ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 23rd 2018

Episode Date: August 23, 2018

Clint’s money exchange issueHighest paid Hollywood actorsCan we get on board with the new BachelorOperation ‘Secret Fart’Birthday Banger!Should Bree buy her mother a gift?The Big Bang has been cancelledWhat’s the plot!Kumara Fries at McDonaldsHave you got a face tattoo?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Woo! Kia ora, New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. I don't want to talk it up, but the people are saying the greatest radio prank ever to be pulled off live on the air this morning.

Can you talk it down a little bit? Because that really is talking it up. No, I think it's one of the best. This morning we successfully executed a classic stitch up. That we were calling. What was the plan? Operation Secret Fart. Where essentially we changed out Fletch Vaughan and Megan's secret sound to a fart noise. Look, it involved a very early start and the payoff, well, it was a fart sound effect and it was very good. If you missed

it, we will play exactly what happened just after 4.30 this afternoon. There's also a video of how much work was put into it. We realise how ridiculous it is. It's a fart noise, but we executed it and it was great. The real secret sound, not

the secret fart. We'll go down at five o'clock this afternoon. 50 grand still hasn't been won. So if you need some money for the weekend and maybe you need $50,000, be listening. Next though, I've got a problem that involves. Sorry, I'm still laughing about the fart. That was me. I created that.

That's probably my best radio work yet. You have very few talents, but the ones that you do have, you're very good at. Next, I need help with something financial and I need it from you, Brie. Yes, I know what you're talking about. When the people need to come on board this. Well, or you could just help a friend out. Either way.

Oh, don't go down that road. Well, we'll try and figure it out together. If you want to bring the people into it, then that's fine. It just shows what kind of friend you are. We'll do it after Panic at the Disco. This is High Hopes. Bree and Clint, Thursday afternoon. Oh, the show song.

Yes, the show song. Turn it up. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. If you owe show song. Turn it up. Zed Am's brilliant, Clint. If you owe a mate some money, you'll know this feeling. Especially if you owe a mate some money after the weekend, you'll know the situation that I'm in at the moment. You've got yourself into a real predicament. Well, kind of.

But I have good friends and I have you. I could be the hero in this situation. You could. So I had my big boys weekend in Australia over the weekend. You spend how much money? Enough. You told me you spent. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. Three grand. I did not spend. I didn't say that. You said just over three grand all up. That's how much the trip costs. No, I did not say that. Don't try and paint me as some money bags over here.

Mate, you've got a Coru membership. You were in a Hummer limo and you sat literally on the field for the game for the All Blacks. Yeah, but behind the post. It wasn't halfway. And you owned a racehorse on that weekend. You're rich. We know. No. Because

this is why I'm coming to you. Because I need to save some money. Yeah, because you spent three and a half grand on your trip. See, now it's three and a half grand. When's it going to stop going up? So the weekend and the activities were paid for by one person over there and then he split up the bill afterwards. This is the guy that forgot to buy the tickets.

The guy who forgot to buy the tickets to the rugby, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so the bill is coming. I actually left some cash at his place before I left because like, oh, hopefully this will be enough to cover it

and we'll just, that'll be sweet. Left some Australian dollars, the cash that I had, just left it on the bench and came back. He forgot to factor in the price of the Hummer

that we rented. See, mate, you're not doing yourself any favours. No, no, no, no, no. I've explained to you the Hummer was logical. It was cheaper than taxis.

It was a life hack. So if you include that... And when else are you ever going to get to go on a Hummer? $3,800 for the weekend. Okay. It's an hour round trip to the stadium. No, an hour each way to the stadium if you want to go to the rugby in Sydney.

So you haven't paid him for the Hummer? I haven't paid him for that. It was only $80 each return. Return. That's like two $40 taxis. Mate, I'm not your wife. Stop trying to convince me. I think go for it.

I haven't paid him that $80. And he just sent the email before and he goes, oh, sorry, I just forgot this, but can you guys all pay me the $80? And he lives in Aussie, right? He lives in Aussie. And I didn't realise this, but I figured because I've got an ANZ bank account, Australia, New

Zealand, ANZ, you could just transfer money over. Turns out, no. I've had this same problem since moving here. Turns out, no. If you want to transfer money to someone who lives in Australia, you have to get a special code and do a special transfer and then you have to pay a fee as well. It's like 10 bucks. There's a lot of

life admin you have to go through. There's a lot of life admin, but I do know an Australian who still has an Australian bank account. Who? You. You. You. Oh, me. You could help me out with this.

Could I? You could solve my problems. And how could I do that, Clinton? You could, from your Australian bank account, you could transfer him $80. Yes. And then I'll just transfer the money into your New Zealand bank account and we'll just call it all square.

Right. And then no one has to pay a fee and everything's sweet. So I'm saving you money. Yeah, you would be. And then I'm paying $80 Australian dollars. Yeah. And then you would be giving me $80 New Zealand dollars? Oh, we can do the currency conversion.

It gets very messy. I don't know. It's like 90. It's very messy. I don't know. It's like 90. It's almost not. I'll give you, we'll call it 90. We'll call it 90. It's around about. Is it around about that?

Yeah. Yes, producer Ben? Have you done the math? Yeah, I've done the math. How much is it? So you said 90, right? Yeah. No, it's 80.

80 Australian. So it's 87 New Zealand. 87. Oh, you just missed out on making some extra money. I'll give you 87. I'll give you 87. You'll give me 87? Yeah, I'll give you 87.

If I go to the effort. Yeah. Go to the effort. Don't you just do it on your laptop? No, I don't remember my bank account details. Yeah, all right. And then I transfer it. Yeah, okay.

You do it for me. I guess I could. Thank you. And then I transfer it. Then you do it for me. I guess I could. Thank you. And I save you how much? You'll save me. Wait a minute. Because you called your bank and asked how much the transfer fee is. Yeah.

Isn't it like $9? Yeah. So technically you save $2 by me doing it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I've got to pay the currency conversion anyway. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, do you want to do it for me or not?

I'll just do the bank thing. If you're going to make that big a deal out of it, I just thought that you as a friend with an Australian account could help me out. Here, I will do it for you. No problem. You don't even have to pay me the 87 because I'm a good mate of yours and you can pay me the 80.

I'm fine with that. As long as you never mention me making you get a perm again. Oh. Oh. But I love complaining about the perm. Deal? Yeah, deal. Okay, lock it in.

You regret it, don't you? Yeah, I've still got the poo. Zinian's brain clamped. Off the back of last week, Forbes released the highest paid actress list in Hollywood. Oh, yeah. Which Scarlett Johansson was topping the list this year. Is she? Yeah, because she was in The Avengers.

And that is like ridiculous, that franchise. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, because she was in the Avengers and that is like ridiculous, that franchise. Yeah. Crazy. But she wasn't the only, she wasn't even the main character in Avengers. Yeah, that's how much those people are making. Right, okay. Crazy. Anyway, off the back of that, they've released this week the highest paid Hollywood actors.

Oh, the men. The men for the latest 12 months. Okay. Interesting to see. Some people have made the list which haven't been on the list for a long time. Yeah. Like Will Smith. Oh.

He's back in the list. He's number six with $57 million. What's he done? He did that Netflix movie. Oh, that's right. Didn't see it. Yeah, didn't see it actually. He's done a few things.

I love Will Smith. I love Will Smith too. He's running a very, very good social media game at the moment. Yeah, he's doing really well, isn't he? He's just travelling the world and getting a friend to video everything he does, and it's awesome. Also making the list, Avengers actors Robert Downey Jr., who is Iron Man, and Chris Hemsworth, the Aussie,

and Chris Evans all made the top ten. Then we've got Jackie Chan sitting at number five. Jackie Chan made the list. 61.2 million. What's Jackie Chan done? He would do a lot of movies that you probably wouldn't see, I reckon. Right. He's the highest paid non-American on the list.

Yeah. And in the top two, who do you reckon is number one? Have you seen it? No, I haven't seen it. Do you want me to guess who's number one? Yeah. seen it? No, I haven't seen it. Do you want me to guess who's number one? Yeah. Is it The Rock? He's number two.

Oh. So Dwayne The Rock Johnson, he did that massive movie Jumanji, the reboot. Yeah, and Skyscraper. It went huge. And Fast and the Furious. Everything else. The Tooth Fairy and all that. Yeah, The Rock's day care.

He got $162 million in the last 12 months. $162 million? But George Clooney, my friend, tops the list at number one as the highest paid actor in Hollywood, making $326 million over the past 12 months. What has he done? Well, he's done, he was in that reboot, Ocean's 8. No, he wasn't. Oh no, he was involved with it,

sorry. Oh, okay. He was involved with that whole remake and he also does those Nespresso ads which he gets paid a packet for. Bullshit. You're getting $300 million from Nespresso. Mate, I don't know, but he's getting paid a lot of money. But, the thing that I found the most interesting,

right? Yeah. The list from last week, the highest paid actresses. Yeah. Scarlett Johansson was in $40.5 million. She's the number one. Yeah. George Clooney, highest paid actor, $326 million. Oh. The pay gap difference.

Yeah. $285.5 million. Far out. But that's not the thing that shocked me the most. Yeah. So I took the top 10 females, combined all of their earnings, which came to $186 million for the entire top 10 female actresses. Every woman on the top 10 doesn't even equal the man who's at the top.

It's just over half of what the top male actor is earning. How good's that Nespresso contract, eh? Yeah, hold on to that one, George. Scarlett Johansson. I think Scarlett Johansson could probably play George Clooney in a movie. George Clooney's inside! Are you watching Australian Bachelor, Brie? I haven't.

It's on my list. I'm still finishing off Season 3 UK Love Island. Give up. Give up on Love Island. On TVNZ On Demand. Season 3? Yeah. So it's not even the latest season.

It's an old one. I've finished that one. Oh, no, get rid of it. Watch Bachelor. Yeah, I think I should change. It's so good. Yeah. And I'm not a huge Bachelor fan.

In fact, the only Bachelor I've. It's so good. Yeah. And I'm not a huge Bachelor fan. In fact, the only Bachelor I've ever watched is the New Zealand one. One episode of the Australian one and I'm like, oh shit, this is what The Bachelor's meant to be about. He's good value, isn't he? He's really good value. Last night, me and Lucy, my wife, watched the first episode. What did she think of him? So she saw him come on and she's a hardcore Bachelor.

She's watched all the Bachelor Australias, all the Bachelor New Zealand. She's watched Bachelorette. She's watched Bachelor New Zealand. She's watched Bachelorette. She's watched Bachelor in Paradise. She's a Bachelor connoisseur. She's a Bachelor connoisseur. And he comes on the screen and she goes, Not for her?

These are her words. He better have a good personality because so far I'm not sold. I hope she doesn't mind me saying that. But then, like on cue after that, he opened his mouth, and this is what came out. I'm Nick Cummins. Some call me the Honey Badger. And I'm the Flamin' Bachelor.

I am. I'm the Bachelor. What a legend. What a legend. And straight out of that, she goes, I'm in. Sold me. He, if you don't know him, he's a former Wallabies player. So he played for the Wallabies as a rugby player,

played for Western Force. But now he does those ads for tradie undies. Now he does ads for undies, in his undies. My mate, one of my really good mates, Tanya, actually filmed a few ads with him about six months ago. Yeah. And they filmed these ads for Samsung, the TV or whatever. And I was like, oh, what's he like?

And she was like, oh, he's a really good bloke. And then she actually let it slip to me that he was in talks with doing The Bachelor. Oh, okay. And I was like, oh, as if that's ever going to happen. Next minute he is. He's awesome. Yeah.

Did she hook up with him? No, she had a boyfriend. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there is an interesting cast of women on the show. His ex is on the show. His ex-girlfriend's on the show. Or ex-fling is on the show.

Ex-hookup. Yeah. Ex-late night rendezvous. They don't say that, but you can tell what it is. Yeah, men are at a nightclub. The thing... Men are at a gym, actually. Okay, is. Met her at a nightclub. The thing... Met her at a gym, actually. Okay.

Is that the name of the nightclub? Sounds fun. There's one thing about Australian Bachelor, though, that's completely different to any of the other ones that have been. And that's, other than roses, he also gives out a key to the bachelor pad. Yeah, this is brand new. They haven't done this before.

It's a weird concept. So what is it? Every time there's a rose ceremony. No, no. Not from what I take. There's one key and you win it and then you can use it whenever you want. But the key lets you go into his room,

which is so creepy. I mean, you know what's going on. Is it just to spend more time with him? That's what they say, yeah, yeah. To form a stronger connection. I never go to someone that I'm interested in. I never go to their bedroom just to spend more time with them? That's what they say, yeah, yeah, to form a stronger connection. Like I never go to someone that I'm interested in. I never go to their bedroom just to spend some more time. No, you don't.

Like for the first time, you know what I mean? But also when you're dating them, do you show up at their house unannounced with a key? That's the other part of it. Yeah, don't give it to the ex. Don't give it to the ex. Don't give it to the energy healer. Is there an energy healer?

There's an energy healer, yeah, yeah. You could give it to the energy healer. Is there an energy healer? There's an energy healer, yeah, yeah. You could give it to the Russian chick, but I am a little bit concerned that she's a spy slash assassin and she could kill a man with her private parts. Dasha. Dasha from Russia. Yeah, her sister was actually going to be on the show, but she was busy.

Doing what? Running the sleigh back at Santa's workshop. If you haven't seen it. Oh, the producers are shaking their head. busy. Doing what? Running the sleigh back at Santa's workshop. If you haven't seen it... Oh, the producers are shaking their heads. Come on! I'm just letting you have that one. Come on! If you haven't seen it, it's definitely worth a watch. Worth a watch? Yeah, it's pretty

good. We should put bets on. I love putting bets on who we think will win. You want to have a sweepstake? Yeah, sweepstake. Cool. After that joke, you get Dasha. They're already writing it up as the greatest radio prank ever executed in New Zealand. I mean, it's going to go down in the history books. It was amazing. I mean, look, it was stupid.

But we all got a good laugh. Well, we got a very good laugh out of it. And we're talking about Operation Secret Fart. A couple of weeks ago, you came on the show and you said that you created your own secret sounds and I swapped them out behind the scenes and we played fart noises. Yeah. And it was great.

It was, in hindsight, pretty funny. Good fart gig. But I didn't like that you weren't in on it. And I thought, we need to do it again as a team, as a duo. And I said, do you want to get Fletch, Vaughan and Megan with Operation Secret Fart? And I said, of course I do. You were on board straight away.

Behind the scenes, the amount of work that went into this was ridiculous. Yeah. So the plan was to change the sound on Fletch, Vaughan and Megan's button bar, which is the system here in the studio. So instead of playing the secret sound, we played a fart noise. A completely original fart noise created by your mouth. I created it. Should I try and do it live? Yeah.

No, let's play. Let's just do it. This was the fart that we created yesterday. Totally original. It just peaks at the right moment. Just the right point. Just when you think it's about to peter out, it really re-injects itself with a little bit of energy as well.

It's great. Yeah. So we came in early this morning. What time did we get here? Like 7.30? 7.30 in the morning, yeah. And we were hiding behind the scenes and I love the behind the scenes stuff. Producer Ben, Producer Ellie, everyone

was here. The whole team was here. Soundkeeper Gary was in on it. The whole team was here. Producer Ben behind the scenes. Fletch, Vaughn and Megan start doing the secret sound on air and as they were doing that, Producer Ben has switched out the actual secret sound for the secret fart.

And this is what happened. Soundkeeper Annabelle, good morning. Good morning. Well, the extended sound is out because we're getting you a puppy. Definitely not complaining about that. Now, here is the extended secret sound. Who's done that? I wonder why Brie and Clint were here early.

I saw them out there and I don't think they meant for me to see them out there. Who's done that? I wonder why Brie and Clint were here early. I saw them out there and I don't think they meant for me to see them out there. Who's done that? Secret fart. Secret fart. Operation secret fart. You've got got. Was that worth coming into work at 8am? You guys had to wake up early and come in in traffic for a fart noise.

Me, mission secret fart has gone to air. You do not know how much work has gone into that. What a success. Come on. gone into that. What a success. Come on. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you, guys. 100% worth it.

Coming in early. That is the result of days of fart planning. Operation Secret Fart, success. What a success. I mean, greatest radio prank ever? Probably not. But we executed it. And if you want to see the behind-the-scenes video of how much effort and work went into this ridiculous prank.

We were terrified. It was so scary. We were like, oh, no, they're going to cotton on to us. They're going to listen to it beforehand. There were so many things that could go wrong, and if you want to see the video, head to the Bree and Clint Facebook page or head to Bree and Clint Instagram. It's all going up as we speak.

You can see the ridiculousness take place. Oh, it's good. You can play Secret Sound, the real Secret Sound, if you know what it is, if you can identify this sound right here, not the fart. At 5 o'clock, you can win yourself $50,000. I was going to say

it wouldn't be really a game with the fart because it's pretty easy to recognize. It's fairly self-explanatory. 10 minutes time. Your chance to guess the extended secret sound. This one here. Oh, it's longer. It's twice as long as it was before, and it's worth $50,000.

If you know what it is, you can call us. What are you laughing at? Are you still laughing at the fart? No, just your description. Oh, it's longer. It's twice as long. Oh, now I get it. It's bigger.

But some say it's just as hard. Let's do birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. That was good from you, mate. Thank you. I liked that one.

That makes up for your... No, we don't need to revisit jokes that didn't work today. No, don't. Let's not do that. All right, if you haven't heard this before, we get you guys to call in and we figure out what song was topping the charts on your 16th birthday. We all reminisce and then we play one of those songs in full. Danielle, welcome to the show.

Hi, Dani. Hi. Yeah, hi. What's your birthday? The 14th of June, 1990. Okay, Danielle, you were 16 in 2006 on the 14th of June and back on that day, this was top of the charts. Oh, Niles Barkley.

CeeLo Green. What's funny about that? You don't like it? Oh, definitely isn't a favourite, but anyway, we'll see about the other ones. What would you have preferred? What would have come out of there that could have made you happy?

Oh, I don't know. Just not, maybe not that one. Just anything but that. I love your honesty, Danny. I love it. One year we might change the criteria and it might be your 18th birthday, but from now on, that's your birthday banger. Let's your honesty, Danny. I love it. One year we might change the criteria and it might be your 18th birthday, but from now on, that's your birthday banger. Let's go

to Tanya. Hello, Tanya. Hello. What's your birthday? 17th of January, 1989. Okay, Tanya, you were 16 in 2005 on the 17th of January. Drop it like it's hot. Yeah, girl. Now we're talking, Tanya. How's that? It could be worse. Do you remember that on your 16th birthday, Tanya? I do. Okay, just wait on one second. No one's loving their birthday bangers so far.

Tanya, would you have preferred to get Snoop Dogg, Drop It Like It's Hot? Oh, my gosh. What's really actually weird is I was going to say probably Snoop Dogg. Whoa! What are the odds? I honestly was going to say that but here we are. That's crazy.

Here we are. That's her song. Yeah. Anyway, let's go to Stephanie. Hello, Stephanie. Hi. Let's round it out this afternoon. What's your birthday?

It's the 12th of June, 1983. Okay, Steph, you were 16 in 1999 on the 12th of June, 1983. Okay, Steph, you were 16 in 1999 on the 12th of June. And back in the 90s, this was top of the charts. Drop it. Stephanie, we've had two people disappointed with their birthday bangers. How do you feel about it? It's pretty good.

It's pretty good, right? And guess what? Drop It Like It's Hot is pretty good there too. Oh, you're liking Drop It Like It's Hot. I think this one beats it. Ross Boss is away today. Yeah.

I... Yeah. What did we play the other day that he wasn't happy about? Um, I don't know. We've played some old school stuff lately. The only one he got

really angry at was Celine Dion. Yeah, which he turned off. Are we doing Backstreet Boys? A hundred percent we're doing Backstreet Boys. Yes. Stephanie, we're going to play your birthday banger, okay?

Woohoo! Thank you. All right. Nice work, Steph. You are my fire. All together now. Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger. I want it that way. Because I want it that way. Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger. It's the Backstreet Boys.

How good. How hot were the Backstreet Boys? Who did you like the most? I probably always wanted to be Nick. Yeah, Nick Carter was hot. Yeah. And so was his brother. Aaron. Aaron Carter. Yeah, things went a bit off for him. Yeah, Nick Carter was hot. Yeah. And so was his brother. Aaron.

Aaron Carter. Yeah, things went a bit off for him. Yeah, poor Aaron. I spoke to him a couple of years ago, actually. Did you? Yeah, he's releasing music. Did he ask to borrow some money? Yeah, he did.

I gave it to him. He was a nice bloke. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Why do I always get worried when we get my mum on the phone? Well, do you want... Yeah, okay. Yeah, so this weekend, let's bring her on. Let's bring her on.

Are you there, Mama Di? Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. How are you, Mama Di? Oh, better that I'm talking to you too. All right. Well, she's buttering us up for something.

I don't know what it is. Hey, Mum, happy birthday for this weekend. I'm coming to Australia for your 60th. Brianna, I told you on the invitations it's a celebration of family and friends. Yeah, for your... There's no mention of numbers. For the 60th year of your life. No, Brianna.

Brianna. No. You should be a... Fair dinkum. No. Studgy subject. Mum, you don't look a day over 59. Oh, excuse me.

Don't worry. Anyway. Because you're a twin, aren't you, Mumadai? Yes, I am And I'm the quiet one The number's not going to come out again Because no one will be able to afford 120 candles

Oh Mike You're really skating on thin ice We're just joking Mum We needed to get you on this afternoon Clint and I have been having a bit of a debate behind the scenes here. I understand that your wonderful daughter, Brianna, is going to make the flight across the

ditch, especially for your birthday. Exactly, and I'm absolutely thrilled, and the other daughter's coming from Newcastle. Yeah, beautiful, and that's the way it should be. You're the matriarch of the family. This is what needs to happen. Now, she did mention, though, I said to her,

oh, what are you getting your mum for her birthday? And she said, oh, nah, nah, nothing. I've got to pay for my flights. That's what my mum said. So these were her words. My presents will be my present. And I just wanted to ask, because it's your birthday, how do you feel about that, genuinely?

In your heart of hearts, Mama Di, how do you feel about the fact that it's your big occasion and her attendance is the gift? Oh, absolutely no problem at all. I think that's awesome. Come on. I mean, it's her 60th. She's not going to remember if I got her a present. No, Brianna, I'm getting

really not happy about that. Look, look, look, look. She's known about this birthday for a long time. And yet, flights are expensive and sometimes that's fine. But if we were talking about just a regular birthday, then that'd be different. This is the big occasion. This is the big occasion.

This is the big 6-0. Surely you have to say you don't want anything. But deep down, be honest. You want something, don't you? No, I honestly would just, no, just that would be great. What about a nice new pair of sunglasses? Oh, well, I could always do with something. Something to do with Ed Sheeran or... Yeah, what about a signed Ed Sheeran CD?

Oh, God. Oh, that'd be awesome. Don't start her. What about a framed Darren Lockyer Queensland Rugby League jersey? Oh, God. Oh, no, Cameron Smith. Cameron Smith's her favourite. That would be absolutely wonderful.

What about a mobility scooter? Oh, Brianna. They're worth a lot of money. I know where I'm going to put that mobility scooter. Okay, so you reckon genuinely no prison is fine and that's totally okay? Exactly. I do feel bad, though. And ask any mother.

Yeah, and a lot of mums would. Exactly. I do feel bad, though. And ask any mother. Ask any mother. Yeah, and a lot of mums would say that, but I feel bad, mum. It is your big 6-0 and I feel like I need to get something for you. Oh, Brianna. You're going to be uninvited shortly. I'm going to get something for you. You're not going to come. I know you can sing Grease because we're doing Vietnamese karaoke,

so you can sing Grease. Yeah, I forgot to mention that. My mum's 60th birthday is at a Vietnamese restaurant. Karaoke restaurant. We're doing Vietnamese karaoke, so you can sing Greek. Yeah, I forgot to mention that. My mum's 60th birthday is at a Vietnamese restaurant. Karaoke restaurant. That turns into a karaoke bar. Okay, hey, we just had to get the official word from you, okay? And you'll have you with no present. We'll let you go.

Have a fantastic weekend, okay? Awesome, guys. Love you. Miss you. All right, see you tomorrow for your 60th. Oh, Brianna. Oh, yeah, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone.

That's her word. Now I want to try and get a little bit of reality here. I feel like my presence is enough. I feel like you've really undercooked this. I'm a very expensive gift, mate. I feel like you've copped out. I'm a very expensive present. I feel like you really should do the right thing,

pick her up something at duty free and take it to her birthday. I have said this to her, but she keeps saying, don't get anything. 0800 dial ZM this afternoon. Oh no, I'm going to get roasted. 9696. Very simple. Is Bree's presents actually enough of a present? Or is it a cop out?

And you know who I'd love to hear from? The mum. I'd love to hear from an actual mum who wants to tell the truth and go and say, you know what? Screw it. Do you know how many presents we've bought you over the years? You owe us something. What? You're saying blow this thing wide open.

Blow this conspiracy wide open that no present on a mum's birthday is the fine thing to do, okay? I'm ready. Bring it on, guys. I'm ready to hear it. 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. Let's get the truth for one. ZDM's Brie and Clint. This weekend is Mama

Di, Brie's mum's big birthday. She doesn't want us to say what the occasion is, but let's say it's one of the ones with a zero on the end. And there's a six. Oh, I went too far, didn't I? I gave it away. Well, unless she's a hundred and six. Yeah, you gave it away.

And Bree has decided that in her infinite wisdom that her presence is enough of a gift for this special occasion. You're just going to show up with nothing. I have to fly from here, New Zealand, all the way over to Aussie. It costs me a fair bit. And then I have to pay for accommodation while I'm there. Yeah. I'm staying with my brother.

Yeah. I feel like I said to my mum, because I wanted to get her something, because it's a big birthday, and she goes, no, your presents is enough. Don't play the martyr. Don't be like,

don't pretend you had grand plans of buying her a gift, and oh, she just won't let me. You would have gone, you don't want anything for your birthday. And she would have gone, no, I love let me. You would have gone, you don't want anything for your birthday. And she would have gone, no, I love you. And you would have gone, cool, lock it in. That's all I needed. We're asking the question this afternoon,

is Bree's presence actually enough of a present for this occasion? And I'd love to hear from some actual mums on this. When mums say that, are they being truthful? Yeah. We're about to find out. That's what we're trying to find out. Robin has texted and she said always buy a present. I'm a

mother of three. I love this text where someone said saying you don't want a gift is a polite way of saying you want a big expensive billion dollar yacht. Yeah. Do you want to hear an emotional one? Yeah. Oh no. Hi Brian Clint emotional one? Yeah. Oh, no.

Hi, Brian Clint. Oh, no. I'm a mum and there is always a very small part of me that would like to receive something on my birthday from my son. Just as an acknowledgement of the day. It doesn't have to be expensive, just something small. I've given up thinking about it now, though, because it hurts too much. Oh, no.

Bite. I do have some macaroni in the cupboard. I could make a card. Yeah, that'll fix everything. Zinzi. Zinzi? Yes, hi. Hi Zinzi. What do you reckon? Is Brie's attendance at the birthday enough of a gift? Okay, so Brie, of course

every mum's going to say you're more than enough and you know that's enough for me. But it's her 60th birthday. It's very special and although you're enough I think deep inside she would love to see something from you like a bouquet of flowers or maybe a perfume from duty free and wait till you see that smile on her face I mean it's just gonna light up and you're gonna be so much more happier I do like that idea of getting it duty free do you think she'd like a bottle of vodka that I can also drink?

You know what? Yeah. Tequila, whatever. What's your mum's opinion on giant Toblerones? I think she would love anything from you, but it should be very meaningful as well. So maybe, I don't know, does she like makeup? You can go to Australia and give her a makeup tutorial

and take her out for dinner. Oh, there's so many good suggestions. There are so many things you can do. And those are great ideas, Zinzi. And I hate that I have to walk through duty free where all these things are. Where the gifts are. Helen, what do you reckon?

Is Bree okay just to show up without a gift? Absolutely not. Come on, Helen. Imagine if she came to your birthday and she had nothing for you. Yeah, I'd be pissed off. You would be pissed off. Absolutely.

But it's different, Helen. Like, I'm a gift. Yeah, I'd be pissed off. You would be pissed off. Absolutely. But it's different, Helen. Like, I'm a gift. Like, I was a gift to the world. Like, I came out of it. I think that's true, but I still get my mum a present. Yeah, that's true. Because you just call yourself a gift to the world. I meant, like, when I was born, she looked at me as a gift to the world. Right. Yeah, but she's been able to give me presents

for the future. Is there a return pass for this? Can I send it back? What about a pair of Gucci loafers? Does your mum own any Gucci? Well, she's turning 60. It's a big occasion. Mate, how much do you think? Are you getting paid more than me here or what?

No, but, you know, it's an option. You know? Imagine if you rock up with those. Finally, George, what's the deal? Is it okay if Bree shows up empty-handed to her mum's 60th birthday? It's definitely not okay. I'm coming from the father.

I am sick of birthday cards, ugly T-shirts I'll never wear. I know how much money I give you every week. Save some of that money. Buy Dad a box. You know, buy Dad something good. Buy Dad a box. A box of what, chicken? And Brie, you said that you're their gift. Actually, they gave you the gift of life. a box. A box of what? Chicken? What? I think, yeah. And Bree,

you said that you're their gift. Actually, they gave you the gift of life, so. Oh, God damn it.

Now I've got to buy her a bottle of vodka, some socks, and a stripper. Yeah, there you go. George, mate,

you have really, you've really sewed it up really well there and we thank you for it. If anybody works at like a gift store or. Guys, I'm leaving because I've got to go buy some gifts.

Has a catalogue available, send it over. If the good people at Gucci are listening, send the price list over. The vodka's looking good. ZDM's brilliant, Clint. Some news for you, some good news. Something you're going to be very happy about. I like good news. I need something good.

Yeah. This, like, some people won't be happy with it, but you will be. Okay. It was announced today that the 12th season of the Big Bang Theory will be the final. I saw this, and I'm not going to lie, I did a little jig. There will be no new Big Bang Theory after season 12. Sheldon and the gang are packing up their atomic colliders and heading off into the sunset.

I've no idea what any of that you just said meant. Weirdly, it's one of those shows that you either love or you hate, right? I think I hate it because I'm not smart enough to get the jokes. Oh, no, I don't think that. Okay. You're like, no, it just sucks. Did you know that people refer to it as the modern day friends? No.

Yeah, they do. Don't. No. Well, it kind of is. No, it's not. It is because it's consistent. It's long running. It makes money.

And it costs about the same amount to make. Did you know each episode of The Big Bang Theory cost $9 million to produce? Are you? Yeah, because of how much they pay all those actors. Half of that $9 million goes to pay the actors, yeah. That is craziness. You will have kittens when you hear this.

So there's three main stars. They can sort of Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny. How can I forget Penny? So hot. As the three main ones. The rest of them get paid well. Those three get a million dollars each per episode. Per episode.

For what? For making that? For making a 22-minute television show with a laugh track. I just can't. I can't. A million dollars an episode. And I know there'd be people listening who absolutely love it, but I'm sorry.

It sucks. Well, get this. There's 24 episodes in a season and they're getting a million dollars an episode. That is ridiculous. Leonard alone, before the season goes to air, is already worth $50 million. How about that? How is a TV show? I must be the only person on planet Earth that doesn't like that show

because it must be that popular for them to be paid that amount of money. Someone has to be watching it. What are your thoughts on it? No, I hate it as well. Zinni is Brie and Clint. It's time for a game of What's the Plot? And you know it's serious because Brie just stood up and did her pants up. She did the fly on her jeans up and redid the dome.

I am a sad human. She's here to play. Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie

based on just the plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Very simple game. Brie is calling on her superior knowledge of film to get her another win. 6-0. Six games to nil at the moment. I've got no other talents. This is it. Don't take it from me. You go head to head with the people of New Zealand.

To take the point, all you need to do is buzz in with your name. You don't have to wait for me to finish the plot line. You can go whenever you want. All right. It's as simple as that. You know I'm serious because I'm standing and I never stand. Best of three. Okay.

It's a best of three series. Laura, you represent the people first. Hi, Laura. Do you understand the rules? Hi, yeah. Okay. Have you heard best of three series. Laura, you represent the people first. Hi, Laura. Do you understand the rules? Hi, yeah. Okay. Have you heard this game before, Laura? I have, yeah.

Are you a movie person? Yeah, I am, yeah. I'm going to take you down. I love it, Laura. Good action. Bring it on, bring it on. Movie number one. Shout out your name as soon as you think you know the movie.

Shallow, rich, and socially successful, our star is at the top of her Beverly Hills High School pecking scale. Seeing herself as a match. Bree? Bree. Wild Child? Wild Child is incorrect. Seeing herself as a... Oh, sorry.

Laura. Laura gets a guess. You get a free guess, okay? If you get it wrong, we'll continue with the plot. Okay. Is it Mean Girls? It is not Mean Girls. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other.

Laura. Oh, yeah. Is it Clueless? Oh, it is Clueless. Clueless is correct. Yes. Nice work, Laura. Thank other. Laura. Oh, yeah. Is it Clueless? Oh, it is Clueless. Clueless is correct. Yes. Nice work, Laura. Thank you, Laura.

You take the first point for the people. Next up, Michaela. Oh, God. How did I miss that? Bye. Hi, Michaela. No pressure, but if you take this point, it's game over. Okay.

No pressure. No pressure, except heaps of pressure. This will be the first win ever. All right, Producer Ben, settle down. Movie number two. Oh, come on. A rising journalist hits a serious bump in the road after a one-night stand with an irresistible...

Brie. Brie. Knocked up. Knocked up is correct. Yes! Sorry, Michaela, it's not your day. Sorry, Michaela. Okay.

She clinches one back. Cam. Hello. It's tie break, okay? It's all on you. Okay, no pressure. Can you be the saviour for the people, Cam? Would you have got that last one?

Would you have got Knocked Up? Unfortunately, I wouldn't have. Ooh. Okay, that's okay. It means nothing. Come on. Movie number three for the win. Cam, you yell out Cam as soon as you're ready, okay?

I want to give you the opportunity here. Oh, God. Come on. A married couple are forced to assume mundane lives as Bob and Helen Parr after all... Brie. Oh, Brie. Oh, Brie. Oh, no, it's going to be a guess.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I know, it's wrong. Is incorrect. Cam, you get a free guess. There will be people in their cars yelling this one out. I know, I know. Can you just close your laptop, please, to make sure we're safe?

My hands are behind my back. I know, I know. I just want to make sure. Okay. Cam, free guess. Where Have the Morgans Gone? Where Have the Morgans Gone? Where Have the Morgans Gone is not a movie. No, I've never heard of it.

It could be a movie. No, that's what I was thinking of too, Cam. Is it a real movie? Yeah, it's a new one, right, Cam? Incorrect. And I'm sorry, I'll carry on with the plot. You're both still in the game. Oh, God, come on. Oh, my God.

After all activities have been banned by the government, while the husband loves his wife and kids, he longs for a return to a life of adventure and he gets a chance when summoned to an island. Bree. Summoned to an island? Is it... Oh, what's that movie?

Nah, I got nothing. You got nothing? Got nothing. Cam, free guess. Inner Space. Inner Space is incorrect. He gets his chance when summoned to an island to battle an out-of-control robot.

Soon, Mr. Incredible... Brie. The Incredibles. The Incredibles is correct. You only got it because I said Mr. Incredible. And I'm not happy with the win. Sorry, Cam. Cam, you did your best, okay?

That was a crappy win. Sorry. It's all right. Oh, he was apologising to the people. It's all right. I think I heard the sound of his keyboard in the background at one point there. ZD is brilliant, Clint.

We spoke about a couple of weeks ago how McDonald's over in Aussie were bringing in the all-day menu actually all day so you can get

a Big Mac for breakfast. Yeah. And you can get anything you want on the menu because that's what you need at no matter what time. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, it could be like, you know, 4am and you want a Big Mac. Well, I love choice. It's great. I love choice. I'm pretty sure you can get a Big Mac at 4am. Can you? Yeah. No, yeah. Yeah, well it could be like you know, 4am and you want a Big Mac. Well, I love Choice. It's great. I love Choice. I'm pretty sure you can get a Big Mac at 4am. Can you? Yeah. No, yeah, you can.

What time does the breakfast menu kick in? 5.30, I think. Right. And we did some digging because we wanted to know is it coming to New Zealand? Yeah. And McDonald's New Zealand kind of danced around it. Well, my insider Patty. Yeah, that's right. That's a real insider,

by the way. That's her real name. What did she say again? My McDonald's insider, Patty. You should meet Patty. Oh, mate. Great buns. Oh, no. She's a saucy minx.

All right, yes. I don't know if we could both see her. I don't know if she'd let us. Oh, my God. Are you done? Are you done? I'm making all the jokes. You need to catch up.

I was going to say. I don't know where these are coming from. I'm part of your brain that you never use Just a bit of cheese Oh jeez What did she actually say? Oh now we're in the right pickle I think I've done every ingredient in a Big Mac It's okay I think I've done every ingredient in a Big Mac

Oh my god She said the menu's not coming That's right in the... Oh, my God. She said the menu's not coming. That's right. She said all day menu's not coming. I'm really sorry. No, you're good. I'm really sorry. You've had a big day.

We got up early to do Secret Fart with Fletcher and Megan. It's been a long day. Anyway. Say what you wanted to say. Anyway, I saw on the internet that kumara fries are actually available at McDonald's. Yeah. Wait, don't get excited. It's not here.

It's in Amsterdam. Yeah. In Sweden. Mm. And. Those stoners get everything. We wanted to look into it to see if it was going to come here to NZ. Mm-hmm.

We want the kermere fries. Well, I want them. I have another statement from Patty, if you would like it. What has Patty said? My McDonald's insider. She says, New Zealand was actually ahead of the curve and had sweet potato wedges on the menu a few years ago. That's right.

Didn't we? I don't remember that at all. Anyway, apparently we did. We don't have plans to bring sweet potato back to our menu, but it's great that people are embracing the humble sweet potato globally. So it's not coming. Paddy, it's kumara. In New Zealand, Paddy, it's kumara.

It's kumara. ZDM's brilliant clip. The MTV VMAs are on. Yes. Did you watch any of it? No, I missed it this year. You missed it? I watched The Bachelor instead.

Hey, no, that's a pretty good show. It's very good. Yes. Did you watch any of it? No, I missed it this year. You missed it? I watched The Bachelor instead. Oh. Hey, no, that's a pretty good show. It's very good. You missed out on Kevin Hart. When he got up to present an award, he was roasting all of the rappers. Oh, okay. And he was roasting them about their face tattoos.

Have a listen. A lot of people here that I love tonight. We got Lil Pump. We got Lil Xan. These are also the reasons that your 12-year-old cousin wants a face tattoo. Stop writing on your goddamn face. Who can't write the legend? Stop writing on your face.

It's stupid. You're not going to get a job if this shit don't work out. Stop it. How right is he? I mean, yeah, if you're not a musician, it would be hard to get a job with some face tattoos. If you're not a musician, a tattoo artist or a barista, your job prospects are very limited once you ink your face. I looked into who would be the rappers that would have been there

that actually have facial tattoos. Yeah. We've got Post Malone. Yes, notorious for his face tattoos. He's got a barbed wire headband and then Always Tired. Recently, underneath his eyes, Always Tired, which went absolutely viral. There's Kylie Jenner's baby daddy, Travis Scott. He's got some facial tattoos.

And also Kylie Jenner's ex-boyfriend, Tyga. Oh. How's Tyga still getting an invite? He was there, apparently. Offset, Cardi B's husband. He's got tattoos on his face. Lil Xan, which is Noah Cyrus' new boyfriend. I think you just say Lil Xan.

Lil Xan. Yeah. 21 Savage. I think his name is Lil Xan. I've never heard of the guy. I think his official name is Zom I've never heard of the guy I think his official name is Little Zom Never heard of him 21 Savage Mrs. Punditol

Sorry, 21 Savage Yeah, he's got them Smoke Herb, Little Pum Anyway, there's a ton of rappers kicking around That have facial tattoos these days Yeah, yeah Do any of your mates have a face tattoo? No, I've got some friends with like tattoos that come out of their shirt

and up their neck a little bit. So like some neck tattoos? Yeah, but a neck tattoo which is going on. No one who's gone on the face. And I'm excluding like moko and stuff like traditional Maori tattoo. Right, yeah. That sort of thing. Other than that, no, I don't have any friends who have gone the whole hog

and gone face. One of my mates who's a makeup artist, her fiance has a ton of face tattoos. Heaps. Anyway, she got really annoyed one time because they can't get in anywhere. No one lets them in. Oh, like clubs and restaurants and stuff?

Well, restaurants, yes, but clubs when they want to go out, you know, for a night out, they don't let them in. Anyway, because she's a makeup artist, now she just covers them all up. She just thin Lizzie's whole face. Literally. Oh, that's genius. And they get in everywhere.

It's amazing. That's the thing you've got to think about before you tattoo your face. I mean, you've got to do what you want. It's your life. And my motto is whatever makes you happy, do it, so long as you're not hurting anyone else. And you're not with your tattoos, although you might be hurting your parents' feelings, but they'll get over it eventually. They'll get over it.

Just you've got to think about that when you go for the face. It's very permanent. And it hurts. And you can't control other people's prejudices too. And you shouldn't have to think about it. But if it's going to mean you can't get a job or you can't get into a- It kind of impacts your life, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine travelling through airport security in the States. Yeah. I mean, people judge these days very quickly. And I mean, someone could have face tattoos and be a lovely person. I'm sure they are. But we want to ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, do you have a face tattoo and why?

Yeah. We want to know the reasons. Maybe it's just because you like it. And what's it of? And what's it of? Did you get that All Blacks logo tattooed on your cheek after the World Cup win? That'd be a cool one. That'd be the coolest.

We're just talking about the MTV VMA Awards that were on last night. And Kevin Hart got up on stage and absolutely roasted all the rappers getting face tattoos. A lot of people here that I love tonight. We got Lil Pump. We got Lil Xan. These are also the reasons that your 12-year-old cousin wants a face tattoo. Stop writing on your goddamn face. Who can't write the legend?

Stop writing on your face. It's stupid. You're not going to get a job if this shit don't work out. Stop it. It's very in at the moment. It is. It's very trendy at the moment. It is. It's very trendy. There's a lot of people getting face tattoos.

There's actually, there was eight rappers there last night that all had facial tattoos. Yeah. Post Malone has got that massive one underneath his eyes. Always tired. Oh, yeah. There's no going back for him. No.

He's fully committed. We wanted to know on 0800DALZM, have you got a face tattoo? Jamie, hi. Hi. Hi, Jamie. Hi. Do you have one?

No, my mum actually got one last year. She's 55. She got a semicolon under her eye. Okay, and what was that for? Oh, she just, just her industry and her life, she's just seen like the huge effects with mental illness and suicide and she decided to get one on her face since it was such a silent issue but having a test on your face was just such a out there you can't ignore it kind of thing wow that is actually amazing yeah i thought it was

pretty cool i was a bit shocked when she told me and then i was like no that's awesome i totally respect that um it's not it's not it's not like she's had um ridden on there if the police or anything it's a it's a subtle one. But does she get any blowback from it? Like, does anyone go, you're not coming in here, lady? No, no, she hasn't. And she's got, you know, like a respectable job and they've never had a problem with it or anything like that.

That's incredible because obviously a lot of people would probably ask her, why do you have a face tattoo? And it starts that conversation, which I totally am on board that. I think we need to talk about mental health and mental illness a lot more. And I love that. That's probably the most meaningful face tattoo ever. Start a conversation. Yeah, I know, right?

Yeah, I thought that's pretty cool. You could get lower the price of garlic bread tattooed on your face, Brie. Nice. I probably will stick to not getting that. Just to cause you're really passionate about it. Someone's texted in and said, hey, thank you, Jamie. Thanks, Jamie. That's awesome.

Bye. Someone texted in and said, my partner is fully covered, neck and hands as well, and travelling is a nightmare. We're talking about face tattoos. Airport security constantly stop him, can't get into bars, and even in Australia, and is hassled in the streets in Asia to buy drugs. Yeah, they're so judgmental in Australia

if you're trying to get into a bar. She said he loves them though and will keep getting them. They're worth it to him that has pride and joy. So, you know, it's up to you. It's obviously up to you, but yeah. One of my mates, which I was telling you off the air, she got a tattoo on her forehead that said family. Yeah.

And then she got a few other tiny ones around her face and then she could not get a job yeah like literally couldn't get a job and now she's actually getting them removed oh she is yep how did um how was christmas when she showed up with the family one were they like oh that's the best gift you could have that's the best gift you could have got us yeah she didn't have the best reception not great zinnias brilliant clint