ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 18th 2020

Episode Date: December 18, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the last podcast of the year. Bree's got an issue. I just want to have a yarn. You can't have a yarn. I love doing International Birthday Banger. I love doing it on a Friday. But I feel like it's our last one of the year. Well, we can have a yarn too, but people look forward to this.

And I can see one name in particular there that I know will really like this. Okay, so we need to do it. But we can yarn as well. So... Fine. Yarn. Fine. this okay so we need to do it but we can yarn as well so fine yarn fine um to everybody who listens to this podcast daily sorry that we're um going to disappear out of your life for a month but but producer ben is uh doing something really lovely for you guys which he doesn't have to do but but he's doing it for you guys. He's making a few special edition podcasts like he did last year. You on top of that?

Yeah, I'm on top of that, mate. It's pretty much done. I just have to make them. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Right, right, yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. But I can give you all the details if you want. Do you want...

What ones? What ones are we getting? You're getting Best of Games. You've got two parts of Best of Games of the year. But I can give you all the details if you want What ones? What ones are we getting? You're getting Best of Games You've got two parts of Best of Games of the year From everything to What's That Gadget to Impress Me Muches To Instafame Games What about the new Jealousy game?

Could be We'll play that next year Big one of What's The Plotsot People seem to like that Best of Callers Can we just do the last 19 weeks Of What's the Plot There'll be bits in that

Best of Callers That'll be such a good one I want to listen to that And one that was suggested from you guys Which was Best of Stitch- stitch ups Pranks and stitch ups Things like that And a few other little ones Did the broken leg make it into that one?

Well again I haven't made them yet Because I put a lot of bloody time and effort into that Yeah it will, it'll probably make it Oh we've got to do our Bronco when we come back 2021 Bronco Another announcement, I'm actually not coming back Next year What?

That's how much I don't want to do the Bronco Okay let's do an international birthday bang It's the last one of the year It's my birthday It's my birthday Free and clean Birthday bang The podcast

Yeah Okay the first one's not international at all It's Samuel James from Crush It Oh it's James's brother. Could be. I hope it is. Samuel James. I went to a party the other night and this lovely lady came over to me

and she's like, oh, we're going to our batch for Christmas. She's like, guess who's coming? And then she's like, my daughter's invited 14 people after Christmas, 14 of her friends to come and stay and hang out at the Batch. She goes, guess who's one of them? And I was like, who? And she goes, Mitch James. Your house is going to get trashed.

Your Batch is going to get trashed. Mitch James is going to the summer holiday. Yeah, which means he's going to play, which means everyone's going to get lit. Your Batch is going to get messed up. That sounds like a fun time. Anyway, Samuel James, we don't know if you're related to Mitch James, but you're from Christchurch, and you were born on October 25, 1998. So you were 16 in 2014, and here's your birthday banger.

Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No trouble. I'm all about that bass, about that bass. Good one. Pregnant. Is she? She announced she was pregnant last week. All about that baby.

Yeah. She was, a lot of people, you know, have quite an opinion on Meghan Trainor, but I think she did quite a lot of good for body positivity. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah. I like her. She's hot. I met her. Did you?

Yeah. What was she like? Lovely. I'd imagine she'd be lovely. Very personable. Yeah, I thought so. Kind of like Southern charm kind of thing. Yeah.

Okay, next is for Leigh Shaw. Leigh Shaw messages us nonstop throughout the year. He's a big supporter of the podcast. I'm glad we're finally getting to his birthday banger. Exactly what his profile picture looks like. Yeah, me too. Leigh Shaw, we're finally getting to his birthday banger. Exactly what his profile picture looks like. Yeah, me too. Lee Shaw, we appreciate you. We drink the same coffee.

Yeah, thanks for all your input and support this year. You were born on the 30th of December, so your birthday's coming up in 1981. So you were 16 in 1997. And Lee, here's your birthday banger. And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind. And Lee, here's your birthday bag. Can you imagine? Because I was too young to really grasp it at the time.

Can you imagine? Princess Diana's just died. The world's in shock. She's the people's princess. Elton John, still one of the biggest stars in the world at that time. He's just done Lion King and stuff like that. And then he gets up and does this live at her funeral. Can you imagine what that must have been like? Yeah, well he

sat at the piano. I remember watching it. Yeah, I remember seeing it too. I didn't really get it. I was like, who's this guy? Yeah, I didn't really understand it. Yeah, because that was a song he already had, right? And then it kind of became Princess Diana's song. Well, he re really understand that. Yeah, because that was a song he already had, right? Yeah. And then it kind of became Princess Diana's song.

Well, he reworded it. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit, yeah. The original is a hypothetical song he wrote for Marilyn Monroe because he never met her. And this is about Diana. Yeah, yeah.

Ooh. Okay, one more for Brian Smith. Where's he from? He's from Scotland. Brian, you were born on the 2nd of February. What does that say? Gretna. Gretna Green.

Gretna Green. Gretna Green in Scotland. Gretna Green in Scotland. He was born on the 2nd of February, 1990. So he was 16 in 2006. And Brian, this is your birthday banger. Biggie. Biggie Love this, this is great You're not like nasty girls

Okay I can't believe He was so young when he cast He's in 27 Club A. No. Younger? He was 24. Really?

He was 24. I'm pretty sure Tupac was 26. Yeah, right. Oh, 26. Or 27, something like that. Elton John is the winner for me. I know it's down buzz, but it's the winner for me. For the end of the year, that's how I want to go out.

I do like Notorious B.I.G. That song, though? Yeah, it's not my favourite Biggie song. Yeah, I'll go with you. Elton John. I guess we've got to check with Ben. Ben, what do you think should have won Birthday Banger? You've got to turn the stupid music

off, Ben! I would have said Elton. I know. We know. We know, that was the gag. Alright, everybody. Thank you for all of your support this year. Means the world to us. Thank you for listening to us in different stages of lockdown around the world.

I know we brag a lot about the fact that there is no COVID in New Zealand currently. But we haven't lost sight of the fact that a lot of the world is still messed up at the moment and things like podcasts keep you going. And really doing it tough. So we are thinking of you guys. Yeah, thank you for all of your input and support on the podcast page. And messages that you've sent us personally. They all mean a lot to us and without you guys,

we don't get to do what we do every day. So we appreciate you. We'll be back bigger, better, stronger and actually exactly the same in 2021. So see you guys then. Bye guys. Oh! Oh! Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1. You good? Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show Bree and Clint. Guys. My headphones have decided to die on the last day of the year.

Hey, anyone who's got Clint for Christmas, please get him a new pair of headphones. No, no one knows the headphones that I like. No, I don't want anyone to buy me headphones. Is it the same pair that you've got now? Yes. Well, then people know. Well, then, no, no.

Well, yeah, okay. They're kind of hard to find, though. Okay, I'm a little bit particular. If you want to buy me headphones, have a look at the headphones that Calvin Harris uses. And those are the ones I want. Because I've got to use these not just for radio. I've got to use these for DJing as well.

Are you saying you're the Calvin Harris of radio? Of New Zealand, yes. Last show of the year, guys. I'm the surprise headliner for R&B. If anyone wants to buy me headphones, the ones I've got you can't buy anymore. She likes the ones you get for free on Air New Zealand. Those are the ones she likes to wear. Those are dope. I love those.

We've got a really big show. Let me give you the headlines. We've got $250 to give away in cash from our friends at F'n Vodka just before 4 o'clock. If you want to say cheers to the F'n... You know what? We're going to say cheers to the F'n yearodka. We love those guys. Just before four o'clock, if you want to say cheers to the F'n... You know what? We're going to say cheers to the F'n year today.

That's right. Okay? So be calling while you're saying cheers to the F'n year. Quarter to four, I'll be listening from then. Then at quarter to five, we have $1,000 to give away in mobile fuel in What's the Plot? And it has to go today. You're welcome, guys.

It has to go. You're welcome. We're not going to stop playing until it's gone. That is 20 weeks of blood, sweat and tears that I have put into that and I'm so excited. A thousand dollars. To give someone

a thousand dollars of mobile fuel to go into the Christmas break. We'll also play, we'll figure out what is the birthday banger of 2020 today as well. Yeah, what song has trumped them all? And you guys get to have that say. You vote. Next on the show, though,

we've got to talk about when you realise you're too old for something. I had this exact feeling last weekend, the day after I played Touch with Sole Mio. I was like, dream's over, bro, let it go. I was looking at you and I was like, oh, you've forgotten. You've forgotten that you're in your 30s you're going to be very sore

yeah but they're in their 30s as well yeah but they're super fit do you reckon they're as sore as me anyway it's better than that there's a couple of guys

who have realised they're officially too old and we'll tell you about them after Kelly Clarkson on ZM remember Jackass do I remember it the TV show it was the 2000s Yes, this means you're sorry. Brie and Clint. Remember Jackass?

Do I remember it? The TV show. It was the 2000s. It was, eh? I was 100% convinced that's what I wanted to do with my life. Oh, God. And we even filmed our own Jackass stunts. Oh, no. None of them were good.

What did you do? Nothing good enough to be worth watching, you know? Me and my brother filmed our own jackass stunt once. Yeah. And we got a tractor tyre and I put a softball helmet on. Yeah. And I got inside the tractor tyre and then he pushed me down the side of the damn wall.

That's good. You should post that. It didn't end well. Yeah, I hit my friend with a car. Oh, yeah. But we didn't video it so what was the point? Anyway, this

is from the, you're too old to be doing this files. They're filming Jackass 4 at the moment and Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville are already in hospital. I saw this online. It was Bam Majira talking about it. He was sitting in the waiting room at the hospital.

Quick quiz for you. Quick version of the age game. I already know the answer, so you just fire it out there. How old do you think Bam Majira is in 2020? 41. 41, yes. Is he? How old do you think Steve-O is?

Similar age, 40. 46. Is he? How old do you think Johnny Knoxville is? Similar age, 40. 46. Is he? How old do you think Johnny Knoxville is? 49. 49, yeah, he's 49. Am I old, Dad? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Ben Majera's put up a video after they've just started filming, and this is what he said. Second day of filming Jackass already, and Steve-O and Knoxville are hospitalized by jumping on a full- speed treadmill with band equipment. Yeah, I'm here at the clinic now taking a piss test. Oh yeah, got some scars too. And they jumped on a treadmill that was running at full speed.

Not just, not like a guitar or some drumsticks. They were holding full tubas. You know, I... I'll watch this show. I'll watch this show. Oh, same here. But when I heard why they were hospitalized, not the coolest'll watch this show. Oh, same here. But when I heard why they were hospitalised, not the coolest prank they've done.

No, not the coolest prank. But there's something about Jackass 4 where it's not just mental people doing mental things anymore. It's old people doing mental things. Where bones break easier. It's guys in their 40s desperately holding on to their youth and going, we can do this. We can do this.

We have to do this. It'll be fine, guys. We've run out of money. We have to do this. It's that air of desperation, I think, that's really going to set this episode of Jackass

apart from the rest. Yeah, it's a bit like this show. A little bit. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, you're 100% right. We want to know this afternoon on our 800 dials at M, or you can text us to 9696.

What did you do and then realise, oh man, I'm too old for this. I'm too old. Maybe it was a Vortec-y, maybe it was a Shoei. Maybe it was going out to the viaduct. Maybe you look around and you're like, wait a minute. Or maybe it was playing rugby. Maybe you went

on finally under 85kgs. Again, it's time to get back on the field. And that was a bad idea. And the minute you go out there, you tore your hamstring or something like that. Call us, 0800-DIALS-AT-M or text it to 9696 this afternoon. For our last show of the year, we want to know,

what did you do and then realise that you were old AF? Probably because you hurt yourself. Yeah. Or you embarrassed yourself. Maybe you're packing your bag right now for R&V. And you're 58. I was going to say 28, but yeah, sure. It's the last show of the year and we want to know,

what have you realised that you're too old for? The guys from Jackass. At the very beginning of filming movie number four, Jackass 4. Already in hospital. Did you know the last movie to come out, Jackass 3D, 2010. Yeah, that didn't surprise me.

10 years, yeah. That's about right. I played, remember when I played a game of soccer a few months ago? Yes. For the first time in like four years? Yeah.

You know I was crawling around my house because I was that sore after one game. I've just got back under 85 kilos for the first time in like four years. Hey, rugby. I'm signing up. I'm going to play the next season, yeah. You're an idiot. If any of the GTEC Tunny Fars are listening,

if there's a spot going in the second row, I'm keen. If you knock your two front second row, more like the 28th row. We want to know, on our $800 at the end of this afternoon, what did you do and then realise maybe you're a bit too old? Belinda, hi. Hi, Bel. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks, Bel. What did you do and then realise, oh, I'm too old for this

crap? Well, I've had a couple of injuries, but netball. Yeah, last year I broke my fingers. I also damaged my hip and just before our lockdown, level four lockdown this year, I tore my rotator cuff and I'm due to see a surgeon

next month. How old are you? Because I'm an award winning netball player who's quite keen to get back into the indoor circuit. How old are you? I'm 36

and it was indoor where I tore my rotator. Belle, you know what it is, it's that pivot step pivot that gets you every time, you know? Yeah, that's the one. Absolutely. gets you every time, you know? Yeah.

That's the one. Absolutely. If you need, if you need. If you need, if you need. Thank you, Belinda. Someone texted in and said, I tried BMX racing at the age of 29.

Broke my pelvis three months before our wedding day. Jeez. Oh. You can't get married in a wheelchair. Would not have been happy

with that. What about the person that said, tried to show my four-year-old how to do a cartwheel and I tore a muscle in my groin? See, I want to know if the four-year-old was impressed. Even if you'd pulled off the cartwheel, they wouldn't have cared.

I've done that before where I've tried to do a round off. Oh, right. You know, like the little bit more expert level of cartwheel. Your groin is the worst place. Because it can't handle sideways movement at our age. No. Isaac, first of all, how old are you, Isaac? I am 27, just about to turn 28.

Oh, go away, Isaac. You're not old. No, it depends what you were doing. What did you do when you realised you're too old? We are currently packing for R&B this year. My wife and I, so. No, that's good, Isaac. Wait, no, stop, no, stop, stop. I'll clap you in, Isaac. No, stop. Yes. I'm an R&B this year. My wife and I. Nah, that's good, Isaac. Wait, no, stop, no, stop, stop.

I'll clap you in, Isaac. No, stop. Yes. I'm an R&B veteran. I've done eight R&Bs in my lifetime. You're taking your wife to Rhythm and Vibes. Yep, it's our final big weekend on the gear, mate. The final countdown.

Seriously impressive. Is that your honeymoon, Isaac? Yeah. No. We're not quite that romantic, you know? Are you camping? We are, but not on site. Yeah, good.

We're just camping at a house up there. No, good, good, good, good, good. Good idea. Okay, well, enjoy it, mate, because 27 going on 28, you're going to be okay. Can we not have people calling in that are 27 turning 28 saying they're too old for stuff? It really doesn't help my confidence. You mean people my age?

Hey, go well, Isaac. Happy New Year's, mate. Merry Christmas. See you, Isaac. Awesome. Thanks, guys. There's a letter that a nine-year-old has written to Santa, which I think is the kind of honesty that we need in 2020.

Okay, what does it say? No more BS. I've been so good this Christmas. No more pretending. And if you're listening, kids, we know that no one's been perfect this year. No. And Santa knows that too. No one is perfect.

So take this as inspiration, okay? This letter was written by someone whose name I can't read, but they're nine years old. Okay. And they wrote, Dear Beloved Father Christmas, I hope you have had a wonderful year and you've been well. My year has been quite the opposite.

Oh, no. I've tried hard to be good, but failed miserably. I'll be honest, I do deserve a coal. But please, I'd love to have a present. Okay, so they're being straight up. They're going, he sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.

So just tell the truth, for goodness sake. Okay? Here's a list of things that I would like for Christmas. Feel free to tick the box if you have them. One, ear pods. Oh, jeez. Spino? Two, a snake.

Like a real snake? Three, a PS snake. Three. A PS5. They're hard to get. And four. And a Nintendo Switch. All three? All three, yep. A DJ set.

Well, like a set of DJ decks. I think so, yeah. A trip to France. Tickets. Five, please. Oh, that, yeah. Right. A trip to France. Tickets. Five, please. Oh, that's nice. He's included the whole family. And you don't know that. They might be taking their friends.

Yeah, well, that's true. An iPhone 12. Far out. Okay. Mobile laptop. A new computer. In brackets, latest. So you want a laptop and a new computer.

Number 10, this is topical. Hand sanitizer. Yep. Oh, that's good. Yep. And 11. in brackets later so you want a laptop and a new computer number 10 this is topical hand sanitizer yep oh that's good yep and 11 the whole book set of the wizards

of something I don't know this one Waverly nah it's like the wizards of once it says oh but number 12

and I think the most likely gift of all this nine year old would like Santa to bring her a panda and a penguin. In brackets, not dead.

Hopefully you succeed to fill all my requested items. Oh my God. Love from such and such from Essex. That is a well-researched list because, I mean, to be honest, I want everything on that list. You know what the issue with that list is? And this is what I do when I see a gift registry at a wedding. Yeah.

There's not enough cheap things. No, that's the point. Because you go, here's the big bits, and then you go pick off the low-hanging fruit. The only cheap thing on there is hand sanitizer. Yeah, but that's the point. When I get married, I'm going to ask for like a car, a house, you know, all real massive big things. Yeah. And then that way people can't get around it.

The cheap things look cheap. They have to get me something good. Yeah, right. Anyway, this is a shock dose of honesty for you. Bree and Clint. Moving into the summer break, a lot of people are going to be finding new love, a lot of first dates happening.

Yeah, we found out that the most popular day to be on the dating apps in New Zealand is January 3rd. Yeah, my birthday. Yeah, there's no other day. It's actually the first Sunday of any new year is the busiest day on dating apps in New Zealand. There you go. And there's a woman who's spoken out today and she's given a bit of advice about the worst possible venue to take a girl on a first date. Listen up, boys.

This is important. And as a... Because if they're offering us this information, we need to take it. Use it to your advantage. And as a woman, when I read this, I was like, oh, she's so right. You agree? I totally agree. Okay. She says the worst

place to take a girl on a first date is the beach. Don't ask a girl to go to the beach on a first date. Now let me just check. I imagine if you live in an inland location that the lake

is the same situation. Anywhere. No to the lake. You have to wear a pair of togs. Yeah. Don't ask. What about Westway Aquatic Centre? No.

Nowhere where a girl has to get half naked and present herself in that situation. Don't ask her to go on a first date. Okay, good to know. It's very confronting. Because Ben and I heard this story and we're like, oh yeah, worst place, worst place to go on a first date. Got to be the movies. Chicks hate going to the movies. No, I love going to the movies.

I actually love going to the movies too, but everyone's like, you can't get to know each other. Well, that is true. So probably not an ideal first date. But what if you go for a few drinks first and then dinner afterwards? Yeah, sign me up. But what if you go for a few drinks first and then dinner afterwards? Yeah, great. Sign me up. But not to the beach. Not anywhere where I have to get my kit off in front of a stranger. Yeah.

And you are a stranger at that stage. I'm already nervous. I'm already, you know. Okay, what if you and I meet on Tinder? Yep. And all of your Tinder pictures are bikini pictures. Can I take you to the beach then? No, better to be safe than sorry. Really?

Yeah. Okay, alright. Good to know. I mean, I'm not looking to do any dating, I'm just... I was going to say, you're married. I've actually gone ahead and put together a list of other places. Yeah, I've put down a few lists. Okay, I'll bounce these off you, okay? Horrible places to go on a first date.

Any kind of family event. I wrote down your parents' house. Yeah. Don't. Anything with family involved. No. Like, don't invite a first date to your Christmas. Not even if you've got a cool sister.

Or boxing day party. No, no. No, don't do that. That's a bad idea. I wrote worst places to take someone on a first date, an abattoir. Oh, who's going to an abattoir? I don't know. Do they do tours?

No. Oh, maybe they do. I don't know. No. The same. Well, that's bad. Bad place to take a first date. I reckon this is a serious one.

I reckon concerts are a dumb place to go for a first date. You reckon? You can't talk. You can't talk. You just have to. It's too loud. And so all you've got to do is awkwardly dance the whole time. But it isn't like an experience you can have with someone.

Yeah, but there's no bonding that can happen. It's like the movies, I think. Yeah, no. Well, the opposite of that, don't take a first date to a museum. You have to talk too much and you might show. I just got a membership to the Auckland Museum. No, I love the museum. I love it.

But you will show probably too many of your cards too early. That you're a massive nerd. Because I am a massive nerd. Or you don't know anything. Oh, that too. Yeah, okay. I put the worst place to take a first date, Denny's. Unless it's their birthday.

No, that's even worse. No, it's good. Because then they eat free. and then win-win. They get a nice date and you don't have to pay for them. And then you guys can just go halves on your meal. That's so horrible. Don't do that. Don't listen to Clint.

Worst place to take, I'm going to say me, even though I'm not going on any dates, and this might be true for some other people. Yeah. Don't take me exercising. Oh. I don't want to go on a hike. I don't want to go on an impromptu boot camp.

I don't want to sweat in front of you on a first date. Right. I don't like it. And I don't look good. What about throwing the ball around in the park? You know how there's some girls where they go and exercise and all of a sudden they're like glistening and then they like pull their hair up into this amazing ponytail

and it just all goes up effortlessly and then like one strand of hair is over their face. And there's no sweat patches on their Gymshark gear. They just look amazing. That is not me. Me neither, actually. I don't like it. I look like a swamp monster.

We're going to put an impromptu list of bad places for first dates together this afternoon. Yeah, we want your input. Uh-huh. Where is the worst place that you have been or could possibly be taken on a first date? 0800 dial ZM. Let the people know. Let's help New Zealand out this afternoon. You can also text them into 9696.

Bree and Clint. What is the worst place to go for a first date? That's right. A girl has spoken out and she said, bit of advice, lads, or anyone taking a girl on a date for the first time, don't take us to the beach. What about at night time?

Nope. Skinny dipping? No. No. Not sexy. It's a tog thing, right? You don't want to be in your togs that early. Not in front of a stranger.

We don't want to be put in that position. Already enough pressure on a first date. We've already added things like exercise, concerts, family events. An abattoir. Weirdly an abattoir. Have you been taken to an abattoir before? Is that where that comes from? Yeah, maybe.

Right, okay. Well, don't take a girl to an abattoir. And we want to know from you, where else? What else goes on the list? Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks, mate.

Where do you reckon is a bad place for a first date? The worst place for me was when I was in high school. I took my new girlfriend on a first date to my house. Hey. You mean your parents' house? Yeah. So we went home to watch a movie and then mum and dad decided to join us and watch the entire thing. Alex, please tell me it wasn't a movie and then mum and dad decided to join us and watch The Entitled Mother.

Alex, please tell me it wasn't a movie because this is always awkward when you're watching it with your parents. That had one of those scenes in it, you know? It was a movie to get the mood, but yeah. What was the movie? You have to tell us. You have to tell us.

What was the movie? Cruel Intentions. It seriously did kill the mood. Okay, good. Don't take them to your parents' house. Great advice, Alex. I could have given you that advice. Very good. Logan's here. Hi, Logan. G'day, Logan.

How's it going? Good, thanks. Worst place to take someone on a first date, Logan? I took my beauty therapist girlfriend for a first date drenching cattle. Why? Why? Because the cattle needed to be drenched that day.

Spoken like a true cattle farmer. I love that, Logan. Could have been worse. You could have been castrating them. Well, yeah, well, that's right. But she didn't know. It was impromptu. And when I went and picked her up, she was wearing heels.

Oh, no. Logan, don't try and romanticise it by saying it was impromptu, okay? Don't try and make it sound fancier than it was. You took a girl cow drenching for the first date. That's all right. He drenched her, too. For free? No, not like that.

Oh, not. Not. I didn't mean it like that. Last show of the year, you're cancelled. Hey, Logan, come on now. I did not. No, no, no, no, no. That's disgusting.

Did you at least brand it? Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. Where's the worst place to take someone on a first date? So we decided that we're going to go to a parent's place, but then he was like, oh, we'll pop in and see my granddad. He turned into the local graveyard and took me to his granddad's grave.

You are kidding. You're kidding. He took you to a cemetery to see his dead granddad? Yeah. Was there like a thoughtful, like creative idea off that or he was just taking you to the cemetery? I guess he just really used to like his granddad. That's fine.

It's fine to love your granddad and it's fine to miss your granddad, but it's not first date material. No, definitely not. Was there a second date? I have to say yes, there was actually. Oh, that's nice. And how did the second date go? Where did he take you then?

To a funeral parlour? I honestly can't remember. Was there a third date? Obviously not. Well, it definitely wasn't as exciting as the first date. Right. I need to get to the point, though. Did you stay with this guy?

Yes. You did. Wait, wait, wait. Laura, are you with him right now? No, not anymore. How long did the relationship last for? About a year and a half. Kiwi girls need to up their standards.

What are you doing? Can I ask Laura, did he ever take you back to visit his grandad? No. No, he didn't. That's first date material. It was just first date. That's only for the first date. Thank you, Laura. Thank you, Laura. That is a very interesting

first date. Look, I know it's pretty close to Christmas. I know some of you are still looking for gifts. I know a lot of you are heading to outdoor events this summer and you don't want to pay for your own booze. So let me tick all those boxes for you in one go with what I think is the best gift to give this summer. Something I purchased for the show about three months ago.

Three months? Yeah, I just keep forgetting to bring it up. Anyway, today's the perfect day. Okay. Because it's summery now, and I think this is something that you're going to appreciate. From Kmart, I present to you the Coolie Bag with built-in goon sack. Oh, yes. So what you've got just looks like a regular Picnic bag

Oh no I know what it is Like Like lined Freezer bag thing Put your Freezer palette thingies in there And your cheese And your grapes and shit

And then you just go into You just go into the The winery event And you go I've only got cheese I plan on buying my wine here At the event Nothing to see here Nothing to see here.

Nothing to see here. And then at the end here, pop open the Velcro tab. And what have you got? Looky, looky. What's got hooky? A full goon bag hidden inside the coolie bag. And to show you that it works, I've pre-filled the goon bag. And you and I, tonight.

Oh, yes. We're going to drink from the goon bag. Come to mama. Okay, so... It's an absolute brilliant idea. Isn't it? Not only does it conceal your alcohol, it keeps it cold as well because it's a cooler bag.

Yes, so next to the goon bag, which is built into this thing, a reusable goon bag. And by the way, there's nothing stopping you putting a other goon bag in there. If you buy yourself a goon bag of, you know, country white medium that you enjoy. Yes. Just stick it in there because it's got the little goon bag flap. Yep. And there's nothing stopping you putting it in there.

So there we go. That's brilliant. Hand you a glass. Absolutely brilliant. Cheers. Cheers. Full disclosure, there was no wine left in the building. So what we have is it's a cider seltzer.

Oh, it's lovely cider seltzer. Oh, it's lovely. And cold. It's refreshing. Isn't it? Yes. Like I said, this coolie bag is available now from Kmart. This is hashtag not sponsored, by the way.

No. Available from Kmart. It's called the cooler bag with beverage pouch, and it's only $25. I want to show you the beverage pouch. I know you can't see this on the radio right now, but I want Bree to see it. There you go. It's got a full... Oh, right.

Full bladder inside it. Yeah. You know, ready to go. Also, oh, yeah, okay. All right, radio gear, expensive. If anyone knows my mum... Been a fortune. Can you please not send her this?

Why not? Because I know she will drink in public way too often. Yeah, right. Give me a burn on that. Have a hoon on that. Yeah, it's good stuff. Goon of fortune. I just got a little drizzle.

Yeah, nice. There you go. How much? $25. Oh, bargain. A you go. How much? $25. Oh, bargain! A bargain at twice the price. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time there was a girl.

She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot.

For 19 weeks we have gone at this game without you, Brie, dropping a single game. We've reached $1,000 of jackpotted mobile fuel for the first time ever. It goes up $50 every week. And now it has to be given away. It has to go. It's kind of the perfect ending.

It's the perfect ending. It is. It's our last show and there's $1,000 to go, so it's perfect. I did not think we would get here. Mm-hmm. But here we are.

It's going to go. We will play until someone wins. How today's game works is different. The minute you get a question wrong, you are out and we move on to the next person. Oh, is that how it's working? That's how it's going to work. The first person to get a movie title correct is going to take home the mobile fuel. Okay.

Okay? So it's one shot at glory. That's all you get today. The first person playing is Ali. Hi, Ali. Hi, Ali. Hi, Ali. Hi, guys. Hello.

Are you excited for this? You won $1,000 of mobile fuel. Oh, my God. My heart is racing. I am so excited. Good, good. Do you listen often, Ali? Have you played the game before?

I play along, yep. I listen every day, yeah. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Okay, well, I hope you win. Someone has to win today, so I hope it's you. We're sticking with Christmas movies. Okay. Our theme is Christmas movies.

Buzz in with your name when you think you know it for a free guess. You don't have to wait for me to finish the plot. Here we go. Movie number one. John is a city policeman. Brie. Brie. Is the answer,

Ali's just won $1,000 of mobile fuels? One, no. I don't know then. Ali, do you want to give it a guess? John's policeman Christmas movie, right? Yeah. Oh, my gosh Bree's doing everything

She can to give you This game I know Like if you Like if you Weren't gonna live You would something And if you weren't

Gonna do it Softly You would do it something else. Die hard. What, die hard? Did you just say die hard? I got the answer. Oh, my God.

A thousand bucks of mobile fuel. Yes, I'm going to win a thousand dollars. That's a win. Oh, my God. of mobile fuel. Oh my God, this feels way better than winning. I'm so happy for you, Ali. Ali, congratulations. Thank you guys. That was so, so freaking

Christmas much. Thank you. Why is it so important to you? Why does this mean so much? Oh, my gosh. $1,000, petrol. I mean, that's like, that's just heaps. That's everything.

That means that I can use that money I would otherwise use for petrol to get my kids some presents this year. It'll be so great, and they're going to be stoked. Well, Ali, we all deserve to have a good Christmas this year and I'm so glad we could give you a little bit of a leg up. So thanks for listening to the show all year. Oh my gosh. Thank you, guys.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. A bit rougher. I mean, Die Hard, controversially, maybe not a Christmas movie, but you know. No, I think it is. Yeah, well, in this case, it absolutely is. I thought I had that one.

Thought I had it. Man, you, in this case, it absolutely is. I thought I had that one. I thought I had it. Man, you barely even tried. Bree and Clint. There's only one thing left to do, and that is to do Friday-okey, the last Friday-okey for 2020. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-okey. I love Friday-okey.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Are you going home after this? Yeah.

Oh, well, yeah. You didn't tell me. Well, there's only one more major thing. I always got birthday banger and stuff like that. Best, biggest, and best birthday banger of the year. We're peaking here, though. This is, well, I'm about to peak anyway. For a further 12 months, you have suffered through Fridays,

every single Friday, where Bree and I have sung our guts out. Doesn't mean it was good, but it was always filled with passion. Doesn't mean it was well-received, but it was always well-intentioned. I'm very glad this is the last one for the year. We each spend, if you've never heard this before, 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and the result is what you're about to hear. You guys then judge Fridayoke.

Okay, it's not up to us. Five people. It's up to you guys. Five votes. We'll do it. Here it comes. Breeze Fridayoke. It's Christmas themed.

What do you think of her take on Wham? Last Christmas. Last Christmas. Last Christmas. Listen carefully. You can vote after you hear both. Bree and Clint. Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away

This year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Special Once bitten and twice shy. I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye. Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year. It doesn't surprise me.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Special. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right, Carrie, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah. Where were they in there? They were just under, a little bit underneath the second chorus.

Oh, right. Yeah. Don't let them outshine the star. No, well, I told Al to boost them so that you couldn't hear me. Maybe they were too good. They probably were. I have no doubt they were better than me. Okay, there's Breeze.

Here comes mine, okay? Okay. This is my take on Wham's Last Christmas. After this, the phone lines are open for you to vote on the last Friday of the year. Whoa. Ooh. Christmas, it's in me. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

But the very next day day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Once bitten and twice shy, I keep my my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me, baby Do you recognize me? I'm getting some weight Well, it's been a year It doesn't surprise me

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day You gave it away. This year, baby, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Like maybe the cat. Oh, yeah. Christmas.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. I feel like you didn't try hard enough. You don't think? One winner. I feel like you didn't try hard enough. You don't think? One winner. Five votes. Who's it going to be? The phone lines are open right now.

We would love you to pick the winner of Friday Okie to round out 2020. So please call us now. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Friday Okies. You just heard the last Friday Okies of 2020. Brie sounded like this. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.

So good. Oh. Oh. Mine sounded like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, We're about to take the last five votes of the year. Who's it going to be? I love you too. Let's start with Stephen. Stephen. Hi, Stephen. Hi, Stephen.

Who's the winner of Friday Okie? Brie. Brie. Cheers, Stephen. Have a good Chrissy. Merry Christmas, Stephen. Let's go to Josh. Hi, Josh.

G'day, Josh. Hi. Merry Christmas, man. Merry Christmas. You're an avid Friday Okaky listener, I'm sure. Love it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, love our singing.

Favourite segment. First time caller. Oh, yes. You nailed it, Josh. I like that. Josh, who do you want to vote for in Friday Oaky? Bree. Bree. Cheers.

Cheers, Josh. Not a big fan of Clint. Not a big fan. Oh, you. Yeah. Oh, right in the feels Josh Thanks Josh Thanks Josh Jack

Hi Jack I think he meant your version Yeah right How's it man Hey Josh How you going Jack How you going bro

Hello Jack Merry Christmas Yeah likewise You love Friday Okie Jack You gonna miss it over the break or Yeah nah It's gonna be A bit disappointing, but you know. Life goes on. Life goes on.

Who's your winner? Who are you going to vote for today? I'm actually going to go with Clint. It sounded like shit, but he went balls deep. I don't know if you're going to say that on the radio, but you just did, and I'm back in for it. I think that might be the motto of my life so far, actually. I think that was me last week. Yeah.

Really appreciate it, Jack. Thank you, mate. Thanks. Maya is here. Oh, Mia. Hello. Mia, who have you got this week in Friday Oaky? Well, I really loved your harmonies, Bree, but I related to the gained weight from

Clint, so Clint has to be my guy. There we go. Fair enough, Mia. Fair enough. Have a good Christmas, hey? You too. See you, mate. It's a lockdown special. Okay, we're at deadlock. We're at two all. The tie. And there's one vote left to decide Friday Oaky for 2020.

Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi, guys. How are you? Otherwise known as the deciding vote, Courtney. I am. I am indeed. I feel quite stoked about that, to be honest. Drag it out for us. Give us both some feedback before you tell us who won Friday Oki.

Okay, well, to be honest, Clint, I thought you were pretty good all the way through. Bree, you started off pretty strong and then it just turned to crap. Can I say that was producer Ben and Anastasia's fault? No, but, okay, I absolutely love Brie and I've just

decided to give her the benefit of the doubt and go with Brie. I'm sorry, Cullen. Courtney. That's okay. You've made my bloody year and I mean that. What a Christmas present to me. Give it. Have a good Christmas, Courtney. mean that. What a Christmas present to me. Give it. Have a good Christmas, Courtney. Talk to you later.

You too. Thanks, guys. No worries. Here you go. Breeze. Wham. Whammy. Wham.

There's a winner of Friday Erky for 2020. Bree and Clint. Okay, okay, okay. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday, okay. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three in clumps. Birthday banger. All right, birthday banger. We do it every time, every day at this time,

and we've done it every day this year, and we've had some amazing birthday bangers where we take your guys' birthdays who listen to this show and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthdays, and then we play the best one out of three. Today's different, though, and each year at the end of the year, we like to reflect and go, what is the greatest birthday banger we played this year?

Because we get to play some really random stuff in this segment. And sometimes you forget about certain ones where you're like, oh, that was a really good one. So what we have is what we think are the 10 best birthday bangers from 2020. We're going to play a little bit of each of them. And then we want you to vote and we're going to play the best birthday banger on the year. Based on their votes. Based on votes.

Exactly right. Okay, let's kick it off. These are the songs that you guys have to pick from this year for best birthday banger of 2020. This one just got played yesterday, and it came up in January. It's from Spiller. This is such a good birthday banger.

This is what birthday bang is about. Yeah. Because you go, oh my God, I remember that song. So did Ellis Baxter. Okay, this is in there. This is also in there. Bit of George Michael to round out the year. Is that what you fancy?

The late, great George Michael. Or maybe you're feeling patriotic. And you want to vote for Dave Dobbin and you need to text Dave Dobbin to 9696. You probably don't remember this one, but this was one of the most random birthday bangers we had this year. From the cause.

Breathless Maybe you're hardcore And you love the cause In which case text the cause to 9696 This was big It was just after Trump lost the election This one birthday banger Brucey Springsteen

If that's what you fancy You can text Born in the USA or Bruce Springsteen to 9696. Big song. This one's very random. I love this one. This is a contender for birthday banger of the year from the Justice Crew. This reminds me of a Christmas party I went to for a radio station and Justice Crew turned up to do a performance. That's right, you pashed two of them.

No, I did not. It was one. Oh. Justice Crew to 9696. Unless you love Fatboy Slim and you want to vote for Praise You. This for me is up there with Sophie Alice Baxter as one of those ones you go, oh my God, I remember this song.

This was awesome from Fatboy Slim. Big summer vibes. Maybe you're a dirty dancing fan. Yep. Fatboy, Fat, Fatboy Slim, 9696 if you want to vote for that. There's three more. One of them is... From Dirty Dancing.

Because they're just ready to put 2020 in the corner. We've not had the time of our life. No. But that doesn't mean we can't celebrate. You can text timeofmylife or or dirty dancing to 9696 for this. Next one is one of my top contenders. Get a five if you're getting down. Love this song.

And the only other contender for birthday banger of the year is this. Kenny Loggins in Footloose. I don't think this is going to win it. Love this song. It's a banger. I don't think it's going to win, though. There is so many different texts coming through right now. Text through your favourite of those.

Let's run through them really quick. We won't play them again, but these are what you have to pick from. Groove Jet from Spiller. Faith, George Michaels. Slice of Heaven, Dave Dobbin. Breathless, The Cause. Born in the USA, Bruce Springsteen. Justice Crew, Boom Boom. Fatboy Slim. Dirty Dancing,

Time of My Life. If you're getting down from five or footloose, text 9696. Which is your favourite? One of those has to be the birthday banger of the year. We will play it in full next. We need to look up what won last year. Yeah, we'll figure that out. We'll figure that out.

And we'll be back with the winner of birthday banger after one more Friday Jam. Okay, one more. Just one more, okay? One more. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint the birthday banger of the year The biggest birthday banger of 2020 For the record, the birthday banger of 2019 How could it not be? So it's not a contender this year No, you can't win it two years in a row No you can't win it two years in a row Give someone else a go Party or Māori club We are stuck

Because we have It is From what we can tell From the hundreds of votes That have just poured in It's kind of a three way tie It's a three way Yeah it's a three way race

Between Dave Dobbin Yes Slice of Heaven Which sounds like this Three-way race between Dave Dobbin. Yes. Slice of Heaven. Which sounds like this. The other one that's in contention is If You're Getting Down 5. Which I will remind anyone when this was played, it was a moment on our show because it was a five triple play.

It was the first triple play we've ever done. First triple play we've ever done. We would have done a five play for five, but five didn't have enough songs. Yeah, five for five. The other one that's in the running is from Fatboy Slim. This is a bolter for me. I didn't think this was going to get as many votes as it has.

There's still text coming through as we speak. So I think the only fair thing we can do, because they're coming through faster than we can count them, is go to one call to pick from those three songs. We've done this before and it's been dangerous. One call to choose between five. Dave Dobbin. Dave Dobbin and Fatboy Slum.

Okay, if you want that vote, if you want that power, call us right now on 0800 DALZM. Oh no. Let's go to Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hello, Liv. Hello, Liv. Hello, how are you? Have you ever had this much responsibility in your life?

No, probably not. Do you know what you've gotten yourself into or were you just after some free fuel? No, no. I'm definitely voting for birthday banger. Okay. I like it, Liv. So your selection is Dave Dobbin, Slice of Heaven. Fatboy Slim, praise you.

And five if you're getting down. Now, Liv, before you give us your answer, think about the year that we've had. Think about the fact it's a Friday. Do you want to take that into account to send people out into the weekend on a certain vibe. But ultimately, the decision for the best birthday banger of 2020 is yours. No pressure.

No pressure. No pressure. With the year we've had, we've got to go with the Kiwi, Dave Dobbin. I love what you've done there, Lev. I love what you've done. Bit of slice of heaven. And he's going to be in Bay Dream! Woo!

Merry Christmas, Liv. Thanks for the vote. Thanks, Liv. Merry Christmas. Have a good one, mate. Here we go, everybody. The official birthday banger of the year is from Dave Dobbin in him. Hey, I got a lot of faith in you

I'll stick with you, kid, that's about mine Yeah, I have a lot of fun, don't you? And living with you is a ball of A time Hey, do you when the mood Gets you down You bother me, so here Dragging on the ground

That's when I gotta play the clown For you Black humor, baby You kick your boots Howdy, angel Where did you hide your wings? Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven. Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven.

Hey, I got a lot of faith in you. I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line Yeah, we have a lot of fun, don't we? Heaven has to be with you all the time Hey, beauty, when the moon gets you down Your bottomless pit, drag it on the ground That's when I got to play the clown for you. Black humor, baby, kick my boots.

Howdy, angel. Where did you hide your wings? Her love shines over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven. Warm moonlight over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven. Her love shines over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven.

Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Howdy Angel Out in general Where did you hide your wings? Her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Bye. ZM, Brian Clint Dave Dobbin

Slice of Heaven The greatest birthday banger of 2020 According to you guys That's the best one we played Perfect timing too Let's the best one we played. Perfect timing too. Let's play another one. Just as that song was playing, Team New Zealand won their second race of the day.

So how's that for... Let's play another one to celebrate. Another what? Another birthday banger to celebrate. Oh, you're saying another Dave Dolman song. Brian Clint. Okay, what's not cancelled is your Christmas messages. We want to give it to you.

We want to give you the airwaves to get a message out there to the country for Christmas. Look back on the year that you've had and just share something. I hope Santa calls through. Wouldn't that be helpful? Oh, my God. Delwyn, good afternoon and Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you guys.

And when he is back, that's the first thing I want to know. Even though you're going, I want to know when he's back. Oh, thanks, Delwyn. And we're back on the 18th of January. Oh, man. Not just the stats off, huh? Yeah, not just the stats this year. No.

We get a nice big break. What about you, Delwyn? How long are you, are you having any time off over Christmas? I've got the stats. You've got the stats. Oh, you've got the stats. Well, enjoy those. No, I love my job, so it's not really a problem.

What do you do? I pack things. Nothing naughty. Oh. No, you do it when I call you. Yeah, I put things in boxes, wrap them up and send them out. Nice. Yeah.

But hey, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and a safe 2021 and the end of 2020. Don't get caught in that last couple of weeks. There we go. You love me? Okay. And just keep doing what you're doing, guys. We love you. You make my day and night every freaking day you're on.

Delwyn, we appreciate you. We can't do what we do without people like you. So thank you very, very much. You've made my afternoon. So we love you too and have a great Christmas. Shem's here. Merry Christmas, Shem. Hello, Shem. Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. How are you? I know exactly who this is. You're part of the podcast

family. Yeah, sure am. What would you like to say, man? The earwaves are yours. So, first of all, obviously, I'd like to say Merry Christmas to my family. Merry Christmas to all of New Zealand. It's been a pretty bloody horrible year, but enjoy summer pretty bloody horrible year But enjoy summer Yeah let's enjoy summer

And last just to you guys Merry Christmas It's been awesome having you guys Get us through lockdown this year So have a good Christmas Thanks Shem You're a big supporter of the show And you don't go unnoticed

So thank you very much Absolutely We appreciate all your support You've given us this year too So thanks Shem You always cut them off Before I can talk to them. Well, do you want to bring them back? I wanted to.

So we love you too, Shem. Awesome. Thank you. And just one thing, if I can, real quick, because as you guys may know, I lost my mum this year on a couple of nice messages from you on Facebook. So that was really nice. So just say thank you for that.

No worries, Shem. That's going to be a tough Christmas, man. Yeah. But worries, Sham. That's going to be a tough Christmas, man. Yeah. But stick with it. And we're here if you ever need to message or whatever as well, Sham. You know that. Awesome. Cool.

Thank you so much, Chris. See you, mate. Merry Christmas, mate. Thank you. Let's go to Susayna. Hi, Susayna. Susayna. Hi.

Susayna. Sorry. I'm very sorry, Susayna. I can't really see the screen properly. Merry Christmas. How are you, mate? Merry Christmas, I'm very sorry Suneina I can't really see the screen properly Merry Christmas I'm good, I was just listening to the other callers and I've got to say I 100% agree with them, you know

like the first thing I want to know is when you guys are coming back because every day I'm pretty sure it's the whole ZM team that gets me through, because you guys make us laugh and keep us going, no matter what's going whether it's COVID or every other shitty thing in the world, but thank you so much. Thanks, mate. It's my pleasure.

That means so nice. It's a big honour, this job, to be able to do something like that in a year like this as well. So that means a lot. And can I say, not just people listening to this show, but it's been a really tough year. I've had some really tough days this year, weeks, months, to be honest.

And this show got me through. So it's people like you, Susanna, who gets me through as well. So we're like a little family here. So we appreciate you too. Yeah, I bet you're all human as well. So thank you. Thank you, Susanna. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Our final guest is a special guest. Hello. Who's this? Richie McCall. Come on, Richie McCall. Hello. Oh, it's guest. Hello. Who's this? Richie McCall. Come on, Richie McCall. Hello. Oh, it's mum.

Hello, guys. Hi, mum. What's Richie McCall, Brianna? We thought it might be Santa. Oh, it could have been Santa. You're the next best thing, though, mum. Next best? I thought I was the best.

Bree said your beard is softer. You haven't won any World Cups, any Rugby World Cups. Hey, you're a special part of this show too. And you've been a big part of this year, as you are every year. What would you like to say? The whole country's listening. What would you like to share this afternoon? This is a small platform for you, Mum.

What I have to say is I can't believe how much New Zealand has embraced you guys and the rollercoaster ride that we've all been on, the people that have embraced people and have looked after each other. It's just been the positive side of it is the great side of human nature, of what people will do for other people when we're all under pressure. And I have to say, our Ved M family over there, that's what's getting me, and I'm getting emotional, is the peace of mind to think that you're looking after our little girl

and that we might not see her for Christmas this year, but we will see her. And, I mean, there's no doubt in our mind, but our love and our support for you guys and the family that has been created in New Zealand is fantastic. And all I want to do is say to people, please have a magical Christmas and hug the people closest to you and tell them you love them

because you never know what's around the corner. Oh, man. Sorry, I'm getting emotional. Oh, man. Yeah. I love you guys. I love you, Mum. Love you, Dad.

And that is true. It's a tough year for a lot of people who can't see loved ones. But I honestly feel like New Zealand is home for me now and I feel like my second family. We're not looking after her. We can barely contain her. It means the world to me when someone messages me and especially people from New Zealand when they say, you know.

For an Aussie, you're all right. Yeah. No, it honestly does mean so much to me and it makes me feel welcome and feels like home, so... Mama Di, we love you. We love you, Mum. And we look forward to seeing you as soon as we can. Let's get that bubble open so we can come and visit

and you can come and visit, okay? We need some more Ariana Grande covers on the show. We're not only keeping the bubble open, Clint, we're going to bust her wide open. We're going to bust that mother open. Enjoy your stripper, Graham. I got you for open, Clint. We're going to bust a wide open. We're going to bust that mother open. Enjoy your stripper, Graham. I got you for Christmas, Mum. Bree and Clint.

I want to throw our support behind a schoolboy. He's in grade eight and he's an aspiring DJ. His name is Cale Bell. He goes to a school called St. Anthony's Catholic College over in Manchester. Yep. And he decided that, you know, as an aspiring DJ, he would set up a rave. Good stuff. Which is amazing.

Yep. And Cale set up a rave in the boys' toilets. Oh, legendary. Good stuff. Yeah. This is so good. Anyway, do we want to hear a bit of the rave first? Yeah, I'd love to hear a little bit.

I think we've got a little clip of it here. So this is him. He's year eight? Year eight in the boys' toilets at his school. He's invited some people. Yeah. And here's the rave. Building Cale. He's invited some people Yeah And here's the rave Buildin' Kale Very topical

That's a dope rave if you ask me It's got a really good like toilet style echo in there. Doesn't it? It's good, yeah. And, you know, he was just, you know, living his dream. He's trying to get something started. And that's when a teacher busted him and told him, I'm shutting this party down.

What? Shut it down? Embarrassed him in front of all of his fellow ravers? Yeah. Said no more? Confiscated his DJ equipment? Really? Which, I mean, you know, that's his likelihood.

That's what he's going to do this holidays. That's like confiscating a builder's hammer. Exactly. So what I thought we could do this afternoon to put our support behind Cale so he can get his DJ equipment back. Yep. I thought we can play a part of his DJ set. Oh, right.

Let me present it. In full. Oh, this will be the biggest audience he's ever played to outside of a toilet. Exactly. So his name's Cale Bell, and we're going to play part of his DJ set right now on the radio for you guys.

This is big, man. It's not even a favour. We're lucky to have this. We are lucky to have this. Alright, we're going to dance music it up. You're tuned in right now to ZM.

This is DJ Kale. His set which went live in the toilets at his school last week Anthony's Catholic College This is a ZM exclusive Drop it Shout out to everyone tuned in around the country right now. George.

No, ZM. Oh, sorry, ZM. ZM, we get the credit for this. If Hamish Pinkham's listening, sign this kid for RMV, man. He's ready. So long as he enters quarantine today, he'll be out in time for New Year's Eve. He'll be out on the 31st.

Wait for the second drop. I think that's it, to be honest. Yeah, that's it. Well, it was dope while it lasted. That was good while it lasted. Yeah, short and sweet. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up

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