ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 13th 2019

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi everybody and welcome to the final Brie and Clint podcast for 2019. Well, kind of true, but we've got those special podcasts that we're going to roll out. Yeah, okay, alright. But the real one. Yeah, yeah. The real actual podcast is the last one. None of those do I get the opportunity to go, welcome to the final podcast. True.
Starting point is 00:00:17 This is the last day we're here. After this we're on holiday. And we're never coming back. No. I'll be doing the show from the Coromandel, and Bree will be doing the show from Queensland. Could be better. We'll be more relaxed.
Starting point is 00:00:32 I'll start drinking at 2 o'clock each day. So again, could be better. Show could be better. Before we leave you for the year, we're going to leave you with a Birthday Banger podcast edition. I can't play it. You've got to play it, remember? Every frigging time.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Okay, you play it, Ben. I was just like, what's going on here? Come on, Ben. No, it's not my fault. Damn it, Ben. The old guy there. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Free and close. Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah. Because you're doing some mic talking, you're going to have to control the volume of it, too. I'm on it, mate. All right. Today, because it's the last one of the year.
Starting point is 00:01:09 We're going to be self-indulgent. We're doing our own birthday bangers. Why not? You have to listen to ours. Okay, so who's starting, Brie? I'll start with mine and get it out of the way. Okay, Brie, tell us your birthday. I was born on the 3rd of January 1989 Which means I was 16 in 2005
Starting point is 00:01:27 And back in 2005 This topped the charts I would have thought that'd be more Ellie's birthday banger. Yeah. All right. Because I got to go now. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:01:51 That's a classic. Who's next? You're next, Clint. Okay. You were born on the 1st of Feb, 1980. 1995. Yes. And you were 16 in 2003 on the 1st of Feb.
Starting point is 00:02:02 And this is your birthday banger. You better lose yourself in the music the moment you want it. 2016 and 2003 on the 1st of Feb and this is your birthday banger. I'm the man. Yeah, this is a good one. This is a good one. And he's in the news lately because of that whole Nick Cannon bloody thing. Oh yeah. What's he doing with Nick Cannon? Have you seen it?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Nick Cannon's called him out. Nick Cannon has released a whole song that just absolutely rips into Eminem. Why is Nick Cannon releasing songs? Because Wild N Out has finished. Yeah. That show that he was on. They've got a weird love triangle. Yeah, they've got a weird love triangle.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Him, Mariah Carey and Eminem have got a weird love triangle. Because that song Mariah Carey released, Why You So Obsessed With Me, was about Eminem. Yeah, she dresses up as Eminem in the music video. That's right. Very good. Okay, who's next? Ben is next. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:02:50 It's me. His birthday is 27th of March, 1993. So you were 16 in 2009 on the 27th of March. That's his birthday because he doesn't like to tell people. Were you 16 in 2009? Yep. And this was Top of the Charts. I've got some questions in my mind.
Starting point is 00:03:11 But that definitely needs my answers right now. Because I gotta know. Brother. Brother. Smash Mouth. What? Sorry? No, Smash Brother.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Smash Proof. Smash Proof. Smash Proof. Nah, Smash Mouth. I like that. What was the second one you said? Smash Brother. Smash Proof. Smash Proof. Nah, Smash Mouth. I like that. What was the second one you said? Smash Brother. Love it.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah, I like that. Smash Mouth. This is a Kiwi classic. Yeah, it is good. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, pretty average actually. Hey! I just wanted to stir you guys up.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Okay, last and definitely least, producer Ellie. You were born on the... I love how we're both born on the 3rd. Typical. 3rd of August, 1992. So you were 16 in 2008. And this is your birthday bang. Never on time, the music's on all day.
Starting point is 00:03:58 We'll be going down the Nazi dread. White on my sticks Packages Indonesian 101, baby. Yeah, you know what? The boys! The boys! What this?
Starting point is 00:04:12 It's an Indonesian mistake. Is this like the New Zealand version of Justice Crew? Yes. Kind of. Is that what it is? Yeah, but more culturally significant than Justice Crew. Yeah. Hey, Justice Crew was pretty big. Justice Crew weren't meant to sing. Yeah, that more culturally significant than Justice Crew. Yeah. Hey, Justice Crew was pretty big.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Justice Crew weren't meant to sing. Yeah, that's true. This is my understanding of Justice Crew. That's very true. They went on Australia's Got Talent as a dance crew, and they went, it's not enough. You guys need to be a boy band as well. Absolutely, that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:04:38 And to make money out of them, they forced them to sing, and then they made them sing at big events. They sang at our Christmas party one year. Really? It was horrific. Didn't they get them to do like the NRL Grand Final as well? Yes! They did massive events. They were so far out of their depth. But I will say did release quite a few bangers.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Did they? I quite like some of their songs. Some of their songs were pretty good. Yeah. This is Nija Mystic too. Nice. Yeah, nice. What's the big niger mystic song um misty frequencies that's shayfu you racist nothing no it's not this either there's one and you might even know it was on the people the one on the coke
Starting point is 00:05:21 on the coke yeah i think i think it is full of people That one Yeah Yes And we're reaching Ballin' Point Just Simmer As the lights Boom
Starting point is 00:05:33 Do more Such a good song Nothing Don't know it Hasn't crossed the Tasman If Nija Mystic Came out now There are more
Starting point is 00:05:42 Pacific Islanders And more ex-Kiwis Living in Australia. That'd blow up on the Gold Coast. Yeah, probably. I mean, a justice crew can do it. And Timomatic. Timomatic.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Hey, he had some decent tunes as well. Don't ruin Nijam. Timomajay. Timomajay. Okay, this is not Ellie's birthday banger. It was Nijam 101. Drop it like it's hot. Lose yourself, brother. Nijam 101. Drop it like it's hot. Lose yourself, brother.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Nijam 101. I quite like Shea Fu. He's not in it. Shit. You racist piece of shit. My bad. I'm not racist. Two very Kiwi songs for what is supposed to be an international birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Eminem? What, no? Oh, is it your Yeah. Eminem? What? No. Oh, is it your one, Clint? Is it? No, I'd have to say it's probably... No, I reckon I'd go with Eminem. Would you? If I was going to be...
Starting point is 00:06:32 Oh, like, Drop It Like It's Hot's pretty iconic. No, it's true. That's also yours. I feel like they're both rooting for their own one. No, but I'm not. I'm putting that aside. I like... In terms of, like, how big it was was Drop it like it's hot Was pretty massive
Starting point is 00:06:45 Lose yourself Probably bigger Yeah But still Both massive I vote Justice Crew Yes Yes
Starting point is 00:06:53 Justice Justice Okay Justice Crew wins I definitely got hooked up With one of those guys Play us out Justice Crew See you next year guys Oh there's still a podcast
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Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah, there's a lot coming up in today's show. Obviously, there is a decider happening for Friday Okie. We've made it to the end of the year at Deadlock. You and I are completely even. It's 13 games and a draw each. Yes, and we're going to be doing it live for the first time ever. Yeah, live. Also, someone's eating cat food before six o'clock.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yep, someone will be eating cat food. Could be either one of us. The bet is on. Yeah. And we will get the last minute details on who has won the bet. Friends have three hours left to announce their reunion episode so that Bree can eat cat food. Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:08:24 If it comes through the clutch? Today's the day to announce it. If you're listening, Friends Corporation, today's the day. The stakes have never been high. I will happily make good on the bet if that actually happens. I've bought some cat food for the show for you and you've bought cat food
Starting point is 00:08:39 for me. I've picked out what I think would be your favourite cat food flavour. I've gone festive with yours. Oh, yeah. Yeah, mine's seasonally themed. Also, seeing as it's the last show of the year,
Starting point is 00:08:50 also last show of the decade, these lists continue to come out. I've just seen they've announced what the meme of the decade is. What is it?
Starting point is 00:08:57 Are you interested in this? Is it the one where the guy's looking back, he's with his girlfriend, he's looking behind him? That's distracted boyfriend meme. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:03 That's number four. Is it? That's the fourth biggest meme of the year. So just quickly, the five biggest memes of the year, number five, blinking man. You know, the white guy with the blonde hair and he's like. Oh, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you can't believe something. Number four, distracted boyfriend, the guy who looks back.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yep. Very good. Number three, meme of the decade, galaxy brain. That one where the brain is thinking and then there's stars and the brain is bigger again. Yep. And it gets bigger and bigger. Second biggest meme of the year. Of the decade, sorry. Woman yelling at cat. That is good.
Starting point is 00:09:34 People are sitting at the table and they're yelling at the cats in the seat. And the biggest meme of the decade. I don't know who's done this list but it's being reported on all major news sites that report meme news. Dodge. D-O-G-E.
Starting point is 00:09:48 That dog meme. The Shiba Inu. Really? Yeah, that's the meme of the decade. This guy here. You know, very, very something. Such foods. Very Dodge.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Dodge, the Shiba Inu. So cute. He's the biggest meme of the 2010s. Wow, there you go. Right. That's out of the way. Next. What else do we have on the schedule?
Starting point is 00:10:11 I hadn't planned anything else, to be honest. No, I think that's all we planned. No, next we've got a debate that we need you to settle that involves a Christmas dinner. It does involve a Christmas dinner and someone bringing someone who's not invited to the Christmas dinner. Christmas dinner etiquette. Oh, let's kick it off with some LMFAO, shall we?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Why not? Speaking of things from earlier in the decade. Crazy. Taking you back to 2008. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Interesting situation came up yesterday because obviously everyone's having their Christmas parties and dinners
Starting point is 00:10:49 and it's the best time of the year. It's the best time of the year. It's so good. Unless you are a liver. Yeah, true. It's not the best time for the old liver. But, yeah, it's a lot of fun and I'm actually going to – it's my flat and my girlfriend's flat,
Starting point is 00:11:05 and we're doing a joint Christmas. So it's all the people we kind of love that are close in that kind of circle, that friendship circle, and we're all doing a Christmas dinner. Yeah, some people call it orphan's Christmas. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. It's not with your actual family. And it's really good for people who can't be with their family
Starting point is 00:11:24 or their family's no longer around, that sort of thing, right? It's really nice. It's your other family. It's your actual family. And it's really good for people who can't be with their family or their family's no longer around, that sort of thing, right? It's really nice. It's your other family. It's your friend family. Yeah, and you do the food and you do the presents. And so we've got like a Secret Santa thing happening and all that kind of jazz. We're doing some trivia.
Starting point is 00:11:37 It's going to be great. And someone who features on our show quite a lot is one of my best mates, Big Gay Al. Yes. He's coming, obviously. He lives in my flat. He my one of my best mates uh big gay al yes um he's coming obviously he lives in my flat he's one of my best friends he lives just under the stairs he does and he loves it there uh he said to me yesterday and you were sitting there this is bold this what did he exactly say he was like he goes hey hun hey hun is it cool if, because such and such, I won't name the person,
Starting point is 00:12:07 is in town from Brisbane. And you know how we used to, you know, we used to have a bit of a thing. Is it chill if I bring him to Friends Christmas? The family flat Christmas. And I saw Bree's face pucker up. Like, you know, when you see a baby eat a lemon, I could see her sort of start going, no. It is not okay for you to bring your ex booty call,
Starting point is 00:12:33 who just happens to be in town, to the special Friends Christmas that we've organised. And I felt I did feel bad afterwards because I feel like I probably overreacted a little bit. Why do you feel bad? Because, actually, you know what? I don't because I feel like I probably overreacted a little bit. Why do you feel bad? Because, actually, you know what? I don't. Because I'm like, why that night? Why that night?
Starting point is 00:12:50 Why not? Yeah. You, after I leave tomorrow, can have the flat to yourself and you can do whatever you want. See, he's definitely told this guy that he's cool to sleep at your place. Absolutely. So it's an international rendezvous situation, which we won't go into for young ears in the car. That's a totally fine thing to do, though.
Starting point is 00:13:10 However, I assume this guy lands probably about now. I'd say so. And Ellen's gone, I've got to do this family Christmas thing. How do I get around this? How do I have my cake and eat him too? In my opinion, in my opinion. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:13:28 It's okay to ask to bring a partner to that sort of thing. That's okay. If it's someone that you're in a relationship with. But to say, hey, my booty call's in town. For a night. For a night. Can I bring them along to this thing? Because I assume it's not about a numbers thing.
Starting point is 00:13:42 It's not that there's not enough food to go around. It's that you guys don't want to have to make awkward small talk with this person that you've never met before. And I'm also holding a trivia thing so then some random person in our friend group might end up with this guy. And I'm like, I don't want to be awkward tonight. I just want to have fun with the closest people,
Starting point is 00:14:00 not some guy that you hooked up with once. So we're on the same page. Yeah. But is New Zealand, are we being festively exclusionary, I guess? Yeah. Does Alan have a point? Should we be more welcoming
Starting point is 00:14:14 at this time of year? Does he deserve to have this person there tonight? So Alan is an invitee to Friends Christmas tonight. Should Alan be allowed to bring a date regardless of who they are? Should Alan? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Should Alan be allowed to bring his booty call? Yeah, that's what it is. No one else is bringing someone. Everyone has been invited. It's no plus ones. Yeah, Alan said to you, yeah, but your partner's there. I'm like. She's hosting it.
Starting point is 00:14:42 She's hosting the damn thing. Let's get a quick consensus, shall we? A quick whip around the room. And by that, we mean you listening. It's the last debate that you'll contribute to of ours for 2019. And we can take this audio and we can play it to Big Gay Al. And he's not going to be able to argue with everyone's opinion. And actually, let's put something on the line here.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Your decision is binding. Oh, right. Okay. No, no, that's fair. I'll do that. 0800DIALZM. Can Ellen's booty call come to flat family Christmas tonight at Bree's house? Or you can text us and have your say on 9696.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I'll pick up your phone. Why? Booty call. No, excuse me. It's not me that we're talking about having a booty call here, but it is someone that we know quite well.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Yes. He's been on the show multiple times. One of our best mates, Big Gay Al. Love him to death. We're having a friendmas tonight. Two flats joining all of our closest friends. Al's involved, obviously.
Starting point is 00:15:50 And he says to us yesterday, you were there, mate. And he was like, oh, there's this guy that I used to hook up with a couple of times who's flying in from Brisbane. Can I bring him? So essentially he's asking if he can bring the booty call to the friend-mas. I think he's overstepped a boundary if he can bring the booty call to the friendmas.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I think he's overstepped a boundary. But we're putting it out to see if we're being insensitive. I appreciate all the text messages coming through and it's very split can I say? It is quite split. One of my favourite texts can I read out is someone who said
Starting point is 00:16:21 Brie, don't dog the boys. Fair enough. Both ofie, don't dog the boys. Fair enough. Both of them, don't dog the boys. Yeah, no, that's fair enough. Let's get Carl's opinion. Hey, Carl, Merry Christmas, mate. Very Merry Christmas to you as well, Clint.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Welcome to the final Brie and Clint show of 2019, and it's a hot debate today. Is Alan allowed to bring his booty call to friend Christmas? Yeah, look, I don't see why not. What's Christmas without a little bit of booty call? What's Christmas without getting absolutely mashed up with a complete stranger?
Starting point is 00:16:56 You make a very good point, Carl. I don't know that you do, Carl. Most of my Christmases are spent with family, and so there's very few Christmases I can recall where there's ever been a booty call involved. Yeah, well you also make a good point, Clint. Don't you think it'd be awkward, Carl?
Starting point is 00:17:12 Because what I'm trying to avoid here for them, I'm not even invited, I don't know why I care so much, it's just the small chat with this person who they don't really know on Christmas. Is that not awkward? Alcohol is your best friend in that case. All right, Carl.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Okay, good advice. Merry litmus, mate. Thank you very much for your call. Someone said, booties aren't family. Them's taps and gaps. Booties, eh? Because you're not saying,
Starting point is 00:17:39 this guy's still welcome to stay at your house, isn't he? Of course, he's welcome to stay at our house and he's welcome. Yeah, I will gladly meet him. I just don't... It's meant to be for our closest friends and I just don't think it's the time. He'd have to participate in Secret Santa too. Yes, and does he have a present? And he would just be getting you something awkward from Judy Free. Like someone's getting a giant Toblerone if he plays. Shaini, g'day. Hey, look, I've actually changed my mind after
Starting point is 00:18:04 listening to you guys. What do you think? Well, I was going to say that, yeah, the more the merrier, but doing Secret Santa with a stranger is a bit weird. It is. It is a bit intimate. And I was going to say the more the merrier, but I'm changing sides and saying it's just a bit awkward.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Yes, Shaini, yes. Like, I'm happy to meet him afterwards, I'm happy to meet him afterwards. I'm happy to meet him out. And I'm not saying, yeah, Alan, don't like hang out with him, but just not at the dinner part. There's some interesting text on it too. Someone said, what is he bringing for the feed? That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:18:37 I'd assume nothing because he's just stepping off the plane unless he's going to get a rotisserie chuck from Countdown. Shaini, would you feel awkward going into that situation? Put yourself in the booty call situation. As a booty call, I mean that'd be weird.
Starting point is 00:18:53 We're all bringing a plate, we're all bringing a present for Secret Santa and you turn up with nothing. No, no, that's too weird. Look at it from this angle too Shaney. You're the booty call and everybody else at Friend Christmas knows that you're there because you're the booty call. I think at this point all of New Zealand knows that you're the booty call. That's another great point.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Oh, this guy doesn't know what he's walking into. Oh, no. Okay, I think we're doing... Unless he's in the cab right now. I think we're doing everyone a favour. You order him a pizza, Bree, to the flat and he can stay there. Happy to do that can watch Graham Norton while you guys go and do
Starting point is 00:19:28 Friend Christmas. We might be long. Yeah. And then he'll be ready when you guys get home. Well, he'll be ready for Alan. Thanks, Shani. Have a great Christmas.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Thanks for listening to the show this year. She gone. All right. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is
Starting point is 00:19:43 the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the show Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the show with news of a big, big Hollywood reboot of one of the biggest films of the 2000s. Dean, good afternoon. Hello, yeah, baby. Wow, that was my Oscar-powered voice.
Starting point is 00:20:00 And I've already given it away. I was going to... Yep. I was going to dramatically... I love that music. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Yes, baby.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Oh, yes. You're a tiger. I don't even know if he says that. Apparently, it's coming back. There's another one. Liz Hurley, though, wants nothing to do with it. She's kind of like, oh. She said, look, it needs to be really well thought out.
Starting point is 00:20:24 She said, I don't want to be like that girl going back to wearing the same clothes I wore 20 years ago. She said, no one wants to do that. So she'll be in on it if it's done well and it makes sense. But Mike Myers is saying that it is almost done and dusted and, yeah, and get ready for the, you know, the next installment of, yeah. I can't wait. What's Liz Hurley up to?
Starting point is 00:20:46 Come on, girl. Yeah, get involved, Liz. It's obviously a throwback, and it's obviously nostalgia. Also, look at J-Lo, who just wore that same Versace dress from 20 years ago, and the internet absolutely died for it. Get in there, Liz Hurley. Come on, Liz. This is what we want.
Starting point is 00:21:02 We're not looking for you to wear new clothes. Just do the old. Do the old. Play the hits, as they say. Come on, Liz. This is what we want. We're not looking for you to wear new clothes. Just do the old. Do the old. Play the hits, as they say. Play the hits. I love that we're sitting here telling Liz Hurley how to manage her career.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Wear the hits, Liz. Yeah. Wear the hits. I'm trepidatious about an Austin Powers reboot, if I'm being completely honest with you guys. Because there's also talks
Starting point is 00:21:22 about another Ace Ventura movie. There's another Ace Ventura. There's another Home Alone. Yeah, there's all these, I guess, discussions. Yeah, we're living in the generation of the reboot. I just feel like on the last movie we reached peak Austin Powers. It's been a while, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:39 There might be a new audience. Just brace yourself for another round of that being the only thing people come as to dress up parties. No, it was that and then it was Borat. Yep, yep, that's very true. But I can't wait if there's more characters like Fat Bastard. Yeah, right. Okay, it could be good. You all look like a baby. Hey, Dean,
Starting point is 00:21:57 we've loved having you as part of our show in 2019, so thank you very much for keeping us abreast of everything that's happening in Hollywood. You are the best in the business and we're very lucky to have you on this show. Love you so much, guys. I'll miss our last for the next few weeks. I know.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Who will I laugh at? Who will I share the Hollywood Doss with? We will as well. And you're such an amazing and genuine human being and a lot of people obviously don't get to hear that, but we really appreciate all the time and effort you spend on our show. We'll see you next year.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Love it. Thanks for having me. Love you, Dean. Bye. So grateful. Bye, guys. That's the latest brought to you by Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, and he's very attractive.
Starting point is 00:22:34 You can follow him at MrDeanMcCarthy on Instagram. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I wanted to talk about, because obviously Christmas time, everyone's worried about how much they're spending on gifts and just Christmas in general. This might make you feel a little bit better because they've released this story about Queen Lizzie.
Starting point is 00:22:57 She's Royal Highness and you know she buys Christmas gifts? You'd hope so. Yeah. If your grandma's the Queen, you'd want a pretty good Christmas present. Do you know how many gifts she buys on average per year? So she's got family, friends and staff that she buys gifts for. Oh, wow. So everyone who works in the palace and stuff gets a present.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Then I would have no idea. She buys around 620 gifts. I don't think she does. I think she says. Well, she doesn't buy them, but she. I don't think she's on the market.co.nz going. No. What would Philip like? Maybe get something from Wish.
Starting point is 00:23:38 He does love that app. No, she's got two ladies who actually search online for the gifts, but she used to actually go and buy some of the gifts herself back in the day. Oh, she's so down to earth. Isn't she? She's just like one of us. She's one of the people.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Anyway, turns out the final bill this year or last year, they're saying, was around $58,000. She spent $58,000 on Christmas presents? On gifts. Crikey. Some people in the UK really get miffed at the royal family. They're over it, aren't they? Some people.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Because their money is your money. Taxpayer's money. Yeah, that's where it comes from. They get an allowance from the government each year to do what they do, and a certain amount of that will go on Christmas presents. But the older I get, the more I'm like, nah, good on her.
Starting point is 00:24:36 She's doing a good job. She's just bloody lovely. What does she do exactly, though? So this is my take on it. In a world where we have Trumps. She puts her face on all the coins. And we have Trumps and we have Boris Johnsons and we have Putins and we have just the worst people running the world.
Starting point is 00:24:52 The fact that there's this lovely old lady who, sure, it's only sentimental, but she's the head of state. She's our head of state. She's their head of state. She's on our money. She's on their money. And she's bloody lovely. I just think that
Starting point is 00:25:07 maybe the world is lucky to have her. Not so much the whole royal family. I can take or leave a whole bunch of them. Particularly some of them are in the news at the moment, which we will not go into. But if Lizzie wants to spend $59,000 on Christmas presents, fair
Starting point is 00:25:24 enough. You know what? Fair enough. Nah, get rid of her. She's out. Got a bonafide Republican in the studio. She's out. Maybe I've watched too much Crown and I'm going soft. Maybe you have.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Yeah. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. We're in deliberation at the moment as to what games return
Starting point is 00:25:55 in 2020. I feel like this is not one that Bree wants to come back. Definitely not. No, I don't mind the challenge. I feel like I've gone okay the last couple of years yeah it's taken a while in the back end of the year you've found your stride i do find my stride in the back end clinton um do what you want with that new zealand what is the score for the year in the one second song challenge ellie that would be 34 three3. 34 games to three. With a draw as well.
Starting point is 00:26:25 And a draw. We've got one game left. Is it going to be 34-4 and a draw? Sam, who are you picking to take out the one second song challenge to win yourself some free mobile fuel? You're very, very like matter of fact.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I'm in an R-ing. That's fine. I'll do this. I'm so shocked. I'll do this for you. That means Sarah, Bree's going to play for you. Sorry, Sarah. It's all good, I say. I did win last week though, Sarah, so there's a little bit of chance. Yeah, she's got momentum. Okay, we do this.
Starting point is 00:26:58 We have 20 seconds to name as many songs as we can off one second. Who's going first? I think you're going first this week. I'm going first? Yeah. Bree's stepping out into a soundproof area so that we can use the exact same songs to keep everything fair.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Just wait for the airlock to close and good. And we're good. All right, when you're ready, Ben, hit off the first song. Britney Spears. Savage. Florence the Machine. All Saints Pass. Savage. Florence the Machine. All Saints.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Pass. No. Pass. Baskin. Taylor Swift. Queen. Aqua. Nice.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Good work, mate. Good work. Oh, yes. All right, come on in. I'm not happy with that at all. I'm not happy with that at all. Look, he's not happy, Bri. What happened?
Starting point is 00:27:52 I mean, it wasn't his best effort. Oh, yeah, good acting. Yeah, good acting. No, I just feel I've failed on songs that Bri will know. Yeah, I think you're right. You reckon? Sorry. Because I never know songs that you don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Have I got complacent? Am I the All Blacks of the One Second Song Challenge? Yeah. Have I gone into this too confident of a victory? Okay, now you're getting in my head that it's going to be easy and I'm going to absolutely crash and burn. No, no, you'll be all right, mate. All right, when you're ready, Ben, and off that first song.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Pretty soon, yeah. Savage, yeah. Chlorine,ars. Savage. Yeah. Clorox. Yeah. Pass. Tommy Kitten. Yes. Vanessa Carlton.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Yeah. Spice Girl. Yeah. Taylor Swift. Yeah. Queen. Yeah. Aqua.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Yeah. Oh. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, mate. You just won! You just won! Yes! That was 9-8.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Sorry, 9-7. 9-7. You beat him by three. If you said Bon Jovi, You would have got 10 out of 10 Yeah I wasn't going to get Bon Jovi Well done I didn't know what it was
Starting point is 00:29:09 I don't mean to Sorry I need to be modest Humble I need to be humble No you don't You don't have to be humble Not when you've won 33 games Sarah congratulations
Starting point is 00:29:21 Sarah Thank you girl Power for the win Yeah girl I drew an absolute blank On Vanessa Carlton Yeah Sarah, congratulations. Sarah! Thank you, girl. Power for the win. Yes, we did it. Yeah, girl. I drew an absolute blank on Vanessa Carlton. Yeah. My atomic kitten completely left my brain. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:31 After that, I was shook. I was like, I can't recover. I can't recover. I can't recover. And then you panicked. I do that too. I'll be like, no, you're stuffed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Anyway. Nice, bro. You won the last one of the year. I mean, I may have lost every single other game, but I won the last one. Yeah, Bree. You won the last one of the year. I mean, I may have lost every single other game, but I won the last one. I'm so angry with myself with my 30-game lead. What a loser I am. It's a very good story,
Starting point is 00:29:56 and it just shows, I guess, what kids do for their parents sometimes. I know parents do a lot for their children, but sometimes we need to repay the favours. Yeah. And there's a son that's going viral. I think it's over in the... Oh, no, it's over in Brazil, sorry. So essentially there's this guy, he's 43.
Starting point is 00:30:18 He's got a 60-year-old mother who failed her driving test three times. Okay. So she's obviously, you know, it's her driving test three times. Okay. So she's obviously, you know, it's the driving test, not the written one, but it's where you actually sit in the car and you have to take the test. Yeah, the practical test. So she's failed the driving test three times. Her name is Maria.
Starting point is 00:30:37 So Maria and her son have decided they'd come up with this plan where they were like, how can we get Maria to pass this test? Because she can't fail four times. No. So they decided that the best idea was to dress up the 40-year-old son as the mum. Of course they did. I feel like we've talked about something similar to this recently as well,
Starting point is 00:31:00 people masquerading. Yeah, okay. This is brilliant. So anyway, they dressed up the son. He had a dress on. He had a long flowing wig. He had makeup. He had the whole deal.
Starting point is 00:31:15 He actually looks like her. Does he? I know this is very just for you, Clint, but this was the son dressed as the mum. Oh, he's a convincing older lady. Isn't he? Yeah. Kind of looks like, you know.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Well, they're lucky they're not that far apart in age. She only, that age difference, she had him when she was 17. Well, yeah, so they're quite, you know, not too far apart. Anyway, so he's rolled in and he sat in the car and he started taking this test. And the guy, the instructor was like, there's something off here because I've obviously already met this woman three times and I've failed her. Oh, same instructor, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Same instructor. Yeah. And now she's driving like Michael Schumacher. Essentially he did very well and he passed and at the end of it the guy was like, look, I have to bring it up. I know you're not Maria. Let's talk about that situation. The guy was like, what gave it away?
Starting point is 00:32:14 And the guy's like, your voice gave it away because he didn't change his voice. Oh, okay. So he's failed his driving test, or Maria, sorry, has failed for the fourth time, and she won't be getting her licence anytime soon. But the guy gave a big thumbs up for the son and said, you've done a great job.
Starting point is 00:32:37 You would pass. And he goes, well, I've already got my licence. So it's just the things that you need to do for your parents. Remember how Ellen dressed as Maria Folau? We don't need to talk about that. Are we not? No, you can talk about it. We had our Christmas party last week and the theme was Kiwiana
Starting point is 00:32:55 and Big Gay Al came as Maria Folau. He's not wrong. Maria Folau, Kiwiana. And very tall and slender like Ellen is. Yes. And she's Kiwiana, yeah. I'm going to say Maria doesn't have a hairy chest like Eleanor. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:12 It wouldn't be Christmas without checking in with our favourite elf. Elf? Mum of the show. Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus. Australian Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus. Welcome to the show, Mumadai.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Hello, Mum. Merry Christmas, everybody. Australian Mrs. Claus. Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hello, Mum. Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas. And you guys. Mum, have you heard that this week we've been doing a thing called Scrapbook and producer Ben and producer Ellie have been making, like, highlights from the year? You got your own separate one.
Starting point is 00:33:41 It was just you. Well, I mean, you're only human, aren't you? Yeah. An entire episode dedicated to you. You're so modest. It was the most popular scrapbook we played as well. People were like, do more Mumma Di. Yeah. Are you kidding me or are you just
Starting point is 00:33:57 making my day? Yeah, no, we're full of shit. Are you ready for Christmas? Are you ready for Invasion Bree, which is coming on Saturday? Oh, look, I'm always ready for Christmas? Are you ready for Invasion Bree, which is coming on Saturday? Oh, look, I'm always ready for Brianna to come home, but no, in one word, no, I'm not ready for Christmas. I can't even talk properly, and I'm having coffee as we speak. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:18 She likes to make a lot of food. She buys a lot of gifts, and she gets very stressed. We've got a fun idea, which should help get you in the Christmas spirit and it's tailor-made just for you. Bree told me there's one Christmas artist you like more than anyone else in the entire world. There is only one, isn't there?
Starting point is 00:34:39 Well, who is it? That's what's in your eyes, Mum. Yeah. Who is it? Jesus. Elvis, of course. I thought you were going to say Jesus
Starting point is 00:34:46 for a second. Nah, he didn't release an album. He's the reason for the season, but I'm not sure he's on Spotify. Elvis Presley,
Starting point is 00:34:53 you love Elvis Presley Christmas music, is that right? Absolutely adore it. I even play it when it's not Christmas. Well, Bree's got a fun idea for you.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Wait, it wasn't just my idea. No, it's your idea. Remember, I'm on Mama Di's side. Anytime we embarrass her, it's your idea. Sorry, I forgot we play those roles. Yeah, yeah. Mum, one of the best moments we've had on the show this year was, of course, when you sung Ariana Grande's, you know,
Starting point is 00:35:21 the classic hit, the Mama Die version of Ariana Grande. That was disgusting, Brianna. So we thought, why not do a Christmas version and get you to sing a bit of Elvis Presley Christmas music? Oh, look, I'm not in a good state of mind. Counter in, Clint. Are you ready? This is going live to the nation. And think of this as your Christmas message for New Zealand, okay?
Starting point is 00:35:46 Make it good. Good luck. You love him, so you'll know the words. This is Mumadai doing Elvis Presley's Here Come Santa Claus. Come on, Mum, bring it home. Take it away. Here come Santa Claus, here come Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus way. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Come on. Come on. Come on. Okay, from the top, from the top, from the top. I feel like you didn't quite hit your straps. Let's go from the top. Here we go. Mama dies.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Second chance. Go on. Take it away. You don't know the words. You don't know the words. You don't know the words. You and I know the words. You've been pestering us for two years to play an Elvis Presley Christmas song on the show.
Starting point is 00:36:54 In fact, you told me I was banned from Christmas last year because I didn't play your Elvis song on the last show of the year. That's it. And you don't even know the words. What you have to realise, mate, is Elvis does the singing. Yeah. We do the unwrapping. Right, okay.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Yes. Your song's not going out to the country, but do you have a Christmas message for New Zealand before you leave? Everybody hug someone and appreciate everybody for what they are and give them a big kiss. That's actually quite beautiful. That was quite nice. Merry Christmas, my dog. Merry Christmas, my dog.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Merry Christmas, mum. My heart's going out to New Zealand at the moment too. Absolutely. We love you and we'll have you on the show again next year if you'll let us. No worries. I'll put you in on the first show. You have no choice. I love you guys.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Sorry, my singing was... Mum, your singing has never been good, so we weren't expecting much. Love you. Love you. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We have to settle Friday-oke. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Starting point is 00:38:00 Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday Oki.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Okay, so every Friday for the last, well, for the whole year, really, you and I have gone head-to-head in a singing battle. Yep. Traditionally, we get 15 minutes with an audio producer and we sing the same song. We take a week about choosing the song. Yeah, and they polish Al, our audio producer, he polishes the turd that is our singing.
Starting point is 00:38:34 But not today. Somehow, we've ended up in deadlock. We've made it to the last Friday Okie of the year and the scores are drawn. So, we decided the only way to settle this properly was to do it live. Yes. In an epic Friday-oke finale.
Starting point is 00:38:49 You've picked a song. I don't know what your song is. I don't know what your song is. I've picked a song. You don't know what mine is. We also don't know who's going first. That honour goes to Paige. Hi, Paige.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Hi, Paige. Hi. How old are you, Paige? I'm 11. Oh, have you listened to Friday Oaky a lot? Yes. Oh, nice. So you get to vote on who goes first, me or Clint?
Starting point is 00:39:11 Clint. Clint's going first. Thanks, Paige. Appreciate it. Oh, now I have to follow you. I don't know about that. Okay, let's just get this underway. Oh, you're ready to roll.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Well, we're both going to do our songs live, and then we're going to play a song to get some votes in, and five people, as per usual, are going to decide the winner for the year of Friday Okie. Can we just premise that this is live? There's no pre-recorded stuff here. This is live. This is all the mistakes included.
Starting point is 00:39:44 So my song for Friday Oaky, I have decided to use it as promo. Okay. I've decided I'm in a desperate situation at the moment. Oh, I know what's coming here. If Friends do not announce a reunion in the next 30 minutes, I'm going to have to eat a tin of cat food. So you're singing the Friends song.
Starting point is 00:40:07 For Friday Okie today, I will be singing the Rembrandt classic. I like that. And Friends theme song, but I need your guys' help, and you know exactly where I need your help. Hit it, DJ Ben. Take it away. We're here with you. So no one told
Starting point is 00:40:26 you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your
Starting point is 00:40:42 month, or even your year. But I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. That's you guys. I'll be honest It's pretty damn good You guys let me down a little bit on the BVs You could have given us a head up I pointed at you, I was like this is the audience
Starting point is 00:41:16 And then I was like shit what are the words It's done, it's done now That was quite on pitch Clint can I say It was very well done It was, well done. I thought very good. It was. It really was.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Oh, thanks, guys. Yeah, it was. And if the gods are listening, actually, why am I? No, I don't want to eat cat food. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. I can't say very well done, but I don't want there to be a friends reunion out of it. If anybody in position of power heard that, all we need is an email. You can just email us and just tell us it's coming back. Anyway, that's
Starting point is 00:41:46 my Friday Okie. Keep that in mind while you listen to Bree's Friday Okie. I think I've overcommitted and I just need to give you a heads up that I need our whole team. You will know when you hear it, especially you Clint. You'll know when you hear it. I've done a bit of a
Starting point is 00:42:02 mash up and you'll know when I need you at the end. Okay. All right? Hit it, DJ Ben. Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt. It is like so big.
Starting point is 00:42:15 She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends, but who understands those rap guys anyway? They only talk to her because she looks like a total, not saying that word. I mean, look, her butt is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round. It's like out there. I mean, it's like gross. Look, she's just so whack.
Starting point is 00:42:39 I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other ones can't deny. And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung When I pull up the tug, she knows that butt was stuck B for the G she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with ya, and take your picture My whole body's tryna warn me, that butt you got
Starting point is 00:43:01 Ooh, apple smooth skin, you say you wanna get in my bands Gonna use me, abuse me But you ain't that average groupie I seen you dancing Sit here with your mans and she's sweat Wet, gotta go like a turbo vet I'm tired of magazines See your flat butts on the thing
Starting point is 00:43:20 And you ask your average black man I forgot the words there. Fellas! Fellas! Your girlfriend's got the butt. Hell yeah! Shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt. Alright, guys, we're going to bring it down a little bit. I need Producer Ellie to come in on the mic.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Oh, yeah, I got it. I need a bit of help here. You know the world can see us in a way that's different than who we are. Creating space between us
Starting point is 00:43:54 to wear separate hearts. But your faith, it gives me strength, strength to believe we're breaking free soaring flying
Starting point is 00:44:11 there's not a star in heaven that we can reach if we're trying yeah we're breaking free alright guys I need your help Oh, this is cheating How long is this?
Starting point is 00:44:33 The whole team This is so long It's for everyone You know the words We're all underpaid So we're just gonna send it Never had a raise So we're just gonna send it
Starting point is 00:44:43 We could go for days. We just want to send it. Let me see you. Send it. Everyone, here we go. Well done, well done. Send it. We could go for days.
Starting point is 00:45:00 We just want to send it. That's it. Okay, I feel like I should do the other two verses of the Friends song Okay, well done, well done I fully butchered a lot of that, didn't I? Oh, nerves got the better of me there We're going to take five votes to decide the winner of Friday Oki for the entire year And they are your votes, okay?
Starting point is 00:45:22 0800 dial ZM We'll take the first five people who get through. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We've just done a live Friday Okie. It's time to go to the votes. Friday Okie! Okay, you, if you've just joined us, may have missed us doing our first ever live Friday Okie.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Lucky you. In a desperate plea for friends' attention to round out this cat food bet, I did the Friends theme song. I'll be there for you I'll be there for you Cause you're there for me too
Starting point is 00:45:57 And in reply, Bree did every song ever written. Box and I cannot lie You other ones can't deny And when a girl walks in with the itty bitty waist and her round thing Brie did every song ever written. That was the good part of mine, to be honest. We've got five votes locked and loaded. This will decide the winner of Friday Okie for the entire year because we have reached the end of the year at Stalemate. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Hi, Hayden. Hi, Haydes. Hey, there. Welcome to the show. Merry Christmas Hayden. Hi, Haydes. Hey there. Welcome to the show. Merry Christmas, mate. Hey, Merry Christmas. Hey, just before we do the vote, should I just tell you a quick story about Clint?
Starting point is 00:46:33 Oh. Oh. Should you? Well, it's not a bad one. It's just about how this actually isn't the first time he's eaten cat food. Isn't it? Well, you're saying he's going to eat cat food this afternoon. When did I eat cat food, Hayden?
Starting point is 00:46:45 Do you remember a game called What's in Guy's Mouth? Yeah, we used to do it on the edge. Did you eat cat food? Yeah, well, one time I guessed it, and then I got it on the first go, so they made you eat the cat food. Did I eat cat food? I've blocked that out of my memory. It must have been so horrific that you blocked it out.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Maybe I'll be fine with it. But hey, we don't know that I'm eating it. Who's your vote for Friday Oki? That's what's important right now. Who are you voting for? I'm going to vote for you, mate. Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Thanks, Hayes. Second one's... Oh, radio down. Turn that radio down. Turn that radio. Turn that radio. There it is. Flint? Yeah? You can't call in and vote for yourself, mate. Turn that radio. Turn that radio. There it is. Clint?
Starting point is 00:47:26 Yeah? You can't call in and vote for yourself, mate. A man with the name Clint. Who's your vote for Friday Oki this afternoon? Obviously, it's the main man, Clint. I'm in trouble. Thank you. I thoroughly appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:47:43 I'm not sure I'm deserving of all these votes that I'm getting. No, I think you are. You did very well. Okay, let's keep going. Thanks, Clint. We appreciate it. Emmalyn. Hi, Emmalyn. Hi, Emmalyn. Hi. How old are you, Emmalyn? I'm 12. Oh, 12. So you'll know your stuff. Emmalyn, did you
Starting point is 00:48:00 know any of the songs that we sang? Yes. You did. Okay, that's good. Of course she did. Who's your vote for? Three. Thanks, Ameline. I owe you one. Fourth vote. This is best of five, by the way. Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hello.
Starting point is 00:48:16 How you going? Good. Please help me out here, Georgia. Make it go to a fifth vote or something. I don't know if I can. You hit my vote and then you attempted breaking free. Oh, it was bad. Georgia, make it go to a fifth vote or something? I don't know if I can. You hit my vote and then you attempted breaking free. Oh, it was bad. I should have stopped early.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Should have stopped early. Georgia, who's your vote for? Clint. Is it? Oh, that hurts. Sorry. Whoa. Okay, thank you, Georgia. That's all. Just for ceremony's sake. Let's go to Michael. Michael, who's your vote for? It's for you, Georgia. That's all. That's all. Just for ceremony's sake, let's go to Michael. Michael, who's your vote for?
Starting point is 00:48:47 It's for you, Clint. Is it? Oh, I've had a shocker. All right, thank you very much. I've had a really bad back end of the year. I appreciate it. Hey, well done. Good game.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Good game. Good game. Nice work. Good year of Friday Hockey. It couldn't have ended much closer. It's ended at 13 games to 14. Yes. Like, it couldn't have been any tighter than it was.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Yeah, no, I appreciate your sportsmanship. Yeah. Thank you to everybody who's played Long Friday Oki with us for next year. Just game back next year? I think so. I think it has to be, right? I think so, yeah. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We have arrived at what we shall call the climax of the year. Redemption, I feel. There is a bet that is running in this show at the moment, okay? It's been going for a couple of months. Yeah. A couple of months ago on the show, I said this.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Just mark this in your diary. My prediction, it's on its way, and it will be announced before the end of the year. Whoa, that's a big prediction. We'll see. That being a Friends reunion that you and I both agreed would be full cast starring as themselves, their Friends characters on television. That's correct. Announced before our last show of the year. I said I disagreed. I don't believe that
Starting point is 00:50:01 was ever going to happen. So I made you this bet. If Friends announce that they're doing an actual show reboot before the end of the year and you're right, I will eat cat food. Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food. Yeah, deal. Deal. It's time to cash in. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last show of the year. Welcome to D-Day. Now, we don't know who's eating the cat food. I have a good feeling. Because we haven't checked the news yet. And that's
Starting point is 00:50:38 what producer Ellie is going to do for us. I'm going to absolutely eat my words slash cat food if they have announced it. Producer Ellie, please run a Google search under the news tab for Friends Reunion. Got it. Alright. And let us know if there is any news about a
Starting point is 00:50:57 full cast Friends Reunion. Should we? Before Ellie checks so we will know officially who is eating the cat food, should we discuss what cat who is eating the cat food, should we discuss what cat food we've each brought to the table? Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:15 If it is you that's eating cat food this afternoon, you will be chowing down on the cat food that I've purchased for you this afternoon. And I have went with Friskies because I know that you're sponsored by them. So I've went with the Friskies Salmon Dinner Pate. So I appreciate that because not only have you taken my cat's social media sponsorship into account, you've also appreciated the fact that I'm pescatarian. I did and I picked that for that purpose because every other one had meat in it. So I picked the salmon dinner so you can have a full teaspoon slash tablespoon of this.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Bree, should you lose, which is looking incredibly unlikely, because it is Christmas, I have chosen a dine, cuts in gravy, turkey dish. Oh, I love gravy and I love turkey. You'll be having Christmas turkey. So bring it on. This requires a drum roll. Ellie has run the Google search.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Ellie, is there any news about a friend's reunion? Negative. It's Clint. Okay, give me the cat food. Hold on, wait, I'm going to open. Give me the cat food. This is a nice fork I'm going to open. Give me the cat food. There's a nice fork for you. I have an incredibly weak stomach, by the way.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Oh, no. Looks delicious. In preparation for this, we have spoken to a vet who said we'll be okay. Oh, that does not look like tuna. It's a pate. It's a salmon pate. Now, you be careful because you're sponsored by Friskies. Now, you eat it and you like it.
Starting point is 00:52:51 This looks wonderful. You need to at least swallow one mouthful. Ben's gagging over that. You have to swallow a tiny bit. It looks great for cats. Yeah. If I was a cat, I'd be like, yum, yum. Thank you. Yum, yum.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Pits me yum. Okay, a bit is a bit. That's good. I'm happy with that. Is that okay? Yeah, no, I'm happy with that chunk. That is a fork full of salmon dinner pate. I'm starting to feel really sad.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Come on, you can do it. I made a bet and I stand by my bets. Do me one deal before I put this in my mouth. Yeah. If between now and New Year's Eve a fringe reunion is announced. I did say that. You'll be chowing down on the dine turkey cuts. I did say if they do, I will make good on my bet and yes, I will.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Merry Christmas, everybody. Bon appetit. Oh, my God, he's done it. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God. Turn the mic off. Turn the mic off.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Oh. I love you. Oh. Oh, it's not good. Oh, no, I'm going to vomit. It's not good. Oh, now I'm going to vomit. It's not good. Okay, yep. What did you do?
Starting point is 00:54:08 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you good? Well done. I swallowed it. Oh, my God. Was it smoked, Sam? Hey. Nice cleanse.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Yay. Good celebration. Woo. Honestly, that went past my tongue so fast. And I'm sure your wife, who's listening right now... What are my cats up to? Honestly, guys. I can't wait for your wife to go,
Starting point is 00:54:38 get away from me. Bree and Clint. Nice work, mate. I appreciate the effort. ZM's Breeie and Clint The podcast It's my birthday It's my birthday Brie and Clint's
Starting point is 00:54:51 Birthday Banger Let's move things along Shall we? Yes let's move on Every day on this show At 5.30 we do Birthday Banger Where we figure out
Starting point is 00:54:59 What was number one On your 16th birthday And we play the best one That's right Last year For the people Who've been listening To us for over a year,
Starting point is 00:55:06 would remember we did the best of birthday banger for the year on the last show, which we're going to do that again today. So essentially how this is going to work, we've picked out what we think is the top birthday bangers. I think we've got about 10 or 11. Yeah, just the most standards. We've been through every single birthday banger that's played. Sorry, I've got reflux. Oh, you've got about 10 or 11. Yeah, just the most standouts. We've been through every single birthday banger that's played. Sorry, I've got reflux.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Oh, you've got seven reflux. I've got cat food reflux. So we've picked out the best ones, and we're going to play you all of those now. And then, so it's your job to vote for what your favourite birthday banger has been this year. Yeah, listen to all 10, then text us and say which you think is the best.
Starting point is 00:55:42 That'll win, that's the one we'll play. Let's start out with this one. The Cranberry Zombie was a birthday banger winner. On the 31st of January, right at the start of the year. And we loved it. It was a standout. Or is this the birthday banger of the year? Hanging by a moment
Starting point is 00:56:05 Lifehouse on the 1st of Feb We love this Such a good song Is this the best birthday banger of the year? It is for Brie I do love this song This is Mr Big and To Be With You That was on the 19th of February.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Okay. Then we had a bit of Rhys Mastin. Rhys Mastin's Goodnight, One Birthday Banger. That was on the 10th of Feb. You can vote for that on the text machine. What is this? This is what producer Ben wants to win. It is a tune.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Shania Twain. 28th of Feb, that one birthday banger. We're still only in February. I know. Okay. There's a lot in February. This was a very controversial winner. And if you remember, this is where I use my one veto.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Do you remember this? Yeah, that's right. To get this on the air. Joe Dolce, shut up of your face. On the 2nd of May, that one birthday bail. You can vote for that if you want, or you could vote for this. Straight 90s pop gold from S Club 7, S Club Party One Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:57:37 On the 6th of August. What about a bit of George Michael? I don't have George Michael on here. We'll get him on there. We'll get him on there. We'll get George Michael Faith on there ASAP. George Michael Faith won it on 30th of August. But we do have this.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Bohemian Rhapsody. And the first ever double play for Birthday Banger 2. We went back-to-back clean on the 18th of October, and it was groundbreaking. So you can vote for that or you can vote for this. The day we played Triple Five, If You're Getting Down. Or you can vote for this. This was just this week when we went nickel back to back.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Who doesn't want nickel back to back? Right, so to recap, these are the songs you can vote for. Zombie Cranberries, Hanging by a Moment Lifehouse, To Be With You, Mr Big, Rees Mastin, Goodnight, That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain, Joe Dolce, Shut Up Your Face, S Club Party, Faith by George Michael, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, If You're Getting Down 5 or Someday by Nickelback.
Starting point is 00:59:01 One of those is going to be the birthday banger of 2019. Get your votes in and we'll play it straight after Dua Lipa. 9-6, 9-6, vote now. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right, birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:59:20 It's been a big year. We've shared a lot of really great memories with you guys and we've picked out our favourites from the year. You guys are currently still voting. The text machine is going crazy because we gave you the top ones that you could vote for. Are we going to go through those again? No, I don't think we need to.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Is there a clear winner? There's been two standouts. Yeah. And the two standouts are Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody. Of course. And the other one that's been very standout on the text machine
Starting point is 00:59:57 has been Shania Twain. Okay. So you're a rocker. We've tallied the votes. It's very, very close. But the winner and the title of Best Birthday Banger for 2019 goes to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Standing ovation, everybody. Guys.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Nice work. Is this just fantasy? Brilliant, Clint. This is your top birthday banger of the year. Zidim. Escape from reality. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see.
Starting point is 01:00:50 I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low. Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me Mama Just killed a man
Starting point is 01:01:26 Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on
Starting point is 01:02:06 As if nothing really matters Too late My time has come Since shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time Goodbye everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh
Starting point is 01:02:54 I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all been holding on I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche Will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning Very, very frightening me Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo
Starting point is 01:03:45 Galileo Figaro Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Sparing his life on this one straw city Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah No, we will not let you go Letillah! No! We will not let you go!
Starting point is 01:04:05 Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let me go! We'll not let you go!
Starting point is 01:04:13 Let me go! We'll not let me go. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. For me. For me. So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyes So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby Can't do this to me baby
Starting point is 01:04:57 Just gotta get out Just gotta get right out of here Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me ZDM, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Oh, sorry, sorry. Excuse me. This is the birthday banger of 2019 from Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody. What a marathon of a song. Such an amazing song. It joins the very elite class of birthday bangers that take out the entire year. It's that song and this song.
Starting point is 01:06:37 This is 2018's birthday banger of the year. What will it be next year? Who knows? Who knows? Anything can happen on birthday banger. What will it be next year? Who knows? Who knows? Anything can happen on birthday day, yeah. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.
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