ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 14th 2018

Episode Date: December 14, 2018

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ZM! ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Oh my! Kia ora everybody! Welcome to the last show of 2018

and a special performance of the song we just wrote together to celebrate our final show. Remember the song we wrote? Oh the song that we prepared? We did one yesterday, we've done one for each of the last days. Oh wait, so it's not yesterday, it's today's one? Can you count it in, the song? And a one, and a two, and a one for each of the last days. Oh, wait. So it's not yesterday. It's today's one. Can you count it in, the song? In a one.

In a two. In a one, two, three, four. Here we are. And we're so happy to be together here. Together. One more time. From the top. I mean, that was rehearsed,

but obviously that was a bit ropey because I got nervous. I got nervous on the big stage. We forgot the second bit of the chorus. Oh, that's right. All right. And a one, two, three. Here we are.

And we are so happy to be here. Together. Forever. That's so nice. Nailed it. Is anyone going to stick around for the show now? Can you tell it's the end of the year? We do have a great show.

We have $300 on a Prezi card to give away and a job done around your house thanks to Jobless. Our Santa's Little Helpers competition will be back at 5 o'clock. We are also locked in tattooing a grandmother and grandchild. That is happening on the show live today. This is one of my favourite things we have ever done. Ariana Grande did it with her grandma, so we thought, hey, why don't you do it with your grandma? We have

two very willing participants coming in studio at 5 o'clock to get tattooed. How exciting. We next are going to talk about what Kiwis have been looking at on the internet in 2018. What have people googled the most? After Maroon 5, ZM. We're just talking about the overall searches on Google for Kiwis this

year, 2018. What we're looking up. Different categories of what people have been Googling this year. Does it pick up search results when you're in incognito mode? What's that? I don't know. Do you know how to delete things off your Google search? No. Neither. These are the top things that people in New Zealand were Googling this year

in terms of diet. Oh, can I guess? Yep. Keto diet. Keto diet number one? Number one, keto diet. Number two was the CSIRO diet. What the hell is that?

Which I haven't even heard of. No. What about recipes? What are people Googling to cook this year? What was at the top of the list? You're never going to pick this. Nadia Lum's Christmas turkey. No.

No, what was it? Fettuccine's in at number five. Ooh. But at the top of the list, most Googled recipes for Kiwis in 2018, vegan recipes. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Interesting. Keto comes in at number two though. Keto. Yeah, cool. What about the top Googled thing for what is dot dot dot? What is... What do people want to find out about? Oh, I know, I know. What is Fortnite? Let me see if Fortnite... Nope. What is PUBG?

What's that? This is the other version of Fortnite. Right. What is fl? What's that? This is the other version of Fortnite. Right. What is flossing? No. No? Number one on the list, what is Bitcoin? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitcoin's in the toilet. I feel like there's a year late, but yeah, that's cool.

It's in the toilet. What about how to? What are people Googling how to? How to, no, I don't know. How to floss. How to Fortnite. You're on this flossing thing, aren't you? How to PUBG.

It was how to delete Instagram accounts. Oh. Yeah. That's the number one thing. That's the number one. Do you think it's because people maybe want to delete, maybe want to delete like an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend or something? Out of their account.

Yeah, but that'd be blocking, wouldn't it? Yeah, I don't know. That seems like a weird one. Yeah. What about the top Kiwi celebrities that people were Googling in 2018 here in New Zealand? Stephen Adams, Lorde and KJ Upper. Lorde, not on the list. Ooh.

KJ Upper, not on the list. Ooh. In the top 10. Yeah. You know who is in the top 10? Who? Friend of the show, Susie Kato. Susie Kato.

Comes in at number seven. What an angel. What an angel. Simon Bridges is in at number seven. What an angel. What an angel. Simon Bridges is in at number five. Suimon Brodjos. He's had a bit of, you know, drama this year, hasn't he? Oh, well. Yeah.

Stan Walker in at number three. He hasn't had a great year, put it that way. No, no. Jacinda Ardern in at number two. Yeah. Number one, Johnny Danger. Oh, RIP. Yeah, RIP Johnny Danger.

He was the number one Googled Kiwi. What about global figures, though? Searched by New Zealanders? Yes. Trump? No. Oh. It was Demi Lovato.

Really? Demi Lovato's the most Googled? Because she had a rough year this year, too. Yes, she did. You know? Khloe Kardashian was in at number two, who also had a rough year. Isn't there a trend? Isn't there? Wouldn't Khloe be happy to be on two, who also had a rough year. Isn't there a trend? Isn't there?

Wouldn't Khloe be happy to be on top of Kim in a list for once too? Finally. Finally, that stupid sister of mine. Should we tweet it? What? Say congrats? Yeah, let's tweet Khloe. What are you going to tweet it?

Congrats, you're the second most searched celebrity in New Zealand in 2018. Yeah, she'll love it. I'm sure she'll put it straight on her feed. Probably not, hey? Yeah. What about news events? Ah. What were the biggest things happening? It's always hard to remember stuff

from earlier in the year. What has happened this year? What about the Thai cave rescue? Oh. That came in at number four. Yes. Number one though, the census, New Zealand. Oh, yeah. Came in at number one for the most Googled news event. Yeah, okay. This year. Yeah. Let's get to the bread and butter, though.

The overall top Googled things in New Zealand this year. What was in at number one? Richie McCaw nodes. Nah, that was number three, actually. Those were all me. That's creepy. Just a daily search. No.

Excuse me. What? No, don a daily search. No. Excuse me. What? No, don't worry. I'm not going to defend that. I'm not going to defend that. Mine's Jeremy Wells, which he comes in at number four. So you and I have been busy on the Google. Is he the fourth most searched thing?

No. No, I was joking. That's just on my top Google searches. The most searched thing in New Zealand is in 2018. I can give you a drum roll for this. The World Cup. Football World Cup. Yeah.

Boring. God. People like soccer here. Guess what? What? We've got breaking food news. This is Breaking News. Now, I use breaking semi-loosely today because I believe

Fletch, Vaughan and Megan carried the headlines for this story. I thought our show was the leading show for Breaking Food News. Yeah, we are. But think of us like News Hub at six. Right. And think of Fletch, Vaughan and Megan as like the AM show. Right. So we tag team the day. We work together. Yeah, they drum up the story, then we go Hub at six. Right. And think of Fletch Warner-Megan as like the AM show. Right. So we tag team the day.

We work together. Yeah, they drum up the story, then we go and investigate it. Right. Breaking food news, KFC USA has released its Christmas treat. It's not a meal this year. It's a KFC-centred fire log. Wait, wait. Wait a minute.

Are you telling me this is wood that you put on your fire and it'll then smell like KFC chicken? It's 100% what I'm saying. Because you've got to remember in the US at the moment, it is the middle of winter. And if you are lucky enough to have like an open fire or maybe you have like a brazier in the backyard, these logs come, they burn for about three hours.

And when they're incinerated, they release the smell of KFC's 11 herbs and spices. My godfather. You know last year when KFC released just before Christmas the KFC scented candle? Yes. I went on a hunt to buy one of those. Did you? Yeah. Just personally. I ended up buying one off the internet from this random guy for $160.

$160? Did it smell anything like KFC? It just smelled like grease, to be honest. From the feedback I'm reading online, these logs are legit. Because there's a lot of oil involved with the candle, whereas if you can just get herbs into a log. Interestingly, too, the logs are made from 100% recycled materials. Really?

Maybe it's like all the chicken bones and stuff that they scrape off people's plates at KFC. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. So you're saying it's environmentally friendly. Yeah. And it smells like KFC. And it smells like KFC. And it smells like KFC.

Take my money now. It's only $19. What? Yeah. How do we get it? You know what it is? Well, you can't. It's in the States and it's sold out.

That's what they told me about the candle. Yeah, you could go on a hunt for it. The thing is, it is just the most genius marketing ploy of all time because what's going to happen? You're going to put the KFC log on, everything's going to smell like KFC, and then what are you going to want to do? Eat.

Go and buy some KFC. It is pure, unadulterated, Colonel Sanders, trademark registered genius, and it is also Breeinclint's Breaking Food News. This is Breaking News. Are you hungry? Yeah. Oh, it's nearly 4.20.

Go have a Zinger burger, actually. It's coming towards the end of 2018, and something that we all do at the end of a year is we reminisce on the year that was. Ah, don't we just. What have you accomplished this year? Have you achieved your goals? Here's a pro tip.

Never reflect on what your New Year's resolutions were unless you want to be disappointed in yourself. You know? Well, I feel like I'm going to make everyone feel a little bit better about their year by reminiscing on one of my best mates, Alan Zier. He features, has featured on our show a few times. Now, this is Big Gay Alan from Australia

Big Gay Al. He's on the phone right now. Hi Alan Hello guys, how are we? What am I in for today? Alan, I feel like something I'd like to do with you right now and the people listening, obviously they might remember Alan from when he used my face soap

to wash his genitals You might remember Alan from when he taught us that you could Tinder on a desktop computer. Yes. Rapid Tinder. We're talking about that Alan. So to make everyone else feel better, Alan, we're about to reminisce on your year 2018

by looking at your Facebook status. Alan Shepard. I just want you to sit there and listen to some of your Facebook statuses that have occurred this year and then I want you to comment at the end of it. January 7th, Alan writes, Tinder notification,

you've received over a thousand likes since joining Tinder. Wow. Me equals still so single. February 14th, girl at a cafe, who's your valentine? Me, Tinder. There seems to be a running theme here. There does seem to be a little bit of a theme here, yeah.

March the 3rd, Tinder in Sydney on Mardi Gras weekend equals practically a meat market. Oh, Alan. Alan, come on, man. My life is a mess. My life is a mess. June 9th. June the 9th, Alan writes. Just to clarify, I don't subscribe to Tinder Plus.

The end. I know that that's a lie. I know that's a lie because when you were at Bree's house and you were tindering on her TV, multi-platform Tinder expert, Ellen Shepard, you upgraded to Tinder Plus so that we could go back. I took a next level, Tinder Gold. That was an expensive exercise that night.

I've got a status for that too. July 14th. Can someone from the party last night please explain how I subscribed to Tinder Gold? Oh, I can. Hashtag rest in peace credit card. Yeah, I can. You wanted to swipe backwards, so you upgraded and then found out that you can't swipe backwards. That's right. And then you purchased Tinder Gold. That was great.

One of my favourite statuses, though, from Allard Shepard of this year was when you wrote this. Today, my parents celebrated 30 years of marriage. Meanwhile, I got a notification saying I've been an active member on Tinder for 24 months. Who's the real winner in love? So the real question that I want to ask to you, Alan Shepard, at the end of 2018, going on that journey of Tinder. 24 months.

24 months. 24 months. Upgraded to gold. Tendering on every device possible. Desktop, TV, phone. Have you found love? No, but I haven't contracted an STI. So that's a plus for me. Big Gay Al, we love you and we want to get in contact to say Merry Christmas mate

bring on 2019 Al can you guys do me a favour use your power of national radio because I have just described a Tinder Plus one more time in the past two days

because I'm just about to travel and I want to organise some dates bring it down stop using it no no no I'm with Alan extend

I don't know how far the radius goes extend it to New Zealand Alan I know you're in Australia. Extend it to New Zealand. And just very quickly before Bree cuts you off, tell us what your Instagram handle is. AlanShepard92.

Go to his profile. There he is. That is enough. Merry Christmas. If you felt bad about your dating life, there's always Alan. One of my favourite things we've done on the show this year is Birthday Banger.

This one. A is my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's Birthday Banger. And because this is our last show, we're feeling very reflective, very ponderous,

very looky-backy. It's probably one of the most integral parts of the show. What I thought we would do... It's the heart. It is the beating heart of the show, Clint. That's what it is. Now carry on. It is the beating heart of the show, Clint. That's what it is.

Carry on. It is the thing that pumps the blood through the brain, Clint Show, to ultimately fuel this machine. Yep. That's it. Oh, that's it. Cool. It's all we've got, to be honest.

So I thought what would be fun, well, what we thought would be fun to do today is look back at our favourite birthday bangers from the year. We've had some ripping bangers, haven't we? There's a reason, though. Because we can't risk going out on a dud birthday banger to end the year, we thought let's pick our five favourites each

and then put it out to you guys. You vote and we will replay the people's favourite birthday banger of the year. I think that's smart. And it's interesting because we literally had been given a list by producer Ben of every single birthday banger that's been played on our show. And we're going to do the top ten.

You can do yours first. Okay, so we've taken our five top songs each. We could have some crossover, which I think we will. Here's one of my favourite birthday bangers from the year. Cher. She was in the country. This was huge. This was massive. Huge. Cool. Yeah. Turn Back Time.

Another one. Give me another one. What about this absolute juggernaut of a birthday banger? Arguably the greatest New Zealand pop song of all time. I'm not even Kiwi, obviously, and that song there. When we played it on Birthday Banger, was that the first time you'd heard it? No, I'd heard it a few times on Nights Out and I fell in love with it instantly. Okay, hit me with another one.

We all can't forget this moment on Birthday Banger. Now this is one of the Birthday Bangers that got pulled halfway through. There's only a couple of them, but this and Celine Dion got pulled off before they were able to play in full. Which I'm not happy about, hence why it's in my top five moments for birthday banger this year. That's three, you've got two more. We can't forget this one. The first Whitney song.

The first Whitney song we ever played in Birthday Banger. And it got played in full. It did. Okay, you've got one more. And I don't regret picking this as, if not the best Birthday Banger moment of the entire show, this song right here. It almost didn't happen.

We had to fight tooth and nail physically against Ross Boss to make this song play out on air. And it was so special. I had bruises after we played this. Mate, I had to go get my neck checked. Okay, that's your top five. You want to hear my top five? I'd love to hear your top five. Okay, and my top five was when we played this. Mate, I had to go get my neck checked. Okay, that's your top five. You want to hear my top five? I'd love to hear your top five. Okay, in my top five was when we played this song.

Specially sanctioned by the CEO of the company too, who was a little bit lit at the time. And we said to him, hey, Bogsy, can we play this song? And he goes, yeah, rip into it. Also in my top five. And I hadn't seen your top five, okay? I don't know what you had in there. This was already in my top five.

This is blind. I've said it before, I'll say it again. This is one of the greatest New Zealand pop songs ever made. I'm obsessed with it. In my top five as well is the first time we got to play Michael Jackson. Oh. This was in my top ten. There's a little bit of crossover between us as well because I chose this. But then I also chose this.

What you have there is not 10 songs, but you have our definitive list of what we love the most in Birthday Banger this year. Now we put it to you, New Zealand. Which of these songs do you want to hear as the last Birthday Banger of the year? It's your vote, New Zealand. Which of these songs do you want to hear as the last birthday banger of the year? It's your vote, New Zealand. So what have we got? We have got Whitney Houston, Dance With Somebody.

We've got Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You. We've got Michael Jackson, Black or White. We've got Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus. We've got Poor Year from the Party of Mouldy Club. And we've got Turn Back Time, Cher. And we've got Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go. Those are your options. Okay? Text us.

9696 We're going to play some ads. We're going to play a song. And then when we come back we will play the biggest birthday banger of the year. If you can't text, you can call as well and put in your vote. Okay, let's do it. Let's find out what the greatest birthday banger of 2018 is.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. The favourite segment on the show, I would say. I think it is. Well, judging by the amount of messages we've just received on this, I don't think we've ever done anything this big. It has been overwhelming on the text machine.

I've been frantically trying to count your votes. We've picked out our top 10. Well, I picked a top 5, you picked a top 5. We had a lot of crossover. Yeah, we've actually ended up with like a top 7, I think. About a top 7, yeah. Do you want some honourable mentions? Yeah, I'd love some honourable mentions. These ones haven't won, but honourable mention

for Cher. I wouldn't have been disappointed if this was our winner. Not at all. A lot of votes came in for Cher. Yeah. Turn Back Time. Also, a country song,

Achy Breaky Heart. A lot of votes coming in for Billy Ray Cyrus. And also, this had a lot of votes too. I've got the wrong thing there, so I've just got to go. Wake me up before you go, go. Don't leave me hanging on. A lot of people loving Wham.

Oh, hang on, hang on. That's an honourable mention. Okay, very good. But they haven't taken it out. This year for the top birthday banger. Yep. We've got a top two. It's come down to two songs.

It's come down to two. This is the first one. Wake me up before you go. If I should stay. What a moment in birthday banger this year. Whitney Houston. I would only be in. The first top two.

It's up against the other heavy hitter. Arguably the greatest New Zealand pop song of all time. There can only be one though. They are the top two voted for songs by you for Birthday Banger this year. Tell me the name of the person we are going to to announce the winner of the greatest birthday banger of the year. All right, so people have called up to vote, and we're going to go to a person on the phones to announce the winner and what song they have voted for. Let's go to Richard. Kia ora, Richard.

Kia ora, guys. How are you going? Very well. No pressure, my friend, but I'm going to get a drumroll ready for you because this is a big moment, okay? You're going to end the year of birthday banger. You have the winning song in your hand slash in mind kind of thing.

Please. When you're ready, Richard, after the drum roll, tell us what song has won Birthday Banger of the Year. Oh, yeah! Yeah! It had to be. One last time, New Zealand.

Get it in ya. ZM, Bree and Clint. That is the winner of Birthday Banger for 2018, just edging out Whitney Houston. Brie even came to work today in a Whitney Houston t-shirt. I thought it was Whitney's day. I think it's a great result. I'm taking nothing away from it.

I'm happy that the right song won. You've got a theory on why this song didn't beat Poirier though. I'm stoked with what came out as the top song. But I think if you look at the text machine, people got confused because there was two Whitney songs. So the votes between Whitney were split. It was a classic Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton situation. Split the vote.

Yep. I mean, you know, that's what happened, I think. That's exactly what happened. It's okay. We played a fantastic song. What a tune. To finish Birthday Banger. And we're very happy to announce

Birthday Banger will be returning in 2019. Bigger and better than ever. And banger. I don't know. No way. I don't think I'll be. Bree and Clint on ZM. Let's do this.

Bree and Clint, Santa's little helpers. Thanks to Joblist, the place for Kiwis to get stuff done. This has been fun this week because everyone is so busy leading up to Christmas and you need jobs done beforehand. That's why joblist.co.nz exists. You can list your chores, your jobs, whatever you need done up there and they can find someone to do it for you.

And you put up the price, right? Yes, that's how it works. Yeah. What do you want done though on our $800.00 ZM? If it's our favourite job, we'll get it done by job list and we'll also give you

a $300.00 Prezi card for Christmas, Christine. Hi, Christine. Hi. What do you need done? Okay, so I need a stump removed. A stump? Removed from my garden.

This is actually so much fun. I've watched my dad remove one before. You need an extractor. Yeah, so so much fun. I've watched my dad remove one before. You need a tractor. Yeah, so we've got family coming over for Christmas Eve and it's just right where I put the outdoor furniture and I want to put it there, but there's just this big stump.

Gotcha. Are you in a suburban area, like a normal housing area? Yes. I don't think we'll be using a tractor, Bree. Right. Just me then. This is not an apple farm in country Queensland.

Where are you, Christine? In Auckland. In suburban Auckland. So we'll be using a stump grinder, maybe? There's no way of getting a tractor in. I tried to thaw it, but it just, yeah, that doesn't work. You tried to thaw it? Well, to get it down to like the ground level to try and like.

Have you tried pouring petrol on it and sending it on fire? I was tempted. No, don't recommend doing that, Christine. Christine has one of our jobs. Let's see what Meredith needs doing. Merry Christmas Meredith. Merry Christmas guys. How's it going? Good. How are you, Meredith? Yeah, I'm not too bad, thanks.

What do you need done before Christmas? Okay, well, this happens every day. I'm up in the night to go to the bathroom. There's stuff under my Yeah, what do you need done before Christmas? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your house is full of rabbit poo. Oh, we vacuum like twice a bloody hour, mate. Oh, my God. So I'm thinking you need like vacuuming, you need like carpet cleaning done as well.

I'm saving for a Dyson cyclone at the moment. Oh, girl, you will not be disappointed. Okay. 300 bucks would go well. It would go a long way towards that. Well, it'd go probably one third of the way Some poo needs cleaning up Last one is Chantel

Hi Chantel Hi Merry Christmas What do you need done around the house before Christmas? Well I need nail polish Lipstick and pen Cleaned off all the walls in my kitchen And my hallway What happened Chantel? Well I've had sick kids home for two days and pen cleaned off all the walls in my kitchen and my hallway. Oh, no.

What happened, Chantel? Well, I've had sick kids home for two days, so. That's what happened. Yes, don't blink. I was like, it's either going to be kids or drunk flatmates getting ready for town, but you've gone with kids. Okay, we need you to wait there. We've got a stump to remove, we've got poo to collect,

and we've got nail polish to remove. They're all removals. Before we give one of them the job done by Joblist, thanks to Joblist and a $300 Prezi card, we also need to mention that they all get free fuel today. Oh, yeah, thanks to mobile fill-up Friday, we'll make sure you all get fuel, so please don't hang up. So that's amazing.

What do you want done? The rabbit one is very cute. The stump one is very annoying. And the nail polish one, there's kids involved, $300 for Christmas could be very cute. The stump one is very annoying and the nail polish one, there's kids involved, $300 for Christmas, could be very good. I feel like I'm just like

emotionally attached to the stump one. Because I have memories of doing that with my dad. Yeah. But I don't know, what are you feeling? Because that's an actual job that you need like a professional to come in and do. You do.

You do. As annoying as it is, Meredith could clean up her own poo and Chantel could clean up the nail polish. It would be annoying. It would be. Christine, we're going to get your stump pulled out, okay? I'm so excited. Thank you so much.

We're also going to give you a $300 Prissy card for Christmas. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Merry Christmas, guys. Like we said, the others, please don't hang up. We have mobile fuel for you guys because it is Christmas and we need to give away everything before we go away. If you need a job done, joblist.co.nz

they can get that done for you. Big thanks to those guys this week as well. They're doing great things and Merry Christmas to everyone. Bree and Clint on ZM. We need to do something special. And that's why we're doing this. Tattoo this Tattoo Man

Tattoo Man Tattoo Man I just got a tattoo with my nan We're going to tattoo somebody and their nan together Ariana Grande did it over the weekend So we thought, hell, why don't we do it as well?

It's a special thing And apparently it's becoming more and more popular. Yeah, we were talking to our tattoo artist, Connor, from College Hill Tattoo, and he said he's done a few grandparent, grandchild tattoos this year. Yeah. So we're on trend, guys. Welcome to the studio, Michelle and her Omar.

Hi, guys. Hello. Hi. G'day. Omar, you've made the big trip from Potatiru to Auckland for this. Yes. I'm looking at Michelle. she's not new to tattoos you've got a few already

don't you how many I've got eight right shit how many did you think she had or how many can you see there's a few

three four are you worried about the ones you can't see? I used the washer there anyway. She's got... You are quite the character, I'm finding out, Omar. Michelle has eight.

How many have you got, Omar? What? Tattoos. Tattoos. None. None? No tattoos. My darling husband didn't like it, so...

Oh, okay. And that's part of the reason you guys are doing this, right? We're doing a tribute to your husband. Why didn't she? Oh. Why didn't she? Oh, no. She's going to stitch me up.

Are you going to? What, you're going to make Michelle go first, Omar? Of course. Oh, you're not going to bail out on her, are you? You never know. Okay. How nervous are you guys? I mean, you've done this before, Michelle.

I'm not that nervous, but I'm a bit nervous for Uma. Yeah. Can you tell her what she's in for? A lot of pain, eh? No. Nah. On a scale of one to ten, Michelle, how much do you think getting a tattoo hurts?

If it's on your back, I'd say maybe like a two or three. Oh. Oh, yeah. You're fine. Is that where we're going, Uma? We're's on your back, I'd say maybe like a two or three. Oh. Oh, yeah. You're fine. Is that where we're going, Omar? We're going on the back? I'm definitely not going on the front. Well, it's quite cool at the moment to get it on your face.

What about a neck tattoo? Do you know Post Malone? No. No? No. So, Omar, if you end up getting one, it's going to be on the back. What about you, Michelle? Where have you decided?

It's my arm. On your arm. Do it on your arm. Okay. Very cool. This is your last chance to bail out, by the way. If anybody wants to run for the hills, now's the time. How fast are you, Omar?

And do you need a ride back to the Potatadu? Yes, please. No, I think we're all in right. Guys, I think we're going to do this. Yeah. You go first. I'll go you go first and then I make up my mind okay I like it keep a bargaining chip up your sleeve she's holding her line Clint

I wouldn't mess with Omar she's too old for the mess with me she's been through too much okay I love this this is very cool Michelle you're up first yeah okay you jump in the chair go and see Connor we'll be back soon and we'll check in with Too much. Okay. I love this. This is very cool. Michelle, you're up first, yeah? Yeah. Okay.

You jump in the chair. Go and see Connor. We'll be back soon and we'll check in with how our tattoo. It's not going to take long. No, it's not. I don't think it's going to take long at all. It's quite a small tattoo. Yep.

But we'll check in back with Michelle and Omar very soon. If you want to see, it's all going up to our Instagram story as it happens as well. Brie and Clint, you can search it out. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's time to tattoo. Tattoo. Man. Tattoo.

Man. I just got a tattoo with my man. It's one of our worst jingles, but one of our best ideas, I think. We have two people in the studio, Michelle and Omar, and they're about to get a tattoo just like Ariana Grande did with her grandma. Yeah, it's nice. But you get nervous before a tattoo. You do. And I think rightly so. Omar, you've

thrown Michelle into the chair first, right? Of course I do. I'm more experienced than she is. She's got eight. Yeah, she's got eight of them. Which Omar didn't know about. What do you think about Michelle's tattoos, Omar? Well, it's up to her, isn't it?

Oh, come on. Do you like them? Not really. This is one of my favourite things. We said to Michelle, where are you going to get your tattoo? She just looked at it and pointed it at me. She goes, oh, this bit will do. Well, you hadn't even pre-thought about it.

I love it. Very cool. And the other one is we said, when was your most recent tattoo? When did you get your last tattoo, Michelle even pre-thought about it. I love it. Very cool. And the other one is, we said, when was your most recent tattoo? When did you get your last tattoo, Michelle? Two, three weeks ago.

There you go. So you're not new to this at all. Connor from College Hill is readying the tattoo gun at the moment. Yeah. He's just placed it on her arm. I think they're just discussing

if she's happy with that placement. Are you, Michelle? Yeah. Omar, are you happy with that placement? Is that a good spot? What's up to her?

You should get matching. You should get matching placement, Omar. Oh, yeah. Would you get yours on your arm? Nah, she's not about the arm. She's been very cagey too. You haven't confirmed for us whether you're going to be getting the same tattoo and you haven't even confirmed for us whether you're going to go through with it,

have you? Are you going to throw your granddaughter, Michelle, have you? Are you going to throw your granddaughter Michelle into it? She's about to get tattooed. She already gave me enough headache to come to Auckland. I hate coming to Auckland. No one likes coming to Auckland.

She's been dragged to Auckland against her will. Okay. Michelle, we don't know if they're going to match. We don't even know if she's going to go through with it, but can you tell us what you're getting tattooed? I'm getting Opa tattooed on my wrist. Beautiful. Oh, it's a tribute to your granddad, which is really nice. Connor from College Hill.

How close are we to being able to... We're just about to start. We're just about to start. Okay, I'm excited for this. When you're ready. So apparently if Omar, if you don't go through with it, Clint is going to step up. Hang on.

And he's having one. Yes. I don't want one either. Which he will. Omar, just to let you know, if Clint has to step up and get one, his wife Lucy will divorce him. Oh, wow. Well, that's what my husband said, the same thing.

Yeah. That's not the deal, by the way. Oh, is that not the deal? Hell no, that's not. I don't want. Connor, Connor, take the heat off me, mate. When you're ready,

let's ink some people, yeah. Oh, yep, now it's happening. Yeah. We just want to stick with you, Michelle, just to hear. I mean, if you can. How are you with the pain, Michelle?

You've had a few. I'm all right. Where was the worst? Probably my ribs. Oh. Yeah. Oh, there it is. Oh.

Have we made contact with the skin? Yep. Yep. It's on. Omar, what are you thinking? Doesn't hurt, Omar. Yeah, pretend, Michelle. Believe it or not, hey. Omar says, I'm not buying your BS, Omar. Yeah, pretend, Michelle. Believe it or not, hey.

Omar says, I'm not buying your BS, Michelle. Okay, Ellie, are we live on our Instagram at the moment? No, we're not. We're uploading, though. If you want to see what's happening, you can go and check it out. We'll come and check back with Michelle in a second and find out if Omar is going into the chair as well to get a tattoo. Will she go through with it?

I used to keep you in suspense, hey? Brie and Clint on ZM. Welcome back to Brie and Clint's tattoo studio, our tattoo parlour. We have just inked up our first ever customer. Michelle, you have your tattoo done. Well done. Yes, thank you.

Did it hurt, Michelle? No, it didn't. Are you just saying that so that your oma will go through with hers? No, no, I'm not. I'm 100% it didn't hurt. You've come in with your grandmother, your oma, to get matching tattoos like Ariana Grande and her nonna. There's one tattoo down.

Michelle's finished. Oma, you've put us in suspense. You're not even looking at us. You're not even looking at us. You're not even looking at us. Yeah. Oh, there she is. We would really love to know. And there's no pressure here.

Obviously, there's no pressure. I mean, don't forget about the fact your granddaughter has gone through with it very bravely. I mean, a beautiful thing that your granddaughter's just done. Yeah. Yes. Can we, I mean, I'll play a little drum roll for you, but can we find out what your decision is? Will you be getting... No.

The same tattoo? No. Oh, she's pulling out. Oh, are you really pulling out? What are you doing? Now, I said no pressure. No pressure. Now, let me gently exert a little bit of encouragement.

Do it. Why? Because it'll be cool. Where are yours? I don't have any. There you are. Neither do I. Omar, if I get one, will you get one?

Come on, Omar. No, we said no pressure. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about the initials? It's one less letter. No jiggers. What about the initials? It's one less letter. I think we should go to a song. No, I think we've been royally stitched up.

I think Michelle has been tricked into a tattoo. No, I think very well played. Well, when you think how much trouble it was to come all the way to Auckland. Yeah. Hey, that was bad enough. So you're not going to leave without a tattoo? No. Why not?

What? Hey, why putting one on if nobody ever will see it? Why are you playing good cop and bad cop? I can't tell. I'm so confused. I can't tell what you're going to do. No, no, you've got us. And I think you might be working for a rival radio station here.

We've been all week promoting that we're going to tattoo a grandmother. And now you've come in here and said no. I think it's great. Nobody, I mean, love you, Michelle, but no one would tune in to hear a 20-year-old get a tattoo. Are you devastated? You've just got a tattoo No I'm fine She told me it was

fine, it was up to me It is up to you, it is absolutely up to you And I'm not 100% happy with it and unless I'm 100% happy I will not do it Can I do a deal with you? We don't do it, we're not going to do it If over Christmas you change your mind and you want to do it,

would you call us? We'll make sure we get Connor from College Hill back. We'll make sure it's for free and you'll do it with us. You'll do that? Yeah, that's a deal. Okay. You do the ringing, eh? Mate, it's like, you know when they say,

I'll call you, don't call me? Omar's never calling us. Yeah, we just got stitched up. No, I didn't know. I don't know. I didn't know. I don't know your... Phone number? I don't even have a radio at home.

This is the final chat roulette for the year. Yes. Although, do we want to bring this back next year? No. It's been very... I hope this game dies with 2018. It's been very damaging to some close personal relationships in my life. I don't know about you.

We can't call, like, a lot of people now. Your family have found out some pretty intimate details about your love life as well. Yeah, I know. Great. We called my dad. You told him about my Tinder stories. Okay, cool. Let's keep the game.

We'll keep the game. No, let's not keep the game. You also called my auntie's ex-boyfriend that cheated on her. We called my dad. You told him about my Tinder stories. Okay, cool. Let's keep the game. We'll keep the game. No, let's not keep the game. You also called my auntie's ex-boyfriend that cheated on her. Peter the Cheater? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who else have we called? I called your old co-hosts.

Sharon. All of them. Guy. Yeah, Tammy. Jesus, yeah. I've called a lot of people from MediaWorks. This is the last one for the year and you've got my phone. Yes.

So when you're ready, have at me. Come at me. Or as you would say, run at me. You know who I've really wanted to talk to? Who? This whole time I've known you. Yeah. Never met her, never spoken to her.

Jeremy Wells. I don't... Oh, who? Yeah, that's definitely... Who's the woman? Your mum. Oh. You could call your mum.

She's in there. Okay, well, that's not funny. Bree's mum loves your mum. She's in there. Okay, well, that's not funny. Bree's mum loves texting me. She's a teacher, so she should be half pissed by now. Hello? Hi, is that Colleen? Yes. Hi, Colleen.

It's Bree here. How are you? Hi, Bree. Thank you. Why do you sound so disappointed, Colleen? What are you doing with my phone, Colleen? Colleen, we play a game on our show where once a week I get to call someone from his phone and he gets to call someone from my phone.

And I thought, what a lovely way to round out the year to call you Clinton Roberts' mother. That's fantastic. Normally, Colleen, we get the person that we call to share a story about each other. That's a bit risque, but I'm not going to do that today. I just thought I'd call to let you know that you've raised a lovely son. You've done a very good job. No, wait for it. There's something coming here.

No, there's nothing. No, there'll be a... And have a merry, merry Christmas. No. Thank you, Bree. Those are beautiful things that you just did. And one last thing, just between you and I, who is your favourite child? We want to put it to rest.

Clint claims it's him. I said no. You see, I'm safe now because I have a granddaughter. So she's the apple of my eye. Wait, you choose her over me? You choose her over me? We need to go, Colleen. What has she ever done for you?

That's quite upset. What has she given you for Christmas? Have a lovely Christmas, Colleen. What a crock of We need to go, Colleen. What has she ever done for you? That's quite upset. What did she give you for Christmas? Have a lovely Christmas, Colleen. What a crock of shit. See you, Colleen. Bye. Well, I tell you what, I know he's getting coal for Christmas. Speaking of questionable behaviour,

the next topic is questionable behaviour. And I'll just put a little warning out there. It is of the sexual nature. Okay. Now this comes from a hot topic I heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan talking about yesterday. Very funny conversation. It was, what's probably not going to make the family newsletter this Christmas? Okay. Like what dodgy goings on when in your family this year? I mean, let's be real. Who's got a family newsletter? Quite a few people still. It's normally run by the grandma and the granddad if they're a little bit Microsoft

Word savvy. They love a family wide email. Bit of comic sons. My favourite message they got and what I'd like us to discuss is this one here. Now remember my warning from before. Our Christmas newsletter won't include the fact that my brother got my dad's partner's

daughter pregnant. So like stepsister situation. Yeah, okay, leave that out. Yeah, oopsie daisy. Let's break that down together, Fano.

Was her name Daisy? My, whoopsie daisy. Oopsie daisy. My brother got my dad's, so my brother got my dad, so his dad's,

partners, so his new girlfriend's daughter, pregnant. So stepsister. Stepsister, stepbrother. I'm just checking there's no blood. Yes. No, not blood related. Because you can, is a stepsister and a half-brother a different thing? Stepsister, yes, because then you're half related. Okay, cool. Just checking.

Well, I don't know. I don't know. You haven't done this before. No, I haven't. Okay, so we're talking step. There was... On the spectrum Yes. of what's okay, where does getting your stepsister pregnant fall? Well, you've got

your cousins and then you've got your first cousins and then you've got your first cousins and then you've got your second cousins. Yeah. It was a mean girl reference. I thought you'd get it, but. Oh, okay. Well, technically they're not.

Do it again, do it again. Well, you've got your cousins and then you've got your first cousins and they hooked up, like, you know, first cousins fine. You go, Glen Coco. You tried. I tried really hard. cousins and they hooked up like you know first cousins fine you go glenn coco you tried i tried really um is it seriously though they're not blood related no they're not but i mean it does make for awkward i mean he got it pregnant didn't he you know what what what makes all the difference what

how long you've been stepbrother and sister yeah Yeah, that does make a lot of difference. Like if it's been 10 years. Did you grow up together? Like they got together when you were six and then you hook up when you're 22. That makes it strange. That makes it strange. And we don't know the criteria involved with that one. We don't know the ins and outs of it.

Whereas if they get together, they're both 25 and they hook up after six months. I mean, that's just someone you've met six months ago. It's still weird to me. It is a little bit. Because meeting the parents is not going to take that long. Not exactly the same situation, but I went to school with this girl. I was friends with her.

Her last name, she's not in New Zealand, I can say it. Her last name was Wilmot and I came from a small country town, like 10,000 people I'm talking. There was another guy in our grade with the last name Wilmot. Yeah. They got together and we all went, wait a minute, you both have the exact same last name. And it's not a very common last name.

Are you sure you're not related? Did they have any similarities? Did they both have big noses or anything? I mean, they didn't look alike. Anyway, they dated for about two weeks. This is a true story. Only in country Queensland. Turns out they were

second cousins. What the fuck? No, that is no BS. Were they publicly dating? Yes. Like walking around school holding hands? Yes. They were hooking up at lunchtime, mate.

Who knows? Oh, God. Shortland Street historians will remember when Rangi and Donna got it on in the back of the ambulance before finding out that they were either cousins or half-brother and sister. Oh, what would you rather? Oh, Jesus. What a horrible couple of choices.

Well, I mean, that's what a would you rather. Would you rather accidentally hook up with your half-brother or sister or your cousin? Cousin. Cousin every time. Cousin. Every time because cousins are hot. No.

Cousins are forbidden fruit. Cousin. Cousin. Every time. Cousin. Every time. Because cousins are hot. No. Cousins are forbidden fruit. Cousins. The heart wants what the heart wants. Delicious. Here's a needle in the haystack to end the year. I don't think it's going to be. You don't think it's going to be? I don't think so.

0800 dial ZM. Have you hooked up with a stepbrother or sister? Or a cousin. No cousins. Dodgy old topic to finish the year for us. This is our last show, and we're going out with a bang. Excuse the pun. This conversation has stuck with me ever since it went to air

with Fletchbourne and Megan yesterday. Our Christmas newsletter won't include the fact that my brother got my dad's partner's daughter pregnant. So like stepsister situation. Yeah, okay, leave that out. Yeah, oopsie daisy. Stepbrother, stepsister, stepbaby. Yeah, what does that mean? Does it mean that the...

They're not blood related. No, they're not blood related. So it's, you know, not illegal. No, and they're steps. So there's still two sets of grandparents involved. Yes. So... Oh, it's hard to wrap your head around, though.

So maybe it's all good. You know, maybe we're sweet as. We've asked, and we're not sure if we're going to get anything off this. Have you hooked up with a stepbrother or stepsister? I mean, stepbrother, stepsister, fine. What about stepmum or stepdad? Okay, we're about to go to Emma on the phone, but before that, I want to read you this text. Okay, team.

It's a running joke, that's in quotations, a running joke that in my hubby's family, that he and his step-mum nearly hooked up about three years before she married his dad. They still make fun of this fact now. It's so weird. How would that even happen?

Well, you're out at a bar. So you're the guy and you're just grooving away. And this sexy older lady comes over and she's single too. You're like, that's a bit of me. And you nearly go there and she goes, I like this. I like the older model though. And then she ends up going for the father. I do like the classic model more than the new one.

Yeah, like cars, right? Vintage, often cooler than new. Still, it's a weird thing to joke about at Christmas, right? It all depends on the shape of the muffler. She's here with us. It all depends on how many miles on the clock. She's here with us to contribute to the conversation, have you hooked up with a stepbrother or stepsister?

Emma, good afternoon. Oh, no, Emma. Hi, guys. What have you got for us? Okay, so just to give it a bit of clarification, I used to talk to a guy in high school. Yes. We got kind of close,

and then I went to summer holiday at my grandparents'. The day my mother went to come pick me up, the guy I was talking to was in the car with her, and then I find out that he's my new stepbrother. Oh, no. So we stopped talking, like acted like we didn't know each other. And then a few weeks later, we did the deed, as you do. And yeah, so I lost my virginity to my stepbrother. Oh, my God.

Emma. Emma. Wowee. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Are you still together? No. Oh, God. No, no, no Okay. Okay. Are you still together?

No. God, no. No, no, no. Are your parents still together? No, but they've only just split recently. So you had to have this guy who you lost your V-plates to, who's your stepbrother, at Christmas for how many years after you guys did the deed? About three, four.

Oh, Emma. I need to ask, Emma. Did your mum ever find out? No. No, four. Oh, Emma. I need to ask, Emma. Did your mum ever find out? No, no, no. So there was a joke. It was one of my birthdays. We had to share a room and his father actually threw a condom into our room

thinking it was all shits and giggles but then we actually used it. Joke's on. Safety first. This is the way I wanted to end the year. Safety first. Emma, Emma, you're the the way I wanted to end the year. Safety first. Emma, Emma, you're the person we've been waiting all year to call. Should we call him now, Emma?

Joke's on him. We used it. Should we call him to see what he's up to? Oh, please, no, no. Emma, Merry Christmas. Don't get too pissed at family Christmas, okay? You never know what'll happen. No.

No. Brie and Clint on ZM. 2018, what a year it's been. Something that you and I probably come across a lot working in radio is weird stories from around the world. It's kind of our job to curate the best ones and tell you about them, right? There's a list that's been done about random stuff that's happened in 2018, and I thought I'd pull out a few of the bits and pieces

and we could just reminisce on a few. Cool, okay. So these are things you probably haven't heard this year, but these happened this year in our world, right? Cool. So the first one is, Parmesan cheese was the most shoplifted item in Italy. Oh.

Parmesan cheese is very expensive. It is expensive. Even here, it is very expensive. It is expensive. Even here, it's very expensive. Why is that? Because it's old? Oh, is it a good point? I think it's because it's old. It takes longer.

It's fancy. Parmesan cheese is wonderful, but it's not necessary. Yeah. So it's like a... It's a... What I'm saying... It's a... It's a...

It's a... Fine. It's a luxury. In an Italian family, it's a luxury. In an Italian family, it's a necessity. All I'm saying is if you're having cheese on toast, parmesan would be nice, but you can get away with a cheddar. You can have cheddar. What about that baked potato was a Kit Kat flavor in Japan?

Japanese people are up to some weird shit. I'm just going to come out and say it. They are. A lot of it's really good. Some of it's real weird. That's a weird one. Yeah.

They've got a lot of weird flavours though of Kit Kat. I think they make it a thing in Japan. They love that stuff. What about What was it? Baked potato.

Baked potato flavour. Police in Russia used snowballs to extinguish a house fire. Love it. That's awesome. Well done. How cool is that? Yeah. What about China? I actually remember this one.

China announced that it would build three artificial moons, eight times brighter than the real moon, to light cities. Oh, I don't know. That's not a good idea. Have you all seen the episode of The Simpsons? Terrifying, hey. When Mr Burns blocks out the sun? Yes. That sounds like the same kind of thing.

And then he has control over the planet pretty much. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Scary. What about the smell of- Have the Simpsons taught you nothing, China? Sorry. What about that the smell of Play-Doh was trademarked this year?

Oh. Interesting, eh? I love the smell of Play-Doh. Did your mum ever make you homemade Play-Doh? Yes. Does it smell the same? Kind of. I can't remember the smell of of Play-Doh. Did your mum ever make you homemade Play-Doh? Yes. Does it smell the same? Kind of. I can't remember the smell of homemade Play-Doh.

Kind of. Same kind of deal. It's amazing that you can trademark a smell. Isn't it? Yeah. I wonder if MacBook trademarked the new smell of a computer. Oh. I love that smell.

Or the smell of the inside of an iPhone box. Like an iPad or an iPhone. It's all the same. It smells delicious. I love that smell. What about Oprah Winfrey? Winfrey? Oprah Winfrey ruled out running for presidency.

Yeah. I've still got hopes. Oh, I've still got hopes she'll come back. She might. Her, Michelle Obama, or... Kanye. No, not Kanye. The Rock.

The Rock. I'd love to see The Rock. Yeah. Or, this is a weird one, and this is a strange idea. Yeah. A, not Kanye. The Rock. The Rock. I'd love to see The Rock. Or, this is a weird one and this is a strange idea, a highly qualified politician. Nah, that'll never happen. Nah, nah, nah, that's stupid. What about, speaking of politicians and the US President,

US President Donald Trump declared in a tweet that he had the absolute right to pardon himself for any crime. And that's not the worst Donald Trump news. Hey, mate, I could have told you a lot more about Trump, but we'll just leave it at that, shall we? What about how he had a sex tape? Huh? Yeah.

What? Yeah. Not with Kim Kardashian. No, isn't that what Stormy Daniels is about? Oh, look, I don't want to go back there. Oh, no, don't go back there. Yeah. Is that it?

Is that 2018? I've got more, but Do you want one more? Nah Nah Leave it at that Happy New Year And that As they say ladies and gentlemen

Is that For the whole year We're done-ski It's all over It's all over Are we coming back? Next year? The producers are in studio too.

Well, we're not coming back for a bit. We're going to go have a good few, four weeks off. About a month. Yeah, you're going to rehab for vaping. That's exactly what I'm definitely doing. Producer Ben, Producer Ali, hi guys. Hello. This is it.

This is it. You're officially free now. Yes. Yeah, we are. Thank goodness for that. It's been a hard five months months I'll tell you that for free I want to do that Really painful thing

That you do In shows like this And also in families Where we go around the show And I want to know Your favourite thing From 2018 Shugger knock first

Shugger knock first Oh Yeah can you go Do you want me to go first Oh producer Ben from Christchurch What if you take mine Yeah Yeah what are you going to say

No I'm just going to come out the gates and say Christchurch. Oh, how good's Christchurch? The whole of us just going to Christchurch. It was awesome. I was going to say Christchurch. I was going to say Christchurch. Cup and show. Oh, that was fun.

That was a great time. We're looking forward to getting back down there. Okay, Ellie, you're up. In terms of on-air moment, it'd have to be when you were fighting Ross Walsh out of the studio for Whitney Houston and Birthday Banger. It was so memorable. I loved it. That was a team effort.

Yeah. That was everyone in the team coming together to get Whitney played. Yeah. It was great. No, your turn. I got my least favorite. What's your least favorite? Getting a poo.

Oh, I knew you were going to say that. Ellie has put together a highlights video of everything that has happened, like the big moments on the show this year. And I'd forgotten about the poo. And then I saw it there again. Great shot. A great shot. It's horrific.

It is horrific. My least favorite? Crockweek. Oh, I know what my favorite is. Crockweek. I know what my favorite is when Clint got a perm. If you seriously, if you really want a bit more of this, Producer Ben has put together a special series of podcasts that will be released over summer. What have you got, like if you really want a bit more of this, Producer Ben has put together a special series of podcasts

that will be released over summer. What have you got, Ben? There's a bunch of special edition podcasts. So what are we talking? What special editions have you got? Like some sexy podcasts with all that sexy content. Like What's Better Than Sex? Yep, that's bang on.

Like When Did You Hook Up With Your Stepbrother? That was just done tonight. Yeah, cool. What else have we got? Yeah, a few special edition Just Birthday Banger podcasts. Yeah. Just What's the Plot. Is there a Just Garlic Bread podcast?

There'll be a food podcast. Nice. Okay, and when do those roll out? They'll be rolling out once a week, I think. Perfect. Okay. Other than that, have a fantastic Christmas, everybody. You're going to Australia, Bree.

Yes. You're going to Christchurch, Ben. Yep. I'm going to Rotorua. And Ellie, you're going to East everybody. You're going to Australia, Bree. Yes. You're going to Christchurch, Ben. Yep. I'm going to Rotorua. And Ellie, you're going to East Auckland. No, I'm going to East Auckland. We have got this whole southern hemisphere covered, everybody. It's covered.

Can I just say before we go, I really – Oh, no. Out of time. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry.

You crushed her there, right? Mate. You have absolutely crushed her. Mate. Say it. Say it. No, I don't. You absolutely crushed her. Say it. No, I don't want to say it now. Stuffies.

That's good because we're out of time. No, I just want to say thank you for everyone that's welcomed us into their homes, into their cars. We really appreciate it. It's not easy sometimes starting a new show, but we've been really overwhelmed with how lovely everyone has been, and I truly mean that. I really, really appreciate that.

I'll second that. Yeah. There you go. Have a great Christmas, everybody. See you next year. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.