ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 6th 2019

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

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Good everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hello guys, good to be back on the podcast. What did you do yesterday on the podcast intro? Oh, we talked about Ellie's birthday present. Oh, I see you're wearing your birthday present. I am again, round two. Yeah, love it. We just wanted to find out if you were right about the PlayStation controller,

if it was more a present for her boyfriend or for her. And I don't know if we got a true answer because I think Ellie's too polite. Yeah, she is very polite. I did ask her when she'd had a few lemonades on the old Saturday night. I don't remember you saying that to me. And Ellie goes, yeah, no, you're right, you're right.

No, did I? No, I didn't. No, you did. This sounds suspicious. This sounds very suspicious. Okay, let's get it out the open right now. We got it out yesterday. And what was it?

I want to know the answer. She said a PlayStation controller would have been lovely as well, but she's very grateful for the presents she received. So from that answer, I believe she would rather what she got. What do you guys think? I think so too. I just think we're never going to get a true answer out of her. I think she's too nice.

No, I think that's the answer. Blink once, Ellie, if that's right. No, I'm not blinking at all. Look at her. Now she's too nice. No, I think that's the answer. Blink once, Ellie, if that's right. No, I'm not blinking at all. Look at her. Now she's embarrassed. Today on the podcast, there's a very awkward exchange. Can you make sure all that's in there? The guy with the mother-in-law stuff?

Yeah, it's all in there. Yeah, that's very awkward. Yeah, what a ripper. Yeah. Won't give away too much, but let's just say Christmas at his girlfriend's family's house is going to be very awkward for the next few years. Just one other thing on the Ellie present thing. Oh, God.

I want to tell you something that happened Saturday night. So I walked up to Ellie and gave her the present, the gift, because we do a thing on our show where when it's one of our birthday, we all go in. Yes. Like the other three buy a gift altogether and we give it to the person. Anyway, I've given her the gift and obviously I was like, this is from me, Clint and Ben. And she already knew that anyway.

And then she's walked over to the bench and she was opening this gift and her sister Paige walks over and Ellie goes, oh, look what I got. And I got these shoes and I was standing right there and I was the only person standing there. And then she opens the Mac voucher and she's like, look how much they got me with the Mac voucher. And then Paige looks at me and she goes, how much money do you earn?

Thinking I got her the whole lot. And at one point I nearly thought, I should just say I got her the whole lot. Just claim it, yeah. It's not Ellie, it's Ellie's sister. Just claim it. I'll just claim it. So when you're standing next to a fancy car and a stranger walks past and goes, nice car, man. Thanks, yeah. It's not Ellie, it's Ellie's sister. Just claim it. Yeah, I'll just claim it. It's like when you're standing next to a fancy car

and a stranger walks past and goes, nice car, man. Yeah, thanks, mate. You just go, thanks, bro. I'm in real estate. Here's today's podcast. Enjoy, everybody. Bye.

Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Brie's back. Hi guys. Back from the secret mission. I told everybody a little bit about what it was. Hangover. No.

I'm just joking, it wasn't. No, no, the laser. No. The laser downstairs. No, it wasn't because of that. Wasn't it? No. Oh shit, I told everybody that the laser had... You know that it wasn't because of that. No't it? No. Oh, shit, I told everybody that the laser had...

You know that it wasn't because of that. No, I told everybody yesterday that the laser had adverse effects. Did you? Yeah, because you hadn't had it for so long, they had to crank the laser up to 11, and it went right through. But that's what you told us. That's what you told us. So now we're confused.

No, I did not tell you guys that. Oh, was that not for the radio that night? It was not related to shushing the bush, all right? I told everyone you were waste even a pool of aloe vera. No, no. It had nothing to do with me getting laser on my lady business. Yeah, true, and I agree. That definitely didn't.

That's definitely not the reason she was away. Can you stop saying it like that? No, I'm with you. I'm with you. That's not the reason Brie was away, and I'm sorry for saying it. I shouldn't have said it. I was filming for something, which I can tell you later on in the year. Were you filming it?

Producer Ben, you stay in your lane. Today on the show, your chance to get to the Bledisloe Cup, All Blacks versus Wallabies. You'll come with Bree and I. It's at Eden Park. It's a doubleheader too. The Black Ferns are playing first against Australia.

Awesome. This is going to be my first All Blacks game. Yeah. If you want to come, you can play Bledisloe Bangers with us at 4.30 today. Plus, we've got Troye Sivan tickets to give away. That'll happen just before 6 o'clock if you want to see Troye Sivan. Plus, we're pushing the Barocca button every single hour, so there's lots to win on the show today.

So much stuff to win. Next on the show, though, there is a river in Australia that is flowing with cash. It's a real thing. There is money flowing down a river at the moment. Literally. And people are fishing it out of the river. We're going to talk about when you found some money next. And how much

was it? Yeah. This is Billy Eilish and Bad Guy. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Have and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Have you ever found like a decent amount of money? There's a story today about a schoolboy in Australia in Illawarra. Yeah, Illawarra. Where's Illawarra?

New South Wales. New South Wales. So where Sydney is? Yeah. Is it near Sydney? Yeah. Right. It's in the most Australian place ever. He's found money floating down a river in Mullet Creek on Bongbong Road.

This is not a joke, by the way, guys. At Dapto. Yep, Dapto. Know it well. That's the location. That's the location he reported it. I'm at Mullet Creek on Bongbong Road in Dapto. Don't get me to say it.

Really? I'm at Illawarra. Oh, yeah. Down at the Mullet Creek on Bongbong Road at Dapto. Don't get me to say it. Really? I'm in Illawarra. Oh, yeah. Down at the Mullet Creek on Bongbong Road at Dapto. Get down here. The cat has found, like, heaps. They haven't specified the exact amount, but heaps of $50 notes floating down the creek.

I've said thousands of dollars. Yeah. He then has called a family member who's come down, and that family member has called the police. Oh, no. Oh, well, don't ruin it. This is the police officers down there. Police are currently on scene.

We have retrieved an amount of money from the creek at this stage. However, we're just waiting on some additional resource. Additional resources. They're literally standing on a bridge with a net on a stick while the money floats by just trying to get it. Like, oh, yeah, got some, got some. They've got the best pool boys Illawarra has to offer. I guess in Australia, because I'm like, man,

just get in there and get the money for yourself. Might get bit by a croc, eh? Can't get in there. Might get bit by a croc. Not in Illawarra. Really? No, they're only up in the hot areas. What about a snake?

Could you get a snake in Illawarra? Yeah, well, I guess you could. You'd risk your own life for free $50 notes in Australia. What do you reckon would have happened? What are some of the circumstances where that could have happened? For money to be... Maybe a money truck carrying lots of money has crashed upstream and heaps of money flew into the water.

Maybe, yeah. Maybe an ATM machine exploded and all the money blew into the gutter and then it rained and all the money washed down the drain and then washed out to sea. Maybe there was a really big idiot fisherman who thought putting 50s on his hook

was going to get him the bats. Maybe it's bait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a drug dealer needed to ditch their stash of counterfeit cash really quickly and just chucked it in the river. Yeah, I think the last one. Either way, the kid's probably better off he didn't get it himself. But I think that's BS.

He should get it. If no one claims it, he should get it. But if it belongs to someone. He found it. Yeah, but if it belongs to a gang and then they find out that the kid got the money and they've given it to him,

they'll just show up and be like, oi, kid, give us our money. Like you're a marked kid. And they'd know which kid you are too because you'd show up in like a Lamborghini to school the next day. You know, it's not worth it.

It's not worth it. How much do you think a Lamborghini's worth? I don't know. He said he found a couple thousand. Or a Lamborghini bike? I don't know. He said he found a couple thousand. Or a Lamborghini bike. I don't know. I started thinking what a kid would show up with that was baller.

I don't know. We wanted to ask this afternoon, though, have you found any cash? Have you found any money anywhere? Yeah. How much? Did you keep it? Did you turn it in? Did you find a decent amount?

Where did you find it? Were there dodgy circumstances? Whose was it? Can you buy us something? Yeah. Do you need all of it? Are you single? 0800 dial ZM.

How much money did you find is what we want to know this afternoon. You can also text us on 9696. Are you single? ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. A young man at a place called Mullet Creek in Bongbong in Dipto in Illawarra in Australia has found some money floating down the river. And the police have been called.

And it looks like he's going to get none of it. You know, that's the... That's BS. I don't agree with that. The police have said, oh, we've got to take this away and figure out where it came from and that sort of thing. You've got to think that the cop who's fishing it out in the net, like if a 50 slipped into your pocket.

I mean, I didn't mean to cast any aspersions on the fine police force of Australia, but come on. If you fished out $1,050 notes, you'd keep one, wouldn't you? It doesn't send a great message. For some mackers on the way home. To people, you know, to do the right thing. You feel like if you, you know, came forward and you're like, I found all this money, that if they couldn't find the owner,

you would get it. You'd hope you'd get it back, right? Yeah. So we're asking, have you found some money? How much did you find? Where was it? What was the deal? Good afternoon, Darren.

Hey, how's it going? Daz, where'd you find the money? I was driving my car and I noticed there was like a $50 note blown across the road. I was like, okay, I'll stop and grab that. And as I got out of my car, I could see another one and another one and another one and it ended up about 400 bucks.

Yes. Why? Do you know where it was coming from? No, no idea. There was no other cars around and no other people around. You can't hand in 400 bucks that blew across the road, can you?

Because you're not going to go to the... I did. Oh, you did? You handed it in. Yeah, I did. I went in and the cop said, oh, we'll hold on to it. And they did for about a month and then he rang me up and said, oh, no one's claimed it, so if you want it, it's yours.

I went, of course I want it. Hell yeah, Darren. What a win. And you've done the right thing. You stopped for 50 bucks blowing across the road. Would you stop if you saw 5 bucks blowing across the road? Yeah, probably. Anything in note form, right? Any note is a win. I love this text on the text machine.

Someone's texted through and they said they worked at a shop on Boxing Day. They were working at this place. I'm not going to name the place, but they were working at this place. And anyway, they found a handbag that obviously someone was testing out. Yeah. They'd put all their stuff into. Yeah. And they'd forgotten their wallet inside the handbag.

Anyway, turns out $3,500 inside the wallet. Oh, you hand that in? Yeah. You hand in someone's wallet. They had a license and everything with it, so they handed it in. But they also said it would have been a nice bonus, though. Yeah, it would if you're working Boxing Day. Hi, Nadia.

Hiya. What kind of would if you're working Boxing Day. Hi, Nadia. Hiya. What kind of money did you find where? A couple of years ago around Christmas time, I found a wallet in a mall car park with close to $800 and a couple of unchecked lotto tickets as well, actually. Oh! And what did you do, Nadia? I tried to get in touch with the guy.

I managed to get in touch with him after sort of a few days, and, yeah, he was pretty grateful to get it back. Did you drop the line? Oh, yeah, if there's a lot of tickets come through, maybe... Split it? Yeah, split it. What's that? Oh, yeah, no, he actually is, he gave me, he came back later and gave me $100 grocery vouchers.

Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's a nice thing to do. Hey, Brittany. Hey, how are you? How much money did you find, Brittany? I found just under $7,000. Whoa!

Where? Yeah. It was crazy. You know on a betting machine how you can make bets? Yeah, like the... Like in the PAB? Yes, the automated ones. Yeah, yeah.

Self-service. I forgot to print their little balance. So it was just sitting there on the screen. What? So you've walked up to this machine and you've looked at it and then someone had $7,000 in their account. Yeah, in their account. It's not really an account.

It's just one of those little pieces of paper that you, like, print off once you've finished making your extra bet. So you could have taken that money to the counter and cashed it in. Is that right? Cashed in. Yeah, that's correct. And what did you do, Brittany? Okay, so it was a friend of me, but we sat on it for like about 12 hours

deliberating what we were going to do. But we ended up taking it to the police and giving it to them. Yeah, you've done the right thing. Do you know if they found the right person? Yeah, so apparently, funny story actually, they came back in, the cashier guy, he was like, oh, yeah, I did see these two girls and they looked a little bit dodgy walking around. And I was like, what the?

Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. It was you. You were the dodgy girl. Yeah, no, he ended up, the guy actually ended up giving $200 to the police and they gave it back to us and they were like, oh, thank you. There you go. $7,000 would have been better though. Yeah, $7,000.

I feel like you deserve $1,000 out of that. Yeah, come on. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's go to LA and get the latest.

From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. From sunny California. Dean, you've got details on the first ever

Victoria's Secret transgender model. Yes, I have. This is exciting. It's a long time coming. They have finally cast. She is Brazilian. She is fabulous.

And she is flawless. And people are absolutely loving the fact that we've got our first transgender model for Victoria's Secret. Now, you know, as you may know, they have been struggling as a company. Like, they've been losing sales. Even though the hype is there and the illusion and the drama and the sexiness of the brand is still there, people have not been buying Victoria's Secret clothes like they used to. And they've been getting slammed by never having, one, a transgender model, and two, about their opinions on different body shapes that the models should have.

So they've never had a nice broad range of models. It's always been, you know, they all look like Kendall Jenner. So there you go. They've been slammed. But this could be a really cool new turning leaf for the company. The reason the sales are dropping is because no one can fit their undies. That's exactly it. Dean, I would agree with that.

I have a few pairs of those underwear. Victoria's Secret. They always go up my bum crack. Always. That as well, right? Yeah. Plus, you can't try them on. You can't.

I mean, not that you know. No, well, yeah, you can't. But, yeah, no, it'd be nice to see the Victoria's Secret brand hire a few, you know, maybe. Regular-sized people? Regular-sized people. Yeah. Because, I mean, the models that they hire are unachievable.

No, it's crazy, those shows. But that's interesting. Yeah, they're crazy. Also, ASAP Rocky is back in the United States after being detained in a Swedish prison. I imagine Swedish prisons are quite nice, compared to the rest of prisons. But what's he up to?

What's he doing in the States? You'd think they'd be nice because everyone in Sweden is so hot. You'd think that the jails would just be like models, you could just do a Victoria's Secret runway show at the jail. Well, they haven't. He's finally home.

He caught a private jet back to LA. He's been released while they wait for the verdict, which, by the way, is probably going to be a positive verdict, which is why they let him actually go back to America. And he spent the morning yesterday at, would you believe, Kanye West's Sunday service. So he got straight back into praise of the Lord with who else but Yeezy. Well, Kanye's the one who put Donald Trump onto his case,

and Donald Trump is the one who gave the case global attention. There's a real awkward thing there, though, because if ASAP Rocky doesn't support Donald Trump, does he still have to say thank you? Like, does he still owe him something? Does he have to come out and say, oh, thanks for that? Yeah, but he texted him. He did text him.

Send him a tweet. Oh, send him a tweet, yeah. Yeah, send him a tweet. Yeah, all right. Okay, that's the latest out of Hollywood with Dean McCarthy. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I've got a bit of a A bit of a Mystery

Like a mystery for everybody To try and solve You can do this in your car I want you to have a go at it Bree Is it Cluedo? I love Cluedo Kind of Kind of like that

That's a great game isn't it? It is a great game I'll give you the details of this story And producers Ben and Ellie You can see if you can figure this one out too Okay So there's a male basketball player His name is Donnell Cooper and he's

a pretty good basketball player. He just missed out on the NBA draft in 2013 and he's been playing in France and Greece for the last few years in the European leagues, which you can still make a lot of money in. He recently quit, citing family reasons. It's since come out that the real reason he quit is because he failed a drug test. Now, when he took the drug test, which he had to do to sign with a new team, the results came back and it showed that his urine contained a hormone called HCG. Never heard of it. HCG.

Horse tranquiliser. No, not horse tranquiliser. Close. It's not actually a drug that's in his system. It's a hormone that the body only produces when it's pregnant. Buzzy G. Oh, so he's obviously been taking, what, estrogen? No, that's not the reason.

Is he pregnant? He's been sucking on someone's breasticle. No. I was really worried about where you were going to go with that. Is he trans? No, he's not trans. No. He has lost his contract, by the way. Everything's gone through and they've said, no, you're not playing for us.

Then what the hell? Because they found a pregnancy hormone in his urine. Any other guesses on how he could have got it? Any other guesses? Um... He put it in there? No. It was a depository.

No. Donnell, was that his name? Is that what I said his name was? Yeah. Donnell was trying to cheat the drug test and he submitted his girlfriend's urine instead of his own. Oh, right. That's a lot more simple.

So he was, the argument there is that he was definitely on drugs. Right. So that's why he's lost the contract. So yeah, it wasn't an accident. He hasn't like gone to the fridge

and grabbed hers by mistake. No, he intentionally submitted her urine. The kicker to this story is they didn't know they were pregnant. Great. Oh, jeepers. What a twist. So in the big old one-two, they've gone, congratulations, you're pregnant and you're fired at the exact same time. What a world of emotions that guy's gone through.

I know, right? You know I've been drug tested before? Have you? I've gone through sporting drug tests. Oh, for sport, when you're playing softball? Baseball. Yeah, softball. Softball. I went through, I've done quite tested before. Have you? I've gone through sporting drug tests. Oh, for sport. When you were playing softball? Baseball. Yeah, softball. Softball.

I went through, I've done quite a few actually and it is the most awkward thing. You have to pee in front of them, eh? Well, I was sitting there. Do you? Yeah, so they actually sit and this one woman, she was known to be a real hard ass in that testing world and everyone would talk about it because she would do this thing.

So you would walk into the toilet stall with the door open and most of them would just kind of stand there and they wouldn't really look directly at you, but they would just stand there and you'd have the door open. This woman, no joke, would squat down. Down by your business. Kind of like a softball umpire. Yeah. Squat down so she'd be eye level with your v come out. Down by your business. Kind of like a softball umpire. Yeah, like a, yeah.

Squat down so she'd be eye level with your vaheen. Oh my God. And she would just eyeball your lady business. She'd be like, yep, coming out of you. Some people run a hose. They run a hose down their bum crack and threw into their bits. And then they've got a bag under their arm or something and they squeeze the bag and that's how they get someone else's urine sample to come out.

There's all kinds of different ways of doing it. I did kind of think, I was like, come on, lady, this isn't the NBA. It's like, you know what I mean? She's sticking her finger in it to see if it's warm. You're like, yep, no, that's yours. Yeah, no, all right. Let me take, no, too fast.

Did you pass? Yes, I passed. Okay, sweet. Nice. Well, why are you here? Why aren't you still playing softball? You know, I just thought maybe there's another Yes, I passed. Okay, sweet. Nice. Well, why are you here? Why aren't you still playing softball? You know, I just thought maybe there's another story that we don't know. I passed that one.

Yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed in. Over the weekend, I was spending some time with one of my good mates, Big Gay Gorgeous Al. He's been on the show quite a lot. Yeah, oh yeah. Mostly for dating stuff.

Mostly for dating catastrophes. Yeah, mostly for that. But over the weekend, producer Ellie was actually there and we're at this place where he's used the public restroom and Alan's come out of the restroom and he said to us, he goes, oh, I just saw a guy in the restroom obviously go to the bathroom and then he didn't wash his hands, so I verbally shouted, you should wash your hands, it's gross. Oh, my God, mind your own business.

You can't say that to people. Yeah, like, yuck. Like, I agree, but if it's a public restroom and you're going your own way after that, it has very little impact on you. Oh, well, I guess you are touching the door handle that the other person has to touch. Oh, trust me, that one person is not going to affect the door handle. It's the 45 other people that have touched that door handle in the last 10 minutes that are going to affect

it. Did that many people really not wash their hands, especially after using a public bathroom? I've always wanted to do this and set up a camera, like a hidden camera, just at the hand basin. Not where it can see the urinals or anything. I'm not a creep. But just at the hand basin. And just to get some stats. To get some stats on how many people do and don't wash their hands.

Because I don't know. And you know what? That's the beauty of being tall is when you leave, you can open the door using the very top corner of the door where no one else would touch. I do that all the time at the bathrooms here at work. Because I'm germophobic or open it with your foot. Yeah, don't trust it.

This was literally one of the biggest, most constant fights in one of my previous relationships. What's that? I had an ex that they wouldn't wash their hands after they used the bathroom. Ew. And I would just constantly be like, can you please wash your hands? Like, it's grossing me out.

How did you know they didn't wash their hands? Were they an open door toilet user? Yeah. Were you at that part of your relationship? Yeah. Was it an en suite? Oh, not twos. Not twos.

It was an en suite. En suite. Yeah. I even at one point bought really nice fancy hand wash. To try and trick them into washing their hands? To try and entice them. Yeah. And nothing.

Oh, it worked for like two weeks. Why were they so anti-hand wash. Try and trick them into washing their hands. Try and entice them. And nothing. Oh, it worked for like two weeks. Why were they so anti-hand washing? They were a bit OCD and they had this weird thing about their hands being wet. I don't know. Really? Yeah, I think that's what it was. You'd rather have dirty, dry germ hands than wet, clean hands. I have a weird thing that if I go to the bathroom and I don't wash my hands,

I can't touch anything because I feel weird about it. So I just have to go wash them. Some people just don't wash them though. Some people just go, nah, it's not high. Some people are busy. Some people are like, it's not high on my to-do list. No, thank you.

And they see it as a personal thing too. They don't see the impact on others. They just go, nah, it only affects me and I'm fine with it. What about like, oh. What about all kinds of things? What about shared keyboards at work? Like this keyboard that I use, I share this with Fletch. I assume he's a hand washer.

He's a very clean guy. No, no, no. He looks like it. No, I'm just joking. But you know, you just assume. And that mouse. And that mouse. Oh, now I feel gross about where I'm working.

What about. But I am a bit of a germaphobe, so... Maybe I am a bit of a germaphobe because the thought of people not washing their hands, I just think that everyone does. Well, this is what we're going to do this afternoon. We're going to open up a safe space, not a hygienic one, but we won't judge. Do you want to come clean this afternoon

and see what I did there? Do you want to wash your hands of the situation? Do you want to rid yourself of that burden? Are you a closet non-hand washer? Here's what we can do. We can change your name. Yes. We can even disguise your voice, okay,

so that people won't know that it's you but we just want to talk to someone who is adamant about not washing their hands. Are you willing to speak up this afternoon? 0800 dial ZM. Are you a closet non-hand washer? Are you the voice of your community? You can text us also on 9696.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's a safe space here this afternoon, kind of. We want you to come out. We want you to come out of the closet. Are you a closeted non-hand washer? Yeah. Do you just not wash your hands when you use a public bathroom? You dated one.

I did and it was the biggest fight. Well, one of the arguments we used to have a lot in our relationship, I'd be like, can you just wash your hands? Because then they'd touch my face. What about when they cooked your food? Oh, I didn't even think about that. Because from memory, didn't they cook quite a bit? Yes.

I hated it. It used to really rile me up. We want to know, are you willing to come out as a closet non-hand washer? We can keep you anonymous, but these people have said they don't need to be kept anonymous. For the record, our voice changer is not working, so if you want your voice changed,

you need to change your own voice. Emily, good afternoon. Hello. Emily, you're loud and proud you're a closeted non-hand washer? Yeah, kind of. Give us the details. So I've got lots of allergies, and if I wash my hands a lot,

then I start reacting to the allergies a lot more. So before I cook, then I'll obviously wash my hands. And if I'm going to the toilet and then I'm eating, then I'll wash my hands. But I try not to throughout the day because that's the one thing that actually stops quite a lot of the issues that I've got. Oh, wait, wait, wait. You just sound like you wash your hands at the right time.

Cooking, going to the toilet and eating. Are you washing your hands? Check, check. Only if I'm going to the toilet and then eating. If I'm going to the loo and then going back outside to work, then probably, yeah, no, I don't. Oh. What if it's a number twos?

Then I, well, I go outside and work on a farm anyway's a number twos? Then I, well, I go outside and work on a farm anyway so as soon as I go outside I'm going to get shit, literally probably shit

on my hands anyway. Okay. Alright, alright. Hey, like we said, it's a safe space. We're asking you to come forward. Someone who does want to remain anonymous

is on the show with us now. Hello, anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Yeah, g'day. Yeah, by the way, the voice change is not working so you've got to change your own voice if you want a fake voice. Oh, okay. I'll change my voice to this, eh. Yeah, g'day. Yeah, by the way, the voice change is not working, so you've got to change your own voice if you want a fake voice. Oh, okay, I'll change my

voice to this, eh? Yeah, that's good, that's better. Anonymous, you don't wash your hands? Nah, I don't. What about, even number two's Anonymous? Oh, I always on a number two, but like when I'm just doing a number one by myself, I always don't wash my hands. Oh, and then

do you, wait, when you meet people, so say you've been to the bathroom and you've held your business, your man business, and then you meet someone, you just shake their hands and they unwillingly know that. No, well, I don't wash my hands. I've got that dead tall stuff that you chuck on your hands because I've got a baby, so I'm always after a ciggy or something, I'll go and start something later on. Yeah. I get the baby thing. Having just had one, you've got to wash your hands so much.

Like, I'm changing, like, 12 nappies a day at the moment, and you've got to wash your hands. Yeah, and when they're newborn, that's crazy. You've got to wash your hands every single time. It does get annoying, but you've still got to do it. That's different. That's completely different, but I'm only for number ones, like the tahis.

You don't got to change. You don't got to go wash your hands for the number ones. For the tahis. I love it. Okay, fair enough. Like we said, come forward if you're willing to say it, if you're willing to put your name to it. And Charlotte is.

Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. G'day, how you going? What's the deal, Charlotte? I'm a proud non-hand washer. Why? You're not even a closet. Nah.

Why are you proud? Well, I just don't, I said, well, I do see the logic, but then I don't. You know, when you're in a public toilet, you know, I'd rather, you know, by the time you've touched the tap and the soap dispenser, I'd rather have my own pillow in my hands than somebody else's. Yeah, well, she does make a good point. I kind of can't argue with that. She does make a good point.

But don't you wash them good enough and then you use a paper towel to turn the tap off or something like that? Are there ways around it? I don't wipe my ass with my hands. That's what toilet paper's for. Oh, do other people not do that? All right, Charlotte, do your friends and family know this about you? No, absolutely.

Yeah, I mean, you know, they're all pretty good about it. I think they don't have a choice. Charlotte, do you have a partner? Yeah, I've got you know, they're all pretty good about it. I don't have a choice. Charlotte, do you have a partner? Yeah, I've got a husband. How does he feel about it? Is he a hand washer? He's a bit of a dirty teller, I think. Yeah, you should see how much money their house is saving on liquid soap.

Absolute fortune. Tons of text messages coming in too. The most common one is, I don't wash my hands so that I can get a better immune system and that's why I don't get sick. What about this text? Someone just texted through, I haven't washed my hands in seven years.

Maybe they shook hands with someone famous and they're like, I'm never washing this hand. Yeah, let's try to believe that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, Bree and Clint's Lettuce Loaf Banger. Okay, the ABs take on the Wallabies at Eden Park on the podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint's Letters Low Banger. Okay, the ABs take on the Wallabies at Eden Park on the 17th of August. That's a Saturday. Bree and I are both going, and you can come with us.

You can join our squad. That's right. You can come along. It's a doubleheader. The Black Ferns also play the Curtain Razor against Australia. So two games for one. All you need to do is figure out what our Letters Low Banger is. What is the ZM song that professional commentator Nigel Yalden is singing?

Well, commentating. He's not singing. He's commentating like he would commentate a rugby game. And you just need to tell us artist and title of the song. We need both. Hey, Todd. Hey, how's it going? Going good.

You're going to be going up against Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, how are you? Going good. Very simple. You buzz in with your Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, how are you? Going good. Very simple. You buzz in with your name if you think you know what the song is and the artist. Then you'll get a go.

If you get it correct, you win. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Yes, but you only get one guess, right? Yeah, okay. Yep. You only get one guess. You only get one guess. So you can choose to listen for longer or you can choose to listen for shorter

if you think the other person's going to buzz in early. And also, just to clarify, if there's multiple artists on the track, we'll accept one of them. We'll take one of them. We'll take one of them. You don't need all of the artists. Here you go. Here is today's Blitterslow banger.

Your buzzer is your name. Todd and Grace, good luck. Drop top. Designer clothes. Front row at fashion shows. What do you do? and who do you know? Inside the world of beautiful people. Champagne and rolled up notes.

Oh, I got Grace. I heard Grace. It's beautiful people about you, Sharon. Oh, she's got it. Beautiful people, drop top, designer clothes. Congrats, Grace. You're off to the Blitters Low Cup with us. Awesome.

Thank you so much. No problems. She's so cool, calm and collected looking. You took your time and you nailed it. There's still tickets available for this match from ticketmaster.co.nz. You can show the world how you back black

by posting to social media, by tagging in the All Blacks and using the hashtag Back Black as well. It's going to be a ripper. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Just a show of hands in our team. Who in the team is a pothead? Producer Ellie has her hand up.

Now, which one are we talking about? I dabble. You dabble? Yeah, here and there. In pottery? Producer Ben, not a pothead? No, not. That's what they call the Harry Potter fans, right?

Potheads. Don't mind it. I've never read one of the books, though, but I've watched the movies. Yeah, you're a half-a and a half-out. You're a half-a. Yeah. You're a mudblood. What would it mean to you then, Producer Ellie,

if I said I found a first edition of the first ever Harry Potter book? Now, that would make me think it would sniff a bit of money. That's what I think. It would. Because that's iconic, I think. Well, first edition famous books obviously always worth a lot of money. Yeah.

They're the first ones that roll off the production line, so they're the most rare. There's usually not many made. Also, quite often the books aren't famous then. Exactly right. There's no hype around the first Harry Potter book. So you don't know books aren't famous then. Exactly right. There's no hype around the first Harry Potter book. So you don't know. Because there isn't a following yet.

Exactly. So no one went out and snapped them up. If you've got it, you're probably quite lucky to have it. Yeah. So to be exact, the first ever Harry Potter book, only 500 copies were published and 300 of those were actually sold to libraries. Okay. So there was only 200 of these books floating around, first edition.

A guy recently in the past couple of days or whenever it was has found a first edition Harry Potter book. Yeah, you've struck gold. Oh, my gosh. So he found it in the attic in an old banana box. That sounds like the plot line to a new Harry Potter movie. So it was in an old banana box full of books. Yeah.

And he looked at it and went, you're joking. Yeah. It's a first edition. Guess how much he sold it for at an auction. $100,000. I hate when people do that. A million gajillion. Well, why did you ask me to guess?

What did you want me to guess? Something like, you know, lower. So then when I say it, it's like. Oh, it sounds bigger. Well, don't offer people the chance to guess. A while ago. Guess better. Say it and I'll.

How about you have a better guess now? Say it and I'll... How about you have a better guess now? Say it and I'll still be impressed. $52,000. Wow. No, that is a lot. No, see, it's not as good as... Literally half of what I thought was impressive. It's fine.

You were way off. That's $50,000 you didn't have. It's fine. Yeah. It's $52,000. Yeah, it's good. It's good. Oh, no, that's mean.

That's awesome. That is lots. We're going, Clint, that's mean. That's awesome. That is lots. We're going to have a fight here. I can feel it. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. But let's play the Insta Fame game. Oh, my God.

I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame game. You know the game. We go head to head trying to guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram. Producer Ellie gives them to us and it's first to three points. The results for the year are 12 games to 11 in favour of...

You. Yeah, baby. I thought it was me. Interesting. I'm pretty sure it's Clint. No, it is Clint. It is. Don't keep trying to get away with it.

My nose is just ahead and we are playing for absolutely nothing. Feel free to play along in your car as well. Just shout out what you think the followers are at your steering wheel and then we'll give you the results. Because sometimes it's just fun to play. Yeah. Am I right, guys? Oh, you're right, Bree.

You are correct. Hey, everybody's a winner in this game. It is. Except the person who loses. Okay, give us our first celebrity, Producer Ellie. Correct. Hey, everybody's a winner in this game. It is. Except the person who loses. Okay, give us our first celebrity, producer Ellie. Okay, your first celebrity who's just admitted she did the deed on jet ski. It's Margot Robbie.

Yep. How did she do it? Yeah, I'd like to know, actually. She said the jet ski was stationary, but it was on water. So wobbly still. Okay, for Margot Robbie, Clint, you've put $13 million. Brie, you've put $16 million. Margot Robbie has $16.2 million.

Whoa! I'm surprised. Wow. You know, I went to the, like, the premiere screening of Waffle Wall Street in Brisbane. Yeah. In Queensland. Was she there? She was there.

Oh, cool. And that was kind of before she really, really took off. That was her first big film. Nice. But she grew up in a country town just over from me. Did she? Yeah, Dalby. Did you guys used to hang out?

No. Then off with the game. All right, your next celebrity, it's the one, the only, Harry Styles. Ah. Revealed this week what he smells like. What was it? Roman candles and jasmine. Okay.

That's according to him. Ah, I see. All right. For Harry Styles, Clint, you've put $87 million. Brie, you've put $52 million. Harry Styles has $24.2 million. That is another point to Brie. Is that it? Harry Styles only got $20 million. There's another point to breathe. Harry Styles only got 20 million.

So, you know, I went on his page today. He hasn't posted for over a year. Wow. Yeah, he doesn't really use it. So if you're a true Harry Styles fan and you're like we know he doesn't use it, so let's not go there. Harry doesn't like it. That might be it. Does he have a secret account? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, 2-0.

What's your next one? Alright, your next one is the queen of the high notes, which I don't really like, Mariah Carey. Wow. Why Mariah Carey? Just saw her in the news. Don't you do it. Can you hit the high notes? No.

All right, for Mariah Carey, Clint, you've put $2.3 million. Ray, you've put $3.2 million. Are you just doing mine in reverse? I can't see what you're writing. It's literally like we're in sync. It is, eh? Okay, and so it was $2.3 for Clint, $3.2 for Brie. And Mariah Carey has $8.3 million.

That's a game to Brie. She's pantsed it today. Back to 12 all. Back to 12 all. Congratulations. And congratulations to everybody who played in the car. Like we said, you are a winner in our eyes. All of you.

Your prize is in the mail. It's nothing. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to talk to you about my brother's relationship. Which brother? I've only got one. Oh, the hot one. Okay.

Anyway. Well, he's been on our Instagram. That's how people know him. Yes, my brother. That's how people know him. Your hot brother, Aidan. Some people think he's attractive. Yes, he hot one. Yeah, okay. Anyway. Well, he's been on our Instagram. That's how people know him. Yes, my brother. That's how people know him. Your hot brother, Aidan. Who some people think is attractive. Yes, he's a good looking boy. Some people. He could be the bachelor. He's

an attractive man. He's that kind of classic handsome, like big, strong jaw muscles. He's doing CrossFit now too. He's like extra ripped. Well, this is what I want to talk about. He is a very fit human being. He loves to exercise. Naturally fit or did he have one of those, is he a born again CrossFitter? I think he was always pretty fit. He was into sport as a kid. He's always been part of his lifestyle is what I mean. But he works very hard on

his body. He does a lot of exercise. Anyway, he recently got into a relationship with a really nice young girl. Oh, way to break it to us softly. Well, sorry. It's the truth. Yeah. They've been dating, I think, for about six months. Is she nice? I haven't met her, but I know her family and I know her older sister and they're all lovely.

Okay. Really nice people. But you're yet to decide whether she's nice. Well, how do I know? I haven't met her. Fair enough. Okay. Really nice people. But you're yet to decide whether she's nice. Well, how do I know? I haven't met her. Fair enough. I haven't met her. I'm not just going to assume.

I like that. Keep them on their toes. Something I've been noticing recently on both their social medias, him and hers, is that they've been doing a lot of hikes. Oh, okay. A lot of bushwalking, a lot of mountain climbing, a lot of physical activity. Oh, okay. A lot of bushwalking, a lot of mountain climbing, a lot of physical activity.

Yeah, that's right in the, that's on brand for your brother. It's right in my brother Aidan's wheelhouse. Yes. He loves exercise, loves going on hikes, loves to climb. He's a rock climber as well, eh?

He is. Loves to rock climb. God. But they've been doing it every weekend of what I've seen on their social media. And a part of me thought – I mean, I don't know her and I haven't spoken to her, but a part of me was sitting there thinking going, does she like it as much as him or is she doing it to be nice? It's an important question.

You know? Especially if the relationship is less than a year old. No one's comfortable enough yet to be who they truly are. You know where you do things for the other person when it's new because you know that they love it.

Some people never have the guts to come honest about it. Some people have been doing things for a 20 year marriage and deep down they absolutely hate it. It's true. Yeah. It's called compromise. Yeah it is called compromise but also you're not getting the kudos. You're not getting the brownie points

if the other person doesn't know you're compromising. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like at the moment your brother Aidan probably, if she's not into it and he thinks she is he thinks he's doing a nice thing so he's like brownie points me, I'm doing this hike that she loves and bonus points I happen to enjoy it too. Whereas if

he knows that she actively dislikes hiking, every time she goes she gets the brownie points. Well true He'll be like we'll go both days this weekend let's do a whole week of it That's some real relationship mind game level stuff that I'm getting into there, sorry That's like competitive brownie points.

It's stuff you do that you know your partner absolutely loves, but you don't necessarily like. You do it to make them happy. Do you do that in your relationship? For a while, for a while, I was subjecting myself to a television show that I hated but I knew that it brought my wife Lucy great pleasure.

Problem is the TV show was on every single night for about three months. What show was it? It was Love Island. Okay. Alright, mate. No, no, no. This is what I'm saying. In the end I came around and now I'm obsessed with Love Island as well.

But at first, I was 100% doing it for her. So maybe she could learn to love the hikes. Maybe it'll get into her blood. I don't know if it's the same. No? Producer Ellie, I want to ask you. PlayStation. I know your boyfriend, Sam, absolutely loves it.

He does. And you sit there and you've said before, oh, yeah, I don't mind it. Do you actually like it? Certain games I do, yes. Yes. Crash team racing, yes. Any track racing, yes.

What about Call of Duty Black Ops? No. No. I knew it. I knew it. I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696, what is the thing that you do because your partner loves it

but you probably really don't like it? Yeah, get it out there once and for all. Yeah, we'll give you some kudos. Maybe you hate it. Yeah, what's the thing you hate but your partner loves? 0800DIALZM. You can text us on 9696 as well. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. What is the thing that you do because your partner loves it, but you hate it? Be honest with us. Be honest with us this afternoon. I've assumed, and I don't know for sure, that my brother's new girlfriend does. Your what brother?

My. Say it. My brother. I'm not saying that. Your brother who is what your brother who some people say is 27 and um australian and um an engineer hot right okay my brother and his new partner i reckon she doesn't like hiking as much as he does, but they do it every weekend. He's fitspo.

He's fitspo. He loves it. Loves to eat healthy, get fit, go to the gym. Oh, it's a punishing hobby if you're not into it because it takes up your whole weekend. It does. Very rewarding when you get to the top of that mountain. If you're not into it, if Netflix is your thing,

then you are not going to appreciate hiking every single weekend. It's a hard one, isn't it? We've asked you that question. What are you doing just for your partner? There's so many good texts on this. A few people have texted through. Someone said,

I play Fortnite because my partner loves it when I play. Raunchy. I hate it and I always die instantly. I don't understand why he likes playing with me. That is so nice that you will spend some time on his hobbies though. Yeah, that is really cute. I actually quite like that. What about this one?

The keto diet. My partner thinks it's the best and only way to eat. I hate it and love carbs. A radical diet will destroy a relationship faster than anything else. It's bad, isn't it? Like if you got into a relationship and you both ate pizza and then one of you goes, I don't eat pizza anymore and you've

moved in together, get ready baby because shit is about to hit the fan. It's going down. Hey Maddie. Hey. What's the thing you do because your partner loves it but you hate it? So my partner plays a lot of golf and he's really really good

But sometimes he asks me To come and play with him Or he goes Oh do you want to come and walk around The course with me while I play I'm like Boring Yeah

Does he have any friends Because that's like That's punishing He's like, I want to be on that floor. Does he have any friends? Because that's like, that's punishing. He's like, you could be my caddy. Oh, yes, please. Sign me up. And can I just say, Maddie, golf isn't something that lasts for an hour. It goes all day.

It's like four hours. Just tell him you hate it, but you love that he has a hobby. Like, that's the nice way out of that. Hi, Alex. Hi, how's it going? What's the thing you do, Alex, but you absolutely hate it? I don't hate it, but I go to church. Interesting one.

So I'm engaged to a Filipino, and they're very Catholic. So I am not, is a nice way of putting it. Yeah. So when we were first dating, I went to Easter Mass. Three hours later. It's a long one. Oh, jeez, no idea. Let us proclaim the mystery of it.

Yeah, so we go most weekends because obviously it makes her happy and I guess I have to get used to it if I'm going through a Catholic marriage. I was just about to say, Alex, are you converting? I'm not converting, but I will still go for her. Are you going to do an awkward adult baptism if she asks you to do one? If she asks me to, I think I would. Wow. Oh, that's love, Alex.

Okay. My mum can relate to that because she converted to being a Catholic for my dad. Because he's Italian. My nonna was like, you're not marrying her until she's a Catholic. Yeah, but your dad was a hot piece of meat. Okay. I would have converted to anything for him. All right.

Is my whole family just a piece of meat to you? No, just some of them. Hi, Nathan. Hello. Nathan, what is the thing you do because your partner loves it but you hate it? I go and see my mother-in-law. Oh, come on, Nathan. There must be one good thing about going to see your mother-in-law.

Honestly, you look up devil in the dictionary, there is a photo of her. Wow. Does your partner know you feel this way about her mother? Yep. She does? Yep. And she still makes you go? Yep. And you still go? Occasionally. God, Nathan, you just made this real dark.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We've got a bit of a drama on our hands We were just talking about things you do Because you know your partner loves it But you actually hate it And what was the guy's name? No, let's not name him again

Well, it's too late now They've already heard it What was his name? I don't remember his name I genuinely don't It doesn't matter what his name is But we had a guy call up And what did he say?

He said, what do you do that your partner loves but you absolutely hate? He said, I visit my mother-in-law. Yeah, and then said that he didn't like her very much. Anyway, we've had this text come through on the text machine. When your partner calls up and proclaims his dislike for his mother-in-law on the radio, turns out that said mother-in-law is in the car with me and recognised his voice. The sheet has heat.

Defeat. Defeat. How awkward is that? Oh. What a cool mother-in-law listening to ZM. I love it. I don't think she's very cool at the moment. I think she is hot under the collar.

All right, this is where we take you. Always give us a fake name. Please never stop sharing your stories with us, but if it's controversial, always feel free to give us a fake name. Yeah, fake name it up. Why not? This is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th.

Ash is here. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. How awkward was that situation? Yeah, not fun. Not great. What's your birthday, Ash?

21st of January, 89. Okay, you were 16 in 2005 on the 21st of January, and this is your birthday banger. When the pimp's in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Snoop Dogg and Pharrell, Drop It Like It's Hot.

Love it? Not mad about it. Not mad about it. Okay. Oh, not mad as in not crazy about it, or you quite like it? No, it's good. It's good, okay. Good memes. Yeah, me too, Ash. Did you just, it's good. It's good, okay. I'm going to get down with my bad self and I'm so into that.

Yeah, me too, Ash. Did you just say good mims? Good mims. Yeah, cool. Hey, Meredith. Hey. Hi, Meredith. What's your birthday?

29th of August, 1989. All right. You were 16 in 2005 also. And on the 29th of August, this topped the charts. Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was like me? The Pussycat Dolls. Oh, yeah. On the 29th of August, this topped the charts. The Pussycat Dolls. Oh, yeah. Their first hit.

Well, can we just start calling them what they were now? Nicole Scherzinger. Nicole Scherzinger. Yeah. And her dance crew. What do you think, Miz? Yeah, not bad, not bad. Pretty good.

One more. Pretty good. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi there. What's your birthday, Kate? 26th of December, 1982. Okay, you were 16 in 1998 on the 26th of December, and in the late 90s, this was number one.

There ain't no party like an S Club party. Kate, do you feel like you've just won Birthday Banger? Yep, for sure. Hell yeah, S Club party. I think you have. I think that is a fair feeling. Congratulations. We're playing your Birthday Banger, Kate.

Yay. What's the year? Thank you. 1998. All right, lap it up. Bree and Clint, ZM. S-Line, wanna show you how S-Line, wanna take you high Finally Friday night, feeling kinda good, looking alright

Gotta get moving, can't be late, Gotta get grooving, just can't wait Hey! Get the feeling Get the feeling Push the ceiling Push the ceiling Play your hander Play your hander

Get ready everybody Cause here we go X-Files Gonna show you how X-Files X-Files Gonna show you how S-Live Gonna take you high Woo woo woo

Put your hands in the air Woo woo woo Let me dance on air Woo woo woo It's a party over there Woo woo woo It's a party over there Diva's doing her dance.

John's looking for romance. Paul's sitting down on the floor. While Hannah's screaming out for more. I want to see Bradley swing. I want to see Rachel do her thing. Then we got Joe. She got the floor. Get ready, everybody, because here we go.

It's love. You ready for love? It's love It's love Gonna show you how It's love Gonna take you high Ooh, ooh, put your hands in the air Ooh, ooh, maybe you don't care Ooh, ooh, get somebody over there Like a star Woo woo Put your hands in the air Woo woo Let me do some care Woo woo There's somebody over there Woo woo

There's somebody over there Woo woo Put your hands in the air Woo woo Let me do some care Woo woo There's somebody over there Woo woo

There's somebody over there Yeah the boys make some noise 붙지마 마 쇼키마마 Make some noise! Uchi Mama Shokimata It's the cloud There ain't no one like it, it's the party Gonna show you how Everybody get down tonight It's the cloud

There ain't no one like it, it's the party Gonna show you how Everybody get down tonight It's the cloud There ain't nobody like a Nescafari Let's show you how Yeah, yeah, yeah Nescafari There ain't nobody like a Nescafari Take you high Take you high Nescafari There ain't nobody like a Nescafari

Let's show you how We're gonna show you how Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah There ain't nobody like a Nescafari We're going to show you how. We're going to show you how. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Zinne, Bree and Clint, there's a great birthday banger for Kate from S Club 7.

We have a developing story on the show this afternoon. So one of the working parts, we're talking about something you do that your partner loves but you absolutely hate it. We had a guy call up that said he visits his mother-in-law. Yeah. His partner loves it, he hates it. Because he hates his mother-in-law.

Yeah, he's not a fan of his mother-in-law. He said if you look up evil in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of her. We then had a text come through that pretty much said when your partner calls up, so this, I'm assuming, would be the guy's girlfriend, and proclaims his dislike for your mother-in-law

on the radio, and turns out said mother-in-law is in the car with me listening. So that's where we got to. And recognise his voice as well. And recognise his voice. The man who said it originally has called back through because he now feels the need to clarify things. Welcome back to the

show, Nathan. Hi, Nathan. Hello. Is this your girlfriend texting the show or is it not? No, my wife's at home and my mother-in-law's still at work, so it's not there. So you think it's a different Nathan who has a very similar voice to you?

Well, it might be because I spoke to my mother-in-law and she said she was still at work. Oh, phew. Well, you've now caused a family drama in this other family, Nathan. But no, no, you've caught up to clarify, so that's fine. Yeah, no, that's good. Yeah, it's not that Nathan. It's, yeah.

Different Nathan. Different Nathan. Well, there's multiple Nathans that hate their mother-in-law. What I hate, it's just a certain dislike. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. God, how punishing. Especially her cooking. You are not stopping, are you?

How punishing was that phone call that you had to make to her just then to clarify? Oh, it was quite fun because she didn't know I was ringing. Right, right. And I was just saying hi, I said. And you said, hey, you don't happen to be listening to ZM right now. No, I just asked if she was still at work. Oh, right, okay. All right.

Sneaky. All good. We did, well, thanks for calling up because other mother-in-law who's in the car. Would be feeling bad. Yeah. There's no guarantee that your Nathan hates you. He might still. He might, but like I said, no guarantee.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zed M. I've got a friend back home in Aussie who she likes to push the boundaries in terms of dating. Oh, yeah? She likes to do weird stuff. Yeah. Like, you know. Naked dating?

Oh, I don't know if she's naked dated. Dating in the dark? Yeah, I think she's done that. Yeah. She loves all that type of stuff. And she was telling me about the most recent thing that she's going to try, which I have heard of this before. And she's like, I'm going to go to a pheromone party.

Yuck. Producers, have you heard of that? No. Nah, that's weird. I know what a pheromone party is. What is it? So a pheromone party, essentially your body, like we all have pheromones,

which is kind of like, I guess, our smell. Yeah, our scent. Our natural scent. Your odour. Yeah, your natural odour. Anyway, so at a pheromone party, you wear a shirt, obviously. Everyone wears a T-shirt or a piece of clothing. I think it's a day

or two. Yeah. I think you wear it for two or three days. And I think it needs to be in direct contact with your skin as well. And I'm pretty sure you need to sleep in it. Yes. Because your body secretes different smells and stuff while you're sleeping. So I think you need to sleep in a piece

of clothing for three nights and then you go to this party. Three nights? I'm pretty sure. It's getting longer and longer. Yeah, or two nights, whatever. And you go to this party and you put that item in a bag and they put a number on it and then you take it in turns to go into a room and you smell like ten different bags.

You like it. I don't mind it either. I think it's quite cool. This is the bit that I think's yuck. I think it's interesting. It is. Anyway That I think's yuck I think it's interesting It is Anyway so you smell So say there's ten guys there

They all put a shirt In the bags And then you smell ten And then you pick the one The scent You're most attracted to So it's kind of like Blind dating

So you don't get to see The person They then go Hey you matched with Dave He's over there Exactly He's real stinky My issue is

We're not dogs. That's how dogs date each other. They go and get a whiff of each other's butt and they go, oh, I'm into this one. I like this. I disagree.

In the old days, though, before we could speak English, did we not go with smell? Yeah. The old days before we could speak English. Like caveman. Like caveman days.

In caveman days, you just club the person over the head that you liked and drag themman. Like caveman days. In caveman days, you just club the person over the head that you liked and drag them back to your cave. Jesus. Okay, that's dark. No, you did. I don't know what caveman

you're talking about. I'm talking about cavemen. No, I don't think cavemen did that. I'm talking about cavemen. No, not the cavemen I was hanging out with. Okay, okay, okay. What if, okay, okay.

Let's say you do this and then I put my T-shirt in one of the bags and then you go, I like that one and then they go, that's say you do this and then I put my T-shirt in one of the bags and then you go, I like that one. And then they go, that's Clint. Damn it. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's gross, isn't it?

This is my idea. I think you and I should test this out. Yeah. Let's sleep in a shirt for a couple of nights, right? Yeah. And then what I'm going to do is we'll put them into bags and then I'm going to get people From around the office

Here at work I'm going to get them To smell both And pick their favourite Okay We need matching t-shirts Yeah Matching t-shirts

We need to get matching t-shirts We'll wear them Let's wear them what For two nights Yeah I'll do two nights Two nights Yeah

What three nights No I'll do two nights I'm just Are you a bit whiffy No I'm just changing A lot of nappies at the moment So there's a high chance mine will get baby poo on it.

But that's fine. That's fine. Let's go with the black shirt. That's part of my life. That's part of my scent at the moment. That is true. Black shirt, that's gross.

If you want to be attracted to me, I've got a baby, okay? I also have a wife. And then I want the producers to also smell them and we'll see who they're most attracted to. Oh, are they not

chucking a t-shirt in? Oh, we can if you want. I don't know. Yeah. No. Whatever. All right. Yeah.

Go back to the caveman chat. All right, let's get some T-shirts and some bags. Yeah. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Came across this Facebook thread that I found quite interesting. It was asking the question, what stupid white lies have you told your partner but then you came clean about?

So white lies means no one got hurt, right? Yeah, just little things maybe that you've, you know, lied to your partner about. Just little fibs. Yeah, just little fibs. I thought you and I could read out a few. Yeah, keen. One of the first ones is from a woman, and she said,

I told my partner that two pink lines on a pregnancy test means that we're having twins. You should have seen the look on his face. Oh, that is brute. It doesn't mean twins. It means you're pregnant, I think. Yeah, it just means you're pregnant. Have you ever taken a pregnancy test? No.

Well, that was real personal, wasn't it? Have you though? No, I haven't actually. No. Okay, well that's all right. I've never bought one for anyone either. You've never needed to. That's fine.

Sorry, I don't know why I asked that now. Yeah, that was a real full-on question. Anyway. Okay, here's another one. You haven't. This one said, You're awkward now. I know.

I feel bad. What have you had? Yeah, well, what have I had? You could have taken the dark too. I have taken the morning after pill. Oh, okay. Is that too much? No, lots of people do it.

I'm just being honest. Yeah. It was a long time ago. It's okay. It doesn't matter if it was yesterday. Yeah. I don't think it matters if it was yesterday. You're just taking a precaution.

Yeah. Right? I'm just trying to, yeah, do the right thing. Did you tell the other person that you'd taken it? You don't have to. It's not. You don't have to. It's your body, your choice.

That's what I believe anyway. No, well, it was my boyfriend at the time. Right. So, yes. Why did you need to take it? Because we'd had a few lemonades and, you know. And you didn't use anything that you needed to use it on i wasn't on birth control right but i was young and obviously we weren't did you know there's a rumor there because there used to be a very famous christian music

festival that would happen in um in the white in hamilton called parachute yeah i've heard about this and the urban legend about parachute is each year. A lot of babies were conceived there? Well, yeah, because a lot of religions don't believe in contraception maybe and that sort of thing too. And I don't know if there's any truth to this, but the urban legend is that the pharmacies around the area of the festival would sell out of the morning after pill. Really? The day after the festival.

It is very awkward, can I say, buying the morning after pill. You feel very judged. Yeah. Like it's just not a nice thing. No. I don't think it should be like that. No, I don't think it should be like that either, but that's what I felt like.

You're taking a precaution. Yeah. Yeah. And maybe it's just because how I felt at the time. Yeah. Maybe. Right. That's a hell of a lot more interesting than the white lies we were talking about,

isn't it? a lot more interesting than the white lies we were talking about isn't it so much more interesting there's a panic at the disco that was a weird turn and hey look ma I made it Brie and Clint

ZM Brie and Clint the podcast ZM we talked about white lies earlier and then we ended up talking about pregnancy tests

and then we ended up talking about the morning after pill yeah it was quite a personal conversation it was a bit of a journey pill. Yeah, it was quite a personal conversation. It was a bit of a journey, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. But you know what?

I'm not ashamed at talking about that or what's happened to me in my past, so I'm fine to talk about that, and I feel like, yeah, you should be comfortable. Do you still want to talk about these white lies? I do, because there is some really quite funny ones. So this is a Facebook thread of people confessing the white lies that I've told their partner. Exactly. Yeah, cool.

So the first one, which we talked about, was a woman who said that, yeah, she told her husband that the two pink lines on a pregnancy test meant that they were having twins. You'd have to reveal it to him

pretty soon that you were joking. You'd have to. Because he would be stressing. That's horrible. There's another one that said, my husband always complained about being allergic to home brand milk. And she's put allergic in inverted commas. Yeah, because she doesn't believe him.

So she bought the expensive stuff once and then bought the cheap stuff. And when he wasn't looking, he'd rinse out the expensive bottle. She'd rinse out the expensive bottle and put the cheap stuff in. Right, just to test him. And then he didn't know. And he said, i think i'm allergic to the expensive stuff now as well because it's going straight through me so the poor guy was right he was telling the truth he was allergic to it and you're going oh you're a loser so you can save a dollar fifty you don't you just go oh well no milk for you and then you have to buy the milk. Problem sorted. This one's quite interesting.

This woman said, when finishing the deed, he would ask me if I had a good time, if I had finished over the race. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finish line. Gone the distance. Gone the distance. I just didn't want to see his deflated face anymore,

so of course I lied. This went on through our entire seven-year relationship. Don't ask. Don't ask, guys. Don't ask what you don't want to know the answer to. Yeah, but no, I disagree with that. Really? I think you should ask.

It just seems like an awkward question. Well, no, I think you should be asking because if someone's not and you want to be better. Okay, then I changed my stance. Don't lie, woman. Don't lie. No, I agree. should be asking because if someone's not and you want to be better. Okay, then I changed my stance. Don't lie, woman. Don't lie. No, I agree. It's not helping anyone. It's not helping you in your relationship and it's not helping the person in the next relationship.

He thinks he's doing a good job. He's like, well, what I'm doing right now is getting the job done. No wonder it went on for seven years. Exactly. He was just doing what was getting the results. So they'll never get better. You can't lie to people. Okay, that's not a white lie then because someone got hurt.

Nah, it's a bad one. Okay, here's another one. Years ago I lied to my ex about drinking his collector's port. Oh, so that's like fancy alcohol. The spirit, yeah. My mates and I smashed it down and then filled it with cheap house port.

He never knew the difference. I always think that. You know those real fancy limited edition wines and stuff? I don't know the difference between good wine and bad wine. I don't know the difference between good wine and bad wine. I don't know the difference. But I do feel good when I'm drinking an expensive wine.

I feel fancy. But I can't tell the difference between that and a $12 bottle from Capital. Neither. No. Neither. I really can't. Last one. I told my husband it was that time of the month so that we couldn't do that thing.

It took him a week to remember that I'd had a hysterectomy six months earlier. Oh, my God. How do you forget that? I don't think he would have forgotten that you'd had it. I think he wouldn't have put two and two together that you can't have that other thing anymore because you don't have a time of the month anymore. He obviously didn't listen at school.

Because also when you're a dude, you just go, it's that time of the month, and you go, oh, don't worry about it, don't worry, don't worry. Hey, I'm sorry for asking, can I get you some chocolate? I just say that to you sometimes when I don't want to have a conversation with you. Yeah, I'm not getting you any chocolate. Clint's like, okay, hey, that's conversation over. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Listen up Dog lovers

It's me There's a couple of dogs here Working dogs at work today A guide dog Like a golden lab And they're old You can tell they're old Because they've got the white whiskers in their face

But then he had a trainee dog with him A young black lab with him So cute And he was obviously teaching the young dog The ropes of the job before he hands it over. You know you're not allowed to pet them? Well, you have to ask before you can pet them. Yeah.

Because they're working. Yeah, exactly. And they're not like a normal dog where they just want attention from everyone. No. They're like focused. They've got a job to do. Yeah, they're focused. This has nothing to do with guide dogs.

There is a hotel, much like um dog cinema we talked about which is happening in auckland yeah um where you can take a dog to the movies dog screening dog screening of movies this is a hotel not here but it could come here it's in monaco are offering a package called puppies and prosecco so you can order um anywhere from four to eight puppies and a bottle of prosecco to be delivered to your hotel room for, and then you choose like from an hour to three hours and they just hang out in the room with you while you drink Prosecco.

That is the best idea ever. The good bit about it too is the puppies are from like a charity. I think it's called Lifeline Puppy Rescue, which I assume is like an spca type thing yeah so they're rescue puppies that come to hang out with you and then um 50 of the proceeds get donated to that charity as well so you're helping the puppies as well while they're there and then i'm sure obviously maybe some of those puppies would get adopted from possibly you fall

in love with one yeah and you can't say goodbye to them the only problem i see with that's what the prosecco is for i think to get you in the to them. The only problem I see with it, and that's what the Prosecco's for, I think, to get you in the mood for that. The only problem I see with it is you've nicked a whole bottle of Prosecco and you've bonded over a three-hour period with these puppies and then someone comes to take your dogs away. How are you going to give the dogs back?

You've given them names. You've fallen in love with them. You've come up with backstories for all these dogs. How do you then go, all right, take them away? Yeah, how would you do that? Also also what if they poo in the hotel room is that on you i don't know maybe if you enjoyed this podcast why not give zm's fletchborn and megan a listen to subscribe on the iheart radio app or wherever you get your podcasts hit music lives here zm