ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 26th 2019

Episode Date: August 26, 2019

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Hello everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Sorry, I was just lending an iPhone charger off Big Gay Gorgeous Al. That's right, he's always got a charger. Have you noticed that? Whenever you need a charger, he's Johnny on the spot. Yeah, this guy here, honestly, any tech problems, he sorts it. He's very good at it. He also has a battery pack for his vape. Yes, he does. He actually uses uses mine i gave him one i bought from kmart to charge my phone and now bank yeah the power bank and now it's the now it's the vape

bank he went out we went out on friday night and we rock up and uh there's a few people there quite a few people we didn't know and um anyway few of the people had vapes and I don't know how it came about, but one guy goes, oh, my vape's dead or whatever. And then someone goes, yeah, my vape's dead. And then Alan goes, I've got a power bank. And he was like the hero of the night. Like the Captain Planet of vapes. Yeah.

Captain Vape. He's a hero. Going to pick your power up from zero. I thought you were going to say, he's gonna get pollution and put it in your lungs. Did you see the first vape? Death has been recorded in America. Yeah, I saw that.

There's been quite a few of those stories going around, though. Yeah. Has it been confirmed? The way it was being put across, it felt like it was. It felt like it was confirmed. Yeah, because they're doing that. What is it called? Scaremongering.

Is that me using a big word? Is that what it is? You did use a big word, but scaremongering suggests that it's not necessarily true and you're throwing out stories just to drum up fear around vaping. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what a lot of the stories that have been, you know, obviously I don't know,

but then they're saying that a lot of the stories they'll put the headline to capture everyone in. Vape death. Vape death. And then when you read into it, it's like one kid had a collapsed lung, but it wasn't confirmed what it was actually from. The man was stabbed by a knife while vaping. The cause of death is yet unknown.

Oh, the vape got me! He was vaping? He was vaping while he was being eaten by that shark? Must have been that vape. You know it's the vape's fault. Again, not an endorsement of vaping. Not an endorsement of stabbing. And obviously it's bad for you.

We know it's bad for you. Allegedly. That's scaremongering what you're doing. No, it's bad for you. Allegedly. That's scaremongering what you're doing. No, it's not. Anyway, we're about to disappear in a puff of vape. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye, guys. ZAMZ, ZAMZ, Brie and Clint. Cutty everybody. Good afternoon and welcome officially to the last week of winter. How good?

I thought you were about to say the last week of our show and I was like, well, thanks for telling me. Well, if we're taking the spring off, then yeah, welcome to the last week of our show. Spring would be a good time to take off. No, it would not. What's good about spring? Well, spring in Australia is better than summer. Yes. Because summer in Australia these days,

thanks to global warming, is too hot. Spring in New Zealand is just cold and wet. Are we keeping track? Has it rained every day in August? Didn't rain...

Well, it depends where you live, I guess. If you live in Fox Glacier, then yes, I think it has rained every day since 2012. But I think yesterday was the first day it didn't rain in Auckland all August. How good is three, two, one. Generic weather chat. I could do it all day.

I could sit here and do it all day. You know what I thought? I thought we should do a segment where every time someone gets in an Uber, and this is people listening right now. Yeah. If you secretly, oh, no, you can't secretly record people. I was going to say secretly record your generic weather chat. Yeah. And then we will judge how good your generic weather chat is.

We don't have to do it secretly. You could ask. Hey, do you mind if I record this in the Uber? They'll probably say yes because they want five stars. One star. They'll be like, why are you recording me? There's a whole segment in that. How much can you ask an Uber driver for before they say no

so they keep their five-star rating? You're like, hey, can I have vaping here? Do you guys have Baskin and Robbins here? No. You guys don't have that place? Is it food? It's ice cream. Oh, yeah.

One time there was a challenge where they have 31 flavours and that's their whole gimmick. Yeah. And I went into a B where they have 31 flavours and that's their whole gimmick. Yeah. And I went into a Baskin and Robbins and ice cream shop and I tried to ask for a taste test of every single 31 flavours. How'd that go for you? I had every single one and then no joke at the end, I went, oh, I'm actually full now.

I probably won't get an ice cream. Little shit. People would do that all the time as well. It's so bad. Yeah. Don't do that all the time as well. It's so bad. Just don't do that. I hate people who ask, what do you think is the acceptable amount of flavours to try at an ice cream shop? One, the one that you're thinking about getting.

Yep. Or two. Two I can deal with. Only if you really didn't like the first one. Just buy it. Just buy it and find out if you liked it. But what if you want to try something different, but then you're like worried that it's going to be crappy?

Well, take the risk. Life's about taking chances, you know? Push yourself outside your comfort zone. So what if you spent $3.50 and it wasn't the cookies and cream you thought you were going to get? You know now, and you've learned a lesson for life. That's growth, everybody. Or just get a Magnum.

Because you know what you're getting at, don't you? That's a very good point. There's another lesson for life. Don't step too far out of your comfort zone. Yeah, it's not worth it. Why try? Next on the show, we're going to talk about things that piss you off at work. Oh, this is good.

I'm looking forward to getting some stuff off my chest. This is a time for you to vent. Yeah. So get your whinging pants on. Yeah. We're here to listen. Yeah, don't be the bigger person next. Be the smaller person with us.

Also, we'll tell you how you can win free Choice of Arne tickets in five minutes. Spree and Clint, ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We just wanted to open up the phone lines this afternoon. Just give you a bit of a safe space to have a whinge. Yeah. Because we know what it's like, especially on a Monday. You head back to work.

There's certain things people do at work that piss you off. Everyone's like, oh, be positive. Have a good attitude. Not here. No, this is your chance. This is where we're giving you the opportunity. This is where we're going to wallow in negativity. Just for a little bit.

Just for a little bit. Just for a little bit. I saw a video on Facebook which was asking people to write down their office pet peeves. What ticks them off the most in the office. The office is a funny ecosystem because you're in such close quarters with people for so many hours of your life and they're people that you wouldn't normally fraternise with a lot of the time.

No. Yeah, and you have to be polite to them. You're paid to be polite to them. Yeah, you have to act accordingly. It doesn't mean that things don't piss you off. Yeah, exactly. I'll just read out a few so you know the vibe of what we're trying to get at. Yeah, you have to act accordingly. Doesn't mean that things don't piss you off. Yeah, exactly. I'll just read out a few so you know the vibe of what we're trying to get at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, lay it on me.

These are a few of the comments people wrote on the video. Someone said things that are my pet peeves in the office. Someone's scraping out the yogurt container. We get it. It's empty. Give it up. I know those people. Getting that last little bit out. You're like, come on. That's good value for money up. I know those people. Getting that last little bit out. You're like, come on.

That's good value for money though. I don't know if I'm on board with that one. What about this one here? Someone's office pet peeves. The pregnant assistant who demanded nobody wear any scent or perfume to work because it made her feel queasy. We worked in a massive supermarket with hundreds of employees. Just go on maternity leave early.

Look, if working is not for you, time to stop working. Maybe she just said it to that one person because she hated their perfume. Maybe, yeah, maybe they're a little overpowering. Yeah, could be. Someone said, a guy I used to work with in the office ate pistachio nuts with the shell on. He ate the shell as well? He ate the shell.

Whoa. I get it, those people who, because when you're doing a pistachio, all the flavour's in the shell. I always put the shell. You suck on the shell. You suck on the shell. But then you've got to spit the shell out. Can you put the nut in and open it with your teeth?

Oh, baby, this is not my first nut rodeo, okay? Good. Just checking that we're both on the same nut level. I can tie a pistachio nut in a knot with my tongue. No, I don't think that's a thing. No. And there's obviously the obvious ones where people talk about people eating tuna. Yeah, loud chewers.

People coughing a lot and clearing their throat was a big one. People who come to work when they're sick, like they're some kind of martyr and they're like, I have to be here. This report has to get done. Guess what, Gareth? I have to not get sick. So go the F home because no one wants you here. No one thinks you're special because you came to work when you were sick.

It's true. I hate people that steal food out of the work fridge. Oh, yep. Produce Ellie's with me. God, that makes me angry. That food is like my child. Touch it and you will die. I do feel like I'm abandoning a child though

every time I leave something in the fridge. I'm like, I will return for you in 24 hours. Be safe my child. And then you go back and you're like, Hey Tucker! I will find you and I will find you and I will kill you That was the best

carbonara I've ever made Let's open it up There'll be people out there in offices right now or work sites, anything like that If you want to have a whinge right now what is your office pet peeves? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.

And if you ate my Cabanara. Oh, I'm coming for you. I have a very particular set of kills. Kills? Skills. Bree and Clint. The Podcast. ZM.

What are your office pet peeves this afternoon? We just want to have a vent with everyone. Who's pissing you off? May as well get it off your chest. What are they doing? What gets done in the building that really makes you go, God, I wish I could work for myself? You know?

I'm not speaking from personal experience. I'm sick of Susan who works as a producer and picks up the phones. God, I hate it. I've got another one that I didn't get off my chest before. People who get plates in the kitchen and then have their lunch and then leave their dirty plates at their desk and then work at their desk for the rest of the afternoon. This is not a flat,

okay? I don't want to see your crusty baked bean sauce covered plate for the rest of the day, okay? I find it disgusting. I know I do that sometimes, but producer Ellie's way worse than me. She's in a different room to us. Yeah, true. I can handle her. You know, there's a barrier of glass.

Yeah, but you know what the mistake is that you've made? What's that? I now know that you hate it and I know that you take it so I don't have to. I got in trouble at my old job because I started throwing people's plates in the rubbish bin. I said, if you're not going to take- Oh, you can't do that. Yes, I can because I'd warned you. I warned you.

If you're not going to take it to the kitchen can't do that. Yes, I can. Because I'd warned you. I warned you. If you're not going to take it to the kitchen... That's psychopath stuff, mate. Chill out. Yeah, but my theory was, if there are no plates left in the building... Dude. ...then no one can have dirty plates. Dude, it's not that bad.

It's just work. I got a written warning. Yeah, I bet you did. We've got someone on the phone who confesses to being an office pet peever. Hi, Chris. Hi. Chris, are you the culprit of this?

I think so. What do you do in the office that you think pisses people off? That bag of popcorn that goes in the microwave. Smells out the entire office. Oh, no, I'm not against that. Hang on, it depends. Are you sharing the bag of popcorn? Of course.

Oh, then what are people worried about? Who are these? It makes them feel so hungry. Oh, dear. Just after lunch too. Yeah, well, there's a good solution to that. Have some of Chris's popcorn. You know?

No, I'm all for the popcorn in the office. Who are these Grinch's that you work with? Can you say what industry you work in, Chris? It was a data entry. Data entry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so back office. Those people have no fun in their life.

I bet that's a fun Christmas party. Chris, you put your popcorn on, brother. Good to hear from you. Someone said their pet peeve is when someone puts only one ream of paper in the photocopier. It takes five. Where's this magical photocopier that takes five reams of paper? Yeah, it sounds like a bloody good photocopier. I love the person that texted it and they were like,

people who eat almonds, shut up. They are the loudest nut. And now I have the urge to throw my keyboard at you. Are they the loudest nut? I don't think so. But I think when someone's already pissing you off, it's that thing where every little thing they do will start to irk you.

You'll go, God, do you have to breathe? Seriously, do you need that much oxygen? It's a very interesting topic though, just back on the hardest nut. What is the hardest nut? What is the loudest, sorry, what is the loudest nut? It's not a cashew because they're quite soft. No, a roasted almond is louder than a fresh almond.

I don't think we've ever had such a boring conversation on this show. I'm up for it though. Just put it out there. Oh, wait. I think I've got it. Is it the Brazil nut? I think we've found a winner. I think we've found a winner.

Fantastic. I'm enjoying you sitting there going, holy shit, this is boring radio. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Hello, Dean. He's here.

Hey, Dean. Well, hello. Good evening, afternoon, everyone. It's Sunday afternoon here. I've lost the day and time. Good afternoon in New Zealand. It's whatever time you want it to be, Dean. He's coming to us live from Los Angeles.

That's what I tell all my dates. Yeah. Also, his brain's a bit foggy. He hasn't had a carb since 2001. It does that to you? His body's searching for that sugar. He's on that keto diet. Dean, tell us the latest with Taylor Swift.

Obviously, her new album dropped on Friday, but her fight with Scooter Braun is still going on, right? It is still going on. There's so much happening with her. She's in New York City as we speak. She's opening the VMAs tomorrow night with our friend Todrick. It's going to be fabulous. But what she's done is this.

She is going back into the recording studio, probably Tuesday after the VMAs, and she's going to re-record all of her original albums. So you might remember she doesn't own the masters for all five of those albums, right? She's going back in to recreate the songs, re-record them, and release them for all of her fans to buy them. And the goal is this, is that basically she's going to diminish the value of the masters that were then obviously purchased for $300 million by Scooter.

Here's the thing, though. They're going to sound a little bit different to the originals. So we don't know how different or how she's going to get away with it because technically you can't steal a song, right? So technically that's what she'd be doing. So stay tuned. It's going to be interesting how she pulls this one off. Is she going to change the lyrics slightly or something like that?

Yeah, maybe. Things like that, yeah. Her voice would have changed over the years too. A hundred percent. Like, let's listen. I'm would have changed over the years too. A hundred percent. Like, let's listen. I'm just trying to bring up here one of her older songs. So what about me? Like this Taylor Swift song here.

This is one of the latest songs. That's one of the latest ones. And then if we go back in time to something like, oh God, I can't even find an old Taylor Swift song. Along With Me? Oh, Red? What about Red? I love this album.

Your voice just changes with time. Also, what a hell of a lot of work, right? Yeah, but revenge. Revenge. How good's revenge? And $300 million, I guess. That's good motivation. Do you reckon, so I. Revenge. How good's revenge? And $300 million, I guess. That's good motivation. Do you reckon, so I have a question.

Obviously Kesha was involved with, what was the producer's name? Dr. Luke. Dr. Luke. And he owned all of her music and she can't sing any of that music anymore. I think the issue with that is he wrote the music as well. I think he's a co-writer on the songs. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure she wrote it. Yeah, I think it's a co-write.

Do you know, Dean? I don't really know how that one played out. I know Taylor wrote all of hers, so she owns that to the lyrics, I guess. I don't know the situation with Kesha. That's a really good question. This might start something. Rush My Teeth with a Bottle don't know the situation with Kesha. That's a really good question. This might start something. Rush My Teeth with a Bottle of Jack? That was definitely Kesha.

That's an original. That is an original lyric from Kesha. It is a weird thought to think that you wrote this music, you made this music, and yet someone else owns it and you're not allowed to do it. Even if you wrote about it as something as personal as every single one of your breakups, like Taylor Swift did.

God, that's annoying. Oh, that's a lie. Okay, that is Dean McCarthy with the latest out of Hollywood. Thank you very much. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Now, for this bomb story, I would like to take you to Barcelona in Spain. Oh, Barcelona. Barcelona.

I think that's how you say it correctly, Barcelona. Yeah, you have to get the accent, Barcelona. Barcelona. There's no TH in it,. I think that's how you say it correctly. Bathalona. Yeah, you have to get the accent Bathalona. Bathalona. There's no TH in it, but I think it's Bathalona. Swimmers at a beach in Bathalona had to be evacuated over the weekend when they discovered a Civil War era bomb in the water. What the hell? These stories buzz me out.

Like the Spanish Civil War was 1936 to 1939, so the bomb is at least 80 years old. Oh my God. Not stable. Yeah, just chilling there in the water. Weird people have been swimming for a long time. You say not stable, but it hasn't gone off for 80 years. Doesn't mean it can't go off tomorrow. No, but I think that there's

no more stable bomb than one that has gone 80 years without going off. I've got to ask, is it still live? That's an army term. I've got to ask, is it still alive? That's an army term. Is it an army term, is it? All right. What do us civilians say who aren't in the army? Is the bomb still bommie?

Is the bomb still alive? The army have been brought in to deactivate the bomb, which I always hope means blow it up. Like I hope they just go clear the area, make sure everything's safe and then blow it up. That's what you want, right? I don't think that's what they do. You don't want to see that happen?

What, is it at a local beach? Yeah, it's at... Why? It's in the water though. Like it'll just... What do you think happens underneath where the bomb is? Bigger pool? Bigger swimming hole?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How are you meant to dispose of it? You mean to delicately take it out and then drive it on a truck somewhere? That seems more dangerous to me. I don't know how bombs work, okay? This is what we're getting to.

I don't know. I'm not surprised. I'm just thinking that if it has to be disposed of, why not turn it into an event like fireworks for families? Take it to, what's the name? What's that festival over in El? Burning Man. Burning Man.

Then we can really get some good use out of it. The main event at Burning Man 2020 will be the detonation of a 1936 Spanish Civil War era bomb. Can you imagine all the people at Burning Man? They'd be like, oh. Am I high or is that a Spanish Civil War era? Dude. That's a big-ass bomb.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's the investigation that last week, Clint, stopped the nation. It's all people were talking about. It was Flowergate 2019. Police resources reallocated. The Prime Minister gave a press conference on it. There was leads, there were suspects. There were clues.

But there was no outcome. All to find out, who's the person who did the lovely thing of sending Bree anonymous flowers? But why? I don't get anonymous flowers. Just put your name on it. Well, I guess they thought they were being romantic, right? So it all started when we called the florist and we asked them if they could just give us the details. And they said, no, that's not how it works.

They would get in touch with the person that anonymously sent them and see if they wanted to come clean with the details. Turns out florists have a code of conduct. They do. And then when we called them back 24 hours later to see if they were going to give up the details, they told us this. She said that we

can reveal it is a lady. I have a public profile so I would like to remain anonymous, please. Sorry that I'm not Moses or Jeremy. Both of these are friends of mine, though, by the way. A date? You put out some bait. Yeah, I said a honey trap.

Yeah, the honey trap was we gave a message for the florist to give back to her because we found out it was a her. Yeah. To meet at a certain bar in Ponsonby Road last Friday night. Yeah, the bait was set. Well, I went to that bar on Friday night and I have an update for you guys. Yeah. I know who the person that sent the flower was.

Okay. And we've got a phone number? We've got a phone number here. Let's call them up now. Hello? Hello, is that Jodie Rimjob? No, this is not Jodie Rimmer or Rimjob. I think you've got the wrong number.

Jodie, Jodie Rimmer or Rym Jo. I think you've got the wrong number. Jodie, Jodie Rimmer. As if you didn't think that you could send me anonymous flowers and we wouldn't find out and then call you on our national radio show. Sorry, I don't know who this is. You've been caught red-handed, lady. She hung up. She hung up. She hung up.

Let's get her back. She loves to play games, doesn't she? She loves a game. So she turned up to the bar, didn't she? So she turned up to the bar, but my friends were there, but I was late. So why is she still hiding from it if she's shown up? She's admitted

to me because I messaged her. She's going to send us straight to voicemail. She's playing a little game of cat and mouse. Hi, this is Sarah. It's no Sarah. Look, my name is Sarah, and I often get calls on this number asking for Jodie, and I'm getting really sick of it.

So if you know this woman, can you get her to change her number? Because it's actually really annoying. Now, I'm not seeing a meeting. I'm in a high-powered meeting and I've got to go. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Can I ask you a question? No. She's good.

Is she? No, she's good. Is she? She's good because a part of me just then believed her for a second. So the flowers, if you're waiting to find the result of the investigation, New Zealand, we have proof and we believe, not in a confession, but we have proof. They are from... Actress and current Celebrity Treasure Island cast member...

Jodie Rimmer. Rimmer. Jodie Rimmer. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it. So you don't have to.

Look, Clint, over the break, I've just realised I'm about to gift New Zealand one of the best gifts I think an Aussie could give you Kiwis. Okay, sure. This is big. This is a cultural exchange. Yes. So taste test is where we try out different foods. Quite often they're like, they've just come out kind of thing,

so we get to them first. Or they're topical. Or they're topical and we enjoy it. Like when we did the Mee Goreng Toasty. Yes, exactly. Yeah, you've bought today's one and I don't know what it is. I've just been slaving away in the kitchen because let me tell you about a little restaurant chain

in Australia back in the 90s that was massive. Okay. It was called Sizzler. Oh yeah, we had Sizzler. Well, Ben, you told me you guys didn't have Sizzler. Hey mate, we had Sizzler. Producer Ben, damn it. Sizzler's a global restaurant.

And then Ellie goes, never heard of it. You never heard of Sizzler? Okay, well I'll pretend, I never went there if that helps. I've never been there. Oh, it doesn't help because, anyway, doesn't matter. I've never tried it. Okay, good. At'll pretend I never went there, if that helps. I've never been there. It doesn't help because, anyway, it doesn't matter. I've never tried it. Okay, good. At Sizzlers.

You Kiwis won't know about this. Producer Ben, you led me down a rabbit hole there, and then Ellie, who wasn't even paying attention. It's okay. No, I've never heard of that place. It closed down. It can't have been that popular in New Zealand. Anyway, the last couple of Sizzlers are closing down in Australia as well.

Okay. And it's an all-you-can-eat style buffet restaurant if you haven't been to it before. Yeah. But anyone who has been to Sizzler will know the one best product that they ever produced. Okay. And it was called the Cheesy Toast.

The Cheesy Toast. Okay. Did you ever have that? See, you know what? And you scoff at me. I don't know what it is. It sounds like cheese toast. The cheesy toast. Okay. Did you ever have that? See, you know what? And you scoff at me. I don't know what it is. It sounds like cheese toast. Don't scoff at me, mate.

It sounds like cheese toast. Don't scoff at me because there'll be people listening who'll go, oh, my God, the cheesy toast. I have an open mind, okay? The cheesy toast. I want to be impressed. I do. I do.

I do. Scoff at cheesy toast. If you're in Australia. This is so charged. This is so emotionally charged. I do, I do, I do. Scoff it, cheesy toast. If you're in Australia, they will drag you down the back shed, mate. I'm not insulting your cheesy toast heritage. I'm fuming. This is the food of your people. I think it was called the cheesy toast.

Okay, so you've prepared me some sizzler cheesy toast. So what's happening at the moment is that because all these sizzlers are shutting down, a recipe for the cheesy toast that they make at Sizzler has gone viral and everyone's making it at home. Yeah, cool. What I've done is I've obviously created or tried to create the cheesy toast that you could get at Sizzler. Wonderful.

And I have that. Well, you don't get it all. I want a piece. Oh, you have a piece too. Yeah, okay, you have that piece. Do I describe what I see or am I going to say the wrong thing? No, you can go on. It looks like toast with cheese on top.

But then how have you made the cheese crunchy? Well, it's a certain type of cheese. Yeah, what is the cheese? I've mixed butter and Parmesan cheese together to create a spread. Okay, now we're talking. Now we're talking. I've then put that on the bread and then toasted it in a sandwich press. Okay, my mouth is getting very juicy.

Can I? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mmm. Oh, this is a very good cheese toast. I like it. It's not normal cheese toast. It's nice.

It's like the, it's like when you make a cheese toasty and the bit that comes out the side And goes crispy on the toasty maker It tastes like that But the whole thing Yeah no it does taste like that Does it Producer do you like this

Is this nice I think it's quite nice But it's just cheese on toast yeah Clint Clint You better come here and hold me back Because I'm about to go out there And whoop producer Ben's ass

I do have a strong feeling that Taste test has just become Something we do when you're hungry hold me back because I'm about to go out there and whoop producer Ben's ass. I do have a strong feeling that taste test has just become something we do when you're hungry. You just felt like some cheese on toast so you've turned it

into a segment. Which is fine. I'm here for that. Mate, in Australia this is iconic. Okay. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test.

We taste it. So you don't have to. I appreciate it. It's nice. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I'm going to talk about something that makes millennials very uncomfortable. I'm going to talk about money. Don't talk about money.

We don't have any. Got to have O on toast, though. We don't know how to use it. We can't afford the houses. Why are you trying to be a millennial but you sound like a 90-year-old man? That's a good point. I'm just trying to make it clear that money is an uncomfortable subject for millennials.

Is that fair to say? Like it doesn't work properly for us. It doesn't. Like the houses are worth more than what we get paid. Yeah, it's true. And a new study out, which has been published in the Herald today, said that millennials are least likely of any generation to share money in a couple.

So millennials who are in a committed relationship, more often than not, will keep their own bank accounts separate. Yeah, because not as many of us are getting married. That's why. That's a good point as well. Case closed. No, no, no. Well, reopen the case, baby.

Because they've sampled married millennials as well and they're still keeping their finances separate. Say you and me are married. You keep your money in one account and you get paid in there. And I keep my money in my account and I get paid in there. And even if we own a house, we then transfer the mortgage money into a joint account. But I don't see your money and you don't see my money.

Oh, good, because I'm earning more than you. That is what they think is part of it. Do you reckon that's why? And weirdly it's not the person who earns more that is often the instigator of it, it's the person who earns less. So they come into the relationship and they go... Well because they feel guilty. They feel guilty and they feel like they're never going to measure up to

what the other person earns. So they go I'll just keep my finances separate and then you can't see what I'm spending my money on. Weird, eh? I'm married. Oh, see, I don't find it that weird because I've never been at that stage in my life where I've shared a bank account with someone. If you were to get married, you don't think that you guys

would join your banks up? I think depending on what the other person wanted and whatever made them happy and it was a joint decision, I think it would be a case of I would have my bank account, they would have their bank account, and then we'd also have a joint bank account together. That's what they're saying the trend is. Which I don't mind that. I'm not into that.

I want it all in one big slush fund. Yeah, because Lucy, your wife, earns more money than you. That's why. No, I like it. If I'm rich, we're rich. If you're rich, we're rich. If I'm poor, well, too bad you were poor as well. But, you know, you look at it more money than you. That's why. No, I like it. If I'm rich, we're rich. If you're rich, we're rich. If I'm poor, well, too bad you're poor as well. But, you know, you look at it as a team.

You're a team. No, I do like that. But it is personal, right? It's just interesting that millennials are veering away from it. It's not something that they want to do. Because I said to you, like, I don't know if I'll ever get married because obviously that's a time where you're like, okay, this is where we join everything when you get married.

Our lives, our finances. You know? And you were like, oh, well, when we join everything when you get married. Our finances. You know? And you were like, oh, well, when is that going to be? What point in your life is that going to be for you? And I think it would be if you're deciding to buy a house with someone, that's when you join everything together. Even then, even then, some people are not putting it together then. They're still keeping their bank accounts separate.

Yeah, because they want to buy alcohol. That's one of the things. Go to the strippies. That is one of the things they put down. Buying rounds for friends, they don't want their partner to see that and also they don't want their partner to see their online shopping. That's the other big one. They don't want to see when they had a

splurge on ASOS or something like that. I love when people call going to the strippers online shopping. I wonder if we can take this conversation in a slightly different direction this afternoon and ask a personal question. Are you hiding money from your partner? How are you doing it?

Yeah. Do you have money that they don't know about? How much money? Can we have some? Where do you keep it? Why do you feel the need to keep some money separate from your partner? Do you have a secret slush fund

that your partner doesn't know about? We're just curious, okay? No judgment zone here. No judgment. We can keep you completely anonymous if that's what you want. I get it. What if you want to buy a motorbike on the side? Maybe that's it.

Maybe. Maybe you've got a motorbike on the side. But they don't know about it. Maybe your funds are tied up in something like that. You can text us on 9696. Do you have money that you're hiding from your partner? 0800 dial ZM right now. Millennials, don't get uncomfortable, okay?

Strap on your rain jacket because it's about to get juicy loosey in here. We can talk about money as adults, right? I know you're weird about it, but we can talk about it. How much money do you earn? Not that way. I know you're weird about it, but we can talk about it. No, I can't. How much money do you earn? How much? No. Not that way. We're asking if you've got a secret amount of money that you're hiding from your partner. New study says millennials don't share their funds.

It's something our generation does. Even the committed relationship ones are still keeping their bank accounts separate. Secret bank accounts, which means do they actually talk about how much money they earn or is that something that's not talked about? That's a good question as well. Do millennials not even know how much their wife or husband earns?

There'll be some like that. Don't know. But we're asking, do you have some secret money? Susan's here. Hi, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hello. What secret money are you hiding from your partner, Susan?

I actually just got a $5,000 refund back from the council today and he is not going to find out at all about that. What? You're going to keep it a secret? Oh, yes. Five grand? Yes. Why? Yes, Susan.

Does he not deserve it or do you have a $5,000 purchase you want to make? Oh, look, there could be, you know, a few purchases made here and there and snuck into the house. Who knows? More to the facts, Susan. How did you get money out of the council? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Overpaid for a subdivision a couple of years ago.

Oh, boom. What a win. That and I'm blackmailing John Tomahere. Juliet is here. Hi, Juliet. Hi, Juliet. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you.

What's your, are you hiding money from your partner? It was actually my ex. When we were together, I had what's called an FU account. Yeah. So he was terrible with money. So anytime he'd make a purchase on his own credit card, I would take money from our savings account for our children and put that into a different account.

Yeah. When you left the relationship, how much money was in the FU account? Just over $10,000. Oh! Nah, I say good for you, Juliette. That's an awesome idea. At which point of funneling $10,000 away from your partner

did you realise, hmm, this relationship might not be going too well? Probably at the start of it when I started the interview account. Yeah, good point. It just took her 10 grand to figure it out. Yeah, there's a few really juicy texts on the text machine. Someone's texted through and they said, yes, I have been hiding money from my partner for four years.

I have a separate bank account with a separate bank and it has all my inheritance money from my grandparents, which is quite a lot. I don't know what to do with it. Should I tell him? Should I not? Ugh. Depends.

Have you planned to stay with him? I don't know. Oh my God. I don't know. Because what are you going to do? You're going to get old and then you go, oh, by the way, there's a hundred grand in this account from my grandparents. Never told you.

Yeah. I just realised I have inheritance money in an account that I haven't touched for like 10 years. I just remembered it. How much money's in there? Oh, only like 5K. Oh, okay. That's good.

No, it's not like 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Five's still amazing. Good point. We had a text from someone who has $2,000 hidden inside a hairbrush. Is that who we're talking to now? No, it's not.

Do you want me to read that text before we go to this person? So someone texted through and they said, I had hidden $2,000 inside the handle of my hairbrush because my partner was a gambler and I was afraid that if there was ever an emergency, we would have nothing to fall back on. That's terrifying. Inside the handle of the hairbrush. Yeah.

You know he's never going to look there. Yuck, woman stuff. And finally, this person wants to remain anonymous, but you have a juicy story about your friend. Yeah. Yeah, good man of mine gets his partner to pay the apprentice more hours, but then just gets it out of his apprentice's account.

Smart. Smart. Smart. Yeah, so she actually sees it going out but doesn't see what it's actually being used for. So she's paying money out from what I assume is their family business into an apprentice's account that doesn't actually exist and it's just another one of those accounts. No, no, no, the apprentice is...

He overpays the apprentice and then gets the apprentice to take that money out and give it back to him. So the apprentice is in on the scam as well? Yes. Yeah, hard out. He's oneays the apprentice And then gets the apprentice To take that money out And give it back to him So the apprentice Is in on the scam as well Yes Yeah hard out He's one of the boys If you're the apprentice

How much are we talking Anonymous Oh Thousands Thousands Easy If you're the apprentice Just know that you have A great opportunity

To do some blackmailing Just Just know that you can Go to a I thought I thought you were about to say To do the right thing But no, Clint goes with blackmailing

Yeah No, he wouldn't do that to one of the boys He'd just help them out Just pass money and whatnot No one would ever screw over one of the boys Oh, this is true This is true Alright, thank you very much Anonymous

That was juicy and we appreciate it I just wish I had some money to hide You do, you've got $5,000. Yeah, but I'd forgotten about it. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Trash. Oh, Trash. Trash.

Sounds like a... Oh, no. Yep. A lot of excuses. You do the rest. Okay. Okay. Trash or Treasure. Simple game we play on a Monday where we give you an item and you just have to tell us whether it's worth under 5K, trash, or over 5K, treasure. Rachel, you're up.

Hi. How are you? I'm good, and you guys? Very well. Clint's, he's cracked the sads. No, not at Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Clint.

He's having a tantrum, but he's, you know, he's getting through it. Oh, not at Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Clint. He's having a tantrum, but he's, you know, he's getting through it. Oh, fine. Look, Rachel, okay, I'm a professional, so let's play this game. Three items.

Right. You tell us if they're trash or treasure based off the description. If you guess correctly, we're going to give you mobile fuel. Two out of three. If you get it wrong, then Ashley wins your fuel

for doing absolutely nothing. You ready to play, Rach? Sure am. Let's go. Here comes item number one. I have this really cool piece. This was a prop in The Godfather. The movie? The movie. The Godfather.

This deco-style ballet jewellery box was issued to the set of The Godfather for use in background scenes. All right, Rachel. A prop on the Godfather worth under 5K trash or over 5K treasure? Oh, I will go with trash. Trash. Lock it in. Let's have a look. I don't see this worth money. It's worth nothing.

Well done. It's just an object that happened to be in the background of that movie. Just because it's in the movie doesn't mean it's worth money. Is that what they're saying? If you had the machine gun that he used. Then that's worth money. Or the pile of cocaine, then that might be worth money. But good work.

You're one up. Here comes your second item. I brought in my official Batman utility belt from 1966. Good? This thing is amazing. Can I take a look at it? Yes. I'll tell you what.

To Batman collectors, guys, this is the holy grail. Whoa. It's got all the bells and whistles attached to the belt. It's got all the pieces in the original box. Batman utility belt. It's got all the pieces in the original box. Batman utility belt. The toy. Under 5K, trash, or over 5K, treasure? I think treasure.

All right, locking in treasure. Let's have a look. I'll give you 10 grand for it. Oh, whoa. 10K. There you go. That's all you need, Rachel. You win, trash or treasure. We've got some mobile fuel coming your way. Awesome. Thanks, That's all you need, Rachel. You win, Trash or Treasure.

We've got some mobile fuel coming your way. Awesome. Thanks, guys. You're welcome, Rach. I'd give someone my belt for less than 10K. I don't think anyone would pay more than 10K for it. You never know. Also, how about that lady's voice too?

I brought in my official Batman utility belt. What? I don't get it. You don't think she sounds funny? I brought in my official Batman utility belt. What? I didn't get it. Oh, you don't think she sounds funny? I bought her my official Batman utility belt. Now that's funny.

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. A safe space amongst friends. We're all here and I want to ask a question. It's a very personal question.

You got it bleached. It's about time. I said, do it, do it, do it. No, I haven't had anything bleached. I haven't even seen it to know if I need it bleached. Have you about time I said do it, do it, do it. No, I haven't had anything bleached. I haven't even seen it to know if I need it bleached. Have you never grabbed a mirror?

Why are we talking about the same thing Fletch Vaughan and Megan talked about this morning? No, they're not bleaching. They're lasering. Lasering's definitely the way to go. And the question I want to ask is not butthole related at all. Don't say that at 5.07.

You brought it up. I didn't say butthole. You brought up bleaching. Now you've said it. I've got a question to ask, okay? And so I've got you, Bree, friend. Producer Ben, Producer Ellie, friends. Hi, mate.

On the phone, Rebecca, T and Alex, listeners, all friends, okay? Something happened to me on the weekend and a friend of mine who I've known for a long time looked at me like I was a total weirdo so I now need to put it

out there to you guys to find out if I am actually weird or if he's overreacting so my friend Nixon and Sarah were around over the weekend

they were visiting my baby Tui she's six weeks old it's mine and my wife Lucy's first baby baby starts crying have to give the baby a bottle.

Warm the bottle up. Yeah. And then bring it back to the lounge where everyone's sitting with the baby. And before you give it to the bottle, before you give it to the baby, you have to test the temperature. So I tested the temperature of the breast milk

on my tongue and then I gave the bottle to the baby. No, I don't think you do that. And he looked at me like I was a sicko. Put it on your wrist. Everyone knows that. Yeah, put it on your wrist but then where does it go?

You just lick it off your wrist. You just get rid of it. No, you wipe it. Well, no, it didn't have anything on me. But also, it's going in the baby's mouth so I just wanted to know

is it the right temperature to go in a baby's mouth? So where do I put it? In my mouth. Yeah, right. And I've never thought that that was weird. So I just wanted to go around the room

and just find out from you guys, sampling, just to, I didn't drink the bottle. I didn't suck on it like, I put it on top of it. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. You just told it. Is that weird or not weird?

First of all, Brie. I have never seen anyone else do it that way. Yeah. So I'm going to say maybe a little strange. Okay. It's fine. That's your opinion. Producer Ben? I don't think it's that strange. It's your baby. Yeah, it's my baby, right? Yeah, but it's not

the baby's milk. At first I thought you were checking temperature with your tongue and I was like, that's good. How did you know the temperature just because of your tongue? Are you really going off Producer Ben's opinion? Well, I'm just looking for a cross-section of society. He's a member. Thanks, mate.

Producer Ali? I don't think it's that weird. You don't think it's that weird? I don't know. Like, I don't have a baby myself, and I don't know how to test temperature, but I mean... Yeah. Breast milk.

Yeah. It's all right? I think it's all right. Yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, now you're the weird one, Bree. I don't feel weird. Rebecca's here.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi. I think it feel weird. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi. I think it's not that weird, but I thought the whole thing was testing on your wrist is because that's a little bit more sensitive, so you'd get a real indication as opposed to your mouth. Interesting. Yeah, your mouth isn't as sensitive, I thought.

As sensitive, yeah. Interesting, interesting. So you might have given your baby Some hotter milk Than it needed Okay well then We'll put you down On the weird side Weird side

It's fine Wait has Nixon And that got They've got kids No they don't have kids No So that's the thing It's all different right

It's all relative I feel like Those of us Who don't have kids Probably shouldn't be commenting No I want you to comment Yeah but I feel weird Commenting

I don't have kids No but I'm not asking for parenting advice i'm asking for like social advice like in a social situation do you find this weird t's here hi t yeah mate um what do you reckon t breast milk into the mouth my mouth weird yeah well did you like the taste of it oh no t it's not it's not that's a good question actually how you like the taste of it? Oh, no, tea. It's not a... No, that's a good question, actually. What was the taste like? Tastes like sweet milk. Tastes like sweetened milk. I wouldn't do it myself, mate.

Yeah, all right. That's good to know. Yeah, why... I probably wouldn't have done my rest. And interesting, our last voter has hung up once they heard what the subject was. It's fine. Grosser things have been in Clint's mouth. I'm so glad to bring a hug for these. at the subject. It's fine. Grosser things have been in Clint's mouth. Thanks, T.

Thanks, T. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Just to all the people texting in about the breast milk, thank you for all your thoughts. We're going to leave it there. Stop being gross. And to those suggesting that... I'm not saying that about the breast milk.

I'm saying people are making it sexual and it's not. To the people that are suggesting that I'm trying to drink it from the source, how dare you? Now wipe your milk mustache. How dare you New Zealand? I was sharing an intimate moment with you. Something

interesting happened to me on the weekend. Didn't drink breast milk but wasn't given the opportunity. Your time will come. Yeah, my time will come and I will take that opportunity when it comes. It'll be next weekend when you come round to my place. Hell yeah. Bree, can I get you anything? Don't talk about your wife like that.

Juice? Breast milk? No, there was a conversation that happened in my group of friends and I want the producers to listen in on this because I want you guys to also tell me. Yeah. Because I, this is something, so someone asked a question at brunch and this is something that I have never thought about in my whole life

but it's something we would have all done quite a lot. Okay, cool. All right, so picture kissing people. Oh, yeah, this is nice. You've shared lots of kisses with a lot of people. Think about when you get your pash on. Yeah. All right?

Don't make those noises. Sorry, I got carried away. That's gross. Are you pashing in public? Got any milk? Are you pashing in public? No, I'm talking just pashing in general. Okay, cool.

Now, let me ask you the question. Are you the top or the bottom kisser? What? Okay, that sounded real bad. Do you mean? Are you the top lip or are you the bottom lip? Oh. So you know when you go to kiss someone, someone is kissing, someone's mouth is on the top

lip and someone's mouth is on the top lip and someone's mouth is on the bottom lip. Have you ever in your life thought about that? No. No. And, get this, if you get two people that are

both bottoms, you know what happens then. Is that when the teeth No, it doesn't work. Are we still talking about lips? Yes. Okay. Yes, it's just lips. It's all PG. So if you get two people that like to concentrate, like if they go low, then the kiss doesn't work.

Do the lips not sync up? Is it not top lip to top lip, bottom lip to bottom lip? Isn't that what a kiss is? Yeah, if you want to do the lamest, most boring kiss in the world. So we open our mouths and then... What? Are you going lip to lip, lip to lip?

I would have thought so. I would have thought that's a bullseye. No, mate. You test it with your wife tonight. Oh, I will. When you get into it, it's definitely one person goes lower and one person goes higher and the lips kind of come together. But someone's on the top lip and someone's on the bottom lip.

Duh, ZG. What are you? I think I'm a bottom lip. You're the bottom lip? Always knew I was a bottom. Does that mean that you will... Say it, say it. Does that mean that you will suckle on the bottom lip?

Yeah. And, like, bite it away? That's a very raunchy thing to do. I like to concentrate. Oh, no, wait, am I the top? Here's another one. Oh, no, now I don't know. What about if It's a very raunchy thing to do. I like to concentrate. Oh, no, wait. Am I at the top? Here's another one. Oh, no. Now I don't know.

What about if it's a pash? Are you the top tongue or the bottom tongue? Or is that not a thing? I'm definitely the more aggressive. Mull that over on your drive home, New Zealand. Anyway, if anyone on the text machine, I'd love to hear from you on 9696. Have you guys ever thought about that?

Because I had never. We're getting lots of top texts. A lot of people saying they're the top. I think I am the top actually now that I think about it. And someone is just texting, I'm stopped at the traffic lights. The person next to me is testing this out on their hand right now. That is brilliant.

Okay, birthday banger is next. Oh my God, that is my favourite text ever. Please try and get a Snapchat of that if you're not driving. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right, this is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was actually number one on your 16th birthday,

then we play one of those songs. Hello, Helen. Hello, Helen. Hello. What's your birthday, Helen? It's January 1978. All right, what day in January? 17th.

Okay, perfect. You were 16 in 1994 on the 17th of Jan, and this was number one. OG Will Smith with Jazzy Jif. With Jazzy Jif. DJ Jazzy Jif, that's Boom Shake the Room. Not bad for a banger. Pretty good, Helen. Not bad for a banger. I like it.

Let's talk to Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abs. Hi. What's your birthday, Abby? Well, it's my partner's birthday. Okay, cool. It's the 2nd of April, 92, that is.

Okay, they were 16 in 2013 on the 2nd of April, and on that day, this topped the charts. I'm really sure how to feel about it. Something in the way you move. Rihanna and Mickey Echo? Yes, and I feel like McCartney was on this. No, that's the Kanye one. That's four or five seconds.

Got it. All right, Abby. It's a Monday. All right. Abby, why are you doing your partner's birthday banner and not yours? Well, because I've already done one before. What was your one? What did you get?

Mine was, I think it was a black-eyed teddy. Oh, that's better than this. Yeah, I can't remember what kind it was. It was one, I don't know, you put it on your Instagram. Brie did a good old dance to it. She started crumping. I'm a bee. I'm a bee.

I'm a bee. I'm a bee. I'm a bee. That's a good one. Hey, is Abby coming to Friday Jams Live? Abby, are you coming to Friday Jams Live? Oh, maybe. I don't know.

You should because the Black Eyed Peas are going to be there. Let's go one more. Let's talk to Carrie. Hey, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hey. What's your birthday, Carrie? It's the January 92.

All right. You were 16 in 2008 On the 10th of January And this is your birthday banger You cut me open and I Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding Leo the Lewis Keep bleeding

I keep Two slow ones I like that song It's a nice song It's an emotive banger for sure The first winner of the X Factor ever Yes That's absolutely right Okay what are we going to play We've got a Will Smith classic It's a nice song. It's an emotive banger for sure. The first winner of the X Factor ever. Yes.

That's absolutely right. Okay, what are we going to play? We've got a Will Smith classic. We've got a somewhat off-trend Rihanna song. I love that Rihanna song. I do as well. It's a sad one though. It's a sad one, yeah. You don't want that for a Monday.

No. And then we've got Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love. Will Smith? For a Monday, you need Boom Shake the Room, don't you? Will Smith, right? Yeah. Helen, you win Birthday Banger. Yeah, Helen!

Congratulations. Brie and Clint, ZDM. Yo, back up now and give a brother room. The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom. Mercy, mercy, mercy me. My life was a cage, but on stage I'm free Hiked up, psyched up, ready for wildin' Standin' in a crowd of girls like an island

I see the one I wanna sit, come here cutie I flip her around and then I work that booty Work the body, work, work the body Slow down girl, you're about to hurt somebody Hold up yo, let's get just one thing clear There's only one reason why I came here Yo, women, I want me to jibbit and jibbit and tell you what's up, yo Yo, women, I want me to jibbit and jibbit and tell you what's up, yo

Yo, women, I want me to jibbit and jibbit and tell you what's up, yo I came here tonight to hear the crowd go Boom, shak, shak, shak the road Boom, shak, shak, shak the road Boom, shak, shak, shak the road Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it up, priest Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it shake, shake, shake the room Tink, tink, tink, tink, boom Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it up, priest

Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it up, priest Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it up, priest Well, here I go, here I go, here I, here I go Yo, dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it The rhyme is a football, y'all, and I went and threw it Out in the crowd, and yo, it was a good throw

How do I know? Because the crowd went Ho! In response to the way, I was kicking it. Smooth and individual rhymes. Always original. Like the Dr. Jekyll man. And this is my hot side. I am the driver.

And y'all want a rap ride. So fellas, are y'all with me? And say fellas, are y'all with me? Why don't you tell the girls what y'all want to do? You want to ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ooh. That's right, yo. And I'm in the flow. So pump up the volume along with the tempo.

I want everybody in the house to know I came here tonight to hear the crowd go. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room. Shake, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room

Break it, come on, yeah Pump it up, pump it up, come on now Pump it up, pump it up, come on now Pump it up, pump it up, come on now Pump it up, pump it up, come on now Yeah, come on now Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room

Boom, shake, shake, shake the room T-T-T-T-T-BOOM Who I am, to tell my mother that I never make a whack jam But sometimes I get nervous and start to stutter And I fumble every word I utter So I just try to chill But it gets worse and worse and worse still I need the crowd to get into it They help me calm down and I can get through it So higher, higher, get your hands to the ceiling

Let it go, y'all, don't fight the feeling Might get a strangle, whole sweat pouring And like Jordan, yo, I'm scoring Yeah, that's right, y'all, don't fight the feeling Might get a stranglehold, sweat pouring And like Jordan, yo, I'm scoring Yeah, that's right, y'all, and I am in the flow So pump up the volume along with the tempo Many have died trying to stop my show I came here tonight to hear the crowd go Boom, shake, shake, shake the room

Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Tick, tick, tick, tick the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Tick, tick, tick, tick the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Tick, tick, tick, tick the room

Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Is it in Bree and Clint's? It's the winner of Birthday Banger, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Boom, Shake the Room. Tick, tick, tick, tick the room How good would Will Smith be for Friday Jams Live? I literally was just thinking that. He's got so many bangers in his archive that you just don't even remember. He'd be wicked.

He would be very good. Who's the coolest president of all time? Barack Obama. Correct. Wow, I mean, subjective. I'm more of an Eisenhower man myself, but he's pretty cool, right? I do love Lincoln. And why is he so cool? Because he does

cool things, like go on boats with, who's that Richard Branson guy? Richard Branson. And release his Spotify playlist. That's a cool president thing to do. He more does normal people things. I think that's what people relate to him. Yeah, that's what it is. Over the

weekend he's done an Instagram post and he's written here's a sampling of what Michelle and I have been listening to this summer. Some new, some old, some fast, some slow. Hope you enjoy. So just quickly, these are the songs that Barack Obama has been listening to. He likes Drake.

Barack Obama is so cool, he already knows about Lizzo. He also likes the old classics, the crooners like Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra's on his playlist. I've got you under my skin. That's a nice song, right? Changed things up. I like it. You can imagine him having a whiskey and a cigar

and dancing around for Michelle. He also likes new music like Shawn Mendes. And Camila Cabello. He likes that song. He likes this song, yeah. Yeah, cool. And Barack Obama is down with the kids because he's called president, right? Barack Obama on his summer playlist, Old Town Roads.

Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to have that stuck in my head for the next week. You and Barack Obama. Yeah. So that's great. That's public knowledge. That's cool. What I've got here, which nobody else has,

is I've managed to get access to Donald Trump's Spotify account. I know what would be at the top. Yeah? My neck. My back. Like my... Like that. Weirdly, that didn't come up on his playlist.

It didn't come up. No. But his most played song on there, on Donald Trump's Spotify, this is all real news by the way. Yeah, definitely 100% real. This. Oh yeah.

I heard he loves to get on the gear and get his shirt on. This is him after a couple of nangs, yeah. Rips out some crazy frog. Also, he's got this down. This is on Donald Trump's new music playlist. He's just found this one. Donald Trump is loving this. Gangnam Style. Oh, it's a bit old.

Yeah. Not for Trump, it's new. I think he's trying to get in well with Kim Jong. With Kim Jong. Also, Donald Trump, who clearly has great taste in music, high on his Spotify playlist that we've found, loves this band. Huge. Oh, don't pretend like you don't like them.

I don't like them, but I know you do. You're just on the bandwagon that everyone else jumped onto. Poor little Nickelback, who make classic great rock music, have copped it. Well, you and Donald Trump agree because it's on his playlist. Also, this song, this song high on Donald Trump's playlist. Oh, here we go. This is such a shit gag.

That's good. I like that gag. And I love this song too. So I'm in for it. I'm here for it. The Wall. Big on Don. Yeah.

No, he loves walls. And then there's a more romantic playlist that him and Melania put on, which actually includes... I don't know if Melania's participating in this. It actually doesn't say where she's been. This is in there as well. It's in the romantic one.

Is it? Yeah. Oh, wait, because then at this part you'd be like... Yeah, and then... On the beat. Yeah, and then also on that playlist, this song. I love this. Please tell me you got Tom Jones' sex bomb.

Nah, not for this joke. Big things I'm super excited about that I heard about over the weekend. Yeah. The release of a reboot of Lizzie McGuire. Hey now, hey now. What a great show. Featuring original Lizzie McGuire, Hilary Duff as well, right? Yes.

So Hilary Duff apparently will come back. Not like that Sabrina remake. No, no, no Where they totally change the vibe of the whole show Right Anyway, Hilary Duff will return to play Lizzie And I think it'll be, yeah, it'll follow her in her 30s Oh, right

Yeah That could either be great or tragic No word yet on the other two main characters People who watch Lizzie McGuire will know Gordo and Miranda, her two besties. I never watched Lizzie Maguire, but this song is dope. It's from the Lizzie Maguire movie. It's got such a good beat to it. It's like a

Fisher song. Killing it. I'm losing it. So that's exciting. That's going on Disney+. I think so, yeah. So Disney, bring that out on Disney+. That's the Disney Netflix. And then probably my other most favourite all-time best show ever,

Breaking Bad. Netflix has finally announced that it will release a Breaking Bad film. So there's been a lot of rumour and a lot of talk about this for quite a long time and you know how it got out? Yeah. The tile of the movie for Breaking Bad was uploaded to the Netflix website. Oh, like the placeholder. Yes.

Yeah. And people were like, well, that's not the show. So people are like super pumped about that. So it'll be centred around Aaron Paul's character, which he played Jesse Pinkman. And it'll be nearly six years after the end of the TV show. Yeah. Because Better Call Saul is a spin-off of Breaking Bad 2, which I didn't get into.

But my brother says it's really good. And I think that is a prequel to Breaking Bad. And then so now this movie is going to be a follow-on. Is that what we're picking? Well, I think not. Well, I'm not sure. But what I do know is that 10.3 million people tuned into that show's finale.

Yeah. That is wild. It is one of the greatest shows of all time. Yeah, I would definitely back that up. Loved it. It is dark and gory. Oh, it is dark as shit. There's a lot of meth involved.

But it also has the dad from Malcolm in the Middle. It does. Always light at the end of the tunnel. ZDM Spree in Clint, the podcast. I told you the headline before, but it's pretty crazy to think that a NASA astronaut has been accused of committing the first crime in outer space ever. Ever.

Ever. Ever. So it was a decorated NASA astronaut, Anne McLean. She's accused of stealing her estranged wife's identity and improperly accessing her bank account. What, from outer space? From outer space while she was on a six-month mission aboard the International Space Station.

Right. You know that they've got Wi-Fi up there? Yeah, I know. Yeah, because you can get satellite Wi-Fi. Wild. You probably get a really good signal as well because it doesn't have to go through the clouds and stuff. You imagine just being on Facebook up in space.

I know. Do you think, because I waste a lot of time on social media, do you think if you were literally in outer space, the most incredible place there is in the universe yeah you'd still find yourself sitting there scrolling through instagram looking what people were doing on earth yeah i agree so would i be like i just want to be back down there yeah um but yeah so she pretty much accessed uh her white her estranged wife's rather um accounts bank accounts why do you need to go into bank accounts you're an astronaut surely we're paying are we not paying astronauts enough surely an astronaut would be smarter yeah

to know that they would track all of this stuff also also this might be a dumb question but is it illegal because in outer space are there laws because Because the laws in New Zealand are different to the laws in Australia. But has someone set up, is there a government for outer space? Well, technically, you're in Earth's outer space. You're in Earth's atmosphere. Not if you're in outer space. You're out of the atmosphere. Yeah, but it depends how far.

Right, okay. If they're in a space station. Then, yeah. Maybe the laws of who owns the space station. Why are we talking about the two people that know the least about space? I don't know. It's a good point. It's a very good point.

But you and I got onto the topic because we heard Fletch, Vaughn and Megan talking about it. Have you ever found notes or things from your partner on their accounts? Have you ever logged in? Are you asking if I've ever logged into a partner's social media no i have not never nah i've not logged into their social media i wouldn't want to i'd also be terrified that they'd get that notification on their computer that goes someone's your account has been accessed by someone with a samsung and i'm like oh shit yep you know hide it yeah have you logged into someone's social media? No, I never have. Probably because I couldn't figure out how or figure out the passwords.

But I've definitely, back in the day, had a sneaky look at text messages. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've done that too. I would never do it now just because I'd rather just not see. Yeah. But I'd rather just ask them directly. But back in the day, it was such a hard thing to resist.

Oh, when you're young as well and you're insecure. Totally. And you only do it when there's a problem. Like there's deep down a problem and you usually find the thing that you're looking for. Did you? Have you done it? Yeah. And I found what I was looking for.

Yeah. And when in actual fact, you should have just said, hey, I feel like this is happening. Is this happening? Because otherwise the trust is all gone. Yeah. But then the thing is, is that what just said, hey, I feel like this is happening. Is this happening? Because otherwise the trust is all gone. Yeah, but then the thing is, is that what if the person goes, no, that's not happening. And then you're having this like mental...

And you think you're going crazy. Battle, yes. Because that's happened to me too. And that's eventually why I looked because I was like, I need to be put out of my misery. Yeah. I did find a partner's blog online once

that they didn't know that I knew that they had. Yeah, this is the story I wanted you to tell. Oh yeah, I found their blog online. And they didn't know that I knew that they had. Yeah, this is the story I wanted you to tell. Oh, yeah. I found their blog online. And they didn't tell me they had a blog. But then on there, it was public. It wasn't hidden. I didn't log in.

Oh, back in the day when blogs were cool. Yeah. And they'd written all this stuff about me. And I read it. What, so she used to go behind your back and write about you on her private blog? Not so much about me, about how she felt about me. And I was like, yo, why are you putting this shit on the internet? Why don't you just tell me how you're feeling?

Was it nice or was it negative? Um, it was a little bit of both. It was lots of insecurities and stuff, which is fine. Look, I don't know. The relationship didn't last, put it that way. And I don't know if the blog posts are still up.

If they are. Who was reading them? Yeah, well, that's a good point. It had comments on there. Did it? Yeah, they had comments. People were commenting on it. Oh, I wouldn't like that. Yeah. Nah. Yeah, no that's a good point. It had comments on there. Did it? Yeah, they had comments. People were commenting on it. Oh, I wouldn't like that. Yeah. Nah. Yeah.

Not cool. No one knew who they were. I think it was all anonymous. But no it didn't because it had my name on there. And it said where I worked as well. There you go. Actually no. Oh, not cool. Yeah, maybe I'm in the right. I don't know. Anyway, Space Crime. Turns out we know

Nothing about it Yep I can see that happening A lady in the States Has not only been fired She's being sued By her former employer For watching 55 hours

Of Friends While on the job. Whoa! The way they know that she watched so much Friends is she used the company Netflix account. Oh, my God. Rookie mistake. Everyone knows you don't do that. Yeah, so they just logged in and had a look.

They're obviously looking for reasons to get rid of her, and they're like, oh, yeah, bada-bing, bada-boom, that's against the rules. You're gone. They're suing her for $6 million. Okay, well that's absolutely ridiculous. But they are. They are. Why?

Well, she was on a salary of $300,000 a year. Hot damn! She was quite high up in the company. And she's sitting there watching Friends. What a rad. She's the former vice president of a production and finance division of the company. I mean, alongside watching 55 Hours of Friends, she also embezzled funds, charged exorbitant hotel and restaurant bills to the company, regularly flew personal trips using

robert de niro's frequent flyer miles clocked up 32 000 in uber fees and engaged in behavior that can only be described as corporate sabotage what a baller but let's not forget her biggest crime Watching 55 hours of Friends on the job I love that in a court of law They would go down through all of those horrific things Embezzlement and all this stuff And then they go She also, your honour Watch 55 hours of Friends

Whilst on the job I just imagine the judge As he's giving his closing statements He turns to her and he says, now no one told you there was going to be days like these. And then instead of pulling down the mallet, he just claps four times. Watch your back, New Zealand.

If you're logging in for a night shift tonight, maybe use your own account. If she'd used her own account, she'd be sweet. Exactly. They would never know. I mean, apart from the embezzlement and the cheating

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