ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 8th 2019

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Fletch! Oh crikey Dick, we've just been re-listening to the Friday Jams live line-up that is being announced tomorrow morning at 8am with Fletch, Fawn and Megan. Holy mother! It just keeps going and going. So the stage that this show is going to be performed on at Western Springs is officially the biggest stage in New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:00:29 And then when you hear this line-up, you get it. How many does it hold? Western Springs? Yeah. 50,000 people? I feel like it's going to be close to that. Yeah. It's hectic and there is a lot in there.
Starting point is 00:00:40 I feel like there's something for everybody, which is really good. Yeah, definitely. Remember yesterday when I said I was sick of keeping it a secret? Yeah. And I said, text in 9696. Yeah. And I'll pick one of the numbers to text back from my phone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:55 To tell them one of the people in the lineup. Yeah. Yeah, I did that. What did they... Did you really? Did you give away an artist? Yeah. I kept my promise.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Who's this random person out there that now knows the Friday Jams live? Just one. You know that the company can sue you for that, eh? Can they? Yeah, you signed a non-disclosure. I'm just kidding. If you want one, I've already done it now, so if you want to text through 9696.
Starting point is 00:01:22 No, you just need to make sure that person doesn't talk for the next, oh, just over 12, until 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. It's fine. Stacey and I have an agreement. It's all good. Stacey? Her name's Stacey. You guys are on first name basis now.
Starting point is 00:01:34 From the Naki. Right. 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. The full lineup for Friday Jams Live 2019 is revealed with Fletchbourne and Megan. New Zealand's biggest throwback concert. Speaking of throwbacks, next on the show, we want to talk about another movie
Starting point is 00:01:51 from our childhood that's being remade. And it's already started, right? Filming? Yeah, well, I think it's already started, the process. They're not just talking about it. Oh, no, no, it's happening. It's happening.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I don't know how I feel about it. No, I do know how I feel about it. Bad. I just don't feel like the first one can be topped. Or the second one. Or the third. No, the third one can be topped.
Starting point is 00:02:12 The third one can be topped. Can we cancel the third one? The third one. See if you can figure it. Maybe you already know what it is, but we'll reveal what that is. Another childhood classic movie being remade.
Starting point is 00:02:20 It's the thing to do now. No one makes any new movies. You just remake an old one. That's all you've got to do. Hey, you'll make some of the money back. Mm-hmm. We'll reveal what it is after Billie Eilish and Bad Guy. Bree and Clint, ZM.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Aren't we living in an age where all these movies from our childhood, Clint, are now being remade? Mm-hmm. Even just this year. Yeah, we've seen them, what, are now being remade. Even just this year. Yeah, we've seen them, what, Aladdin? Lion King. What else have they been talking about?
Starting point is 00:02:50 Little Mermaid's on the way. Little Mermaid. That might be it. Sure, there's others. Spider-Man. There's always a new Spider-Man. There's a new Batman on the way, I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Yeah. Yeah, remakes. Yeah, remakes. There's heaps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, remakes. Yeah, remakes. There's heaps. There's plenty. Now they're talking about remaking the 25-year-old film,
Starting point is 00:03:13 the classic Home Alone. Come on! Do your best, Kevin. Hang on, the mum saying Kevin? The mum. Or me being Kevin forgotten?
Starting point is 00:03:25 No, the mum. This is my house. I have to defend it. I can do the mum. Hang on. We've got Kevin! You give it a go. God! That's quite good as well.
Starting point is 00:03:41 That's quite good too. I think we both had the pitch. Producers, who did the best Kevin? I'd probably give it to Brie. Same. Only because I'm a woman and he's a woman. Yeah, only because she's a woman. Women get everything.
Starting point is 00:03:54 About time we win something. Yeah, so it's been 25 years since that movie came out. That's such a long time ago. Yeah, that classic tale of child neglect. The family who couldn't keep their own son within sight. Even when I watch it now, I still love it. You know how some movies just stay good? One and two. Yeah, but you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:04:17 Some movies just... You look at a 25-year-old other movie and you're like, this is terrible. There's about five of those movies in history and they all get played on TV at Christmas yep National Lampoon's Christmas
Starting point is 00:04:28 yes that's such a good one Home Alone Home Alone Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what's the what's the romantic comedy
Starting point is 00:04:38 that you watch every Christmas Christmas with the cranks no no the one with yes the classic the British one the British one Love The British one.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Love Actually. Love Actually. Love Actually. What a great film. And there's probably one more that gets played every Christmas. Bad Santa. Wizard of Oz. Wizard of...
Starting point is 00:04:56 Does that get played at Christmas time? Doesn't it? I feel like it does. I think producer Ellie's got it. Oh, have you got it, Ellie? Are you talking about The Holiday? No. No, The Holiday is great as well.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Cameron Diaz. Jack Black. Kate Winslet. Jack Black. Jude Law. And Jude Law. Come on! Now, what's Jude Law?
Starting point is 00:05:14 I would even... He's shorter than you think. Still would. You're not going to detour me, mate. You're not going to detour me. So, Home Alone gets remade. No confirmation whether it's a movie or a TV show yet. No.
Starting point is 00:05:30 If it's a TV show, that's a lot of times to forget them. Like, if you're leaving them behind every episode, that's a lot of times to forget. Come on! Yeah, like how, like, sooner or later, Child Protective Services are going to come around and get that kid. Yo, you guys don't deserve this kid. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Honestly. This is the eighth time. No wonder he went to live with Michael Jackson. Macaulay Culkin. He went to Neverland. Oh, touchy subject at the moment, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:05:59 But it's true. Can you guys hear that? It's true. Crickets. Hang on, let me listen. Let me listen. Come on! They're also remaking Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cheaper by the Dozen,
Starting point is 00:06:13 and Night at the Museum. I thought they just made that film. They've made like nine Night at the Museums. Enough is enough. That movie is what Ben Stiller does now. That's his whole job. That's what he does. He lives at the museum now.
Starting point is 00:06:29 We were talking just before about the movies that get played every Christmas. We said Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Love Actually, The Holiday, Wizard of Oz. I know the other one. Yeah. Die Hard. Die Hard. Someone just texted in, yeah, Die Hard. Die Hard's a good one.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Also National Lampoon's Christmas Yeah which also Is known By Griswold's Family Christmas Same movie Same thing
Starting point is 00:06:51 Two titles Weird Also we asked you Who did the best Come on From Home Alone Producers said you We've actually got
Starting point is 00:07:00 A proper side by side now Mine Heaven And a testy boy And you We've actually got a proper side-by-side now. Mine. Heaven! And a testy blowout. And you. Jesus. That's my ears.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'll probably go you now too. I'll probably give it to you. We'll rematch tomorrow. Hey, story about Neighbours at War. These come out quite a lot. I love these. This one involves, it's not even a passive-aggressive note. It's an aggressive note. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:25 And I'm going to read you the note. Right. And then I'm going to give you a twist. Okay. Okay. So this was part, this neighbour was given a note from theirs, left in their letterbox, I think. Neighbour, please take pride and straighten up the exterior of your house.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Your eyesore is affecting the resale of our homes. Who wants to buy a house near you and look at that daily? Does not take much effort. All you have to do is give a SHIT. Do better with three exclamation marks. The neighbour doesn't mow their lawns. Right. Is the gist of the story.
Starting point is 00:07:58 God, that's an aggressive note. It's a very aggressive way to go about it. Also, not really. What? Oh, like that's hard. Is it their business? Yes. Yes. Mow your lawns. Not to write a note like that. No, not to write a note like that. I don't agree with that.
Starting point is 00:08:14 But have a little bit of pride in the appearance of your home. Yeah, but it's their property. Yeah, but everyone else is... I don't want to side on the note giver's side because the person who received the note has won this battle. They have then posted it to social media and revealed that they have four children,
Starting point is 00:08:32 one of which has autism and has just contracted a rare form of cancer and they don't have time to mow the lawns because they're constantly at the hospital trying to look after this child. Are they a single mum? Yes. Oh, well now how bad do you feel, neighbour?
Starting point is 00:08:46 Mm-hmm. So all of this could have been avoided if you'd just gone over and gone, hey, I just noticed that you don't mow your lawns. Did you need a hand? Do you need a hand? That would be a nice way to do it. Yeah. Now you're like a total a-hole because you've passed a note.
Starting point is 00:09:01 And that's why you don't write notes to people. That's why you don't write notes, because you don't know what someone else is going through. Exactly right. You don't. So you know what I would do? What? I'd go over to his lawn,
Starting point is 00:09:12 and I would take a... What, a big fat... I would take a big fat... Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, from iHeartRadio. This is... The Latest. Live iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Dean, you've got the latest about Tyrese and the Fast and Furious franchise. Oh, I love a petty feud. They're my favourite types of feuds. Here's what happened today. Tyrese, who of course is one of the stars of the Fast and Furious franchise, has turned and had a little hissy fit today on social media
Starting point is 00:09:46 because, as you may know, The Rock and Jason Statham did a spin-off film called Hobbs and Shaw, which hit the market, I guess, probably out last weekend, actually. It made $180 million at the cinemas, which is great, but not the best in terms of a Fast and Furious franchise. And so Tyrese went on social media today slamming The Rock saying, you know, you broke up our family, talking about the Fast and Furious family by doing a spinoff,
Starting point is 00:10:11 and said that Hobbs and Shaw had the lowest rating since, lowest of the Fast and Furious franchises since Tokyo Drift. So he slammed him and he, of course, has since deleted the tweets. But I'm sure The Rock, who made $130 million last year, probably doesn't really care. Yeah, it's an interesting one because it's only The Rock and I guess Jason Statham that are in the Fast and Furious franchise now. No Ludacris, no Vin Diesel is an interesting one.
Starting point is 00:10:37 No Vin Diesel, it's not a real Fast and the Furious movie. No, no, it's a total spin-off and they're just going off the hype of that. But Tyrese hasn't come out of it looking good. Like, he looks real like... Oh, he hasn't done the right thing. But he's proposed... I actually saw this post because I saw another account scraped it
Starting point is 00:10:53 and reposted it. And he's asking that The Rock please get everybody back together for the 10th one. So, because this is the 9th Fast and the Furious movie. So, you absolutely ripped The Rock to shreds on Twitter and then you asked the rock for help? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Not a great idea. Also, what's going on with Iggy Azalea? Hey, this is really fascinating. Because remember like a few years ago, Iggy Azalea just started getting slammed in the press and all of the other rappers turned on her and she just got absolutely slammed. She has revealed today, she's got new music out.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I love her new music as well, by the way. She's revealed that her team, her management and everyone, sat her down for an intervention, made her go and do a two-week therapy, counselling, rejuvenation session, I guess you could call it, for two weeks, to really kind of like find herself again and deal with all of the demons in her life, which she now says were becoming really famous at a young age, and the trolling. She just was taking it so personal and she was taking it all on and she was reading all the tweets.
Starting point is 00:11:50 So she's a new person after this two-week retreat and the very serious intervention from her family and team. I feel bad for Iggy Azalea. She had a bit of a tough run because she was engaged to that basketball player and then he cheated on her. Yeah. And then she found out and then that was a big debacle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:07 And then she's obviously been going through quite a lot of stuff because she hit fame so quickly. Yeah. Also, someone found all her real racist tweets from before she was famous. What? Yeah. Do you remember that, Dean? No.
Starting point is 00:12:19 It was when she was real young. Yeah, but they went back in her Twitter timeline and she was not saying the nicest things back then too. Yeah, rough. Rough. Yeah, she's had a rough trot. Okay, that's Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. What would you say if I said that there was a house on the market
Starting point is 00:12:38 for $40,000 to $45,000 and it's five bedrooms? I would say sold. Pretty good deal. It's in a country town called Coober Pedy, which is about nine hours north of Adelaide in Australia. Oh, it's in Australia? Yeah. Not sold.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Oh, come on. Too far to commute. Yeah, it is a long way to commute. How am I going to do my job with you that I love if I have to live in Coober Pedy? Well, it could be an investment commute. Yeah, it is a long way to commute. How am I going to do my job with you that I love if I have to live in a Coober Pedy? Well, it could be an investment property. Yeah, okay. The house is also underground. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Like it's a hole in the ground. Right. Underground. Is it like meant to be underground? Is it like a World War II bunker? No, it's meant to be underground. So you have to get on your hands and knees to crawl around parts of the property, which is, I mean, fine. You've got to get on the property ladder somewhere, right?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Yeah, exactly. You've got to start somewhere. So it comes with five bedrooms, like I said, side by side, but it doesn't have a kitchen or bathroom or windows. But it's got five bedrooms and no bathroom. Yeah, well, they're still renovating it. Oh, okay. They're still getting it all, you know, renovated.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Yeah. It requires a good clean-up and also doesn't have power or water connected yet. Right. It doesn't sound like a great deal now. Like, I feel like I could get a... You're not sold. No, I'm not sold.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I've got a couple of points that I think are good selling points. Yeah, if you're a real estate agent, give me the upsides. These are five reasons I reckon you'll love this underground home. They're cool in the summer. Yeah. And warm in the winter. Are they? The average temperature of this dugout is about 23 degrees.
Starting point is 00:14:23 That's room temperature. That's quite nice. Perfect. Yeah. It'll slash the power bills. Well, it doesn't have any power. of this dugout is about 23 degrees. That's room temperature. That's quite nice. It'll slash the power bills. Well, it doesn't have any power. Yeah, but if you hooked it up, because it's so small, it's going to be averaged like half the amount of a normal power bill. Yeah, but you're going to have to spend a lot more on lights
Starting point is 00:14:39 because it's underground and it's got no windows. Moving on. They're ideal for homeowners who don't like gardening there's no gardens exactly so they're ideal if you don't like gardening if you don't want to look after a lawn don't worry about it there isn't one right well technically your roof might be a lawn but yeah um they're also they also deliver very good privacy you've got no neighbors underground except worms except worms i mean you're not gonna have anyone invading because They also deliver very good privacy. You've got no neighbours underground. Except worms. Except worms.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I mean, you're not going to have anyone invading because you actually have to crawl into this hole. So it actually doesn't even look like a house. Yeah. So people aren't going to rob you. Yeah, right. And the last good top thing about living in this underground home, if you're a hobbit, it's perfect.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Was using my brain last night and... Did it hurt? Yeah, it did actually. Oh, I thought I could smell smoke. Yeah, I looked into my brain and all that was there was... That was about it.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I actually saw on Facebook an old TV show that I absolutely adored. And it got me thinking about what have been some of the best TV show themes of all time. Like the opening theme song of it? Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, where you instantly hear it. And obviously the one that comes to mind for probably a lot of people is Friends. Yeah, straight away. You know, the you instantly hear it. And obviously the one that comes to mind for probably a lot of people is Friends. Yeah, straight away.
Starting point is 00:16:05 You know, the classic song from the Friends opener. But also, I mean, The Simpsons is up there. As soon as you hear that, you can see the clouds parting for me. And then straight away. Into Springfield. Into Springfield Elementary. Yeah, nuclear power plant. And then he jumps out the window, goes around the corner,
Starting point is 00:16:26 then marges in the supermarket, scans Maggie. It's a classic. And oh, we're at the nuclear power plant. It's a classic, absolute classic TV show opener. What about, and I thought, what are some of the best ones of all time? Yep. What would it be for you? I don't know if it's the best of all
Starting point is 00:16:45 time, but for me, the one that brings back the most memories is the South Park theme song. Interesting. I was never allowed to watch this show. Neither was I. But I figured out how to program the VCR so I could get it to tape South Park while my parents were
Starting point is 00:17:04 watching a different channel and then I had it on tape there to watch when they went home. Smart. Yeah, badass. What about you producers? What brings back memories for you? Mine would have been I didn't watch a lot of TV as a kid, like not a lot, so it was more so
Starting point is 00:17:19 what Dad was watching. It was this song here. CSI. Yeah. CSI. Yeah, CSI. What kind of kid is not watching a lot of TV? I can't remember vividly watching a lot of cartoons or off the top of my head. You're such a weird guy. But how good is CSI? CSI was a great show.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It's great, but for a 10-year-old? I don't know about that. Maybe not for a 10-year-old. What about you, Producer Ellie? Oh, I've gone with a real nostalgia hit here, and I hope there's people out there who love this as much as I did, but it's the Full House theme song. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Do I remember this? Yeah, and it pans to the shot of San Francisco. That's right, that's right. And the Olsen twins, and oh, it's the best. Whatever happened to you? I love this song. And they're coming up the all. Yeah. It's the best. Whatever happened to you? I love this song. And they're coming up the hill in the tram in the camera. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Oh, I want to watch it. Yeah. Did they use the same song for Fuller House? They did, yeah. They did. That was an absolute stinker. Yeah. Oh, of course, also, you can't go past.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Our whole universe was in a banger. Why are we playing this crap? What a big banger, am I right? What a hell of a yes. If we're talking greatest TV theme songs of all time, you can't go past the greatest TV show of all time, The Big Bang Theory. That's been banned on our show.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Because Brie misses it too much since it finished. It's been banned. Hey! Okay, it's enough. Sing it, Brie. Do you know this theme song is like two minutes long? Two minutes too long. The song that set me off last night was from the classic afternoon show,
Starting point is 00:18:54 The Saddle Club. Oh, yes. That was a great show. Hello world. This is me. Life should be. Oh, yeah yeah Fun for everyone Life is easy if you wear a smile
Starting point is 00:19:12 Just be yourself, don't ever change your style You are you I and me will be free Hello world Everyone wanted to be those girls. Yeah, I did. Am I right, Ellie? I did. Well, maybe not the guys, be those girls. Yeah, I did. Am I right, Ellie? I did.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Well, maybe not the guys, but the girls. Ben, you ever seen Sandal Club? Nah, I watched it to play this and I was like, God, I hope this is the right one. He's never seen a cartoon. He's busy watching. There wasn't a cartoon. Oh, I did.
Starting point is 00:19:41 We want your suggestions on our 800 dials at M. What's the song, the theme song to the TV show that brings it all back for you? Yeah, what's the best TV show theme song of all time, baby? Of all time! Of all time. You can text us on 9696 or you can call through now, 0800 dials at M, and we'll get some of those on next.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Zid M, Spree and Clint, the podcast. What are some of the best TV themes ever? What takes you back to a show straight away when you hear it? Yeah, that's what we've asked you this afternoon after Brie was reminiscing on her favourite show of all time, The Big Bang Theory. I'm so sick of this joke. Even though it's over.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Don't, because people think I like this crap show. You always have the memories. Except who you are, man. I hate this show. I hate it's over. Don't because people think I like this crap show. You always have the memories. Except who you are, man. I hate this show. I hate it so much. We're getting a lot of good suggestions though. There is a lot of good suggestions coming through on the text machine, like the nanny.
Starting point is 00:20:38 She was walking in a bridal shop and flashing queens till her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. Iconic. Iconic. Iconic. Absolutely iconic. Grand Drescher in that show was amazing. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:20:50 It was so good. What about the mid-2000s classic, The O.C.? See, that's an example of a great TV show theme song that was so big it crossed over to get played on the radio. Exactly. It made a hit for that band, Phantom Planet. And I reckon this is one of my favourite Phantom Planet songs of all time. Same. Similar story
Starting point is 00:21:11 with Friends. Yeah, same. Also. It's one of my favourite remembrance song is that one of the Friends thing. It's my absolute favourite. Yeah. It's so iconic. So we're asking you what's the best TV theme song of all time. Hi, Kate.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Hi, Ash. What do you think, Kate? Definitely McLeod's Daughters. Definitely. I pretty much nearly lived the life of a McLeod's Daughter. Yeah, but you wanted to be a McLeod's Daughter growing up, didn't you? Kind of. Yeah. Let's go,'s daughter. Yeah, but you wanted to be a McLeod's daughter growing up, didn't you? Kind of. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I went. Let's go, Susie. Hi, Susie. Hi. What was it for you, Susie? Well, just randomly, I've come back up in conversation with my flatmates, but it's Angela Anaconda.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Oh, yep. Angela, hey, hello. Welcome to my Marion show. Do you remember that show, Clint? I'll introduce my friends to you. Oh, no, it's Nick. It is, too. It's a Nickelodeon show, eh? Welcome to my very own show. I'll introduce my friends to you. Oh no, it's Nick. It's a Nickelodeon show, eh? It is, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It was kind of made out of cutouts from magazines and they put cartoons together. That Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network era, that's iconic. It is. I do remember it. What about you, Sam? What was it for you? Oh, mine is probably
Starting point is 00:22:27 Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh, yes. This would really win, I reckon. I think this is possibly the greatest TV show theme of all time. If you went to a Will Smith concert, you would expect him to do this, right? You'd want him to do it, yep. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:46 That's a good one, Sam. He still does it every single time he goes on Graham Norton. He does, yeah. Hey, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi. What's the TV theme for you, mate?
Starting point is 00:22:57 Definitely good old 90s Pokemon. This is my childhood. It's so good. Be with me, Adam. I need to edit him in now. I think this is the instrumental. Oh. Thanks, Amber.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Anton, what's the best TV theme song of all time? I'm coming back away, but Malcolm in the Middle was pretty good. Oh. Yes, no, maybe the Middle was pretty good. Oh. Yes. Wait for the drop. Before the dad from Malcolm in the Middle fell on hard times
Starting point is 00:23:38 and started selling meth. That's right. Yeah. Right to that. Yeah. Let's go to Jason. Jason, greatest TV theme song of all time? Guess what?
Starting point is 00:23:48 You've already played it. Oh, I've already played it. Rembrandt. Yeah. It is good. Yeah, these are all good. My brother's weighing in on Facebook Messenger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:00 He reckons it's Dragon Ball Z. Oh! He reckons it's Dragon Ball Z Rock the dragon I was so attracted to the Trunks character Oh you like Trunks? Like weirdly attracted to him Not Goku? Not Gohan? No it was Trunks that did it for me. I thought you were more of a Vegeta girl.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Don't mind a bit of Vegeta. Special commendation to... this. Rag Rats theme song and also this. Are you ready, kids? Aye, aye, Captain! I can't hear you! Aye, aye, Captain! Oh! I can do this all day.
Starting point is 00:24:54 It's so good. Next on the show, some aviation news. We've got to get back to our roots, Bree, which is maritime and aviation-based news, and we'll bring you some after this. Bree and Clint, ZM. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Starting point is 00:25:10 SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We've got a bit of aviation news, guys. We are the leading show in New Zealand for maritime and aviation-based news, so let's head to the aviation desk i already knew you changed it i already knew you changed it it's not funny anymore you've already done it all right you've already messed with it already messed with our
Starting point is 00:25:34 reputation it's like is that the wrong kind of plane that was not a plane that was you are you wanting a bigger i'd wanted a regular sound effect it's's not funny. It's not funny. It's like if One News, the country's leading news source, led with a fake prank story every night. Once, funny. If they did, on tonight in news, Donald Trump shit his pants.
Starting point is 00:25:56 And then afterwards, they're like, just kidding. That'd be funny. The funny part is that- But then the second or third time, it's like, oh, cool. We don't believe your news anymore. The funny part- People are going to stop believing our aviation news.
Starting point is 00:26:06 It's how worked up you get. That's the funniest part for me. It's change back now. It's change back. I'm not pushing it. I don't care. No, because I've done this before. I've done this before.
Starting point is 00:26:18 No, we're not doing it. He's kicked off. He's finally cracked. I'm at a party. I don't want to be it. ZDM Spree and Clint. He's finally cracked. I'm at a party, I don't want to be a... ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint. It's Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber, I don't care. Don't you?
Starting point is 00:26:34 No, I don't. No, I don't. We've moved on now. Aviation news is cancelled. We don't do it anymore. Lindsay Lohan is in Australia at the moment. And wherever she goes drama seems to follow
Starting point is 00:26:46 she was meant to be on an episode of the Australian Have You Been Paying Attention yeah as a guest spot yeah you know they get people in there as like a guest host for a bit she didn't show up which is the first blowout but some celebrities do this
Starting point is 00:27:02 especially the controversial ones they'll send through a list of topics that are off limits. Yeah. And I've experienced this a lot with interviewing celebs. Like it's quite common. What one is the one that springs to mind for you? When I spoke to Selena Gomez, I wasn't allowed to talk about Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:27:17 That'd be a pretty standard one back in the day for her. Yeah. Do you want to know what Lindsay Lohan's no-goes were? Yeah, what's on the banned topic list for speaking to Lindsay Lohan? Currently, not allowed to talk about her MTV Beach Club reality show Oh yeah, because it bombed It closed down, didn't it? Yeah, it did
Starting point is 00:27:34 Her club You're not allowed to talk about her on-off friendship with Paris Hilton Yeah, because they hate each other Yeah, but that's good gear Yeah, I mean, that's interesting. You're not allowed to talk about her family. She's got that crazy dad. I think she's estranged
Starting point is 00:27:52 with her dad now. I think her family explains a lot of the reason why she is the way she is. And they stole money off her. You're not allowed to talk about drugs and alcohol. Oh, boring. What's left? And you're not allowed to talk about her love life or her numerous arrests. That's everything.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Gave me an idea, though. You currently are about to embark on a round of interviews for Celebrity Treasure Island, where instead of being the person who normally conducts the interview like me and you do, where we have a guest in, you're the guest. I know, I have to do the media rounds. I've got to go to the hits and over to flavour. You've got to do radio stations.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I'm actually doing breakfast television too. Excellent. Why don't we do this? Why don't we put together a list of no-go topics for you? Yeah, let's put together a list and then send them over to the hits and see how they react. Before your interview. So I've got a list of no-go topics for you here. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I'm thinking, and maybe producer Ben, we could get this on like official TVNZ letterhead or something so it looks official. Yeah, that's easy. Easy as. Cool. Should we get it sent from the PR person over at TVNZ? From someone official.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it doesn't come from in our team so they think it's legit. So something along the lines of, thank you for taking this interview with Brie Thomasel, host of Celebrity Treasure Island. She's excited to be here. Please be aware the following topics are off limits. Please do not ask about her new relationship
Starting point is 00:29:16 with fellow contestant, Zach Guilford. I don't like to talk about it at the moment. It is early days. Please understand if you're catering the interview, Brie is paleo, but she doesn't want to talk about it at the moment. It is early days. Please understand if you're catering the interview, Brie is paleo, but she doesn't want to talk about it. Please do not bring up the episode of Celebrity Treasure Island where Brie wets her pants. It's a sore point for me.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I don't want to talk about it. The rest are jokes. That one's not a joke. That one's serious. Yeah, it's serious. Oh, please do not talk about how Br one's serious. Yeah, it's serious. Oh, please do not talk about how Brie has a guide dog but she is not blind.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Controversial, but I stand by... You paid for it. Yeah, I paid for it. You paid good money for that guide dog. I stand by Stormy. Yeah. If a blind person wants it, they can buy it off you at a fair market price. And please don't bring up the fact that Brie doesn't believe in global warming.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Okay, well, that one's not true. I love how I'm like, that one's not true, but the guide dog one. Yeah, exactly. You're cool with that. Cool, a free dog. Sweet. We typed this up. When is your interview?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Next Friday. Next Friday. Not tomorrow, but next Friday. Okay, if anyone is... And let's put hidden cameras in the studio. In the Hit Studio. So we can see if the studio announces kick off. If you have any other good demands for Brie's no-go list,
Starting point is 00:30:36 you can text us on 9696. We're happy to add to it. Yeah, we're taking suggestions. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Picking a movie based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. The stats don't lie. We've played this game 23 times this year, and Brie has won 17 of those games. Good stat. You go head-to-head with her. Lauren, I will read out movie plots,
Starting point is 00:31:17 and if you can guess what the movie is before she does, you'll win the game, okay? Okay. You're playing for tickets to the movies as well. Both of you, your buzzer is your name, and don't wait for me to finish, okay? Okay. You're playing for tickets to the movies as well. Both of you, your buzzer is your name and don't wait for me to finish, okay? Just chime in as soon as you think you know what it is. Good luck to everybody. First movie.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that their planet has an expiry date. With the warnings of... Brie. Armageddon. Armageddon is incorrect. It's a free guess for you, Lauren. Um, I don't know yet.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Okay, no problems. I'll continue. With the warnings of an American scientist, world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of a select member group, a select group of Brie. Interstellar. Interstellar is incorrect.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Lauren. Oh, Lauren. Passengers. Passengers, incorrect. They've been in preparations for the survival of an elite group of societal members. Brie. Brie. Independence Day.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Independence Day, wrong. Lauren. Who the hell is it? Lauren. I don't know. There's so many movies that have the same plot line. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis tries to lead his family to safety
Starting point is 00:32:32 as the world starts falling apart. I haven't seen this. You're going to have to start giving out clues. The title of the movie is A Certain Year. Great, 2012. 2012 is correct. I actually thought that one earlier. Neither of you deserve a point
Starting point is 00:32:49 for that one, but Brie gets it. Okay, here we go. More sci-fi. Oh, damn it. I'm not really good at sci-fi. That's a clue. Okay, well, if you're not good at sci-fi, I'll skip to the last one first. Oh, what? No, I'd rather go one all, so we can have a tiebreaker. Okay, A Murderer. It's the second movie. A Murder in Paris' Louvre Museum and last one first. Oh, what? No, I'd rather go one all so we can have a tiebreaker. Okay. A murderer.
Starting point is 00:33:06 It's the second movie. A murder in Paris' Louvre Museum and cryptic clues. Oh, Lauren. Lauren. The Da Vinci Code. Yeah, girl. Yeah, we're on.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I've never seen it. Is it good? Yeah, it's a goodie. Tom Hanks. Oh, yeah, I do like Tom Hanks. I haven't seen it either. You've never seen it. Third and...
Starting point is 00:33:22 No, I watched a Tom Hanks movie on the weekend. What was it? Oh, you can't even seen it. Third and, I watched a Tom Hanks movie on the weekend. What was it? Oh, you can't even remember it. That one where he's you've got mail. Oh, you've got mail. Yeah, it's new on Netflix actually. Yes. Yes. From 1998. I also watched it.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Okay, here's the last movie and this is the tie breaker. Lauren, you get this. You're off to the movies, okay? Okay. Third movie. Someone becomes stranded on Earth. This someone is discovered and befriended by a young Brie. E.T. E.T.'s correct.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Well done. Yeah! I do a good E.T. Do you want to hear it? You do a good E.T.? If I do a good enough E.T., then Lauren gets the tickets. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:00 All right. E.T. Phone home. It's actually not bad. Yes, fair. All right. Okay. Fun. Home. It's actually not bad. Yes, Lauren, you're going to the movie. It's one of those ones I wanted to hate it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:34:15 It's Panic at the Disco and High Hopes. News out today. Why do you say it like that? Oh, no reason. High Hopes. Well, it's particularly pertinent because there's news out today that the next season of Netflix Narcos is going to be filmed on a West Auckland beach.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Bethel's. Bethel's beach, yeah. Yeah, I heard that too. They've scouted the beach and they said it's the perfect spot. It's based on a true story because today police have found $3 million of cocaine washed up on the shore. Have you seen the photograph of it? Of the packages?
Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah, they're like big bricks of cocaine wrapped in like blue cling film. 19 packages totaling what police have said about a street value of $3 million of coke. That's what they've recovered. And they're all loose and they're popping up one by one. So what has happened is people have gone to the beach, concerned citizens obviously. Of course, just to see if they could help. Yeah, who don't want
Starting point is 00:35:16 this stuff falling into the wrong hands have been flocking to West Auckland's Bethel's beach to see if they can lend a hand. I actually have a friend who in our Facebook group chat has messaged to say that he actually swung by the beach today
Starting point is 00:35:29 to have a look. Yeah. Again. All guarded by police, isn't it? Exactly. He said he got there and he pulled up,
Starting point is 00:35:35 there's like a public parking spot and he pulled his car in and he looked beside him and there was an undercover cop in his car just sitting there. To see if they'd turn up looking for it.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess. See if the gang would'd turn up looking for it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess. See if the gang would show up to look for it. Yeah. And I guess also to give the concerned citizens a handshake and a certificate of commendation. And say, thanks so much for coming down. We appreciate your concern.
Starting point is 00:35:57 We know that's why you're here, but we've got it under control. Oh, you reckon that? I thought they'd just give them like an area and say, this is your area. Obviously, whatever you find. Whatever washes up in this area, you reckon that? I thought they'd just give them like an area and say, this is your area. Obviously, whatever you find. Whatever washes up in this area, you let us know about it. Is ocean cocaine still good? Like, can you take it if it's been in the ocean?
Starting point is 00:36:13 Why are you looking at the producers like they've done ocean cocaine? Well, no, I mean from a scientific, I don't know. I don't know. From your guys' experience. If it's been in the ocean And it's like soaked up salt water And then you do the cocaine Is it like I'm pretty sure it's fine
Starting point is 00:36:30 Because from the look of those packages They like tighten it so much That no water can get into it That's why they're still whole bricks I mean is it I don't mean should you do it I mean like is it still valuable I don't know
Starting point is 00:36:42 Well wouldn't it mean someone has to do it For it to be valuable? Because cocaine's making me thirsty. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's been in the ocean for a bit. That's a real story at Bethel's Beach. The same beach. Where do you think it came from?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Drug ship that went under. Could it be like that movie Paul Walker was on? You know that movie? Fast and the Furious? No, it was the other movie, Into the Blue. And a plane carrying all this cocaine crashed into the ocean and then
Starting point is 00:37:11 all the cocaine was stuck inside the cabin and then the cabin started to wilt away so the cocaine started to float to the surface. Right, okay. Could it be that? Could be. No, honestly, where has it come from? It'll be a shipment coming from Australia. It'll be on a boat coming from Australia.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I can't believe that actually happens. No, not Australia. Where else is it going to come from? Where all cocaine comes from. Colombia. Exactly. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, Bree and Clint's Lettuce Loaf Banger.
Starting point is 00:37:42 All this week, your chance to get along to the All Blacks versus Wallabies test at Eden Park on the 17th of August. That's next Saturday. You'll also see the Black Ferns, who are playing as well against the Australian women's team. Double header for the price of one. All you've got to do is figure out what our Blitterslow banger is. That's right.
Starting point is 00:38:00 We've got a rugby commentator to do a song that's currently on the ZM playlist. And you just got to tell us title of the song and name of artist. Anna's here first. Hey, Anna. Hi. You've been to an All Blacks game before? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Let's see if we can get you there. Hayley, hello. Hello. Hello. You know the deal. We need your name as a buzzer. I'll start the song. If you want to have a go at it before the song is finished,
Starting point is 00:38:25 feel free. You can buzz in. I'll stop the song. However, you only get one guess. That's right. And we need artists and title of song. Are you ready, girls? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Good luck. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that bitch. Even when I'm crying crazy. Yeah, I got boy problems. That's the human in me. Bling, bling, then I solve them. That's the goddess in me.
Starting point is 00:38:44 You could have had a bad bitch, not commit I'll help you with your career, just a little Anyone? I have no idea Nothing You got no idea whatsoever, that's okay We have people on standby who are going to give this a go Let's go to Grace
Starting point is 00:38:59 Hi Grace Hi Grace Hello Don't give it to us just yet, we've got to put you up against Todd Hi Todd Hi Toddy Hey guys Same deal, I'm going to kick the same song off, okay Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hello. Don't give it to us just yet. We've got to put you up against Todd. Hi, Todd. Hi, Toddy. Hey, guys. Same deal.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I'm going to kick the same song off, okay? Buzz in with your name. If you think you know what it is, we need artist and song title for our Blitterslow banger. I just took a DNA test. Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd. Is it Truth Hurts My Liver? Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Todd, you're off to see the All Blacks. Don't wait till they got a week. Don't text me, tell this bitch in my face. Todd, you're off to see the All Blacks. I tried the other night and I lost out, but... Not this time, mate. Not second time around. Persistence, you're through, and you are coming with Bree and I. We're both going to the All Blacks game with you guys if you get in there this week.
Starting point is 00:39:41 It's going to be a good little crew. If you want to support the All Blacks, you can by tagging them in your post and using hashtag Back Black. And if you want to be at the Bledisloe, make sure you get your tickets now from ticketmaster.co.nz. Don't wait.
Starting point is 00:39:55 ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Speaking of bangers, let's find out what was top of the charts on some people's 16th birthdays. Steve's here. Hey, Steve. Hello, Steve.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Great. That's good. What's your birthday, Steve? 30th of November, 1987.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Okay. You were 16 in 2003 on the 30th of November, and on that day, this topped the charts. Beyonce and Chunder Paul. Baby Boy. I like that one, Steve. What do you think? Not a fan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Steve tells it like it is. I like the honesty. Yeah. Okay, that like it is. Could have been better. I like the honesty. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Let's go to Robert. Hey, Robert. Hello, Rob.
Starting point is 00:40:51 G'day, how's it going, guys? Good, thank you, mate. What's your birthday? 10th April, 1963. All right, Robert, you were 16 in 1979 on the 10th of April, and back in the 70s this was number one. My mum Robert is going to lose her shiznit when she hears this.
Starting point is 00:41:16 The Bee Gees. 79. I love the Bee Gees. 79 seems a bit late for disco to still be going on. I mean I wasn't there and you were only 16, Robert, but you know. Okay. Those were the days. Those were the days.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Let's get one more. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 18th of September, 1988. All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 18th of September,
Starting point is 00:41:45 and this is your birthday banger. Sierra and My Goodies. That's good. Do you like that? I do, yeah. What a change. Is this, I mean, all of her videos have got the great dancing, but is this the first time you were like, whoa, she moves like a freak? I do. What a change. Is this, I mean, all of her videos have got the great dancing,
Starting point is 00:42:08 but is this the first time you were like, whoa, she moves like a freak. She is a crazy dancer. Yeah. It's this for me. This is my birthday banger winner. I know you're conflicted because you've got family history. I'm conflicted though, Christy, because if I don't pick Tragedy by the Bee Gees, I won't be invited to Christmas. Are you scared of your mum?
Starting point is 00:42:24 I'm very scared of my mother. Well, she's not here. Yeah, but she could be listening. This is your chance to carve your own life out in a different country and say, Mum, I'm an adult now and I like Sierra. Alright, first person. Also, remember what you told me about Sierra that time?
Starting point is 00:42:40 When you saw that Sierra music video? Let's not bring that up on the radio. Bree said... No, let's not bring that up on the radio. Bree said... No, let's not bring that up on the radio. I can say it in a PG way. Okay. You said it changed something about you. It was some kind of awakening.
Starting point is 00:42:53 I felt things. Do it as a tribute to that. My goodies, my goodies, my goodies, not my goodies. What would the producers pick? It's not on the... You haven't even made a decision yet. You can't go to the producers until you've made a decision. What do people on the text machine want?
Starting point is 00:43:08 Grow it. 9-6-9-6. Grow it. I'm scared. I know you're scared. Okay, okay, okay. Fine. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Let's play goodies. There we go. God, that was painful. Christy, you win birthday bagger. Congratulations. Yay, Christy. I'm going to regret this. I know it.
Starting point is 00:43:31 I got a sick reputation for handling bras. All I need is me a few seconds more. And that's a wrap. Tell the lady to bring my lap. And I ain't coming back so you can put a car right there. I'm the truth. And I ain't got nothing to prove. And you can ask anybody cause they seem to do it
Starting point is 00:43:46 Barricades, I run right through them I'm used to them, throw all the dirt you want There's no use though, still won't have a pen up In a fabulous room, bone up back Picking out a basket of fruit Yeah, freaking P.D. love you too You know how I do it You may look at me and think that I'm
Starting point is 00:44:03 Just a young girl, but I'm not Just a girl, baby, this is what I'm looking for Sexy and up in the ground, it's been the type that's getting stoned I'm not being too dramatic, that's the way I got it, have it I bet you want to party, bet you gonna party Got you more hot than butter, make us a chocolate butter Looking for the goodies, keep on looking Cause they stay in the jar, oh, oh, oh, oh Just because you drive a Fiends
Starting point is 00:44:39 I'm not going home with you You won't get no Nikki You're the cookies, I'm no fucking fool I'm sexy, independent, I ain't with it, so you already know I'm not being too dramatic, that's the way I got it Heaven, no, ain't no fake, tryna hate, but I'm not gonna I'm not being too dramatic, it's just how I got it Heaven, I bet you want to party, bet you gonna party
Starting point is 00:45:09 Got you all hyped and blotted, make us all talk and party All the goodies, keep on looking cause they stay in the jar Oh, oh, oh, oh So damn hot but so young, still got milk in your tongue, slow down, no warning We ain't got long, hey Sean, you're the whole thing You think you bad, but you ain't bad, I'll show you what bad is Bad is when you capable of beating the bad I've been working at it ever since I came to this planet
Starting point is 00:45:38 I ain't quite there yet, but I'm getting better at it Matter of fact, let me tell it to you one more time All I got to do is tell a girl who I am. Ain't no chick in here that I can't have. Bada boom, bada bam, bada bam. You're insinuating that I'm hot with these goodies, boy, you're not. Just for any of the many minutes trying to get on top. No, you can't call me later.
Starting point is 00:46:02 And I don't want your number. I'm not changing stories. Just respect the play I'm playing I bet you want the goodies, bet you got a body Got you all hyped and wild, man, cause I talk about it Looking for the goodies, but I'm looking cause they stay in the jar Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. I bet you want the goodies. Bet you thought about it. Got you all hot and bottle.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Make us all talk about it. Keep on looking cause they stay in the jar. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Yeah. From Sierra and Goodies. Made me feel things again. Today.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I'm alive. Hit you on your special spot. Certain type of flutters. Brie is feeling a deep sense of conflict, though, because she's gone against the entire Thomas L clan by not selecting the Bee Gees for Birthday Banger. I really regret it, because when is that song going to come up again?
Starting point is 00:47:13 We did try to get... I don't know, but it's okay. Don't worry about it. This is not even the best Bee Gees song. Someone on the text machine said, Bree, there are no words for the crime you've just committed. I think you're scared because we got told off by Ross about Eagle Rock last week. Yeah, get out of my head, Ross.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Piss off. He's shaking you. What happened to the old Bree who just did whatever she wanted? Shut up. I'm still here. You've changed since you went on TV. Fine, I'm going to swear on the radio right now. You ready?
Starting point is 00:47:40 You've gone mainstream. You used to be a voice for the people and and now you're just towing the company line. I'm just going to drop F-bombs on the radio now. Are you? Yep. Go on then. No, I'm scared. I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Next on the show, we will endeavour to find ZM's youngest homeowner. Is that you? Probably not. You're probably working your third job right now, and we don't have time to talk to us, but we'll attempt it next. This might be the most depressing piece of radio you've heard all week.
Starting point is 00:48:15 I just want to talk about Auckland house prices for a minute. Come on, mate. Just because you own your own house, some of us don't. I'm just pretending that it's boring. I'm actually fascinated by Auckland house prices. You are. I've got skin in the game, baby. You know you're getting old when you're like fascinated by the house game.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I'm going to be really honest with you too. This is what happens. Before you own a house, you're like, bloody house prices are disgusting. How can they charge a million dollars for a house? For just one house? It's disgusting. We've got to bring them down. Then the minute you own a house, for just one house? It's disgusting. We've got to bring them down.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Then the minute you own a house, you're like, send them up, baby. Send those prices up. Push them on up. Yeah. Push them on up. You're like, oh, God, it's horrible. No one can afford a house. But seriously, push them up.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Well, they're saying they're looking at, obviously, the city's median house price in Auckland. And back in July, it's actually falling. So last year it was around $877,000 for the median house price in Auckland. It's a stupid amount of money. And it's now fallen to last July to $825,000. So considerable amount. And they think it's going to keep going, but they reckon it's also.
Starting point is 00:49:23 It's not good. Yeah, I know. They reckon, especially for homeowners. That aside, apart from the fact that I'm not going to get rich out of this house, it's not good for the economy. Because that's your main concern, isn't it? No, people can't be losing money. You can't owe more on a house than it's worth.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Yeah. Because then there's a problem. Well, that's the real issue. And there's another issue because it's actually scaring off first time homeowners. They don't want to buy any houses. They don't want to buy a house anymore because it's, yeah,
Starting point is 00:49:54 because they reckon it's going to fall even more. So they reckon it's scaring them off. They're waiting until, it's like when you see some stuff on sale, like towards close to the end of winter, you're like, I do need that jacket now, but I reckon they'll slash it a bit more. I'll wait for the 70% off sale. You reckon that's what it is? I don't know, but if it's falling, get in.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Because they'll go back up. Because how old were you when you bought your first place? 29. Okay. That's not super young. I'm alright. I'm just saying. It's the age you are right now. Yeah, okay. Alright. I definitely don't own a house right now. I wanted to find. It's the age you are right now. Yeah, okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I definitely don't own a house right now. I wanted to find New Zealand's youngest homeowner. Oh, right, okay. They'll definitely be younger than 29. Yeah, you'd think so, especially people who aren't living in Auckland because they're smart. Oh, so you'll take them from anywhere in the country? Anywhere in the country.
Starting point is 00:50:41 I just want the youngest homeowner right now. I'm 11 and I just bought two properties in Gore. Okay, well that's depressing maybe. You know. I don't know what we'll get. I don't know what we'll get. I actually don't even know if we broadcast to Gore. I hope we do.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I don't know though. How good's Gore? You've never been. We should go for a trip there. What do you want? What do you want? I want the youngest homeowners in New Zealand to call now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. And I want the age you were when you first purchased your first home.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Okay. Subcategory if your parents helped you. But we'll still take it. We'll still take it. We'll still take it. We'll see what we can find. ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast.
Starting point is 00:51:19 So they're saying now that house prices, especially in Auckland, are now dropping. Going backwards. First-time homeowners or homebuyers are running from the market because it worries them a little bit. I would have thought it would be the opposite because then you're like, let's get into the market now. Not to get too financial on it, but the Reserve Bank has just cut the official cash rate by a whole half a percent,
Starting point is 00:51:45 which means that interest rates are now at record lows I'm bored I'm so bored money has never been cheaper are you done? I'm just giving out
Starting point is 00:51:54 some advice mate cool don't come to me when you're in your 30s and you're still renting and you're like shit I wish I'd listened to Clint
Starting point is 00:51:59 when he talked about the OCR cut I'm boring myself now okay good you want to know ZM's youngest homeowner We talked about the OCR cut. I'm boring myself now. Okay, good. You want to know Zidim's youngest homeowner? Yeah, how old were you, or how young were you, rather, when you bought your first house? Hi, Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Hey. Chelsea, tell us, how old were you? 19. Chelsea, you're depressing me. Where? I'm sorry. Where'd you buy it? In Papakura.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Papakura. That's Auckland. That's a good spot sorry. Where did you buy it? In Papakura. Papakura. That's Auckland. That's a good spot. And how did you do it, Chelsea? Well, while all of our friends were partying and drinking, me and my husband now stayed at home saving our money. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Yeah. I hated him at the time, but absolutely. I was hoping it wasn't that answer. Yeah. You know what? I want the house, but not the sacrifice. Hey't that answer. Yeah. You know what? I want the house, but not the sacrifice. Hey, Jamali. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Jamali, how old were you when you bought your first house? I was 18 with my partner. Oh, that's even younger. So not only were you 18, you were smart enough and mature enough within your relationship to go, hey, let's make a lifelong investment together. Yeah. And where was it, Jamali? In the Naki. Oh, good spot.
Starting point is 00:53:09 I do love the Naki. Are you guys still together? Yeah. You are. And how many houses do you have now? I'm only 19. Oh, you're still 19. I'm 19 now and we bought it last year.
Starting point is 00:53:21 All right, we'll send you a housewarming gift. Wait there. Let's go to Cam. Hey, Cam. Hi, Cam. Hey, how's it going? Good. How old were you when you bought your first place, Cam?
Starting point is 00:53:29 I was also 18. And where'd you buy it, Cam? West Melton in Christchurch. Can I ask? This is a real person. Oh, first of all, how old are you now? You can ask him how much. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I'm 19 now. You're 19, so you bought it last year? Yeah, last year. How much did you pay? $780,000. Oh, my God! Okay, okay. Congratulations, and I'm not taking anything away from your purchase,
Starting point is 00:53:51 but did you have help from your parents? I didn't. Well, it was a series of events, but unfortunately my dad passed away when I was 11. Very sorry to hear that. No, it's all good. And then the inheritance money I used, I made a couple of real good investments and started a company and then used that profit
Starting point is 00:54:07 to get a mortgage. He'd be super proud of you, mate. Wait. Before he was 18, he made a series of smart investments, started a company. Who is this guy? Have you talked to Zuckerberg?
Starting point is 00:54:20 He'd want people like you on Facebook. I think what the girls Of ZM listening right now Want to know is Are you single? I'm not Sorry ladies No I'm not Damn it
Starting point is 00:54:30 I'm also way too old Are you happy? I don't know Oh I'm stoked I'm yeah I love love to the fullest Yeah That's fine
Starting point is 00:54:37 That's cool I just Yeah yeah Wonder if there's any cracks In the relationship So yeah is there any cracks In the One more
Starting point is 00:54:42 One more Hey Zoe Hi Zoe Hi Oh you sound young How old are you? I'm 18 Okay the relationship. So, yeah, is there any cracks in the... One more. One more. Hey, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Hi. Oh, you sound young. How old are you? I'm 18.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Okay. So, you're young. And how old were you when you bought your first place? Oh, 18. And where is it, Zoe? It's in Waiku, which is Auckland. Yes, I know where it is. Oh, Clint, aren't we happy for Zoe?
Starting point is 00:55:04 I am. I'm proud of you Zoe I'm so happy for you You made smart decisions And you deserve You deserve Your financial security What's your secret Um
Starting point is 00:55:14 Save, save, save But you gotta You gotta treat yourself Someday And Zoe Are you single Bree and Clint The podcast
Starting point is 00:55:23 ZM I'm just gonna be honest With you guys I have just left the studio I the podcast. ZM. I'm just going to be honest with you guys. I have just left the studio. I am currently in ZM's B studio at the moment. Brie is still in the main studio speaking with a couple of the contestants from Celebrity Treasure Island. In there
Starting point is 00:55:37 is Jodie Rimmer and Shannon Ryan. They've come, they're going for drinks after the show together and so they're just hanging out. What we're going to do is at the end of this next song, Brie and I are not going to be in the studio. We're going to just pretend we've got called off to somewhere else and our producers are going to force the celebrities to run the show. He's going to be like, guys, guys, they're not here. We need you to jump on the microphones and urgently, urgently do the show. So we don't know what the radio is going to sound like
Starting point is 00:56:05 next. We don't know if Jodie Rimmer and Shannon Ryan know how to do an emergency radio break. Does anyone? If you put them under pressure like that. But it's a bit of a prank and we're letting you guys know behind the scenes what is happening. So we'll see how it goes. ZM Spree and Clint
Starting point is 00:56:21 the podcast. Spree and Clint, but actually it's Jodie Rimmer right now from Treasure Island. We've just actually come in to's Brie and Clint the podcast Brie and Clint but actually it's Jodie Rimmer right now from Treasure Island we've just actually come in to pick
Starting point is 00:56:29 Brie up for work drinks but she's in the toilet that's a bit rude what do you think about that Shannon? Well it's put us
Starting point is 00:56:36 on the spot hasn't it? Because all of a sudden we have to be radio hosts but also like I actually I'm not going to tell her this but I actually really
Starting point is 00:56:43 liked working with Brie she was so funny you haven't told her yet? No I don't want to tell her this, but I actually really liked working with Brie. She was so funny. You haven't told her yet? No, I don't want to tell her I've got a crush on her. I think that's weird. All I've been doing since I wrapped on the show is talk to Brie about how much I love her. I keep writing I miss you, Brie, on her Instagram.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Is that embarrassing? So you like her, but I love her. That's why you're being silent about it. It's strange. Is that weird that I love her? Well, you should express it to her in person. No, I can't do that. That's awkward you're being silent about it. It's strange. Is that weird that I love her? It is. Well, you should express it to her in person. No, I can't do that. That's awkward. No, no, no. I can't. That's like, should I?
Starting point is 00:57:12 Do you reckon I should? Well, I think you've already done it. Oh, oh. Now's the opportunity. Wait, wait. Oh, no. Hi. I'm Bray. Oh, no. This was a test. Now we're talking about the weather. I feel like I'm stitched up here, Bree. This is meant to be a classic radio stitch-up,
Starting point is 00:57:27 and you guys are meant to be like, oh, oh, we don't know what we're doing. Oh, but you guys are too good at this. No, we're just talking about the weather, because there's a cold bomb going on. I was listening out in the office. You were talking about how you're both obsessed with me. Well, that's all we're really left with.
Starting point is 00:57:42 No, we're all obsessed with you. The 16 competitors are all obsessed with you because you were so funny. Should we kiss? I'm filming. I'm filming right now. Should we kiss? Also, also, also, do I not exist? No, you don't.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Wait, who are you? What's your name? Let's get back to the kiss. Let's get back to the kiss. Let's get back to the kiss. Are you filming this? I'm filming. Oh, no. Are we? No.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Oh, no. I've really shot myself in the foot. She's walking over. She's walking. Why are you afraid of this? Do you want the above? There's so many people in New Zealand right now. I was on the cover of the Ralph magazine a couple of years ago.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Okay, maybe 10. Here we go. Oh, my God. It's happening in three, two. Just a peck. Just a peck. Just a pash. I didn't realise she'd be so fearful.
Starting point is 00:58:30 This has really gone in a direction I didn't expect. This is actually about my life. Most people are scared of me. I got to play some ads. Do you want to do a radio kiss? Yeah, we'll do a peck. Three, two, one, go. Oh, that was intimate. Oh, cute. one, go. Oh, that was intimate.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Oh, cute. That was lovely. That was so motherly. I feel things. Oh. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This headline caught my attention this week, and it reads like this.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Mother decides to give birth to her husband's best friend's baby after the two men discussed the idea during a boozy night out. Whoa, that does not sound like a healthy relationship. So I assume her husband's... I want to see what you think. Her husband's best friend... Yeah, her husband's best friend is a guy.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Yep. And so they've used his semen to have a baby with Is his best friend's wife infertile? Is that what it is? No Okay You're completely off track So there's two couples Yeah
Starting point is 00:59:41 The two guys are best friends Yep And the women are friends as well. Cool. The two men, one guy says to his best mate, so we're trying to have a second baby. Yeah. But my wife can't carry the baby after complications with the first pregnancy.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Yeah. So the best friend goes, oh, let me ask my wife. She'll carry it for you. So essentially it is what i said except the guy has volunteered his wife instead no but they're not using their eggs or their semen it's their baby but the best friend's wife is carrying right right right she's surrogating it yes yeah okay yeah so she just they decided over a couple of drinks that the wife would be the surrogate it's actually a really nice story it is it sounds like a really nice story it's a couple of drinks that the wife would be the surrogate. It's actually a really nice story.
Starting point is 01:00:26 It sounds like a really nice story. It's a hell of a thing to offer up on your wife's behalf, though. Well, obviously she was okay with it because he obviously said, so I kind of promised you that you'd do this. What are you doing for the next nine months? I promised your womb to the Robinsons. Is that all right? Anyway, so she ended up carrying the baby,
Starting point is 01:00:47 and now they have a really healthy son, Riley. That's nice. Which is really cute. Yeah, it is. It's a big thing to do for someone, though. It is, but it means that for the rest of your life, you can borrow whatever you want off that friend. Sugar?
Starting point is 01:01:01 No worries. You can have it. Sugar? I'm talking chainsaw car if he gets a motorbike that you like go hey man do you mind if i borrow your motorbike just for a couple months and he'll be like oh a couple months ago i lent you my wife's womb damn it if you enjoyed this podcast why not give zm's fletchborn and megan a listen to subscribe on the iheart radio app or wherever you get your podcasts
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