ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 4th 2018

Episode Date: December 4, 2018

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Z-Ams! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Z-Ams, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Can I just use the radio for one thing? It depends what it is.

Well, you're welcome to. Yeah, it's your show as well, but what is it? Because remember we were talking about we want to have a bop-off? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do that, yeah. And I was thinking, if someone listening right now owns a bop-. Oh yeah you can do that. And I was thinking if someone listening right now owns a bop it, extreme. So you're very particular about the type

of bop it you want. Yeah because we want to have a bop off before the end of the year and I was wondering if someone out there owns a bop it extreme. Do you call it a bop off? Yeah bop off. Bop off. Bop it off. Bop off. Bop it off. Bop off sounds a bit rude.

Maybe. So, sorry, you want to borrow a Bop It Extreme? Yes. So if someone listening right now has one, can you text us on 9696 or can you please call right now 0800-DALZEN? Will you go around and personally pick it up before you get hold of a Bop It Extreme? Yeah, why not? Okay, cool.

That's it. Today on the show, we've got another chance for you to play the slingshot summer shout with us. We'll be firing a giant slingshot at the park down the road on Friday at prizes for you. You get a winner spot in there, though, and if you want to do that, you can do it at 4.30 today. That's going to be a lot of fun.

Hey, up next, I want to share with you, Clinton, a gift that I have that I think is pretty special. Right. It's not another impersonation, is it? No, it's not impersonations. I mean, that is a gift of mine. This is something that I think I was born with. It's a product that they've actually

developed, but I can actually do as a human being. Fantastic. Okay, and you're going to share that with the whole country after this, are you? Yes, I am. Alright. Another glimpse into the wonderful world of Brie Thomasel, straight after the chain smokers. This is closer. Brie and Clint ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Christmas, very, very, very close. A lot of people are going to be buying presents. And one of the hot gifts this year on the Christmas list are these earbuds that you put into your ears and they can translate language, any type of language in real time. Very handy if you're a traveller.

Super handy. Yeah. Take a listen. Take a listen. The Pixel Buds are Google's new high-end wireless earbud headphones with some smart features thrown in. The headline feature, which you can only use if you have a Pixel phone, is real-time translation with Google Translate directly into your ears. So if you go over to Germany and you don't speak any other languages, doesn't matter who comes over to you,

you can talk to them because it'll translate what they're saying to you. Straight into your headphones? Straight into your headphones. Oh. Crazy, right? That's some real futuristic stuff. And I thought, that's great. I actually have this gift where, I mean, I can't speak every language, but I can understand every language. I am a human real-time translator. Can you really though? It is, mate.

It's like, I know it's pretty impressive and it's hard to believe. So what you're telling me is if someone spoke to you in a different language, you couldn't repeat back to them what they were saying, but you could tell me what they were saying. Like if a Korean person came up to us right now and asked for directions,

you would know what they were asking for. Yes. I couldn't speak back to them in Korean, but I could understand what they were asking. What is, okay, all right, let me test you. What does this mean? Kia ora, Bree. Kia ora, Bree.

Well, that's very rude, Clint. You shouldn't say that on the radio. No, it's not. I basically said, hello, Bree. How are you? Well, you didn't give me a chance. What does, see, Bree. How are you? Well, you didn't give me a chance. What does... See, I don't know any...

I can't teach you on this because I don't know any other languages. Well, this is what we're going to do right now. If you're listening and you know another language... Any language. Any language. If you speak another language, call 0800 DIAL ZM right now, get a sentence prepared, and I will translate that in real time. So the person who calls has to know the language, right?

Obviously. Well, there's you, but I was going to say, otherwise we'll never know who's telling the truth. Oh, people are calling through. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Okay. And we'll try it after this. All right.

Bree and Clint on ZM. Hot on the Christmas list this year, Clint. Google Pixel Buds, very good for the traveller. If you're heading overseas where you don't speak the language, maybe in the country that you're going to, it actually translates the language in real time. I've got an example here. This is a language,

and then we'll get the translation of the Google Buds. Okay. Yes. So hang on. You were telling me you can translate that without any Google Buds. Yeah. I'm actually, this is a gift that I have had for a long time. I'm a human language translator. So what did we just hear then? Of course,

that was Asian. Asian? Yep. It's not a language, but what did we just hear then? So that was, of course, that was Asian. Asian? Yep. It's not a lot of language, but what did it say? Something about the weather being bad. And I'm thinking they talked about kids in there and watching movies, I think. The weather was bad this weekend. We had a lot of movies with two kids at home. That proves nothing.

What do you mean? No, because you provided that. No, let's get some real life examples. I'm going to bring on some people who have called up who they can all speak different languages and you're going to live translate what they've got to say. I'm the human language translator. That's correct. Hi, Vae. Hi. Hi, Vae. What nationality

are you or what language do you speak rather other than English? Tongan. Oh, beautiful. Studied it for a while back in uni, Vae. What nationality are you, or what language do you speak, rather, other than English? Tongan. Oh, beautiful. Studied it for a while back in uni, Vae. Yep, I've got a cousin. You studied Tongan? I've got a few cousins that are from Tonga.

Oh, okay. Vae. This should be a piece of cake, Vae. Give us a sentence in Tongan, and don't tell Bree, the human translator, what it means yet, okay? Okay. All right. So the human translator, what it means yet. Okay? Okay. All right. So the sentence is,

Oh, Vae, you should have given me a challenge. That's simple. What did I just say? First of all, Vae, I'm very sorry to hear that. Vae said she went to Vegas and let's just say whatever happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. Is that what you said? No. We're losing, Vae.

Let's go on to the next. Yeah, no, Vae dropped out, unfortunately. Sandrine. Hi. Sandrine. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Are you also fluent in Tongan? No, and Swiss German and German. Oh, Swiss German. Oh, lucky. That's probably I'm more fluent in Swiss German and German. Oh, Swiss German. Oh, lucky.

That's probably I'm more fluent in Swiss German. She's zero from zero, Sandrine. No, I believe they said I was spot on. Give her a sentence in Swiss German and let's see if she can translate it, the human translator. So my Swiss German sentence is Isn't that interesting, Sandrine, that mine and Clint's name sounds so different in Swiss German? She said,

That's really nice of you, Sandrine. Sandrine, was it close? Was it ballpark? No, it wasn't even close. I said that I don't think you believe. Can you stop? Sorry, I couldn't hear. You have to at least let them get out what they were.

Her English was harder to understand. I couldn't hear what she was saying at the end there. Jennifer. Yes? Welcome to an absolute farce of a radio segment. What language is it that you speak? Spanish. Spanish.

Española. Si. Oh, this is as close as we've gotten so far. Hey, Jennifer. Yes. ¿Cuál es tu idioma? That's Italian. I was hoping she'd think it was Spanish.

Why would she think it's Spanish? She's the one that's fluent in Spanish. I was testing her. Jennifer, give us some beautiful, beautiful Spanish language and then we'll see if Brie can butcher it. Okay. Hola. ¿Tienes planes para Navidad?

Hello. Yes. Do you speak any Spanish? No. Give me one more. Give me one more. I'm just warming up. It takes me a while.

You're just warming up. Jennifer's the last one. I'm using all these different parts of my brain. It takes me a while to warm up. Go on then, Jennifer. One more sentence I'm just warming up. It takes me a while. You're just warming up. Jennifer's the last one. I'm using all these different parts of my brain. It takes me a while to warm up. Go on then, Jennifer. One more sentence. Go on. Okay.

¿Te gustaría llevar a mi perro para caminar? Oh, Jennifer. Jennifer's taking a liking to you. She says... If you get this... No, no. If you get this... Okay.

Seriously, if you get this, I'll give you $100. Okay. Jennifer, one more time. ¿Te gustaría llevar a mi perro para caminar? Seriously, if you get this, I'll give you $100. Okay. Jennifer, one more time. Something about studying. She said she wants to study every curve of your body. Jennifer. Jennifer.

Jennifer. Jennifer. Jennifer. If you love me, Jennifer. Jennifer. Was that pretty much spot on? Not quite. But close?

Not quite. I ask you if you would like to take my dog for a walk. I mean... LAUGHTER Brie and Clint on Zit-In. Brie and Clint's Slingshot Summer Shout. Bring the action. Slingshot is setting you up this summer with a Weber BBQ, a Fitbit or a tablet

when you join on selected plans. So to celebrate, this Friday we'll be at Auckland's Victoria Park firing an enormous real life slingshot at those same prizes and if we hit them, that's the prize that you're going to win. All you have to do to win your spot this Friday to win some of

that stuff is shout out a tongue twister to be serious. Slingshot Summer Shout with a stranger and you can win your spot. You're getting tongue tied just talking about it. I'm getting confused. Let's do a little demo, okay? We'll pair you up with a random on the phone, so me and Bree will pretend to be the randoms. You guys have got

five seconds to go word for word. Sling, shot, summer, shout. Alright, let's not look at each other so then we make it like it's on the phone. Because you don't know who's going to start. Alright, here we go. Five seconds to go word for word. Sling, shot, summer, shout. All right, let's not look at each other so then we make it like it's on the phone. Because you don't know who's going to start. All right, here we go. Five seconds. Sling.

Shot. Summer. Shout. See, perfect. If we did that. Shout, shout, shout, shout. You'll hear that noise and you'll know that you've won. Do you understand how the game works, Carla?

Yes, I do. Very good. We're going to pair you up how the game works, Carla? Yes, I do. Very good. We're going to pair you up with Christine. Hi, Christine. Hi, Christine. Now, unfortunately, you guys don't get a chance to talk to each other first and figure out who's going to say it first.

I'm going to throw you guys straight into your five-second window in a second. And if you both say sling, even if it's one after the other, you're out. If you don't say it within the five seconds, guys, you're out. Sling, shot, summer, shout. Sounds confusing, but you can do it within the five seconds, guys, you're out. Sling, shot, summer,

shout. Sounds confusing, but you can do it. Here we go, guys. Time starts now. Sling, shot,

summer, shout. I've done it. We've got like 150 people backed up for when you guys couldn't do it so that they could have a turn. We don't need them.

We're going to be shooting prizes for you guys this Friday. Thank God. Yes, thank you. You're going to be shooting prizes for you guys this Friday. Thank God. Yes, thank you. You're going to be able to direct us if you want to go to the left, if you want to go to the right,

and then we're going to let it rip. Good work, guys. You're guaranteed a Christmas present from Slingshot this Friday, so we'll talk to you then. Thank you. Thank you. No worries.

Slingshot Summer Shad. It's hard to say, but easy to get. You can sign up today at slingshot.co.nz. I'm quite proud of them. I'm really proud of them. It's not easy.

You think it is, but it's not. Bree and Clint on ZM. The country is up in arms today when a story broke about a very expensive coffee here in Auckland. Oh, always in Auckland. So expensive. Everything is expensive in Auckland.

That's the thing. I know. You just need a coffee and everyone makes fun of you for your expensive coffee. I know these are first world problems, but This one's a bit over the top. As a person who drinks a lot of coffee, what are we talking? How much? So we're talking $7.30.

Oh God. Even I wouldn't pay $7. Is it a bucket? Do they strap a bucket to your face? Is it a coffee concession cart? Is it coffee for a week? What is that? Anyway, so this woman has ordered from one of the local coffee shops here in Auckland City a large decaffeinated soy flat white to go.

For $7.30? Doesn't sound right, does it? It's a very, I mean, it's soy. I don't know what soy is worth, but that sounds like a pretty standard coffee order. Usually they add on a bit for soy and they add on a bit for decaf. They add on for decaf? I think so.

But they're taking out the caffeine. Yeah, I know. I don't get it, mate. It's specialty. Right. I feel like we should give the coffee shop a call. Yeah. And I feel like I should barter with them to see.

To see if you can get the price down. Yeah. Maybe it was a mistake. It could be a mistake. Maybe it was like they just keyed it in wrong. Yeah. And now it's made the news. Let's double check that that's the price.

Yeah. And then if it is, I'll try and barter with them to get it down. You're going to order the same coffee. The same coffee, yeah. Good luck. Hello, Mojo... I was wondering if I could order a coffee and get a price, please. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

I was wanting a large decaffeinated soy flat white. Large decaf soy. So that would be $7.30. Okay, great. What if I... If I bring my own keep cup, does that make it cheaper? Depends on the size. If it's bigger, it'll be cheaper.

Sweet. Well, that's good. I've got my own keep cup so I can knock a bit of money off the price. And what if I bring my own soy milk? Probably, yes, I would do it because I'm here by myself. But the other baristas probably wouldn't do it. Maybe not. But if you and I got like some sort of a deal going.

Yeah. Okay, cool. So what about though if you guys used all your ingredients, so I left it up to you, but then I made it myself? Made it yourself. I wouldn't let you make it yourself. Okay, cool. So that's out.

What if, what if just between you and I, I ordered a real cheap coffee, but then I like gave you like a secret like sneaky wink and you made me that coffee instead? No, I wouldn't do that. Okay, so that's a no. So the keep cup's a goer. Yep. And the soy milk is a goer.

Yep. What about if I didn't even come into the shop and I just yelled it out from the street so I didn't actually, you know, use your... No, I don't think I would even hear you. Right, so that's a no. What about if I, like, did a deal with you where I bought you a drink on a Saturday night

and then you gave me like a cheap deal? No. I don't think so. Okay. But the Keep Cup, good deal. All right, I've got to go now because I've got a customer. Appreciate your time. Thanks so much.

Have a great day. No worries. See you. I just remembered I actually don't drink coffee. Either way, I think you've got a great deal. You're onto a good thing there. Bree and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we put them into the machine, figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Welcome back to the show. Yesterday's victim of birthday banger because we didn't have your song, Riddie Julie. Welcome back.

Hi, guys. Thank you. You accused us of getting rid of you because you were too old. Can I say that is offensive? No, and that's what my children said. Oh, okay. Julie, how are you? They sort of let you go, Mum,

because they don't have that in the machine anymore. No, that's not true. And they're in the car with me now. How are the kids? How are you? Shush peasants. They're alright. They're alright. How are you going for Christmas? Are you organised? Yes, I am. Very. That's good. Julie,

this moment's about you, okay? Give us your birthday and let's find out what your birthday banger is. 12th of October, 1971. Alright, Jules, you spring chicken. You were 16 in 1987 is? 12th of October 1971. Alright, Jules, you spring chicken. You were 16 in 1987 on the 12th of October and back in the 80s, this was

number one. You get La Bamba. I think that suits you nicely, Jules. Yeah, so do I. Actually, it probably does actually, but... I can picture, it probably does, actually. I can picture you picking up the fruit bowl, popping it on your head and dancing around the lounge to this.

Yeah, I would. Shaking your girls. Shaking your bonbons. Yep, I would. I like it, Jules. It's an awesome song. That is going to be number one again. Okay, thank you, Julie. Let's see what else we've got.

Blair, hi. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello, Blair. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 4th of February, 1989. Okay, Blair, you were 16 in 2005

on the 4th of Feb and this is your Birthday Banger. Oh! According to former Prime Minister John Key's son, Max Key, this is the greatest New Zealand song ever written, Blair. How do you feel about it?

Not too far off from a bit of heart-shaking. Yeah. It's a banger. Yeah, it's a different kind of booty-shaking song to Julie's La Bamba, right? It's good. Let's get one more. Hi, Sean. G'day.

Hello, Sean. What's your birthday? February 3rd, 1990. Oh, you're one day off from Blair. And one year apart. And two days away from me. A lot of February babies. Let's find out what your birthday banger is. Okay, Sean was 16 in 2006 on the 3rd of Feb.

And on that day, this was number one. The Sugar Babes. You like the Sugar Babes, Sean? Yeah, not bad, eh? Yeah, I like it and I'm glad you can admit that too because I like it as well. How hot were the Sugar Babes? We've got three very good songs.

I like them all. We have La Bamba, Savage Swing or Sugar Babes Push The Button. What are you thinking? I like Savage. I like Sugar Babes. the Button. What are you thinking? I like Savage. I like Sugar Babes. You like Split Decision. Split Decision.

But I like Julie. But I don't know if we can... Same. I mean, if we were voting on person... I like Sean too. Oh, and you like Sean as well. And I liked Blair. Blair's got a good name.

Yeah. Ellie, we're going to a Split Decision. Split Decision producer Ellie. Yeah. Ellie, we're going to a split decision. Split decision, producer Ellie. La Bamba, Savage Swing, or Push the Button? I do love a bit of Savage. I do love a bit of Savage. We're going to do Swing. I totally thought you were about to say La Bamba.

What's wrong with La Bamba? Nothing is wrong with La Bamba, but Blair, we're playing your birthday banger. Beautiful. Sorry about that, Julie. That's all right, guys. We love you, Jules. Call any time, mate. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's Savage and Swing.

That's the right choice. You know, when it comes to New Zealand music, there are only three artists that matter. Lorde, Stan Walker, and Savage. As far as I'm concerned, that's it. I love on the text machine, someone said, how is it possible that La Bamba has come up twice on Birthday Bagger? Because we've played it before. Have we?

Yeah, because there's another one that says, you guys suck, La Bamba is better. But we've played it before. Oh. Oh, I feel disappointed in myself now. I didn't know there was such a groundswell for La Bamba is better. But we've played it before. Oh. Oh, I feel disappointed in myself now. I didn't know there was such a groundswell for La Bamba. Yep. Hey.

The tune. Oh, no, it's coming back to me now, yeah. Hey, you can translate this, can't you? Yes, you can translate this, can't you? Yes, I can. They're saying, let's bang, let's bang, let's bang. No, I didn't need to check that, I believe you. Brie and Clint on ZM. Clinton.

Brianna. Are you familiar with the dating app Grindr? Yeah. Yeah, your friend Ellen let us do some group grinding. Wait, no, that doesn't sound... Yeah, we did. No, you said it. He connected his Grindr up to your Apple TV

and we did some big screen Grindring. So one thing about Grindr, and I think it might be the same as Tinder, it tells you how many kilometres they are from you. Oh. That's something that it actually does. Oh, you wouldn't know that because you're married. Kind of like an inbound Uber.

Yeah. Your ride is five minutes away. Yeah. Because you don't want to be dating someone, you know, however far away. And anyway, there was a guy in America on a Delta flight. He's jumped on the flight and these days a lot of flights actually have Wi-Fi on board. Yeah. He's sitting on the plane. That's my, I can't forget if that's my dream or my nightmare. Yeah. I quite like being out of range for a bit. It is actually

nice. But also if you forget your headphones, once you've read the Keora magazine, there is absolutely nothing to do. What else do you do? There's not much. He's opened up Grindr. On the airplane? On the airplane. Yeah.

Bing, a message comes up. In the sky? In the sky. Right. So, obviously, it's got to be someone on the flight. Or someone 30,000 feet away. Well, I don't know if that's possible. You're just going past them really fast.

Really fast. Guess who it was? Who? No. Who? It was the pilot. No, it was not the pilot. So while...

I was going to say pilot and then I was like, no, don't be stupid. Nah, he's concentrating on, you know, not crashing. It wasn't the pilot. It was the pilot. The pilot has messaged him on Grindr and he said, I see you're on my flight. Enjoy the ride to Chicago. I mean, boss move because you're the pilot. And I mean, I assume that's quite a sexy occupation

in both the heterosexual and homosexual community. Yeah, it's kind of like that position of power, isn't it? To be honest, I just like the uniform that they wear. I was going to say, everyone likes a man or woman in uniform. It's so good. However, if you're in charge of the flight, I really, really wish you were paying attention to the controls and not your phone.

Yeah, me too. But you know what? It could have been someone on the flight pretending to be the pilot. It could have been. You'd think. Was it? No. Oh.

He's had a few back and forth conversations with this guy. Turns out it was the real pilot. And the pilot has said to him that he does it quite a lot. Really? Yeah. He'd get fired for that. Yeah, it's not great. It's not worth risking it. Not great, is it? How long do you go to pilot school for just to risk it on a

cheeky grinder session in mid-flight? Yeah, I know. Because also, you're not going to follow through on it. Like, you're not going to go you're not going to go, like, say you did want to do You obviously don't know how a grinder works. Well, no. No. Like, you're not gonna go you're not gonna go like you obviously don't know how grinder works well no no like you're not gonna go let's join the mile high club because you've got to fly the plane no but like wherever they're landing guess what they're both landing in the same place anyway it came out because this guy he's off grinder now he's actually got a boyfriend but he posted it on twitter and he put a screenshot of it with the caption,

Remember that time my pilot messaged me on Grindr at 30,000 feet in the air? Anyway, it's gone viral. No word yet if Delta have found which pilot it is. Did he name him or did he put his profile picture up? No. No. No, he didn't. Do you think he should have?

Nah. Like, no one likes a snitch. But at the same time, like, concentrate on what you're doing, mate. Like, you can't use your phone while you're driving. So what did you say? I was just texting. Cool, man. Sweet.

Inappropriate place to get hit on. It's not the most inappropriate of all time, but it's pretty bad. It's pretty up there. Like you wouldn't think that the pilot would be hitting on you when you're on the flight. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Where did you get hit on? Where did you get hit on? A more inappropriate place than mid-flight by the pilot, perhaps.

Was it a funeral? Was it a wedding? And it was one of the people in the wedding. Was it the groom? Was it at church? Was it the bride? Is it inappropriate groom? Was it at church? Was it the bride? Is it inappropriate to hit on someone at church? Nah.

Although I don't know if the church is down with Grindr. Nah, depending what church. That's a good point. It is 2018. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Where'd you get hit on? Brie and Clint on ZM. A guy was on a plane.

He jumped on Grindr because some planes have Wi-Fi these days and none other than the pilot has slid into his DMs. Hey, you enjoying the flight? How's that turbulence? I was going to say, I feel like a bit of a bumpy ride. You want some turbulence later on? It's just an inappropriate place to get hit on

and I don't think it would happen in New Zealand. In New Zealand, flights are just about to get Wi-Fi. Yeah, I saw that for the summer. Yeah. Yeah, that's exciting. It's good you won't have to watch the safety video. Just go on your phone. 0800DALZM, where did you get hit on? What's the inappropriate

place that you were hit on? Christy? Hi. Hi. So, I was at my stepdad's funeral and I was sitting at the front and I was at my stepdad's funeral, and I was sitting at the front, and I was holding my girlfriend's hand, and this guy who thought he was the best thing in the world came over and tried to hit on me. Right.

And what made him think it was an appropriate time? We've all seen wedding crashes. You know? And they say that grief is a powerful aphrodisiac. I don't know if there's any truth to it. What did he say to you, Christy? Well, he was just asking, like, how I knew my stepdad. And I was like, well, he was my stepdad.

And he was like, oh, do you want to get a drink and talk about it? And just really trying to get me to go out with him to a bar or out to dinner or something. Kirstie, was he like, I know this really cool, fun place that's going on after this. It's called The Wake. Was he a relative? Why was he at the funeral? I don't know who he was. Because that's the other problem with hitting on people at family events.

There's a strong likelihood that you're related to them in some way as well. Yeah, I have no idea who he was. And when I asked my mum, she had no idea who he was either. And my girlfriend was getting really annoyed and ended up shoving him sort of away. And it was just like, okay, we're just going to go somewhere else now so there was nearly a brawl at your stepdad's funeral it's going to be hard to top but let's go to jack hey jack where did you get hit on what inappropriate place hey good day mate um i was

taking my restricted driving lesson and the instructor started um hitting on me no no way yeah oh my god a he or a she? A she. A she. And how old was she and how old were you? I was 21 at the time and she was probably late 20s. That is an abuse of power, if nothing else, as well. Because did you feel like you had to respond just to get your restricted driver's licence?

I said I'd go on a date with you if you passed me. Oh, okay. Did you say that? Yeah. Did she pass licence? Oh, she had to go on a date with you if you passed me. Oh, okay. Did you say that? Yeah. Did she pass you? Yeah, of course. Did you go on a date with her? Yeah, yeah.

Did you pass her? Did you? Problem is, you had to have her home by 10, or is that a problem? Oh, Jack, we're going to... Oh, no, she obviously had a full licence back. Did she also show you how to reverse pass? Are you asking if she showed him how to back it up?

Yeah. Older woman. Yeah. All right, good on you, Jack. I'm glad you're all right. Let's go to another one. Hi, Joanna. Where were you hit on in an inappropriate place? During the gender reveal scan for my first child

with my husband right next to me holding my hand. Wait, so you're pregnant. Your husband is there. It's at the gender reveal party for your baby and someone comes up to you. No, so we were getting the scan and it was going to be the scan that would tell us the gender

and the technician's assistant was like, you know, he was turning all the equipment on and getting everything ready and it wasn't a case that it was like, it wasn't one of those, was he flirting? It was like, no, no, no, he's a hundred percent flirting. Give us an example, because I cannot picture this.

You're lying there on your bed. You've got goo all over your big pregnant belly. Your husband is there. What sort of line does somebody trot out to try and seal that deal? Well, it just started. It first started just like, oh, maybe that's a bit strange. He called my name from the waiting room, and he just gave me a wink. I was like, oh, that's a a bit strange, is that he called my name from the waiting room and he just gave me a wink. And I was like, oh, that's a bit strange.

Maybe he didn't see my body. And then I got in and he was telling, you know, kind of turning the machines on and he was like, you know, pat on the bed and he's like, come on, up on the bed. And then he just made, I can't remember what he said, but I remember him making some joke about, you know, telling me to get up on the bed and he laughed and winked. And then he kept, you know, because both me and my husband are from the UK so he's asking us, we're talking about

my accent and then it's like, oh, you know, it's a very cute accent. Oh God, okay. And then, you know, even to the point of like, you know, talking about, you know, seeing all the pregnant women coming through and, you know, not everyone looks great in maternity clothes

but well done. I can't get past the fact that he patted you on the belly. He grabs that thing and he's like, this is going to be a little cold. What? Like, he warmed you up. All right. I'm glad your husband was there. He was livid.

I thought we were going to be in the news for him punching him. That's what I was going to say. Did you get to the gender reveal or did your husband? You're like, this is my husband. And he's like, yeah, but is it serious? We're having a child. I know, but. No, no, but how serious?

But how serious? Geez. All right. Now we're safe. Bree and Clint on ZM. This time yesterday, Bree, you told us about the hottest tech gifts for Christmas. I'm a tech whiz.

I like to keep up to date with all the technology. Yeah, you... You know? Love to get the gifts and the... I today... Are you still going with the tech whiz bit? Yeah. Because I had to show you how to connect your laptop to the internet the other day.

We don't need to tell the people that. I today bring you possibly the world's most annoying Christmas present this year. A gift card. I agree. No, I love a gift card. God, I hate a gift card. A gift card to me says, hey, you're an individual. You can't be tamed.

Go and get whatever you like. A gift card says to me, here's some money, but you can only spend it in this one place. Yeah, but if it's a place you like, like if it's JB Hi-Fi or something like that, I'm all for it. Anyway, it's not that. It's not a gift card. You're getting me sidetracked. It's just been released. It's a new toy.

Yep. And I've got the ad for it here, okay? This is what I believe is the worst Christmas gift anybody could receive this Christmas. Everyone is doing the baby shark. Now you can bring the fun into your home with the all-new singing Pinkfong Shark Sound Dolls from Wowie. There's a baby shark, mommy shark, and daddy shark too. Just squeeze their tummy and let the fun begin.

You can also find your favorite sharks as cute collectible sound cubes. So join the fun that's taken the world by storm. And let's see you do the baby shark. Pinkfong Baby Shark Sound Dolls and Cubes out now from Wowie. Each sold separately. Three dolls to collect. There's also another ad where it's like

25 bucks a doll. Is there someone you hate this Christmas? Because you should get them the baby shark. If that's too much, you can also get them a soft stackable baby shark cube. They both play the song when you squeeze them. Only $12. Why would you as an adult willingly go out to a shop and buy that? You wouldn't.

You wouldn't. You'd buy it for someone who you hate, kids. Yes. That's what you'd do. That's such good revenge. There is one variation, though. If you could update the chip inside those baby sharks. The only baby shark remix we play on this show.

The only version of baby shark that is truly acceptable would be this one. I'd have this in my house. This also doubles really well for New Year's. All of a sudden you don't hate it so much, do you? There's some vodka red bulls and I'm ready. Now you know, I know you think I can't see you through the radio, but I can see your fist going in the car. Ha ha. You know what that is? What?

That there is Christmas on crack. Ha ha ha ha. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's time for a bit of the Insta fame game. Oh my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time

for Brie and Clint's Insta fame game. The game where Brie and I go head to head trying to guess how many followers famous people on Instagram have. Look, it's been a really good however many weeks for me. I'm on a run. I'm on

an absolute winning streak. At the moment, it's been a huge come from behind. Not victory, but catch up. Okay? I'm used to... No. Oh, goodness me, Brie. You should be banned just for that.

There are two games left for the year. The score is currently 11 games to nine. I have said to you, maybe stupidly, that if you tie it on the last game of the year, which will be this time next week, I will do a sudden death point break with you. So does that mean we come back and we do a whole nother game?

Yeah, we'll save it for the last show. Okay. We'll save it for the Friday, the decider. Well, who knows if we're leaving today. We're not there. We're not there. If you lose today, it's over. If you lose today, then you can't.

Well, pretty much it's going to happen. If you take the last couple of weeks. You've had an excellent run. I'll give you that. Mate, you've been sucking it up lately. Oh, right. You've been stinking up a storm. Producer Ellie, you're here with our celebrities.

Can you confirm for me that Brie knows none of them? Brie knows none of them. All right. Brie also knows none of them. It is first to three. Yeah, why just confirm that I know none of them? Because I've been losing, mate. Clearly, I haven't been cheating.

Oh, and the only reason I would win is if I cheat. All right. Let's go, Ellie. When you're ready, give us our first celebrity from Instagram. You can play along in the car, too. Feel free to see what your guess is like. Get your head in the game. Zac Efron, come on.

All right. Get your head in the game. The child of Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson. Ooh. Paris Jackson. Paris Jackson. Ooh. Paris Jackson. Paris Jackson, his daughter. Oh, I was about to guess her age. Is her Instagram public?

Yeah. Hmm. All right, for Paris Jackson, Clint, you have said 400,000. Ooh. Brie, you have said 5.8 million. I feel like we should make Paris Jackson's Instagram private, by the way. Why is that?

She's of age. Yeah, I know, but you saw what it did to her dad. She's fine. She'll be fine. You don't know. Glenn, you've said 400,000. Brie, you've said 5.8 million for Paris Jackson. Paris Jackson has 3.4 million. So whose point is that? So that's a point to Brie. you've said 5.8 million for Paris Jackson. Paris Jackson has 3.4 million.

So whose point is that? So that's a point to Brie. It's a point to you. Yeah, it is. Excellent. Next one, Ellie. Alright, next one. Just got married.

Nick Jonas. Oh. The younger one. Who did he get married to? Priyanka? Yeah, I'm going to pretend I know her last name. The third hottest Jonas

behind Kevin and... I mean, he's hot, but... Joe's my fave. All right, Clint, for Joe Jonas... Oh, no, I've got to redraw. We've both said $10 million. Have we? Oh, you've both said $10 million.

Okay, don't tell us. All right, Nick Jonas. There you go. All right, Nick Jonas. There you go. All right, new answers. Okay, Clint, you have said 10.1 million for Nick Jonas. Bree, you've said 11 million. Nick Jonas has 18 million. That puts Bree another point.

Oh, my God. What is going on? I've lost my touch. That means I'm one point away from nearly tying this thing up if I win one more game. No, you're one point away from being 10-11. Okay, I'm not good at math. You're still behind me. Whatever.

Shut up. All right, third celebrity. Oh, an iconic appearance in the Thank You Next video. It's Kris Jenner. I love the Kardashians. I have been catching up on all the Kardashians in the last couple of days. You mean to say you've been keeping up. Have you ever, be honest with me,

have you ever been to Kris Jenner's Instagram though? Yes. Have you? Yes. Of all the Kardashian clan. She's one of my favourites. Yeah, but you're not going to, what are you going to? Thank you, next bitch.

Okay. So good. I loved it. All right, Kris Jenner. What has she got? I'm trying to think of what her daughters and that have. Wouldn't be as many as them. Or is it?

All right, for Kris Jenner. Clint, you have said $23 million. Brie, you've said $30 million. Oh, you're going to get this. Kris Jenner. All right, well, don't give up before it's already over, mate. Don't give up, Clint. Oh, he's got it.

Oh, Christina. Hey, don't give up, mate. Christina. Christina has $23.2 million. Yes, I'm back in the game. You were almost on the money. Are you secretly into Christina? Yeah, I love her.

She's my favourite one. Would you hook up? No, wait. Would you hook up with Christina? Would you go home with Christina? Oh, hang on. Which one is it? Hook up with her or go home with her? Go home with her. She's my favourite one. Would you hook up? No, wait. Would you hook up with Kris Jenner? Would you go home with Kris Jenner? Hang on. Which one is it? Hook up with her or go home with her?

Go home with her. Yeah. So would I. Is Corey going to be there? Give us another one. Give us another one. Alright, another one. Yeah.

She's kind of come out again in the news because of the Mean Girls Thank You Next stuff. Lindsay Lohan. Oh, she's about to get her own reality TV show too. I just got the email from MTV. I watched Mean Girls last night. Are you lying? No, I'm not joking. I'm being full serious.

Lindsay Lohan. How many followers for Lindsay Lohan? All right. Clint, for Lindsay Lohan, you have said 2.3 million? Yes. Is that right? And Bree, you've said 13 million. God, we're very far apart.

We're very far apart. Oh, but it's making my maths a bit hard because she's right in the middle at 7 million. Ben, I'm going to need some help here. We need to go to the video ref. 2.3. Bree has said 13. And Lindsay Lohan has...

I think Clint's got this, but I'll let Ben confirm. Come on, video ref. I think I need to go back to school, though. The difference is 4.7 million. Oh, you've got it. Yeah. I got it? I think Clint's got it.

Oh, baby. You know what that means? 13 million. You know what that means? Again. It's a tie break. Tie break. Ellie, when you're ready, give us our final celebrity for the Insta fame game.

Okay. No. We're going to go with the Ellen Show page. Not Ellen DeGeneres, but the Ellen Show. Now, this is the one that shares all the cute videos, right? Yep. There's a lot of, but The Ellen Show. Now, this is the one that shares all the cute videos, right? Yep. There's a lot of good content. Ellen Page.

So not Ellen DeGeneres. No, it's The Ellen Show. I don't know which one I follow. Okay, 10 seconds. Let's do this. Oh, my heart rate's up. All right. For The Ellen Show, Clint, you have said...

Oh, no! Clint, you've said $2.5 million for The Ellen Show. Yeah. Bree, you've said $16 million. $16 million? How many does she have? Who cares? It's not important.

Oh, no! We're talking about The Ellen Show. I don't want to know. Guys, the Ellen Show is a lot better than you guys both thought. It's 61.4 million retakes in. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I can't have anything, can I?

How does it feel? I'm coming up. I want the world to know. We'll play again next week in what may be the final Insta Fame game of the year. All of a sudden, it's 10 games to 11. Oh, my God. Is this the comeback of all comebacks? My heart is racing more than last Saturday night.

Brie and Clint on ZM. Maybe a reason to stop exercising. If you're on your way to touch rugby, maybe stop, go home. I've used all my other excuses. Bring on some more. If you've got an after work boot camp, stop. Maybe it's not such a good idea. You know? You can get injured.

Lucy Lawless, a.k.a. Xena Warrior Princess. I never knew I found out today that she's a Kiwi. Hey, I didn't know. Yeah. You didn't know she was a New Zealander? I didn't know that. She's so famous. She's so famous, yeah.

That show was massive. It was huge. You know who she is though, right? You know Lucy Lawless. You didn't know she was a New Zealander. I just didn't know she was a Kiwi. She's a Kiwi, yeah. She's one of our favourites.

She's taken to Twitter to write about an injury she's received in a yoga class. She said, a month ago, I got kicked in the head at yoga. Oh, whoa. By an overzealous handstander. Three weeks later, I was experiencing confusion and balance issues. I've dropped out of all commitments to mend Take care of your brain And then a head injury at yoga What, so someone's kicked her in the head?

Someone's, because you know how you do that thing where you put your elbows down I don't know if you've done yoga You do a handstand? Yeah, you put your elbows down like that And you make like a tripod with your head Someone's gone up and over and then They've landed straight down on top of Lucy Lawless's head. Ouch.

God, not the best person to land on. Well, yeah. Well, she's acting when she's there. She's not going to throw a disc at their head or something like that if that's what you're suggesting. No, she's like that in real life. Don't ruin this for me.

No, I don't think she is. If that doesn't put you off exercising, I don't know what would, right? A lot of things can go wrong. A lot of things. This is what you don't think about. You're just thinking about the gains. You're just thinking about how ripped you're going to get.

All those sweet gains. Yeah. You're not thinking about the fact that someone might fall over and knock you in the head. You know my best mate, Alan, big beautiful Alan, who's visited me before and he's been on this show. Yes, he's ripped. He's ripped. He really badly injured himself one time at F45. Yeah.

Because he's a big man. He's what, 6'7"? He's very tall. He's huge, yeah. He pulled so hard on the rowing machine, he broke it. Oh. But did he break himself? He came off.

So he slipped off the seat. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah. He slipped off the seat, hit his bum on that, you know, on the piece and broke his coccyx. Oh, what's a coccyx? That's your tailbone. Oh, it's your tailbone. And you know for Alan, that puts him out of business.

That's an important muscle for Alan. Big gay Alan? Yes. Poor Al. $0.800 at him this afternoon. Warn people off some exercise because they're on their way to do it right now. Why should we not exercise? How do you injure yourself?

Why should we stop the Shummer Shred? The Shummer Shred. 0800 dial ZM. What was your exercise injury? Bree and Clint on ZM. Xena, warrior princess, better known as Lucy Lawless, has taken a head injury in yoga. Someone who was attempting a headstand has come down on top of her

and she's taken a foot to the head and she's got a full concussion. Yeah, someone said to her, how's your head? She goes, not bad. Why? Don't worry. How's that? Don't worry about it, mate. Let's breeze past it.

All right. 0800 dials it. Let's breeze past it Alright 0800 dial ZM How's your How's your Alright 0800 dial ZM Renee Yeah

Did you get that joke? I wasn't listening I'm looking for a photo To send you guys No worries What was your exercise injury? Give us your cautionary tale Why should we not exercise this summer?

So I wasn't even doing anything that drastic. I was walking my sister's dog, and I slipped over on some gravel and actually ripped my knee apart. If you looked at the gash, which I'm going to try to text you guys, it looks like someone took to my knee with a knife. Oh, just from walking the dog? Yep, walking the dog. Oh, no. That was 15 stitches on my knee with a knife. Oh, just from walking the dog? Yep, walking the dog. Oh, no.

That was 15 stitches on my knee. Well, there you go. Don't exercise and don't walk the dog. Get the dog a small treadmill. Fantastic. Great advice. Get the dog a small treadmill. Hi, Kate.

Welcome to the show. What was your exercise injury? What's your cautionary tale for New Zealand? So, I stretched too much, overstretched so much that my ligaments in my back went slack and then that meant that my pelvis broke. And for the past year, every day I've had to wear a belt that holds everything together. Hang on, you did that from stretching? Yeah, well, I used to be a gymnast,

so I had lots of crazy Russians pushing me into crazy positions. Yeah, but you meant to stretch. I know. Hang on. As Kate was saying that, she was like, this to stretch. I know. Hang on. As Kate was saying that, she was like, this sounds weird. Crazy Russian broke your pelvis. Yeah. Oh, Kate.

Okay. Oh, look at this. We've got a call from Logan Dodds. Kia ora, Logan. What? They're Logan Dodds? Hey! Is this Logan Dodds from Instagram?

G'day, mate. G'day, mate. How are you? Oh, mate. I've got a hell of a yarn for ya. I've seen this on your Instagram actually. I know what your exercise injury is, but you tell it. I've seen the video of this.

Yeah, so recently I've been learning a couple of new tricks. And I thought I'd film them, try and be, you know, show it off a little bit. So I was essentially doing a push up, Superman, which you go off all fours, and you put all your limbs in the air. And I sort of pushed doing a push-up, Superman, which you go off all fours and you put all your limbs in the air. And I sort of pushed it a bit too hard, come down, smashed my chin right into the tennis court. A couple of stitches later. Oh, I just watched it. Oh, no.

Now, I want you to imagine, I want to describe this a little better. You've got to imagine someone doing like power ropes, that sort of thing. And then every like five ropes or something, they go down, and then they jump. You're getting a metre off the ground, and then you've smashed your chin into the ground. Yeah, I got a bit overconfident and came off second best. How's the chin?

Have you got stitches in your face? Yeah, I had to go to A&E and get a bit of glue. Glued it all up. It was a go-do-it-go plan. That's weird. I did the exact same thing at my sister's wedding, but I was doing the worm. Be honest with us. Be honest with us, Logan. Were you doing that

exercise for the exercise rewards or were you doing it for Instagram? Doing it for the gram. Mate, 100% for the gram. At least he's bloody honest. Now Bree, I know you're no employment lawyer, but I think you know what's fair when it comes to work, right?

I hope so. I've got a story of a man from Papakura, Auckland, who has lost his job. He's lost his job, and I want you to decide. Did he flash someone at a Christmas party? No, he didn't do that. In fact, he did nothing wrong at work to lose

his job. Right. Rohit Aurora has been fired from KFC Papakura. Now, I want to, there are mitigating circumstances. Oh no. He didn't turn up to work for three days in a row. Yes. Which, yes, normally

is reason to let someone go. Like three days is a row. Yes. Which, yes, normally is reason to let someone go. Like three days is quite a long time. Pretty bad. If you haven't called in and said, I'm sick or... Not great. Or I just don't feel like coming. Technically three strikes. Three strikes.

And Rohit was out. However, Rohit couldn't call in to KFC to say that he couldn't make it into work. Why? So he's arguing that it's not his fault. Why? Well, it doesn't matter why. It doesn't matter why.

No, it does matter why. No, it doesn't matter why. No, no. He wasn't able to use the phone to call KFC Papakuna. He was in jail, wasn't he? Well, he may have been in prison. Why wouldn't he use his one phone call? Well, if I had one phone call, I'd probably call my wife to say, hey, I'm in prison.

Or my mum. or probably my lawyer. I'd call my lawyer. Do you get one phone call a day? I don't know what you get. He was in prison from the 11th of September, and he was released on the 28th of January the following year. Oh, my God. What did he do?

And when he got out, wow, I don't know if we should go into what Rohit did. What did Rohit do? No, seriously, I't know if we should go into what Rohit did. What did Rohit do? No, seriously, I don't think we should go into what Rohit did. But this is Rohit's argument. He couldn't call his work, and his work should have found him. That's what he's arguing.

That his work should have contacted him and said, why aren't you at KFC Papakura? Come on, Rohit. And at which point, he would have? Come on, Rohit. Rohit. Come on. And at which point he would have had the opportunity to say,

sorry, guys, I need to use some of my leave days because I'm in prison. And they're like, oh, that's sweet. You get at least eight prison days off per year. That's what we get here at ZM. And you're in there this year and next year, so you can use both of them. Use them all up and then we'll see where we're at. Now that you have all the facts, and again, I know you're not an employment lawyer,

we stated that at the start, do you believe Rohit has a case? Oh, massively. Really? I mean, it's a clear-cut case to me. Yeah. I thought he didn't have a drumstick to stand on, but... Mate.

I'm sorry for that whole break. Now I need a two-piece.