ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 6th 2019
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Good afternoon everybody or whenever you're choosing to listen to this podcast.
It's the Friday edition which is a little bit different on Fridays and remember I said last
week I was like I wonder if the podcast listeners actually like Birthday Banger the podcast edition.
Oh yeah they told us.
Lots of feedback.
Yeah.
It's a big thumbs up.
Oh thank god.
And hopefully we can get to all 1,163 requests so far.
Yeah, did you guys see that?
We've surpassed 1,000 members of the Brie Thomas L Big Bang Theory fan club, Bazinga.
So you're welcome.
Great.
Let's move on from that name, which we will be changing so it's easier for you guys to find.
And let's do the Friday Birthday Banger podcast edition.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Free and close.
Birthday Banger. The podcast.
Yeah! Here we go.
Let's kick it off. Podcast listener
from
Germany.
I love it. And their name
is Marcus
Neibergale. I think it's Ne their name is Marcus Nybergale.
I think it's Nybergale.
Nybergale.
Nybergale.
Sorry if we got that wrong, Marcus.
Ny, Ny, Ny, no, it's Ny, Nybergale.
Nybergale.
Nybergale.
Marcus.
He was born on the 26th of June, 1981, which means he was 16 in 1997.
Hang on, you're going to have to give me one second.
As I pad for time.
Yeah, I got you.
Yep, 1997 on the 26th of June.
This was Top of the Chart.
This is number one in Germany.
Yeah, this was number one in Germany on that day.
Interesting, I've just realised, you know who Hanson are exactly like?
Who?
They're exactly like the Jonas Brothers.
Yep.
The oldest one is the ugliest.
Oh.
Well, it's true.
I'm not saying he's ugly or both of them are ugly,
but if you look at the three brothers, the oldest one is, you know.
Do any of the Jonas Brothers drum?
Are any of them drummers?
I don't think so, no.
No.
But very similar.
Jonas Brothers are like the 2000s version of Handsome.
Did you know that there's a Jonas Brother
who's not in the band?
Is there?
Yeah, how sad is that?
Kind of like the Bee Gees.
Is there a Bee Gee who's not in the band? Yeah, he passed away quite young, but he was not in the band? Is there? Yeah, how sad is that? Kind of like the Bee Gees. Is there a Bee Gee who's not in the band?
Yeah, he passed away quite young.
But he was not in the band, no.
He can't be in the...
Sorry, was that grim? Well, he couldn't be
in the band. No, no, no.
They were already started.
Oh, got you. Okay. Alright, our next one is
Trevor Nielsen, who's doing
Birthday Banger, and he's from
Australia. Oh, Aussie Aussie
where is that place
Isenbury
I don't know
where that is
Isenbusy
do we know
what state that is
Inis
Inis Bussey
is what that says
over there
I want to see
what state that is
I am
we're looking there
Inis
oh it's Inisbury
but it's written
Inis Bussey
where is that
Inisbury is in Victoria.
In Victoria, kind of near Melbourne.
Okay.
Near Werribee.
Cool.
All right, let's get the birthday on there.
All right, so we can just go, yep.
Trevor, he was born on the 13th of March, 1986, so he was 16 in 2002,
and this is his birthday banger.
I'm a yuppie
Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together in 2002 and this is his birthday banger.
If I know Trevor,
which I don't,
he'll love this. He would love it.
What does Shakira do?
She's more recently been a judge on The Voice.
Has she?
America.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, not a bad birthday binger.
Pretty good for Trevor.
Last one's for Lorenzo.
God, we've got hard names to say today.
Canizares.
Lorenzo Canizares.
Canizares.
That's a cool name.
I think it's Canizares.
Canizares.
He's from Vancouver, Canada, and he was born on the 17th of Feb 1988, which means he was
16 in 2004.
And on that day, this was number one.
Stone Cold Classic.
Outkast and Hey Ya.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture, as Andre3000 said.
So who wins?
Hanson imbop for Marcus, whenever, wherever for Trevor.
Or Lorenzo's hey-ya.
I think it's probably Hanson.
Yeah, I think it's Hanson.
The producers, would you agree?
Yeah, Hanson stood out the most for me. Yeah, I think it's Hanson. The producers, would you agree? I think that's, yeah. Yeah, Hanson stood out the most for me.
Oh, yeah.
Together, let's enjoy all the Hanson we're legally allowed to enjoy on the podcast. Oh, yeah. Yes, I'm in a relationship in this life.
Well, you want to realize.
You're going through all the pain and strife.
Let me turn you back.
I'm going so fast.
Oh, yeah.
How do we get a chorus?
I'm going so fast.
Come on, boys.
Bring it in.
Nice.
I'm going so fast.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm in a relationship. I'm in a relationship. Come on, fellas. I reckon it's up there with a perfect pop song.
It's great.
And you know a fun fact about that song?
They didn't have lyrics for the chorus,
so they were just like...
Oh, is it the filler until they wrote a chorus?
Nah, I was just guessing.
No, I think you might be right.
But you know what song does have that for a fact?
Is that song by Lizzo, Truth Hurts?
Which part?
What's the part in the song and she's like...
Hold on.
One man great till they gotta be great i've got to find it now because
else people will be like which part oh the part where she goes bum ba dum bum ba dum bum ba oh
yeah okay she just put that in because she didn't have lyrics and then she was like oh yeah sounds
all right gosh she's clever okay uh here's the fr Bree and Clint podcast, everyone.
G'day, everybody.
How you going?
Bree and Clint here with a good attitude for a Friday.
And we do have a good attitude because it is Christmas party night for us here at ZM. It is. And it's
exciting. I feel
most people here at the
ZM suites have already gone
to do some preparation. But we're here.
No, we're holding down the ship. Holding down the ship
and we'll go straight after. Yeah, hey, you
listening at home, don't you worry about us, okay?
We'll get there. But hey, some good
advice for anyone, because
obviously everyone's going to their Christmas parties this
time of year, unless your boss
is stingy, which they
do exist, the stingy bosses. Remember we got that
text from that guy earlier in the week? He goes
my dad is my boss and we haven't had a
Christmas party in the entire time I've worked for
him. It's been seven years.
So we feel you on that.
But yeah, here's some advice.
Just don't be the person that's
having the most fun at the Christmas
party. Nah, have the second most fun. Be the
second most or the third most, just don't
be the most. In fact, here's a good trick.
Find the person having the most fun,
get in their slipstream. Yes. And just
hang out behind them. I mean, look after
them. Make sure they don't go too far as well.
But base your funness off their level.
Yeah, be just behind them.
If they're the most lit, remember, they will be the most memorable.
And you can fade into obscurity and still have a great time.
The rest of the people, people forget about.
And then get that person an Uber.
Do the right thing and get that person an Uber.
And then once they're gone, you're by default the most lit at the party.
So then you've got to find someone else.
Yep, and just get them onto your level.
It's like the Mighty Ducks flying V.
Once someone drops off from the point of the V, a new V forms.
Exactly.
And someone falls to the back and someone falls to the back.
So just get in line, everyone.
Today on the show, we've got more Star Wars prizes to give away at 5 o'clock.
Thanks to Star Wars, The Rise of Skywalker in cinemas December 19.
5 o'clock will give you the chance to call up and open one of our nine Star Wars doors.
Some amazing stuff on that board.
Friday Oki is back, second last one of the year.
And we're actually doing steps today.
Yeah.
Because they are coming to the country for that So Pop concert.
Yeah.
How are we going to go at five, six, seven, eight?
You can find that out at 5 o'clock too.
Next though,
if you've ever had any of your mail
stolen from your doorstep,
seeing as we all do online shopping now,
a story of revenge
that you might want to implement
for yourself actually.
People say revenge isn't a nice thing.
I love it.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
It's good.
In this story,
revenge is definitely a dish served at body temperature. Revenge is a dish best served cold. It's good. In this story, revenge is definitely a dish served at body temperature.
Revenge.
I'm having trouble getting my words out.
It's even better.
Let's get into that revenge story next.
I'm not doing good talking.
We'll talk about that next.
In the meantime, some more Friday jams.
This is Cobra Starship and Good Girls Go Bad.
Oh, yeah.
Let's kick off a Friday.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
This is a story for anyone who does their shopping online these days.
So I guess this is a story for anyone.
Me.
When do we stop calling it online shopping and just call it shopping?
Shopping.
No, because it's always going to be online shopping.
Nah.
Yeah. Yeah, okay it's always going to be online shopping. Nah, it's... Yeah.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Fine, I'll just...
When all the shops go, that's when you can call it shopping.
Okay, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
This is for anyone who's had a package stolen before from their doorstep,
which does happen.
They are the lowest of the low, the people who do this.
Yeah, and it's becoming a thing because people...
Because they know what time the couriers make the drop-offs and everything now. Yeah, and it's becoming a thing because people, it's so, because they know what time the couriers
make the drop-offs and everything now.
And they plan it.
They'll plan it.
Yeah.
And they'll just go, they'll sit in the car in the street
and see the courier drop it off.
Well, first they'll see you leave for work.
They know you're not home.
Yeah.
And then they'll watch the courier drop the thing off
and then they'll go and grab that thing
and they'll figure out,
because you can have a hiding spot like put under the barbecue.
Yeah, true, because you can put that on your online submission form. Yeah, you can tell them where to leave it. Yeah. Once they figure it out, because you can have a hiding spot like put under the barbecue. Yeah, true, because you can put that on your online submission form.
Yeah, you can tell them where to leave it.
Yeah.
Once they figure it out, you're poked.
And these people here, they're in the States,
and they have managed to get revenge on the person who was.
What did they do?
So they were being targeted, they believe, by the same person over and over.
They've got like a security camera that looks at the door and they get the footage.
So they got an Amazon package, so the box.
They got an empty Amazon box.
And they filled it with their child's dirty nappies.
Love it.
Great.
They got two what they're calling soiled nappies.
And they turned them inside out.
Perfect.
So the good stuff was on the outside.
Yeah.
The gold.
Put the gold, yeah. The revenge gold. Put them inside the box.. So the good stuff was on the outside. Yeah. The gold. Put the gold, yeah.
The revenge gold. Put them inside the box.
Sealed the box up. Because I don't
think you want the box to smell instantly. Otherwise
they're not going to take it. You want them to take it and get it home.
And you want them to work to get into it. And you want them to work
to get into it. Yeah, yeah. And anyway
they have footage of this thief coming
and taking the box, as they
say, full of human feces.
Brilliant.
I will clap those people.
Love it.
Local police have commented on it, and they said,
while they see the idea is creative,
we do not particularly encourage the transfer of bodily fluids.
But they have to say that.
Yeah, they have to.
Back at the cop shop, they'd be sitting around a box of donuts going,
this is justice. Brilliant.
This is justice.
This is good stuff.
Makes our job easier.
They turned the footage over to the police,
and the police reckon they've caught the person.
They reckon they identified them and caught them.
Imagine bringing them in and talking to them and go,
did you get a box full of poo?
Well, they caught them because they could smell them from a mile away.
They got the sniffer dogs in and they held the baby up
and the dog sniffed
the baby's butt and then he goes,
and he led them straight to the
culprit. They're in here.
I love that
that's the modern day poo in a
bag on the doorstep trip. Yeah.
Just the reverse. Now you take it home with you.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM. Alright, I got some aviation
news guys. Do you?
Straight into it.
Glad we got the aeroplane sound effect working again.
A Malaysian airline company, and brace yourselves for this
because I personally am not on board.
You're not on board this Malaysian airline?
So to speak.
I'm not on board.
A Malaysian airline company has opened a restaurant
that sells the same pre-packaged meals it serves on a flight.
Okay.
AirAsia.
Hang on.
Have they opened the – is the restaurant on the ground or in the sky?
On the ground.
It's on the ground.
AirAsia, which claims its in-flight food is so good
that people will flock to the restaurant
to eat it.
They're offering up dishes such as roasted chicken with teriyaki sauce.
And it's going to be inside a mall in Kuala Lumpur.
And it opens on Monday.
That makes no sense.
I've heard of some people who say, because you go, oh, aeroplane food.
And I've heard some people go, oh you go Oh, aeroplane food And I've heard some people go I quite like aeroplane food
I've never heard someone say
They prefer aeroplane food to real food
I don't think I've ever heard someone say
What are you really craving tonight for dinner?
And then someone says
Oh, a bit of aeroplane food would be good
The chicken or the fish?
Oh, maybe the chicken
And is it prepared fresh?
Or is it the same as on a plane?
Is it in those little tubs with a thin piece of tinfoil over the top of it?
Well, they're saying that the restaurant is going to be called Sutan,
which translates to coconut milk,
which will sell some meals for just $3 a pop
using the same branding as AirAsia that it has on its plain menus.
Imagine you go into the restaurant and you're with your group
and you all have a seat.
They come around with the meals and then everybody at the table
gets a meal except for you.
And you go, excuse me, where's my meal?
And the person says, oh, no, sorry, sir, you've only paid for a seat.
Sorry, sir, everybody else here has the works, you've only paid for a seat. Sorry, so everybody else here has the works.
You've just paid for a seat and bag.
You didn't get the deluxe package, I'm afraid.
At the restaurant.
And do you sit in aeroplane seats?
And do you sit with like a tray? Do you have a tray?
Yeah.
Because that would be kind of cool.
The one thing that would be good about this restaurant,
if it is like on aeroplanes, if there was unlimited alcohol.
Oh, that's good.
You know how on a plane
And no one thinks about this
When you get the deluxe package
Yeah when you get deluxe package
And you just
Boom
Push the button
And then there's more alcohol arrives
Yeah that's true
Boom
You push the button
And more alcohol arrives
And as long as you can hide the status
That you're in
Boom
More alcohol will keep arriving
Because if they did all the gimmicks
Like you were on a plane
Not that my
Being on a plane
Is my favourite thing.
Like I can't, like I've never thought to myself,
oh, God, I miss sitting on an aeroplane.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, so I don't know.
It might work as a gimmick if they do the whole, you know,
it's like you're on a plane in a restaurant.
Right.
You're not sold.
You're trying to talk this thing up.
I'm pretty sure we agree it's...
Well, guess what?
They're hoping by 2025,
they plan to open 100 restaurants like this one worldwide.
Yeah, well, good luck to them.
I wish them the best.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio.
This is...
The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean McCarthy.
Dean McCarthy, former running candidate for the presidency.
Hillary Clinton's in the news.
What's going on?
This is so fascinating.
She went on Howard Stern today.
If you are familiar with him, you would know that he is the big radio host in America that really pushes the boundaries.
He had the former first lady on his show today.
For the first time, he'd been trying to get her for years. Anyway, he
asked her, raise your right hand if you've
ever had a lesbian affair.
Whoa!
Hillary Clinton, the former first lady
and of course, like you said, the person who just
missed out on winning the presidential election.
She said, never, never, never. Never have I been
tempted. Never. Thank you very much. I think you
might even have some audio of this
trending interview. Yeah, we've got a clip.
Listen to this.
Well, contrary to what you may hear, I actually like men.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Raise your right hand.
You've never had a lesbian affair.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never even been tempted.
Thank you very much.
What a great comeback.
Yeah.
I mean, she's handled that very well.
She has.
Only someone like Howard Stern, the world's original shock jock, could ask that.
But at the same time, you don't go on Howard Stern
expecting to not be asked that kind of stuff, right?
Well, that's why he can ask those questions, I guess.
And I think that might have been the type of interview
she needed before the election.
Agreed.
You know, Donald Trump's out there doing all this weird and wacky stuff,
and she's doing sensible politics,
which everybody thought was the right thing to do.
But no, you should have been
doing lesbian interviews
with Howard Stern
and you might be the first
female president
of the United States of America.
And while we're at it, Dean,
I need to ask you,
have you ever had a lesbian affair?
Yep.
Every part of everything.
I actually have some audio
of Dean's response to that question.
Do you?
Yeah.
Dean McCarthy,
have you ever had a lesbian affair? Well, contrary to what you may hear, I actually like men audio of Dean's response to that question. Do you? Yeah. Dean McCarthy, have you ever had a lesbian affair?
Well, contrary to what you may hear, I actually like men.
Oh, right, yeah.
Raise your right hand.
You've never had a lesbian affair.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Never even been tempted.
Unbelievable.
I think living in the States, you've got a slight American accent there, Dean.
Yeah.
That's Dean McCarthy.
He comes out.
He's our Hollywood correspondent live from Los Angeles.
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Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
ZM.
Our producers have been putting together a scrapbook of 2019 as it draws to a close.
Some of the best stuff that's gone down on the show this year.
Here's episode five.
Ah, once upon a time, earlier this year,
previous to now,
Bree and Clint's 2019 scrapbook.
Page 224.
Earlier this year, Clint saw something horrific.
So Bree opens her camera roll by accident.
And in there are a series of photos.
I said 15. It might have been 12, but. And in there are a series of photos. I said 15.
It might have been 12, but it was definitely more than 10 pictures of Brie.
No, don't describe it.
Taken from above.
Don't describe it.
So it's an aerial angle, but she's taken it.
So she's put the arm up and she's managed to get her arm out of the shot.
She's lying on her bed.
Sheets are down.
You know what?
I never take those photos.
I never, ever take them. And know what? I never take those photos.
I never, ever take them.
And I thought to myself the other day, I'm going to push myself.
You push yourself outside your comfort zone. No, you go, girl.
Look what happens.
Look what happens now.
Clint sees them.
Unfortunately, Brie wouldn't let us release those nudes.
But Clint had a way around it.
Brie's nudes are currently stored in here.
So today, I've hired a
sketch artist to try and get them from here
down onto the page.
There's no face involved. Ah. They're what you
would call safe nudes. Shoulders down.
Right. And it's all torso.
Ah. With a little bit of
from memory, I think a little bit
of undie region. This is like a sports bra.
The angle has been taken from a high
angle of herself. It's casual too.
Just like, oh, I just happen to be lying like this.
You know what?
I think we've got it.
We now go back to June 23rd
when Clint revealed the sketch nudes
to Bree.
I have met with
a sketch artist
Oh my god.
To recreate your nudes Oh my god. to recreate your nudes
from my mind
Producer Ellie is bringing in your nudes.
Oh, are they drawings
of me? Shut the hell up.
Are you joking? I've sat down
with a sketch artist and inside
you will find
a framed recreation
of your nudes. Let me know.
Just let me know because you weren't going to put them out there.
Oh, my God.
It's so spot on.
Now, like you said, I only saw it for a split second.
Who drew this?
A professional sketch artist called Ants.
Even the hand looks like my hand.
What do you think?
I love it.
Because my face isn't in it.
That could be anyone.
That actually looks exactly like the photo.
My boobs look bigger and I look thinner, but I'm happy with that.
Let's release this quickly.
We can release the nudes.
Let's release it.
We can release the nudes.
Let's release it.
This is an incredible result.
Tune in tomorrow for another page of Brian Clint's 2019 scrapbook.
Don't tune in tomorrow because it's Saturday.
But...
Yeah, I forgot about this.
I have not.
Ben has just brought up the nudes that are on our Facebook page.
Producer Ellie, can we share this memory to our Facebook story, please?
Our Instagram story?
No.
And Ben, I've just had another idea.
Bree's just inspired me, actually.
What? I know this is six months ago now. Why don't another idea Bree's just inspired me actually What?
I know this is six months ago now
Why don't we sketch Bree's head onto it?
Why don't we get the sketch artist back?
What? It doesn't need
As you said
Why don't we complete the nude?
It was a safe nude
And let's keep it that way
And sketch your head onto it
No we don't need my head
I like this
So I think maybe we do that
Or she just releases the proper one
You choose Bree
I deleted them
Okay
After that experience Of a good friend of mine Seeing them I think maybe we do that or she just releases the proper one. You choose, Bree. I deleted them. Okay.
After that experience of a good friend of mine seeing them,
they're never ever.
Who else saw them?
No, she's deleted them.
Pass me your phone, I'll check.
Hell no.
ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Did anyone else find that?
No, don't worry. No, don't worry about it.
And because it's the end of the year, we've been doing a lot of lists.
Yeah, well, it's a good way to round out the year.
It's reflective.
You know, lists of the decade, most streamed songs of the year.
What else have we done?
Movies of the decade.
Yes.
We've done our favourite radio.
There's been others.
Our favourite radio co-host that you and I have had this decade.
That's right, et cetera, et cetera. You were top five for me. There's been others. Our favourite radio co-host that you and I have had this decade. That's right, et cetera, et cetera.
I thought I'd bring in.
You were top five for me.
Was I?
Yeah.
Yeah, you've had a few.
You're quite a few.
You know you have a name in the industry now.
What?
No, I can't say it on radio.
What is it?
You're a bit of a radio floozy.
That's the nice way of saying it.
Excuse me.
Every girl that I have worked with. You me, every girl that I have worked with.
You get around.
Every girl I have worked with,
I've had every intention of staying with her.
Well, that's the main thing.
I've got another list for you today.
It's the most streamed things on Netflix in the past decade.
Okay.
Which, I mean, I find this interesting.
Yeah, me too.
And there's a few new entries actually, but I've taken,
it's not a one to ten list because I couldn't be bothered,
but I've taken stuff that I think has been quite big
or stuff that people would have watched and I've made a list.
Coming in probably the bottom of this list that I've created
is the Breaking Bad movie El Camino.
You know I've got a piece from the film here.
A theme song.
So that had 25.7 million streams since it's come out and that came out this year obviously.
Did it?
Yeah.
25 million?
25.7 million streams.
In the whole world?
I think so, yeah.
Sorry.
What, you're not impressed by that?
Nah.
It's only been out for a few months.
Yeah, I thought 25 million people in the States alone would watch it.
Yeah, well, that's true.
It's good, it's good.
What about the series?
I think it's a Netflix series, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure all these are Netflix created
because they don't release how many streams they get
on the non-Netflix created things.
Oh, sure.
They're championing their own content.
Exactly.
Sex Education, it was released this year.
It's had 40 million streams.
Sex Education is a fantastic series.
It's a great show.
And there's a new season on the way.
Yes.
Which is cool.
Of course, we all remember the film that was everywhere last year, Bird Box.
Bird Box.
Oh, the Sandra Bullock one.
Yes.
With the memes.
Yeah.
So that was everywhere.
That's had 45 million views.
Stranger Things, this series.
Just season three has had 64 million views.
Season 3 was phenomenal.
Yeah, people say it's the best one.
Yeah, I'd go 1, 3, 2, but yeah.
Okay.
Coming in on this list, I've got as the most streamed things on Netflix,
was released this year, was the Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston film,
Murder Mystery.
Haven't seen it.
73 million views. Right, okay. That's a ton Murder Mystery. Haven't seen it. 73 million views.
Right, okay.
That's a ton.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
Now you're getting into numbers I'm impressed with.
Yeah, and this is the last one.
This is the one that tops the list,
and I'm pretty sure one of the highest streamed things on Netflix ever,
or Netflix created anyway.
It's Orange is the New Black.
The animal, the animal, trap, trap, trap. 105 million views. created anyway. It's Orange is the New Black.
105 million views.
That's the biggest thing Netflix has made, is it?
I think so, yeah.
Right.
It's done a lot of seasons, and obviously the more seasons it has... The more it gets seen, obviously.
The more it gets seen.
Is it finished?
That's a good question.
Did you stick with it?
I think they just made the last season.
Yeah, it is the last season because I did stick with it.
I haven't watched the last season yet.
There's one to go.
Yeah, because I remember watching a thing with the cast saying that this was it.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
That's what we've been watching this decade, yeah?
Yeah.
Well, maybe not everyone, but that's what this list says.
75 million. That's a fair few. Br that's what this list says. What, 75 million?
That's a fair few.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Let's play a one-second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
The game that is so popular, it crashes Spark Sports servers.
There's too many people trying to listen to it.
It's where Bree and I go head to head each week trying to guess the names of songs based off one second of audio.
How many can you get in 20 seconds is the goal.
We have played this game 34, 36, 37 times this year.
And the score is 34 games to me,
two games to Bree,
and one draw.
One nail-biting draw,
which we did last week.
Yes.
You just need to pick
who you think is going to win this game,
and if you pick correctly,
you're going to win free mobile fuel.
That's correct.
Holly, you're picking first.
Yep.
Hi.
Hi, Holly.
Who do you want to play for you?
Clint, please. I don't know, hi. Hi, Holly. Who do you want to play for you? Clint, please.
I don't know, Holly.
I feel like I'm on a steamer.
What?
Are you?
That's a baseball term.
Oh, right.
Yeah, guys, you laugh at me.
Because I thought a steamer was a turd.
Same.
Well, it's where, you know, they, oh, no, it's a heater.
Well, technically, you.
Yeah, so if that's any indication,
it's not going to be a good game for me.
That's fine.
Holly's made her choice.
That means, Ed, Bree is going to play for you, okay?
If Bree wins, you win free mobile fuel.
All right, let's do this thing, Ed.
Come on, Bree, you can do it.
Let's go, Ed, come on.
Okay, I'm going to step out of the room,
or are you going to step out of the room?
Bree is.
Okay, that means I'll be going first.
Bree's going to a soundproof area
so that we can play with the exact same songs
to keep the game fair.
Alright, when you're ready Ben, hit off
the first song.
Pussycat Dolls.
Drake.
Jessie McCartney.
Ariana Grande.
Smash Mouth.
Pussycat Dolls.
Ed Sheeran.
Alice DJ.
No, yes.
Steps.
Jai Ho, Pussycat Dolls, and the other one was Sophie Ellis Bickston.
Nice.
Nailed it.
Nice work, mate.
All right, we'll call Brie back in.
Come on in, mate.
Well done.
All right. we'll call Bree back in. Come on in, mate. Well done. All right.
I do.
I never know where your eyes are going, Bree.
All right, are you ready?
Do you really think I'm cheating?
I've won two games all year.
No, you make a great point, actually.
Oh, come on.
Just kidding.
Don't make me spank you like I did that one time.
Oh, saucy.
Okay. Remember the one time I Oh, saucy. Okay.
Remember the one time I've won you absolutely talked a massive game?
Could you do that again?
Because I feel like that gave me an edge or something.
You should have done it before I went.
Now I feel nervous.
Oh, damn it.
Okay.
All right.
When you're ready, Bim, head off the first song.
Put together.
Drake.
Jessica McCartney.
Ariana Grande. Smashmney. Ariana Grande.
Smashmash.
Pussycat Dolls.
Echiria.
Sofie Elspetra.
Sips.
Pussycat Dolls.
Oh, you wouldn't believe it, everybody.
We've both got a 10 out of 10 again, and we're on another draw.
That's the soap hopop line-up.
It basically is, yeah.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, close.
My Pussycat Dolls
was in there like four times.
Yeah, it was.
It was straight going to Soapop.
No, there was a couple
of wild cards
you could say
on that line-up there.
But like Jesse McCartney is,
Steps is.
Yep, yep.
Smash Mouth.
Smash Mouth.
I don't feel good.
Why?
I got one wrong
and then I corrected it after the buzzer had gone.
And I don't feel comfortable taking the win.
Okay.
Because if the audio got reviewed, what's your take on it?
How has this gone for you in the past?
So, Sophie Ellis-Bexter came up.
Yes.
And I said, Ellis DJ.
And then we moved on to the next one quickly.
And then after the buzzer went, I said, that's not Ellis DJ,
that's Sophie Ellis Baxter.
So if you had a went, Ellis DJ, and then the next song played,
and you went, actually, that's Sophie Ellis Baxter,
I think that's fine.
But was it after the buzzer went?
It was actually after the buzzer.
I don't think that's counted then.
I wouldn't count it if it was me.
Why am I so honest?
You've won the game.
Well done.
You just won.
Yes!
We've done it, Ed. You and me. You've got the game. Well done. You just won. Yes! We've done it, Ed.
You and me.
You've got the fuel, mate.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, guys.
No worries.
You're awesome.
This is number three.
Yeah.
Win number three.
Oh, win number three.
I'm glad you keep it up to date.
Let's not probably review that anytime soon.
Man, losing doesn't feel good.
No, but hey, let's be honest. Actually, losing doesn't feel good.
Actually, how did you guys not pick that up?
Producers?
That's a good point.
This is important news for anyone who's flying home for Christmas,
like you, Bree.
I didn't realise it was a thing until you told me about it.
Aeroplane flatulence. I am four times as gassy on an aeroplane as I am on Earth.
Yeah, and I never knew this was a thing.
I think mainly because I sleep through all my flights.
So I may be too, but I don't know because I'm asleep while it's happening.
I think it's got something to do with the, I mean, how high you are in the air.
So that's fascinating because I've been reading a study on this
and you're not wrong.
There is a scientific reason that people often fart more
when they're travelling on planes.
Really?
Or climbing high mountains.
And it's even got its own name.
It's called high altitude flattest expulsion.
I need to write that down. High altitude flattest expulsion.
I need to write that down.
High altitude flattest expulsion or HAIF for short.
HAIF.
Yeah.
Sorry, guys.
I've got HAIF.
You've got HAIF.
Sorry.
You go, I want to play and you go, sorry, guys. This is my HAIF.
I struggle with HAIF.
We're going to keep this scientific and not delve into toilet humour with this. Haith is characterised by an increase in both volume
and frequency of the passage of flatus.
Flatus being flatulent, flatulence being fart.
Which spontaneously occurs while climbing to altitudes
of 11,000 feet and greater.
Really?
Which is where planes fly.
Yeah.
It's right in the region.
The study found that as air pressure decreases at higher altitude,
the air is thinner and there's less pressure,
gases inside your body expand,
and for that reason they need to come out.
Oh.
So that's why it happens.
There's a list here of ways that you can present, present, prevent.
I wouldn't have said present.
Don't present it.
Everyone, this is my fart.
Don't present it, prevent it.
This is how you can present HAFE or high altitude flatus explosus.
I actually really want to know about this.
Okay.
So both the day before you travel and on the day of travel,
you should avoid what are known as FODMAP foods,
such as beans, broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, garlic, onions,
milk, yogurt, and soft cheese.
Oh, they're all my favorites.
Absolutely right.
But they are what will cause your HAIF.
Really?
Don't drink fizzy drinks in the airport or on the plane to avoid carbon dioxide.
So that's a good point.
You should be sticking to the white and red wines
and nothing fizzy.
That makes so much sense
because when you take a soft drink onto the plane,
it expands, doesn't it?
Yeah, the bottle gets really hard.
It nearly explodes, yeah.
Eat slowly to avoid excess air going in.
Okay.
These all seem like quite straightforward things.
Get up and take frequent walks during the flight,
ideally to the toilet,
as moving around the cabin will break up the gas inside your body
and help you to pass it.
Okay, movement.
Wait, that sounds like it's going to make it come out. I thought we were you to pass it. Okay, movement. Wait, that sounds like
it's going to make it come out.
Yeah, that's why...
I thought we were trying
to prevent it from coming out.
But that's why they say
you should go to the toilet.
Yeah.
Walk to the toilet.
Yeah, okay.
And the last piece of advice
that they have,
wear charcoal-lined undies
because you may let one slip
before you get to the toilet
and these undergarments
are relatively effective
at neutralising
odours. See, that's not
it either. That's just trying to
Yeah, that's not a way to prevent you. That's the ambulance
at the bottom of the cluff. Isn't it? That's like
last resort. That's
great. So I'm glad you gave me
all of this stuff for on a plane.
What about when I'm not on a plane?
Again, I think the advice is charcoal undies.
Something that was blowing up on my social media last night was Spotify
and how they were doing.
They were compiling your top stream songs of 2019.
Oh, everyone's sharing their Spotify history at the moment.
Aren't they?
Yeah.
And then they also did, because
obviously it's the end of the decade,
the end of this year, they were doing your top
songs of the decade that you've
listened to, personally.
Because my flatmate, Big Gay Gorgeous
Al, he was sharing his with me,
and then we were talking about it.
And I thought it would be a cool thing, because everyone's
obviously sharing theirs, where
I've gotten producer Ben to make a mashup or he's just grabbed it off Spotify because Spotify
mash them up for you. Yeah. So I thought we could do my mashup and we could do your mashup to see
what we're both listening to. How have you got my one? Because you sent the picture of your...
Oh, I put it on Instagram. Yeah. That's probably how we got it. You shared it. So let's do mine.
This is my top stream songs off Spotify for 2019.
So they say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me.
Tone Tonight, Australian, very on brand.
Yes.
Great tune.
Oceanelli.
That's usually around $4.20.
Also Australian.
Yep.
I mean, I'm not saying there's a trend here,
but I'm pretty sure Guy Sebastian's Australian.
Yes.
So Australian.
Who's this?
G Flip. Emerging artist Who's this? G Flip.
Emerging artist.
This is one of your top of the year.
Yeah.
A Kiwi band.
Yeah.
Evermore.
A Kiwi band who claims to be Australian.
Yeah, I know.
All right, not bad.
That was my top five, I believe.
Four Australians and a group of Kiwis who did an interview
and said they were Australian.
There was a very big theme in that, wasn't there?
That's all right.
You like what you like, I guess.
No, that and you know what?
No Lord.
No Lord.
No Brutes.
To be honest, they were in my decade list.
Yeah.
They 100% were at the top.
But there you go.
That's a snapshot of what I've listened to this year.
Okay.
This is mine for 2019, yeah?
Your most streamed songs on Spotify for 2019.
John Mayer.
Oh, John Mayer, yeah.
Every white guy loves John Mayer.
Yes.
No.
Where have we gone from Jodie?
I hate this. No, I hate this Jodie. I hate this.
No, I hate this song.
Good one, mate.
I like this one.
This is good.
This is a stitch-up, but I like this one.
This is good, yeah.
Oh, this is your most streamed song.
I love this song.
You like the Scissor Sisters.
Scissor Sisters.
I don't mind this, but I didn't listen to it.
Okay, what else have you listened to?
It's raining men.
Hallelujah, it's raining men.
Amen.
This is good.
Yeah, I'm glad you chose this one and not the Jerry Halliwell version.
You know what?
Listening to your most streamed songs off Spotify,
I think we've got a good insight as to a you know, a bit more of Clint's personality.
What is my personality?
Oh, you like gay anthems.
And Bon Jovi.
And Bon Jovi.
Clay, call us now.
We want to win some Star Wars prizes.
ZM.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Oki.
I love Friday Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki.
Yeah, welcome to New Zealand's
most popular radio segment where every
Friday Brie and I go head to head in a
singing challenge. Yeah, an average
singing challenge. Each of us
get 15 minutes with a professional audio
producer and we take on a song.
We take weeks about choosing the song.
This week, Brie, you've selected the track.
Yes, and because they are coming
to New Zealand next year for the So Pop concert,
I've chosen a Steps classic.
It doesn't get much more 90s pop than Steps.
It doesn't, does it?
This week we find ourselves in an interesting position
where it's the second to last game of the year
and currently we're tied.
Scores are tied at 13 games all.
13 apiece and the most disturbing part
is that we have done Friday Oki 26 times.
Yeah, well that's a good point as well.
So after 26 games we are perfectly in line with each other.
So we've got an option for you this week.
We can just run it straight and you can vote for whoever you think wins,
Bree or I, after you hear our versions.
This week, we're going to throw a third option in the mix.
And that option is you have the ability to vote draw.
And if you vote draw, it means the last game of the year
on our last show of the year next Friday will be a tie break.
And if it is a tie break, obviously we need to go out with a bang.
So that means we're going to do something big if it is a tie.
If it's a tie.
If it's a tie this week, means it's got to go out big next week.
But we're not looking to rig this thing.
If one person's Friday Oki is substantially better than the other one,
then you can't in good conscience vote
Thai, can you? So it's up to you.
You can vote Bree, you can vote me,
or you can vote Thai this week.
Yes, you can. Who goes first?
You go first this week. You go first?
I go first because you chose? Yes.
Okay. Here's my
Friday-oke, New Zealand.
This is my best attempt
It's time to begin
So count me in
5, 6, 7, 8
My boot-suitin' baby
Is drivin' me crazy
My obsession for a western
My dance floor date
My rodeo, rodeo
A cowboy guy from head to toe
Wanna make you mine
Better get in line Cinco, siete, rodeo, a cowboy got from head to toe. When I make you mine, better get in line.
Cinco, siete, ocho.
Oh, baby, I'm a Spanish cowboy now.
Somebody grab that whip, whip my booty.
Foot kicking, finger clicking, leather slapping, hand clapping.
Hip bumping, music thumping, knee hitching, heel and toe.
Floor scuffing, leg shuffling, big grinning, body spinning.
Rompin', stompin', pumpin', jumpin'. Gliding, gl's a trilingual cowboy. Oh, mate.
But you didn't realise that about me, that I had country in my veins, did you?
Did you have to Google it?
The numbers?
Yeah.
Spanish ones, yeah.
I love it.
Okay, so that's option one.
Very good.
Very, very good.
I liked it.
Here comes Briggs.
It's such a fun song to do.
Did you find that?
Yep.
You didn't.
You didn't like it.
No, I did.
I did.
I did. I had a ton of fun. Maybe it't. You didn't like it. No, I did. I did. I did.
I had a ton of fun. Maybe it's because I'm a country gal. Well, let's see
how yours went. This is Breeze
Friday Oaky.
It's time to begin. Now count me in.
Five, six, seven, eight.
My boots go, baby. It's driving
me crazy. My obsession from
the western. My dance for a
day. My rodeo, Romeoo my cowboy guy from head to
toe when i make you mine gotta get in line five six seven eight
book kicking finger licking leather slapping hand clapping hip bumping music filming knee
hitching heel and toe floor scruffing leg shuffling big grid and body spinning robin We'll be right back. Romeo, my cowboy guy from head to toe. When I make you mine, better get in line. Five, six, seven, eight.
Yeehaw!
There you go.
Yeehaw!
Billy Ray Cyrus, eat your heart out.
Who's got it?
Okay, who's got it?
Do we have a clear winner this week?
Or for the first time ever, are we going to get a Friday Oaky draw?
To push to a finale next week, you can vote draw.
That's all it will do if you vote
draw, but we can't influence you too much.
Okay, as much as we would like a playoff next
week. Five votes on
0800 Dial ZM. Tell us
who wins Friday Oki.
Here come the votes.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Friday Oki.
Okay, welcome back everybody to Friday Oki,
the segment where Bree and I go head-to-head in a singing challenge today,
taking on Steps and their classic 5, 6, 7, 8.
You heard mine.
My rodeo, Romeo, cowboy guy from head to toe.
Gonna make you mine when I get in line.
Rima ono, fitu aru.
And you heard Bree's.
My rodeo, Romeo, my cowboy guy from head to toe. And you heard Breeze.
And we're in uncharted territory this week.
We're currently drawn.
It's 13 games all for the year after 26 Friday Okies.
And this is the second to last game of the year. So in the spirit of maybe going to a...
An ultimate final. An ultimate final for our last show of the year. So in the spirit of maybe going to a... An ultimate final.
An ultimate final for our last show of the year next week.
Which we've got a few ideas if it does get pushed to that.
We've introduced a draw.
Okay, you can vote for either of us or you can vote draw
and we don't know how it's going to go.
So five votes as always and we'll take them live now.
Hi, Kim.
Hi, Kim.
Hi.
What do you think, Kim?
What are your thoughts?
It was a close call, but, Bree, you were just absolutely brilliant.
Oh, I appreciate that, Kim.
I need that vote.
Trust me, I think I'm going to struggle this week.
So thank you, Kim.
Yeehaw!
One for Bree.
Vanessa's here.
Hi, Vanessa.
G'day, Vanessa.
Hey.
What are your thoughts, Vanessa?
Who are you voting for?
As much as I love Clint's multi-language,
I've got to vote for Bree.
Oh, cheers, Vanessa.
Okay.
I did not think, to be honest.
Vanessa, you know that you could vote draw, right?
I did not think it was going to go this way.
I was hoping people would vote a draw,
which I think we could still get a draw right now.
Sam's here. G'day, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hiya. What are your thoughts,
Sam? Who are you voting for? Oh, I've got to go with Clint on this one. Yeah, that's
fair enough. He was very good this week. Okay. Two votes to one, two votes to go. Tyler.
Hello, Tyler. Hello, Tyler. Very well. Who's the best cowboy
Or girl this week
Who's your vote for
I heard he voted for you Clint
Did you say you're voting
We need that clear
Are you voting for me Tyler
Wait so we're tied up
Yeah thank you mate
Thank you
We're tied up right now, two votes apiece.
That means, Aaron, the last vote lands with you.
Aaron, what's your pick?
How's it going, guys?
Yeah, good, mate.
Very well, mate.
What's your pick for Friday Okie this week?
Well, it's definitely probably one of your best, Clint.
Thank you.
And three, you're a living country girl realness.
Thank you. Appreciate that. Country girl realness. Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Country girl realness.
I did feel my roots.
Yeah.
Yeah, you definitely sounded Aussie.
Country Aussie, right?
Country Aussie.
Country bumpkin Aussie.
Stray.
Okay, but you have to cast a vote.
So who's your vote going for?
I can't decide, so I'm going to sit on the fence and I'm going to go draw.
No way.
Someone had to do it.
He's pushed it to the ultimate final next week.
So that means, Aaron, next week we'll go to a 14-all draw decider match of Friday Oki to decide the year.
Something big is going to happen next week for this finale.
Well, we're removing the draw.
There won't be a draw.
There'll be no draw option. It'll be the
ultimate finale battle
sing-off. Well, that's good.
That's good. I like that from Aaron.
It was close.
Yeah, I guess that's good.
That's good. It is good.
Okay, alright, we're going to a tie-break next week.
Oh, God, now we've got to plan something
big. I already know what I'm doing. I think I know what I'm doing, too. Okay, Friday, we're going to go to a tie break next week. Oh, God. Now we've got to plan something big. I already know what I'm doing.
I think I know what I'm doing too.
Okay, Friday, okay, we're all tuned for The Decider next Friday.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Here we go for a Friday.
Three people.
What was top of the charts on their 16th birthday?
We'll pick the best one to play. Happy Friday, Annette. Welcome to the show. Hi, three people. What was top of the charts on their 16th birthday? We'll pick the best one to play.
Happy Friday, Annette.
Welcome to the show.
Hi, Annette.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
21st of November, 76.
All right.
You were 16 in 1992 on the 21st of November.
And, Annette, this is your birthday banger.
Man, that's been coming up a bit recently.
Hasn't it?
Boys to Men, End of the Road.
Good feelings, bad feelings about that.
Annette?
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
It's a classic.
I love that song, but is it a Friday birthday banger?
Oh, yeah, it could be.
Depends what mood you're in.
Hi, Amy.
Hi.
Hey, Amy, what's your birthday?
1st of February, 1987.
All right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 5th of Feb
and back in the early 2000s, this went to number one.
Brie's singing her own words.
Yeah.
You get J-Lo and LL Cool J, All I Have.
Yep, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Do you know you're four days younger than me, Amy?
Four days?
Four days. No, not at all. Okay, let's get one more on there. Jenny. Jenny, you're four days younger than me, Amy. Four days. Four days.
No, not at all.
Okay, let's get one more on there.
Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
Hey, guys.
Jenny from one Jenny to the other.
What's your birthday?
It's the 14th of April, 82.
Oh, if you get Jenny from the block, I'll be so stoked.
Yeah, I'm picking it. You were 16 in 1998 on the 14th of April,
and this is your birthday banger.
Run DMC versus Jason Nevins, I think it is.
Yeah.
This remix.
It's a breakdancing video.
They played it on Pepsi Chart every Sunday morning.
What are your thoughts?
They've been doing this for ages. Jenny? I like that one. Yeah. it on Pepsi Chart every Sunday morning. What are your thoughts?
Jenny? I like that one.
I like that.
And it's the way it is.
That's my vote.
Okay, Jenny, we've got some talking to do. So, we've got a Boyz II Men classic, which we have played
recently, but that doesn't preclude it from being
played. We have a Jennifer
Lopez anthem. Which I do really love
that Jennifer Lopez anthem, but for do really love that Jennifer Lopez anthem.
But for a Friday, I felt
it. It's run DMC for me.
Okay, let me just check with
let me just check and see.
Then it goes a little something like this.
Oh! Yeah, no, it goes hard.
Yeah.
Jenny, you've won birthday banner. Congratulations.
Woo!
Get it, Jenny. Get it, Jenny. You don't have to buy a car, dream bus or a beat I said you got to put heart, you want to compete
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Raise the key to hit all your goals
Drop out, sit down, jump high, dance the low roll Won't you tell me last time for love, put your clothes in Outro Music I'd rather see young go out and play ain't like that
and that's the way it is
war going on
across the sea
street soldiers
killing the elderly
whatever happened
to unity?
It's like that.
And that's the way it is.
Disillusion is the word.
When I'm not heard.
I just don't like when my glasses burn.
It's like that.
And that's the way it is.
Ho!
You can hear a lot In this life of man
Like a wolf
Out of a carpet's can
You noticed one time
He was your man
It's like that
And that's the way it is
You should have called it school
You could have burned the train
But you let it be the bed
Where the bumps have laid
Now all the time you're crying
That you're underpaid
It's like that
And that's the way it is
You know it's like that
It's like that
It's like that
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And that's the way it is.
If you really think about it, time's not that bad.
The ones that make you successful will make you glad.
Stop playing, stop praying, you won't be sad.
It's like that, and that's just the way it is.
Zeddy and Bree and Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger.
No regrets on that one.
For Jenny.
I love you, Jenny.
I love you, Jenny.
The way it is.
Is it okay to do the exit?
You're quoting a movie.
Yeah, it's in Tom Hanks.
From Run DMC, it's like that.
Did you ever watch...
This is my recital.
I think it's very vital.
To rock around...
Sorry, the music just took me over.
Here we go.
It's tricky to rock around, to rock around.
That's right, our time is tricky. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky. Did you guys ever watch the reality show made about the guy?
Rev Run.
Yes.
Yeah, it was awesome.
It was great.
Yeah.
What happened to that show?
I think it ran its course.
He's an actual reverend.
Is he?
Yeah, reverend, yeah.
Love it.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
No. No.
No.
All right.
No.
I'm excited, guys.
I'm pumped for this next piece of content.
So there's a bet between Bree and I.
It's been running for a couple of months.
Yeah, it has been running for a couple of months.
We should figure out what date it was,
but it was a couple of months ago that I said this.
Just mark this in your diary.
My prediction, it's on its way
and it will be announced before the end of the year.
Whoa, that's a big prediction.
We'll see. It being
a Friends reunion
and the show coming back to TV. And you
made that statement based on Jennifer
Anderson getting Instagram
and the first picture she posted was
the Friends cast. The momentum was there.
I said to you, absolutely not.
If I know Friends like I do because I'm a massive fan, there's no way.
And I made you this bet.
If Friends announce that they're doing an actual show reboot
before the end of the year and you're right, I will eat cat food.
Deal. And if you're wrong,. I will eat cat food. Deal.
And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food.
Yeah, deal, deal, deal.
There's been an update, mate,
and that's why I have the official Friends updater in the studio.
Welcome, Producer Ellie.
Thank you.
I like that title.
That's nice, yeah.
You've got a few titles on this show.
Yep.
I'd like the update of the story that broke last night.
Okay, I will just read the headline for starters.
I'll just read the headline. Yeah, why don't you just read the headline?
Yeah, which says,
Friends creator says there won't be making any more episodes.
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
David Crane, who devised and wrote Much of Friends with Marta Kaufman,
told Ladbible the reunion was a total surprise to him
and he only found out that got together when he saw Jennifer Aniston's Instagram post.
Oh, this feels good.
Okay.
Now, I still have about seven days.
And we know that, right?
Yeah.
The bit ends on the 13th of December.
This is just part of it
This is just him creating hype
What he's doing is he's nigging the fans
So that when they do announce the reunion
It's going to be such a big surprise
You're really holding on to that
I really am
And this is why I have a proposition for you this afternoon
So either next week
Next Friday you will be eating cat food
If they have not announced anything.
Yeah.
Which by the sounds of that article and what Ellie just said.
Yeah, look, the odds have swung desperately in your favour.
I agree.
It's not likely.
So I propose you can either leave the bet as it is
and you will probably likely be eating cat food next Friday
or you can take another bet right now and take your chances.
Do I get to know what the other bet is?
Yes.
Here I've got glass.
A wine glass, yeah.
And I've got eggs.
Oh, you want me to do a glass of eggs?
I want you.
You can either risk it and know for a fact you're going to eat cat food next Friday.
Well, no, we don't know for a fact.
There's seven days for it to change, but yeah.
True, yeah.
Or you can drink six raw eggs and you have to keep them down
and you don't have to do the cat food next Friday.
No, I'm a betting man.
I'll take my chances.
You don't even want to try the eggs.
No, because to me, eating eggs and eating cat food are just as bad as each other and this way at least i've got a chance definitely i've got a chance
at least if i if i hold on for seven more days i have got a chance wait you're saying in my opinion
you think eating cat food is as bad as eating raw eggs yeah yeah i do yeah in my opinion hey
are you are you all? Are you okay?
It doesn't matter because there's a chance that this reunion could still come true
and I'll take the seven days of leave.
Let's make it interesting.
Two eggs.
No, I don't want the eggs.
One egg and you keep it down.
No, I don't want it.
I don't want it.
You're confident.
I don't want it.
You're confident enough.
Because this one, there's no chance you're going to eat cat food it You're confident enough Because this one There's no chance
You're going to eat cat food
If I do this right now
There's no chance
You'll eat cat food
If they announce it
Before next Friday
I will still eat the cat food
Oh
Yeah I'm just giving you an out
Because it's looking like
You're going to eat the cat food
Oh so if I do the egg now
And then the reunion comes through
You'll still eat the cat food
Yes
That's fair
I still made that bet
Okay
I want to hold on Nice The cat food. Yes. That's fair. I still made that bet. Okay.
I want to hold on.
Nice.
You don't want to go for it?
No, I want to hold on. Well, just know, can we market in the books that I showed mercy by making this offer?
I think Clint secretly wants to eat cat food.
Yeah, same here, actually.
My cats just seem to love it so much.
Next Friday, this time, same place, same time,
Clint will be chowing down.
Or Bree.
No, it'll be Clint.
If there's a Friends reunion, it'll be Bree.
I think it's going to be you, mate.
ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
It's a lot of people's worst nightmare, winning the lotto and losing the ticket.
Yeah.
Not being able to claim it.
That's why I've changed to the app, by the way.
Yeah, well, it does help with that, you know, when you...
Because I'm logged in.
Well, exactly.
I can lose my phone, but surely they can go, well, we can see you purchased it.
Well, probably there's a paper trail then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But one lucky person and also the most unlucky person in the world won the lottery in Arizona in the US.
You know how much money they won?
American ones are big.
A hundred million?
No.
Hey, when you do that, I shouldn't have asked you.
Oh, 50,000? No, more than that. Oh, wow. I'm going to be that. I shouldn't have asked you. Oh, $50,000?
No, more than that.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to be impressed.
Heaps more.
I think it's about, I'm going to try and figure out New Zealand money.
It'd be like $22 million-ish.
It's still good.
That's a lot of damn money.
Not $100 million like you over-exaggerated with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's a lot.
It's life-changing money yeah for
sure like i've said i reckon anything over 10 million will ruin your life yeah probably i'm
not saying i don't want it i'm just saying i think it'll ruin you you're the person i know
the most who wants it um 15 months have passed um since the ticket has been confirmed as the
winning ticket yeah um which means uh they can't claim it anymore.
It goes unclaimed.
I think it's 12 months in New Zealand, by the way.
Yeah, I think you've got 12 months to cash in your ticket.
To cash it in.
Surely you'd hope that if you went in 12 months and one day over the time.
They'd honour it.
They'd go, oh, you know what, all right.
Well, this is the thing.
We'll let you in this time. This is the time. They'd honour it. They'd go, oh, you know what, all right. Well, this is the thing. We'll let you in this time.
This is the thing.
I don't think they can because I can tell you what happens to the money.
Well, at least in Arizona, the state of Arizona anyway.
Apparently, yeah, after 15 months, if no one has claimed the prize,
the money is divided up between a bunch of different groups.
Charity groups?
Well, millions will go towards a mix of community partners and future prize winnings.
So some of it goes back into the lotto.
30% of the money will go to a non-profit called
Court Appointed Special Advocates,
which provides volunteers to assist neglected or abused children in court,
which is amazing.
Yeah, that's good.
And around, I think, nearly a million dollars also is designated
for another internet crimes against children task force.
Yeah, that's good too.
So a bunch of different causes and it gets spread out.
So by the time, say, he turns up next month and he goes, or she,
and goes, hey, this is my ticket, They go, sorry, we've given it out.
Yeah, and then he'll go, you go and get that money off those children in court.
Give them a million.
Yeah, they don't need it.
I need it.
That reminds me, I need to buy a lotto ticket.
It does.
And I'll be buying it from the app.
I hope that if I win on the app and I haven't claimed it after 11 months, they text me and
they go, hey, Clint, there's some money here for you.
You know?
Do you reckon they would text you?
I would hope so.
It's 2019.
I don't know.
Can you imagine getting that text?
That'd be awesome.
Hey, Clint, just a cool $22 million here for you to pick up.
And I'd be like, stop texting.
Oh, no, this is a good text, actually.
Thank you for this one.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
This is news.
Look, I know there's an Australian in the team,
and I don't want to be seen as being culturally insensitive,
but Australia must be stopped.
You're a cultural racist.
With news like this, I think Australia has gone too far,
and it's time that we, as their Anzac cousins,
step in and go, hey, Australia.
What have we done now?
What's Israel Folau done now?
Go home, Australia.
You're drunk.
No, you can't blame this one on Folau either.
You can't.
Oh, that's a surprise.
I know.
You can't blame this on your prime minister.
You can't even blame this one on Pauline Hanson or Russell Crowe.
You guys have done this to yourself.
Australia and the chips brand over there, Smith's.
Yeah, it's like Bluebird.
They're the biggest chip in Australia, right? Biggest one, yep. Who's bigger, them or Lay's? Oh, both are pretty there, Smiths. Yeah, it's like Bluebird. They're the biggest chip in Australia, right?
Biggest one, yep.
Who's bigger, them or Lay's?
Oh, both are pretty big.
Smiths.
I'd say Smiths.
They're the chip.
They're the chip.
Have announced their new flavor arriving on the 1st of January.
So the way they've decided Australia will start the new decade
is with a new flavor of chip.
They're launching the Lamington chip.
Brilliant.
Way to go. Way to go, guys. Not brilliant. Love it. First you bought us the flavour of chip. They're launching the Lamington chip. Brilliant. Way to go.
Way to go, guys.
No, not brilliant.
Love it.
First you bought us the garlic bread chip.
Then we had the meat pie chip.
Not brilliant.
And now we've got the other icon, the Lamington chip.
Chips are meant to be savoury.
Are they?
Yeah.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, they are.
What about salty sweet?
Salty sweet is fine, but Lamington is not salty sweet.
So it lays here.
The advertising says, Struth, what a beaut.
Fair dinkum, it's lamington.
Oh, I like it even more.
Fair dinkum.
The company has said that the flavour you can expect from a lamington chip
are hints of coconut, chocolate, cream, and butter.
Oh, bloody oath, Cobber.
No.
Get it in me.
No.
No one wants a crunchy lamington.
I love it.
No one wants a chipped lamington.
You can't knock it.
I love a lamington.
In fact, we've had an argument as to whether lamingtons were Kiwi or Australian.
We like them so much.
Yep.
But I don't want it on a chip.
I don't want that on a chip.
But you can't knock it until you try it.
Yeah.
You actually can't because maybe if they're producing this thing,
it's got to be somewhat good.
That's not true.
Yeah?
That's not true.
Name one thing that's mass produced that's horrific.
The garlic bread chips weren't good.
They were okay.
They didn't taste like garlic bread.
They tasted more like a chicken chip.
But they weren't horrible.
Name one thing that's mass produced that's horrible.
That no one likes.
I don't want to offend anybody.
That's the problem.
Anyway.
Oh, yeah.
We've made this mistake before.
No, I'm keen for it.
Yeah, we have.
Let's not go down that road.
I'm keen for the lamington chip.
And you know what else?
I'm going back to Aussie for the holidays.
I can bring these back and we can try them.
Yeah, bring them back and you can try them.
That sounds great.
No, we can try them.
Bree and Clint.
No Lamington chips here.
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