ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 7th 2019

Episode Date: August 7, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where today's podcast intro is actually, uh, it's an unboxing. You know on Instagram the influencers do an unboxing where they get a new product and they unbox it together? Yeah, I've seen them do that. So Brie has just had delivered a new pair of shoes. It's not exciting. From the iconic. But we're going to unbox them, it'll be like a radio unboxing. We'll do it together.

This is so visual. She's done it, she's purchased a new pair of shoes for the premiere of Celebrity Treasure Island. And show you should. You've got a TV image to maintain now. You can't be walking around in vans every day when you're on TV. No, I can. No, you can't. If I want to.

No, you've got to be like a bougie TV lady. You've got to look to the likes of Pippa Witzel. Who else is on TV? Who's a TV person? Name someone else. Hilary Barry. Hilary Barry. It's all. And who else is on TV? Who's a TV person? Judy. Name someone else. Hilary Berry. Oh, yeah.

Hilary Berry. She's not wearing chucks. I do love Hilary. She could, though. So this is, Brie receives two to three online shopping purchases a day. And this is the shoe purchase. Two to three a day. No, I do not.

At least. You do, though. Yeah, she does. It's just a simple. Oh, my God. Oh, ooh la la. At least. You do, though. Yeah, she does. It's just a simple... Oh, my God. Oh, ooh la la. Oh, my God. That is not the sort of shoe I ever expected Brie to wear.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it looks nice. Why would you be buying Crocs? This is what's in at the moment. It's a very high-heeled shoe. Brie, I can't see it. Hold it up. I would like producer Ben, the man who I believe has the least knowledge of women's fashion,

to describe the shoe that he sees. Okay, well, it's hard because it's quite far away. But it looks like a cardboard shoe with a see-through plastic heel strap, and it's heeled. It's got a heel on it, another plastic heel. But the main part of it looks from here like cardboard. There you go. It's a fair description. It's a fair visual description.

But it's a heel. It's like a really nice heel. It's, you know, what? What's with the front part? A little bit of... No, that's packing. You know why I bought these? These are the shoes that all the girls on Love Island were wearing.

This is the latest trend in high heels. It's the clear heel and the clear strap. I thought you hated high heels. I don't think I've ever seen you wear heels. Yes, you have. I've worn them to the races. I've worn them to the polo. I've worn them to the radio awards.

I've worn them to lots of things. Anyway, guys, I'm so glad we've just judged me for the whole podcast intro. I like them. Thank you, mate. I like them too. Appreciate that. I love them. Good.

Just something, you know. Treat yourself. Was that fun for everyone? Yeah, that was awesome. I can't even see anything. I've got something else in here. Do you want to see? Oh, another one.

Oh, it's another train driver hat. It's very contrast of those heels. Is it to wear with the heels? No. Oh, Harley Davidson motorcycle t-shirt. Now that's a classic pre-purchase. Spend $300 on it as well. You saw my one and you wanted to get the same t-shirt as me.

Is this the same as yours? Well, it's a Harley Davidson t-shirt. Yours is vintage though. I wish mine was vintage. Wear them together. That's a hot look. Contrast high heels and a motorbike t-shirt. I can't pull that off.

Can't you? I've seen girls wear that. It does look so hot. Do that and then start smoking. That's a look. Yeah. You'll look like I'm Sandy on the end of Grease. True.

Should I roll in on a Harley for the opening night? Can you drive a Harley? Yes. She used to have one. I used to own one. Oh, where is it? Back home in Aussie. Well, I had to give it back.

Ah. Yeah. When I came to New Zealand, I had to get rid of all the fun stuff. Now, that was a very radio, like it's weird to do an unboxing on radio. Bree's right, it's very visual. So tonight, if you log on to Bree's Instagram account, at Bree Thomas L, she'll be doing an unboxing on there as well, an Instagram story.

No, I won't. Why not You've just Sent it on here People want to see it They want to see the shoes They want to see it I can put it as

The image of the podcast The shoe Yeah Yeah Or we could get you In the shoe None of this is happening That's not happening

Brie hates this So much I hate it It's so awkward I love that both of you Were like You've never worn High heels around us before.

And I was like, um, yes, I have. You dicks. Oh, well. Yeah. No, I meant it too. Okay. Well, we're going to give you some time to cool out. And we're going to play the podcast.

Cool out. Enjoy. Who says cool out? Cool out. It says cool air. Kia ora, everybody. Good afternoon. Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, guys.

You know how I'm a gamer now? Oh, because you bought a Nintendo Switch? Yeah, I bought a Nintendo Switch on the weekend. What do you mean now? You also bought that vintage PlayStation a while back, too. Yeah, and I also bought a vintage Game Boy about a year and a half ago. Oh, girl, you're a total gamer. Yeah, but I'm really stepping it up with the Nintendo Switch. You're getting one of those headsets with a built-in microphone.

No, I haven't gone that far. Guess how long I spent on one level of Crash Bandicoot last night. How long? An hour and 25 minutes. See, I don't know if that means... I couldn't pass it. Yeah, I don't know if that means you're stepping it up as a gamer or if you suck as a gamer.

If anyone has any tips on Crash Bandicoot or Nintendo Switch... You know what you need? I appreciate it. You know what you need as a gamer to get better? One of those gaming seats that looks like a racing car seat, but it's actually like an office chair. Yeah, but I also don't want to be alone forever. Hey, you're never alone when you're online.

You're part of a community. Okay. Today on the show we are chock-a-block with freebies again. We have tickets to the Blitterslow Cup match at Eden Park. All Blacks versus Wallabies. $4.20 if you want to play Blitterslow Banger

with us this afternoon. Also, we've got a $500 New World voucher to give away. Yeah, that's awesome. That's just after five today we'll be giving that away. If you've got a recipe that you think could seal any deal, and I mean romantically. That kind of deal. Yeah. Hold

on to it and call us around five o'clock. It could score you $500. What is your go-to meal? And very shortly, free choice of arn tickets, like in the next five minutes, free choice of arn tickets. So stick around and we'll hit the activator for that very, very shortly. Bree and Clint, here's the Jonas Brothers.

ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A story out of Australia. There's been state liquor licensing laws that have been changed recently in the Northern Territory. Oh, right. Okay. This is an interesting one. So the law has changed to be that it requires any retailer that sells soy sauce to possess a liquor license.

Soy sauce? Soy sauce. Why? Is it alcoholic? Well, obviously there's alcohol in it. Is there alcohol in soy sauce? Must be a certain percentage in soy sauce. Ben's got some out there right now.

Soy sauce or soy sauce? Yeah, is there a difference? Soy sauce. Producer Ben. Yeah, what's going on, man? 3.2% alcohol. Yeah. In soy sauce.

What does it say? Soy or soy-er on that bag? This is just% alcohol. Yeah. And soy sauce. What does it say? Soy or soya on that bag? This is just soya sauce. Like S-O-Y sauce. Soy sauce. But then you just said soy sauce. Yeah, you said soya sauce. Anyway.

Anyway. Okay, sorry. If Nadia Lim is listening, is it soy sauce or soya sauce? Are they two different things? Doesn't matter. It's got 3.2% alcohol in it. So it does have alcohol in it. That's why your sushi tastes so lit.

Yeah. And so they've changed the laws where if you, yeah, stock soy sauce, you have to have, yeah, a liquor license. So that has inspired a new soy sauce martini. Talk to me. Essentially, the new concoction is made from Grey Goose vodka, fancy, shaken with soy sauce, sesame oil and sriracha,

garnished with a crispy dim sum. Do you guys have dim sums over here? Is dim sum like a dumpling? It's like a deep fried dumpling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yum. So the Northern Territory-based tavern also accommodates dietary requirements,

saying they can offer a vegetarian or gluten-free option. A vegetarian margarita. That's very thoughtful. Well, the dim sum's not vegetarian. Why not? Because it's got meat in it. No, but the vegetarian one is. Is it?

Is that what you're saying? I'm saying they'd obviously offer a vegetarian option. They'll do a vegetarian one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks fancy. Look at it. Tequila. Oh, that does look.

You know how people. Have you got into Bloody Marys yet? No. Bloody Marys. Maybe it's as you get older and your palate changes and you like things like blue cheese. That's when I really judged you, I think. Yeah.

We were away on tour for something and you ordered a Bloody Mary. Yeah, but I was a little bit hungover. Yeah, but think. Yeah. We were away on tour for something and you ordered a Bloody Mary. Yeah, but I was a little bit hungover. Yeah, but ew. No, I used to be you. I used to be you. But see, I like blue cheese. Yeah, you're not a Bloody Mary yet. Right.

Anyway, we can talk about our drinking problems anytime we like. Would you drink that martini? Yeah, 100%. Really? Yeah. It'd be so salty. Yeah. It's a savoury cocktail, right? Speaking of things that you don't know that haveini. Yeah, 100%. Really? Yeah. It'd be so salty. Yeah. It's a savoury cocktail, right?

Speaking of things that you don't know that have alcohol in them, did you know that kombucha has alcohol in it? Does it? Yeah. And that's why you get

such a buzz when you drink it. You're like, oh my God, I can taste the healthy benefits. Nah, bro, you're just a little bit drunk. I always pictured drinking

like little sea monkeys when I drink kombucha. Yeah. Is that what you're drinking? It's alive. The drink itself is alive. Yeah. Is that what you're drinking? It's alive. The drink itself is alive. Yeah. That's so right.

Namaste, everybody. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, he's got all the goss, he's got all the drama, and he's got all the muscles. Hello, mate. You forgot the razzle dazzle. Got a little packet of that as well.

You got the razzy dazzle. Yeah, he's got the razzle and the dazzle. Hey, terrifying story about Pink. Her private plane has crashed and burst into flames. Oh, my goodness, yes. And it is as dramatic as it sounds. Literally, it was her manager and her entourage on a very small private jet.

It landed, went off the runway at the end, burst into flames, and luckily, and very surprisingly, no one was hurt. Wow. Which is really unusual. Yeah, for something like, you should see photos. Go online to everyone and Google and have a little look at the photos of the plane.

It's really, really terrifying. And how would you ever fly again? How would you ever get up there? I don't know. That's the thing. Remember when Travis Barker from Blink-182 was in that plane crash?

He had a plane crash, yeah. DJ AM died in the crash. And then Travis Barker for a long time, they didn't perform outside of America because he's like, I'm not flying.

I just won't fly. Was it, correct me if I'm wrong, Aaliyah, did she die in a plane crash? She died in a plane crash. She did, didn't she? And then Diplo, I saw Diplo on the weekend, the windscreen on his plane, his private jet, cracked while they were flying. Did you hear about that, Dean?

Yeah, that's happened. Oprah Winfrey, that happened to her plane. Post Malone had to make an emergency landing one. It's like terrifying. That's terrifying. And that is why I will never fly private. And that's why I'll always fly economy. What, not because you can't afford it?

No, no, it's just not worth it. It's not worth the rest. All right. Dean, tell us about, yeah, the main actress from Fifty Shades of Grey, Dakota Johnson. Everyone is mourning the loss of one of her imperfections that she's gotten rid of. Yes.

So if you are a fan of hers, you'll know that she was very much well known for a little gap between her teeth. It's super cute. It definitely suited her. And it was featured in all of the films. You know, there was even a video, I think, on like Vogue or something where she was holding all these different things in the gap.

Well, goodbye. Get the flowers. Why? The gap is gone. No. It's dead. She covered them up. I really like that about her.

Yeah. It's very, a gap in the front teeth is actually very high fashion. It's very fashionable. Like a lot of supermodels have that look going on. I really liked it. And to be honest, not to be horrible, I've seen a picture of Dakota Johnson after she's closed the gap up. It actually makes her look a little bit older.

Oh, you reckon? Yeah, I think so. Well, you take away your thing, right? You take away your je ne sais quoi, your particular thing. Yeah. Did you reckon she had Invisalign, that new type of braces thing that you can get?

Yeah, I think so. Veneers. Oh, you think it's veneers? Veneers. They're about three grand each for the good ones in Beverly Hills. Boom, done, boom, two, done, out. And you rip out your healthy teeth and you put in fake teeth.

You know my dad got veneers? Here's what they do. Yeah. Yeah. They grind them down. They do. Oh, that sounds brutal. They grind them down into little stubs.

Yeah. And then they place the veneer over the stub. See, I don't know. That just seems wrong to do to healthy teeth to me. Well, my dad's teeth weren't healthy, that's for sure. He got $55,000 worth of veneers. Did he? Yeah.

How did your dad, an apple farmer, end up with bad teeth? Well. Like literally, isn't that the cure to bad teeth? You know, right? When his family, because they're all Italians, when they migrated over, they could never afford sugar in Italy. Yeah. And when they got to Australia, so they never brushed their teeth in Italy, but it didn't matter because they didn all Italians. When they migrated over, they could never afford sugar in Italy. Yeah. And when they got to Australia,

so they never brushed their teeth in Italy, but it didn't matter because they didn't have sugar. When they got to Australia, they ate it by the cup full, never brushed their teeth. Right. They just went mad for the white stuff when they got to Australia.

Yep. Crazy. All right. Hey, thank you very much, Dean McCarthy. Thanks, Dean. That's good goss today. We appreciate it. Bye, guys.

Okay, see you later. Dean fell asleep during that chat. He was like, oh, God. I thought you were talking about Pink, not Bree's dad. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Please welcome to the show this afternoon a top-shelf New Zealander, someone I would go as far as to call a good bitch.

Welcome to the show. What a good GB. Welcome to the show. Marie Fitzpatrick. Hi, guys. Tell us the name of the charity that you're a part of. It's called Good Bitches Baking, and we deliver home baking to places where people are having a bit of a crappy day.

I, can I say, Marie, love the name. Very catchy. Thanks. We like it a lot. A little bit out there. Where did that name come about? How did you pick that name? The true story is we're a little bit tipsy.

Where all the best things happen, Marie. But Nick, my co-founder, and I, we're having a couple of drinks one night and we were talking about the state of the world and somehow we came up with this idea for Good Bitches Baking and then the name, we're like, what are we going to call it? And actually, Good Bitch is something we call each other when we've done something clever or good. Yeah, that's the thing, right?

In New Zealand, it's a compliment. Like that term for referring someone, it's like one of the highest compliments you can pay somebody. Yeah, I think that phrase in the last however many years has become really warm and people use it when they really want to show their appreciation for someone. But not everybody, and that's why you guys have made the news today. Facebook have said that your name is not okay.

Is that right? Well, they have been refusing to allow us to boost our posts. So they have had no problem with our name. They let us set up our page. But what they're doing is not letting us boost our posts to our own fans. And for those of you who are familiar with the social media world, you can't just post and expect it to get to everybody. If you've got something important that you need to get out there,

you have to pay these fuckers, you know. And the frustrating thing is they won't take our money because they say that it's offensive and it breaches their community guidelines. Well, for one, Marie, they shouldn't be charging you guys anyway because you're a charity and you're trying to do a good thing. Well, there's that. There's that.

And there's also a next thing. Why won't they let you bloody boost the post? It's crazy. Because it has also a next thing. Why won't they let you bloody boost the post? It's crazy. Because it has the word bitch in our name. So even if the post doesn't have bitch in it, because we're good bitches baking, they were refusing to boost our post. Would you ever consider changing the name to bow to Facebook?

I could bugger off. I can shove it. It's had the right effect though, because now you haven't had to pay for any advertising and you're getting contacted by all the major media outlets in New Zealand to talk about your charity right smack bang in the middle of your appeal week. This is the week that you guys do your fundraising drive. So you've absolutely nailed it.

Yeah, yeah, they've accidentally shot themselves in the foot a little bit there. And Marie, tell us, give it a shout out. How can people help? You can visit Givealittle and look up Good Bitches Baking Appeal Week. You'll find us there. Or you can visit gbb.org.nz and find us there. And on social media, of course, Facebook and Twitter, ironically. That's Marie Fitzpatrick.

She's part of Good Bitches Baking. They help people who are experiencing homelessness, sick children, victims of domestic violence. And just finally, what's the best thing to bake someone who's not feeling very good? Oh, that depends. I love a good friand. They're tasty as.

I don't even know what that is, but I like the sound of it. Almond cakes with berries and shit. They're delicious. Yep. Sounds good. I'll take six. There you go. Thanks, shit. They're delicious. Yep. Sounds good. I'll take six. There you go. Thanks, Marie.

Thanks, guys. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Just asked a random question. Have you ever been struck by lightning? Not seriously expecting to get anybody, but we have. Because people survive it. Yeah, you can survive it. And I don't know how.

Do you get superpowers? Maybe. Maybe. Do you get more energy? Maybe. There's a story out today, and this is why we're talking about it, where a family's toilet has exploded

after a lightning strike hit their backyard and struck the septic tank in their backyard where all the business flushes to. Oh, no. And the lightning strike has ignited the methane gas inside the septic tank in their backyard where all the business flushes to. Oh, no. And the lightning strike has ignited the methane gas inside the septic tank, which has travelled up the pipes into the house and then blown their whole toilet apart. I've blown my whole toilet apart before.

And there was methane gas involved there as well. There was. So I thought on the back of that we could talk about lightning strikes, and we've got some. And there was methane gas involved there as well. There was, there was. So I thought on the back of that, we could talk about lightning strikes, and we've got some. Let's go to... Nicola. Nicola first.

Nicola, have you been struck by lightning? Not me personally, but I was inside the house, and there was a huge electrical storm going on. And all of a sudden, everything went bright white outside, and then the chickens in the garden went completely berserk and the modem and the cordless phone didn't work anymore.

Wow. Was that all the damage that happened from your house getting struck by lightning? The modem didn't work? Yeah, yeah, but that was enough for me. True. Nicola's like, Clint, that was enough to take care of. I had no Wi-Fi.

Let's go and talk to Sienna. Hi, Sienna. Hi. Your grandma was struck by lightning. Yeah, I don't know how long ago it was, but she tells me this story almost every time I visit her about when she was working in the States as a nurse. Yeah. And she used to cross the border between the States and Canada all the time.

And one time as she was crossing the border, pretty much, she got struck by lightning while she was driving her car. Whoa. Yeah, but the car has rubber tires on it. Yeah, did the tires save her life? Yeah, pretty much. I think the tires almost melted and it fried all the electrics in the car. Yeah.

But she was completely fine and none of her nurse friends believed her that it had happened, even though she was super late to work because of it. Yeah, so it sounds like a likely excuse. She hung over. It was all a coincidence, though. Okay, we can do that one better.

Chanel, your grandfather was struck by lightning twice. How? Yes, they say that you're not meant to be struck by lightning twice in the same place but yes, he was in his kitchen. What, he got hit twice in the same place? Yep, and he survived it. Does he not have a roof? What's going on? No, it was a few years back and he's still going

strong, so. Oh, what a legend. What does he describe it like? What does he say the feeling is like? Like a currency running through your body. Yeah. I thought you were about to say something. Once he'd woken up from that, he'd still felt the current running through his body.

I thought you were about to say something else, Chanel. Something else to do. What? I thought Chanel was going to be like, you know when you're laying down with someone? That's what I thought you were going to do. What? I thought Chanel was going to be like, you know when you're laying down with someone? That's what I thought you were going to say. It's a ledger fire. This is granddad we're talking about.

Yeah. In the words of Bree's mum, Chanel, he's old. He's not dead. He's not dead, Chanel. He's not dead. I'll let him know that. What a lucky guy. One more.

Well, kind of not lucky as well. Nah, lucky. Yeah. I reckon lucky. Still alive, yeah, lucky. To a lucky guy. One more. Well, kind of not lucky as well. Nah, lucky. Yeah. I reckon lucky. Still alive, yeah, lucky. To get struck twice. One more. We've got a first-hand account of this.

Sandy, welcome to the show. You've been struck by lightning. I have. How, Sandy? I've actually had one near-miss, and I've actually been struck by lightning. The first near-miss was on a farm in Ramarama, and the lightning struck,

and it actually killed a little lamb that was standing beside me. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, and the actual one that did happen to me was when I was talking to my mum on the phone in an electrical storm, and it went through the phone and zapped me on the lip and burnt my lip. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

I can just picture you, Sandy. I can just picture you. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? To be honest. I honestly crackled and I had all these sparks coming out. Yeah. And, yeah, burnt my top lip.

Like, I'm glad you're okay. It sounds like a very minor injury for someone who was struck by lightning, though. Like, lightning and you got a slightly burnt lip. Did you take the phone back and they were like,

what happened to it? The current actually went through me. No, it actually was alright after that. It was fine. Yeah, I just sort of got to strap the line

and went through the line and... Did you have gumboots on? I can't remember, but I was living on an orchard, but I the line. Did you have gumboots on? I can't remember, but I was living on an orchard, but I don't think I'd have gumboots on inside. Inside? That's the same as the other guy. How are you getting strapped by lightning inside?

Because it went through the phone line. Oh. Also, where did you get that lightning sound effect from? Oh. Also. Buzzy G. Where did you get that lightning sound effect from? A 1982 horror film? It's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, Bree and Clint's Lettuce Loaf Banger.

All this week, your chance to get along to the All Blacks versus Wallabies at Eden Park, plus Black Ferns versus Australia as well as the Curtain Razor. It's a double header for the price of one. You'll also be going along with Bree and I. Bree attending her first All Blacks game and me attending my 101st. Is it 101st? You don't know. I've got no idea.

Yeah, you don't know. Are you going to wear a jersey? Nope. Are you not? Well... Because you're an Australian living in New Zealand. You have the choice between an All Blacks and a Wallabies jersey. Well, I'd definitely wear an All Blacks.

I never liked the Wallabies, so I don't feel bad. Oh, what a bandwagon supporter. It's not a bandwagon because the All Blacks have been way better than us for a long time. That's a very good point. Rayno, you've got a chance to win these tickets right now. Good afternoon. How are you going, guys? Come on, Rayno. You got this a chance to win these tickets right now. Good afternoon. How you going, guys? Come on, Rayno.

You got this, mate. You're up against Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. Let's do it, Ellie. Okay, to win this, we have got Nigel Yalden, professional rugby commentator from Radio Sport, to commentate a popular song on ZM.

You guys are going to buzz in with your name if you know what the song is and you'll get a chance at answering it. Only one guess each, though, at this. Yes, and we need title of song and artist. Got it? Got it. Buzz in with your names. Here is today's Bledisloe banger.

Now the day bleeds into nightfall and you're not here to get me through it all. Oh, then you pulled the rug. I was kind of getting used to being someone you love. Ellie. Ellie. Damn it. Three. Ellie.

Two. One. No goods. That's a free guess for you, Rayno. If I guess now, can I still carry on listening? That's the end of that. That's all we've got, mate. That's it.

Have a guess. There's no more. Three, two. Somebody loves me. No good from both of you. That's okay. I'm lucky, guys. We do have backup people on the phone.

Let's go to Carrie. Hey, Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hi, guys. You got the answer we need or you want to hear it again? Can I hear it again, please? Sure thing. Put Isaac on the phone, too Can I hear it again, please? Sure thing. Put Isaac on the phone too.

Is it Isaac v. Carrie? Sure thing. We'll bring Isaac into this. Hey, Isaac. How's it going? All right, Isaac. Both of you, buzz in with your name if you know the answer. Here we go.

Now the day bleeds into nightfall and you're not here to get me through it all. Oh, my God. Stop. Carrie's buzzed in. I've got a Carrie. Is this someone you love, Lewis Capaldi? She's got it. She's got it.

Well done. What a downer. That's a down buzz into this game, actually. There we go. There we go. Carrie, you're going to the Blood is Low. Amazing. You're coming with Bree and I.

No Wallabies jerseys allowed in our crew, okay? Absolutely. And actually, no South African jerseys either. Oh, come on. The All Blacks take on the Wallabies at Eden Park this Saturday, the 17th of August. There are still tickets available from Ticketmaster, and you can show the world how you back black by tagging in the All Blacks and using the hashtag BackBlack as well. Get there early

to watch the Black Ferns. Yes. Absolutely. Must do that. It's a double header at Eden Park for that game. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Is that Justin Bieber's real name? Justin Bieber? I believe so. Because he was so young when he got famous. Yeah. Like he wouldn't

have come up with a stage name when he was 11. Whereas like Brad Pitt, he's changed his name. Has he wouldn't have come up with a stage name when he was 11. Whereas like Brad Pitt, he's changed his name. Has he? Is Brad Pitt not his real name? I'm pretty sure it's not. Well, don't look at me, like that's a pretty normal name,

like Brad Pitt, isn't it? Nah, I don't think so. He changed it. Elton John's not his real name. No. His real name's, Ben will know, is his real name Reginald?

Is that what his name is? Oh, yeah, yeah. Reginald. But Brad Pitt is William Bradley Pitt. Okay. Yeah, so he did change it. Dropped the William bit. Yeah, dropped the William. Will Pitt.

And Bradley. He doesn't have the same ring to it, does he? He changed it to Brad. Yeah, so a lot of famous people change their names. Stage names, yeah. Yeah, stage name. And good segue into this next story, because there's a guy by the name,

his original name was Kenny Kennard and he's no longer able to travel overseas because he can't get a passport because he legally changed his name to something else about seven years ago and they've deemed that name too offensive to be printed on a passport. Really? Is that a thing? Yep.

They can do that? Well, this is over in the UK. I guess if you've come up with the name, they'll be like, oh, you're taking the piss. They might not know that. Well, they probably do because he probably had to update his passport after he changed his name. Like, he's got his old one. They're like, yo, why's the name different?

Maybe. That's by the by. What's his new name? So, obviously, yeah, his original name was Kenny Kennard, which I read somewhere that when he was really young, I think he was like 17, he changed his name to Coco Kenny. Coco Kenny. And then he changed it back because he went into the military.

And then after he left, he's like, I need a bit of light in my life. I'm going to change it for a bit of a bit of a gas. Yeah. So he changed it to Kenny and then he put a F-U hyphen on the front of Kennard. Kenny Fukinard. Kenny, oh, shit. Oh, that's good. I can say it.

I can say it. No, you can't. Don't say it. Kenny Fukinard. It's very, very smart. So funny. Well, not that smart because now he can't travel. Well, he's come out and said he thought it would be fine

because he applied for a driver's license and it was accepted. He had no worries. But, yeah, it turns out he's applied for a passport like a bunch of times oh yeah every time if you want to go overseas with a name like that it's fukin hard i bet um my friend um what was his name chase and he had a really average middle name was like andrew yeah he changed his middle name to danger okay legally changed it so he could go up to girls and say, Danger's my middle name. Oh, see, that's cheesy.

Yeah, it's horrible. One time I was working with him and he got pulled over by the police and he showed his licence and the police absolutely went to town on him. Did they? Because of that, yeah. Oh, if you've done it legally, then there should be no qualms. Yeah, but they didn't find it funny. And if you've had fun with it of that, yeah. Oh, if you've done it legally, then there should be no qualms. Yeah, but I didn't find it funny. And if you've had fun with it, that's fine.

It's when parents decide that they're going to have a bit of fun with your name when you're born, that's where I draw the line. That's just like, what if your kid's not a fun person? What if they're born and you're like, you've given me this jazzy name, but I want to be an accountant. Yeah, true. Like, why'd you do this to me? Yeah.

I want to know from people listening on 0800DIALZM, has anyone listening done this? Have you legally changed your name? And we're not talking about marriage because, I mean, obviously a ton of people have done that. I want to know if you have picked a different name. Yeah, for yourself. For yourself.

And you've gone through the legal process. We don't want nicknames. No, not nicknames. We don't want, like, my name's Michael, but all my friends call me Mickey. Is it on your driver's licence? Yeah. Is it on your birth certificate? What have you legally changed your name to?

Call us, 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. The story's going viral over in the UK at the moment after a guy originally named Kenny Kennard legally changed his name to Kenny... No. Kenny Fookenard. There you go.

Kenny Fookenard. And it's now being deemed too offensive to be printed on a passport, so he's stuck in his country. They've said no. They've said it's no go. It's too... So we've asked you on 0800-DIALS-IT-M, have you legally changed your name?

Welcome to the show, Emily. Oh, hello. I had a neighbour in the halls at university his Chinese name was like Yuan and he when he got into the country he got to choose a name like a Kiwi name and he chose

Dragon Eel Dragon Eel, dope and we called him Dragon and did he look like someone who suited the name Dragon? Not at all. He was a big kitty bear. That's awesome.

Didn't speak. This happens quite a lot, unfortunately. Yeah. Chinese people, and it's happened because one of my friends was working in a daycare and she said that she was looking after these adorable Chinese twins. Yeah. And when they migrated over here, they gave them English names

and the dad was telling them about how they chose the names. Anyway, they called them Yuri, beautiful. Yes. And Urine. Oh. Oh. Why? I don't know.

They thought Urine was the masculine of Yuri. I don't know, yeah. Anyway, she was like, I said to her, did you break it to them? And she goes, hell no, I didn't. She goes, I let them be oblivious. I love this other text. Someone's texted through and they said, hi, my dad's friend legally changed his name to Obi-Wan Kenobi.

He now gets strip searched at every airport. Yeah, see? That's just... In this other text, a colleague of mine changed his name to the Iron Maiden. The Iron Maiden? No, just Iron Maiden, sorry. Oh, just Iron Maiden.

After the band. Because I think people might do that sometimes and go, if I do this, I'll be so sick, and then the boys will give me free tickets to the gig for life. They probably won't. Probably not. There's a few other interesting texts that talk about, someone texted through

and they said that they hated their middle name so they just got rid of it. Yeah. Because it was old fashioned and they said they just went down to the courthouse, filled out one piece of paperwork, $96, and they were done. Is that it? $96.

They said best money I ever spent. $96? Yeah. You're telling me for $96 we could change your middle name to Garlic Bread? I'm keen. Because it's currently what, Stephanie? Yeah, that's boring. Is it any special relevance to you?

Garlic Bread hyphenated. Brianna, Garlic bread, Stephanie. We'll just chuck it in, an extra one. Are you keen? Yeah, I'm keen. You're keen? Okay, let's make some calls. We'll get this done by the end of next week.

Yeah? Sound good? We can have it done, yeah. Easy. Perfect. Okay, now I'm nervous. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

It's time to play our brand new game, Yanina or Pop Diva. Yes. The song that has the epic song intro. It's been called the best radio intro ever. Here it is. Check it out. Yanina or Pop Diva.

God damn it, what is this? That's the intro to the song. Yanina or Pop Diva. It's actually not horrible. Yeah. Friday egg is worse than that. Says you. Yeah, true.

I can't hear what's going on. It's Britney, bitch. True. Katy Perry. God, God. Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor.

Free and cleanse. Yeah, Nina. Oh, Pup Diva. Pup Diva. Yeah, Nina. Oh, Pup Diva. Did you grab that what from the last talk break we did? Yeah, just when you did it before. We're very good. We're very fast at this stuff.

Oh, don't take credit. It's producer Ben sitting out there with all his little buttons. We were very good. All you've got to do is be able to tell the difference between a real pop diva and Janina, the chick from YouTube. You've just got to pick the difference. Who is it? Hazel is playing today. Hi, Hazel. Hi, Hazel.

Hi. You're up against Vicky. Hey, Vicky. Hi, Vicky. Hi. Hey, girl. There's a mobile fuel voucher up for grabs. Hazel, you're going first.

Is this Janina or a real pop diva? I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're toxic? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is it Nina? Is it your Nina? She's locking in.

No, it's not. It's Britney Spears. That's actually Britney Spears. All right. So let's go to Vicky. Here comes your first one. Is that your Nina or pop diva Shakira? Your Nina.

That's absolutely correct. Well done. Nice work, Vicky. 1-0 to Vicky. Here we go, Hazel. Here's your second one. That's hard. Is that your Nina or is that Aussie pop star Sia? I'm going to go with your Nina this time.

Well done. Nice work. It is your Nina. All right, here comes your second one, Vicky. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be the reason why. Every time I walk, I... All right, Vicky.

Janina or pop diva Rihanna? Oh, that was a hard one, but I'm going to go with you, Nina. No! It's Riri. That means we're all tied up. It's one all. It's all tied up. Here we go, Hazel.

Last point before we have to go to tiebreaker. Hazel, your third chance. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. We're happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time. It's miserable and magical. All right, Hazel, you're Nina or pop diva Taylor Swift? Is it pop Taylor Swift? Oh! That means, Vicky, if you get this, you take it out this afternoon, okay? Okay.

Here you go. All right. Hey, Vicky, is that your Nina or pop diva Selena Gomez? Is it Selena? We're going to a tie-break for the first time ever. Okay, explain how tie-break works. Okay, the tie-breaker, guys, your buzzers are your names. First person to buzz in and has a guess.

If they get it right, they win. If they get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Here we go, guys. This is the tie-break track. All right. Is that your Nina or pop diva? Buzz in any time. Billie Eilish.

Oh, Vicky. Vicky, give it a go. Okay, I'm going to go Janina. Hazel, that means you win by default. Congratulations. Yeah, I know. That sucks. You gave it a go and you lose.

Unlucky Vicky. Sorry. I'm just going to wait, too, and let her have a go. I know. She was right, but I was like, I'll just go for it. Thanks, Vicky. That is so good. Also, the thing we can take away from this is how incredible is this Janina chick?

She's great. She baffled you guys, but thank you for playing. To be fair, the quality through the phone is really hard to hear. Through the radio, much better. That's why we play with people on the phone, to make it a little bit harder. There you go, another game of Janina Or Padeva

I don't want to play this game anymore Bree and Clint The podcast ZM Bree and Clint's Go To With New World Okay, this is cool We've got a gift

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Exactly right. Picture this. You need to impress a date. You can swing by New World, get something. What are you cooking for us? What are you going to make for us? Yeah, what are you doing? What are you cooking?

Let's go to Cam first. Hey, Cam. Hi, Cam. Cam. Oh, he. Hi, Cam. Cam. Oh, he's ghosted us. Okay, let's go to Saul. Saul, are you there? Yep.

Okay, you've got us on the hook, all right? We're already coming over. What meal are you going to cook for us? A bit of pumpkin soup on toast, eh? Keep it simple, Saul. Wait, you're going to put soup on toast? Or do you mean pumpkin soup on toast, eh? Keep it simple, Saul. Wait, you're going to put soup on toast? Or do you mean pumpkin soup with toast? Yeah, well, have you never tried that?

Are you making the soup from scratch? Yeah, like from straight pumpkin. Straight pumpkin, G. How thick is the soup that it can sit on toast? I have you know, like eight beans on toast. Like that type consistency. Is there sour cream involved? Oh, you never know.

Saul has no idea what goes into pumpkin soup. That's okay, that's his contribution. Let's go to Karen. Hey, Karen. Yeah, hi, how are you? Kaz, what are you making to impress us? What's the dish? Beef schnitzel with mushroom sauce, a side order of nicely roasted vegetables,

some spinach on the side, and a bottle of wine. Oh, girl, now we're talking. Steak and two veg, I like it. That is, and a bottle of wine. She's going to get us to lick it up as well. I do like a bottle of wine at dinner. Kaz, you know how to impress a man and a woman. Carol is the last one with a chance.

Hey, Carol. Hey, it's Cheryl. It's who, sorry? Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl, what are you making? What are you cooking to impress?

I would love to make for you my famous cheese and onion pasty. Like, there's a famous bakery in the UK called Greg's, and me and my British friends get a bit homesick sometimes, so I make them especially for them, But they're really nice, tasty. Nice with chips and a bit of gravy. Can you just say what it is one more time? Cheese and onion pasty. I just wanted you to say pasty.

A cheese and onion pasty. Okay, Karen's offering us a bottle of wine. What's the liquid condiment that comes with your meal? Oh, we're going to go straight for tequila after. Tequila? Yeah, why not? It's going to go straight for tequila after. Tequila? Yeah, why not? It's going to be a good night with Carol. Carol's meal has gone from zero to 100 real fast.

Okay, we have soup on toast from Saul. We have a beef schnitzel with veggies and a bottle of wine from Karen. And we have a cheese and onion paste from Carol. What are we going to do? Who's picking us up? Who's got us by the belt? Oh, I mean...

It's Karen, isn't it? I think it's Karen. It's Karen. Congratulations, Karen. You've got a $500 New World voucher and two very hungry radio DJs coming to your house tonight. Oh, my gosh. That is so amazing.

Thank you. What time can we come round, Karen? I'm thinking give me about an hour to get organised. We'll be right. Perfect. And is it a pants on or pants off dinner? We better wear some pants tonight, I think. Too late.

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So it was brought to my attention that someone in Australia has recently won $40 million in the lotto. That's enough money to ruin your life. Yeah, it is. And apparently the $40 million hasn't been claimed yet. You know when you hear about that and you're always like, if you do have a ticket, you honestly believe it's you? I once had a ticket from the place that sold the $26 million ticket.

Anyway, the ticket hasn't been handed in yet, but we thought let's give my mum a call who lives in Australia and I figure I'm going to try and stitch her up and tell her that one of my childhood friends that still lives in the same country town that she lives in has won the $40 million and I've seen it online. Great idea.

Give her a call. Okay, here we go. Does your mum like this person? Yes. So she sees her at her local supermarket like every week. Hi Rana, how are you going? Oh, my God. Mum, guess what? What? You know the $40 million that someone just won in Australia on Lotto?

Yeah. I've just seen, because we were looking up stuff for the show, like stuff to talk about. You know who's won that $40 million? Who? Katie Drage. No. She's won. Are you kidding me? It says here Katie Drage from Stanthorpe, Queensland has picked up the $14 million. No. My God. I'm so rapt. No, Brianna.

Honestly. I can't believe it. Have you talked to her? Yeah, I only talked to her about a few days ago. She was in the deli. It says that she's only claimed it in like the last 24 hours. Oh, my God, Brianna. Can you imagine? I'm so happy for her. Oh, and Donna and Steve. Oh, and Michael.

Oh, my God. 40 million. Sure? It's her, Mum. I'm telling you it's her. Oh, my God. I'm going to go around and see them. Mum, can you ask for some money?

No. No, Brianna. I'd never do that. Just a little bit. Just one million. I've got 40. They work hard, those people, Brianna Donner and

you know, Kate. Guess what the numbers... They work very, very hard. I can't believe... Honestly, guess the numbers there was... You've got to get her on the radio. I know. Well, have you got her number? No, but I can get it. Hold on, wait.

I might have it here. Let me check. I'm just going to look up into contacts. Let me just see. Oh, yep, I've got it here. This is a prank. Oh, you freaking. Say what?

I really thought. Don't hold back, Mama Di Say what you really think Are you ticked, Brianna? But hey Are you still going to head around And congratulate them? Wait till I tell her She'll be, oh, Brianna

Don't tell her. She'll be, oh, Priyata. Don't tell her. The imaginations of Donna, you know, they bloody work so hard, those people. Mum, 40 million. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

All right, let's get a birthday banger for your Wednesday afternoon. Number one songs on your 16 my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, let's get a birthday banger for your Wednesday afternoon. Number one songs on your 16th birthday. Just before we start, Bree and I were somewhat reprimanded today by Ross Boss over some birthday banger activity from last week. He said, and you've got to remember this is the guy who doesn't want us to play Whitney Houston, so keep that in mind. This is the guy we had to fight off last year. He said that this song

that played last week was too far. Daddy Cool, the song Eagle Rock. Ross, not impressed with that one. In his words, if they play it on the sound, you're not allowed to play it on ZM

Which is a That's a rubbish rule I hate that rule But are we wrong? Like are we Is there any chance that we're wrong? I just wanted to do a quick snap Nah we're never wrong

Snap hole in text machine Eagle Rock Good or bad Yes or no Good or bad 9696 9696 But let's get into this week's one

Today's one and see what we got Hey Bella Hi Bella Hey how are you? Good. What's your birthday, Bella? 12th of December, 76. Okay.

You were 16 in 1992 on the 12th of December. And this is your birthday banger. I love this song. It's a good song. This is Charles and Eddie. It's called Would I Lie to You. You've got a great birthday, Bangabella. Oh, brilliant. Yeah, cool.

Okay, let's see what Heidi has got. Hey, Heidi. Hi, Heidi. Hi. What's your birthday? Our 14th of December, 2000. Okay, you were 16 in the year 2016 on the 14th of December, and on that day, this was number one.

Clean Bandit? Clean Bandit. Clean Bandit, Rockabye. And Sean Paul's in there. Is he? Yeah. Pretty good song. He does a rap.

Yeah, cool. It's a very modern birthday banger. I like that song, though. Yeah. And Sean Paul, didn't he? Is he? Yeah. It's a good song. He does a rap. Yeah, cool. It's a very modern birthday banger. I like that song, though. Yeah, it's good, though. Okay, let's go to Liam Last. Hey, Liam. Hi, Liam. How's it going?

Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Liam? 2nd of February, 1988. Okay, Liam, you were 16 in 2004 on the 2nd of February, and on that day, this topped the charts. The man who lost to Guy Sebastian in the original Australian Idol. Shannon bloody Noel. Shannon bloody flavour saver Noel.

I did a shooie with Shannon Noel one time. Did you? Well, he more did the shooie and I... You're so country Queenslander. I know, mate. Liam, first of all, do you know the song? Oh, yeah, I've heard it once a few times. You've heard it a few times? No, not, yeah.

You don't know it very well. You and I know it. No, not very well, no. You and I know it and well. You and I know it. No, not very well, no. You and I know it, and I'm worried that it's just us. Do people know Shannon Noel? So, no, of course people know who Shannon Noel is, surely, because you guys watched the first season of Aussie Idol here, right? Yeah, we got it here for sure.

Well, we know who Guy Sebastian is, so it goes without saying we must know who Shannon Noel is, right? If you know Michael Murphy, you know Ben Lomas. Exactly. And that song became famous on Aussie Idol. saying we must know who Shannon Noel is, right? If you know Michael Murphy, you know Ben Lomas. Exactly. And that song became famous on Aussie Idol. Right. We've got a tough decision.

Or do we? Is it Shannon Noel? I want to hear... It's interesting. Everyone's texting about Eagle Rock. It's a problem. Do people want to hear Shannon Noel on ZM? I think we just back ourselves. I think they do.

Back it in for the Noelsy. Let's just... Yeah, look at Ellie. Producer Ellie wants it back. Producer Ellie can never make a decision and somehow you've barred up about Nolsi. This has taken me back to my SingStar days. It was on SingStar. Is it on SingStar?

Yeah, that's why I reckon people will know it. It's on. It's on. It's on. It's happening. It's a good sing-along. It is. Congratulations to Liam.

You've won birthday banger. Awesome. All right. There's a little boy waiting at the counter of a corner shop. He's been waiting down there, waiting half the day. They never ever see him from the top. He gets pushed around around knocked to the ground He gets to his feet

and he says What about me? It isn't fair I've had enough Now I want my share Can't you see? I wanna live But you just take more than you give.

There's a pretty girl serving at the counter on the corner shop. She's been waiting back there, waiting for a dream. Her dreams walk in and out, they never stop. Well, she's not too proud to cry out loud. She runs to the street and she screams. What about me? It isn't fair. I've had enough.

Now I want my share. Can't you see? I want to live. But you just take more than you give So take a step back and see the little people They may be young but they're the ones Who make the big people be So listen as they whisper

What about me? Now I'm standing on the corner, all the world's gone home Nobody's changed, nobody's been saved And I'm feeling cold and alone I guess I'm lucky, I smile a lot But sometimes I wish for more Then I'll go What about me?

It isn't fair I've had enough Now I want my share Can't you see? I wanna live You just take more What about me? I want to live. What about me? It isn't fair.

I've had enough. Now I want my share. Don't you see? I want to live. You just take more. You just take more. You just take more. You just take more than you give. What about me?

What about me? Zidane, Brianne, Clint. What about me? Second place in 2003's Australian Idol is Shannon Knoll and actually winner of Birthday Banger today. I mean, look, Birthday Banger can be a really polarising segment. Yeah, it can. Sometimes everyone's on board. Sometimes it's 50-50.

You will never please anybody, everybody. No. You will hopefully please somebody. Have you? Part of me regrets not playing this. Because it is such a 90s jam. A great song. At the same time, I haven't heard that Shannon Knoll song in ages.

Neither. Just quick results on our Eagle Rock poll as well. Yes. About 65% of people were pro-Eagle Rock, and that's all we need. Right choice then. Don't be listening, Ross. Shove it up your butt.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to the studio, someone who is not breaking up, or are they? Producer Ellie. Hello.

Hello. Now, I had a private conversation with Ellie yesterday, which I am going to exploit for the radio. That's a bit rude to bring into radio then, isn't it? No, because I think it's something that everybody can relate to. Yeah. You and your partner, Sam, who is awesome. I was going to put that out there straight away.

I like how he's prefacing it. I like how you're building him up so he can... I love Sam. I actually love Sam. Well, I love him as well. I kissed him on the weekend. He has proposed a joint purchase that you and him

make as a couple. To be fair, he is going to put a lot more money towards it than I am. Probably most of it. So you're at that point in your relationship. Yeah. Okay, that's a good point. Just a couple of stats. How long have you been together?

Over two years. Just over two years. And how long have you lived together? The whole time. The whole time? Yeah, they met when they were living together. We were flatmates. You didn't know that?

Oh, you screwed the crew. I did. Okay, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. She just kind of took whatever was lying around. Tell us, what is the joint purchase that your partner, Sam, has proposed? A new car.

Now, this is interesting because, I mean, I know Ellie pretty well. I know you've got a car. I do, and isn't she a beauty? And I know that you and Sam share that car currently and I mean she is a tasty dish. She's a good reliable car. She's good reliable but Sam doesn't

really like it. As someone who doesn't need a flash car to be a cool guy, I'm a hashtag Honda driver. Yeah. You've got a Toyota Corolla. Great car. So good. She is a little bit a Toyota Corolla. Great car. Never going to break down. So good. So good. She is a little bit on the older side.

A little bit. Still 2001. Over 2000. She's got a few miles on those tyres. A little bit. Yeah. Doesn't have a radio. No.

No. Sorry about that because I work radio. But she still goes. She still goes. So Sam's proposed that you guys go in on a car together. What sort of car has he proposed that you guys buy? Now, he would love a BMW. I already knew this, didn't I call it?

He did. Because I know Sam pretty well, and I swear I've heard him talk about it, and I tried to talk him out of it. Not just any BMW. A 2008 BMW with leaking transmission fluid. Why? We're not getting that one.

Why an old one? Because the new ones are expensive. Yeah, we can't afford one over 2010. We'd have to go 2010 and under. There are some secondhand car dealers. Then you shouldn't be getting a BMW. That's it. The car dealers will hate us for this.

But if you can't afford a new BMW, then you shouldn't get a BMW. And you know why? Because if you have an accident in a BMW or if it needs something fixed, it literally costs a ton times more money than a Corolla or a Mazda. They literally have to send

your car back to Germany to fix it. One of my friends bought a BMW, an old school one, and someone took off the side mirror. $1,200. Yeah. No, don't worry guys. You are preaching to the choir. When I got together with my wife Lucy, She had a VW Golf So another European car

Yeah also expensive One of the electric windows broke And they wanted $1600 What To fix it Oh no That's awful Put a garbage bag over it

Yeah right Some glad wrap Yeah put some glad wrap See I'd prefer just to get Like a Japanese car again I'm happy with that But Sam really wants that car. And I'm a nice partner.

I get that though. And I will compromise for him. And buying something together as a couple is the next logical step. Yeah. You start making joint purchases. You start investing in the things you need together. It's like a sign of stupidity. No, no, no.

Like confidence in your relationship. So when are you looking at the press then? Compromising. Your purchase is still up in the air? Yeah. We thought we could take some calls this afternoon from other couples who have made a joint purchase together. I think it's a bad idea personally.

Well, you're not in a relationship. And you know what? You know why I'm not? Because my last one broke up because there was a joint purchase. What did you guys buy together? What was like your first major joint purchase together? Did you buy something with your partner? Yeah.

Maybe we take houses off the table. Houses off the table. That's a bit different. Yeah. But did you guys go in on something together? And what did it do for your relationship? A couch is a good one. Or like a fridge.

Like a really fancy fridge. Or an expensive dog. Maybe one of you wanted it more than the other. Maybe it caused you to break up. I don't know what happened with it. But we want to know this afternoon. An alpaca. Yeah, that's a good one too.

What was your big joint purchase as a couple? 0800 dial ZM. We've asked you on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon, what was your big joint purchase as a couple? Guys, now I'm just looking at new cars to buy. This is not healthy. You've just talked producer Ali out of buying a BMW

with her boyfriend and no crap, you straight away went on Trade Me and started looking at BMWs. Yeah, I can dream. Yeah. And I'm also single so I don't have to ask or answer to anyone. Everybody would like a BMW. It's just once you've got it, you

better have some savings. It's not even that they're expensive to buy. It's the maintenance and how much they cost to actually own one. Yeah. You've got to have a baller lifestyle. That's the problem. You need to have an actual baller lifestyle, not just look like you have a baller lifestyle to own a car like that. Yeah, well, that's not me.

So we've asked you, what was yours? What was your relationship joint purchase? Hey, Carla. Hi, Carla. Hello. What was it? What did you and your partner buy together? We bought a jet ski.

Oh, yes. A jet ski. Such a well-informed and practical purchase always. And something you can enjoy as a couple. Oh, yes, yes, definitely. How did it turn out? Wait, wait, wait. Was it a two-seater jet ski?

Yeah, two, three-seater, yeah. Okay, that's right. Carla, I need to know, how much did you guys drop on this jet ski? 20 grand. Oh, my God. You could have got a BMW. Jesus. You could have got a BMW. Yeah. Jesus.

You could have got a 2009 BMW for that. Damn. Okay, okay, okay. Well, what type was it? It must have been a big one. Yeah, it was a seedy one. And funny enough, we also met flashing together, so. Just like Ellie.

Okay, I need to know, what was the outcome? What did a joint purchase of a jet ski do for your relationship? Well, his side of the family weren't too happy about it because we only bought it a couple months into the relationship. Yeah. So, yeah, it wasn't... Are you still together? We are, but the jet ski just got stolen.

Probably a couple months ago. This story just gets better and better. 20 grand is a hell of an engagement ring. I don't mean to put any pressure on your relationship, but, you know. And so what are you guys doing? It's stolen. Yeah, so we had insurance. We got paid out,

but now we're both put in different amounts into the jet ski, so now we have a payout of obviously less because it was devalued. And so, yeah, we've got to divide up the money. Yeah, far out. Hey, that's fun. You guys sound like a fun couple. Hey, they're still together, so that's all good. Zali, Kia ora, good afternoon.

Hello. What was the joint purchase you and your partner made? Hey, guys. It was a fridge and a washing machine. We had just moved into our own house together. Okay. I lived in Australia. So yeah, we just moved in.

We thought, oh, we'll splurge some money on a nice fridge and nice washing machine. Practical. And did you... And... Oh no, this is bad, isn't it? Well, we were only living together for maybe six months and then I thought I would move to New Zealand and leave him behind. Right.

Okay, if you're leaving, this is my opinion, if it's your decision, you need to leave the fridge and the washing machine. No, that's not fair. Your poor boyfriend thought he had a girlfriend and a fridge and a washing machine for life. No. And then you've upstaked and boosted.

Okay, well, how did you guys resolve it? What did you do? Yeah, so he's still got the fridge in the washing machine. Because you feel guilty, don't you? No, he should have paid you out, Zali. That's what I felt. I felt that we should have split the money because they were quite expensive. How much?

How much? How much? So the fridge was a really expensive fridge. It was like $500. And then the washing machine was about $450. That's a cheap fridge. I was going to say, that's a cheap fridge. Let's break that down.

So just to round it up, about $500 each. Yeah. Would you pay $500 for your new single lifestyle in New Zealand? Yeah, I'm loving it here. Yeah, exactly. There you go. Cut your losses. You're out of there.

No problems. Leave him something, girl. He lost you. At least let him put his beer to drink away the pain somewhere. I suppose. Yeah, but you can't trap someone in products, can you? You're like, if you leave,

I get to keep everything. You can't leave. We've got a washing machine. Sarah, hi. Hi there. Me and my partner decided it was a good idea after living together for a few years to buy a bearded dragon together.

Oh no, a pet. Great, great. I love bearded dragons. And it was totally fine until we realised that they're actually really, really expensive pets to take to the vet. The first time it cost us about $1,200.

And then after that, it became a little bit of an issue of who's going to pay for this debt bill? Who's going to buy the shoes? Frank, we're happy we have Frank. Frank the bearded dragon. The bearded dragon, that's a weird nickname for his penis. ZM Spree and Clint,

the podcast. I do love a study, mate, and there's a study out recently that says, or suggests rather, that swearing might be on the rise at workplaces um especially amongst millennials because they're saying it makes you more honest credible and persuasive plus a lot of millennials just don't give a f**k oh can we make sure we oh yeah beep that yeah beep that um which, I mean, I am a millennial after all. Just.

I thought, you know, I don't swear hardly ever. We can't in our job, largely. Well, it's true. Yeah. We literally can't swear whilst working. No. But I thought, you know, maybe it's time to appear more honest, credible and persuasive to our boss, Ross Boss.

Yeah. So I thought, let's give him a call and I'm just going to try and drop in as many swear words as I can because obviously this study, I'm hoping it works for me. Yeah, cool. Well, good luck. And if you get promoted, take me with you. Cool.

Well done. Well done. Hello? G'day, mate. Oh, what? Oh, well, don't do that. You're such a good c*** to me most of the time. Okay, that word means we're not live?

What's f***ing happening? Okay, what's going on? Mate, just thought I'd f***ing check in and see what the what the shit's going down uh with the with this quiz because i thought i thought um that our show could get involved somehow because we heard it's going to be f*** rager um okay so you've said three times about five or six times and how does that make you feel? Are you feeling like That I'm more credible

Or I'm more honest Or how are you feeling towards me? Like I'm just going through Like what have I done this past week What's in the news at the moment What's the angle here Why are you swearing so much I don't understand it

I'm just No Clint and I just wanted to say A f***ing thank you Because we f***ing love you And you're a f***ing and I just wanted to say a f***ing thank you because we f***ing love you. And you're a f***ing good c***. You're just a f***ing good c***. Yeah. And also,

there's not always an ulterior motive with us. No. Can you sometimes just... We're f***ing honest, aren't we? Take us at face value for one time, you f***ing c***. You piece of shit. F***, this is just going to be like...

Whoa, don't swear, Ross. Whoa! Ross! We're in a place of work right now. Yeah. F***ing hell. What is the angle, guys? This is weird.

There's no angle. We just wanted to catch up with you and say, what's going on, you c*** sucker? Yeah, just cut the bulls***. Hey, I'm really happy to be caught a c*** sucker today. That's great. Again, can you watch your language, please? Yeah.

We are doing a radio show. F***, what a d***head. Honestly. the quarter sucker today that's great again can you watch your language please yeah we are doing a radio show what a dickhead honestly it's probably the funniest

thing he's done alright mate just wanted to catch up and say hello and we'll see you later at the

work drinks love to stick around but we've got to f*** you off catch you bye guys I think that

went really well I think we came off more honest credible and persuasive I'm no expert guys I think that went good I think that went really well I think we came off More honest Credible And persuasive I'm no expert

But I think next quarter You and I are in for A bit of a pay bump I think so too Bree and Clint The podcast ZM Producer Ellie is here

With a story about a cow I have a good cow sound effect ready But I don't need it now Because you did that one Yeah exactly You're welcome Yes Ellie tell us your cow story I have a good cow sound effect ready, but I don't need it now because you did that one. Yeah, exactly. You're welcome. Ali, tell us your cow story. Basically, a guy somewhere in the world,

it's been posted to a Facebook group, and it's gone viral, but a man has proposed to his girlfriend by putting the ring on a cow's udder. Excellent. Love it. Yes. It's country. Country as.

Because this is the sort of news the internet loves, you've brought this to us today with an amazing Facebook thread of comments. Yeah, we do this thing on our show every now and then where we find one of these and we take it in turns, each one in the team to read out a funny Facebook comment. So Bree, you can kick us off when you hear the cowbell, the story of the man who proposed to his girlfriend with an engagement ring on a cow's udder. Maybe

he married the cow and he had to think quick when she found it. Producer Ben, one of your favourite comments? Guys, you need to stop really milking every bit of this post. It's utterly terrible. Utterly or utterly? He's written utterly, but it probably should be utterly.

It should be utterly. Utterly is the best opportunity. Can we downvote that one? Yeah, downvote. Producer Ellie. This post. It's a moose opportunity. How?

Not a moose. No, she said moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. cow not a moose no she said moo moo moo speaking of moo this girl said should have taken her to the movies instead

like it that's good that's good there's a accompanying picture that goes with the article too where the he's taking a photo

of the ring on the udder and it's quite graphic and very skin coloured too someone's written thank god that was the cow's udder for a minute

I thought that was well well, you know, His penis. That man's genitals. I thought that too when I saw the photo. I was like, is that what I'm thinking? Do you think anyone's ever proposed with a ring on the wanger? No, because you'd have to have very big, oh, maybe small fingers.

A big ring or a small finger. A very thin, yeah. Plus you wouldn't want to get too excited because then it would get thicker and you might dock yourself. Here's another one. A bit cheesy. Get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But whatever churns you on.

That was perfect. I like it. That is very good. You got any more, Producer Ben? This post is utterly strange. Hopefully the woman Has moved In with the proposal And him

That's good Love it What about you Ellie? This guy said She bout to start Milking you for your money Jesus Brutus

This one wasn't on there But I thought Maybe when they get To the altar They write their own vows And he could promise To love no udder Good

That's good I wrote one myself as well Yeah You can take us out You can take us out I'll take you out on this one If DJ Khaled read this post He'd say

An udder one Oh come on That's good I like it I was busy trying to think of another one Because now I'm getting competitive Another one That'll do

There you go I like this music It's nice eh Makes me feel like putting a piece of grass Or straw in my mouth Yeah making love in a barn Yeah Yeah we've all been there ZM's Free and Clint the podcast if you enjoyed this podcast

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