ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 11th 2018

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

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Zed-M! Zed-M! Let's go! Go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-M's Brie and Clint! Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. We've been on a manhunt for Kevin Hart.

He's in the building, he's currently over at Flavour. Our sister station. Sister station, yep. And we were loitering over at Flavour for the last 45 minutes. We were just sitting outside the studio just hoping he would come out. I wanted a photo. You wanted to get him with a classic gag. I wanted to get him with a real classic.

You were going to film it for me. Yeah. And I was going to go, hey, Kevin Hart. Nothing. However, here we are. We saw him, though. We did see him through the are. We saw him though. We did see him through the glass. We can confirm Kevin Hart waved at us.

You know what? Why don't we send Producer Ben to try and get him right now? See if he'll come in the studio. Is he leaving? Is he walking out of the building? Is he walking out of the building? See if you can go and get Kevin Hart. See if he wants to come in for a chat.

Producer Ben is now running outside the studio to see if we can intercept Kevin Hart. Can you see him? I can't see him yet. But apparently Producer Ben has gotten word that he is leaving the building. Let's just wait for a second. See if Producer Ben comes back because he's performing tonight. I'm going to the gig.

Yeah, he's doing the Spark Arena tonight. Hold on, wait, I'm going to open this window. I'm going to open the curtain. Yeah. What can you... Sorry, this is all happening very quickly. This's doing Spark Arena tonight. I'm going to open this window. I'm going to open the curtain. Yeah. What can you... Sorry, this is all happening very quickly. This is all happening right now. It's not a planned interview.

It's just something we're hoping we can... What, is he going to come up to the window? Are we going to do an interview through a soundproof window? Hey, it's better than nothing. No, it's exciting. I mean, I'm pretty sure he's just going to walk past. Yeah, that's okay. If you are going to that show tonight,

he is in fine form at the moment. We were just listening to some of the stuff he's been talking about. He's so funny, man. He, that's okay. If you are going to that show tonight, he is in fine form at the moment. We were just listening to some of the stuff he's been talking about. He's so funny, man. He is a funny dude. Hey, Producer Ellie, Ben got a phone call. Who was the phone call actually from? Sorry, guys, I'm here.

Hello? No, we can't hear you. Oh, you can't hear me? No. Oh. Don't worry. Look, we'll see what we can do. If we can't, we'll be back in a minute,

and we're going to be talking about Uber Eats. The list is out. All the lists come out this time of year. What are Kiwis eating the most of without getting off their big fat asses? We'll bring you the list after this. Bray and Clint, ZM. Bray and Clint on ZM. There's a lot of people here that I love tonight.

We got Lil Pump. We got Lil Xan. These are also the reasons that your 12-year-old cousin wants a face tattoo. Stop writing on your goddamn face. Who can't work the legend? Stop writing on your face. The legend. It's stupid.

You're not going to get a job if this shit don't work out. Stop it. We've seen producer Ben on a bit of a wild goose chase. Any results, mate? Are we getting Kevin Hart on the show? I mean, you know me. I'll try. Yeah, I know you'll try.

And I will try. He's still over there. He's still there. He's still in lockdown. Producer Ben, you go back to Flavor and you don't come back until you got Kevin Hart.

You know what's easier than that? Just change your radio station to Flavor. If you want to hear Kevin Hart. Yeah, that's true. I mean, not many shows will tell you to do that, but if you really want

Kevin Hart, I think you're better hearing him on Flavor than you are to hear tell you to do that, but if you really want Kevin Hart, I think you're better hearing him on Flavour than you are to hear anyone else today. Yeah, but it's more exciting to see if we might get Kevin Hart. Yeah. We will keep you posted if we get Kevin Hart. Ben, why are you still here? Producer Ben. Yeah, see you, mate.

See you. Have fun. Let's talk Uber Eats, shall we? Yeah, there's been a list released today about all the statistics of Uber Eats in New Zealand, which you know that I'm a massive advocate. I know that Uber Eats is your kryptonite. I know that you'll get it not only when you're hungry, I think you'll get it when you're bored,

and I think you'll get it when you're feeling experimental because this is a new country for you. I think for you it's like, oh, I'm going to experience some of the local culture here in my new country. That's true. McDonald's. Yep. I mean, I love Uber Eats. I am pretty much a gold member of Uber Eats and some of the statistics coming out of Uber Eats for this year in New Zealand, pretty interesting.

Did you know that obviously last year it launched in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch? Yeah. But this year Hamilton, Tauranga and Dunedin got it. Congratulations, guys. Which is exciting. Welcome to the future of eating without leaving your couch. The most popular menu item ordered on Uber Eats this year? In New Zealand?

In New Zealand. Yeah. What would you think it would be? Some kind of curry. Butter chicken. Oh! How good's some butter chicken? How good's butter chicken when you don't have to cook it or leave the house? Yeah.

The most searched item was burgers. The most adventurous award goes to the person who ordered from 109 different restaurants this year. Wow. I order from two places. I was going to say. I order from my favourite pasta place, Bella Verona. It's delicious. And McDonald's. That's it. That's it. That was going to say. I order from my favourite pasta place, Bella Verona. It's delicious.

And McDonald's, that's it. That's it. That's pretty much it. That's good because you've got your favourites in the app. You can just make, simplifies the process. Just reorder. Just reorder. Yeah.

You know, as a nation, New Zealand ordered over half a million burritos. Did we? On Uber Eats. Burritos? Yep. See, we're getting Taco Bell. I heard that news today. New Zealand's getting a Taco Bell.

Mate. What? Mate. What? You know I'm the leading food news breaker here at the Ring Twin Show. Oh, is that your big food news to break later in the show? Everyone's already seen it anyway. It's two hours away. Also, you hadn't told me. How am I meant to know what to say and what not to say

if you don't tell me? Guess how many chicken nuggets were ordered? Hang on, let me play the food news thing. Hang on a second. Here we go. This is the breaking news. New Zealand's getting a taco bell. There you go. Cancel the rest of the show.

Cancel the rest of the show. We're done. Just replay that for the rest of the show. Cancel the rest of the show. We're done. Just replay that for the rest of the day. You bastard. Bree and Clint on ZM. This weekend a champion is forged in the fires of battle. One man. No training.

Two kilometres of open water. And one tiny pair of Speedos. Clint Roberts will enter the history books. Why would you refer to yourself in the third person? Because it's an epic set-up. No, no. It's an epic set-up. Clint Roberts. No, just say you.

Will enter the history... I. Yes, that's better. Will enter the history books as a champion. Remember that half Ironman I told you I was going to do? Yeah, and now you didn't train for it and you're not even doing the rest of it. You're only going to try and do the swim. Okay, I'm only doing the swim.

I'm doing a two kilometre swim in the same lake that we're having float on, by the way, Lake Tikitapu in Rotorua. The last time you did this, how much training did you do? Six months. I did six months, three swims a week. You've got a broken neck. I'm worried about you. Why are you did this, how much training did you do? Six months. I did six months, three swims a week. You've got a broken neck. I'm worried about you. Why are you doing this?

It's a catch-22, Bree, and I want this to be an inspirational tale to everybody right now who maybe hasn't put in the mahi ahead of summer. Don't worry about it. We're in this together, okay? I haven't trained. You're right. But I haven't trained because I've got a broken neck.

That's not true. No, that is true. You only found that out like two weeks ago. Yeah, but it's been sore for like six weeks. Yeah, and you knew about this 12 weeks ago. If you haven't heard that update, by the way, it's not a joke. I have broken my neck. It's not as serious as that sounds.

It's not like a spinal injury or anything. Well, it's not a spinal cord injury, and it's not spinal cord threatening, but it's a fractured vertebrae. It's pretty stiff, but I've done a training swim. The race is on Saturday, and I've done a training swim, and I can tell you. In a 25-meter pool, not in an open lake water swim. Yeah, but I didn't just do one lap.

It's a lake. A lake is basically a giant pool anyway. All right. That's not true. It is. How many laps did you do? Today or yesterday? Tell me both.

Yesterday I did 24 laps. Of a 25-meter pool? Yeah, which is 1.2 kilometers. Okay. I had a couple of breaks. That's fine. And today I did 19 laps. How many breaks did you have?

A lot. It took an hour. But that's not an hour but that's not the point that's not the point what i'm doing is what i'm doing is i'm getting the muscle memory back in action i'm getting the coordination back in place and then when i get out there on the water ask any marathon runner ask any endurance athlete you don't want to peak before the race you don't want your best run to be before the race so you're coming down on it. Oh, no. You want to build up to it, and on race day,

you really want to hit your straps. Don't talk like you actually know what you're doing. This Saturday in Rotorua, Clint Roberts takes on a half Ironman. I thought you were going to say the big breakfast. Well, that sounds good too. Bree and Clint on ZM. I wanted to talk about Jennifer Aniston because she's got a new movie out on Netflix. I saw the trailer for this last night.

Yeah, it's recently been uploaded. Dumplin'. Dumplin'. Dumpling. Dumplin'. Dumplin'. And it's about like she's a pageant queen and her daughter. She's a pageant mom.

Yeah. She's like a late 40s woman who still does pageants. Loves it. And her daughter's not really built for that life, let's say. No. Anyway, she was promoting the movie on Ellen and they play this game on Ellen called Burning Questions where they rapid fire these questions at each other

and sometimes things come out where you're not expecting it. And have a listen to what Jen Aniston told Ellen. Besides making love, showering or swimming, what is something else you've enjoyed doing naked? Watch TV. You watch TV naked? Yeah. Is that weird?

That's so cool. The look on Clint's face when he just heard that for the first time was like. Yeah. Isn't that weird? That's so cool. The look on Clint's face when he just heard that for the first time was like... She's a babe. She's a total babe. She's 49. Yeah. She's an absolute... Who's older, her or JLo?

They're the same age, aren't they? I think they're about the same. JLo's 49. They're both so hot. Yeah. So hot. Watching TV naked. You could only do that at your own house because you've got to put bare bum on couch.

You know? And it made me think. If you had a leather couch, you could give it a wipe down. But still. It made me think. Imagine if it's a white couch. Yeah.

Yeah. No, you couldn't do it on a white couch. Not good. No, you couldn't. No. No. I mean, if it was your couch and you lived alone and you have visitors over and you go,

don't sit there, the dog had an accident. My friend Sophie, when she was visiting me, one of my best mates, I have like an ottoman in my walk-in wardrobe. Yes. And at one point she was doing- Wait, hang on, hang on. Rewind that.

You have an ottoman in your walk-in wardrobe. It's like a little seat. It's like a little miniature ottoman. Right, is that next to where you keep the butler? Or is that- Shut up. Is that in the guest wing? Shut up. Anyway.

An ottoman in the walk-in wardrobe. It's like a little seat. It's from Kmart. It costs $15. Yeah. How much was the walk-in wardrobe? Yeah, more than that. It's not mine.

Anyway, I've looked in there and she has no pants on, no underwear, and she's sitting on the ottoman. That's not okay. And I was like, that's not a communal naked area. No pants and no undies. Did she have a top on? She had a dress on. Oh, okay.

She wasn't sitting on the dress. Oh. You could tell. Ugh. I was like, what are you? Oh, no, maybe she was in a towel. Some people, though, have a different, look, nakedness is different for everybody

and I think it points back to how you were brought up. I totally believe that. Because some people are brought up in what I would call naked family. Naked families. And a naked family

is like nudity is just more normal. I didn't have one. I wasn't brought up in a naked family. But I know people, I'm pretty sure Megan from Fletchbourne

and Megan is from a naked family. I think she's from a nudist family. Oh, okay. Is it different? Oh, kind of. No, it's a different level. No, I think she's from a nudist family. Oh, okay. Is it different? Oh, kind of. It's just more naked.

No, it's a different level. Like if mum walks around with her nanas out and doing the gardening, that's a naked family. Right? That constitutes a naked family. Yeah. Gardening.

Bush. Ellie, producer Ellie, you found out today that you are actually from a naked family and you've never known really because it's just normal to you. Yeah, I mean we don't like mow the lawns naked or do the gardening. No, that's dangerous. We don't encourage that. No, that's a

nudist family. Right. Different to a naked family. Yeah, but I'm comfortable to see my family members and we're all adults obviously. You're comfortable to see your family's members? Basically, yeah, is what I'm saying. Like you said, you and your sister find it interesting. All the time. I mean, no, I shouldn't say saying. Like you said, you and your sister finding it just different. Oh, all the time.

I mean, no, I shouldn't say that. It's all the time. And your mum, right? And my mum, yeah. We're not trying to make this gross. You just didn't realise how comfortable with the nudity you and your family are, right? Exactly. So let's say if your mum got full starkers in front of you, you wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Oh, would not bat an eyelid at all. If my mum did that to me, that would be burnt onto my retinas and that would be a nightmare for the rest of my life. If my mum did that in front of me, I'd go, jeez mum, we weren't ready to move you into our home just yet, but I guess we're fast forwarding that plan. You know what I mean? It's so different in each family. It's so weird that Ellie

just found that out today that she's from a naked family. Let's find out who is from a naked family this afternoon. Are you from a naked family? 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. And how naked was your family? Like what was normal for your family that now that you're out of it or now that you're a grown up and you've talked to other people,

you go, oh, not everybody's parents cook bacon with their wanger out. Right. Actually, don't do that one either. I don't recommend that one either. Watching family feud in the nude? 0800 dial ZM. Are you from a naked family? Bree and Clint on ZM.

You're talking about are you from a naked family? Yeah, are you from a naked family? And this might come as a shock and on the text machine a few people have been writing in saying, I've never really realised that it wasn't normal to see my mum's bits and my dad's bits until you've been talking about it. Define normal though, because it's normal for you guys.

Just, a lot of people, and we're finding that with producer Ellie too, she didn't realise that other families... There is no normal. But other families don't really do it. No. And Ellie, when you say it's normal for your family to be nude, you're talking about your sisters and your mum, right? Yes, yeah. Would it be weird if dad was in the mixer?

Well, he did accidentally see my todays the other day and it wasn't actually as weird as you'd think. I was kind of like, oh, sorry, dad. And he was like, all good. You showed your bazoongas. I didn't mean to, but no, it wasn't that weird. See, if that was me and big Steve, I would not talk to him for two months.

I'd be so embarrassed. Did she just call them todays? Todays. We want to know on 0800 dial ZM are you from a naked family? Do we want to just quickly, sorry, we'll just quickly do this. Producer Ben's on. No, he's gone. Sorry, he was on Kevin Hart Hunt.

We'll just forget about that. We'll just focus on naked families. Hi, Jess. Hi. Are you from a naked family, Jess? Yes. How do you know? Because I quite often see my mum naked, even now. Like, it's not a big deal. So wait, will you and your mum, like, get changed in front of each other? Will you maybe, you know, how naked are we talking?

Do you walk around the house? Yeah, what are the occasions? Well, now that I don't live at home, it's just when I, if we get changed at the same time or whatever. But at home with my kids, I quite often am just nude in the morning just because. Little kids are different though. They need to be nude.

You've got to air out the back end, right? Yeah, but why not with an adult as well? So I'm confused. Jess, tell me, is it tops and bottoms? Is it the whole lot? The whole charade? The whole lot.

The whole charade. Yeah. Okay. And do you ever, like, be like, oh, mum and I are quite similar? Do you want to hear? Like, it's just. Yeah. I got that from my mumma.

Lucy, you from a naked family? Hey, guys. Yep, totally am. Explain how naked your family is. Like, what occasions and who's involved. I've got, yeah, so we all go in the spa together. Yeah. And we kind of just have the rule, if you don't want to see it, you don't look.

So you can't keep the eye contact. Is that because togs are just annoying or the bubbles feel nice? Or what's the deal? What's the need to be naked in the spa? Well, Dad's like, my house, my room. Yeah. I know Tog's annoying. I think I'll be like your dad

when I get to that age. Yeah. You'll be like, look, I paid for this house. I've worked my whole life to get this spa pool and I'm going naked in it.

And if you don't want to see it, you can bugger off and get your own spa pool. Maybe when he's at the dinner table, it's like where you draw the line. You're like, alright, Dad. And finally, Anonymous. You're from a naked family, yeah?

Yeah, yeah. How naked are we talking, Anonymous? Well, like, showering with the door open, toilet with the door open. Actually, the spa thing reminded me of something. We have a pool and after you get out, you don't want to drip the togs reminded me of something. We have a pool and after you get out,

you don't want to drip the togs through the whole house. So my mum and dad always just strip off outside and then walk through the house. Anonymous to me, that is so far from my family, like so beyond anything we would do. But for you, that's totally normal, right? Yeah, yeah. Definitely normal. And I don't, like,

I'm an only child. I don't live at home anymore, but I don't know if that makes a difference. But I've just grown up from being a little kid. And it's what you're used to, right? It's what's normal.

I'm just picturing Dad on the deck waiting to come into the lounge. He's got his togs off and he's got the towel between his legs and he's just going back and forth and he's like,

it's just more convenient this way, you know? It's just easier. Yeah, exactly that. Doesn't sound, I need to know, Anonymous, I need to know, when you like get a partner, do you ever have to warn anyone when they come over to your family home? I think my family knows that it's different because it doesn't happen when anybody else is around. Right.

So it's secret because it doesn't happen when anybody else is around. Right. So it's secret naked family. But you know, as soon as mum's tog's coming off, that partner has the family tick of approval, don't they? I guess so, yeah. Oh, you're never going to be able to get a tattoo and get away with it. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Yep, this is where we take your birthdays On Zit Im.

Yep, this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th birthdays and we play one of those songs in full. Let's start off with Dan. Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan. How's it going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Dan?

3rd of December, 1990. Okay, Dan, you were 16 in 2006 on the 3rd of December, and on that day, this was top of the charts. No, did you say 2006? Yeah, 1990. Sorry, I got confused. No, no, you're right. 2006.

I know you see me looking at you when you already know. Oh, no. What, you don't like some Akon? It's probably a big It's a good banger But Akon was a thing of the past, wasn't it? He was definitely a moment in time I feel your vibes, Dan

Sucks because that's your birthday banger for life too You don't get to choose your birthday banger You don't, it chooses you Let's see what Sam's got Hi, Sam Hi, Sam Hey What's your birthday?

29th of November, 1991 Okay, Sam You were 16 in 2007 On the 29th of November, 1991. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2007 on the 29th of November, and on that day, this was top of the charts. You cut me open and I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding. Did I hear you just say, oh, God? Yeah. Does this bring back memories, Sam?

Oh, it's a bit of a heart warm, isn't it? Oh, I've cried to this song in my car a few times. Have you? Yeah. It's a big breakup song. Don't listen to that song when you're going through a breakup. Maybe not great memories at all. That's fine.

Megan, you need to save birthday bagging today for us, okay? I need to save which one? No, you need to save it for us. Come on, Megan. Can you do it? Okay, yeah, I'm hoping so. Come on, Megan. Find out what yours is. Okay, yeah, I'm hoping so. All right, so.

What's your birthday? November the 14th, 1974. Okay, Megan, you were 16 in 1990 on the 14th of November. And in the 90s, this was number one. Sorry, just give me two seconds because I know what it is. But we've just got the wrong bit. Oh, sorry. Just give me two seconds because I know what it is, but we've just got the wrong bit. Oh, no. We're just going to pad for time. And how about those 90s?

Good year? Here it is. Your birthday banger is... It was worth taking our time because you have saved Birthday Banger. I have saved it. You absolutely have. Bon Jovi. He's a man.

Blaze of Glory. Sorry to the Akon fans. Touring Australia at the moment. Is he? He is. Your mum would be into this, eh? She was at the concert. Your mum would froth some John Bon Jovi.

Security told her to sit down. Here you go, Megan. Here's your birthday banger. Yeah, Megan. Thanks, guys. Zit him. Bree and Claire, that's a birthday banger. For Megan, Bon Jovi and Blaze of Glory.

On the text machine, someone has texted in saying, wow, I think I just popped a vocal cord. Can you do that? You can pop a poo-poo valve. All right. No one says that, by the way. My mum says that. No one says that.

My mum says that. She does. A foo-foo valve. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. My mum says that. She does. A foo-foo valve. This is a nice one for this time of year. This is perfect for this time of year. You call us and tell us what you need done, what job you need done, and thanks to Joblist, a website where you can get stuff done.

This is an actual thing. This website exists, and you can do this before Christmas. We can get the job done for you. So we'll get Joblist to get the job sorted for you, and we will give you a $300 Prezi card. Yeah, it's awesome before Christmas. The hard bit for us is choosing the person

who we want to give it to. We're going to go to Millie first. Merry Christmas, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hi, thank you. before Christmas. The hard bit for us is choosing the person who we want to give it to. We're going to go to Millie first. Merry Christmas, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hi, thank you. Merry Christmas. What do you need done before Christmas, Millie? I need my deck re-varnished.

Ooh. Yeah, my mum does this every year just before Christmas. It's like the time to do it. Why are we talking, Millie? How shabby is it looking at the moment? Well, I started water blasting it thinking time to do it. Why are we talking, Millie? Is it like, how shabby is it looking at the moment? Well, I started water blasting it thinking I could do it. Then the water blaster broke. So it's kind of like half looking manky, half looking okay.

Okay, okay. And just for budget-wise, so we know how much this job is going to cost, have you got a big deck? No, it's not too big, but probably like, I don't know. What sort of wood? What sort of wood? Is it full wood or? Yeah, full wood.

I don't know what kind of wood though. Is it like, is it pine or is it a hard deck? It's a hard deck. Okay, cool. So it's a hard wood deck. Well, that's good. Maybe that one's in the running. It's a woody deck.

Hi, Cam. How are you? Hi, good. Good. What do you need done before Christmas, my friend? I've got the family coming over for Christmas lunch, and we want to have it outside, barbecue style. But the table that we want to use is quite rickety,

so we need that strengthened. So that's the job. You need your table fixed? Yeah. Okay, cool. Bree's losing it over there. Have you got another deck joke? Oh, no. Yours was so good. Oh, cool. Bree's losing it over there. Have you got another deck joke? Oh, no.

Yours was so good. I thought you were sitting on another one. Sorry, Cam. We're being very... So you need a table fixed. That's totally fine. That's a very easy job. One more Sam.

Hi, Sam. Hi. How are you going? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Give us an exciting job that you want the jobless team to do for you before Christmas. Okay. Well, I've bought the post. I've bought the shade sale, but I really need a strong man to come and dig some post holes for me.

I can help put it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I work 40 hours a week, and I'm like most people, but I just really need a strong man to help me dig through this. Sam, Sam, do you need a shade sale put up, or are you just really looking for a big strong man to come round to your house before Christmas? A big strong man would be incredible as well, but mainly the shade sale for Christmas. If he doesn't have a spade, is he still welcome to come round to your house?

Absolutely, and mum makes really good scones. Excellent. Is there dress attire that he needs to come in, Sam? Santa hat and preferably some clothes because there are children on the property. Oh, right. Okay, absolutely. Tradie out. So not just a tool belt and a Santa hat? No, not just a tool belt and a Santa hat.

I can remove the children, but we'll keep it PG. Sam, I like you. I want to give this to you. Can we do that? Sam, you got it, girl. Oh, thank you so much. We're going to get your shade sale up before Christmas and we are going to give you a $300 Prezi card to go and spend.

Oh, that's incredible. That is amazing. Do you know what? That's karma because currently I'm fundraising for the Salvation Army and one of my friends donated $150 to go and spend on groceries yesterday. So that's karma. You're an angel, mate. Merry Christmas.

You're amazing, Sam. Thanks for calling up. Yeah, cool. We'll get that sorted for you. We'll get you a big, strong, strong man to come and help you with your shave. Good. We're going to do this again tomorrow. If you need a job done, check out joblist.co.nz and get stuff done, Kiwis.

Bree and Clint on ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. A little bit different, though, because today it's... Cheater! Cheater!

Brie's redemption. Would we say redemption? We are dealing with a serial cheater on this show and we didn't even know. You've won the last six rounds of this game. You didn't know. You've won the last six rounds of this game by cheating. It was four rounds that we cheated.

We don't know that, okay? Producer Ellie, how many was it? Four, I think. I'm pretty sure it was 11-7 when we made the decision. Yeah. Or 11-6 maybe. Does it really matter though? No, it doesn't really matter.

It all comes down to this, doesn't it? What really matters is we pulled it off and you had no idea. I honestly feel so stupid. I've decided let's wipe it. Forget the score. Let's make it 0-0. You want a result? Let's go head to head-head in one final match,

and that will decide the year for the Insta Fame game. I feel like I'm about to get pantsed. Because I don't trust anybody on this show anymore, not Bree, not Ellie, not Ben, I've said 0800-DIAL-ZM, you call in and you tell us who the names are, okay? And we will guess how many followers they've got. And we'll guess based off that.

Is there a bit of paper that I can use for this game? Did we bring that in? Yeah, can I go with that? Let's get our first person on, Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Hello. Now, how absolutely disgusted are you at this cheating, by the way? A little bit.

Nah, Daniel loves it, you can tell. Daniel, can you confirm for us that you have not told any of the producers the name of the celebrity you're going to give us right now? I haven't told anybody. Good man. Excellent. When you're ready, you give us a celebrity and we will try and guess

how many followers they have on Instagram. Take it away, Daniel. Robert Downey Jr. Ooh. Okay. Iron Man. He's in the new Avengers 4 trailer. He's got to have

a few. I reckon this. Alright. Clint, for Robert Downey Jr., you've said $3 million. Bree, you have said $17 million. Robert Downey Jr. has $26.8 million Brie takes the first one Thank you Daniel for your time

All good Dumb celebrity Daniel Daniel and I actually teed that up Is this first to three or best to three? I can't even remember now First to three Ashley, hi, welcome to the show Hello Ash

Hi Merry Christmas No one knows the celebrity you're about to say either, right? No. Okay. When you're ready, tell us who the second celebrity is for the Insta Fame Game. Okay. One of my crush, Justin Bieber.

Oh. Oh, it's a big one. Bees. I'm not even saying anything anymore. I'm just... All right. For Justin Bieber, Clint, you have said $120 million. Brie, you've said $100 million. Justin Bieber has $103 million.

It's Brie. Now, let me explain what's happening here. Ali is on a laptop. She is furiously searching the celebrities after each caller says it to find out what the correct answer is. I have shut every method of breeze communication off. Unless you and Ellie have worked out a secret eye signal,

then I don't know how you're doing this. Mate. I just don't know. I'm just good at the game. Tyler, hi. Hey, how's it going? I don't want to eat a tarantula, mate, and I don't want to I'm just good at the game. Tyler, hi. Hey, how's it going? I don't want to eat a tarantula, mate, and I don't want to lose my own game.

So I'm hoping you're coming in with like an all black or... No, don't try and sway Tyler. Tyler, I need a lifeline, mate. I am on the ropes here. Come on, Tyler. Oh, mate, I hope I got you here. I do too. Let's go with Richie McCaw.

Oh, you little ripper. He doesn't even know who that is. I do know who Richie McCaw Oh you little ripper He doesn't even know who that is I do know who Richie McCaw Captain of the All Blacks Probably one of the greatest All Blacks ever Oh not bad okay Now are we positive Led the team to a World Cup

Are we positive he has Instagram Well that's what I'm actually trying to work out at the moment I was going to say I've never stumbled across his Instagram Tyler do you follow him on Instagram No I don't know if he has. Tyler, do you follow him on Instagram? No. I don't think he... I don't know if he has Instagram. I don't know if he has Instagram.

There's one on here, but... It's not her, mate. He'll have a blue tick if it's actually... I put zero. Does that mean I win? I put zero.

I win. I win. Tyler, it's no good, mate, but thank you anyway, okay? It is. Okay. Let's go to Nick. God, this is tense. Nick. Hello, Nick. Hello. Who have you anyway, okay? It is. Okay. Let's go to Nick. God, this is tense.

Nick. Hello, Nick. Hello. Who have you got for us? Vaughan Smith or Vaughan Anonymous. Oh, Vaughan Anonymous from Fletch Vaughan and Megan. You've gone in-house here. That's good.

I like that, Nick. I can do this one as well. Don't you look at my paper. Don't you look at my paper all right for Vaughn from the Fletch Warner Megan show oh I've got this you've got this you've said 81,000 Brie you've said 69,000 Vaughn has 81.5,000. How do you know that so accurately? Because I was on his page the other day looking at his cute Star Wars picture he did with his orgy.

No, you said, have you seen how good Vaughn's body's looking? That's what you said to me. Okay. Hey, Nick, you've saved my life, mate. Thank you very much. Oh, it's 2-1 now. Okay, 2-1. We're going to best of three.

We're going first of three. I've got a bad feeling. Andre, welcome to the Insta Fame Game. Who's the celebrity you've got for us? All right, guys. My celebrity today for you is Bella Hadid. Bella Hadid. Wait, which one's that?

Not telling. Not telling. If you don't know your Hadids. Bella. Oh, she's the blonde one. All right, Clint, for Bella Hadid, you have said 82 million. Brie, you've said 32 million. Bella Hadid has 21.7 million.

Oh, my God. Brie's taking it. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. I can't believe it either. Give me the tarantula. I'm now passing Clint the edible tarantula. Oh, my God.

I can't even look at you. I can't watch it. Is it chocolate covered? I don't know. What does it look like? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. What is it look like? Oh! Oh! No! Oh!

What is that? It looks like a bag of poo. I was just about to say that. It looks like a... It's been in my handbag for a long time. It absolutely stinks. Mate, since I did cheat, I'm not going to make you eat. No, I'm not taking your charity. Oh, he's doing it.

I would rather eat rotten spider. I would rather eat rotten spider not taking your charity. Oh, he's doing it. I would rather eat rotten spider. I would rather eat rotten spider than take your charity. Oh, that hasn't been refrigerated. Yeah, be careful with that one, mate. Once opened, consume immediately or store in a cool, dry place for five days. It wasn't open. It wasn't open. I love on the back of that tarantula thing it says, may contain peanuts.

Best before the 3rd March 2019. Oh my god. You gotta eat some. Oh my god. Here we go. Clinton Roberts the loser of the Instafame game. I shouldn't have to do this. Oh my god!

We've had a cool idea. Do you want to get a tattoo with your grandma? Okay Hear us out Or grandpa Or grandpa Actually you're absolutely right Ariana Grande has gone and gotten a tattoo With her nonna

To celebrate her billboard Woman of the year award That's so cool Did you mention how old her nonna was? Her nonna is Celebrate her Billboard Woman of the Year Award. That's so cool. Isn't it cool? Did you mention how old her nonna was? Her nonna, her name is Marjorie Grande. Yes. And nonna, she must be Italian.

She's Italiano, yep. Yeah. Which means, yeah, grandmother in Italian. Nonna. She is 93 years old. Bless. That's amazing. If I make it to 93, I'll get a face tattoo. Whoa!

Why not? What would you get? Maybe like a tear under my eye or oh man, that guy's done time. Something like that. I don't know. So cool. She has got, they've got on their finger the word, now

I might have to call on your Italian knowledge here. C-I-C-C-I-O, C-C-O? C-C-O. Yeah, what does that mean? Um. You don't know what it means? You told me you knew what it meant.

I was joking. Google it. I'm trying to Google it. C-I-C-C-I-O. You're a plastic Italian, aren't you? Mate, I'm plastic as they come. You're an Italian as far as't you? Mate, I'm plastic as they come. You're an Italian as far as the next bowl of pasta goes.

All it comes up with is just cafe names. Oh, no. Hold on. Here we go. Go CCO translation. Yeah, I tried that. CCO, nickname for any Italian or Italian-American kid named Francesco. No, okay.

Or Frank. Oh. Yeah. So it means Frankie. Okay. Maybe that's the relevance. Forget it. Doesn't matter.

Ariana Grande got a tattoo with her grandma. They got a tattoo together. Do you want to get a tattoo with your grandma or your grandpa? We are in the process of organising a tattoo artist to come into the studio this Friday for our final show it'll be a free tattoo and you and your grandparent

will get it live here in the studio what a memory to have to be honest and this kind of makes me upset but if my grandparents

were still alive I would love to do that this is the other reason I really want to do it because I would love to do that too unfortunately

I don't have any of my grandparents still here. Neither of us do. I would love, my nan was the last one to go, I would love to share an experience like that with her. I don't have any tattoos, she didn't have any tattoos. It's pretty brave from the older community putting themselves under a tattoo gun too because that skin

is very thin. Yeah, and it doesn't have to be a big one. It can be something really small that you and your grandparent can both get. This is not a wacky radio thing either. We're not going to make you get a ZM logo. No. We're not going to make you get some embarrassing thing tattooed on your body.

You can pick what you guys get. Get something that's special to you guys, but get it together and get it here in the ZM studio. 0800-DAL-ZM Do you want to get a tattoo with your grandparent this Friday? Okay.

Do you reckon we'll get anyone? I don't know. Because the grandparent has to agree to it as well. Yeah, I know. I know. Some people are calling. Let's see who we get. Just give us a call if you're pretty sure your grandparent is into it.

Okay. We can deal with all the details later. Just let us know if you think this is something your grandparent would be into. And you. Let's make a memory. 0800 dial ZM. Let's see who we get. Do you want to get a tattoo with your grandparents?

That's pretty much it. Ariana Grande's just got one. We've figured it out, by the way. Sessio is... Her late grandfather. It's a tribute to her great grandfather. Yeah. No, her grandfather.

Yeah. So they've both, her and her grandmother, have both gotten his name tattooed on their finger. What's Italian for grandfather? If nonna is grandma. Nonno. Oh, really? With an O.

Because in Italian, an A symbolises the female part and the O is the male. Nonno. Nonno. It means bauman, Maldi. No disrespect to anybody. I'm just letting you know what it means. Like if you went around and said, oh, my nonno's coming over later, they'd go, isn't your nono already here?

Are you? Do you want to get one, though? We're going to make it happen this Friday. At the moment, just give us an indication, okay? Because obviously you've got to get grandma or granddad's permission. And this isn't a wacky radio thing. No. We're not going to make you get something you don't want.

It's going to be something you guys want to get together. If you guys want to get something wacky, you're welcome to. Yeah. If you want to get I'm with Stupid tattooed on your finger that points at the other one, you're more to get together. If you guys want to get something wacky, you're welcome to. Yeah. If you want to get I'm with stupid tattooed on your finger that points at the other one, you're more than welcome to. But Alicia, is this something you and one of your grandparents would be up for? Yeah, I would

really love to do this with my granddad, actually. How old's your granddad, Alicia? He's pretty young, actually. He's 20 years younger than my nana. Whoa! Go nan! How old are we talking then? He's in his late 60s. Oh yeah. And how old are you? I'm 29.

That all works out. Perfect. So everyone's above board. Do you have any idea what you guys might get? I don't know actually. I'll have to ask him about that but I know we both have a great love for cats so I was thinking I might bring that up. Oh yeah. Okay. What if he's a huge Warriors fan and he wants, like, a Warriors logo? No.

You're on the list, Alicia. We'll get in touch with you behind the scenes. Hang on. Jess, is this something that you could do with one of your grandparents? Yes, I 100% would. Who? Which grandparent? My grandma, who I call Gar.

Okay, cool. Do you know if she would be up for it? I reckon she'd be up for it She's a crazy lady that one How old is she She's like mid 70s But she's literally My best friend

Aww She'd do anything for me What would you guys get Honestly I wouldn't know But something funny And something meaningful 100% Something funny

And something meaningful I like it And that's cool That's your guys bond And that's something You can do together Natalia Kia ora

Yeah Hi Kia ora. Yeah. Hi, kia ora. Which grandparent? My nanny, who's my grandmother. I call her nanny. Yeah, she's in her late 70s, I think. Does she have any tattoos already?

Nah, mate. No. She's never had a tattoo. How do you think you would break it to her? How would you bring it up that you'd get her on board? Or is she just up for anything? I mean, honestly, she adores me, and she's pretty up for anything. And I think that if you guys put me on the list, and I give her a call straight after this and go,

all right, on Friday we're getting a tattoo together, she'd be right into it. She'd be like, all right, well, you know, it's the only tattoo I'm going to get, so let's do it. I want to meet a lady just like that, so let's definitely get you on the list. And Michelle, hi. Hi.

Hi. Do you want to get a tattoo with your grandparent? Yes, I do. Which one, Michelle? I've only got one left, so with my oma. Your oma, which is Dutch for grandma. Is that right? Yeah.

Okay. Do you have any tattoos? Yeah, I've got about seven, but she's got none. Does your oma approve of your tattoos? Because I know grandparents come from a different generation where you didn't do those kind of things. Does she like your tattoos? Yes, she does.

She loves them. Okay, great. And would she be up for it? How old is she? She's 80, but I definitely think she'd be up for it. She travelled New Zealand last year by herself and drove by herself. What a legend. Honestly, up for anything. What do you think about a full sleeve?

Well, that's what I'm going for so I get an acting. Or maybe a neck tattoo. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're in. Okay. We're going to get in touch with you guys. You go and talk to her and then we'll talk to you guys. Okay. We'll probably only get time to do one so I hope we get someone. Let's just line

them up. Let's just do like a tattoo bar. All the grannies and the granddads people will walk past being like what is going on we are in the process of organizing our tattoo artist by the way but if that's something that your business does in auckland and you want to help us with that we were thinking in studio yeah we would love to get some help with that as well so if you want to get in contact with us best thing to do is text us 9696 just let us know who you are and what you're up to. On Friday, we're going to tattoo someone's grandparent and them. And them as well.

It's been a wild 24 hours to be honest with you. I'm okay. What I really want to talk about is the situation that we spoke of for your family Christmas. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday. A bit of a family debacle going down in my family at the moment. We're hosting Christmas.

My mum's sister has a boyfriend that's had a bit of... A bit of a barney. A bit of a barney with some of my family members. So now there's the debacle of if she brings him to Christmas, other family members don't want to come. How recent is he again into the fold? He's pretty recent, like last year. So, okay.

Yeah. So he's still a new boyfriend. He is. And whenever I'm introduced to a family, keep my head down. For at least the first year or so. Get everyone's respect. Get them on board with you as a person. Then show them who you really are.

And then it's too late. Then it's too late. They're already invested in you. We wanted an update. And we want to know, because you really are, you know? And then it's too late. Then it's too late. They're already invested in you. We wanted an update and we want to know, because we talked about, you know, do you say to my auntie, my mum's sister, look, you can't bring him. You can come by yourself,

which she probably won't end up coming. Yeah. Or do you say you can bring him and then multiple family members don't come? Or do you just go, whoever wants to come, come and just leave it to them? Because that's going to be a great decision on Christmas Day. I don't know what to do.

Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Yeah, not bad. What's the situation? Have you come to an agreement? Have you come to a solution? All I can tell you is we've been through all those scenarios

and we've absolutely thrashed the living daylights out of it and we have come up with a so-called solution. Okay. Good. Right, so what's happening? So what's happening is no-go Christmas Day. Wait, who's no-go? Are you cancelling Christmas?

The boyfriend. Oh. Wait, so my auntie, your sister's boyfriend, he's a no-go for Christmas Day? And so is my sister. So she's not, wait, so auntie's not coming to Christmas Day? Yep. No, not Christmas Day, but I've opened my doors up on Boxing Day. All right. Have you told them not to come?

Yes, I said to her Christmas Day would be a little bit awkward because things haven't been resolved. Yeah. And we're country people and people have to earn our respect back. We're not saying that that's not going to happen. But it has to be earned. We are country people and we believe in that. How did she take that? Yeah. She originally, we didn't come up with the idea of Boxing Day and originally it was going to be I wasn't going to see her.

And, Clint, to be honest with you, after what's gone down in New Zealand, it puts things into a lot more perspective of the sense that would I be absolutely hurt if I don't see her? Yes, I would. And can I open up and maybe give this person a chance for the risk of having her in our lives, which she's been there for 60 years. She's your twin? Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Yeah. Yes, we can.

I think you've found probably the only decision that's going to work. What I'm asking on behalf of Bree, does that mean that you'll be doing two Christmas dinners? Oh, yes. Does that make sense? Is there multiple tiramisu's? Are you going to double down on the Thomas Al family lasagna recipe? Are you going to put two turkeys in?

The lasagna's a big one. Does Bree get two rounds of presents? Is there two lasagnas? I mean, is there two Christmases? No, the biggest issue is the tiramisu because the girls, meaning Amber and Brianna, hide the tiramisu. Mum! I've heard that.

Mum! I've heard that. All right, we're losing her. I hear they put little bowls in the back of the fridge. We're losing her. Bring her down. Beautiful result. Okay.

That's it. Hey, Merry Christmas, Mama Di. It's a good outcome. And look, everyone just take care of each other. I hear she hides a lot of that tiramisu in her mouth as well. Hey, there's a lot in my gut at the moment.