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Kia ora New Zealand and world and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast experience.
Brie is currently eating a pie from a plastic wrapper.
Yeah, Australia.
Yeah.
Not the most professional thing you've ever done.
But I mean, podcast intro, we get to let it all hang out.
And don't you just.
Uh-huh.
Let it all hang out.
Hey, do you know what?
Now George is having a
pie. Jesus
Christ. Turn your mic on.
Finger licking goody. We're actually all eating pies.
You're all eating pies. Yeah, sorry. I finished
my pie before we did the intro.
That's because you're a hungus.
Hey, did you know that the riddle
that we did on the podcast yesterday,
the ending,
the answer to the riddle,
not on the podcast.
Wasn't it?
No.
So I reckon you'd ask the riddle again, Brie.
Okay.
And then Georgia,
who got it right,
can you not use a knife and fork?
Too far.
It was just a fork.
It was just a knife.
You just have to wait
like three fricking minutes.
We're really hungry. I love how Anastasia looked like her dad was yelling a fork. It was just a knife. You just have to wait like three fricking minutes. You're really hungry.
I love how Anastasia looked like her dad was yelling at her.
Could you be her dad?
Excuse me.
No, technically, could you?
Wait, how?
You're 11 or 12 years older than me, right?
No.
Yes.
No, how old are you?
I was born in 97.
When were you born?
10 years older than you.
Oh, 10 years older than me.
How many 10-year-old dads do you know? 10 years older than you. Oh, 10 years older than me.
How many 10-year-old dads do you know?
I've seen a couple on the news.
You know what?
You have to now call Clint daddy.
Oh, no.
No. No.
No.
I don't say this lightly.
Stuff your riddle.
No.
Stuff your riddle.
No, people want to know.
Well, you shouldn't have.
I want to answer it because I was going to.
Okay.
The riddle.
A dad and a son are in a horrific car accident.
They get sent to the hospital. The son gets taken to the emergency room.
He's about to be operated on.
And the doctor says,
I can't operate on him.
That's my son.
How is this possible?
Wait, we'll just give you a few new to the podcast.
Actually, you can pause it.
If you want to have a think about it,
pause it now.
Okay, Georgia, what's the answer to the riddle?
It's his mum.
But it also could be his second dad
So I'm being really woke here
Yeah, Georgia came through with the wokeness by going
Because we couldn't figure it out
And Georgia goes, the mum is the doctor
And we went, oh my god, women can be doctors
Clint was like, is it the grandad?
No, it's not his biological dad
Does he have two dads?
Dad's gay, dad must be gay
No, dad's, yeah, the dad's definitely gay.
One dad's a gay doctor.
One dad's the driving dad.
Yeah, no, it's a woman.
Who knew, eh?
Me.
Oh, blimey.
Oh, yeah, you knew.
This is the interesting thing about it.
Georgia didn't even flinch.
No, she goes, it's the mum.
Yeah.
Your brain's wired differently.
It is.
You're woke.
I eat pies and have doctors in my life. It's the mum. Yeah. Your brain's wired differently. It is. You're woke.
I eat pies and have doctors in my life.
You were about to cruise out of here with your diggity and intelligence at an all-time high.
What does your mum and dad do?
My mum works at a school and my dad runs the freezing works in Hawke's Bay.
Okay. So totally not those things. She's trying to put pie in works in Hawke's Bay. Okay.
So totally not those things. She's trying to put pie
in her mouth
while she's talking to us.
I can see how pained she is
that you're still talking to her
because she can't put the pie in.
I've burnt the roof
of my mouth.
Roof of my mouth.
You should try licking
the side of your own face then.
It'll numb your tongue up.
That will make sense
once you listen to the podcast,
that comment.
For the record,
it's been 45 minutes and I still can't feel my tongue. That will make sense once you listen to the podcast, that comment. For the record, it's been 45 minutes and I still can't feel my tongue.
That will make sense once you hear the podcast.
Right, well everyone's eating frickin' pie,
so I'm going to wrap this thing up.
Have a great podcast
everybody. Thanks Dad.
Thanks Daddy. Oh no!
I don't know.
Daddy. No, I'm out. I will turn this podcast
around and we will go home.
Brie and Clint.
Brie, Dave's Famous Tattoo Studio is arguably the most famous tattoo studio
in all of Morrinsville today.
Well, it's in the name.
Yeah.
Well, you're right.
It is in the name.
And I reckon they're the most famous tattoo studio in the whole country
at the moment because they're the guys who did the tattoo of Dr. Ashley Daddy Bloomfield
on that lady's calf.
I mean, I've seen it.
I think it's going global.
Yeah, it will go global.
Absolutely.
No one else has got the Director General of Health tattooed on their body.
No way.
And we've actually got Famous Dave of Famous Dave's Tattoos on the phone.
Hi, Dave.
Hello, Dave.
G'day, how are you doing?
How does it feel to have given New Zealand's most viral tattoo to somebody?
Oh, it's great.
I think it's been great fun.
Yeah.
What did you think, Dave, when she walked in and she said,
Right, I want Bloomfield and I want him on my body.
I thought, yes, this is a good call for her.
She's got a great sense of humour and I was aware that she was a fan.
Yes.
So, awesome.
I thought it was a great idea.
She's kind of gone to ground a bit.
Her name's Shirelyn, and that's all we know about her.
We had our producers reach out and see if she wanted to speak today,
but she's actually copping a bit of heat, Dave.
Some people have come in a bit hot with negative feedback
about her Ashley Bloomfield tattoo.
How do you feel about that?
Isn't that just social media?
Yeah, right.
People are jealous, Dave.
Yeah, that's right.
I believe that from what I can see,
if at least three quarters is positive,
then that's your mark.
Yeah, exactly right.
I agree.
I'm looking at the tattoo that you've done on Sherilyn's calf.
So we have a facial recreation of Dr. Ashley Bloomfield there.
He's wearing his tie.
He's quite windswept.
You'll know the photo that it's recreated.
Below him is a Anzac poppy, and behind him is the beehive.
It's a very good facial recreation.
You know how some people mess up faces really bad?
It's spot on.
Looks exactly like him.
You've captured his chiseled handsomeness.
Yeah, you have. I think it looks exactly like him. He's a handsome chiselled handsomeness. Yeah, you have. I think it
looks exactly like him. He's a handsome man.
He was a good subject to tattoo.
Is it the weirdest face
you've asked to have tattooed on somebody's body?
Possibly the most novel.
Another interesting one was
when I tattooed a guy's flatmate
onto his leg.
That was a bet gone wrong.
You tattooed a guy's flatmate's face onto his leg?
Yeah, yeah.
Could have been worse.
Could have been his arse cheek, Dave.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, that's true, yeah.
Hey, any idea on if,
any word on whether Dr. Ashley himself has seen the tattoo?
Have you had any feedback about that?
I believe he would have seen it by now.
I know of a bit of a direct link
that he would have seen it. I haven't heard what a bit of a direct link that he would have seen it.
I haven't heard what he thinks.
Because I reckon you should reach out
and maybe you could do this on ZDM now
and offer him a free tattoo
of Sherilyn on his body.
I thought you were going to say of himself.
I was like, that's...
Or you could get himself.
Yeah, he could get a tattoo of himself.
Or he could get Jacinda.
He could get a Jacinda tattoo on there as well.
Whoever he wants.
Would you do a free tattoo
for Dr. Ashley Bloomfield?
Yes, for sure.
Yeah, right.
Full sleeve.
Book it in, Dave.
Yeah, it's a bit of a chain tattoo heading through Dr. Ashley Bloomfield.
Yeah, there you go.
Finally, if people come in and ask for a tattoo of someone's face,
you'll just do it, no questions asked?
Is that how it works?
I always do a bit of an online consultation first.
Yeah, there's always, I'll make sure everything's
got a good sort of ethic and
stuff behind the tattoo. So if I came in and
asked for a tattoo of
Trump kissing Kanye
and then Bree's in the background doing two
thumbs up, if I asked for that tattoo, you'd go
ahead and do it? I think that would be great for you.
Yeah, that'd
be lovely, Dave.
Lock it in.
That's why they call him Famous Dave from Famous Dave's Tattoos in Morrinsville.
He's a bloody legend.
He's done the most viral tattoo in the country right now,
the Dr. Ashley Bloomfield calf tat.
Thanks for talking to us today, man.
Cheers, Dave.
Yeah, thanks for speaking to me.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, some sad news for the entertainment news industry today.
It is sad news.
One of my favourite programs ever of my life,
E! News, is being cancelled by the E! Network.
So you guys probably know our friend Scott Tweedy.
He's the host.
He's Aussie.
He lives over in New York when they moved the show to New York City.
I know he's one of my mates as well.
I'm really gutted.
I'm sure they'll find something for him because he's such a talented dude.
But look, it's corona related.
We know that.
The three programs, E! Pop of the Morning and In the Room, all cancelled.
They're all New York-based shows.
It was weird when they moved those shows to New York
because they've always been based here in LA.
And half the team quit and the other half kind of flew over there
and hired some new staff, including Scott, our buddy.
But I don't know what will happen next with that program.
Maybe they'll fill the space.
But for now, it is a cost-cutting exercise, unfortunately.
Dean, with magazines dying off and now E! News is going,
where are we going to find out what the latest plastic surgery celebs have had?
Well, they can just listen to your show and catch me.
Easy.
Exactly right.
You know, this answers all the questions.
I'm really sad about this because I always pictured you as taking over E! News, Dean.
Oh, you'd be perfect, Dean.
Yeah, you're the perfect, you're the new Ryan Seacrest.
So I thought that's exactly where you were going.
I feel like I'm a bit more Juliana, the new Juliana Ranty.
But thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
And you could still go down the route of Ryan Seacrest, just in other ways.
Wow.
There's an E! News scoop for you.
Holy moly.
You're going to get me fired from Idol.
Yep.
No comment.
Kidding.
He'd be so lucky, Dean.
That is the latest news with Dean McCarthy.
E! News is cancelled.
He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles.
Brie and Clint.
A story that I wanted to share and then I was like, oh, hang on.
And then Brie goes, oh, I've done a story like that before.
No.
And it was fake.
No.
You said you had this really interesting story about a real life castaway.
Yes.
You know, like Tom Hanks.
Yeah, like Tom Hanks' castaway.
Well done!
Well done!
Well done!
And I said, God, that sounds really interesting.
I'd love to hear about it.
Although I will warn you, a few years back I got done on a story like this
when I read this amazing story about this castaway.
Yeah.
And I did it on the radio.
Yeah.
Yeah, it turned out to be a fake story.
Okay.
And I said, is it true?
And you go, nah, this one's totally real.
Well, as far as I know it's true, I've read it in the news.
So it must be true.
I'll tell this.
No, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, I read it from a reputable news source.
It's not from Ladd Bible.
What was it?
Okay.
What, news source?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, this will get you.
I got it from the New Zealand Herald,
the official publication of our parent company NZB.
So if this story is fake, then geez, it's going to be hell to pay.
No, it still could be fake.
Not saying that they're not reputable, but they could have also been duped.
Okay, well, let me tell you the castaway story.
And you tell me if it's reminiscent of the one that duped you.
Okay.
So three men have been rescued from a tiny Pacific island.
Oh, it's sounding similar.
After writing a giant SOS sign in the sand using driftwood.
Wait, let me guess.
Did someone spot this SOS signal on Google Maps?
No.
No.
No, that's the key difference.
They were on an island in the Micronesia Archipelago
and they were out there for nearly three days
and a search plane flew over.
There you go, a search plane.
An Australian and US aircraft flew over and saw them, okay?
And they'd ridden SOS on the beach.
Yes, I know it sounds like your fake one, okay?
But I think this is real.
It sounds exactly the same.
They'd ridden SOS on the beach in Driftwood
and there were 190km from where they said they would be.
Well, come on.
And then next minute, Meryl Streep came out of the bushes
and she said,
Mama, won't you hear me SOS?
They've been rescued, okay?
This is either a really good feel-good survival story
or the plot line to the new Mamma Mia film.
Brie and Clint. It's time for... Flairs, Vaughan and Megan. Or the plot line to the new Mamma Mia film.
We're giving away $50,000 thanks to our friends at Save My Bacon.
And all you have to do is listen to the Fact of the Day with Fletch, Wynne and Megan at 8.25 and then answer George's question at midday
or our question at 4 o'clock.
That's right.
You need to get through on the phones first
and that's exactly what you've done.
Tony, nice work.
Thank you.
Okay, here comes the question.
Good luck.
Good day to you, fact super sleuths.
What has a maximum height of 130 metres?
All right, Tony.
Trees.
Trees? Trees.
Trees.
Trees.
Surely not trees.
You think it's trees.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Oh, I think so.
I'm pretty sure I listened in correctly this morning.
It can only go 130 metres.
Theoretically.
Are you sure?
I swear I'm sure.
It can only go 130 metres.
All right.
Lock it in.
Shannon, do you just won 500 bucks? Can only grow 130 metres. All right. Lock it in. Can it do?
You just won $500.
Nice work, Tony.
We're just messing with you, Tony.
Well done.
We're trying to throw you.
I know, right?
I could hear the nervousness in your voice.
I was like, oh, God, please don't actually change your answer.
I'm a landscaper as well, so I feel like I should know.
Oh, you're a landscaper.
You should know this.
Isn't that fascinating, though?
You really do learn something from fact of the day sometimes.
Trees can't grow past 130 metres because they're unable to get nutrients
and water that high to help their leaves grow.
Really?
God.
Well, this was the perfect question for you, Tony, being a landscaper.
Well done.
We're going to get $500 in your bank account, mate.
Thank you so much.
You know that intimidating feeling of meeting your partner's parents
for the first time?
You've done that feeling?
Yeah, absolutely.
Because you want to impress, you want to put on, you know,
your best version of yourself and fool them.
Definitely not the real version of yourself.
No.
The best version of yourself.
Because you know it's important to your partner and...
Oh, there's a lot of pressure on that situation, isn't it?
Especially because it takes a while to get there as well,
to get to that moment where you get to meet them.
I talked to the guy who cuts my hair actually.
I saw him this morning and I said, oh, how have you been?
He goes, good, good.
I've been down to Wellington and I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time.
How long have they been dating?
I didn't actually ask.
Because that's interesting.
I'd like to know.
Yeah.
Because the longer it is, the more pressure.
The more pressure.
Yeah.
I don't think they've been dating for that long.
Okay.
But he is not a New Zealander.
So they're Kiwis.
He's from Italy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Italiano.
And he's stuck here
he's actually meant
to have gone home
for a holiday
at the moment
but because of COVID
he can't go anywhere
so I guess he was like
oh I guess I'll meet
your bloody parents then
no no
that wasn't
that wasn't the reason
but he was meant
to be in Italy now
and instead he went
to Wellington
so you connect the dots
anyway
he's a good looking guy
Italian
strong Italian accent
What a charisma
I mean all Italians do
All hairdressers do as well
So you know the chat factor was going to be there
I reckon he would have been fine
But no, he knocked it out of the ballpark
Because he said the first night
He went and stayed with them
And he said the first night that he was there
He cooked for them a full traditional Italian meal
Oh my god
I said to him, what did you cook? full traditional Italian meal. Oh my God.
I said to him,
what did you,
what did you cook?
And he goes,
I'm not going to do the accent,
but he said he did
them a traditional
carbonara.
Oh,
with the egg.
More than that.
And the cheese.
He did his research
before he went down
there to Wellington
and he found
where the
butcheries were
that do
traditional Italian meats as well.
Okay.
So he went the whole hog.
The salamis, the pancetta, the prosciutto.
What is the meat that comes from around the jaw?
Do you know what that one is?
Cheekbone?
Maybe.
Maybe?
It had an Italian name.
Anyway, he's gone and got all that.
Isn't she a cheekbone?
Yeah, I think that's it.
Yeah, yeah.
And then he's gone, all right, mum, you take a seat.
I've got dinner tonight.
He's taking control
of the kitchen
and he's whipped up
a full Italian meal
complete with red wine as well.
Tell me,
as a living person,
you wouldn't go,
no matter who your child
brought home,
if they did that,
you wouldn't go,
you know what?
I'll put you in the will.
You're in the family.
You're the right kind of person
for my girl.
I know I'd be impressed.
The first time I met
Lucy's parents,
I was like,
got to make a good impression, got to make a good impression.
What did you do?
Arrived at their house after a five-day bender at Rhythm and Vines
on January the 1st.
And I was two hours late because I had to have a nap on the drive
because I was too hungover.
Do you regret that?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we laugh about it now because obviously.
Do you?
Yeah, yeah, because I made it past that bit,
but it was touch and go for a bit.
Behind your back, they're not laughing.
I think I shook her mum's hand.
It was real awkward.
Oh, that's awkward.
I came up the stairs.
I'm like, hi.
G'day, nice to meet you.
The reeking of five days of drinking in the grapevines.
Yeah.
So what you've got there is the contrast between an incredible first impression with the in-laws
and maybe one of the worst that you could make.
I feel like that would even impress my dad, who's hard to impress.
The Italian?
Yeah.
Not the R&V bender.
No, not the R&V bender.
That wouldn't go down well.
He's like, you can handle your piss.
I love you.
My dad's scary AF.
Yeah.
He's so scary.
And I think most dads are scary AF, especially when it comes to their daughters.
Yeah.
My dad one time looked at this ex-boyfriend of my sister's and he goes, he'd never spoken
to him.
And he was like, see this pocket knife?
And pulls out this random Swiss Army knife and goes, I've castrated a lot of bulls with
this knife.
And then just walked off.
Yeah, I think that's good.
I think he's done a good job there.
Just set the standard.
We want to ask you this afternoon on 0800DALZM,
what did you do to impress the in-laws the first time you went around there?
What was your master stroke?
Did you do it on purpose?
Did you plan it out?
Or was there just something about you that they were like,
you know what, I really like this person.
Or was it a bit too try hard?
True, maybe it didn't go that well.
You know when people are like, oh, they're trying a bit hard.
Oh, 800 dial ZM or text us on 9696.
We want to know, how did you leave a good impression on the in-laws
the first time you met them?
Or was it a disaster?
I'd like to know those stories too.
Yeah, definitely.
We're asking you, did you manage to leave a good impression
the first time you met the in-laws?
I talked to a guy who just creamed it.
He introduced his culture and he did it through food.
He's Italian and he cooked them a pasta.
Was it a little bit over the top?
What do you think?
If someone cooked you a pasta as the first impression,
would you think it was over the top
or would you just tuck into the pasta?
Did he cook one meal or did he cook like...
He cooked one meal.
He stayed for two nights.
He cooked one and then the next night the mum cooked.
She goes, okay, you've cooked.
Now it's my turn to cook.
I mean, I would really like that because you know how much I love pasta.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you can't win me over.
I didn't think about it being too much.
I thought it's a nice exchange of culture and it's like...
Did he cook?
No, I'm saying was it a three-course meal or just one? Just one, just a cabanara and some
wine. Okay. Yeah. I think that's all right. Maybe a garlic bread and maybe some limoncello
shots to finish everything off. I don't know. We're asking, did you manage to leave a good
impression on the in-laws when you met them? Hi, Amy. Hi. Oh, hang on. Are you there? Amy, hi. Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
We'll come back to, should we come back to Amy?
Lucky she's with Amy.
Oh, there she is.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, how you going?
Hey, your headset wasn't working.
Yeah, sorry guys.
Just called over.
Did you leave a good or bad impression on the in-laws the first time you met them?
Yeah, I did. So I started seeing a guy, and not long into our relationship,
his grandfather passed away.
I couldn't attend the funeral because I was working,
so I arrived at the wake at about 9.30 p.m.
with three buckets of KFC chicken because they'd all been drinking.
You win me over, Amy.
Legend.
You've come in when they're drunk and they're emotional
and you're bearing food.
Yes, I was Amy with the chicken, and they're emotional and you're bearing food.
Yes, I was Amy with the chicken and they were celebrating life and they were happy that I was there.
Amy with the chicken.
Amy with the chicken for even more.
I'd love to be known as that person.
Our next person wants to remain anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
Hello.
Did it go badly for you, Anonymous?
Oh, it couldn't have gone worse.
And I lie awake at night and think about it
and it gives me like that second
hand embarrassment where your face goes red.
And you kind of do that shudder
feeling where you're like, oh my gosh.
So the story is
my current
husband, when we were first going out,
he was from a very, very
conservative family so we could never spend the weekend
together
because his parents wouldn't let him have anyone over.
Yeah.
But his parents went away for a weekend, and he said, finally, come to my place.
And I was like, yes.
I love it.
So I found some nice outfitty underwear.
You know how you want to look nice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to feel special.
You dressed up, but when you were dressing down.
You made it an occasion.
You got it.
Yeah, I got it anonymous.
So, yeah, we do that.
Hanging out.
It's like early Sunday morning.
And he gets a call from his dad.
And he says, hey, can you open the gate?
We're having some people over because we're selling the house.
No.
Run anonymous.
No, hold on.
I am in bed.
And he's like, no, my dad's coming upstairs.
And I was like, I'll just hide under the bed.
You won't look under the bed.
And so I hid under the bed. And I can hear his dad coming up the stairs. And I was like, oh, just hide under the bed. You won't look under the bed. And so I hid under the bed
and I could hear his dad coming up the stairs.
And I was like, oh no.
And my partner left the window open,
like the curtain like halfway open.
And so his dad went into his room,
walked the other side of the bed
and like pulled the curtain and saw me.
No!
I need to know how underdressed were you?
I was in knickers and a bra, so that's nice.
Hey, well, at least you had both on.
Yeah, yeah.
I thank my lucky stars every day that that wasn't my first,
but he was so cross.
But hey, they've come around.
They've come around.
You're married now.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Well, yeah.
I can just imagine at the wedding. and here's a toast to my...
We never brought it up again.
No, no.
There's no toast.
It's just one of those ones you don't speak about.
No, you do the toast, and you're like, here's to my son's new wife's boobs.
I'd be happy for him.
If you've been on the Gram today, you might have noticed something new popping up.
New kind of video service on there.
Yeah, this is quite exciting, isn't it?
Something new and fresh on Instagram that wasn't there before.
No.
They've launched something called Instagram Reels.
Yeah.
Yeah, R-E-E-L-S.
Bree's on it.
You were on it real early as well. Yeah, I'veE-E-L-S. Bree's on it. You were on it real early as well.
Yeah, I've been posting a few things.
So I wondered if you could explain to everybody,
treat us like boomers this afternoon, okay?
Dude, I'm a boomer.
I don't know what I'm doing.
No, you're not because you're a realster.
No, I have not.
You're a realer.
Honestly, even on TikTok, I'm like, how do I edit this thing?
That is such a lie.
You've blown up on TikTok. No, I actually have no idea what I'm doing. I do I edit this thing? That is such a lie. You've blown up on TikTok.
No.
I actually have no idea what I'm doing.
I literally am posting blind.
Okay, tell us what you know about Instagram Reels.
Essentially, Instagram Reels, as far as I can kind of comprehend,
is a short format video extra piece to Instagram.
Okay.
So it's where you can post like short videos,
very similar to TikTok.
Yes.
But it's a new tab on your Instagram feed where you can post those videos.
Am I right in assuming that it is what Instagram story was to Snapchat,
Reels is to TikTok?
Yeah.
It is definitely shadowing, you know, the similarities of TikTok. Yeah, it is definitely shadowing, you know,
the similarities of TikTok.
But I think it's really cool because there's a few differences.
For one, it's very short duration, so it's only 15 seconds.
Like Vine.
Yeah, Vine was six seconds, I think.
So this is a little bit longer.
But you can only do 15 seconds, whereas on TikTok.
That's good.
Some TikToks drag on.
Yeah, a bit too long.
And, yeah, you can put music on it.
You can do all that kind of stuff.
And it's just, yeah, it sits on your Instagram feed as a new tab.
Yeah, right.
So do you need to get the app update to get reels?
I didn't. No. I think it's just something that appears. Yeah, right. So do you need to get the app update to get Reels? I didn't.
I think it's just something
that appears.
And I don't think, if you don't
have it yet, don't worry. You eventually
will just have it.
But yeah, it's pretty
exciting. Is Donald Trump looking to ban Reels
yet? No.
No. Well, you know,
it's interesting. Any links to the Chinese government with Reels?
No. Still linked to
the Facebook corporation.
They're fine. Oh, yeah.
No, they're totally trustworthy.
Right, okay, that's Instagram Reels.
Yeah, it's exciting. Go have a look.
Just one more thing to
procrastinate. Another one.
At least it's all inside the same app. Yeah, me and Brie are practising a dance at the moment to... Another one. Procrastinate. At least it's all inside the same app.
Yeah, me and Brie are practising a dance at the moment to... Yeah.
Kia ora, this is Toby Mann.
Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,
a podcast for the spin-off podcast network
all about politics and politicians,
with me, Annabel Lee-Mather, and Ben Thomas,
careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous.
It's not for everyone.
I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea,
but you, I reckon, will love it.
Gone by lunchtime.
Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts.
Put on reels.
Yeah, do some, because we're doing some reeling.
It's like fishing.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart.
Debatable.
Talented.
Athletic. Not really. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
All right, serious business time.
It's our movie guessing game where you take on Br Bree to win free mobile fuel. We're at a crazy
jackpotted amount of $500
this week. That's fuel
for a long time.
Jasmine, what sort of car do you drive?
A
Toyota Passo. Oh, this
is going to last you till like 2023
if you win it. I know, right?
Unless you're in Auckland, then
it'll last you
to probably September.
You have to beat Bree.
Have you ever played
What's the Plot before?
Yes, in my car, yes.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay, cool.
Well, you know the deal.
Just so we're clear,
you buzz in with your name
when you think you know
what the movie plot is.
You don't have to wait
for me to finish.
First to two correct movies
wins the game.
It is a special edition again this week.
It is a special edition.
Good point.
All the movies that we're playing with are currently on the new Neon TV app.
And Jasmine, just for playing, you've won yourself a Neon subscription.
Yay!
Oh, wow.
That's a bonus.
You're already a winner.
Here we go.
Here comes the first movie.
Good luck, everybody.
Okay, movie number one
A football mad teenager
Is incensed
When her high school
Cuts the girls
Soccer team
Bree
She's the man
She's the man
Oh no
Is absolutely correct
Amanda Bynes
I love that film.
Channing Tatum.
Oh, that was like one of Channing Tatum's first breakout films.
Yeah, it's the first time he got off the pole.
Oh, come on.
Okay, Jasmine, you've got to get this next one, okay?
Yeah.
All right.
Movie number two.
Small time weed dealer, David...
Brie.
Brie.
The Pineapple Express.
The Pineapple Express is incorrect.
Jasmine, I'm going to give you a free guess.
Weed dealer.
I know the one.
The Millers. We're the Millers
Gonna give that to you, well done
Absolutely right, that is the name of the movie
Well done
Apparently this is in the movie
Yeah, the guy raps it
Good, you pulled that one out of the fire, Jasmine,
and you're taking this thing to sudden death.
We haven't been here for a little bit.
We haven't been to a tie break for ages.
I hate it.
I need you fast on that buzzer if you're going to take this $500, Jasmine, okay?
Okay.
Good luck, Bree.
Good luck, Jasmine.
In 1987, our hero takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street...
Brie.
Brie.
The Wolf of Wall Street.
Wolf of Wall Street...
is...
correct.
She's done it.
She's defended her title.
No.
No. Sorry, title. No. No.
Sorry, Jazz.
No.
You know, Jasmine, don't go away disappointed.
You've come the closest anybody has in 10 games now.
Great game, Jazz.
Whoa.
And you get that free Neon subscription,
so you don't go home empty-handed.
Amazing.
Thank you so much, guys.
No worries.
Thanks, Jazz.
All those movies available on Neon.
And we'll play for $550 of free mobile fuel next week.
She's getting there.
Bree and Clint.
This is quite an amazing story.
And it's coming out of the States.
And there's a woman who, at the age of 51,
she has decided she will be the surrogate for her own daughter.
I hate that sound effect.
It's what we play when we talk about babies.
People know.
I'm going to delete that from the system.
Anyway, so she's 51.
I'm not too sure how old her daughter is.
I think she's in her late 20s
but after a long battle
with IVF
and multiple rounds of surgeries
and all different types of things
she finally
realised that
this isn't something that was going to be
so easy. They've been trying for a long time
her and her husband
and the mum, Julie, steps up and goes.
I'll cook that.
I'll do it.
Wow.
At 51.
So let me get it straight.
It's her daughter's egg?
So it's her daughter's and her.
And it's been fertilised by her partner?
Yes.
I'm assuming.
It doesn't have those exact details, but I'm assuming so.
Because there's so many different factors that go into infertility,
but they've gone, yeah, the eggs work in the –
Well, I'm assuming.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they're going to, for lack of a better word,
pop it in the mum.
Yeah, so –
And she's going to do the nine-month thing.
I didn't know that you could still carry a child.
I mean, where does it – I'm going into dangerous territory,
but where do you – when can you, like, when does it?
I mean, I don't know exactly.
From my understanding, you can definitely carry a child
until you hit menopause, from my understanding.
So, yeah, obviously at 51, every female's different.
Apparently Julie, her name is, she's super fit.
She runs marathons.
She does triathlons.
So she maybe is quite a young 51.
And 51 is not that old.
But you don't hear of many 51-year-olds giving birth
because that's what she's going to have to do.
She's going to have to not only carry her daughter's child,
but she's going to have to birth it as well.
Yeah, exactly.
It's quite incredible.
It is incredible.
And what an amazing gift to give your daughter, honestly.
The best gift you can give.
It is literally, I mean, the epitome of like you would do anything for your kids.
Like this mum, I can't even imagine what a selfless act.
Do you reckon this gets the mum out of having to contribute to her house deposit?
Absolutely.
She's like, wow, come on.
I think I've done my part.
I gave your kid a house for nine months, didn't I?
Yeah.
I just think what an incredible story and like pretty amazing.
Surrogating to me is the ultimate gift that you can give someone
or giving them an organ or something like that.
You know, you're using your body
and you're actually putting your own health on the line
to help somebody out and to give them something
that they couldn't get without your help.
It's super amazing and something that is an interesting conversation
here in New Zealand because you actually can't pay for surrogacy
as far as I believe.
Right.
I don't know all the rules and regulations around that,
but whereas like obviously we hear about Kim Kardashian
and she had struggles after, you know, she had a couple of kids
and they paid someone to obviously carry their kids.
Did their surrogate go on the TV show?
No.
Was she keeping up with the Kardashians?
No. They did not reveal with the Kardashians? No.
They did not reveal her identity.
You'd want that.
You'd want one who didn't want to go on the TV show.
Yeah.
Because if you're recruiting for a surrogate and she's like,
get me on season 14.
No, she did not want to be on.
And add my Instagram handle, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
And then the surrogate launches her own makeup line.
There's all sorts of complications that can come with that.
She'd call it sug.
Better to get one just clean, do a clean deal.
You give them cash.
I'm pretty sure that surrogate, yeah, so they paid her
and she carried two of their children, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Far out.
Well, give her a spin off.
She sounds interesting.
Right.
She's had two Kardashian kids.
Yeah.
No one's keeping up with the Kardashians more than that woman is.
Yeah, she's's keeping up with the Kardashians more than that woman is.
Yeah, she's definitely keeping up.
Do you think that we have any surrogates listening to the show?
I think there's definitely people out there,
and I think it's something that's becoming more and more common as technology gets better.
Yeah.
That, you know, we are able to do those selfless things
and give that gift to someone else.
And I think there'd be absolutely someone listening right now that's done it.
Love to talk to some people who have used a surrogate,
but I'd really like to talk to someone who's been a surrogate for someone else.
You've carried someone else's baby.
And what was the experience like for you?
Would you do it again?
Yeah.
We'd love to hear from you.
0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Bree and Clint.
A US mum at the age of 51 has become the surrogate to her own daughter.
Yeah.
She's carrying the baby for her after a long road of IVF and surgeries
and, you know, no outcome.
The mum has put her hand up and said, I'll do it.
Women's bodies are incredible.
Yeah, we're awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
We really are.
Yeah, you really are.
And it's not until you go through, well, some people are smart enough
to appreciate it before that, but it's not until you go through a journey,
it wasn't for me, of pregnancy with someone and you go,
man, your body can do all of that.
We're growing things inside of us.
Even at 51, your body can go,
oh, yep, got to make my daughter's kid now.
I'll sort that out.
Pretty incredible.
I've got to be grandma and the person who grows the baby.
Pretty crazy.
And I think technology these days
where you can give that gift to someone is incredible.
And if you're selfless enough,
we wanted to talk to you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM.
Have you done this? Have you been a surrogate?
Leah, you're a surrogate for your cousin.
Yes, that's correct.
What happened, Leah? Tell us.
Basically, she had a full hysterectomy when she was younger.
And she's a bit older than her partner.
And then, of course, him wanting his own kids.
They had adopted and fostered kids in the past
and they just wanted them to have a family of their own.
So where did the, she's had a hysterectomy,
where did the egg for that come from?
It was my egg.
Wow.
So, Leah, you not only gave her the gift of one of your own eggs,
you also carried the baby as well.
Yeah, I did.
Have you had the baby?
Yeah, he'll be turning five next week.
You're incredible, mate, honestly.
Because you're technically the kid's cousin, I guess,
or second cousin.
You've got to get a better title than that.
Have they come up with a special title for you,
seeing as you did all that work?
No, I think I'm just auntie.
Number one auntie.
Just auntie, yeah.
The auntiest auntie. Number one auntie. Just auntie, yeah. The auntiest
auntie. Amazing. Yeah.
Would you recommend it as a
gift for people? Like, do you
get a lot of, like, reward out of
doing it? I think
it takes a special person to do it, because
like, my sisters personally couldn't
do it. Yeah.
I've always wanted to be an egg donor, but
then this, you but then this opportunity
come up and it was just easy for me.
Do you have kids of your own?
Yeah, I've got two. Yeah, right. Okay.
Fascinating. Amazing, Leah. Thanks for calling, Leah.
We appreciate it. Incredible. Rebecca's here as well.
Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi.
You're actually
in the process of carrying
a surrogate baby right now.
I am, so I'm currently 25 weeks knocked out.
Tell us about how this came about.
And I believe you're documenting it all on your Instagram, right?
I am.
So I am surrogating for a couple in Wellington.
I live in Christchurch.
And they have got a little girl, Indy, who is like two and a half.
And during her childbirth, Tess, the couple, Tess and Dan,
and they had to, Tess had to have a hysterectomy,
emergency hysterectomy to basically save her life if she hemorrhaged.
Yeah.
So they were able to save her ovaries.
So they were able to IVF, make the baby,
and they just whack it in me and
I just do that. I love how casual
you are about it but you truly are
Your words, not ours. You know
Yeah, moment. Like what made you
do you know these people? Yeah, who are these people to you?
Or like what made you decide
to do this for someone?
So I think I always thought that I
kind of would. I've got two children. I don't
mind pregnancy and I actually also children. I don't mind pregnancy
and I actually also kind of enjoy
don't mind childbirth. It's very bizarre.
Wait, did you just say you
enjoy childbirth?
Yeah, it's like such an empowering, like, cool
like thing. I'm totally fine with it.
Like, it ruins you, but it's great.
It's like people who like getting tattooed.
Or people who like going to CrossFit.
Yeah.
The CrossFit's not me Except a bit more intense.
The CrossFit's not me.
But I found them on Instagram.
So I kind of knew their business a little bit.
And they put up, actually on her personal Instagram,
just put up a story saying they were going to start looking for a surrogate.
Yeah.
And I was like, I can do that.
Wow.
I know, obviously, Brie mentioned this before,
overseas surrogates get paid like a wage or like a lump sum to do this
because it's a huge commitment from you and your life and things like that.
Is there a payment involved for you?
So in New Zealand, you don't get paid.
You legally, and there's a lot of legalities,
and I don't think you're actually even allowed to get paid for anything and
that's mainly because they don't want us to become like
a tourist destination where people
would be taken advantage of.
Well we could now because of COVID. Maybe we
open up the borders and go come in, we're full
of surrogates. Start a new business. Yeah right.
Here we go. But no
like cheeky payment under the table or anything? They haven't
like slipped you? No.
My husband's a police officer as well, so totally illegal.
Yeah, right.
Can I ask, do you feel like you've, I don't know,
like really gotten something out of it?
Like you're doing something so amazing.
Something bigger than you.
Yeah, something so amazing for another person
just because you, you know, you want to help them?
Oh, like 100%.
It's the most incredible thing.
It's so cool to be able,
I'm so excited.
Like I said, I'm only 25 weeks,
but my motivation is like
to be able to give them this child
and I just cannot wait for the birth
where they're there and they're involved
and they get their baby.
Like it's not, yeah, my baby whatsoever.
What's your Instagram, Rebecca?
You've got a fascinating story.
So it's Rebecca J Kyle, I think.
We already follow each other, don't we, Bec?
We do, yeah.
Yeah, I know who you are.
I'm going to follow you now.
It's Kyle, K-E-I-L.
You've got a fascinating story.
Thank you for sharing with us this afternoon.
Incredible human being, Bec.
Thanks for having me.
Look forward to that super fun birth that you've got coming up.
Oh, I'm going to have a videographer and a...
Oh my lord.
You're going to see it, don't worry.
Thank you.
Yeah, love it. Okay, thanks.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Alright, time for a birthday banger for a Thursday.
What was top of the charts on your 16th birthday?
That's what we're finding out here.
A frantic mission to get our birthday bangers together today,
and we've got them.
Kaylee.
Hi, Kaylee.
Hello.
Hi.
How you doing?
Very good, thank you.
That's good.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
17th of October, 81.
All right, you were 16 in 1997 on the 17th of October.
And on that day, this was top of the charts.
I get no doubt that I can open it.
You're never going to take me down.
I get no doubt that I can open it.
One of the most fun drunk songs.
I get no doubt.
Great tune.
What do you think, Kayleigh?
Love it.
Yes, brings that lot to memory.
Chumba Wumba.
They broke up a couple of years ago.
Do they?
They lasted that long.
I think they broke up in 2018.
They got knocked down.
It's a good run.
Hey, they might get back up again.
I hope you weren't the first one to make that joke.
Serena, hi.
Hi, Serena.
Hi, evening, guys.
Evening.
How are you doing on your way home?
No, I'm already home.
No, just sitting with my son.
He's gaming on the TV
and it's pretty hilarious.
Where's home for you?
Wellington.
We're coming to Wellington tomorrow.
I know.
You should come.
Any chance you can?
I'm aiming to get there.
Oh, we hope to see you there.
That's for our Friday Okie live party on Cuba Street at the Bristol.
Starts at 7.30 if you want to come down.
We'd love to have you, Serena.
Let's do your birthday banger first.
What's your birthday?
4th of July, 1983.
Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 4th of July.
And Serena, this is your birthday banger.
Oh, my God.
This is the song you should come and sing tomorrow at Friday Okie Live.
You reckon?
I reckon.
You sound like you've got the accent for it.
Yeah.
And the hips.
All jokes aside, this is a great birthday banger. It's a great song. Serena's on the hips. All jokes aside, this is a great birthday banger.
It's a great song.
Serena's on the fence.
That's okay.
Helen, hi.
Hi, Helen.
Hi, how are you?
Good, how are you, mate?
Oh, great, thank you.
That's good.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
25th of June, 77.
All right, you were 16 in 1993 on the 25th of June.
And Helen, this is your birthday banger.
Oh.
Oh.
Helen, this one actually comes up quite a lot.
Mr. Vane, Culture Beats.
Do you like it?
I vote Ricky Martin. Okay, fair enough. Sweet,, Culture Beat. Do you like it? I vote Ricky Martin.
Fair enough.
Sweet.
Thanks, Helen.
I love it, Helen.
We've got to be honest.
Yeah, no, you do need to be honest.
We appreciate it.
I'm trying to figure out Ricky Martin or Tub Thumping.
I want Tub Thumping.
That song's symbolic to me.
I just love it.
Symbolic of what?
Oh, just, you know.
Drinking?
Drinking, but also like when you're just feeling down,
just to get back up and just keep going.
Oh, it's motivational.
Yeah, a bit of motivation for a Thursday.
Kayleigh, congratulations.
Your motivational anthem has taken out Birthday Banger this afternoon.
Yes, Kayleigh.
Sing this one loud.
Good choice.
Bree and Clint, this is our birthday banger.
It's in the night away It's in the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Oh, Danny boy
Danny boy Danny boy Bye. Thank you. He thinks of cider drink He thinks of songs that remind him of the good times He thinks of songs that remind him of the better times
Don't cry for me
Ex-boyfriend love
I get no doubt
That I'll get up again
And they're ever gonna keep me down
I get no doubt
That I'll get up again
And they're ever gonna keep me down
I get no doubt
That I'll get up again And they're ever gonna keep me down I get no doubt But I get up again
And the heavens gonna keep me down
I get no doubt
But I get up again
And the heavens gonna keep me down I get knocked out ZM, Brie and Clint.
The winner of Birthday Bang is Chumbawamba, Tub Thumping.
I got it a little bit wrong.
They broke up in 2012.
Oh. So ages ago. They broke up in 2012. Oh.
So ages ago.
They lasted 30 years, though.
Yeah, it lasted a long time.
Problem is, you go to a Chumbawamba gig
and they try and do some of their new material
and you'll be like,
wait, you know what we're here for.
Just seriously, just do Tub Thumping.
Just do the song.
And then do it again.
Taking out Ricky Martin and Culture Beat.
Culture Beat, yeah, Mr. Vain.
God, Ricky Martin's good looking in real life.
Have you ever met him?
Yeah, I interviewed him once.
I told you my Ricky Martin story.
What's that?
Guy and I interviewed him and we had to interview him from a particular side.
Yeah.
And we had to pay for very special lighting.
Ricky had to be lit in a very particular way.
And there was someone controlling the camera shot at all times.
And the footage had to go through them before it got to us
because Ricky's image must be maintained.
Sounds like Ariana Grande.
And we had the exact same experience with Ariana Grande.
Yeah, same here.
She stepped in.
Her mum sat behind the camera when we talked to Ariana Grande.
And there was a question that she didn't like.
So she stepped into the shot and she goes,
no, no, stop, no, remove that question from the footage.
Really?
I was like, lady, this is making the footage even better.
Have I told you my Ricky Martin story?
Have you met Ricky Martin?
Yeah, we interviewed him.
This is years ago.
My mum has always been obsessed with him
and I was telling her about it.
She's like, just get me anything.
Just get him to sign anything.
Yeah.
Anyway, he ended up eating because we had like a bit of food and stuff in.
Oh, you didn't.
And he ate half a sandwich and he bit into this half of the sandwich
and I took it home and gave it to my mum.
Did she eat it?
I think she might have.
Of course she bloody ate it.
Yeah, I think she did. She ate a sandwich with Ricky Mudd. This is pre- she bloody ate it. Yeah, I think she did.
She shared a sandwich with Ricky Mudd.
This is pre-COVID, obviously.
Yeah, right?
She goes, this is my Christmases and birthdays for the next couple of years.
Bree and Clint.
ZM's Hot Minute with KFC.
Hot and spicy's back at KFC for a limited time.
And to celebrate, we're giving you the chance to win cash and KFC chicken dollars
with the KFC Hot Minute.
It is literally the best of all worlds.
Yeah, every question you get right
over a 60-second rapid-fire question session,
you'll get $50 cash and five KFC chicken dollars.
It's a pretty good deal.
And Maddie, you're taking this on this afternoon.
Hi.
You got a good general knowledge, Maddie?
Uh, I don't know.
10 days a bit of an hour.
Look, people freeze up under pressure
in this game, so I want you to relax.
I want you to just give me like a...
Okay?
Go on, get relaxed. Pretend you're motorboating
the air.
I'm laughing, I'm relaxed.
Yeah, she's a bit tense.
My advice, Maddie, is go with your first thought.
It's usually right.
Yes, now you can either pass these questions and we'll move on.
If you get them wrong, we'll also move on.
But we're going to keep them moving.
Everyone you get right, you'll get the dollars,
but you don't get another go at a question.
No, that's correct.
60 seconds on the clock.
Are you ready, Maddie?
I'm ready. Alright, here we go.
What is the name of the musical artist who sings
Watermelon Sugar? Harry Styles.
Correct. What is hummus made
from? Chickpea. Correct.
Who sings this track?
I was thinking about her,
thinking about me, thinking about us.
What vegetable
is known to help you see in the dark?
Carrot.
Correct.
Gossip Girl was filmed in which American city?
New York.
That's correct.
Who sings this song?
Ooh, pass.
What city is known as the city of love?
Paris.
Correct.
Oh, turning the page, how many days are in a leap year?
Ooh, 366.
Correct.
Who sings this song?
That's it.
Time's up.
Let me just add up what you did.
You did really well, Maddie.
Really well.
One, two, three, four, five.
Maddie, you got six.
That means you've got $300 and 30 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, my God.
I like it.
You killed it.
The songs you missed out were Nelly, Just a Dream,
Nicki Minaj, Starship, and Noted, so close.
They're the only ones she missed.
And that's all you missed out on.
Hey, well done, mate.
Good work.
Thank you.
No worries.
Lovely work.
Hot and Spicy's back at KFC for a limited time.
You can get it while it's hot,
and you can play the KFC Hot Minute tomorrow with Georgia.
She's playing it on her show during the day,
and we'll play live from Wellington one more time just after 5.30.
I like this game.
Bree and Clint.
This story is very unusual, if you ask me, but it's real
and it's taken place on a TV series that's on TLC.
It's called Smothered with a capital M.
Smothered.
Smothered with a capital M. Smothered. Smothered.
And this particular story is about a mum and a daughter
who share a very close bond.
Yeah.
So close that Mother Marsha likes to...
Say it.
There's no way around it. There's no way around it.
There's no creative language you can use.
She licks her daughter awake.
Like a dog.
Like a puppy.
Like a dog.
Every morning she'll walk in and...
Her daughter's not a baby either.
No, her daughter's 21.
And look, we're not here to judge.
We are not here to judge. Aren't we? No, let's's 21. And look, we're not here to judge. We are not here to judge.
Aren't we?
No, let's play the audio.
Here's some audio of mum Marsha and daughter Alina.
In the mornings, I walk in her room and I just lick her all up.
I'm Alina. I'm Elena.
I'm 21 years old.
My mum is definitely my best friend.
I love it when my mum licks me.
It kind of makes me feel closer to her
because we're doing something funny and out of the ordinary.
Oh, you definitely are, Elena.
You definitely are.
I just realised without visuals, it's...
She's licking her face.
Don't.
No, I'm just saying it sounds really wrong.
Like you don't know where you're going to be licking her back.
She's licking the side of her face.
And you said no judgement.
So I've got a proposal for you, a no judgement proposal,
that one of us licks the other one.
Just to see.
Just to see.
Look at producer Georgia.
She's like, nah, I'm not here for this.
It could be nice.
It could be nice.
We don't know.
You don't know.
If it brings Elena and her mum closer together,
imagine what it could do for us.
Yes, nah.
We're going to rock, paper, scissors.
Wait.
The winner chooses.
I don't like either option.
What, you don't want to get licked?
And I don't want to lick you.
What would you prefer to do? What would you prefer to do? I don't. What would you prefer to do? don't want to get licked? And I don't want to lick you. What would you prefer to do?
I don't. What would you prefer to do?
I'd prefer to get licked.
Definitely.
I always knew you were a taker.
I'd like to get licked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, rock, paper,
scissors. Are you ready? Ready? And then you can
choose. If you want this, you need to win the game.
Ready? It's best of one. So it's one, two,
three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot.
One, two, three, shoot. Damn it. Okay three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot.
Damn it.
Okay, what do you want?
What do you want?
You can either lick or be licked.
Oh, no.
You just ate a cheeseburger pie.
So do the licking then.
No, I don't want to.
You don't want to be licked by me.
I don't want to.
You have to choose one.
You have to choose one.
Oh, my God.
I'm so uncomfortable.
I had a facial this morning.
Yeah.
So you're going to taste that if you lick me.
It means you're clean.
It means you're clean.
What do you have to do?
Just lick up the side of the other one's face.
Just like the cheek area.
Oh.
You saw the TLC show.
You saw Alina's mum do it.
Producers, what would you pick?
I tell you what, I wouldn't be licking Clint's face.
Why not?
No, just because it'd be a bit gritty.
Yeah, but do I want his tongue on my face?
Yeah, that's way better than having your tongue on his.
I did just have a pie.
Yeah, but that was a great pie.
I feel like I want to pick to be licked just because I know he doesn't want to do it.
Oh, that's a good one.
Calm people, whatever. Yeah. Damn it. I will choose to be licked just because I know he doesn't want to do it. Oh, that's a good one. Calm people, whatever.
Yeah.
Damn it.
I will choose to be licked.
Okay.
All right, here I come.
Coming to lick you.
Please get your hair out of the way for me.
And please do this for me.
Say, hi, my name is Bree and I consent to being licked.
Hi, my name is Bree and I consent for Clint to lick me.
Thank you.
This is going to bring us closer.
Three, two, one.
Oh, you're not kidding.
You definitely did have a facial this morning.
Oh, your face tastes like chemicals.
Ah.
Ah.
Yeah, your tongue might go numb.
Yeah, it actually feels like it's tingling.
Oh, I feel so wrong.
Yeah, I know, but how close are we?
AZM.
Fletchford and Meaghan.
Bree and Clint.
Particularly good aviation news for you and I, Bree,
who are flying to Wellington tomorrow for our famous Friday Oki Live,
the third one, Cuba Street, Bristol Hotel, 7.30 tomorrow night.
Be there.
Be there, be square.
We're getting upgrades.
Everyone tomorrow gets an upgrade.
Okay, you're on track.
Okay, you're on board.
So because of COVID, Air New Zealand are currently using
some of their international planes to fly on the domestic route.
No.
They've got big like 787 Dreamliner, whatever they're called.
The ones with Wi-Fi on them.
The ones with Wi-Fi on them.
Yeah.
But also the planes that have got business class on them.
Stop it.
So particular flights, if you end up on the right
plane between Auckland, Christchurch
and Wellington,
you can pay for an upgrade
to fly in business class
within New Zealand. How much would you
pay? Because this is your one chance to go
business class. How much would you pay for a business
class upgrade? Bearing in
mind that Auckland to Wellington is only a one hour
flight. So it's a one-hour flight?
Yeah.
How much would I pay?
Oh, $100, $150.
To upgrade yourself on a domestic flight on Air New Zealand,
if you get the right plane.
Please be small.
Please be small.
$50.
$50?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How good?
And then you're in business class. Sign me up. Get on the plane. Turn left? Yeah. Yeah, how good. And then you're in business class.
Sign me up.
Get on the plane, turn left.
Yeah.
There's a catch.
Yeah, what's the catch?
So, I mean, times are tough, especially for our national carrier.
So, yes, you'll be in business class, but there's no business class service.
That's okay.
So, no drinks trolley.
You don't get any food at all?
Well, you'll get the cassava chips or the cookie,
the usual, what everybody else gets.
Right.
But you get to lounge?
Yeah, you get to lounge out.
I don't think you'll get the complimentary slippers and eye mask.
But in saying that, it's only a one-hour flight.
You don't need that.
And for 50 bucks, baby, you can pretend that you're like,
I don't know,
post Malone.
I'm just going to do it
to take heaps of photos
and just use it
for the next like four years.
Yes, take like four different outfits.
Yeah.
And get multiple photos
and go back on the plane.
On my way to LA.
That's the most exciting
aviation news we've had
in a very, very long time.
I love that.
I hope we're on
the right plane tomorrow.
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