ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 15th 2020

Episode Date: December 15, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Some admin, saw there was some static issues on the podcast yesterday. I've talked to producer Ben who has cleared it up. We're all good to go, aren't we? We're all clear. Everything's clear. Clear as, mate, yeah. Nice.

See, isolated the issue, took care of it. What a hero. No, Bree's making that static. No. No, we're not. That's not what it sounded like. Why. No, Bree's making that static. No. No, we're not. That's not what it sounded like. Why did it stop when you talked to him? No.

No, it's not stopping. Look, it's still going. What we really need to talk about is how I knew it was good to have faith in things after testing my cheap projector last night and it's turned out pretty bloody well so far. Look, I'm not going to speak too soon. Despite what Anastasia said. No, Anastasia was the only one who had faith.

I would like to consider myself the glass half full girl of the show. You guys were sceptical. No, I think you'll remember my official position was, I want it to be good. But you weren't hopeful. But, yes, that's my official position. Ben, you were quiet on the whole thing. I didn't mind.

I was like, I don't have any reason why I wouldn't. Anastasia did a hard 180 during the podcast intro. She was like, yes, you did. Your statement was like, look, it looks shit. It looks shit. It's going to be shit. No, I don't feel like she was like that. And then she flip-flopped.

She did. I feel like she was supportive the whole time. I was analysing the situation. And if you wanted to take that negatively, you can take that negatively. Which is why you will be getting free tickets to my movie, Outdoor Cinema. You'll be getting free tickets because you just realised you're not allowed to charge.

Because it requires a licensing fee. No, I've already figured it out. Can I please have a free $8 bag of Skittles, please? Yeah, I'm going to charge for food and popcorn and stuff. And you're not going to be allowed to bring in your own food. Can you get one of those little... You can get it carried on a tray and wear a little hat. Yeah, we'll hire Joel for that.

The movie mafia are going to come around and see this event. On a tray and wear a little hat and be like, well, take a break. Yeah, we'll hire Joel for that role. The movie mafia are going to come around and see this event and they're going to roll you. Who the hell is the movie mafia? You know, the people that go around there. You know the people who made that ad that goes, you wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. We don't have to sit through that horrible thing anymore.

Yeah, because they just show up to your house now. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. I'm glad the projector is good. Well. Our next issue. The first test has been good. I'm not saying it's the most amazing. We need to test it outside and then we'll make the decision.

Yeah, the first test was done in an incredibly controlled environment. It was indoors with the curtains closed at night. Do I hear still skeptibility? Do I hear that? I hear Nancy. It's not even a word. Skeptibility. I think I just made a word and that's you. Skeptibility.

The show should be called Brie and Negative Nancy. It's going to be good. The only issue we've found is that the New Zealand summer it doesn't get dark until About 9.30 at night Bloody daylight saving

So she's going to be a frigging late movie We can have a few drinks Yeah you just have a few drinks I'll get up and do a dance before Yeah that's good Can it be with scarves Can you do Can you do hot dogs

Let's do hot dogs And you do Can you do hot dogs Sorry can we go back to the snacks Let's do hot dogs Yeah And you do one of those things Where you put the hot dog Hot dog stand Yeah Can mine be a veggie dog

I'm going back to less meat No you get what you're given Okay And I'm going to import Chico rolls Oh brilliant I would love a chico roll Mate

I had this idea You're going to import You're going to import Chicken rolls At the height of COVID-19 No not chicken rolls Chico rolls Yeah Do-19. No, not chicken rolls. Chico. Do you think I've been saying chicken rolls?

No, I said Chico. Chico. I reckon you'd have to make your own. Do you reckon you can get them anywhere here? I think you can get them here. You don't know. Well, I've seen them at markets and stuff. Where?

Have you? Have you? Do you know where there's one with the sugar and the chocolate on them? No. That's a churro. Ah, you can get those. Yes! That was great. Ben, did you seriously think she was talking about churros? Oh, I don't know what anything is.

Here we go. Reddit. Chico roll in New Zealand. There's a whole Reddit thread on it. There's no way you can read it. I mean, I meant to be the positive one. It says here, I know it's a typical typically an Australian thing, but I was wondering if the positive one I know it's a typical typically an Australian thing but I was wondering if anyone knows if I can find this in New Zealand in particular

in Christchurch I owe a friend I owe a friend big time and it would make their day if I could find them maybe I'm the friend because it would make my day someone said never seen or heard about it, but whatever it is, it looks delicious.

Yeah. Yeah. It looks like a delicious spring roll. You know, I found out a fun fact about Chico rolls the other day. No chicken in it. Wow. Well, yeah. Now I've got no idea what they are.

I have no idea what's in it, but we wait till you guys taste one. There's a recipe on Eat 12. Homemade is not. What about my plan to make, does anyone back me on my plan to make espresso martini pavlova for Christmas? Yeah, there's a recipe for it. Yeah, but I've never made pavlova before. You've never made anything. That's a great point.

Anyway, I'm thinking that's what I do with my week off next week. I want to make a pavlova. It's going to take a great point. Anyway, I'm thinking that's what I do with my... If you've got your wife to do it, then I'm not sceptical. That's what I want to do with my week off next week. I want to make a pavlova. It's going to take a whole week. It might take a few iterations to get it right. It's not that hard. You've just got to really... With something like that, you've just got to be really careful.

And before every step, just think about it five times, how it's going to work, and don't overbeat anything and stuff. Okay. Well, to be honest, I found a recipe. The Thermomix can do it for me. Oh, do you that's not counted yeah yeah they're rich over there can you please leave me that how much is the thermomix that you guys own i don't know we got it for free oh not through me not through me because lucy used to work for a food magazine yeah that'd be awesome thermomixers are like two grand

That'd be my guess More than the projector that's for sure Both work very well though Both work very well Just as efficient It's not about the price tag ladies and gents It's not about the money Actually

We also forget about It's not about size too No it's always about size What about your tiny projector the money. Money, money. And we also forget about the price. Hurry up, we've got to finish this. It's not about size too. No, it's always about size. No, it is about size. What about your tiny projector? Anyway, we've got to go.

Bye. Have a good podcast everyone. Bye. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Hello everybody.

It's Brie and Clint. And we are feeling disgustingly Christmassy. I feel like I just want to spread Christmas cheer around like on a Saturday night when I've had a few too many drinks. You want to give everybody a bit of that cheer. Spread the love. Well, while we're in level one, you can

do that. I know. You can spread the love to your heart's content. You can share kebabs if you want. So long as you scan in. Or do you have to scan in with every person? Oh my god, that's how we beat COVID. That's a genius idea. We should all get a QR code tattooed Or do you have to scan in with every person? Oh, my God. That's how we beat COVID. That's a genius idea.

We should all get a QR code tattooed on ourselves. We should get it on our hand. Yeah. And then you just have to, like, press your hand up against someone else's hand. That's the future we're going towards. We should get it tattooed. Do you remember the show Dark Angel?

Yes. We should get it tattooed on the back of our neck like Dark Angel. Remember how Jessica Alba had a barcode on the back of her neck? That was cool. Or we get it tattooed on the top of our butt cheeks so we have to touch butt cheeks. Yep. And we just, you know, back each other's bums into each other.

Or we get it tattooed on our private parts. No, no, that's awkward if you see the boss. Well, you wouldn't scan in with the boss. Well, that's awkward. No. Well, why wouldn't you wouldn't scan in with the boss. Well, that's awkward. No. Well, why wouldn't you? You'd scan in with everyone. It's unprofessional.

Whereas if you're touching butt cheeks, you do that all the time when you use the work toilets. True. Actually, no, you've got a great point. Yeah, yeah. But we'll work on it. Jacinda, if you're listening, we'll work on that. For now, you just focus on the app, okay?

Oh, no. Nipples. That's it. You just put a little microchip in everyone's nipple. It'd have to be a very little microchip for me. Yeah, it'd have to be tiny. I'm looking at you, I'm thinking you could have a decent sized microchip. Looking at you, I think it's none of your business.

Today on the show. Hey, do you want to come and scan in? Yeah, come and scan. If you want to come in here, mate, you need to scan in, okay? Bring those nipples in here, Ross Boss. What do you think Ross is packing? Nipple-wise.

He'd have medium areolas. Mediums? Yeah, mediums. I'd say he'd have really well-proportioned. They halve in size when it's cold, though. All right. Today on the show, your chance to pull a cookie

off the Subway Christmas cookie tree. That's at five o'clock. That's definitely the name of that competition. Next up, we're going to talk about the travel bubble after Taylor Swift's new song. Not bursting it, but opening it. Opening it. Only if you scan in, though.

This dropped on Friday. It's called Willow. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. Lots of talk at the moment about a travel bubble. What I want to know is when can we go back to bloody Australia? I feel like this same conversation has been in the news for eight months. I think you're right.

Yeah. I think since the very beginning. The same headline. Yeah. It's been dangled in front of us for eight months. I just, I mean, I've got some new boardies, and I just want to know when I can take them to Wynne Wild. That's the main thing I need to know.

Yesterday there was an announcement on the travel bubble from the Prime Minister. She said... Cabinet has agreed in principle to establish a travel bubble with Australia, we anticipate, in the first quarter of 2021. I like how she said travel bubble. Principle, anticipate. So first quarter of 2021. I like how she said triple bubble. Principal anticipate. So not really any news.

Not really any news. She said they will make a call after New Year's, but that could be any time, hopefully by the end of March. I don't even read those articles anymore. This is what I wanted to ask. So as someone like you. Because it gets my hopes up. Yeah, who actually needs the, I'd love the triple bubble.

Trouble bubble. I'd love the triple bubble. Trouble bubble. I'd love the travel bubble to open. Because I've got some friends that I'd like to visit and I'd like my friends to come back over here and visit. But you actually need the bubble to open so you can go and see your family. Yeah. So where are you at with it? How do you feel about, talk about the travel bubble and things like that?

Yeah, I don't really buy into it anymore. I just am going to see what happens because when all this talk, unless it's actually happening, I don't really care about announcements like yesterday. No offence, Jacinda, but I just don't want to hear it anymore until there's a decision made or else it just gets your hopes up. Because I've got a nephew that's eight months old. I've never met him.

I've got parents. I've got a nephew that's eight months old. I've never met him. I've got parents. I've got brothers and sisters. All my family are back home and I miss them very much. But I also think there are a lot of people who are worse off than me and there's people who are worse off than them and as long as all my family are happy and healthy, then I just don't want to get my hopes up because i think we need to wait until it is the right time but i don't know when that is because

i mean australia have opened their borders up to all kiwis since when was it uh parts of australia for a few weeks now i think maybe even a month yeah this is with no quarantine type with no quarantine yeah yeah yeah it's so hard it is really hard because it's like okay well australia maybe even a month. Yeah. This is with no quarantine type thing. With no quarantine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so hard. It is really hard because it's like, okay, well, Australia have done it.

What, what's it going to take? Like, what's the decision being made around? I guess it's easy to open up to New Zealand because you know where we've all been. Like, we've just been here.

Yeah. The whole time. So they go, oh yeah, come on. You guys have got no COVID. But then Australia's at zero cases or close to as well. So it's incredibly hard and it's going to get harder around Christmas too

because people are just stuck in different places and no one's ever had a Christmas like this. I think it's also going to, people are going to get, eventually you're going to get more and more desperate. So you just have to kind of manage that as well. Yeah. And yeah, make the decisions, you know, based on facts. Yeah.

Yeah. But who knows what's going to happen? I mean, best case, best case, the Prime Minister makes a call just after New Year's and says, hey, it's going well, let's get this baby open. Yeah. Like, I had a million people message me the other day because the Prime Minister, the Premier of Queensland, Anastasia Palaszczuk, she opened the Queensland borders, which is where my family is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So all these people message me and they're like, quick, book your flights. Get in, mate. Yeah. And then I was trying to tell people, like my friends, to not do that because, one, there's all these different things you need to do

and it could cost you $4,000. Yeah. Like there's all these other things that you need to know before you do that. Yeah. And you never know what hotel you're going to get for quarantine on the way back. Could be mint. Could be average. And you don't get to choose. I don't think

I'm mentally stable enough to do two weeks in a hotel alone at the moment either. Oh, I am. You want a holiday? Yeah, I'm keen just to quarantine for the sake of it, to be honest. Free and Clint. Have you ever had a really brutal breakup? Like real

savage. Haven't you said before on this show, I've never been broken up with? Haven't you said that before? No, I wouldn't have said that. Are you sure? No, I wouldn't have said that. Have you been broken up with before? Yes, I have. You have? Well, I've been part of a mutual breakup before. No, that wouldn't have said that. Are you sure? No, I wouldn't have said that. Have you been broken up with before? Yes, I have. You have?

Well, I've been part of a mutual breakup before. No, that doesn't count. Well, yeah, I've been broken up with, yep. You sure? Well, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, yes. Yes.

Yeah? Yeah. No? I haven't had that many girlfriends. How many girlfriends have you had? Like three real girlfriends. Okay. Yeah.

What do you classify as real? Like what makes it like Worth saying that I've had Because I don't count like intermediate Like when you're at intermediate And you're like oh my god we should go out And then the next day you're like We don't go out anymore But what if you went out for two years?

Then that's a real girlfriend Right But even if it was an intermediate Oh yeah but I wasn't I was too scared of girls Anyway If I had a girlfriend for two years. Then that's a real girlfriend, yeah. Right. But even if it was an intermediate. Oh yeah, but I wasn't. I was too scared of girls. Anyway. If I had a girlfriend for two years at intermediate, I'd count her. Yeah, right. I was going to say you should count her if it was for two years. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, but I was absolutely terrified of girls. Poor her if she was dating someone for two years and you're like, she doesn't count. She's not my real girlfriend. She doesn't count. Anyway, the reason I ask is because I've seen online today that I think someone has been broken up with in probably one of the most brutal fashions I've seen for a while.

So you know me, I do love a bit of UFC. I went to, you know, I've been to some UFC fights. I went to the Ronda Rousey fight in Melbourne. But one of my favourite... God, I'm terrified about what a brutal UFC breakup is like. Right. So one of my favourite things about the UFC is not the fights, not the fighting, but it's the guy that does the ring call.

Oh, yeah. His name is Bruce Buffer and you would know who I'm talking about. He's the one that's like, it's time. You know that guy? Anyway, someone has gotten him to do a cameo, which is one of those things where you can pay semi-famous people to do little messages. 30-second messages, yeah.

Someone has paid Bruce Buffer, the UFC ring announcer, to do a message to break up with their girlfriend. Take a listen. It's time for Kaylee to move on. That is incredible. You can also get that. You can get that now for the low, low price of $300. Just go to Cameo and Bruce Buffer will break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

He's going to make a fortune. He's going to make a fortune. He's going to clean up. Pretty funny. I hope it's not real though. Not for Kayleigh. It's not funny for Kayleigh. I hope it's a gag. I hope it's a gag. But, you know, brutal hope it's not real though. Not for Kayleigh. It's not funny for Kayleigh. I hope it's a gag.

I hope it's a gag. But, you know, brutal if it's not. Bree and Clint. ZDM Bree and Clint. That's Ariana Grande in positions. We should have a competition one time to try and hit that last note that she does. Which note? The Mariah Carey that real.

Oh my God. Okay, tomorrow. Oh no. Oh, I'm away tomorrow, yes! From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Alright, lock it in Thursday then. Thursday,

you wanna do it. Dean McCarthy's on the line live from Los Angeles. Speaking of a man who could hit a high note, Dean. Dean. Tell us what... It's the end of the year and no one cares anymore. Let's hear what's going on with Miley Cyrus. She's posted a video today.

She has and I cannot believe she posted this. If you remember, 10 years ago it was Miley Cyrus, a video of her emerged, taking drugs. That is how I'm going to just leave it. I don't know what words I can even use on air, but she was taking drugs, and it was a really big, controversial thing. This was Hannah Montana, like the sweetest little southern thing ever, and here she was taking drugs.

Now, today. Wait, wait. I feel like we need to clarify, because you're saying taking drugs, and it sounds like Miley's shooting up in a London flat kind of thing. And doing ecstasy. It wasn't like she was having the best of both. Like she was smoking a bong. She was taking a hit from the bong.

She was having some marijuana. Yeah, look, it was sucking at the time because it was Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana. Anyway, so today she has tweeted a video and she wrote, happy 10-year anniversary to the groundbreaking video of a teenager smoking a bong and saying dumb beep to their friend. Not sure who the director of this fine film should be considered a friend, and then she went on to say, you know what?

Yes, I beeped up. Yes, it was really Salvia, I don't even know what that is, I don't even know what that is, yeah, and she just owned it, and she's now finally a piece of it, because at the time, this was a really controversial thing, so there she is, she's like, you know what, I'm growing up, whatever. Well, let's be honest,

she kind of leaned into it after that, she's like, well, if weed's my thing, weed's my thing, and she, yeah, she's like, well, if you want to make me that person. Because remember she went on stage at the MTV VMAs and she pulled a joint out of her handbag and she's like, yo, what's up? Isn't it weird, though, to think, to look back 10 years ago and think about how big of a deal that was and how it nearly ruined her.

Like it actually nearly did. The same thing happened to One Direction as well. Remember a couple of the boys got caught with a joint and they were like saying, well, these guys are over. Didn't one of Barack Obama's daughters get caught as well? Yes. It nearly tore all of them down. Nearly was the biggest thing, you know, biggest deal ever.

And now weed legal in a lot of states in America. And if you're listening, boomers, that's why we tried to legalise it in New Zealand this year so it doesn't ruin people's lives, okay? So that one hit from the bong doesn't mean that you lose your job and your whole career and your whole

life gets derailed. But no, you couldn't just see it for what it was and vote yes just this once, could you? Have you? No, but I need one, I think. I mean, 420's coming up. Can I just say, I love Miley Cyrus all for anything she does.

I think she's great. She keeps it real. She does. That is the latest with Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Social Drinks Co. Low sugar, low carbs, summer's seltzer in a can. Bree and Clint. Generic weather chat, it's seltzer in a can. Brian Clint. Generic weather chat.

It's where we chat about the weather. In a generic way. Sometimes you do it in an Uber. It's the best kind of small talk and also the worst weather chat. Okay. NIWA, which is, what do I think NIWA stands for? The National Institute of Weather, A, has warned that New Zealand today is in for an absolute scorcher.

Really? Now, I read this at 11 o'clock this morning. I don't know if we actually reach these temperatures. Weather's not an exact science, so you never know, right? I did look at the emoji forecast for New Zealand today, which is a map of New... The emoji? Yeah, it's a map of New Zealand, but it's made up exclusively of weather emojis.

Okay. And it said that everywhere in New Zealand today was getting hot, sunny weather, except for Wellington and the West Coast, which, what else is new, to be honest? Okay. Do you know I read a stat about Wellington last week and it said in the four weeks prior that'd had something stupid like eight hours of sunshine.

Eight hours? Yeah. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. There's a bloody hot day coming today for Eastern Canterbury, which is north of Christchurch. To me, this temperature is bloody hot. I look at that and I go, too much, mate. But I find it hard talking to you

who just comes in here with your Australian weather energy and you're like, mate, that's not hot. You're like the Crocodile Dundee of weather. You're like, mate, that's not hot. This is hot. Because I'm just trying to make you guys grateful.

New Zealand weather in summer is beautiful. Yeah, yeah. It is some of the best summer weather. But this temperature that I'm going to give you is too much. Okay. It's too much. All right, here we go. Okay, so what I've got is I've got...

Oh, you'd be even sweating in that weather. I've got the hottest temperature in New Zealand today. Yes. And what you have gone and got is the hottest temperature in all of Australia today. And we're going to compare them, okay? So we're going to do them at the same time. Three, two, one.

39. Oh, actually not that bad. It's pretty good in Australia today. All right. Well, north, oh no, eastern Canterbury, north of Christchurch, 35 degrees today. Cool, blimey. Scorch.

What would you do? You know, just out thereimey. Scorch. What would you do? You know, just out there. What would you bloody do? What would you do? You'd probably, you know, be only able to go for a 10-minute or 15-minute walk. You know what we discovered last summer is that the heat pump does cold? A game changer. Game changer to learn that you can use the heat pump to cool the house down.

Because Kiwis don't do that. We don't use. What are you talking about? We don't use the heat pump to cool the house down. Because Kiwis don't do that. We don't use. What are you talking about? We don't use the heat pump as an air conditioner. We just don't do it. In summer, you just don't do it. And then I found out that you code. And I was like, whoa, game changer.

And you have just made my point for me. Bree and Clint. I need us to go back to school for a second. Okay. Back to school. I'm back there. I can picture it. Welcome back.

Because tomorrow I'm actually going back to school. I have been invited back. Are you finally getting your year 13 certificate? My Leavers jersey. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, good for you, mate. In my yearbook. I support you. No, I've been invited back to my high school to speak at, it's quite a big honour for me actually.

I've been invited back to speak at the opening of a new performing arts center because at school i was a drama student if you couldn't tell already anyway i've been invited back uh and it's to honor um a very special teacher to me you know when you've got your teacher like you know you've got your person you go that person got me that person made school special for me. Yeah. So I'm very lucky to get to go back and do that. But I've got a quandary. I've got an issue. And I feel like this is quite relatable for anyone who sees their teachers again as an adult.

And my question is, what do I call her? Because now, now I'm, you know, I'm a grown-ass man. Yes. Should you call her by her teacher name? By her teacher name. Or by her first name. Or by her first name. Yeah.

Because the adult in me goes, well, maybe it'd be a bit weird if I call her by my teacher name. But then the respectful person in me goes, no, show her the respect and continue to address her by her teacher name. Best way to find out, let's ask some teachers. We've got some teachers. Yeah. So please welcome to the show, teacher number one, Miss Wilkinson. Hello, Mrs. Wilkinson. Hello. You're a teacher. What year do you teach? I teach year eight, kid. Year eight. Cute. Okay. So when you see them again after they've left school,

what do you want them to call you? Do you want them to call you Miss Wilkinson or do they want them to call you by your first name? It's really weird if they're like adults and they call you Miss Wilkinson. Like, it's kind of creepy. But with, though, like just within a year, they still call me Miss Wilkinson or just Miss.

Right. Yeah. Miss. Oh, Miss is good. Oh, no. What about Miss W? No, they really never really caught on. Just Miss seems to Oh, no. What about Miss W? No, they really caught on. Just Miss things to be the go.

What about Miss Willie? I hope they don't call me that. Yeah, good. No, I'm going to say no. Okay, so just so we're clear, as an adult, you think addressed by the first name. Is that right? Yeah, I agree. Thank you.

Yeah. Perfect. Miss Folden. Good afternoon, Miss Foden. Foden? Foden. Foden. Foden. Good afternoon, Ms. Foden. Foden? Foden. Foden. Foden.

Yeah, I get that a lot. Go to detention. What do you teach? I just came back from London, but I teach primary school. Primary school. Oh, yeah. And have you ever seen students that you have taught out in the wild as they've grown up? Well, I'm friends with a couple on Instagram who I taught like 10 years ago.

Right. They haven't like, I think they just say missed when they, you know, if they've ever talked to me. Yeah, but they're not old enough. They'll only be like 15, 17 kind of thing. No, they're like 21. Yeah, they'd be older than that. Okay, all right. 10 years ago.

This is so weird. I literally added my primary school PE teacher on Facebook yesterday. Was that legit? Yeah. Okay, sweet. My PE teacher. Yeah. I mean, I'm a 30-year-old woman, and I still called him by his teacher name.

By his teacher name. Yeah. Okay, so Ms. Fodden, what would you like to be called? Well, I don't know. I kind of think if you're an older person, I reckon my first name would be better because it's a little bit strange. But if they're still kind of young, then I don't mind Miss. Well, it's me.

So what should I say? Definitely by her first name. I think first name. I think first name. Okay, thank you, Ms. Fodden. Finally, Ms. Doyle. Good afternoon, Ms. Doyle. Okay, thank you, Ms. Potter. Finally, Ms. Doyle. Good afternoon, Ms. Doyle. Hello, Mrs. Doyle.

Hi. What do you teach? I teach primary school, year four. Year four. Cute. That'd be so cute, the year four. They are. And what do you want the adults to call you when they come crawling back to you?

Well, my oldest children that I've taught would only be like 15, 17. I'd say still Miss Doyle then. Yeah, they still call me Miss Doyle. But if you're an adult, I'd call them by their first name. Right, okay. Okay. Yeah.

Right. Interesting. It'd be a bit weird. To use the missus name? I think so, yeah. Yeah, right. I just don't feel right about it, you know? When you've called someone by something their whole time,

then you go, mind if I call you Gabrielle? It's weird. I wouldn't even know my teacher's first name. No, right? I would have no idea. Yeah, okay. All right, well, thank you to all our teachers who are listening. I appreciate the advice.

I wonder if she can still send you to detention tomorrow. Yeah, right? You let us know. Bree and Clint. These days, Clint, we always see these jobs that are on offer that seem too good to be true. Yeah. And there's another one that's popped up for a gin company.

Right. And they're on the lookout for taste testers for their premium pink gins. Got it. Didn't you apply to be Domino's garlic bread taster once? Never heard back. Never heard back? I was pretty devastated about it. Who did they give it to?

I actually put in like a lot of effort on my... Did you tell them you're Italian? Yeah, I told them I was Italian. Told them that I had lots of experience. Yeah. Did you tell them you're carbo-loading? Told them I was carbo-loading. Told them I've been to, you know, done a lot of research. Yeah, Did you tell them you're carbo-loading? Told them I was carbo-loading. Told them I've been to, you know, done a lot of research.

Yeah, right. Never heard back. Oh, well, their loss. I even attached a photo of me with garlic bread. Anyway. Like I said, their loss. Their loss. This company is looking for two candidates who will be chosen across different regions and all they want them to do is go and test different local gins

before giving their thoughts back to the gin company. I bloody love a glass of gin. Isn't it trendy these days? Isn't it trendy? Pink gin's my favourite. It didn't used to be trendy. It used to be a nana drink. Bit of bee feeder.

A bit of bee feeder. Bottle of Gordons. I love it. I'm a bee feeder now. Really, that's a big change for you. Isn't that a weird name for a gin bee feeder? It is delicious gin though. It's named after that, you know, the picture of the person that's on the bottle, you know,

and that- Was he a bee feeder? Well, they're called beef eaters. I don't know why. Oh. I don't know why. Anyway, gin's cool now. It used to be a nana or a cry yourself to sleep drink,

and now it's like, oh, give me a gin RTD. Anyway, so they're on the hunt. They want a couple of people. Applications close December 31, and you'll test gins for them for however long, a few months. What's it paying? It says, and this is what I love, right at the bottom of this article, it says, while the position doesn't offer money in exchange,

it does offer regular free samples of gin to taste. I mean, it doesn't get much better than that, does it? Yes, it does. Yes, it does. If you got paid in money. If you get paid in money and an Uber credit so that you can get home after sampling the gins. Because you haven't thought about that.

You go out and sample all these gins and then you've got to find a way to get home. And then on the way home, you're like, well, I actually really need a McChicken now. And you've got to pay for that as well. This job is going to cost you money. Yeah, it'll actually probably put you in debt. Yeah.

I'm not impressed. Also, you can only work so hard in that job too. I'm not impressed. Also, also, you can only work so hard in that job too. I mean, how many days can you work in a row? Exactly. Not every day.

Can you? I'm putting in the effort. You come in, you're like, I'm ready. Have you been drinking at work again? Yes.

It's my job. True, that was an HR oversight on our part to be honest. Yeah, no, that was our fault. But get out of here, man.

You reek of gin. You stink. We've tried to do this before, but I feel like we've got people that will call for this. We missed the point last time. We missed the point. We want to know, because obviously these people, this company is paying people in gin samples.

Yeah. That's what you get paid in. You don't get paid in money. Yeah. You get paid in gin. Yeah. We want to know from people who are listening right now, have you been paid in something other than money? What did you get given for the work in lieu of cash? And by that we mean, did they say, look, I can't pay you,

but if you work on this orchard for a month, I'll give you a car. Or I'll give you this old school John Deere tractor. Something like that. You know, and you're like this orchard for a month, I'll give you a car. Or I'll give you this old school John Deere tractor. Something like that. You know, and you're like, well, to be honest, this is kind of worth it. I've always wanted an old school John Deere tractor. If you work for me on the farm, I'll give you free accommodation.

Yeah, nah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No? Nah. I'd take that. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll take that one then. Sweet. Plus gin. Plus some gin. Oh, 800. Plus? Nah. I'd take that. Oh, okay, yeah. We'll take that one then. Sweet. Plus gin. Plus some gin. Oh, 800. Plus a tractor. Dial ZM. What did you get paid in other than money?

You can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. There's a gin company that has put out the call to get people to work for them tasting gins, which sounds like a pretty good gig, but you don't get paid in money, paid in gin. Which on the face of it sounds like a great deal until you drill into it and realise they're not covering Uber,

they're not covering Uber Eats. Yeah, so it ends up costing you money. Which means you're going to have to have a real job as well and you're going to show up hungover and reeking of gin every day. It'd be good for like a weekend and then you'd be like, okay, I'm done with this. We want to know this afternoon, did you get paid in something other than money like this?

Were they like, look, I don't have any cash. But we can pay you this. What's your thoughts on unlimited processed cheese slices? I've got a really good donkey out the back that I can pay you in. You know, you never know. You work for me, I'll give you my ass. I'll give you my whole ass. Georgina has called up. Hi, Georgina.

Hi, Georgina. Hi, how are you? Good. Have you been paid in something other than money? Yeah, I worked at a fabric store years and years ago and I was paid in ribbons for doing extra overtime work. Ribbons? Ribbons? Yeah. Were you a rhythmic gymnast?

Gymnast? I just, I like, really liked ribbons when I was younger. Wait, so how old were you, Georgina? I would have been like 16, 17. That is slave labour. That's so like random. How much ribbon you got now? You still got a stockpile?

I've still got quite a lot of the ribbon. This is about 15 years later. So no regrets then? No, still using the ribbon. Sweet. I just imagine Georgina turning up to the bank like when she goes to put down a house deposit, she opens a briefcase and she's like,

there's plenty more where that came from. Is this all ribbon? They're like, damn, this chick is serious. She is packing a lot of ribbon. Jacob, g'day, welcome to the show. Hi, Jacob. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks.

Have you been paid in something other than money? It wasn't me. It was my wife. But back in high school, she had an after-school job at a dairy, and she was paid in chickpea curry. Chickpea curry? Chickpea curry. I mean, I love chickpea curry.

But how much chickpea curry did she earn? Oh, serving for one. Oh, serving for one. Oh, serving for one. Oh, no, she needed more than that. Here's the interesting bit, because I imagine the dairy didn't sell chickpea curry. So were they out the back whipping up a chickpea curry for her each shift? Must have been maybe just a little extra made for dinner.

Yeah, right. Was it ever like changed up? Was there ever like a dahl curry Was it ever, like, changed up? Was there ever, like, a dahl curry or, like, you know, something... Yeah. Something different? Or always chickpea curry? Not sure. Sometimes just nothing at all. Oh, that's rough.

Yeah, right. You'd be nicking morrow bars to top up your wages there. Thanks, Jacob. I need to read out a few texts. We're asking have you been paid in something other than money? Someone said, we got paid with a free spa. We did a half day shooting, photos and video with our family

for a spa company and they gave us a spa. Now we're talking. That's seriously good. Oh, good deal. Half a day and you get a spa. You must have a hot family. Yeah, they must be really good.

With all respect to your family, they only put hot people in the spa ads. Half a day work for a spa. I'll put my hand up for that. Good deal, yeah. Someone else said, my dad,

this is probably my favourite text out of all of them. My dad is a rural accountant and one of his clients would pay him with a whole butchered pig. Bacon and roast pork for days. Yeah, that's what you call cooking the books. That reminds me of home so much. Ridiculous.

Finally, David, did you get paid in something other than cash? Yes, I did. My friend's uncle was looking for someone to paint their house and their fence. And I was like, why not? I could do it. And then he told us whoever does it can get the old school Beetle. No. A car.

Yeah, but the thing was the Beetle was not too bad in a condition. And he told us whoever does it can get the old school beetle. No. A car. A beetle. Yeah. But the thing was, the beetle was not too bad in a condition. Then we, I finished the job in like three days. And then after he gave me the beetle, I decided to repaint it and kind of put some eggs on it. And then one guy, he was a beetle collector and he offered me 15 grand straight up. What? Whoa. So you wait.

Let's do the math on this, David. So you did three days of work painting the house and then a little bit of work on the car. So let's say a week. Let's say all up a week. And you got 15 grand for the week. 15 grand for the week. There you go. Did you tell the owner of the Beetle that you got 15 grand for it?

No, he never found out about it. No, I wouldn't tell him either. No, I wouldn't either. Bree and Clint. What's your codey accent? What? What's your codey accent? 15 grand for it? Nah, he'd never find out about it. Nah, I wouldn't tell him either. Yeah, I wouldn't either. Seriously, what is it? Mine, Aquarius. You're Aquarius. I already knew him. Am I an Aquarius though?

I think you are. Personality wise? Like Aquarius and Capricorn's very similar and I think you and I have a lot of similarities. Are you a Capricorn? Yeah. You don't know what a Capricorn is. No, and to be honest, no, I don't know.

But I do, I don't mind a bit of zodiac sign stuff. Reminds me of my nan. We used to read them every day. It's quite, you know, it's a bit of fun. And there's a new study that's come out which claims this research has found out which star signs were the naughtiest in 2020 right and which were the nicest okay now look i will apologize because this article doesn't have all of them but i've just plucked uh the naughtiest and the nicest

yeah exactly um so anyway apparently uh 12000 people worldwide were asked a series of questions for this research, evaluating their behaviour. And I'm about to deliver the news to some people about whether they were naughty or nice. Okay, we'll bring the people on and then Fat Man Scoop will ask them the question, okay? So let's start with Hayden. Here we go, Hayden. What's your zodiac sign? What's your zodiac sign? I can't hear y'all. What's your zodiac sign?

Aries. Good work, Hayden. Hayden, I can tell you that this year, out of all of the star signs, you were the third naughtiest star sign. Oh, still podium for this. Yeah. What's that? Do you agree with that? Were you quite naughty this year?

Yeah, maybe over lockdown, pretty naughty there. In what way? You didn't break your bubble, did you? No, no. It says here some of the categories, Hayden Were based off how much swearing you do Oh yeah, no, there was some of that Yeah

See, okay, well that checks out so far Okay, well then it's accurate for Hayden Our next person is Vazi Hi, Vazi Hi, Vazi Hello Fat Man Scoop's got a question for you What's your zodiac sign?

What's your zodiac sign? I can't hear y'. What's your zodiac sign? What? What's your zodiac sign? I can't hear y'all. What's your zodiac sign? Yeah. I'm a Capricorn. Yeah, girl. We've got to stick together, us Capricorns, and let me tell you that you and I, Vazi,

out of all the star signs this year, we were the second naughtiest. Vazi. Oh, Vazi, Vazi, Vazi. What did you do? Break some hearts this year? I hope not, but maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. Because one of the categories is, yeah, breaking hearts and being a little bit, you know. Were you a naughty girl this year, Vazi? No, I wasn't. I don't think so. Oh, no. I've got Santa's list here and it says different, Fazi. Okay, Capricorns are the second naughtiest of 2020.

Second naughtiest, yep. Stephanie's here. Here we go, Stephanie. What's your zodiac sign? What's your zodiac sign? I can't hear you. What's your zodiac sign? What is it, Steph?

I'm a Libra. You wouldn't believe this, Steph, but you can tell everyone when you go home for Christmas, but out of all the star signs, you apparently as a Libra was the nicest star sign. Oh. Yes. You well behaved this year, Steph.

Yeah, I think that's spot on. Listen to Steph. You know, Santa's not listening to our show right now. Santa? Santa, are you there? Okay, you might be listening. All right, Stephanie, congratulations. Stephanie, we've got one left.

It's also a stiff. Hi, stiff. Here's Fat Man. What is it, Steph? It's Scorpio. Scorpio. Steph, you wouldn't believe it, but out of all the star signs, according to this study, which was based off 12,000 people's answers worldwide,

you were the naughtiest. Oh, no. Steph. That makes sense. That makes sense. Does it? Scorpio. Do you think you're a Scorpio?

Because Scorpios can be quite feisty. Yeah, they can be. We are. You are. Were you naughty this year? Oh, not too bad, but... A lot of swearing, Steph. You can tell us.

A lot of swearing, yeah. Bit of road rage. I didn't break my bubble, though. Did you cheat on anyone? No. No boyfriend this year. lot of swearing, yeah. A bit of road rage. I didn't break my bubble, though. Did you cheat on anyone? No. No boyfriend this year. Road rage? Oh, yeah.

You don't need a boyfriend to be naughty. She does cheat on someone. No, I know, but you don't need a boyfriend to be naughty. Oh, yeah, I know. Just ask producer Anastasia. Well, Steph, there you go. 873 points. The naughtiest star sign of the year, Scorpio. There you go. 873 points. The naughtiest star sign of the year, Scorpio.

There you go. There was some accurate star sign science for everybody on the show this afternoon. Brie and Clint. Hey. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch.

It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. The game where we guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram. And producer Ben runs the game. G'day, Ben. G'day, guys. Hi, Ben. Hi, mate. This week's theme is off the back of Spotify 2020 Wrapped.

Yes. So all the people that broke all the records this year, all the stats. And such those people on Instagram. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. So this one. We broke all the records this year, all the stats. And such those people on Instagram. Oh, right. Yeah. So this one. We've stopped sharing our stats, eh? Yeah.

What stats? Like people have stopped sharing all their. Oh, yeah. I think that stopped after one day. We got over that pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah. Good.

Okay, cool. This person, your first person for the Insta fame game is the top female artist of 2020 with 15 billion streams. Whoa. Billie Eilish. Really? Yeah. Billie Eilish. Whoa. Billie Eilish. Really? Billie Eilish. Good for Billie Eilish. Instagram followers. How many Instagram followers of Billie Eilish?

Clint for Billie Eilish you put 17 million. I've got this absolutely 100%. I watched her Vanity Fair the fourth year in a row that she's done it. I think I'm pretty close. Brie, you put 67.2 million? Yep. She's got 71.9 million.

Get him. Wow. That's a point to Brie. She's killing it. Yeah. Doing good. Okay. This next person is the artist with the highest streamed song of 2020

with 340 million listens is The Weeknd with his song Blinding Lights. And still didn't get nominated for a Grammy. Damn it. What's going on? Now, does The Weeknd do good gram content? That's what you've got to ask yourself.

I've looked. It does alright. If it helps you, it doesn't. He posts regularly. How many Instagram followers for The Weeknd? Clint, you've put, let've put 6.9 million. Brie, you've put 30 million. The weekend has 26.2 million.

Another one for me. Another one for Brie. Wow. Good for the weekend. He's going well. I should really get onto this thing. They're huge, so they should have more followers, right? I need to guess bigger.

I just thought if he has had the number one stream song this year then he would have gained quite a lot of traction for that. Okay. Alright. Yep.

This one is the person who has the most popular podcast with this year having 190 million streams. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you guys want to know how many Instagram I mean how many streams are our podcasting? I want to know how many Instagram followers he's had

to help me out in this game. Joe Rogan would have... How many Instagram followers for Joe Rogan? Clint, you put 42 million. Yeah. Bree, you put 28 million. Joe Rogan has 11.6 million. Yes, I clawed one back. Joe Rogan has $11.6 million. Yes, I clawed one back.

How many has our podcast had? 870,000. People have listened to our podcast stream this year. 870,000 times. This year. Yep. Wait, how many followers does he have? 11 million.

Yeah, he has 11 million, yeah. How many did you say? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was definitely a point to Bree. I think that was definitely me, and the game is a clean sweep. Yeah, he's 11 million, yeah. How many did you say? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was definitely a point to Brie. I think that was definitely me, and the game is a clean sweep to me. I was like, that wasn't even hard to do the math on. I had Brie down here, and I was like, no, he said Clint, so I better put it down. Back to the thing where we had 800,000. How good?

Yeah. We've got four more podcasts for the year. You reckon we can crack a million? Oh, I'm going to say no. Come on, everybody. Everybody, if we do it together. Stream together. If we do it together, stream together.

Stream together. Free and Clint. We're going to talk about unromantic proposals. There's one that is doing the rounds on the internet today. And the guy's being called unromantic for the way that he's proposed. And I want to give him the benefit of the doubt that maybe it's actually quite romantic what he's done. So he's gone viral because, let's start with his name, Michael, it's called Michael.

Michael Hill. No, not Michael Hill. If Michael Hill was going to propose to someone, he would nail it. Yeah, he would. And if this is not the right ring. Here's the whole diamond. Okay, so what he did was he waited until his girlfriend was asleep

and he slipped an engagement ring onto her finger without her knowing while she was still asleep. Okay. He then took a photo of her asleep wearing the ring and he posted. Creepy. Well, well, well, he posted the photo on her Facebook wall, okay, with this message written underneath it.

Michael wrote, it's 5am. For weeks now, I've been planning on how to pop the question. You know all of my moves and you are a very hard woman to surprise. But the joke's on you because you're going to wake up with three surprises. One, a phone full of congratulations notifications and texts.

Two, an engagement ring on your finger. And three, a picture of you sleeping that you probably didn't want all over the internet. Surprise! I'll let you know the verdict when she wakes up. So, for that, he's been called unromantic and it's a bad proposal. But he's gone to a bit of effort there and he's done something creative. So I put it to you. Effort? He put a ring on her finger and took a photo of her asleep.

Yeah, but then he put it on her page and did a cute post about it. Nah. It's not romantic? You know why it's not romantic? One, he's posting it publicly when he hasn't even asked her. So she has no say

in it at all. Yeah. Which is not great and not what a relationship's about. Yeah. And she also then will have to deal with all of that. What if she decided she didn't want to marry him? Yeah, well, yeah, take the post down, I guess. But I know what you're saying.

But the damage has been done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. I guess I just look at it from the perspective of there's so much pressure on people's proposal these days. What, so you propose to someone when they're not even awake? No, no, no, no, no. There's pressure to do something creative and cool with the proposal and he's gone and found something different to do.

But yeah, I guess you're right. He did miss the mark. I feel like he could have just went with the standard. You know what? I'd be happy with go down to the waterfront, fish and chips and that's it. You pull out the ring. Okay, alright. I'll put the ring on a chip. Yeah, what if a seagull gets the chip though?

Oh yeah, that's awkward, isn't it? Okay, yeah. I guess the key component of this, the main takeaway is if you're going to propose to someone, they need to be awake. Yeah. And there needs to be consent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the only thing I don't like is that he has went ahead

and posted it and he hasn't even talked to her about it first. Yeah, okay. Which could be really awkward. No, I see it through your eyes now. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. I'm so glad you're already engaged. Yeah, right?

You imagine you see this idea, you're like, I'm going to do it. That's quite creative. If I posted a picture of my wife asleep, she would move out. She would come after you. She would kill me. She would Liam Neeson your ass.

Yeah, she would. Yeah. I don't know where you are. She would find you, and she would kill you 0800 dial ZM this afternoon we want to know did you get an

unromantic proposal or maybe it was you that did the unromantic proposal and you can admit it and you know now that you're like

you stuffed up not the best 0800 dial ZM you can text your unromantic proposal story to us on 9696 as well it's all a bit of fun

you know it's all good it's all good don't worry we're not calling anybody out here no we're not going to criticise anyone but we would love

to hear the stories think of it as an educational segment for people who are about to propose this summer that is a good idea we'll get you on next

free and clint unromantic proposals man's getting roasted on the internet for proposing to his girlfriend while she was still asleep. Does it count? Does it count? No, not technically, no. He needs to ask again.

He put the ring on her finger and then took a photo of her and put it on Facebook and goes, surprise. We're engaged. Yeah, basically. I get where he was coming from. He wanted her to wake up to this romantic surprise in the comments, but Bree made a great point that you have to know you're being proposed to. There needs to be consent and someone, an answer before you can announce anything.

So it's unromantic, yeah. We've asked you to tell us your unromantic proposal stories this afternoon and we are getting some doozies. There's some great ones. What about this one? Someone texted her and they said, My friend was proposed to when they were on a romantic holiday at a batch. She had the runs and asked her boyfriend to get the emodium from the bag.

He pulled out the ring, which he had hidden in the anti-diarrhea pill box. Well, he didn't know that she was going to get the runs. No, I love it. You know? No, he's obviously planned it. That's fate. He goes, well, there's one place she won't look, and that's in the she was going to get the runs. No, I love it. You know? No, he's obviously planned it. That's fate. He goes, well, there's one place she won't look, and that's in the diarrhea medication.

So there you go. Laura, you had an unromantic proposal? I did. I just had my first baby, and I was laying on the bed. It was also my birthday. My boyfriend at the time came in, chucked the ring box on the bed, and said, here, put that on. Oh,

Laura. Can I get That's not on. Can I ask for clarification for me and every man listening? Do you guys not want to be proposed to on your birthday? No. Well, it's not even that. It's how we asked as well. Yeah, of course we don't want to be proposed to.

All of that aside, do you not want to be proposed to on your birthday? Ask on your birthday. Not really. Right, okay. Well, I asked on Lucy's birthday. Did you? Yeah. Oh, no, that's not cool.

It's only me personally. Yeah, true. I think every girl's different. Oh, way to cushion the blow, Laura. I appreciate that. Did you actually? Did you ask? Yes.

Did you? Yes. And she said yes. So now forever her birthday has to... No, no. See, you're up the wazoo, mate. People don't celebrate their engagement anniversary. It's not a thing.

It's not a thing. Well, I don't know. I'll probably never get engaged. Thanks for bringing it up. Anonymous, this person wants to remain anonymous. You got an unromantic proposal? I did. I certainly did.

What happened, Anonymous? Okay, so I was bringing up my best friend's eulogy at her funeral, and during my reading of this, I said, I'm not sure how we're going to live without you, and my partner at the time, clearly an ex now, got up and said, hey, shall we get married? Will you marry me? You're kidding me, Anonymous. He proposed

to you during the eulogy at your best friend's funeral? Like, interrupted the middle of it and said, shall we get married? Will you marry me? Was he drunk? What did you say?

I said, sit the F down, this is not the time. Yeah, good. I mean, we broke up probably a week later. Oh, I was going to say, did you marry him? Far out. Read the room, mate. Never has that saying been more appropriate. You know what, that was anonymous. Read the room. You know what, that was anonymous. That was your best friend being like, hey,

I'm just giving you a heads up. This guy's not for you. Yeah, she always thought he was a dick. Yeah, and she was proving it then. You gave her one last gift by breaking up with him. Someone else texted through and they said, my partner put a ring on his pinky finger and came out while I was breastfeeding our two-month-old baby. He then told me to pull his finger.

See, some couples would find that very romantic. No, I like that. I think that's funny. Maybe the breastfeeding bit was a bit on the nose. Finally, Ash, what was your unromantic proposal? Hey, hey, I'm going to send it for the boys this time from the male's perspective. What happened, Ash?

Did you do it or did you receive it? It was me. I was the one that was proposing. Yeah. My girlfriend and I, we went down to Rotorua, walk around the lake, and I had the ring in my pocket the whole time, and I was looking for spots to do it, and then I got a bit nervous.

So anyway, we went to the pack and save. I said, let's go get some dinner, because we're at the hotel for the night. Went over there, got our groceries, and as we got home, she went into the bathroom, and I thought, oh, I'll put the ring in the ring box in the grocery bag so that when she pulls it out, she'll find it and go, oh, whose is this? And she did that and she's

like, oh, whose is this? And I said, well, what do you think? Ash! And looking back on that, do you think I picked the best spot? Oh, I feel pretty good about it. I don't see what the big deal was. She always talks about it at dinner parties and brings

it up and everyone has a good laugh. Did she say yes? Absolutely. We'll be married 10 years next year. That's the bloody main thing, mate. Yeah, the boys. Yeah, the boys. Thank God you didn't choose something stupid like beside the lake or something else. Yeah, that would be so lame.

Pack and save bag, baby. Yeah, brother. Romance. And she's like, did you get the lame. Pack and save bag, baby. Yeah, brother. Romance. And she's like, did you get the ring from pack and save? Yeah. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger. Three people. What's number one on their 16th birthday? Let's figure it out. Great name that I've never heard before. Hester. Welcome to the show.

G'day, Hester. Hi. Hi. What about Hester Blumenthal? That's Heston. Oh, Heston. Yeah. Oh, so you're the female version of that.

Basically, yes. Yeah. Oh, I love that. What's your birthday? 2nd October, 1988. Okay, you were 16 in 2004 on the 2nd of October. And Hester, here's your birthday banger. Damn, Hester!

One of the sexiest songs of the 2000s. Sierra goodies. Yeah, do you like it? Yes. Banger. It is a good one. I love that song. What year was it again? 2004.

2004, perfect. Let's go to Tracey. Hey, Trace. Hi, Trace. Hi. Hi, how you going? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, good. All right, let's do your birthday banger. Tracey, what's your birthday? 6th of February, 1974. All right, you were 16 in 1990 on the 6th of Feb. And in the 90s, this went to number 1. 52. Banger! Love Shack. Nice.

You like it, Trace? Yeah, I love that. That was, back in the day that was our jam. The wedding that has ever happened since that song was released, You like it, Trace? Yeah, I love that. That was back in the day. That was our jam. Wedding that has ever happened since that song was released. That song has been played. I don't know if anyone else will be with me on this, but I always just think of them, the B-52,

singing that on the Flintstones movie. Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. And I think of their other song that was on Family Guy, Rock Lobster. Oh, Guy, Rock Lobster. Oh, yeah.

Rock Lobster. Okay, one more for Vince. Hey, Vince. Hi, Vince. Hi, how you going? Good, Vince. What's your birthday, mate? Hey, taking you back.

25th of May, 1959. Oh, we like it, Vince. Good on you, Vince. Welcome to the show, mate. Good to have you, Vince. Never leave the show. Oh, good man. You're a legend, Vince. Never leave the show. Oh, good man. You're a legend, Vince. Call us any time.

Just because you're old doesn't mean you have to listen to classics. Hey, Vince, you're going to be an honorary top listener at the moment. I hope with an attitude like that that your birthday banger is Sierra as well. I hope it's a banger. Oh, yeah. You were 16 in 1975 on the 25th of May. And Vince, come on, let's hope for a goodie. This is your a banger. Oh, yeah. You were 16 in 1975 on the 25th of May. And Vince, come on, let's hope for a goodie. This is your birthday banger.

So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me? It's so late. Do you like Abervins? Yeah, I don't mind them. I was hoping it was going to be the Pink Flamingos or something like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right, right, right, right. That's not a bad one though, Vince.

Bit of a classic. Not a bad one, but I think I like the B-52s better. You like B-52s. Is that yours? Is that your pick? Whereabouts do you live in New Zealand, Vince? I'm in Waiuku and I'm sitting right on the Apitu Peninsula looking out at the tide coming in. Vince, can I ask, have you ever seen the Venuta round? sitting right on the Afiti Peninsula looking out at the tide coming in. Beautiful spot.

Vince, can I ask, have you ever seen the Venuta round? Because I sold it to a guy in Waiuku. Oh, did you just? No, I didn't. But if I had a

no on that, I would have sought him out. All right, wait a minute. We've got a tough decision to make. We've got to go Sierra, B-52s

or ABBA SOS. I've got to take the people out of it. It's not about that. It's about the music because I've got three great callers out of it. It's not about that. It's about the music because I've got three great callers on Birthday Banger today. It's Love Shack for me.

It's Sierra Goodies for me. Oh. I do love that song. No, we're in a stalemate. Let's throw it over, I think, to... I'm going to go Producer Anastasia. Okay. Producer Anastasia, you're the deciding vote.

All three songs are available to you. What's going to win birthday banger today? Easily Love Shack. Yeah, get it, girl. It's got to be Love Shack. Yeah. B-52. You're 100% sure?

Then let's do it. Congratulations. Tracy, you've just won birthday banger. Oh, that's so cool. That's so cool. All my old mates at Otomato College will love this. I love it, Tracy. Shout out to all your old mates, mate.

Bree and Clint, here you go. Birthday banger on ZM. On the Atlanta Highway Looking for the love Get away Hiding for the love Get away I got me a car It's as big as a whale And we're heading on down to the Love Shack

I got me a Chrysler And it's about twenty So hurry up and bring your jukebox money! The Love Shack is a little place where we can get together. Love Shack, baby. The Love Shack, baby. Love Shack, baby, Love Shack. Love Shack, baby, love shack Love shack, baby, love shack

Sign says, stay away fools Cause love rules at the love shack We're a step way back in the middle of a field Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the metro Glitter on the highway Glitter on the bus bus

Glitter on the highway Love Shack is a little old place where We can get together Love Shack, baby Love Shack, baby Love Shack, that's where it's at Love Shack, that's where it's at Parkin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'

Wearin' after nothin' cause it's hot as nothin' The whole Sh shimmies When everybody's moving around And around and around and around Everybody's moving Everybody's grooving baby Folks lining up outside just to get down Everybody's moving

Everybody's grooving baby Fucking little chat Fucking little shack Fucking little shack Popping my Chrysler It's as big as a whale And it's about to set sail I got me a car Can seat the best one So come on

And bring your jukebox money The Love Shack is a little old place Where we can go together Love Shack, baby The Love Shack, baby Love Shack, baby Love Shack Love Shack, baby Love Shack, baby, Love Shack. Love Shack, baby, Love Shack.

That's what it's about. Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby. Knockin' the loudest sugar. Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby. I can't hear you bang bang on the door baby

bang bang on the door bang bang on the door baby bang bang you're what

can you rest love shack baby You're one hand row Rusty Love Shack Baby Love Shack Love Shack Baby Love Shack Love Shack

Baby Love Shack Love Shack Baby Love Shack ZM, Brie and Clint That's the B-52s in Love Shack. The winner of Birthday Banger taking down ABBA and Sierra this afternoon. Is there a shot named the B-52? Yeah.

There is, eh? Yeah. Also a bomber. Right. An aircraft. Right, yeah, of course. We were just talking about Sierra and how hot she was and how talented. She's only 35.

Are we sure she's only 35? I'm positive. Because this song's from 2004. So she had hits. When was One, Two, Step? It'll be the same time as this. One, Two, Step. Do you reckon it was 2004?

Yeah, it'll be 2003, 2004. 2004. Yeah. Yeah, two, step. Do you reckon it was 2004? Yeah, it would be 2003, 2004. 2004. Yeah. Yeah, she is 35. Wow. And she is still very good looking, we saw as well. She is stunning. Brie and Clint. You love a good deal? I love a good deal. Everything must

go. Sale ends today. Love a fire sale. Love a closing down sale. Oh yeah, closing down sale. I mean, there's been that one rug shop that's been closing down for about 26 years. Yeah, there's a bid shop in Mount Eden in Auckland whose closing down sale went for 18 months. By the end of it, I was like, close down.

Close down. Close down now. Give the beds away. Close down. Yeah. Close down. It's not a closing down sale anymore. No.

It's just a sale. It's just a sale. Yeah. And to be honest, the sale wasn't Close down. Yeah. Close down. It's not a closing down sale anymore. No. It's just a sale. It's just a sale. Yeah. And to be honest, the sale wasn't even that good either. So. Well, this might be, you might be able to get some very good deals because have you ever thought about people who lose their luggage or forget stuff at airports or on aeroplanes

or stuff gets lost in the cargo hold? Yeah. It's all the lost property, you know, that comes with aviation. Stuff might fall out of your bag and they can't trace who it belongs to and all that sort of stuff. Well, there's an article that I was reading today. It's about Sydney Airport and they are offloading all of their lost property in an auction.

Oh, yeah. So they're doing an auction. All the money that they're raising from the auction will go to the children's hospital for Christmas, which is great. Oh, that's nice. And you can get a bargain as well. So I've just done a little bit of, you know, picking around the website. Yeah, show me some. Just to pick out a few things that you might be interested in.

Yeah, what's good? I had a look at the laptops, what's going in the laptop area. Lots of laptops. Who's losing their laptop at an airport? I know. There's so many of them. Who's going, oh, well, that laptop's gone. I don't understand that.

There's everything from HPs to Dells to Apple. Can you get into them? I mean, I don't know the details. Oh, right. Okay. But a laptop like mine, how much do you think? Well, 100% depends on whether I can get into it or not. Okay, let's say you can.

As a laptop, I would pay at least $1,000. Okay. But as a paperweight, I would probably only pay $10. If that. Yeah. Yeah, and there's MacBooks on there ranging from like $500 to $1,400. Yeah. But then you can get like HPs

for like $150. Which is not bad. Yeah. Someone else's laptop. Cool. Yeah, someone else's laptop. I don't know what's on it, but then, you know, there's a lot of alcohol. Heaps of alcohol. Now we're talking. How much for some second-hand alcohol? So it doesn't say

because you need to bid on it but they put it into packs which is really good. Because I can see people going and buying you know the duty-free thing and it's like if you get three of these bottles it's cheaper than getting one. So you get all these bottles and then you forget about them somewhere or... Exactly. Because you didn't

need that alcohol so it's not like can't forget it. So you can get like joint packs of like four bottles of... They're selling joint packs as well. Yeah, joint packs. Oh no, not joint. Not joints, unfortunately. Just, yeah, so you can... Because they'd have some of that.

Look into the alcohol. I reckon you could get some really cheap alcohol. Okay, good. They also are doing deals on sunglasses where they're putting 10 pairs of sunglasses together and you can buy assorted packs of 10. You know how every airport has a sunglass hut? Yes. I've always had a theory that it's just sunglasses that people have left on planes

and that's how they run the store. They just clean them up, put them in there, and every sunglass hut at an airport is just lost sunglasses. You never know. So you can bid on assorted packs. That's dumb. Who needs 10 sunglasses? Well, I mean, what if you paid 10 bucks, you could have sunglasses?

My mum- You think you want 10 sunglasses. It'd get annoying. My mum loses them that often. I might get her that as a Christmas present. But I did pick out, because they have pulled out the really expensive pairs. Yeah. And they haven't got a price on these yet, but I've looked it up.

In the Gucci's? So heaps of Gucci's, but the most expensive pair that I found was a pair of Louis Vuittons and I looked up how much they're worth and they're worth about $1,300. Yeah. So I don't know how much you can get them for, but the biggest thing that I found, and I've only looked for like 10 minutes, was this Chanel bag.

Oh, yeah. So someone has left a black Chanel bag on an aeroplane or wherever they've left it to buy this bag in the Chanel store, $4,000. For a handbag? For a handbag. So, I mean, if you can pay, you know. What's the bid up to? No, it hasn't started yet. Oh, it hasn't started. It starts really soon. Oh, yeah, sweet., if you can pay, you know. What's the bid up to? No, it hasn't started yet.

Oh, it hasn't started. It starts really soon. Oh, yeah, sweet. So there you go. Well, if you wanted that bag, good work telling everyone. Oh. I mean, I think it's a fake. It's sold.

It's a fake bag. It's gone. No, it's definitely not real. Where is this auction if you want a bid on it? Pickles Auctions, Sydney Airport. There you go. Bree and Clint. Bumble have revealed what it is for them

because they can do that. They know everything. Obviously they know everything. But every time you open an app, every time you do a swipe, every time you send a message, it's all tracked. All that data is tracked and then they crunch all the numbers down. And then they make more money off of your data. Off your misery. That's how it works. Off your lonely

ass life bumbling away looking for love. And then they take all of your private conversations and your misery. That's how it works. Of your lonely ass life bumbling away looking for love. And then they take all of your private conversations and then they put it up in the boardroom and they all have a good laugh. They go,

ha ha ha, look at what Sarah said. What a loser. This person has no banter. She's not getting a reply. Ha ha ha ha. Okay, that part's not true, but you know.

Very little of that was true actually. But they have revealed that the festive period and into January true but you know very little of that was true actually uh but they have revealed um that uh the festive period and into january is peak online dating season in new zealand yeah people get lonely so from from basically from right here into into into the summer months of jan we're in there we're swiping well not us not me and you but people are in there they're sw, they're swiping, they're keen, they've got their tan on, they've got their summer bod on. It's because you don't have work

to distract you. Is that what it is? I reckon you've got heaps of time on your hands. Or is it because you've been home for Christmas and you've seen your sister Georgia is there and she's all loved up and your parents are like, oh my god, thank you for giving us grandchildren. Georgia's the best. She's so good. Oh, I love Georgia. What about you? She is my favourite child.

Why are you always drunk? Oh, Rhythm and Vines again, is it? Okay. When are you going to find a nice man and settle down? Sound like my nonna. Yeah, well, maybe that's a bit too real. There is one day above all that is the biggest bumbling day in the country. It's New Zealand specifically and it's January 3rd.

Shut up. Is it really? Yeah, it's January 3rd. Shut up. Is it really? Yeah, it's January 3rd. That's my birthday. Yeah. Bumble. I knew people are off doing other things. Bumble is peaking on Bree's birthday, January 3rd.

On that day, well, it's January 3rd, this 2021. This time. It's actually the first Sunday of the new year is when it bangs off. Right. So the date is fluid, but the first Sunday of the new year is the biggest day for dating apps. That's blown my mind. I would have thought it would absolutely not be that day. Yeah.

Because you think about it. You've been through Christmas. You've ate like crap. You've drunk. Then you've gone through all the holiday period through there, you're drinking with your friends and you're having a good time and then you go through New Year's and you're partying hard and you're having the best time. January 3rd, you're exhausted.

You don't want to do anything. You're on the come down from all that fun. Yeah. You don't want to do nothing. Is it something to do with New Year's resolutions? Could that be it? Could it be like, oh, whose New Year's resolution is to do more bumbling? I'm going to get rejected more times than I ever have before.

Well, January 3rd is the day this time around. So the reason I give it out is it's probably your best chance for success. Go refresh the bumble, get a new profile picture, get some new banter, and then throw your line in the water because on January 3rd, the fish are biting, baby. Doesn't mean you're going to catch anything. No, yeah, actually. But they will be fish.

Bree and Clint. You know one thing I love is getting a bit of insight as to what not to do into relationships. Oh, yeah. Where do you get that insight from? TikTok. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. Where do we get anything from in 2020, to be honest? It's just got great advice on there.

I don't know if it does. It's all 100% real. I don't know if it does. I think TikTok might bring us down in the end. Genuine and just, you know, really raw. What about yesterday, how the whole world started doing the Hucker Challenge? And I'm like, oh, Christ, TikTok. Yeah, go away, TikTok.

Yeah. But a mum of three has revealed the ridiculous way she caught her now ex cheating on her. Right, okay. And I said before that he was stupid, and I know that sounds mean, but it's true in this case. Like, it's not even a way where she was like like being crafty and trying to find out stuff he just left it out there to for her to find exactly um i'll let her explain because she's done a video uh this is how she found out that her now ex was cheating my ex came home late and i was like where have you been and he's like oh i just want to go grab some starbucks really quick and then he goes upstairs leaves his drink down and I walk over to take a sip of it because he didn't get me one.

He just randomly went to go get coffee. I look at it, and of course, this dummy went with his ex. They wrote her name on the cup. So we came back downstairs, and I was like, oh, so you went with your ex, Brittany. And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. That's just the lady at Starbucks' name, and she wrote her name on the cup. So I ended up taking the coffee, and i threw it at him and i left obviously he's caught up with his ex yeah she's ordered the coffee so they're under her so they're under her name he hasn't even thought

about it and has left the cup downstairs i love anytime someone's scrambling to try and get out of a lie and that the desperate lengths they'll go to. And I think he probably did quite well. Considering, I mean, where else? In the heat of the moment, you've got to come up with some excuse. He's like, that's the Starbucks lady's name. She's dumb. She wrote her own name.

Here's a question. What else could he have said? Could he have said, they messed up my order? He could have said, if They've messed up my order He He could have said If he thought really quickly He could have gone Oh no I've taken someone else's

Drink by mistake I better go back God you're such a bad liar Well that's good You don't want to know You don't want to know If I'm a bad liar That is good

Yeah Anyway Well done men 10 out of 10 Keep fighting the good fight