ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 5th 2020

Episode Date: August 5, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where we were going to have a riddle for you, but We've already done it. We used it. It might be on the end of the podcast I don't know if the last break goes in the podcast, but Georgia bloody smashed it She smashed the riddle instantly. Should I say it now? Because what if people are like, what was it? And then it's not in the podcast. Okay, say it and then we won't guess it. Okay, and you can leave it till the end Alright, so the riddle is there's a son and a dad and they're in a horrific car accident they both survive but they get transferred to the hospital the son is lying on the operating table and the doctor walks in and says i can't operate on him that's my son how is this possible let that fester around in your brain cave. For the record, Georgia got it instantly.

Because I'm so woke and awesome. Yeah, and smart and beautiful. You did very well. I was very impressed. Hey, actually, actually, should we try and get him on the phone? Producer Ben's been missing for ages and we haven't been saying where he is because we've been waiting for him to say it.

He's having a baby. He's had a baby, yeah. A food baby. He had to have a caesarean, so he needed time to recover. No, he's revealed it now, so we can get him on and he can bloody talk about where he's been. Should we do that? Yeah.

0, 2, 7, 3. Don't stop me. Keep going. I did not even, like, flinch. I was loving that. You all wanted it to come out, didn't out didn't you Hasn't Ben been through enough Oh that's weird His caller ID in the system is

BreezeXNick Oh that's from that gag we did Ben It's all of us I was calling to let you know This was the last day For you to return gag we did. Ben. Yeah, g'day, mate. It's all of us. Oh, hey, guys. Hello. Just calling to let you know this was the last day for you to return

because you're fired now. Yeah, you've taken too long. What? Oh, shit. Ben, we've missed you. No, we've been talking cryptically about where you've been this whole time

and then today, last night, you, boom, bombshell, dropped the big news in an Instagram post. So are we allowed to talk about it now? Yeah, of course you can. Ben has had a virus attached to his heart

and has had to be in hospital for over a week. Is that a fair way of summing it up? Yeah, that is, hang on. Yeah, the virus went into my lungs, but now I'm out. Not COVID. Not COVID. And those viruses, bloody freeloaders attaching themselves to other things. Is it a virus that we can catch off you?

No, you can't. No, you cannot catch it, unfortunately. And why is that, Ben? Unfortunately. No, just a virus attached to an already infected part in my heart, unfortunately. Ben's had... No normal folk can get it. He's had some heart problems since he was a baby.

So he has to be a bit more careful. Cool, Blimey. Way to put the shits up everyone, mate. We've been very worried about you. Yeah, well, you know, we're out now. We're all good. Everything is all good now. You've been well taken care of by your wonderful girlfriend, Britt. I went around and saw Ben today and he's got a full bloody

tube running into him and he's got a full bloody tube running into him and he's got a bag of antibiotics permanently hanging off his waist. See, I want that for water. I just want them to put a catheter in me so I don't have to drink water. It's called a camelback. Nah, I don't think a catheter's called a camelback.

Also, you don't want a catheter, mate. A catheter goes up your urethra to remove the urine. A camelback would be a good replacement. Oh, true. Yeah, no, I want something that just puts it in me. You want an IV. You want an intravenous drip. No, I want both.

I want an IV and a catheter. I've told you before, that's my dragon's den idea. Is it? Yeah. I want to invent a, it's called the casual cath. The casual? And when you get home from a big night because what's the two worst things waking up dehydrated and waking up needing to pee those are the two worst

things so you plug in your arm drip which rehydrates you while you sleep and this is where i need to invent i'm sure i've told you i need to figure out a way to invent for men an over the dick catheter and for women an easy insert catheter and so you can just go to bed wait why are we inserting why can't we have over okay you can have go to bed. Wait, why are we inserting? Why can't we have over? Okay, you can have over too. We can have like a she-wee attachment. Yeah, yeah, okay, a suction cup. Yeah.

Yeah, and you just whack them both on. I don't know how to get the drip into you easily, but then you wake up hydrated and you've weed. Are you going to trademark this so that no one steals it on the podcast? Casual cath, trademark Clint Roberts. I've said it out loud. If you take my invention, then you have to give me all the money when you make it.

Who has had a friend that has worked in the medical field that has thrown up the idea of putting in an IV when you've been hungover? No, I'd love a friend like that. Ben, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still there. I'm just listening to the idea. I don't know where it was going.

No, this is a new one. We're talking about something different now. This is a new one. One of my mates back in the day when we were young. Yeah, he did to the idea. I don't know where it was going. No, this is a new one. We're talking about something different now. This is a new one. One of my mates back in the day when we were young. Yeah, he did it for you. That was a she. Now, see, now you're assuming again. You're assuming again.

It was a female. Sorry, I thought we were talking about a nurse, so I just assumed it was a man. Whatever. It's usually a nurse who applies the... Yeah yeah yeah So did they do it or not? Yeah

They did do it A couple of times And did it work? Not to me Not to me But I was there When a few people Did it work?

Works like a treat I've heard paramedics Do it to themselves So they'll have a really big night I've had another friend that had that too And they'll have a shift the next day And they'll be of the understanding So they'll just pull the bloody ambo over,

hook each other up and be like, alright, let's take 15, rehydrate. It's literally like miracle juice. Yeah. And it like reinvigorates your body. So Ben has one of those lines in him at the moment. Do you have a catheter, Ben? No, I don't have a catheter. I have what's

called a PICC line. It goes in my arm and like a 55cm line that goes into my heart. So it's just permanently in there now. Yeah, but he's got the line. He could get the fluids, but he can't bloody drink. He's on antibiotics. Yeah, I know. Why is that such shit timing?

Did you have a catheter when you were in the hospital? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I'm still able to walk and then obviously pee. Have you ever had a catheter? Yes, I probably would have at some stage, pee. Have you ever had a catheter? Yes. I probably would have at some stage, yeah. That'd hurt for a boy.

Yeah, it's not comfortable. It's okay when it goes in because you're knocked out, but when it's coming out, not fun. For us girls, can't notice it. Piece of piss. Yeah, can't notice it. I remember I had it in once. I didn't even know.

Really? Yeah. Well, I'd had quite a big surgery. They threw the hose up your urethra and you didn't even know. I had quite a bit of surgery and to be honest, I think... Have quite a large urethra? Maybe. I've been told I'm quite petite down there, so thank you very much.

But I remember waking up from surgery and I was very numb, so I couldn't really feel anything. And I was like, God, I'm drinking a lot of water. I don't need to wee at all. Yeah. And then I looked over and there was my piss bag on the. It's grim when you see it, eh? It's so off.

Yeah. And then the nurse goes in, she goes, oh, you've been drinking a lot of water. And I was like, this is awkward. Slosh, slosh, slosh, slosh. Like a goon bag. You've got to change out your piss bag. Ben, when are you coming back? Don't know yet.

I'll decide. What do you mean? Georgia, how long are you willing back? Don't know yet I'll decide What do you mean? Georgia How long are you willing To cover for his sorry ass? Look mate Whenever Whenever whenever Because I'm the woke one

In the team So you need me around No you can't reveal Don't reveal mate I didn't say anything Don't reveal the riddle I'm just giving a hint Don't reveal the answer to the riddle

That is true Giving a hint I've liked having your wokeness Around here actually Ben I'm outnumbered, mate. It's like estrogen levels are through the friggin' roof. Vaginas. We've turned vaginas. I'm starting to grow a

testosterone mustache from being around these women too much. Clint asked to borrow a tampon off me today, Ben. Yeah, to stick in my ears. Yeah. Oh, good one. Good one.

That was pretty good. Anything else? Anything we need to say to Ben? Oh, we need your jacket. We need your Friday Oaky jacket. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because we've got to replace you for this Friday.

Don't worry. We've got a guy that looks quite similar to you, so people won't know the difference. We're going to just call him Ben. Yeah, that's smart. What's his moustache like? Not as good as yours. Well, you know what?

Harry has a pretty good beard at the moment. Should we make him shader? But not as good as your moustache. Anyway, we'll pick up this conversation later. Good to hear that you're doing better. Glad we can finally say what's up because it was starting to get quite cryptic. Glad that you're doing better. Did I say that? Yeah starting to get quite cryptic Glad that you're doing better

Did I say that? Yeah, I said that And glad that you're doing better, man Come back, I miss you Thanks, guys Hey, guys, I'm doing much better now Alright Great

Yeah, we're glad Great Good luck with that whole catheter thing Yeah I'm getting it taken out Here's the podcast, everybody Of your pee-pee hole Enjoy

Free and Clint Free and Clint's Chip Inn With Sunrise Brown Rice Chips Yeah, In. With Sunrise Brown Rice Chips. Yeah, we got some Sunrise Brown Rice Chips prize packs and $500 cash to give away because the new chips are out now, including Smokehouse BBQ. We demolished a bag of those yesterday afternoon.

We absolutely scoffed these. I took them home to my flatmates. Yes. All gone. Paprika's really good as well. These are the perfect 3pm snacks. So at 3pm every day at the moment, we're playing the chip in game. Hi, Catherine.

Hi, Catherine. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. You ready to win 500 bucks? Yep. Okay, you're going to go head to head with Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, guys. Hopefully both of you are good with song lyrics because you're about to hear a song. When it stops, you'll be able to buzz in with your name

and have a go at finishing the lyrics. Now, you do need to buzz in. If you don't buzz in, we can't accept your answer. Do you understand? Yep. You need to wait until those lyrics stop and buzz in with your name as soon as you can. Good luck, guys.

Get to the club in my taxi cab Everybody's looking at me now Like who's that chick that's rocking kick? Good luck, guys. Jess. Jess. Jess is in. Finish it for us. She's got to be from out of town. Hey.

She's got to be from out of town. And she's sucking and chewing. Yeah, I actually think you nailed that, Jess. Well done, mate. Sun rice, brown rice chips prize pack and $500 cash for you. Yay! Well done. What are you going to spend your money on?

I've actually been off sick with no sick leave, so probably just help me out. Probably just pay some bills. Pay some bills. Well, if you're still sick, you can sit on the couch and eat some Sunrise brown rice chips as well. Well done. Awesome, thank you. Nice work, Jess. We're the couch and eat some sun-rice, brown rice chips as well. Well done. Awesome. Thank you.

Nice work, Jez. We're playing that every day at 3 o'clock at the moment. Yes, so good. So if you want to win it, if you're good with your song lyrics, be listening tomorrow. Pretty easy to win. Next. Bree and Clint. Do you own any art?

Do you think I own any art? I don't know. I thought you might have like a framed Ariana Grande picture or something. Oh, shut up. One of my friends, actually, I went over to her house. A signed Steve Irwin hat. I wouldn't mind that. Maybe a mounted, you know, Queensland Maroons jersey or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I went to one of my friend's houses like a couple of months ago and she collects art. Oh, yeah. And I was like, oh how much is this piece of art worth?

She goes, oh that's $12,000. And I was like, what? She goes, yeah it's an investment. It's something I'm buying because it like, you know. It increases in value. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. That's the idea behind spending millions on a Picasso. Look, I do have some art for you.

Do you have any art? Not art that's worth any money. I've got some framed prints and stuff from, like, you know, from Freedom. From Freedom? No, no, so this is why we need to get started. We need to start having these conversations so we can get some art for you and we can start getting culture. I need to get some knowledge.

Currently there is an artwork by a very famous New Zealander up for auction And I'd like to know how much would you pay for a framed, signed Ardern? Ooh, Jacinda Ardern Jacinda Ardern She's done a sketch for Kurukea Which is like a charity that looks after kids who need a bit of help She's done a sketch for them Good cause They've put it up. They've framed it.

They've mounted it and framed it and it's currently up for sale. I'm going to show it to you. Okay. It's called the political cycle. Well, you can describe it. I mean, I don't want to hate on the Prime Minister, but she's done a scribble. She's done a...

It's a cyclone scribble. It's a cyclone scribble. It's a cyclone scribble, yeah. And then she's written at the bottom the political cycle. So it's quite clever because she's gone, oh, politics is a whirlwind. Yeah, I do get it. And then she signed it, yeah. So there you go.

Yeah, okay. Now art is only worth as much as someone is willing to pay for it. So I'd like you to place a bid on this artwork. Well, it's for a good cause. It is for a good cause, yep. I'd probably pay, what, a couple of hundred bucks? A couple of hundred bucks. Yeah, 200.

The current leading bid for the Ardern, the political cycle. This is going to be ridiculous. The current leading bid, if you would like to get on in this one, trade me with four days left to go in the auction is... $17,950. God, they want to hope that she goes back into the beehive. No, you buy this, you want to hope she doesn't do any more scribbles because that's the only way this thing's going up in value.

Yeah, get her an iPad. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Jason Derulo and Want2WantMe. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's on the show. He's got some hip-hop news for us. Dean, you've gone all street on us, and you're bringing us a Dr. Dre story. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, guys, I love Dr. Dre. I love hip-hop, and I love money. All of my favorite things in the one story today. Here's the deal, right?

Okay, so as you all know, Dr. Dre, billionaire, beats by Dre, one of the most successful, I mean, tech launches ever, really, right? This is like a street name vibe. Anyway, he had a prenup with his, well, soon to be ex-wife, Nicole, when they married in 1996. She says she was forced to sign a prenup. A couple of years into the marriage,

he got all dramatic and romantic and sexy, tore up copies of the prenup dramatically in front of her. And she said from that point on, there was no prenup. It was null and void, according to their romantic night away when he shredded the prenup. Well, now they're getting divorced. He says, actually, kidding. I really do think we should stick to that prenup because he wasn't a billionaire then, right? And now, of course, she wants half the money. Stay tuned. Pretty people, big money, big drama.

Dean, what does it mean if he ripped up the prenup? Yeah, is that a legal thing? Yeah, is it null and void? Will that hold up in the courts? I don't know. I just don't feel, I actually don't think it does. I think it needs, there's so many lawyers that are involved with something like that, you can't just like rip it up, rip it up in the same way that you can't just write one.

So I don't know. I think that unless it was filed correctly and updated and amended, that it would need to be taken more seriously. It's a hell of a romantic move to pull in the bedroom though, right? It really is. We're going to spice things up, baby. I want you forever. I like you so much, I'm going to tear up the prenup.

You like this? And then she's like, do it slower. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Very exciting news in the celebrity fragrance world today, Clint. Okay. Because a new celebrity has released their first fragrance

and it's none other than cricketing legend Shane Warne. Shane Warne's got a fragrance. You remember Shane Warne? Yeah. I do remember Shane Warne. He was a big deal

in cricket. I've already pictured the scent. And also texting. The scent to me is meat pies and ciggies. Well, yeah, I was thinking like

flat beer and a sausage sanger. Yeah. Yeah, ciggies. Well, yeah, I was thinking like flat beer and a sausage sanger. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, it costs about $50, $49.99, 100ml bottle of the fragrance. Jeez, that's cheap celebrity. That must be the cheapest celebrity perfume on the market. Oh, Britney Spears gets down there.

Um, and it's called SW23. Shame Worn 23. Which was his number. Right, okay. I just, these things are meant to be aspirational, and I've never in my life wanted to smell like Shane Warne. Oh, he's done all right. He dated Liz Hurley.

He must have smelled all right. Yeah, and the whole time he was dating Liz Hurley, I was like, how did you, how did you, maybe it was the fragrance. Could have been. Maybe it was his scent. Could have been his aftershave. So I decided off the back of this very exciting celebrity fragrance release to create a game which I like to call Celebrities' Sixth Sense.

And to play the game, Lauren, you will be taking on Clint. Hi, Lauren. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you know your celebrity fragrances? I hope so. All right, well, we'll test it out. So what's going to happen, you're going to each take it in turn.

Yeah. Identifying whether or not the celebrity that I give you has ever had a fragrance before. Got it. So obviously, you know, we all know the big ones, J-Lo, Britney Spears. These are going to be a bit harder. Okay, sure. All right, so I reckon, Lauren, you should go first.

Okay. All right, your celebrity that you need to identify if they've ever had a fragrance or not is Jay-Z. Yes, he has. You're locking in yes, that he-Z. Yes, he has. You're locking in yes, that he has had a fragrance, and you're 100% right. In 2013, he created a cologne called Gold. Good for him.

Yeah. Yes. All right, let's move on to our second celebrity. In Celebrity's Sixth Sense, get it? Yeah, I got it, yeah, because it's like a fragrance-based game. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sense sounds like scent? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, because it's like a fragrance-based game. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And scents sounds like scent. Just give me the celebrity. Yeah, yeah. That was quite good. Shalice Theron. This is for me? This is for you. Yes, she does.

By Dior. You are locking in that she has a fragrance by Dior. Yes. No. Oh, really? She's been the face of the fragrance since 2004, but she's never had her own. Oh, what a joke.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Lauren, you're one ahead at this point. Are you ready for your second slip? Yes, I am. All right. Lauren, has Adam Sandler ever had a fragrance before? No. Locking in, no.

God, you're good at this game, Lauren. No, funny man. Of course he hasn't had a fragrance. It's Adam Sandler. Has never had a fragrance before. All right, Clint, you need to get this one to stay in it or else Lauren wins the mobile field. Got it.

All right, Clint, does this celebrity have a fragrance? Donald Trump. Yes, of course. He would have made it himself. He would have marketed it himself. I'm going to say yes, Donald Trump has a fragrance. You'd be right. He does. Partnered with Estee Lauder in 2004 to launch his first fragrance,

Donald Trump Cologne. Got it. Wow. There you go. All right, guys. Tiebreaker. Buzz in if you think you know the answer for this celebrity. Buzz in with your name.

Lauren. Does Kate Hudson. Lauren. Yes. Yes, she does. Kate Hudson. Do you want to change your mind? Yes, I'm changing my mind.

No, she doesn't. Oh, you're so good, Lauren. No, she doesn't have a fragrance. All right, hey, Lauren, you're the first and last winner of Celebrity Guess the Fragrance or whatever it was called. No, use the name. Well done. Well done, everybody.

Celebrity's Sixth Sense. You put a lot of work in and I'm proud of you, but we have to move on. Hey, I think that's going to come back next week. It's time for Fact of the Day. Bree and Clint. It's time for... Fleas, Warner, Megan. 50K.

Fact of the Day, Day, day, day, day. 50 grand we're giving away thanks to our friends at Save My Bacon. All you need to do to win it is hear Fletchbourne and Megan's Fact of the Day at 8.25 each day and then answer a question with Georgia at 12 or us at 4. That's right, you need to be the first to call through on 0800DIALS.M and that's you today, Ashley. Yes, hi, how are you

guys? Good, how are you? So good. Okay, here comes your question. Good luck. Thank you. Alright, Keen Beans. How many degrees below the surrounding air temperature can a cucumber stay? Ashley. Ashley. What say you? I think

it's up to 20 degrees Celsius around the air temperature. Did it do? You just won $500. She's done it. Yay, thank you so much, guys. You know your cucumbers and you've got $500 cash. Yes, that's amazing. Ashley, what happens?

Bonus question. What happens when you put a cucumber in vinegar? Oh, it shrinks? No, it turns into a pickle. It becomes a pickle? Yes, pickle. Give her another 500. No, actually, don't.

They'll take it out of my pay. She's got it wrong. Oh, no. Well done, mate. Congratulations. Nice work, Ash. Your next chance to win is tomorrow. We're doing this every single week.

How many times did you take someone back? You know those relationships where you just seem to come back to each other? It goes and drags on and on. Well, that's how I'd describe Khloe Kardashian and her baby daddy, Tristan Thompson's relationship. Right. Because the story has come out today saying that they are very much back together, that they've been hanging out because of all this COVID stuff.

He's a great dad to True, their two-year-old daughter. And, yeah, after I think multiple claims of him cheating on her, they're now back together again. Now, I'm not that good at keeping up with the Kardashians. Well, that's the whole point of the show. This is what I've gleaned. Yes. He was cheating on her while she was giving birth to their child.

He cheated on her. Well, there was photos that surfaced like literally two weeks before she gave birth. He cheated on her just after she gave birth to the child? Oh, I didn't know about that. Didn't he? No, because I think it was a year later he cheated on her apparently again with her sister Kylie's best friend.

Right. And he cheated on her with her sister's best friend. Yes. Show's so ridiculous. Gotcha. Now, each of those times they broke up, right? Yes. Yes.

Which means between each of those times they got back together. And now you're saying he gets another chance. Yeah. So she's given him yet another chance. What has he got? What is the thing that this man has? I think we both know. I don't know if we do.

No, he's got a massive bank account. So does she. This is the thing. This is the thing. You're not talking about someone who's down and out. You're talking about someone who has the choice of the best things in life. As much as the Kardashians is a trashy reality show, I think Khloe is someone who's just always wanted to be loved

and have a family. And I think because she has, and I don't have kids, so I can't comment. Yeah. But I think when you've got children with someone or a child, it makes it that much harder to let them go. My cousin said that to me once. She's got an on-again, off-again relationship. Well, she had one with the father of her kids.

Because you want it to work. You want to be with, you know. We said to her, what are you doing? Like, come on. She goes, I am going to do everything I can to make sure that my kids grow up in a stable family environment. But it's not always sustainable. Like if they're taking the piss, if you're doing everything you can

to keep you guys together and they keep going out and doing whatever they want, eventually you've got to draw the line. But I think you also need to realise that just because you're not with the person doesn't mean your kids can't, you know, have a good, stable family dynamic, you know? You can still have that, but if they're treating you like crap, then don't be with them. But, I mean... Well, good for her. I'm glad that she... I don't know if I'm glad.

I'm glad she's found happiness with the same person for the third time. Yeah, we'll see what happens, I guess. It's three, right? They've got back together three times? This is the third time, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, yep. They'll be worse out there.

Like, I know people. I've done it before. You've got back with someone three times? Yeah. Wow. I think the relationship went over five years. Had there been any cheating involved? No.

No, right. No, but we broke up and got back together, yeah, about three times. Far out. Yeah. And that's not the relationship you're in now, are you? No. So that's the thing. Eventually we figured it out, but we weren't right for each other.

Can those relationships work? Is there like a number of times that any one relationship can actually fail before it's like – I'd love to know that from someone. Is there a happy ending where it's worked out in the end? Or is there a rule that if you break up more than twice? I think it's eight. Eight? Yeah.

Oh no, that's something to do with cats. Oh no, that's nine. Well, they're good for another 12 seasons then. They'll be good to go. Let's ask, how many times did you take them back this afternoon? Yeah. How many times have you broken up and gotten back together with the same person?

You might not be with them anymore. Or you might be with them still. You might be guys be going good at the moment, yeah. Or you might have just left them for the 14th time. Doesn't matter. We'd just love to hear your stories this afternoon. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint, ZM.

Bree and Clint. Khloe Kardashian and baby daddy Tristan Thompson have gotten back together for the third time and we wanted to ask you guys, has this happened to you

in your life where you've broken up, gotten back together, broken up? You know those relationships that just seem to go on and on and on. And your friends can't keep up

and last time you broke up they said, I always hated that guy. And then you're like, oh, awkward, because we're back together. Oh. You know? Yeah, that is awkward. Let's take some calls.

Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you. Has this happened to you? You could say that. When I was about 18, I met my now wife. We were on and off again for seven odd years, I suppose you could say.

Yeah. And, yeah, we got that and off again for seven odd years, I suppose you could say. Yeah. And yeah, we got that, you know, from everybody. Oh, you're not getting back with him, are you? Yeah, he shouldn't be there, shouldn't do that. Well, we went our separated ways for 20 years, I suppose. Whoa! And then five years ago, out of the blue, she contacted me and we got married three years ago and then had our second wedding

a year later no way so wait let me get this straight they were on hang on Aaron how old are you because that journey

that journey sounded about 40 years long yeah no I turned 50 oh yeah okay in the middle of July yeah well done so Aaron

let me get this straight you were on on again off again for seven years when you first met. Then you went your separate ways for 20 years, met up again five years ago and got married three years ago. Yep. Amazing, Aaron. I love that story.

It can work. That's really interesting. Sandra, hi. Hi. Hey, hi. How are you doing? Good. Is it you that's had the on again, off again relationship?

Yeah. With doing? Good. Is it you that's had the on-again, off-again relationship? Yeah. With who? Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, with my current partner. But over ten and a half years, we're now on round six. Round six? Yes, Sandra, round six.

You guys have broken up six times. Yes. Are they fairly dramatic breakups each time, or do you just drift apart? Or are we talking like full slanging matches Get out I never want to see you again You're dead to me Burn their clothes type thing

No no I'm not that sort of person We're not that type of person I don't think you'd be getting back together if it was Well that's what I want to know No you wouldn't Yeah You wouldn't Sandra what's made you guys not be able to kind of, you know, move on?

What brings you back together all the time? I guess the reason why we break up is not something that we both want to accept and it's something that we can change. Yeah, right. We still love each other, you know. We deeply love each other. By the third breakup, though, you'd say to me, no, I've had enough, I'm leaving you, and I'd just go, you'll be back.

Yeah, I'll see you in two weeks. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, mate. Leave no, that's it. I've had enough. I'm leaving you. And I'd just go, you'll be back. Yeah, I'll see you in two weeks. Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right, mate. Leave a key under the mat. I'll see you soon. Thanks, Sandra. And Carmen, hi. Oh, Cameron, hi.

Cameron. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. How long has this been going on for you, Cameron? Well, I would say for about six, seven years. It's happened again. We've lost our callers.

We've got an issue with our software. Oh, now we'll never know. We broke up with that person. No, can we get Cameron back? No, he's gone, unfortunately. Okay. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As at Herald's new podcast,

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I'm only working 20 hours a week still due to COVID. Oh, you need this money. You are the perfect person to win this. Okay, get it right then, okay? Here are your two TV shows, both available on Neon right now. Yes. That have been merged together. She's laughing.

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You can switch on a 14-day trial at neontv.co.nz. Right now, T's and C's apply. Next on the show, a new app. Is this an app that we're talking about? No, it's not. I've found a website that apparently will find a picture of a person that looks like your twin. Right.

Or a person that looks as much like you. Like a doppelganger. Yeah. A real person? Yes. Okay. And it's pretty simple. I'll tell you how to do it.

Bree and Clint. Did you know it's a fact that there's at least, I think, seven or eight people that look exactly like you out in the world? I've heard that. So you're not unique. None of us are. And yet all I've heard that. So you're not unique. None of us are. And yet all I've been compared to is Ricky Gervais. Yeah, see, I kind of see that.

So I'm like, can your lookalike be older or younger than you? I don't know. I think so. But I came across this website last night, which I find quite interesting, which is essentially where you put a photo of yourself into their database and it scours the internet to find pictures of people that look like you

based on your facial characteristics. Like a Google image search for faces. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like, ooh, I'm keen. That's interesting. I want to see, you know, if there's people that are actually out there that look like me.

Yeah, everybody would. I'd be so keen to do this. So the website's called Yandex, Y-A-N-D-E-X.com. And it's really simple. All you have to do is upload a single picture of yourself and then the website will just pretty much bring up all these different pictures of people that they think look like you. Is it using pictures that other people have uploaded?

Yes. Is that how it works? Yeah. Right. So in terms of like – So the more people who use it, the more likely it is to find matches. No, it just scours all the different websites around the internet. Oh, okay.

It's not even on the site. Right, so it's pictures from anywhere. So like for example, like pictures of you and I, because we're in the media, probably will come up when we put our picture in there because obviously we look like ourselves. Oh, right. But other pictures have also come up. Well, I hope it does.

So what we've done. Either that or we've seriously gone downhill since our last publicity shoot. Yeah, I know. So I thought it'd be fun. We've got producer Anastasia in the studio. Hello, guys. I gave her the website and I asked her to do these searches on a picture of you and

a picture of me. I know this is a real visual, but we can post these later on our social media. And we'll be able to let you know if we think the website works. Yeah, exactly. Well, we can, let's do, do you want to do me first? We'll start off with Clint, if that's okay. Okay, cool. Awesome. All right. So here is our start off with Clint if that's okay. Okay, cool. Awesome.

All right. So here is our photo of what Clint looks like. Yep. Here's your lookalike, buddy. Pretty close. It's a good looking fella. That looks like he could be your brother. Right.

Okay. It's not flattering. You can't see this. It's not flattering, but it's quite accurate. He's a good looking dude. He's a good looking chap. Yeah, he's not flattering. You can't see this. It's not flattering, but it's quite accurate. He's a good-looking dude. He's a good-looking chap. Yeah, he's losing his hair. Oh, well, that's a bit harsh.

Okay, fine. He's got a good beard. Let's do you. Let's do Brie. Okay, let's do me. That's not bad, okay? I'll accept that. It's not bad.

Not too bad. But I wouldn't be fooled. If that guy went home, I don't think my wife would go, hi, honey, dinner's ready. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, this is the Br Bree that we know and love. Yeah.

And this is her doppelganger. Wait, why did she get a hot one? No, I'm happy with that. I think that says something about Bree. I can't even. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Bree, you're a hottie. I think we're twins.

I mean, don't get me wrong. You look good there. Anastasia's taken. So you're saying I'm not as hot as my doppelganger? Mate. She looks hot. Are you saying you would for my doppelganger? If you're a nine, she's a ten. Something else about this site that's a little bit random

is that you have to scour through, to get these photos of your everyday people, you have to scour through the celebrity pics and obviously the pics of yourselves. I actually came across someone, Bree's celebrity doppelganger, from her favourite TV show. I present to you your celebrity doppelganger, Brie.

Would you like to tell everyone who you look like? Again, I think I've done pretty well there, to be honest. I don't know their name. Correct me if I'm wrong. I don't watch that show. But that's Sheldon's girlfriend from The Big Bang Theory. That is Amy Fairfella. I could do worse. Did the website actually bring that up?

I am not joking. Did it really? I will show you. This is the image that came up. And not going to lie, pretty similar. Yeah, she's a babe. I'll take that as a compliment. Yeah, right.

And she's smart, apparently. What's the name of the website again? Yandex.com. Yandex, I love it. It's a fantastic website. It's our game where we guess how you got your nickname. Yeah, some interesting stories have come out of this segment. Yeah, some that we would never guess, but that's okay.

That's not the goal. The goal is just to have the best origin story, and if you have that, we'll give you free mobile fuel. Pretty simple. First up is you, Jude. Hey, Jude. Hey, how's it going? Hey, Jude.

Yeah, that's fun. I bet you've heard that a million times and I deeply, deeply apologise right now. Sorry. What's your nickname, Jude? My nickname is Eminem, the letters M and M. M and M, spelt like the lollies, not like the rapper. Maybe she's obsessed with M&Ms or she's a good rapper.

No. Cute. Let's call her cute. Let's call her M&M instead of M&M. Maybe she melts in your mouth, not in your hand. What? That's the tagline for M&Ms. That's the slogan for M&Ms.

Yes, it is. I think they changed that. I don't think that's... No, it is. I don't think it's appropriate in 2020. Well, it was anyway. M&M. She likes M&Ms. She's got a hard shell and a chocolate centre.

She's like an onion. Yeah, you've got to peel it. I don't think we're going to get this one. Jude, is it because you like M&Ms? No, it's not. I mean, I do like M&Ms, but that's not true. That's too obvious. We're never going to get that. Why do they call you M&M? Because in the Catholic faith growing up, at the age of 10, you choose a patron saint to be confirmed with,

and I chose St. Margaret because I thought, hey, it matches my little name, Margaret. And I didn't realise that it becomes part of your name, so now my name is Jude Margaret Margaret. Jude Margaret Margaret! Okay, you've got a good nickname origin. That's good, I like that. Paul, hi. Hi, Margaret. Margaret. Okay, you've got a good nickname origin. That's good. I like that.

Paul, hi. Hi, Paul. Hey, how's it going? Good, man. What's your nickname? So my nickname is Paulax. Paulax. Paulax.

Maybe he gets constipated a lot and he needs a lot of laxatives. Oh, Paulax. Yeah. I see what you're saying. Oh, maybe he's super relaxed. He's super relaxed. And he's always sleeping everywhere, so people are like, oh, just Paul lacks. Oh, he's relaxed. That's the opposite of being Paul constipated.

Yeah. Yeah. Paul lacks. Very true. Paul lacks, bro. Why don't you just shout out like Paul? Why don't you Paul lacks? Yeah, I reckon it's because he's super easygoing and relaxed.

Okay, Paul lacks. Is it because you're very relaxed and easygoing? Unfortunately not. Why do they call you Paulax? Is it based on the Pokemon Snorlax? Indeed it is. Oh, we could have had that. Yes, I've got it.

I was a little fatter in my younger days and the nickname went around for Paulax instead of Snorlax. Yeah, right. And he snores. But, you know, it went with it. Yeah, just roll with it. Okay, wait there, Paulax. One more.

We're out of that one. Jono, hi. Hi, Jono. Hey, how you going? What's your nickname? My nickname is Falcon. Falcon. Falcon.

Copped a ball to the head quite severely. Yeah, people yell out, Falcon. That's what a falcon is, when you get hit in the head with the ball during sport. Either that or he sleeps spread eagle. Oh, maybe he sleeps spread eagle. Or maybe he's got a full wax and they call him based on a bald eagle. Yeah, right.

Well, that was falcon, not eagle, wasn't it? Is a falcon a type of eagle? I don't know. Maybe in the same family. Maybe he's got a pet falcon. No, he's a Ford man. Oh. He's a Ford man.

Okay, let's go with that. Jono, do they call you Falcon because you're a bogan, Ford-driving man? No, that is incorrect. Why do they call you Falcon? You had it first because I've been hit in the face

with a lot of balls. He's been hit in the face with a lot of balls. He's been hit in the face with a lot of balls. Damn it. No. Oh. You know, this was on track to be our best day ever if we'd just stuck to our guns. Okay, wait there, Jono.

It's got to go to Falcon, Eminem or Paulax. I like all of them. I think it should go to Jude Margaret Margaret. Yeah, Jude Margaret Margaret because she's been stuck with that name for so long. You've got the fuel. Yay. Thank you. Congratulations, Jude Margaret Margaret. Yeah, Jude Margaret Margaret because she's been stuck with that name for so long. You've got the fuel. Yay! Congratulations, Jude Margaret Margaret. What's your last name, Margaret?

No. Jude. Bree and Clint. She killed it last night, didn't she? Our contestant, yeah. Yeah, on KFC Hot Minute. Sugar babies. Yes.

Sugar mamas, sugar daddies. Explain the concept. The concept is essentially where you're paid to hang out with someone, have a relationship with them. I'm not too sure about all the details and I think every relationship is probably different. Yeah. But a lady has spoken out about how she decided to leave her marriage for the life as a sugar baby.

So let me get this clear. Did someone offer her to come and be their sugar baby or is she just going to be a sugar baby in general? Is there a person that she's left her husband for? So this is what she said. She goes, the first time I had sugar daddies, I was in my early 20s. I was exclusively daddies, I was in my early 20s. I was exclusively dating women, so I didn't do anything

of that kind with them. They would take me out, wine and dine me and take me home. They liked the idea of the challenge, I think. This time around, I got into it because I left my husband after he had an affair. Oh, okay. Suddenly, I was single. I was on a single income with double the bills.

We were officially divorced in August and I started seeing sugar daddies in September. Okay. She then said that she actually has nine sugar daddies currently. Wow, she will be rolling in it. So she actually became a sugar baby after leaving her husband. Yeah, after he had an affair. After he had an affair, right.

Yeah, so she said she's got multiple sugar daddies. One's 28. Yeah. She said another's 32, which is her age. She goes, my favourite sugar daddy is 50, and there is also one that lives near me but doesn't want to meet, who is in his 60s. They seem young, some of those.

Yeah. Like I think of it as an old man thing. Look, we're very open-minded on this show and very accepting, but Jesus, it's a weird concept, isn't it? Being a sugar baby to me is a weird concept. And being the guy who's paying for the relationship. I've heard it explained before where like really busy professionals are like look.

And someone just wants some companionship maybe. Yeah, they go I don't have time to date and I travel a lot. But I need that human connection. But I want the human connection and I want to go to dinner with someone and I want to flirt with them all night maybe. Maybe that's all they want to do. Yeah. And they just want to do that and they want to buy dinner and that.

And so they use the sugar baby service and they pay for it. Look, I get that, but it's still to me a weird idea. Yeah, it's an interesting concept. Yeah. And I don't think it's not for everyone, that's for sure. No. Have you ever talked to someone who's been a sugar? I thought you were going to say, have I ever sugar babied?

I don't think anyone would pay. Yeah, well. You know? Yeah, maybe. That I thought you were going to say, have I ever sugar babied? I don't think anyone would pay. Yeah, well... You know? Yeah, maybe. That's where you're meant to go. Of course they would. Yeah, thank you very much. No, yeah, absolutely. I actually know a guy who's been in a situation like this. What, he was a sugar baby? He's my age. I actually played rugby with him

and he had a... Sugar mama. Arrangement with a sugar mama where it was just accepted that he went around and he's a... Sugar mama. Arrangement with a sugar mama where it was just accepted that he went around and he's a very attractive guy. Good looking dude. Good looking dude. She was older, like about 20 years older. Okay.

And the relationship was he would go around. She would always make sure that he was fed. Right. And they would hang out. She would take him on dates. And each time he went there, he would get a gift. Not necessarily. I was going to say, would he get gifts?

Yeah. Because that's something that she talks about, how it's not always money. Sometimes cash, but not always. Yeah. He went away for a long weekend in return for a new iPhone. Oh. Yeah. So we're talking big scale gifts.

Big gifts. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So he was, are they still sugar babies if they're a boy? I guess they are, right? Absolutely they are. Are they jelly babies? Sugar babies.

They're all sugar babies. Do you reckon we could talk to any this afternoon? Well, yeah, I'd love to talk to someone who has done this or maybe knows someone who does it. Yeah. Or maybe is a sugar daddy or a sugar mama because we could get, you know, similar information out of those people. Yeah, this is obviously a sensitive topic so we can keep you guys anonymous if you do

want to contribute. But 0800 dials it in right now. Are you a sugar baby, a sugar mama, or a sugar daddy? Yeah. You can text us also on 9696. Sugar babies. No, they are not sweets. No.

Well, they can be. Yeah. A candy for someone. It's a concept that's been around for a long time but there's an article that's come out recently and it's about a woman who left her marriage after she found out that her husband was

having an affair and she decided to become a sugar baby. Yeah. She was like, stuff this, I'm just going to become a sugar baby and get taken care of. Well, she fell on financial hard times. Yeah. On one income, she said, and now she's got nine sugar daddies. I think we need to be clear about this,

that sugar babying doesn't necessarily involve doing the thing, right? It can be as simple as going on dates. It can be, but I think it ranges. Yeah. Everyone's different. Depending on the contract that you have. Every contract is different. So, yeah, that's why we're asking you guys.

Are we endorsing it as a practice? Not necessarily, but we're keen to know some more about it. Yeah, it's quite interesting. Keen to know if anyone listening does it. And we do have some calls. Jodie's here. Good afternoon, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie.

Hi, Bray. Hi, Clint. How are you? I'm very well. And yourself? Not too bad. Jodie, is this something you've done or someone that you know has done? So I had a sugar daddy and then we ended up falling for each other and having a kiss together.

Whoa. Why, Jodie? Okay, okay, okay. I've got to ask. If you guys fall for each other, at what point does he stop paying you? Well, we're not together right now, but he always makes sure my son has what he needs and that I'm okay because happy mum, happy son. Yeah, right.

And so he should because that's his kid. But, Jodie, how long into, long into the relationship where he was your sugar daddy did you guys fall for each other? It kind of just happened. We fell pregnant really fast because we were living a party lifestyle. Yeah, and then next minute we had a child together and before we had him we had fallen for each other. But we had a really cool life.

Do you still do it? Do you still sugar baby? Not really, but I think I have a preference of older guys because you don't get put through as much crap as younger ones. Yeah, right. You're like, I'm going to date them anyway. I might as well get paid to do it. Yeah, why not?

So can I ask, Jodie, how old was the guy that we're talking about that you had the kid with? 21 years older than me. Okay, so a fair age gap, isn't it? Okay, thank you, Jodie. No, not that line. Let's talk to this person who wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous.

Hi. Hello, how are you guys? Good. Is this something that, have you been a sugar daddy? No, I've been a sugar baby before. Oh, nice. Okay, cool. To a sugar daddy or a sugar mama?

A daddy. Yeah. Right. A couple of different times, but yeah, just good times and get treated well. What sort of money are we talking about? Yeah, how much? How much were you getting paid? Sometimes, so like on a night out for just like you get taken out for dinner, drinks,

and depending on what you had organized to happen by the end of it, you're talking around a grand or two. Sometimes it would just be dinner and that would be about $600. Do your parents know? Nope. No, I wouldn't think so. Can I ask, was it only one sugar daddy you had at one time or would you have multiple sugar daddies?

I kind of, the only time that I ever had more than one would be like just two on the go. They definitely wouldn't know about each other. Okay. They were just happy to have company. Is that, yeah, because I'm finding it hard to find the difference, like where the line is. Is it just company usually or?

Each to their own. They let you know what they're after or you let them know what your limits are or what the price is, basically. So everything at the end of the day, I think for most people or some people, there's a price to it. Yeah, fascinating. So interesting. And we've got one more anonymous caller.

Hello, anonymous. Hi. Hello. Is this you that's done this, done a bit of sugar babying or are you a sugar mama? I was a sugar baby. Okay. How long were you a sugar baby for? Not long because I ended

up helping him get back with his wife. No way! Yeah. So how long were you his sugar baby for before you like counselled him back to his wife? I went on a couple of dates with him and we started messaging and we were talking about how he

was married and I said I was a bit uncomfortable because he's married with kids. Oh god, okay. Oh no, and I said to him I actually feel quite uncomfortable and he was like no, no, no, my marriage is in a shamble and started venting to me about it. I offered advice, they ended up getting back together, happy as and he doesn't talk to me anymore and the I offered advice. They ended up getting back together. Happy as, and he doesn't talk to me anymore. And the worst part is, I never got paid. No! No!

You just had to be someone's psychologist and you didn't even get a fee. Damn it. You've got to charge extra for that. You've got to charge up front. Oh, rough. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, we'll take these three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one track on their 16th. The first person who's playing today is Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good.

How are you? Good, good. You sound like you're in a good mood. Yeah. Have a good day? Yeah. Surprisingly, handling it with two young ones trying to cook dinner you? Good, good. You sound like you're in a good mood. Have a good day? Yeah. Surprisingly handling it with two young ones

trying to cook dinner, they're running amok and I'm still happy and not drinking yet. Not drinking yet? Wow. You're a super woman. All mums are super women. What day of the week do you wait for before you have a drink, Vanessa? Monday? That ends in Y. Did you say Monday?

You deserve it, Vanessa. You drink when you want. What's your birthday? 9th of March, 87. All right. You were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of March. And, Vanessa, this is your birthday banger. Tattoo.

Were they Russian? Is that where they were from? Something like that, yeah. Something like that, eh? Do you remember Tattoo, Vanessa? I do, yeah. That's your birthday banger. Okay.

Nice. Yeah. That was a moment in time, that song. Okay, wait there. It was so scandalous because they were lesbian. Is that what it was? Oh, they kissed in the film clip or something. They kissed in the film clip

or something and everyone was in up in arms about it. Yeah, the 2000s were a weird time. Jeannie, hi. Hi, Janine. Oh, Janine.

Hi, guys. Hi. It's okay, Clint. Everybody gets it wrong. It's okay. Oh, I feel terrible now. How are you going? Yeah, no, good.

I'm with Vanessa. I'm, you know, I've been stuck at home with kids. I've actually got injuries. Yeah, I know. Broken fingers and stuff. And yeah, we've just been to the supermarket and I'm ready to go home for a drink. I was going to say, have you started drinking? You're on the way, aren't you? What's your drink of choice, Janine?

I'm really, really close. Yeah. What's your birthday? Let's do your birthday banger. Oh, sorry. 15th of June, 1980. All right, you were 16 in 1996 on the 15th of June. And on that day, this was number one. Janine, this would go well with your drink tonight, I feel like. Yeah, maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe after quite a few. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe after quite a few. Yeah, right. Everyone's into the Macarena after a number of drinks. I know I am. We can all get there eventually. Hi, James. Welcome to Birthday Banger.

What's your birthday, James? 5th of July 1988. Right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 5th of July and on that Right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 5th of July. And on that day, this was number one. I feel so small. I guess I need you, baby. And everything I see.

Oh, my God. What is this? James, does that suit you? I would hope not. No, that's not going well at all. That's Britney, right? You don't remember that song from her? No.

That was huge. What's it called? It's called Every Time. Yeah, right. It's a really sad film clip, really sad song. Is it even more sad now when you see what she's going through? Yes. Right.

Yeah, it makes quite a bit of sense. James, if you were in charge, would you have us choose a sad Britney Spears song as the winner of Birthday Banger? If it was Monday, I would understand, but we're Wednesday, we're over the hump. We're probably not the Macarena. Yeah, right.

I think we need Tattoo. I'm a Macarena girl. You're voting for the Macarena? Yeah, why not? Okay, hang on a second. I'm just going to see if we even have the tattoo song. Oh. So I could win by default.

Oh, no, here it is. No, we do have it. We'll go to split vote. Producer Anastasia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? Yeah, it's got to be the Macarena. Yes, my girl. How good is that song? It's so good.

Yes, Janine, this one's for you. Maybe I haven't had enough drinks yet, but let's give it a go. Congratulations, Janine. Thanks, guys. Made my day. No worries, mate. Drink up. Mary and Clint, birthday bangers on ZM. I am not trying to be gay.

When I dance they call me Magarena. And the boys they say que soy buena. They all want me. They can't have me. So they all come and dance beside me. Moan with me. Chant with me. And if you could I'd take you home have me. I don't want him. Couldn't stand him. He was no good, so I...

Now, come on. What was I supposed to do? He was out of town, and his two friends were so fine. I am not trying to seduce you. ¡Suscríbete al canal! ¡Vamos! Bye. ¡Suscríbete al canal! ZM Brand Clint. It's Los Del Rio. And the Makarena, the winner of Birthday Banger. I've got no regrets about choosing that. Yeah, it went better than I thought it would. Such a good song.

I mean, I was enjoying it until we got into an extremely heated debate about running in the studio. Yeah, running, okay. Yeah. Yeah. You, Brie, well, some of us are talking about doing a half, we're just talking about doing a half marathon, and you just said out loud that running requires no skill.

I just don't like running. Yeah, right. Do you like running, George? George has said that she would do the half. I don't like it, but every day I feel like the only thing Clint has on me is to go, have you trained for your running today? Did you train for that marathon? I'm like, do you know anything about me?

Do you know anything else about me? Clint told us that he was going to run the Auckland Health Marathon and now he's backed out. Yeah, no, I've chickened out. I'm just not good at it. Don't like it. Bree and Clint. Dead M's Hot Minute with KFC.

Hot and spicy's back at KFC for a limited time, so we're playing KFC's Hot Minute. You get a whole bunch of questions, fighter. You've got 60 seconds to answer as many as you can. Every one that you get right, you get $50 cash and five chicken dollars from KFC. Yeah, that's right. $5 for every question.

And Michaela, you have a shot at winning some money and some KFC chicken dollars. Ooh, thanks, guys. Okay, we're going to start this timer. Bree will be running the questions. You can pass. Yes. But you won't get a second chance at any questions.

Everyone that you get right, you'll get that prize, all right? Perfect. I believe you said you did pretty well at this listening last night, Michaela. I did. Okay, great. I was hoping it goes the same way tonight. Well, we're backing you in. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready Okay, great. I was falling in the same way tonight. Well, we're backing you in. Are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready. Good luck. Thank you. What is the name of the second Hunger Games movie? Pass. Pass. Which member of One Direction was the first to leave? Oh, Louise.

No. Who sings this song? That's right. The three primary colours are blue, red and what other colour? Green? No. How many rolls are in a baker's dozen? Twelve?

No. Who sings this song? That is the thing. 12? No. Who sings this song? I'll give you that. We'll give you that. Yeah, that's fine. Yep. Which house was Harry Potter in? That's right.

Which sport does Cristiano Ronaldo play? That's it. Time up. Okay. Oh, on the buzzer there. That means you got three right, which you get $150, which is pretty decent. And $15 chicken dollars.

Yeah, $15 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Okay, thank you so much. It's so much harder in the moment, eh, Michaela? And to be honest, Michaela, I mean, who knows the name of the second Hunger Games movie? That was a tough question. Hunger Games 2?

No idea. Like, they all just blend into one for me. I just called them the Hunger Games. Yeah, same. Well done, mate. We're getting that prize out to you ASAP. KFC's now serving up extra heat with hot and spicy chicken. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Do you like that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio? Catch me if you can. Have you seen it? Yeah, yeah. Have you actually seen it? Yeah. No, you haven't.

I don't know. It was that long ago, but I know what it's about, so I've probably seen it. It's what you always say. The one where he impersonates a pilot. I've probably seen it because I know what happens. Right, yeah. So he's pretty much –

I have seen it because he sits in the jump seat. There you go. That's it. Yeah, he does. Well, you could have watched the trailer. That's in the trailer. Yeah, well – Anyway, he essentially impersonates all these different professions,

makes fake checks, does all that stuff. He pretty much is one of the best – I think it's based on a true story. Yeah, it's based on a true story. Anyway, there's a guy over in Florida in the US who's pretty much having a catch me if you can moment after he rolled into a Porsche dealership And he purchased that Porsche with a counterfeit check. Who is accepting a check in 2020? What car dealer who works in a high-end Porsche dealership

is going, this seems legit? 42-year-old Casey Kelly apparently thought he'd cracked the system after he'd made a bunch of fake checks on his computer. Yeah, right. Did he make them in Word? Anyway, so obviously... Or you just Google image search, check, and then print out the first one that comes up.

I'm just thinking about the dealer. He's like, no, this is fine, but I'm going to have to add a 25 cent check tax. The guy's like, sweet as man. Give yourself a $50 tip if you like. So apparently he drove the car out of the dealership, had the car for the whole day, was living it up. He then decided, because that was such a success, he goes, oh, I'm on here.

I'm going to write some more checks. I'm going to go down to the jewellery store and purchase some Rolexes. Good, yeah, they'll go well with the Porsche. Which is really good. Butwellery store and purchase some Rolexes. Good. Yeah, they'll go well with the Porsche. Which is really good. But he didn't decide. Some Rolexes.

He didn't decide to purchase one Rolex. He decided he was going to purchase three Rolexes. That should have been another giveaway to the Rolex dealership. Exactly. They should have gone, who buys three Rolexes with a check? And it was. So at the Rolex dealership, if that's at the jewelers, they were like, okay, well, this is strange.

So they pretty much called the police. The other lady's like, no, it's fine. He's got a Porsche. No, look, look at the car he's driving. It checks out. Anyway, so they pretty much were like, nah, this is dodgy. Called the police and, yeah, apparently they picked him up and found all these other checks that he had printed.

Ready to go. Ready to go. Right. I want to know where you stop. Once you realise that they work and you've gone Porsche, Rolex, do you try and buy a house? Like, do you go bigger or do you go smaller? Do you go like McDonald's drive-thru, order everything on the menu

and then try and buy with a cheque? I, to be honest, like do you even remember the last time you saw someone with a cheque? Yeah, it was when I worked in a gas station 15 years ago. And even then we were like, bro, don't you have an EFTPOS card? Come on! Told you before, Brie, I've chosen to start my day with some news recently and I've tuned into the state broadcaster TVNZ for some credible, reliable, hard-hitting news. It's my choice for in the mornings.

Me too. Instead, I've been hit with celebrity weatherman, Matty McLean, bringing down the standard at the state broadcaster once again and he joins us on the show now. Matty, good afternoon. Hello, Matty. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you?

What have I done? Yeah, what's he done that's so bad? I'm going to play you a clip of an out and about story that Matty submitted. Actually, it was live. It went to air live on the show yesterday morning, okay? Okay. And Matty, I want you to listen carefully

and tell me if you think, and Bree's going to do this too, if you think what you hear is appropriate to be broadcast on television. Here we go. I've chosen my colours, so I just dip in there, right? Yep, just little dips. Oh, God. There we go.

All right. Now you need to go to the glory hole and put that in the fill. Oh, you're killing me. The glory hole. Okay. Keep it on centre, Matty. All right. It goes in there and I keep turning.

Keep turning. Oh, my God. Oh, God. High stakes. Oh, it looks like it's centre, Matty. All right. It goes in there and I keep turning. Keep turning. Oh, my God. Oh, God. High stakes. Oh, it looks like it's melting, Phil. It's melting right in there, which is exactly what we want. Okay. Oh, God.

Keep turning, mate, and pulling it down a bit. If it goes a bit donkey like that, just wait a little bit there. Backhand up a bit. And we're just rolling that tip. You've got to get down there and get on it. Oh, my God. There you go. A little bit of colour on the tip.

Now back to the glory hole, mate. I'll have what he's having. Now, in there, just words that I wouldn't expect to hear. Glory hole was one of them. Well, you don't have to repeat it. Glory hole in there. Tip. Something about the tip.

Something about... Dip in the tip. Dip in the tip, yeah. Dip, tip, melting. Something about sticking it in. It just, there was a lot going on. Riding. Bree, what do you think, without the visual,

what do you think Matty was actually doing there? He was at a glory hole. I thought that's what was happening. And Matty, would you like to confirm What you were actually doing for us Well it gets worse Because what I was doing was blowing That's what I said

So I was right Say the wrist Matty Say the wrist You were at I was glass blowing That's very dangerous at one of those places to do that ZM's Free in Clint

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