ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 12th 2018

Episode Date: December 12, 2018

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Zed Ams! Zed Ams! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! Zed Ams, Brie and Clint! Afternoon everybody! How you doing? Brie and Clint, third to last show of the year!

I know! How are we New Zealand? How are you mate? I'm doing alright, yeah. Doing well? Yeah, I mean I missed my swim training this morning for my Ironman but you know I'm treating it as a rest day. Today's a rest day.

You trained for two days. Yeah, and then I have a risk day. You have to swim two kilometres on Saturday. Two days on, risk day. Then I'll swim tomorrow and Friday. Then I'll be ready. Oh, it's probably a risk day before the race as well. So I'll swim tomorrow and then I'll have a risk day.

And then, by the way, if anyone's got a wetsuit I could borrow, I don't look very good in speedos at the moment. So I'm looking for a full body wetsuit. Do you want a fake tan? No, I don't look very good in speedos at the moment, so I'm looking for a full-body witsuit. Do you want a fake tan? No, I don't want a fake tan. We could get the same fake tan that Producer Ben got for the Cup and Show races. No, I'm good on that front. I'm just keen for a full-body witsuit.

She can spray tan abs on you. Oh, okay. Oh, now you're keen. Let's talk off air. Producer Ben, could we organise that for Clinton? Like I said, we'll organise that off air. We'll take that one to the back room and sort it out. Producer Ben, could we organise that for Clinton? Look, like I said, we'll organise that off air. We'll take that one to the back room

and sort it out. Producer Ben, blink once if yes. We have a $300 Prezi card up for grabs today at five o'clock. Thanks to our friends at Joblist. If you've got a job that needs doing around the house, be listening at five o'clock because we'll get you to call.

We'll pick our favourite one. We'll get that job done for you and we'll give you $300 as well. What a great organised prize. Also, we're tattooing a grandma. Oh, yeah. Yesterday, Ariana Grande announced her and her grandma have got a tattoo together.

So we thought, is there anyone listening who wants to get a tattoo with their grandma for Christmas? Turns out there's quite a few. We've got four very keen people who overnight have been checking in with their grandma to see if grandma's keen. So we're going to check in with them this afternoon and see who's in, what they're getting tattooed,

and then from there we can figure out who gets it on Friday in studio, our last show. And we're not talking about grandmas that are in their 40s or 50s because we know that they can kick around. These are grandmas that are in their 70s and up. We're talking legit grandmas. They're going to get a sleeve. Full gold card carrying grandmas. They're going to get a sleeve. Full gold card carrying grandmas.

Half a sleeve. Next though, we want to give the locations for the vigils for Grace Mullane that are going on. A lot of them are happening today. Yes. So we have a list of where you can go and pay your tributes if you want to, yeah? All around the country. We'll do it after Marshmallow. This is Friends.

Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. Today around the country there are a whole lot of vigils that are happening for Grace Mullane. Yeah, and obviously the country has been stopped over the last couple of weeks with this story and I think it's important that we give out the details

that if people want to go remember Grace and pay their respects they can all around the country tonight. So we'll give out there's ones happening everywhere actually. The first one is in Auckland. If you want to go along to the one in Auckland, it's happening tonight. It starts at 7pm and it's going to be at Auckland CBD Federal Street.

That's candle lit, that one. Yes. And it's BYO candle. Yes, you have to bring your own candle. Candle. Yeah. That one is organised by Ali Mao, actually. There's one happening in Wellington

that will be at 7.30 in Civic Square. That's tonight as well. The Grace Mullane Vigil in Wellington's at 7.30 in Civic Square in Wellington. There's one in Nelson. You can go along to that tonight. It's happening at 7pm as well at 1903 Square on the corner of Trafalgar and Selwyn

Place. In Dunedin, if you want to go to one of the tributes to pay your respect, in the Octagon, that starts at 7 o'clock tonight. Yep. In Queenstown, it's happening. It's actually, I think it was last night, it says here, Tuesday at 7pm. So that happened at the Boat Shed Cafe last night. In Mount Maunganui, they're waiting until Saturday and that is going to be a sunset vigil on the beach.

It's at eight o'clock in front of the surf club in Mount Maunganui. It's great to see the whole country getting involved and holding the vigils all around. There is a full list of these two if you missed them or if there's one that is happening that we don't know about as well, you can get in touch with us. That'd be great if you could let us know.

But they are all posted up at ZMOnline.com Bree and Clint on ZM Just gave out all the locations for the vigils that are being held tonight for Grace Mullane.

We missed one. Thanks to Gemma for writing in. There's one in Hamilton also at 7pm at the Memorial Park. It's also BYO Candle. There you go.

Cool. Thank you. You've been to Bali, yeah? I have been to Bali. Would you say it's a particularly relaxing place to visit? Um, no. It's supposed to be, isn't it? It's meant to be very spiritual and ethereal and wind chimey

and... I'd say it's hustle and bustle. Really? Yeah. There's one resort in Bali at the moment that is bringing in a new rule, which they say is to force relaxation. Okay. But I think it's to stop...

Mmm... How do I say it? Um... Go on. Taking selfies of yourself at the pool the whole time. So Ayana Resort which there's nothing wrong with, by the way, if that's what you're there to do. If that's the point of your holiday, go handy.

Do you. Get a selfie stick. Have fun. Ayana Resort has 12 pools. Okay. Whoa. At one of their pools, they have banned cell phones from the pool area. Okay.

So they're saying if you want to relax by this pool, don't bring your phone with you. In fact, you're not even allowed to have your phone there. They have put small windows in, kind of like happy hour, where you're allowed to use your phone. You're allowed to use the phone by the pool between the hours of 7am

and 9am and 5pm and 7pm. I don't know why those times. Maybe to text your partner to say breakfast is up or what? I don't know. If I'm paying a lot of money to stay at a hotel, I don't really want to be

told what to do. This is the thing. Do you support it or are you anti it? Because for a lot of people, a lot of people, relaxing means going on their phone. It means unplugging and just putting themselves in that headspace where they don't have to do anything and they just mindlessly scroll Instagram.

Maybe that is relaxing to them. I get what they're trying to do and I'm all for unplugging from the phone. I think that's a great thing, especially on holiday. Like this Christmas holidays, I'm going to do my best to stay off my phone. Are you really though? Mate, I'm deleting the Uber Eats app. So I'm probably never best to stay off my phone. Are you really though? Mate, I'm deleting the Uber Eats app. So I'm probably never going to be on my phone. The only reason I'm on my phone usually is to order Uber Eats.

Your parents live in the country. You wouldn't be getting Uber Eats anyway. That's beside the point. You'll just get, yeah. That is beside the point. Remember the small social experiment we did at our Christmas party where I tried to take everybody's phone and put them in a pile in the middle of the

table so that nobody could be on their phone and it forced us to talk to each other. I think I got 18 phones in there. How did you feel? Yeah, you bullied people into it. Well, I... You did. You're like, everyone else is doing it. What?

Do you need a phone? Is that how badly you're addicted to your phone? Do you need your phone? Everyone else is giving me their phone. Why aren't you giving me your phone? I used some strong peer pressure on the people who needed it the most, namely you and Fletch. I gave my phone up, thank you very much, straight away.

How did you feel? That's what I'm trying to get to. In the time where your phone was taken away from you, did you feel relaxed and engaged and present and in the moment? Mate, I'd had that many espresso martinis. I didn't know what to think. Don't know if it's going to catch on, but if you're planning to go to Bali over Christmas,

maybe take a book. Oh, ew. Time for a science experiment, really. Yeah, I do love these social experiments and we're just trying to figure out how we're going to do this. So there's something that humans do that is contagious when you see someone else doing it. Although it says science says not everyone, but most people it's contagious.

We've been testing it on each other. Yes. With a hundred percent success rate. Even producer Ben was doing this thing after we were talking about it and doing it. We have three very willing participants in our experiment. Rosie, welcome to the show. Hello. Thank you for being so willing.

Roy, welcome to the show. Hello, Roy. Kia ora. You've ever been probed before? Not like this. No. Not on a weekday, hey, Roy? And Mary is also in the experiment.

Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. Hi, how are you? Anybody feeling nervous about this? No. Yes. Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. Hi, how are you? Anybody feeling nervous about this? No. Yes. Rosie, very honest. All right, should we tell them what it is?

Yeah, okay, tell them. So the theory is that if you see someone yawning, it actually makes 60% to 70% of people actually do the same thing. That's if you visually see them doing it. So if you visually see it, you're more likely to start yawning as well. What we're trying here on the radio this afternoon

is just hearing people talk about yawning or yawning, does that make you yawn? Exactly. So you guys that are listening, you three, Rosie, Roy and Mary, at any point, if you yawn, you need to tell us, okay? Okay. Any yawns so far?

No. No. Sorry, I'm quite tired. I'm very tired. How about that yawning? You know when you... Mouth is open but no yawn. Oh, your mouth involuntarily came open but no yawn,

Rosie. Yes. What about you, Roy? How are you feeling? Oh my God, there's so many texts coming through. I just yawned. Oh, just yawned. There's heaps of people. Roy, anything from you, big guy? Well, I probably should have Stated at the beginning that I work night shift

And I literally just woke up That's fine, it shouldn't matter I'm quite tired at the moment And I think I've yawned about 7 times since we started talking about this But that might have an impact on it Stop yawning Producer Ben's going Mary

No, no yawn from me. Nothing from you whatsoever. No yawns. Are you ticklish Mary? No. No you're not ticklish either. No. You just. Well here's the thing. We've got Hell Pizza vouchers for the people who yawned

so it sounds like only Rosie is going to be taking home a Hell Pizza voucher. Bloody oath. Roy, any yawns? No. I feel like I'm being punished for working night shifts. Oh, I love that you're so honest, Roy. Roy, I'm just going to say this to you quietly.

The text machine is going ballistic. Roy, here's the thing about a yawn, man. And Mary, you might know this. You can fake it. Yeah. So let's hear the best fake one you got. I mean, the real yawn. If you just felt like doing a fake one,

then you'd win the whole pizza vouchers. Oh. That's a hungry mouth for a pizza yawn. Mary, was that your fake yawn? It was. Can we hear it one more time? Oh. That was more like a moan. Mary goes, did you hear Mary?

She goes, that was a hungry yawn. All right. What about you, Roy? No, no, we've got Hell Pizza for Mary and Rosie. I guess those are the only people taking away Hell Pizza. One more chance, Roy. Oh, he's in. He's in.

And that is pure science, ladies and gentlemen. Congrats, Roy. Oh, he's in. He's in. And that is pure science, ladies and gentlemen. Congrats, guys. Can I just say the theory is 100% proven because I've never seen so many text messages come through. Right. I think you have to close your eyes and yawn. You should probably stop talking about it while people

are driving. There you go. Don't yawn and drive. We've got $40 Hell pizzas For you guys To try the brand new Yummer pizza Okay Thanks for calling out To be part of our experiment

Thanks guys Okay Might just be our show That they were yawning at It is Christmas Obviously And this is the time of year When those who are

The Christmassy inclined can't help but give out their Christmas presents a little bit earlier than everybody else. Today, we arrived to work. Each of us, myself, producer Ben and producer Ellie got to work and we were handed a small wrapped gift from Brie Thomasel. You're welcome, guys. You really jumped the gun because we're going out for our show dinner, end of year dinner tomorrow and we're doing a secret Santa

there where we're going to give each other presents You've got in there, I mean thank you first of all but you've really upstaged everybody with this No it's just something little that I wanted the team to have before Christmas. The thing that you got us is um unique, it is

not a gift I've been given before. I have been given, well, we've all been given a car air freshener in the shape of Bree's face. Well, it's a photo of Bree. It's one of the least flattering photos of anybody I've ever seen. I like to call it, it's where I look like a thumb. It's got my at-risk chin in the foreground. At risk

of? Diabetes. Yeah, you have one, two, three, oh there's three chins on there, which you don't have normally. Like you've really leaned into that. Only two normally. The most interesting thing about this personalised air freshener that you've got for us is the scent is bacon. What

a great idea, right? Producer Ben, do you love it? Producer Ben, who almost only eats a pure meat diet, how do you feel about the bacon scented air freshener? It's disgusting. It is disgusting, thank you.

Like it's not real bacon, obviously, but it smells like cat bacon. You know how you get that fake, plasticky... Yeah, it smells like when you open a bag of cat treats and you get the cat one and then your fingers smell a bit weird. The air freshener, too, I'll take it out of the bag. It's wet. Like, when you touch it, it has, like, an oily residue.

But they are so strong, right? The minute you take these air freshenictions out of the bag, the whole room smells like, not like bacon, like Is this just hate on the Brie gift, is it? No, no, no, no, no. We're very grateful for our gift. You know why I got it? Why? Because I'm going away for Christmas like we all are.

And I didn't want you guys to miss me. So you got us a Is this what you think you smell like? Probably. I want to know, how much do these cost and where do you get them from? I got them off some random website. Did you buy more than four?

No, I bought three. I could only afford three. How much were they? They were real cheap. For three plus shipping $63. You paid $63 for three air fresheners? That's pretty good. Are you serious?

Are you serious? $20 a hit. I think that was a pretty good deal. Well, considering mine's never going to get hung anywhere. Mate! It stinks. It actually reeks. This whole booth just smells like rotten bacon.

Rotten bacon, that's what it is. It smells like rotten bacon. I had mine in my pocket before. I was like, what is that smell? I've put mine back in the bag and I can still smell it. You guys are so ungrateful. If you would like to see ungrateful. Ungrateful? Ungrateful. Immigrateful?

Actually, can you put it back in the packet? It's giving me a headache. You don't like it either. We can't smell it through Instagram, but we'll put a little video of these Brie-shaped air fresheners up on the Brie and Clint Instagram story. If you're listening and you think, what a great idea for Christmas, don't bother ordering them because they took two months to get here.

You ordered this two months ago? Yeah. Two months ago? Yeah. You're incredible. Wow. Brie and Clint on ZM. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint on ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. What did we play yesterday? Oh, Bon Jovi, Blaze of Glory. Yeah.

Weird. Strange. Felt good in the moment, though. Hi, Angie. Hi. What did you think of yesterday's, Angie? Yeah, I know. One day was okay.

It was all right. Is that from your era? We don't know what your birthday is yet. Yeah, it is actually from my era. Yes, it is. Okay, well, let's see what you've got. I have a feeling, Angie, you've got a better one. What's your birthday?

13th of December, 1975. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. Oh, thanks, Jake. That's exciting. You're 16 in 1991 on the 13th of December, and this is your birthday banger. Life is a highway. I won't ride it all night long.

Who is this? Tom Cochran. Oh, Tom Cochran. Cochran. Do you like this, Angie? Yeah, that's pretty banger. That's pretty banger. Yeah. Okay, let's see what else we canran. Do you like this, Angie? Yeah, that's pretty banging. That's pretty banging. Yeah.

Okay, let's see what else we can get. Welcome to Birthday Banger, Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you, mate? Oh, a bit croaky after last weekend's work, though.

Oh, hey, Lindsay. We feel you, girl. Lindsay, Lindsay, it's Wednesday. I know. Yeah, Lindsay partied all the way until Sunday. Wow. Okay, cool. What's. Yeah, Lindsay partied all the way until Sunday. Wow. Okay, cool. What's your birthday, Lindsay?

7th of July, 1982. Okay, Lindsay, you were 16 in 1998 on the 7th of July. And back then, this was number one. Do you really want it? Yeah. Do you really want it? Yeah. Here we go.

Olé, olé, olé. Ricky Martin? Go, go, go. Yeah. Olé, olé, olé. Ricky Martin? Half of Life? Not as good as Bon Jovi. Nah, not as good as Bon Jovi at all. In fact, not even a good Ricky Martin song. Have you seen Ricky Martin? Yeah, I've seen Ricky Martin, but this is not Livin' La Vida Loca.

This was a tune. Wasn't this like a football World Cup theme song or something? It was for the World Cup, yeah. It was, which is a bit disappointing. It's no shake your bonbon. Stink buzz, Lindsay. I don't mind it. Okay, last one.

Let's go to Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too, Nikki. What's your birthday? 30th of September, 1986. Okay, Nikki, you were 16 in 2002 on the 30th of September,

and back on that day, this was number one. This is a tune. Yeah. Avril Lavigne, Complicated. What came out first, this or Sk8er Boi? This. This is OG. Sk8er Boi came out first, this or Sk8er Boi? This. This is OG. Sk8er Boi came out after this.

Is that our birthday banger for today? I'm voting Life is a Highway, my friend. Are you really? I'm all about that. Over that Avril Lavigne song? Yep. I hate to say it, that's my vote. Oh, I thought we were synced up today.

Did you reckon? Yeah. I feel that Life is a Highway song. Well, she hates being in this position, but we're going to go to producer Ellie, who is going to decide for us between Tom Cochran's Life is a Highway and Avril Lavigne's Complicated. Oh, do you know what?

I was a huge Avril fan, like right from the get-go. This was my favourite song when I was a kid. Yeah, it's good. But how often do we get to play Life is a Highway on ZM? The vibes, mate. Never. Never, exactly. Oh, my God.

Is this the first time you're going to go with me? Excuse me, I've been with you before. I know you have been. I won't forget Anastasia. Thank you very much. Ellie. Yeah, we're going to go with Ellie. Oh, no, no, we're arguing.

Ellie. Yep. Here's Ross Boss behind me, so I'm probably going to change my answer now. No, no, no. Don't be influenced by Ross Boss. That's not how it works. You tell us the song that we're playing. Oh, Ross is coming over.

Nah, here he is. What? Yes, Ross. What are we up to? Well, we're on our third to last show of the year and we're trying to find the winner of Birthday Banger. What are you up to? Just wondering why I haven't got rid of Avril Lavigne

and start playing Tom Cochran. Yeah! Yeah! Woo! Merry Christmas. Just wondering why you haven't got rid of Avril Lavigne and start playing Tom Cochran. Yeah! He's finally come around. The Grinch has been visited by the ghost of Christmas past and he's changed his mind. Angie. The Angie's birthday banger.

I'll go with this. Happy birthday banger, Angie. No worries. Thank you so much.. Happy birthday, banger, Angie. No worries. Thank you so much, Ross. You guys, thank you. ZM, free and cleansed. From what, 1991? 1991.

That's Tom Cochran. I think it's Cochran. And life is a highway. The winner of birthday banger today. Oh, the harmonica at the end. You know what? The right decision shone through in the end. We've had a bunch of texts.

We've had some freaking yas. We've had some yas. We've had some absolute banger. We've had... Look at this one. My husband just drove past our exit on the motorway. This banger is distracting. Because it was up against Avril Lavigne.

And then we've had a very disgruntled text from someone who said, I have genuinely turned my radio off and I am using my own data to listen to Complicated on YouTube. Only one of those though. You might remember like if that song

we go why do I know that song so well? This is the version that was in Cars right? Rascal Flatts. He does throw up some gems. Lightning McQueen. Two more birthday bangers this year.

Oh, my God. What's going to be the one that we finish on for the year? We have no idea. We can't control it. We don't know what birthday bangers are going to be day to day, but I am in here waiting for some gold. I would love a Mariah Carey Christmas song, but again, we can't control that.

We can't. Any December babies, this is the time to really start calling us. You know what I wanted to do? Yeah. I really wanted to get a mashup of all the birthday bangers we've had over the last five months.

Oh, yeah. Why don't we do a Spotify playlist? Yes, we're working on that too. Okay, cool. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint, Santa's little helpers. Thanks to Jobless, the place for Kiwis to get stuff done. Ho, ho, ho.

Cool website where you go and put stuff up that you need done and people go, yeah, I'll come and do that for you. I've got those skills. Jobless.co.nz. What have we got done for people so far this week? We got someone to fill in holes in a backyard. Oh, more than that. We got a big, strong man to come around.

That was what I think was the main part of yesterday's one. What did they want done again? I just remember the big, strong man part. To put some posts and to dig some holes for some posts. It was for a shade sale. Yeah. And what did we do on the Monday? Oh, that was the fill the holes one.

Yeah. Sorry, that was the one. Someone who's training a guide dog puppy. Yeah. Who had dug a whole lot of holes on their lawn they needed filled in. Easy. Easy, easy. We're going to get someone else's job done this afternoon

and we're going to give them a $300 Prezi card. We need to find out what the options are first. Merry Christmas, Jess. Hi, Jess. Merry Christmas, guys. What do you need done for Christmas? We need to find out what the options are first. Merry Christmas, Jess. Hi, Jess. Merry Christmas, guys. What do you need done for Christmas? So I have a beautiful rag doll named Kylo,

and he has destroyed the carpet on his cat tower. So the job would be to reupholster the cat tower with some new carpet. Pop some new carpet on the cat tower? Yeah. How cute are rag dolls as well, eh? Oh, he's the best. What's his name? Kylo. Does he have an Instagram account?

He does. Of course he does. Quick, go and give it a plug. Kylo the ragdoll. Kylo the ragdoll. You know, we had a ragdoll growing up. She had eight litters of kittens. Did she?

Yep. Were you breeding her? No, we weren't breeding her. She was just a bit of a... Why didn't you have her fixed? ...flusy. Why didn't you get her fixed? Because she loved having kittens.

I don't know if she did, mate. Mate, she loves something. Okay. Amy, hi. What do you need done before Christmas? Hi. I need my lawns mowed. I've moved on to like an acre section,

and they haven't been mowed for about four or five weeks because at my previous house, I got brought into eight times and one of the times they sold my lawnmower. No way! So hang on, you've moved to an acre property and you don't have a lawnmower? Yeah, not a wise move. Oh, that's not great. So how big

is the lawn altogether, like an acre? Yeah, but it's like in like terraces as well, so it's really difficult. I'm a single mom, I need a man. You need a professional. Hey, you don't need a man, you just need someone who has the skills. Oh, no, you're a single mum, you do want a man around. Yeah, she wants a single strapping young man.

There's been a few requests for people like that. That's cool, we can maybe sort that one out. And Vicky's the last one. Merry Christmas, Vicky. Hello, Vicky. Merry Christmas. What do you need done, Vicky? I need someone to hem some pants

for me because I have very short legs and they don't make pants for the size legs. Sorry to laugh. How many pairs of pants are we talking about? At this stage, there's only two. I bought a play suit for a work function and

it's a bit of a joke. Is it dragging on the ground? There is a decent amount that you'd need to... Vicky, do you buy capris and wear them as full-length pants? I don't because I feel like they look wrong. That's true. She's waiting for three quarters to come back into fashion. But she could if she wanted to.

You could if you wanted to. Even if it's a three quarter, that's a full-length pants for me. Exactly right. You're laughing. Okay. Hey. Yeah. Are we going to deliberate?

Yeah. I reckon... So we've got a... Jess needs her cat tower recarpeted. Yep. Amy needs her lawns mowed by a big strapping man. She got a lawnmower stolen. And Vicky needs her

playsuit taken up because she has short legs. I'm going to say Amy. You're going to say Amy? Yeah, help her out with the lawns. Amy with her lawns? Yeah. Okay, let's do that. Hi Amy, are you there? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to get your lawn mowed for you, okay? Oh my gosh, thank you so

much. No problems. We're also going to get the grass taken care of. And a $300 Prezi card coming your way for Christmas, okay? Oh my gosh, thank you so much. No problems. We're also going to get the grass taken care of. Thank you. And a $300 Prezi card coming your way for Christmas, Amy. That's amazing. Thank you.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. We'll get Jess and Vicky to wait there too. We're going to make sure you guys get a Christmas present as well, so don't worry about that.

Thanks, Joblist. You can get any job you need done at joblist.co.nz. So yesterday we were on the hunt for Kevin Hart. He was in the building and he did his show last night at Spark Arena. Huge, huge Hollywood star and we just missed out on an interview with him. Yeah.

Okay. We never had an interview. No, we just missed out. If he'd seen us, he definitely would have come in. I mean, that guy could get in wherever he wanted, right? Yes, he could. He could walk into whatever restaurant, whatever hotel, and they would give him a booking.

If he said he wanted to be on the Mike Hosking breakfast show tomorrow. He could. Well, Mike would probably actually quite happily have him. But, you know, he could go on. He could. I had this idea where let's see how much star power someone like Kevin Hart has. If we called a super popular restaurant that we know doesn't have any bookings,

but if we drop Kevin's name, let's see if that changes. Ooh. I've always wondered if this is a... If it's a thing. Yeah. Welcome to... speaking with ***. Hi there. I was wondering if I could make a booking for this evening.

For how many people would that be? It would be about 8 to 10 at about 7 o'clock. We don't have reservations at 7 o'clock because we do have sitting. Does it make a difference? And I don't mean to do this, but it is for the movie star Kevin Hart and his entourage which wanted to dine there this evening. Yeah, give me a second.

I'm just trying to see what I can do possibly. Okay, I'm taking a reservation. I'm taking a reservation at 7 o'clock tonight, 4445. I think I should tell someone who wants to dine with us. So 10 people, 4445. All good? So 7 o'clock. Amazing. One last thing Mr Hart did want me to ask, and I know this is a bit weird. He's got a following

of 60 million people on instagram um he was wondering you know if there could be some sort of deal worked out if he posted from the restaurant or oh that'd be great our marketing team would love that okay so let me first do your booking. Can I have your name and last name, please? Yes. My last name. My name is Samantha. Samantha. And the last name? Cordial. Oh, good. And your reservation needs to be made for 10 people at seven o'clock tonight and you're in one of our best tables. Okay, that's amazing. Can I just confirm, I'm just going to double check because Kevin changes his mind quite often. I'm just going to double check with his tour manager

and I'll give you a call back in five minutes just to confirm everything. Thank you so much. No worries. Thank you so much. Bye. Thanks, bye-bye. Holy shit, we need to find it.

No, no, no, no, no. We need to find a Kevin Hart lookalike. Seriously though? I want free dinner. Oh my God. I want to sit at the best table. For 10 people. If you want to come to dinner tonight in Auckland. We need you to set up a fake Kevin Hart lookalike. Seriously though? I want free dinner. Oh my God. I want to sit at the best table. For 10 people. If you want to come to dinner tonight

in Auckland. We need you to set up a fake Kevin Hart Instagram account. And we need you to look and talk like Kevin Hart. That's the main thing. Okay? Is it worth it?

Bree and Clint on ZM. Now, Ariana Grande and her grandma, her nonna, got CCO on their fingers as a tribute to her non-nor, which is her grandfather, yeah? Yeah, Frank. So we've said, who wants to get a tattoo with their grandma?

On Friday, we're going to get people in studio, them and their grandma, and together you guys are going to get a matching tattoo. What a nice thing to do. I wasn't sure how many people would be keen for this when we talked about it yesterday, but we had a good response. Yeah, there's been quite a few people that want to do it.

We have three people now who we said, because we just said, if you think they'll be into it, call us. But we don't know if the grandparent was going to be up for it. Yes. A hundred percent. We said, go away tonight,

have the phone call however you do it with your grandma or grandpa. They're actually all grandmas. It could have been grandpa, but they're all grandmas. And ask them. We're now all grandmas. It could have been grandpa, but they're all grandmas. And ask them. We're now back in contact with our people. First of all, Alicia.

Hi. Hello again. Hi. Hi again. Now, you've talked to grandma? Yeah, well, it's my granddad, actually. So I've talked to him, and he said, yeah, why not? Wow.

So he's keen for it, Alicia? Yeah, he's keen. We don't know how long he's got left, you see. So I think he's like, oh, yeah, let's do it. Why not? Whoa. Okay, is he unwell? He's very unwell at the moment. We just found out not long ago

that he's not well. So, yeah, I thought it would be a cool thing for us to do together. Okay, we really already hear that. What do you think, if it's you guys, what tattoo do you think

you'll get? Well, like I said yesterday, I'm thinking, because I've got four cats, he's got two cats, and we're big cat lovers, and so I think that'll be something that we're both interested in, you know? Like a little cat tattoo or something. Are you going to get six cats tattooed on you guys?

I think so. Why not? What a nice thing. Something that we love. What a nice thing and a nice memory to create with your granddad. Cool. I like that. Michelle, you've also been away talking to your grandma?

My Oma, yes. Oma, that's right. And how did the conversation go? Actually, could you reenact the conversation for us? Oh, gosh. So you said to your Oma, I said to my Oma, we've got a really good opportunity here, do you want to get a matching tattoo?

And she said, yes, but I'm a silly beak for doing it. And I bet she didn't beep herself out. What do you two, if it's you two, you and your Uma, what are you thinking the tattoo will be? Because we're going to do it live here

in the ZM studio. What tattoo do you think it'll be? We're thinking of getting just Ulpa, because my Ulpa passed away a couple years ago so we thought we'd get something like that. Wait, so it'll be exactly what Ariana Grande and her nonna got? Yeah, yeah. What's his favourite food? Could you get a bowl of

macaroni and cheese tattooed on yourself? His favourite food's potatoes so I can get a potato but... I've seen a potato tattoo before. Didn't look like a potato. It's very hard to tattoo a potato. I've seen a potato tattoo before. Didn't look like a potato. It's very hard to tattoo a potato. Well, no, we'll have a good tattoo artist. Don't worry about that.

What about a bowl of mashed potato? Ellie, we do have a good tattoo artist lined up, right? Oh, no, hang on. Sorry, one second. We can't hear her at the moment. There we go. You'll be in good hands. Don't worry.

Yes. Yes? Yeah. So that's all sorted. They're happy to come in here. Yeah. Cool. Can we see if they can do a potato?

We did have one other person, Natalia, who we can't get on the phone at the moment, but she's still in the running. Has she talked to her grandparent about getting a tattoo? She has. So she's talked to her grandma, and her grandma's keen as, and what they want to get done

is they've actually got the same middle name, so they both want to get their middle name tattooed. That's cute. Cute, eh? I like that idea. Wait, do we know what the middle name is? No, I didn't actually ask that. Because if it's really long.

Yeah, that's a good point. It's fine. It's fine. My other concern is elderly skin. Right, yeah, because they do say, obviously, the older you get, the thinner the skin gets, so it's harder to tattoo. Yes. That's true.

But, I mean, it's your tattoo. But older people still get tattooed, though. It can be done. 100%. 100%. Okay, cool. So her grandma was keen? Yes, keen.

We've got three keen-o-be-nos. We've got Alicia, we've got Michelle, and we've got Natalia. Let's just get them all done. Let's get them all in. Let's have a tattoo convention. Couldn't I? We'll get a matching one. No, no, no.

Producer Ellie and Producer Ben. No, I'm not keen for that. Oh, no, probably not. I dealt with my grandparent, but unfortunately, I can't. That was the end. I don't want get a matching one. No, no, no. Producer Ellie and Producer Ben. No, I'm not keen for that. Oh, no, probably not. I could do it with my grandparent, but unfortunately I can't. That was the end. No, I'd do it. Producer Ben. Watch this space, everybody.

We're tattooing grandparents and grandchildren this Friday. Zit in. Brie and Clint on Zit In. It is Wednesday, and it is that time. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Where we like to, or I like to, have a bit of a whinge about being a woman. And this morning I was whinging to you and I said, I'm so sick of going to the doctor just to get a script for a pill.

This is some perspective for me. This is actually a legit complaint from being a woman. To me, the head of women's issues? Yes. Lay it on me. Yes. So I'm a woman. The women's commissioner, they call me.

I need to be on birth control because I've got certain issues. So I actually need it for my health, not for birth control. It's actually other stuff. So I need this thing. I need it every six months. They only give me a script that lasts six months. And every time I go to the doctor, it costs me $75. I walk in there. I say I need a script, he writes the script,

and then I walk out, $75. He doesn't even do anything. Yeah, well, doctors don't drive Audis for no reason. No, that was a mean comment. It's BS. That is BS. You know? I don't have to deal with that.

No. No. You don't have that whole baby maker in you. Hey, I've got a baby maker on me. Oh, true, technically. You don't have the baby cooker. No, I don't have that whole baby maker in you. Hey, I've got a baby maker on me. Oh, true, technically. You don't have the baby cooker. No, I don't have the baby oven. You don't have the baby oven.

I've just got the baby tongs. I don't know. Turkey baster. Anyway, we get some of the guys from around the office here to voice some of the hashtag girl problems. Yeah. I've never found anything good in a Zara store, but whenever I ask someone where they got their clothes,

they always say Zara. Hashtag WTF. Hashtag girl problems. Sorry I'm late. I had a shower and then sat on my beard in a towel for an hour. Hashtag girl problems. Online shopping is so convenient until you have to move your whole body to where your bank card is. I mean, what a hassle.

Hashtag girl problem. Has anyone's crush actually ever liked them back? Hashtag girl problems. I've got 99 problems and I'm pretty sure most of them were caused by drunk me at the Christmas party last weekend. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. That Zara one is an everybody problem. Is it?

Actually, no, I don't like Zara. I love on the text machine Everything in Zara is a bit shiny. Someone on the text machine says, Brie sounds like Fletch. Because he complains about everything. Oh, I thought because Fletch was on birth control. I was like,

whoa, scoop. That too. Fletch and I do get along, so. There has been some interesting information revealed about why why are you laughing at

sorry I just saw this real funny video on Facebook cool man it's a guy using nunchucks oh yeah cool it's great

sorry you do you want to do like no no no let's talk about what you've seen on Facebook instead screw me

stuff what I was talking about. I want to hear. I want to hear. I want to hear. No, go. Oh, sorry. That was my guess. I feel like doing it now.

I really don't. Come on. Come on, mate. Come on. We're nearly done and then we've got two shows. I want to hear about ticket scalping. Fine.

No, I don't feel like it now. It's going to sound forced. It's going to sound controlled. I've got information on why they think tickets get scalped so often. No, this is something that actually really annoys me. Are we talking about the websites Viagogo? Viagogo. Is that what it's called?

Okay, I'm back. What's the website called? Viagogo. Viagogo. Viagogo. Viagogo. No, Viagogo. Viagogo. Viagogo. Viragogo. No, Viagogo. Via... Say again?

What do you call that raw fish dish that you eat in Japan? Shishimi. Shishimi. Oh, now I snorted. What else can't you say? What is this spider here? A tarantula. Oh, you can't do that one.

I can do that one. Okay. They reckon tickets get scalped because they're too cheap. What do you mean? They reckon that the only reason, there's nothing else where something sells out at a certain price so fast that the price doesn't help dictate the demand. If tickets were more expensive in the first place,

then people wouldn't stock up on them to sell. And people are willing to pay scalping prices, so that shows that tickets are undervalued in the first place. The fact that Bruno Mars would do a gig for $99 and then scalpers will go and buy half of them and relist them on Trade Me for $350 and people will still pay it. Yeah, but I think that's unfair.

No, I know, but this is the reason that it happens whereas if Bruno Mars, because Bruno Mars doesn't get any of that extra $250 and it's his show. He doesn't need no money. It's all going to the scalper. They're saying essentially you could put scalpers out of business just by putting the price up. Because the people who want to go, the demand is still there and they're still willing to pay it anyway.

They said there's nothing else. There's no other place in retail where prices are low enough to cause shortages at the first selected price. There's a difference. I've never, have you ever come into contact with a scalper like outside a concert? Oh, a guy selling tickets outside? Yeah.

Well, that's what a scalper is, right? No, they generally do it on Trade Me. The guys who are selling them outside the gig. They do. The guys who are selling them at the gig, I always think they're just people who couldn't go to the show or couldn't like, or ended up with an extra ticket. That's a scalper.

I've bought a ticket outside a show before. That's a scalper. But I paid market rate. Okay. So. Yeah, but maybe they bought like pre-sale and got them cheaper. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe.

I don't know. But that Viragogo. What is it? No, you say it. Viragogo. You're putting in the extra A. It doesn't matter. It's a crappy website that I really don't like.

Okay? They're different because those tickets people buy and they never even get a ticket. Oh, some of them are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So the scalpers are different. At least you get a ticket but you pay.

No, no, Viragogo are scum. They are scum of the earth. Yeah, yeah. But at the same time, don't buy tickets off there. Yes. Just don't buy them. Ever. There would never be a Virag there. Yes. Just don't buy them. Ever.

There would never be a Viagogo. What is it? Viagogo. Yeah. I promised you a nuns gone wild story, and no, it's not from Sister Act. Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day. I don't really care, as long as there's an excuse to play this song.

But what a great film. Number one. I've never seen Sister Act. Oh, my God. Get play this song. But what a great film. Number one. I've never seen Sister Act. Oh, my God. Get out. No, you can't tell me to get out. Get out. You need to watch those films. I want to watch it.

It's not one of those ones I'm like, ugh, dumb. They're so good. Yeah, yeah. Whoopi Goldberg, I mean, should have won an Oscar. I think it's because I'd only watched Jurassic Park as a kid. Just not, Jurassic Park and Moonwalker back to back. What the hell is that movie? Michael Jackson, Moonwalker.

Never seen it. Have you not seen Michael Jackson, Moonwalker? No. We should have a movie marathon, girl. Okay. Get the popcorn. We'll get it organised. There's a real story about a couple of nuns gone crazy.

I'm keen. So, let me break it down. For nearly 28 years, Sister Mary Margaret was the principal at St. James Catholic School. Gotcha. Which is over in California. Gotcha. So she was there for a long time. And as she was retiring earlier this year, a family at the school asked for a copy of an old check they had written to the school.

Because that's how some schools get funded, like Catholic schools and whatever, with donations and stuff. They couldn't find it. Staff members found the cheque, which they realised it hadn't been deposited into the St James' account. So the cheque had actually been deposited into this other account. So anyway, it opened up this massive investigation, which turns out Sister Mary Margaret, along with another sister, Lana Chang, had been taking checks from people and banking them

into their own personal accounts for years and years and they'd been going to Vegas. Wait, this is not nuns gone wild. This is nuns rip off families so they can feel their gambling addiction. So apparently this is not a happy ending. Apparently they reckon

they stole over half a million dollars. This is not a good story. This is a great story. They've stolen from kids' education. Yeah, but they put it all on black. Just because they're nuns doesn't make it a fun story.

So apparently they would go to casinos and they would stay in lavish hotels. I love how you're so excited for these nuns. No, but you know what? They needed some happiness in their life. You know?

And they obviously turned to fraud. And who doesn't love fraud? Well done, girls. Bree and Clint. Did they win any money? No, they lost it all. It's gone. There's no Brie and Clint Are they winning any money? We don't know Nah they lost it all Right

It's gone There's no happy ending mate Stop looking for it Brie and Clint On ZM We've talked a little bit On this show About bad baby names

And we've quite openly Passed judgement About some of the names We think are bad Last one we did was Abasity Absidy Absidy

A B C D E Spelt Spelt A B C D E Said Absidy Absidy Last one we did was Ab-a-city. Ab-a-city. Ab-a-city. A-B-C-D-E spelt. Spelt A-B-C-D-E said Ab-a-city. Ab-a-city. Ab-a-city. There's a new one. And a lady who has named her baby before it's born. Very rare to announce the baby's name before it's born. They say not to do that.

They say you should meet the baby first, right? Well, they also say don't announce it because someone might swoop in and take it before your baby comes out. Right. Like, imagine if you go, it's going to be Garth, and you're eight months, and then the lady who's nine months just goes, and then she goes, look, meet Garth, and you're like, shit, that was my one. You know on Dirty Dancing,

do they name her baby? I don't know. Was that her name? I've never seen Dirty Dancing. Neither, but you know that quote. Don't put baby in a corner. Like, was her name actually I've never seen Diddy dancing Neither But I You know that quote Don't put baby in a corner Like was her name actually baby? Is she baby? Or are they talking about an actual baby?

No I think she's actually baby Were they so lazy That they couldn't give her a real name? Or when they were waiting to dance She had a baby She has a solo mum Who was trying to get with Patrick Swayze And she had a baby

And someone was like Put the baby down And then she was like And then he was like No one puts her baby in the corner Don they go and someone's like put the baby down and then she was like and then he was like no one puts her baby in the corner. Don't put my baby in a corner while I'm dancing.

It's not safe. It's not baby proofed over in that corner. I think that's how the movie went. Anyway, just back to this one here. This lady has named

her baby before it's been born and she's invited her friends to a baby shower for the named baby and now she is in the process of uninviting some friends who have decided to make fun of her baby's name. Oh.

I'm going to read you the message that she sent out. So it's a Facebook group event. This has gone to everybody in the event. I have, dear members of the group, I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am cancelling the event. I will text you soon if you are invited to my smaller, more exclusive party.

At least here, no one will judge me. Why? Why am I doing this? Because y'all have been talking shit about my unborn baby. And then in capital letters, an unborn baby! How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? To say this frankly, my friends and family have treated me like total shit. They've spread rumors and lies about my child.

No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named this child. His name... Oh, no. His name is Squire Sebastian Senator. That is it. Is it sad that I don't mind that name?

Squire... I don't mind it. Sebastian Senator. Senator's a little bit, you know, different, but don't mind it. If I got uninvited to that baby shower, I would be counting my lucky stars. I didn't want to go in the first place. Now we've talked about placenta encapsulation

on our show before, which is where we take the placenta out of the woman and then they make it into little capsules and then you can eat it. Did we talk about that? Yeah, because remember we talked about people putting it in their freezer? Oh, I must have blanked that conversation out. Oh.

No, no, I'm sure we did. You remember that? Because I've talked about the freezer thing before. Yeah, and then we've talked about people burying the placenta. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you want to do with it. Yeah, plant a tree on top of that. Yes, there's a woman on the Gold Coast by the name of Samantha Birch

who has a great idea for Christmas. Involving placenta? Not the placenta. Oh, she does placenta encapsulation, so she can do that for you, turn it into some capsules which you can eat. But she also has started the new business where she takes the umbilical cord and she turns it into a dream catcher. Oh, my God.

What the hell is going on? So she, I don't know how she does it into a dream catcher. Oh, my God. What the hell is going on? So she, I don't know how she does it exactly, but she said very popular gift this Christmas. She's lying. She's lying. People are giving her their umbilical cords. No, it's not popular. No, they're saying top gift for Christmas.

It's like when you hear someone real lame is coming to the country and you hear the ad and it goes, tickets are selling fast. No, they're saying top gift for Christmas. It's like when you hear someone real lame is coming to the country and you hear the ad and it goes, tickets are selling fast. No, they're not. You're trying to generate interest by pretending that umbilical cord dream catchers are popular. So she takes the umbilical cord and she turns, I don't know how she does it, but she preserves it. So it's the outer shell of the dream catcher.

Have a look. That's it there Oh god damn it Oh man And then Oh I didn't need to see that That's a nightmare catcher Can you imagine having that in your house

And someone goes Oh that's an interesting looking dreamcatcher Yeah you like it I'll make you one. It'll just take me nine months. I just, look, the birth is a beautiful thing and the woman's bodies are a miracle and all those things. All of that.

You don't have to keep everything. Yeah. Stop making me go. Brie and Clint on ZM.