ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 3rd 2018

Episode Date: August 3, 2018

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Brie and Clint on ZDM. Kia ora everybody. How good is that donkey story? That is a ripping story. If you missed it, a zoo owner's being prosecuted for painting a donkey to look like a zebra and charging people to meet the zebra. Can you imagine? He's like, no one will know. I reckon don't prosecute him, I reckon celebrate him.

He's a genius. Give him a reward. Huge show today, massive show. Of course, along with our secret sound guest at 5pm, another chance to score what's at $20,000 at the moment. Yeah, I know. I'm going to let you in on, in today's show, before we

guess what I think it is. That's right. You genuinely think you've cracked it, right? I actually genuinely think I have. So the guess is at 5. When are you going to give us your suggestion? Just before five. Just before five. Just before five.

Before we do birthday band. Of course, today as well, Friday Jams was announced. It's back. We have a date for you, Sunday the 18th of November. We can't give you the lineup just yet, but we can tell you there will be nine artists involved this time with 49 number one worldwide hits between them. That is mega.

It says Friday Jams has levelled up. Is that a clue for the line-up? Is that anyone? Does anyone have a song called Levelled Up? Right now I do. But who knows? The line-up is going to be officially revealed with Fletch, Vaughn and Megan Friday next week.

Okay, the 10th. So a week from now you'll know what it is also how can we go past this today mate some radio shows give away shirts some give away mugs.

Not this show. We like to give away tampons. And what we believe to be a worldwide radio first, we are on the streets with tampons. We're putting them into T-shirt cannons and we're just shooting them out into the crowd. People are loving it. They're grabbing them.

They are up for grabs at 4.30 this afternoon is when the Thunders will be with the product on the streets if you want the locations for Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, Dunedin, Hamilton. Bree and Clint

on Instagram right now. Go have a look. Yep. Organic Initiative, come on board. They're going to be dishing out those tampons at 4.30.

Let's kick it back into Friday Jams with a bit of Backstreet Boys. Bree and Clint, Friday ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. I was talking to one of my good mates last night and for some reason, I know I'm old because we were talking

about mattresses and I was like, oh, I'm having a bit of trouble with my mattress lately. Anytime you find yourself talking with your friends about homewares, appliances, or automotive like – Trouble. Yeah, yeah.

You know you're old. I know. So I know I'm there and I was telling him how I'm having a bit of trouble with my mattress being a bit lopsided and it's not that old. And he was like, I've never bought a mattress before. And he's around the same age as me. What does he sleep on? I was like, what do you mean you've never bought a mattress?

He goes, oh, I got given the hand-me-down mattress. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. So get this. My mate said he got given a mattress, a double bed, or it's a queen bed, I think, from his parents. So it was his parents' mattress. Yep. From when they got married.

Oh, he's literally got their marital bed. Yeah, so let's just put it into perspective here. They've been married for 30 years. He got given the mattress 10 years ago. So technically the mattress this year is 30 years old. But then I thought about it more. He was conceived on this mattress. That'll be why he's drawn to it. He has this weird bond with his mattress. He can't understand why he loves it so much.

It birthed him. Literally. I'm like, did you ever think about that? And he had never thought about it. I recently talked mattress because we had to buy a bed. So I'm weirdly up to date with mattress stuff. Yep. Because have you ever heard that you should change your mattress every 10 years?

I've heard that. A mattress, yeah, mattresses life is about 10 years. They said that's for the springs. The people in the beard store, and I don't know if it was just for an upsell or not, they reckon for hygiene, five years. Really? Yeah.

Because like that's the same chat about a pillow. I mean, I've had one of my pillows for about five years. Pillows, five years. I years. Pillows? Five years. I reckon. Pillows get drool. They get snot. Sweat. They get sweat.

They get skin. They get hair. Not great. And I said to him, I said, have you ever thought, you know, about buying a new mattress? And he goes, I haven't till now. 30 years. Also, his brothers and sisters were conceived on his mattress. You know he's not

allowed to get rid of it, eh? If he wants it gone, he has to go to your parents and they'll then reallocate it to the next family member down the chain. To the other sibling. And his dad will go, what do you mean you're getting rid of it? We thought you could pass that down to your kids. That mattress has got at least another 10 years in it, son. That's the family

mattress. That's what we make the family. You were cut from that mattress? How old's your mattress? My mattress is about, let me think, two years? Two years, fine. Yeah, not that old. Yeah, mine's three months. We fancy.

I want to know from people, though, this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM, pretty simple one, how old's your mattress? What's it seen? What's it seen? What's it been through in its time? Did you get it off Trade Me? What's its story? What's its history? Would you buy a mattress off Trade Me?

I have. You have? Yeah, I have, yeah. When you first go flatting, we're not going to spend 100 bucks, but... You don't know where that mattress has been? No. Oh, $800.00 at M.

How old's your mattress? ZDM's brain clad. So the question we're asking is... How old is your bed? How old, how old is your bed? We really want to know. How old was your mate's one that you... So my mate said to me that he got handed a hand-me-down mattress from his parents

who got given their mattress on their wedding day. Hell of a wedding present, but hard to deliver to the wedding. Yeah, so it was from their parents. Like you put a whole bed on the present table. So they were kind of like, we'll buy your first bed for you. And they bought their mattress for them, 30 years old. The bed he was conceived on. Literally.

Someone has texted in to say, we got a double bed for $5.50. And then we saw the lady in town that we bought it off and she said, oh, I'm so glad you're getting use out of it. Mum would be so glad. Oh, no. Even though she's passed on. Oh, God.

Oh. There's another text. I mean, yes, probably still had a few good years. That's when you go, thanks, lady, and you go straight to bed post. There's a text. I mean, yes, probably still had a few good years. That's when you go, thanks, lady, and you go straight to bed post. There's a text here that says, my flatmate's bed is older than him, and it is yellow. Oh. That's grim.

There's only so many times you can rotate and flip, right? That's grim. 0800DALZM, we want to know, how old is your bed? Sarah, hi. Hi. Hi. Sarah, how old is your bed? Sarah, hi. Hi. Hi. Sarah, how old is it? I believe that this mattress is probably from about the 1920s. I have a similar story. Yeah.

It was gifted from a grandparent to my mum and then passed on to me. So it's made it way through the family. Sarah, is it a rock? It is. It's not something that's made of wool. It's an entire sheet of carcasses, I think. It is the most mighty, uncomfortable, hard, horrible mattress.

Sarah, if money's the issue, I suggest you take it to Te Papa. They'll give you a couple of grand for it as an exhibition. It's authentic. It's got this label on it that says it's the care instructions. Your mattress will benefit from a weekly beating. Oh, my God, Sarah. Good luck on Antiques Roadshow. Grace.

Hello, Grace. Hi. How old is your bed? We're here. It's about 18 years. So it's not as old as Sarah's. No. It's still pretty old.

My husband got it before we were together and he thinks it's the best bed in the world, the most comfiest bed in the world, and it's actually horrendous. Okay, hang on, Grace. Hang on, Grace. How do you feel about him having an emotional connection to the bed that he loved before he was with you?

I know. It's pretty sad. And I've tried to convince him lots of times to get a new one, but no. Set it on fire outdoors in a safe place, obviously, and then watch the ghosts of all his ex-girlfriends come screeching out of the bed. Oh, we're free.

Just set it on fire and say, oh, I had an accident in the kitchen. There was a fire. And he goes, why is the only thing that's burnt the mattress? Mike, how old have you been? It's about 12 years old. Before it was mine, it sat in storage in my grandparents' garage for about eight years. And before that, it was my parents'.

So you were conceived on that, Mike? No, I wasn't, but my sister probably was. Zee's Bree and Clint. Because I'm free. Yeah. Free flow. Bree and Clint's Free Flow Friday. One of the greatest jingles for a radio bed I've heard in a long, long time.

I've been so excited about today. Yeah? It feels good to even make the tiniest little difference, but I feel like we're trying to do that. It is nice to be doing something with meaning for a change. For a change, right? If you've missed it, we are trying to make somewhat of an impact on the issue of period poverty.

Yeah, which if you haven't heard about it, a couple of weeks ago, Countdown lowered the prices of their home brand sanitary products in an attempt to fight period poverty in New Zealand. And I thought to you, I said to you, Clint, I was like, I want to do something. I want to give away tampons in the Black Thunders. And you kind of looked at me and went, oh, I don't think that's been done before, but I'm on board.

And we were lucky enough to put out the call and Oi, a great New Zealand company, organic initiative who do organic cotton products, came on board and gave us thousands of tampons to give away. Literally thousands of tampons. Thousands of them. And we've picked locations around the country to dish those out this afternoon. Today's the day. You need tampons? We've got them. And we've picked locations around the country to dish those out this afternoon. Today's the day. You need tampons? We've got them. Let's cross to our thunders who are positioned strategically around the motu.

First of all, Mackenzie. Kia ora. Hello. Hello. Okay, tell us exactly where you are with your tampons. We are at Count Outside, Countdown Manukau. Countdown Manukau. Countdown Manukau. Go get them if you want those free tampons from Mackenzie.

Look out, the people are coming. Okay, next we go straight to the mighty Waikato. Emily, kia ora. Hello. Hi. Whereabouts are you at, Emily? I am at the Kmart on Tarapa Street. The Kmart on Tarapa Street.

Are you braced for an influx of people there to get some free tampons? I sure am. We have so many to give away, though. It's awesome. So cool. Go get the tampons from Emily, and let's head to Courtney now, who's in Wellington. Hello, Court. Hello.

How are you? Good, thank you. Courtney, I'm picturing you on the steps of the beehive, Jacinda Ardern next to you with baby Neve, just dishing them out like a lolly scramble. Is that where you are? Almost. Close. Not quite, though. Is that where you are? Almost. Close. Not quite, though.

Whereabouts exactly are you? We're actually by the Bucket Fountains on Cuba Street, reading a movie to go. Perfect. Right in town. Perfect, perfect. Have you got T-shirt cannons and you're just loading the tampons in and just shooting them out into the crowd?

You know, that would actually be a really good idea. Maybe we should do that next time. Nah. No, we'll get them for next time. Courtney, have you ever caught a tampon to the eye? It's not a pretty... It's not fun. I mean, neither have I, but... Christchurch. We're in Christchurch. To our

first man distributing tampons on Free Flow Friday. Doing the work for the people. Hello, Jacob. Oh, really? Oh, my gosh. Are you loving it, Jacob? Whereabouts are you? We're in Christchurch. We're at the crossing in the CBD at the moment. Yeah, no, we've had heaps of people come up already. They must have seen your Instagram post.

Yeah, look out. The ladies will be coming in droves, Jacob. Yeah, either that, Jacob, or they listen to the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good on you, Jacob. And last of all, and definitely not least, down to Dunedin, Zanani. Hello. Hey, I'm so excited.

It's pouring with rain, but it's not going to put a dampen on Free Flow Friday. Look out, Zanani, hello. Hey, I'm so excited. It's pouring with rain, but it's not going to put a dampen on free flow Friday. Look out, Zanani, you don't want to get those tampons in the rain. Oh, no, I'm sure. We'll look after them. Zanani, if they get wet, the Black Thunder will literally explode. There is that many tampons. I know, they're going everywhere, but no, we'll keep them safe. Tell us exactly where you are, Zanani.

So we're at the Otago Museum Reserve right outside Central Library on the university campus. Perfect. Perfect. They are the five locations that are free flow Friday and we're going to call them Red Thunders for today. The Red Thunders are out and about on the streets of New Zealand dishing out the tampons for free flow Friday.

They are available to anybody who wants them today. Until they're gone, we have cut the supply in half. And in each of those places, Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, Hamilton, Dunedin, we're taking 50% of the OI organic initiative tampons that we were given and we're giving them straight to the women's refuge as well. We've gotten contact and they're super stoked to be receiving tons of tampons today. Tons of tampons! Z is brilliant, Clint.

ZM's Secret Sound with Save My Bacon. So the other day, Clint, the Secret Sound, you came to the people and you came to me and you said, I know what it is. Yeah, I thought it was a cat door and it turns out it's not. It turns out it's not, but we only know because someone was willing to use my guess.

Olivia. Yeah, put it to Annabelle and sure, it's not, but now we've eliminated it. It's good. It's good that we now know that's not what it is. I truly believe I know what the secret sound is. It fits in with all the clues. It sounds very similar. I've even recorded it.

It sounds a lot like it. Right, well, give it to us then. So here's my dilemma. I kind of alluded to Ross Boss the other day that I thought I knew what it was, and then he was like, oh, you need to tell me first because I kind of said what it was around, and he was like, you need to tell me before you say anything.

Oh, he got nervous. He got nervous. That's not the rules. If we feel like we know what it is, we should be allowed to say it. I agree. Yeah. But then I also don't want to lose my job. Very good point.

So I feel like let's put in a call to Ross right now. Yeah. And just ask him and see what he says. Hello? Ross Boss. Hi, what have you done this time? Come on mate Haven't done anything yet But I thought I'd give you a call Because the other day you kind of got weird

When I was like I think I know what the secret sound is Do you know what I said I get weird? Yeah I just got my standard response off. No, you got a little bit nervous. I saw it too. I didn't say what I thought it was, but you were kind of like,

come to me first before you make a mistake. Well, yeah, I certainly don't. I don't want anything. So, no, no, no, no, no. So we're coming to you first. This is us coming to you. So, Ross, I believe the secret sound is actually pressing the home button on your iPhone. Okay. I've recorded it. Do you want to hear the secret sound that I think it is?

Sure, go. So this is Annabelle's secret sound. One more time, Clint. And this is what I recorded. Ooh, mate. I'm really disappointed that that second noise wasn't a faff. I thought that was going to be okay. We'll continue going. We need to have a talk about your content choices, guys. Oh, look, there's similarities, isn't there? There's a lot of similarities. Would you be comfortable, Ross, with 27 days still to go in the secret sound

if someone was to call up this afternoon at 5 o'clock and use Bree's guess of the home button on an iPhone? I would be comfortable with anyone calling up and trying any guess. I've got to get through first because thousands of people call in every time, so goodbye. He's so elusive.

Yeah. I don't know what to think. I also don't know whose side he's on. I don't know if he's on Annabelle's side or if he's on the people's side. That's the other bit. You never know where people's allegiances lie. Is he a villain or a hero? I don't know.

We'll see at 5 o'clock then, shall we? Okay. You heard it from Ross Boss. If you want to take on board what I think the secret sound is, you are welcome to my guest. Zinian's Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, mate. We get your birthdays, we put them into the system here, and we figure out what song was topping the charts on your actual 16th birthday. We then play the best one and only the best one. Most of the time. As decided by us as well.

Oh, no, we've lost one of our birthday banger people. Oh, no. They're gone. They've just dropped out. That's okay. It's going to be a two-person birthday banger today. I've got Sam's birthday if we want to do hers. Oh, you want to do it without Sam?

No, I can do, I've got her details. Yeah, okay. Sweet as. So Samantha called up and her birthday is 29th of September, 1994. So she was 16 in 2012 on the 29th of September. And this was number one. Oppan Gangnam Style. Have we had enough time to recover from this song?

I still like it. What year was it? 2012. It's been six years. Bit of sigh. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Sam's one.

I like it. I like it. Chelsea, hello. Hello. Hello. What's your birthday, Chels? 24th of May, 86. Okay, Chelsea, you were 16 in 2002 on the 24th of May,

and this is your birthday banger. I'm a hazard to myself. Don't let me get me. on the 24th of May. And this is your birthday banger. Oh, that's quality. Yeah. That's some good pink. Chelsea, are you a pink fan? I am. Yeah.

And that pink song in particular? I prefer others, but hey, it's better than Samantha's one. She's coming to the country soon. Just for the record, if you want your birthday banger played, you've really got to champion it. Fight for it. You've got to love it more than anybody else. But that's okay.

That's Chelsea's one. I think we need to do a special birthday banger this afternoon, Clint, because one of our team members, producer Ellie, it's your birthday today. It is. Happy birthday, Ellie. How old are you? Thank you.

I'm 26. So 10 years since the 16th. Oh, yeah. It is your 10th year. Ellie makes all of the videos for our show, and we're going to find out what your birthday banger is. What's your birthday? 3rd of August, 1992. Right, Ellie, you were 16 in 2008 on the 3rd of August,

and top of the charts on that day was this. Nesha Mystic. Oh, yeah, this is a banger that I really, really know well. Are you joking? That was number one in New Zealand, mate. I love Nesha Mystic. Same, same. But that is not one of their classics. That's not their best tune.

I wouldn't call it a banger. To the point that Brie went, who's Nessie in Michigan? It's okay, mate. What's Nessie in 101? I thought it was some car brand, right? What are we playing? I love Gangnam Style. And Ellie, it's her birthday and she's loving that.

But I also love that pink track. I love the pink track. Same. I'm voting pink. You vote whichever way you want. Actually, no. Should we give it to Ellie for her birthday? I think we should let Ellie pick.

And you can pick your own. I mean, Nijan 101 is a great track. Oh, I feel so much pressure right now because I feel like the nation wants pink. But I 100% selfishly what you want as your birthday Selfishly just want to dance to Gangnam Style again It's on mate

It's for you mate Happy birthday It's for you and for Samantha Yeah Sam Oh she's back Sam here's your birthday banger

Thank you Oh cool Okay ZM That is the winner of Birthday Banger Gangnam Style from Psy. What you didn't see was a very, very enthusiastic reinterpretation of that dance from Brie, which caused her to fall off her chair. I think I've really hurt my ankle.

Worth it. Zinni is brilliant. Clinton, what's your take on when you go to the supermarket, you know, when you're rolling around the aisles, picking up something and eating it? Oh. And then paying for it at the end? I'll quite often do it with a drink.

A drink? Yeah. Maybe a bag of chips? You feel very semi-naughty but also quite luxurious. You're like, the supermarket is my kingdom. Haven't even paid for it and I'm drinking it. It is odd though when you put an empty, like if you get a box drink or something

and you put it on the conveyor belt at the end and it's empty with the straw still in it. Do you feel awkward? A little bit, yeah. A story's come out in the last couple of days about a new world in Auckland that have put up a sign saying that customers will be fined a minimum of $5

if they consume products before they have paid for them. Isn't that interesting? I can kind of get it from a hygiene reason. Like if you're getting a roast chicken from the hot cabinet. Probably not eating it as a hygiene reason. Like if you're getting a roast chicken from the hot cabinet. Probably not eating it as you go around. Well, where do you draw the line? You know, what's the difference between that and a Mars bar? A drink's

okay, but then a full roast chicken probably not. A potato salad and some salmon that you got from the fish bar and you've cut into your own sashimi, maybe a little bit too far. I've done the potato salad before. Have you? But that's a funny one because that goes on weight.

Yeah. Oh, no, but they've already put the sticker on it, so don't worry about it. They've already put the sticker on it. But then if you eat your own sack of nuts. I love a sack of nuts. Get your own nut sack and you write the number on it. That doesn't get weighed until you get to checkout,

so you're effectively stealing. Bag of grapes. What are they going to do? Weigh you on the way in and then weigh you again on the way out and go, okay, sir, you've consumed 150 grams of nuts. So we're going to take that and put that onto the price. No, apparently. There is no way to tell whether they were an almond or a Brazil nut,

so if you could please move into the bathrooms and we'll just wait until it passes to find out what the code is. It's because shoppers are doing the eat and dump. What's an eat and dump? So they'll have a drink and then they'll dump it in the aisle. Oh, yeah. So they're not paying for it. And there's a few people that are doing it.

And this new world in Auckland are not happy and they put up this sign. But now there's so many people that are tweeting about it and getting annoyed and they think it's hilarious. They've taken the sign down. They did it to themselves, though, when they used the turn of phrase, eat and dump. You know? Yeah, I would have said that.

You are asking to go viral if you put in a no eat and dump policy. Like what do you think's okay? A drink is fine. I think a drink's okay. Yeah, a drink's okay. Nuts, no, because you're weighing them. No, you've got to weigh those, yeah. I want to know from the people on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon,

what is your eat? Say it. What's your eat and dump meal of choice at the supermarket? Or not even dump. You're probably not dumping it because, you know, there's good people. But what's your meal of choice when you're rolling around the aisles at the supermarket? You're eating pay. Yeah, you're eating pay. What's your favourite in supermarket

snack? Exactly. Zinni is brilliant. So if you're shopping at New World, you should know that they've put up a sign recently, at particular a New World in Auckland that has said if you eat something whilst you're shopping, you will be fined a minimum of $5.

Because they've got an issue with what? The eat and dump. When you eat something. See, because I thought you have an issue if you don't eat and dump. I thought that's more where the issue would arise. Mate, come on. Get it together.

When you're eating something whilst you're shopping and then you dump it in the aisle. I'm just saying if you're coming up with a policy to enforce, maybe email it around the group first to check the language that you're using. I don't think they used, that's just a phrase I used. Oh. Well, it was in the article, so now I'm confused. I don't know.

Anyway, the point is, what are you eating whilst walking around the supermarket? Yeah, what's your favourite in-supermarket snack? What's your meal of choice? Now, bear in mind, we are encouraging everybody. And we're saying it's essential that it's paid for at the end of it, okay? I think it's fine if you're paying for it. Someone's texted in and said, my favourite supermarket snack is a nice handful of grapes.

They put grapes in capital letters. A nice juicy handful of grapes. Are grapes down on weight? Yes. So that's stealing. What about try before you buy? I don't know. My favourite is a drink when I got the dries on Sunday.

Oh, God. Like if you're picking up a pineapple and you're eating it on your way around, not okay. A bag of chips is okay because you just scan it on the way out and there's no weight limit. That's fine. Absolutely. 0800 dial ZM Ainsley.

Hello. Hello. What's your supermarket meal of choice? So when we were kids, mum used to grab Cheerios from the deli and then just give us one to shut us up and then we'd pay for the empty bag at the end. Yeah.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine because they calculate the weight on the spot. But then Cheerios, isn't the butcher meant to give the kids a free one each time? Yeah. Not in little old South Canterbury town. Oh, I thought the South Canterbury town would be the main place where they did it.

Good old Southern hospitality. No, not quite. Right. How good's a Cheerio though? So good. I love Cheerios. Hey, Ainsley, go the Crus Right. How good's a Cheerio, though? It's all good. I love Cheerios. Hey, Ainsley, go the Crusaders. Yeah, no.

Kate, hi. Hi. What were you eating, Kate, when you were on your supermarket trip? Oh, when I was a little kid, me and my sister used to go with one of our babysitters to the supermarket and go through the lolly bin and eat the lollies that we like. And if we didn't like a lolly, we used to eat half of it

and put the other half back if we didn't like it. Okay, all right, Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate. I think you've missed the gist of what we're doing here. They were kids. It's fine.

I mean, I would never babysit them. Imagine you're going in the pick and mix and you get one of Kate's half-eaten Jersey caramels. Yeah, I still do. That's unfair. Oh, this one's got spit on it. Not good, Kate.

Thanks, Kate. John. Where's John? John, kia ora. Hello. How's it? What were you eating, John? Pistachios.

Mate. When I was younger, I grabbed a lot of pistachios and then just white tomatoes. John. Came out cheaper. Mate. That is not... John, you realise that. Not only have you given your name live on radio, you're admitting to supermarket theft. And do you know how much

pistachios are worth? You could nearly buy a house for how much those things cost. Yeah, exactly. He's got eight houses. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. How good's Kmart? Yeah, I know, right? Everybody has this emotional reaction whenever you say those two words.

K-Mart. God, I love Kmart. It's so good. Everything in my house is literally Kmart. You seen the story today about the woman who has had a Kmart tattoo put onto her ankle? Not judging her. I probably would get one.

It's in full colour. It's the right logo. As far as likeness goes, it's a fantastic tattoo. She's nailed it. Yeah. Did you see that she's an Australian woman? Typical. Like, that's your people.

I thought, because there's nothing on here that says she did it for a voucher. Or she did it for a reason. She did it for a discount. She did it for free pillowcases for life. If I know this woman, she's probably from Parramatta, she probably did it for the sentimental value. For the memories.

For the memories, mate. Seeing as you're the only Australian woman I know, would you mind if we call Kmart quickly? Yeah. And you can pretend to be her and just see. Because maybe she does get something. Maybe I get a discount. Yeah.

Okay. I'll ask. Hello and welcome to Kmart. Our trading hours are 8 a.m. to midnight, seven days per week. Please hold for our next available team member. Hello, Kmart. How can I help? Hi there.

I was just wondering if you've seen the article that's doing the rounds on the internet at the moment about the lady that got the Kmart tattoo? No. That was actually me. And one of my friends actually said to me that they heard that if you get a Kmart tattoo, you get a discount at certain Kmarts?

I'm not too sure about that but I can ask. Yeah, I heard it was a because it's like a lifetime kind of membership card that I've had tattooed on my body that I get a 50% discount. Yep, I'll just ask the manager. Amazing. Thank you. Thank you. Hello, are you there?

Hi. Hey, my manager said that he's never heard of that. Oh. Yeah. Clint, you said that if I get attacked, sorry, I'm just talking to my friend. He told me that if I get a tattoo, that I get a discount. Yeah, did you show them? I can't show her.

I'm on the phone. Hi, sorry, it's Clint here. If she comes in and just shows you the tattoo, that might be better, right? If she comes in and shows it to you? I'm not too sure, but I've asked our manager and he said that they won't be giving a discount even if she comes in with the tattoo. Mate,

I have this on my body now. Oh, no. Are you kidding? Maybe it was Bunnings. Anyway, we'll let you go. Thank you. You've been very helpful. I cannot believe this, mate. Are you joking? I've. You've been very helpful. I cannot believe this, mate. Are you joking?

I've got this on my bum now forever. ZDM's brilliant client. Classic radio chat for a minute. Oh, is it going to be about the weather? Nah, not the weather. Nah, what's another one? Price of fuel? Nah, not price of fuel.

Avocados? Oh, no, that's good. But no. No? Off air this afternoon, there was a massive debate happening Price of fuel? Nah, not price of fuel. Avocados? Ooh, no, that's good. But no. No. Off air this afternoon, there was a massive debate happening between our team about how often is the right time to change your sheets. Oh, yeah. And there's a lot of things that go into the argument, isn't there? For you, as a married man.

More things than I was aware of before the argument. Put it that way. Because I believe it depends on if you shower in the morning or at night or maybe you're a double showerer. Maybe you do it in the morning and the night. And that all comes into it as well. Because I believe if you're not showering at night, you need to change your sheets more often. You said every day. You said if you're sleeping.

Well, I was over it. Like I was exaggerating. Yeah, well, you said if you don't shower before bed, you should be changing every day like they're clothed. This is what people need to understand about you. You're a night shower, not a morning shower. Yep. Which means you're coming to work with the pong of last night's sleep on you. What? I slept in a bed, didn't move, and then got up and put clothes on. I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't seem fresh to me. Are you a morning shower? Yeah, get fresh to greet the day. And then what? You don't shower at night time?

No. What? But you've spent all day here. You've been in my presence. You don't know where I've been. This is such a good point. I'm not touching you, though. I touched you today.

Well, I'll shower tonight then. Well, yeah, okay. I find you today. Well, I'll shout a night then. Well, yeah, okay. I find you people weird. Take that out of the equation. Then pyjamas become a mitigating factor as well. But just take that out. Just say we're all equal, which I believe we are. How often are you changing your sheets?

I think it depends what season you're in. Don't you, though? Well, because summer, you sweat a lot more. Yeah, so in summer you're in. Don't you though? Well, because summer, you sweat a lot more. Yeah, so in summer you're changing them. Once every two weeks. And in winter you're changing them. Once every three. Oh no, see I started this

conversation thinking you were a clean freak. Now I think you're gross. No. I thought you would have known that by now. Wash your sheets minimum fortnightly, at best once a week. Mate, your wife Lucy's probably doing it for you. Yes, she is, okay? And it's fantastic.

Do you know how nice it feels on a Sunday evening to climb into crisp, fresh sheets, especially when someone else has done them? It feels fantastic. What if you were doing it? Okay, this is the other bit. This is what our producer Ben said. He is monthly...

Who? Producer Ben? Ben McDowell from Christchurch. Yeah. Loves a tramp Doesn't love a shower Monthly To six weekly No

Not six weeks Benjamin Why did you have to say that? Do you have guests over? Not anymore Never again He also said to us Nah it's sweet I don't sleep in my bed every night

Yeah yeah ZDM's brilliant Clint What are your feelings about eating chicken That's just a little bit undercooked Not keen I'm the person that cooks it so much That it's so tough You can barely chew it

Is this even a thing? Like who's having medium rare chicken? Guess what What? In Japan Right now There are restaurants who are serving chicken raw. No. It's like sashimi chicken. No.

Yes, it's happening. It started last year and there are people serving this up and it's as the same as sashimi. You dip it in soy sauce and other stuff like that when you eat it. Just in soy sauce? Well. Because if you've got sashimi or like a fresh fish salad, you can cook that in lemon.

The acidity can cook it. Possibly the same with chicken, but I don't know. I think they sear it. I think they sear the chicken on both sides, but in the middle it is raw. It's pinky. It's pink. No, it's completely raw.

Oh. Does that make you feel sick? Yeah, it makes me feel sick. I did find out though that the bit about chicken that makes you sick, if it's not cooked properly, is salmonella. And not all chicken has salmonella. So you could eat raw chicken. Well, I guess you can.

Be very careful about how I say this. Technically, I think you can. Well, people are doing it. But if it has contracted salmonella in some way or it's harbouring the bacteria that cause salmonella, cooking it will get rid of that. But if it doesn't have it, then yeah, you could nibble on it raw. Like if you're getting it straight off the chicken.

Is that what they're doing? Do they have the chickens at the restaurant? What, like a fish tank and you can pick your fish? I don't know. Can I get that chicken? That one just there. That one looks good. The nice big chicken breast.

Some foods are just not meant to be eaten raw. Well, apparently so. Apparently they are. Would you eat it? No. It's been drilled into my brain so much that you can't eat raw chicken. It's like when you're making those chicken kebabs that you get from the supermarket on the barbecue.

I've never eaten one that wasn't charcoal black. And honestly, that's the way I prefer them. That's the only way to eat it. Yeah, yeah. Charcoal black. How do you like your chicken, sir? Very well done. Very, very well.

Black, please. Zedian's brilliant, Clint. You are like a germphobe. How are you with, like, say, touching toilet door handles? I'm okay. I think I'm 50-50. I'm the kind of guy who will reach for the top corner of the door to open it. Yeah, I do that.

Yeah, reach as high as you can. Yep. And I go, oh, I'm over six foot. No one will be touching this. Like, I don't let anyone borrow my chapstick. Oh, no, that's good. That's good? That's good etiquette.

Okay. Okay, I'm just talking specifically about toilets here for a second. Right. I'll just. There's a new app out which allows you to open toilet doors, close toilet doors, lock toilet doors, put up toilet seats and flush toilets without touching them. How? So you log into this app.

It's called Good2Go. And one of the things it will do is it will find you a clean, unoccupied toilet. And if there's a queue for the toilet, a digital queue, it can put you in the queue as well so you don't have to go and stand there and you'll get a notification and go, your toilet is now ready. This is the future. Yeah, it's happening in San Francisco at the moment where Silicon Valley and stuff is, so they're rolling it out.

So that's great, right? Don't touch anything, hygienic. Here's where I foresee the issues. What if you get your toilet and you get into it, that's fine. And then you use the app to close the door and it goes, and it's all robotic. And then while you're sitting on the toilet, scrolling Instagram, you use up all your battery. Oh no. And then you can't unlock the toilet. You're going to have to get on the ground and crawl out. That's what you're going to have to do.

And that's where all the germs really are. Oh, yeah, you don't want to be doing that. As well. You know what's interesting? Just on this, off the back of this, when I used to live with my brother, I'd always have the problem of he would leave the toilet seat up. Yeah. All the time and it used to drive me insane.

Yeah. And I said to him a few times, I was like, mate, can you put the toilet seat down? Like you're never going to get a girlfriend. And he was like, oh, well, I have to touch it and put it up. You may as well touch it and put it down. Yeah. And you know how I eliminated the problem?

How? Every time I walked into the toilet and it was up, I would put it down with my hand and then I would go to where he was in the house and then I would touch his face.