ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 7th 2020

Episode Date: August 7, 2020

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Hello Governor, and welcome to the Breein' Clint podcast intro on a Friday, which means this. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Breein' Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. International birthday bangers for special podcast group members. The podcast group's been popping off recently, by the way. Can I say, I appreciate the level of chat going on in there. It's fun. And you know what? There's some really good ideas and stuff that comes from that group so we appreciate that that's the whole idea keep it up keep it up team keep it up get in there um okay let's kick it off uh with our first member that's put in their birthday ben phil lambert ben phil lambert he's from victoria and australia which uh you will have seen on the news,

not doing too well at the moment. Yeah, so thoughts are with you, Ben. Let's do your birthday banger. You were born on the 30th of October 1987, so you were 16 in 2003, and this is your birthday banger. Like the way you do that right, burr. Right, burr. Scratching hips when you're walking.

Let down your hurr. Let your hurr. Oh, cute. Ching-a-ling. I met Ching-a-ling once. Let your heart. Oh, shit. Chinga Ling. I met Chinga once. He came in. I was doing a show with, I don't think she'll mind me saying, I was doing a radio show with Joe Cotton, who was in True Bliss,

which is a New Zealand girl group. And Chinga was doing an interview and Joe walked past the window and Chinga looked at him and goes, who dat? And they said, oh, that's Joe. She goes, the teddies. Put them on the glass. It was, yeah, it was. So real stand-up guy then.

Well, Jo put her titties on the glass, so it was okay. Hey, but, you know, that's up to Jo. It was up to Jo. It wasn't for Chingy to ask. No. Yeah. Yeah, maybe Jo wanted to do that anyway. Yeah.

Maybe it was more romantic if he didn't ask. Yeah. Let's go to Jack Misson, who's just from Australia. Just from Australia. He was born on the 30th of July 1994, which means he was 16 in 2010. And on the 30th of July, this was number one. This song was so huge when it came out. You know a song is mahoosive when it has a part two. Yeah, right.

And this song had a part two. It had a part two, yeah. The line in there where Eminem goes, now you get to leave out the window, what you leave? Something. Guess that's why they call it window pain. Guess that's why they call it window pain. Not a good, not a good.

I thought it was quite good. Me too. Yeah. He's my favourite though. That's not why they call it window pain. It's great though. It could be. It makes sense because you're in pain.

The person was leaving out of the window. I guess that's why they call it window pain. And you see them and you're experiencing window pain outside a window pane. No, it's because the person left out the window. Yeah. And he goes, that's why they call it window pain. No, it's because the person left out the window and he goes, that's why they call it window pain. Heartbreak. We are so,

so white. So is he, so it's okay. One more for Brayden Fearby from Warwick in Queensland. That's right near where I'm from in Stanthorpe. So hello to you, Brayden. You were born on the 28th. Wait, wait, that's how people in country Queensland communicate with each other. Hello to you, Brayden. You were born on the 28th. Wait, wait. That's how people in country Queensland communicate with each other?

Hello to you, Brayden. Nah, it's more like, G'day mate. How's it going? Is it? Yeah. Or we just do that wave thing in the car. Aiden. G'day mate. There you go. G'day mate. He was born on the 28th of Feb 1998.

So he was 16 in 2014. And Brayden from Warwick, this is your birthday banger. PTSD from this song. Do you feel happy? Nah. Not anymore.

It did make me feel happy. I love that song. You still love it, Georgia? Yeah. Yeah. You just gotta turn it down for ages and then play it once a year. Bring me down. Turn on.

No. Turn it off. Bring me down. I think Chingy's the winner. I think Chingy's the winner too, yeah. Good throwback. Okay, this is the- Even though I don't agree with some of his life choices.

Ben Phil Lambert, you win birthday banger. Did you want to, um... What? Are you... The glass, did you want to... You don't want to? I guess that's why they call it windowpane. That was actually good.

Oh, man. He's such a gentleman. Why don't we not see that coming? Yeah, this song has not aged well. Oh, you know, fuck this song. Oh, no, no, take this down. This guy's a douche. This is the podcast, everybody. Not cool.

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G'day, everybody. Brie and Clint live from Wellington. G'day, Wellingtonians. And everyone else. And everyone else. Yeah, yeah, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 62, 63, 64, 64, 64, 64, 64, 64, 64, 64, 64, 65, 65, 65, 65, 65, 65, 65, 66, 66, 66, 66, 66, 66, 67, 67, 67, Which of you? Hey, we're here because our Friday Okie Live Tour, the third one is tonight at the Bristol Hotel on Cuba Street. Upstairs in the newly revamped, re- What's the word? Re-renovated. Renovated. Re-enju- I was going to say reverberated.

Rejuvenated. Rejuvenated, vejazzled. No. It's ready to go. We've talked about this. Don't say that word. Doors open at 7. Anytime between 7 and 8, you can come and put your song down

for what you're going to sing. We'll start singing from 8. And someone will win $500. Just for a bit of an insight, this is the sound of the person who won our Hamilton Friday Okie two Fridays ago. She was amazing. She was so good.

And the performance, I think, is what really brought it home for her. Yes, yeah, she did everything. Stage presence. She was engaging with the crowd. You just do whatever you need to do. If you put on a good show, you're in the runnings for 500 bucks

and there's no pressure to perform. If you just want to come and vote and watch and have a drink, that's cool too. I heard a rumour, Clint, that there's someone coming who's bringing backup dancers. Oh, whoa, that's cool too. I heard a rumour, Clint, that there's someone coming who's bringing backup dancers. Oh, whoa, that's a flex. I mean,

it is a rumour at this point, but we'll see what happens tonight. Okay, coming up on the show, of course, 50k Fact of the Day at 4 o'clock. If you've heard today's Fact of the Day, you'll hear the activator without a question in it. If you can correctly answer it, you'll get 500 bucks. But let's start the show with another $500.

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and you could be winning that money and that prize pack. Here's some more Friday jams. Rihanna and Drake, this is What's My Name. Brie and Clint, live from Wellington on ZM and you could be winning that money and that prize pack. Here's some more Friday jams. Rihanna and Drake, this is What's My Name? Brie and Clint, live from Wellington on ZM. Brie and Clint. Hey, we're big Tina Turner fans on this show, aren't we? God, I love some Tina Turner. God, this just reminds me of rugby league back in the 90s and 2000s.

Yeah. You know? Where I grew up in Rotorua, we had New Zealand's leading Tina Turner impersonator. Did you? And she performed at every, whatever there was, Santa Parade, like... Did she have the legs? Lakeside Fair.

I feel like that was all the key. The legs, the hair... The hair and the legs. And the sparkly dress. Yep. I believe she sung as well. Anyway, quick age game. How old do you think Tina Turner is?

Ooh, Tina Turner. She'd be, I'm going to say 66. Tina Turner is 80 years old. What? Yeah, and she's back, baby. There's brand new Tina Turner for us to play today. I'm so here for this. Obviously, you know simply the best.

You might know the Nutbush. I do love nuts and I love bush. Put them together and you get something good. We didn't know the Nutbush until Bree moved to New Zealand, but this is a thing in Australia. Yeah, so it's really weird. The Nutbush back home is like, we have a dance that's, you know,

similar like to the Macarena, but it's with your feet. Yes. And it's universal in Australia. Everyone does it at weddings and everything. Everyone busts a nutbush. Yeah. And then when I did it over here in New Zealand, you were like, what the hell are you doing?

And what the hell is this song? The nutbush is awesome. Anyway, it's not that. There's a new Tina Turner song. Remember how Kygo remixed Whitney Houston last year and it blew up? And it was amazing.

It's along the lines of this. Shout out to Jill. Shout out to Jill who loves this song. Time for a shower, Jill. I'll play you the Tina Turner song first, the original. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Because Kygo's done a remix of Tina Turner. Which song? He's done the iconic Tina Turner song first, the original. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. Because Kygo's done a remix of Tina Turner. Which song?

He's done the iconic Tina Turner song, What's Love Got To Do With It. It's an understated banger. Emotion. Yeah. So good. So taking on a song like this, better be good, right? It better be good. Because the original is so good.

Because if he stuffs it up, there's going to be a lot of angry people. There's going to be hell to pay. Okay, I'm going to play you the Kygo remix of Tina Turner. And you can decide what you think about it. Oh, no, it's going to be bad, isn't it? No, go in with an open mind. Okay. Here it is, Kygo doing Tina Turner, What's he doing?

What? Why is the voice going all weird? Why does he give her like a man voice in some bits? What? Oh, go back to the Whitney one. It just feels like some things you just shouldn't touch, right? Yeah, don't. I wanted it to be good.

I like Kygo and I really wanted that to be good. What do you think Tina Turner thinks of that? If I know Tina, she's going to be turning over in her bed at night. I think I said great for a second. No, she's not dead. She's just her bed at night. I think I said grave for a second. No, she's not dead. She's just 80. Yeah, right.

Is it a no from me? Is it a no from you? It's a no from me. Yeah, right. Sorry, Kygo. Not this one. Next. Maybe try a Michael Jackson song. Ooh, controversial.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about the woman that's in hot water after she's accidentally broken something very old at a museum. Yes, you know, look, we've all done it.

We've all wanted that great Instagram shot, you know, do it for the gram, the perfect selfie, the great lighting. This woman has posed next to a priceless sculpture in an Italian museum. Now, this thing, when I say priceless, we're talking like $100 million. This sculpture's hundreds of years old. Whoa.

Yep, yep. She's gone. She's jumped the rope. She's maneuvered over. And as she sat down for the photo, bang, snaps off the toe. Now, this is a hand-sculptured Italian marble, like, priceless heirloom thing.

She's broken the toe. She's looked around. She's done a runner. Unfortunately for her, they got her details when she went in because of COVID. You can't just, you know, they won't got all their details. So she's busted. The president of the museum wants her, I don't know,

like, I don't know, what are they? Hey, what do you get out of here? I don't know how they say it in Italian. It's very offensive to my people, Dean. I thought you were going to say they caught her when she posted the selfie. She still chucked it up and they're like, well, now we know exactly who you are. She snapped off the toe. It could have been worse.

Why? Could have been worse. Yeah, it could have been another appendage. Yeah, exactly. Well, these Italians. That's what I mean. Statues like that, usually. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Well, these Italian... That's what I mean. Statues like that, usually... Yeah.

Yeah, so, I mean... And on these Italian statues, usually the bits that we're talking about, they're about the same size as a toe. They didn't give the statues a lot to work with. Michelangelo's David... Very accurate to scale. What a humiliating replication of David's downstairs.

Yeah, poor David. I wonder how David felt when they finally revealed the statue and they go, here you go, David. Here you go, David. And he goes, oh. And he says to the whole room, he goes, it was cold in that studio. It was so cold. It was cold.

I was naked. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent and now art historian correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. There's an article that's doing the rounds today where somebody has endeavoured to put together the list of people, men, to avoid on Tinder.

Oh, no. And as someone who's never dated men on Tinder, I don't know how accurate this is. However, you are someone who's dated men on Tinder. Okay. So I thought I'd put it through you. I haven't been on Tinder for a while. One person's opinion, but I want to see if you agree.

Just disclaimer, fairly judgmental list. Okay. But what is a dating app if not judgmental, you know? You're going off of first impression when you're Tindering. Tinder is pretty judgmental. You're going on a couple of pitches. These are the criteria that this person who's done this article, currently on the New Zealand Herald, has said these are the men to avoid.

Okay. First man to avoid on Tinder, the guy who describes himself as 5'10". Because, according to this person, he's not 5'10". He's 5'10". Because, according to this person, he's not 5'10". He's 5'8". He might be 5'10", but sometimes they might be a bit shorter. But, I mean, does that really matter? No, it doesn't.

Unless you're looking for a really tall dude and that's what you're into, then, I mean, that doesn't really matter. Because Harry, our music guy who's here in Wellington with us, said earlier, why wouldn't you just say you're six foot? You can't. Because you can't pull that off.

You can't pull that off. If you're not, you can't pull that off. You can be like, no, I'm 5'10". I'm somewhere in the middle. All right, so you're not worried about that? That's wrong, that one? See, it would be hard for me because I'm 5'10". So when I met the person, I'd be like.

You'd eyeball them. I'd be like, well, you're not 5'10". You don't measure up. All right, all right, we'll get rid of that one. Another person to avoid on Tinder, the 45-year-old man. Oh, that's not very nice. For you, for you. You, Bree, 30 years old.

It says that you should avoid swiping yes on a 45-year-old man. Why? Because they're saying, why is his age range so low? Why has his gone down so far? But then for you to have him come into your Tinder sphere of influence your age range would have had to have been that high. That's true. Maybe I'm into that. I'm keen for some 45. And maybe the 45 year old guy hasn't had kids yet and maybe that's why the age range is a bit lower.

Right, okay. That's glass half full. They're saying that he probably does have kids and maybe a wife. Gotcha. Okay, we'll get rid of that one. The alpha male. These are guys to avoid on Tinder

according to this article that's doing the rounds today. The alpha male. This is the guy whose first profile picture is him holding a dead fish. Gotcha. Hunting. And his second profile picture is him holding a dead fish. Gotcha. Hunting. And his second profile picture is him. It's gym selfie.

It's in front of the weights bench and it's gym selfie. Yeah, just getting his swole on. Alpha male, big dog, ultra macho. They're saying that's a guy to avoid on Tinder. They could be nice guys. You don't know. Hunters and gatherers. That's judgmental.

Yeah, with a good body. Yeah. They could just be into fitness. I agree with you. They could be into fitness. No, there's nothing wrong with that guy. Nothing wrong with dead fish muscle guy. He's good to go.

The person who describes himself on Tinder that you should avoid, according to this list, is the man who describes himself as an entrepreneur. An entrepreneur. Because this article is saying that that is code for don't have a job currently, but I'm working on something. Well, you never know. Maybe you'd look at Mark Zuckerberg and he was an entrepreneur. He was an entrepreneur. And people didn't believe him. Jeff Bezos was an entrepreneur. Maybe. Yeah. All right. Maybe he's working on something really great. Yeah. Right. Okay. Get rid of that one then too. No, we're dating

the entrepreneur on Tinder. He's dreaming. Right. Okay, get rid of that one then too. No, we're dating the entrepreneur on Tinder. He's dreaming. Right, okay. I like guys who have big dreams. The guy who only has solo selfies as his profile pictures. Yeah, you don't want all the photos as solo selfies. You want a few where he's like with the lads, with the mates. Do you want some friends in the picture?

Yeah. Well, maybe not the first one. I think first one, just a solo photo of yourself. Can that be a selfie? That can be a selfie if you want. And then the rest of the photos should be with friends or like with the dog. Yeah, with the dog. Yeah, with the dog. Alright, okay, so solo selfie guy.

Yes, do avoid him. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want someone who's got all just, because I mean, does he have any friends? No, he wants your friends to be his friends. Well, that's fair enough. The guy who has all group photos and you don't know which one in any of the photos he has. This frustrates me on Tinder.

He hides himself inside all of the pictures. You don't know which one he's going to be. It's like lucky dip. Yeah. That's hard. You've got to put yourself first. The first photo, you have to make it clear which one you are. And then the rest of the photos can be grouped if you want.

I revamped my best friend's Bumble the other day, and I made sure his main picture, just him. It's just a headshot. It's purely just him. Yeah, that's what you need to do. Did I do the right thing? Good, I was worried. I used his LinkedIn picture.

Was there a dog in it? No, I used his LinkedIn picture. Oh, no. These are guys to avoid on Tinder. The last one is the guy, and this is controversial because you said get the dog in there. It says you should avoid the guy who has a puppy or pictures with his nieces and nephews in his profile pictures. Nah. Because that guy's too clucky according to this list.

Nah, this list is BS then. Is it? Nah, that's the ones I go for. If they've got a dog, I'm sold. Because you're more interested in the dog, right? Yes. Hey, we are here in Wellington. We got picked up by one of our local Black Thunder

drivers this morning when we landed and she told us an interesting story about her dad. Yeah, she started talking about how her dad, you know, his wedding had to be called off because of COVID and he was meant to get married in Hawaii. Yes. And she's like, not a big deal.

She goes, they'll reschedule or whatever. She goes, it's his ninth engagement. And we said, wait a minute. What? Ninth engagement. Ninth engagement. engagement and we said wait wait a minute what ninth engagement ninth engagement the ninth time yeah her dad has been engaged and she said to us yeah he just loves love a lot apparently and we said clearly she's only this is the more interesting. He's been engaged nine times, but he's only ever been married once. Which was to her mum. To her mum, yeah. And they had two kids together.

Yes. But all of the other eight engagements, there's been no follow through on the wedding. It was just the knee drop and then they never made it to the aisle. And then this one, which was meant to be number nine, well, is number nine engagement, meant to be number two wedding, hasn't happened yet. No, and I said to her, I said... And it wasn't COVID which prevented all the other

eight weddings. Well, we don't think so. I said to her, I was like, does that mean he has bought nine engagement rings? Can you imagine? He's got a deal down at the jewellers. Buy nine, get the tenth free. So the next engagement ring is going to be incredible. Yeah, it's great.

He's got one of those coffee cards and they stamp it each time he goes in and gets an engagement ring. He'd have literally spent, I can't even imagine how much. So if he spent $10,000 per engagement ring, he will have dropped 90 grand. Jeez, who's spending 10 grand on an engagement ring?

How much did you spend? I've told you this. Have you? It was a freebie. It was from Great-Grandma. Oh, that's right. You did. Cheap, sentimental, and economic.

Whatever. You should have bought her another one as well. Look, so this guy is trying to get to the altar for the second time with his ninth fiancé. Yes. Just incredible stats. And we agree, your dad does love love in that situation. He obviously does. He loves to get down on one knee.

He might love to get down to one knee as well. You don't know you're beautiful. He loves to get down on one knee and just propose to people too. He's like, oh my God, he's like Ross from Friends. What goes wrong though between the proposal and the actual wedding? Yeah, why did all the other ones break up? Maybe he just gets bored and he's like, oh, I just love the feeling. I just love the thrill.

Love the thrill of proposing to someone. I love a flash mob proposal. It's not that I don't love you anymore. It's just I can't propose to you again. Next. I'm proposing to someone. I love a flash mob proposal. It's not that I don't love you anymore. It's just I can't propose to you again. Next. I've got to go. This is where it ends. We wanted to ask this afternoon, look, there's crazy numbers.

We don't expect you to be able to compete with those. But how many times have you been engaged? Or do you know someone who's been engaged quite a few times? Yeah, maybe your parents or your dad or your mum, one or the other, can compete with those numbers. I think anything more than three engagements is interesting.

I think anything more than two. Anything more than two engagements? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, because one... Depending on how old you are. Right, that went off, got it wrong. Second one, you should be hopefully getting it right. How many engagements, and then the counter question, how many marriages?

We'd love to know from you guys this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-ZM. Or you can text it in to 9696 if you want to do it that way. That's easy as as well. You can also remain anonymous on this one if you'd like to. How many times have you been engaged? Bree and Clint. How many engagements you had? We talked to one of our Black Thunder drivers here in Wellington

who let slip her dad's been engaged nine times. Yeah, he's on the ninth, hoping to seal the deal. He's only ever married one of them. Yeah. Which, I mean, not the best track record. Number five. Yeah, number five was lucky. You know what they say, lucky number five.

Lucky number five until it was time for number six. Exactly. And seven. I mean, I'm just waiting for one. I can't believe he's had nine. He's hogging all the engagements. Well, you should go and see him. He sounds like he's pretty liberal with the rings.

Maybe I'll get one. Yeah, maybe you'll get a home run with him. I'd seal the deal there. No, we're being facetious. He's happily engaged to fiancé number nine. They had plans to be married already, but COVID came and did a big fat poo on that. So they'll get there. But we want to know, can you rival that?

Have you been engaged a whole bunch of times? Hi, Teresa. Hi. Hi. Is it you that's had a heap of proposals? Not a heap, but I've had three engagements and one marriage. Well done. Well done.

Good numbers. You must be a good catch. Well, I hope I am, yes. Yeah. Are you married now? Unfortunately not. No, you're not? Okay, so you could be on track for engagement number four any day soon.

Oh, that would be lovely, yes. Are you still open to the idea of marriage or are you over it now? No, but I'm a little bit more wise of what to look for. Yeah, right. That's good. You've had a bit of an experience now. Interesting.

Thank you, Teresa. Okay. They were lovely to talk to you. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Good.

Is it you that's been engaged a few times? Nah, the old man. Oh, no. All right, drop him in. It, Anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Good. Is it you that's been engaged a few times? Nah, it's the old man. Oh, no. All right, drop him in there. It's not you. The reason it's Anonymous, no, no, no. No, exactly. He's been engaged about seven times that I know of.

He was engaged to one sister, got engaged to the next sister, married her, did a runner on him, then he got engaged to a chick he just met. Like, oh, crazy. And he's about to make a runner on his wife. Wait, wait. Yeah. Anonymous? Wow, no wonder you want to remain anonymous.

You are dropping some hate on your dad. I know, man. It's going to be a little bit leaky. We'd like to ask this for specific callers. What part of New Zealand does your dad live in? Rimuera. Oh, he's in the hoity-toity suburb of Remuera. Yeah, he's very hoity-toity, snooty-tooty.

He's hunting around the Remuera area. No, he's going overseas. He's licking it overseas. Even COVID, he's going to take the two-week isolation and then boost. What? What, to get away from his current wife? And kid, yeah. Oh, man, this is great.

He's a horrible, awful man. Does Dad have money? Because he lives in Rimura. Is Dad rich? Yeah, extremely wealthy. So all of his engagements, does he go ring prenup? Is that how he operates? Some of them do.

Some of them, yeah. How much, Anonymous, how much is he dropping on a ring? I don't know. Some of them look real cheap. Some of them look good. He's not a very good jewellery shopper. He used to wear those yellow tinted glasses. He's a good wife shopper though.

Yeah. Did he marry your mum? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Married mum. That was his first wife. Okay, right. Fascinating. Very fascinating.

Thank you, Anonymous. Interesting life. Interesting life. Yeah, interesting life to say the least. Your dad's... I feel like we were just talking to Vin Diesel's son. Finally, Angela, this is about your mum. Hi. Hi.

She's been engaged seven mum. Hi. Hi. She's been engaged seven times. Yes, queen. How many times married? Four. Wow, right. She's worn four wedding dresses. Four wedding dresses, yeah.

Has she done the whole shebang every time, Angela? Like big wedding, the whole thing? Two were quiet and two were massive. How many of her weddings have you attended? Because most kids don't get to go to any of their parents' wedding. Have you been to any of them? Three. Oh, you've been to three.

Were you a bridesmaid? Bridesmaid once, yeah. Once, yeah. Is she married now, Angela? Yeah, she is married to number four. But you sound hesitant. I just got to ask, because you were a bridesmaid at one of the weddings, which number wedding were you a bridesmaid at?

Number three. And why do you think you didn't make the cut as bridesmaid for wedding number four? I don't know. I think she likes to share it around. She likes to share it around. Right, right, right. Well, that could be the reason for all the weddings. She's just got so many bridesmaids to get through. She's like, I've got six daughters, so I need to have at least six weddings.

That's fascinating. Thank you, Angela. We appreciate your call. You'll actually get to have lots of engagement parties too, I guess. Well, oh, that'd be good, wouldn't it? Lots of engagement parties, lots of weddings. Oh, my God, lots of gifts. Lots of gifts.

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going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Hey, some stats are out for indoor gardening, which is a code word you should learn if you want to keep up to speed with what we're talking about. You know, it's a bit of a safety term for...

Adult things. Adult things. Yep. Indoor gardening, normally done indoors with a partner. With, yeah, usually one other or two other adults. Yeah. That's out of context. Or three. I meant to say two. adults. Yeah. Or three.

I meant to say two. You could have a gardening party. I meant to say two. It'd be like Maggie's Garden Show. You could all be mucking in. Yeah. It could be like. If there's more than two, then that's fine.

That is. Yeah. I mean, I wish I could get more. It could be like those episodes of The Block when they let your family members come around and help you do a room. Yes, it's like an episode of The Block. Yeah. Yep. Indoor blog. Yeah. Yep. Indoor gardening.

Anyway. Some stats have been released as to which country indoor gardens for longer, if you know what we mean. Yes. Australia or New Zealand. Puts on the gloves for longest. Exactly right. Gets the hoe out and really. Just down trails.

Exactly right. Exactly right. Exactly right. Market research company UMR asked 2,500 respondents across both countries, Australia and New Zealand, how long they indoor gardened for. Okay. And the longer gardening sessions were being performed mainly by the Australians. Finally, we win something.

57% of Aussies said they garden for 10 minutes or longer on average, while only 52% of Kiwis do. Oh, well, those results are pretty similar. One in three respondents said their gardening lasts 10 minutes or less and they were more likely to be Kiwi men. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think the real concerning statistic for me is that one in three people said 10 minutes or less.

Yeah, yeah. What are you on? Are you on a schedule or something? No, no, no, no. But we're quality over quantity. Ten minutes? That's not even an ad break during a TV show. Perfect. You'll be finished in time for the block.

That is shocking to me. Let's break it down into generations. This is where it gets really interesting. So first of all, the silent generation, which are the ones born between 1928 and 1945 and baby boomers, put them in the same category, they're more likely to have quickies, quick gardening sessions, than any other generation.

They are more likely to garden for less than five minutes. Is that because they're older? Yeah. Maybe, maybe. It's just not as exciting. They've done it all. They had a lot of kids that generation. They've seen, you know, they've hoed all the ground they can,

you know, at this point. Generation X, that's those born between 65 and 80. Okay. Oh, so this is our parents, you and I. No. Is it? Oh, no, is our parents, you and I. No. Is it? Oh, no, wait. No, no, no, no.

That's a compliment to my parents. Yeah, it's just slightly newer. Slightly newer, yeah. 1965 to 1980. This is Ross Boss. It is Ross Boss. Ross Boss. Just.

Yeah. They are more likely than any other generation to garden for over 30 minutes. Whoa! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No wonder they're called Generation X. Mrs. Rossboss is a lucky girl.

They've got the X factor. And 25% of people said 10 to 15 minutes is the ideal length of time for gardening. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There you go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like as a woman, you said people. Yeah. Did you mean men?

25% of people. Men are people. Said that 10 to 15 minutes. Sure, that could be half of the men surveyed. Sure, it could be. Could be. We don't know. 19% of respondents felt that 15 to 20

minutes was the ideal length of time. Quick, the ad break is finishing. I want to watch X Factor. Whatever it is. Hurry up! Just remember to take your gumboots off afterwards. I don't know. Bree and Clint. This is interesting.

The laws around vaping in New Zealand are about to change. I wondered when this was going to happen. Yeah. Because they've kind of been flying under the radar, haven't they? It's a bit Wild West when it comes to what you're allowed to vape and where you're allowed to get it from, isn't it? Wild West, yeah. So I thought you, Brie, would be particularly interested

in the updates to these laws. So I can update you? No, just you as, you know, just as one of your hobbies. I just thought you'd like to know. Shut up! I'll run you through the laws and you tell me if any of these impact you directly, okay? You're so full of it. So new vape laws in New Zealand coming in.

They will ban the sale of vaping products to anyone under 18. You're over 18, so you're fine in that category. Yeah? All good. That makes sense though, right? Don't sell them to under 18s. Makes a lot of sense. Yep. New law prohibit advertising the products and encourage people to buy them

in store. You can't advertise vaping anymore. No more advertising. Which, I mean, makes a lot of sense because you can't advertise smoking. No, you can't. So why should you be able to? So, it's the same thing. And if you're already vaping, you don't need to be advertised. You're good to go. Just hypothetically, right? Hypothetically.

Limit the sale of flavours to specialist stores with shops like dairies, supermarkets and petrol stations only allowed to sell mint, menthol and tobacco. Yuck. That sounds like someone who likes certain flavours. Mint, menthol and tobacco.

No, your opinion just then. Oh, yuck. Do you hate those flavours? Are you more a watermelon man? Well, I mean if I was... Or mango. You're mango, aren't you? You got me to buy you those mango ones. No, I don't know.

Don't know what you're talking about. Allow specialty stores to continue offering loyalty points and discounts. Damn, you've got a vape loyalty card going on. Do they have, like, coffee cards at vape stores? They must do. What, where you, if you buy, like, what, how many vapes do you have to buy before you get... Buy five, get one free

or... Really? Yeah, I don't know how that works. What, they're saying no to that? Yeah. No, you're allowed to continue doing that in specialty stores. Gotcha. That's fine. Ban vaping in cars with children. Yeah, that's fair enough. Well, that should be just a given, shouldn't it?

Some things you go, do we have to ban that? Are we not smart enough to just... Should go without saying. Okay, and here's some which, and like I said, let me know if any of these particularly influence you, impact you. Outlaw vape gags on TikTok, especially pretending that you're vaping from an iPad.

Oh, no, I think I have. That's going to be illegal. I think I have broken that one. Yeah, oh. I've broken that law. That was a good gag. Come on. Outlaw the sale of, quote, the yummy watermelon one from the dairy by Bree's house.

Oh, you're screwed, aren't you? You're screwed. And make it illegal to charge your vape from your laptop while you're at work doing a radio show. Yeah, that's how your charging port got broken from that one day. Bree and Clint. Let's do Friday-Oki. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday-Oki!

I love Friday-Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke? Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-oke! The whole reason for the current Friday-oke live tour that we're on in Wellington, come down to the Bristol Hotel tonight, 7pm, 7.30.

Yeah, you guys said you love our singing so much, you wanted us to tour it around the country. No, we're not singing. I remember I told you, I said that to Lucy, my wife. I said, we're doing Friday Oki on tour and she goes, you're going to force people to listen to that live? No, it's not us singing. It's a chance for you

guys to sing and win some money. This is absolutely us singing though. This afternoon you're going to hear us taking on Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline. Sweet Caroline Ba ba ba A great choice for Friday Oki that no one has selected yet. No one's stepped up and done this song, have they?

Very big karaoke song. Yep. Isn't it? Yeah, it's huge. Always gets the crowd up. Great drinking song. Yeah. Pumping.

Bree and I have spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer, and what you're about to hear is both of our versions. Individually, when you've heard both, we would like you to vote on who has done the best. I'm not confident this way. I'll go first. Okay. Because I picked the song this week.

All right. And we can delay yours until after this. Okay. Here you go. My take on Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline for Friday Okie. Oh, sorry. Excuse me. As you know, this song sounds a lot better when you've been drinking.

So that's what I'm going to do. You know, really lube myself up. Where it began I can't begin to know it But then I know it's growing strong Oh, is that Kraft? Hands. Touching hands. Reach it out.

Another Heineken, please. Touching me. Touching you. All right, everybody, all the drums. Sweet Caroline. Ba-ba-ba. Good times never seemed so good. So good. So good.

So good. I've been inclined, ba-ba-ba, to believe they never would find out why. Need to get an Uber, actually. Yeah, and a cab. How many people were in there? It was about 50 people in the pub. It was in a recording booth.

It was in a recording booth, and we drank a lot. I think that's how you achieve a good version of that song. You've got to be in the mood. Yeah, I agree. This week is not going to end well for me. I can already feel it. But, you know, you've got to be in it till the end. And you've got to be in it to win it as well.

Yes, absolutely. This is Breeze Friday, okay? Breeze Neil Diamond Sweet Caroline. Good luck. Oh, no. Where it began I can't begin to know it But then I know it's going strong Hands But then I know it's going strong

Hands Touching hands Reaching out Touching me Touching you Sweet me time Touch and yell Sweet meat pie Ba-ba-ba You always taste so good So good, so good, so good Come get in line

What does that mean? I don't know who's got the what-ease. Tea soars. Hashtag not sponsored. I didn't know what I was doing this week, to be honest. Were you drinking? Oh, yeah. I'll need a drink now after that, I think.

Someone just ticked in and said, this is so sad, I used to like this song. Okay, all right. Well, I'm giving it a go. One person has to win Friday Okieki and we want you to choose. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll take five votes live to air as we always do

and we'll find out who did the best Sweet Caroline. This is not going to end well for me. We're live in Wellington this afternoon because we're doing Friday Oki live at the Bristol Hotels Night. Your chance to come down and punish us with your singing for a change. We deserve it. Yeah, it's been a long time coming.

That starts at 7.30. You can join us this evening and win $500 cash or just come and watch and vote and have a drink and have a good time. But right now, let's find out who did the best Sweet Caroline for Friday Oaky the original. Was it my drunk version? Sweet Caroline

blah blah blah good times never seemed so good. So good. So good. Or was it Bree's Remix? Aggressive. Remix. Just call it a Remix. That's what Al, the audio guy, he's Remix? Remix.

Just call it a remix. That's what Al, the audio guy, he's like, yours is aggressive. Sweet meat pie. Ba, ba, ba. You always taste so good. So good, so good, so good. It's a unique take. I've never heard that before.

My mum has just messaged me and she said, oh my God, Dad listening to yours nearly wet himself. It's so bad. We've got five votes that are loaded up. I know 800 dials it in. Brendan's first. Hi, Brendan. Hi, Brendan.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. Thank you for volunteering to vote. Who gets yours this afternoon? Listen, I'm sorry, Bree, but I was singing along with Clint at the top of my voice, so Clint gets to vote tonight. That's quite all right, Brendan.

Thank you, Brendan. You have a good weekend, all right. Let's get Matt on. Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. How are you? Good, man. I've been better.

Have you got a standout winner for Friday Oaky this afternoon? Tonight it's going to be Clinton the Drunk Entourage. Clinton the Drunk Entourage. Yes, I agree. I agree, Matt. Thank you, Matt. Have a good weekend. Jess.

Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you, mate? Yes, good. Yeah, I'm good.

Hey, sorry, Brie. I'm going to vote for Clinton. That's okay. That is all right. Sweet meat pie wasn't enough to get you? Yeah. No offence, but Brie, you kind of hurt my ears. I won't take offence to that.

I would agree. Thank you, Jess. Good on you for trying, though. No, I appreciate that. Thank you. Chelsea, who's got your vote for Friday Oaky this afternoon? It's got to be you, Clint. You made me feel like I was just getting drunk in a pub.

Yeah, right. Did you get a contact high off that? Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, thank you. This is going to be a clean sweep. Let's go to Ayla. Maybe not.

Let's go to Ayla to find out. No, it's okay. It's okay. Hi, Ayla. Hi, who's got it? 100% Clint. We love you three, but Clint's got the vote today. You didn't have to do that, Ayla.

I love you too, Ayla. No, no. She has to be honest. It was a foregone conclusion. She could have chucked you a charity vote. It's all right, Ayla. Okay. Thank you for being honest.

Thank you, Ayla. We appreciate it. Have a great weekend. And after that clean sweep, the only person that's going to have a few drinks is me tonight. You and Caroline, I think. Yes. Everybody together. Bye.

Bye. If you want to come down, no one's bagged this song yet. It's still up for grabs for Friday Okie Live tonight in Wellington at the Bristol. That's right. Hopefully we'll see you there. Get there at 7.30. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We're about to find out. Emma's here to do her mum's birthday banger. Hi, Emma.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. I've got mum in birthday banger. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. I've got mum in the car. She's just driving.

Oh, great. That's nice of you. You sound like you're over 16, so that's very generous for you to do it for your mum. I know. Have you done yours before, Em? No, I haven't, but I looked it up on Google once and it wasn't very good, so I was like, oh, mum. Well, let's hope your mum's is an absolute banger.

What's your mum's name? Joanne. Joanne, perfect. What's Joanne's birthday? It is the 30th of January, 1963. All right, Joanne, you were 16 in 1979 on the 30th of January. And this is Joanne's birthday banger. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. Banger! Yes! of January, and this is Joanne's birthday banger.

Banger! Yes! That's amazing. Is she stoked with that? Yeah, she's happy. Loving it. That is such a great birthday banger. That is such a good one.

The Village People, YMCA. Okay, wait there, Emma. We'll do one for Serena. Hi, Serena. Hi, Serena. Hey, how are you? Good. How are you going?

Good. That's good. It's a Friday, so that's always nice. Let's do your birthday. What's your birthday? What's your... Yes, I was going to say... Fourth of July, 1983. I'm just going to have another drink.

Hold on. Delicious. Delicious. All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 4th of July. And Serena, this is your birthday banger. Yeah, wake up. Also a banger, but for different reasons. Evanescence, what a moment in time. Amy Lee.

I like that one, Serena. Does it suit you, Serena? Do you have an emo phase? I did. Yeah, right. Didn't we all? Didn't we all. Back in the early 2000s?

Yeah, mine was more fallout boy than anything. I was definitely into Evanescence. Yeah, right. Okay, good. Okay, good one, Serena. We'll do one for Jess as well. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.

Hiya. How are you going? Good, thank you. How are you Jess as well. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hiya. How are you going? Good, thank you. How are you? Very well. What's your birthday? 16th of September, 1985. All right, Jess, you were 16 in 2001 on the 16th of May.

And back in 2001, this had a number one hit. Iconic. Classic karaoke. Classic karaoke. Yeah, you're right. Jerry Halliwell from the Spice Girls. She branched out. Jess, you've got an absolute banger.

So excited. So excited. Yeah, good. Okay, wait there, Jess. We've got some tough decisions to make. Three really good songs. I feel like for a Friday we can write Evanescence off. Yeah, Evanescence is gone, even though I love that song. It's YMCA and it's Raining Men.

Yeah, it's one of those. Two Family Bar anthems. Yeah, absolutely. Two great songs. Let's be real, two gay anthems. Two gay anthems from two gay icons. Yeah, for sure. Well, technically gay anthems. Two gay anthems from two gay icons. Yeah, for sure. Well, technically six gay icons.

I don't think, I mean, I love that YMCA track. Yeah. I don't think It's Raining Men has ever come up before. You dance to the YMCA one, though, more than any other song. Yes. It's tough. I think they're just as good as each other. I feel like it is as well

And whichever one we do We'll be happy with But you'll be gutted We didn't play the other one So let's just say the one we want At the same time You ready? Oh no

Three Two One It's Raining Men Oh yes Come on Jerry Alleywell Bring it home I love it when we sync up

Jess congratulations You've just won birthday banger Thank you You're welcome mate You live your best life you queen Bring it home. I love it when we sync up. Jess, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. Thank you. You're welcome, mate. You live your best life, you queen. Free and clean. See you, Jess. This is Birthday Banger, live on ZDM,

live from Wellington this afternoon. Woo-hoo! Free and clean. Yeah! Caramel is getting low. I've caught into all sorts of sins. The street's the place to go. Cause tonight for the first time. Just about half past ten. For the first time in history.

It's gonna start raining men. It's raining men. Hallelujah, it start raining men It's raining men Hallelujah, it's raining men Amen, it's raining men Hallelujah, it's raining men Amen You better describe something The robbers get in love Ow! For the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men.

It's raining men. Hallelujah, it's raining men. Every step's a man. Tall, blonde, dark, mean Plus the tough and strong as me God bless Mother Nature She's a single woman too She took all of heaven And she did what she had to do

She taught every angel To rearrange the sky So that each and every woman Could find a perfect girl It's raining men Go get yourself wet girl I know you want to I feel a stormy weather

Moving in About to begin About to begin In the thunder Don't you lose your head Rip off the roof and stay in bed It's raining men Hallelujah

It's raining men Amen It's raining men Hallelujah ZD and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from Jerry Halliwell, It's Raining Men, taking out Evanescent and the YMCA. No regrets on that. Jerry Halliwell did us proud. That is an absolute banger. This is a banger too.

I love both. I love both. It was win-win. It was win-win for us. Which is what we went with. It's all good. So, yeah, we're good. We're live from Wellington today.

We have a dream. Oh, it's an annual event. Yeah, we're trying to make it into an annual event. When we were in Wellington to broadcast last time, we performed our first ever Wellington Ouija. That's right. Our first ever Atomic Ouija. And it was a very, very good one on Daniel.

Yeah. And here's how it sounded. Hi, Daniel. Consent And here's how it sounded. I, Daniel, consent to be wedgied by the Brian Clinch Show. Wedgie boy, come around to my station. Oh, God. Count us down. The atomic wedgie.

Three, two, one, go. Wedgie! I've gone straight through the undies in one solid motion. I'm going to whip my pants off! I managed to tear Daniel's undies completely out of his pants. I'm not going to lie, dust came out of the undies. That's how old they were. We put the call out. We're back in Wellington.

We want to make this a real thing. Do you want to be Wellington Whidgey number two? And someone has answered that call. A very brave soul, Clint. A man by the name of CJ. Good evening, CJ. Good evening. Come on up to the mic.

Come on up to the mic. Don't be shy. You heard two dickheads on the radio say they want a wedgie at Wellingtonia, and you go, that sounds like a bit of me. Why? What makes you want to be our second ever wedgie victim? I had already started drinking, so I was like, oh, well. Okay, now what part of Wellington do you live in?

Upper Hutt. Upper Hutt, so you're a fair way from home right now. First thing CJ said when he walked in, because he's planning on coming to Friday Oaky live tonight in Wellington. Yes. He said, damn, wish I'd bought a backup pair of undies. Well, see, that puts pressure on me, because you did the wedgie last time.

Yeah. I have wanted to do a wedgie ever since. Yes. And here's my chance. Before we do this, CJ, can I ask what sort of underwear you're wearing? Oh, no, they're not good ones, are they? Oh, hell no. No, they're a pair of...

What? Kit. Hellenstein's brand? Yep. And how old would you say they are? Fucking... Oh! Okay, so they're ancient. That's good. And how old would you say they are? Oh! Okay, so they're ancient. That's good.

That's going to work in your favour. Okay. All right. Bree, when you're ready... I'm going to take my headphones off because I need full range of motion. Absolutely fine. Now, CJ, we do require consent before an Atomic Wedgie. Okay.

So, if you could give us a, my name is CJ and I consent to Bree and Clint's Atomic Wedgie. So if you could give us a My name is CJ and I consent to Bree and Clint's Atomic Wedgie. My name is CJ and I do give consent to a Bree and Clint Atomic Wedgie. There we go, perfect. Okay, great. Now it's over to you, Bree. Good luck. I'm just going to get the undies out

where they're a bit low. Okay. Oh my God. Okay, you ready? Bree's standing behind CJ who would like to Snapchat his own Atomic Wedgie. Can you see it in the camera? All right, I'm going to go hard, CJ. CJ, you count us down, all right? Three, two, one, when you're ready.

All right. Three, two, one, go. Oh! Oh! Oh, they're ripped! They're ripped! They're ripped! Oh, CJ.

Give us a look. CJ, all I heard was some seam rippage. I think they ripped. And I heard some gasping. Come over to the microphone. I don't know what ripped. Tell us how you're feeling. But something ripped.

That's invigorating. CJ, how are you feeling? Can you talk? Can you taste the cotton? Have you gone up an octave? He's lost for words. I think I heard him. Do I hear you?

Are you all right? I still can't believe I'm here. Out of 10, how much would you give Bree's Atomic Wedgie? It's still up there. He's trying to find his undies. We're live out of Wellington today. How would you like to be paid $3,000 for something you do, I mean, quite often, all you need to be is in a couple yeah keen

so this is pretty much you and i wait wait wait wait is it an embarrassing thing no no okay it can be anonymous yeah oh okay it both of us could apply for this so let's see how we feel um there's a company called sleep standards um and there's a website. Pretty much they share product reviews about sleep-related things and they test out stuff. Sleep is one of my passions. Yeah, me too. I love it. And they're looking for people to test out eight mattresses.

Eight mattresses at once? Sound like something. Like the princess and the pea? No, one after the other. Oh. So for eight weeks, you'll test out eight mattresses, one week per mattress. Okay. And they will deliver the mattresses to you.

And yeah, you'll get paid $3,000 for it. Fantastic. You in? Yeah, I'm in. They do also need to determine which mattress is actually the best for a bit of, you know. Bit of that. That's what they're actually testing. Right.

And, okay, so now I need to ask some questions on my partner's behalf. Yes. Eight mattresses, eight weeks. Yes. Seven times a week? Well, they haven't. Or just once on each mattress? They haven't specified that, but they have said that they need you

to have at least enough experience on the mattress to be able to rate a few categories. I've got to be honest with you. I don't know if I qualify. I don't know if I'm qualified to do the study. Well, this is why it's $3,000. You know, you got to put in the work. So you need to rate the product in terms of, you know, doing the deed.

I'd love to pitch it to Lucy, though, and go, babe, do you want to make $3,000? Yeah, sell it to her like this and then tell her the rest later. So you need to rate the mattress one out of ten on bounciness, firmness, noise, edge support, comfort and cooling, as well as providing an overall score of the mattress. I would... Just imagine your partner in bed holding up scorecards like it's gymnastics. Yeah, right. I'm going to give you a four and a half on that one.

You kind of, I mean, you were okay during it, but not a good dismount. Yeah, right. Can you imagine like discussing with your partner afterwards being like, what do we want to give this mattress out of 10? What were you thinking on this? I would be concerned if any mattress scored poorly in the noise category. Like who's got a noisy mattress in 2020? Some mattresses are quite noisy.

Like, if you've got a spring box. Yeah. Is that what it's called? I would not have said that if I was you. Remember when Shazam came out? Love Shazam. Shazam, what a great idea where if you hear a song playing, you can hold the app up to the song and it pretty much tells you what song it is.

Do you still Shazam? I don't. I do. And you know why I do it? Sometimes I'll Shazam a song that I already know, but it adds it to your list of Shazam songs. So later on when you're trying to put together a playlist, you can go, oh, what's that bloody song that I heard the other day?

These are all the ones I've Shazamed. Yeah, and then some smartass goes, oh, don't you even know what this song is? Or you're shazamming it. And I'm like, I'm doing it for personal reasons. Thank you. I saw someone at a concert once shazamming. At a gig? Yeah.

It's not going to pick up a live version. I think it did. It'll pick up what a DJ's playing. Right. In a bar. Not a live version. Well, maybe, depends how close they are to the original. I was just like, you're at the gig, shouldn't you know the song?

True. And it wasn't even an album track. I'm pretty sure it was like one of the big ones. Anyway, apparently over in Aussie, they've created what they're calling an app that is very similar to Shazam. Oh, Cowabunga. No. The Australian Shazam.

No. It's called Crikey. Well, you're not far off. It's called Critopedia. Yeah. And I think it's kind of like Shazam, where essentially you can take a photo of any type of critter, spider, snake, anything. Maybe it's bitten you and it tells you what you're dealing with.

Genius. I think that's so smart. Yeah, especially for Australia too. Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't really get that many downloads here in New Zealand, would it? No, but in Australia, pretty easy to manage too. As soon as you hit upload, just make it push notification, come in and go, poisonous.

Poisonous! Get away! Get to the hospital now! Crikey! There's one for plants in New Zealand. Is there? Yeah. Damn, what's it called? It's Plant Shazam. So you can see what kind of plant you've got. I love that the Aussies have one for deadly

snakes and spiders. And then the Kiwis are like, we've got one for plants. Well, there'll be one. Yeah, well, you're right. But imagine how useful that app's going to be once they legalise weed. Oh, that's going to blow up. You hold plant Shazam up to your marijuana plant and they go, ah, what you're dealing with here is pure tepuki thunder. And you're like, damn. Ah, this is Northland stanky leg. I don't know what weed strains are called. And you're like, this is poison ivy.

You're dealing with the Ruakaka Ruta. That's not a thing, is it? Plant Net. That's what it's called. Plant Net. Plant Net is the name of the app. Doesn't do well. Might do weed.

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