ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 27th 2020

Episode Date: August 27, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint podcast where I have a massive axe to grind with the team. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Okay, I'm offended and I'm upset and I feel like I should be allowed to talk about it. Yesterday, I was misrepresented in our daily video. And I don't know who's to blame, so I blame all of you. What, when you farted in the studio yesterday? When I accidentally farted for the first time in

two and a half years. It was disgusting and you put me through that and I had to sit here whilst you lifted your leg and you farted and now you've got a gripe with all of us. We should put in a complaint with HR. First of all, you loved it. Second of all, I did

not love it. You did. I just love that. You love to see me did not love it. You did. I just love that. You love to see me suffer is what you love. Yes. And now I am literally, I've got something on you that anytime that I want to get something from you, I'll just be like, I'll send that video to your wife. I am mortified by the whole

experience and the fact that it's on video upsets me. You sound so posh. No, no, no, no. Let me get to the point. Okay, this is why I'm upset. You sound posh. Yes, shit happens. Literally shit happens. But what you did

is beyond... Me? Yes, you're part of this. Can I say I had nothing to do with it? Okay, who is at fault then? I don't know. But all I'm saying is... If you're not willing to rat anybody out then you're staying on trial i believe that in here none of us had anything to do with it because you were the one that your pants the video that the video that is circulating

and can i say is unfortunately one of the biggest videos we've posted in a long time that's not what it sounded like. You've replaced the fart with a fake fart, and the fart that you've used sounds wet. And I... I was here. I've had it up to here. I can say, as a witness, I thought it sounded wet, and I believe that's the accurate betrayal of what it sounded like. It sounded like a person who accidentally...

You'll notice if you look at the video closely that the cameras shook. It was that sort of vibration. So did you put it in there? Pardon? So did you put it in there? What do you mean? Did you dub over the actual noise with a wet noise?

So what I'm saying is that I watched the video last night and I saw there was a bit of a camera shaking issue from a vibration which you caused. All Anastasia did was edit the footage she was given. Yeah. It makes me uncomfortable. It's always made me uncomfortable. Why are you bringing it up again

then? Because this is a safe place. The podcast is a safe place. Farting or lying? Well I'm not How am I lying? Saying that you never fart No that's not what I'm saying No you've said that for years No I'm saying it

How he's painting this picture That somehow he's being dubbed over Oh that's a lie Yeah that is a lie Yeah Just be a man and own it. You farted, you shit yourself a little bit, you sharted. First the car thing, now this. I don't feel

like, I don't, I honestly, I don't feel safe to be myself around you anymore. Wait, what's the car thing? Oh, how he bought a brand new Audi. Oh, that's right. Okay, I didn't buy a brand new Audi. How much was it? I would love to buy a brand new Audi and that is definitely the goal one day. Okay, if it wasn't, so it was second hand, how much did you pay? None of your goddamn business. Oh, was it not, was it? I would love to buy a brand new Audi And that is definitely the goal one day So it was second hand, how much did you pay?

None of your god damn business Was it second hand? Yeah, of course it was second hand How much? Let's look up what the model is And see how much they're worth online I feel bad now because we told people that it was new What's the whole point?

The joke Do you feel bad about the sound effect? What sound effect? Yes, good from you Anastasia Die with the light Spotlight Exactly I actually have some other admin for us too

Okay, don't sound too interested Ben It's Lotto admin But no, don't sound too disinterested We've been offered the chance to enter The British Lottery Which this week is Oh, I've got a sneeze Absolutely, they're big ones those ones

They're big, big ones So the British Lottery this week is 126 million pounds How can we enter? Brie, I still haven't even got your attention 126 million pounds. Oh. Whoa. How can we enter? Bree, I've still haven't even got your attention. 126 million pounds. Are you right?

Yeah, I just, I zone out with lotto chat now. This is your chance to win some of this. Yeah. Okay, one of our podcasters, his name's Lee Shaw.

He lives in the UK. He said, he'll buy the ticket. Nice. Bree, you get to pick a line. Ben, you get to pick a line. Okay. Anastasia, you get to pick a line. Ben, you get to pick a line. Okay. Anastasia, you get to pick a line.

Yes. I get to pick a line. Everyone will be used to that. And then he will fill the rest of the ticket. And regardless of which line wins, we split the money five ways. Really? Yeah. Yeah, but I've seen these things on TV.

What? It's dangerous. Syndicates are dangerous. How is it dangerous? How are they dangerous? Because. Best case, we get the money. Worst case, oh, he wins the money.

This could break up the show. Yeah, exactly. Also, money segues people. For a fifth of 126 million pounds, you won't need the show. That's true. A similar situation comes up in the podcast today. Oh, the buried treasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true. A similar situation comes up in the podcast today. Oh, the buried treasure.

At £126 million, you're taking away £25 million each, which is roughly $50 million. Yeah, but we wouldn't, it would just turn into a mess. It'd split the show up. It would ruin your life. If I had a choice, I'd rather not have it. I mean, mate, you are so lying.

I'm really not. £50 million. If it was £5 million, I'd probably be like,. I mean, mate, you are so lying. I'm really not. $50 million. If it was $5 million, I'd probably be like, okay, because then, you know. What's the difference between $5 million and $50 million? Because $5 million, you would still work and still, like, at this age. Yeah, work from home. Am I right? Nice.

I do like that song. I do like that song. Whatever the hell you wanted. It's a good song. No, you still have to work. For $5 million? Yeah. No, I don't. No, you still have to work. For five million. Yeah. No, I don't.

Why? My number's 10. Interest. I just chuck it in the bank, earn the interest. Investments, portfolio, stocks, dividends. Horses. Horses. Hedge funds.

Gambling. Five million's not that much. Pokes, dogs, chuck it on the dogs. Chuck it on the dogs. I've had great luck with the dogs, actually, in the past. Have you? Good on you, mate. But I don't endorse it.

That's mean to animals. Yeah, it is. So you don't want in? You don't want in? No, thanks. I'm in. I'm all right. I'm actually going to backtrack this.

Five million does sound pretty enticing. It's 25 million. You know, but didn't you say that you'd get five million each? No, you'll get 25 million pounds each, which is $50 million. Yeah, I'll risk the show splitting up for that. That's worth it. Because if the sports show splits up, we don't need... You guys should watch a show.

It's actually really interesting. I used to watch it when I lived in the States, and it was about all people that had won the real mega jackpots in America, which are like 250 million like crazy just crazy amounts like ridiculous and anyway they pretty much tell their story and they follow their life or whatever 90 of them their life has been ruined oh and the 10 isn't it um a thing in new zealand i don't know about other countries, but don't they actually give them a bit of guidance? Like when you win it.

I don't know. They give you a financial advisor. Yeah, yeah. But you can choose to not take it, the financial advice. Just blow it. Yeah. All right, so you're out? Yeah, I'm okay.

Ben? Yeah, absolutely in, mate. Anastasia? Yes, please. You have to transfer money over there. No, you don't. He's just going to do it. This is a treat that he's offered us.

A treat? Yeah. I'd love to eat it. Okay, if I don't have to do anything, then why not? Okay, cool. Thanks. So what I need from each of you is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven numbers. Okay. No, five, 6, 7 numbers Okay

No, 5 I need 5 numbers 5 numbers And then 2 lucky stars Okay Wait, so what if What if our line wins? Does that mean we have to share it with everyone?

Yeah, if any line wins We all win Right Everyone's a winner I like that song That's a good slogan 5 numbers and 2 lucky stars Do you want them now?

No Okay, sorry. Wait, what does a lucky star mean? It's like a Powerball. It's like a Powerball. Oh, so you need another lucky number. Yeah. If you don't have the Powerball, then you don't win the big money.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. Our chances are slim regardless. We'll do that admin offer. Anything else we need to bring up before we leave? That's it. Okay. All right. Well, let's get into the podcast then.

Here it is, everybody. Hey, Google. What's the time? It Here it is, everybody. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Hi, everybody. Bree and Clint, big day for New Zealand today. The terrorist has been sentenced and that is done. That part of it is done. It's a hugely emotional day, especially for people in Christchurch and especially people who are part of the Muslim community as well. So today on the show we're going to speak to our New Zealand Herald reporter

who's been covering the trial the whole time in Christchurch, who's going to tell us exactly what the sentence means and what the reaction was like in Christchurch down there as well. I think mainly just a really massive day to all those people that can maybe move past this time in their life now. Or start to, yeah. Start to heal properly and not have to think about this trial coming up or what's going to happen.

And, yeah, so that's a really good thing for those people, I think. And, yeah, it's a weird thing to think that it was how many months ago now? That it happened? Yeah. It was March last year. March last year. Yeah. So 18 months ago.

Like I said, if you have questions about what the sentence means and how that is going to work, we will get some expert correspondence. In about 15 minutes, our reporter will join us on the show. Today as well, the 50K Fact of the Day continues. There'll be a question that happens just before 4 o'clock, and if you know the answer to it, then you'll get $500 cash if you can get through. Pretty simple.

We'll do that. Yeah, just around 4 o'clock. Next on the show, though, what have New Zealanders who have been in quarantine been ordering on Uber Eats? Did you know that if you go into one of the COVID hotels, you can still get Uber Eats? Yeah. That would keep you going. I didn't realise that. I thought you had to eat whatever the hotel was serving.

Yeah, no. Kind of like hospital food. Lucky that they can, I think. The data's been released. Uber Eats is so good at this, giving us information. They are good at the data. So have a think about if you were stuck in hotel quarantine, what would you be eating all day, every day,

I mean, if you had the money for it, off Uber Eats? We'll give you that information after Lady Gaga. This is Rain On Me, Brian Clint, ZM. Huh? Brian Clint. If you. Huh? Brian Clint. If you were in a COVID hotel, like you've flown back into New Zealand and you had to do that 14-day quarantine in a hotel,

did you know that you can order Uber Eats while you're in there? Yeah, I think we've spoken about it on the show before. Have we? Rotorua. The guys down there were the ones ordering the most food. That's right. On Uber Eats because it was new.

Rotorua got Uber Eats just in time for lockdown. Yeah. That is, oh yeah. Good timing, right? That's really good timing. The data I have is from Uber Eats based on the Auckland COVID hotels. And I think that's where the majority of COVID, I think Auckland has the most COVID hotels of anywhere in the country.

And this is what people who are in there and can't go and get their own food, this is what they're ordering. Have a think about what you think would be the most ordered food. I know what I reckon it would be. One person ordered 63 coffees to be delivered to their room. How long were they there? 14 days. 63?

Yeah. So that means how many coffees were they having a day? Oh, you really caught me offside there. Figure it out because I'd like to know. Well, they could have been quarantining with their partner and they might both want a coffee. Did they sleep? Oh, my God.

It's 4.5 coffees a day. Oh, my God. Yeah. Holy hell. 24 of the coffees were from Wild Bean Cafe. They obviously like the wild bean. Yeah. Holy hell. 24 of the coffees were from Wild Bean Cafe. They obviously like the wild bean. Yeah. Another customer placed an order to an Auckland CBD Indian restaurant 25 times.

In 14 days? That means they had Indian on average 1.7 times per day. God. They weren't putting the korma in the corner there, were they? Yep. Yeah, sure. Yep. Yes, thank you, producer Anastasia.

Appreciate that. I hate that joke. It is a good joke. One of three orders that were made were for burger restaurants. So every third- Yeah, burgers are popular. Read McDonald's or Burger King, I think. Okay.

Oh, no. Burger Fuel. There's Burger Fuel. There's Burger Burger. McDonald's or Burger King, I think. Okay. Oh, no. Burger Fuel. There's Burger Fuel. There's Burger Burger. There's Better Burger. There's so many burger places. True. There's Wendy's.

Yeah. There's the burgers that come with. KFC's got burgers. There's burgers that come with no buns. They just come with lettuce. Yeah. What are they called? Oxygen burgers.

That ain't a burger. What's it called? Yeah. Who are you fooling? Stop trying to make that a burger. Who are Yep. What are they called? Oxygen burgers. That ain't a burger. What's it called? Yeah. Who are you fooling? Stop trying to make that a burger. Who are you fooling with the lettuce? That is not a burger. Just call it what it is.

The most popular food to order in quarantine, according to Uber Eats. Can I guess? For Auckland, yeah, you can guess, yeah. Pizza? Pizza. Is it pizza? It's a three-way split.

Burgers, Indian, and pizza. God, okay. So there you go. Because you know what's good about pizza? If you don't have a microwave in your hotel room, just eat it cold. Or turn the iron on and iron the pizza hot again. Or just eat it cold. Yeah, or that too.

Yeah, true. Good point. Bree and Clint. and the pizza hot again. Or just eat it cold. Yeah, or that too. Yeah, true. Good point. The trial for the Christchurch shooter has finished and the sentence has been handed down. Our reporter for NZME News Talk ZB, Chelsea Daniels, has been in the court for the last four days and she joined us on the phone now. Hi, Chelsea.

Hi, Chelsea. Good afternoon. Can you let everybody know, for those who may have missed it, what is the sentence that was given out? So Christchurch terrorist Brenton Tarrant has been sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole. It means he'll never be free. He made a submission actually by his standby counsel saying

he didn't oppose a life in prison with no parole. When asked to speak, he said, no, thank you. It's the first time in New Zealand's history that this sentence has been imposed. Right. That is crazy, isn't it? So he didn't speak because that was the worry, right? And there was no live reporting allowed. Well, he was representing himself in the trial.

He didn't have a lawyer. So Chelsea, he didn't end up speaking to the courtroom? No. So he gave the indication yesterday that he wasn't going to be speaking. Of course, because he's representing himself, he did have time to change his mind, but he ended up not speaking, only, like I said, saying no thank you. Right. Interesting. Chelsea, you've been in the courtroom, you've heard, you know, obviously victims and the family members of victims speak.

And what's it been like and what's the mood like amongst those people now that the sentence has been given? I mean, it's been a harrowing week for sure. More than 90 people stood up and faced that man in court, well, gunman in court, telling him how he's changed their lives, what happened that day. Each and every one of them had their own story to tell, each so powerful. Anger, sadness, loss, even some forgiveness echoed through those first few days. Today, I mean, today they said,

clearly this is New Zealand's worst murderer. He didn't deserve anything other than life in prison with no parole. And now he's going to spend the rest of his living days behind bars up until that last gasp and he'll know that he has failed. Absolutely right. How did he appear when the sentence was handed down by the judge? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Just cold. Throughout the last few days, he's just been nonchalant, standing there, just sitting there, sorry, kind of listening intently to everyone as they came up to speak, and it was no different today. He kind of just, no expression on his face. Of course, all the media in the room was staring at him, trying to gauge something, anything, but nothing came.

I know that some of the victims asked the judge for him to be placed in normal prison and to not be given any sort of special treatment as to where he was kept for his life sentence. Do we know where or what sort of prison he'll be kept in? So he'll likely stay under the circumstances that he's been in since the attacks. So he's been in Auckland prison under high security. Those security actually were trained by guards overseas that have dealt with similar kind of far-right extremists. He'll likely stay like that, at least for the first large chunk of the next, well, however many years.

I suppose down the track there may be opportunity for him to join general population, but I mean, oh God, who knows? Chelsea, has there been any talk of him being moved back to Australia? There has been among experts. I mean, it's a bit complicated to kind of get into. But basically, Australia does have a law where they can retrieve their own citizens from overseas

jails. They've done it with the Bali Nine, for instance, places like Thailand, but they don't have any such agreement with New Zealand, so they would have to actually offer to take him back. Something that legal experts really think that it's a slim chance.

It's not impossible, but quite slim. Yeah, right. That is Chelsea Daniels. Thank you very much for updating us on that. She is the Newstalk ZB reporter who has been in the Christchurch courthouse for the last four days covering the trial of the Christchurch shooter. And that's it. All we can say is that our thoughts are with the people of Christchurch

and especially with the entire Muslim population of New Zealand. And we hope that this brings you guys some form of closure. Yeah, some form of peace and closure. And you're able to move on to the next step now. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is...

The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. There's been a lot of speculation on this, but Dean's got the details on how much money the Spice Girls made out of that mini world tour that they did. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys.

If you want to be my lover. Ooh, I love a little Spice Girl action. I'm dancing around the house as we cross right now. Let me tell you this. One person who is not dancing, well, four people not dancing, are the Spice Girls that did the tour. Here's what they pocketed, okay? Look, it's nothing to be sneezed at.

It's between $3 and $5 million each, New Zealand dollars, is what they received for their tour. Now, I know that sounds like a lot, but had Victoria Beckham done the tour as well, it would have been six times that. How does that work? Why would they have got more if she joined the tour? Yep.

So basically, the sales were nothing like they would have been. And look, I can speak as a Spice Girls fan, right? It's not the same. It's just not the same. BB's not there. So all of the ticket sales are different. The merchandise is completely different. The sales on that were obviously totally different.

And they basically just never sold as many tickets as they could have had it been the five of them. And the five of them could have commanded more money from the touring companies and all of these things and more of a cut of the merchandise had it been the five of them. So that's how the bookie crumbles. I thought that they sold out, right, the shows? Yeah, I think they could have done more dates and that sort of thing.

And Dean's right. A piece of Spice Girls merch that only has the four girls on it is not like a 2019 Spice Girls hoodie that's missing one of them. It's different, right? I'd still take it. I mean, it's like a trifle and you take one thing out of the trifle. There's still a bunch of good stuff in there. You're still going to get messy with the custard. I'll still eat that trifle and you take one thing out of the trifle. There's still a bunch of good stuff in there. You're still going to get messy with the custard.

I'll still eat that trifle up. This might be controversial, but I think that she's really rude for not doing the tour. And I think that... She'll regret it, I think, later in life. Whether she regrets it or not, I think that she owes the fans and she owes the other girls in the group the tour

because it was something they did together and it created all of their careers. And whether she likes it or not, I know she's a fashion designer now, but she's a famous fashion designer because she was a Spice Girl and she owes them at least one tour. Just one tour, get it out of your system, right? Well, she did the last time they performed. They did perform at the London 2012 Olympics opening ceremony

and it was amazing. It was so good. So why wouldn't she just do this? I don, and it was amazing. Yeah. It was so good. So why wouldn't she just do this? I don't get it. It's cool. It's not like it's... It is cool.

It looked like a cool tour. It wasn't a trashy thing. No. Oh, right. Oh, well, we can always hope, I guess, Dean. Maybe post-COVID she will have had a revelation. She'll be like, I want to go and do that tour. That's the latest.

Brought to you by the University of Auckland. Engineer your future and apply to study at their Faculty of Engineering. I've got a real life story about buried treasure. Captain Jack Sparrow. Buried treasure from the Gold Coast.

Is this a metaphor? No, not a metaphor. Okay. No, it's real buried treasure that was found on a building site in the Gold Coast. And what I want you to do, listening now,

in your little car or in your little home office. They might have a big car or a big home office. I'm not talking to those people. I want you to decide who you think should have got the money, the buried treasure.

Who deserves it? Was it cash? It was cash. It was cash. Okay, so it's cash that's been dug up. Have a listen to this. A fortuitous find in a runaway bay backyard. A $476,000 fortune igniting a furious legal feud.

The hidden treasure, old paper notes wrapped in Chinese newspapers, black garbage bags and sealed in plastic tubs, buried deep in the dirt. So it's old money. It's old like paper money. So it's been there for ages and it's clearly been hidden, wrapped in Chinese newspaper, put in plastic bags, put inside a Tupperware container and then buried in a site

and forgot about it. It was dug up by two tradies. So here comes the people involved. Here's people that you get to choose from. It was dug up by two tradies who were working on the site and they handed it in to police and they said to the police, if there's no owner for this Do we get it? Do we get it back?

We'd like it back. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Their boss, who was in charge of the site, fired them for handing it in to police and went to the police and said, if no one takes the money, I deserve it because it's my building site. Right. The owner of the site that was being worked on went to the police

and said he deserves the money because it's his property. Because he owns the property, right? Yes. The son of the man who used to own the property went to the police and said, that's my dad's money. I should get the money. And just to add another

person into the conversation as well, a random guy came forward and reckons he used to live there as well. And said it was his. And he said that he might have buried it there and forgotten about it. They might have put it there and put it in a site then and might have forgotten about it, yeah. Case closed, it's him. It's that guy.

I think it's that guy. I believe it. Who gets the money? How much money did you say it was? $476,000 in cash. I'd have to probably say it's the guy who owns the property now. You think he gets it? Yeah.

What about the tradies who found it? The guy who owns the property didn't even know it was there. The tradies dug it up. Yeah, but it's his property. So anything on that property is his, right? Well, Brie, you are absolutely correct. I knew it. The judge ruled that the police had to transfer the money

into the bank account of the man who owns the property now. But there's been a deal done where the money is being split between the owner, the son of the guy who used to own the property, and the tradies who dug it up. Really? Which I think is a good result. Yeah, because you know who shouldn't get any money? The boss. Yeah, who fired the tradies.

How much does this guy get? They might have put it there and when they put it in the site then might have forgotten about it, yeah. I reckon Chuck and McGran just for having a go. Yeah, why not? Bree and Clint.

Got the stats. Yeah. On the dating apps. You're the stat man. There. Got the stats on the dating apps. People, you know, love this stuff. And speaking of dating apps, someone on the text machine said, if Clint was single and on Tinder,

his profile picture would be a picture of his new Audi. Thank you very much. We appreciate that. And I agree. I think it would be. Anyway. No one swipes. What's the way you say yes, left or right?

Right. No one swipes right onto someone who's got a car as their. You'd be correct. Yeah. Oh, it's a double insult. All right. Right. No one slaps right onto someone who's got a car as their. You'd be correct. Yeah. Oh, it's a double insult. All right. Thank you very much. Anyway, I heard Fletchwater Megan talking about this this morning.

I find it quite interesting because they've released these stats that says apparently people actually get turned off if you're not a compatible star sign with theirs. Who are these people? Like, I mean, I'm someone who I don't mind it. It actually reminds me of my nan because we used to read the signs together, but I'm not someone that's going to take it so seriously that it'll make me not go on a date with someone.

What's your star sign? Capricorn. What's your most compatible star sign? It says, so I've got all of them. Would you like to know? Not particularly, but I know you're going to tell me. I'm going to tell you anyway. There'll be, hey, just because you don't like it,

there's people out there that like to know. I know. My wife would be glued to the radio right now. Your wife Lucy's into it. Yeah, a lot of people are. I imagine we're a compatible match. I'm interested. Well, we'll see.

Because she would be worried about that sort of thing. What are the producers? What star sign are you guys? Just so you can listen out for yours. Anastasia, what star sign are you? I'm a Sagittarius. Okay. And Producer Ben, do you have any idea what star sign you are?

I'm born in March. March? There you go. He's March. Well, he could be one of two. Yeah, you could be one or the other. What's your birthday? Doesn't matter.

Don't care. Okay, so Aries, most likely to match with a Libra apparently. Is it vice versa? So a Libra is most likely to match with an Aries? I don't think so. Because that's awkward. Because you're an Aquarius, aren't you? Yeah.

Gemini most likely to match with an Aquarius. Okay. Which Geminis can be a little bit hard to deal with sometimes. Who's a Gemini? Were you a Gemini? No, I'm not a Gemini. I've just dated a few Geminis. They can have like a split personality.

And you're definitely not a Gemini? Shut up. Cancer most likely to match with Aquarius. Leo most likely to match with Aries. Virgo most likely to match with a Scorpio. Libra most likely to match with an Aries.go most likely to match with a Scorpio. Libra most likely to match with an Aries. God, Aries is getting a lot of mentions. If you're on Tinder and you're an Aries,

you should make that your profile picture. Yeah, right? Scorpio most likely to match with a Virgo. Scorpio Sagittarius most likely to match with a Capricorn. Wait, what are you again? Anastasia? I'm a Sagittarius, so Oh, that's me, Anastasia

Well, you're most likely to match with me Oh, but you probably wouldn't match me back Nah, I play hard to get And also, you're not on Tinder at the moment Which one of Bree's split personalities would you match with? That is a Gemini The joke doesn't even make sense Sorry, I'm new to all of this Anyway, Capricorn most likely to match with. That is a Gemini. Oh, sorry. The joke doesn't even make sense. Sorry.

I'm new to all of this. Anyway, Capricorn most likely to match with Sagittarius. Fantastic. This is great. Aquarius most likely to match with Sagittarius. Pisces. There's so many. Wait, there's one more. Pisces most likely to match with Aquarius. Just because you don't like it

doesn't mean people out there don't want to know. No, and I'm happy for all the Pisces who are out there going, she hasn't done us yet. There would be Pisces out there going, I hope she does mine. I want to know. I know. And classic Pisces always left till last. Am I right?

I don't know. I know nothing. I know nothing about what we're talking about. Can we talk about dating apps though? Because I had this conversation. I think it was with you. That's right. I talk to you a lot. And we talked about the phenomenon that it's no longer like,

it's no longer a shameful thing to have met your partner on a dating app. Not that it was ever shameful, but it's not taboo anymore, right? I think people used to think that it was unusual. So they'd be like, you know, especially if you were trying to tell your parents, oh, where did you meet your boyfriend? Oh, I met them on Tinder. And they're like, what the hell is Tinder? Is that like an adult website or something?

You know, it just sounds weird to them. Yeah, yeah. It's not like that anymore. In fact, it's possibly gone completely the other way where you're more likely to have met them on a dating app than you are to have met them in a bar. It would be weird to meet your partner in a bar these days. Yeah, people would be like, that's

unusual. You're like, what, you haven't had like three weeks of online chat with them before you met them? Oh, creepy. Yeah, right? Yeah. It's quite unusual. But I would like to know from people, like is this something you lie about to people? That you guys met on a dating app? Yeah, like is this something you lie about to people?

That you guys met on a dating app? Yeah, like did you meet on a dating app? And when people ask how did you meet, is it something where you're like, oh, we met in a bar? Okay, so did you meet on a dating app? But do you tell people differently? And what's the thing you actually tell people that brought you guys together? Yeah. What's the story?

Maybe you've stopped lying about it now but you did cover it up for a long, long time. I've done it before. What was your go-to? Oh, through friends. See, my voice cracked when I lied. If you can help us out, 0800 dials at M or you can text 9696. Bree and Clint.

Are you lying about where you met? No, wait. No? Bree's in trouble with the Tauruses. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I need to cover that first. I told you. If you're going to do punishing star sign chat,

make sure you punish all star signs equally. No, don't you be coming on the other side now. You were the one that was like, get on with it. I don't care if you've missed any. They can just deal with it. No. And I said, no, I can't miss anyone. You literally said that.

I said, whatever you do, don't leave out my favourite Taurus. And you said, and I believe can't miss anyone. You literally said that. Whatever you do, don't leave out my favourite Taurus. And you said, and I believe this is your words. You're so full of crap. I can't even say what you said, but I'm pretty sure you said, **** the Taurus. That's what you said. My brother's a Taurus and I love my brother. Taurus,

the stats have been released. You're most likely to match with yourself. There we go. With Tauruses. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, right.

That's what it says. Damn it, you got the interest in it. Damn it! You're hooked! You're hooked! Okay, back over to our supplementary question. Did you meet on a dating app and do you lie about how you actually met? Yeah, what do you actually say was the case that you met?

Kayleigh, good afternoon. Hi, Kayleigh. Hi. So five years ago, I met my husband on a dating app on Tinder and we've been married for three years. Congratulations. And I tell people,

just for the sake of it, when we're 30, it's really, really hard to meet people. It is, yeah. So to normalise meeting people online, like, go for it, people. Meet people. Oh, so you just go out with it.

You've never hit it? No. Meet people. Oh, so you just go out with it. You've never hit it? No. Kayleigh, do you agree? I feel like that stigma has kind of left because I feel like it's actually more common to meet someone on a dating app now than it is just in everyday life. Yeah, it really is now, but like five years ago, it was

like, whoa. Such a stigma, yeah. You were actually, like, sorry, hang on. Let me get this right. Like, you met him on Tinder and now you're dating him? Where? Yeah. I like him, okay? How old were you when you were dating?

Like, what age were you? 32. 32, yeah. And people say it gets harder, like, the older that you get. So you've got to go where the people are, right? And Tinder's fantastic. Tinder, it's like a buffet of people. You can just sit there in the comfort of your own home.

Pick the section of the buffet that you want to dine in. That's what I mean. You don't even have to put tracksuit pants on. You choose how well-aged you want your meat, right? Yeah. Oh, it's great. Very nice though. And, like, you know, it's not like when you go into a bar and then you're

sitting there and all these randos come up and you're like no, just stop. Please. Walk away, you didn't shower today. Kayleigh, I've never had that problem where a bunch of randos just came up. I was going to say Kayleigh, I've never also had that problem but it sounds horrible.

Tess, good afternoon, welcome to the show. Hi, fellow tourists talking here. Yes, Tess, were afternoon. Welcome to the show. Hi, fellow tourists talking here. Yes, Tess. Were you happy that I said yours on air finally? Yeah, thank you, finally. But it's just myself now, so it's a bit of pressure. Yeah, she has to match with herself. Oh.

No, well, you can match with fellow tourists. Oh, is that what you mean? Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant tourists. Oh, sorry. Only interested in yourself. Oh, is that what you mean? I thought you meant Taurus. Oh, sorry. Only interested in yourself. No, you can match. You guys are most likely to match with fellow Tauruses.

Okay, can you tell I'm single? Oh, you are single. So that's why Tess needed to know. If you meet someone on a dating app, do you say that you met them in a different way? Yeah, my ex and I met on a dating app, but he lied to his parents saying that we actually met at EB Games. What? Really?

That's specific, isn't it? Did one of you work at EB Games? No. Are you into video games, Tess? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a huge nerd, but like, I don't know why. But no, I don't know. I stopped on Mighty 8, but like, I don't know why. But no, I don't know. I stopped on Mighty 8, but like, I don't remember going to TV games.

Tess, someone just texted through on the text machine. You can't make this stuff up. Someone just texted through and said, hook me up with Tess. Oh, there you go. Well, there you go. Someone likes what they hear, Tess. Tess, what star sign was your ex-boyfriend? Oh, gosh.

Libra? See, that's why it didn't work out. Not a fellow Taurus. Yeah, we'veess, what star sign was your ex-boyfriend? Oh, gosh. Libra? See, that's why it didn't work out. Not a fellow Taurus. Yeah, we've been getting some star sign signs. I'll ask this person if they're a fellow Taurus. Hold on. Our last one's quite interesting. Jo, you met someone, your partner, on an app, but it wasn't a dating app.

No, I met my partner through the Pokemon Go app. Yes. That's awesome, Jo. How long ago was this? About two and a half years ago. That's amazing. Do you tell people that? Yeah, I do. I don't really have any shame in telling how we met. It's pretty cool. And was it a case of

you were down at the park trying to catch the same Pokemon, or is it through the social part of the app? So we were actually at a raid, doing a raid together, where you all come together and you fight a big mon, and we locked eyes over a shiny Lugia. Sorry, you locked eyes over a shiny what? Lugia.

Oh my gosh. Hey, Jo, I've got to ask. This is a modern love story, Jo, if you've ever heard one. Jo, I've got to ask, what's your start off Pokemon? Is it Charmander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle? Definitely Charmander. And what was his? I think he got Pikachu.

He did a wee glitch and got Pikachu. Okay, that still works. I believe in matching Pokemon more than I believe in matching star signs. Same. Like, see, their Pokemon, first Pokemon matches. Yeah. Yeah. Love, Joe.

Thanks, Joe. Love your call. We appreciate it. Bree and Clint. We asked you guys what is the morale boosting song for New Zealand Second to last one, if we get out of lockdown this is the second to last one And we have not had this many suggestions come through in the whole time we've been doing this feature We better make it a good one because this is the second last one We've had a lot of people come through with New Zealand suggestions

So from that I've managed to pick an exclusively New Zealand list of suggestions. What about the Pokemon theme song? That was a pretty good suggestion. Conveniently, I missed that one. So unfortunately, we haven't got that one ready in time. Lucy has volunteered to be our impartial judge today. Hi, Lucy. G'day, Lucy.

Hey, team. How are ya? Good, thanks. How are you? Good. Now, you are truly impartial, right? You haven't texted in a suggestion or anything like that? No, no, I haven't. Lucy, whereabouts in the country are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Good. Now, you are truly impartial, right? You haven't texted in a suggestion or anything like that? No, no, I haven't.

Lucy, whereabouts in the country are you? I'm in Christchurch. Okay, cool. Love Christchurch. Here we go. I've got seven suggestions today, and together we're going to pick the correct song for the mood of New Zealand today to pick us up and put us in a better place. First of all, is it the OG's Shapeshifter?

One of the headliners for Rhythm and Vines this year. Shapeshifter. What song is this of theirs? Electric Dream. Oh, no. What's their most popular? I thought it was Electric Dream. Oh, is it?

Or In Colour. No, Colour. That's my favourite. Oh, Ben, can you put In Colour on here? We'll get that one on there too. Love that song. Poirier. Hard to go past.

It has won the morale boosting request before. I think it's won it a couple of times. Yeah. Take nothing away from it though. Thank you to the people who texted Dane Rumble and made me happy.

Possible New Zealander of the Year. We found out yesterday he's nominated. Is Dane Rumble our morale boosting request today? Also Dane Rumble and Fast Crew. This is Dane Rumble's original rap crew, the Fast Crew. Yeah, this song made it, told you. Savage.

Dave Dobbin. 660. Or the other Shape Shifter song, In Colour. Oh, I did feel the mood of the room lift a little bit just then. That song just does something to me. Every time I hear it, I just feel uplifted. As our guest, Lucy, you get to vote first. What is the morale-bo morale boosting song that you think we should play

on ZM in full this afternoon I'm going to go with Dave Dobbin I think Dave Dobbin okay you're going to go

with Dave Dobbin Slice of Heaven Slice of Heaven yeah absolutely Brie what are you going to select I'm going

In Colour Shapeshifter you're going to go Shapeshifter it just does it for me yeah and I've seen them live. Yeah. And it's just like they're incredible.

Because I don't want to be a chameleon, I'm going to chuck a spanner in the works and go with Dane Rumble. Which means by split vote, unless anyone's willing to change their vote, anyone willing to change their vote. Anyone willing to change their vote? No. If you change your thing to the other Dane Rumble song. If I change it to Fast Crew?

Yeah. Then I'll go with you. I could back that actually. Oh, we could all agree if it was Fast Crew instead of Dane Rumble Cruel. Yeah. And that would be

our morale boosting song for the day. Okay, I think we've done this. Well done everybody. We got there. Thank you Lucy. will be our morale boosting song for the day. Okay, I think we've done this. Well done, everybody. We got there. Thank you, Lucy. This is our morale boosting request. Bray and Clint.

Yeah. But my crew can't be like, ooh And I dig everything about you And I've got soul for all my people And I've got new support that don't fold And I rock this until I'm gray and old And I've got you with me, so let's roll up Like a juicy low-pad that's sittin' in my hand Man, it still feels the same, but it ain't do the job They came to take it off, these girls on tank tops Like my man, guarantee, we came to crush rocks

Two hoops with jump shots and groovin' high tops Reworked my tape ops, news or somethin' Not bad, put our foot to the pedal Outro Music old school feel got your ears receiving peeping on your cell phones effects machines and leaving it to me your best be believing throwing these punches get down on stuck season not for one minute did i give a doubt you always holding it down but my crew kept it like and i did everything about you and i've got hope for all my people and i've got true support that don't fall and i rock this till i'm gray and old and i've got you with me so let's go Outro Music Still seeing these sales like Adidid or Regatta And I've got plenty of time but never late I cleverly time every rhyme that I make And never mistake me for a liar or a fake And if you wanna hate, well you pick I.A. Well I'll skip it my way, come now, follow the leaders

The words of my rap book digest the readers So let's bang another rap bonanza, blow it up I just like to take them We be rockin' at the corner store and down to the taxi stand We be rockin' with a crew saying Who could ask for more Cause you know that we do what we can We be rockin' like every day

Yeah, this day's the same Like they do with the holiday in hell We be rockin' till 6 a.m. And that's just when we begin Come on And I've got And I've got And I rock

And I've got Oh, you forgot where the king of the crocs So let's do a wee-ba-bang And I've got... Any ideas and I don't stop. All for the love of hip-hop. It's a fast crew. Coming with the radio. Not girls. Grab a guy. Do your dance. Show me what you got. It's a match made of a Menage a trois. With a fat beater. Dope rhyming.

An acoustic guitar. And I've got more dollars than cents in a thief. I rock so many mics. I got chip front teeth. And I can tell by the gleam in your eye. Why you looking. The year you can smell what the fast crew's cooking. Not the one minute that I give a doubt to.

Always holding it down. But my crew can't be like. And I dig everything about you. And I've got hope for all my people. Outro Music ZM, Brian Clint that is your morale boosting request for the day, second to last one Dane Rumble and Fast Crew, I got taking out Shapeshifter 660. Some really good contenders in there today.

So yeah, thank you for that. Taking out this Shapeshifter song too. I really want to play this song now. Campaign for it tomorrow. Okay. All right. A bit of breaking news. Orlando Bloom has just announced that him and Katy Perry's baby has been born.

Daisy Dove Blue. Cute. Cute. They've put a picture of baby's hand up on his Instagram and then I imagine that's his hand and Katy Perry's hand too. Katy Perry's got a little daisy on her thumbnail. Cute. We are floating with love and wonder from the safe and healthy arrival of our daughter

It's nice Once upon a time There was a girl She was smart Debatable Talented Athletic Not really

Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot That big old movie guessing game, innit? Where you take on Brie to win free mobile fuel If you know more about movies than she does What are you laughing at? Oh, just having a fun time

Nothing specific Okay Don't be suspicious, Okay. Don't be suspicious, okay? Don't be suspicious. There's nothing to be suspicious about. Devin's here to play you for $100 in mobile fuel. Hi, Devin. G'day, Devin. Hey, how yous going?

Good, how are you? Oh, not too bad. Devin, if you can beat Bree, you'll get the $100. The trick is not waiting until I finish the movie plot. It's buzzing in with your name as soon as you think you know what that movie is and having a go, okay?

Sounds great. Let's give it a go. Good luck, everybody. Your buzzers are your names. And today's theme, movies with world famous quotes that have come from them. Okay.

First movie. A strange being is discovered stranded on Earth. Bree. Okay. First movie. A strange being is discovered stranded on Earth. Brie. Brie. E.T. E.T. is correct. Yeah. E.T. phone home.

E.T. home phone. Oh, home phone? Yeah, isn't that weird, eh? Whoa! The quote is actually... Is that the actual quote? E-T-O-M-E. My mind is blown.

It's like in Star Wars, the quote is not, Luke, I am your father. The quote is, no, I am your father. Yeah, it's so weird how it can get changed like that. Okay, Devin, get your head in the game, okay? We need you here. Yeah, I need to bring it back. Okay, movies with famous quotes. A young boy is haunted by a dark secret.

Bree. Bree. The sixth sense. The sixth sense Is correct I see dead people I win I'm too slow Yeah she wins

I win Yeah you win I win Do you want to play the last one for fun? Yeah let's play the last one Alright see if you can get a bonus point here Devin Yeah Okay movie number three

Movies with world famous quotes Our heroes have one thing in common. They are both lazy, unemployed leeches. Bree. Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber is incorrect. Free guess, Devon. Lazy, unemployed leeches.

Nah, keep going. Okay, they are both lazy, unemployed leeches Bree Bill and Ted Bill and Ted is incorrect Free guess, Devon Nah, that was the next thing that came to my head too Okay, cool

From the same wavelength Lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents Bree Stepbrothers Stepbrothers is absolutely correct Yeah Now what is the world famous quote um

there's so many there's one in particular I told you not to put your balls in my drum kit dammit she's got it because I'm going to put my nuts hat on your drum set how did she do that

I've watched these movies too many times it's a great quote it is a great quote. Brian Clint. What is the most successful reality TV dating show of all time? Tequila Tequila Shot at Love. 100% incorrect.

The most successful TV dating show of all time is... The Farmer Wants a Wife. You told me this earlier today and I was quite shocked. The show has produced 99 successful marriages and 225 babies worldwide. In Australia alone, the show has created nine marriages and 20 babies. Pretty good. It's so much more

successful than Married at First Sight. It's not even funny. Because Married at First Sight has what? I think one in each country. Yeah. I think there's one here and one in Australia. Yeah. It's more successful than The Bachelor. Is it? It's more successful than The Bachelorette.

Well, to be honest, it's a bit unfair because there's more opportunities. Don't care. I'm talking about pure strike rate here, okay? The show's coming back. It's about to start on TVNZ2 in a couple of weeks, the Australian version of it. And, I mean, if you watch these shows to actually see people fall in love, then this is a good option.

If you watch the show to see them cheat on each other, then Married at First Sight is the show for you. My mum has been watching this because it's been on in Aussie and she is hawked. Your mum is the perfect candidate for this to watch it because she literally married a farmer. Yep, she did.

She married Big Steve the apple farmer. Big Steve has been a farmer his whole life and she was like, oh, I want a farmer. Does she rate it, being married to a farmer? You'd have to ask her. Would she recommend it? I think there's pros and cons, I think she would say. Can you imagine your dad going on a show like this?

No. Because it's a great concept. It's a great concept. You're talking about, I mean, it's not a very 2020-proof name, The Farmer Wants a Wife. It's a great concept It's a great concept You're talking about I mean it's not a very 2020 proof name The farmer wants a wife It's a little bit Yeah old school Yeah the farmer could be gay

The farmer could also be a woman Yeah what about Yeah So but putting that aside That's so true You're taking Busy working professionals Whose life is their job

And don't They live in remote areas A lot of the time So where are they going to Find a partner Well it's very difficult for them. Obviously, dating apps, you can do that kind of thing. You'd have to have a big radius, though.

You'd have to pay for the tender gold or whatever it is. Otherwise, you'd just be pulling up the farmer on the farm next to yours. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, there's Terry. He's on it. Who else is on it? We've got a question for you this afternoon, and it's a bit of a strange one, but with this show coming back,

and because it is the most successful dating show of all time, 0800DIALSATM, did you marry a farmer? Yeah, the farmers, they're true blue. They're here to commit. Are you a farmer's wife? Are you in a tractor right now? Yeah. And are you a farmer?

Yeah. And are you looking for love? Oh, I like to get some love dates. Oh, okay. We get some dating candidates on here too. Yeah. Why not? We want people who will vouch for marrying farmers.

Go, yeah, it's a great thing to do. They make great husbands. Or we want lonely farmers who want the chance to use ZM as a dating platform. That's right. And we're not discriminating. Does the farmer want a wife or a husband? Yep. Whatever you want.

We won't even discriminate on what you're farming. No. Beef, lamb. Avos. Cotton. An avocado farmer would be snapped up. Yeah, can you imagine? That'd be rich.

Who rich, I tell you? Oh, $800 at M. Are you a farmer looking for love or did you marry a farmer? Brianne Clint. The world's most successful reality TV dating show of all time is The Farmer Wants a Wife, the show where they get women to go and date farmers. Yeah, because, I mean, a lot of farmers live in remote areas.

They can't meet people in the town because they're probably related. Yeah. You know, I mean, I can say that because I grew up in a farming family. I never thought about the fact that your rallies would live close to you. Oh. Yeah. Literally everyone knows everyone in the town. Yeah.

They're somewhat related somehow. Like, you know, you need to get out of your circle a little bit. We've got a couple of questions for you this afternoon. Did you marry a farmer and can you vouch for them? I mean or the other way around is it terrible being married to a farmer? We'll take honesty or are you a

farmer sitting in your track door maybe you've just finished milking for the afternoon. I don't know how farming works Yeah you can tell Maybe you've just finished milking for the afternoon. I don't know how farming works. Yeah, you can tell. Maybe you've just finished the afternoon run and you want a partner. Yeah, you want a partner? We can help you, maybe. We can do radio Tinder for you.

Let's start with Briar. Hi, Briar. Hi. Hi, guys. Are you a farmer or a wife? Both. Both? Both. Both? Both.

Okay. So were you, so wait, Briar, are you a farmer that met another farmer? Yeah, yep. So my husband was a sheep shearer and I literally just started it and I attempted my first competition and I met him at the sheep shearing competition and it started all from there. There you go.

Right. Can I ask, how did you get into it? Were you just like one day, oh, I want to get into sheep farming? No, I'm from a sheep farm, but it didn't cross my mind for years, but it's a really long winded story. So, but yeah, a little bit of that. You're just suddenly like, hey, I want to give this a go. So it was a family business, though?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You picked up the family trade. My dad, I think, is always hoping that I go back to the farm. That you'll pick up the apple trade? Pick up the apple farming business. He's like, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree,

but New Zealand is a hell of a long way from my tree. It's pretty far. It is quite far, yeah. Bri, do you guys have your own farm now? Yeah, we do, actually. We were on a very large farm, but now we're downside. Is it good to be married to a farmer? That's the question we're asking. Oh,

absolutely. They're pretty damn humble. Soul to the earth, right? And they're just like downright good blokes. There there you go and you're never sure on lamb chops either so there's a bonus okay briar would vouch for it let's talk to ellie hi ellie hi ellie hello how are you good are you the farmer or did you meet a farmer i had never been on a farm until i met my boyfriend at the time. Perfect. This is exactly what we're looking for. So wait, where did you grow up?

I was born and bred in Christchurch, so I was very much a city girl. Yep. And until I met my partner at the time, who had come from a farming family, but they weren't farming anymore. Okay. And we'd been dating probably like eight months, and he was like, I'm going to go farming and move down south. And I was like, I'm going to come too. What type? What type of farming? Dairy farming. Okay. Which is quite

intense. So after eight months together, you both packed up and headed down to run a farm. Did you end up, you stayed together and did you guys get married? Yes. So we've been married for four years now. Perfect. So you can tell us, you can tell us honestly, as someone who had never set foot on a farm before, is it good being married to a farmer? Yes. It's amazing. I wouldn't want to go back to living in town. It would be, it's a huge lifestyle change, but. I've done both, so I can definitely vouch for

that. I want to know, Ellie, can you say that after obviously doing both that you like one way lifestyle better? Yes, I can. I grew up living in town and working in an office. So to go from like working in town, working in an office, having it nice and cushy and then going out and running your own business, running all this stuff and like working outside, I've only just gotten from rearing all the calves. See, that's what I was saying before. You have no idea.

You heard what I was saying before. You have no idea what you're talking about. you heard what I was saying and you're like, Clint knows. If you can last running a dairy farm together, then your relationship is strong,

I'm telling you. We'll finish with Jamie. Now, Jamie, are you a farmer or are you a wife or are you looking for a wife?

What's the deal? Yeah, I'm a farmer and, yeah, no, I'm, oh, it's'm a farmer and yeah, no, I'm oh, it's

complicated, but yeah, I met my husband actually through farming. Okay. How did you meet him, Jamie? I was on Country Calendar and he seen me on Country Calendar. No way!

Right. That is awesome! Okay, now we're talking. So Country Calendar, you use Country Calendar, and he seen me on Country Calendar. Right. That is awesome. Okay, now we're talking. So Country Calendar, you use Country Calendar kind of like a rural version of The Bachelorette. Yeah, yeah. It's like Tinder in calendar form. Yeah. No, Brie, it's not a calendar.

Oh. It's a TV show. Oh. She's not like a country calendar model. I actually did know that too because one of my friends works on that show. We were just playing the theme song from it before. Yeah, I did know that. I did know that.

Okay, so Jamie, you are a farmer and you're married to a farmer. Is it good being married to a farmer? Yeah, yeah. Couldn't get a better job to be in and lovely lifestyle. Jamie, what would you say is your favourite thing about being married to a farmer? Oh, you get to live and work together and, yeah, the quality time you get.

There you go. All right, well, there's the perfect advertisement for it. I hope they do a New Zealand season of The Farmer Needs a Wife because it sounds like a hell of a lifestyle. Yeah, I'm glad we didn't call my mum. He's also married to a farmer. Don't do it. She's like, get out while you still can.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Well, we're about to find that out.

And let's kick it off with you, Tony. Hey, Tony. Hey, Bree and Clint. How are you today? Good. How are you, mate? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. Nice sunny day here.

Oh, where? Where is it a nice sunny day? We're in Wellington. Oh, isn't that irony? We've got Wellington weather here. You've got sunny weather. Anyway, there's some punishing weather chat from me. Let's do your birthday banger, Tony.

So my birthday is 18 July. 92. All right, you were 16, Tony, in 2008 on the 18th of July. And on that day, this was number one. It's good, Tony. Do you like it? Yeah, it's not a bad song. I remember it.

It's a bit of an oldie, but I reckon it's a goodie. Good. Massive moment in time, that song, wasn't it? Okay, let's get one on for Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay. Hey, how are you? Good. How are you?

Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Lindsay? It's the 10th of Hi, Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay. Hey, how are you? Good. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Lindsay? It's the 10th of November, 1979. Right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 10th of November. And Lindsay, in the mid-90s on your birthday, this was number one. Oh, yeah. How good, Lindsay. That's a great birthday. Oh, yeah. How good, Lindsay.

That's a great birthday bang. Oh, that's awesome. Gangsta's paradise. Where'd you grow up? What part of New Zealand did you grow up in? Cafferty Coast. Oh, yeah. Spot on.

Great song. Nice. Yeah. Banger. Okay, wait there. Your birthday bang is done. Let's get Marnie on. Hi, Marnie.

Hi, Marnie. Hi, Ash. Hi. How are you going? Pretty good. Pretty good. That's good. What's your's get Marnie on. Hi, Marnie. Hi, Marnie. Hi. How are you going? Pretty good, pretty good. That's good. What's your birthday, Marnie? 17th of January, 1979.

All right. You were 16 in 1995 also. But on the 17th of January, earlier in the year, this was number one. I love this song. Yeah, I love it. Oh, this is one of the first songs I remember hearing on the radio. It's great. Love it.

It is a great song. Zombie the Cranberries. Clint, do you like that one? I love that song. It's a great song. All right. It's clearly between two songs to me. Sorry, Katy Perry.

This is paradise. I know you just had your baby today. By the way, Katy Perry's had her baby with Orlando. Yeah. Daisy. Little baby girl. I'm picking Zombie, The Cranberries. Oh, or was it Gangsta's Paradise for me?

I love that Gangsta's Paradise song. Just something that I do hear on Friday Jams. So that's why I've gone Zombie, which is something you would never hear on ZM. Yeah, that's a good point Yeah, okay, yeah, I agree Let's do it The winner of Birthday Banger today

Is Marnie, congratulations Nice work, mate That's great Turn this up, you're right, you don't hear this very often Ever The winner of Birthday Banger is The Cranberries and Zombie. Brian Clint, to them. Another head hangs lowly Time will slowly take care

End of violence, cause of silence Who are we mistaken? But you see, it's not me It's not my family In your head, in your head They are fighting With their tanks and their bombs And their bombs and their guns

In your head, in your head They are crying In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie What's in your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie Another mother's breaking Heart is taking over When the violence causes silence

We must be moved again It's the same old deed since 1916 In your head, in your head, they're still fighting With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns In your head, in your head They are dying In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie

What's in your head? In your head Tell me, tell me, tell me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, yeah, yeah Coming straight out of Limerick in Ireland, that's the Cranberries winning birthday banger today with Zombie from, what did you say, 1995? Yeah, the mid-90s. Huge.

That was a massive song. The 90s was so good. Bree and Clint. So Bree's on the hunt to find a long-lost friend really, isn't it? We talked about this yesterday. It's been about eight years or so, I figured out, eight or nine years. And I really want to get in touch with her again because we were such good friends for such a long time. But she's never had social media.

I can't seem to track any of her family down. And I've asked a few of our friends now if they have a number for her or something. But so far, nothing. We got a text in when we talked about this yesterday from someone who said, get the bro David Lomas on. He finds everyone. Yeah. So please, we're very pleased to welcome to the show today from Lost and Found and David Lomas Investigates,

it's David Lomas. Woo! Oh, good day. This is so exciting. Can I just say, big fan of both the shows. Well, you've gone straight to the top with you, so thank you for your time. Oh, thank you, yes. Bria's a friend who she's the shows. Well, you've gone straight to the top with you, so thank you for your time. Oh, thank you, yes.

Brie has a friend who she's trying to track down and we kind of want some advice on where to begin when you're looking for someone who you can't find on social media. Well, what we normally do is, firstly, we do a very basic thing which is a Google search, which is not necessarily social media

but it just brings up anything which they might have done. One of the first things you need to do if you're going to do a Google search is to make sure media, but it just brings up anything which they might have done. One of the first things you need to do if you're going to do a Google search is to make sure you've got it on Google New Zealand or if Bree was looking in Australia, Google Australia. Oh, that's interesting, yeah. That sort of filters results a lot more. Like, for instance, we were looking last year for a chap in Australia who was meant to be a police informer.

We didn't quite expect for him to turn up. But we put Google Australia and then we got one result, which was in a tiny small town called Cooktown, way up in northern Queensland. It was in a local newsletter. And that's why, you know, if you go to the... You sometimes pick up the amazing little things on there. That's incredible. Because what we're finding in looking for Bree's friend, Sasha, is that it seems like she has absolutely no social media,

from what we can tell. How common is it for someone our age, so we're talking someone who's about 30, to not have social media in 2020? Well, it's getting more common because, you know, people are going away from things like Facebook and Twitter. One of the things we're finding

is that a lot of people now are closing down who their friends are on those social media. So you might look up and we might see Bree's Facebook page, but she'll have no friends,

which might be the case. All right, David. I'm not sure. Chill out, Dave. I've got friends, all right. She just can't find them. That's the problem. Sasha's real, I swear.

Yeah, this is true. You could be leading us on a wild goose chase trying to make us believe that you had friends at school. David, I've got one last question for you. I found an old phone from probably like eight years ago, and I booted it up last night, and I have an old number saved in my phone of hers. Yes.

Do you, is there anything you can do with that? Or it might be her current number. I don't know because we haven't tried to contact it yet. Well, what you can do too on that is go to the Aussie Google site, for instance, and shove that in and it might link to her. I mean, people often advertise things. Like on Catfish. Like if she's got it registered on something.

Yeah. Oh, because if she's a real estate agent, it might have her. It'd come up. Also, David, and this might seem like a crazy idea, and I haven't suggested this to Bree yet, what if she just rang the number? Whoa, that's a bit far, I think. It's quite advanced, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, we'll talk to David Lomas first before we just try ringing the number. I just wanted to talk to David. That's the only reason I did this, to be honest. Finally, David, if Bree has no luck, how much do you cost? How much would it cost to get you to find Sasha for us? Very, very expensive. That sounds like someone who doesn't want to do it.

Mates rates? I can do a deal with Brie. Next time she comes in the office to do a voiceover, she just turns down the volume a little bit. Right, okay. Look, he loved that one. David Lomas investigates the man who's found more people than anybody else. That's David Lomas.

Thank you very much. Thanks so much, David. I was distracted and in traffic. I've got news of a very, very cool auction that's going down. Sotheby's, which is the famous auction house, is doing their first ever

hip-hop auction. And amongst it, you can buy some notorious B.I.G. merch. Like what? And some.G. merch. Like what? And some Tupac merch. So not their actual clothes, but some merch. No, no, no, stuff that belonged to them. Stuff that belonged, right.

So in the auction is a crown that Notorious B.I.G. wore in a photo shoot. That's iconic. Three days before he was shot. Wow. And he's autographed the inside of the crown as well. That's cool. You may have seen a shot. It was done by a famous photographer.

I think the crown is slightly tilted off to the side. Anyway, he's written a message inside it. And it's one of the last things that they got that was associated with him because, yeah, three days later he was shot dead. There's a big mural of that crown and him in Brooklyn. Yes. Yeah. One of the walls in Brooklyn.

And then Tupac in the auction, there is a whole lot of love letters that he wrote to his high school girlfriend. That's cool. From the age of 15 to 17, letters that he wrote to her. He signed them all and it's the person who received the letters who's selling them. Isn't that interesting? Really? How much would you pay?

Or how much do you think people would pay? First of all, start with the letters. How much do people pay for the letters? 20K? They are expecting between $90,000 and $120,000 for the Tupac letters. It's a lot. The crown, the B.I.G. crown is more. It's expected to sell for between $300,000 and half a million dollars.

Yeah, that's an iconic piece of memorabilia. Cool, eh? Like, I've always wanted to own something like this, like some kind of iconic memorabilia and use it, you know? Like go to a party, wear the crown. Like Michael Jordan's first ever Air Jordans and wear them out. Yeah, and then ball out hard of them. I've got a friend who just got given a Mike Tyson boxing glove for his birthday.

Oh yeah? And it's signed by Mike Tyson. How much is that worth? Don't know, it was a birthday present from his wife. Okay. So he doesn't know how much it was, but the most gangster thing to do with that would be to, I don't know. Enjoy it. Yeah, hit the bag a couple of times.

I mean it would severely depreciate the value of the gloves. Yeah, I mean. But that's all part of the fun, right? Yeah, that's the reason why you buy those things. Anyway, if that sounds like a bit of you and you've got a costume party coming up and you want to go as notorious B.I.G. and you want to be as authentic as possible, half a mil.

It's all little costs. Yeah, you're on. It's pretty cheap. Easy as that. Maybe put some hairspray over the autograph, though, so your sweat doesn't rub it off. Yeah, good idea. Bree and Clint. This time last night, I bought you the story of the house that came with the jail cell

underneath. Well, it was actually nine jail cells. A two-bitty with nine jail cells. Yeah, I mean, what a deal, $350,000. That's all it'll cost you. Especially if you've got nine criminals you want to flat with. Yeah, great. It's perfect.

I've got some more house news for you this evening. And this is from the UK. And it's about a woman who had purchased a house. They'd lived there for a little while, her and her husband, and she decided that she was going to get some CCTV cameras. CCTV cameras. CCTV cameras installed in her house. Anyway, so when the tradie came over, he goes,

okay, well, I need to get up into your attic, up into the roof cavity because I need to install some sockets and some stuff up there. Anyway, she said to him, yeah, that's all good. I'll go get you a ladder. Just so you know, I've never been up there, so I don't really know what you're going to find or if it's going to be messy or whatever. If someone said that to me, I would think they've definitely been up there. And they've forgotten something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, oh, I would think they've definitely been up there. And they've forgotten something up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they're like, oh, God. Yeah, cool. Okay. No, I think she just meant, I don't know if you're going to be able to put the sockets up there because I've never been up into the roof. Sure. Okay. Anyway, the tradie went up into the roof and he said to her, I think your last tenants

or the people who used to live here have left you a present up here. Dead body. Dead body? Not a dead body. Oh, thank God. What was it? Not a dead body.

You could say a body part. Oh, what was it? Not real human body part, but it is a body part. Oh, okay. It was a, how do we, I know what it is. How do we say it? It was a toy of the male anatomy variety. Not for kids.

Not a kid's toy. Not a kid's toy. Anyway, it was a toy. You know that singer on the Eminem song? Dido. Dido. Dido, the flag song. Yeah, that, but with the.

With a lunar plate in the middle. Yeah. So apparently it had gone prehistoric. Oh, my God, there's an ancient wanger in the roof. It'd been up there for so long. Yeah, right. Well, I think it's actually still latex, so it's not that ancient, but it just copped some dust and debris.

Yeah, yeah. So apparently the woman who owns the house now was like, leave it up there. I want the next person. Yeah. The next person who buys the house will think that it was yours, though. So as long as she's okay with that. I say bring it down and get it on Antiques Roadshow.

Do you think it would be an antique? Like, I wonder. Oh, there's a question. Hold on. I'm going to Google it right now. Are there antique ones? When was the first one ever created? Insterdam there's a music there's a um there's an adult toy museum and there's they've got how old ancient like wooden ones and wooden yeah polished wooden yeah

i don't care if it's polished you know what you get from glass they were glass glass ones as well. Glass just as bad. Big woody. Yeah. You get splinters. Give the number. And let me know what words you typed into Google. I've done it on the work internet as well. It says here trace back to around the first ones. The first ever male appendage toy was found.

Made. 1850. Oh, that's not that long ago. 1850. Well, what were they doing in the medieval times for fun? I'm sure they had plenty of things. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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