ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 25th 2020

Episode Date: August 25, 2020

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the weekend where i didn't fix my headphones um hello everybody and welcome to the brie and clint podcast two bits of admin i'd like to tick off um both coming by way of our podcast group on facebook which is slowly growing by the way if you haven't joined it join it gee what are you waiting for join it you already listened to the podcast it's called the brie and clint podcast family um first one a buzzy fact that was posted in there did you know that you tell me if you've seen this but to be born you needed to have two parents four grandparents eight great-grandparents 16 great-great-grandparents 32 great-great-great-great great grandparents. 64 fourth great parents. 128 fifth great parents.

256 sixth great parents. Grandparents. Oh, it keeps going. All the way up. In the last 400 years, it took 4,094 people to create you. Directly. Yeah, buzzy. I mean, it makes sense because it takes two to tango and then

multiply that out. And then multiply that again. It's literally an exponential curve because it doubles every generation that you got. Have you ever looked at your family tree on like Ancestry.com or whatever? No, I haven't used Ancestry.com. I looked at a thing because i've had my

dna sent to ancestry.com because of a radio stupid thing we did and then i saw that there's like all these like security breaches yeah i refuse to ever do that they're probably going to make clones of me or something or frame you what if they put your dna at the scene of a crime yeah i don't want to give my dna to anybody yeah but people can easily get your dna yeah they can but i don't want to give my DNA to anybody. Yeah, but people can easily get your DNA. Yeah, they can, but I don't want to pay them and then give it to them as well. I don't trust Ancestry.com. No, and you shouldn't. They're looking to sell it off to some private company or something.

Yeah. Ooh, conspiracies. I like this. Also, do you trust the, not the DNA test one, but just the website one where you go on An go on ancestry.com I feel like everyone who goes on there They go on and they're like Oh my god I'm related to the queen Yeah Like somehow it all traces back

And they're like Kick out of it So then they go tell their friends To go do it Yeah Maybe 95% of it's correct And then they chuck in a famous person Just to get you hooked

Yeah They're like Who can we put into this one I'll put in one of the Hemsworths Yeah They're related to a lot of people Your my life. Your great, great, great grandfather was Chris Hemsworth. No way! Buzzy. Buzzy. Take my money. I would like a better

family tree. Yeah. I don't mean I would like better people in it. I'd like better knowledge of it. Yeah, same. It'd be quite interesting. Any one of the producers, you guys got anyone famous in your family tree? No, I don't think so. I'm the descendant of someone who signed the Treaty of Waitangi. That's cool. No, that's cool.

Do you know their name? I don't know their name off by heart. How did you find that out? My auntie sent me a copy of my whakapapa and I read it. There's a picture of him. Yeah,, and I read it. Not Ross. There's a picture of him. Gnarly.

Yeah, gnarly dude. You guys probably won't know who this is, but my mum claims that we're related to Grant Hackett. Who's Grant Hackett? Grant Hackett was like one of the best. He was in the same era as Ian Thorpe, so he got overshadowed by Ian Thorpe a little bit. Was he an Olympic swimmer?

Olympic swimmer. And he won overshadowed by Ian Thorpe a little bit. Is he an Olympic swimmer? Olympic swimmer. And he won a bunch of gold medals and whatever. And then he's had a bit of a bad run afterwards. Oh, no. Because I was going to say, if he's like modern day, why don't you just contact him? But if he's... No. Oh.

Yeah, he was like a 1,500-meter swimmer. And he was incredible. And he was very good. 1,500 meters ismer, and he was incredible, and like, he was very good. 1,500 metres is too far for a race. It is a long way, and he like smashed the world record by like a crazy amount. But anyway, he's had... Not to take away from Grant Hackett,

but it's probably a good record to attempt, because there's probably very few people doing it. You know? Yeah. Well, you know. Pick that one. It's a lot of... They're like, sure, there's only three people in the category,

like guaranteed a medal. Whereas the 100 metre freestyle everyone's doing that. Everyone wants a part of it. Everyone's doing that Sorry what did your Uncle Grant do? What? Anyway he's had a bit of a. Yeah what was his scandal? I think he had a bad divorce

and then he was photographed in the lobby of a hotel wearing a singlet as a pair of pants. Anyway, poor guy has had a bit of a... I think he's got, you know... Oh, right. I don't know his history. I don't know why I'm laughing.

I'm just laughing at the singlet as pants. Apparently we're related. I can't think of any worse clothing item to use as pants than a singlet. Yeah, it's not good. Because there's a hole right where there shouldn't be Yeah right at the bit where you need to Where you need to contain things The other bit of admin that I had for us from our podcast group today

Is thanks to you There's now a conversation going Who thinks Clint should eat cat food Because the friends reunion Won't be back before the end of the year That someone has started this. I've eaten my cat food, okay? I have done my time.

Oh, don't be such a little bitch about it. It's an irrelevant conversation. You did it. The bit's done. No, I'm offering you a new bit. Do you want to know the results of the poll? Yeah. Okay, whatever the result poll is, that's what we do.

No. No, I'm not committing to that because I can see the results. Deal. There's been 85 votes. That's not bad. 23 people said, I think he's suffered enough. That's nice. And 62 people said, Lashgo.

Now they're my poops. Anyone in the room voting for that one? Shout out to those 62 people. Who votes yes in the group? I made my comment on the Facebook page. Did you? What did you say? Yeah, I said he needs to.

But I think he should have to do something else, like dog food. Something spicy. Something different. Yeah, spice it up a little bit. Like make it harder. Okay, I'll go with that. Dog food. What is in this for me?

What about some horse food? A bit of chaff? You love to bet. You started this. Yeah, I only like to bet when there's a chance that I'll win something. dog food. What is in this for me? What about some horse food? A bit of chaff? You love to bet. You started this. Yeah, I only like to bet when there's a chance that I'll win something. Ooh, fish food.

Are you saying that you're not a good bettor? No. I don't think you understand. Are you chicken? Are you saying that if I take the bet, you're going to eat the cat food?

Yeah, if I lose. Right. Of course. That's what a bet is. But it needs to be double or nothing I need to go up a level Because I've already lost the cat food bet

This would only bring me back to zero Seeing you eat cat food would just bring me back to zero What's grosser than cat food? Clint has to use a litter box in the studio That would be funny Alright, now I'm in Wait, which one does he do though? No I was joking

He has to dig the hole And then do another two Oh yeah Flicks a little bit onto the carpet How cute are cats when they dig the hole And then they do the poo in it Can I just ask our social media manager How well would that go on TikTok?

I think it'd go well. I'm thinking viral. I'm thinking Daily Mail. I'm thinking international news. All right, Ben, start looking for a big tray. No, let's just get a sand pit. Just a paddling pool. Let's get a sand pit.

No. Yeah, perfect. Let's go to the beach. None of this is legally binding. How about we just put the litter all over the studio And you can go anywhere you like Or if someone's got a really big zen garden Oh no

That un-zens it A baton course That'll do I can hear people though Start the podcast No this is what people wanted They did a poll They wanted period and poo chat

And this comes under poo chat People love it You just don't like it But people give the people what they want They wanted period and poo chat, and this comes under poo chat. People love it. You just don't like it, but people give the people what they want. You're bastardizing the conversation because you got it in here by going, it's relatable. People want to hear about pees and poos and periods. They do. And now the conversation is me doing a human shit in a cat litter box.

That's not what people were asking for. This is the good stuff. The power's gone to your head. This is the good stuff. This is what we for. This is the good stuff. The power's gone to your head. This is the good stuff. This is what we need. This is what they want. Power corrupts. An absolute power corrupts.

I'm telling you. Absolutely not happening. So here is today's podcast. Play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody. Welcome to the show. What day is it today? Go. Tuesday.

I had this fight with myself this morning, so it's already lodged in my brain. That is Tuesday. I was like, happy Wednesday, dude. And I was like, dude, it's not Wednesday. And I actually physically had to check. Do you call yourself dude? Yeah, or bra, or big champ, or king, or legend, or big popper, or big daddy C, or the young Dan Carter. Positive affirmations.

What do you call yourself? Do you have mean names for yourself? Do you call yourself Stupid Purple Hoodie Girl or something? Because that would be mean You've got to give yourself Some nice nicknames Go on

Say something nice about yourself Right now This is uncomfortable This is real uncomfortable Say something nice Because this is about self love Say something nice, because this is about self-love. Say something nice about yourself. Um, I

have nice eyebrows. There you go. And you do have nice eyebrows. Thank you. Plus, you've gone a whole another year without that nose ring getting infected. So, well done. What do you mean? It never gets infected. There you go. There's another nice thing. See, there's compliments just

flowing now. See, once you get on a roll, it's easy to go. I'm still trying to move past the fact that you called yourself Big Popper. Yeah, right? I love it when I call me Big Popper. I definitely don't. Hey, today on the show, we've got $500 to give away with the 50K Fact of the Day. If you heard the Fact of the Day this morning, it's going to be a question just before 4 o'clock for you.

And if you can answer it, we'll give you $500. Thanks to Save My Bacon. Pretty simple. What have you got coming up next? I'm going to tell you whether your phone knows whether you're drunk or not. Yeah. Your phone's not a real

person. But it knows whether you're drunk or not. You know how people talk about all the time they're like, oh, I wish my phone would do something so I couldn't text my ex when I was drunk. Yeah, I wish my phone would lock automatically. Exactly right. Well, spoiler, it can do that, they just haven't made it happen for you. So I'll tell you how your phone

knows that you've been drinking after Jason Derulo on ZM, Bree and Clint. Oh, I know. It smells your breath. Damn, cancel the break. Bree and Clint This is just a warning, I'm about to talk about something that's going to be triggering for Aucklanders Why? Who are in level 3 lockdown at the moment

I want to talk about going out and getting drunk Remember that? You can still have some drinks at home. It's very fun. Oh, boring. I know everyone at home. Yeah, at your house it's boring because it's you, your wife, and your nine-year-old baby.

No one wants to drink with me at my house. That's because everyone's under the age limit. Yeah, thank you. No, look, have you ever had that feeling and that thought, you're like, the next day you wake up and you look at the text that you've seen or you look at your call list or you look at what you put on Instagram story the night before and you're like, oh, I wish my phone knew when I was drunk.

Major anxiety. Well, breaking news for you, your phone does know when you're drunk. Oh, well, why wouldn't it just step in then? Exactly what I'm thinking. There's been a study done which has shown that smartphones now have so many sensors inside them, altimeters, Don't pretend like you know what you're talking about. Speedos.

That's not. GPS, vibrate. It's got enough sensors in it now that it can detect even the slightest change in your balance from drinking. They did a test on it and they got a whole bunch of people. The test was everybody drink vodka.

That was the test. It's a real test. And then they gave them the same amount of drinks and then they put the phone, their phone in their pocket, but the phone was enabled to be able to take the data and the phone, nine times out of ten, correctly identified that the person was over the legal limit for drinking.

Really? Yeah. Which makes you go, if they can do it, why isn't it an option? And you don't want to be locked out of your phone when you're drinking. You don't. There's some things that you need to use. I think there is apps that you can install on your phone that lock certain things.

Yeah, but you'd have to enable it. Yeah, so you do that before you have your fourth glass of champagne. Oh, preemptive. So you go, right, I'm going to have a few glasses tonight. I've just had a breakup. I really don't want to message my ex. I'm going to put this on for the next 12 hours. That should be enough.

Really smart people with no self-control delete those phone numbers out of their phone before they go out. I don't think I've ever had that much self-control. No, me neither. No. But, okay, so let's just quickly just spitball. What apps do you not want when you've been drinking? Texting.

You don't want texting? Calling. Calling. You don't want texting? Calling. Calling. You don't want calling? Yeah, definitely not. Instagram story? Snapchat? Facebook.

Facebook. Oh, you particularly. What? Instagram Live. Oh, yeah. Don't want to have access to Instagram Live? Actually, if they just shut that part down on my phone, I'd be good, I think. What apps do you want when you've been drinking?

Uber, obviously. Uber is very important. Uber Eats. If they locked that out, I'd be like, nah. The Domino's app. The Domino's app, definitely. Yeah. Any food services.

Yeah. Maps. Maps? Yeah. You're going to go on a hike? Well, I don't know if you get lost. That's what Uber's for. Yeah, I know, but.

What are you doing? What if you decide to walk home? Nah, dumb idea. No. TikTok. TikTok. Because that's always fun. Filming a TikTok when you've had a few vinos.

All right. We're keeping Uber, Uber Eats and TikTok in the Domino's app. That's it. Bree and Clint. I read an article, which affects us because we use social media that says people who use full stops in social media communication are perceived as insincere. What?

Yeah. And it's also interpreted as a sign of anger to finish something with a full stop. This is what this study is saying. Do you mean like in DMs? Yeah. Or are you talking about in captions? So say I was to like, you know, message you

and I ended up with a full stop, you would likely interpret that as, oh, she's being a bit angry. Actually. She's not happy with me. Actually, now that you say that. In social media communication. Yeah, actually, now that you say that, I can see it because there's no point. There was no need for

the full stop. The end of the message is the full stop. If it was a caption, then I don't really care. Although I can see it creeping into captions too because so many people finish their sentences with a dot, dot, dot. I am like the biggest offender of that. Yeah.

My English teacher would have an absolute fit if she saw how many dot, dot, dots were being used. She's like, what are you leaving a gap for? I think it's because I can't commit. So I'm just like, oh, I'll just put a dot, dot, dot. There could be more. You know, just in case. Am I finished this sentence?

I don't know. Yeah. Maybe. I might come back to it. I'll just leave this little breadcrumb trail of full stops here. Open to interpretation. How is it that one full stop is seen as intimidating, but three full stops, oh, that's, you know what, that's relatable.

That's fine. You know, that's actually, I'm on board with that. They're saying that if you just leave it with nothing is like the best, you know, communication over social media. But then one of our younger producers, Anastasia, who's from Generation X, said she likes... No, she's Generation Z. Sorry, I always get that mixed up.

No, that's all right. Where... Oh, no, my mum's Generation X. No, she's a boomer. Isn't that Generation X? No, Generation X is people who are over 40. Oh, yeah, she's too old. Yeah.

Boomers X, millennials Z. Right, got it. Anyway, you're old. Yeah. Yeah. Boomers X, millennials Z. Right. Got it. Anyway, you're Z. Yeah. And you said you finish everything with an exclamation mark. Yeah. I think that they're a like fun, upbeat way of like not sounding too serious. Sorry, can you finish your sentences with an exclamation mark for us in this conversation?

I reckon they're a really fun way to finish a sentence. Well, I've actually done up a little bit of a test which I think will show us what is probably the best way to do it. Okay. So, the first one, I've just written like a real tiny sentence and the first one is a dot dot dot

which I think would be something like, yeah, I might come over after like ten-ish. Dot, dot, dot. Yeah, because it's non-committal. It's non-committal. Yeah. So it's casual.

It's whatever. Yeah, that works. And then there's obviously with a full stop. Yeah, I might come over after 10. No, it's probably more like, yeah, I might come over after 10. Full stop. Full stop, yeah. Conversation closed.

Conversation over, yeah. And then there's Anastasia's way of doing it, which would be, yeah, I might come over after 10. Full stop. Conversation closed. And then there's Anastasia's way of doing it, which would be Yeah, I'm on come over after 10! That sounds exactly like how I talk. The only thing that's missing is a Ron Burgundy question mark.

I don't know what we're yelling at! Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The trailer has literally just been released, but already, Dean, they're talking about replacing Robert Pattinson as Batman. I know, I'm so sorry, Robert Pattinson. The new Batman is being, well, the next Batman is being created, as we speak, and the star will be a black man.

It's going to be fantastic. It's being written by the director of 12 Years a Slave, and the person they be a black man. It's going to be fantastic. It's being written by the director of 12 Years a Slave. And the person they're throwing around, I'm not surprised by this, Michael B. Jordan. Oh, yes. What a great idea. Yeah, I can see it. I can see it.

Batman, the new, the latest. How cool is this? 2020, that's for sure. You know who else would have been a good pick? Who? Just throwing it out there. Idris Elba. Too old.

What? No. No. That's so ageist. No, but you're just saying Idris Elba because he's the go-to. What do you think? No. I had thought to myself before we even crossed,

wouldn't Idris Elba be really good as well? He's got the chest for it. No, I know you want him in the movie. He's got a Batman chest. I know you want him in the movie. This is how we do it. Michael B. Jordan is Batman. Idris Elba is Alfred.

No. He's too old Idris Elba is Alfred. No! He's too old. He's not too old. He's one of the hottest men alive. Dean, do you want to have a quick round of the age game with us? How old is Idris Elba? He's not that old. He's 44.

He's 44. What? Okay. No, no, no. That's my guess. You both submit a guess. You have to guess. Dean, you guess.

Isn't he 50? I'm hoping for 44. He's 47. Oh, yes. So smack that in the middle. You have to guess. Dean, you guess. Isn't he 50? I'm hoping for 44. He's 47. Oh, yes. So smack bang in the middle. See? Not old. Shall I Google how old is Alfred the butler?

Yeah, go on. Definitely not in his 40s. Michael B. Jordan is an excellent choice for Batman. I would be really excited about that. Yeah, he'll be great. I'm going to go out on a limb and say more excited than I am for Robert Pattinson as Batman. Oh.

But, you know. I'll take both. You'll take, okay. Better both. Why not? That is the latest. This is how I roll. Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy.

It's brought to you by the University of Auckland. It's not too late to register for their engineering open day online. It's happening tonight. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about Russell Crowe for a minute. Do you guys still obviously claim Russell Crowe? Not really. Or have we claimed him now?

We've let him go. Or you've given him to us? There were a couple of things. I think he's calmed down. There were a couple of things that happened in the 2000s because when Gladiator came out and he was nominated for an Oscar. Everyone wanted him. We were like, he's ours.

He's ours. He's from Auckland. He was from Auckland. He was a DJ. Russell Crowe. He was a DJ on Waiheke Island. And then he beat up someone on the phone. A few things happened.

He bought the Rabbitohs. He bought the Rabbitohs. Which was kind of cool. And when you buy the Rabbitohs, you kind of go, well, it seems like you want to be Australian. So we'll let you go. Some birds you cannot catch. He could have bought the Warriors, couldn't he?

Rusty has done some cool things though. Yeah, he has done some cool things. Gladiator is legit one of the greatest movies of all time. It is one of the best. And he's got a new movie out at the moment called Unhinged. Yes. Have you seen the trailer for that? No.

It looks quite good. I'd probably go see it because, I mean, I don't mind some Russell Crowe. Gladiator is one of my favourite all-time movies and he was being interviewed about his new film and he got asked who he thinks, you know, was one of the best villains on

screen. Okay. And he talked about in Gladiator, do you remember the villain in Gladiator? Yeah, Caesar. Yeah, Emperor was. Yeah, that's like when he was like just coming up as an actor and Gladiator? Yeah, Caesar or whoever the emperor was. Yeah, that's like when he was just coming up as an actor and he was incredible. Yeah, very good.

He played it so well. Anyway, he said he reckons he was probably one of the best bad guys in cinema ever. Good move, Russell Crowe. Reference one of your own movies. That's vintage. That's good stuff. Have you seen the movie I did?

That's when I interviewed Jason Derulo and I said, what's good at the moment music-wise? And he told me What You Say by Jason Derulo. He goes, have you heard of this song by Jason Derulo? I'm really liking that. It's shameless self-promotion and I'm here for it. He was just giving massive props to him. He reckons he really brought something so special to that movie

as being the villain. And I thought we could do a bit of a thing this afternoon where we talk about who has been the best villain. Okay, you kick us off. You can't go past Heath Ledger as the Joker. Oh, Heath Ledger's Joker, yeah. You can't. You're so serious.

It's one of the best performances of all time, in my opinion, in terms of playing the villain. He was incredible to me. And then I also have to give a special mention to Scar. Long live the king. The original villain for most millennials. He's the original bad guy. He was so good and so believable. Like, I was terrified.

What do you think? Similar. Similar? Yeah, scary, legendary. From the TV show Rugrats, I've gone with Angelica Pickles. It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair!

Very convincing. The way she treated Tommy and Chucky, I mean, I know she was older, but they didn't deserve that. You truly believed that she hated them. She was evil. Yeah, she was. Angelica Pickles, one of the greatest TV villains of all time. For sure.

What about the producers? Who are you throwing into the mix as the greatest villains of all time? I'm going Darth Vader. I am your father. He's so iconic. Yeah, huge. Yeah, a bit obvious, to be honest. Okay, mate.

Well, like, come on. Yeah, he was good. So it's the Joker. So it's Scar. Not your one. Yours was not obvious. Producer Anastasia, are you going to say someone from the Saddle Club or something? You mean Veronica?

Veronica. She was quite scary. She was quite the villain, wasn't she? I wouldn't have wanted to be in her Saddle Club. She'd be in jail now, I reckon. Yeah, she probably would. Anyway. No, Brie, I've actually gone for someone very scary and very serious, Dr. Evil.

One million dollars. He is one of the best. Excellent choice. Such a good choice. Closely followed by Veronica from the Saddle Club. Veronica takes it out, I reckon. We want to know from people. No, we don't need to ask the question now because we've already got Veronica from the Saddle Club.

True, we've found the ultimate villain. Now, I want to ask people, 0800DIALZM, who are you throwing in the mix for the greatest villains on screen of all time? Nominations are open. Nominations are open. You can call us 0800DIALZM or text us on 9696.

We're on the hunt this afternoon to figure out who should be in the best villain category of all time. Mm-hmm. We've already put our people in. You suggested Angelica Pickles from the Rugrats. Yeah, from Rugrats. It's not fair! It's not fair!

It's not fair! Show me a scarier villain than her. We've got Heath Ledger as the Joker. Why so serious? Scar from The Lion King, of course. Long live the Joker. Why so serious? Scar from The Lion King, of course. Long live the king. I really wish we had a clip of

Veronica from The Saddle Club because that will scare the shit out of me. She's in there though. She's in there. Oh, she's absolutely in the mix. But we've asked you on 0800DIALZM and the people are coming through thick and fast. Let's kick it off with Zach. Hi, Zach. Who's the greatest villain of all time?

Hey, team. I'd have to say Joffrey from Game of Thrones. You're not the champion yet, are you? A true champion defeats all the challenges. I've never seen Game of Thrones but I've heard lots about this character and how evil he was. He had a global hatred, and then the actor himself was hated by people as well. Yeah, it transcended, eh?

It went too far. Yeah, right. They've said on a much smaller scale, people who have played bad guys on Shortland Street before have suffered the same thing. Really? They can't go to New World because people come up to them and they go, I can't believe what you did.

The Ferndale Strangler. They believe it so much. Yeah, he was hounded for years. Yeah. And he was just acting. He's like, I'm not actually that person. But thank you for the compliment on my acting. Caroline, who should be in the best villains of all time category?

I think it's Gargamel from The Snurps. Oh, Gargamel. Yeah, evil. Not transformation. Ultimate. Fortune Smurfs. Oh, Gargamel. Yeah, evil. Ultimate. Fortune has no power. The old guy. Yeah.

He is evil, isn't he? Yeah. Creepy and evil. Very creepy. Something very creepy about him. Also something very creepy about The Smurfs and the fact that there was about 400 men and one woman. Yeah. What's going on there?

Yeah. I mean, she's got her work cut out for her, doesn't she? We keep all those boys in line. How annoying. She'd have to do so many things. She's the first bachelorette. Yeah. That's what she is. That's like bachelorette expert edition. There's a lot of really good suggestions

coming through on the text machine. I've just got to read a few out because I agree with them so much. Cruella de Vil. Oh, from 101 Dalmatians. She was... Anyone who wants to skin a puppy alive and make a coat out of it. I was terrified of her. Trunchbull from Matilda. Yeah.

With the shot puts. And the weightlifting belt. She was literally spot on. One of the best villains of all time for sure. A few people have also said Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal. Yep. All right, yeah. a few people have also said Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lector alright yeah Freeza from Dragon Ball Z was a good one Freeza from Dragon Ball Z

Ursula from Little Mermaid oh I thought you meant from Seven Days and Sally take us home who's the greatest TV villain of all time TV, movie I would say Voldemort. Yes. Oh, yeah, Voldemort is.

I thought you wanted to say Voldemort. He did it again. Yeah, he scared the crap out of me. He had no nose. He just had two holes in his face. I don't know if Producer Ben's going to be too happy about this, but someone on the text machine, greatest villain of all time, the Crusaders.

Well, I mean, why? I don't know. You'll have to ask that person. Because they're scary, man. Because they're scary. So good. Especially if you're a trophy. We committed at the start of the last lockdown

to playing a uplifting, motivational, morale-boosting song every single day until we come out of lockdown. And God uplifting, motivational morale boosting song every single day until we come out of lockdown and god damn it Bree, we're going to keep doing it yeah, it's good, people like it well we don't know but we're assuming, we're still getting texts

should we still do this? I mean yesterday people loved it because it was Country Music Monday, yes and we played Billy Ray Cyrus always go to say Miley Cyrus yeah she's so famous loved it because it was Country Music Monday. Yes, and we played Billy Ray Cyrus. Always go to say Miley Cyrus. Yeah, she's so famous.

Today? Yes, what have we got? It could be a country music song, but we haven't themed it country music. So we've got some songs texted by you guys. Tristan, you're going to be our impartial judge today, okay? Yes, yes, I'm willing to do that. I am very brutal. I'm like the Simon Cowell of New Zealand.

Okay, all right, good. Perfect, Tristan, that's what we need. That's what we need. Exactly. As the Simon Cowell of New Zealand, you'll find it hard to go past our first suggestion, which is One Direction. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's a no from Tristan. That's a no. Hell no, hell no. Whoa. One no from Tristan. That's a no. Hell no. Hell no. One direction can go one direction off a cliff. Okay, all right. He said that he was passionate. He said he was passionate. He didn't lie.

Okay, how does he feel about Shania Twain? Beautiful. She's beautiful, yeah. She's stunning. I think you, yeah. She's stunning. I think you're all the money here. Who doesn't love Shania Twain? Oh, God, no. I'm like, man, I feel like a woman.

Hell yeah. Okay, all right. Good to know where you stand. One Direction, hell no. Shania Twain, hell yes. I don't know if all these suggestions are legit. Someone said, Hinda, Lips of an Angel. I call them Nickelback's cousin. Oh, my God.

Lips of an Angel. It's one of the best. I love it. I agree, Tristan. Tristan. It's just lyrical genius. Are we sure this isn't Brie with a voice disguiser? Honestly, you two are insane.

I just think Tristan and I are on the same wavelength. Yeah, right. Oh, we so totally are, Brie. We so totally are. You should be on the show more often, Tristan. Yeah, I should be. I should come up to Auckland and be on the show and literally thrash Clint and his music ability.

Why has this turned on me? You are welcome any time, Tristan. Why have I become the victim? You sound like my kind of people. Tristan, I'm facilitating the battle, okay? All right? You need me at this point. You need me.

I don't need you. I need Brie more than you. Oh, Christ. Your last option is a Nelly song. It was good for its time, but not now. It's literally gone down the drain. Okay. All right, it's gone then.

Well, those are the options. Gone down the shitter. No, Tristan. Tristan, rein it in. Tristan. Sorry. Tristan. I can't breathe.

You're so funny. Tristan. Okay, Tristan, the options are One Direction. No. He's already said no. Shania Twain. Yes. Yes. Nelly. No. Hction. No. He's already said no. Shania Twain. Yes. Yes.

Nelly. No. Hinda. Yes. Okay, so from the yeses. We're down to Shania Twain. Shania Twain and Hinda. And Hinda.

I'm going to follow the same process I did just before. Shania Twain. Tristan. Yes. Yes. Hinda. Shania Twain all the way. Yes!

Tristan, I feel like you're my soulmate. I would have picked Shania Twain any day of the week. Oh, yes. Shania Twain, you can't beat her. You can't. She's a woman of all women. She is like... The ultimate woman.

Oh, my God. I'm having serious computer problems, by the way. That's all right. Tristan and I will talk. Hey, Tristan. Yeah'm having serious computer problems, by the way. That's all right. Tristan and I will talk. Hey, Tristan. Do you have time same time tomorrow? Do you want to come back same time tomorrow? I would love to.

Perfect. The producers will get your number, and we'll get you back on same time tomorrow. That'd be great. Honestly. Oh, that'd be fantastic. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Bray. But find on the other hand, he's going to be gone.

You're a pleasure. Love you. Talk to you tomorrow. Love you too, Bray. Love you too, Bray, but Quentin's on the other end. Tristan. He's going to be gone. You're a pleasure. Love you. Talk to you tomorrow. Love you too, Bray. Love you too, Bray. What am I, chopped liver? I'm here fixing the computer. Bye, Tristan.

Love you. Love you too, Bray. I wanna make some noise, really raise my voice. Yeah, I wanna scream and shout. No inhibitions, make no conditions, get a little out of line. I ain't gonna act politically correct, I only want to have a good time. The best thing about being a woman is the variety to have a little fun, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady. Men's shirt, short skirts, oh, oh, oh Really go wild, yeah, doing that in style, oh, oh, oh Getting the action, feel the attraction

Color my hair, do what I dare, oh, oh, oh I wanna be free and feel the way I feel Man, I feel like a woman The girls need a break tonight We're gonna take the chance to get out of town We don't need romance, we only wanna dance We're gonna lay down The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun Oh, oh, oh Oh, I see. I told you we were having issues. What did you do? Is this to spite Tristan? This has got nothing to do with Tristan. This is a plot against Tristan.

This has got nothing to do with Tristan. Tristan, if you're listening, I am distancing myself. Clint said he was like, I'm going to turn it off. It's under control. Don't worry. We apologise, Tristan. We're going to take a break tonight. We're going to take a chance to get out, oh, oh Go totally crazy Forget I'm a lady Men's shirt, short skirts

Oh, oh, oh Really go wild, yeah You and that in sky Oh, oh, oh Get in the action Feel the attraction Cover my head, do what I dare Oh, oh, oh

I wanna be free, yeah Feel the way I feel Man, I feel like a woman Oh yeah The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun Fun, fun Oh, oh, oh Go totally crazy

Forget I'm a lady Men's shirt, short skirts Oh, oh, oh, got totally crazy. Forget I'm a lady. Men's shirt, short skirts. Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah. Doing that in style. Oh, oh, oh, getting the action. Feel the attraction. Call on my head, do what I dare.

Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free, yeah. Feel the way I feel. The way I feel like a woman Oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, yeah, yeah How's your morale in New Zealand? Is it boosted? That was the idea. Can you feel it? Come, come, come on, baby.

Woo, woo, woo. I feel like a woman. For you, for Bree, for Tristan. Mainly. My best friend, Tristan. That is a motivational, morale boosting song of the day. Should have been Hinder some said. I mean

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Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Brian Clint. Like Planet of the Apes. What if monkeys could talk? Ooh. They're our closest relative in the animal world. But in researching for this next bit, I struggled to find any talking monkeys,

like any examples of talking monkeys. I couldn't find any. Outside of Planet of the Apes. I thought that didn't count. Right. Animated monkeys, movie monkeys. Can you think of any talking monkeys that I could use? I'm trying to think of famous monkeys.

It's hard. They don't let monkeys talk. They're as close to humans as it gets. And yet in cartoons and movies and stuff. They don't have a platform. They don't have a platform. Yeah, they've been de-platformed. As close as I got was Donkey Kong.

And this is what he sounds like. And that's humiliating. You know, that is just, that's not okay. This is coming out of Princeton University. And you know I keep up to date with news coming out of Princeton University. Yeah, me too. One of the best universities. They have issued new research that suggests monkeys,

specifically macaque monkeys. Oh, my favourites. Yep, I love macaques. They look similar to what Ross had on Friends, but Ross had a kipi chun. Kipi chun. Yeah, no, the macaques. I prefer the macaques.

Macaques possess the vocal anatomy required to produce clearly intelligible human speech, but they lack the brain circuitry to do so. Oh, why'd you have to shade the macaque so hard like that? Yeah, that's a bit harsh. So you're saying it could talk, but it's too dumb. That's essentially what they're saying. Really?

It's got all the bits needed. To do it. And all the stuff required to do human speech and be the only animal outside of, I guess, a parrot that can do human speech. But yeah, its brain's not wired the right way. Right. What they have been able to do, because it's 2020,

is x-ray all the bits that the monkey's got and then, using a computer, recreate what a monkey would sound like if it was talking. These people have way too much time on their hands. And money. Don't they? I'm like, guys, we need a COVID vaccine. Yeah, like, can you work on that first?

What if monkeys could talk? Let's see what it would sound like. We're at Princeton University. Why are we shading English people? Princeton's in America. I know. So why are we doing an English accent? Because I'm at Princeton and it's very fancy.

Anyway, they're a lot smarter than us. So do you want to hear what a monkey would sound like? This is a speech that a macaque monkey would be able to generate if it had the mental capacity. Okay. Will you marry me? Yeah. That is creepy AF. That is the most terrifying sound.

What the hell? Listen again. Will you marry me? Sounds like Gollum's cousin or something. They've got all this technology and they've done all this research and they got the monkey to say, Will you marry me? Will you marry me?

You know what's crazy? Is that I actually, when you pitched this in our planning meeting, I did some research and I actually found a macaque monkey that can say a couple of words. Did you really? Yes. This is exclusive. Yeah. But here is, this is from a documentary I found.

You're good, you're good. Actually, I don't think it's a macaque. I think it was a chimpanzee. Okay. And let's just see if we can hear, make out what this chimpanzee is saying. I did not start this war. I think you could make it out what he said. Yeah, that's good too.

I mean, it's no, will you marry me? Will you marry me? Brian Clint. You might have heard the monkey talking just before Princeton University have generated what monkeys would sound like. Will you marry me. There's actually a second clip. Well, a third clip because there was your clip as well.

They've run it through the sequencer again and this is what they've come out with. Oh, my God! You just took my joke that I said off-air and used it on-air. Can we, producer Anastasia, get the cameras and go over the off air when I made that joke and then Clint just recycled it for his own.

Oh my god! I'm ropeable. Oh my god, I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Let's move on, shall we?

Come up with your own jokes. I did. It's the monkey bit. I enjoyed it, mate. This is a fame game where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. And I need a pen. Oh, yeah, we need a lot of things, don't we? Yeah, we don't have paper.

I'm going to get a pen. Hold up, you've had. Okay, Producer Ben puts together the celebrities. Bree and I guess closest two wins. First to three wins the game. Right, first celebrity, who is it? Okay, guys, the theme today, there is a theme, is everyone Jacinda Ardern follows.

So all these people Jacinda Ardern follows on Instagram. She doesn't follow many people. I know. There's one particular person I noticed that she follows. Who all these people, Jacinda Ardern follows on Instagram. She doesn't follow many people. I know. There's one particular person I noticed that she follows. Who, who, who? Rebel Wilson she follows. Did you know that? No.

Which I was like jealous. That's cool. And Rebel Wilson follows her back. Of course she does. I bet they've DM'd. Anyway, kick us off, Ben. Are you okay? Okay, I'll wait for her to put her headphones back on.

What happened? Yeah, what happened? Al, that hit me right on the bridge of my nose. Are you okay? Okay, I'll wait for her to put her headphones back on. What happened? Yeah, what happened? Alvin hit me right on the bridge of my nose. Are you okay? I got my foot caught in my cord and I pulled my headphones down. Luckily, we've got an instant replay ready. I checked if you were okay before I made that joke. That's true.

Did you check that I hadn I made that joke. That's true. Ben, let's get out of this. Did you check that I hadn't made the joke first? Yeah, yeah. First person. This game is now first to two. Let's go. First to two. Oprah.

Jacinda Ardern follows the Oprah. Does Oprah follow her? Not sure, actually. Got to check that. Got to check that. Clint, you've put 69 million. Nice. And Bree, you've put 69 million. Nice.

And Bree, you've put 22. Oprah has 19.3. Yes. The point to Bree. You get a car. How does Oprah only have 19 million followers? You get a point. No, they don't know. Yeah, right.

The second person is Leonardo DiCaprio. Jacinda follows Leo. Yeah. Because they'll have climate issues. He'd follow her. He's woke. He would. I mean, she's a bit old for him, but...

Yeah, true. For Leonardo DiCaprio, Brie, you've put 71 million. Oh. Clint, you've put 70 million. Oh, that's close. Piers, 45.8 million.'s close. Piers, $45.8 million. Damn it.

All right, guys. Okay, we've arrived at the fastest tie break ever. Is it? Yeah, we just played to toe. Okay, here we go. We had too much fun with the monkey gag. Jacinda Ardern follows Amy Schumer. How many Instagram followers does Amy Schumer have?

Amy Schumer. How many Instagram followers does Amy Schumer have? Amy Schumer. Clint, for Amy Schumer. Total dab in the dark. You've put 14 million. And Bree, for Amy, you have put 13 million. She has 10 million. Yes! It's a game to Bree.

Yeah! Observe to win after that Stealing of the monkey gag And how excited are you? Oh my god That was real That was real That was live

Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Let's do a leaper and don't start now If you are in a relationship Where one person is a little bit more How would you say? Tight fiscally than the other one Then this is a good hack for you Who would you say, tight fiscally than the other one,

then this is a good hack for you. Who would you say is tighter in your relationship? It's me. Are you the tight one? Yeah, I'm the boring one. Yeah, I'm there. But then you just bought a brand new Audi. It's not.

No, I didn't. And you're the tight one. What's your wife buying? She buying... Shut up. Okay. I did not buy a brand new Audi. Clint's trying to hide that he's got an Audi. Because he goes, I want to be more relatable to the listeners

because the listeners wouldn't have an Audi. So don't tell anyone. But it's okay. You've worked hard. You deserve the Audi. Brand new. It's not. I didn't.

Turbocharged. This is such a lie. Black. Big rims. Do you want to know the hack or not? Yeah, I do. This is going to sound stupid now. Okay.

You've been thrown. Yeah, I've been thrown. What? Am I in trouble? No, you're not in trouble. This is the hack. There's nothing to be ashamed of if you have an Audi. Audis are cool.

I don't. Cool. I didn't have to go to a song. It just started. I don't know what happened. I don't have to go to a song. It just started. I don't know what happened. It's New Miley Cyrus on ZM. This is Midnight Sky, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint, that's New Miley Cyrus. It's called Midnight Sky. You should move your new Audi because it's raining outside. Shut up! You said you didn't want to get water on the paint. It's had a wax, okay? It's fine. Black cars are hard to keep clean. Can I tell you this?

Can I tell you this hack for how to hide? How do you think I managed to buy the car, okay? Without squirrelling money away. With this hack. People on the text machine want to know what the hack is. They also want to know, is it an RS4 or an RS6 Audi? Oh, I wish.

It's not that flash. No, that's the... It's more relatable dad Audi. It's the retirement car. Okay, here's what you do. Okay. Okay, here's what you do. If you have a partner

and say you like going out for dinner. Yes. Okay, but your partner's like, oh, we really should be watching money. And provided that you shouldn't be watching your money and your partner's being ridiculous. Okay.

Because they're a bit tight. Yeah, when you're at the checkout, you know those voucher stands where you can buy coupons? Yeah, there's like a whole wall of them at the end of one aisle. Buy a voucher for the place that you want to go with the shopping. So it just goes on the receipt and it's just in there with whatever. So it doesn't come up as voucher? It will come up as voucher.

But they're not going to look at that? Throw the receipt away. Okay. If your partner's looking at your grocery receipt, then you've got bigger issues. Okay, get rid of the receipt. Then they're really cheap. Yes. And then put the voucher in your wallet. That's what you do. And then when you feel like going out for dinner But they're going to say, where did you get this voucher from?

Okay, when you say you want to go out for dinner No, it's in your wallet. Your partner doesn't go through your wallet. No, but if you pull it out and you go Oh, I've got this voucher. So you go I want to go out for dinner. No, it's in your wallet. Your partner doesn't go through your wallet. No, but if you pull it out and you go, oh, I've got this voucher. So you go, oh, I want to go out for dinner. And they go, we can't afford it. Yeah. You go, hang on a second.

I'm pretty sure I've got a voucher left over that such and such gave us from Christmas a couple of years ago. No one remembers what vouchers people got. No one remembers the voucher they've been given. Rifle through your wallet. Bada bing, bada boom. There it is. You go, whoa.

And it's still valid. You wouldn't believe given. Rifle through your wallet. Bada bing, bada boom. There it is. You go, whoa. And it's still valid. You wouldn't believe it. You wouldn't believe it. It's for the exact restaurant that I feel like. And then they have to go out for dinner with you. They have to go out for dinner with you because you've got a voucher. Brilliant. That you purchased all along.

And it's a guilt-free dinner for them because they still feel like they're being Scrooge McDuck. Yes. And not spending any money. And you get what you want. And you get what you want. And you get what you want. Job done. It's a good idea. And it's a great way to build trust in the relationship.

So long as the other person never knows you've been lying to them about money, you'll be fine. Because then you're in trouble. So how do I take that hack and use it to buy an Audi? We've got a question to ask. I'm just going to push ahead. Do you have an Audi? No. 0800 dials it in. What type? How much

did you pay for it? The question is how do you hide your spending from your partner? What are your hacks? Share your hacks with us this afternoon. We'll go with your question. 0800 dials at M. How do you hide your spending from your partner? You can also text us on 9696.

It's the only question we're asking this afternoon. Bree and Clint. It's the only question. Bree and Clint. How do you hide your money from your partner? If you want to do some spending, how do you get away with it without your partner finding out about it? Like hypothetically, if you wanted to buy a new Audi, how would you hide that from your partner?

Yeah, hypothetically. Yeah. Hypothetically, if your name was Clint. Shut up. It's a double phoner today. No, it's not a double phoner. It's either that or 0800-DARLS-AT-M. What type of Audi do you have?

Is it like Clint's? My hack was buy vouchers and pretend that someone gave them to you as a gift, okay? I thought it was a pretty good hack. That's good. I thought it was a pretty good money hack and we've asked you for yours this afternoon. Sammy's here first. Hi, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hello. Do you have an Audi? No, but congrats on your Audi, Clint.

That's so lovely of you, Sammy. He's been really worried about telling people. If I had one, I'd be stoked to hear that you say that. Do you have a way of hiding money? Yeah, so I basically do the same as you. I go to the supermarket, but I just withdraw cash, and it looks like it's come out in the groceries,

and then I hide it in my curtain hem. How much, like, Sammy? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You hide it in the curtain hems? Yeah, like at the bottom of the curtain. Like you're in the curtain hems? Yeah, like at the bottom of the curtain. Like you're in the war. Yeah, but also if my house got robbed, no one's going to go in, you know,

and sleep in my curtains, are they? So true. Yeah, that's a really good one. Well, now they will because they've heard this on the radio. I know. I'm going to have to find a new hiding spot. Did you not keep it in your undie drawer or something? Like is your partner looking? Absolutely not.

Everyone's going to look there straight away. Absolutely not. Sammy, how much do you get out at a time that you think is a safe amount? Just hypothetically, people listening. Yeah, the most I'd get out is $50. Okay. Once a week. I try and make the groceries add up to the same thing,

but I try and be real nifty with the groceries. Yeah, good, Sammy. I'm currently saving for an Audi cleanse. Are you? Are you saving for an RS4? Yeah, good, Sammy. I'm currently saving for an Audi Clint. Are you? Are you saving for an RS4 like Clint? Good for you, Sammy. Good for you. Exactly the same one that Clint stole.

I want a black one. Yeah, good. Good luck with buying an Audi. Hopefully one day you can be like Clint. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. What colour is your Audi? Hello.

Hi. Welcome to our... Hi. Hi. I don't actually have an Audi, but congratulations on your Audi. Thank you. If you ever need a sober driver, I'll be keen to drive it. Clint is very excited and we appreciate all the support.

If you ever need a sober driver, it drives itself. He's already got two tickets. Oh, well, you're even lucky then. I'm just kidding. Is that an Audi? No, I don't have an Audi. I've got a Land Cruiser. Oh, sorry.

I heard someone toot. I thought it was an Audi. Rachel, do you have a financial hack? No, that's my partner in I've got a Land Cruiser. Oh, sorry. I heard someone toot. I thought it was an Audi. Rachel, do you have a financial hack? No, that's my partner in the car in the Land Cruiser TV. We're in Queenstown. Do you have a money hack for us or not? Do you have a way of hiding money from your partner? It's actually my sister's hack.

She gets really expensive stuff and her husband, she hides it in the shed because he doesn't really look in the shed and he's like a farmer guy and he doesn't think and she literally hides her stuff in the shed. A farmer who doesn't look in the shed and he's like a farmer guy. Yeah, right. And he doesn't think and she literally hides her stuff in the shed. A farmer who doesn't look in the shed? No, like he doesn't. He found a pair of box and shared about, I think the high heels actually cost about 400 bucks.

Whoa. And she put them in the shed because he knows there are cubby holes in the house. Yeah, oh, he knows those spots. Did you purchase these just recently? Sounds like my mum and dad actually. My dad's a farmer. Yeah. So similar. Yeah, and then he was like, did you purchase these just recently? Sounds like my mum and dad, actually. My dad's a farmer. Yeah.

So similar. Yeah, and then he was like, did you purchase these? And she was like, oh, those old things. And I've been sitting in the garage. Oh, that's a classic. Had them for years. Yeah. All right, thanks for your call, Rach.

Good to talk to you. Let's get Dee on. Hi, Dee. Dee, what kind of mileage does your Audi get? I haven't got an Audi yet, but congratulations on yours, Clint. I think I might need a lesson or two. He appreciates it. You know what?

You know what? Thanks. Yeah. Thanks. I appreciate it. How much did you pay? Dee? Dee?

I'm interested to know how much you paid for your Audi. Yeah. Dee and I both would like to know. Dee, do you ever, do you have a contribution to the phone topic? Really, I do. This one's a special one for the ladies. All right.

How do you hide your money from your partner? Well, I don't really hide it. I would think it's more creative accounting, you see, because I've had a $20 automatic payment set up for the last five years going out to the dentist, supposedly. Oh, smart. You are tricky. This is actually going straight to my beauty therapist

And my husband hasn't even questioned Why haven't I been to the dentist in the last five years And who has a direct debit to their dentist That's not even a thing Maybe she's on a family plan What do you do when you need to actually go to the dentist I don't go I go and get my brows and my lashes

Well You know what they'll do it. That just means you're spending your dentist money on something else. Nah, she's clocked the game. She's nailed it. Well done, Dee. Thank you for your call. We appreciate all your Audi questions.

You can text us on 9696 if you have any more. No, you can't. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, you can't. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go.

Birthday Banger. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. First up, let's start with... Ruth. Ruth. G'day, Ruth. Hey, Ruth. Hi, guys.

How are you going? What's happening? Hey, Ruth. Good to have you here. Let's do your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday Hey, Ruth, good to have you here. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 12 February 1957. All right, Ruth, you were 16 in 1973 on the 12th of Feb.

And on that date, this was number one. Elton John. Wow. Did you see him when he was here? No, I didn't. Never mind. Do you like that one, Ruth? Yeah, that's a good one.

I think it's a banger. All right, love it. Thank you, Ruth. Justine's here. Hi, Justine. Hello, mate. Hello. Hi.

How are you doing? Good, thank you. Good. That's good. What's your birthday, Justine? 1st of June, 76. All right, you were 16 in 1992 on the 1st of June. And Justine, this is your birthday banger.

I'm the one who wants to be with you. Yes, I'm the one. Mr. Big. But I hope you feel it too. God, I love this song. 90s? 90s. 1992.

1992. Justine, what do you think? Yeah, that's pretty cool. I'd take that. I'm obsessed with that song. Can't wait there, Justine. Was it Big He? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's 1992, mate. How am I supposed to know? True. How old were you? I've heard it before. Five. Five.

Nigel. Hello. G'day, mate. Congratulations on the Audi. Thanks, Nig. Great. Thanks, Nigel. I appreciate it, man.

We're all really excited. What's your birthday, Nigel? The 10th of October, 81. All right. You were 16 in 1997 on the 10th of October, and this is your birthday back. Double Elton. Double Elton, what are the chances?

What year is this? 97, so this is when Diana died. This is the Diana version. Yeah. Do you like it, Nigel? Bit of a shitter. Your words,

not ours. Which one would you choose? The first one. The first one, Crocodile Rock. Right, well, Bree's going to

vote for Mr. Big. I'm voting for Mr. Big. And I'm not really on Bree's side today. So... Well, don't, don't Brie's going to vote for Mr. Big. I'm voting for Mr. Big. And I'm not really on Brie's side today. Oh, well, don't, don't. I'm going Crocodile Rock. Why are you hating on me? Oh, I wonder. I'm just speaking the truth.

I wonder. So we're going to split vote. Producer Anastasia, who's taking out birthday banger today? I'm going for the number one song on the day I was born, which was, oh, well it was Candle in the Wind, but Nigel's gone. Are you picking Candle in the Wind? Well, that was the number one

song when I was born. She's got a good... It's significant to me. I love how producer Anastasia does not care what Ross Boss will do if you pick like... You know, we don't care on this segment but a little bit.

Wait, we can't take stuff back off the radio, can we? Just pick a song. Mr. Big. Mr. Big. Great decision. I'm beyond caring at this point. Justine, you've won birthday bag.

Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. your one birthday bigger. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. You're very welcome. Brie and Clint, it's at M. It's through. It's through. Fake the twist of both of you.

So come on, baby. Come on over. Let me be the one to show you. I'm the one who wants to be with you. Deep inside, I hope you feel it too Feel it too Waited on a line of reason Waited on a line Just to be the next to be with you

Build up your confidence So you can be on top for once wake up who cares about little folk that talk too much I've seen it all go down your game of love was all

ran down so come on baby come on over let me be the one to hold I'm the one who wants to be with you. Deep inside I hope you feel it too. Waited on a line of freedom. Just to be the next to be with you Why be alone when we can be together, baby?

You can make my life worthwhile I can make you start to smile When it's through, it's through The fate would twist the both of you. Come on baby, come on over, let me be the one to show you. I'm the one who wants to be with you. I'm the one. Deep inside I hope you feel it too. Feel it too.

Waiting on a light of dreams and blues. I hope you feel it too Deep inside I hope you'll feel it too Waited on a line of Waited on that line Yeah, just to be The next to be with you Just to be The next to be It's Mr. Big, 1992, The winner of Birthday Banger today

Sorry we didn't play Anastasia's birth song From Elton John Kandal in the Wind It is a great song From 1997 I just think We're playing so many slow songs on the radio at the moment It's a slow song time of life at the moment

It is Taylor Swift, slow Where life at the moment. It is. Taylor Swift, slow. Where's all the upbeat? Mary Styles, slow. Come on, Britney Spears. Oh, you reckon Britney's going to pull us out of this hole? She could. I reckon if we're going to get anything out of Britney at the moment,

it's going to be sad. Yeah, maybe. Who can bring it back? Justin. You know who? Bieber or Timberlake. I don't care at this stage. It's Robbie Williams.

That's who's going to bring it back. Or Ricky Martin. You reckon? Ricky Martin, yeah. Ricky Martin. Has Ricky Martin ever done a slow song? I don't think it's in him. I don't think so, no.

I think, you know how musicians use a metronome that goes back and forth to get the rhythm? He uses his hips and his don't go slow. Makes sense. Yeah. All right. Someone said on the text machine, what about Pitbull? You're right.

Pitbull would save the day too, yeah. Pitbull would save the day. Mr. Worldwide Pandemic. Where is Pitbull when you need him? He's abandoned us in a crisis. Darling! You said you'd always be there, when you need him. He's abandoned us in a crisis. Darling! You said you'd always be there, but you're not. You're not.

We need some Pitbull. That was a Lion King reference. Bree and Clint. A story has come to light, and it's probably pretty much everyone's worst nightmare. There's a woman who lives in Detroit. She's 20, and I'm not exactly sure what happened but she suffered a cardiac arrest.

Paramedics rushed her home and they pretty much performed CPR on her for 30 minutes trying to revive her. It was later that they pronounced her deceased, unfortunately, and she was sent to the coroner's office and then to the funeral home. Right. It wasn't until 7.34am on August 23rd that the paramedics had to then go back to the funeral home as she was alive. Really? Apparently, staff confirmed.

This is a real story. This is a real story. Staff confirmed from James H. Cole Funeral Home that she was still breathing and confirmed alive. So she woke up? She woke up. Or she was never dead? I don't think she was still breathing and confirmed alive. So she woke up? She woke up. Or she was never dead? I don't think she was ever dead.

Oh, that is everybody's worst nightmare. Isn't that insane? What's the deal with her now? Is she kicking around playing indoor soccer? Well, it doesn't give you the details on that, but apparently it was something to do with medication she was taking. Yeah. And a condition she has and they obviously all...

She was in really, really deep sleep. Yeah, but all of the... Vital signs. Vital signs and all of the instruments that they had her hooked up to said that she had passed away. Yeah, right. Well, you'd hope. You'd hope as the paramedic that you'd done all your tests.

Yeah, right. Because I feel like that's at least a written warning. If you... So look, we're going to give you a written warning. It says here that you said someone was dead and they were alive. Now, this is your second strike. One more time and you're gone. If this happens again.

If this happens again. Yeah, you've got to feel for them. You've got to feel for the coroner. You've got to feel for the girl's family who said goodbye to her because she was dead. And then when she comes back, you'll be like, you're not real. You're a ghost. Yeah, nah.

Nah, this whole thing. Ugh. You do hear of these stories every now and then though don't you? Do you? Well, there's this one. It's fine mate, this is definitely a real story, right? This is not like the plot to like Paranormal Activity 7

or anything. No, it's definitely real. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. But I mean, happy ending. If you look. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. But I mean, happy ending. If you look at the bright side. Yeah. Sure.

Bree and Clint. The election is on the way, and I have a list of the hottest election political merch that you can purchase. Whoa! Nothing says, I'm pro-democracy like a cap, T-shirt, hoodie or beanie from your favourite political party.

I do love some merch. So here are some of the ones that are available currently. The Opportunities Party or TOP, T-O-P. That was the one Gareth Morgan was doing last time. Yes. The cat guy. He's not in there anymore. They're selling t-shirts or top tops.

Top tops. That's their thing. You can buy a top party top if that's your jam. Yep. Smart. The Act Party are also selling Act Party. David Seymour from Dancing With The Stars. Yes.

I remember the lycra well. Yes. They're selling bright pink Act Party t-shirts. It's just a fluorescent pink t-shirt with the Act Party logo on it. Good. Quite attention-seeking, like David Seymour. Yes. Yep. And the Green Party are selling organic cotton boxer shorts and undies,

which, I mean, is good for you, but as far as campaigning and raisingies, which, I mean, is good for you, but as far as campaigning and raising awareness, surely there's only one other person who's going to see your campaign undies. Right, yeah, you don't really get the benefit of the advertisement. No, unless you go out with your undies on top of your pants, in which case people would go, well, I'm not voting for whatever party that person's voting for. Yeah.

So, sorry, Green Party undies. I'm going to say no to that. It's a market that you and I could get into, though, and we've spent the afternoon brainstorming more political party merchandise. I think we've got some good ideas here. These aren't free, by the way. We will be selling them and making a healthy profit. Yeah, these are copyrighted.

Yeah. I think we need, because it's like Shark's Den, right, or Dragon's Den, or Shark Tank, we need an impartial investor. And today Anastasia is going to be our investor. Oh, yeah, I've got heaps of money. Yeah, we're going to pitch our political ideas to you, all right, and you tell us if these are good. I'll go first.

There's nothing in there for New Zealand first. So I'm thinking, appeal to the target audience, New Zealand first ciggies. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, audience, New Zealand first ciggies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good. You call them Winnie Blues or probably more on brand if we did Roll Your Owns. Roll Your Owns.

Yeah, New Zealand first tobacco pouches. Yeah or nay? I like the Winnie Blues idea, so I'm going to give that a yes. That's so interesting. I had a similar idea for Chloe Swarbrick. Oh, yeah. So interesting, I had a similar idea for Chloe Swarbrick. She could bring out her own line of marijuana and call it Swarbrick joints. And when you smoke it, people will go, what's that? And you go, I'm having a Swarbrick.

I'm liking the idea. Not legalised as of the election. Maybe next election. Oh, you can't do it in the run-up to this election. I'm going to say a tentative yes and we'll follow up after the election. After the election. I think you're going to go for some sort of smoking apparatus,

but no, you just went for a straight small brick weed. I was sort of thinking it was going to be some papers or something. Yeah. Okay, sticking with the Green Party, what about Green Party reusable toilet paper? Because they're all about the environment. So what if you've got that cloth toilet paper that you do your business and you wipe then you put in the washing machine and reduce your carbon footprint green party toilet paper yay or nay

uh i i want to be all for the environment but i just i can't say yes to that no sorry yeah i don't know if i'd be that's right we need honesty in this that's fine um i was thinking jacinda ardern she she could, you know, how they all do T-shirts and stuff, which is like pretty standard. She could bring out like signature limited edition red Jacinda Ardern blazers. Jacinda Ardern red blazers. Oh, okay. So that's something she always wears?

Yeah, she does. Yeah, she wears it quite often. Yeah, let's go with that. People would be like, oh, my God. People love her. Yeah, but tough colour to pull off red. You know, she does. Oh, to look quite often. Yeah, let's go with that. So then people would be like, oh my God. She's tough colour. People love her. Yeah, but tough colour to pull off, Red. You know, she does it.

I do know that stuff she's worn in the past has sold out. So that would be, from an investor perspective, a good decision. And actually, to be honest, I stole this idea from Anastasia. So I hope she says yes. Labour Party, Red, David Clark, bicycle helmets. 100%. Already got one. I think people would love that.

Prototypes in the making. Let's make it, mate. As Jacinda says, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's go. I think, you know, let's talk about Crusher Collins for a second. What if she bought out her own, she could partner with Mitre 10 or Bunnings,

bring out her own sledgehammers? Crusher Collins, rock crusher. Yeah. I love that idea. I think they fly off the shelf. My last piece of New Zealand election merch is also for the National Party. It's blue knives so you can stab each other in the back. Good.

Yeah. Todd Muller stabs Simon, Judith stabs Todd, and then the Air New Zealand guy comes in and stabs Simon Judith stabs Todd And then the Air New Zealand guy Comes in and stabs Judith And Play at home Yeah okay Let's talk about feet

Yeah A lot of people hate feet They're like eww feet Yeah people gross out with feet Some people really love a foot. Yeah, probably more people dislike feet than the other way. I'm not into kink shaming but I don't get foot stuff. Yeah, that's because you're not into it. I know. Like I'm not into it either but each to their own. I mean, I like

some weird stuff. Oh, okay. Well, if we're sharing. To be honest, I am like the most vanilla human being. Sorry, have you met me? Yeah, true. Actually, compared to you, I'm like 50 shades of grey. But this guy, I don't know

if he's necessarily into foot stuff, feet stuff, but he's in the feet business, so to speak. His name's Jason Strom. He's 35 and he lives in Arizona in America. And he sells his pictures of his feet to make money. How much?

How much money? So he's selling pictures of his feet to both men and women. Yeah. And he says that he makes up to $4,000 a month. Whoa. Okay. Doing so. So I think it's his side hustle.

Yeah. Or his foot hustle. Good side hustle. Pretty good side hustle. Anyway, I looked into it and I was like, okay, how exactly does this work? So apparently he went on to OnlyFans. I knew it would be OnlyFans. I knew it would be OnlyFans. 2020 is the year of OnlyFans.

Yeah. We thought it was going to be house party. Wrong. It's OnlyFans. Pretty much. They've taken over and a standard subscription, if you want to sign up to Jason's foot content, will cost you around $7.99 per month.

Oh, yeah? So kind of like Netflix, but for feet. But for feet. Net foot. Foot flex. Net foot. Look, I'm not in the business of – no, let's not be precious about it. For $4,000 a month, I'd do it.

As long as my face didn't have to be in it. I don't think I can get my foot next to my face anyway. He does ones where he can do videos. Oh, I'm looking at it. No, he's hot. No, it's not about the feet. It's because they're the feet of a hot guy. Oh, why didn't you say that from the start?

He looks like a bodybuilder. Anyway, we decided to see if you and I had any potential into going into the foot business. We posted a picture of our feet and have we got the results? And we asked people, what do we ask people on Instagram? Who would you pay for? Whose foot would you pay for?

Mine or yours? Okay. Coming in with 53% of the votes You, but it's early days. There's not many votes that have come in yet. So still a chance, you know. I'll take it. I haven't cut my toenails either. I'll take the win.

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