ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 23rd 2019
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Howdy partner and welcome to the first ever Bree and Clint Cowboy Country Podcast
All the content you ever wanted solely about countries and cowboy stuff
Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yeah
Have you?
Yeah
I have, don't look at me like I haven't ridden a horse
I couldn't, I just couldn't, sorry I couldn't picture you riding one
I rode one on honeymoon in Italy
I mean like actually ride one properly.
I was on the horse by myself, okay?
You were by yourself?
Yeah, I was by myself.
Where were you guys riding them?
Just around the, there's like a trick around the place where you were staying.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I wasn't commuting.
I wasn't like, I wasn't going to work and back on it.
First of all, I didn't even know how to keep a horse.
So I have to go on fun rides.
Wait, did you used to own a horse?
Well, my family still owns them.
What are their names?
When I was a kid, our ponies were Honey and Cricket.
And then when we got older, we got some bigger ones,
which my dad still has a few.
But my dad's a pretty good rider.
What does he do with them?
He does camp draft.
What's that?
It's a country thing.
I told you we were going to have cowboy country podcast content.
Yep.
And I have not failed you.
So a camp draft is where you go to like an event and they've got like a, they're like
medium size.
They're like teenage cows.
Yeah.
So they're not calves, but they're in the middle,
and you've got like a group of them, and you're in a circle pen.
Yeah.
And what you have to do is you have to break one of the calves
or cows away from the group.
Yeah.
And once you've done that with your horse, you then say,
open, and they open the gate, and then you have to chase the one cow
around these like different barrels and through these posts up the middle. we do that in new zealand with sheep probably same thing yeah but
you use a dog so it's your job to direct okay not the same no it is it is you use a whistle
and you direct the dog right and he has to drive the sheep and then the same thing they have to
get into the pen and they go around there right yeah i mean similar you don't ride the dog obviously yeah i used to ride i used to ride sheep actually at these events as a kid is that legit yeah when
you know when my dad when we because we used to own cattle we used to go out and feed them i would
have been probably eight or nine and my dad used to catch one of the calves yeah and then as an
eight or nine year old he'd put me on it and then I'd have to hold on as long as I could.
On the calf?
Yeah.
Like rodeo?
Yeah.
How old were you?
I was probably eight or nine.
Yeehaw.
Mate, country kids.
Country living, right?
I'm telling you now.
That was a good time.
That was a good Saturday afternoon.
Speaking of riding small animals.
No, that sounded like a weird intro to a sentence.
No, I'm building up to a photo where Tui, my baby
Yes
Is riding one of the cats
That's cute
Yeah
I don't know if the cat would like it
Nah, we've done a couple of trials
The cat's pretty chill
Which cat's more chill?
Ziggy, weirdly, the scared one
The big fat one
And I'm not letting the baby go
The big fat one, does she listen to this podcast?
No, no, but it's a body.
Oh, yeah, true.
Yeah, does she?
I mean it in a positive way.
No one likes a thin cat.
No one likes a thin cat.
No one likes to be called big and fat.
Good point.
Okay.
My more voluptuous cat.
Yes, the curvy cat.
Curvy cat.
And by the way, I'm not letting the baby go.
So the cat's back Is not in trouble
And the baby's not
Going to fall off the cat
Let's see if the baby
Can hang on for 8 seconds
Put the baby on
And then slap the cat
On the ass
And see if Tui can hold on
Yeah okay
That's cool
Let's do that
I'll do that this weekend
You can just layer
The floor with pillows
Yeah
That is a good video
That's a viral video
Right there
Clint how did you
Lose custody of your kid
Well
Well I've got a video Organise a baby rodeo That's a viral video right there. Clint, how'd you lose custody of your kid? Well. Well, I've got a video.
Organize a baby rodeo.
That's what I did.
There you go.
That brings the country cowboy content of the podcast to a close.
That was quite a lot, actually.
It was more than I expected.
I'll tell you what, it's more than anyone else is going to give you this weekend.
Next week, next Friday, I'll tell you about the time my dad castrated a horse.
Sounds great.
Can't wait.
Here's the podcast.
It's Zim's Brie and Clint.
Got a bullet to low for lava in New Zealand and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Hello guys.
Friday.
How good?
Say something inspirational.
Say something to get the people motivated.
Go on.
You've got a motivational quote in you somewhere.
You know what?
Today, have the courage to go to the bathroom at work.
Yeah.
And do number twos.
Yeah, all right.
That's an interesting, inspirational quote.
Sure, that's not the angle.
But, I mean, it is.
It is.
Believe in yourself.
Create the things you wish existed.
You wrote that on your Instagram like three years ago.
You can't keep dining out on that.
Be yourself.
There are enough other people in the world.
There you go.
I like that one.
That's good.
We got there in the end.
Today on the show, we started out with do a pill at work.
Hey, that takes courage.
Today on the show, we have another round of Friday-oke.
After last week's victory by yours truly, on what song?
What did we sing?
Lizzo.
Lizzo, Truth Hurts.
Today we take on Queen.
Some say overly ambitious.
Others say, oh, about time.
We've been waiting for you guys to take on Queen.
You guys should be great at Freddie Mercury.
So 5 o'clock today.
I don't think anyone's saying that.
Brie and I take on a Queen classic.
Oh, RIP.
Also, we did tell you at this time yesterday
that we were investigating a flower delivery.
Oh, yeah, your secret admirer.
That I had received.
We called the florist yesterday just after 4pm.
We got a lead and now we're going to follow up on that lead.
Yeah, today we'll find out if they're going to follow up on that lead.
Yeah.
Today we'll find out if they're willing to give us the information or not.
Yes.
It's with them.
It's with the florist.
Can they out the person who sent the flowers or not?
Exactly.
Call them just after 4 o'clock?
Just after 4.
I want to talk to you about this new movie that I saw
that they're making over in Britain.
Okay.
Over in Britain.
I think you would be a great candidate because it's a reality show.
Yeah.
They're looking for people.
I think.
This could be my big break.
You should sign up.
Yeah.
Okay.
They're calling it.
Oh, it's not naked dating, is it?
Because I'm not keen.
No, it's not naked dating.
And I would definitely not watch that episode. But they're calling it Britain's Biggest and Loudest Snorers.
Oh, okay.
And let's cross to the audio that I have got of you on an Air New Zealand plane snoring.
That's me on an Air New Zealand plane, is it?
Lucky you've got Kauru membership because you would have gotten kicked off, I think.
This is the thing about being a snorer,
is it's not a problem for me.
That is such a selfish thing to say when you've got a wife.
I know, I know, and a baby now that sleeps in our room.
But that's the truth of it.
Snoring is not a problem for the snorer. Snoring
is a problem for anyone who sleeps with the snorer.
Do you want your wife to be happy?
I do want my wife to be happy. Do you want your
wife to get lots of lovely sleep? I want my
wife to be so well rested. So she can look
after your baby, which is a 24-7
job? Yes, I do. Then snoring's your issue,
mate. Anyway, Firecracker
Films are making a new
show and they're looking
for people, for candidates.
To go on the show. If you're
not willing to sign up, I thought this afternoon
we could go
on the hunt for New Zealand's
biggest snorers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And maybe, you know, maybe there's
some money in this. Maybe they'll get help.
This is what I'm saying, though. Snorers won't dob themselves in because a lot of snorers don't even know that they're a snorer.
You've got a good point.
If you know a big snorer that you want to dob in this afternoon on national radio, call now.
0800 DIALZM.
First and last name?
First and last name of the snorer.
This is where you get your revenge.
This is your reply.
They might be loud in the bedroom, but oh, hang on, that's the snorer. This is where you get your revenge. This is your reply. They might be loud in the bedroom, but, oh, hang on,
that's the wrong words.
Call through now if you want to out someone in your life
as being a horrific snorer.
Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM.
So the Brits are on the hunt for people to join their cast
for a reality show called Britain's Biggest and Loudest Snorers.
Do you know what they want to do on the reality show?
Like, do they cure the snoring?
I think that's what happens.
Right, okay.
So it's obviously a benefit to nominate someone in your life.
You know who'd be a bad snorer?
Who?
Ross Boss.
Oh, I imagine he's got a snoring issue.
Yeah, he's got that look about him.
Ross, are you a snorer?
Correct.
Yeah, I knew it. Situationally.
We actually have some audio.
Ross goes, of what I've heard
I am. Yeah, that's what I said before.
It's not an issue for the snorer, it's an issue for
people sleeping with them. Did you know we've got a
secret audio of you?
I mean, I don't care.
He never does. Well, we won't play it then.
Nah, stop it. What we are
going to do, though,
is we're on the hunt for New Zealand's biggest snorers,
which obviously you're not going to dob in yourself.
No.
So we've asked you to dob them in.
Jess is here.
Hey, Jess.
Hi.
Jess, who are you naming and shaming this afternoon?
My father.
And why is he such a bad snorer, do you think?
Oh, just every night was ruined of my childhood memories of snoring. I was going to say, Jess, you don't sound like a
kid. Why is it still affecting you? But it's just imprinted on you so hard that it's affecting
your adult life. Yeah, pretty much. I have to now deal with it and live with it for the
rest of my life. She's still tired now. You can't unhear it. You can't unhear it. Well,
this is the interesting thing, Jess. What was his name? James.
James who?
James who?
Jimmy.
Jimmy Walker.
Jimmy Walker.
I think we've actually looked up in the system, Clint.
He looks again, Jimmy.
James Walker.
James Walker.
We've got some audio of him here.
That's crazy, Jess.
There it is, your dad, Jess.
That sounds horrific.
Let's keep looking. Hey, Jess. That sounds horrific. Let's keep looking.
Hey, Angela.
Hi, Angela.
Hi.
Who are you dobbing in?
Myself.
Yourself?
Yeah.
And have you actually heard yourself snore or people have just told you?
Frequently, yes, I have.
You ever wake yourself up?
Yeah.
I love how Ange thinks it's hilarious. She's like
I don't have to deal with it. This is what I was
saying. As selfish as it sounds
like when you're single, no single person
is trying to sort out their snoring. No.
It doesn't matter.
Interesting, Angela has actually
sent us some audio of herself. Are we going to play
this audio you sent us? Angela, can we play the audio
you sent us of you snoring? Yep, here we go.
Okay.
It's pretty bad, eh?
Oh, was that a... Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
Pretty accurate.
Okay, good on you nominating yourself.
Hi, Camilla. Hi, Camilla.
Hi.
How old are you, Camilla?
I'm 10. Oh, I like this, Camilla.
Who are you dobbing in to be a big snorer?
My dad.
Your dad.
Where have you heard your dad snore?
In the lounge room?
Yes.
Oh, he's bad, is he?
Now, Camilla, have you seen some audio of your dad snoring as well,
like a recorded clip?
Yes.
Yeah, I thought you had.
I thought you might have.
I'll just bring it up here
and...
Yeah, that's bad.
Does that sound like
your dad, Camilla?
Yeah.
He let one rip
at the end there, Camilla.
I reckon they should do
this TV show in New Zealand.
They should.
Talk to the Celebrity
Treasure Island people.
I think they'd be onto it.
Talk to the Warner Brothers crew.
Yeah, Warner Brothers.
See if they'll do
a version of that. That'd eat this up. Yeah, it's good stuff. ZM,'d be onto it. Talk to the Warner Brothers crew. Yeah, Warner Brothers. See if they'll do a version of that.
That'd eat this up.
Yeah, it's good stuff.
ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
He's on the show with us and we're going to talk about one story and one story only today,
Dean.
That's the continuation of the Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth breakup.
What's going on?
Oh my goodness. You know it'sworth breakup. What's going on? Oh, my goodness.
You know it's a breakup when there's a Twitter rant.
That's the modern day, I don't know.
That's how you know.
Anyway, here's what's read down, right?
Miley Cyrus has gone on an epic Twitter rant today
because everyone thinks she cheated on Liam.
She said this.
I did not cheat on Liam.
She said, when I was, it's like about 12 tweets long.
One of them was, when I was young, on Liam. She said, it's like about 12 tweets long.
One of them was, when I was young, I cheated.
Yes, when I was young, I did drugs.
I swung on a wrecking ball naked.
I lost a Walmart contract by taking drugs.
I licked a penis cake.
Literally one of the things she said.
But I did not cheat on Liam.
We have broken up.
When we reconciled, I minted and we got back together and I was faithful, which I don't know what she meant really by that. And then, yeah,
she's like, she will not admit to cheating when she didn't cheat. Still, as you know,
we've heard nothing from Liam. The only thing we've heard from Liam's camp is the divorce
papers. That's the only thing that he's shared at all.
I feel like she's at that point. And I'm the exact same as this, when you get accused of something where you 100% didn't do it,
and it just riles you up massive.
What have you been accused of?
Oh, just there's stuff.
I can remember where, like, my sister would accuse me of something.
I can't even remember what it was, and I'd get so riled up if I didn't do it.
I thought you were saying you've been accused of something recently.
I was like, Dean, stop the press.
We've got a bigger scandal going on.
No, my life's boring.
Let's be real. Do you want to be accused of something? No, I like, Dean, stop the press. We've got a bigger scandal going on. No, my life's boring. Let's be real.
Do you want to be accused of something?
No, I definitely don't.
A hundred percent.
Let's move on.
I heard Bree's been vaping indoors.
Oh, can you?
Stop making stuff up.
Not that it matters, Dean,
but I believe her.
I don't think, not Bree, Miley,
I don't think you would go to that length
to say things like,
I definitely didn't cheat on him
if you had
because if she has
it's going to come out
and if she has
also that's her business
I do feel sorry for her
in this that she has
absolutely had to grow up
in front of people
and she's done some
she never had
a normal childhood
no and she's done
some wild stuff
but in reality
she's pretty
she's pretty normal
for all the stuff
she's been through
I was going to say
has she done anything that wild or is it the stuff she's been through. I was going to say, has she done anything that wild
or is it just stuff that's been broadcast to the world?
I mean, I've done some pretty wild stuff back in my day.
Let's not forget.
Stop the persecution.
Her dad sung Achy Breaky Heart.
I think he is the one we should be scamming on Twitter right now.
That's the worst song that was ever written.
Oh, no.
Don't you come on this show
and downgrade Achy Breaky Heart.
That is a classic.
Yeah, that is them fighting words, Dean.
Okay, that's the latest out of Hollywood
with Dean McCarthy.
Miley's published that whole statement
to her Instagram as well, too.
It's two pages of text.
It's really long,
but it's quite interesting.
She's really brutally honest in it.
She's super honest.
I love the part where she's like,
I lost a Walmart contract for ripping a bong.
Yeah, exactly.
She's going, I did all this stuff.
Yeah.
Exactly.
She's always been pretty open about, you know, stuff like that.
I think so as well.
She has.
Like, she's one of the most transparent celebrities I can think of.
A breakup is hard enough without 150 paparazzi following you trying to find some dirt.
Yeah, leave her alone.
That is the latest.
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Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Our producers join us in studio.
Producer Ben and Producer Ellie.
Hi there.
Ben's got a motivational quote for us this afternoon.
Oh, yay.
Paul, if you're thinking about failure, you've already failed.
That's not bad.
Yeah, I like that.
It's kind of a negative one, though.
Yeah, no, it's not.
Producer Ellie, have you got one for us?
Just keep going, you know?
God, I thought I was listening to Martin Luther King, man. Yeah. Just keep going. You know? God.
I thought I was listening to Martin Luther King, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was amazing. Oh, no.
You guys are here because every Friday you prepare for us a piece called the high-low.
It's the best bits and the worst bits of the week.
And this is it for this week.
This is a new week.
Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's Highs and Lows.
All the high points of the week and the low points of the week.
Tickets went on sale for Friday Jams Live this week
and we got to interview the Black Eyed Peas.
Clint saw this as an opportunity to be the cool dad that he thinks he is.
And I wanted to know, are you guys still so 3008
or are you now
more 3019?
No, bro,
we're 3008
because it's still
far away, bro.
Right, right, right, right.
You just got schooled.
You don't feel like,
you don't feel like you've
You're still 3008, bro.
No,
yeah, no,
it's still good.
I love that he tried
to do a sick burn
on you guys
and then he just owned him.
Do you know where you are?
It's 2019 right now, man.
Oh, 2019.
Yeah, that joke doesn't work either.
We saw 2008.
You saw 2018.
Yeah.
In more music-related news and interviews, we had Kings on the phone this week because
the Hot Mess Express, our DJ duo, got our first paycheck.
Kia ora, Kings.
Good afternoon. Hello, my friends. Hello. This first paycheck. Kia ora, Kings. Good afternoon.
Hello, my friends.
Hello.
This is unexpected.
Have I got some news for you guys?
Yeah.
What is it?
The Apple Royalties came in for our song.
Are you?
No way.
The royalty check.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I hear the title.
Okay, you better build up.
Build up.
The Hot Mess Express made $3,648.
Wait, wait, wait a second.
Oh, the decimal point.
$36.
And this week's Cooler of the Week was chosen by Brie after this little ripper.
Soph, when did you get lumped with an expensive bill?
So I smashed the toilet
trying to impress a bloke.
You smashed a toilet
trying to impress a bloke?
What the hell were you doing, Soph?
So I was trying to be cute
and I was putting all these
glasses of flowers on the house.
Put one above the gun
and you fell off.
Smashed the whole right side.
How much was the toilet bill?
A couple of grand.
A couple of grand.
Does the man appreciate the flowers?
Like, tell me it's got a happy ending.
Nah, he's Christian.
I don't know him.
Dream result.
Good work.
Oh, my God.
All of the week and it's only Monday.
This week we asked you,
what's the childhood movie you forgot about?
And I think Brie really forgot about this one.
We're reminiscing about movies you may have forgotten about.
Let's go to Ariel.
Hi, Ariel.
Hi.
The movie is not Ariel that you're suggesting.
Ariel, is it?
No.
That was a good movie, though.
Ariel.
Oh, yeah, I loved it.
Same here, Ariel.
That was a great film.
You know they're remaking it?
You're not talking about Little Mermaid, are you?
Yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about.
Check, check, check.
Hello, hello, hello.
When the mic threw off.
And as we all know,
Brie is a fantastic singer.
Not.
Here's an exclusive clip
of her singing behind the scenes.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. You are such a good singer.
To my ear, I don't think that was me.
Pretty good.
More on pitch than that. After that performance, I'm really looking forward was me. Pretty good. I'm more on pitch than that.
After that performance, I'm really looking forward to Friday
Oaky today at 5 o'clock.
Help me.
Thank you everybody. That is
this week's High Low.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
The investigation continues.
Yesterday, we brought you the
story of me getting sent flowers with a note, no name, no number.
We were unsure who sent them.
Just secret admirer flowers.
Secret admirer flowers, just your friendly old secret admirer.
Which has really rocked Bree, it's not something she's comfortable with.
Not comfortable with receiving flowers either.
So much so that you went direct to the florist and asked, hey, can you tell me
who sent these flowers? We called the florist yesterday, if you were listening, and
we asked her a bunch of questions and she said that the sender wanted
to remain anonymous. But she could
call the sender and check to see if they wouldn't mind
revealing some of the details.
We said we'll give you 24 hours and 24 hours has passed.
That means it's time to call Kate the florist back or as I like to call her, the number one suspect.
You think Kate is the person who sent you the flowers?
No, but she's our only lead.
Right, she is our only lead.
Let's see if she's a rat.
Good afternoon, Flowers with Franklin.
This is Brianna speaking.
Hi, Brianna.
It's Brianna speaking.
I was wondering if Kate was around.
Kate's actually having lunch at the moment.
Is there something I can help with?
How convenient for her, Brianna.
Oh, is it?
I called her yesterday about an anonymous delivery that I received.
Oh, yes.
I've been warned about you.
Why have you been warned?
We've just communicated with the sender.
Right.
Shall I read out what they would like us to say on behalf of Kate?
Sure
She said that we can reveal it is a lady
Right
And then we've got another note here that said
I should have known you and Clint would bully Kate
Who is just trying to be a professional
Also I wish I had asked Kate for a discount now
because now Flowers of Franklin are getting airtime.
I have a public profile,
so I would like to remain anonymous, please.
Sorry that I'm not Moses or Jeremy.
Both of these are friends of mine, though, by the way.
Oh, my God!
So, sorry Sorry Brianna
It's Clint here
I'm pretending to be Bri's dad in this investigation
Oh yes hello
So now we know that the person is
They've got a public profile
They're famous
They're friends with Jeremy Wells
And Moses Mackay
And they're a woman
I reckon it's one of the CTI contestants
Who would send you flowers off there?
Jodie Rimmer? Jodie Rimmer?
Jodie Rimmer, maybe.
Does Jodie Rimmer have the handwriting of a three-year-old?
Probably.
She might have said it after a few G&Ts.
Brianna, do you know if they came into the store?
I know that they did come into the store, yes.
Okay, so they did write the note.
Are we allowed to communicate back to them through you another message?
Yes, I'm sure we can do that.
Okay, you've effectively become our middle person.
What's your message?
I don't know.
Tell them to come forward.
Can you tell her, if it is Jodie Rimmer,
why would she send me flowers in the first place?
No, this is the message, okay?
The message is, meet me at Conch Bar tonight.
At what time, you reckon?
Oh, probably...
7.30? 8. 8. Say 8. Meet me at 8. I'll at what time, you reckon? Probably 7.30?
8.
8.
Say 8.
Meet me at 8.
I'll be there.
Love, Brie.
8.
I'll be there.
She's such an interesting human being if it is Jodie Rimmer.
You don't know that it's her.
You don't know that it's her.
It could be anybody.
No, whoever it is would have heard us talking about it yesterday
because I said I hoped it was from Jeremy Wells or Moses Mackay.
Yeah, there you go.
Brianna, you've been more than helpful. We'll leave
you to your work. Thank you very much.
Tell Kate we said hello.
This Investigations has more
twists and turns in it than an episode
of True Detective. Literally, producer Ellie,
you think it's Jodie Rimmer.
I don't know.
I think it might be.
I feel like it's Celebrity Treasure Island contestant.
It's a female.
I know you guys are friends.
She's quite funny.
She's got quite a good sense of humour.
I feel like it's something she might do.
But why would she send me flowers?
Because she wants to get in your pants.
No!
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Let's play the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Every week, Brie and I take each other on in this game on a Friday.
Tiny bits of songs, just one second.
And whoever can correctly name the most wins the game.
And every week week I lose.
That's not necessarily true.
We haven't actually looked at the results for this game.
I don't need to.
I've had producer Ellie bring up the stats.
So first of all, producer Ellie,
how many times have we played this game this year?
Why do that just before we're about to play?
Ruins my confidence.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
Because some of these losses have only been tiny losses, you know?
But that's not the point.
Let's not focus on the losses.
Let's focus on the wins.
How many games have we played?
24.
And how many games has Bree won?
Zero.
Oh.
Thanks a lot.
Okay.
Oh, you're right, mate.
All right, who's going first?
Well, we're playing for Mobile Fuel.
Yes.
Let's bring on our people to choose.
First of all, Annalisha is here.
Hi, Annalisha.
Hi.
Who would you like to compete on your behalf?
I'll go with Brie.
You'll go with Brie.
Nice.
All right.
Thanks, Anna.
Got your back.
24-0 and she's going with Brie.
That's good.
I like the confidence.
That means, Casey, I'm playing for you, okay?
Okay, cool.
If I win, you win free Mobile Fuel.
She sounds disappointed.
Sounds good.
You want to go first or second?
I want to go second.
You go second.
Okay, Bree's stepping out into a soundproof room
because we'll be using the same songs as each other.
Okay, Clint, you can pass
and you can give me name of the song
or artist or feature artist.
When you're ready, Ben, hit it off.
Tones and I.
Yes.
Katy Perry. Correct. Queen. Correct. The Roots. Correct. George
Ezra. Correct. Losing It. Correct. Mumbo No. 5. Correct. Kesha. Correct. S Club 7. Correct.
Green Day. Correct. Oh, he's done well today.
We need Bree back in now. This is not going to go down well.
This is not going to be a popular result with our friend.
No, yep.
No, Bree, you've got a chance here, I think.
Yep.
You're such a bad one.
No, I'm good.
You're the worst.
Do it for Annalisha.
Nah, I'm good.
She believes in you.
No, I want to win.
Yeah, you do want to win.
That's why I hate this game, because I feel bad losing for someone. If we weren't playing for anyone, I wouldn't really care. Nah, in you. No, I want to win. Yeah, you do want to win. This is why I hate this game because I feel bad losing for someone.
If we weren't playing for anyone, I wouldn't really care.
No, it's all good, mate.
You can pass and you can be artist or song, title or feature artist.
I know the rules.
Okay, all right.
When you're ready, Ben, let's go.
Tones and I.
Correct.
Katy Perry.
Correct.
Queen.
Correct.
Darude.
Correct.
Homegrown alley.
Damn it, pass.
Fisher.
Correct.
One, two.
Mama No. 5.
Correct.
Wake up in the morning.
Kesha.
Correct.
S Club 7.
Well done.
That was a good game.
A nice close game.
And I guess bloody end.
I got stuck on Fisher as well.
Yeah.
No, I got stuck on the guy that I personally. Yeah, no, you did.
George Ezra.
Yeah, that one.
No, that was good.
But Clint got 10 out of 10.
We're changing this game next week, by the way.
No.
Yep.
How?
Changing it how?
No, I'm changing it.
I'm going to tweak it.
Okay.
I'm interested. I'm changing it. You got eight, though. That's good. That is real good. Well done. No, I'm changing it. I'm going to tweak it. Okay. I'm interested.
We're changing it.
You got eight, though.
That's good.
That is real good.
Well done.
No, we can tweak it next week.
My goal was to get to 25 wins in a row, and we got there.
Yeah, you're done.
Oh, is that 25 today?
Yeah.
That's free fuel for Casey.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
So, exciting news in the music world.
Taylor Swift's album is out right now.
Congratulations, Taylor Swift.
From the whole Brie and Clint team.
Nice work.
And we know you're listening.
Congratulations.
Yeah, well done, Taylor.
We always knew you'd get it out eventually.
Yeah, nice work, nice work.
Off the back of that and to celebrate,
something I noticed is that her latest song, Me,
is that the song? Yeah. Yeah, that's the song. Why are you looking at me like it's not the song? Oh, no, it is. It's is that her latest song, Me, is that the song?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the song.
Why are you looking at me like it's not the song?
Oh, no, it's just not the latest song.
Oh.
One of the songs off the new album.
You need to calm down.
It's the most recent, I think.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a lover, actually, technically.
Mother, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I do know both of those.
But this one was probably the biggest one off the album.
The debut single off the album.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it's where her and Katy Perry came together and they made up and everyone was like,
oh, my God, this is massive.
Yeah.
Anyway, one of the lines in the song,
which we've all talked about as a team, is a little bit lame.
It's a bit annoying.
It's a bit annoying.
It's this lyric here.
And I promise that nobody's going to love you like me.
Spelling is fun.
Girl, there ain't no I in this. Why does it offend us so much?
I think it just sounds like something you hear in a kid's song.
Yeah.
Like a kid's show.
A kid's show.
It sounds like high five or something.
Yes, high five.
Also, I think it sounds sarcastic.
Yes, it also does.
I agree.
True.
Like it doesn't need to be there.
No.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
It's just a little bit out of place.
But weird.
Other than that
You know I don't mind that song
But interesting
Out today
On the album
That lyric there
Is not included on the album track
She's heard everybody's feedback
And she's gone
No I'm taking it off
Yeah
Yeah so this is what it sounds like
Now I think there's a hole in the song.
I think I miss it.
I kind of miss it, yeah.
I don't miss that lyric,
but I miss something.
There needs to be something in there, right?
Yeah, so I thought what we could do
to help Taylor out,
you know, because you'll probably listen to this,
is that we could come up with a few options.
If she's re-recorded it once,
she could re-record it again.
Exactly.
Come up with some options
of a replacement line
for the song.
Yeah, cool.
Yeah.
I've got one.
I've got one that could go in there.
So we'll just do these live
and this is a brainstorm, okay?
It's a brainstorming session.
It's a safe space.
No idea is a bad idea.
Thank you.
Love's a breakup, Taylor Swift as well.
A lot of famous breakups.
So what about...
If you leave me,
I'll cut your brakes.
Wow.
Yeah.
And it's just subtle.
It's just subtle, you know?
Yeah.
Because you just slip it in there quietly.
Like, I love you, I love you, but don't leave.
Yes.
It's good.
Who wants to go next?
I don't mind.
Is it brainstorm?
I don't mind.
Mine just went off.
I just needed something to rhyme, something to fit.
Yeah, go.
Yeah.
Okay, sure.
Go for it.
Give this straight to Taylor.
You're okay if she uses it?
Yep.
Yeah, cool.
It's a skid, not a number one.
I like that.
It rhymes.
For sure.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll go next.
You want to go next?
Yeah, I'll go next.
Okay.
I think I've gone off The back of that whole vibe
Of where Taylor's like
Talking to the kids
Yeah
She's like hey kids
Spelling is fun
Yeah
So I've got
Something like that
Cool
Hey kids
Uni's overrated
Good line
Yeah
You know it's educational
Yeah it's inspiring actually
Uni is over Hey kids Uni's overrated Yeah yeah It's educational. It's inspiring, actually.
Hey, kids, uni's overrated.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's like a... It's not rhyming, but, you know.
No, but the message is there.
Yeah, the message.
Yeah.
Ellie, you got one for us?
You know, I've got one.
Okay, this is the last idea for Taylor Swift.
Album out today.
Not too late to change the song and re-record it.
Hey, kids, Beyonce
should have won.
That's good.
That's a reference.
That's a reference to the 2009 VMAs.
In 2009.
It took Kanye to record it.
It's done. Lock it in.
Taylor, call us.
This is an interesting story I read today. There's a particular television show Lock it in. Taylor, call us. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
This is an interesting story I read today.
There's a particular television show that you probably watched as a child
that they've done research on, and it's decided that if you watch this,
you are more likely to be a successful adult
than if you hadn't watched it as a child.
Play School.
No, not Play School.
Did you guys have that in New Zealand?
Yeah, we had Play School.
We had our own version of Play School. Oh, cool. Do you have an Australian Play School? Yeah. And then there's a British Play School. Did you guys have that in New Zealand? Yeah, we had Play School. We had our own version of Play School.
Oh, cool.
Do you have an Australian Play School?
Yeah.
And then there's a British Play School as well.
My favourite was Benita.
Benita?
Yeah.
I don't think we had Benita.
Was Benita a banana?
No, Benita was a woman.
Oh, yeah, that works too.
That's a woman's name.
No, not Play School.
What other shows do you think it could be that you watch as a kid
that make you a more successful adult?
Art Attack.
Art Attack?
Yeah, did you guys have that?
No.
No?
What is it?
Is it a kid's show?
Yeah, and they just do cool art stuff.
Okay, no, not Art Attack.
Not The Wiggles, not High Five, none of those shows.
Is it a cartoon?
No, it's not a cartoon.
The show that will have made you a more successful adult,
and by the way, it's too late.
Like if you didn't watch it, it's too late.
You can't binge it now and become a better adult.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
No, not that either.
It was...
Sesame Street.
According to this study, kids exposed to the show
were more likely to be employed
and earning more money than children who didn't watch the show as a child.
That's interesting.
You'll make more money if you watched Sesame Street as a kid.
Let's think about it, though.
What did it teach you?
I mean, it did teach you important life skills.
Taught you how to count.
Remember they had the count on there?
Van.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Do. Van. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, cookie.
Taught you good eating habits.
Cookie.
Yeah, Cookie Monster.
Yeah, Cookie Monster doesn't eat cookies all the time anymore.
No, cookies are a sometime food for Cookie Monster now.
Cookies are a sometime food.
I miss my old life.
It's so sad watching him sing it too
and you can just tell he hates it.
It also taught you like important property lessons too
and that's where you may be better off
because you can save money if you live in a rubbish bin.
Oh, the grouch.
If you've got a kid, whack on some Sesame Street.
They're more likely to fund your retirement that way.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Clint, in our lifetime,
you and I have been blessed with all the best movies in a decade.
We've had The Fast and the Furious, Too Fast, Too Furious,
Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast Five,
The Fate and the Furious, Furious 7.
I could go on and on.
Hobbs and Shaw.
Hobbs and Shaw.
But never have I been this excited about a new Fast and the Furious film.
Yeah.
It's Fast and the Furious.
Timaru.
Oh.
Now you're talking.
A Fast and the Furious I can relate to.
This has been a long time in the making.
Yeah.
But finally they've found, they've found their Vin Diesel.
Yeah. Finally, they've found their Vin Diesel. This story, I think, is one of my most favourite stories of the year.
It's amazing.
There was a guy, a Timberoo man by the name of Charlie, who got fit.
He's a legend.
I've seen the video.
It's very good.
He was on his mobility scooter.
And look, there was a lot of traffic.
And you see him start to weave onto the footpath and then off onto the road.
And then all of a sudden the police catch Charlie and they put the sirens on.
He's being chased down the road by a police car.
And he gets away for a long time.
The funniest thing about the video is, like, he's not going that fast.
Like, it's just a mobility scooter.
And the police officer is kind of just idling along.
The cop wouldn't be out of first gear.
But he's got the sirens on, and I guess he's going, please, please stop.
I just love how the cop goes down a side street,
and then that Charlie cuts back across the street onto the footpath and then
the cops have to turn
around. We're so lucky because the whole thing
has been videoed by a
family who are driving along in a
car behind
what's going on. Yeah, so they're in one of
the cars that's stuck in traffic
and we pick up the action halfway through.
Go on Ben, go!
He's still going for it.
First thing he did was yell out the window, slow down, slow down.
And I was just, okay.
And I slowed down for the next intersection and curb.
I wasn't laughing or enjoying myself or anything.
I just thought, well, I've got to get home.
We get home from getting my tea ready, otherwise my whole evening gets stuffed up.
That's why he's running from the cops.
I love him so much because he didn't want to be late for tea.
Fair enough, too.
Do you know he's a double amputee?
Yes.
So he has no legs.
That's why he has the mobility scooter.
This is the interesting thing about him, though.
He lost both of his legs in separate incidents.
Did he?
They weren't amputated at the same time. I don't know what the incidents
were. I don't know what happened to him, but I've been reading
more and more about him. But yeah, how unlucky do you
have to be to lose, first of all, one leg
and then lose the other leg as well?
Well, probably because he's a bit of a
daredevil. We saw that, yes.
The first leg was run over by a cop car
and the second leg
locks it in a speedway.
I love New Zealand.
The New Zealand Vin Diesel.
Fast and the Furious,
Timaru.
Too fast,
too Timaru.
In cinemas,
September 13.
Bree and Clint,
the podcast,
ZM.
Friday Oki.
I love Friday Oki.
It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks love Friday Oki. It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki.
Nominated for more radio awards than The Secret Sound,
this is Friday Oki, New Zealand.
One of my friends goes to me the other day.
She's like, oh, I caught that segment you do on a Friday.
And I was like, oh, no.
She goes, yeah, Friday-okey.
She goes, I think that might be why you're single.
Well, it's done great things for my marriage.
Since we started doing it, I've had a child.
So there's something in it.
There's got to be something in it.
No, you would have definitely got pregnant before this segment started.
Yeah, shh.
I'm trying to blur the timelines.
Right.
Every week,
we select a song
and then each of us,
I mean, we're fantastic singers.
We get 15 minutes
with a professional
audio engineer.
He does his best
to make us sound
as good as possible.
His very best.
We then play them
and then you, New Zealand,
decide who takes out
Friday Oki for the week.
That's how it works.
This week,
a little band,
you may have heard of them,
Queen.
They had a movie out earlier this year.
I think it was called Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think that might be one of their songs.
We're taking on We Will Rock You,
this tune here.
Out of Bree and I, who has a better Freddie Mercury in them?
I've got a good moustache, so...
We will let you decide.
Here it comes, the first entry for Friday Oki this week.
This is Brie. Bree. Ha ha We will, we will rock you Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Bleeding with your eyes
Gonna make you some peace someday
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
Singing we will, we will rock you
Sing it
We will, we will rock you. See ya.
We will, we will rock you.
Everybody.
We will, we will rock you.
Ha ha.
We will, we will rock you.
All right.
I love the text machine.
Oh, no, Bree.
No!
Yeah, I don't know.
Reflecting on that,
I'm not 100% sure I want to play my entry.
You say that every week.
You'll be fine.
Here it comes. The other entry for Friday Okie.
This is mine.
Buddy or a boy, make a big noise.
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday.
You got mud on your face, you're a big disgrace.
Kicking your can all over the place.
Singing we will, we will rock you we will we will rock you
buddy you're an old man poor man pleading with your eyes gonna make you some peace someday you got mud on your face you're big disgrace somebody better put you back into your place. Singing, we will, we will rock you!
Sing it!
We will, we will rock you!
Everybody!
We will, we will rock you!
We will, we will rock you
Alright
The only thing that might save me
Is I did this guitar solo live
You can tell
So good
Yeah, these are my licks
Someone said
How is Bree's voice deeper and more manly than Clint's?
Okay, excuse me
That is rude to me and Bree
Yeah, that's rude to me and Bree.
Yeah, that's rude to both of us.
Who's got it, New Zealand?
Who takes out Friday Oki this week?
We're opening the phone lines right now.
We will take five votes to pick a winner. Why would you pick one of the best frontmen in history?
I thought we needed a bit of a challenge.
No, we don't need a challenge.
We need help.
Who's got this? We need Jesus. We need help. Who's got this?
We need Jesus.
We need Jesus.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Friday Oki.
Another Friday, another day where we butcher a song.
That's what it is.
Friday Oki.
Friday Oki.
It's a classic.
We have to do it.
It's our trademark now, you know?
And the text message machine seems to agree with us.
We've asked you who won, who did a better queen out of Brie and I.
Someone said no one.
No one wins.
That's fair.
Someone else texted and said,
Brie, I was actually about to ask you out for dinner,
but after hearing that, I'm going to make sure we never go and do karaoke.
That's rough. I think that's rough. Hey, they still said they'll take me out. You still get a free we never go and do karaoke. That's rough.
I think that's rough.
Hey, they still said they'll take me out.
You still get a free dinner out of it, right?
That's fine.
Five votes will decide whether Bree's version of Queen, which sounded like this.
Everybody, we will, we will rock you.
Or my version.
Everybody, we will, we will rock you. Who's taking it out this week? Or my version.
Who's taking it out this week?
Who had the better version of Queen?
Let's go to the phones.
Brianna is here.
Hi, Brianna.
Hi, Brianna.
Hello.
Great name.
I know, right?
We share a name. What are you thinking for Friday Oki this afternoon?
I think threeie wins.
Oh, I like it.
We've got a name.
You would say that, though, wouldn't you, Brianna?
It's in your best interest to vote for that.
That's fine, though.
Congratulations.
I appreciate that vote.
Let's go to Chris.
Hi, Chris.
Hi, Chris.
Hi.
I think Brie wins.
Yeah.
Chris, I always knew you were a legend.
I appreciate your vote.
Thank you.
I'm sorry to know it's a trend.
I don't think this always happens to me.
Hi, Adam.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Hi, Adzy.
Good.
Before you vote, any critical remarks you'd like to make on Friday Okie this week?
I mean, always listen to Friday Okie, but this time it was definitely a man's song.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
Bree, good effort.
Thank you, mate. My vote is definitely Clint. Thank you very Right, okay. Okay. I mean, Brie, good effort. Thank you, mate.
My vote is definitely Clint.
Thank you very much, Adam.
I appreciate it.
I'm on the board.
It's not going to be a down trowel, at least.
I don't think it ever was going to be.
I've got a bad feeling.
Vicky, welcome on board.
Now, I've heard that you absolutely loved
this week's version of Friday Oaky.
Your favourite, people are saying.
Oh, yeah.
Way to mutilate.
It's a bloody good song, by the way.
Hey, it's hard to do, Vicky, but we've done it.
Who's your vote for?
My vote?
Well, Brie?
Brie?
You're getting my vote.
Vicky, I always knew I loved you, and I appreciate your support.
That's 3-1.
You've won the game.
But finally, Jackson, who's your vote for?
I, Jackson.
Okay.
You both kind of ruined the song.
I love the song, but you both kind of ruined it.
Right, so is your vote for no one?
No, I have to go to 3 because it was a lot better than Kim.
All right, thanks, Jackson.
Appreciate that, Jackson.
4-1, congratulations.
Yay! I won by default. But it was a lot better than Kim. All right. Thanks, Jackson. Appreciate that, Jackson. 4-1. Congratulations. Yay.
I won by default.
Why does a victory in this game still feel so hollow?
I know.
Because everyone goes, if I have to pick, I guess.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Let's get something a little bit more upbeat for your Friday afternoon.
We'll take your birthdays.
We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th.
Let's talk to Jason first.
Hi, Jason.
Hi, Jason.
Hi.
Hi, guys.
What's your birthday, Jason?
5th of August, 1986.
Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 5th of August,
and this is your birthday banger.
It's a classic.
He's got a pole in the basement.
That's Nelly and Hot in here.
Are you happy with that, Jason, for your birthday banger?
Great.
It's a great one.
Good for a Friday as well.
Shana's here.
Hey, Shana.
Hi, Shana.
Hi.
Hi.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you, Shana?
Pretty good.
It's Friday.
Yeah.
Hell yeah, Shana.
What's your birthday?
14th of March, 1984.
Okay.
You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 14th of March.
And on that day, this topped the charts.
Rumoured to be getting back together soon.
Disney show.
Yeah.
That's a fantastic song.
I was hoping it wasn't going to be something really lame.
Yeah, right.
You got an absolute banger, Shana.
I did.
I did.
And win or lose, no one can take that off you.
No.
That's your birthday banger for the rest of your life.
Thank you.
When you're 80 and you're in the rest home, you can say,
do you know what my birthday banger was?
It was Disney's child. If you put that on, someone will break a hip.
It'll be fantastic.
As my mum would say, what a rip snorter.
Vanessa's here.
Hi, Vanessa.
Hey, guys.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Vanessa, what's your birthday?
The 3rd of October, 1983. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Ness, what's your birthday? The 3rd of October, 1983.
Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 3rd of October.
And on that day, this was number one. The time's coming around. So don't you stop trying. Don't stop.
Never give up.
Hold your head high and brace yourself.
Let the world see what you've got.
S Club 7.
And bring it all back.
Another goodie.
It's got the feels, right?
Yeah.
It does.
Yeah.
That's a good birthday banger to have, Vanessa.
It's got my vote.
It's got my vote.
It's got spirit.
Yeah.
It's got energy.
Yes. It's got pep. It's got spirit. Yeah. It's got energy. Yes.
It's got pip.
And it reeks of desperation.
I'm with you.
You're with me?
I think I'm going with you.
Yes.
Yes.
Vanessa, happy Friday, mate.
You can go into the weekend knowing you win birthday banger.
Woo-hoo.
Thanks, guys.
Bree and Clint, it's in.
It's in. Thanks guys Bring and cleanse it in If people try to put you down, just walk on by, don't turn around. You only have to answer to yourself.
Don't you know it's true what they say?
That life, it ain't easy.
But your time's coming around.
So don't you stop trying.
Don't stop, never give up.
Hold your head high and reach the top.
Let the world see what you have got.
Bring it all back to you.
Dream of falling in love.
Anything you've been thinking of.
When the world seems to get too tough.
Bring it all back to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Bring back, bring back.
Na, na, na.
Try not to worry about a thing
Enjoy the good times love can bring
Keep it all inside you
Gotta let the feelings show
Imagination is the key
Cause you are your own destiny
You never should feel lonely
When time is on your side
Don't you know it's true what they say
Things are set to try you
Your time's coming around So don't you know it's true what they say? Things are meant to try you Your time's coming around
So don't you stop trying
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to
you
bring it on bring it on
don't you know it's true what you say things happen for a reason We'll be right back. Bye. Shake your body I love to see you sweat I love to shake your body
Don't stop, never give up
Don't stop
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Drink up all your love
And make you feel big enough
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Don't stop, never give up Don't stop ZM, that's a winner of birthday bagger today from S Club 7.
That is Bring It All Back.
It's cheesy.
It's fun.
I messaged one of them on Instagram one time.
Did you?
What was the blonde one's name?
Jo?
Yeah.
What was her last name?
I can't remember. Anyway, I messaged her something real weird. Was was the blonde one's name? Jo? Yeah. What was her last name? I can't remember.
Anyway, I messaged her something real weird.
Was it the potato peeler thing?
It was the cheese grater.
Cheese grater, yeah.
I just messaged her asking if she had a cheese grater I could borrow.
Didn't half the world start messaging her asking if she had a cheese grater?
Yeah.
You'd go crazy, wouldn't you?
She eventually made comment.
She was like, no no I don't have one
that anyone can borrow
piss off
Get a cheese grater Jo
How do you grate your cheese?
Go round to Jo's
she's making like
mac and cheese
it's just a big block of cheese
in the middle of it
Jo come on
Probably would still work
You're in East Club 7
surely you can afford
a cheese grater
Yeah
ZM's Bree and Clint
The Podcast
I promised you just before
the first ever edition of Bree and Clint's Vape News.
It's news about vaporizers.
Vape News, Vape News.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they vape on you?
And by no means is this an endorsement of vape culture.
Okay, just to make that clear.
It's not what we're doing.
But it's news.
And can we just say, they are bloody everywhere now.
You can get vapes at the dairy, you can get them at the gas station,
there's ads on TV for them now.
It's going viral.
Yeah, they're like the new STD.
What?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I guess that fits the brief.
Yes, it does.
I'll just read you the headline.
A vitamin-infused vaping product has drawn backlash
after being promoted as a health product.
Wait a minute.
So they've created vitamin vapour.
Vitamin, yeah.
And they've put it into a vape.
Yeah.
And then they're telling people it's good for you.
Yeah. And they've put it into a vape And then they're telling people it's good for you I feel like I'm back in the 50s
When my nan got told by her doctor
You know what you should do for stress?
You should take up smoking
Yes, exactly right
It's good for your stress
Exactly right
Pregnant woman, you know what you need?
You need to drink a pint of Guinness a day
Because it's got vitamins in it
We won't go into the vitamins
that it says it contains,
but they have said
about the vitamin vape,
the watermelon flavoured vape babe balance,
that's what it's called,
has been released in New Zealand
and retails for $24.95.
What, you get the vape and the pod?
Yeah, it's ready to go.
It's a single use vape. It's got the vitamins in it. Oh, you get the vape and the pod? Yeah, it's ready to go. It's a single-use vape.
It's got the vitamins in it.
Oh, it's single-use.
That's weird.
Yeah, it's got 200 sucks on it.
But I thought,
I thought if this is what we're doing,
if we're now putting our vitamins
inside our vapes,
then don't stop there.
Like, don't make it the only thing.
Put a hamburger in there.
Well, this is what I was thinking.
What about a protein vape?
Yeah.
And then you could have it at the gym
between sets
or while you're doing a set,
while you're doing a big set, like, when you're getting protein out of your vape. Yeah. And then you could have it at the gym between sets or while you're doing a set, while you're doing a big set like
when you're getting protein out of your vape.
That's a good idea. Water vape.
So instead of drinking
water, you just vape and it
hydrates you at the same time. So it goes in the
same hole. You get water go down there. Would that work?
I don't know. If you can vape vitamins, why
can't you vape water? Doesn't it vaporise?
Yeah, vaporise some water.
Some fresh water.
You know, water.
Okay.
No, you're not convinced?
Alcohol.
That was going to be my last one.
And I'm pretty sure that already exists.
Alco-vape.
Alco-vape.
Again, we are not endorsing in any way vape culture.
Nah, guys.
But those are three ideas that the vape industry are welcome to use.
I've got it.
Bacon vape. Bacon vape. She's found use. I've got it. Bacon vape.
Bacon vape.
She's found it.
Look at producer Ellie.
She's like, oh yeah.
That's vape news.
Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
ZM.
Don't become a drug dealer, kids, because you will go to prison.
I think that's pretty straightforward advice, right?
Yeah, pretty straightforward.
And this story will scare you out of that career path altogether.
A man in the States is going to prison for eight years after being caught with $17 million worth of pills.
Whoa.
That's a lot of pills.
It is a lot of pills, but I mean, that's not news.
These things happen.
People get caught for bad things like that.
The interesting part about this story is the type of pills the man is selling.
The man, who like we said, is now going to prison for eight years for selling $17 million worth of pills.
Vitamin C pills.
Not vitamin C pills.
No.
Ritalin.
Not Ritalin.
No.
The man was caught with boner pills.
Oh, Viagra.
Well, a version of it.
Okay.
So there's another one called Cialis.
That's another.
No, that sounds like it's for a rash.
It does kind of, but it's not.
It's a boner pill.
He had those.
Just say it's like Viagra.
It's like Viagra.
Okay, sure.
Yeah, just say that
I'm just giving you the actual details
So he had these
But he had then taken the ingredients
And made his own
That he was selling
Because
It's not illegal to have those pills
You can go and get them from your doctor
I was going to say yeah
So you've got to have a point of difference right
You've got to have a reason
Why you're going to this guy
To get your boner pills
What was he putting in them?
He was making ultra concentrated Boner pills that were 14 times as strong as the ones
you get from the doctor can you imagine 14 times as strong why would you want that why would you
want that like are you trying to got that big of an issue are you going on america's got and you're doing a breakdancing routine where you want to spin on it or something like that?
Now that I would like to see.
14 times as strong.
That's crazy.
You'd be lucky if it didn't explode.
I was going to say, you could lose your bone.
You could lose more than just your bone.
Yeah.
You could lose a whole lot more.
You could lose the whole thing.
You could blow your bloody legs off.
My mum always used to say to my brother,
if you play with it too much,
it'll fall off.
So there you go, kids.
Like we said,
that is not a career choice for you.
Otherwise, you'll end up
in prison.
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