ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 28th 2019

Episode Date: August 28, 2019

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Hey guys, Producer Ben here. This podcast intro from Bree and Clint is a little bit not safe for work, just so you know. Proceed with caution, please. I'm just filling time until Bree gets here for the podcast intro. She's grappling with her shoes. Are you wearing socks? You got socks in there? Socket. I'm a socket guy too. How much do you hate it when people are like, oh, you're not wearing socks? I'm wearing a socket. It's a socket.

You dickhead. Grow up. It's 2019. I love the podcast intro when we get to swear. Oh, yeah, we do. Ballsack. I love my mum who doesn't swear and the different words she switches out for swear words.

Does she say sugar? No, she doesn't say sugar. Oh, sugar! Instead of dickhead, she goes with the classic, oh, yeah, dipstick. Dipstick's a good one, yeah. Because dipstick essentially is just a euphemism for dick. Yeah. Isn't it?

Yeah, the old dipstick. Is that what it is? I thought it was. I think it is. Is it? I don't know. Yeah, no, it probably is. Well, if you think about it, literally.

What's your favorite swear word to call someone that you've heard recently? Like something creative. Producers, have you heard any good ones? I didn't mind Clint's. I was going to say this one too. Yeah, me too. I hadn't heard this for a long time. A while ago, we called Ross Bostis to have a swear fest at him

because there was that study that said he was. Can you beep this, by the way? If you want me to, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But say it, say it. Oh, yeah, okay. And Clint poured out the word c*** sucker. It was the way you delivered it.

Yeah, but that's a classic. I'm talking like a B-1. I know, I know, but it's from the arc. It is, yeah. Like, it's not one that you're busting out very often. Yeah, I hadn't heard it in a long time. Neither. Is it homophobic?

No. Probably. Probably at its core, but it's not the way I intended it. I always loved the twist on cocksucker. You'll be more of these, by the way. Your cock knuckle. Have you ever heard that? No.

I used to use that all the time. What's a cock knuckle? Where's the knuckle? I don't know. There's not even any joints in it. It's just one long sausage Yeah It's a real weird body part

When you think about it It is yeah You know what else is weird? Have you ever sucked on someone's tongue? Oh my god I'm so glad you said tongue Oh god What did you think I was going to say?

Tongue? I don't know I was like she's off the hook Have you ever like just had a tongue And just like kind of like felt it with your lips? It's very strange yeah probably it's a very strange body it's a very intimate thing to do yeah like how muscly is your tongue is it the strongest muscle in the human body no it's your legs no i don't think it's your tongue

oh well depending on how much work you're doing you know you can get weights for your um downstairs't No you can't Kegels You get Yeah kegels Women's ones You can also get a weight On a String That hangs And then you put the

You put the ball in Your thingy No it's good It's good for ladies Because it strengthens the pelvic floor Yeah And you can do You can actually do weight lifting

My kegel came out on the bus one time Have you got one? Are you serious? Not anymore It's still on the bus is time. Have you got one? Are you serious? Not anymore. It's still on the bus, is it? I had to get it because of my back injury. Are you serious? Are you actually?

Did you have a jade egg? It's not sexual. It's not sexual. No, but that's interesting. Gwyneth Paltrow sells them on her Goop website. That's for strengthening your downstairs. I had to get it because I had to strengthen my lower muscles because of my back injury.

Oh, my God, you're serious. You're actually serious. And it came out on the bus. Did it? Yeah. Skirt or pants? Pants. Did it roll down the leg?

And then it was like Jeffers at the movies. It just heads down the aisle. It didn't really roll per se. Ah, my pokey ball. Later, Nick. Because't really roll per se. Ah, my pokey ball. Laid an egg. Because they're fairly weighty, aren't they? They're quite weighty. It's like a stone.

It would be like you laid an egg. It's literally like you laid an egg. Hey, better than something coming out your nose. Better than something going in your anus Yeah, but I mean Screw having to keep something up there Yeah I feel bad for cocaine smugglers I do

I feel bad for them Like imagine being handed a packaging I'm going to put this up your anus And that was your job you get home to your wife and she's like how was work and you're like

oh real pain in the ass literally on your resume you write down putting things up my anus I tell you what this job is really

getting up my jexy bit of an ass kisser I'm good at my job though I'm real anal I'm a bit of an arse kisser I'm good at my job though I'm real anal I'm a bit of a brown noser though I'm trying to fast track my career I'm wondering if there's a backdoor to success I'm trying to have a big blowout this weekend

I've had a long week at work What's this happen? I had a bad day at work today babe I really shit the bed You gotta beep all these by the way No I do not Shit my No you gotta beep Ready

Let's try and swear As many swear words as we can So Ben can have to beep it Yeah Shit balls titty You're meant to join in You're meant to join in You're meant to join in I got him

Screw you all Here's the podcast Bye ZM Let's go Now let me see you dance ZM's Brie

And Clint Kiona everybody And welcome to the show Brie and Clint Oh hooray What? Oh hooray Am I working with Clifford the big red dog today? Do you want to hear my Scooby Doo? Bree and Clint. Oh, hooray. What? Oh, hooray.

Am I working with Clifford the Big Red Dog today? Do you want to hear my Scooby-Doo? More than you know. Okay. Yeah. Scooby. What are you? Scooby.

Scooby-Doo. Why is he saying his own name? Because he always says his own name. Oh, okay. He's a dumb dog. I thought you said Scooby, how are you? Shouldn't he be saying Shaggy? Scooby. What are you? Or maybe he be saying, Shaggy? Scooby, how are you? Or maybe he says, Shaggy.

Shaggy. Shaggy. Scooby, how are you? It's good. It's nice. I like it. Today on the show, we're calling another winner with a $2,000 prize towards their own tropical holiday, just like Celebrity Treasure Island.

If you've been watching and texting the keywords from TVNZ to Celebrity Treasure Island, keep your phone on at 5 o'clock because we could be calling you. Such a simple way to pick up 2K. Also, first, we're going to kick off the show. I mean, bit of a dark topic, but good to get the education out there so it doesn't happen to other people. I want people to call through right now on 0800DIALZM if you've ever been involved or know someone that has fallen for an online love scam. Online love scam? That's where, you know,

you might be talking to Deirdre on the other side of the world, but it's actually Graham and he's cheating you out of a lot of money. Oh, right. I see. Okay, sure. You want people to call if they've got a personal story about that? Yes. Do you know someone? Have you been involved where someone has scammed you out of some money on an online love scam? Did they trick you?

Shaggy? Is this you? Are you taking my money, Shaggy? Or you can text us on 9696. He's Sam Smith. Sit him. I don't want to be alone. Brie and Clint.

The podcast. Sit him. Sam Smith, ZM. I don't want to be alone. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Something that unfortunately is all a bit too common in today's day and age is online love scams. Yeah. It's a big thing. Yeah. People get lonely.

They think they meet someone online in a chat room and the next minute they're sending them their life savings. What kind of sad, lonely individual is picking on people who are just looking for love on the internet? Is the internet not safe these days? It is the lowlifes that are scamming these people, the absolute scum of the earth. And it's happened to, there's one story that's floating around

at the moment. It's a local story. A BNZ customer apparently has refused to admit that he is in an online relationship with a convicted scammer. So apparently he met this woman online, doesn't live in New Zealand, lives overseas, and he pretty much ended up sending her $60,000. You want it to be real? I think they twist you so,000. You want it to be real.

I think they twist you so bad. You just want it to be real so bad. And you'd feel like an idiot. You'd feel like a class A fool if it came out that you'd sent it to some scam artist in Nigeria. Yeah, and it's come out that she's done it to other people. And so now it's like a bit of a grey area where it's like... Do they know if it's actually a woman? Like, is it a real woman that he's been talking to?

I do think it is a woman. They have said that it's a woman, but it doesn't make a difference really. Women are doing crime now as well. What's the world come to? Oh, no, we've been doing crime for a while. Have you? Yep. Bonnie and Clyde, one of those people was a woman.

Yeah, that's right. You want to know, have you fallen for this, yeah? Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde. One of those people was a woman. Yeah, that's right. You want to know, have you fallen for this? Yeah. Yeah, I want to know. Has someone fallen for these online love scams? Hey, Brandon. Hello.

Brandon, have you fallen into this trap? It wasn't me. It was actually a friend of mine was engaged with this chick from America and needed money to get her parents and her family over for it. So all the wedding costs and flight costs and

meals and everything that go with it. In the end he got scammed out of about $80,000. Oh, $80,000. Oh, $80,000. That's a good wedding, though. That's your life savings. Kylie's here.

Hey, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi. Has this happened to you? Please tell me it hasn't. No, not me, but it's happened to my father several times. Oh, no. What's he doing?

So he's meeting a woman online, and he's actually sending them money, sending them gifts and then he's actually booking flights to go overseas to meet them. Okay. Whereabouts? Is it the same place overseas every time or is it different places? Different places. So he's been to South Africa. He's been to the Philippines. He's been to China. I'm not too sure. How many women is he dating? And still no real love, yeah? No actual results? Well, he's actually just brought one back from the Philippines

and she is younger than myself. Okay. But she's real? She's real. Okay. And she's come back to New Zealand? Kylie, listen to me. Go around to Dad's place tonight. Change the Wi-Fi password, okay? Uh-huh.

No more internet for Dad. Yeah, don't get scammed out of that, Kylie. I thought you meant don't let her use the internet. Now that's a scam. No, get Dad off the internet. He's found a good one. Let's stick with her. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

Told you there's a new online store coming to New Zealand that we don't currently have exciting I know you're going to be excited about this I love to online shop

it's the future baby that's where it's all at I'm obsessed of course there's themarket.com that's just launched in New Zealand as well we're getting it all

we're getting all the flash stuff and coming in 2020 Brie the shop that I know you'll be most excited for here in New Zealand you'll be able to shop at Bunnings Warehouse. Lowest prices are just the beginning. That's our policy.

I do love Bunnings. I'm obsessed mainly with the sausages. Would you online shop? Ooh. Did you see that Bunnings have just done a big deal with Dyson? No. Apparently, they've just done a big deal with Dyson. Oh, that's exciting.

Yeah. Because lowest prices are just the beginning. They are. Here's the issue. I feel sorry in this situation for the courier drivers, the people who ultimately have to deliver your online shopping. Because as soon as Bunnings enters the market, you go on there, bing, click, click, click, click.

I've just ordered myself a ride-on lawnmower. Perfect. Poor courier driver is going to have to show up to your front door carrying a ride-on lawnmower in two hands. At least they've got a van. How are you meant to get that home, actually, now that I think about it? I guess you could ride it. I guess you could always ride it.

Or what if you go on the Bunnings online shop and you order yourself 47 lengths of decking timber? I mean, convenient, very don't want to carry that. Very convenient. But again, courier driver, he's going to have to get a roof rack. It actually makes more sense when you think about it. To get that stuff delivered to your house. I can carry clothes home from the store.

Not that hard to go to a clothing store and carry home my own dress. Not those big items, right? But not the big bush that I want to put in my front yard. Yeah, what if you want to get some yuckers? Yep. You want to online shop Bunnings, get yourself some yuckers. Poor courier driver's going to get stabbed

every time he brings a yucker out of the van. I'll tell you where this website's going to be genius though, when they launch. If you can order Bunnings Warehouse sausage sizzles on there and get them delivered to your house. Because that's like Uber Eats, right? You can get $2 snags delivered to your house. No one else is doing that.

Here's a secret. You can buy your own sausages. You get out of town. Cancel the website. Lowest prices are just the beginning. That's our policy. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He's got all the big deets and the goss from the VMAs yesterday. Dean McCarthy, hello. Hi, guys. Oh, my goodness. Talk about a fabulous award show. Did you guys watch it? Did you see the excitement of your VMAs?

We've seen quite a lot of the performances. Yeah, I saw the giant inflatable Lizzo butt that was on stage. She's awesome, Lizzo. I love her. Oh, I love her. Look, it all Lizzo butt that was on stage. She's awesome, Lizzo. I love her. Oh, I love her. Look, it all went down, obviously, on stage, but then it all went down off stage and backstage. It was like star-studded there last night. Taylor Swift obviously taking out the major award for best music video.

And, of course, Lil Nas X. I never can say his name right. It makes me feel like I'm 45 years old. He literally, he won best song, makes me feel 80. He won best song of the night. Our friend Todrick gave the speech of the night. I thought that his speech was absolutely breathtaking. And then everyone went back to Missy Elliott's after party

because why not? She rocked it. She had the after party. Everyone was there. Even Janet Jackson stopped by. No one knows. Whoa. Did she?

It was fabulous. That's so cool. Did you go, Dean? Were you at Missy Elliott's after party? No, this is all in New York. I'm in LA. So I was here for the America's Got Talent and It premiere. So that all happened on the other side of the country.

So I missed out. But that's okay. Who were the other big people at the after party? Do you know, Dean? Yeah, Queen Latifah was there, Lizzo, our girl Lizzo was there, Cardi B.

She rocked up. She was there. You know it's a good party when Cardi B rocks up. That's when you know. Missy Elliott won the Michael Jackson

Video Vanguard Award at the VMAs which is like life achievement for music videos for the VMAs, Video Music Awards. Obviously, the Americans still pretty chill with the whole Michael Jackson thing. They're not trying to pull that from... Still naming awards after, right? Bit of a different attitude over there, is it?

Yeah, mate, you're so funny. You should bring that up because I was only talking about that today to a friend of mine. Yeah, it's kind of business as usual. In fact, there's a new Michael Jackson Foundation charity that has just launched. Yeah, so you would think that perhaps they might rename it

after the controversy and of course that very, very terrifying, you know, documentary series, but no, business as usual. Yeah, because as an artist, can you go, I don't know if I want to accept the Michael Jackson award. And that is the best way to deal with everything. Yeah, just pretend it doesn't happen. Sweep it under the carpet.

You know what, though? Yeah. Missy Elliott is actually very, very, very close friends with Janet Jackson. So maybe they gave it to her strategically because, you know, Missy, who's best friends with Janet Jackson, isn't going to have anything to say about the fact that it's the Michael Jackson Vanguard.

You know, maybe she was just... I don't know, maybe. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, all right, there's Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles with the latest on the VMAs. Go and watch the Lezzo performance online if you get a chance. Yeah, it's awesome, and the Normani one. So good.

Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Spree and I actually come into you live from the ZM bathrooms where we're going to hop in the shower. So... I'm already in there. Well, the water's not running yet. Do you want me to turn it on? Can you turn it on?

I'll turn it on. I'm going to drop my towel too. Okay. Just so you're ready. I don't want to drop it without you being ready. Okay, ready? I'm ready. Let's get in.

All right. Oh, it's cold. It'll warm up. It'll warm up. I was saying, for you. Oh, I'm actually quite It'll warm up. It'll warm up. I was saying, for you. Oh, I'm actually quite warm at the moment. Oh. That's awkward then.

I'm a grower, not a shower. We're talking about hair, right? We're talking about our hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The reason we're coming to you live from the shower is... Can you pass me the soap, quickly? Yep, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, yeah, that's good. Don't drop that. We're here to talk about shower beers. I love a shower beer. Massive advocate for the shower beer. Me too. And what is it that's so good about a shower beer?

Actually, do you want one? I'd love a shower beer. Have you got one? Thank you. That's for you. Oh, Heineken. Yes, nice, eh? I'm going to have one too.

Yeah, what is so good about a shower beer? Oh, it's fogging up in here. I'll turn the fan on. Okay, can you turn the fan on? The reason we're talking about shower beers is... Because they're awesome? No, someone's making one. Someone's making a specific... Oh, sorry. My bad. Out of one. Someone's making a specific... Oops, sorry.

My bad. Out of water. I'll get it. All right. Did you knock that off with your bum? Yeah, I think I'm just... I'm up against the taps here. My bad.

I'll give you some room. Yeah. Someone is launching a specific beer made for the shower. It's a Swedish brewery called Pang Pang. And their beer that they're releasing is made to be drunk in the shower. It's a Swedish brewery called Pang Pang, and their beer that they're releasing is made to be drunk in the shower. Because most people do it as a pre-game thing before they go out,

they've doubled the strength of the beer to 10%. And they've also reduced the size because they've said that people often find the beer too long to consume in one shower. So the beer's made to be downed in three sips, the shower beer. Oh, that's, I mean, stingy but also smart. Interestingly, the beer doubles as not just a beer to be had in the shower. You can use it as a conditioner as well.

Can you? Yeah. You put the beer through your hair. So it's, I mean, it's... It's like on the, yeah, but beer's used for a lot of things. You know when you throw it on the barbie. Clean the barbie. Clean the barbie.

Season the steak. Yeah. Yeah. You can bathe in it. Can you stop using the sink out there? I got it, don't worry. How's your beer going? Yeah, good.

I think I had a bit too much liquid. There it is. Sorry. No, you're dehydrated. your beer going? Yeah, good. I think I had a bit too much liquid. Is that what that is? Sorry. No, you're dehydrated. Anyway, if that's a bit of you, shower beer, baby. Sorry, I got a text in the shower just then.

It's a real thing and it's on the way. Alright, we're going to towel off and head back to the studio. See you soon. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to talk about this story that happened over in Missouri to a woman who's narrowly escaped serious injury

after doctors pulled a venomous spider out of her ear. This is terrifying. This is a lot of people's worst nightmare. Yeah. So they think when she was asleep, because obviously you'd notice that if you're awake, I think. You'd hope so. When she was asleep, the spider crawled into her ear and burrowed all the way in.

She then felt some discomfort the next day in her ear. As you would. She went to the doctor where the doctors worked their magic and removed what is known as a brown recluse spider. How do you pull the spider out without it biting you? Because if I was a spider and some freaky-ass doctor had some tweezers trying to pull me out butt first, I'd just start stinging.

Yeah, well, true. But, yeah, apparently it did not bite her. And yeah, she narrowly escaped injury. We had this urban legend going around. I wonder if it was in Australia when you were a kid too, about a lady who was sleeping in the outback and a tarantula came and laid eggs inside her face. And then the eggs hatched inside her face and tarantula babies came out of her face skin. It was a similar story but it was about a girl. Isn't this weird, these stories that go around as a kid?

It was about this girl who had this weird thing on her face and it was kind of like a big pimple thing and she was playing with it and then one day it popped and all these baby spiders came out. Yes. Any truth to it? I don't think so. Right. A spider took a poo on my face once.

Right. I told you that story, eh? No. I was asleep at night in bed and I was laying face up and then I felt like it was like a drip. Oh, a drip from the ceiling. Felt like it was a drop of water. So I was like, oh, the ceiling's leaking, so I've turned the light on. Nothing

to be seen except for one lone spider. It's good luck if a bird does it. Is it good luck to get pooed on by an arachnid? No, I don't think so. Well, were you lucky? Did you have any good luck come your way? Can't say. Does spider poo smell? No, it was quite a

loose consistency, though, I'd expect so. I don't think it came out like little pellets. Was it sticky? No. Yeah. No, you go. We've got an interesting question for you this afternoon. Pretty simple. What did you have in you?

She had a spider inside her ear. What did you have inside you? Did you have a snake in your mouth? You know what else it could be? My dad had a splinter that was so bad, stuck under his hand for two years. Two years? Yep, and they couldn't get it out. And it was fine?

He didn't get a horrific infection? No, eventually his body rejected it and it came out. Came out by itself. Yeah. He birthed it. I had a friend who had, you know those old school fences with the big metal spikes on them? She had one of those inside her leg.

She jumped off a concrete wall she was sitting on and she didn't know there was a fence below it and she got impaled by a fence post. It went inside her leg. So she's had a fence in her. It's not the best way to phrase it. No, it's not the best way to phrase it,

but that's the question we're asking. On 0800 dial ZM. Exactly. Or on 9696 if you want to text us. What did you have in you? Could it be an insect? Could be anything. See what we get.

ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. What did you have in you? What did you have in you? What did you have in you? Off the back of this story, a Missouri woman narrowly escaped serious injury after a venomous spider was pulled out of her ear. It's not dirty, by the way. It is not a dirty topic.

Let me read you this text message and see if you can handle it. This is the quality of stuff we're getting. I sat on a steak knife when I was younger. It was in the basket of the dishwasher drawer that was pulled out and I was walking backwards in the kitchen. I hit the back of my ankles and sat straight on it. Did you, a little bit

off topic, but did you ever sit in the bath and did you ever accidentally as a kid sit up and hit the tap? Yes. Oh, that would hurt! Yeah, that didn't go in you, did it? No. The tap didn't go in you. Narrowly missed, though.

If it had to, would you prefer the hot tap or the cold tap? Probably cold. Cold was, oh, that was a bolt of lightning. We told the urban legend before about how everyone got the story about the spider that laid eggs in your face. Danielle is here with a story very similar about your auntie. So, Danielle, what did your auntie have in her? So, she was on holiday in Thailand and a little bit of a lump came up in her breast

and naturally, you know, being a woman, we should check these things. So, she went to the doctor because it was quite a big lump, a hard lump and quite uncomfortable and it was actually a spider had laid its offspring into her breast. And she had an operation to have them removed. Is she okay? She's fine. It was quite a wee while ago now, but it's still gross to think that they were inside her. Danielle, imagine though, like going to the doctor and obviously a breast on a,

you know, a lump on a woman's breast is terrifying, but being relieved when you find out it's just spider bones. I know. Yeah, it's a spider boobs. I know. I know. Yeah, it's a bit gross. Do you call this spider tits? I will from now on. Spider boobs. Spider boobs.

Do whatever spider boobs do. Can they fly through the air? Yes, they can. Spider boobs. John's here. Hi, John. Yep. John, you've got a story about your uncle.

What did you have in him? Well, he had a little bit of shark tooth stuck in him for 30 or 40 years. 30 or 40 years? How did that come about? Well, he grew up in Fiji and went scuba diving and tussled with a hammerhead, which had a good guy at his hand. I love how casual you are about this, John. Well, I grew up with his hand looking, you know, sort of looking quite right.

I grew up with his hand. That hand raised me. I can so relate because I grew up with my uncle that lost half of his big toe. I grew up with that big toe. Well, technically you grew up without it. Yeah, I had to deal with that. So 30 or 40 years, did they get the shark's tooth out? Yeah, well, so eventually, like a few years back,

he sort of noticed this lump and it was just appearing out of nowhere. And he went to the doctor and they pulled out a bit of tooth that had been missed from the original surgery. Does he wear it around his neck? I was just about to say, please tell me he turned it into a nice bit of jewellery. No, it was only a tiny little bit, but it was definitely shark's tooth, yeah. This topic is bonkers. Crazy, eh?

We probably only have time for one more. Do you want to hear about a needle or an earwig? Needle. Needle? Okay. Zoe. Hey, how are you? What did you have in you, Zoe? So I was running around the house and I was a wee one and stood on a needle. So hard it went up in my foot and broke in half. About a centimetre

of it stayed up in my foot and broken half about a centimeter of it stayed up in my foot so uh had that stuck in there for two days because my mother refused to take me to the doctors yeah it's good parenting yeah yeah great parenting had an x-ray and it showed uh so it's actually the blunt end of the needle that went up first oh yeah yeah so um they tried to get it out while I was awake, but compared it to finding a needle in a haystack. They had to put me under in the end and cut it open. Like a root around in your foot. I love that gag.

Can you imagine the doctors? They'd be talking to Zoe and they'd go, well, we've tried to locate the needle, but it's like trying to find a needle in a hose. And then I said to her. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. So big news out of Australia today. This is exciting for one particular person in Sydney

because they picked up $92 million in the lotto. Too much money. Is that the biggest? That might be the biggest lotto win ever in Australia. It's definitely the biggest than we've had in New Zealand. Well, yeah. Oh, no, no. I think last week Trevor won $400 and a Ford Ranger.

Okay. Well, that's pretty good. It's pretty good. But 92 mil someone won on the lotto. Like I've said before, too much money. That'll ruin your life. Yeah, maybe, potentially. But do you remember the last time someone won,

I think it was $40 million in the lotto in Queensland, and I called my mum and I tricked her into thinking that it was one of my childhood friends, Katie Drage. Katie Drage! No! She's won! Oh, I'm so rat. Oh, yep.

I've got it here. This is a prank. Oh, you freaking. Good. Oh, you pig, Brianna. You pig. From your own mother. I had to break it to her that it was a joke.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking round two. Call the old bird. Who's won it this time? Katie Drage. Oh, Katie Drage again? Yeah, Katie Drage has won again. God, she's so lucky.

I know. She just... She's got the winning edge. She's just got the winning edge, you know. Hello? Mum, you would not believe it. What? Did you hear the $96 million?

I think it was $92 actually, $92 million someone won in the lotto? Yes, Brianna. And it was Katie Drage, Mum. We've been through this before, Brianna. Jesus. No, for real this time. For real.

She's won 92 mil. No, I don't believe you, Brianna. You've done it. Jesus, Brianna. You've done it. Yeah, no. I don't think you've sucked in quite. Yeah, no, you're right.

No, she didn't win anything. Oh. You've done it. Finally, your own mother doesn't trust you. You're in trouble too, Clint. Finally. Why am I in trouble too, Clint. Finally. Why am I in trouble? It was his idea.

No. He said to me, he's like, oh, I love when you prank your mum. We should prank her again today. He loves it. Yeah, I'm sure of that. But guess what, Clint? Clint, mum, this is actually for real though. Clint won the lotto.

No, sorry. Yep, he won $26. Woohoo. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. If you're looking for a new sport that would be right up your alley, you know, something you can get competitive and fit in, professional newsreader Mark Richardson might have the answer for you. right up your alley. You know, something you can get competitive and fit in. Professional newsreader Mark Richardson might have the answer for you.

A big crowd turned out to watch the World Gravy Wrestling Championships as competitors get down and dirty in a massive puddle of gravy. 20,000 gallons of Lancashire gravy, the best gravy they say, made from a mixture of meat juices, chopped up vegetables and corn flour.

Joel Hicks wrestled in the Merc for two minutes to retain his crown. Gravy wrestling, baby. It's a real thing. I do love gravy. When it's cold, though, it's not going to stay warm. Nothing worse than cold gravy. I watched it. It's in like a

bouncy castle style arena. So it's like an inflatable pool. So if you go over, it doesn't matter. And you're going to go over. Gravy's a very slippery substance. It's very slippery. What would you rather? Would you rather gravy or would you rather mud?

Well, this is what I've got for you. Because you can go gravy wrestling at your own house because it's a household item. Everybody has access to gravy. Gravox. But is that the best item to wrestle in? Like if you were to do some wrestling

at your own house this summer, you know, fill up the inflatable pool, hit the backyard for some wrestling with a friend. I've got five items that you can find at home that you can wrestle with. I want to know which one you think would be best. Okay.

So we've got gravy. Yep, it's good. We've got jelly. Classic wrestling item. We've got shaving cream. No, not so much. We've got blood. No.

And we've got ice cream. What about lube? Lube. Yeah, you could. It's slippery. You're just going to. It is very slippery. You're just going to let me get away with blood as a wrestling item.

You're not going to question that at all. I just slip blood into the conversation as a wrestling item and you're just going to. Yeah, well, it's you we're talking about. You're just going to go, yep, that's fine. No, I didn't. I said, probably not. Right, okay. Just checking that you saw... Sorry, my mind's still on the loop. You saw that I put

blood in there as a... Yeah, where are you getting all the blood? Well, that was going to be the question, but I guess not. Custard. Yeah, there's a good option. Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. not. Custard. Yeah, that's a good option. Brie and Clint. ZM. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Welcome back.

You're Nina or Pop Diva. It's Britney, bitch. Katy Perry. God, God. Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Brie and Clint. You're Nina or Pop Diva.

Pop Diva. You're. A pop diva. Pop diva. Yanina. A pop diva. We thought it was dead. Yeah, the big wigs at the New Zealand Radio Council, they told us, game over, folks. You've run out of songs. And we said, no, there is still hope.

And hope we got when Yanina, the YouTuber that we use, posted a new video online. Thank you, Janina. So here to take on the game this week is Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. You'll be taking on Natalie. Kia ora, Natalie. Hi, Nat. Hi. Now, do you guys

know how to play? Yep. Yep. Cool. I'll explain the rules just in case. So we're going to play you a clip of either Yanina, who's a popular YouTuber who does good impressions of pop divas, or it will be the real pop diva. You just need to pick which one it is. You both get three goes, and whoever comes out on top takes the fuel.

Hayley, you're up first. Here's your first one. Since I come home, well, my body's been a mess And I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress Hayley, is that your Nina, YouTuber, or the original pop diva Amy Winehouse? I'm going to have to go with pop diva Amy Winehouse. Locking it in.

That is correct. All right, Natalie, you're up to have to go with pop diva Amy Winehouse. Locking it in. That is correct. All right, Natalie, you're up. Here you go. I get a feeling that I've never, never, never, never had before. No, no. Oh, is that Yanina or pop diva Christina Aguilera? I think it's Yanina. All right, locking in Yanina or pop diva Christina Aguilera? I think it's Yanina. All right, locking in Yanina.

Absolutely correct. One apiece. One was complicated. It's Yanina doing Christina doing Avicii. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little bit involved. All right, here comes yourina or is that pop diva Ariana Grande?

I'm going to have to go with pop diva again. Ariana Grande, she's locking it in. You're good, Hayley. Is this getting too easy, this game? Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Natalie, she's locking it in. You're good, Hayley. Is this getting too easy, this game? Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Natalie, here's yours. Whoa.

That's so hard. Is that Janina or pop diva Ellie Goulding? Pop diva. Pop diva Ellie Goulding? Pop Diva. Pop Diva Ellie Goulding locking it in. That is Janina. That is Janina. That is Janina. Which means, Hayley, if you get this one, you take it out this afternoon.

Here it comes. Yeah, I wanted everything I never had. Like the love that comes with life Oh, is that Janina or is it Pop Davis, Sia? My God, I'll have to go with Janina this one. Locking it in, Janina for the win. She's got it. Well done.

Hayley, congrats, You win our mobile fuel. Oh, thank you. You're too good. She got all of them. Yeah, she got 100%. God damn it. We're just going to cross live to Yanina or Pop Diva producer Ben McDowell. Does the game have another week in it or are we out of songs now?

It's definitely got another week in it. Yay! They said it couldn't be done. We'll be back next week. They said it couldn't be done, but she's back next week. They said it couldn't be done but she's back. Janina's stoked. It wouldn't help if she released

one more video though. I mean, she doesn't know about the game but she would be stoked. Yeah, if you know her, could you, one, ask her to release another video but also don't tell her

the game exists because we don't want to pay any royalties. Exactly. We don't want to be sued. ZM's Brie and Clint. The podcast. Brie and I recently

got invited to a wedding So exciting I remember when I got this email And I said to you I was like, did you see that email? That we got We got invited to someone's wedding Yeah, a couple of people who listen to the show

We've never met them We haven't met them But they listen to the show quite a lot, obviously And I think it was the bride, she emailed me and she said, oh, you know, we'd love to have you and Clint emcee the wedding. Oh, I didn't know we were going to emcee. Yeah, well. You didn't tell me that,

but I thought we were just going to drink the free booze and eat the food. Both. Right. Well, it's okay because I didn't know that, but I probably wouldn't have been. You didn't know that. No, I don't want to emcee a stranger's okay because I didn't know that. You didn't know that? No, I don't want to emcee a stranger's wedding because I'd be like, remember that time when Dave did that thing?

You don't know what you're talking about. Mate, we do that every day on the radio. That's a good point. It's okay because, well, unfortunately, we're not going anymore because we got an email the other day to say the wedding's not happening. Yeah.

Just like out of the blue. Just an email that says, thank you for RSVPing to such and such wedding. We're not going to name them. Unfortunately, the wedding is no longer going ahead. This website will be taken down tomorrow. Thanks, bye. Real dark and grim.

Well, it seems like it. Without any explanation, you kind of go, what happened? I mean, I'd never met them, but I'd spoke over email a few times and I actually ended up emailing her. You didn't? I did.

Why are you prying? You don't even know them. I wasn't prying. I emailed and I said, hey, got the email about the wedding. Yeah. Just wanted to make sure you're okay. And did she reply? Yeah.

She said, thank you so much for emailing. Yeah. Just one of those things. What do you mean just one of those things? You've called off the wedding. Yeah, I know, but I'm not going to pry into it further. What's the thing? What happened?

Why did they call off the wedding? Someone cheated, maybe? That's... Could be. Because it's big. And the wedding is... It needs to be something that big. We're about three months out from it.

So all the deposits will be paid. The dress will be bought. The groomsmen will have been identified, the stag do will have been planned. And then, I mean, definitely if there's a problem, call it off before you go through with it. You're going to save money in the long run. Maybe after the hen's night and the stag do. Maybe.

Just because they're the fun bits. I wonder if we could – oh, you mean go through with those bits? And then you call it off. Sometimes that's the reason to call it off. True. Because of something that happens on those things. It's where you have an awakening. I wonder if we could take some calls on this afternoon.

Why'd you call off the wedding? Yeah, what happened? Because maybe we just need to hear a few things to maybe get our heads around why they would have called it off. How close did you get to the wedding date? Did you call off the wedding the day of the wedding? Was it on the wedding day?

Imagine that. Everyone's on the buses. Everyone's? Was it on the wedding day? Imagine that. Everyone's on the buses. Everyone's booked the accommodation. The booze would be purchased. You'd have to get together and have a party. You'd have to at least drink the booze, right,

and go through with that. What if it was an overseas wedding and everyone had flown to Thailand and they were all there and they were like, nah. And you have a tizzy and the whole thing's called off. Would you just get the person

who's marrying you to pretend and then not really sign anything? Not sign the document. Yeah. And then kind of slink off afterwards. And then never talk to your friends ever again. Like, I wonder what happened to David and Sarah. Lovely wedding.

Never saw them again. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. We want to know this afternoon, why'd you call off the wedding? Maybe it was you. Maybe it was someone you know. Brie and I have been invited to a wedding. No, we were invited to a wedding past tense because that wedding has been cancelled.

Someone who listens to the show invited us to their wedding. The bride has contacted the show and she is going to tell us why the wedding was called off. We're going to get to that very soon. You and I still don't know. Still don't know why the wedding was called off, but we're going to find out. First of all, though, let's go to Susanna. Hi, Susanna.

Hi. Hey, guys. How are you doing? Good. Why was the wedding called off, Susanna? So my cousin and his fiance were engaged for years and then some personal things happened and they had already paid for their entire wedding in Thailand and they all still had to go.

What? But did they get married? No. Okay, you glossed over the main detail. We've asked why did they call off the wedding? You said some personal things happened. What were they? It wasn't really anything major. You've asked why did they call off the wedding. You said some personal things happened. What were they? What were the personal things? It wasn't really anything major.

They had a disagreement about some renovation on their house and they just cancelled the wedding. That's wild because we literally talked about the other day, Susanna, that that's the main reason that couples are breaking up, are renovations. Renovations. Yeah, I heard that on the radio. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was pretty full on, eh? Yeah. Oh, well, at least you got a trip to Thailand, I guess. So they broke up overovations. Yeah, I heard that on the radio. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was pretty for long, eh?

Yeah. Oh, well, at least you got a trip to Thailand, I guess. So they broke up over a toilet. Yeah. I want this toilet. No, I want this toilet. Well, I want a divorce. Hi, Kelly.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Why did you call off the wedding? I didn't. I think my fiancé did three months before the wedding. Kelly, what happened? I don't know. Basically, he just told me he didn't. My fiance did three months before the wedding. Kelly, what happened? I don't know. Basically just told me he didn't love me anymore.

My honeymoon was booked, had the dress, had the rings. You still don't know? No, I pretty much dropped him off the next day and haven't spoken to him since. How long ago? Three and a half years now. What? He never gave you a reason? Not really, which is kind of a good thing.

I mean, over it now with a nice man, but it's just kind of funny when you think about it. You dodged a bullet, Kelly. Uh, 120%.

At least, are you thankful that it was before you guys got married that this happened? Yeah, thank God. Definitely.

Like, three months out, you know, if it was three months after and it had already been done. Do you think he was cheating? Do you think he was cheating? I don't think so.

I think he's just lazy, really. Okay. Fair enough. Did you go on the honeymoon by yourself? I actually paid for my best friend to come with me. Amazing. Good for you. Okay, she's here.

And we're going to keep her anonymous. Anonymous, you are the person who invited Bree and I to your wedding Just after Christmas, right? Yes, that's correct Anonymous, what has happened? Basically, he cheated on me Through the whole relationship I knew it!

That's horrible! Now, that's an issue. What's his number? I'm going to give him a call. No, what's his number? No. Give it out on the radio. Don't read it.

No, don't read it. Give it out on the radio. 021. No, give Bree his number off air and she will put in an angry phone call. Just a couple of details. Is he out of your life? Like it's done and dusted?

You guys are not trying to work through it? We were, but we're not anymore. I currently still have to pick up some stuff, but you know. You run anonymous. Wow. How much money has it cost you? I lost $450 just myself. We hadn't paid for anything yet, so you know.

That's not too bad. $450 to get someone out of your life is cheap Yeah just a little bit Yeah that's cheap dickhead removal isn't it Yeah you pay more than that to exterminate a rat problem sometimes Okay well thank you for sharing with us Anonymous I feel I'm so sorry to hear that Anonymous Honestly though send me his number

Because sometimes when I've been on the lemonades I can be very stern Do you want Bree to take you out for a hens party? Oh, let's do it. Yes. Let's do it. Wait there, we'll get some details. Bree and Clint.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. That's right, we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Let's go and talk to Alicia first. Hi, Alicia.

Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Alicia? Well, I might lose half your listeners here. It's the 8th of May, 1974. Oh, we love it. These are our favourites. You were 16 in 1990 on the 8th of May.

And back in the 90s, this topped the charts. Back when she was cool, Madonna and Vogue. Not bad. Not bad, girl. Pretty good. Good vintage. 1990, good vintage. I was a bit worried, but that's actually not bad. Mate, you've come through, Alicia.

I like it. Let's see what else is in there. Hey, Graham. Hi, Graham. How's it going, guys? come through, Alicia. I like it. Let's see what else is in there. Hey, Graham. Hi, Graham. How's it going, guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? 17th of the 3rd, 89th.

Okay, you were 16 in 2005 on the 17th of March. And back on that day, this was number one. I let you live the lollipop. Go ahead, girl, don't you stop. Keep going till you hit the spot. What a tune. A song purely about confectionery. That's 50 Cent's Candy Shop. What do you think, Graham?

Yes, Friday Jam. Friday Jam's live. It is Friday Jam. He's one of the headliners too. He has to be doing that live. I like your chances today, Graham. Yeah, I like that song. That's a good one.

And Lisa's here. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. I like your chances today, Graham. Yeah, I like that song. That's a good one. And Lisa's here. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 22nd of the 7th, 82. Okay, you were 16 in 1998 on the 22nd of July.

And this is your birthday banger. Come on. When everybody's come for fighting. Come on. Ha! Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. The 1998 remake of Kung Fu Fighting. What a choice! By a group, I think they're called Bus Stop. And they've sampled the hook.

That's my vote! That's your vote? Yes! That is my vote! Let's do it! I thought we just had a conversation, we weren't sure whether it's racist or not. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

I'm not saying that it is. It's not racist. It's talking about Kung Fu Fighting. Lisa, what do you think? It's not too bad, but I think I'd probably choose the other two. We can't play both of those. Screw it. Let's just see what happens, shall we?

Are you going with me in this? Yeah, let's just. Ross is definitely going to be angry. This is coming off my personal Spotify account. Yeah. So let's see how we go. Birthday banners, let's go. Yeah.

Now here it is. Want to make you move. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, pound for pound. Cause I'm the only man who'll please ya. I got a little something that'll tease ya. So throw those hands up high. Shake your body, move from side to side. Cause we've just begun. Party people in the place, yeah we're having fun. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a big star. I'm gonna lay it on and go woo-ha! Cause when the mood gets exciting. When everybody's kung fu fighting.

Come on! Woo-ha! So let's go fastest like me. Ha! Woo-cha! Everybody's Kung Fu Fighter, let me take you higher. I got the moves, baby. Sing Kung Fu Fighter, take you higher. Best white lights are in no cold flow. So bright. A Kung Fu fighter in a disco.

He's out to take his chance. He knows the honey's in the house, only cold for romance. He's on the floor. He's got a white suit on. Five past one and the night has just begun Cause when he lays it on with style A lady's man with a nice smile And right before his eyes

Sees a pretty old thing looking real fly He wants to make the score So he takes a hand and leads her to the dance floor He's given her line after line She tells him that he looks real fine Cause he's the man perfect timing just like when he's kung fu fighting come on

sing it girl It's my timing. Ha! Sing it, girl. Sexy Kung Fu Fighter. Let me take you higher. Kung Fu fighters everywhere. Throw those hands in the air. The time has come to turn it out. Everybody, let me hear you shout. One, two, do the Kung Fu.

One, two, do the Kung Fu. Say three, four on the dance floor Say three, four on the dance floor Three, four on the dance floor Come on, one, two, do the kung fu One, two, do the kung fu Say three, four on the dance floor Three, four on the dance floor One more time

Roundhouse kick, karate chop, two I'm gonna teach you all the kung fu It's an eastern thing, that's what I'm saying. While the retro disco track's playing. Gonna make you shout, make you beg for more. To get your body on the dance floor. So boys and girls, you know what to do. Throw those hands up and do the kung fu.

Kung fu fighting. Come on. The world's fastest lightning. It was a little bit frightening. Ha! Hoo-hoo! But it was expert timing. Ha!

Everybody was kung fu fighting. Come on! Woo-ha! The fastest lightning. Ha! Gotta say it's a good choice. It was a little banger. That is a good birthday banger.

From Bus Stop featuring Carl Douglas, that is Kung Fu Fighting. I loved it. No regrets. The winner of birthday banger. I can just picture my uncle getting naked at a wedding to that. Doing awkward karate moves. Yeah, just doing weird karate. Today beating out 50 Cent and Madonna.

I don't think it was the right call. In hindsight, it was the right call. It was good. I enjoyed it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Scary news that I read this morning, and I get sucked into these articles where they talk about the end of the world.

Mm-hmm. And this is a, it sounds like the plot of a movie, and they're talking about a giant monster asteroid. Oh, right. That they discovered back in 2017. And they're saying it's the height of the Empire State Building. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. No, sorry. Twice the height. It's nearly the same size as the tallest building on earth that's in Dubai. The Burj Khalifa. Yes. So it's nearly as tall as that. It's travelling at 23,000 kilometres per hour

and will have a very close shave with Earth. When you say close shave, how close are we talking? Yeah, look, not that close. Because in space terms, close shave can mean a couple of million kilometres away. Yeah,

I think it is a couple of million. All right. But still, they're saying this is going to happen, they reckon, in like 2029. It'll be a hell of a light show. Yeah. You see that thing cruising past, right? So that's not that far away. I mean, it's 10 years.

Yeah. Anyway, they're talking about the asteroid saying it's not big enough to obliterate Earth. Yeah. But it will cause some serious damage at a local level. You'll definitely have to break your no claims bonus on your insurance if it lands in your backyard. Like if it lands on your car, it's probably going to write it off. Or at least take it out of commission for a week or so.

Yeah. So what I've done, I've put together an end of the world playlist. Oh, great. That'll cheer everybody up. Just to pump everyone up an end of the world playlist. Oh, great. That'll cheer everybody up. Just to pump everyone up. Get everybody in the mood. Get everyone excited. Yeah, cool.

So first on the end of the world playlist, I've gone with R.E.M. It's the end of the world as they know it. It's the end of the world. I like it because it literally says what's happening. It's perfect. It's perfect. You know what's going on. You know exactly where you are with this.

It's a great song. And it's a great song. Next on the End of the World playlist, I've gone with The Final Countdown. It's The Final Countdown. What a tune. Right? You want to go out on this.

It's The Final Countdown. What a tune. Right? You want to go out on this. If I'm going to get hit by an asteroid to any 80s rock song, I want it to be this. Yeah. Yeah. Third on the End of the World playlist, got to go with Adele's Skyfall. Because you've got to get a bit sombre.

I mean, the world's ending. It's James Bond one, eh? It is. And it says, skyfall. The sky is falling. Again, literally what's happening. It's good so far. I'm ready to die.

Last and not all but least on the end of the world playlist, I've gone with this. The seven things I hate about you. The seven things I hate about you. The seven things I hate about you. Oh, yeah. Why? Oh, just because it's a great tune. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I wanted to bring you this afternoon a story of Kiwi women out of control,

like the horny meter is off the rectum. Okay. No, no, no. I'm not wrong with this because women, you need to get yourself under control. Oh, like you can talk. Ah, excuse me. Let's not talk about what we just talked about in the break.

I showed you my favourite Instagram bikini model. That's not rude. This is such and such and this is the other girl and they're both real hot. I follow them both on Instagram, but she's the hottest because she's got big cans. I like her for her fashion. She barely wears anything.

Bikini fashion. This story is a real story about an Auckland builder who put an ad up on Facebook, and he's had to take his own ad down because the number of Kiwi women who have been skeezing on him in the comments got out of control. And for journalistic purposes, what was his name?

Now, this is the thing. I've just hit the link because I saved the story to read out to you later. I think it's gone so viral they've had to take the news story down as well because the story's been pulled. How hot is this guy? So I think this is where he went wrong. He's a builder and he's looking for work and he put an ad up on Facebook and it said his name. And then I have to do this all from memory

because the story's gone. Then he put 117 kilos, six foot four, great with my hands. Oh, baby. See what I'm talking about? Looking for work, very handy around the house. I can take care of whatever jobs you have. Yeah, you can. These Kiwi women came through with comments like,

you can take care of everything in my house. I've got some plumbing I'd like to show you. Come on over. I've got more than a few jobs that could use your attention. He has responded to them. I've got a sink you can fix. Exactly, exactly what I'm talking about. I've got a sink you can fix Exactly what I'm talking about I've got a dusty

Come round when my husband's not home He's shit, I need you I've got a dusty attic He's had to take the ad listing down And now he's had this news website Take it down, this Auckland builder Because he's got a wife He's got a what? You can't google it

You can't find it It's not going to come You can't Google it. You can't find it. Hot Auckland builder. No, it's not going to come up. It's not going to come up. They've taken it down. I'm still going to try. Don't make me douse you with cold water. Don't make me.

Don't make me. Oh. Calm down. Sorry, I'm back. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. When I read this title of this story, I couldn't go past it because it's ridiculous.

Donald Trump has reportedly suggested on more than one occasion that the US military should bomb hurricanes in order to disrupt them. I want to act surprised, but I'm not anymore. I'm not surprised by almost anything that happens. Apparently, he actually, this is all allegedly, he's denying it. So he's come out and said that there's no way that that happens. I definitely didn't say those things. Yeah, but I heard that it's in official records from private meetings.

And it's on multiple occasions. When you say bomb, what do you mean? Nuke it. Nuke the weather? You know what we can do if there's a hurricane? We can just nuke it. What does he think a hurricane is? I don't know.

Does he think it's a tornado? Does he think it's like a solid object and you can like shoot it down? Because you know there's those people in the States who sit on their porch and when there's a storm come, they literally shoot their rifle at it. They like shoot at the tornado that's coming towards them. Well, now that I think about it, my dad is an apple farmer and they actually do something like this. What do you mean?

So when there's a big storm coming, they actually shoot a thing called a hail cannon. Yeah. Which, I mean, is a little bit different, but they shoot a thing called a hail cannon into the air, which in hope to break up some of the different, I guess, clouds. Yeah. And it sounds like an explosion.

It sounds like a cannon. It's a hail cannon. So your dad over in Australia is shooting bombs at the weather as well. I never thought about it, but now... Are you coming out and saying that you support Donald Trump's controversial policy to nuke the weather? No, I'm saying I don't support my dad. Look, we're all doomed The Amazon's on fire

There's too much plastic And everything's going to hell in a handbasket So look Rack up your credit card bill And just go crazy Who really cares anymore I got it Let's nuke him

Let's definitely nuke him. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app

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