ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 23rd 2019

Episode Date: August 23, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Howdy partner and welcome to the first ever Bree and Clint Cowboy Country Podcast All the content you ever wanted solely about countries and cowboy stuff Have you ever ridden a horse? Yeah Have you? Yeah I have, don't look at me like I haven't ridden a horse I couldn't, I just couldn't, sorry I couldn't picture you riding one
Starting point is 00:00:19 I rode one on honeymoon in Italy I mean like actually ride one properly. I was on the horse by myself, okay? You were by yourself? Yeah, I was by myself. Where were you guys riding them? Just around the, there's like a trick around the place where you were staying. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:00:37 Yeah. I wasn't commuting. I wasn't like, I wasn't going to work and back on it. First of all, I didn't even know how to keep a horse. So I have to go on fun rides. Wait, did you used to own a horse? Well, my family still owns them. What are their names?
Starting point is 00:00:54 When I was a kid, our ponies were Honey and Cricket. And then when we got older, we got some bigger ones, which my dad still has a few. But my dad's a pretty good rider. What does he do with them? He does camp draft. What's that? It's a country thing.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I told you we were going to have cowboy country podcast content. Yep. And I have not failed you. So a camp draft is where you go to like an event and they've got like a, they're like medium size. They're like teenage cows. Yeah. So they're not calves, but they're in the middle,
Starting point is 00:01:26 and you've got like a group of them, and you're in a circle pen. Yeah. And what you have to do is you have to break one of the calves or cows away from the group. Yeah. And once you've done that with your horse, you then say, open, and they open the gate, and then you have to chase the one cow around these like different barrels and through these posts up the middle. we do that in new zealand with sheep probably same thing yeah but
Starting point is 00:01:49 you use a dog so it's your job to direct okay not the same no it is it is you use a whistle and you direct the dog right and he has to drive the sheep and then the same thing they have to get into the pen and they go around there right yeah i mean similar you don't ride the dog obviously yeah i used to ride i used to ride sheep actually at these events as a kid is that legit yeah when you know when my dad when we because we used to own cattle we used to go out and feed them i would have been probably eight or nine and my dad used to catch one of the calves yeah and then as an eight or nine year old he'd put me on it and then I'd have to hold on as long as I could. On the calf? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Like rodeo? Yeah. How old were you? I was probably eight or nine. Yeehaw. Mate, country kids. Country living, right? I'm telling you now.
Starting point is 00:02:35 That was a good time. That was a good Saturday afternoon. Speaking of riding small animals. No, that sounded like a weird intro to a sentence. No, I'm building up to a photo where Tui, my baby Yes Is riding one of the cats That's cute
Starting point is 00:02:49 Yeah I don't know if the cat would like it Nah, we've done a couple of trials The cat's pretty chill Which cat's more chill? Ziggy, weirdly, the scared one The big fat one And I'm not letting the baby go
Starting point is 00:03:01 The big fat one, does she listen to this podcast? No, no, but it's a body. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, does she? I mean it in a positive way. No one likes a thin cat. No one likes a thin cat. No one likes to be called big and fat.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Good point. Okay. My more voluptuous cat. Yes, the curvy cat. Curvy cat. And by the way, I'm not letting the baby go. So the cat's back Is not in trouble And the baby's not
Starting point is 00:03:25 Going to fall off the cat Let's see if the baby Can hang on for 8 seconds Put the baby on And then slap the cat On the ass And see if Tui can hold on Yeah okay
Starting point is 00:03:34 That's cool Let's do that I'll do that this weekend You can just layer The floor with pillows Yeah That is a good video That's a viral video
Starting point is 00:03:41 Right there Clint how did you Lose custody of your kid Well Well I've got a video Organise a baby rodeo That's a viral video right there. Clint, how'd you lose custody of your kid? Well. Well, I've got a video. Organize a baby rodeo. That's what I did. There you go.
Starting point is 00:03:50 That brings the country cowboy content of the podcast to a close. That was quite a lot, actually. It was more than I expected. I'll tell you what, it's more than anyone else is going to give you this weekend. Next week, next Friday, I'll tell you about the time my dad castrated a horse. Sounds great. Can't wait. Here's the podcast.
Starting point is 00:04:07 It's Zim's Brie and Clint. Got a bullet to low for lava in New Zealand and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Hello guys. Friday. How good? Say something inspirational. Say something to get the people motivated. Go on.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You've got a motivational quote in you somewhere. You know what? Today, have the courage to go to the bathroom at work. Yeah. And do number twos. Yeah, all right. That's an interesting, inspirational quote. Sure, that's not the angle.
Starting point is 00:04:39 But, I mean, it is. It is. Believe in yourself. Create the things you wish existed. You wrote that on your Instagram like three years ago. You can't keep dining out on that. Be yourself. There are enough other people in the world.
Starting point is 00:04:53 There you go. I like that one. That's good. We got there in the end. Today on the show, we started out with do a pill at work. Hey, that takes courage. Today on the show, we have another round of Friday-oke. After last week's victory by yours truly, on what song?
Starting point is 00:05:08 What did we sing? Lizzo. Lizzo, Truth Hurts. Today we take on Queen. Some say overly ambitious. Others say, oh, about time. We've been waiting for you guys to take on Queen. You guys should be great at Freddie Mercury.
Starting point is 00:05:19 So 5 o'clock today. I don't think anyone's saying that. Brie and I take on a Queen classic. Oh, RIP. Also, we did tell you at this time yesterday that we were investigating a flower delivery. Oh, yeah, your secret admirer. That I had received.
Starting point is 00:05:36 We called the florist yesterday just after 4pm. We got a lead and now we're going to follow up on that lead. Yeah, today we'll find out if they're going to follow up on that lead. Yeah. Today we'll find out if they're willing to give us the information or not. Yes. It's with them. It's with the florist.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Can they out the person who sent the flowers or not? Exactly. Call them just after 4 o'clock? Just after 4. I want to talk to you about this new movie that I saw that they're making over in Britain. Okay. Over in Britain.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I think you would be a great candidate because it's a reality show. Yeah. They're looking for people. I think. This could be my big break. You should sign up. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:16 They're calling it. Oh, it's not naked dating, is it? Because I'm not keen. No, it's not naked dating. And I would definitely not watch that episode. But they're calling it Britain's Biggest and Loudest Snorers. Oh, okay. And let's cross to the audio that I have got of you on an Air New Zealand plane snoring. That's me on an Air New Zealand plane, is it?
Starting point is 00:06:50 Lucky you've got Kauru membership because you would have gotten kicked off, I think. This is the thing about being a snorer, is it's not a problem for me. That is such a selfish thing to say when you've got a wife. I know, I know, and a baby now that sleeps in our room. But that's the truth of it. Snoring is not a problem for the snorer. Snoring is a problem for anyone who sleeps with the snorer.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Do you want your wife to be happy? I do want my wife to be happy. Do you want your wife to get lots of lovely sleep? I want my wife to be so well rested. So she can look after your baby, which is a 24-7 job? Yes, I do. Then snoring's your issue, mate. Anyway, Firecracker Films are making a new
Starting point is 00:07:26 show and they're looking for people, for candidates. To go on the show. If you're not willing to sign up, I thought this afternoon we could go on the hunt for New Zealand's biggest snorers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe, you know, maybe there's
Starting point is 00:07:42 some money in this. Maybe they'll get help. This is what I'm saying, though. Snorers won't dob themselves in because a lot of snorers don't even know that they're a snorer. You've got a good point. If you know a big snorer that you want to dob in this afternoon on national radio, call now. 0800 DIALZM. First and last name? First and last name of the snorer. This is where you get your revenge.
Starting point is 00:08:03 This is your reply. They might be loud in the bedroom, but oh, hang on, that's the snorer. This is where you get your revenge. This is your reply. They might be loud in the bedroom, but, oh, hang on, that's the wrong words. Call through now if you want to out someone in your life as being a horrific snorer. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. So the Brits are on the hunt for people to join their cast for a reality show called Britain's Biggest and Loudest Snorers.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Do you know what they want to do on the reality show? Like, do they cure the snoring? I think that's what happens. Right, okay. So it's obviously a benefit to nominate someone in your life. You know who'd be a bad snorer? Who? Ross Boss.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, I imagine he's got a snoring issue. Yeah, he's got that look about him. Ross, are you a snorer? Correct. Yeah, I knew it. Situationally. We actually have some audio. Ross goes, of what I've heard I am. Yeah, that's what I said before.
Starting point is 00:08:52 It's not an issue for the snorer, it's an issue for people sleeping with them. Did you know we've got a secret audio of you? I mean, I don't care. He never does. Well, we won't play it then. Nah, stop it. What we are going to do, though, is we're on the hunt for New Zealand's biggest snorers,
Starting point is 00:09:11 which obviously you're not going to dob in yourself. No. So we've asked you to dob them in. Jess is here. Hey, Jess. Hi. Jess, who are you naming and shaming this afternoon? My father.
Starting point is 00:09:24 And why is he such a bad snorer, do you think? Oh, just every night was ruined of my childhood memories of snoring. I was going to say, Jess, you don't sound like a kid. Why is it still affecting you? But it's just imprinted on you so hard that it's affecting your adult life. Yeah, pretty much. I have to now deal with it and live with it for the rest of my life. She's still tired now. You can't unhear it. You can't unhear it. Well, this is the interesting thing, Jess. What was his name? James. James who? James who?
Starting point is 00:09:46 Jimmy. Jimmy Walker. Jimmy Walker. I think we've actually looked up in the system, Clint. He looks again, Jimmy. James Walker. James Walker. We've got some audio of him here.
Starting point is 00:09:55 That's crazy, Jess. There it is, your dad, Jess. That sounds horrific. Let's keep looking. Hey, Jess. That sounds horrific. Let's keep looking. Hey, Angela. Hi, Angela. Hi. Who are you dobbing in?
Starting point is 00:10:11 Myself. Yourself? Yeah. And have you actually heard yourself snore or people have just told you? Frequently, yes, I have. You ever wake yourself up? Yeah. I love how Ange thinks it's hilarious. She's like
Starting point is 00:10:26 I don't have to deal with it. This is what I was saying. As selfish as it sounds like when you're single, no single person is trying to sort out their snoring. No. It doesn't matter. Interesting, Angela has actually sent us some audio of herself. Are we going to play this audio you sent us? Angela, can we play the audio
Starting point is 00:10:42 you sent us of you snoring? Yep, here we go. Okay. It's pretty bad, eh? Oh, was that a... Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Pretty accurate. Okay, good on you nominating yourself. Hi, Camilla. Hi, Camilla. Hi.
Starting point is 00:11:02 How old are you, Camilla? I'm 10. Oh, I like this, Camilla. Who are you dobbing in to be a big snorer? My dad. Your dad. Where have you heard your dad snore? In the lounge room? Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Oh, he's bad, is he? Now, Camilla, have you seen some audio of your dad snoring as well, like a recorded clip? Yes. Yeah, I thought you had. I thought you might have. I'll just bring it up here and...
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah, that's bad. Does that sound like your dad, Camilla? Yeah. He let one rip at the end there, Camilla. I reckon they should do this TV show in New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:11:38 They should. Talk to the Celebrity Treasure Island people. I think they'd be onto it. Talk to the Warner Brothers crew. Yeah, Warner Brothers. See if they'll do a version of that. That'd eat this up. Yeah, it's good stuff. ZM,'d be onto it. Talk to the Warner Brothers crew. Yeah, Warner Brothers. See if they'll do a version of that.
Starting point is 00:11:45 That'd eat this up. Yeah, it's good stuff. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He's on the show with us and we're going to talk about one story and one story only today, Dean. That's the continuation of the Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth breakup. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:12:05 Oh my goodness. You know it'sworth breakup. What's going on? Oh, my goodness. You know it's a breakup when there's a Twitter rant. That's the modern day, I don't know. That's how you know. Anyway, here's what's read down, right? Miley Cyrus has gone on an epic Twitter rant today because everyone thinks she cheated on Liam. She said this.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I did not cheat on Liam. She said, when I was, it's like about 12 tweets long. One of them was, when I was young, on Liam. She said, it's like about 12 tweets long. One of them was, when I was young, I cheated. Yes, when I was young, I did drugs. I swung on a wrecking ball naked. I lost a Walmart contract by taking drugs. I licked a penis cake.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Literally one of the things she said. But I did not cheat on Liam. We have broken up. When we reconciled, I minted and we got back together and I was faithful, which I don't know what she meant really by that. And then, yeah, she's like, she will not admit to cheating when she didn't cheat. Still, as you know, we've heard nothing from Liam. The only thing we've heard from Liam's camp is the divorce papers. That's the only thing that he's shared at all. I feel like she's at that point. And I'm the exact same as this, when you get accused of something where you 100% didn't do it,
Starting point is 00:13:07 and it just riles you up massive. What have you been accused of? Oh, just there's stuff. I can remember where, like, my sister would accuse me of something. I can't even remember what it was, and I'd get so riled up if I didn't do it. I thought you were saying you've been accused of something recently. I was like, Dean, stop the press. We've got a bigger scandal going on.
Starting point is 00:13:23 No, my life's boring. Let's be real. Do you want to be accused of something? No, I like, Dean, stop the press. We've got a bigger scandal going on. No, my life's boring. Let's be real. Do you want to be accused of something? No, I definitely don't. A hundred percent. Let's move on. I heard Bree's been vaping indoors. Oh, can you?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Stop making stuff up. Not that it matters, Dean, but I believe her. I don't think, not Bree, Miley, I don't think you would go to that length to say things like, I definitely didn't cheat on him if you had
Starting point is 00:13:46 because if she has it's going to come out and if she has also that's her business I do feel sorry for her in this that she has absolutely had to grow up in front of people
Starting point is 00:13:53 and she's done some she never had a normal childhood no and she's done some wild stuff but in reality she's pretty she's pretty normal
Starting point is 00:14:02 for all the stuff she's been through I was going to say has she done anything that wild or is it the stuff she's been through. I was going to say, has she done anything that wild or is it just stuff that's been broadcast to the world? I mean, I've done some pretty wild stuff back in my day. Let's not forget. Stop the persecution.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Her dad sung Achy Breaky Heart. I think he is the one we should be scamming on Twitter right now. That's the worst song that was ever written. Oh, no. Don't you come on this show and downgrade Achy Breaky Heart. That is a classic. Yeah, that is them fighting words, Dean.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Okay, that's the latest out of Hollywood with Dean McCarthy. Miley's published that whole statement to her Instagram as well, too. It's two pages of text. It's really long, but it's quite interesting. She's really brutally honest in it.
Starting point is 00:14:46 She's super honest. I love the part where she's like, I lost a Walmart contract for ripping a bong. Yeah, exactly. She's going, I did all this stuff. Yeah. Exactly. She's always been pretty open about, you know, stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I think so as well. She has. Like, she's one of the most transparent celebrities I can think of. A breakup is hard enough without 150 paparazzi following you trying to find some dirt. Yeah, leave her alone. That is the latest. It's brought to you by Federation Clothing, New Zealand's most iconic streetwear brand. You can check out their spring collection online now.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Our producers join us in studio. Producer Ben and Producer Ellie. Hi there. Ben's got a motivational quote for us this afternoon. Oh, yay. Paul, if you're thinking about failure, you've already failed.
Starting point is 00:15:33 That's not bad. Yeah, I like that. It's kind of a negative one, though. Yeah, no, it's not. Producer Ellie, have you got one for us? Just keep going, you know? God, I thought I was listening to Martin Luther King, man. Yeah. Just keep going. You know? God. I thought I was listening to Martin Luther King, man.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yeah. Yeah. That was amazing. Oh, no. You guys are here because every Friday you prepare for us a piece called the high-low. It's the best bits and the worst bits of the week. And this is it for this week. This is a new week. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's Highs and Lows.
Starting point is 00:16:10 All the high points of the week and the low points of the week. Tickets went on sale for Friday Jams Live this week and we got to interview the Black Eyed Peas. Clint saw this as an opportunity to be the cool dad that he thinks he is. And I wanted to know, are you guys still so 3008 or are you now more 3019? No, bro,
Starting point is 00:16:28 we're 3008 because it's still far away, bro. Right, right, right, right. You just got schooled. You don't feel like, you don't feel like you've You're still 3008, bro.
Starting point is 00:16:38 No, yeah, no, it's still good. I love that he tried to do a sick burn on you guys and then he just owned him. Do you know where you are?
Starting point is 00:16:45 It's 2019 right now, man. Oh, 2019. Yeah, that joke doesn't work either. We saw 2008. You saw 2018. Yeah. In more music-related news and interviews, we had Kings on the phone this week because the Hot Mess Express, our DJ duo, got our first paycheck.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Kia ora, Kings. Good afternoon. Hello, my friends. Hello. This first paycheck. Kia ora, Kings. Good afternoon. Hello, my friends. Hello. This is unexpected. Have I got some news for you guys? Yeah. What is it?
Starting point is 00:17:11 The Apple Royalties came in for our song. Are you? No way. The royalty check. Are you ready? Are you ready? I hear the title. Okay, you better build up.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Build up. The Hot Mess Express made $3,648. Wait, wait, wait a second. Oh, the decimal point. $36. And this week's Cooler of the Week was chosen by Brie after this little ripper. Soph, when did you get lumped with an expensive bill? So I smashed the toilet
Starting point is 00:17:46 trying to impress a bloke. You smashed a toilet trying to impress a bloke? What the hell were you doing, Soph? So I was trying to be cute and I was putting all these glasses of flowers on the house. Put one above the gun
Starting point is 00:17:57 and you fell off. Smashed the whole right side. How much was the toilet bill? A couple of grand. A couple of grand. Does the man appreciate the flowers? Like, tell me it's got a happy ending. Nah, he's Christian.
Starting point is 00:18:08 I don't know him. Dream result. Good work. Oh, my God. All of the week and it's only Monday. This week we asked you, what's the childhood movie you forgot about? And I think Brie really forgot about this one.
Starting point is 00:18:24 We're reminiscing about movies you may have forgotten about. Let's go to Ariel. Hi, Ariel. Hi. The movie is not Ariel that you're suggesting. Ariel, is it? No. That was a good movie, though.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Ariel. Oh, yeah, I loved it. Same here, Ariel. That was a great film. You know they're remaking it? You're not talking about Little Mermaid, are you? Yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about. Check, check, check.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Hello, hello, hello. When the mic threw off. And as we all know, Brie is a fantastic singer. Not. Here's an exclusive clip of her singing behind the scenes. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. You are such a good singer. To my ear, I don't think that was me. Pretty good. More on pitch than that. After that performance, I'm really looking forward was me. Pretty good. I'm more on pitch than that. After that performance, I'm really looking forward to Friday Oaky today at 5 o'clock. Help me.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Thank you everybody. That is this week's High Low. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. The investigation continues. Yesterday, we brought you the story of me getting sent flowers with a note, no name, no number. We were unsure who sent them. Just secret admirer flowers.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Secret admirer flowers, just your friendly old secret admirer. Which has really rocked Bree, it's not something she's comfortable with. Not comfortable with receiving flowers either. So much so that you went direct to the florist and asked, hey, can you tell me who sent these flowers? We called the florist yesterday, if you were listening, and we asked her a bunch of questions and she said that the sender wanted to remain anonymous. But she could call the sender and check to see if they wouldn't mind
Starting point is 00:20:23 revealing some of the details. We said we'll give you 24 hours and 24 hours has passed. That means it's time to call Kate the florist back or as I like to call her, the number one suspect. You think Kate is the person who sent you the flowers? No, but she's our only lead. Right, she is our only lead. Let's see if she's a rat. Good afternoon, Flowers with Franklin.
Starting point is 00:20:50 This is Brianna speaking. Hi, Brianna. It's Brianna speaking. I was wondering if Kate was around. Kate's actually having lunch at the moment. Is there something I can help with? How convenient for her, Brianna. Oh, is it?
Starting point is 00:21:05 I called her yesterday about an anonymous delivery that I received. Oh, yes. I've been warned about you. Why have you been warned? We've just communicated with the sender. Right. Shall I read out what they would like us to say on behalf of Kate? Sure
Starting point is 00:21:27 She said that we can reveal it is a lady Right And then we've got another note here that said I should have known you and Clint would bully Kate Who is just trying to be a professional Also I wish I had asked Kate for a discount now because now Flowers of Franklin are getting airtime. I have a public profile,
Starting point is 00:21:50 so I would like to remain anonymous, please. Sorry that I'm not Moses or Jeremy. Both of these are friends of mine, though, by the way. Oh, my God! So, sorry Sorry Brianna It's Clint here I'm pretending to be Bri's dad in this investigation Oh yes hello
Starting point is 00:22:10 So now we know that the person is They've got a public profile They're famous They're friends with Jeremy Wells And Moses Mackay And they're a woman I reckon it's one of the CTI contestants Who would send you flowers off there?
Starting point is 00:22:24 Jodie Rimmer? Jodie Rimmer? Jodie Rimmer, maybe. Does Jodie Rimmer have the handwriting of a three-year-old? Probably. She might have said it after a few G&Ts. Brianna, do you know if they came into the store? I know that they did come into the store, yes. Okay, so they did write the note.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Are we allowed to communicate back to them through you another message? Yes, I'm sure we can do that. Okay, you've effectively become our middle person. What's your message? I don't know. Tell them to come forward. Can you tell her, if it is Jodie Rimmer, why would she send me flowers in the first place?
Starting point is 00:22:56 No, this is the message, okay? The message is, meet me at Conch Bar tonight. At what time, you reckon? Oh, probably... 7.30? 8. 8. Say 8. Meet me at 8. I'll at what time, you reckon? Probably 7.30? 8. 8. Say 8.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Meet me at 8. I'll be there. Love, Brie. 8. I'll be there. She's such an interesting human being if it is Jodie Rimmer. You don't know that it's her. You don't know that it's her.
Starting point is 00:23:18 It could be anybody. No, whoever it is would have heard us talking about it yesterday because I said I hoped it was from Jeremy Wells or Moses Mackay. Yeah, there you go. Brianna, you've been more than helpful. We'll leave you to your work. Thank you very much. Tell Kate we said hello. This Investigations has more
Starting point is 00:23:37 twists and turns in it than an episode of True Detective. Literally, producer Ellie, you think it's Jodie Rimmer. I don't know. I think it might be. I feel like it's Celebrity Treasure Island contestant. It's a female. I know you guys are friends.
Starting point is 00:23:51 She's quite funny. She's got quite a good sense of humour. I feel like it's something she might do. But why would she send me flowers? Because she wants to get in your pants. No! Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Every week, Brie and I take each other on in this game on a Friday. Tiny bits of songs, just one second.
Starting point is 00:24:22 And whoever can correctly name the most wins the game. And every week week I lose. That's not necessarily true. We haven't actually looked at the results for this game. I don't need to. I've had producer Ellie bring up the stats. So first of all, producer Ellie, how many times have we played this game this year?
Starting point is 00:24:37 Why do that just before we're about to play? Ruins my confidence. No, no, you're good. You're good. Because some of these losses have only been tiny losses, you know? But that's not the point. Let's not focus on the losses. Let's focus on the wins.
Starting point is 00:24:49 How many games have we played? 24. And how many games has Bree won? Zero. Oh. Thanks a lot. Okay. Oh, you're right, mate.
Starting point is 00:24:59 All right, who's going first? Well, we're playing for Mobile Fuel. Yes. Let's bring on our people to choose. First of all, Annalisha is here. Hi, Annalisha. Hi. Who would you like to compete on your behalf?
Starting point is 00:25:08 I'll go with Brie. You'll go with Brie. Nice. All right. Thanks, Anna. Got your back. 24-0 and she's going with Brie. That's good.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I like the confidence. That means, Casey, I'm playing for you, okay? Okay, cool. If I win, you win free Mobile Fuel. She sounds disappointed. Sounds good. You want to go first or second? I want to go second.
Starting point is 00:25:28 You go second. Okay, Bree's stepping out into a soundproof room because we'll be using the same songs as each other. Okay, Clint, you can pass and you can give me name of the song or artist or feature artist. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Tones and I.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Yes. Katy Perry. Correct. Queen. Correct. The Roots. Correct. George Ezra. Correct. Losing It. Correct. Mumbo No. 5. Correct. Kesha. Correct. S Club 7. Correct. Green Day. Correct. Oh, he's done well today. We need Bree back in now. This is not going to go down well. This is not going to be a popular result with our friend. No, yep. No, Bree, you've got a chance here, I think.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yep. You're such a bad one. No, I'm good. You're the worst. Do it for Annalisha. Nah, I'm good. She believes in you. No, I want to win.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Yeah, you do want to win. That's why I hate this game, because I feel bad losing for someone. If we weren't playing for anyone, I wouldn't really care. Nah, in you. No, I want to win. Yeah, you do want to win. This is why I hate this game because I feel bad losing for someone. If we weren't playing for anyone, I wouldn't really care. No, it's all good, mate. You can pass and you can be artist or song, title or feature artist. I know the rules. Okay, all right. When you're ready, Ben, let's go.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Tones and I. Correct. Katy Perry. Correct. Queen. Correct. Darude. Correct.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Homegrown alley. Damn it, pass. Fisher. Correct. One, two. Mama No. 5. Correct. Wake up in the morning.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Kesha. Correct. S Club 7. Well done. That was a good game. A nice close game. And I guess bloody end. I got stuck on Fisher as well.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Yeah. No, I got stuck on the guy that I personally. Yeah, no, you did. George Ezra. Yeah, that one. No, that was good. But Clint got 10 out of 10. We're changing this game next week, by the way. No.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yep. How? Changing it how? No, I'm changing it. I'm going to tweak it. Okay. I'm interested. I'm changing it. You got eight, though. That's good. That is real good. Well done. No, I'm changing it. I'm going to tweak it. Okay. I'm interested. We're changing it.
Starting point is 00:27:26 You got eight, though. That's good. That is real good. Well done. No, we can tweak it next week. My goal was to get to 25 wins in a row, and we got there. Yeah, you're done. Oh, is that 25 today?
Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah. That's free fuel for Casey. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. So, exciting news in the music world. Taylor Swift's album is out right now. Congratulations, Taylor Swift. From the whole Brie and Clint team. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:27:51 And we know you're listening. Congratulations. Yeah, well done, Taylor. We always knew you'd get it out eventually. Yeah, nice work, nice work. Off the back of that and to celebrate, something I noticed is that her latest song, Me, is that the song? Yeah. Yeah, that's the song. Why are you looking at me like it's not the song? Oh, no, it is. It's is that her latest song, Me, is that the song?
Starting point is 00:28:05 Yeah. Yeah, that's the song. Why are you looking at me like it's not the song? Oh, no, it's just not the latest song. Oh. One of the songs off the new album. You need to calm down. It's the most recent, I think.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a lover, actually, technically. Mother, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I do know both of those. But this one was probably the biggest one off the album. The debut single off the album. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Because it's where her and Katy Perry came together and they made up and everyone was like, oh, my God, this is massive. Yeah. Anyway, one of the lines in the song, which we've all talked about as a team, is a little bit lame. It's a bit annoying. It's a bit annoying. It's this lyric here.
Starting point is 00:28:37 And I promise that nobody's going to love you like me. Spelling is fun. Girl, there ain't no I in this. Why does it offend us so much? I think it just sounds like something you hear in a kid's song. Yeah. Like a kid's show. A kid's show. It sounds like high five or something.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Yes, high five. Also, I think it sounds sarcastic. Yes, it also does. I agree. True. Like it doesn't need to be there. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I know what you mean. It's just a little bit out of place. But weird. Other than that You know I don't mind that song But interesting Out today On the album
Starting point is 00:29:10 That lyric there Is not included on the album track She's heard everybody's feedback And she's gone No I'm taking it off Yeah Yeah so this is what it sounds like Now I think there's a hole in the song.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I think I miss it. I kind of miss it, yeah. I don't miss that lyric, but I miss something. There needs to be something in there, right? Yeah, so I thought what we could do to help Taylor out, you know, because you'll probably listen to this,
Starting point is 00:29:38 is that we could come up with a few options. If she's re-recorded it once, she could re-record it again. Exactly. Come up with some options of a replacement line for the song. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah. I've got one. I've got one that could go in there. So we'll just do these live and this is a brainstorm, okay? It's a brainstorming session. It's a safe space. No idea is a bad idea.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Thank you. Love's a breakup, Taylor Swift as well. A lot of famous breakups. So what about... If you leave me, I'll cut your brakes. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:08 And it's just subtle. It's just subtle, you know? Yeah. Because you just slip it in there quietly. Like, I love you, I love you, but don't leave. Yes. It's good. Who wants to go next?
Starting point is 00:30:16 I don't mind. Is it brainstorm? I don't mind. Mine just went off. I just needed something to rhyme, something to fit. Yeah, go. Yeah. Okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Go for it. Give this straight to Taylor. You're okay if she uses it? Yep. Yeah, cool. It's a skid, not a number one. I like that. It rhymes.
Starting point is 00:30:38 For sure. Yes. Okay. I'll go next. You want to go next? Yeah, I'll go next. Okay. I think I've gone off The back of that whole vibe
Starting point is 00:30:45 Of where Taylor's like Talking to the kids Yeah She's like hey kids Spelling is fun Yeah So I've got Something like that
Starting point is 00:30:52 Cool Hey kids Uni's overrated Good line Yeah You know it's educational Yeah it's inspiring actually Uni is over Hey kids Uni's overrated Yeah yeah It's educational. It's inspiring, actually.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Hey, kids, uni's overrated. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like a... It's not rhyming, but, you know. No, but the message is there. Yeah, the message. Yeah. Ellie, you got one for us? You know, I've got one.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Okay, this is the last idea for Taylor Swift. Album out today. Not too late to change the song and re-record it. Hey, kids, Beyonce should have won. That's good. That's a reference. That's a reference to the 2009 VMAs.
Starting point is 00:31:34 In 2009. It took Kanye to record it. It's done. Lock it in. Taylor, call us. This is an interesting story I read today. There's a particular television show Lock it in. Taylor, call us. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is an interesting story I read today. There's a particular television show that you probably watched as a child that they've done research on, and it's decided that if you watch this,
Starting point is 00:31:55 you are more likely to be a successful adult than if you hadn't watched it as a child. Play School. No, not Play School. Did you guys have that in New Zealand? Yeah, we had Play School. We had our own version of Play School. Oh, cool. Do you have an Australian Play School? Yeah. And then there's a British Play School. Did you guys have that in New Zealand? Yeah, we had Play School. We had our own version of Play School. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Do you have an Australian Play School? Yeah. And then there's a British Play School as well. My favourite was Benita. Benita? Yeah. I don't think we had Benita. Was Benita a banana?
Starting point is 00:32:14 No, Benita was a woman. Oh, yeah, that works too. That's a woman's name. No, not Play School. What other shows do you think it could be that you watch as a kid that make you a more successful adult? Art Attack. Art Attack?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Yeah, did you guys have that? No. No? What is it? Is it a kid's show? Yeah, and they just do cool art stuff. Okay, no, not Art Attack. Not The Wiggles, not High Five, none of those shows.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Is it a cartoon? No, it's not a cartoon. The show that will have made you a more successful adult, and by the way, it's too late. Like if you didn't watch it, it's too late. You can't binge it now and become a better adult. Who wants to be a millionaire? No, not that either.
Starting point is 00:32:48 It was... Sesame Street. According to this study, kids exposed to the show were more likely to be employed and earning more money than children who didn't watch the show as a child. That's interesting. You'll make more money if you watched Sesame Street as a kid. Let's think about it, though.
Starting point is 00:33:17 What did it teach you? I mean, it did teach you important life skills. Taught you how to count. Remember they had the count on there? Van. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Do. Van. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah. Ah.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, cookie. Taught you good eating habits. Cookie. Yeah, Cookie Monster. Yeah, Cookie Monster doesn't eat cookies all the time anymore. No, cookies are a sometime food for Cookie Monster now.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Cookies are a sometime food. I miss my old life. It's so sad watching him sing it too and you can just tell he hates it. It also taught you like important property lessons too and that's where you may be better off because you can save money if you live in a rubbish bin. Oh, the grouch.
Starting point is 00:33:55 If you've got a kid, whack on some Sesame Street. They're more likely to fund your retirement that way. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint, in our lifetime, you and I have been blessed with all the best movies in a decade. We've had The Fast and the Furious, Too Fast, Too Furious, Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast Five, The Fate and the Furious, Furious 7.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I could go on and on. Hobbs and Shaw. Hobbs and Shaw. But never have I been this excited about a new Fast and the Furious film. Yeah. It's Fast and the Furious. Timaru. Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Now you're talking. A Fast and the Furious I can relate to. This has been a long time in the making. Yeah. But finally they've found, they've found their Vin Diesel. Yeah. Finally, they've found their Vin Diesel. This story, I think, is one of my most favourite stories of the year. It's amazing. There was a guy, a Timberoo man by the name of Charlie, who got fit.
Starting point is 00:35:01 He's a legend. I've seen the video. It's very good. He was on his mobility scooter. And look, there was a lot of traffic. And you see him start to weave onto the footpath and then off onto the road. And then all of a sudden the police catch Charlie and they put the sirens on. He's being chased down the road by a police car.
Starting point is 00:35:22 And he gets away for a long time. The funniest thing about the video is, like, he's not going that fast. Like, it's just a mobility scooter. And the police officer is kind of just idling along. The cop wouldn't be out of first gear. But he's got the sirens on, and I guess he's going, please, please stop. I just love how the cop goes down a side street, and then that Charlie cuts back across the street onto the footpath and then
Starting point is 00:35:47 the cops have to turn around. We're so lucky because the whole thing has been videoed by a family who are driving along in a car behind what's going on. Yeah, so they're in one of the cars that's stuck in traffic and we pick up the action halfway through.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Go on Ben, go! He's still going for it. First thing he did was yell out the window, slow down, slow down. And I was just, okay. And I slowed down for the next intersection and curb. I wasn't laughing or enjoying myself or anything. I just thought, well, I've got to get home. We get home from getting my tea ready, otherwise my whole evening gets stuffed up.
Starting point is 00:36:26 That's why he's running from the cops. I love him so much because he didn't want to be late for tea. Fair enough, too. Do you know he's a double amputee? Yes. So he has no legs. That's why he has the mobility scooter. This is the interesting thing about him, though.
Starting point is 00:36:40 He lost both of his legs in separate incidents. Did he? They weren't amputated at the same time. I don't know what the incidents were. I don't know what happened to him, but I've been reading more and more about him. But yeah, how unlucky do you have to be to lose, first of all, one leg and then lose the other leg as well? Well, probably because he's a bit of a
Starting point is 00:36:58 daredevil. We saw that, yes. The first leg was run over by a cop car and the second leg locks it in a speedway. I love New Zealand. The New Zealand Vin Diesel. Fast and the Furious, Timaru.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Too fast, too Timaru. In cinemas, September 13. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Friday Oki.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Nominated for more radio awards than The Secret Sound,
Starting point is 00:37:39 this is Friday Oki, New Zealand. One of my friends goes to me the other day. She's like, oh, I caught that segment you do on a Friday. And I was like, oh, no. She goes, yeah, Friday-okey. She goes, I think that might be why you're single. Well, it's done great things for my marriage. Since we started doing it, I've had a child.
Starting point is 00:37:58 So there's something in it. There's got to be something in it. No, you would have definitely got pregnant before this segment started. Yeah, shh. I'm trying to blur the timelines. Right. Every week, we select a song
Starting point is 00:38:07 and then each of us, I mean, we're fantastic singers. We get 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. He does his best to make us sound as good as possible.
Starting point is 00:38:16 His very best. We then play them and then you, New Zealand, decide who takes out Friday Oki for the week. That's how it works. This week, a little band,
Starting point is 00:38:24 you may have heard of them, Queen. They had a movie out earlier this year. I think it was called Bohemian Rhapsody. I think that might be one of their songs. We're taking on We Will Rock You, this tune here. Out of Bree and I, who has a better Freddie Mercury in them?
Starting point is 00:38:51 I've got a good moustache, so... We will let you decide. Here it comes, the first entry for Friday Oki this week. This is Brie. Bree. Ha ha We will, we will rock you Buddy, you're an old man, poor man Bleeding with your eyes Gonna make you some peace someday You got mud on your face Big disgrace
Starting point is 00:39:36 Somebody better put you back into your place Singing we will, we will rock you Sing it We will, we will rock you. See ya. We will, we will rock you. Everybody. We will, we will rock you. Ha ha.
Starting point is 00:40:01 We will, we will rock you. All right. I love the text machine. Oh, no, Bree. No! Yeah, I don't know. Reflecting on that, I'm not 100% sure I want to play my entry.
Starting point is 00:40:22 You say that every week. You'll be fine. Here it comes. The other entry for Friday Okie. This is mine. Buddy or a boy, make a big noise. Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you're a big disgrace. Kicking your can all over the place.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Singing we will, we will rock you we will we will rock you buddy you're an old man poor man pleading with your eyes gonna make you some peace someday you got mud on your face you're big disgrace somebody better put you back into your place. Singing, we will, we will rock you! Sing it! We will, we will rock you! Everybody! We will, we will rock you! We will, we will rock you Alright
Starting point is 00:41:27 The only thing that might save me Is I did this guitar solo live You can tell So good Yeah, these are my licks Someone said How is Bree's voice deeper and more manly than Clint's? Okay, excuse me
Starting point is 00:41:43 That is rude to me and Bree Yeah, that's rude to me and Bree. Yeah, that's rude to both of us. Who's got it, New Zealand? Who takes out Friday Oki this week? We're opening the phone lines right now. We will take five votes to pick a winner. Why would you pick one of the best frontmen in history? I thought we needed a bit of a challenge.
Starting point is 00:42:02 No, we don't need a challenge. We need help. Who's got this? We need Jesus. We need help. Who's got this? We need Jesus. We need Jesus. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Friday Oki. Another Friday, another day where we butcher a song.
Starting point is 00:42:18 That's what it is. Friday Oki. Friday Oki. It's a classic. We have to do it. It's our trademark now, you know? And the text message machine seems to agree with us. We've asked you who won, who did a better queen out of Brie and I.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Someone said no one. No one wins. That's fair. Someone else texted and said, Brie, I was actually about to ask you out for dinner, but after hearing that, I'm going to make sure we never go and do karaoke. That's rough. I think that's rough. Hey, they still said they'll take me out. You still get a free we never go and do karaoke. That's rough. I think that's rough.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Hey, they still said they'll take me out. You still get a free dinner out of it, right? That's fine. Five votes will decide whether Bree's version of Queen, which sounded like this. Everybody, we will, we will rock you. Or my version. Everybody, we will, we will rock you. Who's taking it out this week? Or my version. Who's taking it out this week?
Starting point is 00:43:11 Who had the better version of Queen? Let's go to the phones. Brianna is here. Hi, Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Hello. Great name. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:43:20 We share a name. What are you thinking for Friday Oki this afternoon? I think threeie wins. Oh, I like it. We've got a name. You would say that, though, wouldn't you, Brianna? It's in your best interest to vote for that. That's fine, though. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I appreciate that vote. Let's go to Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi. I think Brie wins. Yeah. Chris, I always knew you were a legend.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I appreciate your vote. Thank you. I'm sorry to know it's a trend. I don't think this always happens to me. Hi, Adam. Hi, guys. How are you? Hi, Adzy.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Good. Before you vote, any critical remarks you'd like to make on Friday Okie this week? I mean, always listen to Friday Okie, but this time it was definitely a man's song. Right. Okay. Okay. Bree, good effort. Thank you, mate. My vote is definitely Clint. Thank you very Right, okay. Okay. I mean, Brie, good effort. Thank you, mate.
Starting point is 00:44:05 My vote is definitely Clint. Thank you very much, Adam. I appreciate it. I'm on the board. It's not going to be a down trowel, at least. I don't think it ever was going to be. I've got a bad feeling. Vicky, welcome on board.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Now, I've heard that you absolutely loved this week's version of Friday Oaky. Your favourite, people are saying. Oh, yeah. Way to mutilate. It's a bloody good song, by the way. Hey, it's hard to do, Vicky, but we've done it. Who's your vote for?
Starting point is 00:44:33 My vote? Well, Brie? Brie? You're getting my vote. Vicky, I always knew I loved you, and I appreciate your support. That's 3-1. You've won the game. But finally, Jackson, who's your vote for?
Starting point is 00:44:47 I, Jackson. Okay. You both kind of ruined the song. I love the song, but you both kind of ruined it. Right, so is your vote for no one? No, I have to go to 3 because it was a lot better than Kim. All right, thanks, Jackson. Appreciate that, Jackson.
Starting point is 00:45:03 4-1, congratulations. Yay! I won by default. But it was a lot better than Kim. All right. Thanks, Jackson. Appreciate that, Jackson. 4-1. Congratulations. Yay. I won by default. Why does a victory in this game still feel so hollow? I know. Because everyone goes, if I have to pick, I guess. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.
Starting point is 00:45:20 It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Let's get something a little bit more upbeat for your Friday afternoon. We'll take your birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th. Let's talk to Jason first. Hi, Jason. Hi, Jason.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Hi. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Jason? 5th of August, 1986. Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 5th of August, and this is your birthday banger. It's a classic. He's got a pole in the basement.
Starting point is 00:45:56 That's Nelly and Hot in here. Are you happy with that, Jason, for your birthday banger? Great. It's a great one. Good for a Friday as well. Shana's here. Hey, Shana. Hi, Shana.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Hi. Hi. How's it going? Good. How are you, Shana? Pretty good. It's Friday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Hell yeah, Shana. What's your birthday? 14th of March, 1984. Okay. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 14th of March. And on that day, this topped the charts. Rumoured to be getting back together soon. Disney show.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Yeah. That's a fantastic song. I was hoping it wasn't going to be something really lame. Yeah, right. You got an absolute banger, Shana. I did. I did. And win or lose, no one can take that off you.
Starting point is 00:46:45 No. That's your birthday banger for the rest of your life. Thank you. When you're 80 and you're in the rest home, you can say, do you know what my birthday banger was? It was Disney's child. If you put that on, someone will break a hip. It'll be fantastic. As my mum would say, what a rip snorter.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Vanessa's here. Hi, Vanessa. Hey, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Vanessa, what's your birthday? The 3rd of October, 1983. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Ness, what's your birthday? The 3rd of October, 1983. Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 3rd of October.
Starting point is 00:47:12 And on that day, this was number one. The time's coming around. So don't you stop trying. Don't stop. Never give up. Hold your head high and brace yourself. Let the world see what you've got. S Club 7. And bring it all back. Another goodie. It's got the feels, right?
Starting point is 00:47:35 Yeah. It does. Yeah. That's a good birthday banger to have, Vanessa. It's got my vote. It's got my vote. It's got spirit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:43 It's got energy. Yes. It's got pep. It's got spirit. Yeah. It's got energy. Yes. It's got pip. And it reeks of desperation. I'm with you. You're with me? I think I'm going with you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yes. Vanessa, happy Friday, mate. You can go into the weekend knowing you win birthday banger. Woo-hoo. Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint, it's in. It's in. Thanks guys Bring and cleanse it in If people try to put you down, just walk on by, don't turn around. You only have to answer to yourself. Don't you know it's true what they say?
Starting point is 00:48:30 That life, it ain't easy. But your time's coming around. So don't you stop trying. Don't stop, never give up. Hold your head high and reach the top. Let the world see what you have got. Bring it all back to you. Dream of falling in love.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Anything you've been thinking of. When the world seems to get too tough. Bring it all back to you. Yeah, yeah. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Bring back, bring back. Na, na, na.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Try not to worry about a thing Enjoy the good times love can bring Keep it all inside you Gotta let the feelings show Imagination is the key Cause you are your own destiny You never should feel lonely When time is on your side
Starting point is 00:49:20 Don't you know it's true what they say Things are set to try you Your time's coming around So don't you know it's true what they say? Things are meant to try you Your time's coming around So don't you stop trying Don't stop, never give up Hold your head high and reach the top Let the world see what you have got Bring it all back to you
Starting point is 00:49:37 Dream of falling in love Anything you've been thinking of When the world seems to get too tough Bring it all back to you bring it on bring it on don't you know it's true what you say things happen for a reason We'll be right back. Bye. Shake your body I love to see you sweat I love to shake your body Don't stop, never give up
Starting point is 00:50:49 Don't stop Let the world see what you have got Bring it all back to you Drink up all your love And make you feel big enough When the world seems to get too tough Bring it all back to you Don't stop, never give up Don't stop ZM, that's a winner of birthday bagger today from S Club 7.
Starting point is 00:51:12 That is Bring It All Back. It's cheesy. It's fun. I messaged one of them on Instagram one time. Did you? What was the blonde one's name? Jo? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:24 What was her last name? I can't remember. Anyway, I messaged her something real weird. Was was the blonde one's name? Jo? Yeah. What was her last name? I can't remember. Anyway, I messaged her something real weird. Was it the potato peeler thing? It was the cheese grater. Cheese grater, yeah. I just messaged her asking if she had a cheese grater I could borrow. Didn't half the world start messaging her asking if she had a cheese grater?
Starting point is 00:51:38 Yeah. You'd go crazy, wouldn't you? She eventually made comment. She was like, no no I don't have one that anyone can borrow piss off Get a cheese grater Jo How do you grate your cheese?
Starting point is 00:51:51 Go round to Jo's she's making like mac and cheese it's just a big block of cheese in the middle of it Jo come on Probably would still work You're in East Club 7
Starting point is 00:51:57 surely you can afford a cheese grater Yeah ZM's Bree and Clint The Podcast I promised you just before the first ever edition of Bree and Clint's Vape News. It's news about vaporizers.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Vape News, Vape News. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they vape on you? And by no means is this an endorsement of vape culture. Okay, just to make that clear. It's not what we're doing. But it's news. And can we just say, they are bloody everywhere now.
Starting point is 00:52:34 You can get vapes at the dairy, you can get them at the gas station, there's ads on TV for them now. It's going viral. Yeah, they're like the new STD. What? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I guess that fits the brief. Yes, it does.
Starting point is 00:52:45 I'll just read you the headline. A vitamin-infused vaping product has drawn backlash after being promoted as a health product. Wait a minute. So they've created vitamin vapour. Vitamin, yeah. And they've put it into a vape. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:02 And then they're telling people it's good for you. Yeah. And they've put it into a vape And then they're telling people it's good for you I feel like I'm back in the 50s When my nan got told by her doctor You know what you should do for stress? You should take up smoking Yes, exactly right It's good for your stress Exactly right
Starting point is 00:53:17 Pregnant woman, you know what you need? You need to drink a pint of Guinness a day Because it's got vitamins in it We won't go into the vitamins that it says it contains, but they have said about the vitamin vape, the watermelon flavoured vape babe balance,
Starting point is 00:53:36 that's what it's called, has been released in New Zealand and retails for $24.95. What, you get the vape and the pod? Yeah, it's ready to go. It's a single use vape. It's got the vitamins in it. Oh, you get the vape and the pod? Yeah, it's ready to go. It's a single-use vape. It's got the vitamins in it. Oh, it's single-use.
Starting point is 00:53:48 That's weird. Yeah, it's got 200 sucks on it. But I thought, I thought if this is what we're doing, if we're now putting our vitamins inside our vapes, then don't stop there. Like, don't make it the only thing.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Put a hamburger in there. Well, this is what I was thinking. What about a protein vape? Yeah. And then you could have it at the gym between sets or while you're doing a set, while you're doing a big set, like, when you're getting protein out of your vape. Yeah. And then you could have it at the gym between sets or while you're doing a set, while you're doing a big set like
Starting point is 00:54:05 when you're getting protein out of your vape. That's a good idea. Water vape. So instead of drinking water, you just vape and it hydrates you at the same time. So it goes in the same hole. You get water go down there. Would that work? I don't know. If you can vape vitamins, why can't you vape water? Doesn't it vaporise?
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah, vaporise some water. Some fresh water. You know, water. Okay. No, you're not convinced? Alcohol. That was going to be my last one. And I'm pretty sure that already exists.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Alco-vape. Alco-vape. Again, we are not endorsing in any way vape culture. Nah, guys. But those are three ideas that the vape industry are welcome to use. I've got it. Bacon vape. Bacon vape. She's found use. I've got it. Bacon vape. Bacon vape.
Starting point is 00:54:46 She's found it. Look at producer Ellie. She's like, oh yeah. That's vape news. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Don't become a drug dealer, kids, because you will go to prison.
Starting point is 00:55:05 I think that's pretty straightforward advice, right? Yeah, pretty straightforward. And this story will scare you out of that career path altogether. A man in the States is going to prison for eight years after being caught with $17 million worth of pills. Whoa. That's a lot of pills. It is a lot of pills, but I mean, that's not news. These things happen.
Starting point is 00:55:25 People get caught for bad things like that. The interesting part about this story is the type of pills the man is selling. The man, who like we said, is now going to prison for eight years for selling $17 million worth of pills. Vitamin C pills. Not vitamin C pills. No. Ritalin. Not Ritalin.
Starting point is 00:55:41 No. The man was caught with boner pills. Oh, Viagra. Well, a version of it. Okay. So there's another one called Cialis. That's another. No, that sounds like it's for a rash.
Starting point is 00:55:56 It does kind of, but it's not. It's a boner pill. He had those. Just say it's like Viagra. It's like Viagra. Okay, sure. Yeah, just say that I'm just giving you the actual details
Starting point is 00:56:07 So he had these But he had then taken the ingredients And made his own That he was selling Because It's not illegal to have those pills You can go and get them from your doctor I was going to say yeah
Starting point is 00:56:18 So you've got to have a point of difference right You've got to have a reason Why you're going to this guy To get your boner pills What was he putting in them? He was making ultra concentrated Boner pills that were 14 times as strong as the ones you get from the doctor can you imagine 14 times as strong why would you want that why would you want that like are you trying to got that big of an issue are you going on america's got and you're doing a breakdancing routine where you want to spin on it or something like that?
Starting point is 00:56:49 Now that I would like to see. 14 times as strong. That's crazy. You'd be lucky if it didn't explode. I was going to say, you could lose your bone. You could lose more than just your bone. Yeah. You could lose a whole lot more.
Starting point is 00:57:03 You could lose the whole thing. You could blow your bloody legs off. My mum always used to say to my brother, if you play with it too much, it'll fall off. So there you go, kids. Like we said, that is not a career choice for you.
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