ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 28th 2020
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hello everybody i'm about to say new zealand but i forgot this is global in particular this bit is
global isn't it damn we got a global audience baby yeah global um uh let's do international
birthday banger it's my birthday it's my birthday three and close birthday bang all right podcast
sorry every goddamn time i'm used to it being Every time Not being there
Right
Sorry podcasters
My bad
This is where
If you want to do
Your birthday banger
You can submit it
To our Facebook page
Our private Facebook group
The Bree and Clint
Podcast family
And then we select them
Are we doing that
Guy last week
Who said it was his birthday
And he wanted us to do it
Are we doing his one
No I forgot Oh I got other stuff to do He got was his birthday and he wanted us to do it? Are we doing his one? Nah, I forgot.
I got other stuff to do.
He got what he wanted. He just wanted us to tell him to piss off.
He did get a shout out.
Okay, then we'll start with Andrea
Sharippa.
Sharippa, that's a cool last name.
Andrea Sharippa from Bunbury.
Sharippa of Bunbury over in WA.
Hello everyone in WA.
She was born on the 21st of January
1998, which means she was 16 in 2014. Over in WA Hello everyone in WA She was born on the 21st of January 1998
Which means she was 16 in 2014
And Andrea this is your birthday banger
Oh this song
Makes my skin crawl
I mean good for you, if you like it.
It's just one of those songs when you work in radio,
gets ruined for you.
Okay, let's do Ariel.
Ariel.
Ariel Eklund from Tassie.
Oh, all the way in Tassie.
Hello, Ariel.
That's Tasmania in Australia for people who don't know what Tassie is.
Tasmania, a beautiful place in Australia.
That's not what you were saying off air.
What?
You were saying you were being disparaging about Tasmania.
God, you're full of shit.
You started a rumour that I'm homophobic, okay?
Yeah, so stop trying to make stuff up about me.
It's catching on.
At least my rumour about you was partly true. It is not. I've got Ellen here for safety today because I knew you were going to bring stuff up about me. It's catching on. At least my rumour about you was partly true. It is not.
I've got Ellen here for safety
today because I knew you were going to bring that up. Ellen, come
over here. Out of 1 to
10, how homophobic is Clint?
Like a 1 because
he's the biggest fag hag I know. There you go.
Loves the gays. I love them.
Okay, so stick
that up your bum, Brie. How much did he pay you?
Oh, that was a homophobic slur.
Let's move on.
What a no.
Yeah, how much did he pay you?
Pants off.
Oh, my God.
No.
Why would you ask?
You know he's drinking wine.
Why would you ask Big Gay Al?
Ariel Ackland from Tasmania, where nobody said anything about Tasmania whatsoever.
I love Tasmania.
Good seafood.
You were born on the 12th of October 1993,
which means you were 16 in 2009, and this is your birthday banger.
Love it.
Iconic.
TikTok.
Do you think Cash is gutted about the app?
Do you reckon? Has anyone done about the app? Do you reckon?
Has anyone done a dance to this on TikTok yet?
A TikTok dance.
Surely.
Surely.
Yeah, that's been done.
And everyone was like, that's a bit obvious, don't you think?
Yeah, duh.
Okay, one more for Chris Gilbert from Virginia in the States.
Chris, you were born on the 5th of the 15th, apparently.
American, that's American stylings. Wait, so the 5th of the 15th, apparently. That's American stylings.
Wait, so the 15th of the 5th.
But in the States, he would say the 5th, 1586.
So he was born, well, we're in New Zealand.
You were born on the 15th of May, 1986.
So you were 16 in 2006.
And in 2006, this had number one hit.
I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel one Was that in 2006?
Yeah
And then she performed
The Super Bowl just last year
She looked amazing
Yeah
Okay
Pharrell Happy
Kesha TikTok
Shakira Hips Don't Lie
What's the winner?
TikTok Kesha for me
TikTok alright let's do it
I love it
Because I like brushing my teeth
With a bottle of Jack
Ever tried it?
We should
We should
I mean we've probably missed the trend
Yeah
Are we too late?
If we were in radio
In what year was it?
2009
Which we were
We'd be so onto it
We should have done this
Yeah
Oh my god
It's got a long intro
It's instrumental
Alright this is radio
You've got to
Damn it I'm feeling like I'm out the door Oh my God, it's just instrumental. All right, this is radio. You've got to...
Damn it!
Whatever, girl.
Let's go.
We have to talk over a bit of it so we don't get stung for copyright.
Right.
But don't ruin the chorus, okay?
How much money do you reckon this song made?
No idea, but we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's the result?
I've just tried to Google it.
Yeah.
I can't find it, but I did find some of the most Googled things,
and one of the top ones is did Kesha invent TikTok?
Oh, that's good.
All right, here's the podcast, everybody.
Enjoy.
See you next week.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3 p.m.
Give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.
Good, everybody.
Three o'clock on a Friday, that's about enough, right?
We're good to knock off?
I reckon people have already knocked off.
Good.
Especially if you're at home.
Knock off time.
12 o'clock.
Good.
Knock off time, 12 o'clock in the home office.
Yeah.
Well, how will your boss know?
Definitely knock the top off a bottle of wine by 12 o'clock at the home office.
When I used to work in an office on a Friday or days where I'd want to leave early,
I'd always, I'd stand up and I'd go, oh, I'm just going to go down to my car.
I think I left something in my car that I need.
Make up something like a chapstick or something.
And then I'd just leave.
And then just never come back.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be more subtle if you just didn't announce
that you were going to the car?
No, because in the office that I was in, I had to walk through everyone.
Yeah.
So I'd be like, hey, does anyone, or I'd go, hey, does anyone want a coffee?
I'm going down to the cafe, and I'd just never come back.
Yeah, right.
Harder to get away with in this current job.
Yeah.
People will notice, maybe.
Yeah.
Oh, we could get that Brie soundboard
that we made up that time rocking.
Hey, that worked perfectly.
Yeah, right.
Hey, today on the show,
the 50K Fact of the Day is back.
We're going to ask another question
of the Fact of the Day just before four o'clock.
Here's an insider tip for you today.
If you missed the Fact of the day at 8.25 this morning,
it's actually currently up on the ZM Online Instagram story.
Well, that's where you can go see it.
So you can go and listen to the fact on the ZM Online Instagram story
and then you will probably know the answer to the question
that's getting asked at 4 o'clock
and then you too could win the $500.
And if you don't know the answer, just Google it.
Yeah, there you go.
You'll find it.
It's on the internet somewhere.
So many hacks
for you guys today.
Of course,
we're doing Friday Okie
this afternoon.
We're singing Oasis Wonderwall.
Oh, how good's that going to be?
And we're playing Friday Jams
all the way up
until Friday Okie.
So let's keep going.
This is Flo Rida and David Guetta.
Club Can't Handle Me.
Special edition of The Age game up next too.
Actually, we'll get one player on to play with us.
Yeah, 0800 dial ZM if you want to play.
Macaulay Culkin.
You know Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone.
Macaulay Culkin. It's Home Come on! Macaulay Culkin.
It's Home Alone.
He's Kevin.
You know it.
You did this.
Love Macaulay Culkin.
It's your version.
I watched Richie Rich the other day.
Richie, oh yeah, Richie Rich.
Remember that film?
Yeah, good.
He did it after Home Alone.
And he had a McDonald's in his house.
You've got your own McDonald's.
Macaulay Culkin won the internet yesterday with one tweet.
He said, hey guys, want to feel old?
I'm 40.
You're welcome.
Yep, I feel old.
It's had three million likes and half a million retweets
and it blows my mind that Macaulay Culkin,
the kid from Home Alone, is 40 years old.
I can't believe that.
Right?
But then again, he should be.
That's about right.
When you think about it.
He was friends with Michael Jackson.
So, like, it was a long time ago.
Yeah.
Sorry to bring up the Michael Jackson thing.
I just made it awkward.
Anyway, I thought to celebrate Macaulay Culkin being 40
and be like, oh, my God, I can't believe he's 40.
Why don't we have a quick round of The Age Game?
Childhood Stars Edition.
Childhood Stars Edition. Childhood Stars Edition. It'll be you
versus me versus
Henry. Hi, Henry. G'day, Henners.
How you going? You alright? Good, thanks.
How's your knowledge of Childhood Stars?
Oh, we'll
see. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
See how you do. Brie and myself don't
know any of the people in this game
either, so we're all in the same boat.
And Producer Ben, let's put the list together.
G'day, guys.
Closest to the age takes the point.
Ben, who's our first childhood star?
The rule is, too, if you shout out the age first, you get that.
Yeah.
Age.
Yeah, that's the age you get.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like if someone else wanted it, if you yell it out first.
Whoever gets it out first.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, your first person is Daniel Radcliffe.
Oh.
34.
31.
I'm going to say he's 33.
Daniel Radcliffe is 31.
Yes.
Oh, wait.
Who got that?
You did.
Yes.
Okay.
Your second person.
One point to me.
Is actually two people, and it's the Olsen twins.
Oh.
Which one, though?
Okay, man. Oh, my me. There's actually two people, and it's the Olsen twins. Oh. Which one, though? Both.
Okay, man.
Oh, my gosh.
33.
I'm going to say 37.
Yeah.
28.
28?
28.
28?
That's young.
The Olsen twins are 34.
Who gets that?
Me.
Who went first?
I went 33.
Oh, that's you.
Good game.
Who's next? Okay went 33. Oh, that's you. Good game. Who's next?
Okay.
The next person is...
I know how old they are because they're a similar age to me,
and I was like, well, I can marry them one day.
Okay.
That's what I always thought.
This one is the guy...
I don't know if you know his name,
but it's the man who played Stuart Little,
Jonathan Litnicky.
Yes, I remember him.
The voice of Stuart Little.
No, the kid.
Oh, the kid with the glasses. Really cute. I thought Stuart Little was the mouse. Noicky. Oh, yes. Yes, I remember him. The voice of Stuart Little. No, the kid. Oh, the kid with the glasses.
Really cute.
I thought Stuart Little was the mouse.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, he was.
Or the kid in the movie.
Oh, right.
He was also in Jerry Maguire.
He was the kid in Jerry Maguire.
I'm going to say he's like 30.
I'm going to say he's 30.
I'm going to say he's 32.
Henry's bang on with 29. Oh, nice work, Henry. I had no to say he's 30. I'm going to say he's 32. Henry's bang on
with 29. Oh, nice work, Henry.
I had no faith in Henry there. I was like, good one,
Henry. That's way too low. Yeah, you were like, oh, it's too low.
Okay, two points
to me, one point to Henry.
We'll do some more twins. We'll do the Sprouse
twins. Oh.
Zach and Cody. 26.
27.
Well, 25.
The Sprouse twins are 28.
Clint?
I got that.
Nice.
Do you want one more?
Yeah, we want one more.
Brady needs to get on the board.
All right.
It's Freddie Highmore.
He played Charlie
in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
The original.
The original.
The original, right.
I looked him up the other day.
62.
I reckon he's 70.
73.
Well, I've got here Freddie Heimel is 28.
He's quite young.
You ain't quite high.
Are you talking about the original Charlie and the Toxic Factory or are you talking about the Johnny Depp quite high Are you talking about
The original
Charlie and the Toxic Factory
Or are you talking about
The Johnny Depp one
Are you talking about
The original
No
I'm talking about
The 1971 one
Producer Anastasia
Is furiously doing the
Her face is bright red
What's wrong
Producer Anastasia
She can't use her mic
At the moment
To be fair
She gave me that one
Alright we'll wrap the game up
What has she done?
No, I want to know now.
What have you done?
Is this working?
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
No, I said it was from the non-original one.
It's from the 2000s.
Oh, well, no one's watched that movie.
I watched that one.
That one's the worst movie.
It was really good.
He was in heaps of other stuff too.
All right, well, that's the end of the age game, everybody.
Thanks a lot. Hey, thanks, Henry. That was fun,aps of other stuff too. Alright, well that's the end of the age game everybody. Thanks a lot.
Hey, thanks Henry. That was fun, man.
That's alright.
See you, Henry. Come back on if you want some more awkward fun.
He was in a movie in the 70s and he's
23.
Brie and Clint. Has it ever been
a dream of yours, Brie, to own
a supercar? Yeah, I love
cars. Like a McLaren or like
a Ferrari. No, not McLaren. It'd be a Ferrari.
Or a Lambo. Would you like to own a Lambo?
I do love a Lambo, yeah. Okay, well I've got
a cheap Lambo that you can buy. Okay.
The guy
down the road from us had a
really old school Lambo, so we always
were like obsessed with him. And we were like, that guy's
hot. No, he was
like one of our friend's dads.
Oh, all right, okay.
I'm just curious as to whether it made him more attractive.
The Lambo that I'm offering you doesn't sound like that.
Okay.
It's a Lamborghini go-kart.
But it's a real Lamborghini go-kart, okay?
They're making go-karts.
Okay.
The go-kart, I'll give you some details on it first,
and then we'll deal with price, okay?
I have always wanted to own a go-kart.
And a Lambo, it seems.
The front tyres on it are normal go-kart tyres,
and then the rear tyres have been replaced with...
22s?
No, drifting tyres.
Oh.
22s would be pretty good.
Spinners?
It's battery-powered, the go-kart.
That's good.
Sustainable.
Yeah, it's good for 25k per charge.
25k, okay. Or 62 laps. That's good. Sustainable. Yeah, it's good for 25 k's per charge. 25 k.
Okay.
Or 62 laps around a 400 metre track.
Okay.
Which is pretty good.
Not bad.
The Lamborghini Aventador, which you just heard there.
I do love that one.
Top speed of 350 k's an hour.
Right.
What's this top speed?
Lamborghini go-kart, top speed 40 k's.
So, but you're in a go-kart.
Your butt is literally two centimetres off the ground.
How fast do you want to go?
Yeah, but if I'm heading into town to do the groceries,
it's going to take a long time to get there.
Probably take the Aventador in that case,
which also is not a hugely appropriate grocery shopping cart.
Probably better than the go-kart.
Can you imagine trying to get the groceries out of the Aventador?
It's so low.
It'd be a nightmare.
Especially if you've got a passenger.
It's me or the milk.
The Lamborghini Aventador, we're down to price now
because this is the deciding factor.
Lamborghini Aventador, if you wanted to buy
one of those, $595,000.
Is that how much they are?
In New Zealand. If you wanted to head down
to Lamborghini's R Us,
over half a million dollars.
Basically 600k.
For the Lamborghini go-kart, which I'm offering you, much cheaper.
$2,100.
Still pretty pricey.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was pretty good.
I mean, it is a Lamborghini.
I actually thought I was going to sell you one of those.
Can we buy them here?
I was like, she's done with money.
She'll buy one of these.
And then I would get to use it.
Right, so now we see your plan.
Yeah, right.
All right, I'll watch out for one on Trade Me Instead.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, power couple J-Lo and A-Rod are buying something pretty big.
What is it?
Oh, they sure are.
They're trying to.
Anyway, they're this close to buying the New York Mets.
Now, here's the deal, right?
They're going to be getting, I know, this is wild.
This is obviously the huge baseball team in New York, in the Bronx,
the Bronx actually.
Now, the price, it's not just them.
They've got some of their rich friends chipping in.
The price that they've bid, $2.6 billion.
Whoa.
That's what I mean.
It's not just them.
I know, I know.
This is completely wild.
In fact, she will be the only first female ever to be that level director of a sports team in America.
That's cool.
So, you know, she's really good.
That is cool. That's very cool. So, you know, she's really excited.
That's cool.
That's very cool.
So they've been against this other family the same amount of money,
but the people that own it now are like,
well, you'd rather sell it to J-Lo and A-Rod, wouldn't you?
Like if you're going to have the dinner party handover,
you'd want J-Lo there.
Also, it's a bit of a story if it's owned by J-Lo rather than it be owned by some mining magnate that no one cares about.
And also A-Rod who used to play in the league. And also A-Rod, who used to play in the league.
And also A-Rod, yeah.
I was going to say, yeah, don't forget A-Rod.
And I'll bounce my baseball knowledge off you, Bree.
Yeah.
A-Rod, once upon a time, was the highest paid baseball player in the world.
He's been, yeah, pretty much one of the highest paid ever.
Does he still play?
I don't know.
Do you know, Dean?
How's your baseball knowledge?
Let's talk A-Rod. I've got the real A-Rod story. A-Rod used to date Madonna. Yes. He
dated Heidi Klum. Yes. He dated Jennifer Aniston. Yes. He dated J-Lo. Yes. He dated that other
chick that's Goldie Hawn's daughter. Yes. But does he, Kate Hudson, but does he still
play baseball, Dean? Didn't even know he did.
I was about to ask you what a strike rate was like,
and you were going to go, well, I just told you, Madonna, Kate Hudson.
He's batting about 900 out of 1,000 at this stage.
That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
It's brought to you by the University of Auckland.
You can engineer your future and apply to study at their Faculty of Engineering.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a bit of a reflection session on the week that's been.
It's called the High Low.
It's the week through the eyes of producer Ben.
I don't know that we gave him that much content this week.
Yeah.
I don't think it was a pretty uneventful week.
I think we can skip this part.
I don't think he...
I'd like to skip it too.
He's also been sober the last couple of weeks,
so this segment's been really different.
Yeah, true.
It's been really good.
Ben, do we have permission to skip this segment this afternoon?
If you want to.
No, he's put the work in.
Yeah, I definitely have.
How many highs, how many lows are there?
You have to find out.
Oh, well, now I'm interested.
That's a lot of lows.
Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of
Brian Clint's highs and lows. It's all the high
points of the week and the low points of the week.
And just to spice things up, this week I thought I'd
start with a low. Well, it's not
great, obviously, but you get what you're given
and this week we're given or told
some of Clint's nicknames that he gave
to himself. What day is it today? Go.
Tuesday. I had this fight with myself this morning.
I was like, happy Wednesday, dude.
And I was like, dude, it's not Wednesday.
Do you call yourself dude?
Yeah, or bra, or big champ, or king, or legend, or big popper, or big daddy C.
Positive affirmations.
Still trying to move past the fact that you called yourself big popper.
Yeah, right?
I love it when I call me big popper.
I definitely do.
While the country's in some form of lockdown,
we like to boost morale by playing a morale-boosting song every single day.
And this week on the show,
we had a very enthusiastic guy by the name of Tristan
help us decide what morale-boosting song to play.
And let's just say he came in real hot.
So here's a nice wee montage of Tristan for the week.
Tristan, you're going to be our impartial judge today, okay?
Yes, I'm willing to do that.
I'm one of the Simon Cowell of New Zealand.
Okay, all right, good.
Perfect, Tristan.
First suggestion, which is One Direction.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
One Direction's going to go One Direction off a cliff.
He said he was passionate.
He said he was passionate. He said he was passionate.
He didn't lie.
Okay.
How does he feel about Shania Twain?
Who doesn't love Shania Twain?
Oh, God, no.
I'm like, man, I feel like a woman?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
All right.
But you should be on the show more often, Tristan.
Yeah, I should be.
I should be.
I should come up to Auckland and be on the show
and literally thrash Lent and his music ability.
Tristan, I'm facilitating the battle, okay?
He'd bring more than you.
Oh, Christ.
Your last option is a Nelly song.
It was good for its time, but not now.
It's literally gone down the drain.
Well, those are the options.
It's gone down the shit.
No, Tristan, Tristan, rein it in.
Your pleasure. Love you. Hey, Well, those are the options. Going down the s***. No, Tristan. Tristan, rein it in. You're a pleasure.
Love ya.
Hey, Brie.
Love you too.
I'm here, my top liver.
I'm here fixing the computer.
Bye, Tristan.
Love you.
Love you too, Brie.
And finally this week,
off the back of one of the hottest men on the planet
giving us a very inspirational speech.
Hey, you.
Yes, yes, yes, you.
Today is your day.
You got this.
You're absolutely crushing it at everything you do.
Yes, that is Chris Hemsworth.
We decided to see if Brie could give a very inspirational speech live on air.
And just for a bit of fun, I've added some effects and whatnot,
but it shouldn't be noticeable.
G'day, New Zealand.
This has been sprung upon me,
a bit like the situation we're all currently in.
But you know what?
That doesn't mean we're not capable of doing it.
And that's what I've got to tell myself right now in this moment,
that I can do it.
Believe in myself.
Push through it.
And trust that somewhere deep down within,
I'm made of it.
I believe in you, New Zealand.
You're hot, you're kind,
and most of all, you've got a sense of humour
that can get us through this tough time.
Kia kaha.
Cheers, mate.
Well done, Scott.
I'm made of it good I'm made of it
I'm made of what?
And that wraps up
Yet another week
Of Brinkman's Highs and Lows
See you this time next week
Fantastic
I'd love to have
That music just
Behind us all the time
So everything we say
Sounds inspirational
We should see what
Josh Groban's doing See if we can hire him to just sit in the studio.
I want to have a bit of an honest conversation right now around pictures that some men like
to send every now and then.
You know the pictures we're talking about.
And because there's been a survey done and it's by Match.com,
which is a dating service,
and they pretty much surveyed a bunch of women and a bunch of men and they asked them questions around this particular type of picture.
Yes.
And they pretty much asked, you know, have you received a picture like this?
Have you sent pictures like this?
And the results are in.
Oh, great.
I wanted to get an accurate reading on our audience and whether or not these
results are accurate.
Sure, like a live survey of Kiwi women.
Yeah, exactly.
And all we need is one honest answer.
It's a yes or a no and we don't have to ask any other questions.
Got it.
So Match.com revealed that they believe 53% of women
have received one of these pictures.
Got it, okay.
Which, that seems low to me.
Does it?
It does.
Have you?
Yes.
You have?
Absolutely.
You've received one?
Yes.
Okay.
Not solicited, might I add.
So going by Match.com's percentages.
I think that's low.
The other female on the show should say no, shouldn't she?
Yes.
Okay, should we try that first?
Producer Anastasia, have you received a picture like this?
Yes or no?
Yeah, I have.
Oh, you have?
Yeah.
Was it unsolicited?
Yeah, every time.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I want to meet the woman who's soliciting for them.
Yeah.
I want to meet her who's like, hey, man.
Yeah, nah.
What are you doing?
Yeah, no, don't do it.
Can you send me...
Well, you can on your own time if you want.
No, no, no.
Well, you've got a partner too.
Yeah.
Well, she's not...
Trust me, she's not soliciting for them.
I don't know if she...
Well, you don't know.
She's at home all alone all the time. I would know if she was... Oh, true, she's not soliciting them from me I don't know if she, well, you don't know. She's at home all alone all the time.
I would know if she was, oh, true, she's not soliciting from me.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a yuck thought.
She was on Tinder that time.
I'm going to hack her phone when I get home.
Okay, we've actually got some Kiwi females here.
Yes.
So we can conduct your poll.
All we need is a yes or a no answer.
Got it, okay.
From these ladies.
Well, we're at 100% so far.
Yes, so there's, yeah, me and producer Anastasia say yes. Let's go to Ella. it. Okay. From these ladies. Well, we're at 100% so far. Yes, so there's, yeah, me and producer
Anastasia say yes. Let's go to
Ella. Hi. Yes.
Ella, we haven't even asked you the question yet. No, it's a
yes. She knows. And do we
even need to ask, was it solicited or unsolicited?
You don't need to ask.
Yeah, you're right.
As we said before, Clint, never solicited.
Okay, thank you, Ella.
Stacey, yes or no?
Yes.
Yeah, I thought so.
But you're a different breed, right?
You're like, you asked for it.
You asked for the picture.
Did you ask for it, Stacey?
No, I didn't.
Of course she didn't.
Of course she bloody didn't.
All right, Megan, last one.
Round it out.
No, hang on.
Let's build this up because it could be something different.
All the way.
Yeah, Megan.
Megan, yes?
My husband has been personally victimized by an unsolicited pick.
We all have, Megan.
Honestly.
Which is going about our business and then boom, burnt onto our retinas.
There she is, or he is.
I want to say this to all men who are listening
and I say this as one of your brothers.
I cannot think of a more
ugly part of the body
to send somebody in a picture message.
What part of you thinks
that they're going to respond to that and go,
oh, this is nice.
All my advice is
is, you know, human bodies are beautiful,
but just angles.
Oh, right.
Angles.
Put a bit of flair into it.
Put some angles and pizzazz and some thought.
Well, you never know.
Megan, did your one have a bit of angles and pizzazz
and thought put into it?
Depends which one we're talking about.
Megan.
I'm a spring.
Some good, some bad.
That was hugely scientific.
There you go.
100% of Kiwi women.
100% on the money.
That's shocking.
It's Daffodil Day today.
Is it?
Happy Daffodil Day, everybody.
Of course, it's a strange Daffodil Day this year
because the Cancer Society can't be out there
shaking the buckets in Auckland,
the biggest city in the country because of lockdown.
So they're raising money in other ways.
Remember we talked about earlier this
week the auction to have lunch
with Dr. Ashley Daddy
Bloomfield that was up? Great idea.
Kia ora koutou. Kia ora koutou katoa.
Kia ora koutou katoa.
What a dream. It's closed. The auction's
closed. It's sold. Lunch with
Dr. Ashley Bloomfield.
All funds going to the Cancer Society.
$13,550.
It's good.
That's awesome.
It's good.
And it got me thinking.
I was like, that is a fantastic way to raise money for a great charity.
And today on Daffodil Day, what can we do?
What can we as a Bree and Clint radio show and as a wider ZM family, what can we do to raise money?
And I thought people love lunch.
Oh, you're not selling some of our stuff, are you?
No, people love lunch and people love having lunch with interesting people.
Who do I have access to?
And then I thought, Bree, I've got access to Bree.
What if I put up an auction to have lunch with one of the hosts
of Celebrity Treasure Island?
No one is going to buy this, mate.
What if I put up the opportunity
to have lunch with
that girl off TikTok?
You know, if I put that on... Who's on the phone?
On Trade Me. You better
hope you've got a really hot celebrity
on the phone. Well, you're right. You're right. To also
attend. You're right. I thought this event needs
more star power. I need to put some
more oomph into this.
So please welcome to the show our celebrity guest
who I'm auctioning lunch off with.
It's Mama Di.
Hi, guys.
Hi, Mama Di.
Listen to her laughing.
She thinks she's so funny.
She's like, hello, guys.
VIP for this event.
So she's been briefed.
She knows all about it.
Mumma Di, you will be the celebrity special guest
at this fundraising lunch that I've organised.
Oh, look, it sounds absolutely fabulous.
And to be classified as a hot celebrity,
that's made my decade.
I didn't know who it was when I was classifying the person, Mum.
But, yeah, you are pretty.
You're going all right.
As the promoter of this event, I've taken advice from some of the big.
She's in Australia, though.
I know, mate.
I know.
Don't worry.
It's 2020.
I've got a solution.
I've also taken advice from some of my idols in the promoting game,
like Hamish Pinkham from Rhythm and Vines, talent stacking.
So not only will you be having lunch with Mama Di,
you'll also be having lunch with Brie from Celebrity Treasure Island.
That is not.
Who will be attending the event as the chef.
The chef.
To cook her signature chicken parmigiana.
So right now
live on Trade Me
is the option to have lunch
with Mama Di and Brie
kind of.
I love it.
Look, it sounds fantastic,
Brianna. You cooking,
wine, I mean
and we're raising money for a great cause.
Great cause.
You don't have to do anything.
I have to bloody cook for everyone.
Yes, I do.
I have to, you know, go between people and get everyone talking.
How is she going to do that?
You know, see how everyone's feeling.
She's in Australia.
Well, Clint and I are going to have wine.
You know, we're going to kind of add to that ambiance.
I've thought about that.
She's going to be on an iPad on a stick, and I'm going to.
No way can we tape the iPad to producer Ben's face.
That's another really good idea.
Another really good idea.
And whoever wins the auction,
Mum and I will be interacting with all of them.
She'll be the hostess of the event.
She'll be the hostess, and you'll be the wait hostess and you'll be the waitress Oh by the way after you cook the food
You have to serve the food as well
Awesome
We've all got jobs in this
And those are the two jobs that I've given you
Wait are you guys coming to eat?
Yeah
Well yeah
I'd like to
So pretty much this whole thing is me just cooking all of you lunch.
For charity.
Hey, I'm happy to do it for charity, but I just want to call it for what it is.
Yeah.
It's pretty much me just cooking you lunch.
Oh, come on, Brianna.
We can organise a great lunch and I'll go away raving about it.
Exactly right.
You're in Australia.
If we can get a couple of hundred dollars, come on.
Yeah, a couple of hundred dollars would be fantastic.
I'd be stoked.
I'm going to be surprised if we get a couple of hundred.
Mum and I get this.
We've already had a bid on the lunch.
Can you believe it?
Oh, really?
Not Tristan?
No, not Tristan.
I've just seen it.
No, the current...
Oh, my God, the bids are going up.
The current leading bid to have lunch.
And by the way, this is lunch for you and three friends with mum and I.
Oh, my God.
How many people am I cooking for?
The current leading bid for this lunch, we are at 20 bucks.
Pretty good.
Hey.
40 bucks.
We're at $40.
Oh, my God, Pete.
It's a bidding war.
It's a bidding war over you, Mum.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I've never felt so wanted.
And I know, right?
And you've never been more wanted because you are the star attraction at this event.
It's called Have Lunch With Mumadai, and then in brackets, and Bree.
And if you'd like to bid on it, it's currently up on Trade Me.
Yeah, it's on Trade Me.
Hey, anything for charity.
And it's going live on our Bree and Clint Facebook now too.
We see the cancer fun.
There we go.
Oh, it's going up more.
Get in there, everybody.
Bree and Clint.
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Brian Clint.
$5,000.
We're at $5,000 for our auction to have lunch with Mama Di.
For the Cancer Society, it is daffodil day today.
I was hoping that we would crack maybe 1,000 after a week.
1,000 would have been good.
The auction's now at $5,000,
which I understand now puts it out of range for a lot of people listening.
Like, who's got five grand?
But at the same time, this is incredible.
And someone can afford it.
So it's got to go to the highest bidder because it's for charity.
Yeah.
So that's awesome if we can give $5,000 to such a worthy cause.
So that's great.
Has there ever been that much pressure on your chicken parmigiana?
Never.
Never ever.
If you want to bid on the auction or if you just want to have a look at it
and see what it's all about, it's lunch for you and three friends
with Mama Di who will be on Zoom on an iPad on a stick
and celebrity chef Brie Thomasel.
You can go to our Facebook page or our Instagram page
and swipe up or just search Lunch With Mama Di on Trade Me.
Okay, morale boosting request.
It's the last one.
Yes, this is the last one.
Provided we get out of lockdown at midnight on Sunday,
which is the plan,
this will be the last time we need to use our morale boosting request
until the next time
the nation needs
its morale boosted.
So it's got to be a good one.
We only have four suggestions today
and these are them.
First one,
Outkast,
Hey Ya.
It's good.
Another bit of Hey Ya.
Second suggestion,
the song to boost
the mood of the nation going into the weekend. Auckland's last weekend of Hey Ya. Second suggestion, the song to boost the mood of the nation going into the weekend.
Auckland's last weekend of Level 3, Bob Sinclair, Love Generation.
That's good.
That's a morale-boosting song.
Suggestion number three is DJ Sammy.
Oh, this is the moment in time, isn't it?
This is huge.
Yeah.
And one more, it's come back through.
I reckon it was the runner-up yesterday.
Shapeshifter.
It's my vote.
Shapeshifter.
All the way. All the colours ignite tonight. It's my vote. Let all the colours ignite tonight.
All the way.
All the way behind it.
Now, we only need an impartial judge today if you and I disagree.
Okay.
Okay?
And your vote is for?
Shape shifter.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Same.
This song just fits.
It's a morale booster.
We're on the way up.
Here you go. It's your final booster. We're on the way up. Here you go.
It's your final morale boosting request New Zealand. Brian Clint, ZM. And paint it blue, let all the color ignite tonight If you can take the war and all its pain
Grab all the negative and insane
Soak them all up and rinse them away
Let all the colors ignite tonight
Let all the colors ignite tonight
Let all the colors ignite tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight
Let all the colors ignite tonight
Cause while we had
New days of rain
You went and chased the miles away
New light to the rise
Let all the color unite tonight
All that I can say now
Moving the loop and travel
Lifetime to see the fire
If we could take the slave And wipe it clean We'll be right back. Secrets that once were counted Back to the start Of burning empathy
My beating heart
Into the sky we start
To live again
Let all the colors ignite tonight
Let all the colors ignite tonight
Let all the colors ignite tonight
Let all the colors ignite tonight, tonight Let all the colors ignite tonight, yeah
Cause while we have
The days that wait
The weather takes the miles away
New light to the rise
Let all the colors and night All that
we said
enough
Nothing to
lose
without
love
Lifetime
feeds the
fire
Love that
gonna be
night and
night Outro Music ZM, Brie and Clint.
They're making a huge return to R&B this New Year's
as one of the headliners with Benny,
and that is your morale-boosting request this afternoon
from Shapeshifter.
I saw
them live
at the
you know the show
that they put on for after the
Christchurch shootings. Yes that's right.
And it was
incredible. Like they were just so
amazing live. They are yeah. And to be in
a situation where so many people came
together after that horrible event it was pretty special. They're legitimately yeah. And to be in a situation where so many people came together after that horrible event,
it was pretty special.
They're legitimately
one of the best
New Zealand acts
of all time.
And now your morale booster request.
Thank you to whoever
sent that in.
That was really good, I think.
Bree and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second
of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second. a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second It's the game where Brie and I go head to head guessing songs.
We play for people...
Oh!
Well, we know who...
Damn it, that was my new strategy.
Don't turn Brie's microphone on.
And we play for people at home.
Helen, you've gotten through first.
Who would you like to play for you?
I'll go with you, Brie.
Sounds good, Helen.
All right, if Brie wins, you'll get free mobile fuel.
And Alice, if I win, you'll get it, okay?
Perfect, thank you.
Who the hell are you, Alice?
Sorry that you get that all the time.
I'm embarrassed for myself.
I don't think it's hell.
I think it's, what's the word?
Yeah, I can't say that on the radio.
Oh, right. Yeah, good point. Good point.
Alice knows. She knew what I was getting at. I know.
Who the?
Who the? It's Alice.
Me?
There she is.
Anastasia runs the One Second Song Challenge.
Talk us through it, Anastasia.
So basically, this week's theme is
because the country, fingers crossed,
will be getting out of lockdown
and everyone will be in level two as of...
Monday.
Well, Monday, yeah.
We're doing duos this week.
So basically you two, your buzzers are your own names
and the first person to guess the song is...
Duos, did you say?
Wins a point.
Yeah, so we're going to go for musical duos.
For level two.
Gotcha.
Oh, yeah, because we're going down to level two.
Twosomes for level two.
Yeah, twosomes.
All right, I'm ready.
All right, let's go.
Let's go for song number one.
Clint.
MGMT, Electric Feel.
I love that song.
I love both the MGMT songs.
Yeah.
That's pretty true, actually, yeah.
This actually artist has a very similar statement
following their career.
Oh, okay.
Here's song number two.
Freak.
Oh, we talked about this last week.
We played it for Friday Jams last week.
Uh-oh.
I don't want to let you go.
I'm going to need an answer break.
It's Carmen.
Yep.
This is the bit I'm stuck on too.
Yeah.
You're going to have to give it a go.
Sorry.
I mean, I can't count you down, but someone needs to.
Don't know that.
Carmen Brokenhearted.
Yes.
And again, two songs?
Two songs, yeah.
Well, maybe they had a couple more, but yeah.
Actually, this next artist, you could probably say the same.
Okay, so this is all for level two.
It's all duos who have probably had two hits.
Two hits, yeah. Okay, it's good. I like two. It's all duos who have probably had two hits. Two hits.
Okay, it's good.
I like it.
Here's song number three.
Three.
I get the feeling on a summer day when you were born.
I crash my car into the wind.
I watch I let it burn.
If you don't get it, I've so got it, by the way.
No, I don't know it.
It's Icona Pop, I Don't Care.
Woo!
Oh, no.
No?
It's not right.
Okay, well...
It's I Love It.
I love it.
I don't care.
Yep.
All right, the game lives on.
Here's song number four
One more
She doesn't know
She just knows the song
I wanna celebrate
Oh yeah
One more time
This could not be
One more time
Yeah who's it by
Hey
What are you doing
Yeah no I won
I already said who it was by
Then played the song Is it by Hey, what are you doing? Yeah, no, I won. I already said who it was by.
Then play the song.
Is it by...
One More Time Duo. Can I give you a hint?
Yeah.
Can you?
They disguise themselves.
Yeah, I know.
That's who I was thinking of.
Oh, why is it not in my brain?
Are they French?
One more time.
Well, technically they're aliens.
Oh, my God.
It's literally right here. Starts with a D. Buzzer out. Da're aliens. Oh, my God. It's literally right here.
Starts with a D.
Buzzer out.
Daft Punk.
Oh, no.
I'm going to give it a buzzer.
It was on the buzzer.
Play another round then.
Clint.
Wham and Wake Me Up.
Brackets before you go-go.
There it is.
Congrats, Clint Thank you
That was an exciting game
Who was I playing for?
Alice
Alice?
You've already...
Yeah
Who the...
It's Alice
Oh, she's here
Alice
Is that you?
Who the hell are you, Alice?
I am not
You've won the fuel, Alice.
Thank you.
Brie and Clint.
And she deserved it after those punishing jokes from us.
Brie and Clint.
For this next story, I think we need to kick off a particular type of music.
This is a story out of a zoo in Poland that plans to start giving some elephants medical marijuana.
In a bid to help reduce the elephants' stress levels.
Right.
This is a really quite a sad story, actually.
So apparently their alpha female in the group, her name was Erna,
she passed away recently.
And apparently there's a couple of the elephants
who are really grieving her quite hard.
Elephants are incredibly intelligent.
They're like people.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're super emotionally intelligent as well.
Apparently it takes up to a couple of years, months or even years
for them to come to terms with, you know, someone close to them dying,
which is quite sad.
So they've started to test different types of CBD oils.
Good.
On different African elephants.
Yeah.
Which they put into their mouths or via food to see if it has the same relaxing effects.
Nice.
Yeah.
Got a question for you.
Yeah.
If an elephant smoked a joint,
would it smoke it out of its mouth or out of its trunk?
Well, we don't smoke it through our nostrils.
No.
I mean, hypothetically.
But elephants drink water through their trunk.
Nah, it'd be through their mouth.
Would it?
Yeah.
But it could get two joints in if it did it out of its...
Well, that's true.
When it exhales, would it exhale out its mouth or out its trunk?
To be honest, if someone hotboxed a car,
it could just stick the trunk in and just...
Suck all the hotbox suck all the weed smoke out.
Hey, that elephant stole my weed smoke.
Damn you, elephant.
It's quite interesting, isn't it?
Did you know that apparently they've used things like CBD oil
and other things like that on quite a few different animals?
No, I didn't know.
Yeah, apparently they've tested it on different types,
like dogs and horses, and it's had quite effective results.
Right.
Yeah.
Interesting.
They always test the elephants at 4.20.
So, yeah.
I wonder what sort of food they stock up on for the elephants
before they give it the, you know, what's munchies for an elephant?
What would it be?
Probably just peanuts.
Yeah, peanuts.
Yeah, that's its favourite, right?
Brie and Clint.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday-okey.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-okey!
All right.
Every Friday, head-to-head, you and I singing,
and the nation decides the winner.
We have the rest of our Friday-okey live tour on hold at the moment
until after lockdown. Just postponed. We have the rest of our Friday Oki live tour on hold at the moment until after lockdown.
Just postponed.
We're still doing it.
Christchurch and Dunedin, we are coming for you as soon as they open the border
and we can have some confidence that we can get in a bar with more than 10 people.
Yeah, because we'd like more than 10 people to attend.
We'd like more than 10.
Yeah.
So let's just wait.
Let's make it as good as we possibly can.
Yeah.
This week I picked this song and I went with one of my all-time favourite bangers.
Wonderwall.
Who doesn't love this song?
It's one of the greatest songs of all time.
So good.
But is it a good song for us to sing today?
It's pretty monotone. It's pretty
monotone the whole way through. Hence why I
picked it for you and I. Can anyone make
it exciting? That's the challenge, I think.
So because you
selected the song, you get to go first today.
What even is a Wonderwall?
Oh, straight in. A wall where you go
and you sit and you wonder.
Here's Breeze. Wonderlust. Nope, straight in. A little wall where you go and you sit and you wonder. Here's Breeze.
Wonderlust.
Nope, Wonderwall.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realised what you gotta do.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.
Bagby, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out.
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. Because And after all
You're my wonderwall
Get in!
Your face puckered up like a cat's bumhole listening to that.
There's a few bits I was like, oh, that's not good.
But I had fun, so that's amazing.
Yeah, it was fun, yeah.
Okay, that's Bree's attempt at Friday Oki, so that's amazing. Yeah, it was fun, yeah.
Okay, that's Bree's attempt at Fridayoke.
You can't vote until you've heard both.
So here's my attempt at this week's Fridayoke Wonderwall.
I need to sound like you're from London, yeah?
Or Manchester?
Or, um, Manchester?
Yeah, Manchester.
Maybe Liverpool.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realised what you gotta do.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. now Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure
you've heard it all before but you've never
really had a doubt
I don't believe that
anybody feels
the way I do about you
now
Because maybe the way I do about you now.
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.
And after all,
you're my Wonderwall.
Oh. You're my wonderwall
I feel like a beer.
Yeah, and like five ciggies.
I feel like both you and I hit the brief monotone.
Didn't we?
Here's the problem with that song.
We nailed it.
When you're singing it, you feel like you're doing such a good job.
I had so much fun this week.
But when you hear it back.
It's not the best, but it's a bit of fun.
Sounds like that.
No?
Yeah.
Only one of us can be the winner of Friday Okie this week.
And this is where you guys come in.
That was our best attempt.
We both spent a quarter of an hour with a professional audio engineer.
But who nailed it?
Who did the best Friday Oki? 0800-DIAL-ZM
if you want to have your say
and vote for who you think
should take it out this week.
Brie and Clint.
Friday Oki!
You just heard Brie and me.
Brie and I.
Brie and myself.
Take on Oasis Wonderwall.
And we're looking for your votes
on 0800-DIAL dial ZM to pick the winner
You can call through and pick either Bree
And after all
You're my Wonderwall
Or me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I feel like a beer
It's definitely one of those songs that increases
In enjoyment the more
Drinks you've had
Yes, totally
0800 dial ZM if you want to have your say.
One voting spot left open if you would like it.
We'll start with Freya.
Hi, Freya.
Hi, Freya.
Hello.
Who do you want to vote for this afternoon, mate?
I think it was a tough decision for me,
but I think I like Brie Best of All.
Oh, thanks, Freya.
Wonderful.
Thank you, Freya.
You're my Wonderwall.
Michael's here. Hi, Michael. G'day, Mike. G'day. G'd, Freya. You're my Wonderwall. Michael's here.
Hi, Michael.
G'day, Mike.
G'day.
G'day, Mike.
Breeze all over it.
Breeze all over it.
Oh, cheers, Mike.
Breeze all over it.
Sorry, mate, but Bree has to own it today.
Breeze all over it, but you're voting for Clint?
Not a chance.
Not today.
Good try, though.
All right, have a good weekend, Michael.
Thanks, Mike.
Is Michael your Wonderwall?
Absolutely. Yeah, good. All right. Tarina, weekend, Michael. Thanks, Mike. Is Michael your wonderwall? Absolutely.
Yeah, good, all right.
Tarina, hi.
G'day, Tarina.
Hi.
Pick a winner of Friday Oaky this week.
I'm voting for Bree.
Oh, cheers, Tarina.
Mine wasn't bad enough to get a pantsing.
Tarina's laugh, I love that.
It's surely not bad enough.
Teresa, hi.
Hi, Teresa.
Hiya.
I'm voting for Bree. She was amazing. In fact, I think, Teresa. Hiya. I'm voting for Brie.
She was amazing.
In fact, I think, Brie, you sang it better than the Gallaghers.
Oh, Teresa, stop it.
I enjoyed it better than I've ever listened.
No, Teresa, stop.
Actually, more.
Give me more, Teresa.
She actually had more to drink than the Gallaghers before she sang her version.
That might be the secret.
Can she get a clean sweep?
Paige, hi.
Hi, Paige.
Hi.
Who's the winner of Friday Okie today?
Brie, definitely.
Paige, you've made my whole week.
Thanks for voting.
No problem.
See you, Paige.
There you go.
You just got a clean sweep.
That one meant a lot to me.
I can tell.
Because I love that song so much.
And I had so much fun doing it. It was fun.
I feel like we were
monotone on par though, weren't we?
Do the rest of the break without
changing pitch.
It's quite hard, but I just channel
one of the Kardashians.
Brie and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
It's a Friday, so on Friday, let's go!
Birthday banger time, come on.
Come on, Clint.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Birthday banger.
We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was top of the charts on their 16th.
Let's start with Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi.
How are you going?
Good. That's good. What's. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi. How are you going? Good.
That's good. What's your birthday, Lisa?
22nd of December, 79.
Right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 22nd of December.
And Lisa, this is your birthday banger.
Alanis Morissette, Let's Go.
Let's Go.
Is it? You like that, Lisa? Goal. Lesh Goal. Is it?
You like that, Lesa?
Yep, that's a good song.
That's a great one.
Because I didn't hear you say Lesh Goal.
Yeah, I thought I kind of heard it, but Lesh Goal?
Yeah, there's nothing.
No, I can't hear it.
That's going to be hugely detrimental when it comes to decision time.
We might get something from Mike. Let's get Mike on. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike. How you doing to be hugely detrimental when it comes to decision time. We might get something from Mike.
Let's get Mike on.
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Mike.
How you doing, guys?
You all right?
Good, Mike. How are you?
Good, good.
Mike, I heard it's your birthday today.
Yeah, that'll be all right.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Okay, Mike, what year were you born in?
1990.
All right, Mike, you were 16 in 2006 on the 28th of August.
And this is your birthday bag.
There you go.
Sugar Babes, let's go.
Let's go.
Push the button, Mike.
Am I right?
This is a good one, Mike.
Well done, man.
I like it.
And any time it is your birthday, that does carry extra weight with it
and the decision-making process, so we'll keep that in mind.
And we'll finish with Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Amy.
Hi, guys.
How do you want to start this?
With a let's go.
Let's go.
Yes, Amy.
What's your birthday, mate?
29th of November, 1994.
All right, you were 16 in 2010.
I've got a good feeling, Amy, because this is your birthday banger.
Good, Amy.
That's a really good birthday banger.
I'm not going to lie. From the Far East Movement.
That is a banger for a Friday.
One of my favourite songs about a plane, actually.
Yeah.
Do you like it?
Because that's important.
Do you like your birthday banger?
Yeah, I wasn't actually expecting that.
So no, it's wicked.
No, good.
Okay.
It's a tune.
So we've got Alanis Morissette, Hand In My Pocket, to choose from.
We've got Mike's Sugar Babes, Push The Button.
And we've got
Far East Movement
Like a G6.
I love them all.
I think they're all
great birthday bangers.
I'd be happy with any of them.
Yes.
But the one that makes me go
let's go
is Like a G6.
Oh yeah.
I agree.
I just think we might have
reached our quota
on saying that now.
On the
on saying what?. On the?
On saying what?
Mike, you?
Oh, no, not Mike.
Who was it?
Amy.
Amy, you won birthday banger.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, guys.
Give us a lish go, Amy. Lish go. Do my ride, do my ride like three six Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6
Give me that Mo Mo wet, wet
Give me that Christmas style
Ladies love my style
At my table gettin' wild
Get them bottles poppin'
We get that drip and that drop
Now give me two more bottles
Cause you know it don't stop
Hell yeah
Drink it up
We're sober cause around me
They be actin' like they drunk
They be actin' like they drunk Actin' like they drunk We're sober cause around me they be acting like they drunk They be acting like they drunk
We're sober cause around me they be acting like they drunk
We're holding bottles in the ice
Like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right
Get a slizzard, set the scissor
In my ride, in my ride
Like 3-6
Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G ride, like a 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G-6
Like a G-6, like a G-6
Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G-6
Like a G-6, like a G-6
Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G-6
Sippin' on, dippin' on six
I'ma make, make it fix
Girl, I keep it gangsta
Poppin' bottles at the crib
This is how we live
Every single night
Take that bottle to the head
And let me see you fly
Oh yeah
Drink it up, drink it up
Sober girls around me
They be actin' like they drunk
They be actin' like they drunk Actin' like they drunk With sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk They be acting like they drunk
Acting, acting like they drunk
With sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk
Bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right
Getting slizzards with a scissor in my ride
In my ride, like 3-6
Now I'm feeling so fly, like a 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Now I'm feeling so fly, like a G6
808 bump, make you put your hands up
Make you put your hands up
Put your, put your hands up
It's that 808 bump
Make you put your hands up
Make you put your hands up
Put your, put your hands up
Damn yeah
Make you put your hands up
Make you put your hands up
Put your, put your hands up
Damn yeah Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Hell yeah
Make you put your hands up
Make you put your hands up
Put your, put your hands up
Popping bottles in the ice
Like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right
Kitting slizzards, sipping scissor
Am I right?
Am I right?
Like 3-6
Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G-6 Like a G-6 Zed and Bree and Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Far East Movement.
It's Like a G6. No regrets on's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Far East Movement. It's Like a G-Sex.
No regrets on that one.
2010 that song came out.
That's 10 years old.
10 years old.
God, I feel old now.
Earlier in the show, we told you that Macaulay Culkin turned 40 yesterday.
Wild.
Now we're telling you that the Far East Movement came out 10 years ago?
What's happening?
I told you my
theory before that this year should be cancelled, eh?
2020 is a write-off.
No one gets a year older this year.
Yeah, we should get a pass on this year.
You don't have to grow up
this year. Because what have you done?
What do they say for daylight savings?
Take the clocks back.
Yeah, turn them back.
Turn them back. I mean, sure, you've probably done three years of damage to yourself
from all the drinking you've done in isolation.
It's just so easy and cheap.
Yeah, I know.
And it makes me feel better.
It is.
I've got some pretty interesting statistics.
Oh, right, okay.
And it's about indoor gardening, which is a code word on this show.
And people will figure it out from that.
If you haven't figured it out.
Yeah, it's dancing.
Horizontally.
Yeah.
There's some really interesting stats that have been released about the different habits
of the
average human being when it comes to indoor gardening.
Okay.
So I'm talking how many times a week, what time during the day is the most common, and
also what day of the week is the most common.
Oh, the last two really interest me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So let's start off with
how many times a week?
What do you think
is the most common?
Is it every day?
Five to six?
Three to four?
Once or twice a week?
Once a fortnight?
Once or twice a month?
Less than once a month?
Oh, God.
I find this question so strange because it's so different for every couple.
And I actually find this question, like, it's a bit mean to some people because it makes
you feel not normal if your number is a hell of a lot lower.
No, I think, and to be honest, looking at these statistics, which is really good, there's
quite a big spread across the board.
And I think the main one is just a little bit higher than the others.
Okay, I would say the average, taking everybody into account, would be something like once
a fortnight.
Right.
So that one came in at 18%, which was one of the higher ones.
But the winner was once or twice a week being 23%.
There you go.
So pretty close.
Yeah.
Let's go to what time during the day, which I mean, there's always an argument.
Do you mean within a 24-hour day?
Within a 24-hour day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're talking morning, night, middle of the day.
All right.
The most common must be 10, 15.
Morning or night?
Night. Sorry, night.
Night.
I was like, what are you doing?
It is the most common at 86% is between 6 and 10 p.m.
There you go.
I was just off.
Yeah.
Which is a lot more than in the morning.
6 p.m. is good.
Yeah, 6 p.m.
What are you skipping the news?
We're not even home by 6 p.m. Is good. Yeah, 6 p.m. Are you skipping the news? We're not even home by 6 p.m.
Is that what I'm doing wrong?
Yeah, you need to get home earlier.
I need to do the day show.
But this is the most interesting part to me,
was the day of the week that is the most popular.
Right.
Which I was like, I've never even thought about that before.
Okay, if the most popular time bracket is between 6 and 10 p.m.,
then it has to be on a weekend night.
And I would say weekend nights are Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
What day is the most popular?
Factor in random hookups.
To have some indoor gardening.
I'm going to say Saturday night.
Saturday night was third.
Behind.
Behind Sunday, which came in at second.
Yeah.
And the number one day to have an indoor garden was...
And good news for everyone today, it's Friday!
It's Friday!