ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 28th 2020

Episode Date: August 28, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hello everybody i'm about to say new zealand but i forgot this is global in particular this bit is global isn't it damn we got a global audience baby yeah global um uh let's do international birthday banger it's my birthday it's my birthday three and close birthday bang all right podcast sorry every goddamn time i'm used to it being Every time Not being there Right Sorry podcasters My bad This is where
Starting point is 00:00:29 If you want to do Your birthday banger You can submit it To our Facebook page Our private Facebook group The Bree and Clint Podcast family And then we select them
Starting point is 00:00:38 Are we doing that Guy last week Who said it was his birthday And he wanted us to do it Are we doing his one No I forgot Oh I got other stuff to do He got was his birthday and he wanted us to do it? Are we doing his one? Nah, I forgot. I got other stuff to do. He got what he wanted. He just wanted us to tell him to piss off.
Starting point is 00:00:50 He did get a shout out. Okay, then we'll start with Andrea Sharippa. Sharippa, that's a cool last name. Andrea Sharippa from Bunbury. Sharippa of Bunbury over in WA. Hello everyone in WA. She was born on the 21st of January
Starting point is 00:01:04 1998, which means she was 16 in 2014. Over in WA Hello everyone in WA She was born on the 21st of January 1998 Which means she was 16 in 2014 And Andrea this is your birthday banger Oh this song Makes my skin crawl I mean good for you, if you like it. It's just one of those songs when you work in radio, gets ruined for you.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Okay, let's do Ariel. Ariel. Ariel Eklund from Tassie. Oh, all the way in Tassie. Hello, Ariel. That's Tasmania in Australia for people who don't know what Tassie is. Tasmania, a beautiful place in Australia. That's not what you were saying off air.
Starting point is 00:01:48 What? You were saying you were being disparaging about Tasmania. God, you're full of shit. You started a rumour that I'm homophobic, okay? Yeah, so stop trying to make stuff up about me. It's catching on. At least my rumour about you was partly true. It is not. I've got Ellen here for safety today because I knew you were going to bring stuff up about me. It's catching on. At least my rumour about you was partly true. It is not. I've got Ellen here for safety
Starting point is 00:02:08 today because I knew you were going to bring that up. Ellen, come over here. Out of 1 to 10, how homophobic is Clint? Like a 1 because he's the biggest fag hag I know. There you go. Loves the gays. I love them. Okay, so stick that up your bum, Brie. How much did he pay you?
Starting point is 00:02:25 Oh, that was a homophobic slur. Let's move on. What a no. Yeah, how much did he pay you? Pants off. Oh, my God. No. Why would you ask?
Starting point is 00:02:35 You know he's drinking wine. Why would you ask Big Gay Al? Ariel Ackland from Tasmania, where nobody said anything about Tasmania whatsoever. I love Tasmania. Good seafood. You were born on the 12th of October 1993, which means you were 16 in 2009, and this is your birthday banger. Love it.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Iconic. TikTok. Do you think Cash is gutted about the app? Do you reckon? Has anyone done about the app? Do you reckon? Has anyone done a dance to this on TikTok yet? A TikTok dance. Surely. Surely.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Yeah, that's been done. And everyone was like, that's a bit obvious, don't you think? Yeah, duh. Okay, one more for Chris Gilbert from Virginia in the States. Chris, you were born on the 5th of the 15th, apparently. American, that's American stylings. Wait, so the 5th of the 15th, apparently. That's American stylings. Wait, so the 15th of the 5th. But in the States, he would say the 5th, 1586.
Starting point is 00:03:32 So he was born, well, we're in New Zealand. You were born on the 15th of May, 1986. So you were 16 in 2006. And in 2006, this had number one hit. I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel one Was that in 2006? Yeah And then she performed The Super Bowl just last year
Starting point is 00:03:52 She looked amazing Yeah Okay Pharrell Happy Kesha TikTok Shakira Hips Don't Lie What's the winner? TikTok Kesha for me
Starting point is 00:04:02 TikTok alright let's do it I love it Because I like brushing my teeth With a bottle of Jack Ever tried it? We should We should I mean we've probably missed the trend
Starting point is 00:04:11 Yeah Are we too late? If we were in radio In what year was it? 2009 Which we were We'd be so onto it We should have done this
Starting point is 00:04:19 Yeah Oh my god It's got a long intro It's instrumental Alright this is radio You've got to Damn it I'm feeling like I'm out the door Oh my God, it's just instrumental. All right, this is radio. You've got to... Damn it!
Starting point is 00:04:26 Whatever, girl. Let's go. We have to talk over a bit of it so we don't get stung for copyright. Right. But don't ruin the chorus, okay? How much money do you reckon this song made? No idea, but we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:11 What's the result? I've just tried to Google it. Yeah. I can't find it, but I did find some of the most Googled things, and one of the top ones is did Kesha invent TikTok? Oh, that's good. All right, here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy.
Starting point is 00:05:27 See you next week. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Good, everybody. Three o'clock on a Friday, that's about enough, right? We're good to knock off? I reckon people have already knocked off. Good. Especially if you're at home. Knock off time. 12 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Good. Knock off time, 12 o'clock in the home office. Yeah. Well, how will your boss know? Definitely knock the top off a bottle of wine by 12 o'clock at the home office. When I used to work in an office on a Friday or days where I'd want to leave early, I'd always, I'd stand up and I'd go, oh, I'm just going to go down to my car. I think I left something in my car that I need.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Make up something like a chapstick or something. And then I'd just leave. And then just never come back. Yeah. Wouldn't it be more subtle if you just didn't announce that you were going to the car? No, because in the office that I was in, I had to walk through everyone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:33 So I'd be like, hey, does anyone, or I'd go, hey, does anyone want a coffee? I'm going down to the cafe, and I'd just never come back. Yeah, right. Harder to get away with in this current job. Yeah. People will notice, maybe. Yeah. Oh, we could get that Brie soundboard
Starting point is 00:06:51 that we made up that time rocking. Hey, that worked perfectly. Yeah, right. Hey, today on the show, the 50K Fact of the Day is back. We're going to ask another question of the Fact of the Day just before four o'clock. Here's an insider tip for you today.
Starting point is 00:07:05 If you missed the Fact of the day at 8.25 this morning, it's actually currently up on the ZM Online Instagram story. Well, that's where you can go see it. So you can go and listen to the fact on the ZM Online Instagram story and then you will probably know the answer to the question that's getting asked at 4 o'clock and then you too could win the $500. And if you don't know the answer, just Google it.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah, there you go. You'll find it. It's on the internet somewhere. So many hacks for you guys today. Of course, we're doing Friday Okie this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:07:32 We're singing Oasis Wonderwall. Oh, how good's that going to be? And we're playing Friday Jams all the way up until Friday Okie. So let's keep going. This is Flo Rida and David Guetta. Club Can't Handle Me.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Special edition of The Age game up next too. Actually, we'll get one player on to play with us. Yeah, 0800 dial ZM if you want to play. Macaulay Culkin. You know Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone. Macaulay Culkin. It's Home Come on! Macaulay Culkin. It's Home Alone. He's Kevin.
Starting point is 00:08:07 You know it. You did this. Love Macaulay Culkin. It's your version. I watched Richie Rich the other day. Richie, oh yeah, Richie Rich. Remember that film? Yeah, good.
Starting point is 00:08:17 He did it after Home Alone. And he had a McDonald's in his house. You've got your own McDonald's. Macaulay Culkin won the internet yesterday with one tweet. He said, hey guys, want to feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome. Yep, I feel old.
Starting point is 00:08:32 It's had three million likes and half a million retweets and it blows my mind that Macaulay Culkin, the kid from Home Alone, is 40 years old. I can't believe that. Right? But then again, he should be. That's about right. When you think about it.
Starting point is 00:08:46 He was friends with Michael Jackson. So, like, it was a long time ago. Yeah. Sorry to bring up the Michael Jackson thing. I just made it awkward. Anyway, I thought to celebrate Macaulay Culkin being 40 and be like, oh, my God, I can't believe he's 40. Why don't we have a quick round of The Age Game?
Starting point is 00:09:03 Childhood Stars Edition. Childhood Stars Edition. Childhood Stars Edition. It'll be you versus me versus Henry. Hi, Henry. G'day, Henners. How you going? You alright? Good, thanks. How's your knowledge of Childhood Stars? Oh, we'll see. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
Starting point is 00:09:19 See how you do. Brie and myself don't know any of the people in this game either, so we're all in the same boat. And Producer Ben, let's put the list together. G'day, guys. Closest to the age takes the point. Ben, who's our first childhood star? The rule is, too, if you shout out the age first, you get that.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Yeah. Age. Yeah, that's the age you get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like if someone else wanted it, if you yell it out first. Whoever gets it out first. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Okay, your first person is Daniel Radcliffe. Oh. 34. 31. I'm going to say he's 33. Daniel Radcliffe is 31. Yes. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Who got that? You did. Yes. Okay. Your second person. One point to me. Is actually two people, and it's the Olsen twins. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Which one, though? Okay, man. Oh, my me. There's actually two people, and it's the Olsen twins. Oh. Which one, though? Both. Okay, man. Oh, my gosh. 33. I'm going to say 37. Yeah. 28.
Starting point is 00:10:14 28? 28. 28? That's young. The Olsen twins are 34. Who gets that? Me. Who went first?
Starting point is 00:10:20 I went 33. Oh, that's you. Good game. Who's next? Okay went 33. Oh, that's you. Good game. Who's next? Okay. The next person is... I know how old they are because they're a similar age to me, and I was like, well, I can marry them one day.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Okay. That's what I always thought. This one is the guy... I don't know if you know his name, but it's the man who played Stuart Little, Jonathan Litnicky. Yes, I remember him. The voice of Stuart Little.
Starting point is 00:10:44 No, the kid. Oh, the kid with the glasses. Really cute. I thought Stuart Little was the mouse. Noicky. Oh, yes. Yes, I remember him. The voice of Stuart Little. No, the kid. Oh, the kid with the glasses. Really cute. I thought Stuart Little was the mouse. No, I don't know. Yeah, he was. Or the kid in the movie. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:10:52 He was also in Jerry Maguire. He was the kid in Jerry Maguire. I'm going to say he's like 30. I'm going to say he's 30. I'm going to say he's 32. Henry's bang on with 29. Oh, nice work, Henry. I had no to say he's 30. I'm going to say he's 32. Henry's bang on with 29. Oh, nice work, Henry. I had no faith in Henry there. I was like, good one,
Starting point is 00:11:10 Henry. That's way too low. Yeah, you were like, oh, it's too low. Okay, two points to me, one point to Henry. We'll do some more twins. We'll do the Sprouse twins. Oh. Zach and Cody. 26. 27. Well, 25.
Starting point is 00:11:27 The Sprouse twins are 28. Clint? I got that. Nice. Do you want one more? Yeah, we want one more. Brady needs to get on the board. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's Freddie Highmore. He played Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The original. The original. The original, right. I looked him up the other day. 62.
Starting point is 00:11:52 I reckon he's 70. 73. Well, I've got here Freddie Heimel is 28. He's quite young. You ain't quite high. Are you talking about the original Charlie and the Toxic Factory or are you talking about the Johnny Depp quite high Are you talking about The original Charlie and the Toxic Factory
Starting point is 00:12:07 Or are you talking about The Johnny Depp one Are you talking about The original No I'm talking about The 1971 one Producer Anastasia
Starting point is 00:12:13 Is furiously doing the Her face is bright red What's wrong Producer Anastasia She can't use her mic At the moment To be fair She gave me that one
Starting point is 00:12:23 Alright we'll wrap the game up What has she done? No, I want to know now. What have you done? Is this working? Yeah. Yeah, there you go. No, I said it was from the non-original one.
Starting point is 00:12:34 It's from the 2000s. Oh, well, no one's watched that movie. I watched that one. That one's the worst movie. It was really good. He was in heaps of other stuff too. All right, well, that's the end of the age game, everybody. Thanks a lot. Hey, thanks, Henry. That was fun,aps of other stuff too. Alright, well that's the end of the age game everybody. Thanks a lot.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Hey, thanks Henry. That was fun, man. That's alright. See you, Henry. Come back on if you want some more awkward fun. He was in a movie in the 70s and he's 23. Brie and Clint. Has it ever been a dream of yours, Brie, to own a supercar? Yeah, I love
Starting point is 00:13:04 cars. Like a McLaren or like a Ferrari. No, not McLaren. It'd be a Ferrari. Or a Lambo. Would you like to own a Lambo? I do love a Lambo, yeah. Okay, well I've got a cheap Lambo that you can buy. Okay. The guy down the road from us had a really old school Lambo, so we always
Starting point is 00:13:20 were like obsessed with him. And we were like, that guy's hot. No, he was like one of our friend's dads. Oh, all right, okay. I'm just curious as to whether it made him more attractive. The Lambo that I'm offering you doesn't sound like that. Okay. It's a Lamborghini go-kart.
Starting point is 00:13:36 But it's a real Lamborghini go-kart, okay? They're making go-karts. Okay. The go-kart, I'll give you some details on it first, and then we'll deal with price, okay? I have always wanted to own a go-kart. And a Lambo, it seems. The front tyres on it are normal go-kart tyres,
Starting point is 00:13:51 and then the rear tyres have been replaced with... 22s? No, drifting tyres. Oh. 22s would be pretty good. Spinners? It's battery-powered, the go-kart. That's good.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Sustainable. Yeah, it's good for 25k per charge. 25k, okay. Or 62 laps. That's good. Sustainable. Yeah, it's good for 25 k's per charge. 25 k. Okay. Or 62 laps around a 400 metre track. Okay. Which is pretty good. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:14:11 The Lamborghini Aventador, which you just heard there. I do love that one. Top speed of 350 k's an hour. Right. What's this top speed? Lamborghini go-kart, top speed 40 k's. So, but you're in a go-kart. Your butt is literally two centimetres off the ground.
Starting point is 00:14:27 How fast do you want to go? Yeah, but if I'm heading into town to do the groceries, it's going to take a long time to get there. Probably take the Aventador in that case, which also is not a hugely appropriate grocery shopping cart. Probably better than the go-kart. Can you imagine trying to get the groceries out of the Aventador? It's so low.
Starting point is 00:14:44 It'd be a nightmare. Especially if you've got a passenger. It's me or the milk. The Lamborghini Aventador, we're down to price now because this is the deciding factor. Lamborghini Aventador, if you wanted to buy one of those, $595,000. Is that how much they are?
Starting point is 00:15:00 In New Zealand. If you wanted to head down to Lamborghini's R Us, over half a million dollars. Basically 600k. For the Lamborghini go-kart, which I'm offering you, much cheaper. $2,100. Still pretty pricey. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:20 I thought it was pretty good. I mean, it is a Lamborghini. I actually thought I was going to sell you one of those. Can we buy them here? I was like, she's done with money. She'll buy one of these. And then I would get to use it. Right, so now we see your plan.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Yeah, right. All right, I'll watch out for one on Trade Me Instead. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, power couple J-Lo and A-Rod are buying something pretty big. What is it? Oh, they sure are. They're trying to.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Anyway, they're this close to buying the New York Mets. Now, here's the deal, right? They're going to be getting, I know, this is wild. This is obviously the huge baseball team in New York, in the Bronx, the Bronx actually. Now, the price, it's not just them. They've got some of their rich friends chipping in. The price that they've bid, $2.6 billion.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Whoa. That's what I mean. It's not just them. I know, I know. This is completely wild. In fact, she will be the only first female ever to be that level director of a sports team in America. That's cool. So, you know, she's really good.
Starting point is 00:16:24 That is cool. That's very cool. So, you know, she's really excited. That's cool. That's very cool. So they've been against this other family the same amount of money, but the people that own it now are like, well, you'd rather sell it to J-Lo and A-Rod, wouldn't you? Like if you're going to have the dinner party handover, you'd want J-Lo there.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Also, it's a bit of a story if it's owned by J-Lo rather than it be owned by some mining magnate that no one cares about. And also A-Rod who used to play in the league. And also A-Rod, who used to play in the league. And also A-Rod, yeah. I was going to say, yeah, don't forget A-Rod. And I'll bounce my baseball knowledge off you, Bree. Yeah. A-Rod, once upon a time, was the highest paid baseball player in the world. He's been, yeah, pretty much one of the highest paid ever.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Does he still play? I don't know. Do you know, Dean? How's your baseball knowledge? Let's talk A-Rod. I've got the real A-Rod story. A-Rod used to date Madonna. Yes. He dated Heidi Klum. Yes. He dated Jennifer Aniston. Yes. He dated J-Lo. Yes. He dated that other chick that's Goldie Hawn's daughter. Yes. But does he, Kate Hudson, but does he still play baseball, Dean? Didn't even know he did.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I was about to ask you what a strike rate was like, and you were going to go, well, I just told you, Madonna, Kate Hudson. He's batting about 900 out of 1,000 at this stage. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. It's brought to you by the University of Auckland. You can engineer your future and apply to study at their Faculty of Engineering. Bree and Clint. Time for a bit of a reflection session on the week that's been.
Starting point is 00:17:51 It's called the High Low. It's the week through the eyes of producer Ben. I don't know that we gave him that much content this week. Yeah. I don't think it was a pretty uneventful week. I think we can skip this part. I don't think he... I'd like to skip it too.
Starting point is 00:18:02 He's also been sober the last couple of weeks, so this segment's been really different. Yeah, true. It's been really good. Ben, do we have permission to skip this segment this afternoon? If you want to. No, he's put the work in. Yeah, I definitely have.
Starting point is 00:18:17 How many highs, how many lows are there? You have to find out. Oh, well, now I'm interested. That's a lot of lows. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's highs and lows. It's all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. And just to spice things up, this week I thought I'd
Starting point is 00:18:33 start with a low. Well, it's not great, obviously, but you get what you're given and this week we're given or told some of Clint's nicknames that he gave to himself. What day is it today? Go. Tuesday. I had this fight with myself this morning. I was like, happy Wednesday, dude. And I was like, dude, it's not Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Do you call yourself dude? Yeah, or bra, or big champ, or king, or legend, or big popper, or big daddy C. Positive affirmations. Still trying to move past the fact that you called yourself big popper. Yeah, right? I love it when I call me big popper. I definitely do. While the country's in some form of lockdown,
Starting point is 00:19:10 we like to boost morale by playing a morale-boosting song every single day. And this week on the show, we had a very enthusiastic guy by the name of Tristan help us decide what morale-boosting song to play. And let's just say he came in real hot. So here's a nice wee montage of Tristan for the week. Tristan, you're going to be our impartial judge today, okay? Yes, I'm willing to do that.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I'm one of the Simon Cowell of New Zealand. Okay, all right, good. Perfect, Tristan. First suggestion, which is One Direction. No, no, no, no, no, no. One Direction's going to go One Direction off a cliff. He said he was passionate. He said he was passionate. He said he was passionate.
Starting point is 00:19:45 He didn't lie. Okay. How does he feel about Shania Twain? Who doesn't love Shania Twain? Oh, God, no. I'm like, man, I feel like a woman? Hell yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:56 All right. But you should be on the show more often, Tristan. Yeah, I should be. I should be. I should come up to Auckland and be on the show and literally thrash Lent and his music ability. Tristan, I'm facilitating the battle, okay? He'd bring more than you.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Oh, Christ. Your last option is a Nelly song. It was good for its time, but not now. It's literally gone down the drain. Well, those are the options. It's gone down the shit. No, Tristan, Tristan, rein it in. Your pleasure. Love you. Hey, Well, those are the options. Going down the s***. No, Tristan. Tristan, rein it in. You're a pleasure.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Love ya. Hey, Brie. Love you too. I'm here, my top liver. I'm here fixing the computer. Bye, Tristan. Love you. Love you too, Brie.
Starting point is 00:20:36 And finally this week, off the back of one of the hottest men on the planet giving us a very inspirational speech. Hey, you. Yes, yes, yes, you. Today is your day. You got this. You're absolutely crushing it at everything you do.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yes, that is Chris Hemsworth. We decided to see if Brie could give a very inspirational speech live on air. And just for a bit of fun, I've added some effects and whatnot, but it shouldn't be noticeable. G'day, New Zealand. This has been sprung upon me, a bit like the situation we're all currently in. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:21:09 That doesn't mean we're not capable of doing it. And that's what I've got to tell myself right now in this moment, that I can do it. Believe in myself. Push through it. And trust that somewhere deep down within, I'm made of it. I believe in you, New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:21:31 You're hot, you're kind, and most of all, you've got a sense of humour that can get us through this tough time. Kia kaha. Cheers, mate. Well done, Scott. I'm made of it good I'm made of it I'm made of what?
Starting point is 00:21:49 And that wraps up Yet another week Of Brinkman's Highs and Lows See you this time next week Fantastic I'd love to have That music just Behind us all the time
Starting point is 00:22:00 So everything we say Sounds inspirational We should see what Josh Groban's doing See if we can hire him to just sit in the studio. I want to have a bit of an honest conversation right now around pictures that some men like to send every now and then. You know the pictures we're talking about. And because there's been a survey done and it's by Match.com,
Starting point is 00:22:31 which is a dating service, and they pretty much surveyed a bunch of women and a bunch of men and they asked them questions around this particular type of picture. Yes. And they pretty much asked, you know, have you received a picture like this? Have you sent pictures like this? And the results are in. Oh, great. I wanted to get an accurate reading on our audience and whether or not these
Starting point is 00:22:56 results are accurate. Sure, like a live survey of Kiwi women. Yeah, exactly. And all we need is one honest answer. It's a yes or a no and we don't have to ask any other questions. Got it. So Match.com revealed that they believe 53% of women have received one of these pictures.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Got it, okay. Which, that seems low to me. Does it? It does. Have you? Yes. You have? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:23:22 You've received one? Yes. Okay. Not solicited, might I add. So going by Match.com's percentages. I think that's low. The other female on the show should say no, shouldn't she? Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Okay, should we try that first? Producer Anastasia, have you received a picture like this? Yes or no? Yeah, I have. Oh, you have? Yeah. Was it unsolicited? Yeah, every time.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Yeah. Sorry. I want to meet the woman who's soliciting for them. Yeah. I want to meet her who's like, hey, man. Yeah, nah. What are you doing? Yeah, no, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Can you send me... Well, you can on your own time if you want. No, no, no. Well, you've got a partner too. Yeah. Well, she's not... Trust me, she's not soliciting for them. I don't know if she...
Starting point is 00:24:02 Well, you don't know. She's at home all alone all the time. I would know if she was... Oh, true, she's not soliciting them from me I don't know if she, well, you don't know. She's at home all alone all the time. I would know if she was, oh, true, she's not soliciting from me. Yeah. Oh, there's a yuck thought. She was on Tinder that time. I'm going to hack her phone when I get home. Okay, we've actually got some Kiwi females here.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yes. So we can conduct your poll. All we need is a yes or a no answer. Got it, okay. From these ladies. Well, we're at 100% so far. Yes, so there's, yeah, me and producer Anastasia say yes. Let's go to Ella. it. Okay. From these ladies. Well, we're at 100% so far. Yes, so there's, yeah, me and producer Anastasia say yes. Let's go to
Starting point is 00:24:27 Ella. Hi. Yes. Ella, we haven't even asked you the question yet. No, it's a yes. She knows. And do we even need to ask, was it solicited or unsolicited? You don't need to ask. Yeah, you're right. As we said before, Clint, never solicited. Okay, thank you, Ella.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Stacey, yes or no? Yes. Yeah, I thought so. But you're a different breed, right? You're like, you asked for it. You asked for the picture. Did you ask for it, Stacey? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Of course she didn't. Of course she bloody didn't. All right, Megan, last one. Round it out. No, hang on. Let's build this up because it could be something different. All the way. Yeah, Megan.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Megan, yes? My husband has been personally victimized by an unsolicited pick. We all have, Megan. Honestly. Which is going about our business and then boom, burnt onto our retinas. There she is, or he is. I want to say this to all men who are listening and I say this as one of your brothers.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I cannot think of a more ugly part of the body to send somebody in a picture message. What part of you thinks that they're going to respond to that and go, oh, this is nice. All my advice is is, you know, human bodies are beautiful,
Starting point is 00:25:46 but just angles. Oh, right. Angles. Put a bit of flair into it. Put some angles and pizzazz and some thought. Well, you never know. Megan, did your one have a bit of angles and pizzazz and thought put into it?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Depends which one we're talking about. Megan. I'm a spring. Some good, some bad. That was hugely scientific. There you go. 100% of Kiwi women. 100% on the money.
Starting point is 00:26:12 That's shocking. It's Daffodil Day today. Is it? Happy Daffodil Day, everybody. Of course, it's a strange Daffodil Day this year because the Cancer Society can't be out there shaking the buckets in Auckland, the biggest city in the country because of lockdown.
Starting point is 00:26:26 So they're raising money in other ways. Remember we talked about earlier this week the auction to have lunch with Dr. Ashley Daddy Bloomfield that was up? Great idea. Kia ora koutou. Kia ora koutou katoa. Kia ora koutou katoa. What a dream. It's closed. The auction's
Starting point is 00:26:42 closed. It's sold. Lunch with Dr. Ashley Bloomfield. All funds going to the Cancer Society. $13,550. It's good. That's awesome. It's good. And it got me thinking.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I was like, that is a fantastic way to raise money for a great charity. And today on Daffodil Day, what can we do? What can we as a Bree and Clint radio show and as a wider ZM family, what can we do to raise money? And I thought people love lunch. Oh, you're not selling some of our stuff, are you? No, people love lunch and people love having lunch with interesting people. Who do I have access to? And then I thought, Bree, I've got access to Bree.
Starting point is 00:27:19 What if I put up an auction to have lunch with one of the hosts of Celebrity Treasure Island? No one is going to buy this, mate. What if I put up the opportunity to have lunch with that girl off TikTok? You know, if I put that on... Who's on the phone? On Trade Me. You better
Starting point is 00:27:35 hope you've got a really hot celebrity on the phone. Well, you're right. You're right. To also attend. You're right. I thought this event needs more star power. I need to put some more oomph into this. So please welcome to the show our celebrity guest who I'm auctioning lunch off with. It's Mama Di.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Hi, guys. Hi, Mama Di. Listen to her laughing. She thinks she's so funny. She's like, hello, guys. VIP for this event. So she's been briefed. She knows all about it.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Mumma Di, you will be the celebrity special guest at this fundraising lunch that I've organised. Oh, look, it sounds absolutely fabulous. And to be classified as a hot celebrity, that's made my decade. I didn't know who it was when I was classifying the person, Mum. But, yeah, you are pretty. You're going all right.
Starting point is 00:28:31 As the promoter of this event, I've taken advice from some of the big. She's in Australia, though. I know, mate. I know. Don't worry. It's 2020. I've got a solution. I've also taken advice from some of my idols in the promoting game,
Starting point is 00:28:44 like Hamish Pinkham from Rhythm and Vines, talent stacking. So not only will you be having lunch with Mama Di, you'll also be having lunch with Brie from Celebrity Treasure Island. That is not. Who will be attending the event as the chef. The chef. To cook her signature chicken parmigiana. So right now
Starting point is 00:29:10 live on Trade Me is the option to have lunch with Mama Di and Brie kind of. I love it. Look, it sounds fantastic, Brianna. You cooking, wine, I mean
Starting point is 00:29:24 and we're raising money for a great cause. Great cause. You don't have to do anything. I have to bloody cook for everyone. Yes, I do. I have to, you know, go between people and get everyone talking. How is she going to do that? You know, see how everyone's feeling.
Starting point is 00:29:39 She's in Australia. Well, Clint and I are going to have wine. You know, we're going to kind of add to that ambiance. I've thought about that. She's going to be on an iPad on a stick, and I'm going to. No way can we tape the iPad to producer Ben's face. That's another really good idea. Another really good idea.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And whoever wins the auction, Mum and I will be interacting with all of them. She'll be the hostess of the event. She'll be the hostess, and you'll be the wait hostess and you'll be the waitress Oh by the way after you cook the food You have to serve the food as well Awesome We've all got jobs in this And those are the two jobs that I've given you
Starting point is 00:30:15 Wait are you guys coming to eat? Yeah Well yeah I'd like to So pretty much this whole thing is me just cooking all of you lunch. For charity. Hey, I'm happy to do it for charity, but I just want to call it for what it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:33 It's pretty much me just cooking you lunch. Oh, come on, Brianna. We can organise a great lunch and I'll go away raving about it. Exactly right. You're in Australia. If we can get a couple of hundred dollars, come on. Yeah, a couple of hundred dollars would be fantastic. I'd be stoked.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I'm going to be surprised if we get a couple of hundred. Mum and I get this. We've already had a bid on the lunch. Can you believe it? Oh, really? Not Tristan? No, not Tristan. I've just seen it.
Starting point is 00:31:00 No, the current... Oh, my God, the bids are going up. The current leading bid to have lunch. And by the way, this is lunch for you and three friends with mum and I. Oh, my God. How many people am I cooking for? The current leading bid for this lunch, we are at 20 bucks. Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Hey. 40 bucks. We're at $40. Oh, my God, Pete. It's a bidding war. It's a bidding war over you, Mum. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Oh, I've never felt so wanted. And I know, right? And you've never been more wanted because you are the star attraction at this event. It's called Have Lunch With Mumadai, and then in brackets, and Bree. And if you'd like to bid on it, it's currently up on Trade Me. Yeah, it's on Trade Me. Hey, anything for charity. And it's going live on our Bree and Clint Facebook now too.
Starting point is 00:31:48 We see the cancer fun. There we go. Oh, it's going up more. Get in there, everybody. Bree and Clint. Kia ora. I'm Simon Pound and I host Business is Boring,
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Starting point is 00:32:31 Brian Clint. $5,000. We're at $5,000 for our auction to have lunch with Mama Di. For the Cancer Society, it is daffodil day today. I was hoping that we would crack maybe 1,000 after a week. 1,000 would have been good. The auction's now at $5,000, which I understand now puts it out of range for a lot of people listening.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Like, who's got five grand? But at the same time, this is incredible. And someone can afford it. So it's got to go to the highest bidder because it's for charity. Yeah. So that's awesome if we can give $5,000 to such a worthy cause. So that's great. Has there ever been that much pressure on your chicken parmigiana?
Starting point is 00:33:12 Never. Never ever. If you want to bid on the auction or if you just want to have a look at it and see what it's all about, it's lunch for you and three friends with Mama Di who will be on Zoom on an iPad on a stick and celebrity chef Brie Thomasel. You can go to our Facebook page or our Instagram page and swipe up or just search Lunch With Mama Di on Trade Me.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Okay, morale boosting request. It's the last one. Yes, this is the last one. Provided we get out of lockdown at midnight on Sunday, which is the plan, this will be the last time we need to use our morale boosting request until the next time the nation needs
Starting point is 00:33:46 its morale boosted. So it's got to be a good one. We only have four suggestions today and these are them. First one, Outkast, Hey Ya. It's good.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Another bit of Hey Ya. Second suggestion, the song to boost the mood of the nation going into the weekend. Auckland's last weekend of Hey Ya. Second suggestion, the song to boost the mood of the nation going into the weekend. Auckland's last weekend of Level 3, Bob Sinclair, Love Generation. That's good. That's a morale-boosting song. Suggestion number three is DJ Sammy.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Oh, this is the moment in time, isn't it? This is huge. Yeah. And one more, it's come back through. I reckon it was the runner-up yesterday. Shapeshifter. It's my vote. Shapeshifter.
Starting point is 00:34:45 All the way. All the colours ignite tonight. It's my vote. Let all the colours ignite tonight. All the way. All the way behind it. Now, we only need an impartial judge today if you and I disagree. Okay. Okay? And your vote is for? Shape shifter.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Oh. Oh, my God. Same. This song just fits. It's a morale booster. We're on the way up. Here you go. It's your final booster. We're on the way up. Here you go. It's your final morale boosting request New Zealand. Brian Clint, ZM. And paint it blue, let all the color ignite tonight If you can take the war and all its pain
Starting point is 00:35:29 Grab all the negative and insane Soak them all up and rinse them away Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight Cause while we had New days of rain
Starting point is 00:35:58 You went and chased the miles away New light to the rise Let all the color unite tonight All that I can say now Moving the loop and travel Lifetime to see the fire If we could take the slave And wipe it clean We'll be right back. Secrets that once were counted Back to the start Of burning empathy My beating heart
Starting point is 00:36:47 Into the sky we start To live again Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight, tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight, yeah Cause while we have The days that wait
Starting point is 00:37:14 The weather takes the miles away New light to the rise Let all the colors and night All that we said enough Nothing to lose without
Starting point is 00:37:31 love Lifetime feeds the fire Love that gonna be night and night Outro Music ZM, Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:38:14 They're making a huge return to R&B this New Year's as one of the headliners with Benny, and that is your morale-boosting request this afternoon from Shapeshifter. I saw them live at the you know the show
Starting point is 00:38:31 that they put on for after the Christchurch shootings. Yes that's right. And it was incredible. Like they were just so amazing live. They are yeah. And to be in a situation where so many people came together after that horrible event it was pretty special. They're legitimately yeah. And to be in a situation where so many people came together after that horrible event, it was pretty special.
Starting point is 00:38:47 They're legitimately one of the best New Zealand acts of all time. And now your morale booster request. Thank you to whoever sent that in. That was really good, I think.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second It's the game where Brie and I go head to head guessing songs. We play for people... Oh!
Starting point is 00:39:16 Well, we know who... Damn it, that was my new strategy. Don't turn Brie's microphone on. And we play for people at home. Helen, you've gotten through first. Who would you like to play for you? I'll go with you, Brie. Sounds good, Helen.
Starting point is 00:39:29 All right, if Brie wins, you'll get free mobile fuel. And Alice, if I win, you'll get it, okay? Perfect, thank you. Who the hell are you, Alice? Sorry that you get that all the time. I'm embarrassed for myself. I don't think it's hell. I think it's, what's the word?
Starting point is 00:39:46 Yeah, I can't say that on the radio. Oh, right. Yeah, good point. Good point. Alice knows. She knew what I was getting at. I know. Who the? Who the? It's Alice. Me? There she is. Anastasia runs the One Second Song Challenge.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Talk us through it, Anastasia. So basically, this week's theme is because the country, fingers crossed, will be getting out of lockdown and everyone will be in level two as of... Monday. Well, Monday, yeah. We're doing duos this week.
Starting point is 00:40:16 So basically you two, your buzzers are your own names and the first person to guess the song is... Duos, did you say? Wins a point. Yeah, so we're going to go for musical duos. For level two. Gotcha. Oh, yeah, because we're going down to level two.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Twosomes for level two. Yeah, twosomes. All right, I'm ready. All right, let's go. Let's go for song number one. Clint. MGMT, Electric Feel. I love that song.
Starting point is 00:40:42 I love both the MGMT songs. Yeah. That's pretty true, actually, yeah. This actually artist has a very similar statement following their career. Oh, okay. Here's song number two. Freak.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Oh, we talked about this last week. We played it for Friday Jams last week. Uh-oh. I don't want to let you go. I'm going to need an answer break. It's Carmen. Yep. This is the bit I'm stuck on too.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Yeah. You're going to have to give it a go. Sorry. I mean, I can't count you down, but someone needs to. Don't know that. Carmen Brokenhearted. Yes. And again, two songs?
Starting point is 00:41:32 Two songs, yeah. Well, maybe they had a couple more, but yeah. Actually, this next artist, you could probably say the same. Okay, so this is all for level two. It's all duos who have probably had two hits. Two hits, yeah. Okay, it's good. I like two. It's all duos who have probably had two hits. Two hits. Okay, it's good. I like it.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Here's song number three. Three. I get the feeling on a summer day when you were born. I crash my car into the wind. I watch I let it burn. If you don't get it, I've so got it, by the way. No, I don't know it. It's Icona Pop, I Don't Care.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Woo! Oh, no. No? It's not right. Okay, well... It's I Love It. I love it. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Yep. All right, the game lives on. Here's song number four One more She doesn't know She just knows the song I wanna celebrate Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:42:34 One more time This could not be One more time Yeah who's it by Hey What are you doing Yeah no I won I already said who it was by
Starting point is 00:42:44 Then played the song Is it by Hey, what are you doing? Yeah, no, I won. I already said who it was by. Then play the song. Is it by... One More Time Duo. Can I give you a hint? Yeah. Can you? They disguise themselves. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:42:56 That's who I was thinking of. Oh, why is it not in my brain? Are they French? One more time. Well, technically they're aliens. Oh, my God. It's literally right here. Starts with a D. Buzzer out. Da're aliens. Oh, my God. It's literally right here. Starts with a D.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Buzzer out. Daft Punk. Oh, no. I'm going to give it a buzzer. It was on the buzzer. Play another round then. Clint. Wham and Wake Me Up.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Brackets before you go-go. There it is. Congrats, Clint Thank you That was an exciting game Who was I playing for? Alice Alice? You've already...
Starting point is 00:43:34 Yeah Who the... It's Alice Oh, she's here Alice Is that you? Who the hell are you, Alice? I am not
Starting point is 00:43:44 You've won the fuel, Alice. Thank you. Brie and Clint. And she deserved it after those punishing jokes from us. Brie and Clint. For this next story, I think we need to kick off a particular type of music. This is a story out of a zoo in Poland that plans to start giving some elephants medical marijuana. In a bid to help reduce the elephants' stress levels.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Right. This is a really quite a sad story, actually. So apparently their alpha female in the group, her name was Erna, she passed away recently. And apparently there's a couple of the elephants who are really grieving her quite hard. Elephants are incredibly intelligent. They're like people.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Yeah. Yeah, they're super emotionally intelligent as well. Apparently it takes up to a couple of years, months or even years for them to come to terms with, you know, someone close to them dying, which is quite sad. So they've started to test different types of CBD oils. Good. On different African elephants.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah. Which they put into their mouths or via food to see if it has the same relaxing effects. Nice. Yeah. Got a question for you. Yeah. If an elephant smoked a joint, would it smoke it out of its mouth or out of its trunk?
Starting point is 00:45:21 Well, we don't smoke it through our nostrils. No. I mean, hypothetically. But elephants drink water through their trunk. Nah, it'd be through their mouth. Would it? Yeah. But it could get two joints in if it did it out of its...
Starting point is 00:45:34 Well, that's true. When it exhales, would it exhale out its mouth or out its trunk? To be honest, if someone hotboxed a car, it could just stick the trunk in and just... Suck all the hotbox suck all the weed smoke out. Hey, that elephant stole my weed smoke. Damn you, elephant. It's quite interesting, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:45:55 Did you know that apparently they've used things like CBD oil and other things like that on quite a few different animals? No, I didn't know. Yeah, apparently they've tested it on different types, like dogs and horses, and it's had quite effective results. Right. Yeah. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:46:15 They always test the elephants at 4.20. So, yeah. I wonder what sort of food they stock up on for the elephants before they give it the, you know, what's munchies for an elephant? What would it be? Probably just peanuts. Yeah, peanuts. Yeah, that's its favourite, right?
Starting point is 00:46:33 Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:46:49 You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey! All right. Every Friday, head-to-head, you and I singing, and the nation decides the winner. We have the rest of our Friday-okey live tour on hold at the moment until after lockdown. Just postponed. We have the rest of our Friday Oki live tour on hold at the moment until after lockdown. Just postponed.
Starting point is 00:47:06 We're still doing it. Christchurch and Dunedin, we are coming for you as soon as they open the border and we can have some confidence that we can get in a bar with more than 10 people. Yeah, because we'd like more than 10 people to attend. We'd like more than 10. Yeah. So let's just wait. Let's make it as good as we possibly can.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Yeah. This week I picked this song and I went with one of my all-time favourite bangers. Wonderwall. Who doesn't love this song? It's one of the greatest songs of all time. So good. But is it a good song for us to sing today? It's pretty monotone. It's pretty
Starting point is 00:47:47 monotone the whole way through. Hence why I picked it for you and I. Can anyone make it exciting? That's the challenge, I think. So because you selected the song, you get to go first today. What even is a Wonderwall? Oh, straight in. A wall where you go and you sit and you wonder.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Here's Breeze. Wonderlust. Nope, straight in. A little wall where you go and you sit and you wonder. Here's Breeze. Wonderlust. Nope, Wonderwall. Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you. By now you should have somehow realised what you gotta do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. Bagby, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. Because And after all
Starting point is 00:49:05 You're my wonderwall Get in! Your face puckered up like a cat's bumhole listening to that. There's a few bits I was like, oh, that's not good. But I had fun, so that's amazing. Yeah, it was fun, yeah. Okay, that's Bree's attempt at Friday Oki, so that's amazing. Yeah, it was fun, yeah. Okay, that's Bree's attempt at Fridayoke.
Starting point is 00:49:29 You can't vote until you've heard both. So here's my attempt at this week's Fridayoke Wonderwall. I need to sound like you're from London, yeah? Or Manchester? Or, um, Manchester? Yeah, Manchester. Maybe Liverpool. Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.
Starting point is 00:49:53 By now you should have somehow realised what you gotta do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. now Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before but you've never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you
Starting point is 00:50:22 now Because maybe the way I do about you now. Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all, you're my Wonderwall. Oh. You're my wonderwall I feel like a beer. Yeah, and like five ciggies.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I feel like both you and I hit the brief monotone. Didn't we? Here's the problem with that song. We nailed it. When you're singing it, you feel like you're doing such a good job. I had so much fun this week. But when you hear it back. It's not the best, but it's a bit of fun.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Sounds like that. No? Yeah. Only one of us can be the winner of Friday Okie this week. And this is where you guys come in. That was our best attempt. We both spent a quarter of an hour with a professional audio engineer. But who nailed it?
Starting point is 00:51:23 Who did the best Friday Oki? 0800-DIAL-ZM if you want to have your say and vote for who you think should take it out this week. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki! You just heard Brie and me. Brie and I.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Brie and myself. Take on Oasis Wonderwall. And we're looking for your votes on 0800-DIAL dial ZM to pick the winner You can call through and pick either Bree And after all You're my Wonderwall Or me
Starting point is 00:52:01 And after all You're my wonderwall I feel like a beer It's definitely one of those songs that increases In enjoyment the more Drinks you've had Yes, totally 0800 dial ZM if you want to have your say.
Starting point is 00:52:25 One voting spot left open if you would like it. We'll start with Freya. Hi, Freya. Hi, Freya. Hello. Who do you want to vote for this afternoon, mate? I think it was a tough decision for me, but I think I like Brie Best of All.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Oh, thanks, Freya. Wonderful. Thank you, Freya. You're my Wonderwall. Michael's here. Hi, Michael. G'day, Mike. G'day. G'd, Freya. You're my Wonderwall. Michael's here. Hi, Michael. G'day, Mike. G'day.
Starting point is 00:52:48 G'day, Mike. Breeze all over it. Breeze all over it. Oh, cheers, Mike. Breeze all over it. Sorry, mate, but Bree has to own it today. Breeze all over it, but you're voting for Clint? Not a chance.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Not today. Good try, though. All right, have a good weekend, Michael. Thanks, Mike. Is Michael your Wonderwall? Absolutely. Yeah, good. All right. Tarina, weekend, Michael. Thanks, Mike. Is Michael your wonderwall? Absolutely. Yeah, good, all right. Tarina, hi.
Starting point is 00:53:08 G'day, Tarina. Hi. Pick a winner of Friday Oaky this week. I'm voting for Bree. Oh, cheers, Tarina. Mine wasn't bad enough to get a pantsing. Tarina's laugh, I love that. It's surely not bad enough.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Teresa, hi. Hi, Teresa. Hiya. I'm voting for Bree. She was amazing. In fact, I think, Teresa. Hiya. I'm voting for Brie. She was amazing. In fact, I think, Brie, you sang it better than the Gallaghers. Oh, Teresa, stop it. I enjoyed it better than I've ever listened.
Starting point is 00:53:34 No, Teresa, stop. Actually, more. Give me more, Teresa. She actually had more to drink than the Gallaghers before she sang her version. That might be the secret. Can she get a clean sweep? Paige, hi. Hi, Paige.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Hi. Who's the winner of Friday Okie today? Brie, definitely. Paige, you've made my whole week. Thanks for voting. No problem. See you, Paige. There you go.
Starting point is 00:53:58 You just got a clean sweep. That one meant a lot to me. I can tell. Because I love that song so much. And I had so much fun doing it. It was fun. I feel like we were monotone on par though, weren't we? Do the rest of the break without
Starting point is 00:54:12 changing pitch. It's quite hard, but I just channel one of the Kardashians. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. It's a Friday, so on Friday, let's go!
Starting point is 00:54:32 Birthday banger time, come on. Come on, Clint. Let's go! Let's go! Birthday banger. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was top of the charts on their 16th. Let's start with Lisa. Hi, Lisa.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Hi, Lisa. Hi. How are you going? Good. That's good. What's. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi. How are you going? Good. That's good. What's your birthday, Lisa? 22nd of December, 79. Right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 22nd of December. And Lisa, this is your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Alanis Morissette, Let's Go. Let's Go. Is it? You like that, Lisa? Goal. Lesh Goal. Is it? You like that, Lesa? Yep, that's a good song. That's a great one. Because I didn't hear you say Lesh Goal. Yeah, I thought I kind of heard it, but Lesh Goal?
Starting point is 00:55:20 Yeah, there's nothing. No, I can't hear it. That's going to be hugely detrimental when it comes to decision time. We might get something from Mike. Let's get Mike on. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike. How you doing to be hugely detrimental when it comes to decision time. We might get something from Mike. Let's get Mike on. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike. How you doing, guys?
Starting point is 00:55:29 You all right? Good, Mike. How are you? Good, good. Mike, I heard it's your birthday today. Yeah, that'll be all right. Let's go! Let's go! Okay, Mike, what year were you born in?
Starting point is 00:55:42 1990. All right, Mike, you were 16 in 2006 on the 28th of August. And this is your birthday bag. There you go. Sugar Babes, let's go. Let's go. Push the button, Mike. Am I right?
Starting point is 00:56:01 This is a good one, Mike. Well done, man. I like it. And any time it is your birthday, that does carry extra weight with it and the decision-making process, so we'll keep that in mind. And we'll finish with Amy. Hi, Amy. Amy.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Hi, guys. How do you want to start this? With a let's go. Let's go. Yes, Amy. What's your birthday, mate? 29th of November, 1994. All right, you were 16 in 2010.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I've got a good feeling, Amy, because this is your birthday banger. Good, Amy. That's a really good birthday banger. I'm not going to lie. From the Far East Movement. That is a banger for a Friday. One of my favourite songs about a plane, actually. Yeah. Do you like it?
Starting point is 00:56:52 Because that's important. Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, I wasn't actually expecting that. So no, it's wicked. No, good. Okay. It's a tune. So we've got Alanis Morissette, Hand In My Pocket, to choose from.
Starting point is 00:57:01 We've got Mike's Sugar Babes, Push The Button. And we've got Far East Movement Like a G6. I love them all. I think they're all great birthday bangers. I'd be happy with any of them.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Yes. But the one that makes me go let's go is Like a G6. Oh yeah. I agree. I just think we might have reached our quota
Starting point is 00:57:23 on saying that now. On the on saying what?. On the? On saying what? Mike, you? Oh, no, not Mike. Who was it? Amy.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Amy, you won birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Thanks, guys. Give us a lish go, Amy. Lish go. Do my ride, do my ride like three six Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Starting point is 00:58:01 Give me that Mo Mo wet, wet Give me that Christmas style Ladies love my style At my table gettin' wild Get them bottles poppin' We get that drip and that drop Now give me two more bottles Cause you know it don't stop
Starting point is 00:58:16 Hell yeah Drink it up We're sober cause around me They be actin' like they drunk They be actin' like they drunk Actin' like they drunk We're sober cause around me they be acting like they drunk They be acting like they drunk We're sober cause around me they be acting like they drunk We're holding bottles in the ice Like a blizzard
Starting point is 00:58:35 When we drink we do it right Get a slizzard, set the scissor In my ride, in my ride Like 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G ride, like a 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G-6 Like a G-6, like a G-6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G-6 Like a G-6, like a G-6
Starting point is 00:58:57 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G-6 Sippin' on, dippin' on six I'ma make, make it fix Girl, I keep it gangsta Poppin' bottles at the crib This is how we live Every single night Take that bottle to the head
Starting point is 00:59:14 And let me see you fly Oh yeah Drink it up, drink it up Sober girls around me They be actin' like they drunk They be actin' like they drunk Actin' like they drunk With sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk They be acting like they drunk Acting, acting like they drunk With sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk
Starting point is 00:59:31 Bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right Getting slizzards with a scissor in my ride In my ride, like 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6
Starting point is 00:59:57 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G6 808 bump, make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up It's that 808 bump Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up
Starting point is 01:00:16 Damn yeah Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Damn yeah Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Hell yeah Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up
Starting point is 01:00:31 Popping bottles in the ice Like a blizzard When we drink we do it right Kitting slizzards, sipping scissor Am I right? Am I right? Like 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G-6 Like a G-6 Zed and Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 01:01:01 It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Far East Movement. It's Like a G6. No regrets on's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Far East Movement. It's Like a G-Sex. No regrets on that one. 2010 that song came out. That's 10 years old. 10 years old. God, I feel old now. Earlier in the show, we told you that Macaulay Culkin turned 40 yesterday.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Wild. Now we're telling you that the Far East Movement came out 10 years ago? What's happening? I told you my theory before that this year should be cancelled, eh? 2020 is a write-off. No one gets a year older this year. Yeah, we should get a pass on this year.
Starting point is 01:01:34 You don't have to grow up this year. Because what have you done? What do they say for daylight savings? Take the clocks back. Yeah, turn them back. Turn them back. I mean, sure, you've probably done three years of damage to yourself from all the drinking you've done in isolation. It's just so easy and cheap.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Yeah, I know. And it makes me feel better. It is. I've got some pretty interesting statistics. Oh, right, okay. And it's about indoor gardening, which is a code word on this show. And people will figure it out from that. If you haven't figured it out.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Yeah, it's dancing. Horizontally. Yeah. There's some really interesting stats that have been released about the different habits of the average human being when it comes to indoor gardening. Okay. So I'm talking how many times a week, what time during the day is the most common, and
Starting point is 01:02:38 also what day of the week is the most common. Oh, the last two really interest me. Yeah. Yeah. So let's start off with how many times a week? What do you think is the most common?
Starting point is 01:02:51 Is it every day? Five to six? Three to four? Once or twice a week? Once a fortnight? Once or twice a month? Less than once a month? Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:03:03 I find this question so strange because it's so different for every couple. And I actually find this question, like, it's a bit mean to some people because it makes you feel not normal if your number is a hell of a lot lower. No, I think, and to be honest, looking at these statistics, which is really good, there's quite a big spread across the board. And I think the main one is just a little bit higher than the others. Okay, I would say the average, taking everybody into account, would be something like once a fortnight.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Right. So that one came in at 18%, which was one of the higher ones. But the winner was once or twice a week being 23%. There you go. So pretty close. Yeah. Let's go to what time during the day, which I mean, there's always an argument. Do you mean within a 24-hour day?
Starting point is 01:03:55 Within a 24-hour day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're talking morning, night, middle of the day. All right. The most common must be 10, 15. Morning or night? Night. Sorry, night. Night.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I was like, what are you doing? It is the most common at 86% is between 6 and 10 p.m. There you go. I was just off. Yeah. Which is a lot more than in the morning. 6 p.m. is good. Yeah, 6 p.m.
Starting point is 01:04:22 What are you skipping the news? We're not even home by 6 p.m. Is good. Yeah, 6 p.m. Are you skipping the news? We're not even home by 6 p.m. Is that what I'm doing wrong? Yeah, you need to get home earlier. I need to do the day show. But this is the most interesting part to me, was the day of the week that is the most popular. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Which I was like, I've never even thought about that before. Okay, if the most popular time bracket is between 6 and 10 p.m., then it has to be on a weekend night. And I would say weekend nights are Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. What day is the most popular? Factor in random hookups. To have some indoor gardening. I'm going to say Saturday night.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Saturday night was third. Behind. Behind Sunday, which came in at second. Yeah. And the number one day to have an indoor garden was... And good news for everyone today, it's Friday! It's Friday!

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