ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 27th 2018

Episode Date: August 27, 2018

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Z-Dance! Z-Dance! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Z-Dance! Brie and Clint! Woo! Kyoto, New Zealand.

Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, mate. How are you? Good. Just got back from Aussie this morning. What a mess that place is. Australia? I got out at the right time.

Yeah, yeah. You didn't watch the Rugby Warrior over there, did you? No. Yeah, good. Probably good. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's even a bigger mess, isn't it? I heard about were over there, did you? No. Yeah, good. Probably good. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's even a bigger mess, isn't it? I heard about it.

Wouldn't want to ruin your mum's birthday. The Black Ferns absolutely smashed the Wallaroos and then, well, the All Blacks game, I mean. Much of the same. Should we even have turned up? Hey, Bree's just made a delicious smelling bowl of noodles right before the show. Can I say, that smells incredible. Like, next level. What is it about a $2 box,

packet of noodles, that smells better than anything? You could put an hour in, in the kitchen, it wouldn't smell that good. Think meagering. How good's meagering? How good's meagering?

Yeah. Oh, so good. And that's the level of chat, you're in for, on the show this afternoon. But we do have this coming up, actually.

This is massive. Yeah, this is a big deal. A secret sound power hour. The first secret sound power hour of this season of Secret Sounds. Think about how much you love a power hour in normal life, and it's double the goodness. What's a power hour in normal life?

When there's cheap drinks at the bar. Oh. Yes, mate. You're on board now. I thought it was happy hour, but that's all right. Oh, same thing. From 5 o'clock today, we will have three guesses at Secret Sound. So if you haven't been able to get through yet, today is your best chance. We will open the lines at 5 o'clock.

5.30 and 10 to 6 for you to call up and give a go at winning $50,000 because there's only three days left. We're like Oprah with guesses today. You get a guess. You get a guess. And you get a guess. That's the wrong thing. That's the wrong thing. What I'm trying to do is.

We're getting too excited. What I'm trying to do is. Wait. There it is. Nice work, mate. It's a Monday. That's good. You'll be right. What do you mean that's a Monday? It's a Monday. I'm trying to do is... Wait. There it is. Nice work, mate. It's a Monday. That's good. You'll be right.

What do you mean, that's a Monday? It's a Monday. I'm trying to make excuses. I mean, it was definitely the system. Brian Clint. Stuffed up. He's Kendrick, ZM. ZM's Brian Clint.

I think on the scale of least trusted jobs, real estate agent is probably right up there. Do you reckon? Along with car dealer and cigarette maker. You know. Or radio announcer. Oh, nah, because we're not trying to sell you anything. That's true.

Everything we have, you get for free. You know, all those other guys trying to sell you something and they've always got dodgy eyes about them. They're always like, oh, it's good to look over there. They've got bad eyebrows. You go to them, why does the carpet smell so bad? You go, go i don't know i'll make cigarettes um this story is not going to help this has come out of auckland today a real estate agent who has been caught uh sleeping and showering in the properties of the people's houses he was trying to sell so these amazing listings

that he had he was living it up and pretending, obviously. Yeah, treating it like it was his own house. Do you reckon he was bringing people over? Probably. Why wouldn't you? Being like, this is my house. This is where I live. Like, I'm taking the piss,

but at the same time, if you were presented with the opportunity, like say you're just a regular Joe, and then all of a sudden you're handed the keys to a $3 million mansion with a pool and a sound system and views out over the harbour, would you not pretend you were a millionaire for the weekend?

Perfect place for a party. Perfect place for a party. Perfect place to, when you're out on the town, go to everyone. Oh, guys, back to my place. I heard he got caught because of skitties. Really? The owner goes, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

They're not my skitties. Mine are long and thin. These are thin and dark. Something's up here. No, you know how he did get caught? He was having a shower in the bathroom and the parents of the owner came around to the house. No way.

Yeah, no shit. And he started texting his mate going, I've got to get out of here. I've got to lick it. I've got to get out of here. He would have had all of his stuff there. What do you do? He would have had wet hair and maybe halfway rolling his deodorant on.

And you just jump out the window and boost it. I would have been so embarrassed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the same time, I get it. I get it. You've given these keys. You've given the keys to the kingdom. All the opportunity.

Like, have you ever been trusted with a big responsibility? Have you ever been given the keys to something like otherworldly? Oh, mate. I went to boarding school for a couple of years and I ended up making really good friends with one of the boarding mistresses. So they're people who go to uni and they get to live on campus for free,

but then they have to look after us every now and then. Anyway, this one day I said to her, because she had a master key for the entire school. So it was the key that locked all the girls into the boarding house. It was the key that opened the pool on campus. It was the key that opened the refectory where all the food was. I said to her one day as a joke, being serious, I was like, oh, if you ever left, you should just leave that key with me. Anyway, she ended up leaving and we were all devastated because she was one of our good mates because we were close in age. I was packing up my room one term. This was at the start of grade 12. And on the back of one of the picture frames, this is not a joke. She's taped the key to the entire

school. Yeah. I ended up telling like a group of friends, like there was about four of us. You've got to be so careful who you tell. There was four of us in the tight group that knew about the key. Yeah. We used to use it for everything. On weekends when we were at the boarding house, we'd sneak out and go to a party.

We'd come back. Anyway, we passed it on to the grade 11ers for their year and grade 12. What, just generation to generation? That's key just going through the school? Exactly. So it was a generation thing. Anyway, turns out they got caught with it. Yeah. They got suspended from school for a month.

Did they rat you out? No. Who cares? You've left the school by then. We were left. We were gone. They can't do anything. It was great. The key even opened

the door to the boys' boarding house. Alright. That's a dangerous key to give a 17-year-old Brianna Thomas out. Yeah, let's just say. It's like that key on The Bachelor this year. You had the key to The Bachelor pad. I literally did.

0800 dial ZM this afternoon. You can text us on 9696 this year. You had the key to The Bachelor page. I literally did. 0800 dial ZM this afternoon. You can text us on 9696 as well. What do you have the keys to? Do you have the keys to something that you have no right to? That you have no power to control yourself with?

You said before in the break you were like what if someone's got the keys to Eden Park? You know? What if they do? What if you've got the keys

to Spark Arena? What if you've got the ability to get in somewhere? We can keep you anonymous if you want, if you're not meant to have the key. Amazing. Maybe you've left a job and you still have that key. Give us a call and tell us what you have the key to. What if they got given the key to the city? It's not a real key.

Okay, different thing. Doesn't do anything. Different thing. No, call us if you've got the key to the city as well, actually. Pretty impressive. I want to know what you did. We're asking you, what have you got the keys to? There's a real estate agent in Auckland who's just been done for sleeping in the houses of people's houses that he was meant to be selling. Do you reckon he was only sleeping in the really good houses? Yeah, well, why wouldn't... Yeah, yeah.

You're not sleeping in the two-bedroom apartment? Well, unless your wife had kicked you out and you're like, oh, sleep wherever I can. Do you reckon he was just doing it? And then you'd be talking buyers out of buying the house too because you want to stay there. You're like, how's two weeks sound? Because I've got that thing on which I could have.

The judge or real estate board or whatever has found he is simply unsuitable to sell houses. So he's actually lost his licence for this. So he will never be able to sell houses again? No, no, no, he won't. He can still sleep in them, but he must own them first. We want to know this afternoon, what have you got the keys to? Mark, hey.

Hi, how are you? Good. How are you? Good. What have you got the keys to? Well, it's not me. It's actually my, well, gran-in-law, actually, because I'm from England. But my wife's gran, she's English as well,

and she lives in here in New Zealand. And she's got the keys to a castle in the UK. I knew you were going to say castle. The minute you were British and you'd called through, I knew you were going to say it was a castle. Not Buckingham? No, not Buckingham. Not Edinburgh? Dalton Castle. It's quite a big, it was a castle. Not Buckingham? No, not Buckingham. Not Edinburgh?

Dalton Castle. It's quite a big museum now, but she used to live opposite it in the war. And then she used to have a key that used to open up the castle, get it out in war, and for the troops coming back

from war, so they could go into the castle and recuperate. And then she came over on a boat in the 60s to New Zealand and bought the key with her. Big stainless... I was going to say, how big is the key? How good's Britain, eh? They've got castles and someone next door just holds on to the key.

Can you just nip next door and put the heat pump on in the castle? Just in case I lose my set, I can come grab it. To get yeah get through the moat that's good that'll be hard to beat matt what have you got the keys to um i used to work at a well-known uh pizza chain in new zealand and um i used to work there about a year and a half ago stop and um i have still got the key to the building no that is my actual dream he has keys to where they make garlic bread and pizza. Yeah. It's so tending to go there and just, you know, like, I don't want a criminal record or anything.

No, I know you don't. I know you don't. But when it's 3 a.m. and everywhere else is closed and you're like, oh. Don't name the place, obviously. But you know how there's the really good one and then there's kind of the okay one and then the budget one. What level is it on?

I don't know. It's not budget, but it's very well known, and I think it's probably one of New Zealand's best pizza chains. It doesn't matter. There's garlic bread there, whichever one it is. I won't give away too much because otherwise that would give away the restaurant. You've got to know the code though as well. That's the thing with the key.

You've got to know the security code. Either that or you get in there and you go where they get the flour to make the dough and you throw the flour on the air and then you can see all the laser beams and then you go through all the laser beams to get through to the food. I feel like you have done this before. Yeah, I've been thinking a little bit about it. Z is brilliant, Clint. One of my worst nightmares

happened to me last Friday, Clint. A stranger saw me completely naked. Ah. One night stand? No! No. Thank you very much. Well, you're single. You're out there. So, on Friday... I only see you at the start

of nights. I don't see you at the end. No, this wasn't on purpose. I don't know how your nights finish. I know they usually go through the drive-thru, but I don't see you at the end. No, this wasn't on purpose. I don't know how your nights finish. I know they usually go through the drive-thru, but I don't know what happens after that. All right, mate. You don't Snapchat the rest of it. As if you're going to. How am I supposed to know? Fine, I'll Snapchat the rest of the day then next time.

I mean, you get so many cheeseburgers that I just assume someone's going home with you. Mate, they're all for me. Trust me. Yeah, good. I've just got a sad life. So on Friday after the show, I've booked in for a spray tent and I was joking with someone that afternoon and I was like,

oh, you know, I never go in the nude. Some people do and I think all the more power to you, that's awesome, but I've never gone full nude. I usually do the paper G string. Paper G banger, yeah. Which I've always found a little bit pointless. Yeah. Because it's so found a little bit pointless. Yeah. Because it's so, yeah, but it's so small.

It is small. And it's made of paper. But it covers the parts you want to cover. Yeah, I guess. You know? Yeah. And I had to shower here at work and then head over to the spray tanning place. And I've showered here at work really quickly.

And I bought like tracksuit pants and a T-shirt with me. Yeah. But I forgot underwear. And I was like, oh, I'll just whack like tracksuit pants and a t-shirt with me yeah but I forgot underwear and I was like oh I'll just whack my tracksuit pants on and then I'll put on the paper g-string when I get there yeah can you take the paper g-string home like could you keep that and just wear it I have before yeah good yeah it's not something you want to keep for now it's a freebie nah nah it's value for money anyway everything you're given I was listening to ZM on the way over and I've parked my car and there was a song playing and then as I've gotten into the spray tanning place,

they were blasting ZM. They were loving it. Yeah. And the girl goes, oh, oh, oh my God, I was just listening to you and now you're here. And I was like, hi, like cool. Oh, how awkward is that? Right?

Anyway. Normally, lovely, quite flattering, when someone's about to see your bits. This is the worst time. That's when you want to be anonymous. Like, you don't want them to be able to link that to. So it went from bad to worse. Like, imagine they follow you on Instagram. They're like, I saw that girl's thing on Friday.

And then she's probably just telling everyone. Anyway, I get into the thing and I'm like, oh, can I just grab one of the paper G-strings? Sorry, we're out of those at the moment. What are you supposed to do? There's only one option at that point because I wasn't wearing any underwear, was I? Did they expect you to wear your own undies in there? So I have before and that's fine because I wear a black pair

and then you wash them. It's no problem. Oh, okay. But I wasn't wearing underwear last Friday night, was i i thought it'll be fine and at this point i've literally had this like panic where i was like oh my god i'm gonna have to free fly it the um the lady would have thought you were just a major kino as well she'd be like oh you know you know you're welcome to leave your undies on eh you know you i know and i couldn't say oh, I wasn't wearing underwear and then you didn't have any paper g-strings. I just let it go.

And then she's come in and she was lovely, nicest girl. Very professional. Yeah. But then. She would have seen a hundred of them. There's a point in the spray tan if you haven't had one before where you have to kind of turn your leg out to the side. Yes. Oh. Oh. And they kind of turn your leg out to the side. Yes.

Oh. And they kind of bend down in the area. I honestly thought I was going to have contouring down there. Trust me, if it was a one-night stand that weekend, I was prepared. Thank God you showered. Zinian's brain clip. Big weekend of rugby over the weekend.

Now, I know we're not a sports show I love sport though and you love sport Pretty exciting with what the All Blacks did That's everywhere But the bit I loved was what the Black Ferns did Against the Wallaroos They played on Eden Park and they smashed them They beat them 45-17

Sorry Bree We got absolutely hammered Technically because I live in New Zealand now Does that mean Are you jumping ship? Mate I was never Are you jumping ship? You're welcome to

No I'll take it No I know we suck We suck Everyone's going to go Oh bandwagon Nah we suck I know we do I went to the game I went to the women's game first

The Black Ferns Can I say awesome Because those girls deserve to be supported And the occasion was there Eden Park was all say awesome because those girls deserve to be supported. And the occasion was there. Eden Park was all set up. It was all on to be a massive one. How many?

How many people? This is what pissed me off. Not many? So there was a sellout. 48,000 people were there. That is a ton of people. Yeah, for the All Blacks. For the All Blacks. At the end of the women's game, there was, this is what the commentator said,

Andrew Mulligan said there were at the end. So when people have started to come in for the All Blacks, there was 28,000. So you can argue 28,000 people got to see the Black Ferns play, which is pretty cool. It's still pretty cool. But even then I even, I tried to get

something going and I was tweeting about it and I said the game kicks off at five o'clock. Get in there. The women's game is more important than the All Blacks game. And I believe that because people are going to show up for the All Blacks game anyway. And it's a foregone conclusion and we know it's going to happen and it was great but this was cool and it was something different. Bunch of old guys tweeted

me back. No way. Bollocks mate. All Blacks. Oh come on. This is, this will piss you off though. What happened? I thought, because I've got, I love the All Blacks. Yeah. And I've got quite a few All Blacks jerseys. Like I try and, whenever I've got a bit of money

and there's a season, I try and get one for that season and I kind of collect them. I don't have a Black Ferns jersey. Right. And I thought, screw it. If I'm going to a Black Ferns game, why don't I try and get a Black Ferns jersey? You cannot, for the life of you, buy a Black Ferns jersey anywhere in Auckland.

Really? There was a couple of stores that had a women's one. Because I saw on your social media you were asking people if they had one. Yeah, I was like, I'll just borrow one if I have to. I'll just borrow one. So you went and looked? Went and looked. Went to like the usual places.

All the sports stores. Couldn't find anything. I thought last resort, because I actually wanted to get in behind and give it a go and support and I guess buying the jersey as a way to support, I'll buy it at the game. Do you know, in the merch stand at the game, which was a double header, it was meant to be a Black Ferns and All Blacks game.

It's a double test. You can buy an All Blacks hoodie, an All Blacks scarf, an All Blacks jersey, All Blacks hoodie, an All Blacks scarf, an All Blacks jersey, All Blacks gloves, All Blacks beanies, All Blacks flags, but you can't even buy a single Black Ferns jersey. That is ridiculous. Isn't that just mental? Like if you're, I mean, this country, New Zealand, what an amazing country for rugby.

Yeah. And if you're a true rugby fan, I would picture that you would go to both games. If you support the game of rugby union, why aren't you at both games? This is what really peeved me off with the jersey bit though. Imagine you're a young girl supporting the Black Ferns and even then- Which they're inspiring young girls everywhere. Yeah, yeah. You still have to get an All Blacks jersey.

You have to get the men's jersey. How shit is that? Do you know, I did get a photo. I got a photo in a Black Ferns jersey. Where did you get it from? I borrowed it off the team. Are you kidding me? I managed to arrange with someone

because I wanted that Instagram photo. I wanted a photo because I get this photo on the sideline at every game that I go to. Yeah, and obviously you've got a following and you wanted to support them. Well, I just wanted the photo more for me. Yeah.

And so I managed to talk to someone and during the first half they said, yeah, go down to the sideline. One of the staff from the team will bring you a bag

with a jersey in it. You can wear the jersey for a photo and then you've got to give it back. So that photo of me on my Instagram. Is it a sweaty jersey?

No, no, no. It was brand new but it was out of their kit bag. Right. That photo on my Instagram is me wearing a woman's Black Ferns jersey that belongs to the bloody team.

God, that pisses me off. Like, come on. Let's support these girls. Let's get behind them. Put those jerseys everywhere. Yeah, they're saying they're trying to get them on level footing, but it's just token if you're not going to actually put in the work, right? Yeah, come on.

Anyway, great game, great team, great spectacle. If you get the chance, go along. Yeah, great game, great team, great spectacle. If you get the chance, go along. Yeah, I mean, you know, we went out and we did our best. Not so good for the Australians, you're right. Zee's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday

Banger. Coming off a huge week of birthday bangers last week. We had some rippers. We played Backstreet Boys. What about Michael Jackson, Black and White? We played Michael Jackson, that's right. There were some absolute rippers. Yeah. Which usually means...

We're playing better 90s music than the hits at the moment. So true. Let's go to the people on the phones. If you haven't heard it before, we get your birthdays and we figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthday. First up, we're going to go with Finn. Hi, Finn. Hi, Finn.

How you going, guys? I've heard it's your birthday today, mate. Yeah, good timing. Happy birthday. Thanks, guys. That's awesome. So what year, Finn? 1990.

Cool. So, Finn, you were 16 in 2006 on the 27th of August. And on this day in 2006, this was top of the charts. It's not bad. Stone Cold classic. Stone Cold mid-2000s classic there, Finn. That was huge from JT, Sexy Back. How do you feel about that?

Oh, well, it wouldn't be my go-to, but you're right, it is a classic. Could be worse. Could be worse. Can I just say enthusiasm is key. If you want to get your birthday bang and played, it is a classic. Could be worse. Could be worse. Can I just say enthusiasm is key. If you want to get your birthday bang and played, enthusiasm is key. But honesty doesn't go amiss as well. So that's fine too.

Hi, Robin. Hi, Robin. Hi. What's your birthday? 24th of November, 1982. Oh, I sense an accent. Where's that from, Robin? I'm American.

Oh, cool. So you were 16. I thought you were Irish. I heard Irish. Are you joking? Did you not hear Irish? That's the first time I've gotten Irish, actually. Yeah you were 16. I thought you were Irish. I heard Irish. Are you joking? Did you not hear Irish? That's the first time I've gotten Irish, actually. Yeah, there's a bit of Irish in there.

A bit of Irish, okay. No, not at all. So you were 16, Robin, in 1998 on the 24th of November, and top of the charts was this. No matter what, babe, screw you. Robin, did you have Boyzone in America? We did not. I don't even know that song.

Are you joking? I don't know the song. Ronan Keating? Well, now you have to play it just like that. Oh, tune. Oh, tune. I know for a fact they are playing this on the hits. Okay, good luck.

I can't believe Robin doesn't know Boyzone. That shocks me. Okay, one more. Let's go. No, we've been to Finn. We need to go with... Joe. We've been to Robin.

We need to go to Joe. Hey, Joe. Hi, Joe. Hello. What's your birthday, Joe? 28th of March, 1993. Okay, Joe, you were 16 in 2009 on the 28th of March, and this is your birthday banger.

Oh, banger again. Now, this is one you won't know, Bree. I actually do know this song. You know Smash Proof? Yeah, because I love Gin Wigmore. Oh, yeah, okay. Joe, how do you feel about this as your birthday banger? That's pretty fucking cool.

It's all right, Joe. Joe, you're coming in a bit too hot, mate. A bit hot. Joe loves it. Ooh, Joe. Pull on the reins there, Joe. Whoa, Joe. Whoa, whoa.

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can like it, but just not like it that much. I put Joe in a holding pattern. Joe. What are we doing? We have three pretty good contenders. They're so different.

They're so different. Justin Timberlake, smash proof with Jen Wigmore or Boyzone. I feel like I want to take your lead on this because I'm very torn. Are you? Will you back me with whatever I choose? I'll back you. Even if Ross comes in here? Mate, you know that we ride or die together.

He's doing it. I love the new Clint. Robin. Yeah. Enjoy your first ever boyzone experience, okay? There's no turning back. Bree and Clint,

this is Birthday Banger on ZM. Secret sounds next. Oh my God. Ross is going to hate this. No matter what they tell us Oh my God, Ross is going to hate this. I tell you what, it is going down an absolute treat on the text machine. Bree and Clint, this is Zedim.

Don't worry about that. That is the winner of Birthday Banger from 1998. Boyzone. Boyzone. Boyzone. Do you reckon the angry person on the text machine is Ross Boss? Nah, I think this hits a primal part of his spirit, this song, that even he can't deny. Is he?

Oh, no, that's Westlife. I know that Ross is a massive... Hang on a second. That's all that matters to me. Is that a girl voice on the end of that? No, it's called boy zone. They're all boys. ZDM's Bree and Clint. I found out on the weekend

that a certain member of Bree's family is quite... Sexy. Oh, God. Was perusing your Instagram. Watching your videos... I already know what's coming. Well, I was watching perusing your Instagram. Watching your videos. I already know what's coming. Well, I was watching videos of your mum.

You don't know who I'm going to say. It was your mum's 60th. Yes, it was. You're doing karaoke. My whole family was there. Whole family was there. Sister. Dad.

Don't say my sister. I know who you're going to say. Mum. Because everyone says it. Because he is. Bree has a very hot brother. Okay, he's listening right now, can I say? Yeah, that's alright.

He should know. He should know what he's dealing with. He thinks he's not. If you're listening, you are. His name's Aiden. Aiden. People have nicknamed him Hot Aiden. Hot Aiden. So he wasn't on the screen for long, but he flashed up and I was like, there he is.

Screen capped him straight away. And I was about to show my wife Lucy, but then I thought, no, no, no, what are you doing? What are you doing showing her another man like this? Why do you think he's that attractive? Well, anyway, later on she was watching your Instagram story because I could tell because I could hear you on there half drunk going, Mum! Mum! Scull your wine!

Scull your wine, Mum! I was like, oh, she's watching Bree's story. We did. I have never seen Didi scull a wine. And then she did it. I couldn't believe she did. I was like, oh, Lucy's watching Bree's Instagram story. Oh, no. And then I knew she was coming up to the bit where your brother features

and she's just looking at her screen. Were you watching her face? Yeah. Oh, no. I heard like this teenage squill come out of her. She was just like, oh, how hot is Bree's brother? She said, she said. This is a burden for me.

She said, this is what she also said. I haven't told you this bit. She said, you know what, actually, how hot are the men in the Thomas L family? You better not be talking about my dad. Big Steve. Oh, no. Big Steve is where the hotness genes come from.

Okay. Don't worry. It's a compliment because Lucy also said he looks like the boy version of you. My brother? Yeah. A few people have thought we were twins. the boy version of you. My brother? Yeah. A few people have thought we were twins. Yeah.

You could be. You could well be. And he's hot, so. I'll take that. I've just done a quick. I'll take the dreads off the back of my hot brother. Just in a quick whip around of the ZDM office. Just a quick survey. Are you joking?

Well, your Instagram video made... Why are you encouraging this out there? It's bad already. It made shockwaves. This is the reaction to Bree's hot brother from the ZM office. How hot is Bree's brother? Yeah, he's quite hot. But he also looks like Bree, so it's like a boy version of Bree.

But yeah, he's quite hot. Zoe, how hot is Bree's brother? I've already told her and I'll tell her again. I could do things to that boy. Ross, how hot is Brie's brother? Do you want the X-rated version or the... Radio-friendly. Damn!

He's pretty hot. Dani, how hot is Brie's brother? He's pretty good looking. He's kind of like Bear Grylls. He looks like really manly. Really manly. I would. Trin, how hot is Brie's brother?

So sexy. I messaged her on Instagram when I saw him on her story. Then the weekend I said, how's your brother? She wasn't happy. Jordan, how hot is Brie's brother? He is like 12 out of 10 hot. And I've said this before, and his Instagram's private, but s***, he's hot.

Sexy. My brother has just messaged me on Messenger. Yeah. He goes, I hate you so much. Aiden, it wasn't me. I've got nothing to do with this. Yeah, Aiden, it was your jeans. Oh, my God.

It was your appearance. Are we allowed to post a photo of him? Yeah, go on if you want to. All right, Bree and Clint on Instagram. I've been trying to set my brother up with people since the beginning of time. He lives in a different country. He's safe. Don't worry, he's all right.

He's safe. Bree and Clint. Wait, wait one second. Technically, all those people, because I look like him, does that mean I can hook up with any of those people from the office? You're welcome to try. Rossbots. I'm just kidding.

Zee, it's Bree and Clint. What have you started, mate? The picture of Bree's hot brother has just gone to our Instagram account. And can I say, this is from a straight married man too. You could not have chosen a hotter picture of him. It's had 75 likes in three minutes. He looks like a brooding Orlando Bloom. This is from a straight married man too. You could not have chosen a hotter picture of him. It's had 75 likes in three minutes. He looks like a brooding Orlando Bloom. This is ridiculous.

This guy's written... Oh my God. This guy... I can't even. Oh God. He is single? He's single. Single, yeah.

He's very single. He's got a good job. If you want to see him, and let's be respectful, but also tag a mate who's single, you can see him on the Breein Clint Instagram. And because it's so popular, we've just put it on the Breein Clint Facebook as well. Great.

Fantastic. Thanks for adding to that. Speaking of eligible bachelors, how good is the new Aussie bachelor at the moment? I'm right into it. Nick Cummins. Honey Badger. He's got such good chat. Yeah. Really great. But what we want to talk about right now is the new Aussie Bachelor at the moment. I'm right into it. Nick Cummins. Honey Badger. He's got such good chat.

Yeah. Really great. But what we want to talk about right now is the rumours of who the next Bachelorette is going to be. This is, I saw this today. If this is true, this is massive. It is blowing up the internet right now that Chappelle Corby, yes, you heard right.

Chappelle Corby, there are people rallying to get her to be the next Bachelorette. Yeah, and all it takes is people power. They don't care who the Bachelorette or Bachelor is. They just have to have the people behind them. And if Chappelle's got it, why not Chappelle? She deserves it. I mean, she's single. She's been, you know, out of the dating game for a while.

Unavailable, would you call it? She'd do it too, I think. I reckon she might. I think she's waiting for the right opportunity for the thing that, because what I mean. So crazy, because I was in Aussie over the weekend for my mum's 60th. My sister and her fiancé were walking through this part of Brisbane and they saw her and her sister.

Piss off. Mercedes. They saw Chappelle and Mercedes, her sister, kicking around South Bank in Brisbane. The double. You're just missing the mum.

It's literally like seeing an icon. She is. She's that well known. You can picture her as the bachelorette too. Yeah. And you can picture

the guys that would apply as well. Although you don't get to know who the bachelorette is when you apply. So imagine that. They pull up in the limo and they get out of the limo. Lucky dip.

They get out of the limo and they're walking down the red carpet and they're like, shit, is that Chappelle? Anyway, we've actually, this is an exclusive. This is a scoop. Because she's unconfirmed. It's unconfirmed at this stage. There's a Facebook page that, you know, people are signing their names. You can head to it and sign up for it if you want Chappelle as the next Bachelorette. But we actually got our hands on the next trailer promoting

The Bachelorette. This says everything. Yeah. This is confirming it. Well, this is an exclusive. This hasn't been released in Australia yet. So this is a big deal. Do we just play it?

This is the promo for the next Bachelorette Where Chappelle Corby Will be the Bachelorette Take a listen to this Critics said This season of The Bachelor Couldn't get any better I'm Nick Collins Some call me the Honey Badger

They said It would never be topped And I'm the Flamin' Bachelor Until now Coming in 2019 A Bachelorette more interesting what the bloody hell is this instagram people have been talking about more sophisticated yeah well my sister's name's mercedes so you know we're fancy and willing to go higher than ever before whoa whoa whoa that is not fair mate mate. We sell it.

We don't smoke it. That's the Corby way. If you like long trips to Bali, water sports, and that thing that she's famous for, then this is the bachelorette you've been waiting for. Oh, f*** off, Dad. If I want to see 24 men at once,

I bloody well will. I haven't been on a date since 2005. She'll weed out the good guys from the bad. Yeah, nah, pretty sure I'm not getting a rose tonight. It's home visits next week and, well, I actually live in Bali. With more elaborate fairy tale dates. Oh shit, Damien, your turn to play Mario Kart. I'm just going to go get these crumpets out of the oven.

And if you thought her sister was hot on that 2008 Ralph magazine, you ain't seen nothing yet. Mercedes, can you keep your tits away from my boyfriends please? She's got a great rig on her, my sister. Can't compete with that. Pack your own bags, Australia. The Bachelorette is Chappelle Corby. And she's in it for life.

I mean, that's big. I mean, it screams ratings winner. That's a scoop. And that's a ZM exclusive. That is ZM exclusive only. Hold on, wait. We're going to the producers, yeah? Something here that's a bit more viral than that.

And that is your hot photo of your brother. That is currently at 397 likes on Instagram. Maybe they should just put my brother in as the next Bachelor. Nah, I've got it. Your brother and Chappelle Corbyn. Does anyone else say media power couple? Mate. 419 likes.

Still going. Okay. Going all right. Zinni is brilliant. Speaking of my brother, I actually caught up with him over the weekend because it was my mum's 60th and I flew back from Aussie this morning and I managed to delay an entire aeroplane full of people. I wonder why you were late. You were about an hour late today. And it was because of me. Right. It wasn't the airline's fault. It wasn't anything else. It was me. So you delayed

a whole flight. And I always wonder these things because you know when a flight gets delayed and you're like what what the hell's happened? It's an aeroplane. Like it's not like it's bad traffic. And you're on the plane and you're sitting there and you wait. Were people on the plane? People were all on the plane. And the air con hasn't kicked in yet because they haven't been able

to seal the doors up and it's all musty. It was early this morning. So I got to the airport at 4.30 for a 6.30 flight. Plenty of time. I booked in, did all that stuff, put the tag on my bag So I got to the airport at 4.30 for a 6.30 flight. Yep. Plenty of time. Yep. I booked in, did all that stuff, put the tag on my bag because you know the self-service check-in. Yeah. So I did all that, got my ticket, put my tag on my bag

and I went and had a coffee and something to eat and was hanging out in the part of the airport before you go through security. Oh, so you were still on the people side, not the air side. Exactly right. Yeah. Because there at Brisbane airport, that's where all the best food places are. Yeah. And then after I had something to eat, I was just hanging out and taking my time. There was hardly anyone there. It was so early in the morning. And then half an hour, I've kind of looked up and I was like, oh crap, it's half an hour till boarding. I better probably go down to security. So I went down to security and I went through all of the security barriers

and as I've got to the place where you put your bag up onto the thing so it goes through the X-ray, I've looked down and realised I've had my checked bag with me. Oh, no. I've totally spaced, forgot to put my- To drop it off. Yeah. That bag out there.

That bag out there. That bag's huge. It's huge. It ain't going in overhead. Like, even the people who bring on, like, slightly oversized, like, carry-on, you're like, you're having a laugh. Not even close. That thing's massive.

It's so big. It's a full-size suitcase. It's like a 20-kilo bag. There was no way. And I was like, pure panic. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, oh my god! I've literally ran to the lift and I've like sprinted over to the girls and I was like,

oh my god, I can't believe I've done this. Explain to them what happened. The look on their face was like, oh no. They got no time for it. They got no time for someone who shows up late. They got no time for someone who makes a baggage mistake. They were not impressed. They've grabbed the bag and they were like, you just go to the gate, go to the gate, run, run, run. And I was like, fine. And I was like you just go to the gate go to the gate run run run and i was like fine and i was like ran down to security got my stuff threw my passport

into that thing bolted for the gate just made it to board the plane and i've sat down in my seat and i was like oh thank god it was 6 30 at this point yeah the time when obviously the plane was meant to take off and then it goes to 6 45 10 to 7 5 to 7 we're still there and i was like what is going on next minute they come over the speaker uh sorry ladies and gentlemen uh we're just waiting for a couple more bags to get on the flight and then we'll be on our way. 20 minutes later, 7.20, we've now located that last bag and we will be on our way. And I was like, oh, my God, if anyone on this plane knew that it was me. They would go, yeah. They'd say, get off the plane.

Because you know what I was doing? Beforehand I was like, oh, why are we delayed? This is so annoying. Zinian's brilliant clip. Anyway, I wanted to ask you, gross or normal, this is something I heard about in the ZDM offices last week, late last week. There's someone here who's going to remain nameless

for the sake of the story. Why is it that bad? Well, they don't want to be named. Right. They like to go to the gym in their lunch break. Okay, well, I know who it is then. Yeah, you know. I'm not telling everybody else, okay?

Right. There's a Les Mills right across the road from where we work and she likes to get in there and do a classic lunch time. Great. Great way to use your lunch hour. Just make sure you eat afterwards. Motivation. Key for recovery.

Make sure you have your meal at your desk afterwards. I said, yeah, but how annoying is it having to have a shower at work and bring a change of clothes? That's the only reason I don't exercise every day. You've got to remember to bring spare undies to work. No, no, no. She said, oh, no, I don't shower after the gym. And I was like, what do you mean you don't shower after the gym?

She's like, oh, I don't feel like I need to. I just get back into my regular clothes. What is she, a superhuman that doesn't sweat? If it was me, like I would, not only would I stink, I'd sweat through my other clothes. That's fine. But I said, oh yeah, but like. Fresh undies.

You gotta go fresh undies, right? She said, nah, I just wear the same pair. Wears a pair to work in the morning. Does an hour long workout in them at lunchtime. Oh, gets the juices flowing. Those, all right. No, I'm saying sweaty. Oh, gets the juices flowing? Those, alright. Oh, I'm saying sweaty. Oh yeah, cool. She's sweaty. And does like an hour long

body pump class. Then just slips the Lululemons off. Oh, who can do that and put what? Put your jeans back on? And then put the jeans back on. That's grim. Now I just wanted to, because for me I know that that area it's a sweat intensive area. It attracts heat. Whether the heat is coming from there or Grim. Now, I just wanted to, because for me, I know that that area,

it's a sweat-intensive area. It attracts heat. Whether the heat is coming from there or whether the undies just work as a towel for the whole body and they catch everything that's running down, they're useless. In terms of parts of your body, armpits and that area. Oh, they're the most fragrant zones. They are. They are. They are.

I've never heard someone describe those areas as a fragrant zone. It is. In cavemen times. That's why you have hair there so that it maintains the pheromones because that was how you attracted a date back

then. What, by stinking up a storm? Yeah, by putting your... Anyway, we're going too deep into it. Anyway. We're going too deep into it. I wanted to ask you, gross or normal? I couldn't do it. Gross, right?

Yeah, I couldn't do that. And don't worry, I've told her I think it's gross. Right. And what did she say? She's like, oh, I don't think it is. So... I could not do that. Snap poll.

0800-DALZM or text to 9696. I feel like this is a foregone conclusion, but... No, I think there'll be people on board. Really? Yeah, call up if you agree with this girl from the office that won't be named. Her name sounds like... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm just kidding. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm kidding. Not showering. No, more than that, not changing the underwear after a workout. I think that's the point we need to really... Yeah, that's the bit, right? Gross or normal?

Let's settle it. For once and for all, the Fragrant Zones. Have your say now. ZDM's brain clip. Someone who works here that is going to remain anonymous, let's slip that when they go and do a lunchtime workout at the gym across the road, they don't shower. More to the point, they don't even bring a spare change of undies.

They just put their clothes back on top of their sweaty undies and go about their life. You change every other item of clothing. And I know who we're talking about. She goes hard at the gym. Yeah, she works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gives it a good crack. Yeah, she gives a good nudge. I know who we're talking about. She goes hard at the gym. Yeah, she works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gives it a good

crack. Yeah, she gives a good nudge. I probably shouldn't have said that. She's a good crack. So we're asking. At the problem zone, or as Clint likes to call it, the fragrant zones. Well, they are. You said it. The armpits and the undercarriage. In that area?

Fragrant zones. We're asking not changing the undergarments after a workout, gross or normal from the text machine? It's normal. I go for a run most days and I often don't shower afterwards. I don't really sweat much no matter how long I work out. Those people. Yeah, there is people like that.

And good for you. And they're lucky. They peeve me off. I see them at the end of like a gym class and they look Instagram. Amazing. You know who is one of those people? Roger Federer. He can play a five set match in the sweltering heat.

His hair's not even sweaty. I don't understand. He's got someone to change his undies for him though. That's how good he is. That's true. Mike, gross or normal? I reckon if you don't shower at all it's pretty gross

but I reckon you can give it a couple hours Really? Yeah So you would shower and get back into the dirty undergarments? Oh Yeah, well I mean

if you're coming back from a workout and you've got your fragrant like, your fragrance zone going, then you'll want to shower. You want to shower, right? Yeah. It should be pointed out that this person that we're talking about is not a major sweater. Like, it's not like she stinks.

No, she doesn't stink. That's not where the issue has come from. So, yeah. Okay. I reckon you could give a couple hours at least. Why bother? Mike is set on just giving it a couple hours to air out. Well, I mean, right, she's doing it in her lunch break, right?

Yeah. Yeah, so she can probably, you know, wait until she gets home or something. Five more hours in the day. I see what Mike's saying. Yeah, yeah, okay. She's only got a couple hours left at work and then she can go home. No, we did ask for honest feedback. Meg, hi.

Hi. Gross or normal? Normal. I's only got a couple hours left at work. All right. I bet she can go home. No, we did ask for honest feedback. Meg, hi. Hi. Gross or normal? Normal. I don't shower after the gym all the time. What? And then what do you do? Do you go to work for an entire day? Is that what happens?

I go to uni, so I just go back to my classes. Oh. Are you single or are you in a relationship, Meg? Single. All right. Yeah, girl. That's why. You do you, babe.

You do you. You don't need to shower. Someone's text me and said, if you work in an office, it's grim. If you're a tradie and you're working on sites where you'll be sweating your bollocks off all day anyway, it's normal. I kind of get that because tradies sweat up a storm. They're doing hard labour. Yeah.

I always imagine when you're a tradie, you don't need to go to the gym. Just pump those bits of wood as you carry them from the truck. And it's like a workout. And then as they rub their forehead and they glisten, and then they put baby oil all over them. And as you're carrying a bag of cement with one of the boys,

and you go, quick set of squats. What work side is that? Sign me up. Finally, Amy, are you still there? Yes, I am. Okay. What do you think, Amy? Gross or not? Definitely gross. I would rather go commando than not put on fresh

underwear, which happened once. I've had to do the commando too. And I would rather shower and go clean in a pair of pants than wear those. I used to always go commando, but then I wasn't allowed back at certain gyms anymore.