ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 8th 2018

Episode Date: August 8, 2018

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Brie and Clint on Zitium. Kia ora, kia ora, kia ora. Welcome to the show everybody. I can't believe you would show me a video of that calibre just before the show. Did you like it? No. I just showed Brie. Well, you tell me what I showed you.

Clinton just showed me this video of a cute kitten that had a giant bug pulled out of it. Yeah. Like out of its chest. It's like, you know that scene on Alien when the creature comes out of that woman's stomach? This is a stray cat. The cat's fine, by the way. The cat's fine. The video's been posted by a vet, and they said they perform this procedure daily on strays,

and it's a bug that's got into the, I guess, the chest of the cat. And they drag it out. And then it's enormous. Like it'd be the size of like a milk bottle cap. Yeah, literally. Huge. Looks like a big witchetty grub. Do you like pimple popping videos though?

There's pimple popping, right? And I understand that's, you know, that's being turned into a show. Dr. Pimple Popper. You know she's got her own show now. What, not on TV? Yes, on television. They're turning that into a show. God, you can get a TV show out of anything these days.

Literally. Pimple popping, Heartbreak Island. But, like, there's pimple popping and then there's pulling a giant growth out of someone's neck. A little bit different. You know? So should I share the video on our Facebook page? I'd say no.

If you want the link, why don't you text us? 9696. And we'll give you the link. Hey, we're secret sounding at five o'clock again this afternoon. Plus, we have a clue. Soundkeeper Annabelle will give out a clue. We're going to do that bang on five, and then we'll do the activator.

So you can process the new clue before you have a guest today. Because there's 22 days left that you have to take the money off Soundkeeper Annabelle. Yeah, it's up at 30 grand at the moment. Next, I want to talk about a proposal, a wedding proposal that is going viral in New Zealand at the moment. It's not the one where he gave her the pink Range Rover. No.

At the stadium. Do you remember that? No. I think it was in Auckland. He gifted her a pink Range Rover at the stadium. Do you remember that? No. I think it was in Auckland. He gifted her a pink Range Rover inside Eden Park. This is way more discount and possibly cooler than that one. So different to that one. It's a completely different vibe, okay?

If you are hoping to be proposed to, maybe get your boyfriend to listen to ZM now because next we will have the person who has this viral proposal. She's been proposed to and her name's Ellie, she's on the show with us next. This is Major Lazer. Zinni is brilliant Clint. How do you imagine when it happens

your dream proposal will go down? Inside a garlic bread. Inside a garlic bread. This could be your kind of proposal then. This is going viral, this story today. I've seen it and I like it. Yeah. Story of a Queenstown-based blogger who has been proposed to by her partner in,

I'm going to call it unique, a unique fashion. And to tell you about it rather than me tell you, she's here. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. Congrats, first of all. Oh, hey, thank you. Tell us how it went down. Oh, well, I've got Brett the Man, the Mr. Legend right first of all. Oh, hey, thank you. Tell us how it went down.

Oh, well, I've got Brett the man, the Mr. Legion right here with me. G'day, Brett. Hello, Brett. How we going, fellas? Hey, congratulations on getting the big Y-E-S. That's fantastic, first of all. Yes. I'd be lying if I wasn't nervous or sweating.

You were packing your dacks, weren't you, Brett? Slightly, maybe slightly. You think you're going to be okay, but really nah, by the time it was come ready, it was not okay at all. Now, there's always one person, and we want to know who that is. Who tells the story of the proposal better? Oh, it's always me.

Okay, Ellie. Brett gets out the most important detail. I love it. Give it to us, Ellie. What happened on Sunday? Well, I won't keep you waiting too long because that's my thing I tend to do. But Sunday he just said, oh, do you want to go for a wee picnic and get some KFC? And I was like, yeah, of course I do. KFC picnic, how good is that?

Yeah, we do it all the time as well. Hang on, Sunday, were you hung over as well? No Okay, cool, yeah And he's like, just make yourself look nice And I was like, oh, wow, okay That's a bit harsh, but sweet Whatever

So I spruced myself up And he said, I'll be at home to pick you up at 11.30 in the morning and I was like okay and then he picked me up and nothing was different because everyone kept saying was he acting different or anything and nothing was different he just wouldn't stop to get me a coffee and I thought that was a bit stuff he was so adamant

on 11.30 and then we pull up to this beautiful area which overlooks the lake in Queenstown Is that where it's got the really, oh, I know it's right on the water there where all the pubs are, right? Nah, it's like just before Bob's Cove. Okay, right, yeah. It's a secret destination.

Oh, okay, yeah. So nice and intimate. Yeah, very intimate. And as we pull in, there was like a couple of other people there. And I get out of the car and there was another car that had Ed Sheeran just blasting real romantic song. But that wasn't part of his plan apparently, but it just fell into place. Yeah, that's just perfect. That's the stuff you can't write in.

Typical Ed Sheeran, right? Yeah, tourist blasting Ed Sheeran out of a juicy camper van. Romance. Yeah, exactly. It was just a guy fishing in the corner, just minding his own business. But we're going to claim it. And then he was so specific about sitting on a certain rock. And I couldn't understand why he wanted to sit on that rock.

And then we finally got there. And just as I parched my wee bum down, he handed me a card. And we obviously had our KFC as well. And in the card it said, how about this wiki ring? And I just looked at him. I was like what oh my gosh and then he got down on his knee got the old knee dusty

got the knee dusty good on you Brett and then yeah he just said will you marry me and I was obviously like crying and finally said yes after he kept going Brett Brett oh my gosh oh my gosh and then he turned around and pulled the thumbs up to there's two people there

and he had arranged for his friends that I'd never met before to take photos of the moment. Oh, how good. Ellie, did the wicked wings clinch it for you? It was all about the wings. I knew it would be. Over the wicky wings, he offered you a wicky ring. I love it. I love it because what it sounds to me like Ellie is it's a very... Personal.

It's a proposal that's bespoke just for you, right? Yeah, exactly and I've always been the girl that smashes KFC. Please tell me please tell me Ellie that the ring was just a little drumstick. Imagine. That crossed my mind. He just got you to push

your finger through a KFC mashie and you know and we've said it's going viral. News agencies are reporting on this. That crossed my mind. He just got you to push your finger through a KFC mashie. Love it. And we've seen it's going viral. News agencies are reporting on this. You know that you can get your whole wedding catered by KFC for free now, I reckon. Imagine that. Yeah. I like your idea, and this is something we have definitely been talking about.

KFC is a must at our wedding. How about this? How about the honeymoon in Kentucky? The home of Kentucky Fried Chicken. We sound like really fat little bastards right now, don't we? I love that every person at your wedding gets a two-piece feed. That would be amazing. Hey, congratulations guys. We wanted to get you on and hear the story

first hand. We know it's free. It just happened on Sunday. We wanted to get you on and hear the story firsthand. So we know it's fresh. It just happened on Sunday. Well done on your KFC proposal. Thank you so much, guys. On 0800.ZM this afternoon, do you have a proposal like that? A unique proposal. Yeah, a unique proposal, a different kind of proposal. Did they propose over, I don't know, what is it something you love?

Are you New Zealand's last Blues rugby fan? And they took you to the stadium and you're at an empty stadium and they ran out on the field at halftime and said, will you marry me? And you were like, oh, did you hire out the whole thing? And you were like, nah, people just didn't turn up. Can your proposal rival Ellie and Brett's? 0800 dial ZM where you can text us on 9696.

ZM's brilliant clip. We are talking, how did you get proposed to? The Kiwi couple who got engaged on the shores of Lake Wakatipu in Queenstown over a bucket of Wicked Wings. How good is that? They loved KFC, ate it every weekend. Next minute, ring inside a Wicked Wings box. He gave her a Wicked Ring with the Wicked Wings.

That's not my bad pun, by the way. That's theirs. It's a done deal. You've said, Brie, if you were to have yourself a poster in any way, you'd like it in garlic bread. You know the issue with that? Yeah. You'd eat the garlic bread before you saw the ring. I'd probably eat the ring. And there you go. You're going to have to...

And they would also not, wouldn't know if I was saying yes to them or just because I was so excited about the garlic bread. Mate, you're going to have to pull in this ice cream container for a week until we get the ring back. It didn't cost me five grand. I've done it before. We're asking, do you have a unique proposal?

Oh, that's grim. Do you have a different proposal, different kind of proposal? Someone's texted in to say, my husband proposed to me in India at the Taj Mahal with a grenade ring. So what, the thing you actually pull out of a grenade? Yeah, the pin that you pull. Okay. He was on deployment and couldn't get the money aside for a proper ring.

I was questioning where the money was going. That's fine and that's good, that's cute. I'd be more concerned, where's the grenade? I was going to say, where's the grenade that the ring was in? 0800 dial ZM. How'd your proposal go? Stephanie, hi. Yeah, hi.

What happened, Steph? So I was in Paris with my fiancé. We were in Europe for about six weeks. So we had about a week in Paris. And yeah, so in the morning he already told me, oh, we need to be at the Eiffel Tower at that time. You know, I've got a surprise for you. And then we got there eventually.

It was a bit of a mission because at the time they actually had the environment demonstration right underneath the Eiffel Tower. Nothing like the bloody environment getting in the way of a man's proposal, right? Yeah, that's right. So we just got there and he kind of freaked out a little bit because he couldn't find what we were looking for, whatever it was. So he said, we're meant to meet here at this particular time

and it kind of ran late. And then we were running all over the place trying to find it and all of a sudden he turns around and says, oh, it's down there, and he ran the other way, and I looked behind him, and I was like, oh, my God, started to cry already because he had hired a horse and carriage, especially for us. What?

He hired a horse and carriage under the Eiffel Tower? Pretty much, yeah. So original. That's phenomenal. Thank you, Stephanie. So original. That's phenomenal. Thank you, Stephanie. I wish. What I'm realising is people's engagement stories are quite long. You know they say...

Sarah. Hi. Can we get the bullet points about your engagement? Go on, Sarah. I'll keep it short. What happened? Okay, so he woke me up at 5 a.m. and I had a real big go at him because I'm like,

turn off that light. Told me to get up because we're going on holiday. So I'm like, I'm up. Took me to the airport. Flew me to Niue. What? I'm the biggest Niue in the Pacific Islands. Oh, my God.

I'm the biggest Bachelor fan ever. So he Googled all Bachelor America couples still together, fast-forwarded the episodes to their proposal speeches, cut out the best bits of each one, made it into our own, and yeah. Oh, my God. A lady came to do my nails, and I'm like, oh, God, I didn't mention anything. And then he's like, come here, will you marry me? And it's a big speech.

He's crying, I'm crying. Very good. That's amazing. I'm crying. Very good. That's amazing. I applaud the pace at which you told that story too. There were still a lot of details to get in. Very well done, Sarah.

Love it. I'm going to risk this. I'm going to go one more. Julie, what happened? Julie, I need double the pace of that one for your engagement story. Just the highlights.

No, we want the full story, Julie. What happened? This isn't my story. It's a friend's story but it's hilarious. She will kill me. So her partner had a boil on his butt that she had been helping him

with. Great start. A couple of months later, he said, I think the boil's back. Can you take a look? And as she looked, here was the ring in his butt crack. We got there. What a cracking proposal. Yeah, hilarious. Mine wasn't quite as good as that.

It was in a hospital with my husband high on morphine. But, yeah, nothing beats a butt crack. A butt crack ring. Oh, that's the worst time to let one rip, isn't it? He's like, you need to get it quick. You need to get it quick. Either that or the boil pops. Oh, that was a ripper, Julie.

ZDM's Bree and Clint. I read a story today, Bree, a news article about a great New Zealander. Yeah. Who we need to say, like, an RIP to. He needs a mention on the show. He passed away. Yeah. His name is Joe.

And Joe passed away at the age of 45. Oh. Joe. Actually, let me take this Drake away. Yeah. His name is Joe. And Joe passed away at the age of 45. Joe, actually, let me take this drake away. Let me just get rid of this for a second. That's better. It's nicer. Joe was 45 and spent his entire life at the pub. Oh, just one of the boys. Yeah.

Joe's favourite pub was the Takaka Junction Hotel in Golden Bay. Now, Golden Bay's just at the top of the South Island. Right. Beautiful spot. One of the most beautiful places in the country. Yeah. Joe was brought to that pub as a baby in the 1960s. He'd been abandoned.

Oh, my God. And someone brought him to the pub. So the people at the pub took Joe on, lived at the pub. Sorry, I'm getting a phone call in the middle of this really serious bit. Who's calling you? I don't know. Took Joe on, raised Joe, loved Joe. Oh, what amazing people to do that.

He worked at the pub and drunk there for half a century. Joe's favourite food was raw egg, steak and Coke with ice. Raw eggs? Yeah, and steak and Coke with ice. Raw steak as well? Yeah, raw steak, yeah. Don't be fooled though. Joe was no gentleman.

Joe's favourite thing to do was to rip ladies stockings off with his teeth Wait a minute Whether they wanted that or not Wait a minute Is Joe a man? When the pub got too full over summer Joe would get a bit too excited And to keep himself safe

And the other punters He would shut himself in a cage in the corner of the park. Joe died in 2012 and is currently stuffed and mounted on the wall of the Takaka Department of Conservation office. Wait, I'm trying to think of an animal that would have lasted that long. Joe was a kia, an alpine parrot. Oh, no. A native bird to Aotearoa.

I've had a run-in with one of those birds once. Was it Joe? Did he try and rip your stockings off? He did, actually. Hang on, I've got to finish the tribute. And so today on the Bree and Clint show, we salute you, Joe. Kia. Kaha. R.I.P. Z is Bree and Clint show, we salute you, Jo. Kia. Kaha.

R.I.P. Zinni is Bree and Clint. You know how we were talking about last week that amazing Monopoly scam story? Oh, the McDonald's Monopoly one? Yeah, the McDonald's Monopoly scam story, which if you missed it, there was an ex-cop by the name of Jerome Jacobson who spent years stealing Monopoly pieces

and giving them to associates and they ended up stealing about $36 million worth of prizes. Monopoly tickets, right? Yeah, so tickets. So he was the guy that was in charge of the security. On your chips when they do McDonald's. Exactly. So he was in charge of the security to get those pieces to all the McDonald's and he

was swapping them out and then taking the really big ones and giving them to people. It was like a really long scam, right? It was huge. It went for a couple of years, like three years. Yeah, $36 million worth of prizes. Anyway, I remember you and I said last week, I was like, that sounds like a great Hollywood film. Yeah.

And guess what? They're now turning it into a Hollywood movie who Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are going to create. Jesus Christ, Hollywood. You can't take every single thing that happens. Well, you can. Well, you can. But just putting Ben Affleck on it,

it's either Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, or who's the other one? Marky Mark? Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg. You've got a real life story you need to tell? That's the trifecta. Apparently this year as well, you know the Thai cave boys story? Yeah.

Where all those boys got stuck in the cave. They're turning that into a Hollywood film. The best movies, mate, come from true stories. Yes, they do. But is Hollywood going to use Thai boys or are they going to use like? Scarlett Johansson is the coach. But let's reminisce for a second because some of my favourite movies are all based on true stories of real people.

One of the great films, Hidden Figures, have you seen it? The NASA one? The NASA one where the chicks figure out how to get to the moon pretty much. Yep, yep. Amazing. Great film. Twelve Years a Slave, also based on a true story. Amazing.

United 93, based on September 11. What a great movie. Waffle Wall Street, Catch Me If You Can. Erin Brockovich, The Imitation Game. It goes on and on. We get it, mate. You know movies. It goes on and on.

I mean, all of those movies are about amazing people with amazing stories. Like Erin Brockovich, what a woman. Incredible story. See, when I think about Erin Brockovich, what a woman. Incredible story. See, when I think about Erin Brockovich, though, I think about Sandra Bullock, and I kind of give her all the credit for whatever Erin Brockovich did. Why?

Well, didn't Sandra Bullock play Erin Brockovich? No, it was Julia Roberts. Oh. Close enough. I'm not the movie guy. Close enough. You're the movie guy. But I thought to myself, what if- Why?

Sorry. What did you just call me? The movie guy. Oh, thanks very much. You're welcome. I thought to myself, what if, you know, obviously these people have amazing stories. Yeah.

But what if you or me, our story got turned into a movie, you know, and then they made a trailer for it and something that happened to us in our life got turned into a movie, you know, and then they made a trailer for it and something that happened to us in our life got turned into a movie. Let me guess. I've made yours, mate. This is my movie trailer. If a story that's happened recently in your life got turned into a movie and just some background, recently you bought a GoPro

and this is the story about Clinton Roberts and his GoPro. In a world of exciting, thrilling, based on a true story movies, there is one that will top them all. Maybe, maybe not, actually probably not. that will top them all. Maybe. Maybe not. Actually, probably not. A story of one man's battle against the odds. A story of determination, heartache,

and a pure willpower to prove them all wrong. Starring Clinton Roberts in The Man Who Bought a GoPro and Used It Twice. Coming to a cinema near you this September. I mean, look, it's a budget film, budget voiceover person. Excuse me. Twice so far, thank voiceover person. Excuse me. Twice so far. Thank you very much. Mate, the movie says you're going to prove us all wrong.

When you need some extreme photography done, don't come and talk to me, okay? Zidian's Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. My mum says to me today, because I talked to her on the phone, it's my birthday next week.

I'd like to hear my birthday banger. Do you know what your mum's birthday banger is? I don't know. How old is she turning? Oh, it's a big birthday for her. Would we have to get her birthday banger off? I don't know. A cassette?

Yeah. No, she's having the big 60 this year. Yeah. And I said, okay, we'll think about getting you on. And I know she listens every day. So, hello, mum and I. Happy birthday for next week. Yeah, we'll see if we'll get her on.

If we have the song in the system. Let's see who's doing birthday banging today. First, Billie. Hi. Hi, Billie. Hi. What's your birthday? 3rd of May, 1990.

Okay, Billie, you were 16 in 2006 on the 3rd of May. And on that day, this was top of the chart. How do you feel about getting Chris Brown as a birthday banger, Billie? Chris Brown's all good. Chris Brown's all good. That's a great song. That's fine. Let's go Diz.

Hey, Diz. Hi. Hello, Diz. What's your birthday? 22nd of May, 1994. Let's go Diz. Hey, Diz. Hi. Hello, Diz. What's your birthday? 22nd of May, 1994. Okay, Diz, you were 16 in 2010 on the 22nd of May, and your birthday banger is this.

The mischievous girl, whatever you are. Oh, banger. I think we got the wrong one. Oh. Oh, no, is that Daryl's birthday? The computer's stuffed up. Oh. Recalculate. Recalculate.

Recalculate. Recalculate. Recalculate. Oh, there it is. Des, you get B.O.B. instead. Oh, I love that song, Des. Do you? Oh, I actually remember that song.

Hold on. Now you play it. I can actually remember it. So good. Well, you should. It was on your 16th birthday. I know the whole rap to that song. The next one Now you play it, I can actually remember it. So good. Well, you should. It was on your 16th birthday. I know the whole rap to that song.

The next one might not be too surprising, but let's do it anyway. Let's go to Daryl. Hi, Daryl. Hello? Daryl, are you there? What's your birthday, mate?

31st of July, 1990. All right, Daryl, let's see what was number one in 2006 on the 31st of July. I think it might be... Oh, wait for it. Who would have thought?

Daryl, what a surprise. Banger. What a banger. You know, that old birthday computer doesn't get it wrong very often, so every now and then you've got to forgive it a small mistake. Sometimes it's a bit slow, the old computer. Okay. With that in mind, let's deliberate.

What song do you want to hear for birthday banger today? I love Airplanes, B.O.B. featuring Hayley Okay, I love Promiscuous, Timbaland, Nelly Furtado And I haven't heard it enough today You just heard it twice So are you definitely going to go with B.O.B.? 100% I can't sway you to come over to Timbaland and Nelly Furtado?

No, because I haven't. It's such a good song, though. It is. I like Promiscuous, but I feel like it gets played a lot in Friday Jams. No, that's a lie. I feel like it does. Okay, let's go up. I'm a Hayley Williams fan, mate.

Who's voting today? Actually, let's do it. Let's do Annabelle. Soundkeeper Annabelle. Come on in, mate. Can you decide for us on Ben's microphone right there, what are we playing? Are we playing B.O.B. airplanes or are we playing Nelly and Timbaland promiscuous? Nelly and Timbaland. Yeah, sorry.

I knew I liked you, Annabelle. Let's give out six clues next for the secret sound. I'm just kidding, mate. I'm just joking. He's birthday banger. ZM. ZM. Brie and Clem, they're the winner of birthday banger today. For Diz?

What's that? Was it for Diz? For Diz? Yeah. Was that Diz's birthday banger? God, birthday banger was a mess today, wasn't it? Is it hard for you to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth sometimes? Yeah, I'm a bit drunk. That was for Daryl.

Oh, that was far out. You accidentally played it for Dez. I mean, the computer did it. I mean... Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Clint, because I'm recently single, I thought I would do some reading up on stuff I need to know about relationships in 2018.

Oh, about dipping your line back into the big old dating pond. Yeah. Good. Hey, good for you. Yeah. Can I say congratulations on taking the initiative and eyes forward. Thanks, mate. Hey, there's someone out there for everybody.

Appreciate that. You'll be okay. I'm just waiting for the next season of The Bachelor. According to Cosmo. So you can watch it on the couch with a block of chocolate. Oh, you want to be on it. No, definitely not. I'd probably get kicked off.

Can I say the odds are not very good. Of three seasons of that show, it has only ended well once. Yeah, that's true. I mean, you never know. According to Cosmo magazine, Clint, apparently there are six romantic and I put that in inverted commas, romantic

gestures that are actually red flags, they're saying. Red flags is for what? For problems later on in the relationship. So they're saying these are the six things that if they do early on in the relationship, they could actually end up being a problem.

Telltale signs. God, I hope that I don't do any of these. And if I do, I hope my wife Lucy's not listening. Lucy, get out now. What if I did do these things early in the relationship? Well, you tell me if you did. Because number six. Doesn't matter, we're married now.

She's trapped. Forever. So number six, they say one of the telltale signs of a warning sign could be they make grand promises. So they say, you know, they make dramatic promises about how much, you know, they'll love you, what they'll do for you, what they would give up for you, all that kind of stuff. Right. i didn't

do that my my my motto is no no no no crap my motto is under promise over deliver i love that promise them nothing and then when you return with something even if it's tiny they'll be impressed see i always do that and then end up not delivering on anything so no one's disappointed yeah well this is a lie number. Number five. Number five. They say if they're super protective early on. Oh, yeah, that is a big one.

You know when you have a friend who gets in a new relationship and they're like, I can't go out, so-and-so doesn't want me to. Irrational jealousy. Yeah. Like a little bit of jealousy

is like kind of hot, but when it gets to the point where it's like, oh. A little bit of jealousy is kind of hot. Yeah, like a little bit where they're like

a little bit jealous where they're like, oh, you know. Okay. I think it's like, oh. A little bit of jealousy is kind of hard. Yeah, like a little bit where they're like a little bit jealous, where they're like, oh, you know. Okay. I think it's healthy, a tiny bit. Okay. Irrational jealousy. It makes you feel special. Yeah.

But, yeah, irrational jealousy. Did you talk to that man in the gas station? Yeah, I was paying him for the fuel. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, that's next level, isn't it? Yeah. Number four, they said they want to spend all of their time with you constantly. Needy. They can't be away from you.

Stage five clinger. Yes. Early in the relationship. Yeah, they say that's a warning sign in a relationship early on. Is this for men and women? This is for both. Okay, cool. Both ways. Number three. Nothing creepier than a male clinger though. Yeah, stage five male clinger. Like with girls it can be kind of cute, I feel.

Kind of. Because it's nice to be wanted. Really? Yeah, but with dudes, if a Like with girls, it can be kind of cute, I feel. Kind of. Because it's nice to be wanted. Really? Yeah, but with dudes, if a dude's going, don't go out, I need a cuddle. Please. I don't mind that. That's all right.

Number three, they chat to you non-stop on multiple platforms. Oh. So they're sending you stuff on Instagram. They're memeing you. You haven't replied on Messenger, so they've Snapchatted you. You haven't replied on any of that, so they've fired up their old Tinder account where you guys met and they've gone back in and they've gone, hey, just checking you're not dead.

They've sent you a text and you don't reply, so they put it on Facebook. Yeah, not great. These are red flags, right, in a relationship. Red flags early on to look out for that could be problems ahead. Number two, they say they overshare on the first date. Oh. This suggests they may not be in the right place

to start a new relationship. Yeah, telling you about the ex. Oh, ex chat on a first date is a no-no. Is there anything more awkward than talking about your last breakup? No, don't talk about it. On a first date? Don't talk about it at all. Not good. Also religion. Don't talk talk about it. On a first date? Don't talk about it at all. Not good.

Also religion. Don't talk about religion or politics on a first date. Religion, politics and breakups. And breakups. That's a no-go. And number one, the number one telltale sign and warning red flag for problems that could arise in a relationship later on. Yes.

They profess their love for you very early on. Yep. profess their love for you very early on. Apparently, this behaviour is common among controlling and narcissistic partners. Also, you've got to save something for later. Even if you're feeling it, and this is especially for dudes, play it cool, man. Play it cool.

Just hold on to it for a bit. Give off the air that you're kind of in control. So we should cancel those thousand red roses being sent to that person's work tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just chill out, bro. Take a step back.

Play the long game. You know, have little milestones that you can achieve. Just send a hundred roses. That's way less creepy. Way less creepy. Just once a week. We want to know on 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, what was the warning sign?

What was the red flag in a relationship that you've had? Yeah, okay, yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us too on 9696. ZD is brilliant, Clint. Clinton, the six gestures early on in a relationship that could actually be red flags for later on. The red flag noise. It's my warning noise.

I love that we've got the warning noise. I've got a longer one. Makes it feel more real. Nah, that one sounds too much like there's a policeman behind you. Right. A lot of people are driving home at the moment. So this is according to Cosmo. They've said these are the six warning signs or red flags.

Oh. There you go. So the first one is they make grand promises. Number five, they're super protective of you early on. Number four, they want to spend all of their time with you. Number three, they chat to you nonstop. Number two, they overshare on the first date. And the number one warning sign or red flag is they profess their love for you very early on.

We've got a text here that says, I'm currently three years into a relationship. We're engaged and my fiance has four of six of those warning signs. That's an uncomfortable conversation. I hope you weren't listening to it with him. Well, I mean, it's not science. It's from Cosmo magazine.

We want to know with him. Well, I mean, it's not science. It's from Cosmo magazine. We want to know from you this afternoon, what are your relationship red flags? Hi, Claire. Hey, how are you? Claire, what was the warning sign? I dated somebody quite a few times and then I wasn't keen on him anymore but he still sent me flowers

to my address that I hadn't given to him. He found you. It was more creepy than endearing. Do you think part of that too was so he could go, you're not talking to me but I still know where to find you. Yeah, I know quite a few red flags. It's quite interesting now. If the only one thing you could have done with that, Claire,

obviously moved. Get the hell out of there. What? You should have moved. Get the only one thing you could have done with that, Claire, obviously moved. Get the hell out of there. What? You should have moved. Get the hell out of there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that house mysteriously broke down and I've got a new address.

Let's go to Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, how are you? What was the warning sign, Alex? So basically he told me that he loved me and couldn't live without me a week and a half into our, not even relationship, just knowing him.

And how'd that make you feel, Alex? I am 19 and he's 29. So I was like a little bit confused and scared. Get out. Are you with him now? No, no, no, no. We broke up a month ago. I was going to say, is he next to you?

Alex, is this a call for help? I'm good. Don't worry, guys. Okay, good. Good to hear it. So many of the messages that we're getting, especially on the text as well, is from girls and it's just dudes coming on too strong. It doesn't mean that every guy who comes on that fast

is a creep or a bad dude to go out with. It's just some dudes don't know how to chill and just be- It's hard, though. Yeah, I know, but just be cool. I get it. Yeah. Because sometimes I've definitely been a stage five clicker.

Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. What was the warning sign early on in the relationship? So, first date, and I was talking about going overseas the following year, and he was like, oh, I was thinking about it too. And I was like, oh.

And he's like, well, maybe if things go well, we can go together. And I was like, yeah. Or we could go to different places, though, or something. On separate dates. You're in Alaska too? That's crazy. So you're in Alaska when I'm in Alaska?

That is so weird just to see you here. No one goes to Alaska. One more. Hi, Kate. Oh, no, we lost Kate. Kate said, she was from the text machine, we called her back. She said that the red flag, the warning sign for her, was when he was sharing intimate details about their relationship with his mum,

including the stuff that you only share with each other. Yeah, mum, it's great. She's got double Ds. It's awesome. Red flag, red flag, red flag. ZDM's Bree and Clint. If you've been listening to our show over the last couple of weeks, you know on a Wednesday we like to do some hashtag girl problems.

Hashtag girl problems, yeah. Which people have said these are just hashtag brave problems. I mean, I've got a few. Well, you do write them all. Yes. And you are voicing them on behalf of girls in general. Yeah. But actually I haven't checked it with any girls

to see if they're experiencing these problems too. Producer Ellie, you know hashtag girl problems. Do you ever have some of the hashtag girl problems that we talk about? Oh, all the time. Basically all of them. There you go. That's at least one person. That'll do. That'll do, right? Like this weekend, Clint,

this is probably too much info, I was a little bit disorientated early in the morning. Put a g-string on backwards. Not a good time. That's a hashtag girl problem right there, my friend. Oh, that sounds painful. Yeah, not good. But if you haven't heard it, we get some of the guys from around the office here.

Homemade wedgie. That paints a picture, doesn't it? I'm surprised you didn't need a sick day. Yep, dental floss. Anyway, we get some of the guys from around the office to voice them, so it makes it more relatable for when the men hear some of these hashtag girl problems. That one time I sneezed while curling my eyelashes and ripped them all out. Hashtag girl problems. My hair tie won't go around my hair three times

But it's too loose when it's only wrapped around twice Hashtag girl problems Why can't periods just last for an hour? Like, okay, you've made your point I'm not pregnant, you can leave now Hashtag girl problems. When you want to wear white jeans, but you only have pink and red undies left.

Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. And trust me, that G-string situation, that hurt. Oh, God. Zinni is brilliant. Talking to one of my mates who lives in Aussie yesterday. Oh, is it Steve? Nah, not Steve.

Big Steve. Nah, not Gaz. Phil. Nah. No, I don't know who it is then. Talking to one of my friends and they let slip some very interesting information that I was very interested in about McDonald's. Oh, I love McDonald's. She said to me, she goes, oh, have you heard the news about McDonald's

now serving all day, not all day breakfast, the all day menu all day. Hang on. Serving the all day menu all day. Hang on. Serving the all day menu all day. Is that what it's called? I'm pretty sure that's what it's called. Do you mean the regular menu? Yeah, so they call it the all day menu. But it's not currently all day.

No. Because they take a break to serve breakfast. So they don't serve the all day menu during breakfast. Gotcha. But now they're saying McDonald's are rolling out in all the restaurants in Aussie that you can get a Big Mac at 8.30 in the morning. You can get a Quarter Pounder whenever you want. So what you're saying is you can build your own combo, which is like a Quarter Pounder with a hash brown. Exactly.

Some flapjacks and a sundae. That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's good. That's pretty good. And I thought it better be coming here to New Zealand. Well, Bree, I don't know if you know this, but you're working with a very well-connected man. No, you tell me that all the time.

I know people. I have people in places who know things. Really? I've reached out to my contact at McDonald's for an official statement. Of course you have a contact at McDonald's. Her name is Patty, and that is not a joke. That is not a joke. I mean, that's, yeah, that's normal.

She has referred me on to someone who has an answer. And I just asked the question, is the all-day menu all-day coming to New Zealand? It better be. This is the official statement. Macca's in New Zealand currently offers better be. This is the official statement. Maccas in New Zealand currently offers an all-day menu at a number of

food court restaurants, which is a combination of the breakfast and regular menus. Earlier this year, we also offered the Big Mac all day

as part of the 50th anniversary celebrations. All-day breakfast was launched a couple of years ago and has been really popular with customers. 2015, yep. We don't have any immediate plans to offer an all-day menu

across all our restaurants, but we will continue to talk with customers about what they would like us to do in the future. Should we start a campaign? That's what we need to do. I'm on board. Let's start a petition. Let's pick it.

Let's start a GoFundMe page. Let's go to Queen Street and protest. Let's go to Jacinda Ardern. Let's go to Ronald's house. Let's go straight to the top. Not Ronald McDonald house. No, no. They don't need us there.

Let's go to the beehive. With Big Macs. I think we've found our cause Zedian's brilliant clip There has been a bomb scare In Berlin at the airport That's terrifying At Schoenfeld

Might be Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Airport I don't know how to say it There's been a bomb scare And this is my worst nightmare too When you're going through security and you forget about something that's in your bag. This lady was going through.

We've all been there. Right? And she gets taken aside. She puts her bag through the scanners and then they go, ma'am, you need to come this way. And they've taken her straight from that area into a private room.

How much do you shit yourself? I had it in America recently. And America is way over the top. I had to go into a room and there was just one person there with a gun. And as I walked in, they put their gun on the table. And I went, what did you have? Nothing. They'd ticked the wrong box on my form as I went through.

Oh, God. So I got past her. Anyway, this lady, she gets taken to the side. She's put into a room. Straight away, a full team of armed guards, a SWAT team with machine guns show up and they start questioning her and interrogating her about her luggage

in this separate room. And she is freaking out. Anyway, they keep her in this room for an hour. A full bomb squad is called in. What, they thought she had a bomb bomb they thought there were explosives in her bag so there's a full so the SWAT team's there straight away then the bomb squad comes in the full ones with the shield that can diffuse the situation

and they have to remove people from that area of the airport. An hour later someone comes back to her in the room they found the thing that was inside her bag. Oh, no. What was it?

Oh, no. Oh, no. I know what it is. Let's just say it was a personal pleasure device. Let's just say it vibrated and it wasn't a toothbrush. Is that right? That's 100% correct. Oh, my God. That's so terrifying.

Oh, my God. I's so terrifying. Oh, my God. I went on a soccer trip once. There was a bunch of us girls and there was one girl in the team that would pull pranks on everyone all the time and all of us were over it and we decided we bought one of those things and then we sticky taped some scissors to it and we shoved it in her carry-on. Oh, no. Let's just say it took her a while to get through security.

If you're travelling, maybe buy a spare one when you get there. Yeah, leave it at home. Or maybe just have a week off, you know? We just told a story just before about a lady in Berlin Airport who has had the place basically shut down under a bomb scare and once they went through her luggage and detained her for an hour and got the bomb squad in, it was a, what we're describing as a personal pleasure device.

Turns out it wasn't a bomb, it was the bomb diggity. If you know what I mean. We thought that was over. We thought embarrassing story, conversation over. However, we have had a call from a man called Ryan who can relate. Is that right, Ryan? Absolutely. In fact, I can actually top it for you as well.

What happened, mate? Oh, man. Okay. So it was myself, my sister, and my mother, and we're flying to America as well. What happened, mate? Oh, man. Okay. So it was myself, my sister, and my mother. And we're flying to America as well.

My mother's luggage was too large and too overweight and they wouldn't let her on the plane. And so my mother's freaking out going, what are we going to do

with this luggage? And she starts pulling all this luggage out of her luggage and she's trying to offload some of her stuff to myself and my sister. And here's my irate sister screaming at me

because of the fact I refuse to take any of my mother's luggage because, you know, it's like, did you pack your own bags sort of thing? And I didn't want to have her above it. Yeah, but she's your mum. She's not going to stitch you up. Anyway, sorry, carry on, carry on. Oh, mate. Okay, well, you're a sink.

Anyway, so my sister takes some of my mother's luggage. We jump on the plane, all good. You know, we sort it out the way. Happy days, no worries. Anyway, so we get off the plane. Here's like about four armed guards come up to my chef and my sister, and they're going, are you two having together? And we're like, well, yeah.

And my sister's not married, so we've both got the same last name. We're both foster. And so they must have thought we're like husband and wife or something. And they're like, follow us, please. And so we had to follow these guys with their machine guns and everything

into this room, as you're describing. And they're bringing it in our luggage and they grab my sister's bag and they're like, is this your luggage? And she's like, well, yes. And did you pack your own bags, ma'am? And she's like,

well, yeah. And then they rip open her luggage and we're both, they're going, what the hell is going on? And they pull out, right, this, out of one of the bags,

which is my mother's bag, this humongous adult uh adult um honestly like this thing needed maybe whatever like double d batteries he said double d batteries in the context of story, it could have been something else, right? So, Ryan, your mum has offloaded a... Yeah. What did you say, offload? A large personal pleasure device.

We're talking large, man. Like, this thing is massive. I mean, honestly. I mean, you know, I'm, I'm a pretty good guy, but I wouldn't really want to try and compete with that. And then, forget this, right? And so they turn around to my sister and they're like, so is this yours?

Right? And honestly, I'm trying to keep it together. You know, I'm almost getting the, like, you know, I've got the giggles going on. Yeah. And she's like, yep, it is. And then they go, wait, wait. And then they're like, and what about this one?

And they put another one. This is the same size. Oh, man. At this point, I tell you, I lost it. I am in stitches, rolling on the floor. And my sister, man, honestly, like, went bright red. And she turns around and she goes, yeah, apparently so. That's mine as well.

And, oh, man, and they're looking at me like I'm the most weirdest husband on the planet. Oh, man, it was so good. Ryan, Ryan. It was so good, yeah. What sort of holiday was your mum going on with her two children and that sort of carry-on luggage? I don't know, but the good news is that luckily we actually did book her a super room. Let's talk about Usain Bolt for a minute. The eight-time Olympic gold medalist.

Yeah, the 100 and the 200. And the 4x100 relay. And the chicken nugget eating record. He's amazing, right? He's arguably the best athlete of all time, nearly. Like who else is going to win eight gold medals? Michael Phelps got like 21. I mean, yeah.

I mean in athletics. All right. No, I think, yeah, Michael Phelps is next level. Yeah, yeah. Something doesn't count though. Yeah, that's. Something doesn't count though. Yeah, that's... Swimming doesn't count because congratulations, but you're doing...

There's so many events. There's so many that you get to go in. And then there's all different types. It'd be like in athletics. Fresh stroke, backstroke, freestyle, doggy paddle, hold your breath competition. It would literally be like in athletics if they were like, okay, 100 metre sprint, 100 metre skip, 100 metre crawl.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? This is how I want to ratify swimming at the Olympics, okay? This is my plan to sort it out. Whatever stroke you want, it's the distance that matters. So it's just an all-in race. Right. It's 100 metres, 200 metres, whatever you do for your swimming,

you can do whatever paddle you want. You can do it any way that you please. If you want to do it doggy style, you do it doggy style. You go for it. Do whatever you want. That'd be great. Whoever gets their first wins the medal. Then you won't get Michael Phelps with 85 medals, you know? He's just next level that guy. But we're talking about

Usain Bolt because arguably yes, greatest runner of all time, but is he that good of an athlete where he can transfer his talents from athletics to football? Very few athletes have crossed codes successfully. Sonny Bill has managed to do it between rugby and league, but arguably the same skill set.

Kind of similar. Michael Jordan tried to do it between basketball and baseball. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it well enough. Not well enough. Jeff Wilson. That's such a good comparison though. Michael Jordan, one of the greatest basketball players of all time.

Again, one of the greatest athletes of all time. Of all time. And it was very difficult for him to do it. He played baseball as a kid, but he couldn't do it. Well, you're going up against guys who have trained their whole life to do one thing. He's going up against guys who have only said from a very young age, I'm going to be the best baseball player in the world.

Michael Jordan said that about basketball and Usain said that about running. So it's almost a slap in the face to the athletes who are in these professional teams who have dedicated their life to it that you've just come in and you're going to go, I could do that. If you've missed it.

Hey, that thing you've dedicated your life to, I could do that. Yeah, but Usain has said that he played soccer or football from a very young age, and if you've missed it in the news in the last month or so, we spoke about it on our show because there was the rumours that he was going to the Central Coast Mariners, which is over in Aussie, near Sydney, and it's in the A-League,

which the Wellington Phoenix play in. Yeah. So technically, Usain Bolt could be coming here to New Zealand to play soccer. In Wellington. In Wellington. At the Caketon. Which is amazing. Against the Phoenix.

I'd be going to watch that. Yeah, I'd get in there too. If you've missed it, we've grabbed a statement he's made on his Instagram. Hi guys, Usain here. I just want to say thanks to everybody at the Central Coast Mariners for giving me this opportunity to play professional football in the A-League. I'm looking forward to the opportunities to prove that with hard work, anything is possible.

So I'm looking forward to it and I'm going to come here and do my best. Watch out, I'm on the way. Remember, I don't take limits. How good is his voice? I know. Yeah. You can just tell he's great at everything.

I love that the statement from ceo of the company central coast mariners said sean millenkamp said the club needs to be realistic because it's only a trial that they've got him for yeah so it's a seven or eight week trial yeah um but it is optimistic about the benefits that he could bring yeah meaning bums on seats yeah exactly the benefits are not goals. They are people coming down to watch you swim a boat. I'll be going.

Hey, the good thing is though, even if he's not that good at football, could try swimming, he'll probably still beat the Phoenix.