ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – December 1st 2020

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

Burping newsHotel chatDean McCarthy live from LAIphone testHave you ever stolen something?Teeth storyInsta Fame Game!When’s the worst time to be dumped?Birthday banger!Emoji chatThat Don’t Impress Me MuchPill testingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast today, live from Wanaka. Choo-hoo! If you know where that is, well then you know. Bloody ripper! We've got the second dog visiting us of the day. Crikey! Um, we don't know this dog's name. True Blue!

Why is it his name? No, I reckon his name's Samson. I heard someone say Samson. Oh yeah. Is it a boy, Anita? Is he a boy? Oh my god, he's so cute. Jack Russell's. Is it a boy, Anita? Is he a boy? Yeah. Oh, my God, he's so cute. Jack Russell's. I'm obsessed with Jack Russell's.

I'm always impressed by people who can tell whether a cat is a boy or a girl. Cats are a little bit harder. Yeah. Their penises are in the same area as the vaginas for cats. And they're internal, right? Are they? No. I don't think I've ever owned a male cat. Maybe I have.

Haven't you? I don't know. Wait, one of your cats isn't a male? No. No don't think I've ever owned a male cat. Maybe I have. Haven't you? I don't know. Wait, one of your cats isn't a male? No. No, they're both girls. I thought Bowie was a male for some reason. So do we. Yeah, yeah.

She's got that air about her. But no. I guess what I'm saying is I've never seen a cat dick. It's very, very easy to tell a dog. Oh, yeah. Boy to a girl because the penis is where the belly button is. You know what's really easy to tell? Horse, boy to a girl, because the penis is where the belly button is. You know what's really easy to tell? Horse.

You ever seen a horse one? Depends if they've been gilded. Oh, really? Yeah. Do they lop the schlong off? No, but the penis goes back inside real tight. I drove past this horse once, and this won't impress either of you, Bree or Anastasia, who know horses, but I don't. Have you ever seen a horse do a piss?

That's what I was going to say. I drove past a horse in full stream once, and it was like someone had turned a fire hose on. Yeah, I've been pissed on by a horse. Wasn't fun. Arbon everywhere, man. I remember I also was on a trail ride, and the person in front of me's horse

did a shit on my horse's face. Oh, that's not polite. But that's something that happens quite often in horse trail riding. Oh, that's not polite. But that's something that happens quite often in horse trail riding. In horse circles. Every now and then the Vietnam comes when they come and do a check up on the horse. They do what's called a shaft clean.

Because it gets all crusty. Hey Anastasia, have you ever seen a horse be gelded before? No! I have. It is an a horse be gelded before? No. Oh, I have. It is an alarming. Is it castration? Yeah, the bing, yeah, yeah. And they do it so they can't breed or they do it so they calm down?

Both. Both? Yeah, both. It's a horrible experience. I've seen, have you ever seen sheep? Is it still a recommended process or is it a bit dated? No, it is. It is.

Stallions can be very aggressive and very unpredictable. And very horny. Yeah, because, I mean, they've got so many, so much hormones running through them. Yeah. A completely different horse. I've also seen sheep be... Docked. Docked.

No, that's their tails. No, that's the tail. I've also seen sheep be de de-balled what a horrific process and then they call them and then you cook them on the barbecue and you know what they're called are those mountain oysters bush oysters bush oysters yeah same mountain oysters i think of the bull ones yeah yeah maybe like a something that lives in the mountains anyone feel like seafood tonight hey google what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Oh, that's Christmassy, isn't it? Oh, look out. Oh, whoa. It's like a Christmas explosion.

Santa has really unloaded on us there, hasn't he? Ho, ho, ho. Santa has hit the streets. Hi, everybody. It's Bree and Clint. We're live from Wanaka today on our Zedium Ultimate Summer Roadie, thanks to Juicy Campervans. That's right.

Today, Clint, we got to catch some salmon at this amazing establishment called Hook. Yes. From Lake Two Plate, they say, here at Hook. And that's exactly what we did. We caught some salmon and then we got to eat some amazing food. I was touch and go for a bit though, wasn't I? I just want to shout out to John. I can actually see him from across the lake.

We tried everything. He put a lure on. Then he put a different piece of bait on, then he tried a different hook for me. But an hour and about 45 minutes later, I'd caught a salmon. Yeah, well done. And I am very grateful for John, so I just wanted to give him a shout out. And we ate that salmon.

God, this has to be the most beautiful place in the world. We came over the Crown Range this morning from Queenstown to Wanaka, and every way you turn it's like a postcard. Yeah, Shania's on to something, eh? Yeah, she is. Because this place, I tell you what,

I don't think... She's the mayor now, I think. Yeah, I think she's got the keys to the city. I'm not leaving. Yeah, right. I'm not leaving! Today on the show

we are going to give someone a juicy camper van for summer. Someone who's been to ZM Online and helped plan this very road trip that we're on. You can still do that, by the way. The North Island League is next week with Cam and Georgia.

If you know some cool places in the North Island that they should visit in the Juicy Campervans, go and tell us and you can win a Juicy Camper for summer. I've already suggested the Bootleg Moonshine tasting place in... Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. In the Naki. So hopefully I win one of those campers. I think they're going to go to do that. If they're going to the Naki, I hear I win one of those campers.

I think they're going to go to do that. If they're going to the Naki, I hear there's a bump in Tinney House just as you get into town as well. No idea. The bootleg moonshine. That's what we're looking for. Some of the more underground experience. The off-road experience, you know?

The stuff you can't find on TripAdvisor. Yeah. We don't want to know what other people thought. We just want to guess. Next on the show, some news that I've specifically put in the show for you, actually. Okay. We just want to guess. Next on the show, some news that I've specifically put in the show

for you, actually. Okay. It's gas related. So, it's begrudgingly that I put it in the show, but like I've said before, relationships are about compromise

and playing to each other's strengths. Or you've come to your senses and now you know good content. Yeah, no, I don't know about that. No, I think that's the one.

I don't know about that. There is some gas news, though, and it involves a prison sentence. So, we'll give that to you. Oh, no, I don't know about that. No, I think that's the one. I don't know about that. There is some gas news, though, and it involves a prison sentence. So we'll give that to you. Oh, no. After Joel Corey and MNEK, it's Bree and Clint, live from Wanaka on ZM. Bree and Clint. We're live from Wanaka today, and it is stunning. Yesterday, we were in popper jackets.

How was the weather today? And today, we're in shorts and t-shirt. Well, I wish I was in shorts and t-shirt. Huh? Well, I am in shorts and t- Well, I wish I was in shorts and t-shirt. Huh? Well, I am in shorts and t-shirt. I just noticed you haven't got any shorts or t-shirt on and maybe you forgot to pack some shorts. I didn't want to make it too bad.

No, I've- Did I? Well, maybe I didn't pack shorts. Yeah, right. But to be honest, I'm waiting for the bit hotter weather, I think. Oh, right. Yeah, hold out. Don't give it all up.

I love my favourite thing about Kiwis. It's like, you know, 20 degrees and everyone's like, oh, my God, it's a stonker. Time to get the rig out. Get the shorts out. I love it. It's so good. One more degree and Producer Ben will be fully nude.

I guarantee you. Which let's hope not because we are in a public place. Hey, I've got some gas-based news, which I know is a penchant of yours. So I thought I'd bring it to the show. I just like to keep it real. A man called Rhys Pilot is going back to prison in the UK for burping at police.

Oh, Rhys. In 2019, Rhys was jailed for six months for calling 911 and burping into the phone. But he was released early for good behaviour. Anyway, Rhys is back on his bullshit. So he's going back to prison.

What is he up to? Wait, wait, wait. He goes, I don. So he's going back to prison. What is he up to? Can you imagine? Wait, wait, wait. This is my picture. He goes, I know what I'm going to do. I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to call 911. I'm going to call 911.

And he calls them up. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Hello, 911. What's your emergency? It's funny you say that because would you like to hear one of the calls? No way, you've got it. Well, let's see how accurate... Is that how it sounds?

Let's see how accurate you were. Hang on. This is Rhys Pilot calling 911. Oh, my God. Emergency. Yes, hi. I mean, obviously, I know what you're doing, but you did this... You were doing this the other day.

Yeah, he's wasting their time. He deserves it. Yeah. On one occasion, he called the police 24 times in 45 minutes, which is not funny because he was blocking the lines for real emergencies. Exactly right. It's actually a real big problem. So he's been sentenced on Wednesday to another six months imprisonment

and 40 days of rehabilitation. Oh, come on, Rhys. Get a hobby. That is his hobby. No, get a new hobby. No, that's his game. Get a new hobby. He probably tries to see how many burps he can get out

and then he calls them back up and tries to beat that record. Start burping into balloons or something. Oh, that's a good one. And selling them on eBay. And pop them at kids' parties. Bree and Clint. And because we're on the roadie, you know, we've been going from different place to different place,

and something that you encounter on road trips sometimes is hotels. Yeah. You might stay a night here, stay a night there, and we've been staying at a lovely place. But something I always notice, and I know I've had this gripe before, and I feel like you're on my side, is as to why there's no toilet brush in a hotel room. I'll never understand it.

I don't get it. And I feel like we've talked about it before and someone in a hotel told us the reason. They were like, because it's like... Oh, because it's dirty, right? ...unsanitary. Well, get a clean toilet brush. But I'm rooming with producer Anastasia at the moment

and it's not the best. No, I'm not saying... No, no, no, I'm not saying you. Oh, my gosh. She thought that I was like calling her out for a second. But all I'm saying is that when you're rooming with someone, especially a colleague. Are you a bit yuck in the room?

No. No, she's fine. I'm just saying we've been trying. I thought she was going to accuse me of. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying it makes it a lot more stressful for us in the situation. The toilet dance in a shared hotel room is the worst. And shout out to every hotel that has a nice lobby toilet.

Oh, yeah. You need that. You're the real MVP. Oh, yeah. Especially, you know what? It is good. If you're going away on like a first anniversary or like early in the relationship, check that there's a lobby toilet.

Or late in the relationship. Be nice to your late relationships too. No one wants to be married to you for five years and then sit in a room where you've demoed the toilet. The romance is gone by then. It's fine. The one thing I wanted to bring up though, so you know how when you go to a hotel

and they give you all the nice things and they're like really thoughtful. The soaps and stuff. The soaps and the shampoos and the body wash now is always included. There's one thing that I feel like we should start a campaign to have in every hotel room. I know what it is.

I already know what you're going to say. Do you know what it is? Should we say it at the same time? Okay, you think you can read my mind. Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Toothpaste.

Oh. Oh. Because some hotel rooms have cotton buds. Yeah, I've never been in a hotel that's got toothpaste. And wouldn't you love it? Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't you love that?

Because how awkward is it taking a big tube of toothpaste and then usually that's the thing that explodes. It's quite wasteful though. Like I always think about that with the soaps and stuff. We open them, use them once, and then they just buff them out. No, I take them home. Oh yeah, well there you go, you're recycling. Yeah, see?

And if they had toothpaste in there, I'd take it home. Oh, yeah. Well, there you go. You're recycling. Yeah, see? And if they had toothpaste in there, I'd take it home. Exactly. Yeah. So that doesn't have to be a big toothpaste, but I'd love if anyone... Why is that? Is it because you never remember your toothpaste? I just think there's times where I haven't remembered it. Yeah.

And I think it's one of those items where I always have a big tube of toothpaste and I don't want to carry it in my bag. Okay, sure. Where do we stop? What else do we need to have included in the rooms that you're going to forget? Phone charger in every room? Oh, that's nice. I do like that.

Spare pair of undies? Okay, too far. Okay, well, we found the line. That didn't take long. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is...

The latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about Rita Ora. She's been a naughty wee thing, hasn't she? What has she done for her 30th birthday? She's been a naughty wee. She's been a naughty wee naughty. Here's what she did, right?

And we just need to do an accent every time we cross by the way. Here's what she did. And look, it's actually pretty bad, but she has taken full responsibility. She threw a 30th birthday restaurant bash, right? It was like a gathering of people at a restaurant in the middle of London's incredible COVID lockdown. And she's actually broken like a lord.

She was given a $20,000 fine for having too many people in the one place, basically. She has come out on Instagram. She's owned it. She has apologized. She voluntarily paid the fee, obviously. Her message to fans was very, very remorseful. Like, you actually believe her when you read it.

It's not like some PR thing. She's genuinely upset and regretful as to how it kind of played out. But, yeah, that's what happened. She had a party in the middle of COVID for her 30th birthday. Irresponsible, you know. Isn't it weird? Their lifestyles of the rich and famous, they think they can do whatever they want and get away with it.

Well, guess what? They can't. Isn't it weird though? Because we in New Zealand are so lucky because we kind of forget that a lot of places around the world are continuing to be in lockdown for six, seven, eight, nine months while we're out and we're so lucky. We're travelling around the country right now.

It's amazing. This is impossible in a lot of places around the world. But yeah, not setting a good example. Like where I live. It's very lockdown. We're in major. All the restaurants are closed. You can't eat inside.

All the gyms are closed. Everything's closed. Everything. Except for you can only eat in a restaurant outside. And the cases in America are just top to the highest they've ever been, like over 200,000 in one day. So, yeah, it's very real out there in other parts of the world. You guys are swanning around New Zealand,

the most beautiful country in the world. But out here in other parts, it's very real. Very real. Yeah, we are very lucky. Okay, we need to remember that. Thank you, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. That's the latest thanks to Cookie Time. Celebrating 35 years of Christmas cookies,

you can book a seller now at christmascookies.co.nz. I've got some important iPhone news. Of course, I'm not an iPhone man. I'm a Samsung man, but I know you're an iPhone man. I'm not a man. Well, you're an iPhone-er. I'm not an iPhone man. I'm a Samsung man. But I know you're an iPhone man. I'm not a man. Well, you're an iPhone-er. I do have an iPhone, yes. You're an appler.

I don't like to label myself with anything. Currently, I have an iPhone. Okay, cool. I like it. It's noncommittal. Apple have just been fined $17 million for misleading people about something that the iPhone can do. Okay.

Can I see your phone for a second? This is an iPhone... XR. One of the cheap ones. That's an 11? Yes. Yeah. It's somewhere between an 8 and 11, right?

I think it's a 10 or 11. Right. Apple have claimed that the iPhone 8 through to 11 was water resistant to a depth of 1 to 4 meters for up to 30 minutes. I've never put that phone in water and I don't plan on doing it. Well, this is what I thought we could test today. No, we are not putting that phone in water. It turns out that the phone is not waterproof as much as they said it was.

That's why I've never put it in water. But it is waterproof using still pure water. Now, today we're at a salmon farm in Wanaka and we have never seen water this still or pure before. And I think that now's the time to find out whether this iPhone really is waterproof. So we're going to go down to the water. Hey, Clint. We're going to go down to the water.

I'm not chasing you. If you throw my phone in the water, your laptop goes in the water. My laptop is not waterproof. Well, we'll test it and see. Come down here. We will test it and see. Come down here. I've got your laptop. Come down here. We will test it and see. Come down here. I've got your laptop.

Come down here. I'm not going to do it. Okay. I'm not going to do it. Oh, no. I'm not going to do it. I want you to do it. No, I'm not going to do it.

I want you to take this phone and try it in the water. The last time we went on a trip, my phone got stolen, and I had to go out of phone the whole trip. But don't you want to know that maybe you've got this amazing waterproof phone. Put my laptop down. I like how this totally backfired on you. Put my laptop down. I was like what can I get of his laptop?

Don't you want to know if your phone is waterproof? Wouldn't you love to find out? Yeah can't I just Google it? This is still pure water. You'll be doing a service to iPhone 11 owners all over the water. You'll be doing a service to iPhone 11 owners all over the country. You'll be setting them up for summer. You'll be...

This is so dumb. This is so dumb. Yeah. I don't want to do it. And then I know what's going to happen. I'll put it in the water and then you'll go, oh, wait, I don't think your phone was included in that. I know you too well.

All right. Well, I better just check that because this break's got to have an end. You put yours in. Let me just phone was included in that. I know you too well. All right. Well, I better just check that because this break's got to have an end. You put yours in. Let me just chuck the Samsung in here. Let's quickly just. Oh, my God. I so wish I could push him in right now. And.

Yeah, baby. Yeah, she's waterproof. Oh, I'm just going to put mine in. Hold on. I'm just going to put mine in. Hold on. Hold on one second. Hold on.

Oh, look at that. She went in and she's fine. Ah, the power of radio. Why is it completely dry? We're in a juicy camper van and today we're in Wanaka broadcasting live from Hawk, which is beautiful. It's been a bloody ripping day here in Wanaka and we really appreciate the local business like Hawk who's taken us in and given us a really amazing day. Wanted to talk about this servant who used to work for the Queen.

Right. Big deal. Yeah. A servant for the Queen at Buckingham Palace has admitted to stealing items from Buckingham Palace. Oh, stealing items from Buckingham Palace. Oh, yeah, you would, wouldn't you? No, I probably wouldn't. Wouldn't you?

Oh, sorry, no, you wouldn't. Because everything in that place would be a family heirloom or it would be owned by some prince from somewhere. Yeah. And they would notice. Would they notice, though? Because that thing's got like 400 rooms and like 500 years of, you know how your house

and your parents' house is full of stuff from the family over the years? Imagine your family stretches back 500 years in one palace. It'll be chock-a-block. Yeah, it'd be full of junk. Yeah. It'd be so much stuff. Well, this guy, or girl, it doesn't say. Oh, no, it is.

It is a guy. His name's Adamo Canto. He was 37. He took items including medals, signed photographs of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, all whilst claiming to be cleaning to prevent COVID. Right. Oh, good. Yeah, cleaning to prevent COVID. Right. Oh, good. Yeah, sneak it under COVID.

He also admitted to stealing a photo album of the Royal State Banquet during the US President Donald Trump's visit. Yeah. Which he sold that for about $3,000 on eBay. Whoa, yeah. So he originally was a former catering assistant, but then he's worked there for like five years. So he's Was a former Catering assistant But then He's worked there

For like five years So he's worked there For a long time But then he'd been Given additional jobs And stuff And that's when he started To you know

Take a few things Here and there I like the COVID excuse What was he like Oh I've got a He's walking through security With the medals He's like I've got to

Take these out They need They've got COVID I need to clean them I need to take these home and wipe them with my bacterial wipes that I've got at home. And I've got to take a UV photo of them for my train me account. That helps kill the bugs.

You want to know how many, because they tracked it down to him and they have pretty much found him guilty for selling some of those things. How many items do you think he ended up taking from Buckingham Palace? Oh, I hate to guess. 20? They found 37 items on his eBay account that had been sold, which he'd gotten around $15,000 for all of them. Yeah.

Is that worth it, though? It's not worth it if he's being paid well as a servant. If he's not, you'd go bloody rich, bloody royals going to get some of my bloody...

It's like stealing milk from your work. It's like if you feel like you're underpaid, you make up your salary where you can and it's either toilet paper or milk.

What's a no-go from Buckingham Palace? For stealing? Yeah. I wouldn't like him to steal anything from the Queen specifically because I think she's lovely, but Philip, go into Andrew's room, raid the shit out of that

Take whatever you want. Take his pillow if you want Do a dump on his bed if you want. Okay, well don't do that Well, you know, people's protest. Two wrongs don't make a right. That's what we always say I wanted to ask people this afternoon and this is a bit of a personal one, but have you ever stolen anything?

It doesn't have to be, you know, obviously a big deal. It might have been by accident. Maybe when you were five or something and you've never gotten over it or maybe you've taken something from work. Right. And you want to come clean. You can remain anonymous. Yep.

And you can also text us on 9696. Have you ever stolen anything? And what was it? What was it? And why? Maybe you stole a car. Maybe you're really, really sorry about it, but you stole a car once. Could have happened.

Could have happened. Maybe you're willing to tell us as well. Yeah, maybe you've seen the light and you're remorseful. Or maybe you're tuned in to the Bree Brian Clint show right now from the stolen car. Or maybe you robbed a bank. Imagine. Imagine if we got a bank robber. Are we allowed to have a bank robber on here?

We probably wouldn't put a bank robber on here. A bit more petty than that, please. Slightly more petty. Yeah. You stole some change from the tips jar at a pub in Timaru. A bit more than that. Okay, a bit more than that. All right, 0800DIALZM, have you ever stolen anything?

Brianne Clint. An ex-employee from Buckingham Palace, that's right, they worked for the Queen, has been found out after they were taking things from the palace and throwing them up on eBay and selling them. Oldest trick in the book. Like, I can't help but find it a little bit funny. Oh, yeah. Like, it's just such a far-fetched, ridiculous story.

You know why? Why? Because stealing from the royal family feels like a victimless crime. It does. It does. It does. It's like stealing from the rich. I know that's the wrong attitude.

I know that's the wrong attitude. But, yeah, it's got a Robin Hood element to it. Stealing from the rich to give to yourself. Imagine if they take the crown and they're like, oh, this could go for a bit. And they're like, that is the Queen's crown. Anyway, we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM to be a bit honest, get really honest with us.

Have you stolen anything? You know, I have. Yeah, what did you steal? I've never shared this story before, but I, one time, was very low on money and performed an act of shoplifting only to steal one can of cat food and a flea collar for my cat because I couldn't afford cat food.

God, how low were you? I was very low on money. Very low. And I have felt guilty about it ever since to the point that there was about... You could go back and... No. ...give them the money.

You know those SPCA boxes that they've got at the supermarket? Yeah. So after that, I went in about five times and bought the stuff that I stole and I put it straight into the SPCA box. But the cat needed food

and the cat had fleas and I was like, oh man, I'm so broke. Catching a mouse. Yeah, catching. I mean, we've all been there. I've put through, you know, salted cashew nuts as unsalted before. Same, same. I know how you feel. Same, same.

Let's go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. You're willing to be honest this afternoon with us. What did you steal? I used to steal pens from Smiggle. Why? Why are you stealing pens from Smiggle?

Because they were cool. How old are you, Sarah? I was probably 15. Yeah, right. Oh, no. Did you ever face any consequences for it? Did you get caught? No, I didn't. Well, here's a tip for you, right. Oh, no. Did you ever face any consequences for it? Did you get caught? No, I didn't.

Well, here's a tip for you, Sarah. You should take pens from hotels because they're free. Okay? And no, you won't get in trouble and you can have a pen. All right, Sarah. Smack on the rest. Let's go to Gemma. Hi, Gemma.

G'day, Gemma. Hi. You're calling to dob someone else in, Gemma. Yeah. So, it's my daughter. She's only eight now. But back when she was younger, this is when we lived in Brisbane, we'd go shopping and we'd walk through the shops

and how they've got like all the clothes racks and stuff close together. She used to just grab anything that she could and pull it into the pram. So we'd get down to like the car afterwards and just find like this stash of useless items that we wouldn't need. There were a few times I would take them back and stuff, but it got to the point where by the end of it, we're down in the car. We'd find it on the car park. Got too embarrassing.

Yeah. And just be like, oh, well, it's coming. You know, if those stores ever saw the security footage. They'd be like, this woman's coming up. You know if those stores ever saw the security footage. They'd be like this woman's taught her daughter how to do this. They would think it was some kind of hobo racket where you taught the kid how to steal what you actually wanted. It was never anything

that was useful. I was like she could at least grab some like labelled clothes or something that would fit me. She grabs all the cheap stuff. You've got a great thief with no taste. That's your issue. Yeah, she's not joining the Ocean Eleven boys anytime soon, I don't think. Thanks, Gemma.

Our last caller today wants to remain anonymous, and that's okay. It's a touchy subject. Anonymous, what did you steal? Okay, so this one time when I was at uni, I was working at a popular fast food restaurant and I was on graveyard shift, which is like till 3 a.m. And we'd always get really obnoxious drunk people. And this one group of people were particularly obnoxious

and particularly drunk. And when I went to clean their table, they just left their stuff everywhere. It was like a bomb site. And I was cleaning up and then I found one of their wallets. And I was like, ooh, what's in here? And I found five bucks. And I was like, oh, you look good, tip for me.

And then I felt bad. So as I was driving home, I chucked the wallet out the window. Anonymous! Anonymous! Oh, I thought you was going to say, and then on my way home, I did the right thing, and I put it in their mailbox. No, I keep the money, and I put it in their mailbox. No, I keep the money, but dump the wallet in their mailbox.

No, I put the wallet, like, it was in a good street, you know, like, so I put it on, like, Vic Fields or something. You didn't feel bad. You felt guilty that you were going to get caught, so you were like, dispose of the evidence, got to get rid of the evidence. Anonymous, be honest with us. They literally deserved it.

Was it more than five bucks? No, it was five bucks. I believe her. I believe her too. This other time, hashtag period poverty, I stole a moon cup because I was like, I'm not paying $30 if I don't like this. Oh my God. This is like just everyone's just airing all their dirty laundry. Look, I just admitted to stealing some cat food at a time of poverty as well.

I've been there. No one's endorsing it. No one's saying it's the right thing to do. Yeah, wow. When you're in that position. It is tough, isn't it? It is hard. A moon cup.

At least you took something that's reusable, you know? You only have to steal a moon cup once. Let's hope so. Bree and Clint. We're live from Wanaka today. We're at Hook in Wanaka. I've got a story about some jaw and teeth pain. So if you're a bit queasy about this stuff, I'd probably, you know, switch off now.

I've had a toothache so bad before that I couldn't even open my mouth. Oh, it was my wisdom teeth. They needed to come out, but I didn't know that. Just my mouth stopped opening altogether. Have you had your wisdom teeth out? Three of four. Did you go under full anesthetic? Well, no, but I ended up going under

because, you know how I like to fall asleep really easily? They gave me the sedative and I just went unconscious and they took three teeth out and I woke up an hour later and they were gone. Oh, there you go. Saved money on that one. Why didn't you just get all four out?

Because the other one's not impacting. Yeah, I know, but it will someday. Yeah, but you pay per tooth. So I was like, if that one's fine, just leave it. I got all four out at one time and I was so swollen. I had two black eyes and I lost 14 kilos in two weeks. Whoa. I couldn't eat anything.

My friend Dina bought me around KFC potato and gravy, and that's what I lived off. Yeah, you could have just got that in your mouth. Well, this story is quite horrible, but it has a good ending. So there's a seven-year-old boy who complained to his mum about having some toothache and some jaw pain. Yeah. Which she was like, okay, well, we better go to the hospital and get this checked out.

Yeah. So that's exactly what she did. The doctors decided to take an X-ray and they were quite shocked after the X-ray revealed what they're calling kind of like this sack. There was like swelling and pain around his molars and there was a sack where they found hundreds of teeth. Oh, in his mouth? Inside his, like, skull.

Hundreds of teeth? They found, to be exact, so ranging from 0.1 millimetres, so that's super tiny, to 15 millimetres. One and a half centimetres. They found a total of 526 teeth. Is this real? It's real.

Even the smallest had a crown, a root, an enamel. So they were all teeth. When you say sack, was it like a bag of teeth in his mouth? Or were they in place? Have you ever seen a skull, like an X-ray of a child's skull? Yeah.

And you can see all of your big dog adult teeth sitting up there waiting to come down? And behind the other ones waiting to come down. Yeah. So that's what he had. So pretty much imagine that, but there's 500 of them. Far out. How do you deal with that? How do you take out 500 teeth?

Well. Like we said, I've had three teeth pulled and that was enough. They actually performed surgery and they got them all out and he's fine now, which is really good news. I had a friend at school that we, and this sounds horrible, but we called him Sharkboy. Why? Because he actually had like four sets of teeth, but they'd all come through.

Oh, buzzy. So, you know how sharks have like four sets or like million sets? The two rows, yeah. Yeah, he had like all these extra sets of teeth and he ended up having them removed as well and he was all good. Poor Sharkboy. Yeah, Sharkboy. Kids are brute away. Yeah, he just used to bite removed as well and he was all good. Poor Sharkboy. Yeah. Sharkboy.

Kids are brute away. Yeah, he just used to bite people as well. I was going to say. So it was fine. Brie and Clint. And it's time for the Insta Fame Game. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would.

She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Pretty simple concept. We go head-to-head trying to guess how many followers celebrities have on their Instagrams. We play for people to win the mobile fuel. Georgia's called up. Hi, Georgia. G'day, George.

Hi. Who would you like to play for you today in the Insta Fame Game? I'm going to go with Clint. Sorry, Brie. No worries, Georgia. That means, Amy, I've got your back. Hi. Hi.

Good luck, Amy. Okay, producer Ben runs the game. What's our theme this week, Ben? G'day, guys. Your theme today is music or singers and artists that have a Christmas album out because Merry Christmas is the 1st of December. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Okay, cool. I'm guessing Bublé's going to be in there. Is he even on Instagram? I'm guessing Mariah's going to be in there. Your first one is Mariah Carey. How many Instagram followers for Mariah Carey? Her album was

brought out many years ago. It was called Merry Christmas. Great Christmas album by the way. It is. It's a good one. It's a very, very good Christmas album. For Mariah Carey, Clint, you the way. It is. It's a good one. It's a very, very good Christmas album. Okay, for Mariah Carey, Clint, you put 3.9 million. Brie, you put 5 million. Mariah Carey has 9.6 million followers. That's a point to Brie. Tell me, baby.

Good for Mariah. That's seriously impressive. Yeah, it is. Get it, Mariah. Your next person in the Insta fame game is, oh, what? Michael Bublé. What's exciting is where you go after this one. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, his Christmas album was called Christmas. Has he only got one Christmas album? I think he's got a few, but the one that I found when I was researching it a while ago was just called Christmas. Yeah, right. How original. I think that's the first one. Anyway, for how many Instagram followers?

Bree, for Michael Bublé, you've put 3.1. Clint, you've put 1.4. Million. Million. Michael Bublé has 2.5 million. Oh, no. We have no man's land again. That is, I believe, Brie.

That's Brie. Okay, Brie. Well done. 2-1. Okay, your third person that has a Christmas album. Yeah, who? Snoop Dogg. John Legend. Oh. John Legend. It's called A Legendary Christmas. Oh, they third person that has a Christmas album. Yeah, who? Snoop Dogg. John Legend.

Oh. John Legend. It's called A Legendary Christmas. Oh, that'd be pretty good, I reckon. How good is that? How great is that, right? He could do anything. He could do Legendary New Year's.

What? Well, there's no New Year's albums out there. I was like, okay. How many Instagram followers for John? I was going to say, who's got a New Year's album? Vanessa Amorosi? Brie for John Legend, you've put $12 million. Clint, you've put $14 million.

Oh, close. John Legend has $13.3 million. That's a point to Clint. Yes. Only just. Yes. Okay, your next person is to thank. What a legend.

What a legend. Is Celine Dion. She has one called These Special Times. Does she? Yeah. I mean, of course she does. That's what I thought, too. The last one called These Special Times. Does she? Yeah. I mean, of course she does. That's what I thought too.

The last one's going to be Shania Twain. I bet Shania Twain's got a Christmas album. Sorry, Celine Dion? Celine Dion, how many Instagram followers? Okay, both riding now. Clint, you put 4.5 million. And Bree, you put 5 million. Celine Dion has bang on 4.5 million. Really?, you put 5 million. Celine Dion has bang on 4.5 million.

Really? We're off to tie break. So you got the exact answer. You nailed it. We're off to tie break. Oh, my gosh. Tie break. For the next person for the Instafame game that has recently,

well, not recently, has brought out a Christmas album, Jessie J. Jessie J. Her Christmas album is called This Christmas Day. I follow Jessie J. How many Instagram followers for Jessie J. Jessie J. Her Christmas album is called This Christmas Day. I follow Jessie J. How many Instagram followers for Jessie J? She would have got a big bump when her and Channing were the hot it couple. Her numbers would have gone up.

Yep. How many Instagram followers for Jessie J? Keen to listen. Keen to listen to that album. Okay, the writing. Clint, you've put, is that $1 million or $10 million? I've put $10 million for Jesse J. Brie, you've put $14.

Jesse J has $9.4 million. Oh, bugger. That's a game. That's a game to Clint. That is the game. Georgia, congratulations. We've got some free mobile fuel for you. Awesome. Thank you so much. And a copy of John Legend's Legendary game. Georgia, congratulations. We've got some free mobile fuel for you. Awesome. Thank you so much.

And a copy of John Legend's Legendary Christmas. No, I want that. Free in Clint. What I'm about to tell you will be concerning, but it should only be

concerning if you think you haven't been putting enough effort into your relationship recently. Or your inner relationship. Yeah, actually, yeah, good point. If you're single,

you're good to go. You're living that single life. If you're single, I'm about to go. You're living that single life. If you're single, I'm about to tell you what day Christmas is coming, basically, because the market is about to double for you guys. It's the day that you are more likely to be broken up with than any other day of the year. Why?

I don't want to know this. Well, you should. You should. No, because if you put in the work all the time, then you're not going to need to know this. Then you should be fine. I'm not saying I have been. I'm just saying.

Okay, this is data analysed from Facebook, and it looks at the date on which relationship statuses change the most. Right. So from that, they have been able to deduce what the most likely day and the most popular day people will be broken up with is. Most popular day. Yeah. This is the day you want to aim for.

If you want to be on trend with your breakup. What day? It's coming up. The day that you're most likely to be broken up with is December the 11th. Oh, but that's like 10 days away. 10 days away. Yeah. Is this so people can avoid buying Christmas presents for people?

Interestingly, you're right. Psychologists believe it could be down to a couple of things. They think that it could be pressure to do with the holiday season because family politics, drama, just pressure about what you're going to do for Christmas gets to people and that can cause fractures in relationships. And maybe you go, let's just break up. Let's just break up.

That seems a bit crazy. Yeah. Well, yeah, well. Or people not wanting to spend Christmas Day with someone that they're not 100% on, they go, Christmas is too important to me. My family is too important to me. I don't want you there. Let's break up.

I think it's fine if you're not in that space yet but you'll say it's new or you're just not ready yet to be like oh I'm going to go spend Christmas with my family and you can spend Christmas with your family

do you think that's fine? Totally I think that's fine if you're not ready yet but you have to have that conversation absolutely you do you have to get it on the table

you don't have to break up it's nothing personal but I want to concentrate on my family and you to concentrate on my family. And you can concentrate on your family this year, and next year we can talk about that. See at rhythm. Yeah.

Yeah. I think that's a great idea. And the third thing psychologists put it down to, you're right, is realizing that your new partner is not worth buying a Christmas present for. Am I weird? Because I love buying gifts for people so much. It's like one of my favorite things in the whole world to do. I love it.

I hate receiving gifts. I get real awkward. I hate it. But I love buying gifts for people. I'd rather give someone a present and then break up with them afterwards. Oh, really? You'd rather buy a gift for someone you don't even like? Well, it's not even...

I don't know. I just love buying gifts for people. Or do you want to give them like a farewell gift? So I've got good news and bad news. This gift's for you. You know how you wanted an iPad? Well, I'm breaking up with you. But I got you an iPad.

An iPad. It's an old one though, so. Yeah, because I'm breaking up with you. And if you aren't happy with it, well, too bad, because I've blocked you on everything. Hooray! And have a nice life. December 11, most likely day to get dumped. Unfortunate.

At least it's not like a day. It's not like Valentine's Day. It's not Christmas Day. It's not your birthday. Christmas Day would be rough. Yeah. Christmas Day would be rough. What else?

New Year's Eve. Like if you break up with someone on Christmas Day, their birthday, Valentine's Day, Easter, like any of the big holidays. Wait, Easter? Easter counts. Easter doesn't count? Yeah, Easter Sunday. Easter doesn't count? Easter Sunday. What's important

about Easter? You get to eat chocolate. Yeah, well what a great time to be broken up with. You're surrounded by comfort food. Yeah, but they would know that you're with your family. How could you break up with me on the day of Jesus' resurrection? Anyway, any of those days you're a jerk. Yeah, right, right. Wait one more day.

We want to take some calls this afternoon on the worst breakup timing you've ever experienced. It might not have been one of those holiday days. It might have been a personal day to you. Yeah, I got broken up with, or it was a mutual thing, two hours before I flew to Taiwan. Oh, my God, I was part of this. Yeah, two hours before I flew out to Taiwan, international flight.

To interview Paul Rudd. To interview Paul Rudd on a work trip. A breakup happened in my household. Yeah, that wasn't very convenient. The worst time of my life. I got broken up with on Martin Luther King Day. Are you okay?

You poor thing. Nah, I just made that up for the lols. Oh, $800 at the end. We want to talk about bad breakup timing. If you've got one, you can share it with us

or you can text us on 9696 as well. What went down? How did you get dumped? Bree and Clint. did you get dumped? Bree and Clint. Did you get broken up with at the worst possible time? The most popular day to be broken up with has been revealed,

and alarmingly, it's in 10 days' time. December 11th is the most popular day, apparently. This has happened to me when I got broken up with two hours before I was meant to catch an international flight. Yeah, I talked to you on the phone. Yeah, and I was like, do I go, do I not go? And then I decided to go, suck it up. I'm so glad you went because imagine if you'd missed out on the opportunity to meet Paul Rudd over someone who thought it was okay to break up with you

two hours before you got on a plane. Yeah, look, I'm not going to lie uh being stuck in a plane uh for and during a breakup during a breakup for a number of hours i think it was probably like i think we were flying for like 18 hours it was one of the worst things i've ever been through so terrible totally but do you know what i mean like at least you didn't give up that opportunity for the person who didn't who couldn't who couldn't wait for you to go and do this thing that you needed to do? It was a very rough time. We want to know this afternoon, did you get broken up with at the worst time? Yeah.

Our first caller wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, guys. What went down, anonymous? Well, I was with a guy and we were together for six years on and off again. And the reason for that was because every time before Valentine's Day, my birthday, Christmas or New Year's, he would break up with me.

You stop. Yeah. Are you joking? Anonymous. Anonymous. What would be the reason though? Would he say, oh, I don't want to buy you a present. I'm going to break up Anonymous? What would be the reason, though? Would he say, oh, I don't want to buy you a present. I'm going to break up with you.

What would he say? No, it was just like, it was a really, like, crap excuse always. But then after, like, let's say, like, three days after to a week after, maybe even a month after, he'd be like, I'm really sorry. I miss you. I want to get back with you. Yeah. That's it.

And you took him back.. And you took him back. Every time you took him back. Every time. Every time. When did you start to notice the trend? Probably when there was actually like other girls involved. Oh, right. You know what you should have done? You should have been like, yeah, let's get married.

And then dumped him the day before the wedding. And that's for every time you did it to me. And that entire relationship, Anonymous, did you ever receive one gift? Oh, yeah, I did. So, like, just say if we had a Valentine's Day together, I'd get dumped either, like, after it, and then maybe we'd have a birthday together and I'd get dumped after it. Kind of like, you know, she'd change it up every now and then.

Just to keep it spicy, hey, anonymous? All right, fantastic call. Thank you, anonymous. Let's go to Amy now. Hi, Amy. Welcome to the show. Hi, Amy. Hi.

When was the really horrible time that you got dumped? The day before a mutual friend's funeral. Oh, that's not on. Okay, can they put it down to grief? Can they put it down to something like that? Can they write it off to grief? I actually thought we should probably break up too, but I was going to wait until after the funeral.

As you would. Yeah. As you bloody would. Because there's enough mourning to do. Well, we're sitting on opposite sides of the church, and, of course, people are asking questions because... Why would you do it? Well, we were sitting on opposite sides of the church, and, of course, we were asking questions because... Oh. But, um, no, I couldn't wait. Why would you do it the day before?

He could have done it at the wake. Yeah, at least then we would have sat together at the thing, and I could have just left and sit all sad about our... Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's rough, baby. That is really rough. Sorry that happened.

There's a really horrific text that I need to read out. Yeah. Someone said, I got broken up with five minutes after I turned up to my ex's house to tell her I bought us a plot of land to build our dream house on. Oh, that is unfortunate. But obviously they hadn't told them yet. Yeah. And they were like, apparently they had it in the works.

Do you tell them? Do you go, well, I've actually just gone and done this? Or do you just suck it up? No. Swallow your pride? You don't because it's too late by then. True, you don't want to be that guy. You don't want to be that person.

You don't want them to stick with you for a petty plot of land. Finally, let's go to Sam. Hey, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. What happened, Sam? Did you get broken up with at the worst possible time? So I've actually been, the last two years,

on the 11th of December, I've been broken up with. Oh, no. By the same person. Oh, my God. Which is also five days before my birthday. Oh, gross. Did you know, so we just gave out the stat that December 11th is the world's most likely date to be dumped.

Did you know that fact before we said it? No, I didn't. Does it all kind of make sense now? Or is it like, oh, my God. I heard it and I was like, oh, my God, no way. No wonder. This makes sense now. You're not with them right now, are you?

Oh, no. I chose to be single this year. I was like, nah, I'm not having any of that. Because I was going to say you should call that person right now and get the jump and break up with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before they get to you. Thanks, Sam. Appreciate the call. Good luck, everybody. You've just got to make it to December 12th. Can't get broken up with if you're single.

Brie and Clint. Let me go. Miley and Dua Lipa on ZM. That's their new song. It's called Prisoner. Yeah, Prisoner. Prisoner. I mean, it says it about a million times in the song.

It says that too, I think, actually. Prisoner. Prisoner. Look, we're on the road, okay? Things are moving. We're doing our show from a picnic table beside a lake in Wanaka at the beautiful Hook today. That's correct.

Lots of moving parts. But we still do Birthday Banger, and this is where we find out what was number one on these people's 16th birthdays, and then we'll play the best one. Let's kick it off with Natalia. Hello, mate. Hello.

How are you doing? Yeah, not too bad, thanks. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 14th of April, 1980. You were 16 in 1996 on the 14th of April. And here's your birthday.

Gangster, how good? Oh, God, they bring us back to memories. California love. Tupac. Do you like it? Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah. It's a classic.

1996. Okay, wait there. Let's go and do a birthday banger now for Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hello. Hi. How's your Tuesday been, Tanya? Oh, Tanya. Hello. Hi. How's your Tuesday been, Tanya? Pretty busy, but otherwise good.

Sounds about right. Well, let's finish it off with the birthday banger. What's your birthday? 26th of May, 84. All right. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 26th of May. And in 2000, this had a number one. Destiny's Child, Say My Name.

The Gals. Yeah. It's a good birthday banger. Yeah, it's a good choice. That was a great song, Tanya. I like yours. Yeah, I'd pick it. Yeah, nice.

Let's get one more on for T. Hi, T. Welcome to the show. Hello, T. Kia ora, guys'd pick it. Yeah, nice. Let's get one more on for T. Hi, T. Welcome to the show. Hello, T. Kia ora, guys. Kia ora. Where are you calling us from, T? I'm calling you from my car as I head to my way out to practice.

Oh, nice. Oh, lovely. Let's give you something to sing to as a warm-up on the way to way out to practice then. T. Okay, cool. Throw me your birthday. What is it? So I was born on the 25th of July, 1985. All right, T, which means you were 16 in 2001

on the 25th of July. And T, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling. Huge. Shaggy and angel. I remember that, T. I don't want to make myself sound, but I quite like California.

Love. Oh, right. Okay. No, I appreciate people when they can say that someone else has got a better one. Yeah, that's some strong honesty. Thank you, T. I really like that Shaggy song. I thought the Shaggy song was probably a winner.

Yeah, I do like that song. I like all of those songs, to be honest. It's out of Tupac and Shaggy for me. Those are the two options. I've got to go with Puck. You're going to go Tupac? Yeah. Well, if you go Tupac, then I'll go Tupac

because that's what T wanted to hear as well. Natalia, you've won! Oh, yeah, this is the right choice. Here we go. A birthday banger from 1996. Natalia you've won oh yeah this is the right choice here we go a birthday banger from 1996 Tupac

and Dr. Dre California Love Brian Clint Jumps out of party In the city of Berlin In the city of good old once In the city, city of content We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin' Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness

The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest Like a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state where the bomb ass hip beat The state where you never find a dance floor empty And Pimps be on a mission for them greens Leave me money makin' machines making machines Serving fiends I've been in the game for 10 years Making rap tunes

Ever since Honey's was wearing Sassoon Now it's 95 And they clock me and watch me Diamond shining Looking like I'm Rob Liberace It's all good From Diego to the Bay Your city is the bomb

If your city making pay Throw up a finger If you feel the same way Straight putting it down for California. City of good and the wise Good thoughts in the city City of contentment Keep it rockin' Keep it rockin' Yeah, come on, shake it, shake it, baby

Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, come on, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby Out of the bell, fresh out of jail, California dreamin' Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin' Feastin' for money and alcohol for life

Of a Westside player With Cali-Style and a strong ball Only in Cali will we riot, not rally to live and die In L.A. we wear chucks, not bally Dressed in loafs and khaki suits and ride, it's what we do Flossing but have caution, we collide with other troops Famous because we throw rams Worldwide, let them recognize from Long Beach to Rose Grants

Pumping and gronzing like a slow dam It's Westside, so you know to roll a bow Damn the no man, say what you say But give me that bar beat from Drake Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sactown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they Mac down

California, California Who knows how to party? Who knows how to party? Who knows how to party? baby knows how to party California knows how to party Come on, baby, in the city You'll be living better in the city You're gonna want to go in the city City of content, yeah, yeah

We keep it rockin', yeah, yeah Keep it rockin', yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Cali. Shake it, baby. Shake it, baby. Shake it, Cali. Shake it, Cali. West Coast. Shake it, Cali. Oh. It's in in Brinkley. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Natalia Tupac and Dr. Dre. I have no regret. Oh, this is real when I'm shaggy with a combination with Cali.

Oh, this is real when I'm shaggy with a combination without this. This is good, but you can't compare shaggy to pop. No, you can't. But I like both. Well, you can. And I think California love would win. Princess Kate, she's had a bit of a whoopsie. Well, I'm not saying it's a whoopsie. I'm saying it's just having a normal moment.

Right, okay. Where she's doing some filming for this thing that she's promoting at the moment, where it's a campaign to help children in their early years of development. Good on her. She's been answering some questions and that kind of jazz. And whilst doing it, she keeps holding up her iPhone X to the camera because I think she's showing like answers or stuff on her phone. Yeah.

And someone has noticed that you can see in one of the videos what are her top emojis that she uses. Oh, no. How dare she reveal those? Which first, first of all, cool that she uses emojis. True. I mean, of course she would. She's a young person.

Yeah. Like, let's be real. She will be queen, though, one day. And it's interesting to know that. Can queens not use emojis? Well, I don't know. I don't think the current queen does. And I don't think Camilla will.

That's because she's very old. I know. But, you know, like one day the – Because they have their own emoji. Do they? Yeah, there's a queen emoji, isn't there? Oh, yeah, there's a crown one. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess they do have their own. Can you imagine if they – you know how I would use – you and I would use the emojis, you know, would be the generic ones. Yeah. They would just send a picture, like the queen emoji, if they were talking about themselves. It's probably what they're labelled as in each other's phone book. Like you just put the queen emoji on the queen. Yeah, like there's no one else that can do that.

No. Oh, Beyonce can. Oh, yeah. Queen B. And Freddie Mercury's band. Yeah, and that's about it. There's no one else. Do you want to know what was...

We're now ringing from the band phone. Oh, it's Queen. I better pick this up, actually. I've got to talk to them. Do you want to know what her top used emojis were? More than anything. Let's kick it off. Her most topped used emoji, this is Kate,

Princess Kate Middleton we're talking about. Two girls holding hands. What does that referred to? I don't know. Friendship, just friendship. Probably friendship. Or it's her and Megan, the life they could have had. Yeah, maybe.

She also frequently uses pineapple. Pineapple emoji. I think it's because she likes pina coladas. Oh, right. Yeah. That's what I'm going to think. Yeah, true. Yeah, they would do it. Or she likes pina coladas. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm going to think. Yeah, true. Yeah.

Maybe they would do it. Or she likes Hawaiian pizza. Or that. Yeah. Or maybe, yeah, maybe her hubby's messaging her being like, what type of pizza do you want? And she just messages back a pineapple. Just pineapple, not Hawaiian.

She just likes pineapple pizza. Just straight pineapple. This one caused a bit of a ruckus, but people noticed that one of her top used emojis, the princess, was the swearing face emoji. Oh, okay. I didn't know princesses were allowed to swear. I've watched so much Crown and the

Queen has not dropped one F-bomb. Yeah, well, you know, it's about time they introduced some F-bombs into Buckingham Palace. Into the Christmas announcement? Because Buckingham Palace would be named something else. Anyway, one of the other top used emojis for Kate Middleton was the cucumber emoji. No, it wasn't.

It was. It was not. It was. Don't be rude. Thank you very much. Don't you speak about our future queen like that. I'm not joking. It was.

No. People are saying it's because she likes to eat healthy. No. I'm being serious. I'm actually not joking. It was. People are saying it's because she likes to eat healthy. No. I'm being serious. I'm actually not joking. Right. That was one of her top. And this is also not a joke.

I could not even write about it. One of her top used emojis was the wind cloud. No, you're cancelled. Or as I like to call it. No, that's not true. The fart cloud. You know what makes this even better? It is true.

Well, then it is a big whoopsie that a remote has gone out. Even Kate likes to fart. It is a royal scandal now. She loves a fart joke. We're on the road at the moment. All week we're broadcasting from different beautiful spots around the South Island on the ultimate summer roadie. And today we're in the home of shania twain we're in wonaka well she wasn't born here no but uh she may as well have been because we're claiming it she doesn't even live

here anymore well we don't know that she could be laying low yeah you don't know so i thought she's such an intrinsic part of our show she's inspired so many different things that we've done. We look to her as an oracle. She's like Canadian Lady Jesus to us. I thought it would be rude to come to Wanaka and not have a round of this. That don't impress me much. So we've got the looks. Our segment where we use Shania to explain what doesn't impress us very much. You know?

Correct. Who's going first? All four of us are here. The whole team is here. I can kick things off. Alright, off you go. So he came all this way and she doesn't even own the house anymore. She sold it. She sold it to someone else. It't even own the house anymore. She sold it. She sold it to someone else.

It's not even her house anymore. She could have just kept it. She could have kept it. You're Shania's mate. Like she's rich enough. Yeah. Like, what are you trying to say, Shania? Wanaka's not good enough for you.

I'm personally offended. You're too good for Wanaka. Right? Yeah. Haven't you seen what property prices are doing here? Just sit on it, Shania. Yeah. You know?

Unless you are listening, Shania, and you do have a different property. We love you. We'd love to come for a visit. Okay, who's going next? I don't know, man. Producer Ben. Okay. So you catch a fish within 15 minutes.

I can't help. It's luck, mate. It's luck. I can't help if I'm a hunter-gatherer, man. No. I can't help it if the fish just wanted to jump into my lap. I call luck. I call luck.

To be honest, it was quite boring after that, actually, because I wasn't allowed to catch two fish, so I had to stand around. Whose fish was bigger? Oh, that was mine. Oh, that was mine. Your fish was bigger because it had longer to grow in the pond. It took so long to come up. Still bigger.

All right, I'll go. How well you think you're special? How well you think you're something else? Okay. So when you hypothetically have to share a hotel room with a colleague and you really need to go number twos and the toilet door's broken. That don't impress me much. And made of frosted glass.

Just hypothetical, though. And got stuck after you went to the toilet once and I had to rescue you. And then had to be saved by an estate agent. Wait, stuck in the toilet or stuck out of the toilet? Stuck inside the toilet. Which would you prefer, to be stuck in the toilet or need to go toilet or stuck out of the toilet? Stuck inside the toilet. Which would you prefer, to be stuck in the toilet or need to go to the toilet

and be stuck out? Stuck in the toilet. Yeah, right? I think, yeah. Swings and roundabouts, I guess. Okay, there's only one sunburned Dutch person left to go in this segment and it's producer Anastasia.

Okay. You think it's funny to hit the brakes and scream Do you think you're special? Oh, well, you think you're something else. Okay. Do you think it's funny to hit the brakes and scream when I'm in the back of the car fast asleep? That don't impress me much. Yeah, that's a dick move. I'm looking at you, Clint. Oh, I made a good video, though. Mr. Hunt-togetherer.

Made a good video. Yeah, but you just caused Anastasia to have trauma in her life for the next three years. I'm not going to get to sleep tonight, mate. Well, not in a Jersey camper van, you're not. She'll never be able to sleep again. Bree and Clint. ZM.

Bree and Clint. That's the boys. 660, their latest. It's called Fade Away. They're playing festivals this summer. They're headlining R&A, aren't they, Anastasia? They are? Yeah, down here where we are in Wanaka.

It's going to be good. We drove past the sign this morning. That's inlining R&A, aren't they, Anastasia? They are? Yeah, they're down here where we are in Wanaka. It's going to be good. We drove past the sign this morning. That's in the Kadrona Valley. And big news out of the government today, ahead of festival season. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Free Mackie G tickets for everybody under 25. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah, yeah. Mackie, Mackie, Mackie, Mackie G, G, G. Yeah. No, that. Mackie, Mackie, Mackie, Mackie. Gee, gee, gee. Yeah. No, that's not the actual news. But Dr. Andrew Doctor? He's not a doctor. Doctor?

Andrew Little. Too many government doctors in our lives. You can pretty much call him a doctor. Daddy Thick Snack. The man who changed his Twitter handle after Fletch called him Daddy Thick Snack. Dr. Daddy Thick Snack. He has confirmed that the government is rushing through legislation to legalise pill testing at festivals.

Which, this has been in the works for a long, long time. And it's something that people go back and forward with over and over. And it's the same in Australia. They're having the same discussions, same arguments, all whilst there is people dying.

Totally. So if you are experimenting with drugs, which we're not condemning or endorsing at the moment. No. But if you are experimenting with drugs, you should be able to do it and it not cost you your life. So that's what they're doing. They're putting a system in place where you can go and get the stuff tested because maybe you bought it off a dodgy person or no one knows where this stuff comes from. Yeah, there's no safe drugs.

Let's be real. There is no safe drugs. No, and that's actually a good message. I'll read you this from Andrew Little. He said, the government is committed to minimising drug harm and to treating drugs as a health issue. I make no apology for prioritising young New Zealanders safety this summer with this law change.

I think it is a great decision and it's going to save someone's life. So now it's down to the festivals to allow people like Know Your Stuff to come in and they'll just set up a tent. And how it works is you take whatever you've got in there and they will carve off a little bit. And test it. And test it. You don't get that bit back. They want that made clear. Whatever you give them to test, you don't get that. It's going into the clear whatever you give them to test it's going into the testing unit you don't get it back and then they'll give you the

results and then once the results come back it's yours to do what you want like if it says if it comes back and goes hey this is friggin rat poison they won't take it off you but are you really going to take it once you know that it's rat poison well you know what i feel like it'll be a big wake-up call to a lot of people which which I think will be good in the sense of, but it'll also be and make it a lot safer for people who are going to do it anyway, you know? There is an important however. What's the however?

However, it will still be a crime for members of the public to possess illegal drugs or supply them to others. Well, I assume so, yes. So don't go up to a police officer at a festival and go, Can you test this for me? Hey, excuse me, sir, can you please tell me where I should take my pingas to get them tested? Can we still go up to cops and ask them to breathalyze us?

Yeah, you can. Okay, sweet. And you can still ask for a selfie as well for your Tinder buyer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go, big news. These guys are playing the festival circuit too. It's going to be an awesome summer and hopefully a lot safer now too.