ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 9th 2019

Episode Date: August 9, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We don't have a lot of time because Brie has to get to the airport. She's off to Queenstown to go skiing with her hot brother for the weekend. They're going to be at Tribble Cone most of the weekend if you want to go and find them. But before we go, I thought we could share that rap song that we've made for everybody for the weekend. Oh, yeah. You know the one that rhymes? Yeah, yeah.

And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four. This is a story all about how my life got twisted up and around. You barely changed the original. I know. I was too late. I was already too far in. That's fine. That's fine.

That's fine. And all of a sudden, my balls drag on the ground. And then I thought it's about time to do a ground and pound. I can't say that, can I? Lucky this isn't on the radio. We've not experimented with a rap before. That was an awful first attempt. Lucky we've got to go, because otherwise this awful thing would have gone on for longer.

We'll try again next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit. I love how you tried to get away with not changing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song at all. That would pass copyright, wouldn't it? Here's the podcast, everybody. Have a great weekend. Bye.

Kia ora, New Zealand. Happy Friday Jams Live Announce Day. How good, guys. Was anyone expecting that? Like, I was talking to some friends about who they thought would be on the bill, and a few of them were like, man, it'd be cool if you guys could get 50 cent. And I had to bite my tongue and be like, mm-mm. Yeah, well, maybe.

But then everybody else as well. The Black Eyed Peas. Which is amazing. I mean, they haven't been together for a long time. Janet Jackson. Huge. It's a mega lineup. And Kerry Hilson.

So to start the show today, we'll be playing non-stop Friday Jams from Friday Jams Live 2019 artists. There's so many bangers from those artists too. Also, as a special treat for you, today's Friday-oke is Friday Jams Live themed. We've just spent the last hour recording a Black Eyed Peas montage. It's so long. Why would we subject our audience to that much longer of Friday-oke? It's not our idea this week. It was put together by the producers of this show.

So 5 o'clock, strap in for a Black Eyed Peas mega mix hosted by Apple D, Clint and Willi Brie. And by strap in, he means strap your ears because this is going to be an ear bleeder. Next on the show, something quite unfortunate happened to one of us on the show. And I thought we could start the afternoon with a game of would I lie to you? Would I lie to you? Basically, we will both try and convince you that this bad thing happened to us.

We can stop the game because it was me that it happened to. Well, you're just trying to claim the early points. It was me who this thing happened to. It definitely happened to me. No, it was me that it happened to. Well, you're just trying to claim the early points. It was me who this thing happened to. It definitely happened to me. No, it was me. It was me. I'll tell you all the details next and you'll believe me once you hear how much detail. She'll make up all the details and try and claim my thing happened to her.

But basically, if you want to play with us. That's what a liar would say. And you guessed correctly. Then there's some free mobile fuel for you up for grabs this afternoon. It's a fill-up Friday so you can play Would I Lie To You with us straight after Jason Derulo. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Something pretty bad happened to one of us last night, so we thought, why don't we have a game of Would I Lie To You? Pretty easy game. One of us is lying and one of us is telling the truth. And Katie, if you can tell which one it is, we're going to hook you up with some free mobile fuel. It is a fill-up Friday. You'll get a voucher for the weekend, okay?

Cool, Ed. All right, Katie. We can stop right here because it was actually me, the one that it happened to. I was in a car accident last night. I wasn't at fault. A guy actually reversed with a tow ball back into my car. A lot of damage to my front bumper. See, that's what Bree says.

But Katie, the reality is it was me last night who was in a car accident. And it wasn't my idea to play this game because I was actually the one at fault. And I'm not proud of it, but I was actually using my phone. And what happened is I lurched forward into the back. I was at a traffic light and I lurched forward into the back of a car because I thought the light had gone green and I crashed into them. Yes, it turns out I was that car that he ran.

No, it's actually not. I was driving into a McDonald's very late at night, so that's believable. I wasn't actually driving. My bestie, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, he was driving, and we pull up behind this car, and he just came out of nowhere, started reversing at 100 mile an hour. Boom, he's got no insurance.

Wow, 100 mile an hour in a drive-through. That sounds believable. Well, it wasn't 100. Yeah, I'm an exaggerator. That sounds really believable. Well, it wasn't 100. Yeah, I'm an exaggerator. That sounds really believable. Well, it was about 10 miles an hour. Sounds like you're adding bits to your story now so that Katie will believe you.

Well, it was 10 miles an hour. It was me who did it. I was texting my wife, Lucy, because our baby, Tui, needed some formula from the supermarket and I was stressed because I'm tired and we haven't had a good sleep. You think she'd still be breastfeeding? We top her up with formula. And so I wasn't paying attention and I crashed into somebody.

I don't know if the four-week-old has formula yet. Oh, they do. They do? They do. Okay. They definitely do. Katie, any questions about our stories? So, Clint, where exactly were you when this incident happened again?

Where did you say you were? In the Countdown car park. Okay. Didn't you just say you were? In the Countdown car park. Okay. Didn't you just say you were at the traffic lights not long ago, though? Yeah, there's traffic lights at the Countdown car park. It's the one at New Lynn. Oh, she's got you. It's a really busy shopping centre.

No, seriously. Trust me, Katie, you're risking your money here. Katie. Bree hates to lose. She would rather you get this wrong than her lose this game. Katie, Katie, Katie, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm not a liar, Katie. I'm a lot of things.

I'm a fader, girl code, but I'm not a liar. Girl code, that's rough. I can't even sign the girl code. Look, I love you, Clint, but I really think you're lying to me. You're saying Clint's the liar? Yeah. Katie, that's unfortunate because, yeah, I was lying to you. Yeah! Oh, yay! Nice work, Katie. What gave it away? His story that had heaps of holes in it? Yeah, the inconsistencies was a definite giveaway. You know what I did?

I forgot to come up with a story. You came up with this idea. I know, I came up with a game and then I got carried away playing our Friday jams. I started listening to Janet Jackson on my phone and I forgot, okay, I forgot. Damn it. But that's all right, I'm not a good liar.

That's a good trait to have. That's a good trait to have. Yeah. So yeah, Brie had a car crash last night and you get the prizes. Congratulations. Nice work. Are you okay, Brie? Yeah, it's a good trait to have. It is a good trait to have. Yeah. So, yeah, Bree had a car crash last night and you get the prizes. Congratulations. Nice work. Are you okay, Bree?

Yeah, it's all good. No one's hurt. That's the main thing, right, Katie? Yeah, I feel better then. Yeah. And I'm glad you won something. Well, see, that game got nasty. You told people I had moves.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Do you have any cash on you right now? Just ask the question and we've got a lot of text feedback. Before then, do you have any cash on you right now? Just ask the question and we've got a lot of text feedback. Before then, do you have any cash, Bree? Oh, my God. Oh, $10. You've got two crisp fives.

You also have more cards than I've seen anybody ever carry in their wallet. I've got an Aussie $20 note. Yeah. And a lot of coins. There must be 50 loyalty cards in your wallet. Yeah, there's a few. That's beside the point, but yeah, you need to sort your wallet out. I have got

quite a lot of cash, actually. Do you? How much? I counted the other day, there's $290 in my wallet. Oh my god! But that's because I've just... Someone is rich. No, that's because I've just sold some stuff on Trade Me and people come over and they give you cash. How did the drug sale go?

You can't sell... I don't sell drugs. That's the more to the point. You're just about to say you can't sell them on Trade Me, Bree. About 50-50 on the text machine as to whether anybody still has cash. So more people than I thought would. Some people were saying, yes, it's important to always have cash. It's a safety thing to always have a bit of cash in there.

And then other people were saying, one guy said, I literally just put $1 on my EFTPOS card. It's the baby boomers, isn't it? That's good. You know, my dad has never had an EFTPOS card. Hasn't he? He's never used an ATM. Does your dad have a checkbook?

Yes, he still has a checkbook. Right. A lot of places won't take check. We're going one step further because Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced that they will open their first cashless store at Wellington Airport. Because I was saying off air, I mean, you have shops now that are cash only. Mm-hmm.

But no shops that are... What shops are cash only? There's a lot of bakeries and stuff that are cash only. Where? I don't know. Places? Name one. There's stuff that are cash only. Where? I don't know, places? Name one. There's places that are cash only. Producers, have you been to shops that are cash only?

There's like fruit stands at markets that are cash only. No, there's other shops that are cash only. Isn't that that new cafe that's just outside here at work? I'm pretty sure that's cash only. Mmm, yes. If you're a cash only store, you're definitely doing tax fraud. But this no-cash store is supposed to be the way of the future. They're going, it's getting harder and harder to deal with,

less people have it, so screw it. Let's just go all cards or other ways of doing it. Like you pay with your phone. That's my dream, that you don't have to take your wallet anymore, that your phone is your key to your car, your house. You can pay for everything on it. It's got your ID on it. Imagine if you had to burp into something and that was how you paid for it.

What, with burp technology? Yeah, you're just like, burp. And you're like, approved. Well, you'd have to summon up a burp. What if you can't burp on demand? Yeah, well, that's a flaw in that. Although you could always pay for your meal afterwards. True.

You know? Yeah. They're also saying that by removing cash, it's less of a contamination issue because money's dirty and they're going, we're a food place so we don't want people touching your dirty money. So that makes sense and maybe that's the

future. But then what if you remove all the cash and they go, alright, cash isn't a thing anymore and then one day you dig up some money buried in the backyard. What happens then? Yeah. What happens then? Can you hand that in? You know what I don't like? You know what I don't like?

I don't like the monopoly that's turned cash, that has turned card only. It's not the same. Oh, you mean the game monopoly? Yes, the game monopoly. You haven't played that version? No. So you get a card at the start. And they load money on your card?

Yes. And I'm like, this isn't monopoly. But is it more fair? Because then the banker can't steal notes out of the bank. That's why I don't like it. This is the time of the week where we reminisce about the highs and the lows and we just reflect and can I just share something that

producer Ben said earlier? Yeah. Off air. Yeah. He goes. Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. He goes. No, because that's unfair if you say it on air because then you're not, it's just, yeah. No, I'm not going to say that.

Okay. I'm going to say what you said. Okay. Settle down, mate. Ben goes. Must be good. Can you say the bad thing? No, it's not bad.

I'll tell you that after. He goes, oh, shit. I don't want to big note myself, guys, but I think this might be the best holo I've ever put together. You don't say that. It's pretty good, shit. I don't want to big note myself, guys, but I think this might be the best high-low I've ever put together. Yes, don't say that. It's pretty good, though. You meant to underplay it. Yeah, true.

You meant to go, answer it. Yeah, answer it. And then blow them out of the water. I can't because Bree's already said it. I think it's one of my best. Well, if you think it's good, the man who deserves credit is producer Ben, and here you go.

This is this week's high-low. This is a new Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Brian Glynn's Highs and Lows. All the high parts of the week and unfortunately the low parts of the week. Usually Fridays are off limits for High Low, but this time last week we gave away a trip to Bali. Let's relive that moment again. We have the winner

of our trip to Bali on the phone right now. Good afternoon, Tamara. Oh, my God. Hello? You're going to Bali. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Congratulations, girl. Oh, my God. What a shame. Oh, my God.

Thank you, guys. So mad. Who are you going to take? My mum. Oh, they're so nice. Husband's going to kill me. Turns out Brie and Clint aren't really huge fans of slow breakup songs, so they decided to make up their own one on the spot. It wasn't great. A lot of down-buzz songs around at the moment, eh?

Yeah. Come on, everybody, cheer up. Put some pep in your step. Come on, guys, get a little bit of... Come on. Get a bit of doof-doof behind you. Get over the breakup. How bad could it have been?

Jesus. It's not that bad. Take a leaf out of Taylor's book. Backstabbing people. Yeah, make your breakup songs happy. Like Taylor. I'm going to stab ya. How dare you leave me, John Mayer.

Let the beat run. Snakes. Snakes. beat run. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes.

Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes. This morning we announced Friday Jams Live 2019, and Brie and Clint didn't know who the ex were,

but Brie may have broken her contract. Remember yesterday when I said I was sick of keeping it a secret, and I said text in 9696, and I'll pick one of the numbers to text back from my phone to tell them one of the people in the line-up? Yeah. Yeah, I did that. Did you really? Did you give away an artist?

Yeah. I kept my promise. Who's this random person out there that now knows the Friday Jams live line-up? Just one. You know the company can sue you for that, eh? Can they? Yeah, you signed a non-disclosure. Just kidding.

This week's Caller of the Week is actually our boss, Ross Boss. A new study came out saying that swearing at work could be a good thing for your career. So Bree and Clint decided to call out Ross Boss and swear at that motherfucker. Warning, the next bit contains censored profanities. I don't understand it. I'm just fair. No, Clint and I just wanted to say a f***ing thank you because we f***ing love you.

And you're a f***ing good c***. You're just a f***ing good c***. Yeah, and also, there's not always an ulterior motive with us. No. Can you sometimes just... We're f***ing honest, aren't we? Take us at face value for one time,

you f***ing c***. You piece of s***. We just wanted to catch up with you and say, what's going on, you c*** sucker? Yeah, just cut the bulls***. Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off.

Yesterday, Clint attempted to give us some aviation news, but unfortunately, yet again, it had been derailed. But this time, he'd really had enough of it. No, we're not doing it. It's over. He's kicked off. He's finally cracked. I saw it because I looked at it and it said 12.17.

I was like, cool, that's the right one. And then I saw just when I pushed it, 12.90. Put some f***ing effort in, okay? Like, change the sound effect. Do a different one. Grow up. None of us here know what you're kicking off about. Could have gone a guy going...

That would have been funny. I don't care. Get Clint some water to wash all that salt down. Could have gone a guy going... That would have been funny. I don't care. Get Clint some water to wash all that salt down. It wasn't that good. I loved it. I'm so glad that Friday jams and me texting someone was hypothetical. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Zed in from iHeartRadio. Deen's on the show with us for a Friday afternoon And apparently Steve Irwin's son Bob Irwin Is an enemy of the animals all of a sudden Well yeah they're saying he's being under investigation What's the deal, Dean? Here's the deal. So you may have seen recently Bob Earl, who's of course the little tiny youngest child of Steve and Terry. Here's what happened, right?

So he's been doing the big rounds in America of all the big late talk shows. So the Jimmy Fallons of the world and Ellen and all these huge shows and all of those shows he brings along exotic animals, right? It's part of his stick and we've all seen it it's not a big deal nothing new peter which is of course you know the animal rights group in america i think they're huge in america i'm not sure if they're around the world are investigating how the animals were treated and whether they were legally allowed to be kind of like used in this way so look i think obviously they're not just investigating Bob Irwin, they're investigating all these other different examples of celebrities having animals on TV and stuff like that.

So mostly it's the production companies that are probably going to be slapped on the wrist if there's anything that wasn't right. Because I'm pretty sure, we can all agree, Bob Irwin knows how to handle an iguana. I'm pretty sure he's good. Yeah, I saw a clip of the Jimmy Fallon stuff. He's taking like miniature horses and stuff on there as well. They're really branching out the Irwin family.

It's not just Australian reptiles anymore. Can I ask you guys, speaking of taking animals on TV, did you guys ever get the footy show here? Yes. Did you ever see the time they bought in that massive like yellow and white python and it was around Fatty Vorton's neck, and it took a poo on him? No.

Oh, my God. It was the best bit of television I've ever seen. I've never seen a snake poo. Does a snake poo come out long, or is it like little pellets like a sheep? No, kind of like cat sloppy poo. Sorry, that was descriptive, but that's what it looks like. I did look into the Bob Ewan one. They're saying that TV sets are chaos, and that animals don't want to be there.

They don't want the lights and that sort of stuff. Do yourself a favour. Google footy show snake poo. You won't regret it. That'll shit your weekend up, right? Okay, Dean, have a great weekend, mate. Thank you very much. Thanks, Dean.

Bye, guys. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Today with Fletch Wood and Megan The epic line up for ZM's Friday Jams Live 2019 was released It is huge And we told you it was going to be huge And I'm really stoked that this is out there now And we don't have to keep the secret

I thought rather than just say it again Why don't we get someone with a bit of hype Someone with some skills You know like a real boss. That then scoop! A real boss MC. That'd be good. Unfortunately, he's not available. So we're left with MC Brie. Or should I say

MC Brie! You'll know her from such student bars as Auckland's Bar 101. Who here tonight is ready to make some bad decisions? Who's going to have a massive student loan? Is that the voice you put on when you're on stage or when you're talking to young people?

Or is it both? Both. Like, what is it? I don't know. Because I've seen some snippets of Celebrity Treasure Island, and you don't talk like that on there. God, imagine how awkward that would be if you were in Fiji, and you're like, okay, Maddie McLean.

Are you ready to rumble? You've been eliminated. No, no, no. So the full Friday Jams line up, and we're very lucky to get this. It's exclusive. She is top tier when it comes to MCs. Friday Jams line up and we're very lucky to get this because it's exclusive she is she is top tier when it comes to MCs

this is Friday Jams Live brought to you by MC Break ZM's Friday Jams Live 2019 on one stage you'll see

Janet Jackson the Black Eyed Peas 57 Jason Derulo Jackson! The Black Eyed Peas! 50 Cent! Jason Derulo! Carrie Hilson! Disco! New Zealand's very own Savage!

Jaquan! Hosted by me, MC Breen. The biggest lineup ever on New Zealand's biggest stage. ZM's Friday Jams Live 2019. November 17 at Western Springs Stadium. Pre-sale tickets available. 12pm Monday. F***. Pretty good.

Pretty good. Pretty breathy. Also, everyone's name gets really long. Cisco. In the hype world, that's how we do it. Yeah, that's how you do it, right? Yeah, that's good. Bree and Clint.

The podcast. ZM. All right. DJ Spindash how you do it, right? Yeah, that's good. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. All right, DJ Spindetch. That's the only thing we say. Spindetch. Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. This is the one second song challenge where me and Brie take each other on, hearing one second snippets of songs and trying to name as many as we can in 20 seconds. You feel that, guys? Feels like my week. Oh, yes. Let's bring it home, Bree.

Come on. You got a victory in you this week? Yeah, I'm due. Okay, let's see if Matt believes you. Matt, you get to choose first. Do you think I'm going to win the game or Bree's going to win the game? Bearing in mind, if you pick correctly, you'll win some free mobile fuel.

I have to go with Bree, to be honest. Really, Matt? Have you ever heard this game? Not really, but that makes a lot of sense. I'm going to do my best. He's put his chips on Bree. That's fine. That means, Rowan, you're my man. Yeah, that's right. I was going to go for you anyway. You know the history of this game,

don't you? Yeah, I've heard it once or twice. Yeah. You know, you're familiar with the only person on the show who's ever got two perfect scores, right?

Yeah. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Are you done being modest and should we get into the game? Yeah, I think I went

first last week. You did, yeah. Okay, so you'll go first this week. I'll leave. I'm going out to the Stumproof area Best of luck friend

Thank you friend Alright Bree You can pass And you have to give me Name or artist Of the song And I'm going to give you A clue here

All the songs Of Friday Jam's live Don't give that clue to Clint I was thinking about doing that Alright you ready Hit it off Ben Savage doing that. Alright, you ready? Hit it off, Ben. Oh.

Oh. Savage. Yeah. Black Eyed Peas. Yeah. Let's start again. Let's start again. Just because the old timer was ticking there.

And I need all the help I can get. Yeah, no, we need 30 seconds to break. To be honest. Alright, you ready? Alright, you ready, Benny? Off you go.

Black Eyed Peas. Oh, yes. 50 Cent. Yes. Jay Kwan. Correct. Kerry Hilson. Correct.

Cisco. Correct. Jada Jackson. Correct. What just... Kerry Hilson. No. No.

Pass. 50 Cent. Yes. Savage. Yes. Savage. Yes. Nice work, mate. That was a good effort. That was a good effort.

Come back in, Clint. Here he comes. You see how Clint sits out there and watches my mouth? Yeah. Were you watching the mouth there, were you? Were you? Well, I wasn't watching the mouth so much as, what happened at the start? Did you get a freebie at the start there?

No. No, the timer started and there was no music. There was no music. Oh, okay. It was just silent. Okay, you can pass, but you have to give me name or artist. And I am going to give you a clue as well. No!

No, I don't want a clue. He doesn't want it. It's hard for me. Once you've got 10 out of 10, what more can you do? I need a new challenge. Michael Phelps. I need a weight belt.

Did you just compare yourself to one of the greatest Olympians of. No, okay, you know what? Let's go. I need a weight belt. Did you just compare yourself to one of the greatest Olympians of all time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Okay, go, Ben. Black O' Peas. Yes.

50 Cent. Correct. Jquam. Correct. Kerry Hilson. Correct. Thong Thong Sisko. Correct.

Janet Jackson. Correct. Jason Derulo. Correct. 50 Cent. Correct. Savage. Great. Black O' Peas. Correct. Jason Derulo. Correct. 57. Correct. Savage.

Great. Black Abyss. Correct. And it's a 10 out of 10. Sorry, Brie. Nice work, Clint. Oh, look at the time. I'm knocking off early today. Damn, did I have time left on the clock this week?

Yeah, a little bit. To be fair, Brie, you got eight. That was good. To be fair, to be fair, once you know that all the clock this week? Yeah, a little bit. To be fair, Brie, you got eight. That was good. To be fair, once you know that all the artists are Friday Jams, there's a billboard outside that has all the artists on it. Oh, shit. I don't need your guys' pity. What did Brie get?

Eight. Yeah. Eight. Well done. How did I miss Jason Tarumo? Yeah, I don't know. He wasn't singing his name at the front of that song. Nah.

Fear, fear. And then Rowan. Rowan, I don't know. He wasn't singing his name at the front of that song. Nah, fear, fear. And it's Rowan. Rowan, you win, brother. We've got some free mobile fuel for you for Fill Up Friday. Congratulations. Awesome, thanks.

Legend, Clint. Yeah, good work, Rowan. I know. I need to do that photo. You know that photo that Michael Phelps has got where all the medals are hanging off his arms?

Okay, can we turn him off then? ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. I had a car accident last night. That's audio from the car crash. We got that because Brie was Snapchatting while she was driving. It wasn't even me driving.

Oh. It was Alan, my bestie, who's a man. He's got a penis. Yep, he was driving the vehicle. And guess who backed into us? Who? Another man. Oh, God.

Yep. We were pulling into the McDonald's. Did Alan get rear-ended? He got front-ended, actually. Did he? That's a turn-up for the books for him. Yeah, he's not used to being front-ended, so he was very out of his element.

Big, gay, gorgeous Al. Yeah. He was too busy keeping his... He was very flustered. He's very vigilant about the rear-end. He was kind of like, oh, the front end. Don't know what to do here. Oh, you've caught me by surprise.

Actually, it was front to rear. So you were in your car in the passenger seat and he was driving your car? Yes. And you were in a drive-through, yeah? No, we pulled into the driveway of a drive-through. So the driveway of McDonald's, and the guy in front of us had pulled in as well, and so we were following him. And then all of a sudden he just started to reverse, and we were like,

what's going on here? Obviously he's changed his mind, and then he didn't see us, and boom, hit you. Toe ball straight into my bumper bar. You've got a cute little Mitsubishi Lancer. Yes. What did you get hit by? It was a Holden Commodore wagon.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, so car to car. But tow ball, you know how much damage those things do. Pierce you. Yeah. Tow ball, that'll go straight through you. Just go straight through. Ask Alan.

Like a hot knife through butter. You just ask Alan. He's got a lot of experience. Yeah, he goes, car. No, don't say penetrated. That's okay. So, he's got a lot of experience. Yeah, he goes, no, don't say penetrated. That's okay. So everybody's okay? Everyone's fine and that's the main thing.

No one got hurt. I talked to you this morning and can I also say, I was hit with a very dramatic message from Bree today. Oh, come on. I was. We were messaging about something. You wanted to borrow one of my wife's handbags for an event you've got coming up. Yes.

And she didn't have the right one. And I said, girl, why don't you treat yourself? Why don't you go and buy that handbag that you actually want? And Breeze replied to me, well, I was involved in a car accident last night, so that might be what I need to treat myself to. Cry face emoji. Is that what I wrote?

Yeah. And, of course, I replied, reply Oh my god, are you okay? No reply. Like those people who post on Facebook with a status update and they go, just when you thought life couldn't get any worse dot dot dot. And that's the whole status update and they don't

give you any details. Anyway, I ring you to find out and yeah there'd been a minor altercation in your vehicle, but you're okay. I'm glad you're okay. Thank you, mate. You were backed into. Okay, maybe a been a minor altercation in your vehicle. But you're okay. I'm glad you're okay. Thank you, mate. You were backed into. Okay, maybe a little bit dramatic.

You were backed into. Yeah, still. Technically, we're on the road in a vehicle. No, you weren't. You were in a drive-thru. We're in the drive-thru. Technically, still an accident. Brie goes to me, he came back at 100 miles an hour.

It was in a drive-thru. It was hour in a drive-thru. It was literally in a drive-thru. He really wanted food, clearly. Also, the fun bit of this too is when I spoke to you on the phone, you're very upset because I know you take a lot of pride in your vehicle. And contrary to popular belief,

you are fairly fiscally responsible. You're quite good with your money. So you're worried about something and you're like, the guy told me he doesn't have any insurance. He didn't. And I was like, no, but you've got insurance. Yes.

Remember when I bullied you into getting insurance last year? You're like, do I get a leather jacket or do I get insurance? And I made you get insurance. Full comprehensive I got. Yeah, but Bree didn't understand how insurance works.

She's got it, but she didn't realise that she's covered. I said an alien could have hit you and you'd be covered. It doesn't matter. If you've got full insurance, you're covered. I just thought,

oh, he doesn't have insurance. I'm screwed now. Yeah, as long as it's not your fault. Actually, no, even if it is your fault, you're covered. Really? Yeah, if you've got full comprehensive insurance,

you're covered. This is a great ad for insurance, isn't it? Insurance doesn't need an ad. Insurance is just something to have. Wouldn't it be good if there was like something where you could insure like yourself in case you got like injured or something? You can. You can.

What's that called? I don't know, but rugby players and stuff have to take out insurance. Oh, health insurance. Oh, yeah, health insurance. Health insurance. Oh, why didn't I think of that? Oh, health insurance. Oh, yeah, health insurance. Oh, why didn't I think of that? Oh, God. I've definitely got it.

Anyway, everyone... Have you got health insurance? Yep. Everyone's okay. Everyone's all good. Everyone's fine. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

All Blacks take on the Wallabies alongside the Black Ferns taking on Australia next weekend at Eden Park. It is the Blitterslow, the final Blitterslow for the year. And we've got tickets to give away. Rather than give you both. I've just seen. Yeah. So there's a screen in the studio. Yeah.

Ellie's obviously, producer Ellie's talking to these ladies to see who's going to go on a date with producer Ben. Yeah. What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? I mean, how old are you, producer Ben? I'm 26. Yeah.

Okay. And what's the highest age you think is suitable for you? Probably 30. I hate these parameters that you're putting on it. You're saying you've got to be shorter than a certain height, you've got to be younger than a certain age. No, I didn't say you've got to be shorter. I certain height, you've got to be younger than a certain age. I say love knows no bounds.

I say love knows no bounds. We have a plethora of beautiful ZDM listeners here, ready to date producer Ben. Remember that time you looked for a date for me on the air and no one called? Yeah, I know. Oh, no. We had lots of text messages. At least you've got a lot.

We had texts. No, we didn't. Don't lie. It's Ben's turn, okay? It's about Ben now. And look,. We had lots of text messages. At least you've got a lot. We had texts. No, we didn't. Don't lie. It's Ben's turn, okay? It's about Ben now. And look, there's heaps of girls. Yeah, and I definitely want to do this, so let's just rip into it. Women lining up.

First of all, up-to-date producer Ben. Welcome to the show, Kylie. Oh, are you? Hey, how are you doing? Hello, Kylie. How are you? First of all. How Are you? Hey, how are you doing? Hello, Kylie. How are you? First of all. How are you?

I'm good, I'm good, yeah. My age is rocking right now, eh? How old are you, Kylie? I'm 44. That's plenty of miles left on those tires. Oh, plenty, I tell you. Still rocking it. And what are you looking for in a man?

Oh, well. Still rocking it. And what are you looking for in a man? Oh, well. Oh, well. Story could go on forever. Anyone that can just enjoy themselves, be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Just, yeah. I feel the chemistry with you.

I don't. I'm not feeling a lot of chemistry. No, neither. Let's go to Simone. Hi, Simone. Hi, Simone. Hi. Oh, there we go.

She sounds above. Out the gate. I think producer Ben's eyes lit up just then. Because it was so confronting. No, Simone. Hi, Simone. Hi. Oh, there we go. She sounds about... Producer Ben's eyes lit up just then. Because it was so confronting. No, because it was loud. You want to date Producer Ben to the All Blacks? Yeah, I thought we'd have a good time. How old are you, Simone? I'm 20.

Okay. It's alright. What do you do, Simone? No, that's fine. I study radiography. Okay. Okay. She's smart. Yeah, that is smart. If you went on a date with Ben, some would say you could see straight throughography. Okay. Okay. She's smart. Yeah, that is smart. If you went on a date with Ben, some would say you could see straight through him. Oh.

Oh, mate. That was bad. That was bad. Simone, do you ever eat pizza with a knife and fork? No. Oh, she's good. She's a good person. She's good.

That's cool. Let's go to Stella. Hi, Stella. Hi, Stella. Hey. You want to date producer Ben to the Bladisloe? Yeah, why not? Okay.

What are you looking for? Free tickets to the Bladisloe. Yeah, for sure. Stella, where are you from? Christchurch. Oh, Ben's from Christchurch? So I do love Christchurch. Any strings attached with you, Stella?

Like any kids or ex-husbands or anything like that? Oh, yes. I've got one wee one who's 10. Okay. Okay. That's right. Ben would get on well with him. You'd be a good dad.

What? How old are you, Stella? Let's just say old enough. Old enough. She's old enough. Right. That's fine. Lady of mystery.

And finally, Juliet. Hi,. She's old enough. Right. That's fine. Lady of mystery. And finally, Juliet. Hi, Juliet. Hi, Juliet. Hi. Oh, she sounds nice, Ben. What are your thoughts? Juliet, where are you from? Are you from Christchurch as well?

No, I'm from Auckland. Okay, so she's close. Even better. Do you live in Auckland? It's easier, yeah. You live in the same city. You want to date producer Ben to the Bladderslow? Yeah, definitely.

How old are you, Juliet? I'm 22. Okay. Yep, though? Yeah, definitely. How old are you, Juliet? I'm 22. Okay. It's in the pocket. Do you like sport, Juliet? I love sport. Producer Bean loves sport. I do love sport.

What about a man with a moustache? How do you feel about that? Oh, not so sure. Dump it. So they may be like, I can give it a go. No, dump it. Okay, sorry, she's gone at Producer Bean's request. I'm not shaving my moustache.

Okay, so Ben. For someone I've never met. Say no. That sounded. Your choices are here. Okay. You have Simone, who's 20 from Auckland. Yeah.

You have Kylie, who's 44 from Tauranga. Yes. You have Stella, who is old enough from Christchurch. Say that. No, it was her words. And Juliet, also from Auckland, who's 22. Who's the lucky lady. No, it was her words. And Juliet also from Auckland who's 22. Who's the lucky lady? Oh, I'm so nervous.

I feel like I'm watching The Bachelor. Yeah, right. Who gets the rose? It's a weird ghetto version of The Bachelor. Yeah. I'm going to go based off energy. Okay. And I'm going to go Simone.

I knew you were going to pick Simone. Simone, congratulations. Thank you. We're going to have such a great time. And Simone, if you hate him, I knew you were going to pick Simone. Simone, congratulations. Thank you. We're going to have such a great time. And Simone, if you hate him, you can come sit with me and Clint. Sit in spree and Clint, the podcast. I've got a little bit of advice. I was listening to a podcast recently with one of the South Island's leading hairdressers for men.

And they asked him a very direct question. What a random podcast to be listening to. No, he was a guest. Did you guys hear that? I was listening to a podcast with one of the leading hairdressers from the South Island. Okay, I'll give you that. And what I learnt.

No, he was a guest. They talk to lots of interesting people. Okay. And he was a guest. That was the most, can we grab that audio and just use that whenever? Sorry, mate, you keep going. No, it's fair enough. All right.

I actually just made that up because I was listening to a different radio station. Okay. I just pretended that it was a podcast. I was listening to a podcast that talks about each episode of Project Runway and they were talking about each garment individually and it was so thrilling. He talked about how giving men haircuts is a form of therapy for men, okay? That's what he was there to talk about. He was saying, look, it's the one time that guys sit still,

and they'll talk to you about all kinds of things. Anyway, that's by the by. They asked him straight up. They said, what is the hottest haircut for men at the moment? I'm interested in this. Because men don't get much attention when it comes to the hairstyles. There's only a couple of them straight up. They said, what is the hottest haircut for men at the moment? I'm interested in this. Because men don't get much attention when it comes to the hairstyles. There's only a couple of them for dudes. Shave it off or keep a little bit.

Is it fade? That's basically it. Yeah, fade is a variation of shaving it off though. Perm. I gave you a perm last year. It's not a hairstyle for men. Yes, it is. It's not.

It is. It's not. According to this leading hairstylist for men from the South Island. Clint's now following on Instagram. The most popular haircut for dudes at the moment is a mullet. No, it's not. It is. According to him, it's a mullet.

He said that more men are coming in and asking for the mullet every single day and it's back. It's back. The mullet is back. When was it ever in? I don't know. Well, it's here then, okay? And there's evidence of it too.

If you look around in popular culture, all black Jack Goodhue has got a cranking mullet at the moment. Yeah, there was talk about whether he'll get married with the mullet. Yeah. And I say good on you guys. I say that is the haircut of the future. You should get one then. I can't.

I've just had one because I've shaved it's all short at the back and it's long on top. You're saying you're all for it. Brie, you can't just cut a mullet in. Producers,

who thinks Clint should grow a mullet? I don't think it would look good on him but I think it might look good on you. I've had a mullet actually. Have you?

Yeah. I can imagine that. It was a style back when I was in high school in like grade 10. Was it? Year 10, whatever you guys call it. Yes. And so you used to get this like short piece

cut into the back of your head and then you'd put your ponytail down real low. It was horrific. Yeah. Oh. Well, it's back. It's time to do it again. I'm just giving you the stats

because I'm just giving you the information, okay? I'm plugged into fashion and I know what's cool. So you are going to grow a mull I'm just giving you the stats, guys. I'm just giving you the information, okay? I'm plugged into fashion and I know what's cool. So you are going to grow a mullet? No, I didn't say that. No, I didn't say that. Why don't you want one then? If it's back in? Oh my god. I'm just giving you details. I'm just trying to give you details, alright?

Do you like it? I'm just trying to give you information. Yeah, I like Jack Goodhue's one. Would you get one? Nah. What would you rather? A mullet or a rat's tail? Oh, a rat's tail you can hide much easier. Like if you want to just rock the ready around the boys, you can always tuck it into your hat. A mullet, it's hard to put anywhere.

I remember at school once there was this kid that would rock around with this rat's tail and he used to boast that he had been growing it for 10 years. This was like in grade nine. Anyway, one day, this is a true story, we're all sitting down in the middle of class and this girl walks over and I'm pretty sure they were dating and he cheated on her or something like that.

Yeah. She walks over and cut the rat's tail off. Is that fair? And I definitely grew up in the country. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,

Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-f-f-Friday-okey!

The motivation behind this segment is important to know. Yeah, because imagine people that are just tuning in to us for the first time and they're like, what the hell is this? The idea is we make a dick of ourselves for you on a Friday afternoon. No, the idea of it is both of us are average singers. And we want to find who's the least average. So far. Actually, do we know what the score is for the year?

Actually, I wouldn't even say I'm average. I'd say I'm below average. Forget the score, okay? We're playing today. It's Bree versus me. And because Friday Jams Live was announced today featuring Janet Jackson, 50 Cent and the Black Eyed Peas,

we're going to do a Black Eyed Peas medley. Oh, it's a long mashup. I hope you're ready. Both of us were given a little bit longer with our professional audio producer today. It didn't help. How'd you go? Not good. Not good. It was hard. When I left, my throat physically hurt from straining.

And that's when you know you're not on key. Yep, that is definitely when you know. I'm worried about this. I'm genuinely worried about this, but we're just going to do it. We asked you, who do you want to go first? Here's the deal, by the way. You listen to the whole thing, and then we take five calls to decide who wins Friday Oki.

So it's your vote, people. So listen to both. If you can stand vote, people. So listen to both. If you can stand to listen all the way through to both. By the slimmest of margins, I've drawn the short straw. So here's my black-eyed peas. I can't wait. I bet you're amazing. Here's my black-eyed peas montage for Friday Oki.

Bree and Clint. Let's get it started in here. Gotta get that. Brian Clint. With a boom, boom. Y'all getting hip with a. This B, B bumping, bumping. This B go boom, boom. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Don't funk with my heart. I wonder if I take you home. Would you still be in love, baby? In love, baby.

What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hums. My hum, my hums. My hum, my hum, my hums. Everybody, everybody, let's get into it and get stupid.

Get started, get started, let's get it started. Let's get it started. Ha! Let's get it started in here. Shut it up, just shut up, shut up. We try to take it slow, but we're still losing control. And we try to make it up, just shut up, shut up We try to take it slow But we're still losing control And we try to make it work

But it still ends up the worst And I'm crazy For what? Crazy for what? For trying to be your lady I think I'm going crazy Whoa, whoa, whoa Where is the love?

Where is the love? Where is the love? Where is the love? Where is the love? The love, the love Let's do it Here we come, here we go We gotta rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Easy come, easy go

Now we're on top, top, top, top, top Feel the shot, body rock Rock it, don't stop, stop, stop, stop, top. Feel the shot. Body rock. Rocket don't stop. Top, top, top, top, top. Round and round. Up and down. Around the clock. And I'm feeling hoo-hoo.

That tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good, good night I'm so sorry to everyone Why is it so long? It's so long. And that's it. We don't have any more time, unfortunately.

Let's go to a song. We can't. That's the problem with this game. We have to play both. You're a lot more consistent than me. I feel like I have good moments in mine, but it goes up and down. I feel like the rapping's definitely a stronger point for me. If you want to truly give a fair vote, you need to hear both.

Do we? This is Bree's Black Eyed Peas montage. It's so long. To celebrate Friday James live Start it from halfway through Here we go Let's get it started In here

Gotta get that Gotta get that, that, that, that, that Boom Here we go, here we go Satellite radio Y'all get hit with the boom, boom Beat so big I'm stepping on leprechauns Y'all get hit with the boom, boom Y'all get hit with the boom, boom Y'all get hit with the boom boom beat so big I'm stepping on leprechauns Y'all get hit with the boom boom Y'all get hit with the boom boom

Y'all get hit with the meow meow That's made me bumpin', bumpin' This beat go boom boom No, no, no, no, don't funk with my heart I wonder if I'd take you home Would you still be in love, baby? In love, baby What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk I'm gonna get, get, get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump My hump, my hump

My hump, my hump, my hump Everybody, everybody Let's get into it Get stupid Get it started Get it started Get it started Let's get it started

Ha! Let's get it started In here Shut Let's get it started in here. Shut it up. Just shut up. Shut up. We try to take it slow, but we still losing control. Yeah, we try to make it work, but it still ends up the worst. And I'm crazy.

For what? Crazy. For trying to be your lady. I think I'm going crazy. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Where is the love?

Where is the love? Where is the love? Where is the love? The love. The love. Let's do it. Here we come. Here we go.

We gotta rock, rock, rock, rock, rock. Easy come, easy go. Now we on top, top, top, top, top. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Feel the shock. Let's do it Here we come, here we go We gotta rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Easy come, easy go

Now we on top, top, top, top Feel the shock, body rock Rock and don't stop, stop, stop, stop, stop Round and round, up and down Around the clock, clock, clock, clock, clock And I'm feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good night.

That tonight's gonna be a good, good night. There you go, everybody. Our Friday Oaky contenders to celebrate Friday Jams live. I think we just sold quite a lot of tickets to the festival today. Yeah, I think we did. Because people desperately need to hear the real Black Eyed Peas. It's over to you, New Zealand, though. Five votes.

That's how we do it every single week. The phone lines are open right now. 0800 dial ZM. Is it Breeze or is it mine? Who's taken out Friday Oki this week? Just on the text machine, someone said, I think I puked a little bit. We'll come back and crown a winner.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Friday Oki. You've just been subjected to the longest Friday Oki of all time to celebrate Friday Jams Live 2019 being announced today featuring Janet Jackson, 50 Cent and the Black Eyed Peas. We've done a Black Eyed Peas montage. And they're just some of the acts to name a few. The montage went for way too long, so we apologise for that.

Someone's texted in and said, Real question, do you guys actually try or purposefully sound like arse every Friday? Hey, no, there's a rule that you have to try. We're just out here doing our best. We're just doing our best. I wish that was us not trying. Five votes as to who wins it. Is it going to be Bree with her Friday Oki attempt this Friday?

That tonight's going to be a good night. I think that's you. Or Brie? That tonight's going to be a good night. I like how it took a minute to figure out who it was, though. Let's go to the votes. Five votes to decide. Hi, Maxine.

Hey. Hi, Maxine. What do you think? Oh, my God. Straight up, because I'm driving on my way home, and I've been pissing myself off. You're welcome. Yeah.

Yeah. People are looking at us crazy, but I'm going with Bree. Wow. Thank you, Maxine. I appreciate that. I lost last week. One to you you, Maxine. I appreciate that. Okay. I lost last week. One to you.

Lucas, hi. Hi, Lucas. Hello. How old are you, Lucas? I'm 11. And is that the first time you've heard the Black Eyed Peas? Yes. And what did you think, Lucas?

I loved Bree's one. Thank you, Lucas. You're the best. You've got a really good ear for music. See you, Lucas. Someone needs to get Lucas Spotify ASAP. Hey, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Who's got this for you?

Yeah, so while we were waiting for you to pick up, me and mum had a little decision. And one consistent vote is we're going for Clint. Oh, thanks had a little decision. Yeah. Okay. And one consistent vote is we're going for Clint. Oh, thanks, Jackson. I appreciate it. Nice.

And that's a full family decision, is it? No, my dad's at work. But it's you and mum. Does that count as two votes? No, it doesn't. No, just one. Thank you, Jackson.

Appreciate that. He knows the rules. Two, one. Let's go to Danielle. Danielle, who's taking out Friday Oki for you this week? Oh, I think they're both fantastic. Thank you, Danielle. But I think it was your best one yet.

Wow. Okay. I appreciate that. That means we're going to tie break. The final vote for Friday Oki goes to you, Emily. Hello. Hello. I'm like Maxine.

I've been dying laughing while I'm driving home. Thank you for this, guys. Thank you for laughing at our expense. We appreciate that. Here we go. This is it. Clint, you had me at hump, buddy. You had me at hump.

This went all the way. Are you giving me the win? Yes! I've lost quite a few times in a row now. I need to pick up my game. We need to score up, game We can get a score update Thanks Emily We really appreciate that

Oh no wait Producer Ellie what's up It's now a tie Oh we're equal Yeah you're equal Yeah Oh we've got to do something big next week Yeah six all

Next week Six all yeah Let's sing some Celine Dion or something easy No No I've got an idea Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. That's right, we get your guys' birthdays, we put it into a system here, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Then we play the best one. Hi, Shannon. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, thank you, Shannon.

What's your birthday? The 4th of Hi, Shannon. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, thank you, Shannon. What's your birthday? The 4th of December, 1983. Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 4th of December. And in the late 90s, this topped the charts. A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita, all I need. I always get the names wrong.

You always get Rita and Tina mixed up. Yeah, Rita and Tina. It's an easy mistake to make. Harden, what do you think about that, Shannon? It's not bad. It's not bad. Bit of fun, right? Good one from Lou Bega.

It's one of my favourite Lou Bega songs as well. Me too, yeah. Let's go to Bree. Oh, hi, Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi. Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you? Good, thanks, Bree. Got a ripping name. Let's see if you got a good birthday, baby. What's your birthday? 4th of the 4th, 92. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 4th of April,

and this is your birthday banger. Take me on a trip, I'd like to go someday. She was a part of Friday Gems Live last year. She was. Estelle with Kanye, American Boy. I love that song. It's a good one, right? It's a goodie.

I do like Lou Beg a bit about it, unfortunately. Okay. I love someone who's honest. And finally, Esther. Hi, Esther. Hi. What's your birthday, Esther? 13th of February, 1995.

Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 13th of February. And on that day, this was number one. Channing's Mrs. Jessie J, Price Tag. Happy with that? It's all right, it's all right. It's not bad. What would you pick, Esther, out of the three?

I would pick the first one, if I'm honest. You'd go number five as well. I think I would too. Yeah, all right. It's not bad. What would you pick, Esther, out of the three? I would pick the first one, if I'm honest. You'd go mumbo number five as well. I think I would too. Yeah, heck yeah. Would you? Yeah. Right. Where would you go?

Imagine if I choose something else. Imagine how annoying that would be. Oh, well, we'd go. You could choose something else. Mumbo number five. Look at Esther. Yeah, I like his style. No, I've never been a fan of Jessie J.

So let's do it. Oh, for a Friday, it fits. Shannon, you wouldn't birthday bang him in? Whoopie Let's do it, Shannon Here's Mumbo No. 5 Bree and Clint, zit him One, two, three, four, five

Everybody in the car So come on, let's ride To the liquor store off the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Feel buzzed like I had last week I must stay deep Cause talk is cheap

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita And as I continue You know they gettin' sweeter So what can I do? I really value my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good Let me jump in, please

Singin' the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need. A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun. A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica, here I am.

A little bit of you makes me your man My mode number five Jump up and down and move it all around Mambo number five. Jump up and down and move it all around. Shake your head to the side and put your hands on the ground. Take one step left and one step right. One to the front and one to the side. Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice. And if it looks like this, then you're doing it right. A little bit of Monica in my life.

A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need. A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun. A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica, here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man. Trumpet.

The trumpet. It's my mode number five A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Tina's what I see a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long, a little bit of Jessica.

Here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man. I do all too fall in love with a girl like you. You can't run. You can't hide. You and me gonna touch the sky It's in him, Breein Clint. Mumbo No. 5

That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Shannon. It's Lou Bega's Mumbo No. 5. That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Shannon. It's Lou Bega's Mumbo No. 5. It's a great tune. It's a great tune for Friday. Producer Ellie loved that one. Is that one of your favourites, mate? Yeah, I enjoyed that. It brings me back to when I used to do driveway performances for my street as a child.

Did you guys do that? No. No? Not for me? Okay, cool. You did driveway performances for your street. We'd have like a street party and then me and some of the gals from the street, like

eight years old, would do a whole recital of songs. Was it like that? Dope. Yeah, it was dope AF. Dope AF. Was it as awkward as your intermediate Shakira performance that you did? You know, I think that was a bit too saucy for age.

Ellie did a very raunchy Shakira performance in like year five. I saw her reenact it. Year five? Year five, yeah. Primary school? I know. Out of control. I used to go to dancing classes and then my mum had to pick me up one day

because I wet myself. It's a running theme with you. I was like four years old. Fourteen? I was four and I was wearing a pink tutu. How old are you now? Old enough. Twenty-nine. And you weed your pants on TV two weeks ago.

Just a little bit. Not the whole charade. There's no shame in it, mate. There's no shame in it. And if the poised panty liners people are looking for a spokesperson. I would gladly do an ad for them if they're paying good money. Would you do social media influencing for... Imodium diarrhea pills?

Oh, yeah. Would you? Yeah, I've suffered from my fair share of diarrhea. Boy, I'm Brie and I am full of shit. Zed fits. Zed, Em, Spree and Clint. The podcast. I'd like you to I'd like to take you to Russia right now You know how everyone's obsessed with Chernobyl? After the TV show and dark tourists and stuff like that

Some idiots are even going there on their holidays It's where the nuclear power plant had an accident, right? Had an accident, yeah One of the reactors exploded nuclear power plant had an accident, right? Had an accident. Yeah, one of the reactors exploded. Yeah, it's an accident. I know, but you see, you're like severely downplaying it. One of the biggest nuclear disasters

of all time took place in this part of the world and it's become like a cult attraction, a place to go. People love it. People love it. Producer Ben's already said he wants to go there on tour.

No, thanks. No, don't go there if you ever want to have children is my advice. No, thanks. No, don't go there if you ever want to have children, is my advice. Well, normal. Yep, yep, yep. Well, it can affect them. It can affect all sorts of things. They say if you go in there, it can affect, yeah, you having babies.

Anyway, it's big money, and now the latest thing to come from Chernobyl is a brand of vodka. It's called Atomic Vodka, and it is made using crops grown inside the Chernobyl exclusion zone. So fields and farms and areas inside the area that they say has been affected by nuclear radiation. And people are keen for it because people want all of this stuff at the moment. No, why do you want that? Why are you interested in that? It's been tested, and they say that from what they can tell, the vodka is not radioactive.

From what they can tell. But at the same time, from what they can tell. They're not going to tell you if it is. I swear they should have tested the grappa that my nonna used to have at her house. Oh, yeah? So grappa is like the super strong alcohol that like Italians drink? Yeah. Oh, it was terrible.

Yeah, but if they tested it and it came in like under a certain amount, you're, Nona wouldn't have wanted it. That's the thing. Probably. You need it at the high level.

Because that's the other thing too. Vodka, I mean, it's not that good for you anyway. So, what's a little bit of radiation, I guess. Well, you know,

if that's your jam, if you like dicing with death, then maybe this is the drink for you. I don't know. I don't know. If you're into it, I don't know what I'm saying. If you're into it and you want to try this, watch out for Atomic Vodka coming to you soon by way of Chernobyl, home of the little accident that happened back in the 80s.

I wonder if they'll sell it at Countdown. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to do a bit of a test because I saw, did you see that horrible article on the Herald today that was talking about the worst Tinder bio ever? Oh, yeah, I clicked that. I was like, oh, this will be an awkward one. It'll be funny, something, yeah.

No, the guy was literally threatening to kill people in his Tinder bio. He said in his Tinder bio. I was like, oh, this will be an awkward one. It'll be funny, something. No, the guy was literally threatening to kill people in his Tinder bio. He said in his Tinder bio, it was like, I'll be your Ted Bundy. Which is, if you don't know who that is, the notorious murderer who murdered a lot of women. Yeah. Creepy. But he's famous because they say he was good looking. Can I come out and say Ted Bundy wasn't good looking? He wasn't. Like, he was played by Zac Efron in that Netflix version. say he was good looking. Can I come out and say Ted Bundy wasn't good looking?

He wasn't. Like he was played by Zac Efron in that Netflix version. He's good looking. He's good looking. Yes. I feel like we're remembering Ted Bundy as better looking than he was. Yeah, I agree. Let's stop giving that horrific man credit.

I wanted to do a spin on it though. And I've looked up the best Tinder bios. Okay. The ones where people are obviously getting more swipes than usual. Yeah, getting a bit of banter going in the bio. Yeah, a bit of banter. I want to test you. And what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you two bios.

Yeah. And then you tell me which of the two you would rather swipe on. Okay, cool. Okay? So here's the first one. The Tinder bio says this. Looking at my phone, searching for a reason to stop looking at my phone. No.

I don't mean no. You don't like that? I don't get it. He's looking at his phone on Tinder. Yeah. To find something, a reason, a person to stop looking at his phone. Oh, right. Okay.

Well, it didn't grab me. So I've swiped. What's the way to say no? Left. Left. Okay, swiping left on that. No, you need to hear two. Oh, okay.

All right. God, I hope the next one's better than that. Okay, here comes the next one. About me. Likes poop jokes. Can stay out late on a school night. And isn't afraid to talk about politics on a first date. Oh, God.

Neither of those people sound like my cup of tea. I'm going for the first one, the one that I hated originally. The first one? That was the man one. Okay, that's fine. In this hypothetical situation, I'm open to everything. Okay, cool. Here comes the next two. Funny, attractive, and stupid.

That's the first one? Yep. Okay. Self-deprecating, I like it. Okay, here comes the next one. This one is two truths and a lie. Yeah. Okay.

I still don't have all of my adult teeth. I have a skin graft from my butt on my arm because I ran into a barbed wire fence. My favourite TV show is Rick and Morty. First one. I go for the first one. The guy one again. Oh, damn. I'm vibing with the fellas. Cool. Okay. I love it. Okay, here come the last two. The first one,

Tinder bio. Pro loves dogs. Con will spoon dog instead of you. Pro makes a mean guac. Con doesn't know. Pro, makes a mean guac. Con, doesn't know how to make anything other than guac. Okay? Here comes bio number two.

Pros, excellent trivia partner, will split the check, owns a DJ Roomba. That's an electronic vacuum cleaner. Cons, Jay Walker, held together by a team of specialists Hates pizza That person's out I'm going for the guy who has a dog and loves guac Oh damn it am I going for the guy again? Yes

Oh well I guess I'm gay now Which is fine Hypothetically gay Welcome Hello boys Oh, well. I guess I'm gay now, which is fine. Cool. Hypothetically gay. Welcome. Hello, boys. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Are you a bougie enough person to rock a costume change in the middle of your party? That's what I want to know. Would you ever do that? If you were hosting a birthday party, would you ever disappear into the bedroom and then come out with your second outfit for the night? I'd love to, but I struggle just finding one outfit. Fair, right? Yeah.

You just pull together what you can. There's a story around about this woman who is getting a bit of stick because she's posted to her social media about her wedding where she wore five different wedding dresses. Whoa. Yeah. That's a lot. It's a lot.

It's five full different looks. Was she even at the party? Or was she just getting changed the whole time? She just came out, showed them the new outfit, and then she had to go back into wardrobe. Part of the reason she's getting stickers is because she's very rich. So she is an heiress, which means she's inheriting a lot of money. So she hasn't earned that money.

No, she's the great-granddaughter of publishing tycoon William Randolph Hearst. I don't know what that means. She's also marrying a very rich director who directs Disney films as well. I don't know him. It's not relevant. Anyway, people are saying it's wasteful. They're saying you're wasting money

and you're wasting resources. And normally, I'm keen for ganging up on rich people. But at this time, it's her wedding. Like, girl, do you. It's your wedding. It's the, do you. It's your wedding. It's the one time you're going to get to be as extra as you possibly can. And I say go for it. Because, I mean, it's pretty common at weddings for the bride, at least, to do one costume change.

It's becoming more and more common that you have, like, your wedding dress. Yeah, you've got your ceremony dress. And probably for speeches. And then you change into something more cocktail for the party part afterwards. I like that idea. My wife Lucy did. She got changed into a second dress later in the evening for dancing. And it was a hit.

Yeah. Because you get to see the bride the first time and then you get to see the second look. And you're like, yes, yes, yes. Love it, love it, love it. And she can be more comfortable. I was jealous. I was like, damn, I should have done a costume change as well. You should have put on shorts and jandals.

No, that's not really my wedding aesthetic. Crocs. Yeah, crocs, stubbies, and a singlet. Like a Chiefs rugby jersey, maybe. That would have been hot. Yeah, maybe I should have gone with that. Also, why is it more acceptable for girls to do a costume change and not a man? Oh, sorry.

Sorry you don't get to do the costume. Mate, you know how long it takes us to get ready? Do you want all that as well? No, I'm just saying. Why is that something that's reserved for girls and not for guys? I'm just saying the societal pressures that I feel as a man. I don't feel comfortable to do a costume change. I feel like if I did a costume change during the middle of a party,

people would either think I'm weird or they would think that I pissed my pants. Okay? They wouldn't go, oh, Clint's put in some effort for this party. Look at the nice looks he's prepared for us. They would think something sinister. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Well, you probably did wet yourself. Well, even if I did. You did say that you had a bit of a trickle.

No, that was you. Oh, yeah, no, that was me. That was literally you last week. That was me. Free and Clint. The podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's F and Clint The podcast If you enjoyed this podcast Why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app Or wherever you get your podcasts Hit music, live the air

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