ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 6th 2018

Episode Date: December 6, 2018

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ZM! like Forrest Gump when he goes on the long run. With the beard and the... This is a very visual thing I'm doing right now, but be happy for me that I just saw a guy who looks just like... He looks just like Forrest Gump. We also need to give the people the update on the two

that we caught canoodling. Did we talk about that on the show? We did. We talked about it right here. So we... The other week, we saw two people who... We couldn't figure out

if they were on a first date or if it was like a Tinder meetup or something like that. Or if it was a secret affair meetup. It was like an awkwardly long hug and then some face-to-face talking for a bit and then some intense like face-eating passion going on. Yeah, like a full-on pash. They came back yesterday. Yep.

They met again. In the same spot. In the same spot. It was a long hug. Is this window here, because the window of our studio that looks out onto the courtyard. I love this. You think that they can't see us. Is it like a tent?

Is it a two-way mirror thing? No. Is it like? No. Because if it is, the reason I say that if it is, we don't have to wear clothes in here. If they can't see in, but we can see out, we don't have to wear clothes. I think workplace health and safety, we have to wear clothes. Oh, it's safe.

All right, you go first. Hey, today on the show at 4.30, your last chance to get a spot on the Slingshot Summer Shout. Tomorrow afternoon, we'll be down at Victoria Park in Auckland firing a six-foot slingshot at things like Weber barbecues, Fitbits, Chromebooks, tablets, all kinds of things. If you want us to shoot for you, call us at 4.30 this afternoon. Up next, where do you want children banned from?

I'm just going to put it out there. Yeah. Around Christmas time, I mean, Christmas holidays gets hard. And we'll take calls from parents. We'll take calls from people without kids. The reason is there are places in New Zealand who are beginning to ban children and it's legal and it's working and it's a boom for business it turns out.

It's great for business. We'll figure where we're shutting those sticky little angels. Okay. Out of next. Brie and Clint. Here's Bruno Mars ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Hey, one of the best advertising campaigns I've seen in New Zealand

in a long time. A guy that owns a restaurant in Nelson has banned kids from the age 12 and downwards from his cafe restaurant. 12-year-old's not a kid. Well, apparently that's where the cutoff is. It's ballsy because you'll have some very up-in-arms people who, you know, they want to go to nice restaurants too. So if you live in Nelson, you'll probably know the restaurant, Abbey Road Burgers Bar and Cafe.

Fabian is the owner and he said there's a number of reasons. We actually called Fabian. Yeah, we did. Earlier this afternoon. Spoke to him about his reasons. Spoke to him. He seemed like a nice guy. Said he's got kids of his own.

He likes kids. He said basically he's just sick of people who can't control their own kids. And he would go up to people in the cafe and say, hey, can you maybe keep your kids quiet? Can you get your kid on a leash? You know, because they're upsetting my other customers and then the customer would go off at him. So he goes, right, that's it, no kids quiet. Can you get your kid on a leash? You know, because they're upsetting my other customers and then the customer would go off at him. So he goes, right, that's it, no kids then.

How do you enforce it? Like, is he doing an ID check on the door as they come in? Because kids don't even have ID. How do you prove that you're over 12? And in Nelson, if you're 11 in Nelson, do you go to this Abbey Road burger place on your 12th birthday? It's like going clubbing. Oh, I can't believe we can finally get in.

I can't wait to try those burgers. Yeah. It'll be awesome. They've got a bouncer on the front. Kind of genius too, though, because some people hate kids. Well, you know. Some people hate kids. Some people choose not to have kids.

Yeah. I mean, no one on this show has kids, so we can't really comment that much. No, but I know people who don't like other people's kids. Right, and they only like their own kids. Yes. Because that's common these days too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, I've got mine.

I have to like this one. And I do. I have to like this one. No, by coincidence, I do. It's a fortunate coincidence. But other people's kids, get them away from me. You know what's really interesting is Fabian also said, so banned completely, kids 0 to 12.

12 to 18, they have to be with a parent if they want to get in. Who's the 17-year-old who's taking their parents to the burger bar as well? He just doesn't like anybody under 18. Well, he doesn't want them there. He said they damage stuff, you know. Where else should kids be banned from? Planes.

Well, you know. Except under extreme circumstances. One of my mates said to me one time. Kids hate planes. That's not a mean thing. Kids hate, from what I know, from every kid I've ever encountered on a plane, none of them have a good time. They're like the first five minutes, like the takeoff bit and the beginning of their movie, and then they're sick of it.

One of my friends said to me they should have a section on the plane right down the back. Yeah. And that's where they put all the babies. Or mums and bubs flights, like they do with the movies. You know I went to it. They do one during the day and it's all mums and bubs. Did you know?

And dads and bubs. I didn't know about that. I didn't even know that the movies did that. When I worked in Breakfast Radio, I thought, oh, I might go catch a 10.30 movie. Rocked up and I went, why are the lights not turning off? Do they leave the lights on for those ones? Yeah, so people can breastfeed and all the rest of it. Oh, don't you want the lights off for that?

Well, maybe. I mean, everyone's a mum in there, mate. Yeah, true. So it's fine. So they should be banned from the movies. You're going to ban kids from the movies? Yeah, ban them. Okay.

Where else? Nightclubs. I'm so sick of waiting behind kids to get a drink and they're ordering, you know, raspberry Coke. My mum's a teacher. You know where she wants kids banned? Schools. Schools.

I agree. She says it's the most annoying part of her job. Yep. Ban them from the schools. Ban kids from schools. Cut them out. Playgrounds? Last time I went on a playground, overrun with bloody kids.

And I mean, they can't use the monkey bars anyway. They all get hurt. They're all going down the slide. I didn't even get a chance to go on the slide. I want to go on the slide. Yeah, all the judgmental parents there too. Get rid of them. Pools.

Local swimming pool. Ban them. Do you want to actually ask this question? Come on. Oandred dials ZM. Where should we ban kids from? Church. Nah, they can go to church. That one's fine.

A cafe in Nelson has banned children from the age of 12. Abbey Road burgers and the owner says he's fed up with it. He's over it. They're making noise. No kids. If you're under 12, you're not coming in.

We called him today. He said business is booming. The talk of the town. He's been called by every media outlet. It's now being reported in Australia as well. Yep. It's made the news over there too. So for him, he's done the right thing.

Well, I mean, if you think about it, every cafe kids are allowed. If you make your cafe where there's no kids allowed, it makes your cafe different. There's another tactic that cafes use too and that's they just make the cafe so like hard, like un-kid friendly that you just don't take them. Yeah because

you don't put anything on the menu. Yeah and there's no chicken tenders on the menu. Yeah, no chicken nuggies. So we're asking, where else do we need to ban kids from? Kate, hi. Hi. Where should we ban kids from, Kate? Libraries.

Absolutely, libraries. Why? They're too loud. They run around. They don't listen to their parents, and parents sometimes don't have control of their kids. So yeah, libraries. Aren't libraries, like, mainly made for kids?

I don't think so, but... Aren't they mainly made for 1996? Do you work in a library, Kate? Yes. Oh, well, no wonder. Yeah, you'd be there all the time. Well, no, you've got the authority to do it. Chuck up a sign, Kate.

Kate, how's business at the library? Is it booming? Yeah, unfortunately, for children anyway. Yeah, good point. That's where parents just put the kids, and it's like a babysitter. Sophia, welcome to the show. Welcome.

Oh, hello. Sophia, where should we ban kids from? Oh, well, I actually agree with you that they should pretty much be banned from anywhere. I have my own. I have a three-year-old, Sarah, and we very rarely go out because of her. I have an idea. In terms of restaurants, when we do really go out, we go really, really early, like as soon as the restaurant opens, so at five. So if restaurants put a time slot that children were allowed to go, that might

work. Don't mind that idea. The kiddie window. Yes. So that way they don't annoy all the other rich people trying to enjoy their meals. See, I'm glad you as a parent are saying this. I love you, Sophia.

That's so funny. She's like, and even I want them banned. I love this on the text machine. Someone's texted in. They said, we're asking where should you ban kids from? And they said the mall and grocery store. I just like taking both of mine to those places. See, we're getting a lot of messages from parents.

Yeah, because parents, they get it. They didn't have kids once. If they get banned from those places, then you don't have to be the bad cop. You get some peace and quiet. You can say to them, oh, sorry, kid. I mean, you don't call your kid kid, do you? Imagine Clint has his first kid.

So what's his name? Kid. No, we know you had a kid, but what's the kid's name? That's what you named the first one. Kid two. Jordan, last one. Where do we need to ban kids from? Trampoline places and bouncy castle places. All you do is try to look out for kids

and you just want to jump around and have fun. Yeah, kids, stop taking up all the fun. I'm with you. If we could get them out of Rainbow's End, if we could get all the kids out of Lollipop's Playland, all that sort of... That's right. Yeah, perfect. And those finger painting areas that they have at Bunnings? Always full of kids. Oh, and also the McDonald's playground.

Yeah, perfect. Thanks, Jordan. Thanks, Jordan. Thanks, Jordan. This is very cool. Tomorrow we'll be down at Auckland's Victoria Park shooting a big six-foot slingshot. You're going to shoot, is it fruit? I'm going to shoot fruit, and the people who have won a spot this week with the tongue twister, they're going to get to pick what fruit,

and they're also going to get to kind of control me as to where I move and what I'm shooting at. We're shooting for like Weber Barbecues, Fitbit and a whole year of Slingshot internet. Slingshot is setting you up this summer with Weber Barbecues, Fitbits, tablets when you join on selected plans. All you've got to do is get through this little game.

You've got to do the Slingshot Summer Shout Tongue Twister with us. Let's make the producers give the example. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's right. So you go word for word, slingshot, summer, shout, without looking at each other. Ben and Ellie, I'm going to give you guys your five-second timer, and that starts right now.

Sling. Shot. Summer. Shout. Oh. See you guys. There it goes. Sling, shout, tongue twister.

They were sitting right next to each other. They're on the same side. But we weren't looking. We weren't looking at each other. We. Oh. See you guys. There it goes. There it goes. Shout. They were sitting right next to each other too. They're on the same side. But we weren't looking. We weren't looking at each other. We weren't. Well, congratulations. You guys are on the same monthly cycle now too, right? Hi, Fiona.

Hey. You understand how it works, yeah? Yes. We're going to partner you up with Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Kat. Hi. How are you going?

Good, thank you. Five seconds to get it out. One word each. You can't talk to each other first. Don't worry about what you can hear. Just as soon as I say go, that's when your five seconds start. Here we go. Three, two, one, go.

Sling. Sling. Oh, no. No. We got double slings, guys. Sorry about that. All good. Sorry, guys. Bummer. That's all right. We're going to go to the next two people. Let's try Megan slings, guys. Sorry about that. All good. Sorry, guys.

Bummer. That's all right. We're going to go to the next two people. Let's try Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi. That's the risk, okay? You don't want to say sling at the same time as...

Sianay. Hi. Here you go, guys. All right, guys. You know how it works? Five seconds. All right. So if you both say sling, you're out.

Five seconds to do it. Clint will tell you when to go.ing, you're out. Five seconds to do it. Clint will tell you when to go. Three, two, one, let's go. Shot. Summer. Shout. They've got it. I'll take that.

Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout. Nice work, ladies. You're up for speed. We'll be firing that slingshot for both of you guys tomorrow, okay? Awesome. Cool, awesome. The good news is you're guaranteed a prize. Nobody leaves with nothing.

So you've just won a Christmas present regardless of what it is. Oh, thank you, ZDM. And if you're listening right now and you're disappointed because you didn't win a spot, guess what? There's still one spot left. Wild card entry will go live at ZDM Online Facebook this evening. We'll pick one person off there as well. So if you want to get in for tomorrow when we fire this massive slingshot, you can get in, yeah, at the ZM Facebook page.

The slingshot summer shout is hard to say but easy to get. You can sign up today at slingshot.co.nz. Bree and Clint on ZM. There is a new product on the market, mainly for parents but for everyone, I think. And I think it's one of the greatest products to be invented in this decade. I think it's one of the greatest products to be invented in this decade. I think it's pretty disgusting.

Mate, you need to get on board this. Where are you at? If it is what I think it is, then I think it's pretty disgusting. We've got Ross Boss in because he's actually got a child. He's old enough. Well, I mean, sorry you guys, but it's choices.

We wanted to run this. It's choices. His blood up. Harvey was an expert. No, he wasn't. No, he's not but it's choices. We wanted to run this. It's choices. His blood up. Harvey was an expert. No, he wasn't. No, he's not listening. He was. Was he?

Oh, yeah. Was he? Ross didn't one day go, you know what? It's time to step up to fatherhood. People do that, you know? And now that I think about it, I don't picture Ross Boss ever doing that. We went to Mexico and sexy Mexican cocktails. Anyway, this isn't about me.

Two buckets of Coronas later. Is that why Harvey loves Corona? Yeah, yeah. Drinks a lot for a two-year-old. I'm going to tell you the name of this product and then we'll tell you exactly what it is. But the name of it sells itself. The product is called...

You can say it. The product is called... I'm trying to say it. Do you want me to do a beep for called... I'm trying to say it. Do you want me to do a beep for you? I'm trying to say it. I'm trying to... No, don't do a beep. Okay.

The product is called the Shittin' Mitten. Oh, I should have done a beep. That's okay. That's fine. Essentially, the product is... You know when you're changing a nappy and you get out the wet wipes? Oh, okay.

It's like a mitt and you just scoop, wipe and scoop and... Exactly. So it's, okay. It's like a mitten. You just scoop, wipe and scoop. Exactly. So it's a wet wipe that's actually a mitten. The shit and mitten. That's what it's called. I feel like there's an excess of mitten. It doesn't need to be that much.

I've never changed a nappy before. Have you? Yes, I have actually. So you can see where this would be useful. I think it's brilliant. Let's focus on this product on its intended purpose first of all, which is parents changing nappies. Do you think that maybe the shouldn't mitten could be useful for you?

Is it thick? Sturdy. It's wet wipe thickness, isn't it? I think so. You're never going to get it. I just feel like one side you're wasting. So you'd use the front of your hand and... Backhand the kid.

Yeah, and then do you reverse with the... You can backhand it. With your knuckles to scrape out the last bit? I don't know. So you as a parent, you're on the fence. Now we come back to you, Bree, because you said this isn't just for parents. Please enlighten us.

Where in your life are you experiencing a need for a shit and mitten? Clint, sometimes there are circumstances in one's life where you go to the bathroom. And you wish you had a whole hand coverage. Sometimes I wish I could have a shower after. It's like there's a sharpie

down there, right? And it just keeps on wiping. You know... I went to Bree's house once. She'd taken the grate out of the plug in her shower and now I understand why. What the hell? Is that... What are you doing to me? What are you doing in her shower?

That is not a true story, can I say? Shit and mitten, available nowhere. Sometimes I like to feel the freshness. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, mate. This is where we get your birthdays

and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. And we play one of those in full. Yesterday, we played Anastasia, I'm Outta Love and Brie almost weed Weed, with excitement. Can I also say thanks again to producer Ellie? I appreciate you. For giving me the vote you needed.

Yes. I knew you were always going to get it. You tried to derail me. No, I wanted to up the tension. I wanted to take us to point break. Stop messing with my life. Hi, Charlotte. Welcome to Birthday Banger.

Hello, Char. Hi. What's your birthday? The 8th of January, 1978. Hi, Charlotte. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello, Char. Hi. What's your birthday? The 8th of January, 1978. Okay, Charlotte. You were 16 in 1994 on the 8th of January. And on that day, this was number one. The diva herself, Mariah Carey.

Yeah, it's not bad. It's good, right? Pretty good. Yeah. Only way it could have been better is if it was something off her Christmas album, you know? But this is very, very, very good. This is like, you know, pinnacle Mariah Carey. It's going to be hard to beat, but let's see what Sophia's got.

Hi, Sophia. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good. What's your Hi, Sophia. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday, Sophia?

The 19th of July, 1985. Okay, Sophia, you were 16 in 2001 on the 19th of July, and this is your birthday banger. Get your, get your, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your, get your, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who have we got? We got Pink. We got Eve. We got Christina. No, no, no, no, no? We got Pink We got Eve

We got Christina No, no, no, no, no She got the whole work there Yeah No, Eve wasn't in it Well, let's pretend she was Little Kim Oh, Little Kim was in there

Little Kim Pink, Christina Aguilera and Maya All my soul sisters Yeah, you've got to rip us, Sophia Yeah, that's very good Very good She loves it Cool, okay, wait there.

Hi, Barney. Hello, Barney. How's it going, guys? Good, Barney. What's happening, Barney? Oh, you know, finished work. That's me. End of day.

Good man. Let's see if we can get a ripping song for you, Barney. What's your birthday? 26 of April, 1979. Okay, Barney, you were 16 in 1995 on the 26th of April, and this was top of the Chart. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Yee-haw! Woo-hoo! Where did he come from? Barney! I assume you're pretty happy about your birthday banger then, yeah? Oh, mate, no. I never thought something could come in and swoop out Lady Marmalade. And Mariah Carey.

And Mariah Carey. Are we giving it to Barney purely on energy? Barney, should we have a hoedown? Hodown, let's go. Get it in you, New Zealand. Woo-hoo. I love Barney ZM Bree and Clint That's a birthday banger for Barney

How much of a legend was Barney? Cod and I joke Couple of text highlights Yesterday we talked about songs on your adult playlist. Someone goes, that's on my adult playlist. What about the other text? I have my radio cranked and I'm rodeo lassoing the air. However, I do stand by the fact that if we'd gone with this,

you would have also had yourself a very good birthday banger in Mariah Carey's Hero. I mean, it's a great track. It's an emotive banger. I feel like I would have picked Lady Marmalade over that, though. Oh, this has got a lift in it, though. Remember the junk? Yeah.

She can't sing this anymore. Why not? Her vocal cords are damaged. Oh, that's sad. Same with All I Want for Christmas. Nah, she can do All I Want for Christmas. Nah, she can't hit the notes in it anymore. Would you pay to see her lip sync it still?

Oh, probably. I'd pay to see her do a few things. Okay, I don't like this. Ellie's here in the studio. Why is producer Ellie in here? Because it's time to do a little bit of an investigation into something. Because something happened on the show yesterday. Something was said which gave me the heck.

Now we're flexed. We'd just done Girl Problems and we got on to talking about the chair that you put your dirty washing on. Everyone has that chair where you wear something once, it's too dirty to go back into the drawer, but it's not dirty enough to go into the laundry yet. So it goes on the chair. Yeah.

Then somehow we got on to talking about how often you girls wash a certain pair of underwear. And you both said this, okay? This happened on the show yesterday. Producer Ellie, can you relate to this? How often do you wash a bra? Oh, I probably go through two bras a week. Oh, wait, what do you do?

Oh, God. This bra that I'm wearing right now, I reckon it's a month. You're disgusting. A month. A month. Why do I do this to myself? Now, I'm not a lady, okay? I'm not a lady. I? I'm not a lady.

I don't have to wear a bra. But I feel that a month is quite a long time to have gone without having washed your bra. Yeah, look. Ellie. That's in winter. Wait, why different for each season? Because boobs get sweaty.

That's true. That's true. Like I said, I'm not a girl. Ellie, you are a girl. I am. I did see your face when she said a month. Yeah. You're changing yours twice a week, which I feel is quite frequently. Yeah. How do you feel about a month? I won't wear this bra every day

though. Oh. So you alternate them? I'll alternate them. But this bra in particular hasn't, I wore the same bra today that I wore yesterday, hasn't been washed for about a month. That's why it's time for Clint Investigates. I don't like that it's you investigating and it involves my bra.

I don't like that. Well, put it this way. Like I said, I don't really know the ins and outs of it. All I know is that it seems a bit long. It seems like chuck it in the wash. If it's in the rotation, I think it's fine. Let's see how fine it is. 0800 dial ZM.

How long will you go without washing a bra? Is it twice a week like producer Ellie does? Is it up to a month like Brie does? To do the math on it, I'd probably wear this bra maybe twice, three times a week. What are you going to say, a month? So, I mean, maximum 12 wears. 12 wears, right.

Are you telling me that that one you wore yesterday that you hadn't washed for a month, you were going to wash it that evening? No, like maximum 12 wears in a month. Oh, $800 at M. How long will you go? Oh no, look at the phones. Yeah, they're lighting up. Oh no. There they go. How long will you go? Oh no, look at the phones. Yeah, they're lighting up. Oh no. There they go. How long will you go without washing a bra? I know I'm a mess. I don't know if

you are. I don't know if you are. Let's just, it's got to go before a jury of your peers first, Bree. Don't just take my word for it. I don't think it's that bad. We'll let the nation decide. 0800 dial ZM. How about that with that. You can text as well. How many wears is okay? Welcome to A Clint Investigates. Why would you out me? The defendant,

Brie Thomasel, has stated in front of a jury of her peers. This bra that I'm wearing right now, I reckon it's a month. You're disgusting. A month since the last time her material boobie holder was washed.

I'm okay with that. And you, you weren't going for some kind of record. We just exposed some dirty truth about your life, yeah? Because let me tell you

about a woman's life. Sometimes you have a favourite bra and sometimes it looks the best with the outfit that you're wearing and you need to wear it a bunch of times. Why don't you buy two of them and do like a rotation? Because they don't make

this one anymore. Okay. I hear you and like I said, I'm not judge, jury and executioner. All I am doing is presenting the case to New Zealand and the question is we're not going for how long, how many wears? How many wears? How many wears? I'm going to say eight to ten.

Excuse me. Don't change your number whilst on trial. You cannot change your testimony at this. You said twelve. No, I said that was the max in a month. Let's find out from Andrea. Andrea, how many wears are you giving your bras? I would say my general rule, if it doesn't smell or it's not dirty, don't bother washing it.

I like that. The smell test. The sniff test. The smell. I would say Martha Stewart would need to calm the heck down. And by Martha Stewart, I mean Clint. I love it. Okay.

She doesn't even have a number. She's just got a sniff. Calm your farm, Martha. Nicole, welcome to the court. How many wears are we putting into our bras before they go back into the wash cycle? Okay, I'm so in for the about a month. About a month.

Yes, girl. Okay, yeah. They're so close. The bra thing, though, is so close to your armpits. Yeah, but we don't smell like you. I know, but you've got deodorant on and, you know, you're clean. Your boobs don't smell like an. I know, but you've got deodorant on and, you know, you're clean. Your boobs don't smell like an arse. Like a...

But you wash your T-shirts, right? Like, you'll wash your T-shirts more than that. I'll wash my T-shirts after every wear, Nellie. But why? Your bra's closer to your skin than a T-shirt is. Yeah, but... I'm not too sure about the right fit. You know, it feels nice.

It looks nice. See, Nicole gets it. Nicole's defence is... She gets it. Your boobs do not smell like an ass, and it has been submitted. It may look similar in some areas, but it does not smell like a bum. The cleavage bit can look like the top of the... Hello, Marla.

Welcome to the court. Maya. Oh, Maya. Hi, Maya. Hi. How many times are you wearing your bra, Maya, before you wash it? I'm wearing it, so like, I probably wear my bra that I can't even keep track

of how often I change it. It's that bad, but it's not bad. When do you think the last time, the one you're wearing right now, when do you think the last time it went into the wash? Oh, that's a fresh one, but the one before, I probably wore it for a good two to three months. Yes, girl. You do, you. I'm not dirty, I swear.

How many do you own, Maya? How many bras have you got? Oh, I've got like 20 to 30 bras, but I just wear my three faves, you know? That's like me too. Girls get it. You know what this is for me? This is a fascinating glimpse into how you guys... It's hard to get a really comfy bra.

Because to us, you're all like candy floss and sunshine, when in actual fact, you've got these bras that have never seen the inside of a washing machine. I mean, I wouldn't like to swab the bra. Let's go to one more. Let's go to Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hello.

That sounds like a guilty person that's just entered the courtroom. How many times, Ellie, are you wearing your bra until you wash it? To be honest, I'm probably the worst person in New Zealand and it's every two to three years and then I get a new bra. What? You don't wash them at all? You just wear them for two to three years and then you buy a new one? Yeah, most of my bras have no stains, so we're all good, but I've never actually thought about it, to be honest.

Ellie! Ellie! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't apologise. We're not trying to shame you. It's like she's on the stand for murder. Yeah, we're not trying to shame you.

We're just looking to find the truth. In my defence, every time I go to the gym, I'll go wash that bra. Oh, you have to. Oh, yeah, surely. That's totally different. The sports bra is a different realm. Yeah, Breeza, I'm washing those at least every three weeks. That's when my boobs do smell like an ass.

Okay, Ellie. Hey, we're going to find you something, okay? Wait there. Yeah, get her something. Hopefully it's like a new bra. Let's get her a bend-on outlet voucher or something. That'd be great. Yeah.

You're welcome, girl. You know what? She makes your month look like child's play. I, to be honest, was worried, but I feel so good about myself now. There you go. All right. Everyone's with me. That is another round of Clint Investigates.

I'd like to transport you now to Otago, Pride of the South. That's about all the bagpipes I can handle, to be honest. In particular, Baldwin Street, the steepest street in the world. I've heard about this street, and I've seen a lot of people who've gotten photos on the street. It's hectic. Like, if you've got a bit of a putty car, it's not going to make it all the way up there.

So you don't want a manual car driving up that street. But everybody wants to give it a go, too. That's the problem. One of the most famous things that's happened on Baldwin Street in Dunedin for a long, long time is the Jaffa race. Yeah. Where the Cadbury factory is down there and they'd get heaps of Jaffas and they'd pour them down.

First Jaffa down wins a prize. What a fun time. What an awesome competition that is not happening anymore. Because the Cadbury factory is closed down, there's no Jaffas. Well, there is, but it's too hard. You could still buy Jaffas. They'd be so expensive now. I reckon the Cadbury factory used to give them them for free. You reckon?

So there is a group who are trying to find out what they replace it with. They're like, well, let's still have something. And a lady called Jasmine Weston next week actually is holding a meeting, a town meeting to go, what should we roll down the hill instead? If we can't use Jaffas,

what should we roll down there? Children. Well we can't use Jaffas, what should we roll down there? Children. Well, no. No. It'd be fun. No. Give them a push. It's the steepest street.

Put them in a billy cart and see what happens. Again, it's the steepest street. It needs to be like small items because they come crashing down towards the bottom. Right. So I thought we could do some thought starters for them. Okay. What about belly button piercings? Because no one's wearing their belly button piercing anymore.

Yeah. And you know how they've got those little balls on the end? The ball bearings. Screw off the little ball bearings. Yeah, but they'd get lost. Yeah. They're too small. Yeah, well, that adds an element of, no, you're not into that?

No. Okay. What about coins? No one likes coins. Anything less than a dollar, do you really, what a pain in the ass. I love coins. Do you like, what about a 10 cent a pain in the ass. I love coins. Do you like? What about a 10 cent coin?

Yeah, I love a 10 cent. No, there's nothing more useless these days than a 10 cent coin. There's heaps of stuff you can do with a 10 cent. What can you buy with 10 cents? You know why I love coins? Why? Because I love vending machines. Yeah, well, get dollar coins.

Nothing in the vending machines less than a dollar. Roll the silver coins down there. That's true. It'd be like an avalanche of cash. Well, hell yeah, I'd sit at the bottom and just collect them all. What about iPhones, but iPhones in those life-proof cases?

You know how when you meet someone who's got a life-proof case and they're like, fantastic, I'm never going to smash my screen again. But the phone is the size of like a phone book. Can't fit anywhere. It's got that horrible plastic wavy looking cover on the front of it, which is so cloudy and you can't even see anything inside it anymore. I had a friend called Vito.

Yeah, his name was Vito. And he had one of those cases and he was pretty lit. And he was like, let's just do that. This is what I'm talking about. People who have the case love doing this. No joke. He has pegged this phone so high into the air, you couldn't even see where it went.

Next minute, comes down, hits the concrete, smashes into a million pieces. No way. Yeah. Well, what am I really surprised about? He threw it in the air. But it could survive Baldwin Street. This brainstorm is working, by the way.

Alicia's already called through. Alicia? Alicia. Alicia. Alicia. What should we replace? Who's called Alicia? Yeah, I was wondering that.

There was someone on The Bachelor called Alicia, wasn't there? Alicia's like, what the hell? Okay. Yeah. Okay, Alicia. What's your suggestion, Alicia? I reckon you should roll Kiwi Fruit down because then it's still keeping the whole New Zealand thing going.

I love it. I like it. I really, really like it. That's a good idea. Possibly quite expensive. You've got to get them all the way from Te Puke to the South Island, but it's good.

I like it. Okay, these are coming in thick and fast. Brodie, what should we roll down Baldwin Street instead of Jaffa's? Rubber band balls. Rubber band balls. Oh, I like it. They're bouncy.

They would ping off the street and smash through people's front windows, but... What about kumaras? Kumara. Kumara. Why would you... Yeah, you could.

You could. You roll it. They're not very round, but... Yeah, but you don't roll it. Like, you roll it on the side. What about fidget spinners? Remember how everybody... Does anyone have one of those anymore?

Well, I reckon there's people who went fidget spinners. They're going to be popular forever. And they ordered like 10,000 fidget spinners from China off AliExpress. And then next week, no one wanted a fidget spinner anymore. Just tip all your old fidget spinners down Baldwin Street. I like it. Beads. Beads?

Yeah, you know the type of beads. The ones that are tied together? No, the ones for your wrist, you dirty. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?

That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Our movie guessing game where Brie takes on the people at guessing plots. Okay, you have a very formidable record so far. You know, I feel like I've had a good year. Producer Ben, can we get a score update? Is it 18 games to Brie or is it 17 and three now? It's 18.

18 games? To four. To four. To four? Yeah. Yeah. Hamish beat you yesterday. Okay, so Hamish has beaten me.

Yeah. I've lost one to the people. Yeah. You lost to Robinson. That's three. And you must have lost another one to people too. No. Mate, you did three.

I'm pretty sure it's 17-3. Did you miss the bit where you were on 18? Yeah, but I don't like the losers. Okay. Let's see how you go today against Geordie. Hi, Geordie. Hello. Hello, Jordan.

Welcome to the show. You know the rules, okay? I actually know Geordie. How do you know Geordie? Jordan did our makeup in Christchurch before Cup and Show. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Well, you know her first.

We meet again, Jordan. Actually, do you go. Yeah. Well, you know who first. We meet again, Jordan. Excellent. You know, I've played this with you once before. Yes, I remember you telling me. You lost. Okay. Jordan, your buzzer is your name, okay? Yell it out.

Don't wait for me to finish if you know what it is. First movie. When his young children are abducted by his old nemesis, middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning, returns to his magical origins. Peter must revisit a foggy past in which he abandoned Neverland for family. Jordan. Jordan.

Damn it. Peter Pan. Peter Pan is incorrect. Bree, free guess. So it's obviously a rematch. Oh, hook. Hook is correct. You almost had it, Geordie.

I'm so sorry. Call back again, Jordan. Oh, I will. Let's go on and see if Mike can pull this back. Hi, Mike. Hello. This is clutch moment, mate, okay? Come on, Mike.

Bring your best. If Bree takes this point, she's game over, okay? You're our man. You're the man for the hour, okay? I'm going to read it out. You yell out Mike as soon as you know what it is. Here we go. Nice short name.

Yeah, it's easy. Straight in there. Okay, Mike, settle down. Mike Bree. It's a very level playing field. Movie number two. A man who delights in all things wicked hatches a plan to steal the moon. Surrounded by an army of tiny...

Mike. Mike. Despicable Me. Despicable Me is correct. Well played, Mike. Well played. You little ripper, Mike. Well done, mate.

Thank you. Okay, that means it all rests... I hate this....on Marina. Hi, mate. Thank you. Okay, that means it all rests on Marina. Hi, Marina. Hi. Are you the person to snatch a victory for the people this afternoon? Hopefully. I think you are.

When I lose to the people, they're the ones that hurt the most. I wish I'd saved Despicable Me for Marina, to be honest, but that's okay. She may be the movie buff we need. Stop trying to cater to the people. This should be a fair playing field. It should be. Movie number three. Here we go, guys.

Marina, yell out your name as soon as you know what it is. Okay. Erin. Brie. Yes. Erin Brockovich. Erin. Yes!

Oh, my God. It could be the fastest win she's ever had. Play the celebration. Oh, Julia Roberts, you beautiful woman. Do you want to do a little victory speech? I'd like to thank no one, myself. I'd like to thank myself. Thanks for playing, Marina.

Thanks, Marina. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. Brie and Clint on Zit Im. I need to bring you a story, a dilemma that's happening in my life at the moment. You know how I'm flatting? And I love my flatmates. I live with really good flatmates, which sometimes hard to come by. I've lived with some nightmares too, like some shockers.

Since you've been here? No, not since I've been here. nightmares too Like some shockers But Since you've been here? No, not since I've been here Oh, she's good No flatmates that live in New Zealand That could potentially be listening to this show No, they've all been great We're in a flatmate standoff

Have you been in this situation before? A flatmate standoff? I have What are you standing off on? So currently we have a dishwasher. We're lucky enough to have a dishwasher in our flat, which we use a lot. Like no one in our flat is washing dishes.

It's 2019 or 2018. I think you need to say how blessed you are to have a dishwasher, by the way. We are blessed, mate, because I've lived. My last place I lived in had no dishwasher. You're flatting though. Just don't move into somewhere that doesn't have a dishwasher. Hashtag blessed.

You get to choose. When my current two flatmates moved in, I had already purchased stuff for the dishwasher, powder for the dishwasher. Yeah. That ran out. Powder or a finished Powerball? No, powder.

We use powder. Yeah, I prefer a powder too. So that ran out. I then went and purchased another dishwashing powder. Oh, powder. We use powder. Yeah, I prefer a powder too. So that ran out. I then went and purchased another dishwashing powder. Oh, good. For the flat. Well, you're like the- The gatekeeper.

You're kind of the master of the flat, aren't you? Yeah, I pay the rent. I pay the electricity. You run the account. You're on the lease. Yeah, I do a lot. The landlord has your phone number. Yes.

Yeah. The dishwashing powder has now run out again. Mm-hmm again they do that and for the last four days there is a flatmate standoff there's dishes piling up in the sink there's dishes in the dishwasher it stinks

like it reeks but no one is taking it upon themselves to buy dishwashing powder for the flat why don't your grubby ass flatmates just do the dishes by hand? You've got a sink. I don't know if we've got liquid. You'd have to have liquid.

How do you clean your pots? True. We must have liquid. You've got liquid. Okay. That's okay. Forget that bit. Forget that.

You need some help when you've come to the right guy as to what to do to break the standoff. Yes. Because I know you, you don't want to back down. You don't want to be the one who caves and just buys the dishwashing powder because then the message hasn't got through and also you've lost. Yes.

Haven't you? I've already bought it twice. However, I think you need to send a message and the way to do that in a flat. Put their dishes in their bed. Passively, aggressively. Weirdly, that was my very first option. Did you?

So what is it? Clean your dishes. Yep. Take their dishes, put them on their beds. I can't do that, mate. Why not? I actually like my flatmates. It doesn't sound like you do.

It sounds like you guys are in a standoff. And what happens in a standoff? Someone must die. Or at least have their dishes put on their bed. You don't like that one? That's okay. Why don't you go and buy dishwashing liquid and invoice them for it, but put the price up.

Charge them for the dishwashing powder, but also put a delivery fee on it and an ongoing subscription fee. If they don't want to ever contribute to the ongoing maintenance of the flat, you do it, but don't do it for free. Don't do it for free. Do it like Uber Eats. They charge six bucks every time they deliver their meal. Charge them six bucks to deliver the dishwashing liquid. So you're saying put on a $6 delivery fee. This is the other thing. They're not doing it. And you live next door to a supermarket. No crap. You live next door

to a supermarket. Literally next door. My other option and I don't know how much you're going to like this one. This is one that I've done before in a dirty workplace when I was sick of being the one that cleaned up the dishes. Put the dishes in the bin. Because if there are no dishes to make dirty, then the problem is solved.

But they're my dishes. Oh, shit. Bree and Clint on ZM. So, I'm kind of on a treasure hunt at the moment, Clint. It's not a treasure hunt. It's, again, trying to piece back together the most simple details of your life. I mean, for some people it's simple. I forget stuff like this.

I've been to see a doctor once since moving here to New Zealand. Yeah. And I need another script and I need to see my doctor and I've forgotten who that is. And it's a thing here because you have to pay the first time you go see a doctor. So I need to go see the same guy. Surely you know who you went to the first time around. Surely you went, I need to see a doctor.

This one looks good. And you went there. Like I kind of remember where it was. Were you drunk when you went there? No. Where is it? It's in Ponsonby. In Auckland.

In Auckland. On Ponsonby Road. On Ponsonby Road. Yeah. How many doctors can there be? Well, there'll be a few, but you should know which one was yours. Yeah. I can't recognise it

Googling it, so. I've got the number for a doctor's surgery. If we were there right now, if we walked to it, could you recognise which one it was? Right.

I hope that I'd... The guy was older. Yeah. I don't remember his name. So we're going to call this number. Yeah. And what? Just hope that it's your doctor?

I'm going to ask if I'm a patient there. I need to book. I'm glad I'm using the radio to book my doctor's appointment. Can you ask if this is like a regular thing too? I'll ask. Ask if you're the first one to ever forget who their doctor was. Lansambe Medical Centre. Good afternoon.

How can I help? Hi there. I was wondering, I've forgotten who my doctor is and I was just calling around a few doctor surgeries to see if I was a patient there. So you're looking for a doctor, right? Yeah. No, well, I think I've been there before. Does this happen a lot of people forget if they've been to you guys or not? I can look you up.

That would be great. So can I get your date of birth? if they've been to you guys or not? I can look you up. That would be great. So can I get your date of birth? Yes, the 3rd of the 1st, 1989. 3rd of the 1st, 1989. And what's the name? Brianna. Is it Thomas?

Yes. I'm a patient there. Yes, you are. Who was my doctor? Dr. Dionne Martley Oh of course Yes I was wondering if he had any appointments for next week Okay

What day next week? Monday? Tuesday? Tuesday Tuesday is fine Tuesday In the morning preferably 10.45 would be okay.

Perfect. All good, Brianna. Thank you. Thanks so much. Okay, bye. What a success. And I've ticked off one of my life admins. God forbid anything serious ever happens to you.

Seriously. I want to reconnect a little bit with my own Bogan roots for a second here. I'm going to tell you a story. But this one's not actually from New Zealand. This one's from Australia. Oh, big surprise. It's from a place called Meningi. Oh, yep.

You know Meningi? Yep, Meningi. Near Adelaide. Yeah, mate. Just outside of Adelaide. Yep. Meningi. Similar to the town that I'm from.

Sounds like they have... It's country. Yeah. It's small. Yeah. It's Bogan. Minji. Similar to the town that I'm from. Sounds like they have... It's country. Yeah. It's small. Yeah. It's Bogan. Meninji. Meninji.

Sounds like they have similar hobbies to what mine were when I lived in Rotorua. And this is one that you can take into your relationship too if you're expecting a baby at the moment. The new trend in Meninji and in Bogan, Australia is gender reveal burnouts. How good's a burnout? Rather than cutting a cake open, you do a burnout, and whatever colour comes out of the tyres, that's what gender of baby you're having. Right. Have you ever done a burnout? Have I ever done a burnout? I'm from Rotorua.

Yeah, but have you really done a burnout? A friend of mine, when I was at high school, this is how we used to pass the time in Rotorua, he had a deal where he would go to the local tyre place and he'd give him two bald tyres a week that we could go and pop on the back of his Holden Commodore. I know, right? And that's how badly Rotorua needed a youth program

or a skate park or something for us to do. I thought you were going to say that was the Rotorua youth program. So this guy in Meninji has just made the news for doing his gender reveal burnout. Have a listen to this. Gender reveals are becoming increasingly popular with car burnouts, one of the many celebratory methods used.

Usually, though, they don't end like this. Police have warned of the danger of these stunts. Did you watch the video? Yeah, he set his whole Ford Falcon on fire. Police have warned of the danger of these stunts. Did you watch the video? Yeah, he set his whole Ford Falcon on fire. The burnout goes for like 10 minutes. Like it serves the guy right. It's not like he did a burnout for 10 seconds and it caught on fire.

Let's focus on the positive and negatives. Positive. He's having a baby girl. Yay! There was pink smoke. Negative. His car caught on fire. He needs a new car. Yeah.

Positive. He looked really cool doing it he looked wicked as man he looked sick negative the mother of the baby inhaled a lot of tyre smoke and the results of that

are not yet truly evident but anyway I'm talking to you Rotorua I'm talking to you Taranaki I'm talking to you

parts of Christchurch and Upper Hutt this is what you need to do if you're having a baby tell the missus oh Invers Invercargill Rotorua, I'm talking to you. Taranaki, I'm talking to you. Parts of Christchurch and Upper Hutt. This is what you need to do if you're having a baby. What about Invers? Oh, Invers. Inver Cargill. Tell the missus you need two fresh tyres so that you can show your friends exactly what kind of kid you're having.

Take us out. ACDC. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. About to tell you a story that might actually stop people from trying to use their phones on a plane. Who's trying to use their phone on a plane? I was on a flight the other day where the girl next to me, you know when they say cabin crew get the plane ready to land

or whatever they say? Yeah, yeah. And it's probably about 15 minutes. Cabin crew prepare the cabin for landing. For landing. That's it, yeah. Cabin crew, yeah, that. As you can see, the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt signs.

I saw her, because that's when you start descending. Yeah. This girl next to me takes off airplane mode, just starts using her phone. What, the minute the plane starts descending? Yep, and it was working. See, I would have thought that's the time you don't want to use it. Well, the plane's just cruising along at the top. Give it a go.

But when they're using all their tools to try and find the runway and stuff and dodge other planes as they're coming out of the sky, that's when you want to not be interfering with the pilot. Do you really think, though, that an airline would let everyone have their phones and if they turned it on, that it would actually affect the engine? No. No. No, I actually think that the reason they make you put your phone on flight mode

for those bits. To concentrate. To concentrate. Yes. Yeah. And so that if the plane is going down and they're like, you need to put on your mask, sir. You're not like, I just got to finish this tweet.

Yeah, exactly. Well, there's a story that's come out today and it's talking about this guy who was on an Irish airline and he's decided to use his phone he's taking it off airplane mode and he said it was working fine he was on the internet the wi-fi was going strong turns out his wi-fi had actually connected to the plane's antenna oh yeah and it started actually charging him on an international charge because he was out of where his carrier actually is.

Oh, he was on global roaming. He was using the plane's global roaming. Exactly. So he does this for the whole flight. A month later gets a bill for $500 because he's figured out he was using his phone on a plane without the plane's Wi-Fi. Did you even know that was possible? I didn't even know a phone could work.

But now that you've told people, there are some people who are so desperate to check the gram that they'll pay 500 bucks. If it cost me 500 bucks to get some Wi-Fi on this stupid flight, that means I don't have to watch another episode of the Big Bang Theory. Oh, well then, you know, I'd be using it too. Because I would sacrifice money to not watch that show. Right, okay. So that's the reason you think people are not going to use it.

Not because the plane crashed or something. No, but it'll cost them money. No, well, I think you just... What, you think more people are going to use it now? A little bit, yeah, yeah. Well, if you see someone using their phone on an aeroplane, they're rich, so get their number.