ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 2nd 2019

Episode Date: August 2, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Producer Ellie's not in the... oh there she is. I just wanted to do something real quick on the podcast intro and I wanted to wish Producer Ellie a happy 27th birthday for tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you. How exciting. You made it, mate. I did. I've made it to 27. I don't remember 27. Is it a nerve-wracking age? Like is it one of those ones where you go Oh god I haven't achieved this

Or I'm not doing this Or Yeah see It is a bit weird But at the same time I still have a bit of my 20s to go And I've heard That the 30s are still cool

Right Clint? Oh they're dope Yeah exactly You get babies and shit Exactly So I'm not too scared Literally babies and shit Could be worse

You could be Brie Staring down the barrel of 30 Yeah it's true Okay Alright No it's true Okay Alright No it's fine I've already done it I've already done it

It's just Are you worried about it? Like it's a milestone birthday It is Yeah Not worried You cool? Yeah no I'm cool

There's nothing wrong with it And seriously Nothing changes Except the way people look at you Trust me Things have changed for me Alright Yep

Anyone found a grey pubia? No I found a grey I found a grey beard here today. Did you? Yeah, I haven't looked downstairs, but I found a grey beard here. Oh. I've got grey hair in my hair. Yeah, same.

Same, same, same, same. I was watching that naked attraction show again. Okay. Jesus. You're addicted to naked attraction. I am. Do you watch it alone? No.

All right. I watch it with Alan, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, which makes it even weirder. Anyway, last night on the show, there was this older gentleman, and it was just a full grey bush. Really? Oh, really. How old would he have been? Oh, I reckon he would have been 60-something.

Wow, are they putting people that old on there? Yeah. Good on them. What? They've got naked, beautiful bodies, too. No, I know, but I thought it was for, like, millennials. No. I thought it was like, you're young, you're naked, you'll do anything to be famous. No, I know, but I thought it was for like millennials. No. I thought it was like, you're young, you're naked, you'll do anything to be famous.

No, it's for everyone. Anyone looking for love. What does a 65-year-old winger look like? Not bad. Darker though, eh? Is it? Yeah, they get darker as you get older. Do they?

Yeah, and lower. Do they? Well, the balls do hang lower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same as the breasts. That's just gravity. Everything goes down. My boobs have definitely moved. Have they? Well the balls do hang lower Yeah yeah Same as the breasts That's just gravity Everything goes down My boobs have definitely moved

Have they? Have yours Ellie? What gone down? Yeah Oh yeah a little bit probably They'll start At 27 they start to move What you guys should do

Go home tonight Stand in the mirror Take a photo Why? And then just bank it And then in 10 years revisit it Because you never know If they've gone down or not

Because you look at them every day But if you Yeah I can show you my ball photo From when I'm 23 And you can tell me Show me Show me right now

You know what's real messed up About my phone Is that you know people Who do those before and after photos When they exercise And they'll like Lose heaps of weight Yeah

And they've got the before And the after And I mean I love Looking at those photos In my phone I've got the before and the after. I mean, I love looking at those photos. In my phone, I just have the before photos. Oh, nice. Because I never stick to the exercise, so I never take an after photo.

Are you still F45ing? I haven't been for a while. Producer Ben, that's his fault. Have you signed up for one of those challenges? They did the six-week challenge. How is it all my fault? It's your fault because this is Producer Ben. I want to go and I was real motivated.

And then he'd be like, oh, I do want to sleep in. Go by yourself. I said that once. You've been away. Then go by yourself. Next week. Are you in? Oh, I've got to sleep in.

Here's the podcast, everybody. Hey, good afternoon, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed Ambs, Brie and Clint. Hey, good afternoon, everybody. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy friggin' Friday, everybody. Brie and Clint, great to be here. Today on the show, we've got some good stuff happening.

We've got a double pass to Troye Sivan's show to give away. Yeah, with the Troye translator, we're going to get one of his songs and kind of mess it up a little bit. We're going to ruin it. Yeah, mess it up a little bit, and then you just have to tell us which song it is. Of course, today as well, we give away our trip to Bali with Birthday Banger. Thanks to Grab One. Your last chance to get in the draw for this is at about 5.20, 5.25 this afternoon. If yours is the last Birthday Banger that gets played, then you have a 1 in 10, 1 in 11 chance of getting a trip

to Bali. Thanks to GrabOne. My mum called me earlier today and I was like, oh hi mum, how are you? And she's like hi, I'm just calling real quick. What time are you giving away that trip to Bali? I'm so invested. And I was like, you know you can't win it or you're not in it. And she goes, yeah I know but I just want to hear who

does. Well that's nice. She's real into it. The stinkiest thing about being related to a person on the radio, or TV actually, is you can't win any of the prizes. Did you know our family members are ineligible? Like, we were watching The Block last year and Lucy's like, oh, I'd love to win a new Suzuki.

Oh, damn, now I have to talk about how I worked for that company. Oh, whoops. Good chat, Clint. Good way to start the show. Nice work. Let's talk about your time on George FM. Friday Jams 2. They were the days, weren't they? We had a big announcement re-Friday Jams.

Of course, Friday Jams Live is back for 2019. This is going to be the biggest event of the year. Fletchvorn and Megan and Megan announce the lineup next week, but we're going to kick into the show with some more Friday Jams as well. Darude! Could Friday Jams Live handle this guy? Hell yeah, it could.

This is Darude, Sandstorm, Bree and Clint, Friday Afternoon, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Do you follow any vloggers, like YouTube vloggers? Do you subscribe to any YouTube channels? Yeah. Who? Who do you follow?

Dave Dobrik. I know him. You don't know him? No. I think he's one of the biggest YouTubers in the world. The YouTubers that you follow, they're very personal. That's obviously someone who very- He's funny.

I follow funny people. There's a family, a YouTube family that's in the news today and so their channel is all about documenting everything that happens in their lives. Husband, wife,

three kids kind of thing and I think they do daily videos and they just document what it's like to be their family. Right. A lot of work.

Anyone who commits to a video a day, God. Yeah, but they don't have jobs. I know, I know, but you'd have to literally film everything. Yeah, there'd be some boring videos, wouldn't there?

Anyway, they've hit the news because they have, um... Oh no. They've got some merch and... A mug? Maybe. A t-shirt? Yeah, they do have t-shirts. Pink rings. The latest piece of merch that you can buy from the Ingham family,

that's the YouTube channel that we're talking about. Maybe you follow them. They're a UK family, is a replica of one of their kids. What, like a doll? Yeah, a doll. So they're selling a doll that is the spitting image of their two-week-old baby. Oh. Yeah.

And it's very realistic too. I don't know about that. Here's them talking about it. Here's exactly what you get. So we are beyond excited to be working with the lovely Mary Shortall on this beautiful beautiful strictly limited

edition baby Jase when he was two weeks old. Similar to the age in the photo that you will receive on the birth certificate if you buy one of these. And there's going to be 250 of these made. Limited edition vlogger's baby. How much are they selling that for? £279, which is about 500 New Zealand dollars.

Damn. Yeah. You wouldn't be a super fan if you're buying a replica of someone's baby. £279 which is about 500 New Zealand dollars Damn Yeah You wouldn't be a super fan if you're buying a replica of someone's baby Why are they doing that? Like I love Beyonce but I don't want a blue Ivy

You know? No You know? No Well they're doing it because like you said they don't have jobs this is their job They're trying to make money

Aren't some things sacred though? Like Your baby You don't know who's gonna have your baby You don't know what people are gonna have a baby. You don't know what people are going to have a replica. And they've done it side by side too. It's a very good replica. As far as replicas go, it looks a hell of a lot like that baby.

You should see next week they're actually putting their daughter's diary in a print form and you can buy a book that's at their daughter's diary. Yeah, or you can pay for a special upgrade and the poo that comes out of the baby doll smells exactly like Baby Jase's actual poo. It's so realistic. Well, that's the future we're heading towards, aren't we? So, not for me, not for me.

It's not my idea of a good time. But if you do follow the Ingham family, save up your pingas, everybody, because very shortly you can buy their baby. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. everybody because very shortly you can buy their baby. He's on the show with us. Dean. Hey, Dean.

The person that brings our average up a lot. Hello, guys. Hello, everyone. Brings up your tan level as well. I just had a fresh spray. Oh, have level as well. I just had a fresh spray. Oh, have you? You've always just had a fresh spray. Yeah, you always have a golden goal about you.

Tell us, you've got a list of who the highest paid actors in Hollywood are. Yes, and if you're driving, I need you to pull over. And if you're at work, I need you to, well, I was going to say quit. Don't quit because it's going to make you feel even more poor. Here's what happened, right? We found out today Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, topped the actors, highest paid actors in Hollywood, $124 million he made last year. The year before that, not that this is going to make him feel bad, but the year before he made $180 million,

which is the highest any actor has ever made in a year ever in history. Number two on the list, Chris Hemsworth, put in $111 million last year. But you know what? The girls still beat him out. Taylor Swift made like $180 million. And Kylie Jenner, $130 million. So we're doing the wrong gig.

We need to be actors or singers or what does Kylie Jenner do? Oh, come on. She's got her own makeup line. Come on, guys. Yeah, The Rock made that much money because he actually, apparently I read, acted in every single film that was made last year. They don't know how he did it and how he could be in all those places at once, but he did it.

The most incredible bit is I think he played the exact same character in every single movie as well. It's universal. Yeah. Also, universal. Yeah. Also, this is interesting. Bree was telling me about it. You've got news about Julia Roberts maybe not actually being the sweetest person

in Hollywood after all. Yes. This is just a petty, lame, mean little story, so I thought I'd share it. Here's the deal, right? So, look, don't get me wrong. I love Julia Roberts. I've loved her since Pretty Woman.

But a friend of mine who had dinner with her, actually, at a group, a group of, like, big press. This person's, like, a big person in the press. Said that she was super rude to the waiter. Really kind of rude and cold to everyone. And then I found out from other Hollywood hosts, I've never met her or interviewed her, that she's a monster.

Now, I don't know how I feel about this. Julia Roberts. I love her. I thought she was how I feel about this. Julia Roberts. I love her. I thought she was like the female Tom Hanks. I thought she was like everybody's golden girl. That's Meryl. That's Meryl Streep. You know who else is horrible? Who? Yeah, you know who else I heard?

Well, okay, so my friend used to do Ellen's hair. There's two ways to look at this. So apparently when she was sitting there, Ellen does not look or even acknowledge the people doing her hair or even speak to them. She's two ways to look at this. So apparently when she was sitting there, Ellen does not look or even acknowledge the people doing her hair or even speak to them. She's just staring at her phone.

But on the flip side, if you, hi Ellen, you don't really want to talk to everyone who's in your path all day, do you? I don't know.

Yeah, but you can at least acknowledge the person doing your hair. She doesn't even have that much hair. Like if you hate your hairdresser that much, do it yourself.

You know? That's so weird because she's the nicest person on TV. God, ghost of show right? You never really know. I heard a horrible story about that Bree chick from Celebrity Treasure Island as well. Yeah I heard she's a real cow. Yeah real gassy. Okay

that's Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood. You have a great weekend. Bree and Clint. The Podcast. ZM. Producer Ben and Producer Ellie. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, mate.

G'day. How's everybody going? Going good. You're good. Feels good for a Friday. Feels good. Yeah. What did you say?

I just nearly started singing. You guys know how Suzy Kato sang that iconic song for you guys? See you later. Later, I nearly started singing the Aussie version of that. What is it? Is there an Aussie version? Yeah, there's an... Well, you know, the equivalent. See you later. Later, I nearly started singing the Aussie version of that. What is it? Is there an Aussie version? Yeah, there's an... Well, you know, the equivalent.

Yeah. Catch you later, cobber. I'll see you around at mine. Is that it? What is it? No. Go. No, that's embarrassing.

No, you have to now. You brought it up. I'm just singing it. Yeah. Hurry up. Now all I've got is see you later. I can't get it out of my head. Sounds like an excuse. Yeah, sounds like an excuse yeah sounds like an excuse

what TV show does it come from goodbye goodbye goodbye we'll see you in a little while something like that that doesn't rhyme that's the song they sing to the New Zealanders

that they're deporting at the moment ah yes hey you guys are here with the high low the best and worst bits of the week should we rip into it?

Let's get it. Rip into it. This is a new show. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's highs and lows, all the high points of the week, and unfortunately, the low points of the week. This week's caller of the week is Ruben.

When we asked you, what makes you feel old, he had this to say. Hey, Ruben. What made you you what makes you feel old, he had this to say. Hey Ruben, what made you feel old? What was the moment? I've had it pointed out to me that I start to make dad noises when I get up out of chairs and stuff. I make those noises too, yeah. Can you give us an example? Hang on.

Yep, that's it. I love it, Ruben. I make a similar noise. What is it? Okay, ready? Well, count me in so I can get into it. Yeah, alright. I make a similar noise. What is it? Okay, ready? Well, count me in so I can get into it. Yeah, all right. Three, two, one. One. Oh, of course, Brie had to derail Reuben.

She also had to derail another caller called Matt. Hi, Matt. Kia ora, Fano. How are we doing? Kia ora. Good, bro. Eating from a stranger's plate like Brie did. Is that cool? I got three words for you. Br ora, whānau. How we doing? Kia ora. Good, bro. Eating from a stranger's plate like Bree did, is that cool? I got three words for you.

Bree, you're nasty. What is so nasty about it, Matt? What happens if that woman had a communicable disease? You know, what about hepatitis? What's something she's dripped some snot or saliva onto that bread and you've just chowed down on it? You can't catch it twice, Matt. Clint was back on air this week after welcoming his baby girl, Tui, into the world,

but within two minutes, the wheels were already off. Do you feel like you're a good influence on me? Well, I am a father now, so I can probably give you good advice. You need to be responsible. I could give you a good spanking if you like. Just putting it out there. Remember, it doesn't make it appropriate

for you to give me a spanking. Just maybe put it in the ideas calendar. Do you want to get spanked by Daddy Clint as a radio idea? No, you'll get... Why, since you had a baby, have you got creepy? Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off.

Talking about Clint, Clint loves Love Island. And there's nothing worse than investing your whole life into a show to have it spoiled for you. That's what we did to Clint. But it was fake. Are you for real? Are you for real? F*** you guys. That is so unfair.

I've got one other thing to tell you. It's not the real winner. Well, I'm cool. I don't care. I've got one other thing to tell you. What? It's not the real winner. Oh, well, I'm cool. I don't care. I didn't watch that show. I was like, how'd you f*** it up so bad? You're usually so good. I literally just said to you, oh, now I know who doesn't win.

There's still three others. You'll be f***ed. As to Hilo, thanks, guys. Unfortunately, you've missed a key part of the week. I think I know what you're talking about. I was told not to put it in. Really? I think go for it.

No. How did MC Bree not make the high low this week? No one wants to hear that again. That's why I didn't put it in. Okay, good. We found out that Bree has an alter ego that MCs parties. No. Okay, we won't.

I'm fine. I have remembered the song from my childhood youth. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Do you guys want me to take you out on it? Yeah. So like the Suzy Kato song, this is the Aussie version. Who here is ready to make some bad decisions?

God damn it. Who here is ready to make some massive student loans? Enough. Enough. Enough. MC Brie. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is exciting news for people who wear glasses or contact lenses because the university.

Oh, x-ray vision. Hey, you joke, but you listen to this. Sorry, I just got excited. I didn't mean to jump in so soon. Scientists at the University of California, San Diego, have created a prototype contact lens that is controlled by your eye movements, which lets the wearer zoom in and out. Right, okay.

What? That is literally enhanced vision. Yep. So you know how they work? So essentially you put the contact lens in and if you blink fast twice, it zooms in. Yeah. And if you blink twice again, it zooms back out.

Initially I'd be excited too. But with this, this is the problem with human beings. What? We use it for bad. That's the problem. And that's why they had to cancel Google Glasses. Because you'll get a creep who goes and gets these contact lenses installed and he just sits there at the beach the whole time zooming in on people.

You'll just see dudes up and down the beach going blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Yeah, but I mean, are they hurting anyone? Having a look? Yeah. Technically, no, but... Well, that's cool if you're cool with it. That's cool, yeah. I don't know if I'm cool with it,

but I don't want them to ruin it for the rest of the people. Does it have any, like, negative applications too? Like, could you use it to cheat in anything? Well, you know what I think about when I think about this? Yeah. I'm like, I can buy cheap seats to everything. Oh, good point. And I'll just zoom in.

Yeah, good point. Yeah, okay. You know what I mean? Is there any time you'd want to zoom out? If you've got a small bedroom and then you zoom out and the bedroom feels bigger, like a wide-angle lens, but for your eyes. Oh, no, I've got it now too, yeah.

Yeah, you know when you do want to zoom in especially there'll be certain boyfriends who are like, zoom in, zoom in! Hey babe, before we get down to business, would you mind just popping in these contact lenses? I've just done. Nothing serious, it's just that pleasure enhancing. And then they're like, how big

does it look? She's like, oh about this big. And you're like, you're zoomed out! And you're like, I'm not even wearing them. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. It's been five weeks since you and me have gone head to head in this game, Bree. Five long weeks. And how I've missed it. Did you play while I was away on Man-tunity leave? No, Saatchi played against each other. The two boys from Saatchi went head-to-head.

It was a good game, actually. So you didn't play? No. I avoided it at all costs. Did I get one or two perfect scores while Bree was away? Oh, okay. Was it one or two? You know what I love, though, about this game? It brings out Clint's modest side. two perfect scores while Bree was away. Oh, okay. Was it one or two? We just won't.

You know what I love, though, about this game? It brings out Clint's modest side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does. It definitely does. Now, to be fair, Clint did get 10 out of 10 twice, so that was when you were away, Bree.

I'm so glad I wasn't here. But, you know, I'm out of practice now. I'm rusty. Yeah, true. I'm sure. Who did you play? I played Benny,

and then I played a listener. Right. Yeah. Poor then I played a listener. Right. Yeah. Poor listener. Let's figure out who Kim wants to back. Kim, like I said, Rusty, been away for a while. Who do you want to put your money on for the One Second Song Challenge? And if you pick the winner, you'll get some free mobile fuel.

I'll go with you, Clint. All right. Fair enough. Oh, bad decision, Kim. I think I'm due. I think I'm due. That means Amber, you get Bree, okay? Yes, let's do this, Amber. Oh, good decision, Kim. I think I'm due. I think I'm due. That means, Amber, you get Brie, okay? Yes, let's do this, Amber.

Okay, we got this, Brie. Yeah, girl, let's do it. I'll let you... Amber, did you hear what she said? She goes, oh, good. All right, fine. I'll let you decide who goes first. You can go first.

I'll go first. Okay, Brie's leaving the room. So we get 20 seconds, and we hear as many songs as we can, but just one second of them. And whoever gets the most correct wins. Bree's gone out to a soundproof area. Yes, you can give me artist name or the song title, and you can pass if you don't know it, okay, Clint?

Okay. All right, Ben, when you're ready, hit it off. Black Eyed Peas. Correct. Stan Walker. Correct. Senorita. Correct. Stan Walker. Correct. Senorita. Correct.

All American Rejects. Correct. That's All We Like, Drax Project. Correct. Sam Smith. Correct. Katy Perry. Incorrect.

Pass. And that's it. You want to have another go at that one? Okay. Dressy J. Yeah, nice. All right. All right, Brie, come on in. No, I can't talk. She that's it. You already want to have another go at that one? Okay. Ten. Dressy J. Yeah, nice. All right.

All right, Bree, come on in. No, I can't talk. She's not listening. Here you go. Look at me, Bree. Here we are. Come on. Come on, mate.

Come on. Come here. Nice work, Clint. Genuinely, not a great round. Not his best. I will say that. Oh, did you only get nine? Go into this with a bit of confidence.

I always do. Yeah, yeah, okay. Give me song title or artist name, feature artist, and you can pass as well, okay? Yep. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. What's wrong with the world, mama? Black Eyed Peas.

Correct. Don't you know you'll get back? Pass. But every touch is oil. Senorita. Correct. Let me know that I'm Pass. Love me like Drax Project. Correct. Um, pass.

Uh, Drax Project. Correct. Uh, Sam Smith. Correct. Um, Jessie J. Correct. Taylor Swift. Correct.

Nice work, mate. Nice work. You know what ones always get me? What's that? Is that, um, you know, like Black Parade and all those bands. The ones I love, yeah. My Chemical Romance.

Emo. They all sound the same to me. Do they? They always get me. That's my favourite. The Fall Out Boys, All American Rejects.

That's who it was, the Fall Out Boys. No, that was All American Rejects. Oh, yeah, see? I never get them.

They all sound the same. Was that a draw? No, it was, okay, it was actually 6-7 to you, Clint, but it was very close. It was very close. Don't patronise me, Ellie. You did well, Bree.

You did well. Kim, we did it, okay? You got some free mobile fuel ahead of the weekend. Oh, perfect. Thanks, thanks. Technically, I helped you win as well, Kim. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I said I've got a gift for you, Brie.

I've got something for you. Yeah, the last time you said that, Paula Bennett came into the studio with boxing gloves on. Oh yeah, when's that fight happening? When's that fight going to happen? Are you organising that? We need to get back onto that. No, no, no, no, no.

This is a real tangible gift for you. Is it a dog? No, not a dog. No, because. This is a real tangible gift for you. And this is... Is it a dog? No, not a dog. No, because I've been listening to what you need. Yeah, so you know I need a dog. No, I haven't heard one thing about you needing a dog. Are you joking? There is something that's happened this week

where I have anticipated your needs and I've gone and got it, which I think is the best gift. I haven't said to you, what do you want as a gift? That is a thoughtful gift. I've picked up on the things that you've said and I've got you a gift.

Yesterday on the show, you said this. I can't believe I've wet myself on national television. We had revealed to us yesterday on the show that you peed your pants on Celebrity Treasure Island. No, I didn't. A little bit of wee came out. I saved it. I didn't go the full...

And where did it go? It went into my pants. Yeah, so you peed your pants on Celebrity Treasure Island. I didn't do the full... And where did it go? It went into my pants. Yeah, so you peed your pants on Celebrity Treasure Island. I didn't do a full wee in my pants, though. But you said it was noticeable. In fact, we can elongate the clip. There's a bit where you go, you could see the wet patch. It's okay.

It's okay. I'm not saying this to ridicule you. This is not a gift. I'm saying this so I can give you a gift. Producer Ellie, can you please bring in the gift? This is not a gift. It is a gift. I've gone out and got you this today.

I know what this is going to be. This is from me to you with Aroha, which is Tereo for love. You've wrapped it in everything. Yeah, this is my gift for you. Let everybody know that you've just received...

It's adult nappies. Yeah, adult nappies. Depend. Why are they a weird colour? They're skin colour. So they can't be seen. So they can't be seen. So they can't be seen. And you think that this is a stupid gift.

I know that. You think I'm making fun of you. How much were these? These are expensive. Don't worry. It's a gift. They're actually very on trend at the moment. No, they're not.

They are. Have you ever watched Pretty Little Liars? Oh, they're so ugly. Oh, my God. They look like Bridget Jones' underwear? Oh, they're so ugly. Oh, my God. They look like Bridget Jones' underwear. Yeah, they've got a high waistband just to suck everything in. Have you ever watched Pretty Little Liars? No.

Do you know who the actress Shay Mitchell is? No. She's wearing them from Pretty Little Liars. Why is she wearing them? Listen to this. Honestly, guys, I've never known that somebody could pee as much as you do when you're pregnant. I swear to God, in like a half an hour, I went to the bathroom probably about 22 times last night to the point where I was like, I'm wearing diapers. I'm literally, I am literally wearing a full on diaper.

She's a big deal. She's Hollywood. She's pregnant. Yeah, but she's wearing them because she's filming television shows, okay? That's what you have in common with her. So they're cool. Okay, I'm just slipping them on. No, you're slipping them on over your pants.

Yeah, I just want to see if they're a good fit. Well, actually, I sent producer Ben to get them. What size did you end up getting, Ben? Sorry, mate. Yeah, I got a medium. He got you a medium. Oh, no, I've put them on the wrong way medium. He got you a medium. Oh, no. I've put them on the wrong way around.

There's only a medium or an XXL available, so we went for the medium. I put them on the wrong way. I don't want you to put them on over your pants. I want to give you the opportunity to go and put them on properly. I'm not putting them on. Do you not want to? We spent good money on those. You actually want me to put them on?

No, no, no, no. No, you don't have to. But if you want to put them on? No, no, no, no, no You don't have to But if you want to try them on I wet myself one time And this is the treatment I get Yeah, well I would be a worse friend if I let you pee yourself two times Wouldn't I? Wouldn't I?

It's true Oh, they feel so absorbent Don't they? They're good ones We didn't cheap out Do you want Here's an idea Should I go put them on Yeah They feel so absorbent. Don't they? They're good ones. We didn't cheap out. Do you want... Here's an idea. Should I go put them on and then test it out?

Now, that's not something I'm going to ask you to do, but... Should I? Ellie's saying do it. Ellie's saying do it. That's completely up to you. It would be a good ad Look if Between now and the end of the show You feel the urge

To pop them on And let us know how they feel Do I feel Oh yeah I could Yeah Could we Okay well that's up to you You know where the bathroom is

Maybe Before the end of the show I might test out This adult diaper Because what if you like it What if they're real comfy undies Oh I would love You know

Taking that off the list Not having to use the bathroom. Yeah. I'm so lazy. I'm so lazy. You're welcome. Congratulations. Thank you, mate. I appreciate that.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Here at ZM, we're actually part of a bigger radio family. We've got a big family. Mike Hosking is our father. Yes. He's very strict, but we don't see him very often, so that's fine. Jeremy Wells is like our sexy cousin.

It's like taboo. You can't do anything with him because you're related. But he's over at Radio Hauraki. He's in the family. Yeah, Fletch is the weird uncle. But like weird but cool uncle that goes travelling a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then across the hallway, we've also got our friends at Flavour,

who are like our brothers and sisters. We love Flavour. They're doing something cool today, and we're going to try something different. We're going to try and tune in another radio station. We're going to try and just... ...free. See if we can just... Money!

See if we can just... Can we get him? Hello, is that Flavour? Hey, team, you've got Storm here. I'm going to put you on hold and I'm going to pick you up, okay? Okay, all right, sweet ass. All right, here we go. Flavor at the moment.

The room is going in in the background. It's because we've had to keep the door open. It's getting hot here in the studio. All right, we are ready. So we are going to be crossing live to Brie and Clint on ZN. The show. G'day, guys. Kia ora, fellas.

Kia ora. This is, I think by our powers combined, we've just become the most powerful radio station in New Zealand. Radio inception. You know when the Power Rangers all join up to make that one big Power Ranger? That's what we've just done right now. Yeah, we're Radio Voltron right now. That's so dope.

I love it. I've got to say something before we get into this DonorTag benefit show. Congratulations, Clint, for the baby. Oh, thank you very much, guys. Thank you. I really appreciate that. Thanks, fellas. We're pretty proud, yeah.

Yeah, Bree's proud as well. Some kind of weird stepmom. So you've heard what's going down over here on this side of NZME South. We've got our DonorTag benefit show going on. We're trying to raise money for Youthline. We've heard that you guys want to come on board and maybe request a song for pay-to-play. Yeah, so you guys are doing a 12-hour long show, is that right?

You're going to stay on air for 12 hours to raise money for Youthline? We love this. This is awesome. We thought Youthline, great charity, and also great opportunity for us to get a little bit of self-promotion in there too. We can donate to a charity. We feel good. We can get a song played on Flavour, which, I mean, would never happen.

We know you guys, though. We know you guys pretty well and you're mischief. You're rascals. I happen to be tuned into one of your shows and you're playing there. What's the matter, you? Hey, what's the matter? Should I be amazed? We know that you are going to be donating for a pay-to-play.

We're a little bit worried. Let's be honest. You should be. So if we pay you guys, can you play the uncensored version of My Neck, My Back? We love that song.

I actually love that song, but there's no way in hell we're getting the uncensored version. No, Clint, tell them. We're just kidding. Earlier this year, Brie and I released our own single. I don't know if you've heard of the Hot Mess Express.

It's our DJ duo. Do you guys know the song Send It? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. We were there at Float. We saw it. Oh, you were too? Yeah, you may have heard of our producer,

the guy that produced the song, Kings. We may have heard of Kings, friend of the show. Hold on, let me just... Hey, Saul, do we have this song in the system for them to play? We have it in the system. We have it? Okay. If we donate $100 of our own money, would you play our song? Would you come over and whip for us?

Yeah, well, come over and deliver the money. Put it in your hand right now. Yeah, I'm happy with that. It's a great song. You have yourself a deal. Yeah! Deal!

Let's do it! I love it. The Hot Mess Express. That's great. Okay, cool. Hey, this is the first time our song's ever been played on another radio station.

Another New Zealand radio station. Hey, since we're doing this Radio Inception thing, what's the odds we can get our song played on your station? The mullet song?

The mullet anthem. Yeah, you got $100? Sweet, what's the odds we can get our song played on your station? The mullet song? The mullet anthem. Yeah, you got $100? Sweet, that's the bit. Yeah, well, let's get into it. $100? Going to put this out there one more time. 0800 90 10 30. Here it is.

ZM's Bree and Clint. This is their drive-thru show song, The Hot Mess Express. Send it. Here we go. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Real endorsements from real listeners who love this segment. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-o-key! Real endorsements from real listeners who love this segment. They weren't paid.

They don't work here at ZM, honest. Look, every Friday we put ourselves out there and we go, Hey, hey, we'll sing for you and you decide who does it best. You know, just for a bit of a laugh, just to get you through to the weekend. Neither of us are trained. Neither of us. Believe it or not, neither of us are trained. And it shows. Today we're taking on Lil Nas X and Old Town Road.

I saw on the news this is officially the longest running billboard number one of all time. Crazy. Beat Despacito, which beat Mariah Carey's One Sweet Day. Whoa. So you've done a version. I've done a version.

Yeah, you could call it that. Each of us have had 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer, and what you have here is the result. Here we go. I feel like country I'm learning is not my strong point. I thought country was your strong point. Look, let's just do it, okay? We're going to get you to listen to both, Country, I'm learning, is not my strong point. I thought country was your strong point. Man. Look, let's just do it, okay? We're going to get you to listen to both,

and then we want five callers to decide who wins Friday-oke. All right. Because I'm a gentleman, ladies first. This is Bree's Friday-oke. Okay. Yeah! Yeah, I'm going to take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I get no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road

I'm gonna ride till I get no more Hat down, cross town, living like a rock star Spend a lot of money on my brand new guitar Baby's gotta have her diamond rings and Fendi sports bras. Riding down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car. Got no stress, I've been through all that. I'm like a mild bromance, so I can't go back. Wish I could roll on back to that old town road.

I wanna ride till I can't no more. Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. That's Bree's Old Town Road. Don't be rude. You're talking over the back of it. Sorry, I thought you wanted me to save you and wrap it up for you. I think that's the worst one I've done. I think that's an achievement in itself. Sorry, I thought you wanted me to save you and wrap it up for you. I think that's the worst one I've done. I think that's an achievement in itself.

Well, is it the best or the worst this week? Well, that's the worst one I've done, I think. Here's mine. This is my Friday-oke. Be kind, New Zealand, all right? Be kind. Yeah, I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road.

I'm going to ride till I can't no more. Head down, cross town, living like a rock star. Spend a lot of money on my brand new guitar baby's got a habit diamond rings and Fendi sports bras riding down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car got no stress I've been through all that I'm like a mall bromance so I can't come back wish I could roll on down to that old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road

I'm gonna ride till I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more Someone texted and said, what exactly did that professional audio engineer do to deserve this absolute punishing 30 minutes every week? Poor Al. Every week, Al looks at me and he just shakes his head

and he goes, I can't help you. Let's load up the panel. Let's find our judges. Five people right now on 0800 dial ZM. Who wins Friday Okie? Is it Lil Nas Bree or Lil Nas Clint? Who's the least worst?

I already know the answer, but we'll take your votes next. We'll take your reviews as well. 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Friday Oki!

You've heard him. Every Friday we jump in the booth with a professional audio engineer. We get 15 minutes each to do a cover of a song. This week it was Old Town Road. I'm so sorry, New Zealand, for putting you through mine. I know it wasn't good. Didn't you win last week?

Didn't your Lion King win this competition last week? Yeah, but I had Soundkeeper Gary and he was good. Just as a refresher. And you know what? Ellie and Ben got robbed. win this competition last week? Yeah, but I had Soundkeeper Gary, and he was good. Just as a refresher. And you know what? Ellie and Ben got robbed. In the segment last week? Yeah, they were robbed. Ellie is amazing.

Just as a refresher, this is Breeze. And this is mine. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. And this is mine. It's a real lesson in humility this game every week. I'm so glad you didn't play more of those. Five votes. Let's see who wins. Hi, Joanne.

Hi, Joanne. Hi. Who's got it? I'm going to go for Bree. Oh, Joanne, I appreciate that pity vote. What was that last? No, it's not. Actually, Joanne, I appreciate that pity vote. What was that last? Actually, Clint sounded like real aggressive, like he was yelling the song at me.

Thanks, Joanne. Hi, Lachlan. Hi there, how are you? Hello, Lachy. Who's your vote for? Mine's for Brie as well. How, Lachlan? Why? Well, you just had more of the country twang in the song. I appreciate that, Lachlan.

Okay, thanks, Lachlan. You can take the country girl out of the country, but you can't take the, you know the rest. Country out of the country girl? That's right. Hey, Adam. Hey, buddy. How are you? Good, man.

Who's your vote for? Definitely voting for Clint this time. Oh, thank God. What are you saying? Mine was bad. Oh, I didn't want to get a downtrodden that one though. No. Thank you, Adam. Thanks, Adzi. You're most welcome. Thank you. I appreciate it. Let's go to Joseph. Hey, Joseph. Hi, Joseph.

Hello. Who's your vote for in Friday Okie this week? Me or Bree? This was a tough one. It was real tough, but it sold for me in the end because Clint You had the energy I love it Yeah thank you So do I get your vote?

Yes Joe I did my own horse noises I loved that too though Appreciate that Joe They were unnecessary But we liked them That means we go to tie break It's two all

This never happens Vanessa just give it Before you give us your vote Give us your overall thoughts On this week's Friday Okie Well I have four children at home Vanessa, just before you give us your vote, give us your overall thoughts on this week's Friday Oki. Well, I have four children at home. They have thrashed this song to death and I didn't think it could be any worse than what they do.

But Bray, you proved me wrong. I appreciate that, Vanessa. Are you serious? What you're saying is hard to do what I did. Yeah. So Clint wins. I said it was a bad thing, but you did better. Oh, that's fantastic.

You know what? I'm glad to hear it. And with that, the victor comes the mandatory replay. I'm so glad I didn't win just for that reason.

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I can't no more. I didn't want to say it but if I lost to you this week that would be a real kick in the pants. Excuse me?

Your version, like not you personally, the job that you did in the booth. That is me! Oh yeah, true, that's a good point. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, birthday banger. To Bali. This is epic. For the last

two weeks, thanks to our mates at GrabOne and DARP Travel, we've been giving you the chance to get to Bali if you get your song on here for Birthday Banger. That's right. If your song is the best out of the three for the day, you go in that draw. You'll get return flights for two to Bali, seven nights accommodation at Astagina Resort,

floating breakfast in a private pool, complimentary fruit basket on arrival, and daily complimentary afternoon tea by the pool. It's a luxury trip to Bali. This is amazing, and obviously a lot of people are going to want to win this. We are drawing a winner this evening. In fact, we're going to do it after this one because this is the last person going in the draw.

Yeah, so we're going to get everyone's name, and then we're going to do the draw, and then reveal straight after the winning song tonight. Three people to go first. Hey, Ash. Hi. Ash, what's your birthday? My birthday is the 22nd of November, 1985.

Okay, Ashley, you were 16 in 2005 on the 22nd of November and this is your birthday banger. Big sister life, which I forget by. Press your knees up, no matter what. I love this song. your birthday banger. I love this song. This is a banger. This is a banger. It's a forgotten banger as well.

Matterfacts in big city life. Okay, you're sitting pretty to get in this draw as well. Let's go to Kelly. Hey, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, guys. What's your birthday, Kelly? The 1st or the 3rd, 1992. Hi, Kelly. Hey, guys. What's your birthday, Kelly? The 1st of the 3rd

1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 5th of March and on that day this topped the charts. Slow Rider. That's a good birthday banger, Kelly. How's it showing? I think that's a beef. Yeah, I like it. You would say that, but let's go to Claire. Hey, Kelly. How's it showing? I think that's the best.

Yeah. I like it. You would say that, but let's go to Claire. Hey, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. It's your birthday today. It is.

Happy birthday. What have you got? Thank you. Slippers and a dressing gown. Love it. No, that's good. No, I like it. That's a great gift. God, I do love a good slipper.

I love a good dressing gown. Bring it on. What's your birthday, Claire? What year? 74. Okay, you were 16 in 1990 on the 2nd of August. So on this day back in 1990, this topped the charts. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Good old Eagle Rock's here to stay I'm just crazy about the way you move This is a good birthday banger for a Friday. In Australia, Claire, every time that song is played at any event, everyone will drop their pants. Oh, wow. Yep. It's universal.

Raunchy. You could do that underneath your dressing gown. You could. Okay, it's between You and me now Who's the last person Going in the draw For the trip to Bali

And getting their Birthday banger played today I like all the songs Yeah I like two of the songs You only like two Yeah What don't you like Flo Rida

You don't like Flo Rida I'm just a bit over that one Like it doesn't make me go Oh yeah I'd love to hear that this Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Okay, let's just say ours together, all right? We'll go three, two, one, and you say the one you want, and I'll say the one I want. I know what one you're going to pick.

Okay. Because I know you too well. Three, two, one. Eagle Rock. You didn't say it. You didn't say anything. I thought you were going to say the other one. I was going to say Eagle Rock too.

Well, no, now you can't claim that. You're just saying it because I said it. Because you didn't say it. Is it Eagle Rock? Yeah, it's Eagle Rock. Claire, congratulations. For a Friday. You win birthday banger.

Awesome. Thank you. No worries. Stay on the line. And she gets a prize anyway because it's her birthday. Oh, she gets a prize anyway. From Grab One, we've got a Grab One prize for you to give you as well. But stay on the line because you could be winning the big trip to Bali

next, alright? Okay, cool. Oh, this is big. Someone is getting a trip to Bali. After a birthday banger for Claire from 1990, this is Daddy Cool on ZM. Take off your pants, New Zealand. Here we go. Bram Clint.

Now listen. Oh, we're stepping up. Brain Pledge, New Zealand. Brain Pledge. Brain Pledge. Oh, you rock it well Yeah, you do it so well Oh, you do it so well When you do the Eagle Rock Yeah, you rock it fine Why don't you give me a sign Just give me a sign And Just give me a sign. I'm going to do the Eagle Rock. Hey, good old Eagle Rock.

See this day. I'm just crazy about the way we do. Doing the Eagle Rock. Whoa, come on fast. Come on slow. I'm just crazy about the way we move. You have the ego right. Come on. Yeah, rock and fire.

Why don't you give me a sign? Just gotta give me a sign And we'll do the Eagle Rock What to do When I feel so free What to do to me What to do to me When we do the Eagle Rock

Hey, hey Good old Eagle Rock? Hey, good old Eagle Rock, did it stay? I'm just crazy about the way we move. Doing the Eagle Rock. Oh, come on fast, come on slow. I'm just crazy about the way we move The way the eagle rides Thank you. And I listen More ways to be known Yeah, I'm gonna turn around

I'm gonna turn around once I'm gonna turn it round once I'm gonna do the Eagle Rock Hey, hey Good old Eagle Rock Still is dead I'm just crazy about the way we move Do it Eagle Rock

Oh, oh Come on fast Come on slow ZM, free and clean from 1990. Eagle Rock Eagle Rock ZM, Free and Clint from 1990 That is the winner of Birthday Banger today What a tune Daddy calls Eagle Rock Let's give away a trip to Bali Free and Clint

Birthday Banger To Bali A lot of people have been trying to get through for this Congratulations if you did And congratulations if you managed to get yours on air. Yeah, this has been a pretty tough week. Obviously, you need to get your song played in Birthday Banger in the last two weeks,

and you will be in the draw for this trip to Bali. 11 people have their names in there. 10 of them played with us on air, and one grabbed one wildcard because it's thanks to our friends at Grab One who are turning nine, but you get all the perks, and they have also put a wildcard in the's thanks to our friends at GrabOne who are turning nine, but you get all the perks and they have also put a wildcard in the drawer as well.

Just to give you a refresher on the songs that have got through for the finals, these are the last two weeks of Birthday Bangers. Prince. Taylor Swift. Psy in Gangnam Style. The Vengaboys. That's Tayo Cruz.

That's Tayo Cruz and this is Lifehouse. Mashup. Will Smith. Mashup. Will Smith. Oh. Call on me. And, of course, Eagle Rock from Daddy Cool. That is all 10 songs.

It doesn't matter what your song was. They've all gone into a big draw, all 11 people, and we have the winner of our trip to Bali on the phone right now. All right. Let's go to the winner's line right now for the trip to Bali. Good afternoon, Tamara. Oh, my God. Hello.

You're going to Bali. Bali. You've scored to Bali. Oh, my God. You've scored for yourself. Return flights for two people, seven nights accommodation, and all the bells and whistle things to grab one in dark travel. Congratulations, girl. Oh, my God. I'm shaking.

Oh, my God. Thank you guys so much. I've got goosebumps for you, Tamara. Who are you going to take? My mum. Oh, that is so mad. I've got goosebumps for you tomorrow. Who are you going to take? My mum. Oh, that is so nice. My husband's going to kill me, but I'll take my mum. Yeah, actually.

Girls trip. Give him the option to buy his own ticket. Just out of interest, your birthday banger was this one. Which was my favourite of the whole fortnight, so congratulations. I did love it. Oh, my God. Oh, you're crying. I can't believe this.

Sounds like you really need it, Tamara. I do. I do. Oh. What were you saying, Tamara? I do, but my mum needs it. It's for my mum.

Oh. Well, your mum's going to be bloody excited. It's a free trip to Bali. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's always obviously exercise trends that come and go and, you know, you've got your F45s and your CrossFits and all that kind of jazz.

And then you've got the beauty treatments that you can do. Like a few years ago, was it the cryogenic, what was it called, where you go into like a cryogenic chamber and they like pretty much freeze you nearly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you heard of that? Yeah. And it's meant to like get rid of fat cells and stuff.

Yeah, people having their fat like frozen off. Yeah, and all different treatments and stuff like that. Remember that one where they used to wrap you like a mummy? Yes, they still do that. Yeah, and they different treatments and stuff like that. Remember that one where they used to rep you like a mummy? Yes, they still do that. Yeah, and they say that it gets rid of fat. There's a new one and I want to put it to you to see if you'd be

keen for this. It's called Body Sculpting and this is a real thing. It's a new cosmetic trend and we've got some audio explaining what it is. M-Sculpt is being called a game changer. This technology is using high-intensity focused electromagnetic therapy. The creators claim one 30-minute treatment

is the equivalent of 20,000 sit-ups. And while the before and after photos look incredible, are the results real? King. So 30 minutes in this... Before and after photos look incredible. Are the results real? Keen. So 30 minutes in this. They kind of like strap it around your stomach. Yeah. And yeah, 30 minutes and they reckon it's equivalent to 20,000 sit-ups.

Keen. If it's real, keen. Yeah. Is it going to give me like radiation poisoning or something? Like is it sending electrons into my genitals? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. But, okay, so you're keen.

Aren't we weird, eh? We're like, don't even know anything about it? Yeah, I'll do it. It's like when I went and got laser on my business. And I was sitting there thinking, I was like, they're literally shooting a laser at my behind. Yeah. So you're keen so far?

Yeah. It will cost you $1,000 per session. That's fine. You still keen. $1,000 instead of doing 22,000 sit-ups. Yeah, actually worth the money. That's worth the money. That's at least a year at the gym.

Yeah, 100%. One session. Yeah, exactly. I'm keen. Sign me up. All right. Hey, the boys from Flavor have just walked in. We made a promise to them.

They played our song before. Do we want to do this right now? Have you guys finished your show? Yeah, come in right now. You haven't finished. Okay, we might as well do it right now. Let's get them in. Daz and Asht are here from our sister station.

Flavor, jump on there. Jump in the middle there. Did you say sister station? Yeah. Oh, my God. We're the brothers. Which ones? Sorry, the brothers station.

They've been doing a 12-hour marathon. How's it going? You guys are raising money for Youthline. How's it all going? It's blowing our expectations, man. Yeah. 0-800-90-10-30 is the Koha line. If any of your listeners do want to donate to Youthline,

it's a great cause, but we cracked $4,000 about an hour ago, and we were super worried starting the show, so we're stoked. $4,000 is crazy money. That's so good. Well done. Congratulations.

What took us well over that edge is that $500 donation that came through that you issued our listeners. Did we do it? Yeah, we got it. So the deal was we said if someone donates $500, we will play the parody song You Boys Did of Old Town Road. Yep. The mullet anthem.

The mullet anthem. The mullet anthem. And it'set anthem. The mullet anthem. And it's done. And it's done. We've received it. $500. $500 donation. Then let's do it.

Let's play Daz and Ast's mullet track because we've got some money in for a youth line. Boom. Boom. It's on. Boom. Is it on? We can't hear it. Is it playing?

It's playing right now. You don't have any headphones on. Yes. Thank you, guys. Awesome. A deal is a deal. Bree and Clint, it need headphones on. Yes. Thank you, guys. Awesome. A deal is a deal. Bree and Clint, Zidim. Yeah, I'm going to take my hair into party mode.

It's going to. Zidim's Bree and Clint, the podcast. A woman has had a wardrobe malfunction on a cruise ship. Oh, is this technically maritime news? It is maritime. It's so damn long. Anyway, she was on the Royal Caribbean International Cruise Liner. Yeah.

Which, did you know that on this ship, they have a skydiving simulator? Oh, one of the jet ones, the big fan ones. Yes, and they also have a surfing simulator called the Flowrider. Have you ever seen one of those? Yeah, like a wave pool type thing where you can jump and you surf in the same spot. It's not a wave pool, but it's a 40-foot long surfing simulator. So it literally is. Cruise ships are baller.

They've got casinos. They've got food courts. Bars. Hairdresses. Yeah literally it's cruise ships are baller yeah they've got casinos they've got food courts uh like hairdressers yeah it's crazy got everything and i still don't want to go on one yeah i know right this is one of the first cruise ships to have this flow rider machine on it and essentially what you do is you grab a boogie board and then you kind of run down then you jump onto this simulated wave. Boogieboard. Yeah. So you can't go on a surfboard? Well, I think you can go on a surfboard, but for amateurs, they go on a boogieboard. Yeah, right.

Fair enough, yeah. This woman was an amateur, and she was wearing, you know, I'm going to say normal bikini. Yeah. And she's grabbed the boogieboard. I'm just going to play some audio. You can't hear all that much, but this is her, and I'm going to play you the video at the same time, Clint, of her jumping onto the wave in a very loose bikini. Cool.

So she's about, oh, and she's onto the wave. Looks fun. Oh, the shorts are gone. Oh, has it blown her pants off? The pants have come off. Oh, gutted. Yeah. That's, um...

It's completely dacta. Yeah, who's the rude dude who's put it on YouTube, though? Like, it's one thing to lose your knickers in front of a cruise ship, but then to have it immortalised on the internet for the rest of your life. Wait, let me just see. It was her dad. Would you go on a cruise ship? Is it your idea of a good holiday?

Maybe in 30 years. Yeah. I'm just seasick. Yeah, I'd get seasick. Can't think of anything worse than being seasick for my whole holiday. Yeah. It's free drinks, apparently. Oh, that'll help.

Yeah, that'll help. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Friday afternoon. This is interesting. Auckland Transport have revealed what Auckland's worst train station is. Okay. For what? Worst train station for what?

For all kinds of things. And I know we normally focus on maritime and aviation news. Yes. But I'm keen on some rail news. And we don't discriminate heavy or light we'll do all rail yeah we will do all rail so they've been um said they're the worst train station because of an increase in um weapons youth congregating and tagging alcohol disorder and provocation assaults right doesn't sound like a good time. Pretty much, these are the train stations to avoid.

It's just one. Just one? Just one train station. And it sucks because you say, yeah, avoid that train station. But sometimes you can't. What if that's where your train changes lines or you have to go, right? Yeah. So Auckland, I know it's just Auckland, but Auckland's worst train station is?

New Lynn. Hey, stop station is... New Lynn. Hey, stop making fun of New Lynn. It's a great suburb for new homebuyers, okay? That's where Clint lives. No, stop telling me where I live. Oh, New Lynn is a big place. I doubt people will be able to narrow it down. No, okay, it is not the New Lynn.

The New Lynn train station is fantastic, I'll have you know. Is it? No, Auckland's worst train station the Newland. The Newland train station is fantastic, I'll have you know. Is it? No, Auckland's worst train station is Papakura in South Auckland. Right. So that's all good and well to say, but what are we going to do to fix it? This is what Auckland Transport have proposed to fix the train station. To reduce youth congregating there and violent attacks, tagging and alcohol-fueled assaults,

turn off the Wi-Fi. Smart. That's it. They go, if there's no more free Wi-Fi, then maybe these pesky kids will piss off to Burger King or something. That's so smart. And there's probably something in it. There probably is.

Yeah, because it's free and maybe kids aren't paying for their phone bills and they've gone over their data, so they hang out there. Unless you're a drunk kid with a knife who doesn't have a smartphone, in which case, I mean, Papakura train station still sounds like a great hangout for you. There's lots of your peers there. Hey, have a safe trip home, everybody. Yeah, enjoy those trips home