ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 24th 2018

Episode Date: August 24, 2018

The best millennial jobDamaged moneyMystery shopperHighest paid woman’s athletesBirthday Banger!Scotty Stevenson on the Black FernsBree’s mums 60thChat-RouletteFood with more sugar than cokeShapes resultsPosture correctorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zim! Zim! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Zim, Brie and Clint! Kia ora New Zealand and happy Friday! Oh yeah! Smell that? Not stir fry! It's that same smell every Friday, mate! What is that? Friday! Smells like... Can I ask why it would have been stir fry? I don't know. Maybe you cooked stir-fry and you had it for lunch.

Right. Because I would never have said stir-fry, by the way. I would have said what the rock's cooking, fart. Not stir-fry. Yeah, stuff that actually probably makes sense. Yeah. But that's all good. We can go with stir-fry.

Let's go with stir-fry. Hey, we're going to give someone the shot at 50 grand for the weekend. There are only a few days left to guess the secret sound. In fact, there's a few days left to guess the secret sound. In fact, there's only six days left. So if you want to go, you can do it at five o'clock with Soundkeeper Annabelle. Come on, guys. We can do it.

Also, I mean, go Annabelle. I don't know who I want to win. I don't know. I'm so torn. I'm really conflicted now. I'm so torn. I will be happy either way now. Either way. And hopefully, if you're listening, if you win, maybe, you know, share it with Annabelle.

Oh, with Annabelle, yeah. That'd be nice. Wow. Yeah, it would. Up to you, though. It would, but I'm nervous about creating that pressure around the person who wins it. But at the same time, it would be nice, and it would be the right thing to do, but there is no pressure, okay? There was a girl that was on Fletch Vaughan and Megan the other day that said she would give Annabelle 10 grand.

Yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. Up next, I think I've found the best job for a millennial ever. Oh, yeah? And guess what? You don't need any training because we're already doing it. Or is it watching Netflix on someone else's account?

That'd be a great job. No, it's not. We can find out what it is straight after Will Smith. Friday Jams This is Kid and Jiggy with it Bree and Clem Friday Afternoon Zit Im

Zit Im's Bree and Clem If you're looking for a career change I think I might have the job for you If you're a millennial Because this is something that all of us millennials Probably already do in our spare time Right So a guy by the name of Andy Batram

Has turned social media stalking into a profession. Is it sexist of me to say that I'm surprised it's a man who's turned it into a profession? I think it depends on the person. But I know who would definitely have a job in the industry here. Who? Trin, our web girl. Oh, yeah. She's incredible

at it. You know, one time I wanted to send a message to your brother without you knowing about it. We didn't know your brother's name. We didn't know his handle. We didn't know anything. He found, she found your brother within two and a half minutes. She's incredible. Yeah. She's amazing. So this could be a

job for her, Job Avenue. He's an ex-cop, Andy, his name is, and he got inspiration from the huge MTV show Catfish. Oh, yeah. So essentially he set up an agency. It's an investigation agency where you can contact him and he can help you weed out whether the profile you're talking to is real or not. Right.

Okay. So not just for like trying to find out whose photos your boyfriend's liking on Instagram and that sort of thing. Well, that's interesting. I wonder if he does that too. Like how surface does he go with that? Yeah. Can you please find out if the guy I'm seeing is still friends

with his ex-girlfriend on Facebook? Well, if he's good, he could find out. I know Trin from the web team could definitely find that out. She wouldn't even charge? No. She'd just do it so she could be a part of the goss. I'll do it for free. So what does he charge?

He actually charges around $35 per job. That is so affordable. Isn't it? That is so, he's underselling himself. So essentially if you find someone on Tinder that you really like and then something in you goes, what if this person's not real? You get in touch with Andy and he digs in the dirt. For $35.

$35. I mean, good. It's good that it's affordable. Put your prices up. Right? If Trin's listening right now, she's probably quit. She's left the job here at ZM. You know when you're stalking somebody and you're like real deep in their profile?

Like you're on their hairdresser's dogs page? Yeah. Or you're like a year and a half back in their Instagram feed. And you accidentally like them. No, no, no. What's your tactic for not accidentally liking? Are you like really light fingered? Because I find a solid finger is good.

My tactic, oh, that's not great. My tactic is not handing the phone to my mother who always tries to zoom in. Zinni is brain clenched. You know one of those moments where someone hands you a note and it might be slightly ripped or there's a part of it missing and you're like, what do I do

with this? Or it's got sellotape on it. Yeah, or if someone sticky taped it back together. Or if someone's drawn devil horns on the queen. So someone's graffitied it. Someone's graffitied the money or they've made like a note on it. And it's kind of like you feel awkward to use it. Yeah. I know what to do on it. And it's kind of like you feel awkward to use it. Yeah. I know what to do with it.

Oh, okay. There's an article that's been released about what to do with damaged or missing or ripped money. Yeah. And it's actually really interesting because I've always thought this when, usually I just take it on the chin. If you get like a slightly ripped note, you're like, oh, if I can't use it, I can't use it. What would you prefer? Slightly ripped note or someone to give you your $5 change in coins?

Coins. What? I love coins. Who loves coins? See, this is the difference between women and men. You've got a purse where you can put your coins. It's different. Your coin purse.

We love it. What's that an innuendo for? Oh, if you know, you know. Don't worry. A merkin? No, not a merkin. No, no. Don't put coins in there. Wouldn't be the first time. We've got lots. Why is your merkin. No, no. Don't put coins in there.

Wouldn't be the first time it got lost. Why is your merkin jingling? No reason. What I was trying to say is men don't have anywhere to put coins. They just go in your pocket. You know what I loved about living with my brother is he would always have a wallet that couldn't hold coins so I would always get the off run.

Like some kind of hobo. It was great. You just sit in the lounge with a hat in front of you. The amount of. Like some kind of hobo. It was great. You just sit in the lounge with a hat in front of you. The amount of money he gave me over the years, it was amazing. Anyway, so what do you do when you've got damaged money? So apparently, there's this article that's come out and said that good news, if you've got less than 20% of the banknote missing, so say there's less than 20% of the banknote ripped off, you can actually take it to your bank and get the full value of that note. So you have to swap it, which is great.

If it's missing more, if it's missing no greater than 80%, so that's quite a lot. That's a lot of the note, right? That's more than three quarters of it gone. More than three quarters of it. A value will be paid to you, a portion of what it's worth. Really? Yes. So if you've got a $10 note and 80% of it's missing, they'll give you $2 for it.

Well, maybe. I guess they'll decide on the portion they'll give you. So for example, yeah, if you've got a $20 banknote. Oh, this is rough. This is dangerous because I'm imagining people, say you've got a $20 notenote. Oh, this is rough. This is dangerous because I'm imagining people, say you've got a $20 note.

Yes. You cut it in a weird angle and then you take it into the bank and you go, you argue that, oh, I reckon I've got 60% of that. Well, this is the risk you take. Yeah, and then they give you 12 for that and then you take the other one and you go, I've got 60. Then you've turned your 20 into $24. Well, you're going to a lot of effort, aren't you?

For $4, yeah. For $4. So if you, for example, if you've got a $20 note, if're going to a lot of effort, aren't you? For $4, yeah. For $4. So if you, for example, if you've got a $20 note, if a quarter of it's ripped off, they'll give you about $15. Yeah. Yeah. But this is where it gets weird. If 80% is missing, you get absolutely nothing.

Oh, okay. So I guess if it rips in a certain way, too bad. Yeah, because someone else will still be using the rest of that note to its full value. Yeah, exactly right. Also, they want you to, if it's graffitied or got marks or whatever on it, you can take those in and get the full amount for them as well. What if I just don't have the money and I go into the bank and I said, oh, I've lost it, I didn't spend it.

Yeah, stiff shit, you get nothing. Zee, it's Bree and Clint. Bree, have you ever worked in retail or like customer service? Yes. Yeah, how real is the threat, and your boss loves to lord this over you, that, oh, there might be a secret shopper come in today. That's literally how they keep everyone on point.

Yeah, this is interesting because our producer, Ben McDowell from Christchurch, has just been asked to be a secret shopper. You're the least likely person I would ask. That's probably why I've been picked, right? You're very memorable. Why? Well, that's a lovely compliment. It doesn't blend in. Oh, hang on. That's less of a compliment. I could wear a hoodie. No.

It's good to be different. Let's get some details. Yeah. So who are you a secret shopper for? So if people don't know what a secret shopper is. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's essentially when they send in an actor to go in to see how good the customer service is. Yes, and they come in and they go, hello, I'm just looking to do some business here.

I would like some clothing. Hello, I need help in this store. Can you please point me to the best products? And then they report back to the people, right, who own the business. This person sucks, Fire this person. And Janice is phenomenal. Give her a pay raise.

So that's what you're going in to do. I can't believe someone has left that in your hands. So who's it for? It's for, I'm not going to say. I don't want to say. Good. That was a test. That was a test.

That was a test. You passed. Okay. Can you tell us the industry? Food. Food. Yeah. That's the best one You passed. Okay. Can you tell us the industry? Food. Food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the best one to do it for.

So do you have to report back on the people in the store or the quality of the food? They've given me a bunch of things that I have to come back with. Oh, what are they? Yeah. Do you want me to read out a few? Just a few? Let's hear it.

So one is the customer service and how friendly the staff are. Right. Because that's a super important one. One of the weird ones was what type of people shop there. Like, are they the target demo? And they'll give me a target demo for the people that shop there. Oh my God, you've got to judge customers as well as staff. So we're talking, I'm guessing, upper class or people like us, peasants.

And there's other things like, is the food easy to find? Is it in the correct areas? Yeah, yeah. All the boring stuff. So I want to go in on the customer service people. So what are you looking for? As a secret shopper, because this will help people listening now who work in customer service, what do you need them to do?

Do they need to be overly friendly? Do they need to ask you how your day is going? What do you want, secret shopper? No, because I don't want anything over the top, right? Neither. That's so annoying. I don't want anything over the top, right? Neither. That's so annoying. I don't want people to leave me alone, but if I need help, they are there for me to ask. They're within two aisles.

I can look around the aisle and be like, oh there, I can go up and talk to them. I like that. I'm wondering, have you done a polytech course for this? Like, how are you trained for this? I don't think I did any training. I'm just going to be honest about it. I'm getting paid to do it, so that's fun. That's awesome. How much do you get paid for it? So I get paid for this. I don't think you have to have any training. I'm just going to be honest about it. I'm getting paid to do it, so that's fun. That's awesome.

How much do you get paid for it? So I get paid $300, plus you get a $50 shop. You have to shop for certain items. They give you an actual menu. And you get to take those home. So every shop, it's $50. Yeah, I get to take the food home. What is this dream job?

That is an absolute dream job. $300, and you get to do free shopping? Yeah. Holy crap. I need to sign up for this. Okay, let's get you like as the best person at this job ever. So let's make you really good at it. What are you going to wear?

Probably a hoodie and sunglasses. Nah, nah. Nah. You sound like you're going to rob the place. You're meant to be incognito. Not literally. Yeah, yeah. Not look like you're undercover

Ben's like I'm thinking a whole Head to toe camo outfit Holding a clipboard Walking around The service is great They called the police They thought I was there

To rob the place ZDM's brilliant clan How good's a list on this show? Oh, I love a list I do love a list And a list is You can take a paper In doing lists at radio school

There's lists Surveys And studies That's basically a radio degree Pretty much it and a list has been- You can take a paper in doing lists at radio school. There's lists, surveys, and studies. That's basically a radio degree. Pretty much it. A list has been released of the top 10 highest paid athletes in the world. Oh, yeah. Who do you think's at the top? LeBron?

No, it'll be some footballer. He's not a woman. It's females. You didn't say females. Oh, didn't I? Oh, there you go. You said athletes, and I assumed that you meant men. That's how you've been conditioned.

That's not your fault. Thank you. Thank you for taking the burden off me. So highest paid female athletes. Highest paid female athletes. Yeah. Who do you think's at the top? Who do you think of straight away?

I think of Serena Williams. She's at the top. Yeah. Number one, the top. Yeah, okay. Number one, clear winner. Yeah. And obviously she's been in that sport for a long time. So in the last year, we're talking, yeah, this year, what they've made in their winnings just from tennis.

She's the LeBron of women's sport. She's a global brand. She's hugely dominant. She's one of the best athletes in the world. Yes. Not just female. Oh, I see what you've done there. But athletes.

Yeah, I see what you've done there. Yeah, she's incredible. So she's made $18.1 million. What, this year? I think that's prize money in the last, yeah, 12 months. And she's had a baby, so. Yeah, there you go. Some people can do it all.

Oh, so she made $18 million on maternity leave. Literally. But the thing that I found the most interesting about the top 10 list is that out of the 10, guess how many are tennis players? Oh, half? Eight. Whoa. In the top 10, eight of the highest paid female athletes play tennis.

Wow. Isn't that crazy? Shows you what you have to do if you're a woman and you want to make money in sport. Play tennis. You have to play tennis. Literally. What do you think of the other two females who made the top ten? What sport do you think they play?

Women's basketball? No. You'll never, ever guess. Golf. Golf would be a good one, but they're not in there. Lydia Ko makes good money. Yeah. No idea. One is Danica Patrick, her name is. She's number nine on the list. She actually does auto racing. Oh, yeah. So she makes $7.5 million in the last 12 months. Do you mean car

racing? Well, on this list, it says auto racing. If I might imagine that that's a car. Yeah, probably. Probably not a truck, hey? My favourite one on the whole list though, her name is PV Sindhu and she's number seven on the highest paid female athletes for badminton. Really? Yes. $8.5 million that woman has made. From playing badminton Badminton

Wow And the rest of the She's gotta be the Serena Williams of badminton Literally Like she must be She would be She must be the superstar

Of the game And the rest of the Tennis players I can't actually Pronounce any of them So that's it Hey good work Yeah thanks

Zinian's Breeinclan It's my birthday It's my birthday Breeinclan's birthday banger Hey, good work. Yeah, thanks. All right, this is where you call us up, 0800-DIAL-ZM. You give us your birthday and we tell you what song was actually topping the charts here in NZ on your 16th birthday. Hi, Taryn. Hi, Taryn. Hi. Happy Friday, first of all. Welcome to the show.

Thank you. What's your birthday, Taryn? 11. Happy Friday, first of all. Welcome to the show. Thank you. What's your birthday, Taryn? 11th of July, 1995. Okay, Taryn, you were 16 in 2011 on the 11th of July. And back in 2011, this was top of the charts. Never mind, I'll find someone like you. Oh, yeah. Oh, Taryn.

Give it to me. Is it a banger? That's a good song, yeah. Oh, no doubt it's a good song. It it a banger? That's a good song, yeah. No doubt it's a good song. It's one of the most successful songs of all time, but for a Friday, is it a banger? Taryn, when you can belt it in your car, I think banger. Yeah, that's one of those.

And cry. Do you want to do like a dance remix or cry? That's what you want. Okay, good luck, Taryn. Adele, someone like you, that's the first one. Let's go to the next caller. Okay, good luck, Taryn. Adele, someone like you, that's the first one. Let's go to the next caller. Hello, Adam.

Hi, guys. What's your birthday? Oh, you should know this. I came in a couple of days ago. I'm famous. Adam! Hello, mate. So this is, if you missed it,

this is the guy who we gave out his phone number live on the radio to the whole country and he would have had something like 600, 700 calls over 24 hours. Is that right? Yeah, that sounds about right. Are people still calling, Adzi? Are people still messaging? Yeah, I think he had

a few schools call me in today. He had a couple of classrooms. Everyone's been asking a bunch of questions. What is going on? Are you serious? Yeah, it's been great. That's amazing. That's where the teachers are getting their lesson plan from now, that's been great. That's amazing. That's where the teachers are getting their lesson plan from now. Lesson to ZM.

That's so good. All right. Oh, I'm keen for this. Adzy, what's your birthday? April the 1st, 1990. Okay, Adam, you were 16 in 2006 on the 1st of April, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Adzy.

Oh, yeah. Pussycat dolls. Are you into this, mate? Oh, this is everything and anything. Yeah. You know Adam. He's happy with anything he gets. He's down for whatever.

All right. Love you, Adam. Wait there, okay? What a problem, guys. Okay. I love the pussycat dolls. Last one, Linda. Hey, Linda. Hi, Linda. Hi. I love the pussycat dolls. Last one, Linda. Hey, Linda.

Hi, Linda. Hi. What's your birth? Good, how are you? Not bad, not bad. Keen for the weekend, Linda? Oh. Oh.

Oh, don't say that word. You're a bit too keen. Yeah. I nearly said the wrong word. Yeah, yeah. It was on the radio. Okay, give us your birthday. 15th of July, 1982.

Linda's a loose unit. I think she's had some Pinot Gris. Linda, you were 16 in 1998 on the 15th of July, and this was top of the charts. Brandy. You reckon? The Boy Is Mine. Recently remixed with Beyonce in it.

Oh, really? Last year or the year before. Okay. Okay, Linda, you need to wait there. We've got some tough decisions to make, okay? Keep drinking that Pinot Gris. What are we doing? Is there any chance that it's Adele?

For a Friday, I think it's Pussycat Dolls. Well, for Adam, I think it's Pussycat Dolls. And just to get Adzy back on the phone. Hello, mate. G'day, guys. Guess what? What? We're playing the Pussycat Dolls. And just to get Adzy back on the phone. Hello, mate. G'day, guys. Guess what? What? We're playing the Pussycat Dolls

just for you. Oh, you guys are spectacular. Isn't it all coming up, Adam, this week? It's your week, mate. You should buy a lotto ticket. Oh, you just gave me the best idea.

All right. Here's your birthday banger. See you, Adam. Cheers, guys. Bye. Secret sound Nick, ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of birthday banger for Adam,

the Pussycat Dolls and Beat. Who was the guy on that track? Will.i.am, I think. Will.i.am, was he? Yeah. I love that song. ZM's Brie and Clint. When the All Blacks played the Wallabies, the Black Ferns also played the Wallaroos.

Someone revealed via Twitter that they weren't allowed to warm up on the field that the All Blacks were going to play, and the women's team were forced to go into some other space to do it, and they weren't allowed access to the stadium until a few minutes before their game started. That man was Scotty J. Stevenson, Sky Sports commentator. Tweet went viral and he joins us on the show right now. How are you?

Hi, guys. What an introduction. How nice to talk to you, Clinton Bree. I tell you what, almost a week ago, you were in the midst of starting a trans-Tasman shitstorm via your Twitter account. I didn't start anything. I'm just reporting facts. Yeah.

Nah, mate. The people who don't think these things do start it. Scotty, I was on board your side straight away, and I thought about time someone who obviously you're involved a lot with these things said something, spoke up. I'm on your side, mate. Oh, look, you know, the thing is with the Black Ferns, and I know the ladies pretty well, and they're just outstanding to be around.

And look, none of them are under any illusions. You know, they're still building their game and they're still building their fan base. But the thing to me is that it's not about corporate dollars. It's not about fans through the gate. It's just about respect. These women are playing a test match just as the men are playing a test match.

They're training to play test matches. They're representing their countries and and the reason that i thought something needed to be said is because they wouldn't have said anything themselves because they're so used to making compromises in order to play the game and uh they shouldn't have to make those compromises and and you know i was sitting there commentating the game with sarah goss and we're sort of watching the field and thinking where are they where have they gone they're not out there warming up. And as it transpired, it had been arranged that they warmed up in another facility outside the stadium.

And I'm sorry, I just don't think that's good enough for a team. Scotty, they warmed up on a piece of AstroTurf next to the bloody highway. What a joke. Pretty much. Although I noted today that Australian rugby's come out and said, well, it's a $2 million piece of AstroTurf. Oh, big deal.

I love that ANZ Stadium... Put $2 million Israel Folau on there to warm up. Yeah, exactly right. See what he says. I love that ANZ Stadium said that their policy was that in a double header, the first team never warms up on the field. But then Manly Sea Eagles in the NRL have come out and said that earlier in the year, they warmed up on the field in a doubleheader.

Yeah, look, the thing about these sorts of stories is everyone is just so keen to double down on the deception. I don't know when they're going to learn. You know, if you've been called out for it, just go, yeah, sorry. Own it. It'll never happen again. But they want to keep making up stories like they had a policy in place. And in the same breath, they were saying, well,

we've never had a rugby doubleheader. I said, well, some policy that is, if you've never had one, that's a pretty bad policy. Then you don't have a policy, exactly. How good is this? Sports chat on ZM, you don't normally get this. No, you don't. We're going deep.

We're going deep. But we've got to move on because they're at it again this weekend, tomorrow night at Eden Park. Yes. And that's why we're talking about it here this afternoon, Scotty. We need to get on board these girls. The world champion Black Ferns will play the Wallaroos, who I didn't realise a Wallaroo was an actual animal.

Did you know that, Scotty? Yeah, no, it's all noise. Yeah, there's some crossbreeding going on there. But, yeah, for sure, the Wallaroos never beaten the Black Ferns. And, in fact, the last time these two sides played at Eden Park, it was a record score for the Black Ferns. They won the game 67 points to three. I mean, let's not reminisce on old games, Scotty.

The main thing we need to talk about here is you need to get out and support these amazing athletes. Has Eden Park come out and said, yeah, we'll treat the women's game better than the Australians did? Have they said that the Black Ferns and the Wallaroos will at least get to go into the stadium in time to warm up for their game. The Wallaroos and the Black Ferns will be warming up on Eden Park.

That's awesome. So if nothing else, the story through the week has had an impact. Although hopefully this was always going to be the case that those Wahine got a chance to warm up just as the blokes do. But now we just need to get along there, get along and watch it.

It's a doubleheader. It's value for money. It's all included in the ticket price. So get there early and support these girls. Yeah, I'll be there. It's going to be a great game. What's your prediction? I'm predicting the Black Ferns.

I mean, we don't need to go into that. I mean... Sorry, Brie. I think it's going to be a good night for New Zealand, put it that way. SkySports commentator and women's rugby activist, that's Scotty J. Stevenson. Thank you very much, mate.

Appreciate it, Scotty. I'll take it. Zee's Brinkland. It's a big weekend for me this weekend because my mum's turning 60 and we're having her birthday party in Brisbane. So I'm flying to Brisbane tonight and I'm a bit worried about my whole family getting together. Why? Well, let's just say my mum's side of the family are all loose units. Yes. So my mum's got

a twin, Julie, and then their other sister, Cheryl. When they get together, they just make bad decisions. Oh, is this a double 60th? This is a double 60th. 60th double header. So my mum tells me the other night that they've decided that we're having the 60th at this Vietnamese restaurant that I think at 7.30 turns into a karaoke bar. Yes, your mum knows what's going on. That is so good. No, it's not, mate.

Yes, it is. It's not. My mum on two Pinot Gris is a loose cannon. I'm not joking. Her voice, her singing voice, we know how bad my singing voice is. Yeah. Hers is twice as bad as mine. I've inherited her singing voice.

But when she's had a couple of drinks, she thinks she's great. Yeah. And she loves some Elvis. So she'll probably be up on the stage doing a bit of Elvis. Yeah, I can see her doing that. Everyone else in the restaurant will leave. Like, I'm not joking. It's going to be so bad.

That's what you want, though. You want them to leave. Yeah, yeah. Clear the restaurant out. Private party. No, it's actually going to be a lot of fun. I'm just worried about, obviously, the demographic of the table and inside the restaurant.

There's going to be my dad. He loves to do Johnny Cash. And it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire. This one's a classic. The ring of fire. Because you don't have to try to sing, really. You just go really low.

You can do it. Everyone can. Which will be great. And then my auntie Cheryl will get up there and she loves the Bee Gees. See, Bee Gees is not one everyone can do. Oh, they think they can. Because I just sing like this.

Yeah, more easy for a woman to do Barry Gibb, isn't it? Yeah. I find it's going to be probably... A 60-year-old woman on half a bottle of Pinot, though. Yeah, you actually know that. That's probably right. That's right on key, definitely. To do Barry Gibb, isn't it? Yeah. I find it's going to be probably... A 60-year-old woman on half a bottle of Pinot, though? Yeah, you actually know that. No, it's probably right. That's right on key, yeah. Right spot on.

That's right in the sweet spot. Right in the pocket. No, you're nailing that, Cheryl. No, get it, Cheryl. Turn Cheryl's microphone up. She's on fire. No, okay, now turn it down. No, go back to back, Cheryl.

Do a double header. Do islands in the stream. I'm so glad you're not going to be there to encourage it. Zedian's brain clips. Did you see this story that's saying that the smartphone has killed the phone call? No, not the phone call. That's one of my favourite methods of communication. No, it's not.

Right behind letter writing and smoke signals. And pigeon sending. So they're saying they surveyed a group of 2,000 people and the results are clearly swaying that baby boomers, which are people born in the 50s? Yeah. Around there? People born after the war, yeah.

40s, 50s, something like that? 50s, yeah. Yeah, so they're saying that they love a phone call, still use phone calls, and around 68% of people born in that era are still using the phone call. They're the ones keeping the landline dream alive. Yeah. You know?

They're still on the landline. My mum still has a landline. The only people that calls her literally are telemarketers or her sister, Sherl. When we're there, the landline rings and she goes, that'll be Sherl. And I said, of course it, Sherl. When we're there, the landline rings and she goes, that'll be Sherl. And I said, of course it's Sherl. No one else called you on the landline.

She's the only one who knows your phone number. It's ridiculous. Anyway, they're saying that millennials, so people our age, there's only about a quarter of people who actually pick up a phone call. Well, I believe that. There's three quarters who actively avoid a phone call. It rings and they go, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. I'm literally one of them because you're like, God, oh, God, oh, God.

I'm literally one of them because you're like, how long is this going to take? Yeah. Which is why we're going to test that theory this afternoon, Clint, with a little game I like to call Chat Roulette. Brian Clint's Chat Roulette. Essentially, we're going to test the theory that only a quarter of our generation picks up the phone.

So what's going to happen this afternoon is I'm going to take your phone. I've got your phone right now. Yeah, and I've got yours. And I'm going to call anyone in your phone. This makes me uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable. It's not that they won't answer

because the probability is they won't. The uncomfortable one is who are you going to swipe up? I haven't cleared that phone book out for ever. Who's potentially in here? Old bosses? Old bosses, old girlfriends, old flatmates, old friends, just anybody. Is there anyone that used to date parents in here?

Yes. This is so good. Okay, who's going to go first? You can go first. You've got my phone. Alright, here we go. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. That person. Who is Alice Duncan? She was one of my bosses when I worked in radio back in Christchurch. What radio station?

It was when I worked for The Itch. Let's ask her who she likes better these days. Okay, cool. If she answers. Clinton, hello? Hi, Alice. This is Clint's new co-host, Brie. How are you?

Oh, hello, Brie. How are you? I'm really good. Hey, we're just playing this new game where we think people don't answer the phone, but you've answered. That's so good. I was like, why is Clint calling me? This is strange.

And what kind of day is this? So we thought we'd ask really quickly I was like, what is Clint calling me? This is strange. And what kind of day is this? So we thought we'd ask really quickly because you used to work for The Edge. Who do you like better these days, The Edge or ZM? Are you moving on now? You want to put me on the spot here? Yeah. If it's ZM, sniff once.

Yeah, cough once. Cough once. Cough once. Love it. That's all we needed, Alice. So lovely to talk to you. By the way, I am here. I just really don't know what to say. Clint's here, but he just had no reason to call you.

But you're a delight. Call the show anytime. Or we'll call you anytime. I will. See you, Alice. Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. Bye.

Bye. Right. Okay. That wasn't so bad. Give me your phone. Oh, I will. See you, Alice. Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. Bye. Bye. Right, okay. That wasn't so bad. Give me your phone. Oh, no. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Who's Jack the Ripper? Jack the Rapper, not the Ripper.

Oh, Jack the Ripper. Jack the Rapper. He's a guy that used to work on another radio show that I used to do. Do you and I have anyone in our phones that aren't radio people? Man, we're lame. Okay, is he a real rapper? Yeah, he is. Oh, he's pretty good looking too. Is he?

All right. When was the last time you talked to him? Oh, a year ago. Oh, no. How embarrassing. This is not available. Please leave a short message and it will be sent... Don't leave a message.

Don't... G'day, Jack. It's Clint here. I do a show with Bree. Oh, God. She said she used to be on your show a long time ago. She just said she never got the chance to tell you how good looking you were. Oh, my God, Clint.

Anyway, if you get the signature text... What the hell? It's all right. Now it's out there. He's got a girlfriend that I know. Oops. I hope he doesn't listen to that. No one listens to voicemails.

Even less people listen to voicemails. No one listens to voicemails. Zinni is brilliant. You know how we always talk about how much sugar is in a can of Coke? Yeah, or in all fizzy drinks. In all fizzy drinks. And they always do those tests and they're like, oh, there's this many teaspoons of sugar in all fizzy drinks. In all fizzy drinks. And they always do those tests and they're like,

oh, there's this many teaspoons of sugar in a can of Coke. Whenever they say that, because I always go, there's a lot of sugar in this. It's not until you see it you go, holy shit. No, there's a lot of sugar in this. Holy shit. I couldn't eat that much sugar if I tried to. But somehow if it's in a black sticky liquid,

it goes down like nothing. Really easily. You don't really think about though, if you put in comparison in some other items that you might be eating every day, there's more sugar per hundred grams in a lot of other things than there is in Coke.

Don't do this. Don't ruin some other things that I love. Don't ruin some small happiness that I have left in my life. I'm not ruining anything. I'm just educating you. And you know what? Ignorance is bliss. I'd rather stay dumb. Well, you cannot listen then.

Yeah. So let's put it into perspective. In a can of Coke, it's usually about 375 mils. You've got 39 grams of sugar. Which is a ton. How much? Is that eight teaspoons almost? It's a lot.

It's so much. Imagine a cup of tea where you put eight teaspoons of sugar in it. Yeah, exactly. Imagine trying to drink that. That's crazy. So if you're talking about like per hundred mils or so, which is like a hundred grams, a hundred mils, you get about 10.6 grams of sugar. Yeah. So do you want to do a comparison about a few items that you might be eating and how many grams of sugar is in per 100 grams yeah okay so tiny teddies yeah do you like tiny teddies love a tiny teddy how good's a tiny teddy so coke is 10.6 yeah per 100 yeah tiny teddies are 25.1 but they're bitter for you because they're tiny

there's more sugar per like. Yeah, but they're so tiny. Like it's mental. They can't do that much damage. Oh, something that I really love for breakfast, Nutri-Grain. Oh, yeah. How good's Nutri-Grain? Oh, I've never thought that Nutri-Grain was that good. Yeah, neither. There's been times where I've been like, oh, the Ironman

eat this. It must be good. Yeah, but whenever I eat it, I go, unless you are having a bowl of this and literally going and doing an Ironman, I'm pretty sure you're not going to burn it off. That's the only reason those guys are healthy. So, 26.7 per 100 grams in Nutri-Grain.

It's literally shoveling sugar into your mouth. So, it's over one quarter sugar as the total amount of ingredients. It's over a quarter sugar. That's horrific. So bad. What about those... Make sure you do that scream off the Nutri-Grain ad when I hear that noise.

What about those yogurt top muesli bars? Have you ever eaten one of those? Yeah. And we're putting these in kids' lunch boxes. And I'm going muesli bars are in the healthy category because muesli, healthy. 23 grams of sugar per hundred. That's a ton of sugar.

What about Weight Watchers? How good's Weight Watchers? I don't know. I've never been on Weight Watchers. Oh, Weight Watchers food's pretty good. Is that the one where you go to them and then they give you all the food? It's a certain amount of points per piece of food

and all that kind of stuff. But they give you the food, eh? So they give you little microwave pies and pizzas and stuff. And you can buy it at Countdown. Oh, yeah. You can actually buy the Weight Watchers food at Countdown. So the Weight Watchers chocolate ice cream sundae, apparently they're saying it's good for you,

turns out 20.9 grams of sugar per hundred. So it's one-fifth sugar. Literally. This is the one that devastated me the most. How are you meant to watch your weight if you're... Yeah, you watch it go up. Literally. This is the one that devastated me the most. How are you meant to watch your weight if you're... Yeah, you watch it go up. Yeah.

That's how they get you to stay on the program. They don't want you to lose heaps of weight straight away. Exactly. Otherwise you'll leave. Yeah. This is the one I think I was most devastated at. And I don't want to think about it. Trident sweet chilli sauce. In the glass bottle. Yes, you know

the one I'm talking about. It's delicious. Bear in mind that it's got chilli in it so it'll be healthier for you too. That's not the case. Chilli's a vegetable. Doesn't matter. And it helps speed up your metabolism. Just think about this for a second. Oh, it's so good on wedges. So good on

yeah. Oh my god, I can't even read it out. 66 grams of sugar per 100 grams. It's nearly three quarters sugar. Far out. That explains why after you've used it once, the lid always sticks to it because the sugar's turned it into glue.

It's so sticky. That's why you can't get it out of the bottle. Then you're going to smack the bottom of the bottle. I don't care. I'd rather be fat and give up that. Zinium's brilliant, Clint. How good are shapes? Oh, wait a minute, mate.

What? Don't go acting like you love shapes and they're your favourite. You've said to me a few times you like them, but you're not that big of an advocate. Yeah, don't buy them. But if someone else has got a box, my whole hand is in there. Yeah, I love shapes. Don't if someone else has got a box, my whole hand is in there. Yeah, I love shapes. Don't count me out of the shapes

chat. You know what? I loved shapes my entire life and when those idiots changed the whole recipe and tried to pass it off like it wasn't a big deal, that made me really angry. Yeah, but that just shows you how people power can change the world because we complained enough

that it's changed back. Which would never happen. Which just goes to show, moan, moan, moan until you get your way. That's what you do. Here at ZM we obviously only cover off the big topics and we have been conducting an internet-wide poll to find out what New Zealand's favourite shape is. Which I'm actually super interested in. So 3,500 people, which is a lot,

took part in this survey. It's a good survey amount. What's your favourite shape? What do you think came in third? Oh, well, for me Well, give me your top three. My top three, easily pizza, barbecue,

cheese and bacon. Okay, you have two of the top three. two of the top three. Two of the top three. So barbecue came in fourth. Oh, I bet chicken crimpies in there. Chicken crimpy came in second. Did it? Yeah.

It beat out pizza. What? Pizza is New Zealand's third favourite flavour of shake. No way. I reckon pizza's my favourite. I think pizza's, yeah, probably my favourite. Then why didn't you put it in your top three? I did.

Oh, you did? I did. Oh, this is getting confusing. What's the number one? Okay, in fourth place, New Zealand's fourth favourite shape, barbecue. In third place, New Zealand's third favourite shape, pizza. In second place, New Zealand's second favourite shape, chicken crimpy. And in first place, New Zealand's favourite shape is

cheese and bacon. There you go. Interesting. You know the only reason I don't like cheese and bacon as much as maybe pizza is when you eat cheese and bacon, the smell of the actual shape stays on your fingers

for a long time. I get that from chicken crimpy. Do you? I think Chicken Crumpy is, if we're talking flavour dust, I think it's the dustiest of all shapes. Do you think so? That makes me probably like it even more. It's like shapes crack at the bottom of the bag. Literally, that's the only reason I get barbecue is because of the red stuff at the bottom. Hey man, you're going to use that bag? Do you mind if I just lick my finger, shove it in, rub it around and then plunge it straight into my mouth? No, I just pull out the whole bag and just

go to town on it. So in the Great Shapes election of 2018 Cheese and Bacon is our Shapes Prime Minister. And it was a clear winner, right? Yeah, yeah, by quite a long way. So interesting. Well there you go, covering off the really important topics here at the Bree and Clint show.

ZDM's Bree and Clint. So one of Bree's big purchases has arrived. We talked about this one. It's not that big of a purchase. No, but it's a purchase and you had to order it online. Did it come from Wish, that weird site? Is it a Wish one? No, it was one of those weird ads that came up on Instagram and sucked me in. Yeah, but what's the site?

Is it an AliExpress? No, it's like Body Architect. Oh, good. like a body architect. Good. You might remember this. Definitely a scam. Brie has bought one of those things you see come up in Facebook ads, a posture corrector. So essentially it's a piece of

fabric that does nothing. It's like a sports bra that doesn't hold your boobies. It's like a backpack without a bag. It's a sports bra jockstrap kind of looking thing. It's a black harness, and the idea is that when you get a rounded spine from looking at your phone all day and being hunched over,

that this thing... Pulls your shoulders back. Pulls you back, pulls your shoulders back, and pulls your spine back into line. Is that right? Yeah, it gives you better posture. Now, there is zero science to back this up. Yeah, there's absolutely no science behind it.

It's an absolute scam. I, to be honest, didn't think it was going to come. Really? I spent the money and went, oh, well, that's a write-off. How much? Oh, it was like $38. $38. You're wearing it at the moment, but we haven't done it up. No. Even just putting it on, it's making me sit a little bit better, don't you think? That could

be placebo. Yeah, probably. So beneath the, I want you to picture this like a school bag. So there's no backpack to it, but the straps have come over and it looks like Bree's wearing a bag. There are two rip cords below the elbows, which you're going to pull and Velcro into place. Yes. And hopefully it's going to pull my shoulders back.

Could you stand up for us? Okay. Because I need to see the posture. And can I see your posture first? Can you give me a side on? Okay. Just want to see you before you've done it. Oh, no. Yeah, there it us. Okay. Because I need to see the posture. And can I see your posture first? Can you give me a side on? Okay. I just want to see you before you've done it. Oh, no.

Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Okay. That's my posture. Yeah. Now strap in, baby. Whoa. Is it better?

Turn back. Turn back to me. It's, um. It accentuates my boobs. It's very boobies forward is what I'm trying not to say. So it definitely, like, you're definitely standing up straighter. I just went from a D to an E. You did. Didn't I?

They've become like... I just felt like I put a push-up bra on. They've become hyper-focused. It's like they're standing at attention. Wow. I'm leading with're standing at attention. Wow. I'm leading with the breast, you might say. You've got to be careful how close you get to walls now because I reckon you've got less room.

This is how I'm meant to stand, apparently. How does it feel? It feels weird. Yeah. Because you're now hunching your head forward. Yeah, like I can't. Well, my microphone's down low Could you try and pick that up for me

Try and pick that up off the ground Okay With ease Okay do you think it's something you could Because the idea is you put it on in the morning Under your clothes I'm not meant to see it Yeah

Do you think you could wear it all day No it kind of hurts my armpits Right Kind of So And also I feel like I'd get hit on a lot more, which I'm okay with. Could you wear it to town? Maybe.

Might get free drinks. It kind of is like Tomb Raider, Lara Croft style, isn't it? I feel like I should have like two pistols or something. Okay, we're going to put a before and after picture of your posture. And I would say don't spend money on this. You'd say no? Yeah, don't be an idiot like me.

If you'd like to see what it's done, we'll put a picture on our Instagram. You can search Bree and Clint and then make up your own mind. Hashtag Bree's boobs

pretty much. ZDM's Bree and Clint.