ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – December 3rd 2020

Episode Date: December 3, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Day four of the road trip. We're in Tickerport, which if you don't know is in Central Otago? Is this Central Otago? South Otago? You shouldn't have said that if you didn't know. I don't know. South Kent? No. Have we gone north? Is this north of Queenstown? Oh my lord. I don't know what maps. I don't know. Are we in Canterbury? The one thing Clint has said to me all day today, I have no idea where we are. I don't.

I've never been here before, but it's beautiful. It is. It's stunning here. We're in a stunning resort-style complex. We're in a two-story building. We're on wireless microphones. Shout out to Monique. Yeah, shout out to Monique who hooked us up today.

She got us sorted. We were on the verge of not being able to broadcast. She listens to the podcast. Brie, I want you to go now because we are wireless. Go, where am I going? Don't tell me. Okay. I want you to go upstairs and go into a room. Okay. And then we're going to work together to try and guess where you are. Oh, what, the whole team? No, just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll all work together. Alright. Alright, I'm going upstairs. Don't look at me, Joel. Joel.

Don't look at me with your hairy eyeball. Joel, the six foot four black thunder driver. He's a big unit, isn't he? Yeah, he's like Stretch. He can actually see around corners. Okay, hold on. I'm just scouting where I want to go. Is that okay?

Yeah, yeah, there's lots of rooms up there. Okay, hold on. Joel! Feel free to take Joel in with you. Feel like seven minutes in here. Okay, Joel, you come with me. Do you want me to give Joel a mic? Yeah, give Joel a mic.

Yeah, actually, Joel, come here. Yeah, you grab Clint. Oh, that door's locked. I wonder what's in there. Here you go. Joel's coming with you. Joel is going to give us one clue once he's in the room with you.

Someone's done a poo in the toilet. Well, don't go in the room with you. Someone's done a poo in the toilet. Well, don't go there. No one's allowed to poo in the toilet. This is a temporary room. Someone has done a poo in the toilet. Okay. Are you in the room yet? Oh, you can tell that I'd be outside from the wind, couldn't you?

Outside's not a room, by the way. The balcony kind of a room. Balcony's not a room, by the way. The balcony, kind of a room. Balcony's not a room. Joel! Joel! Come in. Okay, tell us when you're in the room.

Okay, hold on. Okay, Joel. No, I need to give Clint a clue, don't I? Yeah, yeah, close the door and put Joel in there with you. No, Joel's in here with me, yeah. Yeah. Okay, we're in the room. Are you in? Okay, Joel, I want to give Clint a clue, don't I? Yeah, yeah, close the door and put Joel in there with you. No, Joel's in here with me, yeah. Yeah. Okay, we're in the room. Are you in? Okay, Joel, I want one clue about the room that you're in.

Just one clue, and we'll use that to figure out where Brie is. No, Brie, you don't give him the clue. Brie, you don't give him the clue. I want Joel to come up with his own clue. I want the one clue. Yeah? There's carpet in the room. Oh, good clue, Joel.

I like that. Fuck you, Joel. Yes. Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel. Okay, Anastasia, come over here. We have one clue. The room they're in has carpet. Okay? Then we get one guess each. Ben? Yeah, I think I know what it is. Are we just gonna like chat? So what we're gonna do is we're each gonna submit our guess. Okay, yeah. And then

Bree, you tell us if one of us has it. Okay. Without saying who it is okay and then between us we'll pick who we think has the strongest guess and that's the guess that we're going to commit okay okay ben room i think it's a a bedroom wardrobe you think they're in a bedroom wardrobe we'll come up with a different one mate come with a different one anastasia where are they uh walk-in wardrobe walk-in wardrobe okay that's a waste That's a waste of a guess Clint what's your guess My guess is

Carpet there's no carpet in the toilet There's two bedrooms up there There's a linen cupboard up there I reckon you and Joel are on the bed together Is that everyone's final answer You sure Does anyone have it? Bow bow

No one's got it That's Anastasia's fault We already had wardrobe You should have said something else Did you? No Where are you? Guys, you should have known

We're in the hallway closet Having seven minutes in heaven That's a linen cupboard Seven minutes in heaven The linen cupboard is always the hallway closet No one guessed linen cupboard No one guessed linen cupboard No one guessed linen cupboard Wait what did you hear

I said on the bed Oh so I should have said Linen cupboard Yes You said walking wardrobe I'm making up guesses Guys You should always know

That I go in the closet Joel My safe space Joel left a boy And is returning a man How was that It was great It was yeah good fun

Thank you Joel Good carpet Really good carpet in there Hey can you not talk about my downstairs like that? I'm lazy, thank you. They call Joel the rug doctor. Okay, all right, all right, all right. Everybody calm down.

Come on. What's his favourite cereal? Munch. That's not, Is that a cereal? Do you mean crunch? Yeah, no, but that's the joke I liked it I thought it was a landscape

Alright, we're running out of good gags Let's leave Should we say there's a little bit Do you want me to put There'll be a little bit missing in the podcast at the front Today's an express episode because we didn't get on here until 4 o'clock. Still quite a lot in there. Oh, mate.

Even 75% of this podcast is better than 300% of another podcast. Yeah. Okay, this is premium shit. Everybody's getting their Spotify results at the moment and finding out their most listened to podcasts. If you listen to your podcast on Spotify, I want to see this. There's a thread going on our Bree and Clint podcast family. Yeah, the podcast.

The most minutes spent listening to this podcast this year. We're going to find them a prize. Yeah, we'll give them some fuel. $100 of mobile fuel. They won't live in New Zealand. Yeah, what if they're overseas?

We'll find them a prize. Don't commit to the prize. We can find them something. It might be a special song written about you. ZM Bumbag's pretty sought after. And this candle smells like my bum hole candle. There's only two of those left.

I know, so they're very, very special. You want to give one to your mum? Excuse you? When did you decide that? Those were mine. I paid for those extra ones. It smells like your own bum hole. No, that's gross. Yeah, just buy a candle and rub like your own bum hole No that's gross

Yeah just buy a candle and rub it on your ass We have three rooms together I know whose is going to smell better And that's definitely mine I've nearly thrown up multiple times on this trip I'm not even joking Nah this conversation's cancelled Here's the podcast everybody I didn't say if it was from Anastasia or from myself

Have a good time Bye Hi everybody it's Bree and Clint We've made it to Tikapur But we are having some technical difficulties from Anastasia or from myself. Have a good time. Bye. Hi, everybody. It's Bree and Clint. We've made it to Tikapō, but we are having some technical difficulties. Yes, we seem to have broken one of our routers. Don't admit to that, okay?

Why? We like to be honest. We're having technical difficulties, okay? The satellite transmission is reflecting off the lake, which is actually causing some serious interference, and we broke the aerial on our broadcast. Yeah, layman's terms, we broke the aerial. We're doing our best.

It looks like we might have something organised, but we're trying to get on air very soon. We'll be with you this afternoon if we can. In the meantime, enjoy this wonderful selection of songs that we prepared for you earlier. Yeah, bangers! Okay, we're on the ultimate summer roadie, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint, we are live. Yeah, that's right, we're live. We're officially live from Tickleport. We have had a rough road to get on here this afternoon, but hey, we're only an hour late. Shouldn't have had that extra beer. Didn't make me as alert, you know? Stop, stop, stop suggesting it, okay? I'm kidding, I've only had

six. Anyway, we're live. Thank you to all the people who have helped us get to this point, and we're in for a great show. Shout out to Monique. Shout out to Ben. And Ben, Producer Ben, he's been running around sweating his ring off. He's aged 15 mustache years.

It's now pure white. We appreciate all the work. The big thing to do at the moment is to share on your social media your Spotify year in review. Honestly, that was the only thing people were sharing last night. It'll be the only thing we'll share for the next week, I reckon. A part of me is like, does anyone care about mine? I'm the only one that cares about mine, I feel like.

I think we can get caught up in thinking what other people care, though. If it makes you happy, chuck it up, you know? Because it's going to be you at the end of the day who's going to get the Instagram memory and the Facebook memory. It's not other people. So put it up now so that future you can go, huh, 2020 was a good year. That was my favourite song of that year.

I thought we could do a thing. We're going to have a look at the top five songs globally that charted for Spotify. Okay, right. But let's cover ours first. You want to do ours first? Okay, sure. Or we can do ours last.

Save ours for the end, I reckon. Okay, cool. Yeah. All right, let's kick it off. This was literally the top five most streamed song on Spotify this year. Don't show up. Don't come out. We're going to do a leaper.

Don't start now. She's had a really good year. Like a really good year. She has had a mammoth year when you think about it. Yep. Yep. Okay, number five, Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa coming in at number four for the most streams on Spotify this year was Roses.

TikTok. St. John. This is kind of the first TikTok crossover song, wasn't it? This was one of the first ones to come out of that and go onto the radio and go everywhere else. People were like, oh, wait, this can happen? This was one of them, yeah. And coming in at number four globally.

Number three on the list of the most streamed Spotify songs was The Box. TikTok. TikTok as Box. TikTok. TikTok as well. TikTok, yeah, wow. Roddy Ricch. That was streamed a lot. That's one of my favourite Roddy Ricch songs.

Yeah, me too, actually. Let's get to number two. This was the top, this was the second most streamed song in the world this year on Spotify. The Aussie, Tones and I. That is massive. No wonder she was able to buy herself a house this year. $5 million house this year.

Was it a $5 million house? I'm pretty sure she bought a $5 million house in Melbourne and then she bought another $500,000 house. She just bought the red car from this film clip. Did she? Yeah. Good year for her. Okay, number one.

This was the most streamed song on Spotify for 2020. TikTok. TikTok. If only we'd launched our debut single when TikTok existed. I know, we could have went big. We still can. Yeah, we still can. If it can work for Fleetwood Mac

25 years later, it can work for us. People don't. I want to know what was your most streamed song of 2020? Yeah, I was quite shocked at this, actually.

Yeah? This was my most streamed song on Spotify. Oh, you're a roses girl. I'm a sheep. Yeah, right. I go with the flow. I love that song.

I thought that was really, really popping this year. I don't think you can call me a sheep for mine. It's a baby sleep song, isn't it? No, it's not a baby sleep song. No? I thought it was going to be. It was White Noise in 2019. Okay.

But then we bought a White Noise machine. Yeah, good. To save our Spotify account. My most dreamed song of 2020 was Annie Lennox, Walking on Broken Glass. Why? Banger. Banger. You really are the oldest person that works on ZM, aren't you?

No, excuse me, that's Fletch. We've been over the Linders Pass through the Hydro Lakes into Tekapur this morning where we're going to go stargazing this evening. Pretty excited. Pretty romantic. Yeah, so romantic.

Is anyone else coming? No, just me and you. Just you and I. And a cameraman. No, I say. Sounds like an episode of The Bachelor. Christmas is on the way, everybody, to sharply change subjects.

As if you didn't know. And this is interesting. Fancy Feast have released some stats on Christmas for cats. Meow. For cats. What do you mean? Like what they like to eat. Yeah.

What they want. Turkey, probably. Yeah, what they're hoping for. Yeah. And it's iPad. All of them want an iPad. They want an iPad. No. It they want. Turkey, probably. Yeah, what they're hoping for. Yeah. And it's iPad. All of them want an iPad. They want an iPad. No.

It's for cat owners, really. And what you do for your cat for Christmas. And I guess you can extrapolate this out to dog, guinea pig, and axolotl owners as well. Okay? Yeah. So, according to this study, 96% of cat owners plan on purchasing their cat a little something special to eat on Christmas Day. 96.

Yeah, that's what pets want. Something delicious. They want something delicious. They don't really care that much, you know. You put it in front of them, they're like, whoa, this is like Christmas. Give them some wrapping paper and that'll entertain them for hours. 96%, that's huge. Which makes you go, if you're one of the people not planning on getting your cat something delicious for Christmas,

you're in that 4%. Yeah. That's mean. Yeah if you're one of the people not planning on getting your cat something delicious for Christmas, you're in that 4%. Yeah. That's mean. Yeah, you're cruel. 76% of people plan on buying a new toy to give their cat on Christmas morning. So you get both. You always get both. You get something food related and a new toy.

I've given up buying my cat's toys. Why? The number of things we've bought them. They don't want it. They don't care. I bought my cat a turntable once. It was like a scratch pad turntable. Was that a present for the cat or was that a present

for you? Well, I was like, I'm a DJ and now you can be a DJ. It was a present for you. I doused it in catnip. I did everything. I smeared some cat food on it. They did not care. They didn't care at all. So if anyone wants a cat turntable, hit me up. You know why? Why? Because they didn't want to rival their arch nemesis, DJ Deadmau5.

25% of people plan on spending a bit more time with their cats this Christmas. Oh, that's a nice one. Only 25%, though. Yeah. The other 75%. They'd rather just buy stuff. Yeah. No, the other 75% of people are us who are putting the cats in the cattery for Christmas.

Oh. Well, they can't come to Whangamata, can they? Well, could they? Well, no. There's a cat at Whangamata, isn't there? Yeah. That cat's crazy. Yeah, that cat does not want any visitors.

And 5% of cat owners plan on dressing their cat in a fancy outfit for a festive photo at home. I feel like an elf costume would be a popular one. We spent up big when we first got Ziggy and Bowie on cat outfits. They hate all of them. Cats hate most things, though. I bought our cats matching leather jackets. You should get the cats a scratching pole. All cats love that.

They've got a scratching pole. Yeah, they love that. They prefer to scratch the walls. Yeah. And the couch. And the carpet. And everything else. And everything else. And everything else, yeah.

My mum has already sent over presents for Christmas. For the dog or for you? She sent some for me, but I'm like, what are all these other things that you've sent over? And she goes, oh, they're all presents for Whitney, my 16-week-old puppy. I'm like, she doesn't know. You give her a drink bottle and she plays with it for four hours and she's happy.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. She plays with the pump bottle. She goes nuts for it. Are you worried? What is Whitney doing over Christmas, by the way? When you go away, what happens to the dog?

She goes into a dog. The doggery. The dog kennel for three days. Why is the hotel called a kattery and the dog hotel not called a doggery? Yeah, I don't know. Well, you don't. Doggy style. Yeah, the dog. We. What do you know? Doggy style. Yeah, the dog.

We're chucking it in the doggy style. We're chucking it in doggy style at the dog hotel. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DALS.M, are you planning on getting your animal something for Christmas and what is it? Have you already gone out and bought your pet a Christmas present? Yeah, what are you hooking them up with this Christmas? We always did in my family. Yeah.

It was a massive thing. Our dog Bella, she had her own stocking. Did she? Yeah. I want to hear from those people who go big on their animal for Christmas.

Like a new house. Yeah, they spend more on the animal than themselves. Yeah. Doesn't matter what it is. Maybe you're buying a... Wait, who's buying presents for themselves?

Oh, whoops. Some people. Some people. Yeah, some people. That's what the Boxing Day sales are for. Yeah, true. Oh, 800-. Some people. Some people. Yeah, some people. That's what the Boxing Day sales are for. Yeah, true. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. We want to know this afternoon, what are you getting

your pet for Christmas? Maybe it's something special you've organised for them. Yeah. Maybe you can't call us because you don't want them to hear what it is. Yeah, that's true. Make sure they're not listening first. You can text us if that's the case. 9696. Bree and Clint.

And Christmas is 22 days away. Not that far. Not that far. And it's not just for people. It's for pets. Absolutely, it's for pets. I feel like growing up as a kid, that was one of my favorite things about Christmas was seeing what the pets in our family got.

Some people don't agree. Some people are like, oh, it's just a stupid cat. Why do you care about a stupid cat? It's a bit of fun. That's how I feel about it too. Yeah, get them a little treat. That's why we always have a pre-Christmas for the cats before we stick them in the cattery for two weeks.

We want to know, on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. What are you getting your animal for Christmas? Freya has called up. Hi, Freya. Hi, Freya. Hi. First of all, what are your pets and what are their names?

So I actually live with Bill, the little poem that went missing. No way. You live with Bill, the famous social media Pomeranian. He got stolen in Auckland on Sunday and you guys got him back. Yeah. I saw that there's two other dogs that live in your household. Three. Three?

All together. Yay. Okay, so Bill, the dog fugitive and the other dogs, what are they getting for Christmas? So because I work at Animates, they're giving me lots of treats. Yeah. Yeah. So, because I work at Animates Oh Oh my god Lots of treats Yeah

What a great hook up to have Which Animates do you work at? Because I go to the St. Luke's one all the time No, you've gone to the wrong one Which one? Which one do you work at? Richmond Road Okay, nice Oh, that's the fancy Animates

I'll come visit That's where all the Rich Gray Lynn dogs go to get their hair cut. I actually went there last week. I go to all of them, so. It's fun just to go and dog watch in there. Okay, thank you, Freya. That's really good. Let's get Michelle on.

Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. First of all, what's your pet and what's their name? My pet is a Reeves turtle and his name iseldon, and he's the best turtle ever. You've got a turtle called Sheldon.

That's adorable. Is there a cartoon turtle named Sheldon? No, it's Big Bang Theory. Big Bang Theory, yeah. We just adopted him from a friend of mine, and he's, yeah, he's everybody's favorite. Aw. Okay, what's Sheldon getting for Christmas?

Well, Sheldon's done quite a few things since we adopted him, but for Christmas we decided that he's getting his own little paddling pool for the Bat-Groden. Oh, my God. Wow. He's going to be so excited. An outdoor pool for Sheldon. That's awesome.

That's a great Christmas present. Let's get Griffin on. Hi, Griffin. G'day, Griffin. Hi. Griffin. Please tell us you've got a Griffin. I was going to say, please tell me you've got a Griffin. No'day, Griffin. Hi. Griffin. Please tell us you've got a Griffin. I was going to say, please

tell me you've got a Griffin. No, I just have a dog. You've got a dog? Okay. What type? I'm a Spoodle. Are you a Spoodle? What's a Spoodle's name? Cute. I'm London. London the Spoodle. I love that name. And what is London the Spoodle getting for Christmas?

He's getting an Avengers collar and cape. Oh, that's awesome, Griffin. Do you reckon, who's his favourite Avenger? I reckon his favourite Avenger is the Hulk. Yeah, right. Nice. Okay, hey, Merry Christmas, Griffin.

Thanks for calling us. Thanks, Griffin. See you, guys. See you. You have a great Christmas too. You too, Griffin. I love the show. I especially love Friday Oaky. Oh, thanks so much, Griffin. See you, guys. See you. You have a great Christmas, too. You too, Griffin. I love the show. I especially love Friday Oaky.

Oh, thanks so much, Griffin. We appreciate that. You have such good singers. Oh, thanks. That's so lovely. Clint, do you want to say goodbye to Griffin? See you, Griffin. See you later. Bree and Clint.

Just warning, this next story, pretty buzzy. Okay. Like when I was reading it, I was like, whoa, buzzy as. Well, if you enjoyed 420 20 minutes ago, this will be the story for you. So buzzy. There's a world record that's been broken in the IVF world, Clint. Oh, I find this stuff really interesting. Super interesting.

Despite this young girl being only one month old, Molly Gibson from Tennessee has made history for being the longest frozen embryo known to have resulted in a birth. She's come out of the freezer. This is crazy. Listen to this story. So the little girl, she could have been born years ago. Exactly how many years ago to be exact?

Well, the embryo was frozen in October 1992, which is 27 years ago. And she worked. So she, yes, has become the oldest frozen embryo to result in a pregnancy. And get this, so her parents, Tina and Ben, they're saying they're the adopted embryo parents. That's what they call them. Gotcha. Their first daughter held the record until Molly was born. So their first daughter, Emma, the embryo had been frozen for 24 years.

They love themselves an old embryo. Well, this is the thing. It's actually called the National Embryo Donation Centre and it's in Knoxville and it's where they store frozen embryos where the parents have decided not to use them. Maybe they've had three kids and they've got some left over or whatever the case is. Anyway, yeah, and families are able to adopt the unused embryos. So this embryo from 1992

which has been there for 28 years, do they know where the original donor mum and dad are these days? I'm sure they would. And I think there's like paperwork and stuff where they might sign it over. I don't know exactly how it works. Because imagine that. You donated something 30 years ago in your 30s, and now you're in your 60s and this baby has come to life.

Get this though, right? Technically, like, would she, you reckon like when she grows up, she technically would be. She's from a different era. She's from a different era, but like would she have like an old soul? It's like, you know what it's like? It's like, you know how we used to think that we could find cavemen from the ice age?

And unfreeze them? Frozen in blocks of ice and then unfreeze them. They're like, oh, what is TV? Yeah, they covered that on Austin Powers. It's definitely doable. Yeah, right? Yeah. He lost his mojo, remember?

Yeah, this girl's going to grow up and she's going to go, Dad, have you seen my Discman? And he's going to go, oh, no. What's a Discman? She's stuck in the 90s. Oh, no. When's Friends on? Very cool, though, isn't it?

Yeah, it's amazing. Incredible. Brian Clint. It's time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented.

Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? This is our movie guessing game, where you go head-to-head with Brie to try and take her down. The end goal is to jackpot the amount available to $1,000. That's Bree's

goal. Your goal, listening, is to take it away right now and gain yourself $800 of mobile fuel. And I mean, I'd want to win if I was anyone else. Here to take you on today is Tanya, who reckons she has what it takes to beat Bree. Hi, Tanya.

Hi, Tanya. Hello. Hello. Have you ever played What's the Plot before? Only at home. Only at home? How do you go? Actually, no, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

No, I don't want to know. I don't want to know, Tanya. She's already psyching herself out. She doesn't need it anymore. Tanya, your buzzer is your name. Brie, your buzzer is your name. The winner of the game is the first person

to get to two correct movie plots. You don't have to wait for me to finish. Buzz in when you're ready. Today's theme are all movies with sequels. Right. So is it? It just has to have a sequel. I just need the name of the franchise.

Gotcha. Okay. That's all we need. All right. Movie number one. Once upon a time in a land far, far away. Bree. Bree.

Star Wars. Star Wars. Is incorrect. It's a free guess for Tanya. I know it. Is it Shrek? Shrek is correct. Okay.

One point to Tanya. Movie number two. This is the story about a boy who learns on his 11th birthday that he is the orphaned son of two powerful parents who possess unique... Brain.

Harry Potter. Harry Potter is correct. Oh! parents who possess unique brain. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is correct. Okay. Movie number three. Now I want to select this movie very carefully. And I don't want to give anybody a competitive advantage. Meaning you don't want to give me a competitive advantage. So T don't want to give me a competitive advantage.

So, Tanya, this could be in your favour. Okay. Okay, movie number three. Our main character enjoys the adrenaline of a certain sport or hobby, really. He likes to go fast. Bree. Bree. Fast and the Furious.

Fast and the Furious is correct. Tanya, I tell you what, you were right on my tail. That was very good, mate. Good game. That is the most guttural and passion scream I've ever heard on this show. That was intense. Tania, the stakes have never

been higher. My heart is still beating really hard. I have to go and have a lie down. Me too, Tania. Me too. Maybe we should all

take a little breather and come back very shortly. Next week, what's the plot? Jackpot to $850 and we will, if you win it,

we will find a way of getting it to $1,000 before the end of the year. Let's just make it $1,000 next week, shall we? No. Let's just, we will find a way of getting it to $1,000 before the end of the year. Let's just make it $1,000 next week, shall we? No. Let's just call it a day. No, no. Call it a day.

No, you have to get there on your, you have to win your way there, okay? Okay. We'll play What's the Plot again next week. Bree and Clint, it is. Bree and Clint. We are live from Tekapore this afternoon, and it is, I know we've overused this word a lot, stunning. It is incredibly stunning down here. It looks like a postcard. It looks like a postcard.

It looks like a screensaver. We saw Aodaki Mount Cook. Was Mount Cook as we were driving in, wasn't it, Ben? Just through the clouds. We've seen the Hydro Lakes, Lake Tikapore. It's beautiful down here. Don't bother walking the Tongariro Crossing. Just come here.

It's the same, but it's like five times as big. Hey, shout out to the Tongariro Crossing. I mean, I have done it and it is amazing. You're beautiful. I'm just saying if you don't like exercise, just come to Tekapo. This is like the Tongariro Crossing, but you can drive it. Okay, you're a part of the Kmart Mums Facebook group, aren't you?

I am, yeah. You're not a Kmart mum, but you're part of the Facebook group. I like to keep up to date. Yeah, right. The mums know where it's at. A woman called Katie has shared a picture in there that has blown up. She's gone to a Kmart in Ballarat in Australia. Where's Ballarat? It's a country town.

Okay. Small country town. She went to Kmart there and she's getting a bra and she's picking off the rack. Got it. And she went to try the bra on and just before she tried it on she saw a giant Australian spider in the bra cup. Oh, a huntsman, I bet.

I don't know what sort of spider it was. I also don't like spiders. So when I looked at it, I was like... I bet you it was a huntsman. They love to get into all the nooks and crannies. It looked about the size of a large areola. Mm, huntsman. Yeah, right.

They're not poisonous, but terrifying. Is that a good way to describe a spider size? Yeah, probably not. I thought because of the area that it's in, it gives you an idea of how much bra it takes up. If I know a huntsman, that is a giant areola. See this cup? How big are yours? You've got tiny nipples.

Yeah, I've got tiny ones. See this cup? See the rim around this cup? Yeah. I'd say that's about the size of the spider. Well, I think that is quite a large areola. There you go. I wasn't wrong.

Like big. Real big. She's put the picture up. She didn't put the bra on. large areola. There you go. I wasn't wrong. Like big, real big. She's put the picture up. She didn't put the bra on. She's safe. Don't worry. Some of the comments on it said, geez, girl, lucky you were already in the underwear section. Oh, yeah, true.

Get yourself a new pair. She probably had to replace the bottom set. Someone said, now I understand the burning of bras. Oh, yep. That makes sense now, doesn't it? Someone said, lucky Ballarat has two K-marts because it's time to burn that one to the ground. I love when people go,

what do you do when you find a spider in your house when you live in Australia? And everyone's answer is always burn it to the ground. Yeah, and I get that. Because if you didn't catch the spider, you're like, where are you? You just never know. Where did you go?

I don't feel safe in my own home. There's someone in here at any stage that could come out. When in actual fact, the spiders, people like to tell you the spider's more scared of you than you are of the spider. The worst thing a spider's ever done to me is one pooed on my face. Oh, really? Yeah. They do that?

They do that. I was asleep and the lights were off and then I felt this drop on my cheek. What does a spider turd look like? It's brown. And then I turned the light on. The only thing above me, spider. And I was like, you just shit on me. He's like, yeah, it's my fetish.

You like that? Got more where that came from, baby. Now you do me. I'm like, get out of here, you eight-legged freak You creep You bloody creepy spider So that's a spider in the bra I want to ask the question this afternoon Because I know that bras are a magical place

Where wondrous things happen And special things are kept inside them I want to know this afternoon I know 800 dials at M What do you keep in your bra? Boobs. Two of them. No, I know you keep those in there.

Got two boobs in there. But surely there's other things in there sometimes, isn't there? Absolutely. A bra is a great hiding spot for a lot of things, especially on a night out. It's like two kangaroo pouches strapped to your chest. Yeah, any girl would agree with me that sometimes you don't have to take a bag because you can load your bra up.

What? With what? Like FBOS card ID? bag because you can load your bra up. With what? Like FBOS card ID? FBOS cards, your house keys. Ouch, would you put a house key in there? Yeah, tampons. What else have I put in my bra? Phone, Game Boy.

Lots of things. The one ring to roll them all. Some hoop earrings. Yeah, right. Dual shock controller. Dual shock. New PlayStation 5. 0800 dial ZM.

What do you actually keep inside your bra? Like, is it your special place? Maybe there's something in there right now. I'm telling you now, there will be some very talented ladies with a lot of assets who can keep a lot of stuff in there. You can text us on 9696 as well. Bree and Clint. A lady has shared on the Kmart mum's Facebook page

a spider that she found in a bra. Wasn't a pet spider. It wasn't a pet spider, and she wasn't wearing the bra, thankfully. But it has inspired the conversation. What do you keep in your bra? Could have been worse. Could have been a snake.

Yeah. She found that in her pants, apparently. Trouser snake? Trouser snake. Yeah. She found that in her pants, apparently. Trouser snake? Trouser snake. Yeah. But she's fine. Yeah, we want to know, what are you popping in there? What do you actually keep in there?

We had a great one from producer Anastasia just before who said, we won't name the festival, but she uses her bra specifically. It's not even your bra, is it? So don't name the festival, but what does the bra get used for? Well, I don't have much in the chest region, so I borrow one of my mum's big bras and I put half a litre of vodka

into each snap lock bag and it fills right up and I walk through every time. One time we had a bad year, it was really hot and the bag punctured, so it was dripping, one of them, and I just told them I was lactating. You had to suck it out of your titty. You were lactating. Yeah, she's like, I was lactating. You had to suck it out of your titty. You were lactating.

Yeah, she's like, I'm lactating. This is my first new year since I had the baby. Let me in, man. It was really awkward when people started doing beer bongs from Anastasia's nipple region. They were sucking it out, and she's like, I'm breastfeeding. Chug, chug, chug, chug. Sarah's called up.

Hi, Sarah. Welcome to the show. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. What was the thing that you like to put up. Hi, Sarah. Welcome to the show. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. What was the thing that you like to put down your bra, Sarah? Well, I'm rather well endowed, so I can fit four RTDs down my bra. Oh, see, that's impressive.

Four RTDs? Very impressive. Wait, are we talking cans or bottles? Cans. Yeah, cans are more compact. Cans are easier, yeah. Can I ask, and I don't mean to be too invasive here, but I'm trying to figure out the physics.

Where in the bra do you put the can? There's a lot of spaces. You can kind of have one in the bottom cup and then just sort of perch your natural assets on top. Right, so it smothers the can. Yeah, yeah. Good old down the middle is always for the third one.

Yeah, in the middle, yeah. And then you can kind of, on the side back strap, kind of put another one there. Sarah, oh, see, that's getting very creative. It is. Can I ask if other ladies listening are thinking, oh, I wouldn't mind doing that, what size would they need to be getting that? Not a strapless bra situation.

You definitely need the straps to hold up that added weight. Gotcha. You'd need some double Ds at least. Oh, well, I've got double Ds. I can sneak a few RTDs in tonight to dinner. It brings a whole new meaning to a great set of cans, doesn't it? It does, yeah. Oh, beautiful.

She's got good cans on her. Thanks, Sarah. Her boobs aren't bad either. Leanne's here. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hello. Tell us about your bra hack.

What's going on? Well, I thought mine was impressive until I heard the girl with the four cans. That's wild, isn't it, Leanne? Yeah, yeah. I can fit, so I can put at one time a cell phone, lipsticks, a bag of chips. I could probably fit a couple of cans in there as well. A bag of chips? Oh.

I've only got one. So I've got one whole cup that's just free for, you know, extra things I need. Yeah, Leanne, you know what I love about you? You're a glass half full kind of gal and you thought here's an opportunity. She's a bra half full kind of gal. Yeah, bra half full. What kind of chips, what flavour are you going for? Oh, they were, the particular ones were the Knobby's bacon flavoured.

You put a knob in your bra. Those are nuts. Knobby's nuts. Oh, maybe it's not Knobby's bacon flavoured something. You put a knob in your bra. Those are nuts. Knobby's nuts. Maybe it's not Knobby's. I don't know. But it's some kind of bacon thing. You're a legend, Leanne. Absolute Kiwi hero. I love it. Do you want to hear a few texts? Because they're pretty bloody good. Someone said, on a night

out, I can fit eight of those pre-made shots in my bra. That's outrageous. That's outrageous. That's unbelievable. People would be going up to you to order a drink instead of the bar. Yeah. They'd be like, can I get one of those cowboy shots, please? And this is probably my favourite text of the afternoon.

Someone said, what do you put in your bra? Someone texted through and said, one of my friend's exes used to get Subway before town. Not too sure why, but she'd shelve an entire six-inch Italian sub in her bra and go into a club. Meatball? Surely meatball. Nice and warm in there.

Can you imagine? She pulls the meatball sub out of her bra, takes a few bites, puts it back. See, that's planning for future you. That's going, I want to look after myself later on. Whoever that is, can you please get in touch with me because I want to be your friend. Honestly, that is good stuff. Bree and Clint.

The A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Thursday. We'll take three people's birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on their 16th and then we'll play our favourite one.

Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Hi, guys. Is it your birthday? Not today, no. Happy birthday, Lisa. Sorry, had to do it.

Lisa, it's your birthday. I did hear, though, Lisa, you have your birthday on probably one of the worst days. Yeah, I do. Christmas Day, is that right? Christmas Day, baby, yep. You poor thing. Well, we're here to give you a big pump up for your birthday because you've missed out.

So what year? What year are we talking about? 1979. Right, Lisa. Oh my God, imagine if it's that Boney M song that goes, Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day. That would be weird. All right, Lisa, you were 16 in 1995.

On Christmas Day in 1995, this was number one. Baby, and when it all comes down to it. Oh, yeah. In 1995, this was number one. Oh, yeah. She's a 90s icon. Right up there with Kurt Cobain and Jennifer Aniston. That's Alanis Morissette in Hand In My Pocket. Lisa, you've got a great one. Thank you, guys.

Yeah. Very good. I'd stick around. That one's a big contender today. Yeah, win or lose, you're definitely a great one. Thank you, guys. Very good. I'd stick around. That one's a big contender today. Yeah, win or lose, you're definitely in the running there. That's great. Jonti's here. Hi, Jonti.

Welcome to the show. Hi, Jonti. G'day. How are you going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, I'm bloody brilliant. Beautiful day in Christchurch here.

Oh, I love it, Jonti. We're soaking up some South Island vibes right now, too. It's beautiful down here. Yeah, very good weather. Can't beat it South Island vibes right now, too. It's beautiful down here. Very good weather. Can't beat it. What's your birthday, Jonty? My birthday is the 3rd of October, 2001. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2017 on the 3rd of October.

And in 2017, this had a number one hit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Taylor Swift from that weird Snake album Look what you made me do I'm a snake I'm angry at everybody I'm gonna snake I'm a snake

Do you like Taylor Swift, Jonty? I don't mind Taylor Swift, you know Yeah She's alright She's a quality artist She's pretty good Yeah, yeah She's got some bangers too

Anyway, that's yours. I'm not sure it's going to be Alanis Morissette, but hold there. We've got Cass. I don't think so. Yeah, good luck, Jonti. Hi, Cass. Hi, Cass. Hi, it's Cass.

Cass. Cass. Sorry, Cass. Got it. Got it. No problems. Hi. What is it?

Cass? What is it? Cass. Cassandra. Cassandra. Cass. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it, got it, got it.

Right. Okay, perfect. Let's go to the Cass and put some on the tables. Is that right? Okay, perfect. We'll go with that. Cass, mate, what's your birthday? 8th of Feb, 81.

Right, Cass. You were 16 in 1997 on the 8th of Feb. And this is your birthday, thank you. Yeah, I'm free. 97 on the 8th of Feb. And this is your birthday, thank you. Oh, yes. The nature. The Runaway Boy, Amy, absolutely loves this. It's going to be hard to beat Alanis, but no, I'm good with it. That's a pretty massive song from the Silverchair Boys, Newcastle Boys.

Yeah. And that album. Frog Stomp. Was massive. Yeah. Huge. They never topped it. 90s kids know. Newcastle Boys and that album Frog Stomp was massive. Yeah. Huge. They never topped it.

90s kids know. That is a very good birthday banger. That's a great one, Cass. Do you remember Daniel? Yeah. Yeah, he's great. Great Australian. Cass, I ended up

like randomly catching a Lyft home. This girl who was friends with my friend caught a Lyft home with her and found out

she was Daniel Johns' sister. Whoa. Yeah, it was buzzy as. Okay, for the vibes, I love that Silverchair song. It's not going to be the Taylor Swift song for me. Sorry, Johnsy, this is just me personally. Yeah, I do like Taylor.

I love the Silverchair vibes, but I have to go with Alanis. That song is... Yeah. Any of her songs, they're just so, like, sing-along and I just to go with Alanis. That song is any of her songs that just so sing along and I just can't not pick it. And she hasn't won birthday banger for a while, so let's do it. That song there, it's gotta be

it. Lisa, our Christmas Day baby. And you deserve it, Lisa, because you deserve a bit of, you know, attention because I know you wouldn't get it on your birthday. You've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. No worries, Lace. Here we go. Here's Alanis Morissette on Zidim.

Brianne Clint live from Tickapaw on Zidim. I'm broke but I'm happy. I'm poor but I'm kind. I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah. I'm high but I'm grounded. I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed. I'm lost but I'm hopeful, but I'm grounded. I'm sane, but I'm overwhelmed. I'm lost, but I'm hopeful, baby. And what it all comes down to

is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine. Cause I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five. I feel drunk but I'm sober. I'm young and I'm underpaid. I'm tired but I'm working, yeah. I care but I'm restless. I'm here but I'm really gone.

I'm wrong and I'm sorry. Baby, and what it all comes down to is that everything's gonna be quite alright. Cause I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is spitting a cigarette And what it all comes down to Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is given up inside

I'm free but I'm focused I'm green but I'm wise I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby I'm sad but I'm laughing I'm brave but I'm chicken I'm brave but I'm chicken I'm sick but I'm pretty Baby And what it all boils down to

Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet But I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is playing a piano And what it all comes down to, my friends Yeah Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is in a taxi cab

ZDM, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Alanis Morissette. Have you seen a picture of Alanis recently? Alanis 2020? Yeah. No. She looks phenomenal. I'm Googling Yeah. No. She looks phenomenal.

I'm Googling her right now. She looks great. Actually, age game. How old's Alanis Morissette? Oh, big in the 90s. That song was, what did we say, 95? Yep. That's 25 years ago.

Is that 25 years ago? 1995 was 25 years ago, yeah. Holy hell. And surely she's 25 when she wrote that. So she's at least 50. I'm going to say she's 52. No. Oh, you don't know.

You don't know. I don't know. I reckon she's 48. Place your bets. 48. I'll go 52. Locking in 48. Alanis Morissette.

Yeah, I reckon 48. Age. But I could be wrong. I reckon she was young. The answer is. Oh my God. How old? 46.

Yes! Yeah, she looks too good. Let's figure this out for a second. So she's 46 now. She would have only been like 20. And we did say that song was from 1995, didn't we? Yes, I think so. Hold on, wait, let me check.

So she would have been... That song was from 1995, yes. So she's 21. I think. That's me doing some really bad math, but I think 46 minus 25 is 21. She was young. She was in her early 20s, yeah. That's buzzy.

That's Lorde-style stuff. Although Lorde was 16. Yeah. This is in 25 years that they're going to go, that's an amazing song that someone's going to go, did you know Lorde was 16 when that came out? Yeah, that's insane. Yeah. But like, when you listen to that Alana song, right, just think now, picture her as a 21-year-old

and she wrote and sang that. I know, and she changed the world with that album as well. Wild. Can you tell we like Alanis Morissette? Yeah, we love it here on the Bree and Clint show. Alanis, feel free to come visit us any time. We've got a big future on the hits, us two. One of the best things about being a radio announcer

around this time of the year is that all the lists come out. Oh, my God. Is it list time? Yeah, it's list time. Yes, I love list time in the air because we just read out lists. Yeah, we read out. You know, we've already done Spotify's top stream songs for the year list. Yes, yep.

And I've got another list for 2020. It's the most downloaded apps of 2020 list. I'm about this. I don't even care if this is list time. I'm interested. Yeah, it's good. See if you're normal. See if you're downloading what everyone else is downloading. Let's start from number 10. Okay. These are the most downloaded apps of 2020.

Microsoft Teams came in at number 10. Wow, that's an incredibly boring app. Not the most exciting. Please don't let all 10 be work from home apps. But with over 44 million daily active users, it's in the top 10. Yeah, it's important. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Okay, coming in at number 9, still very relevant, even though I don't think I've been on this for a while, YouTube. Oh, okay, yeah. YouTube app. Yeah, I'll go for that while, YouTube. Oh, okay, yeah. The YouTube app. Yeah, I'll go for that. Worldwide. Just go on the app.

Don't you just go on a link? I've got the app on my phone. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I've got the app. Sometimes use it. Coming in at number eight for the most downloaded apps of 2020, Google Classroom. Another COVID app.

Surpassed 50 million downloads. It's important. I get it. Super important and it's helped a lot of students and teachers this year. Yeah. And parents because they haven't had to do at-home teaching. Number seven is Google Meet. What's Google Meet?

It's where you can find different meats around the place, just good deals on meat, I'm assuming. Well, then great app. Yeah, it's a great app. No, I don't want to hear what it's really for. You know what it's for. I don't care what it's really for. You know what it's for.

It's a Google Meet app. It's because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Let's get into, come on, there's got to be something here. Coming in at number six, most downloaded apps of 2020, Instagram. Who doesn't already have Instagram? I know. Okay. Yeah, Instagram.

It's a good app. Yeah, it's coming in at number six. It's getting quite popular. Number five was Facebook Messenger. Again, who doesn't have Facebook Messenger already? Is this because every now and then you have to delete the app to make it work again? I don't know, but it had over 2 million monthly downloads in 2020. Good for Facebook, yeah.

Quite a lot. Coming in at number four, speaking of Facebook, it's Facebook. Yeah, cool. All right. Okay, coming in at number three, do you want to have any guesses? Anyone in the room, guesses of the most downloaded apps of 2020? Coming in at number three, what's your guess? Zoom.

Nope. Twitter. No. I think Twitter was in the top thousand. So you hate Twitter. I don't know. WhatsApp. Yeah.

WhatsApp. Boring. Are you into that? I am a WhatsAppper these days. I'm a WhatsAppper too. Yeah. I don't have a WhatsApp. Because I don't WhatsAppper these days. I'm a WhatsAppper too. Yeah. I don't have a WhatsApp. Because I don't have eardrops. I need to get high-res photos of people who have iPhones.

And they download really good quality, yeah. Number two, most downloaded apps of 2020. You would not believe this. And I don't know if you've ever heard of this app, but it's Zoom. Yeah. No, sorry. No. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. You know how many people have downloaded this thing? How many people in the world? Five billion? 2.13 million daily downloads in March of 2020. It's important. We need Zoom.

It's crazy. We need Zoom. What happened to Skype, by the way? I feel bad for Skype this year. This is Skype. This is meant to be Skype's year, and Zoom's like, yo. Skype is like the MySpace. Yeah, they just missed it, eh?

Okay, one more. Please be Fruit Ninja. Please be Fruit Ninja. Please be Fruit Ninja. Downloaded app of 2020. Yeah. It's TikTok. TikTok.

Yeah, there you go. We've got 2 billion downloads overall globally. At least it's a fun app, I guess, right? Yeah, it you go. 2 billion downloads overall globally. At least it's a fun app, I guess. Yeah, it's fun. People are being creative, having a good time. The good news is if you have all 10 of those apps then the world's superpowers... You win a prize! Yeah, they have all of your

information. They have everything. They can tap into your... They can now control your microwave. Yeah, and with your powers combined on those apps, Captain Planet will be joining us soon. There we go. The most downloaded apps of 2020. Look, we know that 2020 has been a stinker of a year.

Lots of things have been cancelled. Weddings have been cancelled. Concerts have been cancelled. Relationships. Relationships. People. Have people been cancelled this year? Yes, cancelled culture.

That's a real thing. Kelly got cancelled. Well, he deserves to be cancelled. Oh, yeah. Rita Ora recently, she's been cancelled. Oh, she's on hold. She's on hold for the moment. I'd say Rita Ora's on hold. Yeah, she had a bit of a whoopsie.

Well, get ready, everybody, because 2020 isn't done. Because 2020 is about to cancel Boxing Day sales. Why? They're saying that because of COVID and supply lines being affected, that major retailers are already low on stock, so they don't have the ability to do a big sale on Boxing Day like they usually do. I know. If COVID hadn't already taken enough from us.

Interestingly, the other thing that makes it worse is that New Zealanders' shopping habits for November are up 26% in 2020 compared to 2019. Great. That's awesome for local business. It is awesome. But in a year where everyone was scared about losing their jobs and stuff, we're out there splashing the cash, baby. Those of us who can afford it are going, I need gifts. I need to make up for this shitty year with gifts. You know what?

As much as, you know, people don't want to admit it, I've admitted it to myself. Yeah. Sometimes buying stuff does make you feel better. It really does. Retail therapy is a real thing. For me, buying gifts for other people makes me feel great. It's not a substitute for for like... No, it's

not, but it can help. No, but totally. It can help. Totally. Especially if you're rewarding yourself. And not all gifts have to be super expensive either. They can just be super thoughtful. Anyway, keep that in mind because if you're the sort of person who goes, look, I'm not getting you a birthday present, I'm going to get it on the Boxing Day sales. That's so

cheap. Yeah, but maybe you and your partner do it. You go, let's not buy anything, but let's go to... If it's a unanimous thing, then... Yeah, let's go to the warehouse on Boxing Day and. That's so cheap. Yeah, but maybe you and your partner do it. You go, let's not buy anything. Well, if it's a unanimous thing then. Let's go to the warehouse on Boxing Day and buy each other a big 50-inch TV or something. There is a chance, and I don't know this for sure, but they're saying that Boxing Day sales this year could be cancelled. Fully cancelled.

Or at least substantially reduced. God, there's going to be a lot more people watching cricket. Free and Clint. How full on is this story that's out today about this woman who, sushi, nearly killed it. Yeah, this is crazy. And this is no BS either. So apparently this woman, she started to have all these really weird symptoms. Like she was hallucinating.

She was having inconstant problems. And what problems? Inconstant? Inconstant. Incontinent? Incontinent. So she was doing the downstairs business. She was, yes.

Yeah, right. She was having issues. Not nice. God, imagine hallucinating and having downstairs problems and then not knowing if you were doing your business or if you were hallucinating about doing your business. Well, yeah. She was also suffering from seizures every now and then.

And the doctors really couldn't figure out what was wrong with her, which is really scary because this was going on for a fair few months. Yeah. Anyway, she kept going for tests and eventually they figured out that she was really low in B12. Okay. And which is a vitamin where you can get injections to have B12. To top you up.

Yeah, to top you up. Yeah. Anyway, so they were like, oh, that could be it. Let's give you some injections. Anyway, so they started giving her these injections and that helped and she started to recover. Yeah. And then after a while, she started to get worse again and they were like, what is going on here with this woman?

Anyway, eventually they figured out that it was something to do with her gut. Right. Something to do with her stomach where all the problems were coming from. Okay. And it was so severe that it was shutting all these other things down, hence why she was having, like, hallucinations and, like, actual, like, problems with, like, moving her limbs and stuff. Whoa.

Anyway, so they've slowly figured out. They were kind of like, you know, we think you might have a tapeworm. Yep. Is there, you know, have you eaten anything bad? Have you had food poisoning? You know, has there been anything that's been a bit iffy that you've eaten? Yeah. Anyway, she said she remembered that nine months earlier,

the only thing she remembered eating that was a bit iffy was this sushi that she'd bought from a gas station. Okay. That had been in her fridge for five days. Okay. And she gets home from work and she hadn't eaten anything, so she ate this five-day-old sushi from a gas station. Yeah.

Anyway, they were like, okay, we need to do some tests now that we know that you've eaten this five-day-old sushi. Anyway, turns out she had one of the biggest type of tapeworms you can contract in humans inside of her. And you can get that from old sushi? Apparently, yeah. They reckon it came from old sushi. And you know what the tapeworm feeds off?

What? B12. Oh. So it all made sense and then when they were giving her injections and stuff it was topping her up and she was fighting it but then the tapeworm would just eat it all again.

It's hard. I get it. Once you say it out loud, five day old sushi that came from a gas station, you get it. You're like, oh, of course it was that. But I have this thing where if it's been in the fridge, you think it's going to be okay. Don't you? See, I'm someone who's real cautious for some reason. It's rice. Rice is the

thing that, yeah, where bacteria can easily breed. Rice is a bacteria harbison and it's like a breeding farm for bacteria. Yeah, it's got all the nooks and crannies. Do you think, because sushi is so delicious, do you think once she recovered from this that she'll go back to sushi? Do you think she'll

physically be able to? Because fresh sushi absolutely nothing wrong with that but you'll be so scarred from this thing you'll just be terrified right? Might take her a few years I think.

And maybe don't get it from the gas station. Yeah maybe not anymore. ZM's Free and Clint the podcast with mobile smiles register fill up

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