ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 11th 2020

Episode Date: December 11, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. We're talking about some rude sh**. Hello everybody, happy Friday, wherever you're listening to this. It's how many Fridays till Christmas? Uh, three. Two. Oh. Including this one. Took a stab. Took a stab.

I don't actually know. I think it's less than four Fridays until Christmas. Two. Two. This one and next week. Yeah, right. And then it's a week after. And then Christmas, baby. I think Christmas is on a Thursday.

Is it? Okay, everyone have their guess. What day is Christmas on? Wednesday. Anyone else? Friday. Yeah, I would have said Thursday just because I know the calendar for our show. Okay, Ben knows.

Oh, is it Thursday? I thought it was Friday. And it's a Friday. Is it? Yeah. I thought it was Thursday too. Oh, is it Thursday? I thought it was Friday. Anastasia wins. It's a Friday. Is it? Damn it, I tried to win. I thought it was Thursday too. Yeah. Is it Friday?

Yep, 25th is on the Friday. Well, that's good. It means that Santa gets the weekend to recover. Oh, nice. Thank goodness. And go back around the rest of the world. Like, back in time. No, he crosses the international date line, mate.

It's Friday, Friday, Friday. He stays Friday. Friday. He's got two Fridays to get the whole world done mate it's Friday Friday Friday it stays Friday Friday he's got two Fridays to get the whole world done Friday Friday gotta deliver my presents

on a Friday gotta go down the chimney on a Friday gotta drive the gotta drive the sleigh drunk on a Friday no yeah he'll be slammed

we always put beer out for Santa he slays also he'd be so slushy because half the world puts out beer and half the world puts out milk.

Ugh. That's hard. He used to put out whisky. When I did that tequila shot with you last Friday for our bungee jump, just after I'd drunk half a very milky coffee, honestly, I felt like that's what a cocksucking cowboy is. Not this again.

Okay, so two Fridays in a row. I'm just telling you I'm pretty sure it's I know what it is now By memory It's butterscotch schnapps And kalua Schnaps and kalua

Because you got the milky part on top We know we had a good Friday last night And who's cocked after The cowboy dirt's in the name So you do a shot... Do you do the shot first and then suck? No, you suck it to get it out. Oh.

Yeah. That works. So he has to drink it. Huh? He drinks it and then you suck it. No, you suck it and drink it. You swallow it. It's not that, Ben.

Ben's found an RTD called... What's that? No. Google cock sucking cowboy shot recipe. Wait, wasn't... Were you going to buy us a wet pussy? I thought you guys were... Because I left you in Queenstown when we were talking about this. You guys were going out to town to head things.

I have a good night is when we had all those plans to buy cock sucking cowboys and wet pussies and shit and nothing... Ben, you're going to have to hang on, I'll do it now. Hi everybody. Welcome to the podcast. We're talking about going to have to hang on. I'll do it now. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the podcast. We're talking about some rude shit at the beginning. No, we're just talking about shots.

The wording is horrific. Wet pussies and cocksucking cowboys. If you just pick the kids up from school, you're like, let's check on the podcast. Have you ever washed your cats? That's a wet pussy. Yeah, it is a wet pussy. And also, a cocksucking cowboy. Also, Cardi B talks about it.

Why can't we talk about it? A cocksucking cowboy could be a chicken. How about we call it a whap, then? Who wants a whap? It's half butterscotch schnapps, half Bailey's Irish cream. I told you. We could make up a whap. That's what it is.

That's what there is in the can that I showed you. Is it? They make a whole can of it now. Why would you drink a whole can of it? That sounds disgusting. It's not a good idea. I'll make you guys wear pussy shots tonight We've got a Christmas party tonight

Nice Ben, let's do It's my birthday It's my birthday Free and close Birthday bang The podcast Alright, here we go

Let's rip into this Alright, who's up first? You wouldn't believe it Their name's Cocksuckin' Cowboy And they are from Scotland. Emma Shanks from Glasgow. Thank you very much. Emma Shanks from Glasgow, Scotland.

I love Scotland. Emma, you were born on May the 1st, 1990, so you were 16 in 2006. And on the 1st of May, this was the number one track. Great birthday banger. Love this song. Did CeeLo Green get cancelled? I think he did. Yeah.

Remember when he was a judge on The Voice? Yeah. Great song, mate. Okay, Martin Fox From Glasgow Scotland What are the chances I wonder if they know each other Nah that's like When you meet a gay person

You're like Do you know I know a gay guy Do you know him And you're like We don't all know each other Yes we used to sleep with each other But we don't all know each other

But we don't all know each other's names Okay It's a misconception Alright Martin Fox From Glasgow Scotland You were Born on the 24th of July 1979 It's a misconception Alright Martin Fox from Glasgow, Scotland You were born on the 24th of July 1979 So you were 16 in 1995 And here's your birthday banger

Here we go Oh yeah Do people in Wales sing this song and go, let me use their Wales? Probably. Probably, right? I like that part where he's like, something, something, number nine.

You know that rap he does? Nah, I only know the chorus. Oh. Well. Well. Oh, that's going to be hard to beat for me. Really hard to beat. Okay, final one is for Melanie Lowe.

But it's got a funny acronym over the O. It's got a little dot over the O. So let's go Lou. Melanie Lou. Melanie Lou. From Basel in Switzerland. Another cool place. Melanie, you were born on 9th of April 1996.

So you were 16 in 2012. And Mel, get ready, get set. This is your birthday bag. Not bad. I love this song. Will forever love this song. Yeah. We've got an issue

That um I think we both know What song should win We don't have it We don't have it Ben do we not Turn the thing down Ben Do we not have it

I loaded 55 seconds of it there That's a fair bit Yeah we've already listened to that 55 seconds Oh have you I wanna hear the rap That I'm talking about I'll deal with it to hear the rap that I'm talking about. I'll deal with it.

Where's the rap? No, you failed, all right? Can I deal with it? Do you want to deal with it? Hey, Anastasia, should we leave? Let's go. Come on, let's go to the party early. All right.

Bye-bye. I thought you wanted to hear the rap. Have a great weekend, everyone. Okay, fine. We'll hear the rap first. We're off to get some wet pussies. Yeah, wet pussies. I've officially dealt with it.

Suck it, Ben. Cock suck with it Suck it Ben Cock suck it Cowboy Hey Ben Cock suck it you cowboy Here's a winner of birthday banger Ben turn yours off Ben Oh that's a good remix

No it's not Yeah Get it Ben I'm turning you off Ben If you don't turn yours off I'll turn you off Oh, that's a good remix. No, it's not. Yeah. Get in bed. I'm turning you off. If you don't turn yours off, I'll turn you off. DJ Ben. DJ Ben. This is for Martin Fox from Glasgow, Scotland.

I love that band. You've won birthday banging. Congratulations. Here's the Out There Brothers. Here we go. We've got to play it until the rat comes in. There's not a lot in this song, is there? Hey, all the hits are the same.

If this song came out today, it would be a minute 45 and made for TikTok. Very similar to the Banga Boys song. Boom, boom, boom. That was boom, boom, boom. That was it! Let me take you from behind, I won't come until it's time. If I cannot sleep with you, maybe I could have a taste. Put your nanny on my tongue and your booty on my feet. Came to make you shake it, till you break it. See that was filthy.

Let me take you from behind, something something I won't come in time. By the way the Venga Boys song is boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay? What's this one? This is boom, boom, boom. And then there's a guy called Dan Ball who's got a song called boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We're already taken.

I don't know if anyone's got boom, though. Oh no, Will Smith does. Boom, shake the room. Alright, enjoy the podcast, podcast everybody Have a great weekend We'll catch you guys back next week And your booty on my face Toss that salad Hey

Hey Siri Winner Bree and Clint on Bree and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend. Kia ora, New Zealand, and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint on a Friday afternoon. God, I love a Friday.

And it's even better because we're that close where, you know, there's Christmas parties happening. Yeah. Some people are going on holidays soon. We're finally at the end of the year. The ZM Christmas party is tomorrow. And today, Bree found out that it involves exercise. And she's not happy. I'm not going.

She's not happy. Apparently, it's a long, long walk. We were told in a group email today to pack active wear. And I saw Bree after that email come through. She's not happy. I replied all and said, if this is some kind of secret bonding boot camp, I quit. Basically, tell us the bar that we're hiking to and we'll meet you there. All I want from a Christmas party, good company from my colleagues,

drinks, that's it. That's all I need. And a Secret Santa. Yeah, and a Secret Santa. That's it. Done. Sign me up. Well, you get that and some burpees. I don't want the burpees.

I want the burpees at the end of the night. I bet we're going orienteering. I bet we're on a scavenger hunt around the waterfront or something. No, we're not. No, we wouldn't be. Well, you don't know. Tomorrow. Anyway, we'll be revealed tomorrow at the ZDM Christmas party.

I should be grateful, but I'm getting... But you're not. We're not. I'm getting a bit litty tonight. Oh, that'll be good. It'll blow the dust out. I'll walk tomorrow. It's not going to be good.

You know what fitness people say? They're like, whenever I have a big night out, I go for a workout. They're liars. They're all liars. I like to sweat out my sins. No, they're life called BS. Okay, everything you can win on the show today. We are doing the cheers to the FN weekend thanks to FN Vodka. The last one today, $250 cash up for grabs at quarter to five this afternoon.

It's got to say why you're excited for the weekend. Also, you can win free mobile fuel with the one second song challenge. But up next, the really tough questions. And we want to get a little bit serious on the show when we know it's the end of the year. But sometimes you need to talk about these serious things. Yep. How long is ham good for? It's an important question.

I've seen some hams be thrown out too early, and I've seen some hams being consumed way, way too late. Get your ham bags ready. I've got the answer, and I'll give it to you next. ZM. Brian Clint. It is the million dollar question. Actually give it to you next. Set in. Brian Clint. It is the million dollar question. Actually, not million dollar question.

How much does a ham cost? Well, apparently they're like on sale at the moment. Why are they on sale? I heard you can get like a half a ham for 12 bucks. Pass off. Shaved ham. No, apparently you can get- I thought they were like 80 bucks.

I thought you can get- Well, my partner said to me that you can get a half a leg of ham for I thought they were like 80 bucks. I thought you can get, well, my partner said to me that you can get a half a leg of ham for 12 bucks. All right, then, the $12 question. How long is ham good for? I want to say. Because it's way too much to eat on Christmas Day and it lives in the fridge for ages after Christmas.

So, yeah, what do you say? My mum has a ham bag. Yeah. Not a meat wallet, a ham bag. She's got a ham. She's got a ham purse. Yeah. She's got a ham purse.

Careful, all right, careful. And she puts the leg of ham in there, I want to say, at least three weeks. Oh, okay. According to the Australian Women's Weekly, Christmas ham stored in the fridge, either on the bone. How is she keeping it? On the bone still?

It's on the bone. Yeah, either on the bone or carved off and wrapped in plastic and foil. What? Yeah, I know. I keep it in a handbag too. Yeah, it's just a handbag. Yeah, or anyway, kept in plastic and foil. What? Yeah, I know. I keep it in a handbag too. Yeah, it's just a handbag. Yeah, or anyway,

kept in plastic or foil. Will keep perfectly well for... two weeks. Oh, yeah. So a week, give or take. Ugh. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Is there any other food you'd go,

oh, yeah, a week, give or take? Yeah, a few. Not the turkey. Not chicken. No. Not chicken. Ham wrapped in plastic and foil and then frozen. Yeah, a few. Not the turkey. Not chicken. No. Not chicken. Ham wrapped in plastic and foil and then frozen. Yeah.

Will last in the freezer for up to a month. Is that it? Yeah. But you need to defrost the ham in the fridge for one to two days before eating it. Yeah, but it's cured meat. It's like salami. It lasts for ages. Anyway, I'm just giving you the best information I've got.

It's not a perfect science and needs must. If there's someone in the family who's still enjoying the ham three weeks after, well, bon appetit, baby. It definitely gets questionable. And when it happens, my mum puts it on a sandwich and gives it to my dad. Starts to get a white dust over it. It's not, like, you know the jelly stuff that forms? I've been thinking um, thinking about things

you can do with the ham because just straight ham gets old. So, What do you do with it? You could make a Hawaiian pizza. Yes,

that's a good idea. You could make, um, ham and cheese rolls. You could make ham and cheese rolls. You can cook ham on the barbecue.

Yeah, cook the ham. Ham steaks. You could have ham instead of bacon. That happens at our household. When we've got a ham. You could have a ham sandwich. You could have a ham wallet.

You could have... You could make a ham hat. I don't think you want to make a ham hat. Yeah, you could. That means something else. Don't Google it. You could... Don't Google it.

Strap on a nice ham hat. You don't want to do that. Like a ham bonnet. As a category on a different website. Anyway, the best advice I've got for you is two weeks. If you haven't finished the Christmas ham after two weeks, well, you've got a problem, okay? If you haven't finished it in two weeks,

you should stop buying such a big ham. I need to call my mum, I think. I think you need to call her. Yeah. I think I'm just going to give her a quick call. I think you need to call your dad. Yeah. See if he's okay.

Your dad survived three-week-old Christmas ham. I think he's immune to COVID. I think he is too. Brie and Clint. To those rushing to the supermarket to get Brie's $12 ham, we think it's per kilo. Yeah, we're pretty sure. No, like I was sceptical. My partner's the one that was like, nah, I'm telling you, $12 for half a ham.

And I was like, there's no way there is that good a deal out there. So there's a chance that it's $12 for half a kilo as well. Yeah, well. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right. Park it. Let it well. Yeah, well. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right.

Park it. Let it go. Let it go. Deal with it later. I've got a whole new way of living available. It's the time of year where a lot of people move out of their flats, go home for summer, and then, well, actually no one's coming back without a flat to move into.

Actually, a lot of people are paying rent over summer for flats they can't live in. Sore point. Why are you bringing it up? Well, because I've found a whole new way of living. And this is one we can actually say thank you to COVID-19 for. Living on the land naked. No, that's different again. Okay. But that's an option.

Yeah, always an option. Yeah. But more of a rural option than an urban option. I mean, could be an urban thing. What about living in a hotel permanently? Obviously, hotels have been badly affected by COVID-19. A lot of them are largely empty because there's no tourists. So they're going, how do we

fill these babies up? And some of them are starting to offer one year rental leases. So rather than staying for a night, a week, whatever, you get a room and it's yours for an entire year. And you treat it like your apartment. And so they clean it and do all that?

Yeah. Thailand at the Hyatt Regency Bangkok are the first to offer it, and it's called the One Million Baht Club. Okay? Okay. So for one million baht, which is the currency in Thailand,

you get the following. Housekeeping, so your bed made. Bathroom cleaned Fresh towels All of that done for you Breakfast Light snacks Hors d'oeuvres and cocktails

Ooh la la Top party for you and 20 people on your birthday What? With two hours of free drinks thrown in Oh that's a good deal Ten complimentary massages Ten limo trips With two hours of free drinks thrown in. Oh, that's a good deal. Ten complimentary massages. Ten limo trips within Bangkok, Thailand.

And, this is the real kicker, executive medical check-up at the International Bangkok Hospital. Hey, why not throw it in? I don't know why that's in there, but that's available as well. Hey, I'll take it. Also, 20% of your rent you get back each month as credit to spend in the hotel's restaurant and bars. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. For one million baht.

It's just one million baht. How much is that? That's all it'll cost you. How much? Well, I've done the conversions. Yeah, what's the conversion? So one million baht converts to $46,850 New Zealand dollars. So 50 grand.

50. All right. Break it down, though. Break it down. You're not paying it all at once. Yeah, how much is that a week? $3,900 a month. Yep.

Or $980 a week. For one room? Yeah, for one room. But you don't have to make your bed. So, you know. I'll hire a maid. I'm just saying it could bid. So, you know. I'll hire a maid. I'm just saying it could become an option, you know. Keep an eye out on

the jet park's full. That's a COVID hotel. Yeah, that's full. Where else could you stay? You get a juicy camper van. But I mean, they don't do your washing for you. No. So, hmm. Rooftop party though. You could have a rooftop party on top of the camper van. Cool.

It's not a perfect option. I'm just saying it's an option, okay? Hey, it is an option for some people. Yeah, there you go. Maybe. Next on the show, Dean McCarthy live from Los Angeles with Brooklyn Bickham's prenup. How much?

How much and why? Bree and Clint. One of the biggest stresses, I believe, for a lot of people at the moment would be, oh, presents. Yeah. What do I get this person? Yeah. I can't afford this. Yeah. Like, what do I do?

Yeah. It's annoying. But it's also fun too. It can be fun. Also, one of your stresses might be that the Christmas party for work involves swimming and you don't look good in togs. That's one of my stresses for tomorrow. That's one of my stresses. As soon as I read that, because our Christmas party is a secret location tomorrow,

I was like, oh, I don't want to be in togs near my work colleagues. Exactly my feeling as well, which is the wrong attitude because all bodies are beautiful. But I honestly, you know the white marshmallows in the packet? Yes. That's me. Me too. Yeah. are beautiful. But I honestly, you know the white marshmallows in the packet? Yes. That's me. Me too. Yeah.

And we've just come out of winter, a long indoor quarantine winter. Yeah, yeah. What percentage of people at our work party do you think are going to get in the pool? I don't reckon it'll be high. And do you think, I'm going to wear a rashie.

I'm going to wear a rashie. Yes. I'm just going to wear a long sleeve t-shirt. I'm going to wear a full wetsuit steamer from ankle. I'm going to even have the booties and everything. Yeah.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. Back to presents. Back to presents. I thought we could do, we could help some people out in case they were looking at buying any of these items because apparently there's quite a few different things that you can't or won't be able to get this Christmas. Okay, because of stock issues and things like that.

Okay, what are the hardest presents to get this Christmas? Some of the hardest gifts to get are e-bikes. Oh, yeah. E-bikes apparently are very popular. With boomers. With boomers. And you can't get them very easily. Oh, sorry, boomers.

Because they are... I do actually want an e-bike, but the amount of boomers who have e-bikes, it kind of puts me off because I don't want to be called a boomer on my e-bike. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you're there yet. I think I'd bike to work if I had an e-bike. I do, I do, I do.

Would you? Yeah, I do, yeah. Well, I'd like to get one to find out. I would. I feel like I don't know if you can pull it off, but I would support you. Okay, e-bikes, hard to get. What else? E-bikes, hard to get.

Number two, men's shirts. Oh, no. Heaven forbid. My Christmas plans are ruined. Apparently, business shirts and casual long-sleeved ones are hard to get. Okay. Because of some reason. If your loved one is buying you a business shirt for Christmas, they don't love you.

Yeah, that's a boring present. Like honestly, you know my rich, rich uncle that we've talked about on this show a few times? Yeah. You know my dad one time for I think a Christmas present gave him a nice business shirt? Yeah. And then my rich uncle, because he's a bit stingy, the next year after gifted the same shirt back to my dad. Your dad doesn't wear business shirts.

And my uncle's is like an XXL and my dad is like an XL. And your dad's a farmer. Yeah. My dad was like, what am I going to do with this stupid Ralph Lauren shirt? Okay, business shirt's hard to do with this stupid Ralph Lauren shirt? Okay, business shirt's hard to get. What else? Oh, this one's devastating for kids.

Trampolines. Oh. I read about this. Apparently tramp stocks ran out back in March. Yeah, apparently facing big delays, wanting times that stretch out until February. Trampolines, especially those ones without springs with the zip-in things. Great babysitters.

They are literally like a child prison. Yeah. They're like a child octagon. You throw them in there and just leave them. Don't say prison. Why? Because it's got negative connotations. It's like a child paradise.

I mean child play area. So bouncy and safe. Yeah, fun. Number three? Four. Number four, which I mean, child play area. So bouncy and safe. Yeah, fun. Number three? Four. Number four, which I mean, oh, there's going to be so many people listening. He'll be devastated because we are all buying this, usually for Christmas presents. Luxury cars.

We're going to run out. Yeah. Oh, you could buy another one. No. Mine's not luxury It's very Mine's very standard Yeah standard In the world of luxury

It's a base model In the luxury line With leather Yeah But What my question is It's because all the rich people Bought them instead of

Buying holidays this year But why is it on the list To say You can't buy this for a gift? Who's getting a luxury car for Christmas? Who's buying that for someone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is my favorite one on the list.

The five things that are going to be hard to buy as gifts because of stocking issues. A washing machine. If you're buying anyone a washing machine. For Christmas. Look out. Well, good news, you can't. That's what I mean. This is going to save a lot of relationships.

Let's talk about Christmas again. Oh, far out. No, I'm here for it. You know me, once December hits, I'm all anti-Christmas before December, but I'm all in once December hits. Alright, Chris, what's the latest thing? I'm all in. December. All right, Chris, what's the latest thing? I'm all in.

I want to talk about Christmas traditions and also maybe some unusual or weird ones. You know, some stuff where it's like probably only a thing in your family and you've only found that out later on in life. You don't know anything in your family is weird until you step outside your family. Yeah, I never knew how weird my family was.

Because it's normal to you. It's all you know. Isn't it? Yeah. Like your family decorates the Christmas tree naked. Not naked. Is it the boys and the girls all do it naked? Well, we used to decorate the Christmas tree in our undies.

I don't know why that was the... And then when did it turn naked? No, it didn't turn naked, okay? That was an exaggeration. Oh. And my sister would never partake because she was... Well, when we were doing No, it didn't turn naked, okay? That was an exaggeration. Oh. And my sister would never partook because when we were doing it when we were that young, she was only a baby. Oh, I'm just picturing who would, like, you know, when all your brothers are naked,

who would lift who up to put the star on top of the tree? It was like a really skinny... And then, you know, if you fell, awkward. It's like a really skinny, really small All Blacks line out. Very awkward. That's naked. Yeah, well, okay. It's not a tradition that we've carried on into our adult lives.

Do you have any, like, in your new little family, like with Lucy and Tui? Nah. Or are you starting one? This is our second Christmas as a family. And, no, we've only just got a Christmas tree. You need to start some. I know. Last year it was like, oh, she doesn't know. Don't worry about the Christmas tree. And no, we've only just got a Christmas tree. You need to start some. I know. Last year it was like,

oh, she doesn't know. Don't worry about the Christmas tree. This year you had to get one. Now it's like, well, we have to get one. We have to start putting in that effort. So no, no traditions started yet. What are the traditions in your family?

We just have not anything that unusual. Like I always give out the presents on Christmas morning. Don't know why. Usually I think because I'm single and everyone else has partners. That's probably usually why. What else? What else? I think my dad, this is the only time he cooks in our household,

is on Easter and Christmas morning and he cooks the best big breakfast ever. Oh, yeah. That's a tradition. Yeah. morning and he cooks the best big breakfast ever. Oh, yeah. That's a tradition. Yep. And the other thing, my sister and I always steal money out of my dad's Bible on Christmas Eve. Yeah, that's nice. And we go out with it. Because you're paying homage to the nativity story then too.

Yeah. Just steal it from Genesis or whatever it is. We always use it to buy liquor. Hard liquor. Some people's Christmas traditions would be having a big fight. Yes, that's a good one. That's always fun.

Some people's Christmas traditions would be keeping grandma off the gin. Yes. Yeah. Or getting grandma drunk. Or getting grandma drunk, yeah. That was a tradition in our family. Yeah.

Some people's Christmas traditions would be not bringing up Auntie Cheryl's ex-husband who's not there. And also not waking up Uncle Tim because we know he's not actually asleep.

Oh, 800 dials at him this afternoon. He's passed out. What's your Christmas tradition? We'd love to know what Christmas is like at your place. What's the bit unusual one

that you guys do in your family? Maybe you're just getting it started. Maybe it's a brand new tradition. We will even take calls on what one do you want to start? Oh, yeah, and what one do you want to stop? Yeah.

All of the above. If you've got a tradition in your family that you hate, we'd love to hear about it as well. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. What's your family Christmas traditions? Bree and Clint. We want to know what's your bit unusual Christmas tradition in your family Christmas traditions? Brie and Clint. We want to know what's your bit unusual Christmas tradition

in your family? Yeah. Like does your mum hide turkey legs in her bra for later? We all have a siesta on Christmas Day. That is a tradition in our house. What time? Are you Christmas lunches or Christmas dinners? Lunches. Oh yeah. Yeah, we're definitely

Christmas lunches and then usually kicks off at probably like one o'clock the. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're definitely Christmas lunches. And then usually kicks off at probably like 1 o'clock, the lunch. Oh, yeah. And then we're usually all asleep by 4. And then leftovers for dinner. Leftovers for dinner. Love it. What's yours, Sarah?

Hi, welcome to the show. Merry Christmas. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi. What's your Christmas tradition in your family? Our Christmas tradition is no hand meringue. What's your Christmas tradition in your family? Our Christmas tradition is no-hand meringue. What's no-hand meringue? It's when we have meringues and you have cream on the top

and you eat it with no hands. Love it. I like that tradition. That's good. Who wins? Anyone who eats it fastest. Got it. So different winner every year.

Thanks, Sarah. Merry Christmas. Let's talk to Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Merry Christmas. Hello. Hi. Merry Christmas.

What's your family's Christmas tradition? So our Christmas tradition, a couple of weeks before Christmas, my brother will go into Countdown and take one of the cut-out cardboard Christmas trees and we'll bring it home and put our presents underneath that. He'll steal one? Uh, yeah. Why didn't you call the other

day this week when we asked, do you steal your Christmas tree? Oh man, I missed it. That was your moment to shine, Natalia. Also, is your brother stealing the Christmas tree. Oh man, I miss it. That was your moment to shine, Natalia. Also, is your brother stealing the Christmas tree like a key part of the tradition? Because why don't you just save the stolen Christmas tree and reuse it?

Because that's not the tradition, man. No, it's part of the tradition. Yeah, you got it. All right. No, fair enough. Okay, thanks, Natalia. Merry Christmas. Natalia.

Someone texted in and said, our family tradition is my dad always farts before everyone starts eating Christmas dinner. No one can start until he farts. We've been doing it for 20 years now. Can I say... What if he doesn't have one brewing? Can I say, whoever you are that has texted that in,

that is my favourite text I think of this year. That is unhygienic. Stella, I love it. Probably the That is unhygienic. That is stellar. I love it. Probably the best Christmas tradition I've ever heard. I might start it in my family this year. I hope it's an outdoor Christmas dinner. I'll put my hand up. Someone turn a fan on. Hi, Shay.

Hi. Do you guys fart before Christmas lunch in your family? I fart every single day before lunch. Yes, Shay! Good for you, Shay. What's your Christmas tradition? My partner and I actually decorate the tree naked and drink champagne.

Ooh, I like that, Shay. And what, you just... Is that a good time or what? Of course it is. Do you both handle the baubles? Yes. I bet you don't get the sharp ornaments because that's dangerous. No, I'm probably better at hanging the baubles.

I imagine. Have you guys got any kids? Not yet, but we just have. You just what? We just have one. So how many more years have we got before it gets a little weird? Yeah, right. No, I was going to say that your kids are probably quite likely to be born each September.

Yeah. And you're decorating the Christmas tree naked in December with champagne. That is a baby-making recipe. Right. And what a great way, what a great story to tell your kids, especially as you put up the Christmas tree. How did I come about? For each bottle of champagne, I've written the date on it, and it's going to get hung on the Christmas tree. How did I come about? For each bottle of champagne,

I've written the date on it and it's going to get hung on the Christmas tree. Oh, that's nice too. What's getting hung on the Christmas tree, Shay? No, that's enough.

Oh, that's, I thought she said something else. Merry Christmas, Shay. Thanks for calling the show. Thank you. Is the Christmas tree up yet? Yes, it is. I bet it's up.

It's very up. It's been erected. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians

with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea

but you, I reckon, will love it. Go on by lunchtime, grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. Been a fortnight since we played this game. We had a week off last week because we were on tour. Oh, it was nice. But it's back. It was lovely having a week off. And this time it's personal.

Okay, if you can correctly pick the winner, you can take the cash. Jess, hi. G'day, Jess. Hello, how are you? Fun fact, it's not cash. It's mobile fuel. But if you can correctly pick the winner, you can have it. Who are you picking, me or Bree?

I think she said you. I heard I'm going to go with Clint. Yeah, got you, Jess. Cool. That means Taryn Leshko. Yeah, ready. She's ready. She's ready for a victory. Let's go, Taryn. Okay, producer Anastasia is in control of the game. Tell us She's ready. She's ready for a victory.

Let's go, Darren. Okay, producer Anastasia is in control of the game. Tell us what's happening. Today's theme is big one-hit wonders. Obviously, How Bizarre by OMC. A great Kiwi song. Oh, this is going to be hard. Also, one-hit wonder is really popular on TikTok at the moment,

so that's why we're going to play one-hit wonders. Love it. Let's hear song number one, Ben. Print. Come on. Come on, that is me. That is me. I did hear Let's hear song number one, Ben. Print. Come on. Come on, that is me. Come on, that was me. I did hear Brie.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Mumbaga Mambo number five. The issue I have with that is sometimes you're louder but she's got it in her boots. That was me just. Congrats on the point though. Thank you.

Congrats on the point. I'll take it. I think that'll be the only one I get because I'm not going to be good at this. No, no, you'll have these songs. They're all pretty big ones. Let's hear song number two. Great. I heard Bre again.

I'm so sorry. Wait, producer B? Run DMC, Tricky? No. I'm sorry, Bre, that's wrong. What is it? It's Ice Ice Baby with another ice. Oh, yeah. Got the point, Clint. Got the point. Run DMC is not a one-hit wonder.

Damn. Oh, that was actually true. Let's hear song number three. Brie. Clint. That was Brie. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Brie.

But do you have it? Thank you for helping me, Judge. Hey, Clint, thank you for mansplaining this whole game every week. Who sings it it's eye of the tiger i don't know who sings it yeah but the rules are you don't need the artist no no i thought they were the rules changed yeah oh the rules have changed well what would be the point in saying the artist rules are always you've needed the artist. How many drinks have you had this afternoon? Yeah. This has happened so many times.

Yeah, you've always needed... The old rules, you only needed artist or... Well, producer Anastasia's here and these are her rules. All right, all right, all right. Eye of the Tiger. Oh, Survivor. By Survivor. Oh, come on!

Okay, I mean, she got a difference. Come on! I got that! So that's game. It's very loose. This game is all over the place. Today's game is very loose. This game is all over the place. It's all over the place. Okay, so the points standing are Bree 2. That just came to me.

I don't know where it came from. Two points and Clint's still got a point. Let's hear song number four. Break! So it makes a lot. Baby Got Back. That's correct. Bree. Couple weeks in a row now.

I'm never not going to get that one. Yeah, you've won. This was your third week. Taryn, come on. Let's go. Let's go. I got a little one out of it. The original version of the game where one of us had to leave the room.

Yes. You only needed the artist or the song title. Because it was a quick version. Yeah, because it was rapid fire. You enjoy that fuel, Taryn. Thank you. Friday Jams. I wanted to talk about something that's going on in my world.

And there's some doubters in here, in this room. There's a few doubters, a few sceptics. No, no. Sceptics is the right word. Sceptics. Cautiously optimistic supporters is how I would like to put it. Okay. Well, you need those in life, don't you?

You need some checks and balances. Yeah, you do. And it's because I'm about to endeavour into my own backyard business. That's what I'm calling it now. Yeah, right. Okay, yeah. Which essentially translates. Careful, don't call it a business or the

tax man will come looking. I mean, backyard um, what do I call it? Um, you're doing it for personal reasons. That's all you're doing. Yeah, private property, uh, go away tax man. Um, there we go, that'll cover that. Yeah, that's good, we're good now. Look, what I... The tax guy just went,

oh, nothing to see here. Oh, that seems to check out. Um, look, in life, just went, oh, nothing to see here. That seems to check out. Look, in life, in my adult life, I've always had an idea and have wanted to. I've seen people do it on Instagram. I've seen it. I've always wanted to buy a projector and have an outdoor movie in my backyard. Always have wanted to do it. And I thought, you know what?

2020 is, 2021 is the year. Yeah. It is time for me to shine. 2020 is a write-off. Do it next year. Yeah. I'm going to do it in the new year, summer. We've bought some beanbags.

We've got, we don't have a good backyard for it, but we have the perfect front yard at my place. Yep. So I endeavoured and I went online and I bought a mini projector Here's the issue You've spent more on the beanbags than you've spent on the projector Because you have this dream You have this dream

And I think it's an admirable dream I think, good, 2021, we may get locked down again Why not set up entertainment options at your own home? That's why people are splurging on big TVs and stuff this year because you're setting up your own situation at home. You have bought a projector that looks like one of those ones that comes up on your Instagram feed as an ad from a website called GoGoMonkey. It is the update from that one.

So it's the upgrade from those ones you see on Instagram. Projectors as an item, as a good one, you get a Panasonic or a Sony or something. Yeah, but they're like $800. Yeah, they are $800. I don't want to spend $800. I think that's because that's how much projectors cost. No, but I'll watch one movie outside and I'll be like,

oh, well, that's done. How much did your AliExpress projector cost? It's not from AliExpress. It's from Storks. And the brand is Ape Man. Portable LCD video projector. Damn, Ape Man. I think that's what they use at IMAX.

It supports 1080p full HD movies, 30 electronic keystone correction, 120-inch display, 50,000 hours. 30 electronic keystone correction 120 inch display 50,000 hours You don't know what any of this means do you? No clue Look like I said to you Cautiously optimistic

I want it to be good I really want it to be good I want your cheap projector to be great And I want you to be able to be The new movie destination in your neighbourhood Because my idea is I'm going to set all this up Probably with a sheet

Which won't be great either And then I'm going to set all this up probably with a sheet, which won't be great either, and then I'm going to charge all my friends a dollar, people from around the neighbourhood if they want to come, a dollar a movie. See, I think you need to invest in an actual projector screen. Oh, the screen, yeah. It sounds fun and very

boho. How much is that? Nah, find some old school place that sells old school supplies. Because remember how back in the day when we went to school, every classroom had an overhead OHP, an overhead transparent projector, whatever, OHP, OHT, and every class had that pull-down thing. Now, they just, I haven't been to school for a while,

but I think that's just a lie. Does anyone listening have one of those that I can have? Get a projector screen. I think you should do that.. Does anyone listening have one of those that I can have? Get a projector screen. I think you should do that. The sheet will be too see-through. My projector, I think I spent enough on it that it could potentially work. Have we talked about how much you spent? Okay.

I spent. Okay, so this is the idea. You want to have six-foot movies. Yeah. Enough for 25 people to come in. 25 is good, yep. Beanbag cinema. You want it ready to go.

Yep. How much did you spend on the projector? I spent $190. Yep. So? I think that's a maybe. You don't know. It could work.

It could work. When does it arrive? It was meant to get here today and it didn't come. So now I'm sceptical that it was like some sort of scam website. So, yeah. If any audio visual guys or girls out there listening right now, if you know the details,

what's Bree in for? Actually, no, don't message. No, don't message. Just figure it out. Just when it arrives, just give it a go. I want people's advice. Have I bought something? Don't bother. Don't bother. You don't want their advice because the money's paid. You can't get your money back. You might as well just wait and give it a go.

Well, if they've got any tips on how to make it better, that would be good. 9696. Yeah, there you go. Hey, mate, I think if you want to buy in, I'll sell you some shares in my business. Yeah, can I borrow it? We'll see how it goes.

Okay, this next prize is enough to buy you one of those projectors and the beanbags. Whoa! Okay? Say cheers to the effing weekend. Call now to win $250 cash thanks to effing vodka. All you've got to do is tell us why you're saying cheers to the effing weekend. And that's it.

The best reason gets $250 cash. Will it be you? Call now if you want to give it a crack. Oh, 800 dials at him. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Br-br-br-Friday-okey! I love Friday-okey.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. It's back, and this week it was recorded completely nude. Yeah, I felt a little bit uncomfortable,

but I also felt like it freed up my vocals. Mine too. Yeah. I think I was able to hit those low notes much better when I wasn't constricted. Oh, well, good. Yeah. We thought it's this close to the end of the year.

It's Christmas party time. So I chose today an Office Christmas Party classic. To be honest, I just Googled the top 50 Office Christmas Party songs and it was all like, wham, wake me up. We've done that. Have we done that? Yeah. Robbie Williams, rock DJ. I don't think we've done that,

but that would have been good. I decided that we should go with Welsh Elvis, Tom Jones. And this week for Friday Oaky, we're doing It's Not Unusual. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Yeah, that's right. Call your grandma on the landline.

I would have preferred Sex Bomb, but... I didn't even think about Sex Bomb. Sex Bomb's a classic. Yeah, well, too late. Maybe another time. We've done Tom Jones, It's Not Unusual, and you get to hear them both, and then you decide who did the best Friday Ogie.

That's how the game works. All right. I'll start, because I picked the song. And I'll finish. And Bree will finish. Here we go. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. It's not unusual to have fun with anyone.

But when I see you hanging around with anyone, it's not unusual To see me cry I wanna die It's not unusual To go out at any time But when I See you out and about It's such a crime

If you should ever Want to be loved by anyone It's not unusual. It happens every day, no matter what you say. You'll find it happens all the time. Love will never do what you want it to. Why can't this crazy love be mine? Slave.

Look, when I saw the song this week, I thought Clint has picked the perfect song for his voice and the most horrible song for my voice. Not on purpose. Oh, not on purpose. Come on. And I started trying to record this and it wasn't good.

So I decided I would do, um, how would I describe it? I'm going to say it's Disney-fied. Disney-fied? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say Cruella de Vil I channeled.

What does that mean? You'll see. Here we go. Here's Breeze Fadiocchi. It happens if you know it. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. It's not unusual To have fun with anyone When I see you hanging about

With anyone It's not unusual To see me cry Oh, I wanna die Let's take it up a notch It's not unusual To go out at any time Karen, I told you it's past your bedtime

But when I see you out and about I'm like, who is she? Why is she wearing a tartan skirt? You told me you were getting sushi with Brian Who is this bloody mole? It's not unusual It happens every day Better bloody not

No matter what they say Blah, blah, blah You'll find it happens all the time. Where's the wine? Love will never do. Does this ring mean nothing to you? What you want it to. Why can't this crazy love be mine?

Pour me another wine. Am I right? I think there's something stronger than wine in there. I don't even remember recording that. Five votes is what we need on 0800DALZM. Tell us who the best Friday-oke was this week. Is it Brie or is it me? The winner gets absolutely nothing and you get pride and prestige for voting.

The one on the text machine said, Clint all the way, you ruined the song, Brie. Oh, whatever. I added flair. Technically they wrote Brie, so that doesn't count. You don't even know how to spell my name. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki results. I thought you said Rizzo then.

I was like, Greece is back. Friday Oaky. You just heard two stonkingly good Tom Jones for Friday Oaky. The reason being, Tom Jones, you know, it's Office Christmas Party season, so we're doing Office Christmas Party classics. I did this version. Why can't this crazy love be mine? And Brie did this version.

Why can't this crazy love be mine? I feel like that part doesn't betray the rest of my performance. We've received the perfect double-ended insult. Clint singing, I could sleep too. Bree was more like an alarm I would hear if I was late to work. I'll take that as a compliment. Five votes to decide the winner of Friday Oaky every week, and Tony's first.

Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi. Who would you like to vote for on Friday Oaky? Bree. Bree? Yes, my girl. Yes, I love it. Got my back, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi. Who would you like to vote for on Friday Oaky? Brie. Brie? Yes, my girl. Yes, I love it.

Got my back, Tony. You like drunk Cruella DeVille? Thank you very much. That's a great vote. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi.

Lock it in. Who's winning Friday Oaky this week? I don't know what that was, Brie, but I liked it. Brie all the way. You're welcome, Sarah. Thank you, Sarah. We appreciate it. Shay has called up.

Hi, Shay. G'day, Shay. Hi. Hi. Who's the winner of Friday Okie this week? Gotta be Bree. That was awesome. My girls, you got my back, Shay.

You enjoy your weekend. She's won the comp. She's on track for a clean sweep. Hi, Jasmine. G'day, Jazz. Hi, guys. Who's the winner of Friday Oki this week? A hundred percent, it goes to Bree.

My girl, Jazz. Loving it. You got my back. Okay, and one more vote. Aiden. G'day, Aiden. Hello, Aiden. How are you? It'd just be disappointing at this stage if you voted for me, to be honest. So who's going to win Friday Oki? We're going to go Bree, but it's got to be you, Clint.

No, don't know. We might as well clean it up. It doesn't matter. Just lock it in. Vote with your heart. Who's it going to be? Okay, well, my stomach, it was Bree. There you go.

Aiden, appreciate the clean sweep vote, mate. No worries. There he is. There you go. Cruella de Vil. People want it. That means you get... It happens every day.

You get... Why can't this crazy love be mine? Pour me another wine. Is that right? That little bit where you go up, it kind of sounds like, you know when you pull the trigger on a weed eater and it goes... It's Cruella Deville.

Someone come and pull these pantyhose out of my bum hole. All right, birthday banger for Friday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We're about to tell you. I think we're about to set a record too. Hi, John. G'day, John.

Oh, hello. How are you going? Good. John, how old are you? Oh, I'm something in my 80s, I think. John. Oh. John, we thought that we had like a, you know, someone in their 80s calling up,

but you're not in your 80s, are you? John, are you faking? Oh, absolutely not. All right, let's take him at his word. John, what's your birthday? 15th of July, 1948. All right, John, I totally believe you, and you were 16 in 1964 on the 15th of July.

And on that day in the 60s, this was top of the chart. The Beatles! How do you feel about that, John, who was definitely born in 1948? Does that take you back? Oh, bang, it reminds me of Vietnam. John, have you called before and done this same gag? I feel like you have. John, this is like 15 years before Vietnam.

Oh, you know, the mental health age, you know how it is. This is closer to World War II, John. Oh, you know how things are when you get to my age? Yeah. Forgetting things. All right, John. Totally. Hey, Merry Christmas, John. you get to my age? Yeah. Forgetting things. All right, John. Oh, John. Hey, Merry Christmas, John.

Say hello to your wife for us. What's her name? Hi, Alana. Hi. Alana, did you totally buy that John was in his 80s? Oh, I don't know about that. Seemed a bit dodgy to me. Let's do your birthday banger, mate.

What's your birthday? It's 5th of July, 1984. All right. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 5th of July. And on that day, this was number one. NSYNC? It's gonna be me. It's gonna be me.

Do you like it, Alana? I'm not a big fan of the boy band. Yeah, right. Not a big... Oh, no. More importantly, do you like that one, John? Oh, absolutely. A banger in the old folks' home.

Yeah, right. Do you like Insync, do you, John? Oh, mate. I can't get enough of them. Yeah, right. Okay. Good, John. That's good.

What a hip old guy. Steve's here. G'day, Steve. Hello, Steve. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Let's do your birthday banger. Good, John. That's good. What a hip old guy. Steve's here. G'day, Steve. Hello, Steve. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Let's do your birthday banger.

Steve, what's your birthday? 15th of February, 1980. Right. You were 16 in 1996 on the 15th of February. And back in the mid-90s, this went to number one. How Bizarre. What are the chances of this? How Bizarre.

How Bizarre. How Bizarre. How Bizarre. That's going to be a bizarre. How bizarre. How bizarre. How bizarre. That's going to be a winner. Written in the stars. This song, this month, is 25 years old. Very popular as well. And it is blowing up on TikTok.

It is, as of yesterday, had 2.2 billion streams on TikTok. They're coming back, OMC. Yeah. It would be rude not to play them, wouldn't it? Do you like it, Steve? Love it. Absolutely love it. Yeah, that's a great one, Steve. Yeah, right. Sorry, be rude not to play them, wouldn't it? Do you like it, Steve? Love it. Absolutely love it. Yeah, that's a great one, Steve.

Yeah, right. Oh, sorry, I just have to check. John. John, do you like OMC? Oh, mate, honestly, I think Steve's got this one. Hey, John,

what are you up to this weekend? Are you getting lit? Oh, yep, you know, do a few joints with the old folks, you know. Oh, John. As it is.

Yeah, love it, John. All right, we're going to play OMC, okay? Oh, sounds great. Yeah, great. All right, John, call us any time, all right, from the old person's home. Steve, you win birthday burger. Congratulations. Fantastic, you guys.

No worries, Steve. Have a great weekend. You too, mate. You too, see ya. Brian Clint, ZM. ZM. Sister Cena just hides her eyes Policeman taps the shades Is that a Chevy 69? How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Destination unknown

As we pull in for some gas Officially pasted poster Reveals a smile from the back Elephants and acrobats Lion, snake, monkey Village beats righteous, sister cena says funky How bizarre How bizarre How bizarre

Ooh baby Ooh baby It's making me crazy It's making me crazy Every time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around

It's in my face Ring mouse is stiff, zap, says the elephant swift down People jump and jive and the clowns are stuck around TV news and cameras There's choppers in the sky Marines, police, reporters Off rare, foreign wide Billy Alper out of here

Seen us since right on Making moves and starting grooves Before they knew we were gone Jumping to the Chevy Headed for big lights Wanna know the rest, hey, by the rights How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, baby, ooh, baby It's making me crazy, it's making me crazy Every time I look around Every time I look around. Every time I look around. Every time I look around. Every time I look around. It's in my face. It's in my face. Ooh, baby

Ooh, baby Ooh, baby It's making me crazy It's making me crazy Every time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around It's in my face

Ooh, baby Ooh, baby It's making me crazy. It's making me crazy. Every time I look around. Every time I look around. Every time I look around. It's in my face Zedien Brian-Klint, that is a bonafide Kiwi classic from OMC, How Bizarre,

which has just blown up on Tick Tock again and celebrated its 25th anniversary. Very cool for OMC. Very cool for, yeah, very cool. I told you yesterday he passed away 10 years ago. For their family. Very cool for their family. Very cool for Paulie's family.

Really nice memory to have that song come into the charts. Totally. What a tribute to your dad's legacy. What a great tribute. Next on the show, this is the song that beat, by the way, NSYNC. It's a good song. I like it.

Bree and Clint. At this time of year, there's a lot of pressure to be fancy, isn't there? You've got to buy the nice food and the nice wine. And yesterday we had the thought, I wonder if you can make your own champagne using a SodaStream machine. Because we are ratchet. Right?

So today I've bought in a SodaStream and I've bought in a bottle of still wine and it's time to find out. Alright, pretty simple. We're going to put the rosé into the SodaStream bottle, which will probably taste like rosé forever now. Oh, do you think? Probably.

This is the family SodaStream. Matt, you can buy another bottle. They're not super, super expensive. Oh, yeah, as long as it doesn't taint the machine. So this will be your wine bottle if this works is what I'm saying. I'm looking to make a whole litre of sparkling wine here. Whoa. I think. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.

I reckon don't fill it as much. What do you reckon, two thirds full? It already looks fizzy. Oh yeah, it does. Have you, oh my God, have you bought sparkling? No. Are you sure? Yeah, it's just very sweet. It's a pink, it's a pink Moscato. Is it a sparkling wine or a still wine? No, Moscato's not generally sparkling. It's still. It's just got some bubbles in it.

It's just... Right. Will you have a skull? Have a little sip on that. You got no to understand. I don't know. Let's go with still. Okay.

Okay, it's still. I'm going to put it in. It just needs to be more sparkling than that. So the SodaStream I'm using is just a regular SodaStream. I don't know if there's any difference, actually. You'd be so good at infomercials. I can't screw it on. You don't screw it on.

You don't screw it on. You should take over Suzanne Paul when she leaves. Okay, you ready? Now, I'm just going to give it about four You don't screw it on. You should take over Suzanne Paul when she leaves. Okay, you ready? Now, I'm just going to give it about four or five squirts. Okay. And then we'll serve it up and see if we've found out you can make your own sparkling wine. Is five squirts usually enough squirts? Usually, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Here we go. So we'll just give it one. Have you ever used this machine? Yeah, but not for wine, though. One. One.

Two. Two. Two. Three. Three. That looks like it might be enough actually. No. I want it full high powered, full blown, full noise Moscato. Four. Five. Go five. Five.

Okay. Okay, now we pop it out. I feel like Moscato isn't a still wine. Why would it? It doesn't have a cork, so I assumed it's still. I've never drank Moscato before. Should have used a Sav, eh? Should have went a Sav.

Anyway, let's give it a go. Sav is as flat as a pancake. I'll take the wine out of the soda stream now, and we'll just... Okay. Okay. Oh, very sparkly. Oh! I knew that was going to happen. It spilled out everywhere.

A bit of overflow. But that happens with champagne. You know when you open champagne? Yeah, well, it does. It does. You've never seen the Formula One? So now I'll serve it up. And now you're pouring me all bubbles.

Oh, no, here we go. Here we go. One glass for you. We're on here. And one glass for me. Okay, I'll send that down the One glass for you. We're on here. And one glass for me. Okay, I'll send that down the line. Thank you. And what we'll do is we will cheers together,

and then we will review this and decide whether or not sparkling wine from a soda stream is a thing. Okay, ready? Cheers. To good health. To good health. Kind of tastes the same. Kind of. Maybe it needs a little bit more.

Maybe it needs a little bit more. Let's wrap this up, Ben. We're going to be here all afternoon. No, no, no. Just give me a second. Just give him a big push. Oh, it's going to explode again. Tastes the same

Weird Alright well I think it's a fail It's a fail Maybe we need to try with Sav Okay tune in Monday When we put Sav In the focus room Or a shard

Sav or a shard A buttery shard A buttery shard Sparkling buttery chardonnay On the Bree and Clint show This Monday Don't go anywhere I'll beat him

Bree and Clint This weekend A lot Don't go anywhere. I'll be here. Bree and Clint. This weekend a lot of Christmas parties are going to be happening. A lot of beverages are going to be consumed. It's the, what do people say? It's the silly season. It is the silly season. Also a lot of secret Santa gifts are going to be

exchanged. Yes. I've got a problem. What's your problem? Tonight and tomorrow I'm attending two Christmas parties, both of those Christmas parties with you. Yep. Both of those parties require a Secret Santa gift to be contributed. Yes. Neither of my Secret Santa gifts have arrived.

Oh. They're purchased. Oh. And I was holding out hope that they would arrive in the afternoon courier this afternoon. You always buy a backup. A backup? So I bought one, didn't think it would make it. Yeah.

So I went out yesterday, bought a backup. Guess what? What? The other present hasn't turned up. So guess what? I don't want to be lumbered with all these stupid presents as if I buy a backup and then I've got all these stupid things lying around my house.

No, they're good to have those because then if you get invited to something or whatever you use, you can always have it in the cupboard ready. Anyway, the problem is twofold. Tonight's Secret Santa at your Christmas party that you're hosting, that we're coming to,

that's a random one. So I don't have a present to contribute to the random Secret Santa. So I'll probably bring a bottle of vodka. Hey, I reckon that's good. Tomorrow's Secret Santa is the ZM staff Secret Santa. And I have a member of the ZM family. And I bought them a present specifically for them and it hasn't arrived.

Bottle of vodka? Bottle of vodka. Make it velvety. Well, I've actually got a few bottles at home. Oh, well, perfect. I reckon that's fine. Vodka doesn't go off, eh? No.

Good, because these are from 2010. Oh, jeez. But they're good bottles of vodka. It's going to be quite strong. Does it get stronger or weaker? I don't know, but it's stressful because now these presents are going to arrive. What brand? Absolute. Oh, that's fun.

Like if you were throwing the cheapo vodka in. Like a Smirnoff or a Kristoff. Then, you know, you could be looked at and be like, oh, he just... I would happily put a bottle of Smirnoff in the Secret Santa. I think it would get drunk. I think it would get drunk too. It'd be fine. You're at a party.

It's all good. I think you're fine. Oh, I'm so pissed off. Anyway, come Monday, these courier things are going to arrive and I'm going to have all these gifts. The specific one that you've gotten for the ZM team member.

Yeah. Could you use it? No, I won't use it. Because the ZM Christmas party has a $20 gift limit. You can give it to them after anyway. Where's my Christmas music? Yeah, I can, but...

It's not as fun. Yeah, I can, but it's kind of junk anyway. It's like... So it's not very good anyway. Oh, because of the $20 limit. I think I'm extra pissed off because I don't enjoy Cigarette Santa anyway. Why? It's just such a hassle.

Yeah, but it's fun. It's a chance for you To be creative Anyway Tonight If there's In this one Where you pick a random one If there's one shaped

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