ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 16th 2020

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

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G'day everyone and welcome to the Brian Clint podcast. It sounds different because the vagina is outweighing the dick and balls today on the podcast but producer Ben he's still here. G'day mate. G'day guys. You're the dick and balls portion and Clint away today he's back tomorrow. I had a bit of an idea for the podcast intro today. Do you need anything from me? Maybe just a tick and a Okay There we go There we go

I saw this thing on a friend of mine's Instagram story Where she It's essentially a card game of Would You Rather Oh yeah But the Would You Rather questions are some of the best Like they're not dirty ones But they're some of the best ones I've seen. Do you guys want to give it a go?

What's the other card game, the adult one? Never Have I Ever. The black and white one. Yeah. Is it like theirs or done by the same people? Maybe. Yeah. Maybe.

But I thought we could do the questions that are featured on here because they're quite hard. I think the game is called, for anyone playing at home, Would You Rather? Yeah, I don't know where it's from. Don't know where it's from. First question, would you prefer existing in a happy delusion or existing in a harsh reality?

Harsh reality. Probably a happy delusion. Happy delusion. All the way. Bye, Ben. This is kind of like a would you rather version of the one, you know, that segment that we do about the deep thoughts, you know. The Buzzy G stuff.

Oh, the mind-blowing stuff. Mind-blowing. Kind of, yeah. These are quite, some of them are a bit intense. Let's go to the next one. The next one is, and if anyone wants to write their answers in the podcast group, feel free. We'd love to see people's answers.

This next question is, what's something you'll never give up even though you know it's bad for you? Alcohol. Yep. Yeah. Like know it's bad for you? Alcohol. Yeah. Yeah. Like alcohol's not good for you. Yeah. And people will say, oh, all in moderation, but like binge drinking,

I mean, I'll put my hand up and say I've been there. I've had a few, probably too many on a weekend before. Yeah. But I don't think I'll ever give it up. Yeah, having a few beers. But I admire the people that recognise that if they do have a problem, they give it up Yeah having a few beers But I admire the people that recognise That if they do have a problem they give it up Good for you guys

Could I say fast food? Not good for me but I can't give it up That's a good one Chocolate What about you Ben? I would have said the few beers one Yeah I probably would have said that But I've tried

Not sniffing petrol? Pretty hard No I don't do that Yeah, I would have said the few beers one. Few beers, yeah. Yeah, I probably would have said that. But I've tried. Not sniffing petrol? Pretty hard. No, I don't do that. I do not do that. No, no. He stopped that. He stopped that. That's a lie.

We're just joking. All right, next one. If the world was ending and Elon Musk offered you a seat on his spaceship, would you go even if you couldn't take any of your loved ones? Yes. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I'd go. That's cool as.

Nah, fuck that. I wouldn't go. I couldn't because I would have to live knowing that every single person I've ever loved died. Oh, what? Yeah. Oh, the world's ending. Sorry, I thought it was just an opportunity to go. No, and then I'd have to live up in space by myself.

Yeah, okay. No, thanks. But Elon's there? Elon's there. Yeah. That's cool. I don't really like that question because all I can think about is that JP Sachs and Julia Michaels song.

If the world were any. All right. Next one. In your opinion, what fast food chain has the best French fries and why? Oh, this side. I like them all. There's a lot of good ones. There's a lot of good ones. There's a lot of good ones. Probably

Macca's. Macca's do have good chips. Yeah. But then KFC have good chips too. Yeah, but soggy in a box. No, but they put extra salt on them and Yeah, all good. Okay, we'll agree. They're all good. Fish and chips? They're all good. Probably fish and chips. No, I don't think it counts.

Would you rather be considered smart but in reality be dumb or be considered dumb but in reality be smart? Probably in reality be smart. Because it's not about what people think. Be considered dumb but in reality be smart because then I can just do all my stuff behind the scenes.

I shouldn't care what people think. Yeah, but we do, don't we, unfortunately. All right. That was a good one. Next one. Do you think it is okay to steal from big supermarkets? Yes. No, I've never stolen anything from that sort of thing.

I don't think I ever have either. Yeah. I've accidentally put something through as the wrong thing one time. Yeah. And I've had serious guilt about it. Really? Yeah, like I put through salted cashews as raw cashews. Smart.

That's smart. Well, that's like 30 cents difference probably. Still. Still. What are you taking? No, I'm not taking anything. You know what I do do, though? I just can't.

And I think it's fine. You know when you're purchasing a bag of grapes, I do have a couple on the way around the supermarket. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, really? I think it's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Of course that's fine. You know, when you're purchasing a bag of grapes, I do have a couple on the way around the supermarket. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, really? I think it's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Of course that's fine.

Yeah, but they do weigh those and you pay based on weight. Oh, do you? Yeah, for grapes anyway. I always have a few. You've got to try before you buy. Yeah, I'll dig into my stuff. There's a few more. Yeah, go on.

Would you rather travel 100 years back in time or would you rather travel 100 years into the future? Back. Yeah, I'd go back, definitely. Fuck that, being a woman 100 years ago. No, thanks. Oh, that's true. Nah, I'll still go back.

But then... Cool fashion. I worry about the climate and everything in the future too much. But then I also worry about, yeah, same, 100 years in the future. We don't know what's going to happen. So you really just don't know. And I'd probably meet, you know, your grandkids or something. That'd be weird. That would be weird.

That would be so weird. Okay. Would you rather have a near-death experience every day? Whoa. Or have sleep paralysis every night? Oh, that. Fuck both of those. I'm not answering either of them.

Depends on how serious the near-death experience is, obviously. Yeah, because you know how some people can't. Like, whoa, there's a car. Add a near-death experience. Well, you know, watch out. Oh, I can't answer that one. I don't know. How bad is sleep paralysis?

Really bad. It's horribly bad. Okay, within probably near-death experience. Because then you can always just be like, yo, look at me living, loving life. Yeah, the thing is, do you know you're going to have it that day? No, you don't. I don't think so. Okay, last

one, last one. Be blocked from using all search engines on the internet or be blocked from using all social media. Oh. Probably happily be blocked from all social media. I'd probably take social over

I'd probably take social over... I'd probably take social. Really? Because Google's always down. Yeah, Google's down a lot. So, I mean, sometimes we just live... But then you couldn't Google, like, how long to boil an egg for and stuff. How long has Google been down?

No, you can find that on... You just search up the Tasty channel and scroll a little bit. If I picked no more search engines, there'd be no more Google down. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it'd be the end. That makes me sad, but I could always play Facebook down. Yeah, that's true. That'd be the end. That makes me sad but I could always play Facebook down. Yeah, I'd get rid of social media. Facebook down! Facebook

down, you down, down. Okay, in 2014, how many pictures of producer Ben did he post where he was holding a craft beer? Only thing I had. He wasn't a craft beer guy back then. Didn't you have Facebook in 2014? I wouldn't have done much with it though. Yeah. When did you get Facebook in 2014? I wouldn't have done much with it, though. Yeah.

When did you get Facebook? Craft beer wasn't a trend back then either. Yeah, true. That's very true. Did I just wing Fazbit down? No. Yeah, you crushed it. It was so good.

Anyway, that's it. That was the game. I liked that game. That was pretty good. Oh, yeah. Did you use the sun? Yeah, I used sun. Makes you think quite a lot, eh?

There's another one there for you. Yeah. Yeah, those ones are more like deep. Like I said about... Yeah, I'd buy that card game. It's quite interesting to like... It tests your brain into thinking like, you know... What would you do? But then you just get stuck in this area.

You're like, oh, none of them. But I feel like there was only one question where I was like, I don't want to answer that one. I can't answer it because both of them are horrible. Anyway, guys, back tomorrow for the second last show. Oh, yeah, true. Which means the second last podcast. Well.

No, not really. Producer Ben has some. Yeah, there's a summer podcast coming out. I have some little Easter eggs coming up for you. Every few days there'll be a summer podcast. Some prezzies. You should just do one that's all about vaginas. I'd listen to that.

I don't think we have enough solely based vagina content. So you're telling me we need to do more vagina content? Yeah. If you want to do a full podcast on it, then you're going to need. I'll do a full podcast on vagina content. A full show's worth of content? No, that's not what she means. This is coming up right now.

It's the Vaheen podcast right now. Okay. It's just normal. What would you call the Vahine podcast? No. Two flaps and a boy. Right, where have those dolphins been? Yeah, that's it.

There we go. Enjoy the podcast. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

G'day, New Zealand, you beautiful wee thing. It is Brie here. Clint away today. He has gone back to Roto Vegas to do an inspirational speech at his old high school. The producer's in, helping me out, giving me a hand. And, guys, because Clint has been asked, you know, obviously he's successful, he's, you know, doing well in life.

I think that's how you know you're doing okay, is if the school asks you back and says, love for you to say some words. Way to rub it in, Ben. My school. Oh, you never. No, never heard back from my school, which is why I will be calling my primary school principal this afternoon

and just asking if he... You might have missed the letter. You've probably missed the email. You never check your emails. I think I missed it, yeah. I'm just going to ask him if he's interested in, you know, having me back to, you know, give an inspirational talk. We'll do that just after 4 o'clock.

We also have those Subway Christmas cookies presents. We'll do that just at 5 o'clock. We also had those Subway Christmas cookies presents. We'll do that just at 5 o'clock. So if you're keen to get some Christmas presents, thanks to Subway, that is on the way. But before that, guys. You've been building this up a lot to us behind the scenes for a week. I have been building it up a lot. And it's probably going to be one of the biggest things

we have done on the show this year. Clint is away, but he does know about it. He's approved it. Would you say this is one of the biggest exclusive interviews you've ever brought to our show? Yeah, it's probably the biggest celebrity that I have been able to get on the show. And not only will we have a celebrity on the show next, there will be multiple chances for people listening to win mobile fuel. Okay, good.

So that's all I'm going to say. Stick around. We will have a celebrity. Chances to win fuel. But before then, let's do a bit of topic. Breaking me on ZM with Brie and Clint. I'll be what you want. I'll be what you want.

Brie and Clint. Clint away, but he will be back tomorrow. And whilst he's away, the eggs will play. Producer Ben giving me a hand this afternoon and someone else is in the studio who I'd like to introduce, but I'd like to tell a little story. Over the last couple of months, I have been entranced by this person's Instagram stories. I've been on the edge of my seat. I've been hooked. I've just been following every story, every move.

And it's a person by the name of Amy. She's one of my mates. She works upstairs in the building. And Amy, you have been on a journey over the last couple of months where you have been constantly cracking double yokers. Double yokers, yep. What would you say, where did this journey begin and, I mean, how much traction have you got from, you know, cracking double yokers?

Like have you gotten in touch with any, are there any competitions you can enter or? I mean, if there was like a double yoke competition, there is no competition because I've bloody won. Well, this is the competition right now. Because what I thought, I've never ever in my life cracked a double yoker. Haven't you? Never ever.

I hadn't until this last couple of months. The dozen or the ten that I got. Wait, you did ten in a row. I got a pack of ten. Yeah. Hinergy, jumbos and seven out of ten of them were doubles. That's good odds.

Well, in studio. And in studio, we have ten eggs for you, Amy. And the way it's going to work this afternoon is can we crack a double yoker live on air? We're about to find out. And not only that, there's going to be more pressure on you this afternoon, Amy, because for every different egg, it is going to be associated with a caller who has called up on 0800-DIALS-AT-M.

And our first caller is Courtney. G'day, Court. Hello. Now, the way it works, Courtney, Amy is with us here. If she cracks a double yoker, you will take home some mobile fuel this afternoon, okay? Okay. Good luck, Amy. All right. Perfect. Your egg is the first one. Amy,

if you will, take out the first egg. I'd like to say a little egg prayer. Oh, you're going to do this every egg? It's going to take ages. No, just the first of all of them. Okay, say your egg. Courtney, put your hands together. Pray with me. I am. Thank you. Dear egg gods, please let this be a double yoke so I don't look like a dick on national radio. Amen. Amen. All right, here we go.

Can we get one double yoker out of ten? We've got Amy Wycliffe here in the studio who is renowned for cracking double yokers. Amy, when you're ready. Can I pick the egg? Does it have to be any random egg? You choose the egg. We're going to crack all of them,

so just go with whatever one feels good. I'll go with the first one I touch. Okay. Here we go. Don't know how I feel about this one. Ready? Yeet. Is it a double yoker?

It's a single. Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Courtney. Thanks for calling through. Let's go to our next caller, Bernie. Hello. Hello. How's it going?

Bernie, I bet you're on the edge of your seat. We're about to our next caller, Bernie. Hello. Hello, how's it going? Bernie, I bet you you're on the edge of your seat. We're about to crack your egg. Are you ready? I'm ready. Go, Amy. Here we go. Bernie, that's a great name. That's my nana's name. That could be a sign. Okay, Amy, when you're ready, come on.

Come on. It's a single. Bernie, I'm so sorry Thanks for calling through Alright, Marie More people are calling though Marie, are you absolutely on the edge of your seat?

Absolutely, shaking Alright, come on Marie, this is your egg Any words for Amy? Go, let's go Amy Alright, Marie Only because you sit there, I'll do it Alright Let's go

Number three, what have we got? It's a single I really thought it was a double No, no, no Marie Sorry Sorry Marie It's not your fault Marie

Why are you apologising? That's okay Marie, not your fault It's my fault Alright Ashley Hello You're egg number four. Do you feel lucky? Yeah, this is exciting.

Nice. Nice, Ashley. You were just sitting there waiting to say that. Yes, Ashley. Excellent. Excellent. Come to me. Come to me.

I've got it. All right, here we go. Egg number four. Here we go. Let's go. I'm feeling around. I feel like this one's good. Come on, Amy.

I don't know. It feels a bit light. We're looking for a double yoga live on air. Come on. Come on. It feels a bit light. We're looking for a double yoker live on air. Come on. Come on. That's a single. I don't know how I feel about these eggs, guys. I'm so sorry.

They're the right eggs. They're the ones you taught us to get. I do have some more upstairs, though. I just went to the supermarket this morning. We're not going to crack a million eggs. All right, Emma. One more. Emma.

Yes. It's got to be you. Yes. Like he laughed. Come on. It's got to be you. Yes. Like he laughed. Come on. It's got to be you. All right. Amy.

Here we go. That one looks big. That's a big egg. It feels pretty good, but I don't know. It feels good? How does it feel? I'm a bit worried, guys. But there are four in there now, so if there are six when I do this, I just need to keep count.

That's quick math. I'm real smart. We're looking for a double yoga. What have we got? Oh, it's a single. Damn it! There's a lot of people calling. It's not? Oh, it's a single. Damn it! There's a lot of people calling. Sorry, but it's not your fault.

It's not your fault, Emma. We appreciate the support. It's not your fault. And you know what? I'm making an executive decision right now. Yeah? We're doing another five. Call through.

0800. 0800 dials in. We're going again. We're going to come back after Alessia Cara. Do you want an egg crack for you? Can we get a double yoker? Call now. 0800 dials at him.

We'll be back. If you have just joined us, I'm on the edge of my seat and I'm standing up. So that's how big this is. We have Amy in studio who has been cracking multiple double yokers at home on Instagram. There's proof. There's proof. There's actual video.

I should put a highlight reel of my eggs. You should. I feel like, you know, you're going to get a very good egg deal. Hinergy, if you're looking for a face of Hinergy. Sign her up. I'm here. I'm here. So what we're doing is I've never seen a double yoga cracked ever.

I've never cracked one myself. We're seeing if we can crack one double yoga out of ten eggs this afternoon. We're already five down, and each person on the phones gets one egg. If your egg is a double yoga, you will take home some mobile fuel. Hi, Danielle. Hi. Are you feeling lucky yes definitely all right Danielle Amy is picking up your egg picking an egg she is about to crack her sixth egg what does it feel

good feels good okay all right here we go oh no she, no, she's changing eggs. She's changing eggs. Okay. Oh, my God, come on. What is it? What is it? It's a single. Danielle. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Danielle. Just a play. Danielle's like, I could have done better. Susan. I get that a lot. Susan. Oh, hi.

How are you? Are you ready to go? We're ready to crack our egg. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. Here we go. The seventh egg. Will it be a double yoker?

I will remind people just before you crack this egg that double yokers are usually one in 1,000 chance. Really? No BS. No pressure. I Goog No BS. No pressure. I Googled it. No pressure. But Susan, it could be yours.

Yeah. Here we go. Seventh egg. So much scrambled eggs after this. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on.

I'm just counting the ones in there now. Come on. It looked like a lot. It's a single. It's a single. Damn it. Oh. Oh, sorry, Susan.

Not today. Not today. All right, Christine. Okay. What number is Christine? This will be the... Eighth. Eighth.

Thanks, Christine. I appreciate that help. Please let it be a double yoga. Come on, Christine. That's the energy. I feel like that could be transferred into the egg. Come on. All right. Come on, girl. Here we go. Double, double. Christine, that's the energy. I feel like that could be transferred into the egg. Come on.

Come on, girl. Here we go. Double, double. Oh, it's a single. Oh, Christine. Guys, there's only two eggs left. Two eggs left. That means we've come down to all of this. We've spent half an hour of radio on it.

Cracking bloody ears. All right, Rachel. People are still calling, so it must be good. Yeah, people are still calling. Rachel, could it be your egg? Hopefully. Come on, mate. It feels a little heavy.

Okay, good. Feels a little heavy. Oh, that's a good sign. Rachel, this could be it. I will remind people listening, following along, if Amy at any point cracks a double yoker, the person on the phone whose egg that is will take home some mobile fuel. But I'm not confident.

Hey, no, hey. Okay, I'm confident. Positivity. It's my 15 minutes and all I've done is bloody crack single eggs. Well, you've had 25 minutes, but I believe in you, Amy. Okay. All right. You've got this. Right, right, eight... I believe in you, Amy. Okay. All right. You've got this.

Right, we're at eight there. God, there's so many eggs. They look so weird as a group. Yeah, there's a lot of them. Okay. Come on, double yoke, double yoke. It's a double! Yeah, she's got it!

We've done it! Play some celebratory music! Rachel! She's still got it. So cool. I'm so glad because I don't think Ross Boss is going to be very appreciative of the 20 minutes of egg content, but we've picked up a double yoker,

and Rachel, you've picked up some fuel thanks to mobile. Nice work. Awesome. Thank you so much. You wouldn't bloody believe it. One in 1,000 chance. Oh, that poor last person. We'll never know.

We had one egg left. Should we crack it? Should we? What if it's not a 1,000 chance. Oh, that poor last person. We'll never know. We had one egg left. Should we crack it? Should we? What if it's not a double? And then it's like, no, we got one. We got one. David. Okay, go on.

David, you've waited on the phones. We've got to crack your egg. Are you ready? I'm so ready. But if it's not, the yolk is on you. You know that. Oh, they're just sitting there. Very good, David.

Thinking these egg puns. Here we go. All right, David. One more. One more egg. Let's do it. Come on. Let's do a double of the double. Come on. Double, double. I of these egg puns. Here we go. All right, David. One more. One more egg. Let's do it. Come on. Let's do a double of the double.

Come on. Double, double. I think it's a single. Yeah, it's a single. Shave it. Damn it, David. The yolk's on us. Hey, thanks anyway.

Hey, that's all right, David. Thanks for calling. But we got a double. Hey, we got a double. And that's the only thing that matters. There you go. Double yolk. Okay, we did get one out of ten, which I'm happy with that.

Can I wash my hands now? Yeah, go wash your hands. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell me why people are pretty much on Lizzo's case about what she's been doing in the last 10 days or so?

Here's the thing. Yes, Lizzo. I love Lizzo. But by the way, Lizzo could do no wrong in my eyes. She went to Mexico, right? Just to set the scene. Let me just set the scene. She went to Mexico and she ate these foods, spicy foods and that.

And it made her feel very upset in the stomach, right? She said she was very upset. She felt uncomfortable. And so she did a 10-day cleanse, a 10-day juice cleanse. What's the song? Doesn't she have a song called Juice? Yeah, blame it on my juice, baby. Yeah, blame it on the juice.

So she's come out and she's like, look, guys, I did this 10-day cleanse. I feel fantastic. I feel fresh. I mean, well, I'm hydrated. Anyway, people started to come for her because it kind of people thought it was one of those like you know diet bad things that are unhealthy for you in the long term that's how they felt they said come for her she's come and back and she's hit back it's like guys first of all as you know i you know i don't normally post stuff like this on social media, but look, I got good results. I was doing a cleanse.

I was in Mexico. I felt like hell. I came back. I felt hydrated. I had more inner peace. I felt better mentally. I felt amazing because, you know, she felt good after a time away and then some, you know,

some healthy drinks. So she's, look, defending herself. And like I said, Liz, I can do no wrong in my eyes. It's interesting because I get what people are saying and there is a lot of juice cleansers out there that can be very unhealthy and, you know, but a detox can be quite good for you as well. But I find it really interesting what she's written on her Instagram. She said, I detox my body and I'm still fat.

I love my body and I'm still fat. I'm beautiful and I'm still fat. These things are not mutually exclusive to the people who look up to me. People, do not starve yourselves. I did not starve myself. I fed myself greens and water and fruit protein and sunlight. You don't have to do that to be beautiful or healthy. That was my way.

You can do what you want with your life. Remember, despite anything or what anyone says, do what you want with your body. It's a great message, I think, from Lizzo, if you ask me, Dean. And that is the latest. All thanks to Social Drinks Co. Low sugar, low carb, summer's seltzer in a can. Bree and Clint.

Third last show of the year. Clint away today, but he will be back tomorrow. The producer's in giving me a hand. And it was when producer Anastasia said before the show, have you seen the stats that are out about the most stolen work utensil? And I went, oh, why are you bringing this up? What do you mean? Why are you bringing these up?

Why now, right before we're about to leave? Is this your own research from stuff you've stolen from work and what is the most common utensil? Good question. I went home and I counted through. There's an obvious difference. Work has the nice ones. Yeah.

Our ones at the flat aren't very nice and I did a wee head counting. Because I know what I've taken the most. Oh, really? Yeah. This is actually a real study. Okay. Some Australians have actually studied this in workplaces and done a survey on which is the most stolen utensil.

Mate, I'm here for this info. Which one do you reckon it is for you guys? I'd say it would be the fork. Yeah, I went straight for fork. I mean, the fork, it's universal. It's, you know, very agile. It's a utility utensil. Also, it's just the thing you bring on your lunch to work.

I'm not bringing just one knife or one spoon. If I need to, if I hypothetically took something, it would be a fork. You know there was a big fork shortage here at the start of the year? Yep, they're all at your house, so we know who did that. You know, last year, and this is no BS, I at one point looked in our drawer at my flat and was like, oh, my God, I bought back, I think, 20 forks. You bought them back?

I bought them back, yeah. Oh, yeah, good. Yeah, I always bring them back. Yeah, yeah, I'm very convinced by that. Is it a fork? No, it's not actually a fork. It's a spork, isn't it? Spork.

It's not a spork. Can we have a drum roll of what the most stolen utensil in the workplace is? The teaspoon. Oh, really? A teaspoon? Do you guys want to know? I quickly went out before the break and had a wee check of our drawers here. Oh, no.

You'll never believe it. Not a single teaspoon. Really? Mate. The Australians are correct. I'm putting this in right here for a radio award. And people have been saying,

producers, where's Clint? It's the third last day of the year for the show. Well, he had a very big honour today

and he got asked, he got the call up to go back to his old school and give an inspirational speech. Is that what it was? Yeah, do we know if it's an inspirational speech?

I didn't really listen. I just assumed it was some sort of speech about, you know. Wasn't he honouring a teacher or something? Yes, possibly. At a new auditorium or something? He was opening an auditorium or giving a speech or he was going back as someone. He was asked back.

Yeah, as someone who was successful. The reason I'm here today is because I've never been asked back. Hey, come on, mate. No, I've never been asked back to a school, never been asked to give a talk. Maybe it's to do with the whole moving over here thing. Oh, possibly. No, even before that was never asked back.

I don't think we get mail from Australia. I don't think they... No, I mean, they can call, which is, you know what, I thought, you know, Clint's been asked back and what a great honour to get asked back to go back to your old school. I thought I could call my old principal. Okay. And just put the feelers out there.

Oh, right. See if maybe... I could come back. Maybe if they wanted me to come back. Okay. You know, give a speech to the kids. This is how you get into radio. I don't know. Maybe if they wanted me to come back. Okay. You know, give a speech to the kids. This is how you get into radio. I don't know.

On a scale of one to ten, do you think, like, they'd say yes? They'd say yes. They'd remember you at least. I think the restraining order has been dropped. Have they watched your Facebook videos? No, no, no, no, no, no. In all seriousness. Okay.

My old principal, and this is dead serious, his name is Mr. Fanny. He's a crazy Englishman. Yeah, right. I've got his number. Personal number. His personal number off my mum's. Let's put in a call now. Okay.

And first see if he remembers me and then, you know, see if there's any chance. Let's put in the call now. Hello, who's speaking? Hello, is that Mr. Fanny? Yes, yes. Mr. Fanny, it's your star and, you know, very successful ex-student Brie Thomasel here.

How are you? Oh, Brie, I'm good, and yourself? I'm very well. Oh, very good. Look, I will inform you, you are on the radio at the moment. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, right.

I just had a really quick question, if you had two seconds to answer it for me. Yep. Look, my co-host, Clint, he's not here today. He's been asked back to his school to give, you know, an inspirational talk from someone who has, you know, obviously done quite well in their career or their life or is succeeding. I just was calling up to see if you wanted me back

or do you want me to come do a talk or, you know, an inspirational speech for the kids? Absolutely. Wait a second. You actually want me to come back to the school and give an inspirational talk? Before, I was just being polite. But when I really think about it, I think that's the worst thing

that could happen to our school because we were successful without you anyway. Just let me know if you change your mind, if you need, you know, someone to... No, I'm a sensible person. I don't think I'll ever change my mind. I'm still suffering from the term I taught you, actually. I'll slowly get over it.

Okay, all right. Well, you let me know if, like, multiple people end up pulling out for the inspirational talk and you need a washed-up has-been radio announcer. I'm here. I'm just putting my hand up. I'll probably forget that. It was worth a shot. Feel boy, baby, do a leap and make them dance.

Bree and Clint. Guys, look, Clint's away at the moment, and I thought me and the producers, while we're here, we've got a couple of shows left of the year. I had an idea for a new game, which I thought we could road test today. Okay. All right, let's kick off some music. Bit of atmosphere. Now, look, essentially I was laying in bed last night and saucy.

And I saw, I can't remember how it came about, but a song has come across my vision. Okay. You saw it on your phone. I saw it somewhere. Okay. Heard it somewhere, saw it somewhere. And I thought to myself, I have not thought about that song in, I reckon, a couple of years.

And I thought we could play a game where essentially people listening call us up and they have to pitch us a song, which we have to know, but we haven't thought about in a couple of years. And we've got to be honest about this, right? We've got to be honest about it. Is it two years or one year? What do you guys think? I think if we're at the end of this year, so today, this year. I can't think that far back. Haven't thought about this song this year.

Guys, I think I've got a song which I don't reckon you've thought about in multiple years. Okay. But quite a big hit in my opinion. I've got to hear it, but I don't know what it is. Do you want me to play it? Okay, this is the test. This is the test.

All right, this is the song that I think at least you guys in here haven't thought of or heard for a long while. So does it count if I have never heard this song in my life? No. Okay. You have to. So if I've never heard it, I just have to be like, never heard it, I don't know what that is.

Yes, so you're out of the game. Okay, great. You have to have heard the song and know the song. And not thought about it. Okay, cool. Oh, yeah, sweet, I get it. Okay, this is the song that I'm pitching this afternoon for this game. Okay.

Yeah, nice. Sparks? Jordan Sparks. Yeah, Jordan Sparks. Jordan Sparks. Yeah. Battlefield. When was the last time you heard it? I can't remember the last time I heard of it, but I can remember the last time I thought about it.

When? When we did a birthday bang and we did a Jordan Sparks. We couldn't play it. It was the No Air song. And then we're like, what other Jordan? And then what could we play? And that came up. The important question has been, when was that? I'd have to go back, but definitely not like over a year ago. Okay play and that came up. The important question has been when was that?

I'd have to go back, but definitely not like over a year ago. Okay. But that's great. I feel like that's a good one. We definitely haven't played that. I feel like, should we make it if you haven't heard it in a year? Yeah, that's good. You know, this is all, we're brainstorming this out at the moment.

Anastasia, when was the last time you heard Jordan Sparks' Battlefield? It would not be recently. Well, you're about to hear it right now. Are we going to play it? We're going to play it. Jordan Sparks' Battlefield. If you think you've got a song that we have not heard in a year, you could win some mobile fuel.

Call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll do that next. Let's kick off the old school 90s music. Essentially, the way the game works, guys, is I want people to call up and try and stump us. Pitch us a song and see if we haven't heard it in at least a year. I like it.

And I think this is the way it's going to work because we are brainstorming this. This might come back next year. So essentially we've got three callers. I reckon the way we do it, they will pitch us their song that they think we haven't heard in a while. And then we, us three here, need to be unanimous on which one as a collective we haven't heard in the longest time.

Okay, cool. Okay? Yeah, sweet. So the song I pitched, which kicked off this whole game, was Jordan Sparks' Battlefield. But why does love always feel like a battlefield? A battlefield, a battlefield. I mean, bring Jordan Sparks back.

She's got to release some music. Yeah. She was the OG. That was a banger. All right, let's go to Amber first. Hi, Amber. Hi. What song, Amber, do you think us three in here

haven't heard in ages? Okay, it was a banger and I hope you haven't heard it, but it's Walking Away by Craig David. I'm walking away from all the trouble in my life. Amber, I've got some real... Do you want the good news or the bad news?

Oh, no, it is a banger. It is a banger. Good news, absolute banger. Bad news, I know for a fact, at least Producer Ben has probably heard that in the last couple of days. It's one of his favourite all-time songs. Oh, Producer Ben, come on, mate. I mean, I haven't heard it in the last few Ben, come on, mate. Come on, Producer Ben.

I mean, I haven't heard it in the last few days, but definitely last Friday. What about you, Bree? I reckon because I'm around Producer Ben so much, I have heard that song this year. Every time it comes on as a Friday jam, everyone's like, Ben's, yeah, Ben always turns it up. But I like the suggestion, Amber.

It's a good song. No worries. Yeah, you've got one. You've got one vote. Let's go to Courtney. Hi, song. No worries. Yeah, you've got one. You've got one vote. Let's go to Courtney. Hi, Court. Hiya. What song do you think we haven't heard in ages?

Adam Lambert, What Do You Want From Me. What do you want from me? What do you want from me? What do you want from me? Does a small snippet of the song count? In what way? Because I watched that documentary of him, which is about him joining Queen.

Oh, yeah. And they play quite a lot of this song and the film clip in the doco, and I watched that this year. I don't know, but I'm straight out the gate. I would say I haven't heard it. Anastasia? No way. I sing it I haven't heard it. Anastasia? Yeah, no way. I sing it every night, a different version.

I go, what do you want for tea? Don't you guys not do that? My mum used to always say that. Courtney, stick around. You might be winning the mobile fuel. Last person, Kit. What song do you think we haven't heard in ages? Okay I

Oh god, I've got two Which one One could be a bit dicey Because it was sort of part of a popular Kit, I'd go with the one you told the producer Yeah And then we'll get the other one from you after We'll see

So Gisclin, Don't Be So Hard On Yourself. What song is that? What was it? Jess Glynn? Oh, Jess Glynn, Don't Be So Hard On Yourself. Don't be so hard on yourself. Bit of a breakthrough song.

I run for this most days. Do you? I'm so excited. It's a good song to run to. It is a good song. Yeah. I run for this most days. Do you? I'm sorry, Kit. It's a good song to run to. It is a good song, yeah. All right, guys. Now we need to make a decision as to what song. Yeah, right.

Unanimously, we haven't heard for the longest. Well, I have not heard that Adam Lambert. I'd have to say I vote for Adam Lambert as well, even though Anastasia sings it every night. Yeah, but I don't actually listen to it. But she gets two votes from Ben and I, because I only heard a snippet of it. I'm going to say Courtney.

You've taken it out this afternoon. Yep. Courtney's like, yeah, I have. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah. I like this game. Nice work, Courtney. You've picked up some mobile fuel.

Whee! The easiest fuel she'll ever win. There you go. What song haven't we heard in ages? What's the game called, by the way? I mean, T's and C's. We'll come up with that later. Bree and Clint.

I heard on Fletch, Vaughan and Megan this morning that they were talking about what were the favourite takeaway orders in New Zealand this year. Okay, another list. I like it. I love a list. Producer Anastasia, did you see what the top thing that people were ordering was?

Yes, I did. What was it? Indian food. Was it? Was it? Yeah, which actually is mine. Is that your top one? Is it?

Yeah, they said that the butter chicken obviously just Butter chicken and naan, can't go wrong. Butter chicken, yeah, especially probably on like a dusty Sunday morning. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're having... No.

You're telling me that you're having butter chicken on a Sunday morning after a few babies the night before. By the time you wake up, it's like 11, so it's like early lunch. Still. That's dangerous. Really? That is dangerous.

Soak up all the alcohol. Because I'm usually eating in bed and that stuff is bright orange. Yeah. That's a recipe for disaster. No, I'm not a butter chicken girl myself. I thought we could read out what we've ordered the most on Uber Eats this year. It's quite confronting. Is that what yours is, butter chicken?

Yeah. Indian food? Yeah, it'll be Indian food. Probably closely followed by pizza. Order a lot of pizza. Not for myself, obviously. Producer Ben, what do we think Producer Ben has ordered the most? Is he a burgers man? Oh, yeah.

He's not like a burger. I reckon he's like a ribs man. Like Lone Star. I don't know if I'd get ribs from Uber Eats. Yeah, you wouldn't. That's wrong. I've got ribs from Uber Eats. It's delightful. No, I didn't do that.

I'm going to say like noodles or like Thai or something. Like Pad Thai. I just don't see him being a Pad Thai man. You don't? I see him being a Pad Thai man. How about we just ask him? Okay, what have you ordered the most? Do you want the restaurant or just the kind of food?

The kind of food. Let's go cuisine. Fast food. Yeah kind of food. Let's go cuisine. Fast food. Burgers. McDonald's. McDonald's, how many times? 15. Really? I only ordered McDonald's six times this year. Nice. The only times I've ordered McDonald's is for the show.

I mean, for the show. For our show? Why are you putting it on us? We did those Whopper tests. No, it's Burger King. We did the test on the burgers that time. Oh, yep, yep, yep. My most ordered food for 2020 was Italian, and I ordered it. Do I need to hang this?

Oh, no. 36 times. No, you didn't. I did. No BS. Oh, my God. There you go. Hey, no, she didn't. I did. No BS. Oh, my God. There you go. Hey, no, she's supporting local bin.

It's true. Supporting local business. Maybe just about too many times. Maybe not as many times as I did. Please welcome to the show my friend Sole Mio. What's going on? I just took a stab there and went, my friends, big, big fans of the show. Well, you guys now work on Flavor, so.

That's right. Hey, we're a team. You're family. We're a team. We're family. We're part of the furniture now. Colleagues. Of course, we've got Ty and Penne.

Where's Moses? Where's he at? Oh, you don't need Moses. I mean, I'm excited. Because about time I get some time with the two hottest brothers in the show. I knew it. Very exciting, guys. You've announced a national tour over the summer to round it out.

You're doing a lot of places and a lot of shows. Yep, in a short amount of time. And it's a bit risky because at this time, we don't even know what's going to happen. We could get to that spot and we could end up cancelling. Who knows? We're putting it on the wind. We're like, you know what?

Let's do it. If it happens, it happens. Stay awake. Yeah, you're going back-to-back shows all around the country, which is very exciting. Feb and March, if you're keen. And the end of the summer would be perfect weather for it, the Solo Meo boys.

And if you want to get in the good books with your partner, I'd be getting tickets, which you can do from Friday, December 18th at endeavour.live forward slash Solomio. Yes, the last one ends here in Auckland. Guys, good Christmas present. A couple of Solomio tickets. Oh, just saying. There you go.

There you go. We got you. Hey, while I've got you guys here, I thought we could throw you in the deep end. Why am I feeling nervous about this? Producer Ben, hit it. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

That person needs to tour right there. That definitely wasn't me singing the opener of that game. It is Google down, lads. Do you guys want to know the rules? Yes. This is a game we play every Wednesday on the show, and essentially we're about to find out who is the fastest Googler. Oh, yo, yo, yo.

So it'll be Ty versus Penne versus Joe, who's called through on the phones on 0800 dials at M. So, guys, essentially how it works, I'm going to give you a question. When you know the answer, the most common answer that comes up on Google for the question, just yell out the answer. Most common answer. Yeah, so the first one that comes up. First one that pops up.

Let's see where my Vodafone is set up. See my two degrees. Do you want me to hook you up with a bit of data? No, no, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I owe got it. I've got it. I owe you. Don't help him.

So, Joe, have you played before, Joe? No, I haven't. Okay, perfect. So, all you need to do is yell out the answer when you have the most common answer on Google. It is best out of seven. So, first to three. I'm ready. Are you guys ready?

I am so ready. All right. Here we go. Everyone's Googling on phones this afternoon. Question number one. Currently, who is the richest person in the world? Start Googling. Yell it out.

Yes. Jeff Bezos. Oh, he's got it. He's got it. Yep. That is one to Bennett. These fingers are quick. That's one happy wife guys I'm so getting tickets to the show

Question number two Alright You guys need it Joe and Ty You need this one Question number two And I will remind you lads I will remind you lads

You can take a stab If you think you just know this But if you yell out the wrong answer, you are out of that question. Oh, okay. Okay. Got it. Question number two. How old is Keanu Reeves?

Start Googling. 56 years. That is right. What? Was that a guess, Menae? Nope. I got it Googled. You got it.

I got it Googled on. That means. I think he's already got them sort of like bookmarked. I got it Googled. You got it. I got it Googled on. That means... I think he's already got them sort of like bookmarked. No, no, no, no, no. He loves Keanu Reeves. Swift, you've never seen these thumbs in action, I tell you. It's because they're the same age. They call him lightning thumbs.

All right, Joe. That means Joe and Ty, you guys need to get this. Yeah. Because if Penne gets it, he wins all of Google Down for the last week of the year. Is there a prize to this? Because I'm feeling quietly stoked. We can organise one. There's a cake out there.

You can have the cake. Joe, what's about to happen is I'm going to hold him down. You're going to type in as quickly as you can. Let's go. All right, lads from Soleimani versus Joe. Question number three. How tall is the Leaning Tower of Pisa? 57 metres.

He's taken it out. Google down. It's all over. Did you Google that just then? We need to get you back next year. Did you say 57? He said 57. It's 55.8.

Oh, no, no. Most common. Mine says 57 as well's 55.8. Oh, no, no. Most common. Mine says 57 as well. Most common. It all comes up. Henne takes it out for the Sole Mio boys. Google down. Even Joe is astounded.

He's like, how? Even Joe's like, oh, my God, you're ridiculous. There they are, the lads from Sole Mio going on tour. Get your tickets for February and March. Head there now, Endeavor.live forward slash Sole Mio. They go on sale 18th of December. Thanks for coming in, lads. Thanks, guys.

Thanks for having us. Clint's away today. Back tomorrow for the second last show of the year. But we wanted to talk about one of the trends that's happening on TikTok at the moment. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. Because we are up with the kids. We are up.

But I've been seeing this one happen for a couple of weeks now and it's where people are talking about rich people things. Yeah, right. They're saying what's the richest thing or richest person's behaviour that you have personally witnessed? And what they mean by that is, what have they done where you could tell that they're really rich?

You know? Do you want me to tell you one that I saw just this morning? I'm always on TikTok. You love a bit of TikTok. This guy just said, oh, the richest behaviour that I've ever seen is, I was on the phone with someone and they had to hang up because they had to quickly go to talk to their lawyer because someone had stole $200,000 from their bank account.

They said, yeah, I know it's been like... Wait, they've got $200,000 in their bank account? And that's enough as it is to know someone's probably doing okay. Yeah. And they said, oh, yeah, I know. I just noticed it's been like nine months. It got stole like nine months ago. And the guy's like, how did you not know it had been taken?

He said, oh, would you notice if there's $20 taken from your bank account? So he's saying... So he was really well off. So he's saying $200,000 is like $20 to him. $20 to the normal person. That's ridiculous. And so they're like, well, that's my experience from someone rich that I've had conversations with. It's quite interesting.

Do you guys have anyone that's like really wealthy in your families? Nah, not like a close, nah, not close. Like real rich? Nah. Yeah, you do? Producer Anastasia? Yeah, yeah. Is this your auntie that owns all the horses?

No. People who own all horses are rich. Yeah. Or just farm animals, they're doing well. Well, I don't know. And what kind of farm animals? Lots of them, lots. Yeah, lots of them, yeah.

You do have a rich person in your family? Who? Yeah, they're awesome. Oh, no. You don't want to name them? You can't say? Yeah. What are they?

Are they a sultan of Brunei or something? Are they? No, they're not. I don't even know what that means. You gave me the look like maybe. No, I gave you the look like what's a sultan of Brunei? Oh, like someone who's rich because they're royal. There's heaps of stories.

They're doing well. Yeah, they're doing well. I always had, growing up, my dad's brother, my dad's oldest brother, quite wealthy. Well, quite wealthy. He's got like four Ferraris. Like really wealthy. Did he buy your dad a Ferrari or something?

No. Oh, my dad wishes. You see that he bought your dad a car. He bought my dad a car, wasn't he? Yeah, that's big. See, that's a flex. Yeah. I mean, lovely gift, but yeah, very wealthy.

Does he come around for Christmas every year? Not every year, but because sometimes he's in Japan skiing or, you know. Does he get great gifts? Okay, okay. We got McDonald's toys one year from him for Christmas. Were they like limited edition like 50 years ago? No, no. Worth a lot of money. Mine rocked up to my 21st

with a $300 bottle of champagne. Hands an envelope with $500 cash in it. Baller. Really? Yeah, that was pretty cool. And my parents just stood there like thanks mate. We got her a badminton set.

This is awkward. Don't open your gift. One more time I saw really rich behaviour from someone and I didn't know this person but I was at the supermarket one time and I was standing behind this lady and she walks over to the mixed nut section and she got, I'm not joking, I reckon she got half a kilo of pistachio nuts. Oh.

Bola. Yeah, that's fast and loose. Like that's fast. Bad time. She must have so much money. She doesn't even weigh it. She's like, that'll do. She didn't even weigh it.

I didn't even see her weigh it. She was like, whatever. And just went straight to the register. I was like, that woman definitely drives a Bentley. No joke. I thought we could ask this afternoon. On 0800DIALSATM, do you have a rich relative? Yeah, I like that.

What do they do? How rich? And how do you know? Have you seen some behaviour from them to know that they're rich? Are they giving big gifts? Are they really showing off? What are they doing? You can text us on 9696 or call us now on 0800 dials

at M. Oh, there's some good texts coming through for this. Clint's away and he's going to hate this because he loves money. We're talking rich relatives. Do you have one? How do you know that they're really rich? Are they, you know, dropping heaps of money on gifts?

Are they flying in on a private plane? What are they doing? It's a trend that's happening on TikTok at the moment and sometimes it's just fun to talk about. And also Bree recently brought her plane, so she's trying to, you know. Yeah. Is anyone else doing that?

It's only an eight-seater plane, guys. That's okay. Everyone relax. We've asked you guys on 0800DIALS at M, who's your rich relative? Let's talk to Jack first. Hi, Jack. Jack first. Hi, Jack.

How are we? How do you know your relative is rich? We went and bought a 1946 Shiv truck for our cash. How much was it? $100,000. What? You dropped $100,000. What? You dropped $100,000 in cash. That's rich.

That's really rich. There's a few texts coming through. I love the one that talks about their auntie. They says, I have a really rich auntie. She paid cash for a 2020 Audi RS6 and got it fully specced out. She then owns four different shops, which I won't name. And for Christmas, she used to give us a $1,500 gift card and my parents got $1,000 in grocery vouchers.

I want that auntie. Where's that auntie? I mean, I like my aunties, but you know. What about Debbie? Hi, Debbie. How are you? Hi, Brie. I'm good, thanks. How are you? Hi, Brie. I'm good, thanks.

How are you? Very well, thanks, Deb. Who's your rich relative? It's not a relative, but there's a guy in our town who helicopters his daughter to the school hockey game. What? Oh, my God. Well, like in front of everyone.

Everyone can see this helicopter coming. Down onto the field. Then the daughter's like, you're late. Yes. Yes. No way. Debbie, can I ask, between you and I and all of New Zealand that's listening, do you and the other parents, do you all look at each other

and just kind of roll your eyes? Well, kind of, but, you know, he's earned his money and he can do what he wants with it. And you never know if he's going to offer you a lift sometime, you know? Oh, I wish he would. That'd be nice, yeah. I like that. Someone else has texted through and they said,

my grandparents are doing pretty well for themselves. I never really realised how well until my 21st birthday when they gave me a $20,000 check. Jeez. That'd be funny if it was the kids' pocket money like all those years and then they've just been saving it up. They're like, here you go, $20,000. By the way, that was yours.

Yeah. Someone else texted, here you go, $20,000. By the way, that was yours. Yeah. Someone else texted through and they said, my boyfriend lived in another city and he couldn't be bothered driving me home one week so he hired a private plane and flew me home. And then they wrote, that's rich. That is really rich. There's someone else that texted through and they said,

my uncle used to own Quicksilver. Whoa. Whoa. Now, that's rich. There's so many good texts on this. I wish I could read them all out. Let's end it with Jeremy. Hello, mate.

How are you? Good, thank you. Do you have a rich relative? Yeah, so my uncle's loaded. They publish a list of the rich people every year. I think he's like top 20 with 70-odd million. Oh, wait, what? He has 70-odd million.

Yeah, well, I don't know. That's the last rich list that came out. They publish it every year. So the last count was about 70 million. So he's obviously published in this public list every year. So obviously you and all your family know how much he's got. So is it awkward at Christmas? What does he get you for a present?

Well, I have never had a Christmas present from him, but he came to my 21st and he got me a pair of silk boxes. Silk boxes? That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. They were free. Like, they had an advert for the mobile.

So he'd obviously picked them up for free and then he's like, sweet, Jeremy's 21st. they were free. Like they had an advert for the mobile. So he'd obviously picked them up for free and then he's like, sweet, Jeremy's 21st. The whole hand is over. Jeremy, you look at your uncle, you're like, these are like eight sizes too big for me. I love that, Jeremy.

Thanks for your call. 70 million bucks and he gives him a free pair of boxes that he got. Yeah, not fair. We're just talking about people who are rich before. I just wanted to read out this one last text, which says, I purchased a new Hanes Hunter boat during the last recession

and named it Recession. Yeah, that's good. That's pretty good. Let's do Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger.

All right, guys. This is where we take three people's birthdays, we figure out what was number one on their 16th, and then we'll play the best one in full. Let's kick it off with Sheridan. Hello, mate. Hi. How are you?

I'm good, thanks. How are you? Good, thanks, Sheridan. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 28th of June, 1994. Okay, mate. You were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of

June. And back in 2010 this was top in the charts. Young Blood and Naked. Oh, Young Blood, sorry. Naked and Famous. This song reminds me of every rom-com from like that time, like around the 2010s. Do you like it, Sheridan? Yeah, it's pretty good.

I'm pretty happy with that. It's pretty good. Let's go to Caroline. Hello. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Not bad.

Not bad. I like your energy, Caroline. I like that. Thank you. You like your energy, Caroline. I like that. Thank you. You done your Christmas shopping yet, mate? Oh, kids are in the car. What's shopping? Santa, right?

No, for like uncles and friends and family. Yeah, we all done. We all done. You're all done. I like it. Caroline, what's your birthday? It's 8th of January, 1985. All right.

You were 16 in 2001 on the 8th of January. And back in the early 2000s, this was top of the charts. Because I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. I'm just a teenage dirtbag. Wheatus. Wheatus. Wheatus teenage dirtbag. Do you like that one, Caroline?

I love it. You can't go wrong with that. It's a classic. It is. Wheatus Teenage Dirtbag. Do you like that one, Caroline? I love it. You can't go wrong with that. It's a classic. It is. It's an absolute classic. I like it, Caroline. Let's finish it off with Penny. Hello.

Oh, hello. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you guys? We're pretty good, aren't we? Yeah, we're good. We're pretty good. Thanks for asking, Penny.

We've got three days left, Penny, so we're just kicking on, you know. Yep, so it'll be good. Yeah, it should be good. What for asking, Penny. We've got three days left, Penny, so we're just kicking on, you know. Yep, so it'll be good. Yeah, it should be good. What's your birthday, mate? It's the 5th of June, 1990. All right, you were 16 in 2006 on the 5th of June. And in 2006, this was number one. Somebody help me, it's not helping for me to feel this way. Oh, you are making me feel this way.

Riri, SOS, do you remember that one? Yes, yeah, I do. You would have been drunk all of 2006 if you didn't remember SOS. Exactly. That was humongous. I like that one too. Penny, I need your help. I want to ask you, what would you pick?

I don't know. Probably not Rihanna. Probably one of the other two. I'm feeling Teenage Dirtbag, but I don't know. What do you guys think? Because it's just nostalgic. Yeah. I'm a big Red fan.

Would you be happy with that, Penny? Yeah, I saw Weetis Live and really enjoyed that. So, yeah, probably. Did you? happy with that, Penny? Oh, yeah. I saw Weetus live and really enjoyed that. So, yeah, probably. Did you? When was that? Ages ago in the UK. They were supporting Bowling for Soup. Yeah, right.

I assumed it was ages ago. Yeah, it was a few weeks ago. Nah, that's awesome. That would have been really cool. All right, I'm going to go with Weetus. Penny agrees. The producers, I think. I agree, yeah, 100%.

Let's do Wheatus Teenage Dirtbag. This is your birthday banger. Third last show of the year. Turn this up. Enjoy it on Bree and Clint. Her name is Noelle I have a dream about her She rings my bell

I got you in class in half an hour. I know how she rocks in kids and tube socks. But she doesn't know who I am. And she doesn't give a damn about me. Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Listen

to why I'm made and maybe when we meet. Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings it To school and he'd simply kick My ass if he knew The truth

He lives on my block And he drives an I-Roc. But he doesn't know who I am. And he doesn't give a damn. Oh, girl. Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Yeah, I'm just a teenage Jerk back, baby Listen to Iron Maiden

Maybe with me Ooh Oh yeah Yeah No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Yeah, dear dad, no, she doesn't know what she's missing. Man, I feel like mold. It's broad night and I am lonely Lo and behold

She's walking over to me This must be fake My lip starts to shake How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about? I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you Oh yeah

Do you feel No she doesn't know what she's missing Oh yeah Do you feel No she doesn't know what she's missing Oh, yeah. Dirtbag. No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Yeah. Birthday banger, teenage dirtbag from Waitus on ZM with Pri and Clint. There it is, birthday banger.

We do that every day at the same time where we figure out what was number one on your six birthday. It beat out Rihanna. No. Which was a banger. Teenage dirtbag, it is a classic. Pri and Clint. Which was a banger. But teenage dirtbag, it is a classic. We're about to maybe try and help a few people around New Zealand coming up to Christmas because there's a girl that's tweeted

about a certain type of gift that girls do not want. A woman's viral tweet was actually done last December, right at the start of December, and it's now resurfaced, and it's now got over 400,000 likes. They clearly didn't learn if it's resurfaced. No. Yeah, and it's claiming something. It's had thousands of replies of women saying,

I agree. this item that we don't want is tacky and childish. Really? And childish? Yeah. It's not from Peaches and Cream, is it? No, it's not. No, it's a safe item.

And it's actually probably quite a common item you might get. A whip. It's a piece. It's not a whip. It's a piece of jewelry. Cattle Nine Tails. Hey. I love a Cattle Nine Tails.

Anyway, we thought we'd do. It's a safe gift, okay? Okay, it's safe. Yeah. Not for kids. No. So we've got three lads on the phone, I believe, who are all buying gifts for women.

I think they've bought the gifts already. Yeah. Yes, they have. So do we want to find out what they've bought first? Yes, cool. We've got anonymous number one. Hello, anonymous. Hello.

Is it your girlfriend that you've bought the gift for? Yeah, indeed it is. Okay. What did you buy her, Anonymous? So, I bought her some earrings. Okay, some earrings. Okay, cool. What kind of earrings?

So, they're like the loopy ones. Oh, yeah, like hoops. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Quite expensive, yeah. All right. Like, are we talking gold. Oh, yeah, like hoops. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Quite expensive, yeah. All right. Like, are we talking gold?

Oh, yeah. Real gold. Oh, fancy. Those are $240, actually. How much? $240. Hey, pretty good gift. I think that's pretty safe, but we'll find out.

Okay, hoop earrings, okay. Anonymous number two, hello. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who have you bought a gift for? I actually brought one for my mum. She actually lives over in Australia. Right.

And what did you get her? I actually got her like a little pendant in the shape of a heart, and it actually opens up, and it's got like photos of both me and my sister. Yeah, I know the ones. That's very cute, Anonymous. I like that. Very thoughtful. Okay.

But also a nice gift as well. Yeah. Close to her heart. Yeah, hopefully she likes it because I haven't seen her for about four years now. I reckon she'll love it, Anonymous. I reckon she'll love it. All right. And last one, Anonymous number three.

Who are you buying a gift for? Who have you bought a gift for? I'm actually getting a gift for my amazing partner for Christmas, and it's actually an engagement ring. What? Well, no wonder you're anonymous. Stop. Have you?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're not proposing on Christmas Day? No. Well, we've kind of made like a mutual agreement That we want to get married together Yeah, and then so when do you think I want the money to buy an actual ring And I've managed to scrape some coins up And I've got a nice ring on special for 260 odd dollars

And it's an amazing silver one, eh? Good for you I love that. I think she's going to be so stoked. When are you thinking about doing it? What day? Probably Christmas or New Year's, I'll pop it out. I don't mind Christmas Day as an engagement day.

I might leave her, like, a present and it'll have, like, some hints in it maybe and, like, leave it on top. You know what you should do, Anonymous? You should wrap up the ring like in a bunch of different boxes, like a hundred different big large boxes. She'll love that. She'll love it.

Should we send it in? Yeah, send it in. We'll post it. Yeah. I love that idea. Okay, hold there for a sec, Anonymous. So back to the viral tweet. So we've got from our three callers, earrings, a heart pendant,

and an engagement ring. So straight off the bat, it's not an engagement ring. Okay. This is not what people don't want. Okay. I think that's what a lot of women are really wanting. Yeah. An engagement ring.

What is it? What do girls really don't want? This is the tweet. Your girlfriend does not want a heart-shaped jewellery, anything. I promise you, if you read this and still think you can get it, I'll give you any ideas you want that isn't heart-shaped. And it's got thousands of women replying saying, I absolutely agree.

Anonymous, number two. Yeah. I think, number two. Yeah. I think that's BS. I also think we want to take in the fact that he's bought that for his mum, whereas that one says girlfriend. Yeah, I think you're safe, Anonymous. What do you think? I think that's a beautiful present.

Oh, thank fuck. Thank God. I mean, I did deliver some pretty heartbreaking news. She's going to love that. We do apologise for that. He just got on the naughty list. Oh, sorry. You're right, Anonymous.

Have a good Christmas, all right? You too. See you, mate. Bye-bye. I thought this story would be relatable to producer Anastasia. Okay. Because there's a woman who has spoken out about how she has married the love of her life. Okay.

And I know producer Anastasia. Something I haven't done. She's always looking though. She's looking. I'm not on the hunt. And this could be an option for you. I'm not on any hunt. Yeah, you're on the hunt.

You can call it a quest if you want. I'm not on any quest. Hunt, yeah. She's on the quest. A journey? Yep, a journey. I'm a journey single hey i'm retired anyway a woman has come out and uh she's talked about how she's married her uh the love of her life soul mate um and uh her husband's name is gideon and and he is a silver briefcase. Yeah, right. So she's married a suitcase.

Yeah, she's married a briefcase. And look, I find these people fascinating. I really do. Are you pulling me one of them? I'm just saying that could be an option for you. Oh, an option. Are you going to say we talked about the ghost? No, we talked about, remember the girl who married the chandelier?

That's right. Yeah. And it's people who they say they have this fascination with objects and they have like full. They get attached to them. Yeah, they get attached to these objects. Anyway, she's married a briefcase named Gideon. Yeah.

And here's her talking about it a little bit. My name is Ryan and I'm 24 years old. I live in Russia and I'm part of people who call themselves objective sex slaves. And this is a story about me. You know what's interesting

about this story is that if you've watched Chris Lilley's series Lunatics, there is a storyline on that show If you've watched Chris Lilley's series Lunatics. Yeah. It's on Netflix now. Yes, it is. There's a storyline on that show where he's in love with the cash register. Yeah. The clothing designer.

The clothing designer, yeah. Anyway, did we grab a bit of her talking about her relationship? Yeah, I've got it, but it's pretty hard to hear. Okay. Hold on. relationship? Yeah, I've got it, but it's pretty hard to hear. Okay. When they ask me what I like I think this is in Russian, Brie.

I love silver. Do you know how to translate it? Hold on, wait. I can actually speak Russian. I like it. On August 15th when I first met him. She then said he reflects on different surfaces, which she really loves.

Right. And then she also said that she met him on the 1st of August in 2015. Well, I have the subtitles here because I had to grab that audio. Do you actually have the subtitles? Yeah, and you're bang on. Really? You've nailed that? I'm telling you, I speak Russian.

Producer Anastasia has never been more confused in her life. Yep. We organised that before. Clint away, back tomorrow, got the producers in, having a yarn, having the bants. And I thought I could bring this story because I feel like there's some people that will go to all lengths for a booty call. Yeah, right.

Okay. And you wait. We've all been there. You wait. We've all been there. We've all caught an Uber from one side of town to the other only to go back into the city to then mingle at another bar to then stay out for another three hours just to, you know.

Drive to a city two hours away. Two hours away to then catch the train home, to then sleep on the train, to then, you know. Go back to work the next day. Go back to work the next day. We've all been there. We've all been there. But I don't think any of us have been where a guy named

Dale McLaughlin has been. Listen to this Mission Impossible stuff that this guy went through. Okay. So Dale McLaughlin, he's from a place called North Ayrshire in Scotland, and he broke coronavirus restrictions for this. So this is not cool, kids. This is not the way to do it. Yeah, don't do that.

And he broke restrictions by making a four and a half hour journey from his home in the Isle of Whithorn to Ramsey on the Isle of Man on a jet ski. Right, yeah. That's okay. It's kind of cool. Yeah. It is kind of cool. But don't do that.

If he wasn't breaking coronavirus rules. But let me tell you the details of this. So this guy named Dale, he went for a trip to this place like a couple of months ago and that's where he met this girl, started dating her. He's been trying to get back ever since. Yeah, right. Finally, he thought, okay, the only way I can do this. Buy a jet ski.

Buy a jet ski, jump on it. Yep. And travel four and a half hours across the sea to get to this. It's quite romantic. I can see his logic. Dale didn't think it through, though, because he'd never ridden a jetski before. Now I know. I hope he's okay, by the way.

Did he hire him? He's fine. He's fine. He got there safely. I don't know where he got the jetski from, right? Anyway, the cops have caught up with Dale Dale and they've asked him, you know, what are you up to? And he goes, oh, I needed to see my girlfriend.

So I rode this jet ski for an hour and a half. Was this like a police boat? I don't know. Do you reckon like the Marine police came and caught him? They could have potentially because Dale has now been jailed. Really? For four weeks for breaking coronavirus. Do you mean Dale's gone to jail? Dale has now been jailed. Really? For four weeks for breaking coronavirus. Do you mean Dale's gone to jail?

Dale has gone to jail. So there you go, kids. Buy a jet ski. Oh, sorry. No, don't buy a jet ski. If a booty call is going to get you locked up, there's only one type of good locked up for a booty call. All right, guys?

Remember that. There you go. Jet ski, Dale, breaking the law, booty calls. All in one story. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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