ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 29th 2019

Episode Date: August 29, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where I'm just rushing out the door quickly I've got to get home and change some nappies and Brie has dinner with her suit guy Oh the different lives we lead How is your suit guy? He's good Are you catching up with him because you've got an event coming up? No, just catching up to catch up Right, you don't need a suit

What are you two giggling about? Actually nothing Actually nothing Nothing to do with that Shave No, shave. It's going to be so lame. You're not going to like this, Bree.

I just gave a nice rocket countdown for Ellie and I and Mike's to come on. That's literally all it was. It's not even funny. I love that. Let's do it again. Are you ready? Well, we can't hear it because their mics will be off. Yeah.

You raise a good point. Right. Since you got your suit guy, have you got any other guys? Do I have any other guys? You raise a good point Right Since you got your suit guy Have you got any other guys? Do I have any other guys? Your dress guy Shoe guy Car guy

Cleaning guy Coffee guy Any other guys? I've got a hair lady You've got a hair lady Nice I've got an eyebrow lady too recently Nice

Does she do your downstairs eyebrows as well? Oh no I've got a laser girl for that. And you got a laser girl. It's important to have people, There's a lot of maintenance for a woman, isn't there? No, there is.

Yeah, there is. This is bullshit. I agree. Do you have a facial person? No, I really need to get onto that though. Getting old. Don't.

No, I actually. It's good to be proactive. I think I'm. Okay, mate. It is. It is. Do you want to come with me

To get some Botox Because you're getting A bit of white Are you getting Botox Yeah I'm looking into it Don't Why not You don't need it

Can I just say You do not need it Just a little bit I don't want a lot Just here The frown line In between my eyebrows Get it

No don't get it Your expression comes from there Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Get it Why

Why do you want me to get it? Because I want to see what happens. No. Oh, you're a good friend, Clint. You know, Annabelle, my flatmate, she said her sister, her sister? One of her friends, I can't remember, someone she knows got it, and you can actually get paralysed.

Well, okay. There you go. But it was only for three months. It's fine. Yeah, but the person doesn't look surprised, so. They look totally fine with it. Okay. They look really neutral i mean they

i mean they've had a horrific botox accident but they don't look sad or anything should i get filler in my lips no yeah no you're telling me to get all because you obviously want to no i definitely don't want that i would never get filler in my lips would you get filler in your hips i think i've already got big enough lips. Juicy. I get lots of compliments on this, Mal. Alright. And on that note,

true story. Hit the podcast. ZM. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Mate, we're on. Oh, we're on. Hey, guys, what's going on? Brie and Clint ready for another show. Every bloody day, every day, they're like, oh, go back on the radio, do another show.

We just finished one just yesterday. Well, don't sound like a grouch. Since having a kid, you've gone all angry, Dad. Haven't you? No, I've got to do something motivational to level this out. What have I got? Just so people can get a visual of Clint today, he's wearing a very unusual pant.

See, this is upsetting me because I've invested in a new type of pant. Don't pretend like you can't wear it. I told you last week I was due for a wardrobe overhaul. Yeah, well, I think you've gone too far. Well, and I... This is the problem. Picture, picture... Why are these pants?

I like these pants. They look like chinos mixed with suit pants mixed with exercise tights. I think this is a good look. And I, you know, I put these on and I walked out

and I showed my wife before I came to work and I said, these are the new pants. I mean, I don't have to wear them. Do you think they're too far? And she told me they looked good. She said, no, it looks nice.

Yeah, but she's hormonal. The words I used were, are these pants too swaggy? Just because it's Fashion Week here doesn't mean you can wear that stuff. Oh, that's rich coming from you. You went to Fashion Week yesterday. I wear a denim jacket every single day of my life. What's that? Oh, you're wearing a denim jacket too single day of my life. What's that? Oh, you're wearing

a denim jacket too. Yeah, but you're wearing those pants as well. Yeah, I can't bloody win. Okay, look, I'm just trying my best out here, alright? I just,

I don't do pants well. Are you going to a yoga class after work? Oh, shut up. Today on the show, we're going to play What's the Plot? Your chance to win

some prizes with us later on. Also, tell them about our surprise new game. Oh, we've got a new game called Surprise Game Show where we ring people and they end up on a game show they never knew that they were on. I think people are going to love it.

We're going to call Rotorua today and ask them one question and one question only. What day? It's Saturday. Oh, I know. I know. Don't give the answer away yet. Have they learnt yet? You know, it's been 15 years. We're going to find out.

Have Runaway finally figured it out? Father's Day. And what are they going to win? Absolutely nothing. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I totally disagreed with what she thinks she should do in this situation that she's in. Wait, she's been given a speeding ticket? So she's been sent a speeding ticket in the mail.

Yeah. So obviously that's one of those. Camera. The camera. So she's been caught on the camera. Anyway, she's got sent a ticket. She's opened it. She's looked at it.

She's looked at it again. And then she was like, wait a minute. And she didn't really recognize the area where the speeding ticket was taken. Sure. And she's remembered that she lent her car to one of her friends. Mmm. And she's like looked at the dates and lined up the dates and realised that it was actually, yeah, the dates when her friend had the car.

Oh, okay. Anyway, she said to me, she's like, yeah, the dates when her friend had the car. Oh, okay. Anyway, she said to me, she's like, oh, she's like, should I make him pay for the ticket? And I was like, um, of course you make him pay for the ticket. Of course you should, yeah. I was like, why would you not make him pay for the ticket? Why was she in two minds about it? Well, that's what I didn't understand. Right, she's just too nice.

I thought I was- So not only has she lent a friend a car. Yes. She has then incurred a speeding ticket because of that friend. Yeah. No, you've done enough. You don't need to pay for that, right? You don't need to pay for it, no. And any good friend would pay it. Any good friend, if they found out, they'd feel awful.

Of course they would. Like, oh my god, I'm so sorry I got you that fine. Let me pay for it for you. What if there's like a bit of confusion around the dates? What do you mean confusion around the dates? No, I'm just saying what if the friend, I don't know because she hasn't said anything to her friend yet. Yeah. But what if the friend comes back and goes, no, I didn't have the car.

Well, then that's, oh. Well, the friend either did or you didn't. Like, you should know what day the friend had the car. Does that mean they're a bad friend? What, if they just tried to dispute it? If they're like, no, I didn't have the car. This is the thing. You can request a photo.

You can say, I need photographic evidence of this, and they need to send you a picture of the speeding camera. And if the photo's been taken of you driving towards the speeding camera, which it usually is, you'll be able to see the driver, and you can see who's in the car. This actually happened in my family one time. Yeah. Because my mum was saying to my dad, because we had obviously,

there was one family car. Yeah. And then my dad had like his farm cars, right? Yeah. And one time she gets sent this speeding ticket and she goes, she goes, my mum never speeds. She's like, I don't think that was me. And my dad's like, oh, I never drove the Land Cruiser.

It was definitely you. It was definitely you. Anyway, so my mum ended up getting a picture. I remember I got a picture sent and there's my dad sitting in the driver's seat eating an egg and bacon McMuffin. With another woman in the passenger seat. No, there was no one else in there. Get the photo. Get the photo.

See what happens. Get the photo. You can't get out of it then. Yeah. It could be the end of the friendship, but at least you'll get out of a $60 speeding ticket. Yeah, it's worth it. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. This is fun. Welcome to our first ever surprise game show where we call a random number and put them on the spot. They're on a game show. They didn't even know they were playing. Pretty simple idea. It's a game show over we call a random number and put them on the spot. They're on a game show. They didn't even know they were playing. Pretty simple idea.

It's a game show over the phone where you win nothing. We thought because it is this Sunday, it is Father's Day, we would call somewhere in Rotorua

where that iconic phone call came from and ask them the question. What day is Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. So good luck to the Rotorua branch of Helenstynes. Good luck to all the players.

Good afternoon, Helenstynes Rotorua. You're speaking with Sasha. Sasha, welcome to Surprise Game Show. Are you ready for your first question? Okay. What day is Father's Day? Sunday. You got it.

You've got it. Wow, as easy as that. Congratulations. You're the first ever winner of Surprise Game Show. What has she won, Clint? Absolutely nothing. What? Okay, I've got to let you go.

Bye. That's good. That's a 100% strike record. She nailed it. Okay, you're up next. Who are we calling for Surprise Game Show? We're going to call the Rotorua Commercial Travellers Club.

Oh, fantastic. My parents are members. Oh, yeah, well, I might talk to your mum. Hello, City Club. Liz speaking. Hello, and welcome to Surprise Game Show.

Are you ready to play? Oh, yeah. Good. Here comes your first question. What day? It's Father's Day. Sunday. Here comes your first question. What day? It's Friday. Sunday. You've got it.

You've got it. He's got it. Congratulations. You're the second ever only winner of Surprise Game Show. What was your name? Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth.

Tell Elizabeth what she's won, Bree. Elizabeth, you've won nothing. Excellent. Elizabeth, tell Elizabeth what she's won, Bree. Elizabeth, you've won nothing. It's normal then. Life continues as it is. It continues on. Nothing changes. Anybody you'd like to thank? Pardon?

Anybody you'd like to thank? No, no one. All right, perfect. Thank you very much. Take yourself, Elizabeth, because you're the only winner here. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. That's a lie.

He's actually live from Boston. Dean McCarthy, why are you in Boston? I've got to get a coffee. I've got to go to Jaws. Get out of my way. Hey, Dean, I'm walking here. I'm walking here. Get off my jock.

Hey, tell us, Dean, what's going on with Mel B, a.k.a. Scary Spice and her Spice Girls reunion tour money? Oh, I feel so sorry for her. I love Mel B. As you might remember, she and her ex-husband, Stefan Bonafonte, broke up about a year ago now. He kind of sent her broke. There's no nice way to put it.

He sent her broke. He was the one in charge of all of her finances. Anyway, she finally gets this big paycheck from the Spice Girls tour, minus Victoria Beckham, and now he wants a big cut of it. So specifically, he currently gets $5,000 spousal support, like former spousal support or whatever the hell that means, but now he wants $20,000 a month. Kevin Fedline, Britney Spears actually did the same thing.

The second they got these bigger paychecks, the men come back like zombies from the dead wanting more money. Wait, wait, wait. So he lost all the money. And now he wants more. Piss off. But K-Fed, wasn't K-Fed raising the kids? Like, K-Fed needs some child support, baby.

Yeah, the kids live half-time with K-Fed, half-time with Britney. He didn't have them full-time. Well, maybe when she went a little bit pro. Yeah, I think he had them for varying amounts of time, depending on what Britney was doing at the time. But she was still paying him spousal support as well. Oh, on top of the child support. Oh, okay, no, that's not a thing.

Okay, also, Taylor Swift, she rocked the VMAs, she called out Donald Trump, and now she has had her house broken into again. Yeah, fourth time in a year. Fourth time, fourth crazy dude banned. So this time it was her Rhode Island mansion. She's got to sell that place, actually, because everyone knows where it is.

You can see it from the entire island, and she keeps getting people trying to break in. This guy, however, believed that they were going to be together. He believed that they were going to marry. Yeah. So this is how he's going to get her. He was going to break into the house like a psychopath and then they will be together.

That was the plan, unfortunately. Dean, any word if they should set that guy up with the girl that broke into Channing's house? I don't know. Are you free? Yeah. I was going to say, you mean you. Shut up.

It wasn't me. Brie wants to date the Taylor Swift guy. That's all allegedly. Is the guy hot? The timeline is impenetrable. Okay? It can't be this way.

Show me a picture of him and I'll make a decision. That is Dean McCarthy. He's live from Boston. What are you doing in Boston? Boston. Get out of my way. Get out of my face.

I ain't walking here. I'm walking here. Brie and Clint. the podcast, ZM. Look, you and I have talked about, obviously, how much weddings cost and my feelings on the subject. Yeah, you're cheap. No, I'm not cheap. I just think it's a lot of money to spend on one day.

But it's a great day. Yeah, but, you know, I just think that that money, I mean, I'm all for having a party and people coming together. I love that. Yeah. But I think, you know, the cost of it, you could use that and it could go towards something else. Yeah.

And some of them do spiral out of control cost-wise. Yeah. And that's where this idea from a UK brother and sister comes in where they've decided their names are Andrea and Christopher and they've decided to have a shared wedding. So just so we're clear, they're not brother and sister getting married, right? No, they're not getting married to each other. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Andrea has a fiancé and Christopher has his own fiancé and they were both looking at similar venues and similar times to get married. It was just a coincidence that they both got engaged around the same time. Anyway, they came up with the idea to just have a two-in-one. Yeah. Two-in-one wedding day. Makes sense if you've got a lot of friends in common and makes sense

if she's the one that suggested it. I do worry how his fiance might feel about it because obviously him and his sister are very tight. Does his fiance want her big day shared with his sister? You know? Another bride stealing her thunder. Yeah and you don't want to look like a bridezilla or some kind of diva. Yes. But it is your big day, and you do deserve the right.

Every woman does deserve the right to her big day, and it's to be done the way that she wants it to be done. Yeah. But, I mean, do you want to know how much money they saved? Yeah, sure. They saved around $20,000. Okay, that makes a little bit of sense. Yeah.

You're not sold. No, no, no, it's good. It's good. How much money did you spend on your wedding? About $40,000. Okay, that makes a little bit of sense. Yeah. You're not sold. No, no, no. It's good. It's good. How much money did you spend on your wedding? About $40,000. That's about a standard wedding, isn't it? Yeah.

Actually, my sister spent more than that. Well, sorry. My dad spent more than that. It's a very personal question, by the way. But it's out there now. Yeah. It's kind of, I think about, like if you want to have about a hundred people. How many people did you have? A hundred people. Yeah, that's out there now. Yeah. It's kind of I think about like if you want to have about a hundred

How many people did you have? A hundred people. Yeah that's a fair amount. Yeah. I think my sister had like a hundred and forty in the end. Oh god.

That's a lot of people isn't it? Yeah. Has she got a lot of friends or she's just bad at whittling it down? No well it just kind of people just kept

getting added. Didn't she invite your former co-host to the wedding? Did she? No. Oh, no. Oh, no, you went to his wedding.

I went to his wedding. Yeah, right. And my parents came with me to his wedding. God, that is the best. You didn't invite my parents to your wedding. They're pretty annoyed about that. I didn't even bloody meet your parents. Actually, now that we're talking about it,

you didn't invite me to the wedding. No, because you were a secret. I was pretty upset. You were a secret. I wasn't allowed to tell anybody that you were coming here, remember? Yeah, true. Yeah, it was all hush-hush.

I could have been your long-lost cousin. You could have come to the stag do and been the stripper. Excuse me. Paint, strip. Upper- class escort. Thank you very much. Share your wedding with your sibling if you really want.

My warning is there are emotions at play. And honestly, just spend the money. Spend the money. It's going to be once. It's going to be one day of your life. And after that, you never get to do it again unless you get divorced. And you won't miss it. You won't miss it.

It is such a great day. And Clint will lend you the 40K. Zed M Spree and Clint, the podcast. Did you ever think about, obviously, people who use Trade Me, some of the dodgy stuff that would go down on that website? Nah, I've never thought about it being like a black market situation. Because, I mean, one of the biggest problems that they have with Trade Me is people selling stolen goods.

True. And they've released data. The government have released this data where they show how many times they've requested Trade Me data over certain issues. Yeah. Some of them include stolen goods, homicide. What? Drugs.

What's a homicide thing you're selling? Well, items that can be involved. I don't know. I'm not sure. Oh, like a murder weapon. Yeah, firearms, proceeds of crime. The list goes on and on. And apparently the number of requests for Trade Me members' account data,

which obviously the police are asking for that, has dropped. Last year it was 1,348 times. This year it's down to 923 times. Oh, good. The criminals are cleaning up their ways. Either that or they've set up their own website. I've never really thought about that, though. It's called Crime Shop.

Or we sell as knives with a little bit of blood on them. Don't ask any questions. There's a good discount on it. You take your knife and you shut up. Have you ever bought something dodgy off Trade Me? No, I don't think I've bought anything dodgy. I bought nunchucks once. Really?

Yeah. Are they illegal? Yeah. They are? Because they're a weapon? Is that why? Well, mine are practice ones, so I don't know if they are. What's the difference between a practice

set and a real set? Not much. There's just a bit of padding on mine. Are you any good at them? Nah. I'm terrible at them. Do you do that thing, because I've played with nunchucks before. I hit myself in the nipple. I hit myself in the balls. Yeah. They're hard to control. They're really hard to control. I used to do this game

called Surprise Nunchucks at work. Sounds like a great game. Yeah, and I'd just run into an office area and I'd just start nunchucking. Dope game. Yeah. People got upset and I got taken HR. Yeah, no, I've never bought anything dodgy off Trade Me before. You got any weird purchases you've bought off Trade Me before?

What's the most interesting thing you've ever bought on there? Technically, I bought the Venute. Good point. Off Trade Me. Good point. Never saw it in real life. We just bought it off Trade Me. What did you pay for it again? Three grand. Three grand.

And I'm just doing a little bit of math on my phone. Hang on. Just trying to work out cost per use on the Venute. Oh, it's $3,000 per use. We used it more than one day. We drove the whole North Island. You used it to move Alan's flat And that's it

And we also used it to pick up one of his dates before It's the world's most expensive It's the world's most expensive Moving van It's a sculpture You could have paid a whole team of people Sorry I don't mean to rag on the venue Stop ragging on the venue

What did the venue do to you? The venue gave you a lifetime of memories and bad heating. That's what it gave you. I miss her, if anything. Yeah, me too. I want to ask people listening this afternoon, on 0800-DIALS-AT-M, what's the weirdest thing you've purchased on Trade Me?

Oh, yeah. What's some of the strange things that people are getting up to on Trade Me? Yeah, remember that time we saw that ride-on lawnmower on there? That's right. It was just a sheep with a seat on Trade Me. Yeah, remember that time we saw that ride-on lawnmower on there? That's right. It was just a sheep with a seat on its back. Should have bought that. It was a great deal. Great deal.

You can text us on 9696. What's the weird stuff you've bought on Trade Me? Call us too. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Details have been released about the number of requests from police about Trade Me members' account data.

And it's interesting to see the different categories it covers, everything from stolen goods to drugs, firearms, lots of different things on Trade Me. And guess what? The police are watching. Yeah, they're looking at what you're doing on there. Just because you're on the internet doesn't mean you can get away with it. And they can go to Trade Me and say, hey, give us this person's details.

Because you know you can't find anyone's details on there. You click on their profile. You're like, hey, man, do you want to do a little deal offline? Avoid those pesky Trade Me fees. God, I hate those Trade Me fees. They're so out of control. But you can't do it. Police can.

They can get whatever they want. So we're asking you, what's a weird thing that you've bought on Trade Me? Hey, Brenna. Hi, Brenna. Hello. What's the weird thing that you've bought on Trade Me? Hey, Brenna. Hi, Brenna. Hello. What's the weird thing that you've bought off Trade Me? It was my mum, actually. She bought a Chinese gong. I thought you were about to say, I bought my mum off

Trade Me. I was like, how much did you pay? Not quite. Wait, your mum bought a Chinese bong off Trade Me? Gong. Gong. Oh, gong. It is nearly $4.20, so um... You've got to admit, a Chinese bong would be a weird purchase. It. Yeah. It is nearly 420, so. You got to admit, a Chinese bong would be a weird purchase.

It would be. What is a Chinese bong? Chinese bong. Is it just like a. I guess it's just a. Chinese themed bong? Yeah, it's a bong with some Chinese letters on it. How many times can we say bong? Bong.

Bong. Brenna, back to you. What did your mum want with a Chinese gong? She was a big trade me shopper and she just got into a bidding war with this other lady and ended up buying it. I don't even know if she had a reason. Did she think it had some value in it? Did she think she was going to get some money out of it?

No, she paid like $300 for it. Whoa. How much? $300. I'd pay that for a Chinese bong, not a Chinese gong. Going, going, gong. Jessie, hi. Good afternoon.

Jessie. Now, your purchase was sight unseen, much like the Venote. Brie paid three grand for a Venote without ever seeing it. What did you buy without ever seeing it? Can you top that? I can top that, mate. A 14-acre farm with a house without ever seeing it. Holy shmoly.

Wow. Why? A house was on it. Yeah, a house. I tried to buy a couple of other properties, and they just fell through, and this was advertised. A friend sent it through on the Friday. By Wednesday, I'd bought it without even seeing it.

Oh, my God. How much? How much do you say? $565,000. Oh, my God. You win. That's pretty good for 14 acres, I've got to admit. That's not too bad.

It is near Taupo, but, yeah, no, it's probably the craziest trade me purchase I have ever made, but I don't regret it. You'd think so. Yeah. You're a baller. Yeah, I was going to say. You're interested in buying a Venute?

Yeah, do you want to do a trade? We've got one more person here. Emma, you tried to sell something weird on Trade Me. Yeah, yeah, we sure did. Just for shits and giggles, really. We thought we'd try and sell a clear jar with condensation dropping down the side, and it was called a fart in the jar. But we didn't get very far.

It caused a lot of riot going on. The stories were hilarious and comments and things. Yeah, fart in the jar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they took it down before we could actually, the auction could go ahead because it was a body part. No! No! Technically, it is it was a body part. No! No!

Technically, these little body parts. Emma, Emma, asking for a friend, how much did you want for it? I would have swapped it for anything, really. Whatever someone thought it would work. Emma's like, I've got heaps of them lying around. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is one of those Neighbours at War type stories,

and it's out of Australia. An Australian man has won a 17-year battle with his neighbours to be able to keep a Shetland pony in his backyard. Yep. Good. Well done. This is the type of news we need. So the man has a Shetland pony in his backyard. Yep. Good. Well done. This is the type of news we need. So the man has a Shetland pony by the name of Horse.

Good name. Yeah, that's what he's called it. Strong name. I know, right? It says exactly what it is. It's his best friend. They go on regular walks about 15 to 30 kilometres each day. Wow.

Yeah, big walks. It's a horse, right? You've got to get it out there. And lives in his backyard. His neighbours are not happy about it. Yeah, they're loud Shetland ponies. Well, that's one of the things they complained about. They're little shits.

They don't like the horse noises. No, that's a full-sized horse. No, Shetland ponies have a big neigh. I actually do a really good Shetland. The bigger the horse, the bigger the neigh. Yeah,. No, Shetland ponies have a big neigh. That's a... I actually do a really good Shetland. The bigger the horse, the bigger the neigh. Yeah, give me your Shetland. That's cute. That's cute.

That's a Shetland. It gives you... Like, if I woke up to that noise, it gives me a farm vibe in the inner city. I don't know if you'd like it every morning. No, I'm on the man's side. So one of their complaints was about noise, and the other complaint was about the smell of the poo.

Yeah. So they've reached an agreement. What's the agreement? He has agreed to remove any Shetland shit within 30 minutes of excretion, which is big. You're basically walking around. You have to be onto it. You have to be onto it, yeah.

He'll be walking around with a shovel behind it the whole time. I used to go riding on Shetland ponies when I was a kid. And one time we had like, it was like a row of Shetland ponies all together. And we got banked up because one Shetland pony had the sheds and didn't go through the gate. So all the other ones backed onto each other. And then one of the Shetland ponies took a shit on me. Yeah, like Shetland dominoes.

On my knee. Oh, shit. That's a true story. Got shit on. Anyway, it provides a precedent for everybody in Australia to now adopt their own Shetland pony to live in their backyard. Forget the Cavoodles, ladies and gentlemen. Or a rooster.

2019 is all about the shit. That sound effect was on point right there. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We need to tell you about a little stitch up

that's going to happen next. Yeah, so we've, can he hear us? No, he's not listening. No, he can't hear us. So we're talking about Producer Ben. He can't hear this right now, but we've organised a little thing behind the scenes.

I noticed that they were taking applications, Clint, for bachelors for the new Bachelorette show. Yep. And I may have signed him up. Well, he is single. He's very single. Next in studio, the casting director for The Bachelorette is going to come in studio and interview him for his position.

We're going to give him a leg up into getting on the show and we're going to do his interview live next. He doesn't know about it, but he will soon enough. He didn't even injure himself zm spree and clint the podcast um i think we need to actually get a friend in studio yes producer ben can you come in here for a second we want to use you for something can you just duck in studio if you could pull up on this mic here thank you mate how you going good good that's good glad that you're in a good mood.

Ellie, can we get our other person in the studio as well? Can we get our other guest in the studio as well, please? Producer Ben, look, one thing I'll say, we love you and we want to see you happy. And so we thought a good idea, obviously, on the road to happiness would be finding... Who is she? Please welcome to the studio Zara. Hey, Zara.

Come on in, Zara. She's in charge of casting for... The Bachelorette. Hi, Zara. Hello. Good to have you in studio. Good to be here. Zara and I are old friends from Celebrity Treasure Island. I reached out to her and I said,

I've got a friend who I just want them to be happy. Who is that friend? That friend's name is Producer Ben. Oh, crazy. He's single, he's eligible. And he's ready to mingle. He's the definition of bachelor. He is.

He's the ultimate bachelor, Zara. And you're looking for bachelors. I read your application and I'm happy you applied. Oh, what did my application say? Well, you said that you love women, so that's good. It's a good start. And you know what? They'll love you.

Okay. So Bree's obviously done this or you've done this for my application. I don't know what you're talking about. Either way, the application has reached the right people. Okay. And this is an interview. This is your chance to find about. Either way, the application has reached the right people. Okay. And this is an interview. This is your chance to find love. He's into the second round.

On TVNZ's The Bachelorette. Okay. So Zara's got a few questions for you. Okay, go for it. Cool. So why did you apply for The Bachelorette? Great question. Why did I apply for The Bachelorette?

I didn't, but happy to be here. Well, you're the perfect candidate. What are you looking for in a woman? Nothing at the moment. Which might make me not the perfect candidate. Well, how would you pick up a woman on a first date? What would be a pick-up line? Or how would you set up a first date with a chick?

I don't really use pick-up lines. Oh, well, here we go. Is it just a stare and you win the woman over? No, that's not what I do. And I don't really use pick up lines. Oh. Well here we go. Is it just a steer and you win the woman over? No, that's not what I do and I don't think anyone should do that. I don't know how to answer that. Especially not with

the moustache like that. Yeah, yeah. But if I was to answer that I'm sure it would have been in my application already. Zara, what are you looking for in bachelors for the bachelorette?

Someone willing to get their kit off? Yes. Someone that would probably apply for themselves? We prefer no facial hair so you'd have to shave the moustache. Well, that's definitely not happening. Well, you're already in, so you're going to just have to do it.

Right. It sounds like Zara is actually offering you a position on The Bachelorette. Can you move on to the next round, Zara? What do you think? Is he actually what you're looking for? He's exactly what I'm looking for. Oh. Wait.

Not personally. Okay. I reckon we take this chat offline. I'll be moving on to the next round. I think we're moving on to the next round. New Zealand's newest eligible Bachelor now officially vying for love on TVNZ's The Bachelor Act 2019. Ladies and gentlemen,

it's producer Ben. I can't wait to see the promos. I can't wait to see it. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really.

Picking a movie based on just the plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Or can she? She is seriously rattled at this stage. She's coming off back-to-back losses in her own game. Okay, alright. You know, she's never been down this deep in the hole.

I will never let the people beat me this year. She's like Tiger Woods after the cheating scandal. Okay. She can't buy a victory. But is it today that her comeback happens? Not if Charles has anything to do with it. Hi, Charles. Hello.

Hello, Charles. Have you heard the game before? Yes. Okay, I'm going to read movie plots. Yep. You're going to read movie plots. Yep. You're going to buzz in with your name if you know what it is. And if you get two out of three correct, you're taking home today's prize. Don't wait for me to finish the movie.

Here we go. Good luck to everybody playing. Movie number one. Andy. Brie. Charles. Brie. Toy Andy. Brie. Charles. Brie. Toy Story.

Toy Story is incorrect. It's a free guess for you, Charles. Shawshank Redemption. Shawshank Redemption is wrong. You've got a worthy adversary here. I didn't think you could think of another movie with an Andy in it. I appreciate that, Charles. Good from you.

Okay, Andy Dufresne. Here we go. I'm going to continue with the movie. Andy is a single guy. Break. Break. 40-year-old virgin. 40-year-old virgin is correct.

Yes! She started off strong. You got this, Charles. I know you've got it in you. You need this one to stay in the game, okay? Okay. Alex is the king of the urban jungle. Bree.

Bree. Bree. I want to say... Charles. Three, two, one. Charles, it's a free guess. Oh, they're in the jungle. Yeah, I thought the same thing, Charles. Oh, my gosh.

I'll just say it. Madagascar. Madagascar is correct. Oh, yeah, because he's at the zoo. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. You like to move it. Well done, Charles.

We have a game on our hands, everybody. Match point. No. Movie number three. Dumped and depressed, Iris agrees to swap homes with... Brie. Brie.

Oh, actually... Oh, come on, that was me. That was definitely me. We were all listening. Brie or Charles? Yeah. Cell phone delay. Brie or Charles?

I don't even know. I'd have to go back. You'd have to go back and look. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go with my original. Go another movie. One more movie.

Different movie. No, no, no. That is not the rules. I want to go to the replay, please. No, we can't get a replay that fast. Well, let's go to the ads and we'll come back after the ads. No, no, no, we'll wait. Ben's getting a replay right now.

Ben's getting us a replay right now. I love how much Charles is laughing at this. Charles, do you... If I come to you, do you know it? Yeah. Bree, do you know it? I know it. Okay, Ben, how are we looking on this replay? He can't get it. No, not now, mate.

It's too complicated. Sorry, bro. I'm changing the movie. No, no, no. That is so... I'm going to be pissed off for weeks if I lose this. Let's go to the ads. Give Ben time.

We can't go to the ads. We've got to go to the news. We can't go to the ads. Well, we'll go to the news then. We'll come back with the replay and finish the ad. You know what? We're going to delay the show. We've got to go to the news. We can't go to the ads. Well, we'll go to the news then. We'll come back with the replay and finish the ad. You know what? We're going to delay the show. We're going to go to an extra song, and we're going to come back, okay?

This is big. We're going to come back. Charles, Charles, can you stick around? I can stick around. All right, cool. Everybody stick around. We'll be back in a second. Right now.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Charles, are you still there, mate? I'm still here. All right and Clint, the podcast. Charles, you still there, mate? I'm still here. All right. Welcome back, everybody. Oh, no. We left you on the epic cliffhanger of What's the Plot? The game tied up one apiece.

I can't lose this. I can't lose three in a row. We've had both players buzz in, both believing they know the answer to the last movie, but it's too tight to call with the naked ear. So what we've done is we've gone to a replay to find out who gets first stab at the point.

Also, can I say, Charles, I've lost two weeks in a row, so I really need this win, and they picked the best bloody player I've ever had in you to come and take me on today. Nice work, producer Ellie. Charles, how confident are you that you got in there first? I'm super confident.

Super confident. And I'm taking the account cell phone delay. Yeah. Bree, how confident are you got in there first? I'm extraordinarily confident. Okay. Here we go. This is the first replay of the point as it was called.

Swap homes with... Bree. Bree. Is there a slowdown? Charles' name does trail out the back of Bree, but he has a longer name. There's more letters to get out. We're going to go to a slower version

to try and call this. And can I just say, can I just say, my decision will be final, okay? I need you to accept that. Both of you as players, you need to accept my decision will be final. You're always on you to accept that. Both of you as players, you need to accept my decision will be final. Yeah, but you're always on the people's side. Here we go. Replay number two.

Three. Oh, it's me! It's me! Yes! Yeah! The movie's the holiday. Get in there! Get in! I think Charles got in there first. Charles, we almost had it, mate.

I'm so sorry, but I'm going to have to give that to Bree. I must say, Charles, great game this afternoon from you. I'm very impressed. I'm 9-1. You don't know that, but I'm 9-1 against you. You've been playing along at home. You're 9-1. That's your first loss.

Dream on, Charles. Let's give Charles an epic rematch. Can you give us a number? He's playing again next week, okay? All right, there we go. Bree and one. That's your first loss. Dream on, Charles. Let's give Charles Epic Rematch. Can you give us a number? He's playing again next week, okay? All right, there we go. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Big news in the social media world out today.

A change to the Facebook's homepage has sparked fears that users may soon have to pay to use the social media site. Pay to use Facebook? Apparently. I hate Facebook and I'm still on there. And why? Because it's addictive because... And it's free.

Well, yeah, because it's free, yeah. And it's free and... It's fun so long as it's free sometimes. Do you know the Facebook homepage slogan? Producer Ali was telling us about this earlier. Something about this is free. So since 2008, the slogan that's appeared on the Facebook homepage has been, it's free and always will be.

Oh, there you go. They can't charge. That's what's been on it from the start. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Earlier this month, without explanation or warning, that slogan has changed. Okay. And it's changed to a new slogan that simply reads,

it's quick and easy. Right, and nothing about it being free. Something my Brazilian waxer never said to me. I was going to say, weirdly, I thought that was your slogan. Yeah, it's on my Tinder bio. Yeah, so they've just changed it and it was a discreet way they did it. They didn't explain why. So now everyone's assuming that they will start bringing in a fee to use Facebook soon. Is that where we're going with this?

Well, there's rumours. Would you pay to use Facebook? I think it would be a great way to break the shackles, you know, because we all have to be on there because that's how we communicate now. You need it for Messenger, you need it for events, you need it for photos. But if less people are on there and you're having to pay to be on there, you might not need to.

We'll find other ways around it. We'll all go use Google Circles. Yeah, well, maybe. Or LinkedIn. How good is LinkedIn? Oh, fire up my LinkedIn. God, I love some LinkedIn. Yeah.

But then there's other people that have come out and said there's another reason. Yeah. That it could have changed. Yeah. And they believe that it's because Facebook actually technically has never been free. And you know why? Why? Because they're using the data.

Yeah. Because they're using all of our users, all of the users on Facebook, they're using the data. Yeah. Because they're using all of our users, all of the users on Facebook, they're using the data and they've been selling that to companies, which some say is more. Like that Netflix show, The Big Hack or something. Exactly. They said on that show that last year data outpriced oil as a valued commodity.

Companies are now paying more for data than people pay for oil on the open market. Exactly right. They reckon it's that crazy that, yeah, companies are willing to go above and beyond to get this data. You guys really want to know how many shoes I've put in my shopping basket on the iconic and then not checked out with? Like, is it that valuable? It's a bit, yeah, it's a bit weird, isn't it?

I mean, the thing that I think about sometimes, and I was talking to you guys off air about this, have you ever been on a date or met someone and somehow it's come up that they don't have social media? No, I've never dated someone who doesn't have social media. You've never dated someone? Not since social media existed, no. Right, so back in the day, yes, but...

Because otherwise, how do you stalk them? How do you get in there and check them out before you go on the date? Let's say, for example, you met a girl. You weren't married. You met a girl and you went to look her up on Facebook. Nowhere to be found. There's nothing there, yeah. You went to find her on Instagram.

Nothing. What do you think? I think that she is hiding something. It's horrible. It's horrible. It is horrible, but that's where your mind goes, right? I think she's either, like, famous and doesn't want people to know it. Even famous people have social media. I know, but they've got fake names.

Like, maybe that's why I can't find her, because she might be famous and I don't realise, and she's hiding it that way. Either that or she's living a double life. She's not who she says she is. Yeah. I know. Because your social media is just an extension of you these days, right?

You just assume that you have one. Exactly right. And I wanted to delve into this a little bit more. And I want to ask you guys on 0800DIALZM, have you ever dated someone that doesn't have social media? No social media whatsoever. No social media, no Facebook, no Instagram. No LinkedIn. Oh, well, they can have LinkedIn. I mean, that doesn't count. That doesn't have social media. No social media whatsoever. No social media, no Facebook, no Instagram. No LinkedIn.

Well, they could have LinkedIn. That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Yeah, okay, sure. I'm talking the big ones. Even if it didn't go well. Even if dating them didn't go well. Especially if it didn't go well.

Yeah, especially if it didn't go well. You can text us on 9696. Did you date someone who didn't have any social media whatsoever? ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Rumours are rolling around that Facebook, you soon may have to pay for it as the slogan on the homepage. It's free and always will be. Earlier this month got changed to it's quick and easy,

which got us talking about, I guess, when you first meet someone, the first thing I do is I give them a stalk on the old social media. You go and have a little look, right? Yeah. So disappointing when they've got their page fully locked down. When it's all private. And they know how to do private properly and none of their pictures

are visible. You can't even do it in secret. And then you have to screenshot their profile picture and then zoom in on it to try it. And then it goes all pixelated and you can barely even see any of it anyway. You know what I've done before? What? One time I, because that happened to me and their accounts were all private,

but on Facebook I saw that we had a couple of mutual friends. So I messaged one of the mutual friends and I was like, can you send me some photos of this person? You took the back door. Yeah. Got some back door action. Got the back way in, yeah. We're asking you, have you dated someone that has no social media?

Not locked down social media. Nothing at all. Hey, Levi. Hi. Have you dated someone with no social media? Yes, none at all. And tell us about it. What happened?

So I met him when I was quite young and it was kind of when Facebook and everything was just starting. But he was a lot older than me and so he just didn't bother. He thought his theory was if you don't have my cell phone number, then you're not worth knowing, really. Yeah, old school. Yeah, old school, old school, totally old school. So we went out for like seven years. Okay. Yeah, and nothing bad came up about it. But, yeah, he just genuinely didn't have the time for it.

All right. Oh, I was – Levi, is there no plot twist? No, nothing at all. He literally just didn't want it. I mean, happy for you, but also – Oh, boring. Boring.

Thank you all for the drama. Yeah, I wanted you to find out he had some kids in a different country or something like that. Let's go again and you change the ending to he was leading a secret life. Yeah, yeah. And Levi, what happened at the end of the relationship? We just grew apart, my dear, grew apart. No!

No, this is what you say. He was living a secret life. He was a drug dealer who lived underwater or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make up something. No, no, no. He had... Hang on.

Wait, wait, wait. So Levi, what happened at the end of the relationship? I found out that he had some kids overseas, some kids down south. Oh, my God. Just overall not a good guy. That is wild. All because he did their Facebook. Absolutely. Oh, mate. And Levi, that is exactly. All because he didn't have Facebook. Absolutely.

And Levi, that is exactly what we're talking about. My rule is a bit under Facebook. Then don't spend seven years with them. Yes, you can't trust them. I mean, what a performance from Levi. What a performance. Hey, Mahi. Hi, how are you?

Good, before we get into this, you now know there needs to be a sting in the tail of this story, right? Yeah, I suppose. What happened? So my partner of 20 years, he didn't know why people were so infatuated with Facebook until like two years ago and turned around and he was like, oh, can you get me a Facebook page? Okay, and why do you think he did that?

Because he wanted to know what the craze of Facebook was. And so, anyway, I did him a Facebook page and now he just won't get off. He's on Facebook all the time. Nahi, similar to Levi's situation. It's not the truth, but can you say, and then he cheated on me on Facebook. That's a no-brainer.

He cheated on me on Facebook with my mum. Yeah, yeah. And then Mihi, after you activated his... Well, you can say whatever you want. It just needs to be dramatic. Mihi, after you created him a Facebook page, what happened? Oh, he met a man friend. Crushed it, Mihi.

Crushed it. Lovely performance from the callers. He met a man friend. He met a man friend. She nailed it. Oh, good. All right. Bree and Clint man, Bree. She nailed it. Oh, good. All right. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Just before the break, we were talking about how Facebook, you might have to pay for it soon, and it got us onto the topic of have you ever dated someone who doesn't have any social media? Yeah. And we had a late call come through, and I just want to take it now. Yeah, okay. I mean, we didn't exactly get what we were looking for before as well.

We kind of had to engineer our own stories a little bit. This might be the call that we were looking for. Are we able to – are we all right to take – Now it's Bev on the phone. Hey, Bev. Hi, Bev. Hello. Hello.

Sorry, go on. Bev, I was just going to ask, did you date someone that didn't have any social media? I did. I dated a guy for 10 years who absolutely hated any sort of technology, social media, anything like that. I received a letter telling me he was cheating with somebody that he was working with,

and the information in the letter actually included this woman's Facebook account, so I stalked it of course and yes, that confirmed that yes, he had been cheating. Was he on her Facebook page? Pictures, insinuations, definitely

him, yes. What a dumbass. Oh, what an idiot. Was he in her profile picture? No, he wasn't in the profile picture, but there was enough evidence. So he just thought because he didn't have a page, he couldn't get caught. He was quite safe, yeah.

That's not how it works, you dum-dum. No. You okay now, Bev? You're better off, Bev. Oh yeah, that was last month. This is a new month. I love it. It's my yeah, that was last month. This is a new month. Oh, shit. I love it. Moving on quick. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. Great attitude. I wasn't expecting her to say it was last month. What a legend. Ten-year relationship. She's on to a new month, everybody. Yeah, she's on to the next.

This is birthday banger where you find the number one song on your birthday. Gina's going to play first. Hi, Gina. Hi, Gina. Hello. What's your birthday? 3rd of the 11th, 70. So hopefully it's an oldie but a goodie.

Okay, I hope so too. You were 16 in 1986 on the 3rd of November and back in the 80s, this was number one. Hello. Just announced today, Dave Dobbin is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So how timely is that? Very timely.

Nice man, too. Nice man. Lovely man. He's a lovely man. Resembles Yoda a little bit as well. That is a great birthday banger, Gina. You wait there. We'll go to Tim.

Hi, Tim. Hi, Tim. Hi. What's your birthday, Tim? 19th of February, Gina. You wait there. We'll go to Tim. Hi, Tim. Hi, Tim. Hi. What's your birthday, Tim? 19th of February, 2000. Okay, you were 16 in 2016 on the 9th of February and this is your birthday banger.

So we'll piss off the neighbors in the place to feel the tears the place to lose your fears yeah, reckless behavior The man who decided 1D wasn't sexy enough for him, so he went solo first. It's Zayn Malik in Pillow Talk.

Such a good indoor gardening song, can I say? It's got the mood, doesn't it? It does set the mood. Tim, you like Zayn? Yeah. Was that a yes or a no? I love that song. Yeah, okay.

I thought that was an absolute standout track for him. Maybe not Tim's cup of tea, though. Hey, Mel. Hi, Mel. Kia ora. Kia ora. What's your birthday? 17th of September, 1987.

Okay, Mel. You were 16 in 2003 on the 17th of September, and this topped the charts. Nelly. P. Diddy. P. Puff Daddy. That's P. Diddy. P. Diz.

I think he was P. Diddy by then. I think he was too. Are we in sync here? I think we're in sync. Hell yeah. Murphy Lee is the other one on the song. This is your birthday bang and mail. Congratulations. Here come the cops.

Thank you. Bad Boys 2, the soundtrack. Let's go. I can't explain it, but damn, so glad you came here I'm still a sucker for cornrows I never changed that Your body is fading, mama, but where your brains at? I'm still the same cat when I was younger Running with bad boys Now I'm older, hot and swollen, running with bad boys Here come another Unlike no other

Candy-coated, switching every other Y'all help me, won't you please help me Eighth girl this week, and it's only Tuesday I like the cocky, bone-legged ones Like white and Dominican, Hispanics and Asians We shaking for Nelly's son Manolo's, Manolo's, I can't tell Everybody and they bitches when you do it, do it well

Girl, come on, take it low We can even do it slow We can even do it slow Take it where you wanna go Just take it after the flu Pop something, move something, shake your tail, fella Girl, come on, take it low We can even do it slow

Either way you wanna go, just take that ass to the floor Pop something, move something, shake your tail And the real girls get down on the floor Now get that money, honey, act like you know Mama, I like how you dance, the way you fit in them pants Into the floor, take it low, girl, do it again You know I. Mama, I like how you dance. The way you fit in them pants. Into the flow. Take it low, girl. Do it again.

You know I love that. Now where them girls at? It's Diddy, Murphy, Lee, and Nelly. How you love that? Come on. We got another one player. From New York to the dirty. How they loving it, play?

Baby, you impressive. Let's get to know each other. You the best of the best. You gotta love it in the dress. It's the sexiest. I had to tell her she's a young Janet Jackson. Live and live in color. Look at mama, you're dead wrong. We'll see you next time. I'm just a juvenile, cause I be about G's Eat the women, wheezy men, they say they have my babies I'm young like Turk, I like that cash and that money I'ma eat my money, man, I'm that damn homie I'm starving like Marvin, girl I got sixteen bars of five, is what I'ma eat my money Man, I'm that damn hungry I'm starving like Marvin, girl

I got 16 bars of fries Plus my rats come in packs like Sammy and Dean Martin And I got so many keys, you think I'm valet Girl, come on, take it low You can even do it slow Take it where you wanna go Either way you wanna go Just take that ass to the food

I'm sick of moose, so you shake your tail feather Girl, come on, take it low You can even do it slow ZM, Bree and Clint. That's a winner of birthday banger. Someone text us and go, Shit, fam, this is bringing out my inner hoe. Need to put my OG Air Force Ones on and drop it low. That's the power of a good birthday banger. It'll transport you somewhere

else and that song took you back to 2003 I believe. 2003, that's correct. Nelly P. Diddy and Murphy Lee Shake a Towel Feather. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A very interesting interview was done with a man by the name of Joel Schumacher.

Do you know who that is? No. Does it ring a bell, that name? It shouldn't, but do the movies Batman Forever? Oh, yeah. The Lost Boys? Yeah. St. Elmo's Fire?

Right, all the big 90s ones. Yeah, do they ring a bell? Yeah. Well, he was the director of those movies. He's a big-time Hollywood director. Yeah. Anyway, he did an interview this week with a magazine and one of the questions the guy asked him was,

have you ever guessed the number of partners you've had? Have you ever guessed the number? Yeah. Guessed your own number? Yeah, because he probably is too many. Oh, okay, right. So the director guy is 79. Yeah.

And yeah, he's asked the question, have you ever guessed the amount of partners you've had? Okay, sure. He replied with double digit thousands. Double digit thousands? So the guy said, oh, you mean like 2,000 or 3,000 people? Yeah. And the director guy, Schumacher, said, no, I'm talking more 20,000 to 30,000.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But he's 79, did you say? He's 79. As if that makes a difference. You're like, oh, well, he's old. Well, he's had a long time. As if that makes a difference. He's had a long time. It's like a batsman at the crease. The longer you stay there, the higher

your run rate is going to be. It's going to keep it ticking over, ticking over, ticking over. Look, I'm not here to judge anyone, but if you've got the same number of partners as the same cost as a Mitsubishi Lancer, then there's something a little wrong. If you've got more partners than you've had days on earth, then there is something wrong.

That is great. Actually, I take it back. 79 is not a factor because surely, surely it's got to slow down after 60? Nah. Nope. There is. 60's the new 40, they say. Yeah, and it's all because of one drug.

The wonder drug. The wonder drug. I mean, if you met someone like that, say this guy met his soulmate, and then he got asked that question from the soulmate. You'd lie. Yeah, of course you do, right? You'd lie in this interview too, Joel Schumacher, by the way. Why is he so mad?

No good can come from this kind of brag. No one's going to fist bump you and go, Shots. Is anyone going to read that and go, What a guy. Yeah, wow, that's so impressive. I hope I can be 20,001. Well, I kind of look at it and go,

That's impressive. Because I'm like, where do you find the time? Or the energy. Or the energy. Yeah. Yeah. And how are you still alive without dying from an STD? Yeah, that's a full-time job.

You know? That's the most waiting to happen. How many kids you got? I don't know. Because seriously, unless you're whacking those things in a microwave each day to nuke them, just the odds alone, something's got to slip through. I'm talking about putting your balls in the microwave to get rid of that. Oh, right.

I was like, what are you talking about? No, not the kids. I'm talking about your balls. Jesus. That's not a recommended about? No, not the kids. I'm talking about your balls. Jesus. That's not a recommended medical technique either, by the way. I was going to say, don't do that at home. Yeah. Let's not do that at home.

You better point the television remote at them. Okay. Let's go. That's not real. That's not real. I mean, a bit of a personal question we wanted to ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZNM. This guy, obviously, 20,000 to 30,000, crazy.

Crazy. We wanted to know, have you only ever had one? Are you a single digit? Single, just one. The smallest digit. Just one person. Maybe your childhood sweethearts. Maybe it's because of your religion.

I don't know. Whatever reason it is, I just want to know, yeah, have you only ever just had one? Your one figure brother. One trick pony. Or a sister. One person. Don't say brother and sister when we're talking about this.

Okay, we'll see what we get. Oh, $800 at him. Brie and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. We're talking about director Joel Schumacher, who has directed films like Batman Forever, The Lost Boys, super, super big director in Hollywood. Anyway, he got asked about how many partners does he think he's had

in his life because he's 79 now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said that he reckons he's in the double-digit thousands, around 20, yeah. And he said that he reckons he's in the double digit thousands, around 20,000. So lots of people have come on board to do the math with that and they say not possible, not possible. Bree has a very interesting point. No, but it might be judgmental

of me. No, no, no. But I mean he's saying it. You don't need to say that, but no one's thinking about multiple invitees at the same time. Exactly. Because you could knock out a week's worth in one night. There could be multiple partners a night, which I mean, let's just talk reality. It could.

Might not be one person a day. You're not talking reality when you're talking 20,000 dance partners. Yeah, true. That is crazy. But we've gone the totally opposite route of that and we want to talk to people who have only ever had one singular, one partner. You've only done your gardening with one person. One person to do indoor gardening with. Only one person has had their hands on your hoe. So we've got some people too. They want to

remain anonymous, some of them. Hello Anonymous. Hello. Hello. One person your whole life, Anonymous? Yes. So tell us the story. Did you guys meet in high school? When did you meet? We met when we were both in our 20s. Okay. I was in my early 20s. He was in his late 20s.

Is it a religious thing? No, I'm not religious. Is he religious? No. Is he one person as well? No. Right. Has that ever caused like a bit of a riff or no?

No. He's two, so that's not that much of a difference. Okay, well, that's all good. Well, you say that, he's double you. Does he ever look at you, Anonymous, and go, yeah, I'm double you, babe? You don't even know what I've been up to. You can't even compete with this. Thank you, Anonymous, and go, yeah, I'm double-dude, babe? You don't even know where I've been up to. Yeah, you don't know the places I've been.

You can't even compete with this. Thank you, Anonymous. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. One person your whole life. Jodie, tell us about it.

So he's my fiancé, and we're getting married in November. Congratulations. Thanks. Much like Anonymous, is it a situation where you've had one partner and he's had multiple? Yes, yeah, yeah. He's my one and only. Oh, cute.

And how old were you when you met him? Five years ago, so I was 25. I was going to say you were five. Oh, that's a hell. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cute. Well done, Jodie. That's exciting.

You're obviously happy with that. I mean, like. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cute. Well done, Jodie. That's exciting. You're obviously happy with that. I mean, like. Yeah, yeah. No, I obviously saved it for the right person. Yeah, good on you. Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, talk to me. What about, you never want to test drive another vehicle? Oh, God, you must get asked this question all the time.

No, there was no one that just hit that standard, eh? Okay. So you just started off with the Lamborghini straight away, Jodie? Yeah. Yeah, why start with a pretty car when you can go with a Lambo? Hey, I'll take anything, Jodie. Datsuns, Hyundais. Brie likes to get on Trade Me and rank by lowest price first.

Oh, come on. We've only got time to take one more, so we're just going to talk to Sean. Hey, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hey. Are you a one type? Just one, and my wife was more than one, but I never asked how many because I didn't want to know.

Good idea, Sean. Never ask. Are you not a little bit curious? Oh, totally, but then I get a little bit jealous, and then I, yeah, you don't want to go entering those thoughts in your head. Yeah, I agree. You don't want to go entering those thoughts in your head. Yeah, I agree. You don't want to know. Sean, I want to know how old you were when you met her.

Well, when we met, I was 26 and we got married when I was 27. You must have been pretty good. Right. For someone who had no experience. Religious thing, Sean? Well, yeah, a little bit of both. Yes, it was. But my dad had always said,

look, only ever sleep with someone that you'd marry. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Dad had said that, and he's not religious, but he said that from a young age. And being up from Southland, you had to be real careful anyway because it could be your cousin,

could be your sister, you never know. Well, you really don't. You wait for the DNA test to come back and then you go, okay, it's all good. You probably dodged a bullet there. And if you're holding any seminars where you're speaking on self-control, I'll be there. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

I don't know if I can stomach talking about this next story. Yeah. Anything to do with eyeballs? Oh, is that your weakness? Oh, remember that time I licked your eyeball? Yeah. Yeah, but it wasn't my eyeball. But it's my eyeball.

It was so slimy. This story's not about your eyeball either, so just tell it. No, it's not about my eyeball. It's about a former Love Island star by the name of Theo Campbell. He was on the 2017 version. UK? UK, yeah. And he's also dating a chick who was on, I think it was the last season.

That's what happens with these reality TV show people. Because we all, remember also. Yeah, they all mingle at the same parties and stuff. Eden from Love Island, Australia. Is hooking up with. Having a baby with Cyrel from Mavs. Yeah, it's all intertwined now. How do you guys think that's going to go well?

Anyway, sorry, back to this eyeball story. Anyway, so Theo is the guy we're talking about, and he had a freak accident over the weekend where he was struck in the left eye with a champagne cork. Probably bad taste to play that sound effect. Yeah, pretty bad taste. What about this one? It's better because it's actually popping out.

Yeah. Anyway, so he's been struck in the eye. His left eye or his right eye? Oh, no. It left him blind. So the eyeball, it's ruptured the eyeball, right? So are you ready? This is the part that made me queasy.

Yeah. So he wrote on his Instagram, thank you for all the messages of support I got over the last couple of days. They've all been really appreciated. So basically I've had two eye surgeries and after a really unfortunate accident, I've lost all vision in my right eye. That sucks. As it got split in half.

Important question though. Do you still drink the champagne? No Because it's expensive And you've opened it and you know once you've opened it You can't put the cork back in He's probably gone He's probably been rushed off to A&E Oh you mean the other people?

Yeah not him You've finished the champagne right? Yeah good just so long as we're on the same page.