ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 2nd 2018

Episode Date: August 2, 2018

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and... what's my name again? You're Clint, I'm Bree. Don't get your name wrong, it could get very awkward in here. We realised today that it's our one month anniversary. Yeah. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary to you. Did you get me anything?

No. No good, I didn't get anything either. I forgot. We did get a really nice message today though from someone who usually listens to us live but can't because they're in hospital due to complications with twins having twins yeah which is super exciting but obviously yeah they can be complications so yeah we hope everything's okay Sinead your partner has got in touch and said hey can we do something nice bad news is all we can do is this but hey

it's pretty big one of our first shout outs on the podcast Sinead So Sinead your babies Your partner I hope you're having A good recovery Speedy recovery massive love To you and the twins There's some twin chat in the show today actually

There is some twin chat Is it appropriate You be the judge. Brie and Clint. Jazzy, huh? Kia ora, New Zealand. How you doing? Brie and Clint. Hello, mate.

Hello, mate. I've had a great afternoon so far, can I say. How's your afternoon going? It's going very good. Excellent. I was listening to that news before about how Jacinda's back, back at work today. Yes.

Can you imagine any of the MPs who forgot that she was coming back to work today and they're still like showing up to the Beehive in jandals and board shorts. They'll be like, oh. Taking a long lunch. Damn it, Winston's gone. And then the boss shows up and you're like,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's my gym gear. I was just going for a workout. I feel like Jacinda would be really laid back though. Do you think? Don't you reckon? Oh, she's got stuff to do though. Like she's been off.

She's on a mission. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True. She's only got three years. Took some time off for the baby which I fully support. I love her, can I say? If we ever get a chance

to meet her, I'll probably fangirl. Right. Make a note of that that if we ever get to meet her, we need to put security in place just to be safe. She's the leader of our country.

She's a big deal. Remember we were on that plane with her that one time? Yeah. I'm getting excited thinking about it. Imagine the headline, New Zealand Prime Minister attacked by rabid Australian woman. That's already happened once. We're going to give you a shot at the secret sound

at five o'clock this afternoon. We're going to give you all the details for Free Flow Friday, which is tomorrow. It's literally happening tomorrow, 4.30. We're dishing out tampons to the country. That's exactly what it is. Next, though, possibly one of the greatest gifts ever given to an employee by their boss, and the person who gave it is a New Zealander. Kind of.

Kind of. Kind of. At of. Kind of. At a stretch. Yeah. At a stretch. He's been here. He lived here. He was here once.

We'll tell you what it is after. He drank a bottle of water from here once. Five sauce. ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint. The Kiwi I was talking about, the Kiwi boss. A little bit of a stretch. It's a stretch.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I love the Rock. I love the Rock. I love the Rock. He's so cute and nice and hot and... I think he may be if not the highest paid, the highest grossing movie star in the world at the moment. He's in every movie that comes

out. That's why. And they're not actually awful. Like you'd think pro wrestler turned actor, awful movie. He's good. Jumanji was good. You know that went into the billion dollar sales range? He's a billion dollar movie star. That's amazing. So a lot of the movies he does involve stunts, obviously.

His latest one, Skyscraper, he jumps from a skyscraper, he jumps from a crane onto a building. I always thought he'd do his own stunts because he's a wrestler and he's obviously massively fit. Trained in that. No, he is a stuntman. He's had the same stuntman for 17 years. Ever since he did Scorpion King, if you're a

Dwayne Johnson train spotter. And the guy actually looks a lot like him. Has to. But he's a little bit shorter. Fraction shorter. Fraction shorter. But the same width. Same built. He's Samoan as well. The guy's name is Samoan Stuntman on Instagram.

I shouldn't forget what his real name was. I did have it written down. I'll find it. Oh, Tanuai Reid. There you go. There he is. That's his real name. So in being Dwayne the Rock Johnson's stunt double he has broken multiple bones, severed tendons.

Oh, my God. Torn ligaments. He's also won stuntman of the year before. It's really dangerous, isn't it? He's put his life on the line. Stuntmen die. It's so dangerous. This video has gone up to The Rock's Instagram account of him surprising him with a gift. Have a listen to this.

When I saw him, I was like, oh my God, looks like my twin. The truth is, I thank you and enjoy your new truck. Oh no. What? What?

Oh, look at that. Oh my God. Thank you. How nice is that? He bought him a brand new truck. It's a custom pickup truck, the same as the Rocks one.

It's huge. Oh, it's massive as the Rocks one. It's huge. Oh, it's massive. Black on black. Yeah. So nice. And then you hear the guy crying and nice, eh? Nice. So nice to see something really, you know, thoughtful.

It does make me go, 17 years, the guy's really injured. Is this like him buttering him up before he lets him go? So the next movie we're going to do, you're going to actually be on the front of a car. We've got a random question for you this afternoon. So the rock stunt double looks a lot like the rock.

Has to happen like that. Like, do you think at some point he goes, oh, I could probably be the stunt double for the rock? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look at your body type

and then you compare yourself to an actor. So our question for you on our 800 Dials ZM is who would you be a stunt double for? If they were going to cast you as anyone's stunt double

in Hollywood, who would it be? Who would you be lining up to audition for? Who do you think yours would be? Probably Melissa McCarthy or something. Oh no, I'm a bit taller than her.

Amy Schumer maybe. Could you do a Rebel Wilson? Oh, yeah. I mean, because you're both Australian Amy Schumer, maybe. Could you do a Rebel Wilson? Oh, yeah. I mean, because you're both Australian. I mean, yeah. Because you're both Australian. I could rock a Rebel Wilson. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, whose would yours be? Again. Oh, go on. No, say what you really think, though. No, this is what I really think. What? He doesn't do many stunts, though. Vince Vaughn.

I just look at the body type and I think at the moment. He's tall though. He is tall. I reckon Ross Boss would be perfect for him. It's not right though. Oh, 800 dials at him.

9-6-9-6 on the text. We want to know this afternoon. If you were in Hollywood, whose stunt double would you be? So good. ZDM's Brian Clint. The Rock has given his stunt double, his career long stunt double would you be? So good. ZDM's Brian Clint. The Rock has given his stunt double, his career-long stunt double, 17 years together, a truck.

And when I say truck, it's like a ute. It's like a Ford F-250, which is like a giant Ford Ranger. It's customised. It's awesome. It looks exactly like The Rock's one, right? And he looks exactly like The Rock. So they've got matching cars now and they're matching. And they're matching people. Someone's texted in and said that's his cousin. It's The Rock's one, right? And he looks exactly like the Rock. So they've got matching cars now and they're matching. And they're matching people.

Someone's texted in and said that's his cousin. It's the Rock's cousin. No way. That's why they look so similar. Yeah. That's cool. That's so cool. So we wanted to know, random one this afternoon,

if you were going to be cast as anyone's stunt double, so you have to look like them, you don't have to be able to act. Obviously, like kind of same build. Yeah. Same kind of shape. They just pay you a fraction of what they You don't have to be able to act. Obviously like kind of same build. Yeah. Same kind of shape. They just pay you a fraction of what they pay the movie star to have a car crash. Who would you be a stunt double for? Did you ever hear

about the story Amy Schumer told when she released her movie? She met her stunt double. They were like, oh, this is your stunt double. And she was like, oh, cool. Like, where are they? And they turn around and it's a dude. Oh my god. And she thought it was hilarious. Oh turn around and it's a dude. Oh, my God. And she thought it was hilarious.

Oh, she thought it was funny? She thought it was funny. You've got to give someone warning about that kind of thing. From the text machine, someone said, I would be Danny DeVito's stunt double. Oh, give yourself a little bit of credit. Maybe they're short. Someone said stunt double, David Bloody Spade.

Oh, no. You'd be Joe Dirt's stunt double David Bloody Spade. Oh, no. You'd be Joe Dirt's stunt double. Likeable guy, though. Jacinda Ardern. Seriously, I've been told more than once that I look like her from behind. Jacinda, I'm here for you. Can you please send us a photo of yourself from behind so we can see if it looks like Jacinda?

Yes. I'd be the stunt person for the Michelin Man. Oh, that's not nice to yourself, but funny as well. Oh, 800 dials at M. Emma. Hello, Emma. Hello. I'm actually the Jacinda Ardern girl.

Are you? Yes. Have you been told before? Has anyone come up to you and kind of thought that you were her and then realised that you weren't? Not quite, but people at work have said, especially when I wear a particular coat, that I look just like her from behind.

Okay, I'm going to paint a situation for you. You're walking down the street. Clark Gayford is behind you, the Prime Minister's partner, and all of a sudden you feel like quite a firm but loving butt squeeze. Or a slap. And he goes, get it, love. Yeah, yeah.

Let it slide? Yeah. Can you please try and get into the beehive but walk in backwards? I could, yeah. And, I mean, if there's any public appearances that she wants someone to attend, I can. Only from behind, though. Just have your back to the camera, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The whole time. Okay, thank you, Emma. Colin, whose stunt double would you be? Probably Tom Cruise because I'm actually from the Naki. And he was there. He did the samurai movie. Last Samurai. Yeah, yeah.

Colin? And because of his presence, he actually quadrupled the house prices in Taranaki. Oh, where? Yeah, yeah. You come off Taranaki. Oh, where? Yeah, yeah. You put them off Taranaki, like, white grass, everywhere. So, do you ever feel gypped because he does all his own stunts or else you would have got the call-up, Colin?

Oh, I'm not really a stunt person anyway, but I just thought it would be a joke to ring anyway. Was it good, though, when he was there, though? Because I'm assuming you bear some kind of resemblance to Tom Cruise, or at least someone's told you that. Yeah. When he was there, were you getting free drinks? No, I wasn't there when he did it, though.

Oh. All right, Colin. No, no, I was all over the place. I was on the wrong way at the time. I'm just from Taranaki, but yeah. I came there to visit my family afterwards, but yeah. Okay. All right.

Well, all good, Colin. Mission impossible. ZDM's brilliant clip. Mate,, this morning I need to tell you about this And you're a cat guy, right? I am a guy who has cats You're a cat guy We have two cats You love cats

Yeah And I'm an animal person Love animals Love cats Love dogs Love the whole thing This morning I saw something And I couldn't bring myself to be like oh yeah

i get it i was walking down the street i was on my way to get a coffee or a tea because i don't drink coffee and i see something at a cafe that i have never seen before and i don't think i'll ever see again i know what it is a guy was there yeah no i don't think you know what it is. A guy was there. Yeah. No, I don't think you know what it is. Go on, tell me. A guy was there with his cat sitting at a table outside of this cafe. The cat was on a leash, which I mean, I've seen that before. Yeah. But the guy has ordered his cat a catacino. Yeah, I know, a coffee

for the cat. Were you in Ponsonby? Yes. Now this. What is going on? I know about this and this guy is giving cat owners a bad name and Ponsonby a bad name too. I don't live there, I don't care the reputation of Ponsonby but it's already

known for designer dogs and latte sipping people who are a bit snobbish. And now catachinos? Yeah, and now there's cafes who let you bring your cat and you can get your cat a catachino. Kind of cute though. It's on the menu. Kind of cute though, right?

Is that a thing? Catachina. How many people are going down with their cat? I don't know how much of a thing it is, but as a cat owner, I do know that a catachino requires a special type of milk because cats are actually lactose intolerant. Are they? So you have to find a cat milk that will foam.

That's the other issue. Oh, yeah, because that's the real issue. Well, no, no, if you're going to make it fluffy for the cat, you've got to, you know. Heaven forbid, the cat. But then where does health and safety come into it? Like, do you have to have a separate coffee machine just for cats? And then you have to ask yourself, as a business, what is the patronage numbers of cats to make it sustainable

that you go and invest in an all-new infrastructure just to cater to the cat market? Like, is there enough people ordering Catechinos that they need to get another machine? That's exactly the thing. Did you talk to the guy? No, I was staying well away from him. Zinian's Brie and Clint.

Tomorrow is a big day because it is officially Free Flow Friday. Because I'm free. Free Flow. Brie and Clint's Free Flow Friday So obviously a couple of weeks ago Countdown announced that they were lowering the prices of their home brand tampons to help fight period poverty in New Zealand. And we thought, we need to do something.

We've got this platform here, Clinton. We can give out tampons to all of New Zealand if someone comes on board. And that is exactly what happened. Oi, the organic initiative, came on board, gave us a ton of tampons. And tomorrow, we will be dishing out tampons to all of New Zealand. Left, right and centre. Bree's idea last night was get a T-shirt cannon and shoot tampons out of it, which I'm not sure is 100% appropriate, but we are looking into it.

It's great. We're going to be giving a lot of tampons to all of the local women's refuges in the regions. We're going Auckland, Wellington, Hamilton, Christchurch, Dunedin. Half of our supply goes to the local women's refuge in each of those places. And if you want to know where we'll be at 4.30 tomorrow, those details are on the Bree and Clint Instagram. Yeah, you can go see that right now at the Bree and Clint Instagram page. We made a special call today to...

My poor dad. Yeah, no, no. And this is the fun bit about Free Flow Friday too, is you, we, whatever it is, is creating a conversation. And it's not always a conversation that men are part of. In fact, it's very rarely the chat about period poverty, periods, tampons, sanitary products in general. Men don't generally engage with this sort of conversation.

No, they don't. And I'm glad we're using our platform to talk about this more to make everyone feel more comfortable. The more you talk about it, Clint, the less uncomfortable you feel. Your dad is from a different generation, though. Yes, he is. And I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for him. This is the call we put in to him just before the show.

Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad. How are you going, sweetie? Oh, not too bad. How are you? Yeah, not too bad, mate. Well, that's good. I'm just sitting here planning the show.

We're just about to do the show. We're actually doing some weird stuff today. Have you and mum been listening? Yes, we listen every day. Yeah, we're doing, well, tomorrow we're doing the thing called Free Flow Friday. Right. Did you hear about that? No, what's that one?

It's where we're giving away tampons to all of New Zealand. For the tax? Well, on a great course you did. I listened to that show. Dad didn't hear it, but I listened. Yeah, because... They're doing it in Australia as well. Yeah, they're...

Not giving them away, adding the taxi ourselves. Yeah, there's some women that can't afford tampons. So it's called period poverty. So we're literally on the streets of New Zealand. Usually they give away icy cans of Coke but we're giving away tampons instead. Okay, make sure your females are not males, eh? What, the males might like some tampons. I don't know. What, The males might like some tampons. I don't know.

What, you wouldn't like some tampons? No, thank you. No, thank you. I'll pass. They're free, Dad. What if I was like, Dad, can you go pick me up some of these free tampons? It's a good deal. I need some.

Would you go down and get some? He wouldn't know what to get. I'd do it then, but otherwise, no. So you'd step up if I needed it? If I really needed to, like if you need them, but otherwise it's not my department. Have you ever had to go buy tampons, Dad? No, of course not. Of course.

I don't know, maybe Mum needed them or something, I don't know. No, Mum's very good. She doesn't make me do that stuff. Right. Fair enough. Yeah, anyway, so that's kind of a thing we're doing on the show today. Okay. So you're not going out on the street?

No, we're not going out on the streets. We've got the Black Thunders. They're going to go in the cars and deliver them to all the needy girls who are on their periods. All the needy tampon needers. Exactly. Exactly. They're all riding that crimson wave, Dad.

They're what? They're riding the crimson wave. Yeah, I reckon. Could get bumpy. Cowabunga. Okay, have a good show, sweetheart. Love you guys. Can I get my message?

What was your message, Mum? No, just through now on the phone. For your birthday? Yeah. Yeah, can't make it. Oh, bullshit. No, I'll be there, Mum. I'll be there.

I wouldn't miss your 60th. Oh, don't even say that. You're not coming now. I love you guys. I'm definitely going to come. I'll be there. I wouldn't miss your 60th. Oh, don't even say that. You're not coming now. I love you guys. I'm definitely going to come. I'll be there, Mum. Love you, Rana. Love you, Dad.

Bye. Bye. I don't know if Dad's on board, but... What did he call them? All the needy tampon needers. Oh, good value. If you're one of those, tomorrow's the day. If you're a needy tampon neater,

go to the Breeinclin Instagram right now and find out exactly where they're going to be. Auckland, Hamilton, Wellington, Christchurch, Dunedin. We're dishing them out tomorrow. ZDN's Breeinclin. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Breeinclin's birthday bangin'. That's right.

We put your birthday into the big system here and we just mess with the music because we find out what song is number one on your 16th birthday. Our boss is in Gloria Vale. Literally. He went to the Gloria Vale concert. Ross Boss. He's literally on the West Coast in Gloria Vale.

He probably doesn't even have a radio right now. I don't think they get ZM there. No. If they do. But anyway. Caitlin, hi. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hi, Caitlin. Hi. What's your birthday? The 19th of February 99. Okay they do. But anyway. Caitlin, hi. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hi, Caitlin.

Hi. What's your birthday? The 19th of February, 99. Okay, Caitlin. You were 16 in 2015 on the 19th of February, and this is your Birthday Banger. Because Uptown Funk don't give it to you. Because Uptown Funk don't give it to you.

Because Uptown Funk don't give it to you. Saturday night and we in the spot. Don't believe me, just watch. Come on. A bit of Bruno. Yeah. Uptown Funk. I'm pretty sure that's still in the spot Don't believe me, just watch Bit of Bruno. Uptown Funk. I'm pretty sure that's still in the playlist. Yeah, it is.

I think so. I think it plays in our show most days. Nearly every day. Nicole, hi, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hi, Nicole. Hello. What's your birthday? 28th of July, 89.

Okay, Nicole, you were 16 in 2005 on the 28th of July. And on the New Zealand charts, this was top of the list. Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say, oh, God. Yes, I feel old now. Hearing your own birthday. Oh, you're making me feel old. What year was Nicole 16?

2005. Oh, God. This is good. Akon? This is original Akon. This is back when he was still working with P-Money, I think. Do you remember that, Nicole? Oh, those are the days.

Yeah, okay. All right, wait there, wait there, wait there. I love Nicole. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Tina, hi. Hi, Tina.

Hi. Hi there. What's your birthday? 6th of August, 1978. Oh, that's soon. Yeah, it's Monday. Wait, is it your 40th of August, 1978. Oh, that's soon. Yeah, it's Monday. Wait, is it your 40th? Oh, sorry.

Sorry, Tina. You were 16 in 1994 on the 6th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Tina. Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. Tina, you got... All for one. All for one, I swear Oh, Tina. Oh, my God. That's awesome. Tina. Awful one.

Awful one, I swear. I swear. It's legendary. I feel like it's the mid-1990s and I'm driving to work listening to Robbie Rockety on MyFM. I made an error, Tina. It's your 25th. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I feel 25 and look at two. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah, Tina. You sound your 25th. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. I feel 25 and look at two. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah, Tina. You sound it. Wait there, wait there. Okay, what are we doing?

Bruno Mars. I realise we're going to write that off, right? Just because we still play it. We still play it. Nothing wrong with the song, we still play it. So it's down to

Akon or All For One. I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a big Akon fan. Are you? Yeah. And that song is good. Is anyone a big Akon fan? Early Akon. The pre-, but I'm a big Akon fan. Are you? Yeah. And that song is good. Is anyone a big Akon fan?

Early Akon. The pre-David Guetta stuff. Big Akon fan. Really? So my vote is for Akon. My vote is for All For One. All right, over to Ellie. Ellie.

Oh, no. Or Ben. Whoever wants to call it. One of the producers. Who's putting themselves in the firing line? Ellie's like, no, not me, not me, not me. Producer Ben. I'll do it.

I really want Ice me. Producer Ben. I'll do it. I really want, I swear. For Tina's birthday, mate. Hey, Tina, happy birthday. Thank you so much. We're going to get fired for Tina's birthday. I'm okay with it. Secret Sound next. ZM, Bree and Clint.

And that, New Zealand, is what happens when your boss goes to Gloria Vale. When Ross is away, we will play. It's winner of birthday banger. What year was it? That was 1994. Fantastic. What a great year. Zinni is brilliant, Clint.

Mate, I think there's two people in this world. There's smart people and then there's people who buy stupid things on the internet. Oh, yeah. I'm the second person. Good. And? You make the world a brighter place. Matt, sometimes I think to myself, how did I get sucked in to buy this stupid thing that I'm never going to use?

I've bought nunchucks on the internet. Have you? Yep. They're illegal, aren't they? Yep. Found that out after I bought them. Were you importing them? Yep.

Got them into the country. They got into the country? Yeah, and then I had to bin them. You binned your nunchucks? Definitely put them in the bin. Definitely didn't keep them. Do you buy them in Australia or New Zealand? New Zealand.

Definitely don't have those anymore. Anyway, this morning I think. I love the idea of someone trying to do a crime with nunchucks though. Like of all the weapons you could choose. I'm not encouraging you to use any. Knife, gun, bomb. You show up with nunchucks. The only person I was going to hurt is myself.

Exactly. Literally, which I did. Exactly. After and then I threw them in the bin. Maybe that's why they're illegal. But this morning I took it to a whole new level though and I purchased. What have you bought?

From a website called Body Architect and it's for my health, a posture corrector. I've seen these. I've seen these. I've seen these. They're like bras that don't hold your boobies in. Yes, and they hold your shoulders back. Mate, I looked at it and went, I really need that. Can you just, I know what it is.

Can you explain a little bit more? So essentially it's like a harness that you slip one arm into and the other arm and then you can tighten the straps at the back and it pulls your shoulders back. So it makes you sit up nice and straight. You know what that does for the ladies too, just so you're aware before you put it on. It's going to push the boobies out. Yep. It's going to make the boobies more erect.

That's the wrong choice of words. Yeah, yeah. Gives your boobs good posture too. So you said to me at five o'clock, we're going to talk about dumb internet purchase, and I was ready to make fun of you. I've seen that thing, and I'm interested. Yeah, because you're the second person too. Because I'm hunched over a laptop all day.

I'm looking at my phone. I'm looking down. I've got the rounded shoulders. Oh, it's our generation's problem. It's horrible. Yeah. I paid. Oh, this is the other bit, yeah.

In the end, with postage and handling, $43. Not bad. Not too bad? No, not bad. I mean, it's a piece of- Okay, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah? Not bad if it works.

I don't think it actually works. But then I literally had a panic attack because I was like, is this website even legit? Like, have I just put my credit card details into a website that's just going to, you know to take my details and spend all my money? Because it's very dodgy looking. Yeah, but for $43 I kind of think it's worth the risk.

This is coming from the person who bought leather jackets for his cats the other day. And if they don't show up then they don't show up. That's fine. The thing is though, it's worth it if it works. Right. And I wonder if anybody has used one. Has anyone purchased one of these?

And are they currently in the midst of using it? A posture-correcting, like, sports bra. Does it have an official name? It's literally called the Architect Brace. The Architect Brace. Which, I mean, I'm sure there's plenty of ones that they've made. They say it pulls your shoulders back, pushes your chest forward, and realigns your spine.

You know who it would be good to hear from? Anyone who's bought one and used one? Or a physio? A chiropractor. Or a chiropractor. Or someone who knows about them. I need to know. Am I being scammed?

Or have I made a good purchase? Oh, 800-DALZ-NM if you know about these things. This is Kygo. And it ain't me. The results of this will denote whether I buy one or not. We're just talking about people who make stupid purchases

on the internet and I did one this morning. You don't know that yours is stupid yet. Well, we're trying to find that out. You've made a purchase with good intentions.

It wasn't even like, I wasn't even looking for it. It came up as an ad on my Instagram. Stupid was when, remember when those charcoal facials were popular? What about the charcoal teeth rubs? The charcoal one where you put it on and it goes sticky and you peel it off and it pulls out all your blackheads? It pulls off all your

hair on your face too. Yeah, I bought that off the internet and I got very rashy. Yours might work. Tell us what it is. So I bought a posture corrector from a website called Body Architect and it cost me $43. Do we know the country of origin of Body Architect? I think it's America.

Okay. Because the price was in American dollars and then they converted it. Sure. So it could be a scam. It's like a sports bra that doesn't hold your front end. It just goes across your back and pulls your shoulders into position.

Literally pulls your shoulder blades back so you sit up straight. And the idea is it straightens your back up. And there's a dial, right, that you can tighten it up. Yeah, there's like a little thing where you can make it tighter. So we want to know on 0800DIALZM, have you used one? And is it good? Does it work? Are you an expert?

Do you work in the area of spine? Is it dangerous? We don't know. Elise, hi. Hi. Hi. Have you got one, Elise? Yes, it's not the same one as you, but I got it from the physio yesterday. It looks more like, you know, one of those bands that you kind of work out with, kind of similar to that, but it's got like a bit of rubble you put on your arm. And it's to like make my posture a little bit better and also just to help because, as you can hear, I have a newborn. Bending down and picking her up has been quite sore. And she recommends it only for like three times a day for 15 minutes.

But I've only done it for a day, so I'm not sure how it's going to go. But a physio did tell it to me, so hopefully it's not a scam. Have you considered just getting the baby beyond, putting it on backwards, and then sitting the baby in there so the weight goes on the back and then it pulls you back into alignment? Well, that could work, but I don't know if I can put the baby on my back this young just yet. Also, you can use your baby as dumbbells.

It's a full-on gym. Yeah, it's a home gym. Thanks, Elise. If you've got a baby, you've got a gym. And use it It's a full on gym Yeah It's a home gym Thanks Elise If you've got a baby You've got a gym Ah Shin Shin

Hello Hello Shin Heya Have you got one? Yeah Wearing one right now Are you? Not a baby

We're talking about A posture correcting back strap Yeah And what's it like Shin? It's actually brilliant. It's probably the best thing I've ever bought for myself. Wow, that's a glowing endorsement. Any issues?

Like, have you seen a professional? Does it give you pain in other places? Anything going wrong at all? No, I bought it myself online because I'm a student and I've got a driving job, so my posture's terrible. So I bought one because my back was paining a bit and it gave me headaches at the start driving job, so my posture's terrible. So I brought one because my back was trying to hit, and I've it gave me headaches at the start because it was

actually working. My posture's slowly gotten better. Wait, wait, wait. Is the headache thing and you go, headaches means it's working. Is that self-diagnosed? Yeah, my mum's a PT, so when you like, correct all your spine and everything like that, it does take a bit of a toll on you for the first time. Okay.

Can you still feel your the first time. Okay. But honestly, I never felt better. Can you still feel your hands? Yes. Excellent. That's all I needed to know. Good result. Amy, hello, you don't use a back corrector. You use something else, right?

Amy. No, Amy. Okay, Amy's mum used tape on her back. Her mum said your spine is a bit wonky or you're a bit bent. So she taped up her back. Yeah, I've heard of that actually before. I haven't. It's like a cheaper way of doing it.

Okay, and finally, Josh. Hello, Josh. Yeah, g'day. Have you got a posture corrector? No, not personally, but Brie, I just saw those on Wish for like $2. So financially,

God! Damn it, Josh! Z is Brie and Clint. Hey, big news for New Zealand today. God! Damn it Josh! Hey big news for New Zealand today. Our queen hath returned. Jacinda Ardern is back in the big job. She's finished the world's shortest stint of maternity leave. I was just about to say she's been literally off for a couple of months. She's done full Sunny Bill Williams offload

with Niamh, the baby, to her partner, Clark. And now he's running it up the guts at home with the baby. Stay at home daddy. Yeah. Which is cool.

Very cool. Very cool. 2018. Just don't take the baby fishing just yet, Clark. That's the one, just wait. The baby needs to be able

to fit a life jacket. At least give the baby a rod that it can hold. You know? Put it to use. Yeah. Just wait a little bit. And so she's back. She's back in the main job, which means...

Prime Minister Winston Peters' job is done. And you know, he has done... I mean, I'm no political expert here, but I feel like he's done an okay job. Everyone thought that Winston Peters That guy's such a loose unit. He is a loose unit. He is a loose unit. And that's

why everyone goes, oh God, he's going to start nuclear warfare with the States while he's in there. And we don't even have any nukes. He did a pretty good job. Yeah, you know, the country didn't implode, So that's good He just about started a trans-Tasman war with Australia When he said they copied our flag

And they should get a new one Did you see he designed them a new flag as well? Did he? Yeah, he's a living legend What was it? Just a kangaroo Fair So yesterday was his last day on the job

And here we are singing his praises He has almost made it out of Parliament Without any issue whatsoever Until he was caught in an argument With another MP by the name of Gerry Brownlee If you live in Canterbury you'll know who he is He's the Earthquake Recovery Minster Minster?

Minster? He's a Minster guys Minster? He's a minster, guys. Minister. He was when he was in government. Anyway, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a. What a. He's a. He's a what?

Why are you putting your arms out? He's a larger man. Right. And he got into an argument with Winston Peters in Parliament. And on Winston's last day, he decided to say this. Opposition members barracking is coming through my mics. No, no, I'm first of all going to have the shadow leader... Throw Fatty out.

What did he say? The words were, throw Fatty out. Is he drunk? I don't know. Is he drunk? I don't know. Is he drunk? I don't know. And literally, he's leaving the country today. So he's done that.

Mic dropped. He's off to some international summit. He's never going to have to deal with it ever. You know those people when you're on your last day at work and you just don't care anymore? You do not care whatsoever. This is like a large scale of that. Zinni is brilliant. How would you describe the game What's the Plot?

It's a game where my palms get real sweaty. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really

Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot Simple premise, you have someone bragging about their ability to name any movie based off the plotline and we mean just part of the plotline as well Couple of sentences at most That's you Yeah who name any movie based off the plot line, and we mean just part of the plot line as well. A couple of sentences at most.

That's you. Yeah. I've gone all right the last couple of weeks, mate. You've done very well. You've done very well. We put you up against the people, okay? Yes. It's best of three.

Your buzzer, when you know the movie or think you do, is your name. Do you understand? Of course you understand. You're up 4-0. James, when you know the movie or think you do, is your name. Do you understand? Of course you understand. You're up 4-0. James, do you understand? Okay, yeah. Yeah, I'm down.

I'm down. You are the first up to represent the people, okay? We can't start with a loss. Please don't make us start with a loss, all right? No pressure. It'd be nice for me, though, James. I don't do well under pressure. We need you nice and... Oh, mum.

Oh. No, I'm kidding. I'm good. You good? We need you nice and loud. You're a bit distant, I feel, James. I feel like I'm going to fistball my phone for the hard life. That's all right. Just say your name nice and loud when you know the movie, okay?

I'm only accepting your name as your buzzer, okay? Okay. And then you'll be given the time you need to answer. Here we go. All good. Contestants ready. Movie number one. Okay. okay okay and then you'll be given the time you need to answer here we go contestants ready movie number one okay while traveling from california excuse me let me start again while traveling to california to race against the king and chick hicks for the piston cup champion Brie Is it Cars Get in there

It's Cars Sorry James Buckled under the pressure mate One down Thanks James Sorry mate No worries Emma hello

Hello Emma You're next to represent the people Do you think you can do better than James Yeah well I'm multitasking Kids feed into bed But this is pretty important So I'm going to try my best

Okay good work Typical mum You do it all at once. I'm doing dishes at the same time. I need you to sacrifice your children's sleep. If you know the answer, I need you to shout Emma!

We'll do. Movie number two. Contestants, good luck. Widely regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, this mob drama based on Mario Puzo's novel of... Bree. Oh. Is it...

The Godfather. Get in there. She's five from five. Woo. Play the wedding music. Did she choke? Emma. Did you just choke Bree?

No, she got it. I got it, mate. Oh, what was it? It was The, mate. Oh, what was it? It was the Godfather. Hey. Oh, the Godfather. I'm a fan. Oh, you would never miss the Godfather.

Do you want to go three from three? Do you want the chance? Let's go the last one. We'll see. Matt, hi. Hello, Matt. How's it going? It's a fait accompli right here, but you're going to get a chance at it.

I've already won, though, right? You've already won. It's best of three. This is just for bragging rights. I've got to burst that bubble. Yeah, just a little bit. Matt, your buzzer is your name. Contestant ready movie number three.

In 1987, Jordan takes an entry-level job at a brokerage firm. Brie. Brie. It's Woof a Waltz, strange and strange from three, son. Play the wedding music. You're out of control. Sorry, I blacked out. Three from three, five from five.

ZDM's Brie and Clint. I literally, last night at Countdown, put my foot in it. Massively. Put your foot in what? My mouth. Not literally. Well, you said literally. Oh, did I?

You've done that thing where people say literally, but they mean metaphorically. Metaphorically. I was at a countdown. Metaphorically, literally. Literally. Went to countdown. I was in my nightie. Yeah, what?

You what? I own a nightie. Yeah. It's from Peter Alexander. It's not supermarket wear though. Yeah, but it kind of looks like a dress. It's okay. It's all right, mate. And, but it kind of looks like a dress. It's okay. It's all right, mate.

And my Ugg boots. And anyway. You went full Westie chic. Literally. And well, Countdown's right near my house. That's what you wear to Countdown in my hometown of Rotorua. Oh, perfect. I'd love to live there.

It's formal wear for Countdown. That's great. Walked on into Countdown. I was having a great time. Just picked up a few things because I live right near Countdown. And this is a good ad for Countdown. That's great. Walked on into Countdown, was having a great time, just picked up a few things because I live right near Countdown and this is a good ad for Countdown actually. And I was standing at the deli and I was waiting for a few things that I'd ordered and you know when you can kind of feel someone

looking at you, kind of in your peripheral vision? Yeah, you get the feeling you're being watched. Yeah, and I've kind of glanced and there was this older gentleman who was standing kind of behind me and I could feel him kind of looking at me and looking at an area a particular area. Of your body? Of my body.

Oh, creepy. And I was like what is going on? And it was for a while. Yeah. Like a couple of minutes that I was standing there. When you say older gentleman, what are we talking? Oh, probably like 55 maybe. Oh, yeah? Like. Not in your Tinder dating range.

No. No. No, not really in the range. And I was kind of like, okay, well, he's having a good stare and, you know. This went on for at least the whole time I was standing there. And I started to get a bit like, well, he's had a good look. Move on now, mate. Move on.

Go to the next girl. Show's not free. I'm in my 90 and my Ugg boots. You want a ticket to this or are you going to have to pay up? Does it look like I want to go out? No. Anyway, so I've kind of turned around and I literally caught him staring and I was in a mood last night where I kind of muttered under my breath kind of oh you

creep just a little bit as I walked past yeah and then he goes he heard me yeah and then he's like I'm so sorry he's like I'm so sorry I know exactly what you must be thinking he's like but I wasn't staring at you but I've just been trying to build up the courage of how I was going to tell you that your nighties tucked into your undies. Oh, no. ZDM's brilliant Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, New Zealand is in the grips

of a pornography scam. Yeah, serious. Is that from an old TV show? It's not from an old porno. This is a porno about a Loch Ness monster who falls in love with a beautiful woman. I've seen that one. It doesn't, well...

Anyway, this is serious. This is real. What's going on? There's a scam going around New Zealand where they'll email you and they'll say, your front-facing camera on your laptop or your phone has been hacked and we have footage of you watching pornography.

They then, yeah, yeah. Close the laptop. Brie has tape over her laptop camera. I have tape over my laptop camera and I have for a long time because I'm terrified. Mark Zuckerberg has it over his. Not because of this reason, but for the reason of someone can tap into your camera at any point.

Zuckerberg does it. Yeah, and watch you. Not watch you. Zuckerberg tapes over his camera. Oh, does he? Zuckerberg might watch you as well. Yeah, he could. So these people, so they email you and then they demand a ransom.

They say, we will release the footage of you watching pornography that we got from your phone by watching you watching it unless you transfer us $4,000 in Bitcoin. What? Why Bitcoin? Because it's untraceable. It's an international currency, I guess. I don't know.

I don't know. And we shouldn't laugh because some people, and this is happening in New Zealand too, some people are just paying it because they don't want to deal with the embarrassment of having to go to the police and saying. This happened. This happened. Because there is actually no evidence that they have any footage of you. So it's not like they send it to you.

No, no one's going, oh, show me a bit. It's a scam. They don't have anything. It's a scam. But these people who are using their devices to maybe look at porn are going, I don't want anybody to know that ever, so I'll just give them the $4,000. And no one should have to do that. No.

No one should have to be blackmailed, you know? Yeah, that's horrible. I mean, my mind goes to what are those people looking at? There's a lady in Napier who got this. Who got the email. She got sent the email. Mm-hmm. And she's gone to the papers

and she said, I'm not afraid. I know it's not, and I know they don't have any footage of me or anybody in my household because I am religious and we don't watch that stuff. She said,

and she's married, she said, I knew it was a scam because I'm religious and I know my husband very well and I know he wouldn't watch that stuff. Are you with him 24-7, lady? So what she did is she went to the police.

Right thing to do. They said, and this is just Napier police, they said they've been inundated. They have had hundreds of people with the same problem going on at the moment. The other thing she did was she went next door to her neighbour's place. Oh, no. And her neighbour has teenage boys.

And it reads like a warning, but I reckon they share a Wi-Fi connection and I reckon she's landed the teenagers right in it and gone, you need to go and check their browser history right now because if they're looking at this stuff. Imagine the locks they're going to put on it now. Those teenage boys have got no hope. The bedroom doors

have been removed altogether. Thanks a lot, ladies. They've taken away their laptops. ZDU's Brinkland. We had that massive royal wedding

earlier in the year. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Yep. You came over to my house to watch it. That's right. Left before it was over

because you weren't interested. Because it was boring. Like I liked the part where they like. Did you stay until they left the church? No. That guy went on for like 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I went on and on. It's the main event. Also, half of it was the company. I thought we were having fun, but that's all right. Yeah, you made some good meals that night, actually. I was impressed. Well, I can take no credit, but thank you. Some good burgers. I was thinking about the other day, though. Do you ever wonder

what is their actual last name gonna be? All the time. It's constantly on your mind. What is... No, every time I see them and I go, you know, William. William, William... What's his face? Prince William. You know, the Queen, Elizabeth.

The second. Lizzie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what is their last name? What is their last name? I don't even know. Actually, I've done the research. I was going to say, this is a bit of a pointless break if you don't know. I thought we were going to talk about it.

So, historically, they all share the surname Mountbatten-Windsor. Right. Hyphenated. Mountbatten-Windsor. Right. Hyphenated. Mountbatten comes from Philip and Windsor comes from Elizabeth. Maybe. But it's interesting to see, though, that all of the kids and descendants actually don't have that last name when they go to school. Okay.

So, for example, Prince William and Harry share the same last name, which is Wales. Right. Because their dad was the Prince of Wales. Is that right? The King of Wales? Prince of Wales. Prince of Wales.

He will be the king when he becomes king. That's right. God, it gets confusing. Yeah, Charles. It's so confusing. What was Diana's last name? Oh, I don't even know. Princess Diana. No, before that. No, Charles. It's so confusing. What was Diana's last name? Princess Diana. No, before that.

No, her first name's Princess and her last name's Diana. Okay, yeah, yeah. So their last name is Wales when they're at school? Yeah, so their last name is Wales. And then their kids, George, Lewis and Charlotte, their last names is actually Cambridge because Prince William is the Duke of Cambridge. So their last names is actually Cambridge because Prince William is the Duke of Cambridge. So their last names are Cambridge.

Whereas if Harry and Meghan Markle have kids, they will have a different name. It's Sussex. Right, okay. You know, at the start I thought I cared. And then as you keep going, I was like, oh, actually I don't. Be real, you never cared. Princess Diana's last name, her maiden name, Spencer.

Spencer? Yeah. Yeah, I still don't care. Zeddy and his brilliant clit. Have you seen the story during the rounds at the moment about the identical twins who are marrying identical twins? Yeah. Yeah.

Weird. So they're in Michigan and two boys, two identical twin boys. They look exactly the same. Are marrying two identical twin girls. Which when I first saw it, I was like, yeah, okay, like I get it. But then you told me some stuff where I was like, hmm. So they got engaged on the same day. So the boys planned it.

And they're like, we're going to propose to our identical girlfriends. And the other guy goes, I knew you were going to say that because we're twins. So they did it. They got engaged on the same day. They're going to get married on the same day. Right. Save money. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, save money. Yeah, yeah, you would save money. They probably got all the same friends and family And I bet they've got the same mums and dads This is where it gets a little bit odd After they're married They're planning to

Oh I see what you did there After they get married They're planning to live together All of them See that's where it went south for me All four of them That's where it turns a bit kinky Yeah that's where it goes a bit weird

Because everyone goes to identical twins I'm not one Believe it or not Sometimes I wish i was but i reckon they get the question oh do you have a switch do you ever do you have a girlfriend and do you ever switch and so the other one can like jump in you go on a date and then and then it's actually the other one they might be doing that they could all be and i don't mean to cast they just could be here's here's where if you're doing everything together too, where does it stop? You got engaged together, you're getting married together, you're going to live together. What about when it comes time for babies? Do you go,

okay guys, tonight's the night. We need to do it at the exact same time on the exact same night. It's literally through the wall. Alright, are you ready? Go!