ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 30th 2019

Episode Date: August 30, 2019

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Strap yourselves in because today's show is a rough ride. It's a good show. It's a good show. The lie detector break, I think. Well, the lie detector was your idea. And I'm thinking now that we've done it, we should bring it back. Because after the questions you asked, I don't think I asked... No, you're...

I don't think I probed deep enough. You asked me if I had sexual relations in the last week yeah you asked me if i'd sleep with anyone at work and do i watch porn it's even no it's not even yeah because i have way more ruthless questions to ask too like what no i'll save them for when we bring the segment back next week okay well if you want to i've got way more ruthless ones for you this is like pandora's box. Yeah, exactly. Do you know, before the show today, Brie was wildly hungover. It's Friday.

And I was like, hey, look, we're really early. We've got some time before the show. Let's go and have a beer. Actually, I've got something to bring up with you, too. You go first. Yeah, okay. And I said, let's go to the pub and have a beer. And Brie's like, I don't want to. And then when it was time to go to the pub

she disappeared and i said where's brie and ben goes oh she's making a cup of tea so i went without you i went to the pub without you yeah i got told by our general manager bogsy right so that's what i was going to tell you i walk into the pub on my phone and the ceo of the company is there and he goes why it's 40 minutes for our show guys in there. And he goes, why don't you have a couple of beers before the show starts? And I was like, ooh. What a cool CEO. No, but he said it like, he was like, what are you doing here?

But he had a beer in his hand. So I was like, well, why don't you have a couple of beers while you run our company? Yeah, hypocrite. Yeah, mate. No, actually, can we not put that in? I'm scared. No, put it in. It's time we made a stand.

I want to bring something up. And the whole team is involved here. Okay, I'll bring them in. Bring them in. Produce early, produce them in. Sure. I witnessed one of the team members, one of us here, doing something which I feel like is going behind each other's backs.

Oh, is this a double crossing, a backstabbing? This is some juicy stuff. I've been part of a team with a backstabbing before, and can I say, never recovered. It was the beginning of the end for us. Before we get into it, who thinks it was Clint? Well, when was it? I don't know.

Who thinks it was Ellie? Could have been Ellie. Who thinks it was Ben? It really could have been me. Who thinks it was Ellie? Could have been Ellie. Who thinks it was Ben? It really could have been me. Sounds like it was you. So to give you the background story here at work, this is a first world problem, massive. We work in the city and parking is a big thing.

And we park about a 10, 15 minute walk from work. And we're very lucky to have parks, but they're a little bit a ways away. Oh, it was me i witnessed today clinton roberts driving in underneath the building and parking underneath we promised each other why do you get a park underneath we're all parking up here like peasants i have to admit something i also parked on on the main road. You piece of shit. I did.

I had to pick up a package. I got a big package. I didn't even know that was an option. It's not an option for you. It's not. It's not. Why is it not an option for me? Name the security guard who would allocate you the park.

A loafer. Oh, okay. I didn't think you had it in you. Yeah, bitch. That's right. Yeah. How long has this been going on for? Oh, okay, I didn't think you had it in you. Yeah, bitch, that's right. How long has this been going on for? Have both of you been doing this? No.

I walk to the car park with you every day. Yeah, you do make me. You're getting paranoid. What's in that vape? Yeah, true. Can you shut up? Also, by the way, seeing as we're ratting each other out. No, turn the mics off.

Turn the mics off. Turn the mics off. Turn the mics off. Breeze is currently charging her vape. Using a power pack. You turned your own mic off, idiot. This is Alan. Enjoy the podcast, everyone. Now let me see you dance.

Zidane's Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. Happy Friday, Brie and Clint. It's good to be here. It's really good to be here. You might have just heard this as before, and you may have actually missed that this is happening, but ZM legend Belle Crawford just did her last voice break on ZM. Been doing days for three years here at ZM. She runs Friday Jams. She is the queen of Friday Jams. And this was her last show on ZM. Been doing days for three years here at ZM. She runs Friday Jams. She is the queen of Friday Jams

and this was her last show on ZM today and when a team member leaves like this, like it's really sad. It is really sad. We were just sitting out there all together,

you know, listening to Belle's last break and she's such a pro at it and she cares so much about radio and she's so great at it and we'll really miss her

here around the office. She won't do it herself so we wanted to do it for her. You can keep in touch with Belle and all the things because she's so great at it. And we'll really miss her here around the office. She won't do it herself, so we wanted to do it for her. You can keep in touch with Belle and all the things because she's going to do some really cool things as well. Her Instagram handle is at Belle Crawford and her podcast, which is really successful and going on to be her, it's been her side hustle, going on to be her main hustle.

It's top in the podcast charts here in NZ multiple, multiple weeks, so you've got to go listen. At the Self Love Podcast is At the Self Love Club Podcast is the Instagram handle where you can follow all of that. Doing big things. We love you, Belle. We love you, Belle.

And we'll still see you at Friday Gems Live as well, right? And, Belle, because you're the queen of Friday Gems, we asked her, what's your favourite Friday Gems

that we can play for you to go out on? It's a tough one, but I think it's got to be Coolio Gangster's Paradise. Now, why? I'm keen. Why is it Coolio Gangster's Paradise?

Well, I haven't managed to track down the audio, just slipped it in time for this, but one time when I interviewed him, he's like done too many drugs. Like, when I edited that interview down,

I had to like cut every third word because he'd be like, uh, uh, uh, uh. But anyway, he called me his homegirl when I was like, oh my God, I've made it. I've made it. I'm Coolio's homegirl.

The rumour is about Coolio that I heard when I lived in Rotorua, he came and did a concert at Paradise Valley and apparently 11 people went. Oh, that's so sad. Better than 10. Yeah, better than 10. Oh, that is sad. I think it says more about Rotorua at the time than Coolio,

but somewhere in the middle, actually. It's your choice. It's your last day, so it's your Friday jam. We're going to play Coolio Gangster's Paradise for Belle Crawford. Our homegirl. Thanks, guys. We love you, mate. Congratulations on everything. We'll see you around, okay? Alright, here you go. Bree and Clint, ZM.

Friday afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Please be upstanding, New Zealand, so we can identify a new Kiwi legend. Val Davies from Wainui is the latest inductee into the Kiwi Legends Hall of Fame. As reported in nationwide media today, Val has cracked open not a double yoka, but a triple yoka.

What a Kiwi legend. Val, who has her own chickens. She runs her own chickens on her lifestyle block. She's even who has her own chickens. She runs her own chickens on her lifestyle blog. Oh, she's even bloody got her own chickens. She didn't just crack it. She helped produce it. She produced a triple yoker. She's a pioneer.

She is. Yeah, well, do you want some... Do you want... And people are like... Could we obviously say she is pretty much Captain Cook? Yeah, you could say she's Captain Cook. She's on that level. Yeah.

Jonah Lomu. Jonah Lomu. She's on that level. She's a Jonah Lomu, yeah. I mean... I'd even go as far to say Val is the new lord. I'd back you on it. People are going, oh, triple yoker, big effing deal.

I'll tell you what, it is a big deal. According to the British Egg Information Service, the odds of coming across a triple yoker, that's an egg, a chicken's egg with three yolks inside, in case you were confused, one in 25 million. That's crazy. The egg was produced by Whitney the chicken.

Oh, Whitney. And Whitney is said to be doing well after forcing out what was a larger than usual egg. Imagine having to do that every day. Pushing out an egg. Yeah. Do you know a fun fact? It'd be like pushing out a real hard turd.

Do you know a fun fact about eggs? Mm. Their shell comes out soft. Yeah. And it solidifies when it hits the air. I have heard that. Yeah, so that the chicken can just, you know, get it out. The shell comes out soft and it solidifies when it hits the air. I have heard that. Yeah, so that the chicken can just, you know, get it out.

It'd be good if that was the same case for a baby. It would be. It would be. Babies are soft but much bigger than an egg. You're right. No, no, they're pretty solid. I'm just, that's a pretty solid thing to be pushing out, I think. I'm just wondering, we've identified Val as our Kiwi legend today.

Unfortunately, we couldn't get her on the show. We tried. We tried very hard, but the media requests to speak to val through the roof she didn't have time for uh zm today which is a shame she said no more media could we get some other kiwi legends on the show are you also someone who in your lifetime has experienced a 1 in 25 million occurrence aka the triple yoka well like and we've talked about this, or maybe you've got something on the same level that makes you a Kiwi legend. What, you mean something bigger than a triple yoker? I'm not saying bigger,

because we can't go much bigger. No, you can't go much bigger than that. But maybe there is something that's happened in your life that puts you on the same level. It goes, Lorde winning her first Grammy, triple yoker, America's Cup. That's it, that's it. They're the three things. Those are the same level. It goes Lorde winning her first Grammy, Triple Yoka, America's Cup. They're the three things.

Maybe you kicked the winning goal at your local grand final rugby match in the last ten seconds. Maybe that happened to you. That's Kiwi legend status. Or maybe it was the after party for that grand final and the club rooms ran out of beer and you said, everyone back to mine.

Where you just happened to have a crate of beer waiting for everybody to partake in. Kiwi legends. We will take your Kiwi legend stories and we will also look for someone else who has experienced a triple yoker if you've got a story for us this afternoon. You know, brighten the country's Friday afternoon

with your success. Stories of hope. 0800 dial ZM or you can text your Kiwi legend status to 9696. You see how the anthem finished? Just as we put the song on? Kiwi legends. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast.

We are celebrating Kiwi heroes this afternoon after Val Davies from Wainui discovered in her egg basket a triple yoker. Bring it home, Val. Actually, you know what? I feel like I'm giving too much credit to Val. The true Kiwi legend here is Whitney the chicken.

Whitney who produced the triple yoker. Can't forget about Whitney. Yeah, although Val played a big part. Val fed the chickens. What a great name for a chicken, by the way. Whitney the chicken. Whitney. Yeah.

So we're asking, why do you deserve Kiwi legend status this afternoon? It doesn't have to be egg related. No, but there's a lot of text coming through. This might relate to you Kiwi guys because I don't remember this show, but someone said, I was on the TV show Let's Get Inventing. Oh, yeah, baby. Legend. Legend. Legend.

Don't even need to know what you invented. My friend was on that show. He invented smell-o-vision. Really? He didn't invent it. He just invented the idea of smell-o-vision. Someone else said, our pet ewe had quintuplets. That's five healthy lambs, one in a million chance.

Ewe legend. You legend. Not bad. It's pretty good. But we've also got more Kiwi legends on the phone. Who are we going to first? Ben, Kia ora. Hello. Welcome to the podium.

Tell us why you deserve Kiwi legend status. Oh, how are we? Is this about the eggs? This is about the eggs. Yeah, yeah. So I'm at the Dunsandal Stop Shop, and the other morning, Heather was cooking all the bacon and eggs off for the singers,

and she cracked 16 double yokers in a row. In a row? Yeah, it was unreal. I've been here 13 years, and the most double yokers in a row I In a row? Yeah, it was unreal. I've been here 13 years and the most double yokers in a row I've had was three. Ben, you've sent through a video for proof and can I say confirm. Is this verified? It's verified.

I've seen the video. Rise Sir Ben. Yep. The 16 double yoker. We knight you here this afternoon. And 16 double yokes is equivalent to one triple yolk. So you're in. You're in.

Effie's here. Hi, Effie. Hi, Effie. Hi. Kiwi legend status. What have you done? So I'm a chef and I was making scrambled eggs one day at work and I cracked a phantom yolk egg.

What's a phantom yolk egg? It's just a white. I was cracking it. I cracked it and I looked down and I cracked a phantom yolk egg. What's a phantom yolk egg? It's just a white. I was cracking it. I cracked it and I looked down and I was like, where did the other yolk go? Wait, so there was no yolk at all? No, it was really weird. I guess it was like a chicken that couldn't have babies.

An infertile chicken. Oh, no. The yolk had ghosted. That's a sad twist on what we are still giving Kiwi Legend status. Effie, did you get a video? I didn't. Idiot! I didn't have my phone.

What are you doing, Effie? Effie! I don't know. I should not listen to my boss more often. What does your boss know? We'll still take it, okay? Yours is rumoured. We believe it. Last inductee into the Kiwi Legend Hall of Fame What does your boss know? We'll still take it, okay? Yours is rumoured, but we'll still take it. We believe it. We believe it. Last inductee into the Kiwi Legend Hall of Fame is Tim.

Tim, good afternoon and happy Friday. Thank you. Thank you. Tim, we've heard rumour that you've hit a trifecta of sorts. Yeah, a turd trifecta, actually. Turd trifecta. Mate, do you know how rare this is? Well, I don't even know what a turd trifecta is.

I reckon it's more than a triple yoker, to be honest with you. Tim don't even know what a turd trifecta is. I reckon it's more than a triple yoker, to be honest with you. Tim, tell the people what a turd trifecta is. So it touches the water before it snaps, and it disappears under the bowl, and then it wipes clean. It's the ultimate trifecta. I've never been so attracted to a listener telling a story. You're welcome. You're welcome.

Seriously, make this man Prime Minister. I've never been able to recreate it since, but it's quite disappointing. I love that you're trying. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Welcome to a fully beef-orientated version of The Latest today. Dean McCarthy's on the line with us. First of all, Troy Sivan has beef with New Zealand media. He does. Well, one journalist in particular, he was doing an interview with a magazine and the journalist, here's what happened, right, the journalist was trying to be very playful and very, very cheeky and it all went wrong. The final question, first of all, right? The journalist was trying to be very playful and very, very cheeky, and it all went wrong.

The final question, first of all, one of the questions was, you know, who's your whole past? And he said, Shawn Mendes. And then he started to go really dig into it, like how do you feel when you're around him and getting real creepy? And then the final question in the interview was a very specific, very inappropriate sexual question, and that still got published. And now Troye Sivan actually tweeted the article

And slammed the journalist Who is New Zealand But Troye said he loves New Zealanders Because even in a follow up tweet He was like I can't wait to go to New Zealand soon So no beef I told you not to ask him that question Excuse me it was not me

In fact We need to say the name of the publication. It was Gay Express magazine, which is interesting because it's Troy, obviously gay, and I think it's one of the few big gay media outlets in New Zealand. So for them to miss the mark, it's really weird. It's a bit unfortunate. But I'm glad he doesn't hold it against New Zealand completely

because his show's coming up soon and imagine if he was angry at us still did his show and just faced his back to the crowd the whole time

and he's like no no not doing it no I'm not doing it I'm doing a seer because of that because of that question

you asked Dean speaking of beef I can't believe I'm about to say this sentence Lana Del Rey has beef with Kanye West yes random I know I know I know it all started. Lana Del Rey has beef with Kanye West.

Yes, random. I know, I know, I know. It all started when Lana Del Rey came out saying that, as she said, Trump becoming president was a loss for our country, but your support of him is a loss for the culture. Ooh, my word. Now, this is the thing. She was at their wedding.

She performed at Kanye and Kim's wedding. She did too. They are friends, right? Yeah. And most recently in a song, Lana Del Rey said that Kanye West was blonde and gone and has now come out saying that she didn't love saying that, even though it doesn't sound that bad. But, yeah, they've got beef. And it's all about his support of Trump and her very, very, very anti-Trump stance.

She's right. Well, yeah, like it divides people, doesn't it? She's right. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, yeah, of course. Kanye West came out against George Bush famously, and then he's going to go and support Donald Trump. I just don't get it.

It doesn't make sense. He wears the mega hat. I don't understand. So I'm on Lana's side. Love a little bit of Lana Del Rey, by the way. Yeah, me too. Love her. Yeah, guilty pleasure.

Okay. Hey, there's Dean McCarthy out of L.A. Thanks, Dean. Yeah, me too. Love that. Yeah, guilty pleasure. Okay, hey, there's Steve McCarthy out of LA. Hey, Steve. Oh, you're still in Boston. You're in Boston? I'm still in Boston. I'll get my coffee out of my way here. Hey, get out of my way.

I'm walking here. I'm in Boston. What are you doing? I don't know what else to say about Boston. Get this horse head out of my bed. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Every Friday we get our producers in because they like to bring us what we call a case study

into how the week has gone hello hello how are ya really really good thank you see we're in sync are ya no we're not

we're not really we're not producer Ben and producer Ellie it's time for the high low before we do that producer Ellie's been away doing some acting today

I have so I have no idea what's in this high low either oh you don't know you're not even part of it nah well you know what Before we do that, producer Ellie's been away doing some acting today. I have, so I have no idea what's in this high-low either. Oh, you don't know? No, no idea. You're not even part of it. No, no, you voiced it. Well, you know what?

That makes me nervous because, let's be real, Ellie's the sensible one. And producer Ben is the one that we don't trust. Okay, let's play it then, eh? All right, here we go. This is Free Range Ben. This is a new... Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. This week, Bree decided to ask you, when it comes to kissing,

are you a top-lip kisser or a bottom-lip kisser? A little bit confusing, I know. Let me kiss you. Now, let me ask you the question. Are you the top or the bottom kisser? And what? What? Okay, that sounded...

So we open our mouths and then... No, mate. It's definitely one person goes lower and one person goes higher. Someone's on the top lip, someone's on the bottom lip. And someone has just texted, I'm stopping the traffic lights. The person next to me is testing this out on their hand right now. Girl, let the beat of my dream start.

This week we had some absolute ripping phone calls and I thought I'd start off with our mate Sean who called up when we asked, have you only ever done indoor gardening with one person? Hi, Sean. Hey. Are you a one type guy? Just one and my wife was more than one, but I never asked how many because I didn't want to know.

I want to know how old you were when you met her. Well, when we met, I was 26 and we got married when I was 27. You must have been pretty good. Right, who? For someone who had no experience. Religious thing, sure? Well, yeah, a little bit of both. Yes, it was, but my dad had always said,

look, only ever sleep with someone that you'd marry. Yeah, okay, yeah. Dad had said that, and he's not religious, but he said that from a young age. And being up in Southland, you had to be real careful anyway because it could be your cousin, it could be your sister.

This week we asked you if you'd ever dated someone with no social media at all. Well, we got some fantastic calls from Levi and Mihi, but unfortunately, they need a little bit of help with their punchline. Hey, Levi, have you dated someone with no social media? Yes, none at all.

So I met him when I was quite young, but he was a lot older than me, and so he just didn't bother. Yeah, he just genuinely didn't have the time for it. Oh, right. Oh, I was... Levi, is there no plot twist? No, nothing at all. Let's go again, and you change the ending to he was leading a secret life.

Yeah, yeah. And Levi, what happened at the end of the relationship? I found out that he had kids overseas. Oh, my God. Oh, that is wild. All because he didn't have Facebook. Hey, Mahi. What happened?

So my partner of 20 years didn't know why people were so infatuated with Facebook. And so anyway, I did him a Facebook page and now he just won't get off. Mihi, similar to Levi's situation. It's not the truth, but can you say, and then he cheated on me on Facebook. Mihi, after you created him a Facebook page, what happened? Oh, he made a name for him. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello.

When the mics are off. And last week I brought you this from Bree. And this week I bring you Bree and Clint singing the Beastie Boys right before they're meant to go on here. Enjoy. You gotta fight! Dan, Dan Fire right! Dan, Dan

The party! You wake up late for school and you don't wanna go You ask your mum please but she still says no Brie and Clint The party! Hey guys, what's still says no. Three and Clint. We're on.

We're on. Hey, guys. What's going on? Brie and Clint ready for another show. What was that? I wasn't quite sure where it ended. You never are. You know, that Beastie Boys impression I thought was pretty good.

It's pretty good. There you go. I thought it was pretty good. That's such a glib comment about his own work It's pretty good. Oh, my gosh. I thought it was pretty good. That's such a Clint comment about his own work. Oh, no, wait, that's me. I'm literally quoting you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

You're laughing at me. Can I just give you a bit of behind the scenes? Obviously, you know this, Clint, but people listening. So here at radio, the world of radio, we look for content and stories to talk about and make interesting for you guys so it's entertaining, right? It's our job. And sometimes I look down at the story that I've picked and I'm like, how am I going to polish this turd?

Just read the headline first. Okay. Oh, this is going to be a tough, tough sell. No, read it out. Tell the people how we're going to earn their ratings today. Okay, okay. This is the headline. Most expensive residential parking spot is up for sale again.

You're not making it better. I'm adding sound effects for dimensions. Is it sad that I'm at that age where I actually find this interesting? It's not sad if you can embrace it. Okay. If you can walk boldly into the face of boring stuff like this. The other day we talked about vacuum cleaners being stocked at Bunnings Warehouse. I got excited about that.

And there was glee in our voice as if we'd just announced Lady Gaga was coming to the country. Dyson now at Bunnings. It's big times. Anyway, I'm going to try and polish this, okay? Lady Gaga was coming to the country. Dyson, now at Bunnings. It's big times. Anyway, I'm going to try and polish this, okay? So this is over in Australia, but there's this car park that is like super well-known because it's so expensive, right? A well-known car park. It's a well-known parking spot because back in 2015, guess how much this one singular sized car park.

You know I don't guess. In Potts Point. Yeah, because you always ruin it. Do you want me to guess? No, I don't want you to guess actually. Definitely don't. So it's in Potts Point, which is in Sydney. Yeah.

In 2015. $3 million. We've talked about this. No, play the song Because you've ruined the story No, I want to know how much it sold for In 2015, how much for the car buy? I'm going to make it up

How much? No, no, tell the truth One billion dollars Yeah, you happy? No Now I'm giving out fake information Right, well it sold for one billion in 2015 Obviously there's been an update And that's why we're reporting on it. There has been.

And it's recently gone on the market for... Do you need this again? $1 trillion. Tell the truth. I've had enough. It was only $264,000, all right? Only? Oh, well, damn it, you ruined it.

So it was still quite expensive. Whatever, I don't care anymore. Sid Im Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

One second. After last week and my record breaking 25 victories in a row. But also my record breaking 25 losses in a row. True. Absolutely not to be discounted. That's hard to do as well. Yes, it is very difficult. Bree promised that the One Second Song Challenge this week would have big changes.

There'd be changes made to the game to make it more a level playing field, you know, because people are sick of me winning. So, Bree, we now come to you to announce what the changes are this week to the One Second Song Challenge. Yeah, couldn't be bothered. Okay. And I thought to myself, no, it wasn Song Challenge. Yeah, couldn't be bothered. Okay. And I thought to myself, no, it wasn't the case if I couldn't be bothered. I thought, you know what? I will fight and I will stay in this game until I win one.

Yes, good. Good attitude. That is the right attitude to have. It is. I like it. If it takes me 50 times, I will do it. Jesus. Oh, my God.

I'm salivating at the idea of 50 wins in a row. It's not going to happen. Let's bring some people on and find out. We're playing for Mobile Fuel on behalf of ZDM listeners. Adele is here first. Adele, hi. Adele, love the songs. Hi. Oh, my thank you. She's got good banter too.

Who would you like to play the one second song challenge on your behalf? I think I want you, Clint. Good idea, Adele. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I'm not, my feelings aren't hurt. Adele, incredibly, some people come on and still choose Brie.

Okay, mate. No, no, no, no, no. I'm playing the odds. I'm playing the odds. Yeah. Yeah, true. It's like taking your life savings and betting on Japan

to win the Rugby World Cup. If Japan wins now, you have to eat your own words. You have to shave off half of your eyebrow. You are Japan in this game. So, wins now, you have to eat your own words. You have to shave off half your eyebrow. You are Japan in this game. So Adele, you get me, which means Olivia, congratulations. You get Japan. I mean, Bree.

Let's do this, Olivia. Sick. Okay, Bree, you got this? Seriously. I believe in you. Hey, Olivia, if one thing I can say to you, I'm due. Yeah. Okay.

The law of averages says it's got to happen soon. Yeah. Do you want to go first? I'll go second. Okay, you go second. I will leave the room. I will go into a soundproof area so I don't hear the songs. Oh, no, you'll go in second.

Oh, yeah, cool. Sweet. Sweet. So Brie's going to a soundproof area. Brie goes to a soundproof area. Yeah. And I play first. All right, you can pass and just give me artist song or title, okay?

Got it. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Bleeding Love. Yes. Evanescence. Yes. Taylor Swift. Correct.

Ali Gutty. Yes. Black Eyed Peas. Yes. Me, Myself and I. Love. Yes. Oh, Bad Week. Oh, canelf and I. Ah, Love. Yes. Oh, bad week.

Oh, can you get it though? Can you get that one? Three, two, one. Katy Perry. Nice. Oh, he's got him. All right. That was good.

I'm not bullshitting you. Put in a good effort this week because this is your best chance at a win in a long time. Yeah, he's not lying. Oh. That was good. I'm not bullshitting you. Put in a good effort this week because this is your best chance at a win in a long time. Yeah, he's not lying. I think I was like too relaxed today. Maybe. No, I'm going to stuff it up. Nah, all right.

You ready, bro? All right. You can pass if you need to, okay? Okay. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Leona Lewis. Yes. Evanescence. Correct. Taylor Lewis. Yes. Um, Evanescent. Correct.

Uh, Taylor Swift. Correct. Khalid. No. Pass. Pass. Pass. Katy Perry.

Correct. Pass. Um, B-Witch. correct. Pass. Bewitched? No, yes. Can you get that one? Can I hear it again? No. Don't count me down. Well, I did count Clint down.

I did count Clint down because he did the same thing. Three, two. Khalid. No, incorrect. Good effort, good effort. That was actually Barzy. I-F-L-Y. I don't even know who that is when you tell me.

This week was hard. It was hard, and I will admit. And I enjoyed it because it was hard. I was ready for a challenge. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I wasn't, so you could have given me easier ones. So the score was 7-5 to Clint. Oh, thank God.

Yeah, so he still won. Not his best effort, though. You still done well too, Bree. Hey, I'm gaining. I'm gaining ground, and that's all that matters. Yeah, exactly. Adele, congratulations. You win.

We've got some mobile fuel for you. It's a fill-up Friday, and your tank is filled for the weekend. You're welcome, Adele. Yeah, thank you. That's from me and Bree. Okay, back in a second. Bree and Clint. Let's set fire to the rain. Zed him. Bree and from me and Bree. Okay. Back in a second. Bree and Clint. That's set fire to the rain.

Zit in. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zit in. We wanted to talk about here for a minute because I don't know how it came up, but you and I got on the conversation off the air the other day about urban legends. Yeah. And because obviously I'm from Australia, you're from New Zealand, we were comparing urban legend stories.

Trying to see which ones had crossed the Tasman and gone international. Turns out quite a lot. Quite a lot. Nearly all of them. I think from what we've discovered, all the stories you heard at school that were about a friend of a friend, they're being told in both countries. There's the classic ones. There's the girl with the thing that burst on her face

and it was full of baby spiders. Spider's eggs, yeah. Yeah, there was that one. There was also, do you remember the necrophiliac one? Oh. Where the guy, this girl met a guy out and she kissed him and then she got a rash on her face. And she went to the doctor.

And it turns out it was from like touching dead people. And the doctor said to her, you have a disease that you can only get from intercourse with the dead. And then she went around and then the police went around to the guy's house. And their bodies in the basement. Yes! Same urban legend.

But I want to tell an urban legend to kick this off this afternoon, which I'm pretty sure the Kiwis have heard it. Maybe you haven't if you're listening, but one of my favourite all-time urban legend stories is, oh, did you hear about that story that happened to a friend of a friend? It was a single girl. She ended up getting into a relationship with a guy

and everything was going really well. Anyway, they were dating for like a couple of months and she stayed over at his house one night. And he lived by himself and so it was all good and he got up early to go to work that day. And she gets up about an hour later and she's thinking, oh, I need to do a poo. Got to go number twos.

Got to do a poo. Yeah. So she goes into the toilet, does a poo. It's a big one. And she goes to flush the toilet and nothing. It's blocked. She panics. She's like, what do I do here?

He's going to come home, see that I actually am a girl and I actually do a poo. Like, you know, she panicked. So she gets a plastic bag. She goes into the toilet and she scoots out the poo into the plastic bag. Done. I'll get rid of that.

I'll pop it in the bin outside on the way out and I'm scot-free. I'm home free. So she thinks, oh, I'm going to do something cute because I've only been dating for a few months. So she goes, I'm going to write him a cute note. So she writes her boyfriend or the guy she's seeing a cute note and she says, hi, babe, thanks for last night. I love waking up next to you.

Hope you had a good day at work. XX, Tiffany, whatever her name is. And so she puts the note on the kitchen bench and she gets her stuff and she pulls the door closed and as she pulls the deadlock closed on the door, she realises she's left the bag of human crap on the bench next to the note. And then in the urban legend I've heard She says apparently she tries everything to break into the apartment

Can't get in She calls the super Just can't get into the apartment So she leaves it The boyfriend This is what you're assuming happens Comes home from a long day's work Goes over to the kitchen bench,

reads the note. Oh, that's really cute. And there's a bag of shit on the bench. I've heard that story and it's always a friend of a friend. Urban legend. Urban legend. Great story.

Great story, but these stories seem to do the rounds and no one ever really knows who they're from or who the actual person was involved. You always go, oh, my mate knows someone who had this thing happen to them.

Yes. We want to know this afternoon, do you have one? Do you have an urban legend? What is the urban legend that does the round in your friend group? What is the one you've heard? Yeah. Because I want to compare you and I, Clint, because obviously we've told each other ours and we're like, yeah, no, I've heard that one.

Yeah. We can compare urban legends with you this afternoon. The greatest urban legend that does the round in your friend group. Yes. Let's see how universal it's gone. Let's see if it's gone to Australia. Or maybe you're from another country altogether and you want to tell us an urban legend

and we'll tell you if it's reached New Zealand. We can do that as well. Let's do it. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What's your urban legend? We're asking you this afternoon, what's the urban legend that's done the round in your urban legend? We're asking you this afternoon, what's the urban legend that's done the round in your friend group? There's some real weird ones on the text machine.

Yeah, be careful with which ones you choose to read on. Yeah, I started reading one and I was like, that's not suitable for radio. But those exist too. Those exist too. It's just we can't share those ones on air. I don't know what this one is. Someone said, have you heard the hanky and the bum one?

Don't know what that is. Haven't heard that one, so don't know if that's appropriate or not. What what this one is. Someone said, have you heard the hanky and the bum one? Don't know what that is. Haven't heard that one, so don't know if that's appropriate or not. What about this one? Someone texts in and says, have you guys heard the one about the girl with a dead big dog in a suitcase on a train in London slash New York? No. She was on the way to the vet and a guy offers to help her with it and it's heavy, so he asks what's in it and she panics

and says a laptop and then he steals it from her it and it's heavy. So he asks what's in it and she panics and says a laptop. And then he steals it from her. And it's a dead dog. Haven't heard that one. I assume these ones are all safe to take. Our producers have all taken them beforehand. So let's go and talk to Lindsay. Hey, Lindsay.

Hi. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. What's your urban legend you heard? So it was about a haunted picture

and it fell on somebody and the picture was of a vase with flowers in it and when it hit the person, blood poured out of the vase. I haven't heard that one. No, I haven't heard that one before. That's creepy AF

though. And when you were told it, was it a friend of a friend? Yeah, it was. It had always gone around for years. Always a friend of a friend. Interesting. Lolly. Hi, Lolly. Hi.

What's the urban legend you've heard? So there was a story going around that the local Chinese in my town served cat or dog meat. And it was the micro chip in the dish. That one does the rounds everywhere. It does. And I think in 2019 we can just go, that's racist. Okay, stop telling that one. That's so weird because, Lolly, there was a similar urban legend that went around in Australia that picked out some fast food

restaurant place and said that they were catching the local ibis. Do you guys have ibis here? Oh, bin chickens. Which are bin chickens? I have no idea what they are. They're like a long-nosed seagull, eh? Real ugly bird and apparently the urban legend was that the place was catching the ibises across the road

at the park and was using the meat in the food that was that's what people were saying it's the same it's the same as the urban legend about the um fast food retailer and they're like oh my mate worked there and he said one of the guys you know the coleslaw he changed the dressing for something else not going to go into details on that one because it's too disgusting did you get the one where they're like on the thing the the little burger container fell into the deep fryer, so they just kept pushing it straight down into the deep fryer? That's another one.

No one ever has any proof on these things. Lolly, I think you can have your Chinese takeaway tonight with a certain level of confidence. Oh, I think it'll be fine. I think you'll be okay. Let's go to Olivia last. Hey, Olivia. Hey, how are you guys?

Good, thank you. What's the urban legend that you've heard? Right, so basically ever since I was little, mum would tell us a story and she was adamant that it was true, but no one's really gotten to the bottom of it. But it was that we had these family friends in Tauranga and their son, Matthew, came up to Auckland for a school trip and was going to Kelly Toughton's,

and all was well and good, and then they left and they're on the bus home in the afternoon, and all the kids were crowding around at the back, and one of the teachers walks back and opens Matthew's backpack, and he's managed to steal a penguin from one of the enclosures. And what, people believe that story? Pardon me? And people would believe that story? Pardon me? And people would believe that story?

Well, I believed it. I feel like I still believe it. Now, Matthew is obviously a family friend. Is that right, Olivia? Yeah, yeah. So why don't you go to the source and ask him? Do you have his number? I don't have his number, no.

It's always the way. Next time, next time, next time I'm actually going to ask. I promise. All of these so far, we've gone, yeah, Urban Legion, no truth, no truth,'s always the way. Next time, next time, next time I'm actually going to ask. Go for it. All of these so far we've gone, yeah, Urban Legend, no truth, no truth, no truth to it. I think this one is the first time we're going to have to come on board and go, you know, that sounds about right. Yeah, because it happened in Tauranga. Yeah.

I read an interesting article today about J-Lo, which I mean, who doesn't love J-Lo? She's very well loved. Mark Antony? Yeah, well, you know, he did love her at one point. He did love her. He loved her more than anyone else at one stage.

But, I mean, she's had, you know, massive, massive music success, big-time actress success as well. She's a household name. She's got her own fragrance. Yeah, she does. But back in 1998, she did an interview which nearly could have crushed her whole career. And I was like, when I read that headline, I was like, what did she say? Pretty much she put shade on nearly every

big celebrity at the time. Okay. So I've taken a few quotes. This is from the interview from 1998 that J-Lo, where she commented on multiple famous people. Sure. So they asked her about Madonna and J-Lo said do I think she's a great performer? Yeah. Do I think she's a great actress? No. Ooh. On Salma Hayek, she was massive back in 1998. She said, we're in two different realms, her and I.

She's a sexy bombshell and I do all kinds of things whereas she doesn't. God, are you throwing shade at, what did Salma Hayek ever do to you? Yeah, what's she done? Gwyneth Paltrow, she said, tell me what she's been in. I swear to God, I don't remember anything she was in. She was in Cruisin' with Huey Lewis. And the last one that I've pulled, J-Lo commented on Cameron Diaz back in 1998. She said, a lucky model who's been given a lot of opportunities.

See, this is not needed. I reckon she regrets them all now and she would never do it. She must have just been on a wave where she was like, I'm J-Lo. I'm J-Lo. Have you seen that photo of me? I'm J-Lo. Dishing it up. I thought that this afternoon, while as awkward as that is, it's worked for her. She may

have known at the time, the long game, if you diss people in the past, eventually you'll become successful. Now I'm saying this, Bree. If we do the investment now, if we diss some celebrities, in 20 years' time, we will be as successful as J-Lo. We'll be the new J-Lo. Look, so what we've done, we've written down five celebrity names.

Producer Ali, which ones are celebrity names? Black Cup or White Cup? The White Cup. White Cup is celebrity names? We've put the celebrity names into a cup, and then we've written five disses to throw shade. Not directed at anyone. We've just written five general ones.

There you go. And we're going to play a game where you have to pick out a name and a diss, and then you have to... This is going to help our career. Go on, pick a celebrity. So you pick a name, and we ask out the name. I picked one. The name is...

Oh, no. This is bad. This is a name is... Oh, no. This is bad. This is a randomiser. Oh, Hilary Barry. Hilary Barry. Oh, no. Why?

No. I refuse. No, I don't. You have to read it. I don't. You have to read it from the celebrity disc generator. Hilary Barry doesn't shower every day. Wow, that is rough. That was the last person I wanted to get.

Okay, your turn. My career needs help too. So I'm going to go with a celebrity first. So I'm pulling out Jacinda Ardern. Oh, good luck. Good luck to all parties involved. Jacinda Ardern. The Prime Minister of the country.

Now we go for a diss. It's nothing personal, Jacinda. It's just for the advancement of my career. What are you? Oh, no. You've pulled out the worst one. There was one real bad. I'm not saying it.

No, you have to. That's the game. No, I'm not saying it. You have to say it. I'm not saying it. Fine. Put it back in. This one was meant for Brian Tomeki.

Fine. Put it back in then. I'll put it back in. I'll put it back in. Fine. Anybody else? The next person that pulls it out, though, has to say it. Okay, yeah.

Pull out another one. Jacinda Ardern has a small pee-pee. I was just as bad, to be honest. It's good. Okay, celebrity. Pull a celebrity. Okay, one more each. Yeah, one more each.

Okay, here we go. Celebrity. Richie McCaw. Richie McCaw. I would shake this up before you draw anything. A diss on celebrity Richie McCaw for your career. up before you draw anything a diss on celebrity Richie McCaw for your career

for your career oh no oh no read it out Richie McCaw I pulled out the bad one I can't say that I can't say that

I wouldn't say it either it's up to you it's your career but I wouldn't say it either I'm going against the rules. It's your career, but I wouldn't say it either. I'm going against the rules of the game, but Brian Tomkey is a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Oki. Yep, we humiliate ourselves to entertain you. Every Friday we get 15 minutes with a professional audio producer and we are told what song we need to cover. The best attempt at that cover takes out the game as voted by you. This week, the song was decided by Brie. Brie, why don't you tell everybody what song we're doing? We are doing an Ariana Grande song.

I don't know why I picked one of the best vocalists in the game right now, but I did. Ariana Grande's Problem. Some big names on the track as well. Not just Ariana Grande, but Big Sean and Iggy Azalea as well. Yeah, she was dating Big Sean at the time. Yes, she was.

And Iggy Azalea at the time was huge. Interestingly, we have had to remove the Ariana Grande aspect of the song from this week's Friday Oki. No other reason. Too long? Yeah, it was because it was too long. Too long.

Okay. What we do is we play both songs. All the phones go on hold. You can't vote yet. There's no point until you've heard both of the songs. You've got to hear both. You've got to hear both and then we take your votes.

Five people will decide who wins Friday Oki. Yes. To kick us off this week, because she selected the song, Bree will start us off. You always play mine first. Yeah, because I can't wait to hear it. That's why. I haven't heard it yet. I can't wait to hear yours.

We're going to give it a rolling start. It's going to start with Ariana. See if you can pick the moment that it changes to not being Ariana and being Brie. This is Friday Oki's song one. I should be wiser and realize that I'm dead One less problem without you I got one less problem without you I got one less problem without you

I got one less, one less problem One less problem without you I got one less problem without you I got one less problem without you I got one less, one less problem It's Brizzy Bree I got one last problem without you. I got one last, one last problem. It's Brizzy Bree. Uh, what you got?

Smart money betting I'll be better off without you. In no time I'll be forgetting all about you. Saying that you know, but I really, really doubt you. Understand my life is easy when I ain't around you. Iggy, Iggy, too biggie to be here stressing. I'm thinking I love the thought of your mother and I love your presence and the best thing now is probably for you to exit I'll let you go, let you back I finally learned my lesson

No half-stepping either You want it or you just play And I'm listening to you No one, I can't believe what you're saying There's a million yous, baby Boy, so don't be dumb I got 99 problems but you won't be one

Like what? Oh, fire! Damn, don't hold back, Brie Yeah Is that your winner for Friday Oki this week? Is that the best version of Ariana Grande's Damn, don't hold back, Brie. Yeah. Is that your winner for Friday Oki this week? Is that the best version of Ariana Grande's problem? Or is it mine?

Once again, Ariana will start us off, and then it will transition into me. See if you can tell the moment that it changes. Yes. I should be wiser and realize that I'm dead. One less problem without you. I got one less problem without you. I got one less problem without you. I got one less, one less problem. One less problem without you.

I got one less problem without you. I got one less problem without you. I got one less, one less problem. Uh, it's Clinty Clint. Uh, what you got? Smart money betting, I'll be better off without you. In no time, I'll be forgetting all about you. You're saying that you know, but I really, really doubt you.

Understand my life is easy when I ain't around you. Iggy, Iggy, too biggy to be as stressing. I'm thinking I love the thought of you more than I love your presence. And the best thing now is probably for you to exit. I let you go, let you back. I finally learned my lesson. No half step, but neither you want it or you just playing. I'm listening to you knowing I can't believe what you're saying.

There's a million new baby books, so don't be dumb. I got 99 problems, but you won't be one. Like what? Oh! Dope! Whoa. Fire in the booth Ladies and gentlemen Light it up

I mean that's our opinion It's only yours that matters though The phone lines are now open To vote for this week's Friday Okie 0800 dial ZM That's right That's how we do it Who did a better version

Of Ariana Grande's problem Was it Brizzy Brie I regret that so much P.S. Not as much as I regret Clinty Clint Brie and Clint The podcast ZM I regret that so much, P.S. Not as much as I regret Clinty Clint.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Friday Hokey. Every week we go head to head in a song battle, and every week you guys never fail to come through with your votes as to who you think should take it out. Do you reckon this will be something we regret later in life? When someone finds it on an old podcast or they bring it up on the internet and they go,

remember this? Remember when you guys did this? Remember when Bree did her version of Ariana Grande's Problem? No half-step, neither you want it or you just playin'. I'm listenin' to you, no one, I can't believe what you're sayin'. There's a million yous, baby, boy, so don't be dumb. I got 99 problems, but you won't be one, like what? And then Clint, you came on and did your version as well.

So half-step and either you want it or you're just playing. I'm listening till you know it. I can't believe what you're saying. There's a million new baby books, so don't be dumb. I got 99 problems, but you won't be one. Like what? Maybe I'm feeling overconfident this week, but I think we did quite a good job.

Hey, some weeks it can't get worse. I was listening to ours going, damn, we got it. We got a bit of flow there going on. But what do you think, New Zealand?

Who took out Friday Oaky? We're going to start with Martin. Hi, Martin. Hello, Martin. Hello. What have you got

for us? Who are you voting for? I'm going to have to go with Clint on this one. Thank you very much. You loved my version,

did you? Thanks for nothing, Martin. Yeah, I absolutely loved it. Absolutely loved it. I can tell as well, Martin, you've got flow and so you know, right You loved my version, did you? Thanks for nothing, Martin. Yeah, I absolutely loved it. Absolutely loved it. I can tell as well, Martin, you've got flow, and so you know, right? Oh, stop bloody pissing in each other's pockets, for God's sake.

Okay, that's Martin's vote. One to me. Hi, Stacey. Hi. Stacey, what do you think? Tell us. Hi to Ioki. It's definitely your week, Bree.

Thank you, mate. I appreciate that. Is it because Igi Azalea is Australian and Bree's Australian, so it's just more of a natural fit? Is that why she got your vote? I just think Bree might be better at rapping. Oh, Shane! It's a Shane Grenade!

All right, you didn't have to come for the jugular. No, don't hang up on Stacey. We've got to move on. Mark's here. Hey, Mark. We should talk to Stacey more. How are you? Hello, Mark.

Who's your vote for this week? It has to be Bree. She rocks. I appreciate that, Mark. Yes. I couldn't even tell when you cut into yours. Mark, I love you. I appreciate the comments.

All right, Mark. Have a great weekend. Have a great weekend. Sorry, Glenn. Sorry. All right. I hope you want to mow the lawns this weekend and it rains. Let's go to Fiona. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fi. Hey, right. I hope you want to mow the lawns this weekend and it rains. Let's go to Fiona.

Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fee. Hey, guys. What are you thinking? Friday Oaky this week. Who's taking it out? Oh, I'm definitely going with you, Bree. Fee, you're a good woman and I appreciate that.

You're welcome. Do we even bother with the last vote? Do we bother? Michaela's here. Hey, Michaela. Hi. Who's your vote for? Brie.

Michaela, you sound like a great person, and I appreciate you calling in and giving me your vote. 4-1. My song wasn't 4-1 bad, okay? It wasn't that bad. But was my song 4-1 good? Well, let's find out. To the winner go the spoils.

Here's the replay. No, no, no. I said neither you wanted or you just playing. I'm listening to you, no one. I can't believe what you're saying. There's a million news, baby, boss. It don't be dumb. I got 99 problems, but you won't be one.

Like what? You did that, New Zealand. You chose that. That's your fault. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Now on a Friday, there's so much more pressure on the birthday banger. Oh, God, yeah. Your song is responsible for the mood of the nation going into the weekend. Literally. You don't want a bad one. We don't want a stinker. So we figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthday. Issue is you have no control over what your birthday banger is,

but Alyssa's here to give it a go. Hi, Alyssa. Hello. Hi. Alyssa, what's your birthday? The 10th of November, 1978. Okay, you were 16 in 1994 on the 13th of November, and on that day, this topped the charts.

Oh, my gosh. What a tune. Some people call it the original Old Town Road. It's a banger. Certified banger. What do you think, Alyssa? Yeah, it's pretty funky. There's a great descriptive word there.

The birthday banger chooses you, unfortunately. Let's go to Trevor. Hi, Trevor. Hello, Big Trev. Hi. How you doing? What's your birthday, Trev? Yep, 30th of January, 1972.

All right. You were 16 in 1988 on the 30th of Jan, and back in the 80s, this was number one. Yes, I gotta have fame. Ooh, I gotta have fame. What a tune. What a tune. What a tune. Interestingly, Brie has come to work today dressed as George Michael

from the music video to this song. You know what? EAD, all right? It's a great leather jacket. You like this leather jacket. I do like the leather jacket. You're the one who took it as an insult. Insecure about your jacket much?

Maybe. Do you like your birthday banger, Trevor? To be honest, I'd go with Cotton Eye Joe. Trev, that George Michael song is one of my all-time favourite songs. Oh, it's a great song, but Cotton Eye Joe, that's a banger. Cotton Eye Joe, yeah. That is a good one for a Friday. Let's get one more on and Sam gets that.

Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. How you doing? Good, Sam. What's your birthday? 27 November 1965. Oh, we love it, Sam. Good on you, Sam. We love it.

You were 16 in 1981 on the 27th of November and this is your birthday bagger. Yes, she did it for me too. Did she? I'll to get physical. Straight on. Yeah, she did it for me too. Did she? I'll bet she did. Did she? Did she get your motor running?

She certainly did. Did she make you want to get physical, did she, Sam? Yeah, very much. Straight out of Greece, that's Olivia Newton-John in physical. Still gets my motor running, to be honest. Does it? Yeah. Revs the engine a little bit?

Don't mind it. Don't mind a bit of physical from Olivia Newton-John. Okay, Sam, you call yourself off, okay? We've got some deliberation to do. These are all, I mean, they're all very retro tracks today. They're all great. You know it's an interesting day when the most modern song we have to choose from is Cod and I, Joe.

So our options are Cod and I, Joe, George Michael Faith, or Olivia Newton-John's Physical. For me, it's between George Michael and Cod and I Joe. Same. Yeah. Same. So we've narrowed it down to that. Yeah. And I know you've obviously come in, like I said, you've come in themed today.

So your vote naturally would go to George. Go to George, would it? Is that how today's going to go? Is it George? Is that how the end of the week's going to go? Is it? Well, I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body.

Is it Cod and I, Joe? It's Friday. No. Is it not? I think it's Faith, George Michael, for sure. Do you reckon? Okay, wait, wait. We've never done this before.

Yeah. Just play me the first five seconds of both. You want the first five seconds of each? Yeah, because you get the feeling. Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, this is how. We've never done this before. Yeah. Just play me the first five seconds of both. You want the first five seconds of each? Yeah, because you get the feeling. Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, this is how Faith starts from George Michael. Iconic. Purely iconic.

And that's all you get. Okay, okay, okay. And then I don't imagine this is going to be any less iconic. Okay, all right. From the rednecks with an X, this is how Cotton Eye Joe starts. But I hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe. Oh! I hadn't been married a long time ago.

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cod and I Joe. I've been married a long time ago. And that's all you get. What does your gut say? No, you vote first. Oh, that's really hard.

You always make me vote first. Cod and I Joe. My vote's for Cod and I Joe. My vote's for Faith George Martin. All right, we're going to the producers for a deciding vote. Today, the deciding vote goes to producer Ben, because I know he has a decision in him. No, I vote producer Ellie.

No, this is ridiculous. Stop doing this. Just play George Michael. George Michael. Yes. No, we'll go to producer Ellie. Yes. No.

No. We'll go to producer Ellie. You said producer Ben. There it is. Birthday banging. Yes. Goes to you, Trev. Awesome. Come on you, Trev. Awesome.

Come on, big Trev. Because I play them too Oh, but I need some time off From that emotion Time to put my heart up on the floor Oh, when that love comes down with A devotion Well, it takes a strong man, baby But I'm sure I'll do the door Cause I gotta have faith

I gotta have faith I gotta have faith Cause I got to have faith I got to have faith Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe

You mean every word you say can't help but think of yesterday and another who tied me down to the lover boy before this river here comes an ocean before you throw my heart back on the floor

oh baby I reconsider my foolish notion Well, I need someone to hold me But I wait for something more Yes, I gotta have faith Oh, I gotta have faith Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith

I gotta have to have faith. Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Just go Baby, I'll reconsider My foolish notion Well, I need someone to hold me But I want for something more

Cause I gotta have faith Oh, I gotta have faith Cause I gotta have faith I gotta have faith Because I gotta have faith I gotta have faith ZDM, Brian, Clint, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today. Beating Cod and I, Joe, and Olivia Newton-John. That's George Michael's Faith. It's very split on the text machine, can I say.

It is very split on the text machine. A lot of love for George Michael, but also a lot of hate for us. It's a passion track, right? Right, I get it, I get it. They bought it out of the people. But you know where we went wrong? What? We let them hear the intro of this.

And that's why, because it's a Friday, we're going to play it. We can't. Right now. No, it's in our charter, we can't. I'd love to play it. Like, I would absolutely Love to play it Oh boo

It's written in the rules We wrote these rules together Okay They're chiselled in stone Remember that time We played double queen If you could play both Remember those days

If you could play both Then there'd be no jeopardy Would there Yeah I know we played Double queen That was fine And unfortunately We'll never get to play

Queen again on a Friday On ZD, will we? Yep, we've been told off. Listen, call up, I just can't handle it. Listen, call up, I'm a... Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I've just fully regretted this idea now. We're here.

And this is 100% your idea. No, it's not. No, you agreed to it. I agreed to it, but it is 100% your idea. No, it's not. No, you agreed to it. I agreed to it, but it's 100% your idea. Fine, whatever. We got sent this game, this new board game, and it's called the Lie Detector Game. And it's got this machine where apparently,

allegedly you say yes or no into this microphone and it tells you whether you're telling a lie or you're telling a truth. It's supposed to pick up on frequencies in your voice, right? Yes. That's what it's supposed to do, but let's be real. It's not really real, is it? Well, we could ask it an obvious one first to calibrate it, or should we just play it straight?

No. Why? What were you thinking? Well, we can ask it when we know the answer to. Right. Like, do you want to do that or do you want to just trust the machine? Let's just trust the machine.

Fine, okay, fine, fine. So you want to do this. You want to go into this and you want to put each other on the lie detector and ask each other questions. Yes. And see if the other one is lying. Yeah, I just want to get to know you a little bit better.

This could ruin our friendship. This really could. Yeah, if you decide to take it down that road. If you decide to take it down that road. No, if you decide to take it down that road. Or if you decide to take it down that road. If you decide to take it down that road. No, if you decide to take it down that road. Or if you decide to take it down that road. Who wants to go first? Well, you come up with the game, so you ask me first.

Okay, I'll ask you a question first. Clinton Roberts. Have you ever done anything inappropriate on an aeroplane? Hmm. Now, this is going to call on my memory no oh it's a lie it's a lie god i mean i don't i don't remember doing anything inappropriate this is awkward for you. But I guess the machine has to be trusted. Okay, Bree, you're up. You're on the lie detector now. Okay.

Bree, have you ever stolen any money from a workplace before? No. Okay, it was iTunes cards, but they don't count. You stole iTunes cards. Technically, they were mine anyway. That's how drug dealers launder their money. They've invested into iTunes cards. Read into that what you will. Okay, your turn.

You go for it. All right. Clint, have you ever had relations with a co-worker? Not appropriate. No, not appropriate. No. No. No.

This machine is good. I hate this machine. It's very good. Okay, all right. Okay, if that's where we're going, that's where we're going. Bree. Yeah. Your Facebook status currently says you're single.

Have you had intercourse with anyone this week? Well, saying that I'm single, I'm allowed to do that. I know you are. That doesn't mean anything else. I know you are. So what is mean anything else. I know you are. So what is the question? Have you had intercourse with anyone this week? Why are you saying that word?

Fine. Yes. Why are you lying? It's inconclusive. Oh, it's inconclusive. Oh, it's inconclusive. It's inconclusive. I think that's even worse. Okay, my last question for you.

Your last question. Clint. Yeah. Do you watch pornography? This game is so fun. No. No This game doesn't know what it's talking about The machine's broken, obviously Okay, last one

Breed, do you own a vape? No This is bullshit ZM'sree and Clint The podcast Dieting Don't freak out Okay don't freak out

I know it's a No it's a dirty word I know you didn't want to hear about it I hate that word On a Friday As you're heading home Probably for takeaways For dinner

I don't think I've ever stuck to a diet No neither I've tried a couple It's impossible And then after I normally go about three weeks But I'll go gung ho for three weeks Yeah

I'll buy all the things you need to do. I tried paleo once. I bought lots of meat. I normally go two days. Two days? Two hours. You and I both tried intermittent fasting. Which I actually did give this a go, but I soon realized it's just the millennial way of saying skip a meal.

Exactly right. That's all it is that's my opinion if you don't know what intermittent fasting is the most common one is probably people who do the um 16 8 where you don't eat for 16 hours and you eat for eight and then you eat for eight in a window so you might go my window is i'm going to eat from 10 a.m until 6 p.m because part of your fasts include sleeping like you can get eight hours out of the way while you're asleep. The new way to do intermittent fasting, they reckon, is to skip a day. What?

More than a day, actually. They're saying the new way to intermittently fast is to do 36 hours fasting and then 12 full hours of eating whatever you want. But that means there's at least a full 24-hour period in there where you're not going to eat anything at all. Guess what? The reason you'd lose weight is because you're not eating for 36 hours.

Well, participants lost an average of 3.5 kilos over four weeks. No bullshit. They're not eating. I don't get it as well. They keep talking about it. They're like, it fires your metabolism. It stimulates your fat-burning abilities. You're not eating This is the bit I don't get as well They keep talking about it They're like It fires your metabolism It stimulates your fat burning abilities You're not eating

That's why you're losing weight That's why you're losing weight Every time I've given intermittent fasting a go It's worked Like I have lost weight I end up like this I actually end up losing like a kilo a week But then it gets really sad

Like you go Oh I missed breakfast It was actually my favourite meal of the day I love breakfast It's so nice to wake up And I'd always When I was doing the intermittent fasting I'd always do it through the week

And then on the weekends I'd be like What's one breakfast going to do? Oh I never did it on the weekends No neither I only do it Monday to Friday And then don't Oh don't punish yourself

Because the other bit is This is the other bit about dieting too I am because I'm not eating breakfast any days. If you're in a relationship, it really impacts the other person too. She's like, do you want to go out for brunch? And you're like, can't, I'm intermittent fasting. And then they go, God, I hate you. It's so annoying, isn't it?

It can be really detrimental to a relationship. Anyway, that's the latest advice around intermittent fasting. But just be aware. Science. Science. And food. I'll take food. I'd aware. Science. Science. And food. I'll take food. I'd opt for food.

Give me the options, I'll go with the food. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Don't people love to avoid the police? That's a hell of a statement. Is it a thing in New Zealand to flick your lights at people?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like urban legends that we talked about before, there was an urban legend go around about that, that sometimes if you flash your lights at people, it could be a gang member, and then that's code for them to track you down and beat you up. Oh, yes.

Did you have that one in Australia too? Yeah, we've had that one. And one time my mum did it, and it was a cop car. She flashed her lights at a cop? Yep, an undercover cop car. Is it illegal? It is. Right.

It is illegal to allude that there's police. That there's police up ahead. Anyway, he let her off at the morning. I do always appreciate it. It is nice. It's a courtesy thing. I'm not trying to speed. I mean, you're not.

It's a good way to go, oh, check yourself before you get up there. It is good. Well, there's an app that is absolutely skyrocketing in popularity around the world, and it's called Waze, W-A-Z-E. And essentially, it is the app version of like flicking your lights at someone. Okay. So it essentially allows motorists to dodge to the police and also a bunch of other things that the app actually lets you do.

So essentially if you're going on a trip somewhere, you open the app and you put in your destination and it takes you on the route or whatever. Yeah, same as like a Google Maps, right? Yeah, and it shows you where there might be a speed camera. It also says here that other alerts that it can give you traffic hazard, heavy traffic in general, accident alerts, as well as information to fine-tune routes to the destination as well.

So Google Maps does all of those things except for the police bit. And remember those old radar detectors you used to be able to get for your car? Did your parents ever have one of those? Yes. No, my cousin had one in his Skyline. Oh, yeah. That's dope. I would never have trusted those. They worked.

Oh, they did work? They did work, yeah. Right. So it's essentially, yeah, that version, like the modern version. And it's legal as well. Yeah, so the app is legal. But obviously, touching and playing with your phone and using that app during a drive is not. No.

But so people, and this is where it becomes an issue because essentially how the app works is that drivers put in the information. Oh. So if you're driving and you see a speed camera, you can then open the app and then put that in. Oh, and you can knock on the speed camera. Exactly right. So you yeah you can then open the app and then put that in oh and you can knock on the speed exactly right so you can tell other people using the app you're like i just drove past here there's a speed camera there by the way i also used my phone while i was driving well yeah yeah so police are like saying you know can you stop using it yeah and i'm like well for one of course you'd say that because that's rich rich coming from you. Yeah, but I do get it.

Obviously, if you pull over and you do it, it's not illegal because you've parked your car. But apparently this app, Google purchased it at the end of last year for guess how much money? How much money? Have a guess. Well, you hate it when I guess because I always guess too much. Yeah, you always go too much, so go low. $50. Well, $50 million. $50 million. That's a good guess too much. Yeah, you always go too much, so go low. $50. Well, $50 million.

$50 million. That's a good guess. Okay. $1 billion. Whoa, lucky I didn't say $100 billion like I was going to say. Were you actually, you idiot? Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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