ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 3rd 2020

Episode Date: August 3, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where Brie is furiously googling man with penis on arm. It'll make sense when you hear the podcast. It's in there. You're looking for a real picture of it. They're all blurred. Where's the ones where... Oh, there's lad who grew penis out of his leg. No, that's a different one. Oh, yeah, that looks fairly decent. Oh no, lad who grew a knob on his arm. This is it! Yeah, right. That's interesting wording Oh, no. Lad who grew a knob on his arm. This is it. Yeah, right. That's interesting wording for the headline. Lad who grew.

That's what it says. Can I see it? Oh, what is that? Oh. So they've obviously taken flesh from there. Yeah, I don't want to see it anymore. Thank you. Yeah, because it's amazing.

Have you guys, producers, have you ever seen like when, so say someone cuts their hand open or they cut a finger off and they sew the finger back on, but then they sew the hand inside the stomach? What? Haven't you seen that? Because it avoids infection? But also it's better blood flow.

And it helps regenerate. Yeah, yeah. So they sew your hand inside yourself for a while. Yeah, have you ever seen that? That's not true. No, it is true. I believe them. No, it is true. Yeah, yeah. So they sew your hand inside yourself for a while. Yeah, have you ever seen that? That's not true. No, it is true. I believe them. No, it is true.

It is true. I'm telling you. The more we say it's true, it sounds like it's not true. I feel like it's not. Wait, no. I swear. I thought that's a thing. I swear on my mum's life it's true.

They sew. No, they don't. They do. Hold on. I'll Google. It's like a different version of a skin graft or whatever. So what should I type in Why do they sew Yeah

If your hand's small enough They can just stick your hand Straight up your bum Okay now I know We're fully taking the mic Nice Or if your bum's big enough Shit bro

It says In order to keep The wounded hand alive We we opened the abdomen, took off the skin, and put it inside the cavity to protect it. Yeah, it is true. It is true. Not the bum one, the other one. Anyway, we don't need to convince Georgia.

What does that matter? Surgeons save man's mangled hand by sewing it back into his abdomen. I went to a cafe this morning, and there was an axolotl there. And the lady told us that. What the hell is an axolotl? Mexican walking fish. Oh. And the lady told us that they had to move it into its own tank

because one of the other axolotl bit that axolotl's entire leg off, like all the way up to the shoulder. Yeah. And axolotls slash Mexican walking fish, they just regenerate entire limbs. Yeah. Like wolverines. That's cool. And did like piccolo off Dragon Ball Z.

Yeah. And eventually an entire new arm just grew out of the place where the other one got. And what is it about them? What's going on in their genetic code and how do we get that into ours? Yeah. So if we have an accident, we can do we get that into ours? Yeah, well, they've probably done tests. So if we have an accident, we can regrow something,

you know? Yeah. Well, you know what's crazy? Like, when you actually think about it, you know, when you graze yourself or, like, you cut yourself,

we regenerate. I've always thought this about bones. Have you ever thought that? And their ability to find each other and find the right, because when you break your leg,

eventually it goes, oh, yeah, there's my other bone. I'll go and grab that and put them back together. Not always. Really? No. If you break something bad, like when my brother broke his arm, they, nah.

Right. Like his bones were kind of crossing over each other and they had to physically move them. How did he break it? I was kind of involved in that. Was it motorbike? No, I bounced him off that big giant's pillow thing. What are you whispering about? You know if you whisper on a

microphone we can still hear you. Turn your microphone off if you want to tell a secret. What are you whispering? It's absolutely nothing which is why that sounds so dramatic. There's nothing exciting to share here. Podcast admin for a second. Yeah, there's nothing exciting to share here. Podcast admin for a second. Yeah, there's been a few audio issues with the podcast this week.

Has there? Yeah, fluctuating levels. We've had to outsource the – we're being supported. We're getting some people to help us do this, but it's not the usual audio engineer and producer, Ben, who's putting out the podcast at the moment he's still um away but we're hoping to have him back with us this week what are the problems mean it's been too some of it's been too quiet i think i heard fledge phone omega we're having

those problems too yeah yeah yeah anyway um the person who's looking after the making of it is going to try and adjust it for this one. And if you want to send complaints, his email is... And it ain't mine. It's not Georgia's. Thank you to the person who's doing it. They're doing their best. We're all doing our best.

Isn't that a backhanded comment? They're doing their best. I'm talking about myself there. I'm doing my best We're very cryptic about where Ben is too Only because it's not our news to say He can say where he's been when he gets back If he wants, he's been unwell

He's okay now But the longer you're away and the less information It is, it's like a vacuum People start to make up their own stories And there's a thread running in our podcast group at the moment Where is producer Ben wrong answers only. And the leading suggestion is on vacation in Victoria. Oh, that's not good.

He wouldn't be able to get back. Some people are saying he never, you know, that beer that he was drinking when we were in Hamilton. Yeah. Some people are saying that that just, you know. That beer never ended. That beer never ended. That beer never ended. Yeah, yeah.

He's on it. Well, it was the day after that, the Monday after that, that he hasn't been back. So the rule from this is don't drink beers in Hamilton. Yeah, the never ending bender. Aye, aye, bender. Thanks, Georgia. Lovely input, Georgia. Thanks for that, Georgia. Yep. I've got to be here for something you know

Yeah no that was very good Let's go podcasting Ben if you're listening to this Can you please come back We miss you Not that we don't love having you Georgia We love having you and to be honest It's nice having an extra vagina in the room.

Another one here. And I'm great at one-liners. Yeah. No, you're a bloody cracker. Are you? You're a cracker. And you're real modest too, which we love. Yeah.

Bree's glad your vagina's here. Yeah. See you guys tomorrow. Thank you for lending us your vagina for the last couple of weeks. Bree and Clint. See you guys tomorrow. Thank you for lending us your vagina for the last couple of weeks. Thanks to the new Sunrise Brown Rice Chips, which are available in three delicious flavours, including Smokehouse Barbecue and Paprika, we've got $500 cash to give away every day.

Yeah, this is awesome. And also a Sunrise Brown Rice Chips prize pack. And all you have to do is chip in with the end of the lyrics. People with a chance at $500 today. Natalie, hi. Hi, Nat. Hi. You're going to go head to head with Olivia.

Hi, Olivia. Hi. Now, a good knowledge of the ZM playlist will get you through in this competition. It's nothing too obscure. We haven't got any Beatles songs or anything like that in there. They'll all be songs that you know, okay? Or you should know. What's going to happen is

the song is going to start playing and then it's going to stop. What we want is the lyrics from the point of where it stops. But if you think you know them, you need to buzz in with your name first to have a go. Do you understand?

Yep. Alright, so wait for the lyrics to stop and if you know it, buzz in with your name. Good luck, everybody. Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine. No. I gotta be down because I want it all. It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

It was only a kiss. Now, I heard Olivia buzz in. And we did say you need to buzz in with your name. And the rules are you do need to buzz in. So, Olivia, can you complete the line for us, please? Yeah, it was only a kiss. Can we get a little bit more than that as well? How did I end up like this?

It was only a kiss. And? Do I need to keep going? Yeah, keep going. Oh, my God. Okay. How did I end up like this? It was God. Okay. It was only a kiss. How could I eat that like that?

It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss. Ah! It was only a kiss. Well done, Olivia. We've got $500 for you thanks to Sunrise Brown Rice Chips. Woo! God, that was tense.

That was tense. You had it. You just need to push that a little bit more. Honestly, I thought I was going to have to discipline one of you for not waiting until the lyrics finished. There was a lot going on there. Well done. A Sunrise brown rice chips prize back in.

$500 cash for you, Olivia. Nice work, Liv. There you go. Playing at 3 o'clock because they are the perfect 3 o'clock snack made using Australian whole grain brown rice. Oh, that's good. Bloody Bree's Australian. She'll enjoy those chips.

I bloody love them. Bree and Clint. Remember that thing, I don't know how many years ago it was now, the Yanny or Laurel? Laurel. What are you here? Laurel. Laurel.

Laurel. Laurel. We all remember it. Everyone... Oh, God, this really tore the world apart, this. Everyone went nuts. It was the same as the gold and white dress or the black and blue dress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same thing.

Yeah. Where everyone couldn't agree on it and just went mad. And then a couple of years ago, I remember there was a really similar one and it was Green Needle or Brainstorm. Yeah. And it went viral on Twitter and then kind of died down a bit but it's actually resurfaced on TikTok because they're now doing it as like a visual test as well.

Yeah, okay. So essentially they've got a piece of audio where they believe that if you think green needle, green needle in your mind, then you'll hear green needle. Yeah. If you think and picture brainstorm in your mind, you will then hear brainstorm. Right, okay.

But that's what they're saying. Yeah. So let's test it out. The producers are out there so we can have more people involved in the test. What are we going to do first? Look at producer Georgia. She's entranced by this.

I'd never heard of that one at all. Okay, so let's do it together. Think green needle. Okay, everyone's do it together Think green needle Everyone think green needle Picture green needle in your mind And you can do this too listening You don't have to close your eyes Just think green needle

So it's not the first sound you hear It's the second sound Are you ready? Okay here we go Green needle Okay did everybody hear green needle? What did we all hear? I heard green needle

I heard green needle I heard green needle too. I heard Green Needle, yes. I heard Green Needle too. Okay, all right, okay. Same piece of audio. Now picture in your mind and think brainstorm. Are you ready? Green Needle.

No way. Now the cynical amongst you will go, well, Clint's played two different pieces of audio. But we really haven't. I haven't. So this time, think whichever one you want. Everybody think about, don't tell each other what we're thinking, but definitely think of one of those two things. So this is the way to test whether we're playing the same audio.

Yeah, yeah. So yeah, think whatever, think Green Needle or Brainstorm. Here we go. Okay, what did everybody hear? Three, two, one. Green Needle. Yeah, see? See?

It's the same audio. It's the same one. Yeah. I thought Green Needle, but I heard Brainstorm. Yeah, right. What's the second thing is... You're an anomaly. The weird thing about this is your brain can be tricked

into hearing what it wants to hear. That's the really scary bit about it for me. So it's even more interesting because online, when you watch a video, if you actually look at the word, it's even more prevalent when you hear it. So if you're looking at the word brainstorm, it's really booming. Do you want one more? Let's do one more. Hang on one more. So listen.

Brainstorm. Brainstorm. Brainstorm that time. Yeah, right. Did you know there's another way to reinterpret that as well, brainstorm brainstorm brainstorm that time brainstorm random yeah right did you know there's another way to reinterpret that as well where if you think about something

that you really like if you think positively about something and this is the bit of the audio that I don't understand if you think positively about something that you really like

it's going to influence one way or the other but I don't want to tell you which one it is so think about something that you love right now and then tell me what you hear. Bazinga.

What'd you hear? I heard Green Needle. I heard, yeah, Green Needle too. You're right. You guys are idiots, eh? Bree and Clint. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, huge rumours that Ellen is not only finished, but they've already found a replacement for her TV show. Yes, there is, and would you believe none other than one of the most likeable guys in Hollywood, James Corden, is being considered. Apparently, this is all rumours for now, nothing has been confirmed. The rumour is James Gordon would be the one to replace Ellen as the host of that time slot for that day. Now, here's the thing. As you may know,

just to bring everyone up to speed, lots of first rumours about Ellen's personality. Some, you know, from good sources. Some from just random security guards and things like that. Then, second to that, recently there was an investigation by Warner into her staff that they were allegedly a toxic work environment,

which included harassment within the staff. So three of the producers of the show have been caught out for harassment and different allegations. Nothing has been filed yet, but apparently some of them are getting fired. And now the next part, Ellen apologized saying she basically didn't know what was going on. Not sure how much I believe that.

Yeah. Anyway, and now James Corden being considered to replace her if she even gets the act. So it's a big story and it's developing. It's a strange one because you don't just replace Ellen. It's not going to be Ellen hosted by James Corden. It's going to have to be a whole new show, right? They'd have to just, they'd bin it and start again.

I mean, I think the James Corden thing's a bit of a media beat up. I think they're just trying to ride on the coattails of this whole story. You wouldn't watch the James show? The James show? I love his late, late show. I do really like it. I just think this is a bit of a, you know, they're trying to add fuel to the fire.

It's massive, though, that she's come out and commented, though, and the fact that she's apologising. It kind of gives the whole movement credibility, right, Dean? But she's apologising that she didn't know about it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of different. Isn't it crazy that this whole thing started from some random dude doing one tweet?

Yeah. It kind of did, didn't it? And it snowballed from there. Yeah, right. Okay, well, that's the latest with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Next on the show we're going to do a taste test. Oh yeah. You're doing a

taste test. I'm doing a taste test. Why do I all of a sudden not sound so keen on this? It's going to be delicious. Why do I don't believe you that it's going to be delicious? No, trust me. No sarcasm at all. We'll do a taste test next on the show. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Something we like to do on this show is a good old-fashioned taste test. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. Look, Clint, I've found something online, and I feel like, you know, this is going to be the next big thing. I think, you know, obviously here either you try it or I try it. Yeah.

I think you're going to try this this afternoon. Right, because you think I'll enjoy it? I think this is for you because I actually don't drink this particular thing. Okay. Whereas you do. Beer. No, I drink plenty. I probably drink more beer than you. So I was just thinking of what I like to drink. Raro. Is it Raro? Beer. No, what? I drink plenty. I probably drink more beer than you.

So I was just thinking of what I like to drink. Raro. Is it Raro? No. So I saw online that apparently Coca-Cola will be bringing out a coffee infused drink expected to hit the shelves in the States in January

2021. Coffee Coke. Coffee Coke. Coffee Coke. Caffeine, caffeine. Caffeine. There's going to be three different flavours. There's going to be a dark blend. Yeah. There's going to be a vanilla and there's going to be a caramel.

Right. Okay. Interesting. So they're going to be offered in 12-ounce cans and essentially I think the caffeine, so it says here Coca-Cola with coffee has more than double the amount of caffeine and half the calories of normal Coke. Okay, well, I'm keen. So you're keen? Yeah. Obviously, we don't have.

Oh, that's right. I forgot about the bit that I'll be having your bootleg version. Well, we have to make our own. So what I've got here is some instant coffee. Oh, couldn't you have at least gone and got a good shot of espresso? You be grateful. I'm slaved over this. Is it dry instant coffee?

Yes. No, no, we've pre-melted it. You just sit there and wait. Okay, well, I just want to know what I'm putting in my body. And now I've got a can of Coke. Yeah, if you can get into it. Hold on. Got it.

Sorry, I had to put it on the table. All right, a can of Coke. Yeah. So you simply just pour that. I want it to look a bit fizzy. Can I get more Coke in there, please? Yeah, hold on. Come on.

I'm the chef. Yeah, right. Okay, I'm going to pour the Coke in here. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Bit much head. Bit too much froth.

There we go. So you give that a go. It. Oh. Bit much head. Bit too much froth. There we go. So you give that a go. It's our own bootleg version. I think it's going to be quite nice. Coffee Coke. Coffee Coke. Oh, it feels very thick.

Oh. Look, it's stuck to the teaspoon. How much coffee is in here? Just a touch. All right. Here we go. Bon appetit, everybody. Give it a whirl. It tastes like pure coffee.

I mean, it's yum, but... Is it? Do you like it? Well, I like coffee and I like Coke, so... Oh, it's very bitter. Just so you know, you're probably not going to sleep for three days. How much coffee's in there? Oh, about ten teaspoons. Oh!

Brie and Clint. It's time for... Please warn a Megan. going to sleep for three days. How much coffee's in there? Oh, about ten teaspoons. Oh! That's right, we're giving away $50,000 thanks to our friends at Save My Bacon, a safe place to borrow money online, and Fletch, Warner, Megan's famous fact of the day. Yeah, all you have to do is listen out for fact of the day in the mornings with Fletch, Warner, Megan, and then answer a simple question with us about what that fact was.

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Okay, next question. 8.25 tomorrow morning with Fletch, Fawn and Megan. Georgia asks a question at midday. That's worth $500. And we ask a question at four. That's also worth $400. Thanks for saving my bacon. So much money. How long has the term

or Stop Being a Karen, how long's that been going around for now? I think it's because before she had a name, she was the speak to the manager lady. Yeah. And there was a speak to the manager haircut. Karen's really come into existence in 2020, hasn't she? Yeah, I think she, yeah, she's hit her peak, I think, in 2020.

Yeah. She's become a verb. Yeah, pretty much. And, I mean, it's because of women like, I think, in 2020. Yeah. She's become a verb. Yeah, pretty much. And I mean, it's because of women like, you know, the last one last week that went to Bunnings, refused to wear a mask. You remember this lady? I don't even have to have this conversation with you

because you're not authorised by the Australian government to even question me. As I said, it's just a condition of entry. I don't care. It doesn't apply to me. It is unlawful and it is discriminatory and it is illegal. And I'm going to continue going in here and getting what I need because it is unlawful for you to do that. Karens will often cite BS legal terms that they don't actually understand.

And like that Karen, they'll do it to a regular employee. So someone who doesn't actually have the ability to solve your problem, they're just earning $18 an hour and wearing the Bunnings apron. They just need to make a few dollars, leave them alone. But you know what? I think Karens need a break. Karens need a break. Karens need a break because not all Karens are like that.

Right. And I feel like, you know, it's only fair. What's the male version of a Karen? Oh, I see what you're saying. Well, first of all, you need to, so Karen is just slang for people who do that. And you're right, it's not all Karens. I've got an Auntie Karen. She's bloody lovely.

Yeah. But. But is there a male version? Is there a male version? Are there, I'm just going to put it out there for argument's sake, are there men who go into establishments like this? Of course there is. Is there?

Absolutely. Don't men have their heads screwed on and they're very cool, calm and collected most of the time? No, no, I'm joking, I'm joking. You tell me. What's the male version of a Karen? I don't actually know. But I know that that exists, but I feel like, you know, could we start something? If Karens have a Karen haircut, which is short at the back

and then longer at the front, what do male Karens have? Oh, it's like a real short back and sides. It's short back and sides, right? Absolutely. It's almost like the flat military top. Yeah, real sensible, always trimmed. Yeah, okay. Like perfect.

Yeah, that's the kind of guy that's going in. That's a male Karen. And asking for the manager. Okay, what's he wearing? Cargo shorts? No, he's wearing a sensible slack. Oh, okay. I feel like.

Like a loose fitting chino. Yeah. Right, okay. Like maybe a brown. Yes. And not like a nice brown. Right. I'm going to say they're zip off cargo pants.

Oh, yeah, zip off cargo pants would work. But they are brown. Yeah, they're brown. But what's his name? What is our male Karen's name? Do you have any ideas? Do you have an idea? Brendan comes to mind straight away.

And there'll be Brendans listening, and I'm sorry. I'm just throwing it out there as a suggestion because I'm just saying what comes to mind straight away. Yeah. What's your name for a male Karen? I feel like I want to go. Because I've also got a family member called Brendan. Yeah, so now you're offending him. I feel

like when I picture this guy for some reason, his name is something like Ian. Ian. Hi, my name's Ian. Stop being an Ian. Yeah, I'd like to speak to the manager. You're being such an Ian. Ian can work. We've had this polling on our Brinklin Instagram. Producer Anastasia,

what are the leading suggestions for the name for a male Karen? So a couple of the runner-up ones are Steve and Derek, which are proving to be quite popular. Steve and Derek. But the main one, and I think people are confusing this with Karen,

they're just saying Kevin because it both starts with a K. The text machine is going ballistic right now. And there's so many people that are writing what they think it is. Do you know who's married to my Auntie Karen? Kevin. Uncle Kevin.

No. Of course he is. There we go. Decision made. A lot of people saying Kevin. Some people saying Ken. Ken. Ken.

Yeah. Other people saying Colin. Colin. Greg. Yeah. Yeah, this is the difference. We're not asking for what is the literal male version of Karen. We're asking what is a male Karen called, if that makes sense.

Who is that? Yeah, what name are we giving that character? It can be Kevin. If it's Kevin, it's Kevin. But let's get some phone calls in on it. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. What is the male version of a Karen?

Brianne Clint. Or you can text us on 9696. What is the male version of a Karen? We're on the hunt to find the male version of a Karen because it's about time. They need a name. The Karens are copping all the heat. We know that the male versions are out there. The guys that want to speak to the manager, they've got those zipped off cargo pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Short back and sides. What's his name? And what's his footwear as well? Do we know what sort of footwear he's wearing, yeah, yeah. What's his name though? Short back and sides. What's his name? And what's his footwear as well? Do we know what sort of footwear he's wearing? Oh, yeah, what's his footwear? I reckon he's wearing, do you know what a nomad sandal is? Yes, with a sock. Yeah, oh, yeah, okay.

Yeah. Or any form of leather sandal, Velcro leather sandal. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's about right. But what's his name, our male Karen? Hi, Claire. Hi. Claire, what's his name, our male Karen? Hi, Claire. Hi.

Claire, what's his name? Tim. Tim. Right. Do you know a Tim that you think this about? Yes, it's my ex-husband. Oh, your ex-husband Tim is a Karen. Yep, for sure.

No, he's a Tim. He's a Tim. What made him a Tim? Many things, but one story that sticks out, he's a professional. He's a Tim. What made him a Tim? Many things, but one story that sticks out, he's a professional and as such has professional qualification associated with a professional body. Yes. And early on in his professional career,

this particular professional body decided to change their website and update it. Yeah. And the background colour they used was purple. Now, he doesn't like purple, so he wrote them a very strong email explaining why they shouldn't have chosen purple and what a big mistake it was. This, may I add, a professional body

that is a royal institute in the UK. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Your ex is such a Karen. Come on, Tim. That is a real Karen move, isn't it? Move on, Tim. Okay, Tim's on the list. Let's ask Chanel. Hi, Chanel.

Hi, Chanel. Hi. What's me and Karen's name? Nick. Nick? Old Roman sandal Nick. Nick to me is quite a young name, though. Like...

They can be a bit... You know, what's the matching name with Nick? Okay? Nicola. They can be a little... No, they can be a little, you know, what's the matching name with Nick? Okay. Nicola. They can be a little, no, they can be a little bit of. Richard. Oh, no, you're asking what does Nick rhyme with? Oh, Nick, yeah, pretty much.

Right. Stop being such a Nick head. Just don't be a Nick. Yeah. Don't be a Nick. You're such a, yeah, right. That kind of works. Okay, thanks, Chanel.

We like it. Someone said the male version of Karen would wear white New Balance sneakers with a navy blue logo. Yep. Oh, yeah. They're comfy. Dad's names. Comfy as.

Yeah. Yeah. Hannah, hi. Hi. We're going to coin our male Karen's. What is his name? I think his name should be Trevor. Trevor.

Oh, yeah. It sort of just flows. Like, don't be a Trev. Don't be such a big Trev. Like, come on, stop being a Trevor. Oh, yeah. It sort of just flows. Like, don't be a Trev. Don't be such a big Trev. Stop being a Trevor. Yeah. Can we run some of these other options we've got on the text machine past you? There's so many.

Sure. Someone said Russell. Someone else said Bernard. Bernard? Bernard, that just reminds me of the dog. Yeah. A lot of people saying Nigel. Nigel.

And a lot of people also saying Chad. Chad, yeah. That is very popular. I like Nigel because Nigel goes Nigel No-Mate. Yeah, I thought of Nigel No-Mate. Stop being such a Nigel. Yeah. Again, look, this is all rough to anyone who's got that name listening.

What about Clint? No. Stop being a Clint.. What about Clint? No. Stop being a Clint. No. You know? No. What do you think about that, Hannah? It slightly does wrong with your tongue.

No. And here's the issue. If I complain, you guys are going to go, the name's perfect. So I'm screwed either way. Nice, Hannah. Stop Clint. All right? Stop complaining. Stop being a Clint. I'm going to go. Nice, Hannah, nice. Stop Clint, all right?

Stop complaining. Stop being a Clint. I'm going to go speak to your manager. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's The Lash with Neon. So much good stuff to give away at the moment, just like so many good shows to watch on Neon. They've merged with Lightbox to bring you the best

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Um, yeah, somewhat. Pretty good. These shows today are iconic. They are. You'll both know these. They're huge. What you're going to hear, they're going to start playing. If you want to have a go, you can buzz in with your name. But if you get it wrong, the other person's going to get a free guess.

But if you get it right, you get that $500, okay? Cool. All right, we did both TV shows. Here come the two themes. Abby. Abby. Breaking Bad. And?

Oh, no. Oh. You haven't got the other one, have you? No. Okay, Nicole, you get a free guess. Oh, God. If you can't get it, that's okay. We can keep playing them.

I'll just say, like, The Sopranos or something. Okay, no, it's not The Sopranos. Good effort, but no. Okay, let's go again. Good luck, guys. Buzz in as soon as you know what the other one is. Nicole. Nicole's in.

Nicole, what have you got? Is it the Hills? It is. It is the Hills. Congratulations. You've just won yourself $500 cash and a neon subscription. Thank you, Brian. No worries.

Nice work. Ilucky, Abby. But, oh, yeah. And the new season of The Hills also is not bad. Is it good? Well, I quite liked it, yeah, but when you're watching it, you're like, oh, this is all scripted. You can switch on your 14-day free trial at NeonTV.co.nz

right now. T's and C's apply. Bree and Clint. Okay, let's get back to our cliffhanger.nz right now. T's and C's apply. Bree and Clint. Okay, let's get back to our cliffhanger. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me?

Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. Yeah, this is where you guys get to tell some crazy stories or three quarters of them and then three different endings and someone has to pick the real one. Hannah, are you still there? Yep. Tell us three quarters of your not very long story again. So basically not so long ago I was

riding just a little kid's two wheel scooter. I'd had a few beverages under my belt and then... Okay, producer Anastasia, what are the options? Option A was I decided this was the perfect time to hit the skate park. Long story short, turns out I'm frigging amazing at the scooter when I'm drunk.

Hashtag backflip. You and me both, Hannah. It's definitely some Hannah language there too. Option B was I crashed and knocked out my front two teeth. Yeah, that sounds painful. And option C was I somehow managed to lose control hitting three parked cars on the street, including a Bentley. Turned out to be a pretty expensive scooter ride. All of them a possibility, but only one of them is correct. Bree and I wrote the other ones.

Jeremy, hi. Hello, Jeremy. Hello. Can you smell BS when you hear it? Jeremy. Oh. Can you smell BS when you hear it? Jeremy. Oh, sorry. I reckon it is C. You reckon it's C, did you say?

Yep, C. C being? And which, what was that option, Anastasia? That was, I somehow managed to lose control hitting three parked cars on the street, including a Bentley. Hannah, how's your cliffhanger actually end? So I fell off the scooter and I knocked out my two front teeth on the concrete. That means, Hannah, you get to keep your mobile fuel.

How long ago did this happen? This was at New Year's time. Oh, no. Have you got new teeth yet? They put them back in. They shoved them back in there. Really? Wait, so they didn't snap off.

They actually just came out. One came out fully and the other one just snuffed off at the base, so we just shoved it back in there. I lost half a front tooth on Christmas Eve once. It's so hard to find a good dentist at that time of year as well. Yeah, definitely. It wasn't pretty. Hannah, can you just explain to me,

so did you have to look around for your teeth on the ground? Yes, yeah, I did. I didn't realise what was sort of happening and then I looked down and my little tooth was just sitting on the concrete. How many scooters have you ridden since then? None. None, I didn't think so. Yeah, perfect.

She rides skateboards now. Motocross, no helmet. Well done, Hannah. Free mobile so. Yeah, perfect. She rides skateboards now. Yeah, she does. Motocross, no helmet. Well done, Hannah. Free mobile fuel coming out to you. That's cliffhangers. That's how it works. Nice work, mate. Brie and Clint.

I found out something pretty crazy about myself yesterday. You're Australian. No, I knew that I was Australian. You looked in the mirror and you went, Cor, blimey. I think I'm Aussie. No. It's quite a weird thing that I found out about myself

and I've never realised it. And yesterday, for some reason, I was talking about it with my flatmate Claudia. Yes. And it's pretty much something called, I've researched it, aphantasia. Aphantasia. And it essentially means that basically my mind is blind.

Okay. Which is quite a weird thing to kind of understand. But the best way I can describe it is that there's only 2% of the people in the population that have this. That are a-fantastic. Yeah. And so essentially when you close your eyes and I tell you to picture a horse, you will see a horse. I do see a horse, yeah.

Yeah. And I can ask you what color is that horse and usually you'll be able to tell me. Yeah. what colour is that horse, and usually you'll be able to tell me. Whereas when you have aphantasia, like myself, I don't see anything. Right. I see absolutely nothing. I've never seen anything. I literally just see black. Which is so weird to me because that sounds like you don't have an imagination,

but I know that you do because you're a creative person yeah so how does that work how do you visualize things like if you have an idea that you want to get out like say you had a video that you wanted to create how do you visualize the video before you make it it's really hard to describe and I've only just learned this about myself so I don't really know that much about it but I when I close my eyes I can picture it like kind of, but I don't see anything. It's really strange. So like I actually thought about this and you know, like the sayings like picture this or daydream, visualize, counting sheep.

Yes. That's all meant nothing to me because I've never seen anything. How do you, so this is the bit I don't understand. How do you – say you're online shopping. Yeah. How do you picture yourself inside a coat? Like how do you see it on your body and go, oh, I think I'd look good in that?

Do you do that? Yeah. I don't do that. I look at it and I put myself in the – because that's how I figure out if it would look good on me. Right. I imagine myself inside the item. See, this is wild to me

that I'm only just learning this about myself. If you had to paint a house, how would you know what colour you wanted the house to be if you couldn't imagine what colour the house was going to be? I guess I'd do it on the computer and see what it looks like. Bizarre. You know when people say, I've also

thought more about, you know when people say, oh, if you're nervous, just picture the crowd naked? Yeah. I've never been able to see the crowd naked, but you creeps are all picturing the crowd naked. I don't think we actually pictured the crowd naked. Are you sure?

Well, well. Are you sure you've never pictured someone naked? Can you picture me naked right now? I'm telling you, and I don't want to do that. Bree and Clint. Have you blocked someone on social media? Maybe you were trying to hide something from them. I don't know what the reason is, but I heard this story from someone. I'm not mates with them, but I heard it from someone else,

and apparently she blocked nearly her whole family on social media. Yeah, right. And I was like why what for so apparently she didn't really or she doesn't really have the best relationship with her dad yeah like they have a relationship but not really like it's pretty basic they don't really see each other or talk to each other she was getting married and she was like, this is really awkward. And you've had a wedding, so you would know that the inviting different people is quite awkward. Some people, you can't invite everyone.

You can't invite everyone. And it's really awkward for the line ball people. Yeah. See, that's the worst. Anyway, she decided that she didn't want to invite her dad. Fair enough. If she doesn't have a relationship with him, that's fair enough. She said, I don't really have a relationship with him.

And then she goes, the biggest thing is that I would feel awkward because I wouldn't, I'd get someone else to walk me down the aisle. Yeah. I think her stepdad or someone. Yeah. She's like, so that would just make it awkward for me. I just, you know, it was just easier to not have him there. Yeah.

Anyway, so she decided she came up with this plan. She's going to block him on social media so he can't see photos or stuff that she's been tagged in. Okay, yeah. Anyway, she then decided that she would block everyone else connected with him. Right. Not that she didn't invite anyone else,

but she blocked everyone else To pretty much try and not get it back to him So that they couldn't comment or share Exactly So it wouldn't come up So that it wouldn't go third party through to him Right, okay, interesting Or they, you know, they might post it, you know, I don't know

Yeah But anyway Or we keep the dad out of being able to see it Do you reckon it's worth it? Oh, look, look, not being in this situation myself, I feel like it's simpler to probably just send dad a text and go, hey, we don't have a very good relationship, just so you know you're not invited to the wedding.

Seems simple. Seems simple and straightforward. But I don't have to send that text, so I can say that from here. Quite difficult. Yeah. Whereas blocking feels easier because it's just a click. And they don't know. Yes.

However. It's running from your problems. Exactly. It's kicking the problem down the road. Yeah. Because guess what? Dad's going to find out that you got married eventually. And you're going to have to deal with this problem sooner or later.

But she didn't want to deal with it right then. And you know what? Good on you. Do whatever you need to do to enjoy your wedding day, I think. It's your day. Have I ever blocked someone? I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember.

I mean, I've blocked a couple of trolls on Instagram before. I want to know if you've blocked someone. I've been blocked. By who? Family member. Why? I don't really know, to be honest. Oh, you don't know?

I don't really know. Okay, so how did you know that you were blocked? Because so-and-so, so-and-so, someone I know said, oh, I saw such-and-such was doing such-and-such the other day. And I said, oh, where did you see that? And they said, on their Instagram account. And I said, they don't have Instagram. And they go, oh, oh, I mean, I don't know why. It probably wasn't them.

And then it came out. Yeah, they got, yeah. Oh, no. So they got busted. Something about me, like maybe, I don't know why. It probably wasn't them. And then it came out. Yeah, they got. Oh, no. So they got busted. Something about me. Like maybe, I don't know. Maybe I gave off a vibe where they just didn't want me to say it. There's probably a reason.

There'll be a reason. It's probably not that bad. Yeah. You know, I think we've all blocked someone at some point or another. Who have you blocked? Look, I'm not going to name names because that's, you know, doesn't really matter. I've blocked people before where I find them a little bit too much. Toxic? Oh.

No, no, no, on social media. Yeah. Not for my life. I don't care about that, but they post quite a lot of aggressive content about, you know, stuff that's happening in politics. So have you blocked them or muted them? I think I've muted them. Yeah, right, because that's happening in politics. So have you blocked them or muted them? I think I've muted them. Yeah, right, because that's quite different.

It's quite different to actually blocking someone. Right. Yeah. I'd be interested to know why people have blocked people. Like what was your reasoning for going, you know what, no more of you. Might be a family member. I'm blocking you.

Yeah, might be a friend, like an ex-friend or something like that. Or maybe you blocked for positive reasons because you had a secret that you just, like maybe there's a side of your life you didn't want other people to know about. Yeah. That's what we want to know. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Why did you block someone on social media?

Bree and Clint. Someone who's blocked a few people on social media. It's Cabaldi. I'd say so. It's by the sounds of the songs. That's what we're talking about. Have you ever blocked someone this afternoon? Which I feel like is pretty relatable. We've all probably been there before where we've blocked someone

or deleted someone, but the texts are coming through thick and fast. A lot of people saying that they've done this before. Someone said, it was me. I didn't get blocked. I got deleted from Facebook by my stepsister because she didn't get invited to my wedding. Oh, right. Ooh, salty.

Someone else said, yeah, I blocked my stepmom and all of my dad's family because I was moving overseas and I had told them that I was only going for a holiday. Yeah, right. You want to start afresh, do a clean break. Kristen, did you block someone? Yeah, I used to be a nanny for some kids. And as I got older, obviously, they started getting social media.

So I've had to block them, mainly for my stories, just to see the antics that happen on the weekends. Yeah, right, right, right. I always think that about you guys, like nannies and also teachers, how you would have two. You'd live like a double life. You're a very clean-cut, nannying, teacher, right. I always think that about you guys, like nannies and also teachers. Teachers, yeah, yeah. You live like a double life. There's your very clean-cut nannying, teachering life. Same with people who are in the police, you know?

Like I feel like, you know. You can't. Yes, yeah, you can't really post that stuff on social media. You can't be out on the beat one day and then cracking a NOS cracker the next on your social media. Alana, hi. Hi. Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Did you block someone on social media? I was actually the one that was blocked. Okay. Oh, no, why? Yeah. Well, I was going out with this Aussie guy, which is probably where the starter story goes wrong, but I was in Australia.

Yeah. And this guy that I was going out with, he had a friend, and they were like uni buddies and stuff like this. And the friend had set up some kind of block that meant when he posted images on my boyfriend's page, I couldn't see them. Yeah, so it's just singling you out. That was very interesting. Yeah, there was one particular image of him with multiple females

draped all over him. Wow. Yes. I caught him out cheating. I mean, gutsy of that guy to be like, if I block her, I can still post this and it's not going to get back to you. How dumb are you to put it on the internet

and you've just blocked that one person? It's like they think you're... That's the thing. It was his friend that did it, so his friend blocked me. Yeah, yeah,. It was his friend that did it, so his friend blocked me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So his boyfriend had posted it, yeah. They both sound like idiots, to be honest.

Thanks, Alana. Eva's here. Hi, Eva. Hi, Eva. Hi. Who did you block on social media? I blocked my sister. You blocked your own sister?

Why your sister? Why? So it's probably like after hearing the ones that have just been said, I feel a little bit pathetic and petty. Now go on. I blocked her for not buying cat food. What? I literally blocked her on everything, like deleted her contacts.

Was like, nah, you're done. Why did she need to buy cat food? Well, it's the family cat and she was like out and so I was thinking, oh, she could get it from Pagansay and drop it home the family cat, and she was, like, out, and so I was thinking, oh, she could get it from Peggy's and drop it home to, like, mine, like, because she lives, like, two minutes away. How long ago was this? How long ago was this, Eva?

Like, literally, like, probably, like, a month ago. But we're good now because it was her birthday. Right, but you blocked her because she didn't buy cat food. I'd hate to see what you'd do if she slept with your boyfriend or something. Annabelle, finish it off. Anything as serious buy cat food. I'd hate to see what you'd do if she slept with your boyfriend or something. Annabelle, finish it off. Anything as serious as cat food, the reason you blocked somebody? Oh, my God.

I'm still laughing at the cat food. Oh, my God. Don't mess with me and the cat food. Eva started that chat with, I feel a little bit petty. A little bit petty? Just something minor petty. Yeah. So I basically blocked, I went on my real Instagram account

and I blocked every single person, like, of my friends to make a new Instagram account to be, like, a social media influencer. Did you? Really? And how's it going? Like, it's okay. Not too bad. Your voice went high there.

It's fine. Have you got a whole other life as a social media influencer that none of your friends and family know about? Yes, I live a double life. Do you really? Are you making a good point? Like, I mean, more than I was, for sure. Go on, drop your handle.

Go and drop us your Instagram handle. You'll know who I am. Yeah, people will know. So wait, Annabelle, can I ask, why wouldn't you just keep your real-life profile going and your fake influencer life going? I don't understand. Real life profile. I do. It is. Everyone's blocked from the new one.

Oh, everyone's blocked from the new one. The influencer has everyone blocked. Gotcha. And why don't you want your friends and family to know that you're an influencer? Is it that shameful? Oh, no, it's not shameful. It's just like I just share a bit too much information sometimes. You're right. And by information, do you mean your bottom cheeks? Thanks, Annabelle.

You get it, girl. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, if you've never heard this before, this is where you guys get to call us up

and we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. Ruby's going to play first. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi. Now, you're doing this for your mum, correct? Yes.

Okay, perfect. What's your mum's name, Ruby? Sarah. Okay, perfect. What is your mum's birthday? 27th of March, 1982. All right, so she was 16 in 1998 on the 27th of March. Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, yeah.

Do we have it? Yeah. This one? Yeah, I got it, yeah, I got it. Okay, perfect. Yeah. And this is her birthday bang Do you know this song, Ruby? I don't know

No, okay That's Will Smith And your mum has Will Smith He was the Fresh Prince of Balea She's got a good one, Ruby She'll like it, okay So good work, well done She'll love it

Who are we going to do next? You tell me. Let's do BJ next. BJ. Hi, BJ. G'day, mate. Yes, hello. How's it going? You have a good weekend, BJ? Yeah, I have a good weekend.

Good stuff, BJ. Have a few drinks with the boys? Nah, don't drink. Oh, cool. Well, lovely to have the boys? Nah, no drink. Oh, good on you, BJ. Well, lovely to have you on the show. What's your birthday? 21st of March, 1986. Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 21st of March.

And BJ, this is your birthday banger. I can be your hero, baby. Oh, Enrique Iglesias. BJ, correct me if I'm wrong. I feel like that suits you. Possibly. Possibly. God, he's a hard man to read, BJ, isn't he?

He's a hard man to read. He's a mystery wrapped up inside an enigma. Emma, you're doing the last birthday banger today. Hi. Hi. How's it going, Emma? Good, I'm good. Thanks.

How are you? Not too bad. What's your birthday? 22nd of December, 1998. Right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 22nd of December. And in 2014, this had a number one hit. Tell me where the freaks at.

Oh, power ballads. Savage. Savage. Savage and Timmy Trump at Freaks. That's a good one, Emma. Yeah, my mum loves to sing along to that song. Does she? Your mum does. What a rad mum.

Your mum's a freak as well. Well done. Don't call her mum. No, like freak. Like freak. Like good kind of freak. She really is. Yeah, she's a freaky bitch, you know.

She is, eh, Emma? No. Yeah, she really is. Yeah, she's a freaky bitch, you know. She is, eh, Emma? No. Yeah, she really is. Yeah, she is. See, Emma knows. If I know Emma's mum, then I think I do. Hey, I think Will Smith getting jiggy with it should be the winner of birthday banger I think so too.

You agree? For Ruby's mum, Sarah. Ruby, are you still with us? Well done. You won. Thank you. You're welcome. No worries. Tell your mum, turn it up. This is. You're welcome. No worries.

Tell your mum, turn it up. This is her birthday banger. Who's more excited, you or your mum? My mum. Yeah, good, because you don't know this song at all, do you? This one's for Sarah. Bree and Glenn, here's birthday bangers. Hit him. Psycho rim, a new joint hit. Just can't sit. Gotta get jiggy with it. That's it. Now, honey, honey, come ride.

TKNY, all up in my eyes. You got a strata, bag with a lot of stuff in it. Give it to your friend, let's spin. Everybody looking at me, glancing at kid. Wishing they was dancing a jig here with this handsome kid. Sicking cigar right from Cuba Cuba. I just bite it. It's for the look.

I don't light it. It'll weigh the MA on the end. Stay role playing. Give it up, jiggy. Make it feel like foreplay. Yo, my cardio is infinite. Big Willie Styles all like it. We'll be right back. See me on the 50-yard line with the Raiders. Met Ali, he told me I'm the greatest. I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser. DJ play another from the prison is sure high nips. Only bad chicks riding my whips. South to the west, to the east, to the north.

Bump my hips and watch them go off or go off. Forget Cheshire, you don't stop me. In the winter or the summertime, I makes it hot. Getting jiggy with them. Getting jiggy with it. Summer time. 50 IS if you need a lift. Who's the kid in the drop? Who else will slip? Living that life, some consider a myth. Rock from South Street to 125th. Women used to tease me. Give it to me now, nice and easy.

Sets a mood up like Georgia Weezy. Cream to the maximum. I'll be axing them. Would you like to bounce with your brother? That's platinum. Never see Will attacking them. Rather play ball with Shaq and them. Flatten them.

Like getting. Thought I took a spell, but I didn't. Trust the lady of my life. She hitting. Hit her with a drop top with the ribbon. Crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly. You trying to flex on me? Don't be silly.

Getting jiggy with it. Getting jiggy with it. Getting jiggy with it. Getting jiggy with it. ZDM Brian Clint that's Will Smith getting jiggy with it the winner of Birthday Banger for Ruby's Mum

Sarah it's a good one I saw he posted a Instagram video I think of him Smith, again, jiggy with it, the winner of Birthday Banger for Ruby's Mum. Sarah. It's a good one. I saw he posted an Instagram video, I think, of him using a skipping rope the other day. And someone wrote in the comments beneath it, Whoa, be careful, man. Don't get into an entanglement. Oh, God. Because, of course, his wife said that she got into an entanglement with another man during a break in their marriage.

Will Smith replied in the perfect way. He wrote, that's funny. Don't think I'm not going to block you, but I admit that is definitely funny. I love Will Smith. Yo, mic check. I think he should do more music. He definitely should do more music. He definitely should do more movies as well.

I agree. Yeah. I went to a wedding over the weekend. Good friend's wedding. So good to be able to go to weddings again. Would you say it was your best friend's wedding? No. So you didn't go to your best friend's wedding?

If that was my best friend's wedding, I would have been one of the groomsmen. Oh. You know? It's very easy to know where you are in the hierarchy of friends once you attend a wedding. Yeah, that makes it awkward, doesn't it? I'm a close friend, though, because it was a very small guest list.

So I'm a close friend. How small? 50 people. Okay. On both sides. Both sides of the altar. So 100? No, total.

Oh, total. 50. Yeah, well, that's pretty... Yeah, it's not too big. Loved it. It was fantastic. Then this morning I wake up to a video not from the wedding that I went to, someone else's wedding. I think the most awkward thing that could ever happen

at someone's wedding, and it's all on footage. Video from the Bucks. It's all on video, yeah. No, not from the Bucks party. But in this video, something that may have happened at the Bucks party has come out. At the wedding.

At the wedding. At the altar. Okay, again, not the wedding that I attended, but I'm going to play you someone's wedding getting ruined. Keep reiterating that just in case. Yeah, me too. They listen. I'm going to play you someone else's wedding getting ruined after this.

Bree and Clint. We talk about weddings a lot on this show. High pressure events. You know, they're tense. I feel like sometimes they bring out the best in people and sometimes they bring out the worst. people and sometimes they bring out the worst. Yes. And not just in the couple.

They can often have that effect on the guests, on the family members. Have you ever seen a fight at a wedding? No, no, I haven't. I've been lucky enough to avoid that. Have you? I haven't been lucky enough to see that, no. You haven't attended that side of your family's weddings yet?

No, not yet. Yeah, right. This is doing the rounds at the moment on TikTok. A wedding in the States, which I think it goes about as bad as it can go. I'm going to play you some audio from the video, and there is video of this happening. And it's a little bit hard to hear at the start but we pick up the video where the priest minister is officiating just before the woman that the groom has been cheating on the bride with shows up to the wedding and starts talking have a listen to this. That you will love her, love him, comfort him, honor and obey him.

Really, Anthony? You act like you don't know me. Wait, you didn't take your psych meds today? And you got it in my eye? And I got your baby here? Anthony, I know you hear me. You better get out of my mama's world. What is wrong with you? I love how the priest just kept going, soldiering on like nothing was happening and she's screaming at the top of her lungs.

Anthony! The video's going mental on TikTok and everyone's going, why can't we see more? Why can't we find out what happened? They've just posted a part two. It's the worst bit about TikTok, like for a part two. They didn't do that, but they've just posted a part two. The ceremony was completed.

The woman left. The bride went through with the... What? She went through with it. They got married. And at the end of the video, the priest goes, the minister says, I now pronounce you husband and wife. And everyone's just silent. And then he goes, please, please clap. Please, somebody clap. And then awkwardly everyone's

like... Would you go through with it? No. Well, so she was pretty much saying... That she's pregnant with his baby, yeah. Yeah. He's been cheating on you. I've got the proof. Yeah. But the bride's obviously gone, we'll deal with that later. I've got my makeup, my hair, my dress done.

Let's get this thing over with and then we'll deal with that. Annulment's achieved. Bree and Clint. I do hate a clickbait story. God, I hate it. You know where they obviously put something crazy in the title so that you click on it and then it's not what it is.

This mum renovated her whole kitchen with $6 at Kmart. Yeah, stuff like that. Or, you know, just ridiculous stuff. You've been cooking pasta wrong your whole life. Watch how they do it with a... Car battery. A stapler and a car battery.

The title of this story I thought was one of those. A clickbait story. And the title says this. A man who lost his penis becomes first in the world to have a new one built on his arm. Yeah, right. Okay.

Come on. That's clickbait. Well, you've got my attention. It's right. Okay. Come on. That's clickbait. Well, you've got my attention. It's clickbait story. I'm listening. You're going to rebuild me a penis on my arm. Yeah. No, it is a true story.

The guy's name is Malcolm McDonald. He's 45. And a few years ago, he had a tragic blood infection, horrific blood infection, where he essentially his blood was poisoning himself and he lost a few limbs. Oh, my God. And by few limbs I think he lost a few fingertips and one of the main ones is he lost that. Wow. It must have been a good one if they were referring to it as a limb as well.

Well. I think it must have been. They're like, sorry, sir. He wakes up and they said, sorry, sir, we had to amputate your leg. And he's like, damn it, that wasn't my leg. I think I threw that in there. I don't think they called it that. You've cut off.

Yeah. Anyway, the craziest part and the science of it all is that they've pretty much rebuilt him one using his forearm. Yeah. But it's had to be growing on his arm for the last couple of years. Fascinating. Isn't that amazing? So I'm going to ask you a couple of questions.

Yes. What have they modelled it off? Like have they completely sculpted a new one or is there like a gene within him where it can replicate? My favourite part of the story is that he asked for an extra couple of inches. Of course you would. Yeah.

Because this is your chance to get what you've always wanted. It's not going to be exactly like his old one. It'll be, you know, the new and improved model. So I think they just, yeah, he said this, if you can make it this big, make it that big. And is it made of his like flesh? Like have they taken stuff from another part of his body?

I think it's from his arm. Amazing. Like his forearm. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder, because I always wonder with this stuff what it paves the way for. Like if that's what you can do, can guys who, you know,

just don't have a very good one can go get a new one made go yeah but go ahead and say hey start growing it sure you have to walk around with a um penis on your forearm he can't wear t-shirts or go swimming or anything no and i've just read i got it wrong he's had it on for a couple of years he has to have it for another yeah and then they'll they'll transplant it down there. Why does it have to grow on his forearm? I don't understand why they couldn't just grow it in place. Well, because I think they've made it from the flesh of his arm.

This might be a dumb question, and I might regret this, but do you have a picture of it? Can I? Yeah, there's not a picture of it. They've blurred it out. Yeah, right. But there's pictures of him with his, like, arm. That doesn't look real.

No, I'm pretty sure it's real. That doesn't look real. I'm pretty sure it's real. It looks like he's got another hand hanging off the end of his wrist. If this is not real, we've been had really well. Wait, what's the name of the website? The name of the website? Where are you getting your news from?

Oh, there's stories everywhere, mate. What's the name of the website. The name of the website. Where are you getting your news from? Oh, there's stories everywhere, mate. What's the name of the website? There's stories all over the place. Yeah, no, it's definitely true. What is the name of the website? Ladbible.com. Yeah, thanks, mate. Bree and Clint.

The world's most in-demand, rarest, coolest, most desirable concert merch up for grabs at the moment. So obviously it's going to be vintage. Yeah, it's vintage. Yeah, it's from the past. Okay, what are some of the greatest? Can't attend this concert. This festival will never happen again. So Woodstock was one of the greatest.

Yeah, Woodstock's a good option. Yeah, yeah. Some big day out stuff would be good too. Big day out would be pretty cool. Currently up for auction, genuine Fyre Festival merchandise. So Fyre Fest, which we all remember from 2017, Kylie Kendall Jenner was a spokesperson for it. She got sued for it.

Ja Rule was organising the festival. They got a bunch of really hot models and good-looking people to promote it and it went ballistic. And all these people spent all this money on it. And they actually hadn't organised anything. Blink-182 and Diplo were meant to play. And they didn't. And on the day they pulled out because the stage wasn't built.

People were stuck on the island. You might have seen the doco on Netflix. The guy who ran it all, Billy McFarland, remember him? Yes. He's currently serving six years in prison for that. Did you know that? Yeah, so he should. Yeah.

So anyway. He took people's money. Yes, yes. Now, this is who this is for, okay? The people who lost money. I guess like the, I don't know, whoever's in charge of trying to get them some compensation have found a whole lot of Fyre Festival merchandise.

And they've gone, well, maybe this is worth something. They didn't get the stage bill, but they got the merch ready. They got the merch ready, yeah. They go, maybe we can sell this and raise some money to give to the people who lost money at Fire Festival. So I'm going to run you through a couple of the options that you can have. These are all for auction.

So they're worth as much as anyone's willing to pay for them. First item that is up for sale, a pair of white Fire Festival track pants How much are you willing to spend on Fire Fest trackies? A pair of trackies 40 bucks How about 118 US? And that's just the current bid

Okay what about a Fire Fest token? Token? Yeah I think these were to buy drinks At the festival So you buy tokens and then it's cashless. You can't use it for anything. It's just a metal token. How much are you going to pay for it?

Five bucks. $122 US currently. What? Plain black fire festival hat. This is cool because you can... Oh, this is going to go for heaps. Hats are like... Hats are what?

$30? $30 for a hat. Current bid for plain black Fyre Fest hats. Plain black and then it's got the Fyre Fest zigzag and says Fyre above it. $305 US dollars. $300! Yeah, and then you complete your outfit. So you've got the track pants, you've got the hat, and you've got the token.

Complete your look with a Fyre Fest hoodie. Currently on auction for $355 US dollars. And that's just the leading bid at the moment. God, it goes to show five festivals still screwing people over.