ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 13th 2019
Episode Date: December 13, 2019Booty-call at xmas dinner?Dean McCarthy live from LAHow much does the Queen spend on Xmas?1 Second Song Challenge!Son does what for his mum?Mamma Dis Xmas messageFriday-Oke LIVEWho is FINALLY eating c...atfood…Best of Birthday Banger 2019!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hi everybody and welcome to the final Brie and Clint podcast for 2019.
Well, kind of true, but we've got those special podcasts that we're going to roll out.
Yeah, okay, alright.
But the real one.
Yeah, yeah.
The real actual podcast is the last one.
None of those do I get the opportunity to go, welcome to the final podcast.
True.
This is the last day we're here.
After this we're on holiday.
And we're never coming back.
No.
I'll be doing the show from the Coromandel,
and Bree will be doing the show from Queensland.
Could be better.
We'll be more relaxed.
I'll start drinking at 2 o'clock each day.
So again, could be better.
Show could be better.
Before we leave you for the year,
we're going to leave you with a Birthday Banger podcast edition.
I can't play it.
You've got to play it, remember?
Every frigging time.
Okay, you play it, Ben.
I was just like, what's going on here?
Come on, Ben.
No, it's not my fault.
Damn it, Ben.
The old guy there.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Free and close.
Birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah.
Because you're doing some mic talking, you're going to have to control the volume of it, too.
I'm on it, mate.
All right.
Today, because it's the last one of the year.
We're going to be self-indulgent.
We're doing our own birthday bangers.
Why not?
You have to listen to ours.
Okay, so who's starting, Brie?
I'll start with mine and get it out of the way.
Okay, Brie, tell us your birthday.
I was born on the 3rd of January 1989 Which means I was 16 in 2005
And back in 2005
This topped the charts
I would have thought that'd be more
Ellie's birthday banger.
Yeah.
All right.
Because I got to go now.
Not bad.
That's a classic.
Who's next?
You're next, Clint.
Okay.
You were born on the 1st of Feb, 1980.
1995.
Yes.
And you were 16 in 2003 on the 1st of Feb.
And this is your birthday banger.
You better lose yourself in the music the moment you want it. 2016 and 2003 on the 1st of Feb and this is your birthday banger.
I'm the man.
Yeah, this is a good one.
This is a good one.
And he's in the news lately because of that whole Nick Cannon bloody thing. Oh yeah.
What's he doing with Nick Cannon?
Have you seen it?
Nick Cannon's called him out.
Nick Cannon has released a whole song that just absolutely rips into Eminem.
Why is Nick Cannon releasing songs?
Because Wild N Out has finished.
Yeah.
That show that he was on.
They've got a weird love triangle.
Yeah, they've got a weird love triangle.
Him, Mariah Carey and Eminem have got a weird love triangle.
Because that song Mariah Carey released, Why You So Obsessed With Me, was about Eminem.
Yeah, she dresses up as Eminem in the music video.
That's right.
Very good.
Okay, who's next?
Ben is next.
Oh, nice.
It's me.
His birthday is 27th of March, 1993.
So you were 16 in 2009 on the 27th of March.
That's his birthday because he doesn't like to tell people.
Were you 16 in 2009?
Yep.
And this was Top of the Charts.
I've got some questions in my mind.
But that definitely needs my answers right now.
Because I gotta know.
Brother.
Brother.
Smash Mouth.
What?
Sorry?
No, Smash Brother.
Smash Proof.
Smash Proof.
Smash Proof.
Nah, Smash Mouth. I like that. What was the second one you said? Smash Brother. Smash Proof. Smash Proof. Nah, Smash Mouth.
I like that.
What was the second one you said?
Smash Brother.
Love it.
Yeah, I like that.
Smash Mouth.
This is a Kiwi classic.
Yeah, it is good.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, pretty average actually.
Hey!
I just wanted to stir you guys up.
Okay, last and definitely least, producer Ellie.
You were born on the...
I love how we're both born on the 3rd.
Typical.
3rd of August, 1992.
So you were 16 in 2008.
And this is your birthday bang.
Never on time, the music's on all day.
We'll be going down the Nazi dread.
White on my sticks
Packages
Indonesian 101, baby.
Yeah, you know what?
The boys!
The boys!
What this?
It's an Indonesian mistake.
Is this like the New Zealand version of Justice Crew?
Yes.
Kind of.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, but more culturally significant than Justice Crew.
Yeah.
Hey, Justice Crew was pretty big. Justice Crew weren't meant to sing. Yeah, that more culturally significant than Justice Crew. Yeah. Hey, Justice Crew was pretty big.
Justice Crew weren't meant to sing.
Yeah, that's true.
This is my understanding of Justice Crew.
That's very true.
They went on Australia's Got Talent as a dance crew,
and they went, it's not enough.
You guys need to be a boy band as well.
Absolutely, that's what happened.
And to make money out of them, they forced them to sing,
and then they made them sing at big events.
They sang at our Christmas party one year. Really? It was horrific.
Didn't they get them to do like the
NRL Grand Final as well? Yes! They did
massive events. They were so
far out of their depth. But I will
say did release quite a few bangers.
Did they? I quite like some
of their songs. Some of their songs were pretty
good. Yeah.
This is Nija Mystic too. Nice.
Yeah, nice. What's the big niger mystic song um
misty frequencies that's shayfu you racist
nothing
no it's not this either there's one and you might even know it was on the people the one on the coke
on the coke yeah i think i think it is full of people That one
Yeah
Yes
And we're reaching
Ballin' Point
Just Simmer
As the lights
Boom
Do more
Such a good song
Nothing
Don't know it
Hasn't crossed the Tasman
If Nija Mystic
Came out now
There are more
Pacific Islanders
And more ex-Kiwis
Living in Australia.
That'd blow up on the Gold Coast.
Yeah, probably.
I mean, a justice crew can do it.
And Timomatic.
Timomatic.
Hey, he had some decent tunes as well.
Don't ruin Nijam.
Timomajay.
Timomajay.
Okay, this is not Ellie's birthday banger.
It was Nijam 101.
Drop it like it's hot.
Lose yourself, brother. Nijam 101. Drop it like it's hot. Lose yourself, brother.
Nijam 101.
I quite like Shea Fu.
He's not in it.
Shit.
You racist piece of shit.
My bad.
I'm not racist.
Two very Kiwi songs for what is supposed to be an international birthday banger.
Eminem?
What, no? Oh, is it your Yeah. Eminem? What? No.
Oh, is it your one, Clint?
Is it?
No, I'd have to say it's probably...
No, I reckon I'd go with Eminem.
Would you?
If I was going to be...
Oh, like, Drop It Like It's Hot's pretty iconic.
No, it's true.
That's also yours.
I feel like they're both rooting for their own one.
No, but I'm not.
I'm putting that aside.
I like...
In terms of, like, how big it was was Drop it like it's hot Was pretty massive
Lose yourself
Probably bigger
Yeah
But still
Both massive
I vote Justice Crew
Yes
Yes
Justice
Justice
Okay Justice Crew wins
I definitely got hooked up
With one of those guys
Play us out Justice Crew
See you next year guys
Oh there's still a podcast
To come by the way
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play another one we're going home
london miami Nah, we're going home. London, Miami.
We made it, everybody.
Here we are. Welcome to the final show of 2019.
We're just keeping it together.
No, it's going to be a very, very fun show.
Yeah, there's a lot coming up in today's show.
Obviously, there is a decider happening for Friday Okie.
We've made it to the end of the year at Deadlock.
You and I are completely even.
It's 13 games and a draw each.
Yes, and we're going to be doing it live for the first time ever.
Yeah, live.
Also, someone's eating cat food before six o'clock.
Yep, someone will be eating cat food.
Could be either one of us.
The bet is on.
Yeah.
And we will get the last minute details on who has won the bet.
Friends have three hours left to announce their reunion episode
so that Bree can eat cat food.
Can you imagine?
If it comes through the clutch?
Today's the day to announce it.
If you're listening, Friends Corporation,
today's the day. The stakes have never been high.
I will happily
make good on the bet if that actually
happens. I've bought some cat food for the show
for you and you've bought cat food
for me. I've picked out what I think would be
your favourite cat food flavour.
I've gone festive with yours.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, mine's
seasonally themed.
Also, seeing as it's
the last show of the year,
also last show of the decade,
these lists continue
to come out.
I've just seen
they've announced
what the meme
of the decade is.
What is it?
Are you interested in this?
Is it the one where
the guy's looking back,
he's with his girlfriend,
he's looking behind him?
That's distracted
boyfriend meme.
Yeah.
That's number four.
Is it?
That's the fourth biggest meme of the year.
So just quickly, the five biggest memes of the year, number five, blinking man.
You know, the white guy with the blonde hair and he's like.
Oh, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you can't believe something.
Number four, distracted boyfriend, the guy who looks back.
Yep.
Very good.
Number three, meme of the decade, galaxy brain.
That one where the brain is thinking and then there's stars and the brain is bigger again.
Yep. And it gets bigger and bigger.
Second biggest meme of the year. Of the
decade, sorry. Woman yelling at
cat. That is good.
People are sitting at the table and they're yelling at the
cats in the seat. And the biggest meme
of the decade. I don't know who's done this list
but it's being reported on
all major news sites that report meme
news.
Dodge.
D-O-G-E.
That dog meme.
The Shiba Inu.
Really?
Yeah, that's the meme of the decade.
This guy here.
You know, very, very something.
Such foods.
Very Dodge.
Dodge, the Shiba Inu.
So cute.
He's the biggest meme of the 2010s.
Wow, there you go.
Right.
That's out of the way.
Next.
What else do we have on the schedule?
I hadn't planned anything else, to be honest.
No, I think that's all we planned.
No, next we've got a debate that we need you to settle that involves a Christmas dinner.
It does involve a Christmas dinner
and someone bringing someone who's not invited
to the Christmas dinner.
Christmas dinner etiquette.
Oh, let's kick it off with some LMFAO, shall we?
Why not?
Speaking of things from earlier in the decade.
Crazy.
Taking you back to 2008.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Interesting situation came up yesterday
because obviously everyone's having their Christmas parties and dinners
and it's the best time of the year.
It's the best time of the year.
It's so good.
Unless you are a liver.
Yeah, true.
It's not the best time for the old liver.
But, yeah, it's a lot of fun and I'm actually going to –
it's my flat and my girlfriend's flat,
and we're doing a joint Christmas.
So it's all the people we kind of love that are close in that kind of circle,
that friendship circle, and we're all doing a Christmas dinner.
Yeah, some people call it orphan's Christmas.
Yeah.
That's exactly what it is.
It's not with your actual family.
And it's really good for people who can't be with their family
or their family's no longer around, that sort of thing, right? It's really nice. It's your other family. It's your actual family. And it's really good for people who can't be with their family or their family's no longer around, that sort of thing, right?
It's really nice.
It's your other family.
It's your friend family.
Yeah, and you do the food and you do the presents.
And so we've got like a Secret Santa thing happening
and all that kind of jazz.
We're doing some trivia.
It's going to be great.
And someone who features on our show quite a lot
is one of my best mates, Big Gay Al.
Yes.
He's coming, obviously. He lives in my flat. He my one of my best mates uh big gay al yes um he's coming obviously he
lives in my flat he's one of my best friends he lives just under the stairs he does and he loves
it there uh he said to me yesterday and you were sitting there this is bold this what did he exactly
say he was like he goes hey hun hey hun is it cool if, because such and such, I won't name the person,
is in town from Brisbane.
And you know how we used to, you know, we used to have a bit of a thing.
Is it chill if I bring him to Friends Christmas?
The family flat Christmas.
And I saw Bree's face pucker up.
Like, you know, when you see a baby eat a lemon,
I could see her sort of start going, no.
It is not okay for you to bring your ex booty call,
who just happens to be in town,
to the special Friends Christmas that we've organised.
And I felt I did feel bad afterwards because I feel like I probably overreacted a little bit.
Why do you feel bad?
Because, actually, you know what? I don't because I feel like I probably overreacted a little bit. Why do you feel bad? Because, actually, you know what?
I don't.
Because I'm like, why that night?
Why that night?
Why not?
Yeah.
You, after I leave tomorrow, can have the flat to yourself and you can do whatever you want.
See, he's definitely told this guy that he's cool to sleep at your place.
Absolutely.
So it's an international rendezvous situation,
which we won't go into for young ears in the car.
That's a totally fine thing to do, though.
However, I assume this guy lands probably about now.
I'd say so.
And Ellen's gone,
I've got to do this family Christmas thing.
How do I get around this?
How do I have my cake and eat him too?
In my opinion, in my opinion.
What do you think?
It's okay to ask to bring a partner to that sort of thing.
That's okay.
If it's someone that you're in a relationship with.
But to say, hey, my booty call's in town.
For a night.
For a night.
Can I bring them along to this thing?
Because I assume it's not about a numbers thing.
It's not that there's not enough food to go around.
It's that you guys don't want to have to make awkward small talk
with this person that you've never met before.
And I'm also holding a trivia thing
so then some random person in our friend group
might end up with this guy.
And I'm like, I don't want to be awkward tonight.
I just want to have fun with the closest people,
not some guy that you hooked up with once.
So we're on the same page.
Yeah.
But is New Zealand, are we
being festively
exclusionary,
I guess? Yeah. Does Alan
have a point? Should we be more welcoming
at this time of year? Does he
deserve to have this person
there tonight? So Alan is an
invitee to Friends Christmas
tonight. Should Alan be
allowed to bring a date regardless of who they are?
Should Alan?
No, no, no.
Should Alan be allowed to bring his booty call?
Yeah, that's what it is.
No one else is bringing someone.
Everyone has been invited.
It's no plus ones.
Yeah, Alan said to you, yeah, but your partner's there.
I'm like.
She's hosting it.
She's hosting the damn thing.
Let's get a quick consensus, shall we?
A quick whip around the room.
And by that, we mean you listening.
It's the last debate that you'll contribute to of ours for 2019.
And we can take this audio and we can play it to Big Gay Al.
And he's not going to be able to argue with everyone's opinion.
And actually, let's put something on the line here.
Your decision is binding.
Oh, right.
Okay.
No, no, that's fair.
I'll do that.
0800DIALZM.
Can Ellen's booty call come to flat family Christmas tonight at Bree's house?
Or you can text us and have your say on 9696.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
I'll pick up your phone.
Why?
Booty call.
No, excuse me.
It's not me that we're talking about having a booty call here,
but it is someone that we know quite well.
Yes.
He's been on the show multiple times.
One of our best mates, Big Gay Al.
Love him to death.
We're having a friendmas tonight.
Two flats joining
all of our closest friends.
Al's involved, obviously.
And he says to us yesterday,
you were there, mate. And he was like,
oh, there's this guy that I used to hook
up with a couple of times
who's flying in from Brisbane.
Can I bring him? So essentially
he's asking if he can bring the booty
call to the friend-mas. I think he's overstepped a boundary if he can bring the booty call to the friendmas.
I think he's overstepped a boundary.
But we're putting it out to see
if we're being insensitive.
I appreciate all the text messages coming
through and it's very split
can I say? It is quite split.
One of my favourite texts can I read out
is someone who said
Brie, don't dog the
boys.
Fair enough. Both ofie, don't dog the boys. Fair enough.
Both of them, don't dog the boys.
Yeah, no, that's fair enough.
Let's get Carl's opinion.
Hey, Carl, Merry Christmas, mate.
Very Merry Christmas to you as well, Clint.
Welcome to the final Brie and Clint show of 2019,
and it's a hot debate today.
Is Alan allowed to bring his booty call to friend Christmas?
Yeah, look, I don't see why not.
What's Christmas without a little bit of
booty call?
What's Christmas without getting
absolutely mashed up with a complete stranger?
You make a very good point,
Carl. I don't know that you do,
Carl. Most of my Christmases are
spent with family, and so there's very
few Christmases I can recall where there's ever been
a booty call involved. Yeah, well you also
make a good point, Clint.
Don't you think it'd be awkward, Carl?
Because what I'm trying to avoid here for them,
I'm not even invited, I don't know why I care so much,
it's just the small chat
with this person who they don't really know on Christmas.
Is that not awkward?
Alcohol is your best friend
in that case.
All right, Carl.
Okay, good advice.
Merry litmus, mate.
Thank you very much for your call.
Someone said,
booties aren't family.
Them's taps and gaps.
Booties, eh?
Because you're not saying,
this guy's still welcome to stay at your house, isn't he?
Of course, he's welcome to stay at our house
and he's welcome.
Yeah, I will gladly meet him. I just don't...
It's meant to be for our closest friends and I just don't think it's the time.
He'd have to participate in Secret Santa too. Yes, and does he have a present? And he would just be getting you
something awkward from Judy Free. Like someone's getting a giant Toblerone if he plays.
Shaini, g'day. Hey, look, I've actually changed my mind after
listening to you guys.
What do you think?
Well, I was going to say that, yeah, the more the merrier,
but doing Secret Santa with a stranger is a bit weird.
It is.
It is a bit intimate.
And I was going to say the more the merrier,
but I'm changing sides and saying it's just a bit awkward.
Yes, Shaini, yes.
Like, I'm happy to meet him afterwards, I'm happy to meet him afterwards.
I'm happy to meet him out.
And I'm not saying, yeah, Alan, don't
like hang out with him, but just not at the
dinner part. There's some interesting text
on it too. Someone said, what is he bringing
for the feed? That's a good point.
I'd assume nothing because he's just stepping off the plane
unless he's going to get a rotisserie
chuck from Countdown.
Shaini, would you feel awkward
going into that situation? Put yourself
in the booty call situation.
As a booty call, I mean
that'd be weird.
We're all bringing a plate, we're all bringing a present
for Secret Santa and you turn up with nothing.
No, no, that's
too weird. Look at it from this angle too
Shaney. You're the booty call and
everybody else at Friend Christmas knows that you're there because you're the booty call.
I think at this point all of New Zealand knows that you're the booty call.
That's another great point.
Oh, this guy doesn't know what he's walking into.
Oh, no.
Okay, I think we're doing...
Unless he's in the cab right now.
I think we're doing everyone a favour.
You order him a pizza, Bree, to the flat and he can stay there.
Happy to do that can watch Graham Norton
while you guys go and do
Friend Christmas.
We might be long.
Yeah.
And then he'll be ready
when you guys get home.
Well, he'll be ready for Alan.
Thanks, Shani.
Have a great Christmas.
Thanks for listening
to the show this year.
She gone.
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Dean's on the show with news of a big, big Hollywood reboot
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Dean, good afternoon.
Hello, yeah, baby.
Wow, that was my Oscar-powered voice.
And I've already given it away.
I was going to...
Yep.
I was going to dramatically...
I love that music.
Do I make you horny, baby?
Do I?
Yes, baby.
Oh, yes.
You're a tiger.
I don't even know if he says that.
Apparently, it's coming back.
There's another one.
Liz Hurley, though, wants nothing to do with it.
She's kind of like, oh.
She said, look, it needs to be really well thought out.
She said, I don't want to be like that girl going back to wearing the same clothes I wore
20 years ago.
She said, no one wants to do that.
So she'll be in on it if it's done well and it makes sense.
But Mike Myers is saying that it is almost done and dusted and, yeah, and get ready for
the, you know, the next installment of, yeah.
I can't wait.
What's Liz Hurley up to?
Come on, girl.
Yeah, get involved, Liz.
It's obviously a throwback, and it's obviously nostalgia.
Also, look at J-Lo, who just wore that same Versace dress from 20 years ago,
and the internet absolutely died for it.
Get in there, Liz Hurley.
Come on, Liz.
This is what we want.
We're not looking for you to wear new clothes.
Just do the old.
Do the old. Play the hits, as they say. Come on, Liz. This is what we want. We're not looking for you to wear new clothes. Just do the old. Do the old.
Play the hits, as they say.
Play the hits.
I love that we're sitting here
telling Liz Hurley
how to manage her career.
Wear the hits, Liz.
Yeah.
Wear the hits.
I'm trepidatious
about an Austin Powers reboot,
if I'm being completely honest
with you guys.
Because there's also talks
about another Ace Ventura movie.
There's another Ace Ventura.
There's another Home Alone.
Yeah, there's all these, I guess, discussions.
Yeah, we're living in the generation of the reboot.
I just feel like on the last movie we reached peak Austin Powers.
It's been a while, though.
Yeah.
There might be a new audience.
Just brace yourself for another round of that being the only thing people come as to dress up parties.
No, it was that and then it was
Borat. Yep, yep, that's very true.
But I can't wait if there's
more characters like Fat Bastard.
Yeah, right. Okay, it could be good.
You all look like a baby. Hey, Dean,
we've loved having you as part of our show in
2019, so thank you very much for keeping
us abreast of everything that's happening in
Hollywood. You are the best in the business
and we're very lucky to have you on this show.
Love you so much, guys.
I'll miss our last for the next few weeks.
I know.
Who will I laugh at?
Who will I share the Hollywood Doss with?
We will as well.
And you're such an amazing and genuine human being
and a lot of people obviously don't get to hear that,
but we really appreciate all the time
and effort you spend on our show.
We'll see you next year.
Love it.
Thanks for having me.
Love you, Dean.
Bye.
So grateful.
Bye, guys.
That's the latest brought to you by Dean McCarthy.
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Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
I wanted to talk about, because obviously Christmas time, everyone's worried about how
much they're spending on gifts
and just Christmas in general.
This might make you feel a little bit better
because they've released this story about Queen Lizzie.
She's Royal Highness and you know she buys Christmas gifts?
You'd hope so.
Yeah.
If your grandma's the Queen, you'd want a pretty good Christmas present.
Do you know how many gifts she buys on average per year?
So she's got family, friends and staff that she buys gifts for.
Oh, wow.
So everyone who works in the palace and stuff gets a present.
Then I would have no idea.
She buys around 620 gifts.
I don't think she does. I think
she says. Well, she doesn't buy them, but
she. I don't think she's on the market.co.nz
going. No.
What would Philip like?
Maybe get something from Wish.
He does love that app.
No, she's got two
ladies who actually search online
for the gifts, but she used to actually go and buy some of the gifts herself back in the day.
Oh, she's so down to earth.
Isn't she?
She's just like one of us.
She's one of the people.
Anyway, turns out the final bill this year or last year,
they're saying, was around $58,000.
She spent $58,000 on Christmas presents?
On gifts.
Crikey.
Some people in the UK really get miffed at the royal family.
They're over it, aren't they?
Some people.
Because their money is your money.
Taxpayer's money.
Yeah, that's where it comes from.
They get an allowance from the government each year
to do what they do,
and a certain amount of that will go on Christmas presents.
But the older I get,
the more I'm like, nah, good on her.
She's doing a good job.
She's just bloody lovely.
What does she do exactly, though?
So this is my take on it.
In a world where we have Trumps.
She puts her face on all the coins.
And we have Trumps and we have Boris Johnsons and we have Putins
and we have just the worst people running the world.
The fact that there's this lovely old lady who, sure, it's only sentimental,
but she's the head of state.
She's our head of state.
She's their head of state.
She's on our money.
She's on their money.
And she's bloody lovely.
I just think that
maybe the world is lucky
to have her. Not so
much the whole royal family. I can take
or leave a whole bunch of them. Particularly
some of them are in the news at the moment, which we
will not go into. But if Lizzie
wants to spend $59,000
on Christmas presents, fair
enough. You know what?
Fair enough.
Nah, get rid of her.
She's out.
Got a bonafide Republican in the studio.
She's out.
Maybe I've watched too much Crown and I'm going soft.
Maybe you have.
Yeah.
Let's play the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting. You only get one second second song challenge. Time is waiting.
You only get one second of
song. No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second. We're in deliberation
at the moment as to what games return
in 2020. I feel
like this is not one that Bree wants to
come back. Definitely not.
No, I don't mind
the challenge. I feel like I've gone okay the last couple of years
yeah it's taken a while in the back end of the year you've found your stride i do find my stride
in the back end clinton um do what you want with that new zealand what is the score for the year
in the one second song challenge ellie that would be 34 three3. 34 games to three. With a draw as well.
And a draw. We've got one game
left. Is it going to be 34-4
and a draw? Sam,
who are you picking to take out the one second
song challenge to win yourself some free mobile
fuel?
You're very, very like
matter of fact.
I'm in an R-ing. That's fine. I'll do this.
I'm so shocked. I'll do this for you.
That means Sarah, Bree's going to play for you.
Sorry, Sarah.
It's all good, I say.
I did win last week though, Sarah, so there's a little bit of chance.
Yeah, she's got momentum.
Okay, we do this.
We have 20 seconds to name as many songs as we can off one second.
Who's going first?
I think you're going first this week.
I'm going first?
Yeah.
Bree's stepping out into a soundproof area
so that we can use the exact same songs
to keep everything fair.
Just wait for the airlock to close and good.
And we're good.
All right, when you're ready, Ben,
hit off the first song.
Britney Spears.
Savage.
Florence the Machine.
All Saints Pass. Savage. Florence the Machine. All Saints.
Pass.
No.
Pass.
Baskin.
Taylor Swift.
Queen.
Aqua.
Nice.
Good work, mate.
Good work.
Oh, yes.
All right, come on in.
I'm not happy with that at all.
I'm not happy with that at all.
Look, he's not happy, Bri.
What happened?
I mean, it wasn't his best effort.
Oh, yeah, good acting.
Yeah, good acting.
No, I just feel I've failed on songs that Bri will know.
Yeah, I think you're right.
You reckon?
Sorry.
Because I never know songs that you don't know.
Have I got complacent?
Am I the All Blacks of the One Second Song Challenge?
Yeah.
Have I gone into this too confident of a victory?
Okay, now you're getting in my head that it's going to be easy
and I'm going to absolutely crash and burn.
No, no, you'll be all right, mate.
All right, when you're ready, Ben, and off that first song.
Pretty soon, yeah.
Savage, yeah.
Chlorine,ars. Savage. Yeah. Clorox.
Yeah.
Pass.
Tommy Kitten.
Yes.
Vanessa Carlton.
Yeah.
Spice Girl.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Queen.
Yeah.
Aqua.
Yeah.
Oh.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, mate.
You just won!
You just won!
Yes!
That was 9-8.
Sorry, 9-7.
9-7.
You beat him by three.
If you said Bon Jovi, You would have got 10 out of 10
Yeah
I wasn't going to get Bon Jovi
Well done
I didn't know what it was
I don't mean to
Sorry I need to be modest
Humble
I need to be humble
No you don't
You don't have to be humble
Not when you've won 33 games
Sarah congratulations
Sarah
Thank you girl
Power for the win
Yeah girl I drew an absolute blank On Vanessa Carlton Yeah Sarah, congratulations. Sarah! Thank you, girl. Power for the win. Yes, we did it. Yeah, girl.
I drew an absolute blank on Vanessa Carlton.
Yeah.
My atomic kitten completely left my brain.
Yeah.
After that, I was shook.
I was like, I can't recover.
I can't recover.
I can't recover.
And then you panicked.
I do that too.
I'll be like, no, you're stuffed.
Okay.
Anyway.
Nice, bro.
You won the last one of the year.
I mean, I may have lost every single other game, but I won the last one. Yeah, Bree. You won the last one of the year. I mean, I may have lost every single other game,
but I won the last one.
I'm so angry with myself with my 30-game lead.
What a loser I am.
It's a very good story,
and it just shows, I guess, what kids do for their parents sometimes.
I know parents do a lot for their children,
but sometimes we need to repay the favours.
Yeah.
And there's a son that's going viral.
I think it's over in the...
Oh, no, it's over in Brazil, sorry.
So essentially there's this guy, he's 43.
He's got a 60-year-old mother
who failed her driving test three times.
Okay. So she's obviously, you know, it's her driving test three times. Okay.
So she's obviously, you know, it's the driving test, not the written one, but it's where
you actually sit in the car and you have to take the test.
Yeah, the practical test.
So she's failed the driving test three times.
Her name is Maria.
So Maria and her son have decided they'd come up with this plan where they were like, how
can we get Maria to pass this test?
Because she can't fail four times.
No.
So they decided that the best idea was to dress up the 40-year-old son
as the mum.
Of course they did.
I feel like we've talked about something similar to this recently as well,
people masquerading.
Yeah, okay.
This is brilliant.
So anyway, they dressed up the son.
He had a dress on.
He had a long flowing wig.
He had makeup.
He had the whole deal.
He actually looks like her.
Does he?
I know this is very just for you, Clint,
but this was the son dressed as the mum.
Oh, he's a convincing older lady.
Isn't he?
Yeah.
Kind of looks like, you know.
Well, they're lucky they're not that far apart in age.
She only, that age difference, she had him when she was 17.
Well, yeah, so they're quite, you know, not too far apart.
Anyway, so he's rolled in and he sat in the car
and he started taking this test.
And the guy, the instructor was like, there's something off here because I've obviously already met this woman three times
and I've failed her.
Oh, same instructor, yeah, yeah.
Same instructor.
Yeah.
And now she's driving like Michael Schumacher.
Essentially he did very well and he passed and at the end of it
the guy was like, look, I have to bring it up.
I know you're not Maria.
Let's talk about that situation.
The guy was like, what gave it away?
And the guy's like, your voice gave it away
because he didn't change his voice.
Oh, okay.
So he's failed his driving test, or Maria, sorry,
has failed for the fourth time,
and she won't be getting her licence anytime soon.
But the guy gave a big thumbs up for the son and said,
you've done a great job.
You would pass.
And he goes, well, I've already got my licence.
So it's just the things that you need to do for your parents.
Remember how Ellen dressed as Maria Folau?
We don't need to talk about that.
Are we not?
No, you can talk about it.
We had our Christmas party last week and the theme was Kiwiana
and Big Gay Al came as Maria Folau.
He's not wrong.
Maria Folau, Kiwiana.
And very tall and slender like Ellen is.
Yes.
And she's Kiwiana, yeah.
I'm going to say Maria doesn't have a hairy chest like Eleanor.
ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
It wouldn't be Christmas without checking in with our favourite elf.
Elf?
Mum of the show.
Mrs. Claus.
Mrs. Claus.
Australian Mrs. Claus.
Mrs. Claus.
Welcome to the show, Mumadai.
Hello, Mum. Merry Christmas, everybody. Australian Mrs. Claus. Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hello, Mum.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
And you guys.
Mum, have you heard that this week we've been doing a thing called Scrapbook
and producer Ben and producer Ellie have been making, like,
highlights from the year?
You got your own separate one.
It was just you.
Well, I mean, you're
only human, aren't you? Yeah.
An entire episode dedicated to you.
You're so modest. It was the most popular
scrapbook we played as well. People were like,
do more Mumma Di. Yeah.
Are you kidding me or are you just
making my day? Yeah, no, we're full of shit.
Are you ready
for Christmas? Are you ready for
Invasion Bree, which is coming on Saturday? Oh, look, I'm always ready for Christmas? Are you ready for Invasion Bree, which is coming on Saturday?
Oh, look, I'm always ready for Brianna to come home,
but no, in one word, no, I'm not ready for Christmas.
I can't even talk properly, and I'm having coffee as we speak.
Okay.
She likes to make a lot of food.
She buys a lot of gifts, and she gets very stressed.
We've got a fun idea,
which should help get you in the Christmas spirit
and it's tailor-made just for you.
Bree told me there's one Christmas artist you like more
than anyone else in the entire world.
There is only one, isn't there?
Well, who is it?
That's what's in your eyes, Mum.
Yeah.
Who is it?
Jesus.
Elvis, of course.
I thought you were
going to say Jesus
for a second.
Nah, he didn't release
an album.
He's the reason
for the season,
but I'm not sure
he's on Spotify.
Elvis Presley,
you love Elvis Presley
Christmas music,
is that right?
Absolutely adore it.
I even play it
when it's not Christmas.
Well, Bree's got
a fun idea for you.
Wait, it wasn't just my idea.
No, it's your idea.
Remember, I'm on Mama Di's side.
Anytime we embarrass her, it's your idea.
Sorry, I forgot we play those roles.
Yeah, yeah.
Mum, one of the best moments we've had on the show this year
was, of course, when you sung Ariana Grande's, you know,
the classic hit, the Mama Die version of Ariana Grande.
That was disgusting, Brianna.
So we thought, why not do a Christmas version and get you to sing a bit of Elvis Presley Christmas music?
Oh, look, I'm not in a good state of mind.
Counter in, Clint.
Are you ready?
This is going live to the nation.
And think of this as your Christmas message for New Zealand, okay?
Make it good.
Good luck.
You love him, so you'll know the words.
This is Mumadai doing Elvis Presley's Here Come Santa Claus.
Come on, Mum, bring it home.
Take it away.
Here come Santa Claus, here come Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus way.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, from the top, from the top, from the top.
I feel like you didn't quite hit your straps.
Let's go from the top.
Here we go.
Mama dies.
Second chance.
Go on.
Take it away.
You don't know the words.
You don't know the words. You don't know the words.
You and I know the words.
You've been pestering us for two years
to play an Elvis Presley Christmas song on the show.
In fact, you told me I was banned from Christmas last year
because I didn't play your Elvis song on the last show of the year.
That's it.
And you don't even know the words.
What you have to realise, mate, is Elvis does the singing.
Yeah.
We do the unwrapping.
Right, okay.
Yes.
Your song's not going out to the country,
but do you have a Christmas message for New Zealand before you leave?
Everybody hug someone and appreciate everybody for what they are
and give them a big kiss.
That's actually quite beautiful.
That was quite nice.
Merry Christmas, my dog. Merry Christmas, my dog.
Merry Christmas, mum.
My heart's going out to New Zealand at the moment too.
Absolutely.
We love you and we'll have you on the show again next year if you'll let us.
No worries.
I'll put you in on the first show.
You have no choice.
I love you guys.
Sorry, my singing was...
Mum, your singing has never been good, so we weren't expecting much.
Love you.
Love you.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We have to settle Friday-oke.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday-oke.
I love Friday-oke.
It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday Oki.
Okay, so every Friday for the last, well, for the whole year, really,
you and I have gone head-to-head in a singing battle.
Yep.
Traditionally, we get 15 minutes with an audio producer
and we sing the same song. We take a week about
choosing the song. Yeah, and they polish
Al, our audio producer,
he polishes the turd that is our singing.
But not today. Somehow,
we've ended up in deadlock. We've made
it to the last Friday Okie of the year
and the scores are drawn. So,
we decided the only way to settle this properly
was to do it live.
Yes.
In an epic Friday-oke finale.
You've picked a song.
I don't know what your song is.
I don't know what your song is.
I've picked a song.
You don't know what mine is.
We also don't know who's going first.
That honour goes to Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi.
How old are you, Paige?
I'm 11.
Oh, have you listened to Friday Oaky a lot?
Yes.
Oh, nice.
So you get to vote on who goes first, me or Clint?
Clint.
Clint's going first.
Thanks, Paige.
Appreciate it.
Oh, now I have to follow you.
I don't know about that.
Okay, let's just get this underway.
Oh, you're ready to roll.
Well, we're both going to do our songs live,
and then we're going to play a song to get some votes in,
and five people, as per usual,
are going to decide the winner for the year of Friday Okie.
Can we just premise that this is live?
There's no pre-recorded stuff here.
This is live.
This is all the mistakes included.
So my song for Friday Oaky,
I have decided to use it as promo.
Okay.
I've decided I'm in a desperate situation at the moment.
Oh, I know what's coming here.
If Friends do not announce a reunion in the next 30 minutes,
I'm going to have to eat a tin of cat food.
So you're singing the Friends song.
For Friday Okie today, I will be singing the Rembrandt classic.
I like that.
And Friends theme song, but I need your guys' help,
and you know exactly where I need your help.
Hit it, DJ Ben.
Take it away.
We're here with you.
So no one told
you life was gonna be this
way. Your
job's a joke, you're broke,
your love life's DOA.
It's like you're always
stuck in second gear
when it hasn't
been your day, your week, your
month, or even your year.
But I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you. That's you guys.
I'll be honest
It's pretty damn good
You guys let me down a little bit on the BVs
You could have given us a head up
I pointed at you, I was like this is the audience
And then I was like shit what are the words
It's done, it's done now
That was quite on pitch Clint can I say
It was very well done
It was, well done.
I thought very good.
It was.
It really was.
Oh, thanks, guys. Yeah, it was.
And if the gods are listening, actually, why am I?
No, I don't want to eat cat food.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I can't say very well done, but I don't want there to be a friends reunion out of it.
If anybody in position of power heard that, all we need is an email.
You can just email us and just tell us it's coming back. Anyway, that's
my Friday Okie. Keep that in mind
while you listen to Bree's Friday Okie.
I think I've overcommitted
and I just need to give you a heads up
that I need our whole team.
You will know when you hear
it, especially you Clint.
You'll know when you hear it. I've done a bit of a
mash up and you'll know when
I need you at the end.
Okay.
All right?
Hit it, DJ Ben.
Oh my God.
Becky, look at her butt.
It is like so big.
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends,
but who understands those rap guys anyway?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total, not saying that word.
I mean, look, her butt is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round.
It's like out there.
I mean, it's like gross.
Look, she's just so whack.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other ones can't deny.
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung
When I pull up the tug, she knows that butt was stuck
B for the G she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with ya, and take your picture
My whole body's tryna warn me, that butt you got
Ooh, apple smooth skin, you say you wanna get in my bands
Gonna use me, abuse me
But you ain't that average groupie
I seen you dancing
Sit here with your mans and she's sweat
Wet, gotta go like a turbo vet
I'm tired of magazines
See your flat butts on the thing
And you ask your average black man
I forgot the words there.
Fellas!
Fellas! Your girlfriend's got the butt.
Hell yeah! Shake it! Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt.
Alright, guys, we're going to bring it down a little bit.
I need Producer Ellie to come in on the mic.
Oh, yeah, I got it. I need a
bit of help here.
You know the world can see
us
in a way that's
different than who we are.
Creating space
between us
to wear separate hearts.
But your
faith, it gives
me strength, strength
to believe
we're breaking free
soaring
flying
there's not a star
in heaven that we
can reach
if we're trying
yeah we're breaking free
alright guys I need your help
Oh, this is cheating
How long is this?
The whole team
This is so long
It's for everyone
You know the words
We're all underpaid
So we're just gonna send it
Never had a raise
So we're just gonna send it
We could go for days.
We just want to send it.
Let me see you.
Send it.
Everyone, here we go.
Well done, well done.
Send it.
We could go for days.
We just want to send it.
That's it.
Okay, I feel like I should do the other two verses of the Friends song
Okay, well done, well done
I fully butchered a lot of that, didn't I?
Oh, nerves got the better of me there
We're going to take five votes to decide the winner of Friday Oki for the entire year
And they are your votes, okay?
0800 dial ZM
We'll take the first five people who get through.
ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
We've just done a live Friday Okie.
It's time to go to the votes.
Friday Okie!
Okay, you, if you've just joined us,
may have missed us doing our first ever live Friday Okie.
Lucky you.
In a desperate plea for friends' attention
to round out this cat food
bet, I did the Friends theme song.
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
Cause you're there for
me too
And in reply,
Bree did every song ever
written.
Box and I cannot lie You other ones can't deny And when a girl walks in with the itty bitty waist and her round thing Brie did every song ever written.
That was the good part of mine, to be honest.
We've got five votes locked and loaded.
This will decide the winner of Friday Okie for the entire year because we have reached the end of the year at Stalemate.
All right.
Hi, Hayden.
Hi, Haydes.
Hey, there. Welcome to the show. Merry Christmas Hayden. Hi, Haydes. Hey there.
Welcome to the show.
Merry Christmas, mate.
Hey, Merry Christmas.
Hey, just before we do the vote,
should I just tell you a quick story about Clint?
Oh.
Oh.
Should you?
Well, it's not a bad one.
It's just about how this actually isn't the first time he's eaten cat food.
Isn't it?
Well, you're saying he's going to eat cat food this afternoon.
When did I eat cat food, Hayden?
Do you remember a game called What's in Guy's Mouth?
Yeah, we used to do it on the edge.
Did you eat cat food?
Yeah, well, one time I guessed it, and then I got it on the first go,
so they made you eat the cat food.
Did I eat cat food?
I've blocked that out of my memory.
It must have been so horrific that you blocked it out.
Maybe I'll be fine with it. But hey, we don't know
that I'm eating it.
Who's your vote for Friday Oki?
That's what's important right now.
Who are you voting for?
I'm going to vote for you, mate.
Oh, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Thanks, Hayes.
Second one's...
Oh, radio down.
Turn that radio down.
Turn that radio.
Turn that radio.
There it is.
Flint? Yeah? You can't call in and vote for yourself, mate. Turn that radio. Turn that radio. There it is. Clint?
Yeah?
You can't call in and vote for yourself, mate.
A man with the name Clint.
Who's your vote for Friday Oki this afternoon?
Obviously, it's the main man, Clint.
I'm in trouble.
Thank you.
I thoroughly appreciate it.
I'm not sure I'm deserving of all these votes that
I'm getting. No, I think you are. You did
very well. Okay, let's keep going.
Thanks, Clint. We appreciate it. Emmalyn.
Hi, Emmalyn. Hi, Emmalyn. Hi.
How old are you, Emmalyn?
I'm 12. Oh, 12.
So you'll know your stuff. Emmalyn, did you
know any of the songs that we sang?
Yes. You did. Okay, that's good.
Of course she did. Who's your vote for?
Three. Thanks, Ameline.
I owe you one.
Fourth vote. This is best
of five, by the way. Georgia.
Hi, Georgia. Hello.
How you going? Good.
Please help me out here,
Georgia. Make it go to a
fifth vote or something.
I don't know if I can.
You hit my vote and then you attempted breaking free. Oh, it was bad. Georgia, make it go to a fifth vote or something? I don't know if I can.
You hit my vote and then you attempted breaking free. Oh, it was bad.
I should have stopped early.
Should have stopped early. Georgia, who's your vote for?
Clint. Is it?
Oh, that hurts.
Sorry. Whoa.
Okay, thank you, Georgia.
That's all. Just for ceremony's sake.
Let's go to Michael. Michael, who's your vote for? It's for you, Georgia. That's all. That's all. Just for ceremony's sake, let's go to Michael.
Michael, who's your vote for?
It's for you, Clint.
Is it?
Oh, I've had a shocker.
All right, thank you very much.
I've had a really bad back end of the year.
I appreciate it.
Hey, well done.
Good game.
Good game.
Good game.
Nice work.
Good year of Friday Hockey.
It couldn't have ended much closer.
It's ended at 13 games to 14.
Yes.
Like, it couldn't have been any tighter than it was.
Yeah, no, I appreciate your sportsmanship.
Yeah.
Thank you to everybody who's played Long Friday Oki with us for next year.
Just game back next year?
I think so.
I think it has to be, right?
I think so, yeah.
Okay, cool.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
We have arrived at what we shall call the climax of the year.
Redemption, I feel.
There is a bet that is running in this show at the moment, okay?
It's been going for a couple of months.
Yeah.
A couple of months ago on the show, I said this.
Just mark this in your diary.
My prediction, it's on its way,
and it will be announced before the end of the year.
Whoa, that's a big prediction.
We'll see.
That being a Friends reunion that you and I both
agreed would be full cast starring as themselves, their Friends characters on television. That's
correct. Announced before our last show of the year. I said I disagreed. I don't believe that
was ever going to happen. So I made you this bet. If Friends announce
that they're doing an actual show reboot before the end of the year
and you're right, I will eat cat food.
Deal. And if you're wrong, you have
to eat cat food. Yeah, deal. Deal.
It's time to cash in. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the last show of the year. Welcome to D-Day. Now, we don't know who's eating
the cat food. I have a good feeling. Because we haven't checked the news yet. And that's
what producer Ellie is going to do for us. I'm going to absolutely eat my words slash
cat food if they have announced it. Producer Ellie,
please run a Google search
under the news tab
for Friends
Reunion. Got it. Alright.
And let us know if there is any
news about a
full cast Friends Reunion. Should we?
Before Ellie checks so we will
know officially who is eating the cat
food, should we discuss what cat who is eating the cat food,
should we discuss what cat food we've each brought to the table?
Absolutely.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
If it is you that's eating cat food this afternoon,
you will be chowing down on the cat food that I've purchased for you this afternoon.
And I have went with Friskies because I know that you're sponsored by them.
So I've went with the Friskies Salmon Dinner Pate.
So I appreciate that because not only have you taken my cat's social media sponsorship into account,
you've also appreciated the fact that I'm pescatarian.
I did and I picked that for that purpose because every other one had meat in it. So I picked the salmon dinner so you can have a full teaspoon
slash tablespoon of this.
Bree, should you lose, which is looking incredibly unlikely,
because it is Christmas, I have chosen a dine,
cuts in gravy, turkey dish.
Oh, I love gravy and I love turkey.
You'll be having Christmas turkey.
So bring it on.
This requires a drum roll.
Ellie has run the Google search.
Ellie, is there any news about a friend's reunion?
Negative.
It's Clint.
Okay, give me the cat food.
Hold on, wait, I'm going to open.
Give me the cat food. This is a nice fork I'm going to open. Give me the cat food.
There's a nice fork for you.
I have an incredibly weak stomach, by the way.
Oh, no.
Looks delicious.
In preparation for this, we have spoken to a vet who said we'll be okay.
Oh, that does not look like tuna.
It's a pate.
It's a salmon pate.
Now, you be careful because you're sponsored by Friskies.
Now, you eat it and you like it.
This looks wonderful.
You need to at least swallow one mouthful.
Ben's gagging over that. You have to swallow a tiny bit.
It looks great for cats.
Yeah.
If I was a cat, I'd be like, yum, yum.
Thank you.
Yum, yum.
Pits me yum.
Okay, a bit is a bit.
That's good.
I'm happy with that.
Is that okay?
Yeah, no, I'm happy with that chunk.
That is a fork full of salmon dinner pate.
I'm starting to feel really sad.
Come on, you can do it.
I made a bet and I stand by my bets.
Do me one deal before I put this in my mouth.
Yeah.
If between now and New Year's Eve a fringe reunion is announced.
I did say that.
You'll be chowing down on the dine turkey cuts.
I did say if they do, I will make good on my bet and yes, I will.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Bon appetit.
Oh, my God, he's done it.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Turn the mic off.
Turn the mic off.
Oh.
I love you.
Oh.
Oh, it's not good.
Oh, no, I'm going to vomit. It's not good. Oh, now I'm going to vomit.
It's not good.
Okay, yep.
What did you do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you good?
Well done.
I swallowed it.
Oh, my God.
Was it smoked, Sam?
Hey.
Nice cleanse.
Yay.
Good celebration.
Woo.
Honestly, that went past my tongue so fast.
And I'm sure your wife, who's listening right now...
What are my cats up to?
Honestly, guys.
I can't wait for your wife to go,
get away from me.
Bree and Clint.
Nice work, mate.
I appreciate the effort.
ZM's Breeie and Clint The podcast
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
Brie and Clint's
Birthday Banger
Let's move things along
Shall we?
Yes let's move on
Every day on this show
At 5.30 we do
Birthday Banger
Where we figure out
What was number one
On your 16th birthday
And we play the best one
That's right
Last year
For the people
Who've been listening
To us for over a year,
would remember we did the best of birthday banger for the year on the last show,
which we're going to do that again today.
So essentially how this is going to work,
we've picked out what we think is the top birthday bangers.
I think we've got about 10 or 11.
Yeah, just the most standards.
We've been through every single birthday banger that's played. Sorry, I've got reflux. Oh, you've got about 10 or 11. Yeah, just the most standouts. We've been through every single birthday banger that's played.
Sorry, I've got reflux.
Oh, you've got seven reflux.
I've got cat food reflux.
So we've picked out the best ones,
and we're going to play you all of those now.
And then, so it's your job to vote
for what your favourite birthday banger has been this year.
Yeah, listen to all 10, then text us and say
which you think is the best.
That'll win, that's the one we'll play.
Let's start out with this one.
The Cranberry Zombie was a birthday banger winner.
On the 31st of January, right at the start of the year.
And we loved it.
It was a standout.
Or is this the birthday banger of the year?
Hanging by a moment
Lifehouse on the 1st of Feb
We love this
Such a good song
Is this the best birthday banger of the year?
It is for Brie
I do love this song
This is Mr Big and To Be With You
That was on the 19th of February.
Okay.
Then we had a bit of Rhys Mastin.
Rhys Mastin's Goodnight, One Birthday Banger.
That was on the 10th of Feb.
You can vote for that on the text machine.
What is this?
This is what producer Ben wants to win.
It is a tune.
Shania Twain.
28th of Feb, that one birthday banger.
We're still only in February.
I know.
Okay.
There's a lot in February.
This was a very controversial winner.
And if you remember, this is where I use my one veto.
Do you remember this?
Yeah, that's right.
To get this on the air.
Joe Dolce, shut up of your face.
On the 2nd of May,
that one birthday bail. You can vote for that if you want,
or you could vote for this.
Straight 90s pop gold from S Club 7, S Club Party One Birthday Banger.
On the 6th of August.
What about a bit of George Michael?
I don't have George Michael on here.
We'll get him on there.
We'll get him on there.
We'll get George Michael Faith on there ASAP.
George Michael Faith won it on 30th of August.
But we do have this.
Bohemian Rhapsody.
And the first ever double play for Birthday Banger 2.
We went back-to-back clean on the 18th of October,
and it was groundbreaking.
So you can vote for that or you can vote for this.
The day we played Triple Five, If You're Getting Down.
Or you can vote for this.
This was just this week when we went nickel back to back.
Who doesn't want nickel back to back?
Right, so to recap, these are the songs you can vote for.
Zombie Cranberries, Hanging by a Moment Lifehouse,
To Be With You, Mr Big, Rees Mastin, Goodnight,
That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain,
Joe Dolce, Shut Up Your Face, S Club Party,
Faith by George Michael, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen,
If You're Getting Down 5 or Someday by Nickelback.
One of those is going to be the birthday banger of 2019.
Get your votes in and we'll play it straight after Dua Lipa.
9-6, 9-6, vote now.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Right, birthday banger.
It's been a big year.
We've shared a lot of really great memories with you guys
and we've picked out our favourites from the year.
You guys are currently still voting.
The text machine is going crazy
because we gave you the top ones that you could vote for.
Are we going to go through those again?
No, I don't think we need to.
Is there a clear winner?
There's been two standouts.
Yeah.
And the two standouts are Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.
Of course.
And the other one
that's been very standout
on the text machine
has been Shania Twain.
Okay. So you're a rocker.
We've tallied the votes.
It's very, very close.
But the winner and the title of Best Birthday Banger for 2019
goes to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Standing ovation, everybody.
Guys.
Nice work.
Is this just fantasy?
Brilliant, Clint.
This is your top birthday banger of the year.
Zidim.
Escape from reality.
Open your eyes.
Look up to the skies and see.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Little high, little low.
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me
Mama
Just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters
Too late
My time has come
Since shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all been holding on I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning
Very, very frightening me
Galileo
Galileo Galileo Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Sparing his life on this one straw city
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah
No, we will not let you go Letillah! No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Bismillah!
We will not let you go!
Let him go!
Bismillah!
We will not let you go!
Let me go!
We'll not let you go!
Let me go!
We'll not let me go. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
For me.
For me.
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
ZDM, Bree and Clint.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Excuse me.
This is the birthday banger of 2019 from Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.
What a marathon of a song.
Such an amazing song.
It joins the very elite class of birthday bangers
that take out the entire year.
It's that song and this song.
This is 2018's birthday banger of the year.
What will it be next year?
Who knows?
Who knows?
Anything can happen on birthday banger. What will it be next year? Who knows? Who knows?
Anything can happen on birthday day, yeah.
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