ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 8th 2019
Episode Date: August 8, 2019Home Alone remakeNeighbour noteDean McCarthy live from LAWould you buy this house?What TV show had the best theme song?Aviation newsLinsay Lohan banned topicsWhat’s The Plot!Beach treasureBledisloe ...Banger Day 4Birthday Banger!Are you a young first home buyer?Celebrity Treasure island stitch upMother bestie birth storySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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ZM's Brie and Fletch!
Oh crikey Dick, we've just been re-listening to the Friday Jams live line-up
that is being announced tomorrow morning at 8am with Fletch, Fawn and Megan.
Holy mother! It just keeps going and going.
So the stage that this show is going to be performed on at Western Springs
is officially the biggest stage in New Zealand.
And then when you hear this line-up, you get it.
How many does it hold?
Western Springs?
Yeah.
50,000 people?
I feel like it's going to be close to that.
Yeah.
It's hectic and there is a lot in there.
I feel like there's something for everybody, which is really good.
Yeah, definitely.
Remember yesterday when I said I was sick of keeping it a secret?
Yeah.
And I said, text in 9696.
Yeah.
And I'll pick one of the numbers to text back from my phone.
Yeah.
To tell them one of the people in the lineup.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did that.
What did they...
Did you really?
Did you give away an artist?
Yeah.
I kept my promise.
Who's this random person out there that now knows the Friday Jams live?
Just one.
You know that the company can sue you for that, eh?
Can they?
Yeah, you signed a non-disclosure.
I'm just kidding.
If you want one, I've already done it now,
so if you want to text through 9696.
No, you just need to make sure that person doesn't talk for the next,
oh, just over 12, until 8 a.m. tomorrow morning.
It's fine.
Stacey and I have an agreement.
It's all good.
Stacey?
Her name's Stacey.
You guys are on first name basis now.
From the Naki.
Right.
8 o'clock tomorrow morning.
The full lineup for Friday Jams Live 2019 is revealed with Fletchbourne and Megan.
New Zealand's biggest throwback concert.
Speaking of throwbacks,
next on the show,
we want to talk about another movie
from our childhood that's being remade.
And it's already started, right?
Filming?
Yeah, well, I think it's already started,
the process.
They're not just talking about it.
Oh, no, no, it's happening.
It's happening.
I don't know how I feel about it.
No, I do know how I feel about it.
Bad.
I just don't feel like
the first one can be topped.
Or the second one.
Or the third.
No, the third one can be topped.
The third one can be topped.
Can we cancel the third one?
The third one.
See if you can figure it.
Maybe you already know what it is,
but we'll reveal what that is.
Another childhood classic movie
being remade.
It's the thing to do now.
No one makes any new movies.
You just remake an old one.
That's all you've got to do.
Hey, you'll make some of the money back.
Mm-hmm.
We'll reveal what it is after Billie Eilish and Bad Guy.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM.
Aren't we living in an age where all these movies from our childhood, Clint,
are now being remade?
Mm-hmm.
Even just this year. Yeah, we've seen them, what, are now being remade. Even just this year.
Yeah, we've seen them, what, Aladdin?
Lion King.
What else have they been talking about?
Little Mermaid's on the way.
Little Mermaid.
That might be it.
Sure, there's others.
Spider-Man.
There's always a new Spider-Man.
There's a new Batman on the way, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, remakes.
Yeah, remakes.
There's heaps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, remakes. Yeah, remakes. There's heaps.
There's plenty.
Now they're talking
about remaking
the 25-year-old film,
the classic Home Alone.
Come on!
Do your best, Kevin.
Hang on,
the mum saying Kevin?
The mum.
Or me being Kevin
forgotten?
No, the mum.
This is my house. I have to defend it.
I can do the mum.
Hang on.
We've got Kevin!
You give it a go.
God!
That's quite good as well.
That's quite good too.
I think we both had the pitch.
Producers, who did the best Kevin?
I'd probably give it to Brie.
Same.
Only because I'm a woman and he's a woman.
Yeah, only because she's a woman.
Women get everything.
About time we win something.
Yeah, so it's been 25 years since that movie came out.
That's such a long time ago. Yeah, that classic tale of child neglect.
The family who couldn't keep their own son within sight.
Even when I watch it now, I still love it.
You know how some movies just stay good?
One and two.
Yeah, but you know what I mean?
Some movies just...
You look at a 25-year-old other movie and you're like,
this is terrible.
There's about five of those movies in history
and they all get played
on TV at Christmas
yep
National Lampoon's Christmas
yes
that's such a good one
Home Alone
Home Alone
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
what's the
what's the romantic comedy
that you watch
every Christmas
Christmas with the cranks
no
no the one with
yes the classic
the British one
the British one Love The British one.
Love Actually.
Love Actually.
Love Actually.
What a great film.
And there's probably one more that gets played every Christmas.
Bad Santa.
Wizard of Oz.
Wizard of...
Does that get played at Christmas time?
Doesn't it?
I feel like it does.
I think producer Ellie's got it.
Oh, have you got it, Ellie?
Are you talking about The Holiday?
No.
No, The Holiday is great as well.
Cameron Diaz.
Jack Black.
Kate Winslet.
Jack Black.
Jude Law.
And Jude Law.
Come on!
Now, what's Jude Law?
I would even...
He's shorter than you think.
Still would.
You're not going to detour me, mate.
You're not going to detour me.
So, Home Alone gets remade.
No confirmation whether it's a movie or a TV show yet.
No.
If it's a TV show, that's a lot of times to forget them.
Like, if you're leaving them behind every episode,
that's a lot of times to forget.
Come on!
Yeah, like how, like, sooner or later,
Child Protective Services are going to come around and get that kid.
Yo, you guys don't deserve this kid.
Seriously.
Honestly.
This is the eighth time.
No wonder he went to live
with Michael Jackson.
Macaulay Culkin.
He went to Neverland.
Oh, touchy subject
at the moment, isn't it?
But it's true.
Can you guys hear that?
It's true.
Crickets.
Hang on, let me listen.
Let me listen.
Come on!
They're also remaking Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cheaper by the Dozen,
and Night at the Museum.
I thought they just made that film.
They've made like nine Night at the Museums.
Enough is enough.
That movie is what Ben Stiller does now.
That's his whole job.
That's what he does.
He lives at the museum now.
We were talking just before about the movies that get played every Christmas.
We said Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Love Actually, The Holiday, Wizard of Oz.
I know the other one.
Yeah.
Die Hard.
Die Hard.
Someone just texted in, yeah, Die Hard.
Die Hard's a good one.
Also National Lampoon's
Christmas
Yeah which also
Is known
By Griswold's
Family Christmas
Same movie
Same thing
Two titles
Weird
Also we asked you
Who did the best
Come on
From Home Alone
Producers said you
We've actually got
A proper side by side now
Mine
Heaven
And a testy boy And you We've actually got a proper side-by-side now. Mine. Heaven!
And a testy blowout.
And you.
Jesus.
That's my ears.
I'll probably go you now too.
I'll probably give it to you.
We'll rematch tomorrow.
Hey, story about Neighbours at War.
These come out quite a lot. I love these.
This one involves, it's not even a passive-aggressive note.
It's an aggressive note.
Okay.
And I'm going to read you the note.
Right.
And then I'm going to give you a twist.
Okay.
Okay.
So this was part, this neighbour was given a note from theirs,
left in their letterbox, I think.
Neighbour, please take pride and straighten up the exterior of your house.
Your eyesore is affecting the resale of our homes.
Who wants to buy a house near you and look at that daily?
Does not take much effort.
All you have to do is give a SHIT.
Do better with three exclamation marks.
The neighbour doesn't mow their lawns.
Right.
Is the gist of the story.
God, that's an aggressive note.
It's a very aggressive way to go about it.
Also, not really.
What?
Oh, like that's hard. Is it their business?
Yes. Yes.
Mow your lawns. Not to write a note like that.
No, not to write a note like that. I don't agree with that.
But have a little bit of pride in the
appearance of your home. Yeah, but it's their property.
Yeah, but everyone else is...
I don't want to side on the
note giver's side because
the person who received the note has won this battle.
They have then posted it to social media
and revealed that they have four children,
one of which has autism
and has just contracted a rare form of cancer
and they don't have time to mow the lawns
because they're constantly at the hospital
trying to look after this child.
Are they a single mum?
Yes.
Oh, well now how bad do you feel, neighbour?
Mm-hmm.
So all of this could have been avoided if you'd just gone over and gone,
hey, I just noticed that you don't mow your lawns.
Did you need a hand?
Do you need a hand?
That would be a nice way to do it.
Yeah.
Now you're like a total a-hole because you've passed a note.
And that's why you don't write notes to people.
That's why you don't write notes,
because you don't know what someone else is going through.
Exactly right.
You don't.
So you know what I would do?
What?
I'd go over to his lawn,
and I would take a...
What, a big fat...
I would take a big fat...
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
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The Latest. Live iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, you've got the latest about Tyrese
and the Fast and Furious franchise.
Oh, I love a petty feud.
They're my favourite types of feuds.
Here's what happened today.
Tyrese, who of course is one of the stars
of the Fast and Furious franchise,
has turned and had a little hissy fit today on social media
because, as you may know, The Rock and Jason Statham
did a spin-off film called Hobbs and Shaw,
which hit the market, I guess, probably out last weekend, actually.
It made $180 million at the cinemas,
which is great, but not the best in terms of a Fast and Furious franchise.
And so Tyrese went on social media today slamming The Rock saying,
you know, you broke up our family,
talking about the Fast and Furious family by doing a spinoff,
and said that Hobbs and Shaw had the lowest rating since,
lowest of the Fast and Furious franchises since Tokyo Drift.
So he slammed him and he, of course, has since deleted the tweets.
But I'm sure The Rock, who made $130 million last year,
probably doesn't really care.
Yeah, it's an interesting one because it's only The Rock
and I guess Jason Statham that are in the Fast and Furious franchise now.
No Ludacris, no Vin Diesel is an interesting one.
No Vin Diesel, it's not a real Fast and the Furious movie.
No, no, it's a total spin-off and they're just going off the hype of that.
But Tyrese hasn't come out of it looking good.
Like, he looks real like...
Oh, he hasn't done the right thing.
But he's proposed...
I actually saw this post
because I saw another account scraped it
and reposted it.
And he's asking that The Rock
please get everybody back together
for the 10th one.
So, because this is the 9th Fast and the Furious movie.
So, you absolutely ripped The Rock to shreds on Twitter
and then you asked the rock for help?
Yeah.
Not a great idea.
Also, what's going on with Iggy Azalea?
Hey, this is really fascinating.
Because remember like a few years ago,
Iggy Azalea just started getting slammed in the press
and all of the other rappers turned on her
and she just got absolutely slammed.
She has revealed today, she's got new music out.
I love her new music as well, by the way.
She's revealed that her team, her management and everyone,
sat her down for an intervention, made her go and do a two-week therapy,
counselling, rejuvenation session, I guess you could call it, for two weeks,
to really kind of like find herself again and deal with all of the demons in her life,
which she now says were becoming really famous at a young age, and the trolling.
She just was taking it so personal and she was taking it all on
and she was reading all the tweets.
So she's a new person after this two-week retreat
and the very serious intervention from her family and team.
I feel bad for Iggy Azalea.
She had a bit of a tough run because she was engaged
to that basketball player and then he cheated on her.
Yeah.
And then she found out and then that was a big debacle.
Yeah.
And then she's obviously been going through quite a lot of stuff because she hit fame
so quickly.
Yeah.
Also, someone found all her real racist tweets from before she was famous.
What?
Yeah.
Do you remember that, Dean?
No.
It was when she was real young.
Yeah, but they went back in her Twitter timeline and she was not saying the nicest things back then too.
Yeah, rough.
Rough.
Yeah, she's had a rough trot.
Okay, that's Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
What would you say if I said that there was a house on the market
for $40,000 to $45,000 and it's five bedrooms?
I would say sold.
Pretty good deal.
It's in a country town called Coober Pedy,
which is about nine hours north of Adelaide in Australia.
Oh, it's in Australia?
Yeah.
Not sold.
Oh, come on.
Too far to commute.
Yeah, it is a long way to commute. How am I going to do my job with you that I love
if I have to live in Coober Pedy? Well, it could be an investment commute. Yeah, it is a long way to commute. How am I going to do my job with you that I love if I have to live in a Coober Pedy?
Well, it could be an investment property.
Yeah, okay.
The house is also underground.
Right.
Like it's a hole in the ground.
Right.
Underground.
Is it like meant to be underground?
Is it like a World War II bunker?
No, it's meant to be underground.
So you have to get on your hands and knees to crawl around parts of the property, which is, I mean, fine.
You've got to get on the property ladder somewhere, right?
Yeah, exactly.
You've got to start somewhere.
So it comes with five bedrooms, like I said, side by side,
but it doesn't have a kitchen or bathroom or windows.
But it's got five bedrooms and no bathroom.
Yeah, well, they're still renovating it.
Oh, okay.
They're still getting it all, you know, renovated.
Yeah.
It requires a good clean-up
and also doesn't have power or water connected yet.
Right.
It doesn't sound like a great deal now.
Like, I feel like I could get a...
You're not sold.
No, I'm not sold.
I've got a couple of points that I think are good selling points.
Yeah, if you're a real estate agent, give me the upsides.
These are five reasons I reckon you'll love this underground home.
They're cool in the summer.
Yeah.
And warm in the winter.
Are they?
The average temperature of this dugout is about 23 degrees.
That's room temperature.
That's quite nice.
Perfect. Yeah. It'll slash the power bills. Well, it doesn't have any power. of this dugout is about 23 degrees. That's room temperature. That's quite nice.
It'll slash the power bills.
Well, it doesn't have any power.
Yeah, but if you hooked it up, because it's so small,
it's going to be averaged like half the amount of a normal power bill.
Yeah, but you're going to have to spend a lot more on lights
because it's underground and it's got no windows.
Moving on.
They're ideal for homeowners who don't like
gardening there's no gardens exactly so they're ideal if you don't like gardening if you don't
want to look after a lawn don't worry about it there isn't one right well technically your roof
might be a lawn but yeah um they're also they also deliver very good privacy you've got no
neighbors underground except worms except worms i mean you're not gonna have anyone invading because They also deliver very good privacy. You've got no neighbours underground. Except worms.
Except worms.
I mean, you're not going to have anyone invading
because you actually have to crawl into this hole.
So it actually doesn't even look like a house.
Yeah.
So people aren't going to rob you.
Yeah, right.
And the last good top thing about living in this underground home,
if you're a hobbit, it's perfect.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Was using my brain last night and...
Did it hurt?
Yeah, it did actually.
Oh, I thought I could smell smoke.
Yeah, I looked into my brain and all that was there was...
That was about it.
I actually saw on Facebook an old TV show that I absolutely adored.
And it got me thinking about what have been some of the best TV show themes of all time.
Like the opening theme song of it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you know, where you instantly hear it.
And obviously the one that comes to mind for probably a lot of people is Friends.
Yeah, straight away. You know, the you instantly hear it. And obviously the one that comes to mind for probably a lot of people is Friends. Yeah, straight away.
You know, the classic song from the Friends opener.
But also, I mean, The Simpsons is up there.
As soon as you hear that, you can see the clouds parting for me.
And then straight away.
Into Springfield.
Into Springfield Elementary.
Yeah, nuclear power plant.
And then he jumps out the window, goes around the corner,
then marges in the supermarket, scans Maggie.
It's a classic.
And oh, we're at the nuclear power plant.
It's a classic, absolute classic TV show opener.
What about, and I thought, what are some of the best ones of all time?
Yep.
What would it be for you?
I don't know if it's the best of all
time, but for me, the one that brings back
the most memories is
the South Park theme song.
Interesting.
I was never allowed to watch this show. Neither was I.
But I figured out how to program
the VCR so I could get it to
tape South Park while my parents were
watching a different channel
and then I had it on tape there to watch when they went home.
Smart. Yeah, badass.
What about you producers?
What brings back memories for you?
Mine would have been
I didn't watch a lot of TV as
a kid, like not a lot, so it was more so
what Dad was watching. It was this song here.
CSI. Yeah. CSI.
Yeah, CSI.
What kind of kid is not watching a lot of TV?
I can't remember vividly watching a lot of cartoons or off the top of my head.
You're such a weird guy.
But how good is CSI?
CSI was a great show.
It's great, but for a 10-year-old?
I don't know about that.
Maybe not for a 10-year-old.
What about you, Producer Ellie?
Oh, I've gone with a real nostalgia hit here,
and I hope there's people out there who love this as much as I did,
but it's the Full House theme song.
Oh.
Do I remember this?
Yeah, and it pans to the shot of San Francisco.
That's right, that's right.
And the Olsen twins, and oh, it's the best.
Whatever happened to you? I love this song. And they're coming up the all. Yeah. It's the best. Whatever happened to you?
I love this song.
And they're coming up the hill in the tram in the camera.
Yes.
Oh, I want to watch it.
Yeah.
Did they use the same song for Fuller House?
They did, yeah.
They did.
That was an absolute stinker.
Yeah.
Oh, of course, also, you can't go past.
Our whole universe was in a banger.
Why are we playing this crap?
What a big banger, am I right?
What a hell of a yes.
If we're talking greatest TV theme songs of all time,
you can't go past the greatest TV show of all time,
The Big Bang Theory.
That's been banned on our show.
Because Brie misses it too much since it finished.
It's been banned.
Hey!
Okay, it's enough.
Sing it, Brie.
Do you know this theme song is like two minutes long?
Two minutes too long.
The song that set me off last night was from the classic afternoon show,
The Saddle Club.
Oh, yes.
That was a great show.
Hello world.
This is me.
Life should be.
Oh, yeah yeah Fun for everyone
Life is easy if you wear a smile
Just be yourself, don't ever change your style
You are you
I and me will be free
Hello world
Everyone wanted to be those girls. Yeah, I did. Am I right, Ellie? I did. Well, maybe not the guys, be those girls.
Yeah, I did.
Am I right, Ellie?
I did.
Well, maybe not the guys, but the girls.
Ben, you ever seen Sandal Club?
Nah, I watched it to play this and I was like,
God, I hope this is the right one.
He's never seen a cartoon.
He's busy watching.
There wasn't a cartoon.
Oh, I did.
We want your suggestions on our 800 dials at M.
What's the song, the theme song to the TV show
that brings it all back for you?
Yeah, what's the best TV show theme song of all time, baby?
Of all time!
Of all time.
You can text us on 9696 or you can call through now,
0800 dials at M, and we'll get some of those on next.
Zid M, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
What are some of the best TV themes ever?
What takes you back to a show straight away when you hear it?
Yeah, that's what we've asked you this afternoon
after Brie was reminiscing on her favourite show of all time,
The Big Bang Theory.
I'm so sick of this joke.
Even though it's over.
Don't, because people think I like this crap show.
You always have the memories.
Except who you are, man. I hate this show. I hate it's over. Don't because people think I like this crap show. You always have the memories. Except who you are, man.
I hate this show.
I hate it so much.
We're getting a lot of good suggestions though.
There is a lot of good suggestions coming through
on the text machine, like the nanny.
She was walking in a bridal shop
and flashing queens till her boyfriend
kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
Iconic. Iconic.
Iconic.
Absolutely iconic.
Grand Drescher in that show was amazing.
Amazing.
It was so good.
What about the mid-2000s classic, The O.C.?
See, that's an example of a great TV show theme song that was so big it crossed over to get played on the radio.
Exactly.
It made a hit for that band, Phantom Planet.
And I reckon this is one of my favourite
Phantom Planet songs of all time. Same.
Similar story
with Friends. Yeah, same.
Also. It's one of my favourite
remembrance song is that
one of the Friends thing. It's my absolute favourite.
Yeah.
It's so iconic.
So we're asking you what's the best TV theme song of all time.
Hi, Kate.
Hi, Ash.
What do you think, Kate?
Definitely McLeod's Daughters.
Definitely.
I pretty much nearly lived the life of a McLeod's Daughter.
Yeah, but you wanted to be a McLeod's Daughter growing up, didn't you?
Kind of. Yeah. Let's go,'s daughter. Yeah, but you wanted to be a McLeod's daughter growing up, didn't you? Kind of.
Yeah.
I went.
Let's go, Susie.
Hi, Susie.
Hi.
What was it for you, Susie?
Well, just randomly,
I've come back up in conversation with my flatmates,
but it's Angela Anaconda.
Oh, yep.
Angela, hey, hello.
Welcome to my Marion show.
Do you remember that show, Clint?
I'll introduce my friends to you.
Oh, no, it's Nick. It is, too. It's a Nickelodeon show, eh? Welcome to my very own show. I'll introduce my friends to you.
Oh no, it's Nick. It's a Nickelodeon show, eh?
It is, yeah.
It was kind of made out of cutouts from magazines
and they put cartoons together.
That Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network era,
that's iconic.
It is.
I do remember it.
What about you, Sam? What was it for you?
Oh, mine is probably
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Oh, yes.
This would really win, I reckon.
I think this is possibly the
greatest TV show theme of all time.
If you went to a Will Smith concert, you would
expect him to do this, right? You'd want him to do it, yep.
Hell yeah.
That's a good one, Sam.
He still does it every single time
he goes on Graham Norton.
He does, yeah.
Hey, Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Hi.
What's the TV theme for you, mate?
Definitely good old 90s Pokemon.
This is my childhood.
It's so good.
Be with me, Adam.
I need to edit him in now.
I think this is the instrumental.
Oh.
Thanks, Amber.
Anton, what's the best TV theme song of all time?
I'm coming back away, but Malcolm in the Middle was pretty good.
Oh.
Yes, no, maybe the Middle was pretty good. Oh. Yes.
Wait for the drop.
Before the dad
from Malcolm in the Middle
fell on hard times
and started selling meth.
That's right.
Yeah.
Right to that.
Yeah.
Let's go to Jason.
Jason, greatest TV theme song of all time?
Guess what?
You've already played it.
Oh, I've already played it.
Rembrandt.
Yeah.
It is good.
Yeah, these are all good.
My brother's weighing in on Facebook Messenger.
Yeah.
He reckons it's Dragon Ball Z.
Oh! He reckons it's Dragon Ball Z Rock the dragon
I was so attracted to the Trunks character
Oh you like Trunks?
Like weirdly attracted to him
Not Goku? Not Gohan?
No it was Trunks that did it for me.
I thought you were more of a Vegeta girl.
Don't mind a bit of Vegeta.
Special commendation to...
this.
Rag Rats theme song and also this.
Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain! Oh! I can do this all day.
It's so good.
Next on the show, some aviation news.
We've got to get back to our roots, Bree,
which is maritime and aviation-based news,
and we'll bring you some after this.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
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We've got a bit of aviation news, guys.
We are the leading show in New Zealand for maritime and aviation-based news,
so let's head
to the aviation desk i already knew you changed it i already knew you changed it it's not funny
anymore you've already done it all right you've already messed with it already messed with our
reputation it's like is that the wrong kind of plane that was not a plane that was you are you
wanting a bigger i'd wanted a regular sound effect it's's not funny. It's not funny. It's like if One News,
the country's leading news source,
led with a fake prank story every night.
Once, funny.
If they did,
on tonight in news,
Donald Trump shit his pants.
And then afterwards,
they're like, just kidding.
That'd be funny.
The funny part is that-
But then the second or third time,
it's like, oh, cool.
We don't believe your news anymore.
The funny part- People are going to stop believing our aviation news.
It's how worked up you get.
That's the funniest part for me.
It's change back now.
It's change back.
I'm not pushing it.
I don't care.
No, because I've done this before.
I've done this before.
No, we're not doing it.
He's kicked off.
He's finally cracked.
I'm at a party. I don't want to be it. ZDM Spree and Clint. He's finally cracked.
I'm at a party, I don't want to be a... ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Clint.
It's Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber, I don't care.
Don't you?
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
We've moved on now.
Aviation news is cancelled.
We don't do it anymore.
Lindsay Lohan is in Australia at the moment.
And wherever she goes
drama seems to follow
she was meant to be on an episode of the Australian
Have You Been Paying Attention
yeah as a guest spot
yeah you know they get people in there as like a guest host
for a bit
she didn't show up
which is the first blowout
but some celebrities do this
especially the controversial ones
they'll send through a list of topics that are off limits.
Yeah.
And I've experienced this a lot with interviewing celebs.
Like it's quite common.
What one is the one that springs to mind for you?
When I spoke to Selena Gomez,
I wasn't allowed to talk about Justin Bieber.
That'd be a pretty standard one back in the day for her.
Yeah.
Do you want to know what Lindsay Lohan's no-goes were?
Yeah, what's on the banned topic list for speaking to Lindsay Lohan?
Currently, not allowed to talk about her MTV Beach Club reality show
Oh yeah, because it bombed
It closed down, didn't it?
Yeah, it did
Her club
You're not allowed to talk about her on-off friendship with Paris Hilton
Yeah, because they hate each other
Yeah, but that's good gear
Yeah, I mean, that's interesting.
You're not allowed to talk about her family.
She's got that crazy dad.
I think she's estranged
with her dad now. I think her family
explains a lot of the reason why she is the way she is.
And they stole money off her.
You're not allowed to talk about drugs and alcohol.
Oh, boring. What's left?
And you're not allowed to talk about her love life or her
numerous arrests.
That's everything.
Gave me an idea, though.
You currently are about to embark on a round of interviews
for Celebrity Treasure Island,
where instead of being the person who normally conducts the interview
like me and you do, where we have a guest in, you're the guest.
I know, I have to do the media rounds.
I've got to go to the hits and over to flavour.
You've got to do radio stations.
I'm actually doing breakfast television too.
Excellent.
Why don't we do this?
Why don't we put together a list of no-go topics for you?
Yeah, let's put together a list and then send them over to the hits and see how they react.
Before your interview.
So I've got a list of no-go topics for you here.
Yes.
I'm thinking, and maybe producer Ben,
we could get this on like official TVNZ letterhead or something
so it looks official.
Yeah, that's easy.
Easy as.
Cool.
Should we get it sent from the PR person over at TVNZ?
From someone official.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it doesn't come from in our team so they think it's legit.
So something along the lines of,
thank you for taking this interview with Brie Thomasel,
host of Celebrity Treasure Island.
She's excited to be here.
Please be aware the following topics are off limits.
Please do not ask about her new relationship
with fellow contestant, Zach Guilford.
I don't like to talk about it at the moment.
It is early days.
Please understand if you're catering the interview, Brie is paleo, but she doesn't want to talk about it at the moment. It is early days. Please understand if you're catering the interview,
Brie is paleo, but she doesn't want to talk about it.
Please do not bring up the episode of Celebrity Treasure Island
where Brie wets her pants.
It's a sore point for me.
I don't want to talk about it.
The rest are jokes.
That one's not a joke.
That one's serious.
Yeah, it's serious.
Oh, please do not talk about how Br one's serious. Yeah, it's serious.
Oh, please do not talk about how Brie has a
guide dog but she is not blind.
Controversial, but I
stand by... You paid for it.
Yeah, I paid for it. You paid good money
for that guide dog. I stand by Stormy.
Yeah. If a blind person wants it, they can
buy it off you at a fair market price.
And please don't bring up
the fact that Brie doesn't believe in global warming.
Okay, well, that one's not true.
I love how I'm like, that one's not true, but the guide dog one.
Yeah, exactly.
You're cool with that.
Cool, a free dog.
Sweet.
We typed this up.
When is your interview?
Next Friday.
Next Friday.
Not tomorrow, but next Friday.
Okay, if anyone is...
And let's put hidden cameras in the studio.
In the Hit Studio.
So we can see if the studio announces kick off.
If you have any other good demands for Brie's no-go list,
you can text us on 9696.
We're happy to add to it.
Yeah, we're taking suggestions.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line, that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
The stats don't lie.
We've played this game 23 times this year,
and Brie has won 17 of those games.
Good stat.
You go head-to-head with her.
Lauren, I will read out movie plots,
and if you can guess what the movie is before she does,
you'll win the game, okay?
Okay.
You're playing for tickets to the movies as well.
Both of you, your buzzer is your name, and don't wait for me to finish, okay? Okay. You're playing for tickets to the movies as well. Both of you, your buzzer is your name
and don't wait for me to finish, okay?
Just chime in as soon as you think you know what it is.
Good luck to everybody. First movie.
Earth's
billions of inhabitants
are unaware that their planet
has an expiry date.
With the warnings of... Brie.
Armageddon. Armageddon is
incorrect. It's a free guess for you, Lauren.
Um, I don't know yet.
Okay, no problems.
I'll continue.
With the warnings of an American scientist,
world leaders begin secret preparations
for the survival of a select member group,
a select group of Brie.
Interstellar.
Interstellar is incorrect.
Lauren.
Oh, Lauren.
Passengers.
Passengers, incorrect.
They've been in preparations for the survival of an elite group of societal members.
Brie.
Brie.
Independence Day.
Independence Day, wrong.
Lauren.
Who the hell is it?
Lauren.
I don't know.
There's so many movies that have the same plot line.
When the global cataclysm finally occurs,
failed writer Jackson Curtis tries to lead his family to safety
as the world starts falling apart.
I haven't seen this.
You're going to have to start giving out clues.
The title of the movie is A Certain Year.
Great, 2012.
2012 is correct.
I actually thought
that one earlier. Neither of you deserve a point
for that one, but Brie gets it.
Okay, here we go. More sci-fi. Oh, damn it.
I'm not really good at sci-fi. That's a clue.
Okay, well, if you're not good at sci-fi, I'll skip
to the last one first. Oh, what? No, I'd rather
go one all, so we can have a tiebreaker.
Okay, A Murderer. It's the second movie. A Murder in Paris' Louvre Museum and last one first. Oh, what? No, I'd rather go one all so we can have a tiebreaker. Okay.
A murderer.
It's the second movie.
A murder in Paris'
Louvre Museum and cryptic clues.
Oh, Lauren.
Lauren.
The Da Vinci Code.
Yeah, girl.
Yeah, we're on.
I've never seen it.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's a goodie.
Tom Hanks.
Oh, yeah, I do like Tom Hanks.
I haven't seen it either.
You've never seen it.
Third and...
No, I watched a Tom Hanks
movie on the weekend.
What was it? Oh, you can't even seen it. Third and, I watched a Tom Hanks movie on the weekend. What was it?
Oh, you can't even
remember it. That one where he's
you've got mail. Oh, you've got mail.
Yeah, it's new on Netflix actually. Yes.
Yes. From 1998. I also watched it.
Okay, here's the last movie and this is the tie
breaker. Lauren, you get this. You're off to the movies, okay?
Okay. Third
movie. Someone
becomes stranded on Earth.
This someone is discovered and befriended by a young Brie.
E.T.
E.T.'s correct.
Well done.
Yeah!
I do a good E.T.
Do you want to hear it?
You do a good E.T.?
If I do a good enough E.T., then Lauren gets the tickets.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
All right.
E.T.
Phone home. It's actually not bad. Yes, fair. All right. Okay. Fun.
Home.
It's actually not bad.
Yes, Lauren, you're going to the movie.
It's one of those ones I wanted to hate it.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
It's Panic at the Disco and High Hopes.
News out today.
Why do you say it like that?
Oh, no reason.
High Hopes.
Well, it's particularly pertinent because there's news out today
that the next season of Netflix Narcos is going to be filmed
on a West Auckland beach.
Bethel's.
Bethel's beach, yeah.
Yeah, I heard that too.
They've scouted the beach and they said it's the perfect spot.
It's based on a true story because today police have found
$3 million of cocaine washed up on the shore.
Have you seen the photograph of it?
Of the packages?
Yeah, they're like big bricks of cocaine wrapped in like blue cling film.
19 packages totaling what police have said about a street value of $3 million of coke.
That's what they've recovered.
And they're all loose and they're popping up one by one.
So what has happened is people
have gone to the beach, concerned
citizens obviously. Of course, just to
see if they could help. Yeah, who don't want
this stuff falling into the wrong hands
have been flocking to West Auckland's
Bethel's beach to see if they can
lend a hand. I actually
have a friend who in our Facebook group chat
has messaged to say
that he actually swung
by the beach today
to have a look.
Yeah.
Again.
All guarded by police,
isn't it?
Exactly.
He said he got there
and he pulled up,
there's like a public parking spot
and he pulled his car in
and he looked beside him
and there was an undercover cop
in his car
just sitting there.
To see if they'd turn up
looking for it.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I guess. See if the gang would'd turn up looking for it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess.
See if the gang would show up to look for it.
Yeah.
And I guess also to give the concerned citizens a handshake
and a certificate of commendation.
And say, thanks so much for coming down.
We appreciate your concern.
We know that's why you're here, but we've got it under control.
Oh, you reckon that?
I thought they'd just give them like an area and say,
this is your area.
Obviously, whatever you find. Whatever washes up in this area, you reckon that? I thought they'd just give them like an area and say, this is your area. Obviously, whatever you find.
Whatever washes up in this area, you let us know about it.
Is ocean cocaine still good?
Like, can you take it if it's been in the ocean?
Why are you looking at the producers like they've done ocean cocaine?
Well, no, I mean from a scientific, I don't know.
I don't know.
From your guys' experience.
If it's been in the ocean And it's like soaked up salt water
And then you do the cocaine
Is it like
I'm pretty sure it's fine
Because from the look of those packages
They like tighten it so much
That no water can get into it
That's why they're still whole bricks
I mean is it
I don't mean should you do it
I mean like is it still valuable
I don't know
Well wouldn't it mean someone has to do it
For it to be valuable?
Because cocaine's making me thirsty.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
It's been in the ocean for a bit.
That's a real story at Bethel's Beach.
The same beach.
Where do you think it came from?
Drug ship that went under.
Could it be like that movie Paul Walker was on?
You know that movie?
Fast and the Furious?
No, it was the other movie, Into the Blue.
And a plane carrying all this
cocaine crashed into
the ocean and then
all the cocaine was stuck inside the cabin
and then the cabin started to wilt away so
the cocaine started to float to the surface.
Right, okay.
Could it be that? Could be.
No, honestly, where has it come from?
It'll be a shipment coming from Australia.
It'll be on a boat coming from Australia.
I can't believe that actually happens.
No, not Australia.
Where else is it going to come from?
Where all cocaine comes from.
Colombia.
Exactly.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM, Bree and Clint's Lettuce Loaf Banger.
All this week, your chance to get along to the All Blacks
versus Wallabies test at Eden Park on the 17th of August.
That's next Saturday.
You'll also see the Black Ferns, who are playing as well
against the Australian women's team.
Double header for the price of one.
All you've got to do is figure out what our Blitterslow banger is.
That's right.
We've got a rugby commentator to do a song that's currently on the ZM playlist.
And you just got to tell us title of the song and name of artist.
Anna's here first.
Hey, Anna.
Hi.
You've been to an All Blacks game before?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, cool.
Let's see if we can get you there.
Hayley, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
You know the deal.
We need your name as a buzzer.
I'll start the song.
If you want to have a go at it before the song is finished,
feel free.
You can buzz in.
I'll stop the song.
However, you only get one guess.
That's right.
And we need artists and title of song.
Are you ready, girls?
Yeah.
Good luck.
I just took a DNA test.
Turns out I'm 100% that bitch.
Even when I'm crying crazy.
Yeah, I got boy problems.
That's the human in me.
Bling, bling, then I solve them.
That's the goddess in me.
You could have had a bad bitch, not commit
I'll help you with your career, just a little
Anyone?
I have no idea
Nothing
You got no idea whatsoever, that's okay
We have people on standby who are going to give this a go
Let's go to Grace
Hi Grace
Hi Grace
Hello
Don't give it to us just yet, we've got to put you up against Todd
Hi Todd Hi Toddy Hey guys Same deal, I'm going to kick the same song off, okay Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hello. Don't give it to us just yet. We've got to put you up against Todd. Hi, Todd.
Hi, Toddy.
Hey, guys.
Same deal.
I'm going to kick the same song off, okay?
Buzz in with your name.
If you think you know what it is,
we need artist and song title for our Blitterslow banger.
I just took a DNA test.
Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd.
Is it Truth Hurts My Liver?
Oh.
Todd, you're off to see the All Blacks. Don't wait till they got a week. Don't text me, tell this bitch in my face.
Todd, you're off to see the All Blacks.
I tried the other night and I lost out, but... Not this time, mate.
Not second time around.
Persistence, you're through,
and you are coming with Bree and I.
We're both going to the All Blacks game with you guys
if you get in there this week.
It's going to be a good little crew.
If you want to support the All Blacks,
you can by tagging them in your post
and using hashtag Back Black.
And if you want to be at the Bledisloe,
make sure you get your tickets now
from ticketmaster.co.nz.
Don't wait.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Speaking of bangers, let's find out what was top of the charts on some people's 16th birthdays.
Steve's here.
Hey, Steve.
Hello, Steve.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you, mate?
Great.
That's good.
What's your birthday, Steve?
30th of November, 1987.
Okay.
You were 16 in 2003 on the 30th of November, and on that day, this topped the charts.
Beyonce and Chunder Paul.
Baby Boy.
I like that one, Steve.
What do you think?
Not a fan.
Okay.
Steve tells it like it is.
I like the honesty. Yeah. Okay, that like it is. Could have been better.
I like the honesty.
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
Let's go to Robert.
Hey, Robert.
Hello, Rob.
G'day, how's it going, guys?
Good, thank you, mate.
What's your birthday?
10th April, 1963.
All right, Robert, you were 16 in 1979 on the 10th of April,
and back in the 70s this was number one.
My mum Robert is going to lose her
shiznit when she hears this.
The Bee Gees.
79.
I love the Bee Gees. 79 seems
a bit late for disco to still be going on.
I mean I wasn't there and you were only 16, Robert, but you know.
Okay.
Those were the days.
Those were the days.
Let's get one more.
Hi, Christy.
Hi, Christy.
Hey, how you going?
Good, thanks.
What's your birthday?
18th of September, 1988.
All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 18th of September,
and this is your birthday banger.
Sierra and My Goodies.
That's good.
Do you like that?
I do, yeah.
What a change.
Is this, I mean, all of her videos have got the great dancing,
but is this the first time you were like, whoa, she moves like a freak? I do. What a change. Is this, I mean, all of her videos have got the great dancing,
but is this the first time you were like, whoa, she moves like a freak.
She is a crazy dancer.
Yeah.
It's this for me.
This is my birthday banger winner.
I know you're conflicted because you've got family history. I'm conflicted though, Christy, because if I don't pick Tragedy by the Bee Gees,
I won't be invited to Christmas.
Are you scared of your mum?
I'm very scared of my mother.
Well, she's not here. Yeah, but she could be
listening. This is your chance to carve your own
life out in a different country and say,
Mum, I'm an adult now
and I like Sierra. Alright, first
person. Also, remember
what you told me about Sierra that time?
When you saw that Sierra music video?
Let's not bring that up on the radio.
Bree said... No, let's not bring that up on the radio. Bree said...
No, let's not bring that up on the radio.
I can say it in a PG way.
Okay.
You said it changed something about you.
It was some kind of awakening.
I felt things.
Do it as a tribute to that.
My goodies, my goodies, my goodies, not my goodies.
What would the producers pick?
It's not on the...
You haven't even made a decision yet.
You can't go to the producers until you've made a decision.
What do people on the text machine want?
Grow it.
9-6-9-6.
Grow it.
I'm scared.
I know you're scared.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fine.
Mm-hmm.
Let's play goodies.
There we go.
God, that was painful.
Christy, you win birthday bagger.
Congratulations.
Yay, Christy.
I'm going to regret this.
I know it.
I got a sick reputation for handling bras.
All I need is me a few seconds more.
And that's a wrap.
Tell the lady to bring my lap.
And I ain't coming back so you can put a car right there.
I'm the truth.
And I ain't got nothing to prove.
And you can ask anybody cause they seem to do it
Barricades, I run right through them
I'm used to them, throw all the dirt you want
There's no use though, still won't have a pen up
In a fabulous room, bone up back
Picking out a basket of fruit
Yeah, freaking P.D. love you too
You know how I do it
You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl, but I'm not Just a girl, baby, this is what I'm looking for
Sexy and up in the ground, it's been the type that's getting stoned
I'm not being too dramatic, that's the way I got it, have it
I bet you want to party, bet you gonna party
Got you more hot than butter, make us a chocolate butter
Looking for the goodies, keep on looking
Cause they stay in the jar, oh, oh, oh, oh
Just because you drive a Fiends
I'm not going home with you
You won't get no Nikki
You're the cookies, I'm no fucking fool
I'm sexy, independent, I ain't with it, so you already know
I'm not being too dramatic, that's the way I got it
Heaven, no, ain't no fake, tryna hate, but I'm not gonna
I'm not being too dramatic, it's just how I got it
Heaven, I bet you want to party, bet you gonna party
Got you all hyped and blotted, make us all talk and party
All the goodies, keep on looking cause they stay in the jar
Oh, oh, oh, oh
So damn hot but so young, still got milk in your tongue, slow down, no
warning We ain't got long, hey Sean, you're the
whole thing You think you bad, but you ain't bad, I'll
show you what bad is Bad is when you capable of beating the bad
I've been working at it ever since I came to this planet
I ain't quite there yet, but I'm getting better at it
Matter of fact, let me tell it to you one more time
All I got to do is tell a girl who I am.
Ain't no chick in here that I can't have.
Bada boom, bada bam, bada bam.
You're insinuating that I'm hot with these goodies, boy, you're not.
Just for any of the many minutes trying to get on top.
No, you can't call me later.
And I don't want your number.
I'm not changing stories. Just respect the play I'm playing I bet you want the goodies, bet you got a body
Got you all hyped and wild, man, cause I talk about it
Looking for the goodies, but I'm looking cause they stay in the jar
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bottle.
Make us all talk about it.
Keep on looking cause they stay in the jar.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
ZM, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Yeah.
From Sierra and Goodies.
Made me feel things again.
Today.
I'm alive.
Hit you on your special spot.
Certain type of flutters.
Brie is feeling a deep sense of conflict, though,
because she's gone against the entire Thomas L clan
by not selecting the Bee Gees for Birthday Banger.
I really regret it,
because when is that song going to come up again?
We did try to get...
I don't know, but it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
This is not even the best Bee Gees song.
Someone on the text machine said,
Bree, there are no words for the crime you've just committed.
I think you're scared because we got told off by Ross about Eagle Rock last week.
Yeah, get out of my head, Ross.
Piss off.
He's shaking you.
What happened to the old Bree who just did whatever she wanted?
Shut up.
I'm still here.
You've changed since you went on TV.
Fine, I'm going to swear on the radio right now.
You ready?
You've gone mainstream.
You used to be a voice for the people and and now you're just towing the company line.
I'm just going to drop F-bombs on the radio now.
Are you?
Yep.
Go on then.
No, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Next on the show,
we will endeavour to find ZM's youngest homeowner.
Is that you?
Probably not.
You're probably working your third job right now,
and we don't have time to talk to us,
but we'll attempt it next.
This might be the most depressing piece of radio you've heard all week.
I just want to talk about Auckland house prices for a minute.
Come on, mate.
Just because you own your own house, some of us don't.
I'm just pretending that it's boring.
I'm actually fascinated by Auckland house prices.
You are.
I've got skin in the game, baby.
You know you're getting old when you're like fascinated by the house game.
I'm going to be really honest with you too.
This is what happens.
Before you own a house, you're like,
bloody house prices are disgusting.
How can they charge a million dollars for a house?
For just one house?
It's disgusting. We've got to bring them down. Then the minute you own a house, for just one house? It's disgusting.
We've got to bring them down.
Then the minute you own a house, you're like, send them up, baby.
Send those prices up.
Push them on up.
Yeah.
Push them on up.
You're like, oh, God, it's horrible.
No one can afford a house.
But seriously, push them up.
Well, they're saying they're looking at, obviously,
the city's median house price in Auckland.
And back in July, it's actually falling.
So last year it was around $877,000 for the median house price in Auckland.
It's a stupid amount of money.
And it's now fallen to last July to $825,000.
So considerable amount.
And they think it's going to keep going, but they reckon it's also.
It's not good.
Yeah, I know.
They reckon, especially for homeowners.
That aside, apart from the fact that I'm not going to get rich out of this house,
it's not good for the economy.
Because that's your main concern, isn't it?
No, people can't be losing money.
You can't owe more on a house than it's worth.
Yeah.
Because then there's a problem.
Well, that's the real issue.
And there's another issue because it's actually scaring
off first time
homeowners. They don't want to
buy any houses. They don't want to buy a house
anymore because it's, yeah,
because they reckon it's going to fall even more.
So they reckon it's scaring them off.
They're waiting until, it's like when you see some stuff
on sale, like towards close to the end of
winter, you're like, I do need that jacket now,
but I reckon they'll slash it a bit more. I'll wait
for the 70% off sale. You reckon that's what it is?
I don't know, but if it's falling, get in.
Because they'll go back up. Because how old were you
when you bought your first place?
29.
Okay. That's not super
young. I'm alright.
I'm just saying. It's the age
you are right now.
Yeah, okay. Alright. I definitely don't own a house right now. I wanted to find. It's the age you are right now. Yeah, okay, all right.
I definitely don't own a house right now.
I wanted to find New Zealand's youngest homeowner.
Oh, right, okay.
They'll definitely be younger than 29.
Yeah, you'd think so,
especially people who aren't living in Auckland because they're smart.
Oh, so you'll take them from anywhere in the country?
Anywhere in the country.
I just want the youngest homeowner right now.
I'm 11 and I just bought two properties in Gore.
Okay, well that's depressing maybe.
You know.
I don't know what we'll get.
I don't know what we'll get.
I actually don't even know if we broadcast to Gore.
I hope we do.
I don't know though.
How good's Gore?
You've never been.
We should go for a trip there.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want the youngest homeowners in New Zealand to call now on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
And I want the age you were when you first purchased your first home.
Okay.
Subcategory if your parents helped you.
But we'll still take it.
We'll still take it.
We'll still take it.
We'll see what we can find.
ZM Spree in Clint.
The podcast.
So they're saying now that house prices, especially in Auckland, are now dropping.
Going backwards.
First-time homeowners or homebuyers are running from the market
because it worries them a little bit.
I would have thought it would be the opposite
because then you're like, let's get into the market now.
Not to get too financial on it,
but the Reserve Bank has just cut the official cash rate by a whole half a percent,
which means that
interest rates are now
at record lows
I'm bored
I'm so bored
money has never been cheaper
are you done?
I'm just giving out
some advice mate
cool
don't come to me
when you're in your 30s
and you're still renting
and you're like
shit I wish I'd listened
to Clint
when he talked about
the OCR cut
I'm boring myself now
okay good you want to know ZM's youngest homeowner We talked about the OCR cut. I'm boring myself now. Okay, good.
You want to know Zidim's youngest homeowner?
Yeah, how old were you, or how young were you, rather,
when you bought your first house?
Hi, Chelsea.
Hey.
Chelsea, tell us, how old were you?
19.
Chelsea, you're depressing me.
Where?
I'm sorry.
Where'd you buy it?
In Papakura.
Papakura.
That's Auckland. That's a good spot sorry. Where did you buy it? In Papakura. Papakura.
That's Auckland.
That's a good spot.
And how did you do it, Chelsea?
Well, while all of our friends were partying and drinking,
me and my husband now stayed at home saving our money.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I hated him at the time, but absolutely.
I was hoping it wasn't that answer.
Yeah.
You know what? I want the house, but not the sacrifice. Hey't that answer. Yeah. You know what?
I want the house, but not the sacrifice.
Hey, Jamali.
Yeah.
Jamali, how old were you when you bought your first house?
I was 18 with my partner.
Oh, that's even younger.
So not only were you 18, you were smart enough and mature enough within your relationship to go, hey, let's make a lifelong investment together.
Yeah.
And where was it, Jamali?
In the Naki.
Oh, good spot.
I do love the Naki.
Are you guys still together?
Yeah.
You are.
And how many houses do you have now?
I'm only 19.
Oh, you're still 19.
I'm 19 now and we bought it last year.
All right, we'll send you a housewarming gift.
Wait there.
Let's go to Cam.
Hey, Cam.
Hi, Cam.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
How old were you when you bought your first place, Cam?
I was also 18.
And where'd you buy it, Cam?
West Melton in Christchurch.
Can I ask?
This is a real person.
Oh, first of all, how old are you now?
You can ask him how much.
Yeah.
I'm 19 now.
You're 19, so you bought it last year?
Yeah, last year.
How much did you pay?
$780,000.
Oh, my God!
Okay, okay.
Congratulations, and I'm not taking anything away from your purchase,
but did you have help from your parents?
I didn't.
Well, it was a series of events,
but unfortunately my dad passed away when I was 11.
Very sorry to hear that.
No, it's all good.
And then the inheritance money I used,
I made a couple of real good investments and started a company and then used that profit
to get a mortgage.
He'd be super proud of you, mate.
Wait.
Before he was 18,
he made a series of smart investments,
started a company.
Who is this guy?
Have you talked to Zuckerberg?
He'd want people like you on Facebook.
I think what the girls Of ZM listening right now
Want to know is
Are you single?
I'm not
Sorry ladies
No I'm not
Damn it
I'm also way too old
Are you happy?
I don't know
Oh I'm stoked
I'm yeah
I love love to the fullest
Yeah
That's fine
That's cool
I just
Yeah yeah
Wonder if there's any cracks
In the relationship
So yeah is there any cracks
In the
One more
One more
Hey Zoe
Hi Zoe
Hi
Oh you sound young How old are you? I'm 18 Okay the relationship. So, yeah, is there any cracks in the... One more. One more. Hey, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Hi.
Oh, you sound young.
How old are you?
I'm 18.
Okay.
So, you're young.
And how old were you when you bought your first place?
Oh, 18.
And where is it, Zoe?
It's in Waiku, which is Auckland.
Yes, I know where it is.
Oh, Clint, aren't we happy for Zoe?
I am. I'm proud of you Zoe
I'm so happy for you
You made smart decisions
And you deserve
You deserve
Your financial security
What's your secret
Um
Save, save, save
But you gotta
You gotta treat yourself
Someday
And Zoe
Are you single
Bree and Clint
The podcast
ZM
I'm just gonna be honest With you guys I have just left the studio I the podcast. ZM. I'm just going to be honest with you guys.
I have just left the studio. I am currently
in ZM's B studio at the
moment. Brie is still in the
main studio speaking with a couple of
the contestants from Celebrity
Treasure Island. In there
is Jodie Rimmer and Shannon
Ryan. They've come, they're going for
drinks after the show together and so
they're just hanging out. What we're going to do is at the end of this next song, Brie and I are not going to be
in the studio. We're going to just pretend we've got called off to somewhere else and our producers
are going to force the celebrities to run the show. He's going to be like, guys, guys, they're
not here. We need you to jump on the microphones and urgently, urgently do the show. So we don't
know what the radio is going to sound like
next. We don't know if Jodie Rimmer
and Shannon Ryan know how to do an
emergency radio break. Does anyone?
If you put them under pressure like that.
But it's a bit of a prank and we're letting
you guys know behind the scenes
what is happening. So we'll see how it goes.
ZM Spree and Clint
the podcast.
Spree and Clint, but actually it's Jodie Rimmer right now from Treasure Island. We've just actually come in to's Brie and Clint the podcast Brie and Clint
but actually
it's Jodie Rimmer
right now
from Treasure Island
we've just actually
come in to pick
Brie up for
work drinks
but she's in the
toilet
that's a bit rude
what do you think
about that Shannon?
Well it's put us
on the spot
hasn't it?
Because all of a sudden
we have to be radio hosts
but also like
I actually
I'm not going to tell her this
but I actually really
liked working with Brie
she was so funny you haven't told her yet? No I don't want to tell her this, but I actually really liked working with Brie. She was so funny.
You haven't told her yet?
No, I don't want to tell her I've got a crush on her.
I think that's weird.
All I've been doing since I wrapped on the show
is talk to Brie about how much I love her.
I keep writing I miss you, Brie, on her Instagram.
Is that embarrassing?
So you like her, but I love her.
That's why you're being silent about it.
It's strange.
Is that weird that I love her? Well, you should express it to her in person. No, I can't do that. That's awkward you're being silent about it. It's strange. Is that weird that I love her? It is. Well, you should
express it to her in person. No, I can't do
that. That's awkward. No, no, no.
I can't. That's like, should I?
Do you reckon I should? Well, I think you've already
done it. Oh, oh.
Now's the opportunity. Wait, wait. Oh, no.
Hi. I'm Bray.
Oh, no. This was a test.
Now we're talking about the weather.
I feel like I'm stitched up here, Bree.
This is meant to be a classic radio stitch-up,
and you guys are meant to be like,
oh, oh, we don't know what we're doing.
Oh, but you guys are too good at this.
No, we're just talking about the weather,
because there's a cold bomb going on.
I was listening out in the office.
You were talking about how you're both obsessed with me.
Well, that's all we're really left with.
No, we're all obsessed with you.
The 16 competitors are all obsessed with you because you were
so funny. Should we kiss?
I'm filming. I'm filming right now.
Should we kiss? Also,
also,
also, do I not exist?
No, you don't.
Wait, who are you?
What's your name? Let's get back to the kiss.
Let's get back to the kiss. Let's get back to the kiss.
Are you filming this?
I'm filming.
Oh, no.
Are we?
No.
Oh, no.
I've really shot myself in the foot.
She's walking over.
She's walking.
Why are you afraid of this?
Do you want the above?
There's so many people in New Zealand right now.
I was on the cover of the Ralph magazine a couple of years ago.
Okay, maybe 10.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
It's happening in three, two.
Just a peck.
Just a peck.
Just a pash.
I didn't realise she'd be so fearful.
This has really gone in a direction I didn't expect.
This is actually about my life.
Most people are scared of me.
I got to play some ads.
Do you want to do a radio kiss?
Yeah, we'll do a peck.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, that was intimate. Oh, cute. one, go. Oh, that was intimate.
Oh, cute.
That was lovely.
That was so motherly.
I feel things.
Oh.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
This headline caught my attention this week, and it reads like this.
Mother decides to give birth to her husband's best friend's baby
after the two men discussed the idea
during a boozy night out.
Whoa, that does not sound like a healthy relationship.
So I assume her husband's...
I want to see what you think.
Her husband's best friend...
Yeah, her husband's best friend is a guy.
Yep.
And so they've used his semen to have a baby with Is his best friend's wife infertile?
Is that what it is?
No
Okay
You're completely off track
So there's two couples
Yeah
The two guys are best friends
Yep
And the women are friends as well.
Cool.
The two men, one guy says to his best mate,
so we're trying to have a second baby.
Yeah.
But my wife can't carry the baby after complications with the first pregnancy.
Yeah.
So the best friend goes, oh, let me ask my wife.
She'll carry it for you.
So essentially it is what i said except the
guy has volunteered his wife instead no but they're not using their eggs or their semen it's
their baby but the best friend's wife is carrying right right right she's surrogating it yes yeah
okay yeah so she just they decided over a couple of drinks that the wife would be the surrogate
it's actually a really nice story it is it sounds like a really nice story it's a couple of drinks that the wife would be the surrogate. It's actually a really nice story.
It sounds like a really nice story.
It's a hell of a thing to offer up on your wife's behalf, though.
Well, obviously she was okay with it because he obviously said,
so I kind of promised you that you'd do this.
What are you doing for the next nine months?
I promised your womb to the Robinsons.
Is that all right?
Anyway, so she ended up carrying the baby,
and now they have a really healthy son, Riley.
That's nice.
Which is really cute.
Yeah, it is.
It's a big thing to do for someone, though.
It is, but it means that for the rest of your life,
you can borrow whatever you want off that friend.
Sugar?
No worries.
You can have it.
Sugar?
I'm talking chainsaw car if he gets
a motorbike that you like go hey man do you mind if i borrow your motorbike just for a couple months
and he'll be like oh a couple months ago i lent you my wife's womb damn it
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