ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 10th 2020

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

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hi everybody welcome to the podcast intro we're just talking about brie's latest purchase you guys are all is it a secret is it a prison no it's not a prison yeah good it's present for me i'm not laughing i'm not laughing you're skeptical though big time skeptical because i believe you this is a purchase that you've it's like an instagram ad purchase no is it not no you've bought you can say not the yellow and white one It's not that one Say what you bought I bought a mini projector And I'm very excited How much did it Oh I actually know

Yeah how much did it cost Because that's how I deem What a good projector is More than 100 Yeah Less than 250 I'm more I want it to be good

I do want it to be good Do you want to see What it looks like And then you can make Your decision Because you want this To work outdoors, right? So my plan is I've always forever and ever and ever always have wanted to set up a cinema in the backyard. We've got a really good front yard for it.

And I thought all we need is a white sheet. Set that up somewhere and then project. And we've ordered beanbags. And then I invite my friends over and it's a dollar entry yeah and that gets you popcorn if you can achieve this for 250 i'll be so happy for you you wait i just think that projectors need a lot of power a lot of lumens um and then yeah i i looked at a few youtube videos yeah they said that's not bad. What's the brand on it? It says it's an ape man. Okay.

Again, I want this to be good. And I'm excited to see the result. What if it works? Then I'll get one. Yeah. If it works then I'll get one. Yeah, it's a great idea. Does it say how big it will project? So it says, yeah, it's got all those details. It says it's an ape man portable LCD

video projector. Supports 1080p. Yeah. Full HD movie. Yeah. 30 electronic keystone correction. Don't know what that means. 120 inch display.

There you go. 120 inch. Oh, that's massive. It's pretty big. Yeah, it's bigger than my TV. Okay. Yeah, well, it's a projector. Yeah, I know.

But your TV is big. My TV is very big and that's bigger than my TV. Okay. Yeah, it's a projector. Yeah, I know. But your TV is big. My TV is very big and that's a very small projector. What does it mean when it says 50,000 hours HRS? I think that's what the bulb will do until it starts to burn out. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah. What's the website? I bought it off a website called Storks.

If Storks are to be believed. Yeah, right. Anyway, keep us updated. It says compatible with TV, stick, PS4, HDMI, USB, phone. Oh, yep. So what, you just... It's not going to work. Ben, you should get one for your South Island road trip.

Yeah, I could. Well, I'm pretty sure this might get here tomorrow if you want to borrow it. What do you mean you don't know where to put it? Where would you put it? Don't you have a caravan? You put it on the side. Oh, I thought you did.

It's more of a walking holiday. I found this out. I thought they were going on a camper van trip. I probably wouldn't take the projector with me. I'd project it onto the side of a Kiwi. But if you were doing a camper van trip, it would be cool to take camping because you could put it on the side of the camper van. Put a sheet on the side of the camper van.

No, you don't even need to put a sheet on there. Yeah, you would. Well, if it's white. Or the roof. Yeah, but they wouldn't be all white. There'd be windows and stuff to deal with. Neither here, neither there. Yeah, you'd work it out, yeah.

It'd be fine. Well, wish me luck, everyone. I think it's here out. Yeah, you'd work it out. You'll be fine. Well, wish me luck, everyone. I think it's here tomorrow. I just watched a review of it. Yeah, what do you think? It's up against a wall, but very good quality. Looks good, doesn't it? It's a glowing review.

Looks good. It just looks like a normal projector when it's on the wall. Okay, here we go. Here we go. If it works, all of you guys since day one yeah you have backed it you guys have to promise me you will come to one of my movies yeah what movie what movie are you showing well we're still deciding it will be a um voting process for that can you show terminator 2 because i haven't seen it oh i don't know that doesn't

if i'm gonna pick terminator 2 as the one movie I show in my outdoor cinema. You can do like one a week kind of thing. You can do Terminator 1 because I haven't seen that either. Oh, yeah. Well, that would be more likely, yes. But I heard 2 is better than 1, so. And, yeah. What did you say, Anastasia?

Are you putting up against a sheet? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what we're playing. I think so. I reckon the projector's fine. I just am worried about the sheet. The sheet.

Yeah. But if you pull it tight. I would not use one of Ben's sheets. Yeah. I think we might buy a new sheet. The one that's on the bed in the back of his car. If anyone listening to this podcast has any credentials, I'm sure there's so many smart people that listen to this podcast.

Post your projector in the Facebook group. Okay. has any credentials. I'm sure there's so many smart people that listen to this podcast. If you, like, ask for the details. Post your projector in the Facebook group. Okay, I'll post it in the Facebook group. And please, if you have... Actually, no, I think I'd rather live in bliss and not know. Your partner's actually really crafty. Like, remember how... No. Are you putting it on the ground to then project up to the sheet?

I reckon it'll be on a little table. Right. And it'll project. You know how YouTube... That will angle it up. You guys made a bid frame? Yeah. A bid hit?

She did. Yeah, well, she made a bid hit. You could just make one double the size and then wrap the sheet around it and you'd be good to go. I mean, it's one movie. We're not going to go to all that. Oh, is it only going to be one movie? No, well, I'm thinking it might be a few for summer, one week.

I'm confused about how many movies. We can have a kid showing for 2E. She hasn't seen Terminator 2 either. Yeah, nice. I'm not showing Terminator 2 for us now. Is Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2? We'll show Fifty Shades of Grey for the kids next. Yes, he's the Terminator.

Even I know that. I haven't seen it. How many Terminator movies? Will they bring out a new one? There's a new one. There's always a new one. It looks really good The woman who's on the original ones

Is in this one Sarah Connor Arnold Schwarzenegger's in it too I've got so much Terminator to watch Oh damn it Like they just keep on making them And no one's asked for them Yeah

Also I picked up on something About a minute ago Anastasia has never sounded more Kiwi Than when she says the word bedhead Say it again Say it Bedhead Wait what do you mean Bedhead Bedhead Bedhead more Kiwi than when she says the word bedhead. Say it again. Bedhead.

Wait, what do you mean? Bedhead. Bedhead. Bedhead. What is it? Bedhead. No, no. Wait, okay. Bedhead.

Bedhead. Bedhead. That's all right. The bed. By the way, I saw Sister Act 2 two weeks ago. It's a good movie, mate. Oh, yeah. It's probably better than the first one, to be honest.

I love Sister Act. She is, mate. Spoiler alert, it's a good movie, mate. Oh, yeah. It's probably better than the first one, to be honest. I love Sister Act. She is, mate. Spoiler alert. It's got Lauren Helena. Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day. When Jesus was. This is the Whoopi Goldberg movie.

When Jesus was. He washed my sins away. Good. I hope so. Why did you say Whoopi Goldberg? Yes. Sweet. Yeah, Lauren Hill.

Amazing. Lauren Hill, amazing. She's incredible in it, yeah. Is she from? No. Don't. Gin Z. Oh, God. Gin Z, yes. Sweet. Yeah, Lauryn Hill. Amazing. Lauryn Hill, amazing. She's incredible in it, yeah. Is she from? No. Don't. Gin Z. Oh, God.

Gin Z, you're cancer. Anyway, if anyone wants to come to $1 movie nights, let me know. You're going to make a fortune. There is limited seats. She's not from the house. How many people do you reckon I could fit in my yard? How are you getting the movies? Oh, my God.

She thought we were talking about Lauryn Conrad. Get out. Get out of Lauren Conrad. Get out. Get out of here. Now. Get out. Go home. Because her name was Lauren Hell and she was in the hell. Oh my God.

You're cancelled. Double cancelled. You're cancelled. Yeah, my last question. How many people do you think I could get in my yard? How many milkshakes are you making? No, that was good. I took me a few seconds to get it.

Yeah, you can have that one. Took me a few seconds to get it. But seriously, how many? You could get 50 people in your front yard. You reckon? It'd be cramped. That'd be fun. BYO beanbag?

That'd be fun. BYO beanbag or chair. BYOBB. Yeah, BYO beanbag. But we can have a VIP area. BYO BBOC. We'll supply beanbags. Yeah, B-Y-O-B-B. But we can have a VIP area. B-Y-O-B-B-O-C. We'll supply bean bags.

Those 90s inflatable catches. Rent bean bags. You got a liquor license? They're dope. Rent some bean bags. It's private property. We're allowed to... Oh, we can't sell alcohol, though, can we? Can I sell a little bit?

But it can be included with the ticket price. Yeah, true. To buy a bag of Skittles. Like, can I sell an internal organ to buy a bag of Skittles? Yeah, if you want. Popcorn is going to be about $263. That's where we're going to make our money.

That's affordable. Let me know. It comes tomorrow so we will be able to review this whole thing next week. We can do a Christmas one. Yeah, we can do a Christmas movie. Die Hard. Yeah, I came for Die Hard. Never seen it. Heard it's good.

Same. I've never seen it heard it's good same I've never seen it either we're gonna go have a great podcast everybody see you in the morning bye in the morning see ya

awkward oh fuck hey Google what's the time it's 3pm give or take a minute Alexa play ZM on iHeartRadio play ZM on iHeartRadio

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Ho ho ho Merry Christmas Told you not to call me that anymore We'll say it to you, Anastasia and Ben Ho ho ho

Compliment taken. It is 15 days till Christmas? I think 15, yeah. That should be a simple calculation. Is it the 10th? Yeah, it's the 10th. 15 days. 15 days till the big fat man comes down your chimney and gives you presents.

I saw Santa Claus out in the iHeart Lounge earlier. Did you? Anastasia was there. We both saw him. What was he doing? He was eating yoghurt. And I said, if I know Santa, he loves yoghurt. He must have got over that lactose issue he was having.

Well, I reckon what's happened, he's come in here, you know, probably to do the rounds of the radio stations. And he saw the free yogurt fridge. Yeah. And he thought, oh, people always give me free food. That's for me. By the way, that's a glimpse behind the curtain into the razzle dazzle industry in which we work. Yes, Bree said free yogurt.

We get free yogurt in this job. What a ride. That's why I went to broadcasting school. For the free yogurt? Yeah. Free yogurt is great this time of year, by the way. We never get free yogurt, but for some reason there's a whole fridge of free yogurt out there. Seems like a trap. All of us went nuts, dude. We went over to the reception and I said to the lovely ladies at the reception at ZM, I said, are we allowed to help ourselves to the yogurt? She goes, yes,

take two. I was like, yeah, good one. Okay, sure. I'll just take one. Turn around. Bree and Anastasia have both got two giant tubs of yogurt each. You handed them to us. No, Anastasia did. I bet we're going to be on Seven Sharp later.

Anastasia. Secret cameras. What are you guys going to do with two liters of yogurt? I don't know. Make a hummus. No, make a tahini. No, that's not yogurt either. Or ambrosia. Make a latina. Can you make ambrosia with two litres of yoghurt? I don't know. Make a hummus. No, make a tahini. No, that's not yoghurt either. What do you do?

Oh, ambrosia? Make a labna. Can you make ambrosia with yoghurt? Ambrosia. Labna. Oh, a big bowl of raita. You know raita. I have been wanting to make a raita.

Do you have any cucumbers? Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah. Tomorrow night, big raita. Instead of a curry, we'll just have raita and rice. Or maybe make a curry and we can pop some yogurt on the top of the curry too. Stop it. And we'll have a bit left for the path.

We got cream too. Okay, I'm going to need another yogurt. Today on the show, we are playing for $900. Yes, that's right. I stumbled because it's so big. $900 of free mobile fuel in What's the Plot? I don't want to think about it. All I want for Christmas, and this is honest,

all I want for Christmas is to get to $1,000. That's all I want. Santa? I wonder if he's still out there eating yogurt. Why don't you go ask him? He doesn't grant wishes. Good point. He's not a genie.

Hey, he's magic though, isn't he? Yeah, he brings you presents on Christmas Day. Yeah, well, you know, I don't know what he's up to. Maybe he's opened his repertoire up since COVID hit or something. We're two games away from 1,000. Today it'll be $900 in What's the Plot? And if you want to take Bree on in our movie guessing game, make sure you're listening from 4.30.

It'll happen before 5 o'clock. Next, though, coffee drinkers, listen up. An alarming stat on how many cups of coffee is considered an addiction a day. Like how many coffees you have to be considered addicted

to coffee. When I read this, I felt personally attacked. I did. I reckon it's two. I wish it was. No. No, don't say anything. Right, all right, all right. It's called a radio hook. Oh, yeah, right. So people have to, you know,

listen to this song here. Mate, I only went to radio school for the yogurt. Well, a radio hook. Now, listen to a couple of songs. Yeah. But you need to entice them to do that.

Plus, if you stick around, you might win some free yogurt. Now you've got it. Brian Clint, here's Harry Styles on ZM. It's golden. Golden. Bree and Clint.

Listen up, coffee drinkers, because I've got an alarming stat for you. It's a kind of instant that we're just whipping up. Yep. It's all they've got in the kitchen at work. No, they've got a coffee machine here. Oh, not that coffee machine. Yuck.

Do you ever look... Oh, don't be so prudish. Prudish? It's got a hose that goes into. Yuck. Do you ever look... Oh, don't be so prudish. Prudish? It's got a hose that goes into a milk bottle that no one ever changes and some of the milk inside the hose has gone green. Yeah, but that means you get a bit of yoghurt in your coffee. Come on, man. We're a high... Bit of culture.

Bit of culture. We're a hot rockin' top 40 radio station. Can we get an espresso, please? Please. Look, I'll hook it up. I'll use my Nespresso. I'll use my Nespresso deal and sort it out. Anyway, anyway, anyway, back to coffee. There's some German researchers have done an investigation into caffeine addiction.

And they've tested coffee drinkers from those they deem heavily addicted through to those what they call moderate drinkers who just have like a cup a day kind of thing. That's moderate. They're not addicted. That's casual. That's what you call social coffee drinking apparently. But they're still addicted in my opinion.

No, they don't need it. If you have one a day but you need that coffee. You think that's addicted? No, but I just think like it depends if you need it. Like I know people, like, it depends if you need it. Like, I know people, they only have one, but they need it.

Like my mum, addicted, she only has one. But she needs that one. She needs it. Right, okay, alright,

alright. Well, how many coffees do you think they deemed heavily addicted? How many coffees a day? I'd hope it'd be three or more. Really, is that,

damn. I think that's heavy, three or more. Really? A day. that's heavy. Three or more. Really? A day. It's three. It's three, yeah. And you know what I was doing while I was reading this article? Drinking a coffee. Having my third coffee of the day. Yeah. Because that's how my day operates.

You don't always have three. No. No. No. You don't. But I always have two. Yeah. And three on a special day. What's a special day? Well, today's a special day. Why? Because I just need a little bit extra. You're like, I need a pick up.

Yeah, and I know it sounds like I'm using addict language. The real interesting thing about this study is they found the more people drank coffee, the less likely they were to like coffee. Really? So the people who were in a lot of, and that's not me. I actually love coffee and I drink it because I enjoy it.

That's why I have it. God, I don't sound like I'm trying to argue the point, eh? They said the further up the... First step is admitting. They said the further you go up the scale, the more likely you are to not... You just drink it to drink it. Yeah, you're not enjoying the taste.

You're drinking it because you need it. That's what it is. Is there anything else like that that people do? Alcohol. Oh, yeah. A lot of people drink alcohol. They don't like the taste of it. That's what it is. Is there anything else like that that people do? Alcohol. Oh, yeah. A lot of people drink alcohol. They don't like the taste of it. Yeah.

But they drink it to get their muzzle. They need it to socialise. They need it to what? Yeah, to relax. Yeah, right. I don't know. There's heaps of things, isn't there? Smoking?

Does smoking come into that category? I think so. I reckon a lot of people, there'd be people that smoke, that hate the way it smells or tastes. I'd be so interested to hear from a smoker. When you have a suck on that big ciggy, you're like, mmm, yummy. I don't think anyone is saying that. That is moorish.

That is just delectable. I think they're thinking about the feeling, not how gross it is. Right. Because when I have a coffee, I go, yum, this is delicious coffee. Do you go, ooh, yum, this is delicious coffee. Yeah. Do you go, oh, yum, what's in this? But it's like, yeah, right. You're like, do I detect a bit of cherry?

You say to the service station guy that you bought the ciggies off, you're like, compliments to the chef. This is a nice gem. I must get this recipe off you. But it's the same as tequila. I've never done a shot of tequila and went, mmm, yummy. Same. Delish.

Same. I've always been like. But then The Rock, The Rock has got his own tequila brand and he's like, this stuff is so yum. It's not yum. It's not yum.

Stop trying to pass tequila off as yum. And stop trying to tell me that vodka doesn't have any taste. Yeah, it does on the way down. It just burns. Yeah, it does. It tastes like vodka. It tastes like ouch to me.

Anyway, I'm going to make a coffee. It's too hard to sleep. Bree and Clint. Have you ever tried to sue your partner while you were still dating them? No, but to me, I haven't sued anybody. Yeah, neither.

Costs too much money in lawyers. Which I feel like there's certain steps you could take before you sue your partner. Yeah, I feel like, you know, have a conversation. Even if you take before you sue your partner. Yeah, I feel like, you know, have a conversation. Even if you win, you lose. Yeah. There's a woman by the name of Gertrude.

She's 26. No, there's not. I'm going to fact check you there. There's no woman called Gertrude. Her name is Gertrude. In 2020? Yeah, they live in Zambia. Actually, I don't know the cultural norms of Zambia,

so I'll just shut up. And she's dating a 28-year-old guy called Herbert. This is a true story. Are these real names? It's real. Anyway, she has decided she's going to take her boyfriend, Herbert, to court. And, yes, her boyfriend.

So they are still dating. And she's decided that, yeah, she wants to take him to court because he hasn't proposed to her in eight years. Why doesn't she just propose to him? I don't know. That's a great question. If I was the judge, that's what I would say. I would say, get out of my court.

She says, she said in the courtroom that he said that he promised to marry her at some point. Yeah. But she said not soon enough and that's why she's taken him to court. Well, a verbal contract is legally binding. So if he promised. Yeah. Oh, is it in New Zealand?

I don't know. Is it in Nambia? Where was this? Zambia. Zambia. Zambia. She said that he has never been serious enough about this relationship and that's why I brought him to the court

to know what the future holds for us. I feel like this is one for Judge Judy. Yeah. I feel like Judge Judy would look at them and go, you idiots. Yeah, but she'd sit them straight. She'd give them a good talking to. She'd be like, what are you talking about?

Okay, what's the outcome? Anyway, apparently Herbert has said in court that the reason he hasn't proposed is because he's not in a financial position to afford a wedding at the moment. He's also putting off the question until his financial situation is more stable, but then this is where it really gets a bit messy because then Herbert said that Gertrude isn't the most perfect girlfriend ever. Oh, right. What's Gertrude doing? the most perfect girlfriend ever. Oh, right.

What's Gertrude doing? He said she's not perfect either. She's not giving me enough attention. And then Gertrude said, well, she shared doubts about his loyalty to her. She believed he was talking to someone else. This is all happening in court, by the way. Yeah. Anyway, apparently the judge

just looked at them and he kind of said, guys, why the hell are you here? Yeah. Go sort it out. I don't give a crap what is going on.

The bit I can't work out is with all that information, why aren't they engaged? Seems perfect. Some couples you just go, man, you guys are the real deal. And Gertrude and Herbert,

yeah, they're a real Art and Matilda story. It's been a long year, 2020, and this is a really fun part of the year for us radio announcers because all the lists come out of, you know, top songs listened to

top places visited which was a pretty boring list usually we get most ordered food on Uber Eats, that's an exciting one I'm expecting because I'm expecting a lot of the lists to be disappointing this year except for Uber Eats I think that will be fire

although remember there was a period of lockdown see it's been such a long year, remember there was a period of lockdown? See, it's been such a long year. Remember there was a period of lockdown where we couldn't get Uber Eats? That was four weeks. Or five weeks, maybe. Far out. It was a long time. We have suffered.

Yeah, we have, yeah. Well, the list is out for the world's top Google searches of 2020. Oh, yeah. And there's quite a lot of searches in here that you can expect. COVID. Some of the top ones. These are at the top top. Coronavirus,

of course. Election results. Oh, yeah. Was also up in the top. Well, there were a lot of big elections this year. Yeah. Well, there was ours and America's. I don't know who else had one. Chad? Chad? I don't know. Zoom, also at the

highest trending topics. My friend bought shares in Zoom just before the first lockdown. Really? Just on the Sharesies app. He bought some Zoom shares. How did he know to do that? I don't know. I think it's one of those fluky things.

He acts like he's the wolf of Wall Street, but I think he just. It was a fluke. I think it was a fluke. Do it again and prove it. Yeah. Anyway, he's doing very well. Yeah, I bet. Actually, I think he bought like $100.

Yeah, I don't think he could be doing like crazy ridiculous. Put it this way, he hasn't quit his job. Yeah. He's got at least $400. Yeah. Which, good for him. I mean, yeah, great. Other trending topics that were on Google this year included unemployment, which is sad.

Stimulus checks, which is also sad, and also at the top of the list, Australia fires. Oh, yeah, that's how we started the year. Yeah, and Super Tuesday. So they were both really high-trending topics. That also happened, yeah, at the start of this year. What's Super Tuesday? I think that's the day that there was the really horrible fires.

Oh. I think. Is it? Or is it? No, I think it's an American election thing. Is it? I think it's like a Congress thing. I think.

I don't know. Don't, I don't know. Don't quote me on that. Hey, hey, hey. Maybe we should Google it. Maybe we should. Should I? I'll Google it right now.

Go on, Google what? I'm going to Google. Yeah, let's sound like informed presenters. Let's go Newstalk ZB on it. Let's get informed. I think it's to do with the Aussie fires. What do you think it's to do with? Okay, I think it's to do with US politics. I think you might be right. Have you Googled what is Super Tuesday? Super Tuesday

is the United States presidential primary election day. There you go. In February or March. Super Tuesday. It sounds too exciting to be about finance. Sounds like it's like you know,

got good deals on stuff. Yeah, yeah, like Black Friday. Everything's got to go. Okay, who's the celebrity that's getting married young? It's not actually news news.

He's been engaged for a bit but you might have missed it. It is Gordon Ramsay. No, he's not getting married or young. He is fine engaged for a bit, but you might have missed it. It is Gordon Ramsay. No, he's not getting married or young. He is fine though. You reckon? Oh, yeah. You'd be a bit of Gordon?

Give me a bit of Gordon. Are you more Gordon or Jamie? Oh, that's tough. Don't make me choose. Are you pukka tukka? I like both. No, you can't have both. I'll have one as entree, one as main. Let me spice up the... And I'll have Nigella as my dessert. I was going to say, she's the third.

You can't have them all. Yeah, no, I can. Anyway, it's not them. The celebrity who's getting married young. I've just got to do this again. Brooklyn Beckham. Brooklyn Beckham. Damn it. I was trying to do a... Was that a Victoria or a David voice?

Victoria would be, Brooklyn Beckham. And it. I was trying to do a... Was that a Victoria or a David voice? Victoria would be, Brooklyn Beckham. And Dave would be, Brooklyn Beckham. You sound like an old lady. Anyway, he's 21 and he's getting married to Nicola Peltz from Transformers. Yeah, she a babe.

Hot. He's hot. And they're both young and they're both getting married real young. Victoria, the reason it's in the news, she's given an interview where she's been asked, is it weird that you're going to be mother of the bride when your son is only 21 years old?

This is what she said. Is it weird? My son getting married? You know, that's what everybody says. Everybody remembers Brooklyn as being like little Brooklyn on the football pitch with David at Manchester United. And now he's a 21-year-old man. He's so happy.

They're both so happy. Which is great. She said he's found his soulmate. And she raves about Nicola as well. She said that she's amazing, which is a pretty strong endorsement from the mother-in-law. How long have they been together? Well, he's only been alive for 21 years, so it can't be that long.

So not longer than 21 years. Right, got it. I actually don't know. That's a really good question. I think a couple of years maybe. Yeah. It's quite young. 21 is quite young.

Because wasn't he dating old What's-Her-Face from, oh, I always do this. Game of Thrones? No. What's the movie? Ben, you know the movie. You guys know. It's Chloe Grace Moretz. Chloe Grace Moretz.

They were dating for a bit, yeah. And what was the movie? They're kick-ass. Kick-ass, that's it. The movie's kick-ass. That was like a couple years ago. Yeah. So they haven't been dating for long, the new one.

Yeah, right. Okay. Either way, good for them. But 21, to me, that seems really young to get married, right? I think that seems quite young. In 2020, it seems very young. Imagine getting married at 21. My issue with me getting married at 21 would be

I'm such a different person to who I was when I was 21 that my wife would have grounds for divorce because she would go, well, that's not the guy I married. Like, you're a completely different person. Let's hope you would turn into a better person, though. Oh, well, that's not the guy I married. Like, you're a completely different person. Let's hope you would turn into a better person, though. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, and not worse. If you're getting worse, then that's not great.

I think, yeah, it's really hard, I think, when people get married so young because you do grow and change so much in your early 20s to your late 20s. But at the same time, if you've found your person, then why wait? Like, by all accounts, Victoria is saying that's his soulmate. You don't want to let it slip away, so go for it, I guess.

It's just different to us. That's why this afternoon we want to ask the question, did you get married young? How old were your parents when they got married? Oh, great question. I think... You should know this. Well, Dad was 30 when he had me,

and they'd already been married for a couple of years. So in their 20s. They were in their 20s when they got married. That is so, like, you're literally glazing over it. Why should I know how old they were? I don't know. It's not my marriage. Take some interest. How old were your parents?

Just to find out if you were born out of wedlock. No, I was born in wedlock. Oh, well, how do you know? You don't know when they got married. I'm no bastard. You don't know. You might be a bastard child. Oh, well, how do you know? You don't know when they got married. I'm no bastard. You don't know. You might be a bastard child. 0800 dial ZM.

We want to know this afternoon, did you get married young? Yes, how young? And it doesn't matter whether you're still married or it didn't work out. We'd just love to know. And it doesn't matter how young either. If you think it was young,

then give us a call. Yep. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint. David and Victoria Beckham's son, Brooklyn, is getting married at the age of 21, which we think is a young marriage.

Actually, it doesn't matter what we think. It's a young marriage, right? I think so, yeah. In 2020, yes. His fiancée Nicola Peltz is older. She's 25. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know she was that little bit older. I still consider that a young marriage. Yeah, 25's still young. Victorious is very much in love. They are soulmates and so we say good on them.

But we want to talk young marriages today. Did you have one? Did you get married quite young? What happened? How'd it turn out? The first person on the line today is Colleen. Hi, Colleen. Hi, Colleen. Hi. Hi. There's my mum's name. For a second I thought it was my mum calling up to... Is this Clint's mum? No, it's not your mum. No, I know my mum's voice. Did you get married young, Colleen? I was married at 19 and 43 years later and four children. Yep, still together. There you go. Whoa, 19. How did that come about?

Not sure really. It was just one of those things. Usually someone asks and then they say yes. I know, but like, was it like... And then they go down this thing called the aisle. Oh, shut up, shut up. Okay, then married at 19 and 40-odd years of wisdom later, would you recommend that 19-year-olds listening to ZM right now tie the knot? Oh, hell no.

Colleen, keeping it real. Why did it work for you then? Oh, different times, I think, you know. I have four children, none of them are married, and the oldest is 42, so, you know. You've got to take your time. Absolutely. She's the right person.

What's your hubby's name? His name is Gerald. Gerald, do you reckon you guys are the real deal? No, it hasn't. No, because it hasn't been without its ups and downs. Okay. You know, you've just got to work at it. And if you're not prepared to work, it won't work.

But, Colleen, ups and downs, that is the real deal. Oh, it is. Because that is a real relationship. Oh, it is. Because that is a real relationship. Oh, my God, this is so wholesome. I love it. It is. It totally is. Thank you.

That's a lovely story. Thanks, Colleen. Merry Christmas. Thank you for the call. Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi.

Did you get married young? I did. I got married at 19 as well. Okay, and how did it turn out for you? Not as great as Colleen. Seven years later, we just didn't grow together. We grew apart, put it that way. How many years?

Seven. Seven, married, yeah. You gave it a good go. So by 26, you were broken up? Correct, yeah. Wow. Did you get married again? Have you been married again?

Not yet. Not yet. There's still time. Jess, how good that you broke up at 26. Still a lot of good years left to party and have fun. Still many, many years. Still plenty of tread left on those tires, Jess. Yeah, plenty of tread.

100%. Okay, so your advice is don't get married at 19 as well? Yeah. But Colleen said that too. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. She's seen kids these days. She's like, don't do it. What about Brooklyn Beckham at 21 with a 25-year-old fiance?

What do you think about that? I say no. I mean, give it a go, mate. It's worth a shot. Yes. Get seven years out of it. Yeah, yeah. And then move on to the next.

And they're hella rich. It'll be a great party, you know? So you might as well give it a go. True. Tony's here as well. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi.

Did you get married young early? Yes, I got married at 19 and I'm 21 now. Hi, Tony. Hi. Did you get married young early? Yes, I got married at 19 and I'm 21 now. Okay. Yeah. Are you still married? Yes, yes, we are. How's it going?

Good, good. As the first lady said, ups and downs, but really good. Don't take this the wrong way. Why did you get married at 19? It is young. Why would you do that? I've known my husband since we were kids, so he's always just been around.

You're like, oh, you're there. I can't be bothered looking. That is so Kiwi. Like, how young are we talking, Tony? How young did you know him from? Oh, well, our dads were friends. Oh, so, yeah, probably really young then. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, if he's listening now, would so, yeah, probably really young then. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Well, if he's listening now, do you want to give him a romantic message? Hurry up and get home. I'm hungry. And there it is. The great Kiwi love story is represented by Tony. Thanks for the call, Tony. Good to talk.

Imagine Tony when she's looking at her husband. She's like, ah, remember when you used to pick your nose? I might probably get ready to ruin some people's Christmas parties in Christmas season. Oh, no. What are you going to do? I'm going to talk about this article. You're going to get your top off again. Hey, that's not going to ruin it for people.

I didn't mean it like that. That was rude. Okay, sorry. Let me reverse that. Please take your top off. No, no. Now you're being weird and creepy. See, I can't win.

I can't win. Just don't talk about my bristicles. I think we've established that. I'm just going to be quiet for the rest of this. Now I'm going to talk about this article that has pretty much done some research on what alcohol gives you the worst hangover. Oh, no, you're going to make Christmas parties better with this information. No, but what if it's someone's favourite?

Well, change your favourite. Yeah. Get a new one. Get a new one. Avoid the hangover. There's so many delicious alcohols out there to try. What is it for you? The world is your alcoholic oyster.

What alcohol is it for you? That gives me your alcoholic oyster. What alcohol is it for you? That gives me the worst hangover? Yeah, what do you think? Oh, well, it's definitely mixing. Yeah, mixing's not ideal. You start on the beers, you move to the G&Ts, you have a quick time on the rosés, and then just to wind down.

Oh, that's making me feel sick of just talking about that. Yeah, that's my perfect night and my worst morning. But if just one, is there one that stands out for you where you're like, I avoid that? I don't drink bourbon anymore for that reason. Yeah, just gives you a bit of a rough day the next day. Yeah. It's not bourbon.

Right. This is going to be quite shocking, I think, to a few people, but maybe not the people who drink this often. The alcohol that gives you the worst hangovers is Prosecco. Oh, cheap bubbles. A wine expert has pretty much done some research into why Prosecco gives you the worst hangovers, and it's something to do with the bubbles. Is it?

And how, yeah, it changes how the liquid flows through your bloodstream. Does it? And increases the groggy side effects of booze. I like to think of having a big night on the Prosecco is that your veins are just flowing with bubbly Prosecco. I know. To be honest, I agree with this. Every time I have a few Proseccos, I'm like.

Prosecco's good stuff because you feel like you're drinking champagne and you feel bougie as. Yeah. But it's like a third of the price. Yeah. Yeah. But it doesn't leave you with the best. I don't know if you have this in Australia.

Do you have a wine called Spumante? Spumante. People will know this. Spumante or Spur-mante? It's spelt S-P-U-M-A-N-T-E. Spur-mante. Spumante. What does it look like? S-P-U-M-A-N-T-E. S-P-U-M-A-N-T-E. Spumante. What does it look like?

It looks like a novelty bottle of wine. It's real cheap. Right, right. I think we might. Yeah, right. We used to go for the Fruity Lexia goon sacks. Oh, right. Yeah, Fruity Lexia.

Sparkling goon sack? No. But I think, I believe there is sparkling goon sacks now. How do they keep the pressure? I don't know. Surely when you push the button on the goon bag, it would shoot out into your mouth. That was cranberry vodka goon sacks.

Has anyone ever put rosé into a soda stream? No. Should we do that? Should we try and make our own sparkling wine one time? Just with regular wine? You could just buy it. No, I know, but where's the fun in that? So what kind of wine would you buy?

I'll bring my SodaStream in tomorrow. You decide. You pick the wine and I'll make it sparkling. You choose. No, but, oh, you mean get a rosé and make it sparkling rosé? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. In the SodaStream.

Right. Anyway, that can be tomorrow's job. Yeah. Okay, Prosecco gives you the worst hangover. Anything else we need to know? Also avoid Malibu and orange juice. That one made me feel sick when I was younger.

Pineapple juice though, how good. Delish. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the

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whipped cream into your mouth? It's not hygienic or becoming. This is my can. Well, good news, no one else wants it, okay? I'll just move that over there. Get a bowl. I'll move that over there. Just put some cream in there.

Hey, this is really exciting because another New Zealand song is going ballistic around the world at the moment. It's been a huge few years for New Zealand song is going ballistic around the world at the moment. It's been a huge few years for New Zealand music when you look at Lorde, you look at

Josh685 Yep. And Benny. There you go. I was going to say you can't miss Benny. I wouldn't.

Wasn't going to. Lucky. And now blowing up on TikTok the Kiwi song How Bizarre. How Bizarre. How Bizarre. Obviously notizarre. How Bizarre.

Obviously not a new song. In fact, this month, How Bizarre is 25 years old. Yeah, it's the anniversary. Yeah. Otara Millionaires Club stands for, oh no, OMC, sorry,

stands for, damn, I said it the wrong way around. The main guy is Paulie Fu Mana, who passed away in 2010. He's no longer with us. He died at the age of 40. That's sad. His family, though, are blown away by the success of this song and its continued success.

This song on TikTok has currently got 2.2 billion views. Isn't that crazy, eh? Mental. It's the latest TikTok trend to do. And you say something and then... Don't pretend like you know what's happening on the top. I do, I do. You say something weird and you say something that's weird and then it goes...

I feel like I'm watching my dad explain TikTok. Okay, I'm not going to explain TikTok, but I want to give some facts about the song because it is one of the greatest New Zealand songs of all time. It's the first one to go number one in America, you said. It was, yeah. So How Bizarre, when it came out, originally went number one in the US, the UK,

Ireland, Austria, Australia, and number two in Germany. Bloody Germany. Number two. Still good. Get with the program, Germany. Still good. The song is the biggest selling and highest charting single

ever released on a New Zealand-owned label. It sold between three and four million copies of the album that it was on, which is insane. No albums these days sell that many. They just will never buy albums anymore. Yeah, no, well, it's different now. But even then, for a Kiwi album to do that, and the single made around

$11 million in royalties. $11 million. That's insane. In fact, $11 million. Also, bonus fun facts about this song. It was voted the 34th greatest New Zealand song of all time in 2001. 34th? Yeah, that's a rip-off.

It's top five. What was in the top three? I don't know. It's irrelevant now because it was 2001 and we've had Lorde since then. Right, yeah. So that was when that list was compiled. And what? Wait, so Lorde wasn't even in that list and that song still was number 35. Yeah, yeah. So that was when that list was compiled. And what, wait, so Lorde wasn't even in that list

and that song still was number 35. Yeah, right. What? And in 2002, the song was named How Bizarre by OMC was named the 71st greatest one-hit wonder of all time by VH1. That's pretty good. Buzzy A.

There's been a lot of one-hit wonders. Yeah. Like good ones. Totally. Yeah. That's for the world, not been a lot of one hit wonders. Like good ones. Totally. That's for the world, not just for New Zealand. Yeah, for the world. So anyway, how bizarre. I'd love to know what number one is. Of the greatest one hit wonders? Yeah. Don't know man, sorry.

We should do that TikTok though, I can show you how it works. We can do it on my TikTok. Nah, I'm good. I'll think about it. Bree and Clint. We could do it on my TikTok. Nah, I'm good. I'll think about it. Bree's doing laps of the studio to warm up for What's the Plot. You should be watching movies to warm up. I can't watch a movie in three minutes.

Yeah, true. You should watch some trailers. Here we go. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do.

Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Never has there been so much pressure on one radio announcer. Ever. Today, Brie takes on the challenge of defending $900 of mobile fuel and her 18th victory in a row. Can she do it? Taking her on is Carl. Hi, Carl.

Hi, Carl. Hi. Hi. Hi. You're the man tasked with taking Bree down and destroying her hopes and dreams of getting this to $1,000. Are you the man for the job? I'm going to try. You're going to try.

Do you know your movies? I kind of watch a few too many. You watch a few too many. Good. Oh, he's playing it cool. You're giving a lot away by playing it cool. Your buzzers are your name. You don't have to wait for me to finish the movie plot.

You can buzz in and answer whenever you like. The first to get two movies correct will take out the game. The theme for today, because we are playing for $900, is 90s movies, Good Luck, the first movie. Flick is an inventive quick brie. A bug's life. A bug's life. Is correct. Come on.

Still with us, Carl. That's pretty quick. That's pretty quick. Movie number two. Come on, come on. Our hero is smart, good looking and quite abrasive to most of her fellow teens, meaning that she doesn't attract many boys. Unfortunately for her younger sister,

house rules say that she can't date until her older sister has a... Brie. Brie. I've had a blank. Huge movie. I know it, I know it. 10 Things I Hate About You. 10 Things I Hate About You is correct. This is not the song, but it's the best I could do.

That's it. Sorry, Carl. That's the game, mate. Sorry, Carl. Oh, well. It had a lot to it. Yeah. What's that?

What did you say? It had a lot to it. It had a lot to it, yeah. Well, there you go. I don't feel relieved, and I'm not going to feel relieved until I hit that 1,000 mark, and I can give. I'm just going to give it away. I'll be the first person that calls through, and I will give you $1,000 in cash.

It means next week. Fuel, I mean. The last week of the show, we'll play for 9.50 on Thursday. And if you can do it, then we'll play for 1,000 on our last show of the year. Right, so we're going to drag it out to the last show of the year. We're not going to play twice in one day. Why can't we? Because we want to drag it out.

I want to relax for the last show. Yeah, well, make sure you win then. Oh, God. Bree and Clint. I do love to follow the last show. Yeah, well, make sure you win then. Oh, God. Bree and Clint. I do love to follow a community page. Yeah. I feel like I get a lot of benefit out of it. Yeah.

I know what's going on in the community. You know, you can always help people if they've lost a pet, get them home. Yeah. You can get free stuff. Mostly in my community page, it's just people asking why the police helicopter is up. Yeah. They're like, anyone know why the police

helicopter's hovering around? I want to know why it's up there. My community page is obsessed with the police helicopter. Yeah, a girl wrote in our community page the other day asking who stole her 50 bucks out of her mailbox because that was for her weed money. That's a true

story too. She's like, now I have all these snacks and no weed. Thanks a lot. Anyway, community pages have a lot of good stuff. I saw on this community page this morning, like people give away free stuff sometimes. Yeah. Like I think it was about three weekends ago, my partner and I, we went, we put on the community page,

we needed some bricks to just fill in some of the spaces underneath the house so our puppy Whitney couldn't get under there. Someone on the community page straight away was like, I've got these old bricks, come and get them if you want them. We were like, score. Yeah, it's great. You can move anything. People will take anything.

I got rid of cardboard boxes on there. Well, speaking of cardboard, I saw someone is giving something cardboard away in your area. Right. I thought you'd be interested. I don't know if I want anything cardboard. Pretty good deal. For the low, low price of free,

you can pick up in your area, Clint, 50 toilet roll tubes. Right. Now, I'm all for upcycling, recycling, reduce, reuse, recycle. What are you going to do with 50 toilet rolls? Use them for a fire. Good fire starters. I don't have a fire.

Arts and crafts, although people have touched them in the toilet. Yeah, that's why. Probably wouldn't give them to the kids. I can touched them in the toilet. Yeah, that's always something I think, yeah. Probably wouldn't give them to the kids. I could run them under the tap first. You can make binoculars. Yeah. Cool. Here's my issue with them.

You don't want these? They're free. I have my own. Like we managed to make our own in the house. I was just thinking if you needed some extra, you could. Yeah, no. Is that a weird- Thanks for looking out for me.

Yeah, it's weird. Weird free thing you've seen on a community page? Yeah. And I thought me giving needed some extra, you could. Yeah, I know. Is that a weird- Thanks for looking out for me. Yeah, it's weird. Weird free thing you've seen on a community page? Yeah. And I thought me giving away cardboard boxes, like we're talking empty- No, cardboard boxes are great. Empty My Food Bag boxes. Yeah, because people like, you know, if they're moving-

Why does My Food Bag come in a box? I don't know. You ever thought about that? Shouldn't it be in a bag? Did it ever come in a bag? Don't think so. Get Nadia on the phone. No, I don't want that.

But thank you very much. Oh, well, I was just looking out for you. It's free. Also, I've over the time of, over my period of growth, have learnt to stop taking things just because they're free. I used to be a magpie for free stuff

to the point that a flat that I lived in, we had three lounge suites. All free. All free. I saw them all on the side of the road and I'm like, well, I'm not just going to pass up a free lounge suite. It's free. And my flatmates had to sit me down.

Luckily, there's a lounge suite for that and say, no more lounge suites. We found a rat's nest in one of them. We have more seats than floor space now. Yeah, not ideal. But we did have two lounges at this flat. So up until the third one, I was doing a good thing. Have you got anything recently for free?

Or what's the best free thing you've got in life? Michelin Man statue. That's pretty cool. Yeah. My brother bought it home. I don't actually know if... Actually, is it cool? Also, is it free?

Is it free? Because I've got a feeling that the Boworepairs guys just left it out overnight. And he was like, I'll have that. But, you know, if you see a Michelin man, you're not not going to take him. No, I think a lot of people wouldn't take it. He had wheels. Oh, well, they were asking for it. They were asking for it.

What's the best free thing you ever got? I don't know. Unconditional love. Shut up. Oh, that was a good answerconditional love Shut up That was a good answer from me Shut up That's disgusting Crushed it

Thank you mum and dad No Yours sucks And mine is mildly passable We need some good ones At best we need better things Like is there anyone out there You've scored something really awesome for free

Might have been off a community page Might have been off the side of the road Might have been a friend Might have been off a community page, might have been off the side of the road. Might have been a friend. Might have been gift with purchase. Yeah. We don't know. Might have been off the radio. Yes. What did you get for free? 0800 dial ZM or you can text

us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I found a great deal on a community page where someone was trying to offload 50 toilet rolls. Clint, they were in your area. Not keen. And the fact that no one else is keen should have been a dead giveaway.

That's not a good giveaway. I mean, look, it's not the best free thing I've seen online. However, we have been bombarded with people with great suggestions of what to do with used toilet rolls. Yeah, thank you for those suggestions. We appreciate them. You can keep your cords in them. We have asked. You can.

Hey, you can keep your cords in them. You can keep your cords in them. And they are great at starting fires, all right? Yep. They are really good. We have asked you guys this afternoon. Or as a tiny telescope. On 0800 dial ZM,

what was the best thing you've ever gotten for free? Stefan, welcome to the show. Good afternoon. Or as a tiny telescope. On 0800 dial ZM. What was the best thing you've ever gotten for free? Stefan, welcome to the show. Good afternoon. Hello. Yeah, g'day mate. What's the best thing you got for free? Oh mate, I got a $10,000 cruise ship ticket all around Australia for a month and over the Bali and that too.

What? How'd you get that for free? Oh, I just cracked it at the right time. Ca caught up with an old mate, and her and her boyfriend had just broken up, and he had already paid for the ticket, so. You went with her? Oh, wait, no, no, no, he went with him, didn't he? No, no, no, no, she couldn't have.

They broke up. There was some pretty bad terms there, so. You went with the girl? Yeah, I went with the girl and her mum. Oh, and her mum mum Oh, and her mum Oh, and her mum Yeah, yeah It was a family trip

We're 16 or so Oh, wow Yeah, nice Nice And what, they didn't make you pay anything? No, didn't pay a thing Oh, how good I think there's some pretty good cruise ship deals going at the moment, actually, too

Yeah More than likely Yeah Are we allowed on them? Stefan Great question, Stefan Thank you Let's get Andrew on Hi, Andrew G'day, Andy actually, too. Yeah. More than likely. Yeah. Are we allowed on them? Stefan. Great question, Stefan. Thank you. Let's get Andrew on.

Hi, Andrew. G'day, Andy. How's it going? He's indicating left or right? Right. Right. Always right. What did you get for free, mate?

I got a nine-metre motorhome. What? What? Yeah. How? So, a guy came into work because I do fitments out of motorhomes and caravans. Yeah. And he's built a new one.

And he's like, I've tried selling my old one and, you know, I can't get rid of it because it's so big. Yeah. And then he's like, well, I just need someone and somewhere that they can just take it, basically, and keep it. Wait, so you... And I was like, well, I've got a bit of land, and he sort of just dropped it off at my house, and that's it. A complete stranger gave you another complete stranger to him. He was just like, all right, well, you can have this nine-metre motorhome.

Yep, exactly that. He gave him a house. Yeah, that's quite incredible. Pretty much. That reminds me, my dad's been in a situation like this. It was this family friend that we knew and dad found out that he had this ultra rare motorbike

on his yard, but it was down the side of his house and it hadn't been ridden for like 15 years. Dad went around and said, I want it, I'll buy it off you. And the guy said, to be honest, if you promise to take it and try and get it going, you'll buy it off you. And the guy said, to be honest, if you promise to take it and-

Just want it to be loved. And try and get it going, you can have it for free. A lot of people, there's a lot of people out there. He said, I'd rather just see it get used. Yeah, that's good. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What was the best thing you got for free? I actually won a trip to Melbourne to see Amy Shark on one of your guys' shows. Did you? Yeah. shows. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Did you tell her we said hi?

I did. All the way from New Zealand. Did you get to go? COVID didn't cancel this for you, did it? No, no, no. It was just over a year ago. It was awful. Just in time.

Yeah, just in time. Cool. Thanks, Sarah. Finally, Shawana. Welcome to the show. Hi, Shawana. Hello Thanks, Sarah. Finally, Shawana. Welcome to the show. Hi, Shawana. Hello. Shawana.

Sorry, Shawana. What did you get for free? So I bought it as a gift with purchase, and I got myself an adult toy, and I received free adult beads. Oh, my God. So she got... Wait, so was that like

they were like, oh, if you spend this much in store, you get this. You got upsold. No, I didn't even spend that much. It was 50 bucks and it didn't even tell me and then I received it and it had beads. Not a good sign when they try to give them away, is it?

But at the same time, it's an incredibly personal purchase. To be fair, I gave it to my friend and she uses it all the time. Well, win-win, I guess. You know how people say too much information? Not on this show, mate. We love it.

Not enough. What colour were they? Black. Not enough. What colour were they? Black. Thank you. All right, here we go. Birthday banger for a Thursday. Three people. What was top of the charts on their 16th birthdays? Danny L. Welcome to the show. Hi, Danny. Hi. How are you, mate? Good, three people. What was top of the charts on their 16th birthdays? Danny L.

Welcome to the show. Hi, Danny. Hi. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. I heard it's your birthday tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, you're not looking forward to it?

Oh, totally. Yeah, good. Okay, well, let's see if your birthday banger can pick you up a little bit. What year? 1989. Right, you were 16 in 2005 on the 11th of December. So at this time of year, back in 2005, this was number one. Yes.

Banger. Oh, classic. Yeah, it was a great birthday banger. This was like top, top for black eyed peas for me. Yeah, just before Fergie broke away. I could actually do this on my own. This was like top, top for black eyed peas for me. Yeah. Just before Fergie broke away. I can actually do this on my own. I could make a few hits.

Yeah. Cool. You got a great birthday banging, Danielle. Let's go to Mitchell. Hi, Mitchell. G'day, Mitch. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you, mate.

What's your birthday? 13th of August, 1995. It's my mum's birthday. Obviously not 95. You were 16. 93. You were 16 in 2011 and here's your birthday banger. Mr Saxo Beat. I love this song.

Who is it by? Alexander someone? Alexander. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. Do you like it, Mitchell? Mr. Saxo Beat? I think I'd take that one over my hump.

Yeah, right. Okay, Alexandra Stan. Mr. Saxo Beat. Yeah, I like that. Actually, that was one of my favourite Alexandra Stan tracks. I think my favourite. Oh, big call. Yeah, I know, big call.

Stephen, hi. G'day, Steve. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks, mate. What's your birthday? The 30th. Stephen, hi. G'day, Steve. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks, mate. What's your birthday? The 30th of September, 1994. Ew. You calculated wrong.

I've got... We had two Steves, and I've calculated the other Steve's birthday. Oh, shit. Oh, Steve. Hey, Steve, do you want to hear the other Steve's birthday banger? Totally. It's like, you won't regret it. You've got to give us his data. So he was

his birthday. Steve, if you were this guy, this is what it would be. It was 28th of August 1985, so he was 16 in 2001. And Steve, this would have been your birthday banger. Oh, Steve. What are your thoughts, Stephen?

That's not a bad one. It's a pretty good one, eh? It's our favourite genre, soft rock, and it's a soft rock Thursday. It is a soft rock Thursday. Oh, the stars have aligned. Stephen, we're going to do two things for you. We're going to get you back on the show to do your birthday banger tomorrow, okay? Sweet.

Sounds good. We'll do your real one, and we're going to let you pick the winner of today's birthday banger. What do you want? We've got My Humps, Mr Saxo Beat, or Hangin' By A Moment Lifehouse. Definitely My Humps. Oh, wow. Okay.

He's going for My Humps. Okay, he's on. I had Lifehouse ready to go, but... Let's go. Thanks, Steve. And congratulations to Danielle. You win birthday banger, mate. Thank you.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday for tomorrow. Thank you. We're in Clint. Here's some black-eyed peas for Soft Rock Thursday. What's that do with all that junk? What's that do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk.

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps, check it out I drive these fuckers crazy, I do it on the daily They treat me really nicely, they buy me all these ices Dolce and Gabbana Fendi and Madonna Kieran, they be sharing All their money got me wearing fly

Girl, I ain't asking They say they love my assing Seven G's, true religion I say no, but they keep giving So I keep on taking And no, I ain't taking We can keep on dating I keep on demonstratingratin' my love

My love, my love, my love You love my lady love My home, my home, my home My home, stay got you She's got me spendin' Spendin' all your money on me And spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'

Spendin' all your money on me On me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? She's got me screaming You scream, make you scream, make you scream Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely lady lump Check it out I met a girl down at the disco She said, hey, hey, hey, yeah, let's go I could be your baby, you could be my honey Let's spend time, not money

And mix your milk with my cocoa puff Milky, milky cocoa Mix your milk with my cocoa puff Milky, milky, right? They say I your milk with my cocoa Pup, milky, milky, right They say I'm really sexy The boys, they wanna sex me They always standin' next to me Always dancin' next to me

Tryna feel my hum, hum Lookin' at my look, look You can look, but you can't touch it If you touch it, I'ma start some drama You don't want no drama No, no drama No, I'ma start some drama. You don't want no drama. No, no drama. No, no, no, no drama.

So don't pull on my hand, boy. You ain't my man, boy. I'm just trying to dance, boy. And move my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart. My heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart. My lovely lady love. My lovely lady love. My lovely lady love My lovely lady love My lovely lady love In the back and in the front

My loving got you She's got me screaming Spending all your money on me Spending time on me She's got me screaming Spending all your money on me On me, on me What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? Outro Music What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk Get you love drunk off this hump

What you gonna do with all that breasts? All that breasts inside that shunk? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work Is it in Brian Clint? Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas, that's my humps The winner of Birthday Banger today Zeddy and Brian Clint. Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas. That's my humps. The winner of Birthday Banger today.

Picked by Steve. For three hours this afternoon. Oh, sorry. Sorry, guys. Sorry. Sorry. I thought it was done as well. What? What is that bit at the end?

What was that? That is the frigging weirdest version of My Humps that I've ever heard. But anyway, that's the song we played on a Soft Rock Thursday. We still want to do that. We still want to do a whole show of Soft Rock Thursday. It's our dream one day. I think we've never won a radio award either. I think that might be the thing we win it for.

I think you could win it, yeah. Soft Rock Thursdays. In fact, let's get a movement going. It's going to get Ross Boss' Instagram handle, Ross Flayhive, if you want to look him up. It's a public account. Hiya. His handle is at Ross Flahive.

F-L-A-H-I-V-E. If you support the movement for a Soft Rock Thursday, Inbox him. Inbox him. Send him a picture saying for the thumbs up and I support

Soft Rock Thursday. Just send him a message. I'm a Soft Rock. Ross Flahive. Yeah. On Instagram. You don't even have to follow him. No, I don't follow him, just inbox him.

Next on the show, you want to talk about swearing. Study's been done. Is swearing good or bad for us? Well, I've got the results. They're in. All right, we'll get them next. Bree and Clint. News in today that swearing is really good for your mental health. Oh, f***ing great news.

It is good news. Do you want to give it a go? No, I'm not. We can do it together. No, I'm too scared. You just got to f***ing lean into it, really. F***ing c***. Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, f***. Give me it, really. F***ing c***. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, f***. Give me a heart attack. I know. That's why I was so good. We need to be a team with that. You made me s*** my pants. I thought we were in tune. You said like five and a half a second.

S***. No, don't actually say them. Anyway, swearing's good for you. It doesn't feel like it at the moment. I feel better. Do you feel better? No, I feel awful. Okay, well, apparently 36% of people said that they use swear words to reduce stress.

Right. And 27% said that swearing helps them feel better on a bad day. Okay. Which is pretty good. I thought this would be a great opportunity to call my mum and finally get her to maybe swear on our show. Has she never sworn on our show? Nothing. She doesn't swear.

At all? At all. Does she say the S word? No. C word? No. D word? No.

Hello. Hi, mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? How are you, bitch? Oh, Brianna. Hi, mum and Di. I feel hot on the radio. I would never say that to you. Hi, mum and Di. How are you going? How are you, bitch? Oh, Brianna. Hi, Mama Di. I feel hot on the radio.

I would never say that to you. Hi, Mama Di. How are you going? I know you wouldn't, Clint. Yeah. Look, it is a controversial topic we're here for, though, so I'll let your daughter put it to you as per normal. Mum, if I told you that we have full evidence of something

that you can do, really simple, that will increase your mental health, would you do it? I reckon I would. I need some kind of help. Great. That is a contract. Mum, apparently news out today that swearing is very good for your mental health.

No. No, it's true. I don't think so. It says it reduces stress and also helps people to feel better on a bad day. No, I don't believe that. No, it's actually true. We're being serious. So we would like from you one of the swear words. Which one would we like? Let's give her a choice.

She can choose. She can choose. S, F. C. C. You can have C if you want to. I think you want to use C though. D. D, P. S, F. C. C. You can have C if you want to. I think you want to use C, though. D. D, P.

D, P. A. A. L, M, N, O, P. A, H. Yeah. So pick one. You'll do D.

You want the D, do you? Yeah. All right. This is big. You've never dropped a sweet word on our show. Never. Brie reckons you've never dropped one in real life. The first time.

It's built up to it. Mum and I. Oh, damn it. Mum! That's not a sweet word. I knew she would do that. Give her one more chance. Give her one more chance.

Come on. Okay, D's off the table. You've still got S, F, C, P, V. L, M, N, O, P. Okay. Oh, shoot me. How did I turn out so bad when she's so lovely? Merry Christmas, Mama Di.

We love you. Merry Christmas, Mum. Merry Christmas. I love you. So now fluff off. Oh, she's wild. She's crazy. Bree and Clint.

One of the biggest issues around Christmas time is people get angry on the roads, Clint. Yeah, unnecessarily. Especially in car parks. Yep. Car parks are a bad place to be. Yeah, car parks are a bad place at Christmas. Horrible.

Oh, my God. I just had my million-dollar app idea. Oh. What? Finding car parks? An app where you can pre-book a car park at a mall. I think that exists. Oh, really?

That's why they have those little lights. Yeah, but I want to book it or reserve it, and you can't go into it. You mean valet parking at a shopping center? No, not that intense. Just a parking space. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you can book it before you go to the mall and you know where to go.

You should look in to see if that's invented already. But I wanted to talk about New Zealand road rage for a second. And whereabouts has the worst? Like what area? Yeah. Depending on what area you come from.

I thought you were going to say like, is it Westfield? Is it Peckinsay? Turns out it's all places at Christmas time. No, so the AA Insurance, they did a survey which found that a third of Kiwi drivers say they've experienced road rage over the Christmas period, especially the age group of 18 to 34. They've experienced the road rage? Whether that be them having road rage. Oh, right.

I was going to say, is it the perpetrator or the recipient? Or from others. Right, both. So it's either or. Cool. I've got the top five here. Biggest road rage places in New Zealand. Yeah. Do you want to take a stab?

I want you to guess what is number one first. Auckland. We'll go through the list. Okay. Auckland at number one. Let's start from number five. With 28%, it's Wellington. Oh, yeah.

Pretty good. Yeah. It's not too bad from Wellington. Have an organic cup of coffee and calm down, yeah. Pretty good. Yeah. It's not too bad from Wellington. Have an organic cup of coffee and calm down, Wellington. Coming in at number four with 31%, it just says rest of the North Island. Really? That'll make sense when we get up to the top. Okay, sure.

Number three, 33%, it was the rest of the South Island. Right. Number two with 37% of people saying they've experienced road rage, whether it be themselves or from others, it was Auckland. Number two. Okay, yeah. And the number one spot of people who have experienced road rage around the Christmas period is... Canterbury. Really?

43% of people say they've experienced road rage around the Christmas period. Canterbury have had some rough roading issues for the last 10 years. Half of the roads got destroyed. They've been living in traffic cones for a long time. So I can kind of understand Have you ever, you know, just Beeped your horn and Shaken your fist at someone just because

Yeah, as I've got older I've become a long horner So if someone does something Oh, you're a long horner I hold it, I hold the horn I hate you people Yeah, but I only do it if you deserve it So what would mean that I deserve a long horn? If you cut me off.

Okay. Like dangerously. I don't mean like just casually. I mean, if you do something. What if it was an accident though? Yeah, but you need to know what you did. You need to know that it was only my defensive driving certificate that I got as a 16-year-old that saved you and I.

So you want to reprimand me? Yeah. Jeez, you're not my dad. Thanks, Dad! Give me a smack bottom. Brian Clint. COVID vaccines. Yeah, there you go.

And it's good. I saw in the UK they were the first to start vaccinating people. The first lady to receive the COVID vaccination was an older lady. She was like 88? Yep, and she wore her best penguin T-shirt. Yeah, go girl. She wore a cardi and a penguin on her T-shirt. And the second person to receive the COVID-

Is he a famous name? Yeah. Wait, don't tell me. Was it William Shakespeare? William Shakespeare was the second person to receive the COVID vaccination. Do you know how uncultured I am? Yeah. I looked at the headline and went, William Shakespeare is getting the COVID vaccination. Do you know how uncultured I am? Yeah. I looked at the headline and went,

William Shakespeare's getting the COVID vaccine? Is he still alive? Well, he's not. Well, this one is. And that's how we gave him the vaccine. And then wasn't he from like the 1800s? He was from the 1500s. Oh, was he?

Anyway, I want to talk about the Russian COVID vaccine for a second, okay? Because everyone's got different vaccines. The Russian vaccine has a very Russian name. It's called Sputnik 5. They called it after the satellite. Yeah, I don't know how that works. I think everything over there is called Sputnik.

Firstborn, Sputnik. Rugby team, the Sputniks. What does it mean? I don't know. But they've named their vaccine after it. Producers, can one of you Google what Sputnik means? Sputnik. Okay, not spud like a potato.

Oh, sorry. I've watched too much Friends. The COVID-19 they're giving out in Russia comes with a catch. If you want to have it, you have to go without alcohol for two months. I knew it was going to be alcohol. You have to go two weeks without booze before you have it

and then straight after having the vaccine they say no drinking for 42 days. Why? Side effects? Or maybe reduced potency or something like that? I don't know, but Russians are pissed off. Yeah, that's the worst place to have that.

They love vodka. Also, it's freezing over there. They're like, we don't have heat pumps. This is what we use. We need alcohol to warm us up. Anyway, sacrifices have to be made. And if you want the vaccination in Russia, you can't drink. Well, I mean

it could be worse. Yeah. It could have been like no sex for three months and then all these married people are like easy.

Could have been worse they could have said no sex and no alcohol for three months because surely you're using one to compensate

for the lack of the other as well. Sputnik means travelling companion by the way. Random yeah anyway there's your dose of russian vaccine news for the day here's jason derulo the podcast with mobile smiles register fill up redeem points for rewards easy if you enjoyed this podcast why not give zm's flletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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