garden bear fruit? Yes. Bit of an adult conversation if you've just joined us, just as a little warning in case there's sensitive ears in the car. But Bree's asked a perfectly natural question. And I think we need to talk about it more often, I think. It would help everyone in the situation, I think,

because 78% of women in New Zealand have said on a survey they have pretended to fully plant the plant at one stage or another. Good for those 12 who have never had to pretend. Yeah, well, they're probably lying. That's why I said 100% before. Well, who knows? I don't know every female. The one that was interesting to me was the male one.

12% of males. 12% of males said maybe once they have. Yeah. Yeah, which is quite interesting. Nobody is willing to talk on the phone, but there have been quite a lot of text messages on this topic. Yeah, there's a lot of people texting through because we asked, are you someone who's been in a relationship for a long time

and have you pretended regularly in that relationship? Because I find that interesting. Like, can you keep up the act? Yeah, are you like constantly app act? You know? Yeah. Are you like constantly appraising your performance? Yeah. You're like, oh, that wasn't that believable. Next time I'll bring in like, next time I'll grab the sheets.

Yes. That's a good idea. Which is, which again, I mean, everyone's got their own motivation. But if you do that, he's going to go, or she is going to go, damn, I'm really nailing it. I am killing it. I've gotten better. And then guess what? It doesn't help.

I thought I'd gotten worse, but I've gotten better. Doesn't help you, doesn't help them. No. Does it in the end? Someone texted through and they said, I started off in the beginning pretending. It's now been four years. How the hell do I tell them four years on that I've pretended every single time?

Your whole relationship has been a lie. Oh, we've got someone on the phone. We've got someone who wants to talk. Oh, great. We're going to keep them anonymous. Hello, good afternoon. Welcome to ZM. Hello.

Hi, how are you? Great. Thanks for coming on to talk about this. I think it's something we probably need to get out in the open a bit more. What do you want to say on the topic, anonymous? Have you done this before? Yes, I have. Yeah, I've been in a relationship and I take it pretty much all the time. And how long have you been in the relationship

for? Six months now. Interesting. And have you ever thought, you know what, I'm going to be up front and honest with my partner. I'm just going to tell them. No, I'm not that mean. Yeah, but is it mean or is it just helpful? Well, he's been told that before, so he's quite sensitive about it. Yeah, it is such a sensitive topic. Yeah, but guess what?

Like I said, there's ego, there's emotion, there's pride involved, all that stuff. I'm not saying don't do it. I'm just saying it is a hotbed of emotions. Yeah, but guess what? If you've been told once before and then if you get told again, maybe you need to think, okay, I need to teach myself here. I'm doing something wrong. It's true.

It's true. I love the idea of teaching yourself. You're like, babe, we're not doing it tonight. I'm doing some solo training. People can be taught, babe. People can be taught, but anonymous. It's up to you and me To teach people Right And to educate them

That stat one more time What was it 78% of females Have one time or another Faked it And 12% of men Welcome to a discussion About flat rules

Actually you know what Everybody Welcome to a flat meeting Welcome to our flat meeting Thank you Is there drinks No no drinks at this flat meeting No drinks?

Well, someone else drank them all Okay Yeah, I think that was actually Ben Take it out of yourself He always drinks the free drinks out of the fridge Producer Ben, if a flatmate has got drinks in the fridge Will you drink them? Don't mind, at that point

If they're in the flat fridge If they're in the flat fridge Yeah, don't mind now At some point or another We have all been flatting, okay? And rules are important to make sure that the whole place doesn't turn into a festering,

violent sore, okay? People really dwell on things in a flat, don't they? Don't they? And they let it get bad. Whereas if there's a set of rules, then it's kind of like the law. You can look at it and go,

well, the rules clearly state, and you broke the rules, so... That flat sounds so fun. Some rules can make things smoother. I agree, you don't want too many. Yeah, true. The property website, oneroof.co.nz... Don't take a dump on the lounge room floor.

That's a great rule. That's a rule. That's a good rule. Are we all in agreeance? Are we on the list? Yeah. Okay, it's on the list. Oneroof.co.nz have published what they believe to be the definitive list of flat rules.

We're just going to go through them and see if we all agree Okay And we have to unanimously agree Okay Oh okay Alright We're part of a flat We all have to

Or is it majority rules? Majority rules Otherwise we're not going to get anywhere Okay First rule Don't eat someone else's Tim Tams Yep Fair

No that's fair Fair Or do But eat one out of the middle of the packet And then put them back in. No. Sneaky. So they won't find out for ages.

Rule number two, don't clip your nails in the same room as someone else having dinner. Yeah. Don't do that. You know what? Don't clip your nails anywhere other than your bathroom. Yeah, your space. If it's your bathroom or your room. Agree.

I had a flatmate once who used to do it in the lounge and he'd put his he'd put his foot inside a plastic bag and I'm like bro what are you up to he goes whoa I've got a bag

that is disgusting don't leave your washing in the washing machine for a week yeah don't do that people like that pass me off

or get around to hanging up hanging and washing up you lazy shit it stinks too. It stinks. And then they have to use the washing machine again.

You know what annoys me though is that I used to live in a flat where people would do that and then you'd throw their washing on the ground and then they get angry at you. I don't want bloody washing.

You're like, you're the one that left it in the washing machine. I'll chuck one in there too. Get your own washing basket. Yes. Yeah, good. And get your own clothes dryer.

Get your own, like a clothes horse? Yeah, yes. I thought you meant like a whole dryer. No, no, no, Yeah, good. And get your own clothes dryer. Get your own clothes, oh yeah, like a clothes horse? Yeah, yes. I thought you meant like a whole dryer. No, no, no, no, like a clothes horse.

Get your own washing line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Okay, no long showers. No, I'd say I'm a short showerer.

What's a long shower? Yeah, define long shower. I'll do 10 minutes in the shower. 10 minutes under short.

10? 10 minutes is definitely getting up there. It is. Yeah. But I think 10's a... 10. If we're saying 10...

10 max. As in that's how long you're in the bathroom for total. Three songs. That's fine. Three songs. Yeah, three songs. Three songs. 10's fine.

Yeah. But you get now the bathroom after that. Can't believe I got that over the line. Let's get to some more interesting ones. Don't use the dryer on a sunny day don't use the dryer unless it's an emergency oh see i don't care about this one yes environment oh okay you got me on the bloody environment you know what if you want to use your dryer to wash uh to dry sheets yeah i'm cool with that it's fine yeah towels i'm cool with that

okay cool sheets and towels. No one likes seeing clothes horses with double bed sheets draped over them. Yeah, that's so annoying. That's annoying for everyone. Take out the rubbish if it's full.

Oh, amen! Yes, 100%. People, it's like that episode of The Simpsons and they're like, when it falls over, that person has to take it out. And it happens though.

People just keep mounting it up and up and up and up and up and up. And pushing down. And then pushing down. And that's how the pyramids were created. Final rule for our flat. And we have to all be in agreeance on this rule.

Okay. No sleeping with each other. Nah, I can't agree to that one. Yeah, I may have gone into a relationship with a family. Oh yeah, you did. That's where Ellie Draws the line And to be fair I flat with my wife

So Yeah Yeah that would be Very awkward for you She's like I'm keen for that rule There you go There's the definitive rules

For flatting for New Zealand Glad we can all agree.