ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – December 8th 2020

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

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Ho ho ho everybody, Merry Christmas and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Are you saying Merry Christmas to people yet? Has that entered your vocabulary yet? It's quite nice to flex on someone this early in the year and just drop a Merry Christmas on them because it catches them off guard. I'm not, but I don't mind if someone does. Yeah, I know, but take the power back. Start Merry Christmasing people. And they don't know how to react. Oh shit, no one said that to me yet. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

What? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. What? Merry Christmas. Hey, Ben, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, mate. Oh, did you? Merry Christmas, bro. That's a bit too Christmassy, man. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Sorry, mate. Happy Turkey Day. Six white boomers, snow white boomers, chasing Santa Claus through the blazing sun. Six white boomers, snow white boomers, on his Australian run. Is that an Australian song? Yeah, it talks about... What gave it away, Anastasia?

What's a boomer? Good question, good question. The only thing I know... It's a white kangaroo. Oh, does that... Wait, Did boomers They're like old people Oh this will be good

No ask the question No they're baby boomers Yeah No boomers It's like another name for it It's like a slang name I've never heard of that What's a white kangaroo

Like is it an albino kangaroo It's just a part of the Christmasy Christmas Story Oh right It's a story about Like I think, to make them more Christmassy. They were white kangaroos, yeah.

But you can get white wallaroos. What's a walla? Oh, a half wallaby, half kangaroo? No, yeah, it's like a giant kangaroo. Oh, big. I would have thought half wallaby, half kangaroo would be small. I've added them together. Wallabies, yeah, small.

And mutations. Let's go countries, national animals against each other I would have thought half wallaby, half kangaroo would be small. I've added them together. Wallabies. Mutation. Let's go countries, national animals against each other and who would win in a fight. So New Zealand, Kiwi, Australia, kangaroo. I think we would win. Kangaroo. Definitely kangaroo. I don't think there's any... Doubt.

I don't think there's any countries who we would beat with the Kiwi. We'd be able to hide well. Unless there's like a national fly or a caterpillar, they'd probably... True. Or a worm. If it's a country with a national fly or a caterpillar, they'd probably... Or a worm. If it was a country with a national insect, the Kiwi would win. Is there a country with an insect?

Don't think so. What's our other national animal? Platypus? No. It's on our coat of arms. Emu. Yeah, it is the emu. It's on every coin.

On the back of every coin. I love it for the emu. Do you guys have like a... Okay, pick one. No, no, pick one. Emu or it is the emu It's on every coin On the back of every coin Oh I love that for the emu Do you guys have like a Okay pick one No no pick one Emu or kangaroo Because I've got some more battles Wait to go into a battle

Yeah Which the animal that's Emus are pretty ruthless Okay you take emu You're going against South Africa Springbok Who would win Probably an emu

Emu I'd say Yeah I'll give you that Because springboks aren't aggressive Okay you're off to America You're fighting a bald eagle With its claws and its ability to fly. Who's going to win? Emu. Emu's got giant three claws.

It's like prehistoric bird. Yeah, but the eagle can come from a height. What about a bear? Have you seen the size of an emu? Yeah, but have you seen how high an eagle can fly? They can, like, fish a salmon out of the water. Yeah, but an emu is like ten times the size. Alright.

Oh, I've got you now. Okay, we'll take you on emu. You're off to Argentina. Time to fight a puma. Puma. Yeah, I think pumas like birds, don't they? Yeah.

Pretty big bird though. Is that what an Argentine is? Yep. It's a national animal of Argentina. That's cool. That's why their rugby team are called Los Pumas.

I was just going to say you're going off all the country's animals of rugby teams. Yeah, that's their national animal. Well, you correct me then. What's Japan's? Are they just flowers? Japan's rugby team are called the Brave Blossoms. Did you say flowers? Blossoms. I love that

for Japan. Well, a blossom's a flower, right? Cherry blossoms are awesome. Oh, they're beautiful. I'd love to see those Okay emu vs cherry blossom Cherry blossom Cherry blossom Hands down That's over by the way

Let's finish that conversation Yeah that's done Unless Russia Beer Yeah Beer would probably win everything China

What's China's? What's China? A horse? Is it a horse? No, it's not a horse. Ben, Google national animal of China. Oh, I want to guess it. Would it be...

Some sort of bird, I reckon. Oh, it's so obvious. Is it? Yeah. China. Give us a hint. China. You give us a hint. Right. Yeah, give us a hint.

Right after a big night. It eats bamboo. A girl gets the panda. Panda! Yeah, panda. Yeah. Isn't the only place pandas are is in China? Are they in rainforests somewhere?

No, I think that, yeah, but I don't know. If you want to get a giant panda at your zoo It has to go through The Chinese government You have to be approved By the Chinese government To have a panda Because they're so precious Have you applied Yeah

At some point in time Dewey loves pandas She's like dad Get me a panda Yep only in China There you go Damn Okay

Time for a podcast So sit back Relax Maybe go to the toilet If you need to go to the toilet now Quick toilet break Stop telling people to go to the toilet It's weird

Well if you need to Now's the time If you want to go Only once Not two But actually you can listen to this On the toilet if you want You can

Especially if you've got a speaker In the toilet like me I've got it That's your thing Have a great time Do you reckon anyone listens to this When they're Pooping

Indoor gardening? Oh, I hope not. That would be weird. And a straight thing because it's such good content. If you are listening to this right now while you're indoor gardening, get it girl! Both of you, together, in 3, 2, 1...

Oh, shit, that was so underwhelming. That was a metaphor actually. See you, bye. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. welcome to the show. Brie and Clint, what day is it? Tuesday. How many days till Christmas? 17. There you go. Did you make that up?

Yep. Yeah, well I'll just roll with it. Let's see if I'm right. How many days? I think you are right. Whoa! It's 17! 17 days till Christmas and I haven't bought any presents. Did I just get good at math just then?

Well, the Insta Fame Games coming up today, it might be the day that we need you to finally make some decisions for us. My math teacher said one day it might kick in, and finally at the age of 30, it might be the day that we need you to finally make some decisions for us. My math teacher said one day it might kick in and finally at the age of 30, it's kicked in. Quick, recite pi to five decimal places. Nah, still bad. Nah, dammit. Okay, sweet. Next on the show, we want to bring up, is this a sensitive topic? It's a crime that was committed by a member of the wider Brie and Clint family, isn't it? And it gets brought up

at this time of year, each year. Yeah, I think it's just good to, you know, hold your loved ones accountable. Check this all remorseful. Yeah, for when they are committing a federal crime. 100%. Yep. 100%. And we're not joking. No. This is legit. We will re-litigate

the federal crime perpetrated by none other than Bree's mum. Next on the show, if she answers her phone. She doesn't know that we're calling. We like to, you know, just ambush her with these things. Catch her off guard. Anyway, we'll get her on next. ZM.

I was raised in a small town. Bree and Clint. It's 17 days till Christmas and we have a criminal to confront. We like to do this every time of year, Clint, because, you know, when a loved one is committing a federal crime, we don't know if it's a federal crime, we're just saying it is. Let's go with it, it's a federal crime. You have to hold them accountable.

You have to be the voice of reason. The person who committed that crime is... My mum. And the crime is... Cutting down a tree from the forestry for a Christmas tree. Stealing a Christmas tree. Yep. She does it every year and it's time to hold her accountable again.

We hear she's out there right now with a hacksaw. Yes, she is. Hello. How are you going? Mum, put down the axe. Put down the axe now. What are you talking about? Oh, look at her trying to play all, like, dumb about it.

Diane Thomas-Elwit, it's Brianne Clint calling from the Australian Federal Police here. We have reason to believe you're about to perpetrate your annual crime of stealing a Christmas tree from the Queensland forestry area. How do you plead? I'm not saying anything because this has been recorded. How many years, would you say, Mum, you have or have not committed this federal crime of cutting a tree down from the forestry?

I know exactly how many years and it's 39. 39? With a minimum sentence of three years per tree, you're going away for about a century, lady. Hey, Mum, I've just looked this thing up. I'm off. I've just looked this thing up on the internet. It's about illegal tree removal and the Environmental Planning

and Assessment Act, which was born in 1979, says the maximum penalty for illegal tree removal is $1.1 million. Oh. Well, Brianna, that's all your inheritance gone, isn't it? Oh, shit, we better let it go. No, let's figure this out. $1.1 million times 39 trees. You're on the hook for $42.9 million, lady. Hypothetically.

She's like Leonardo DiCaprio with Christmas trees. That's why she bought the Subaru WRX STI. Get out of here, Fast and the Furious style. Not good for strapping it on the roof, though. No, should have got the roof rack package. We want to talk to some of your fellow felons this afternoon. We're going to open a confession line for people who have stolen Christmas trees. So would you kick it off for us?

Would you say, hi, I'm Mum and Di and I've stolen 39 Christmas trees? Hi, I'm Mum and Di and I've helped the environment by cutting down a few Christmas trees, 39 of them actually. How have you helped the environment by cutting down trees?

I've never heard that one before. Well, it's helped with extra growth, Brianna. Extra growth. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Thank you, Mum and Di. Great to talk to you this afternoon. Love you, guys.

Love you, Mum. Good luck in jail. Thank you. The confession line is open. 0800 dial ZM. We want to know if you've ever stolen a Christmas tree this afternoon. Have you ever cut one down? Maybe you cut it down out of someone's

yard. Or maybe you stole a fake tree from a shopping centre. Let's hope not. We can keep you anonymous. 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696 Have you ever stolen a Christmas tree? I'm really worried now I've lost my inheritance. Oh, not worried about losing your mum though.

Oh, she'll be right. Tis the season to commit a crime. I'm really worried now I've lost my inheritance. Oh, not worried about losing your mum, though. Oh, she'll be right. Bree and Clint. Tis the season to commit a crime. Just to beautify your own home. Bree's mum has just admitted to stealing a Christmas tree. Not just a Christmas tree. 39 Christmas trees. You know, I realised that, you know, back in the day when we all still lived at home,

that my mum and dad would tell us kids to get on the back of the ute and we'd drive down to the forestry and they'd make us accessories to their plan of stealing the Christmas tree. That's how they knew they could keep you quiet. I think my dad even made me cut it down one year. You do it. Yeah, he goes, you take this chainsaw. I'll film.

And I was like, Dad, I'm seven. He goes, you'll be right. Hold it tight. We want to know. It's like a confession line this afternoon. Bree's mum's confessed. We might actually make

her confess every year. Well, Christmas trees are sold out, aren't they? Yeah, and that's a great point. They're impossible to get at the moment. You can't buy the fake ones. They're gone.

Are you willing to admit that you have stolen a Christmas tree? Our first caller is a female who wants to remain anonymous. Hello. Hello,onymous. Hiya. Tell us, Anonymous.

Confess. Hi. Where did you get your Christmas tree from? Well, my dad is a low-code driver, and back in the late 80s, early 90s, he used to just sort of call us, why not pull it over, but stop the train, and just drove them off the side of the track. What, he'd stop an entire train to steal your Christmas tree?

Yeah, and that's how he got it every single year. You know when people ask, what is the true meaning of Christmas? Anonymous, I feel like your dad is the true meaning. I hope he kept one of those Christmas trees just in the cabin of the train as well. Just to give it that... Stopped the massive train to get across the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alicia's here.

Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. So it wasn't actually me that stole the tree. Are you sure about that, Alicia? It was. My flatmate owned a motorbike, and he was out on some rural road

and asked me to come pick him up, which I thought was strange. Okay. So I pulled up next to him on this random rural road. It was dark, and he's like, hold on there a sec, and he went back into the bushes, pulled out this massive tree, shoved it in my little 1998 Mazda Demio, which was coming out the windows and everything.

Yeah. And then took it back home and never even decorated it. Oh, my God. He put in all the effort of stealing it. Did the Demio smell like fresh pine, though? Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. We had the tree in our house for months.

What did he cut it down with? Was it premeditated? Did he go motorbike riding with a saw? I honestly have no idea. I can't even remember. It was years ago. Alicia, on the bright side, does that mean you could travel in the T2 lane?

Yeah. Dope. Sweet as. I mean, that's a plus Doesn't sound like Alicia's calling From an area With a T2 lane

To be honest Oh right Sounds a bit more Rural I mean that's my assumption Hey that's your assuming Totally Our final caller

Wants to be anonymous too Hello anonymous Hello G'day team So yeah Worked in forestry Boys decided We want a Christmas tree

So we chopped A three and a half Metre tree down But being useless tradies We we didn't have any decorations barring a Fulton Hogan traffic cone, so we wrapped that on top and it was too big to fit inside, so we put it in the backyard. A three-and-a-half-metre stolen tree with a traffic cone on top.

Absolutely, mate. The New Zealand way. Mate, I love that. That's what Reggie did. Did Santa know where to drop the presents? Oh, no comment. Yeah. He just dropped them out of a helicopter.

It was in the backyard. He's like, I'm not going anywhere near those slogans. Yeah, he goes, there you go. Thank you. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, despite what everybody thought, turns out it's actually been a great year to be Ellen DeGeneres.

Yes. I mean, we all thought that when she lost a third of her audience after the, I guess you would call it, summer of doom for Ellen DeGeneres. Turns out she's still got a cool $69 million up her pocket or in her sleeve, whatever you want to call it, because she has bought an estate in Montecito, California. Now, just so you know, this is where Oprah has her house. This is where Harry and Meghan are staying. Now, if you watch the show Big Little Lies, that's where it's set. That's actually Montecito where they shoot that.

So those beautiful cliff roads that go along, you know, the ocean, that is where Ellen and Portia have bought this house, which apparently, by the way, is a flipper. So for $69 million, they've still got a little bit of work to do, obviously, because, you know, you just take it for $69 million. They're going to flip it, Dean. Yeah. Helen has good real estate taste.

She used to live next to Jennifer Aniston, and I think she bought Ryan Seacrest's old house, like, cash. She's got the good cash. Dean, where were – because they've lived in that one house for a long time. Where is that? Is that in Beverly Hills? It is. It's across the road from the Playboy Mansion.

So they live, well, not literally across the road, but it's about two doors down from the Playboy Mansion. And it's in Bel Air and it's so beautiful. You can't see the house or anything because Ellen lives right at the back of the property and it's big fences and hedges. But, yeah, they live where the Playboy buddies are. Maybe that's why Ellen thought, oh, hello. I might just become one of the neighbours at the second door. Dean, no. Dean, Dean, get down Playboy bunnies are. Maybe that's why Ellen thought, oh, hello. I might just become one of the neighbours.

Dean, no. Dean, get down, Dean. Surely not. What was he saying? He said he bought the house across the road from the Playboy mansion so Ellen could pick up some bunnies. Dean, come on now. We all know that she likes the pusses.

Hey, hey, hey. Everybody needs to calm down, all right? That's the latest. Thanks to Liquid Self Service Laundromats. You can check out their website for a location near you. Bree and Clint. Just a public service announcement. If you're thinking about getting a puppy for Christmas,

just listen to this story and then decide. Are they going to say don't? No, I'm not saying don't. My new four-month-old puppy had her first very expensive experience on the weekend. Oh, yeah? Look, she's been, because my partner and I, we had that COVID situation where we had to be in lockdown for a little while.

Neither of us had it, so it was all good. But we got to spend quite a lot of time with Whitney, our puppy. So she hasn't been on her own a lot. like she's been with like spoiled she's been very spoiled um anyway on the weekend she was left home for a little bit uh in the ensuite for about an hour yeah anyway we get home and in our ensuite we have a heated towel rack. Oh, yep. The heated towel rack has a cord that runs from the towel rack into the wall. Yep, I know the one. Little Whitney Houston, our four-month-old puppy,

even though she's been in there for months now on her own, she's been fine, decided to chew completely through the cord of the heated towel rack. Jesus. She could have electrocuted herself. I know. So we were like, oh my. You had a heated dog as well as a heated towel rack. Yeah, she could have been toasty.

Anyway, very lucky it was off. So she was fine. Well, we're assuming she was. She seems all right. She wasn't particularly energetic or something like charged up? No, we were obviously very concerned, very worried. Anyway, everything seemed to be fine. And then last night I got home and I went to use our bedroom

and I turned the lights on. Lights weren't working. Oh, no. She's tripped the whole side of the house. So half of the house, the electricity has now been tripped. My new Samsung frame TV in the bedroom, I thought she'd blown a fuse in the TV and ruined it because it wouldn't turn on.

And so we were testing all these plugs and trying to figure out or whatever. So obviously they're like connected to certain things and whatever. And we figured out, you know, obviously it was because she's chewed through this towel rail rack. Did you just go and check the fuse box thing? So, yeah. So we went back to the fuse box and we put it back on. Because it should have a trip thing in it.

Yeah. So it was okay. No, so we've turned it back on. As soon as you used any electrical plug in the room, it would trip it and just go off. You need an electrician. Yeah. You need an electrician dog.

Yeah. So we got an electrician out this morning. God knows how much it's going to cost. He said to me this morning, he goes, oh, what seems to be the problem? And I was like, oh, you know, this is what's happened. And he goes, right. He goes, oh, so do you want me to replace the thing? And I said, bloody hell no. Don't replace it.

She'll just bite through it again. Oh, you're going to take the power component out of it. We just took the whole thing out of the wall. So now you've just got normal towel rail. This is why we can't have nice things anymore. What are you supposed to do? Like when the dog starts chewing through power cables, what are you supposed to do?

Because I get it. It poos inside, start taking it outside. How do you stop it from chewing through a power cable short of putting a muzzle on it inside? It's so tough. You know, it's weird because my favourite food is like, you know, pizza. Hers is electrical cables. It's because it looks like pasta.

That's why. Bree and Clint. Have you ever tried to hide a purchase from your significant other? Only a purchase that was for her. Oh. Like a gift. Right. Yeah.

No, I've definitely hid stuff. Have you? Yeah, absolutely. My mum and I used to tag team sometimes where we'd hide stuff from Dad and then he would ask me how much something was and my mum would have told me the fake price of something to tell him. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's hard to keep those lies going.

There's a Taiwanese man who has been caught up in a lie after he bought a PS5 behind his partner's back but then told her that it was an air purifier. Anyway, she believed him for a little while and then realised exactly what it was and she has forced him to sell it. Really? Absolutely. She said, no, you've lied to me. You've got to sell it now. Anyway, and she has forced him to sell it. Really? Absolutely. She said, no, you've lied to me. You've got to sell it now.

Anyway, and she's made him sell it for the same price he bought it for. And we all know the PS5s are going for like double the amount. Oh, I think it's going to be hard to sell a PS5 for the same because you just get a new one rather than some secondhand PS5. No, people want them and that's cheap. Why didn't she get them to drive the price up and then she could have used the profit to buy an air purifier? I don't know.

The story was shared by a different guy who bought it. Anyway, he bought it from the guy that tried to pass it off as an air purifier and he was like, why are you selling it for so cheap? Like, I don't understand. Like, what's going on here? Anyway, that's when the man revealed the story. So I have to tell it to you.

I'm in trouble with my girlfriend. Yeah, you literally said that. What did you say, sorry? I'm in trouble. My girlfriend found out it wasn't an air purifier. My girlfriend's making me sell a PS5. I'm not happy about it. It kind of does look like an air purifier.

Well, if you don't know what an air purifier looks like, then yeah, it does, which I don't. But yeah, it could be an air purifier. Surely the main giveaway would have been when he was playing Crash Bandicoot on it? Maybe he only played it when she was away. Oh yeah, that makes sense. He's like, whoa, babe, check out this feature that the air purifier does. It's got

Gran Turismo. This is the dopest air purifier ever. It's so good. Value for money. So do you think she really didn't want him to have a PS5 or she just wanted to teach him a lesson for lying? Well, maybe he spent money that they didn't have. Oh, right. And he told her that it was a cheap air purifier.

Maybe. I don't know. Is there anything your partner doesn't want you to buy currently that you're keen to buy? Barbecue. Really? Yeah. I want to get her a barbecue for her birthday.

And she doesn't want a barbecue? No, she said too much. Oh, you want to get her the barbecue? Yeah. Or do you want a barbecue? No, I want to get her. She really wants a barbecue, so I want to buy her the barbecue. Oh, but she's saying it's too much.

Yeah, I want to buy her. Buy the barbecue for yourself and buy her some tongs. No, that's horrible. No, but it's a way of getting around it. You know, you just go, I got this barbecue and you can use it. No, I'll just buy it for her and tell her some tongs. No, that's horrible. No, but it's a way of getting around it. You know, you just go, I got this barbecue and you can use it. And I'll just buy it for her and tell her, too bad. What sort of barbecue?

A Weber. Yes. Yeah, a Weber, like the mid-size one. Yeah. And she's like, oh, it's too expensive. Love a Weber, love a Broil King. Oh, yeah, barbecue chat. The Webers are awesome.

We want to know this afternoon, did you hide a purchase from your partner? Did you make a secret purchase? We've talked to people on this show before who had secret motorbikes. They kept them at separate houses and they would leave the house on foot and walk to the house where the motorbike was and then hop on the motorbike and ride the motorbike to work. They had it for years.

Yeah, years. I'm pretty sure my dad bought a car behind my mum's back. Secret car? Yeah, Datsun. Where did he keep it? Oh, he had a farm. Yeah, he kept it. There's plenty of places.

Just park it under a tree. One of the sheds. Put it under a pile of hay. I don't know how far I'm from. You really are a city person, aren't you? Oh, yeah, well, you know. Oh, $800 at him this afternoon. You can text us on 9696.

Yeah, what purchase have you kept from your partner? Or maybe you told them that it wasn't as expensive as what it was. You can also text us on 9696. A guy has had to return his PS5 after he told his girlfriend that it was an air purifier and she figured it out and said, no, that's a PS5. You're taking it back. It's a bit rough. How humiliating too.

I find any time that someone's being punished by their partner and they deserve it, how humiliating. You know, how do you just go, oh my God, I'm such a loser. Because she's had to reprimand him like she's his mum. I'd probably just say, nah, keeping it. Well, then she'd go, well, I'm leaving you. You obviously have no respect for me. You go, I've got a new girlfriend now.

It's called PS5. It's called PS5. We want to know this afternoon, on 0800DIALZM, did you have a purchase that you hid from your partner? Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina.

Hello. Did you hide the purchase? No, he did. Oh, what did he hide, Tina? A whole Harley Davidson. A Harley Davidson? I've got a lot of questions. Where did he hide the Harley Davidson?

Well, he texted me while I was at work and said that he was buying a Harley and will just worry about getting a house next year. So there goes the house deposit. Not cool. It turned out too well because it was rather loud. That's a bit selfish, isn't it? A bit stupid too.

Did he hide the Harley at your house? No, he was at work and then he came, he brought the Harley home and that was what I heard. Out of curiosity, was it a soft tail? Was it a fat boy? What was it? I think it's a sportster. Oh, that's the one I want.

Yeah, but how good would a house be as well? I mean, a house would be good. I can just imagine this man logic that he uses. Like, man, she's going to be so impressed. Chicks love dudes on motorbikes. So wait, Tina. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

So he sacrificed you guys getting a house so he could buy a Harley. What did you get to buy then? Absolutely nothing. I'm still waiting. Are you still with him? Yeah, absolutely. Does he still have the Harley?

Yes, he does. Oh, you're a soft touch. Yeah, you should sell the Harley and buy something for yourself. So fine. Yeah, right. I think he thought after lockdown life's too short stuff that I want a motorbike. Yeah, right. Well, you did apply the same logic then. That'd be good if he was single. I'm going to get so many checks. Oh, sorry, babe. Matt's here. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. How's it going?

Was it you, Matt, that hid something or one of your partners? Yeah, so this is a common occurrence, actually, because I sort of run with the ask for forgiveness rather than permission. Right. And this was, I bought a personalised number plate for my car. And I sort of thought, let's see how long it takes for her to actually notice it. But she was actually pulling up the driveway as I was screwing it onto the car. Oh, Matt.

What number plate was it? Do you mind telling us? Was it worse? Yeah. B-C-K-L-U-P, which spells buckle up because my last name is Buckle and it's on the front of a Nissan GT-R. No, I like that.

There we go. That's actually good. I like that, Matt. That's good. She would have gone, look, you lied to me, but it's quite a good number plate. No, that's pretty good, Matt.

I imagine you've wanted that number plate your whole life. Someone else texted her and they said, I've spent over 20 grand on Gucci items and have passed them off to my fiance as fakes. He's inspected the new purchases and tells his mates that I get good quality fake stuff. You can't even tell the difference. That's good.

They look so real. Someone else texted her and they said, I hid a new iPhone from my partner. I told them that I wanted on the radio. Works every time. Finally, Tanya, did you hide a purchase from your partner? No, not me. He did.

Oh, he did. What did he hide, Tanya? What did he hide? A V8 Holder Nuke. That's a pretty big thing to hide. For how long? Yeah, well, I don't go in the garage. Yeah, that's his domain, so I stay out of there.

Yeah. Yeah. How long did he get away with it before you figured it out? Four months. Four months. How did you figure it out, Tanya? I needed some Allen keys for a bed. Oh, yeah, that'll get him.

What did you think when you went in the garage? Did you think they were... Went into the garage? Yeah. I mean, it's his... I opened up the garage door and voila, there's a ute sitting there. It's his own fault. He didn't hide it very well, did he?

Well, because he knows that I don't ever go in there because I can't stand it. Yeah, right. It's just a messy man cave. Tanya, you sound like a woman that no man should mess with. How did you deal with the hidden Holden V8 ute? Oh, I closed all up, pretended I didn't know anything, waited for him to come home and I just said to him, is there something you need to tell me?

He said, no. And I said, I think you do. And Tanya's like, I also found your secret girlfriend in the garage. I'm not too happy about that either. I said, it's big and it's red. He goes, don't talk about my girlfriend like that. Bree and Clint. I've got space news. And this is space news for women.

Okay, why? Jeff Bezos has announced that his company, Blue Origin, will take the first woman to the moon. Right. They're going to the moon. NASA is getting, because NASA doesn't get funded anymore by the government. I can't believe a woman has never been to the moon. Right. And it's

2020. Yeah. So NASA have said alright billionaires your companies can fund this mission and it can be that Amazon's like yeah we'll do it. And it'll be the Amazon mission to the moon. And Jeff Bezos is like, yeah, Amazon will do it. And no woman has ever been to the moon,

so we'll take a woman. That's ridiculous. Only 12 people have ever walked on the moon. All of them men and all of them white. Oh, come on, NASA. The last man to walk on the moon was a man called Harrison Schmidt.

In 1972, did you know a human being hasn't stepped foot on the moon since 1972? I did know that because I feel like once, you know, everyone was fighting and all the countries were fighting to get to the moon first and once they'd done it, they kind of went, oh well. There's nothing here. There's nothing here. Let's go back.

He was on the moon in December 1972 for 22 hours and two minutes. And while he was there, he drew a dick and balls in the moon dust. And he also wrote on the back of the spaceship with his finger, he wrote, clean me. No, he didn't. He goes, yeah, he wrote. You're so full of crap. No, he didn't.

You know what is a true story, and this is no BS. The first time a woman got sent to space by NASA, she went for six days. Yeah. You know how many tampons NASA gave her? For six days? For six days. I don't know.

How many? NASA, who are meant to be the greatest minds, obviously no females were in the room when they decided this. When the first woman got sent to space for six days, they gave her 100 tampons for six days. Well, it depends. 100 tampons. Depends on their flow.

What do you think is happening to us ladies? These are meant to be the greatest minds in the world. And they're like, oh, right, woman, go into space, six days. Oh, she's going to need tampons. We've had to give her a hundred. Can I just, I just need to confer with producer Ben for a second. Ben, do you think a hundred tampons is too many

or not enough? Definitely too many. Oh yeah, same, yeah, too many. Thank you, producer Ben.

Oh, I thought you were going to say something bad. They're like, all right, six days, six tampons. No,

but like, how, like these people are meant to be the smartest people in the world and they don't even know. Or they didn't ask her.

They didn't even ask her. Did she keep them, the tampons? They are so expensive. Because tampons are expensive, man. You would just leave some on earth, right? I'll need those when I get back. NASA. They've got a little rocket blaster on the end of them.

So smart. Yeah, right. But yet can't decide how many tampons a woman needs for six days. Anyway, good news to female astronauts. You guys are off to the moon. Congratulations. Yay, that is good news. That is good news.

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Bree and Clint. TikTok. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. Has been massive this year. People have had a lot of time on their hands. The most downloaded app of 2020 we found out last week. Yeah, I think, yeah, it was the most downloaded, wasn't it?

Yeah. That song we just played. Yeah. The Weeknd, Blinding Lights, all over TikTok. Yeah, and it was the most downloaded, wasn't it? Yeah. That song we just played. Yeah. The Weekend Blinding Lights, all over TikTok. Yeah, and it was the most streamed on Spotify because of that. Yeah, right. So there's been a list, and we love a list at this time of year, don't we? Yeah, love to phone it in and read your list. Love to read a list. I've got a list of the top 10 celebrities on TikTok.

Oh, yeah. And also the top 10 songs from TikTok of this year. Okay, who are the biggest TikTokers? Biggest celebrity TikTokers of this year. Number 10, Jack Black. Really? Good for Jack Black. Yeah, Jack Black making a splash.

Yeah, good for him. Number nine, Shane Mitchell. Oh, yeah. Number 10, number eight, sorry, Dr. Phil. On TikTok? On TikTok. Wow, good for Dr. Phil. They TikTok? On TikTok. Wow, good for Dr. Phil. They must be posting clips of the show.

Don't you love to see boomers take hold of social media and really make it their own? Go Dr. Phil. Well done. Seven, Lil Yachty. Number six, Chyna McClain. Don't know her. Number five, Tiger.

Really? Who used to date Kylie Jenner. Number four, Charlie Puth. I used to date- Rack City Bitch. Yeah, Kylie Jenner. Number four, Charlie Puth. I've seen him doing a lot of stuff. He does a lot. Yeah, yeah. Number three, Lizzo. Really?

Yeah. Number two, Kylie Jenner. Yeah. And number one, the biggest celebrity TikToker is Jason Derulo. Bigger than old- What's his name? Charlie Demili- Yeah, apparently.

No, these are, I think, celebrities, not TikTokers. Oh, not TikTok celebrities. No, no, no. Oh, right. Actual celebrities, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm surprised Gordon Ramsay's not on there and Will Smith. Yeah, Gordon Ramsay's daughter's blowing it up.

Yeah, totally. Let's do the top songs that have come from TikTok this year. Coming in at number 10 is What You Know About Love. By Pop Smoke. This list is going to be very triggering for some people who have spent too much time on TikTok this year. They're like, oh, no. Because some songs I can never hear again.

Yeah, same. Because they got so blown up. It's like that Weekend song. Yeah. Ruined it a bit, didn't it? Except when I hear it on ZM and I'm like, man, love this. Turn it up. Number nine, shout out to our. Turn it up. Number nine.

Shout out to our local gal Benny. Super lonely. This blew up. She's a bonafide TikTok success story. Yeah, massive. I hope they make some good money out of TikTok. I don't know how it works. Well, they make money off all the streams that they get from it blowing up.

A song, number eight, is called Rags to Riches by Rod Wave. Yeah. Number seven, we all heard this song before, The Box. Yeah. By Roddy Rich. These are the top ten songs from TikTok of this year. Number six was Tap In by Shweetie. Oh, yeah, what was it, Trina, off this one?

It was a dance. Yeah, right. Coming in at number five. Move on fast, I don't know if we stinted that one. I did hear a few words. Number five, this song was Massive by Doja Cat. That was a dance as well. Yeah.

Number four, biggest songs on TikTok. It was WAP by Cardi B. Can you do the dance to this? I put my hip out at a party recently. Number three, Out West by Travis Scott was number three. Number two and number one, took number two and number one. It was our boy, Josh685. And, of course, Jason Derulo, their collab.

That's huge. So, obviously, he got it by himself before Jason Derulo was on it and then got it when Jason jumped on it. The two versions, is that how it works? No. So Savage, the remix by Megan Thee Stallion. Oh. Oh, wait, is that the same song?

No, that's a different one. Oh, no, I've stuffed up. Oh, this is awkward. That's the other one. I'm too old to be on TikTok. Yeah, right? Oh, no. My apologies.

That's a different song. I mean, of course, yeah, Megan Thee Stallion, Savage. My apologies. That's a different song. I mean, of course, yeah, Megan Thee Stallion, Savage. I'm a savage. This break was brought to you by people over 30 on TikTok.

We're on there. We just don't know how it works. Have a cup of tea now. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers.

She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta-fame game. Forgot we're meant to get people on so we can play for them. Oh. Yeah. Have we run out of time? No, this person who's calling right now can play.

Hi, ZM, who's this? Oh. Call now. No, no. Let's stick with this. 0800 dial ZM if you want us to play. You can win some mobile fuel.

Nicole, who are you picking for the Instafame game? Nicole? Hello? Hello, who are you picking? Free, please. No worries, Nicole.

Alright, let's get another one. Amy. Amy, who are you? Oh no, you get me. You get Clint. Okay. There you go. Rapid fire. See, that was easy. Easy as. Producer you get me. You get Clint. Okay. There you go. Rapid fire.

That was easy, wasn't it? Easy as. Producer Ben runs the Instafame game. It's where we guess how many followers famous people have on social media. That is correct. Ben. This week's theme is celebrities with birthdays close to Christmas Day. Oh, nice.

And your first person for the Instaf Fame Game is a Christmas Day baby. It's the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Love it. My favourite celebrity. Yeah. Oh, that's a hard one.

I've seen all his movies. Who is following him? Well, he's influential. He's pretty big. Yeah, Jacinda's got... Oh, I shouldn't say that. What if she's in the game? Who knows?

Who knows? Justin Trudeau. Bree, you put 1.1 million. Clint, you put 2.1 million. He has 3.9 million. Damn, get it, Trudeau. It's because he posts all those shirtless pics. No, I'm sure it's because of his really good political policies.

Yeah. Your next person who has a birthday close to Christmas, it's on the 24th of December, Ricky Martin. Does he? Yeah. Does he live in La Vida Loca on Christmas Eve? Yeah. How many Instagram followers?

He bangs. How many followers? Again, this guest is based purely off looks, even though he's a wonderfully talented man. Clint, for Ricky Martin, you've got $9 million. Brie, you've got $4.2 million. He has 14.8 million people. Oh, God, I'm having a shocker today.

South American, they go crazy for their heroes. Sorry, Nicole, I'm trying to bring it back here. Okay. Your next person to play us to Fame Game, who also has a birthday on Christmas Eve, Ryan Seacrest. Does he? Yeah, Christmas Eve Ryan Seacrest does he yeah Christmas Eve can you imagine

that'd be horrible he's sitting there sipping his birthday coffee through a straw doesn't every year he do the big Christmas thing in New York Square New Year's Eve

oh that's that sorry yeah the ball drop I was going to say on his birthday not fair how many Instagram followers for Ryan Seacrest

he's a pretty big deal he's Ryan Seacrest he's pretty big well you've gone big girl for Ryan Seacrest. He's a pretty big deal. He's Ryan Seacrest. He's pretty big. Well, you've gone big, girl. For Ryan Seacrest, Brie, you've put $25 million. Clint, you've put $7 million. Ryan Seacrest has $5.1 million. I've had an

absolute shocker today. Well, I've won like 12 weeks in a row. Yeah, had to crack. Yeah, had to crack. Yeah, had to crack. Amy, congratulations. Well done. You've just won some free mobile fuel. Thank you so much.

You're very welcome. You're welcome too, Amy. Well, I had to lose for you to win. Amy's just sitting there, nothing's going to happen. She's like, oh, I might call up. Amy's like, who is this show? What is going on?

We appreciate you calling through, Amy. Look, sometimes, Clint, with this job, you've just got to come up with games and stuff because there's nothing else to talk about. What do you mean sometimes? That's literally what we get paid to do. A lot of the time. A while ago, I came up with a game, That Don't Impress Me Much. Funnily enough, out of the whole team, I'm

the worst at. And you hate playing the most. Yeah. I love that game. I think it's great. Anyway, I thought we could do a different spin on that game and do like a bit different game. Sure. But kind of the same. What's the song? The song is a new song by Bebe

Rexha called Jealous. She just talked about all these things that she's jealous of. I thought we could do the same concept but we could say things we're jealous of. I'm into it. I feel like this is a good opportunity to be vulnerable. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Okay, we've got all the bits here. Do you want to give it a go first so we can figure out how it works? Okay. All right, I'm going to kick this off. Okay, so wait. Do you know when to come in? Do you know when to come in?

Wait, let's do a practice first. Yeah, yeah. So it goes this part. You wait, you wait. Got it? You got the rhythm? You don't have it, do you? No, I don't know.

One more time. Listen. Got it. Okay, got it, got it. Here we go. Good luck. I don't think you've got it at all. But here it comes.

Here's your one. Of all the people who aren't lactose intolerant. Yeah, that was all right. Oh, it's not too bad. We can build on that, though. Yeah, we can give that a go. All right, who wants to go next? I'll go next.

Okay, you go next. Okay, here we go. Of guys that have thick hair. I'm jealous of people who have thick hair, too. Isn't that nice? You know, like Cam Manson? Oh, he's got the best hair. Just once, I want to do a man bun where it doesn't look like I'm jealous of people who have thick hair too. Isn't that nice? You know, like Cam Manson? Oh, he's got the best hair. Just once, I want to do a man bun where it doesn't look like I'm bald.

When I put my hair in a ponytail, it just looks like a wisp of hair. It's just ridiculous. Right? It's not fair. So unfair. Let's go to the producers. Who wants to go first? I don't mind.

There's not a lot of pressure here. Yeah, I know. Just Ben, it's the first time. Yeah, okay. Yeah, cool. Also, we haven't nailed it, so I don't think the pressure is too high. I don't mind. There's not a lot of pressure here. Yeah, producer Ben, it's first time. Yeah, okay, yeah, cool. Also,

we haven't nailed it so don't think the pressure is too high. Yours was pretty good. Good luck, Ben. Here you go. Good luck,

Ben. Of people like Bree who can own dogs. Why can't you own a dog? Oh, flatting. He's flatting. Yeah,

he can't own dogs. I've been jealous of people like me for 10 years. My time's finally come. You've got to do it breeded, man. Look up with someone who owns a house. That is a very good idea.

Anastasia, are you ready? Yeah. I heard the one you were practising with and it was quite depressing. What? Don't say it in case it's the one she's doing. Anastasia went down the real honest route. No, I'm not doing that one. Okay, you ready?

Yeah, you ready. Here we go. Good luck. Of anyone who's finished their Christmas shopping. Stop bragging. We did it. You're organised. Can I say what Anastasia's other one was?

No. No, you can't. Do it. Say it. Someone might ask if I want other one was? No. No, no. That's not nice. Say it. Someone might ask if I want to use it. Okay. Well, yeah. I'm jealous of girls who have perky boobs.

Or just boobs in general. Yeah. That too. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Do you want to play this with us this afternoon? You just got to tell us what you're jealous of. You can be as honest and as vulnerable as you like. That's what we want this afternoon. Bring it on. What have you got?

What have you been jealous of that you just want to get off your chest? The best jealousy thing that someone offers us this afternoon is going to win some free mobile fuel as well. Okay, I'll wait $100 at him. We're getting jealous. It's a normal thing to get jealous of other people.

But we want you to admit it on the radio. No one admits it. No one ever admits it. They just get passive aggressive. They're like, no, I'm not jealous. I don't care. I don't care if they got that for Christmas. Today on the show, we want you to admit it.

We've done a few. I've got another one if we need another mood setter. Okay. Of Art Green and all his abs. I just don't understand. I don't get it. Like, I watch his Instagram stories. It's just spelled Asona.

It's like the double amount of shirtless content. I like his vegetable garden. I've got another one if you want it. Yeah, definitely. Okay, here we go. You ready? Yeah. Of girls who look good in crop tops.

You look good in a crop top. No, I don't look good in anything cropped. You get a little dangly belly button piercing for your belly button hole. No, I look terrible. Horrible. We want yours now this afternoon. Let's buy Brie a crop top for Secret Santa. If you buy me a crop top anything.

I want you to face your fears. Why is every girl, T-shirt or jumper cropped these days? I'm over it. Not all of us have good flat stomachs. I don't want to show off my tummy. Hi, Jessa. Sorry, Jessa. I'm just having a meltdown.

No, you're fine. Tell us what you... Are you ready to do this? You know how it works? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Good luck. Good luck with the timing too.

It's not easy. It'm ready. Okay, cool. Good luck. Good luck with the timing too. It's not easy. It's not. Here we go. Of people who have New Year's plans. Oh. What, you can't go or you just haven't

sorted it out yet? I had a falling out with an ex of mine so no point in hanging out with him and his friends. Oh, no. He's taken the friends for New Year's and you've got no plans. They're his friends, so he's more than welcome to be.

Whereabouts are you, Jessa, in New Zealand? I'm in the Waikato. Okay, if anyone's listening, got plans that Jess can come along to, text us. Oh, by the way, yeah, come on down. Okay, thanks, Jessa. Let's go Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica.

Hello. You ready to do this? Yeah. Good luck. Of people that can wear coloured tops because they don't sweat. People can wear what? Coloured tops. I like that one.

You got leaky pits Jessica Yeah Have you tried Botox in your armpits? No it's not expensive Botox is expensive I thought you were going to say Have you tried Mitchum? Botox they reckon

Bit of Botox in your armpits Please write up Yeah but it's so expensive It is very expensive And it's not permanent Okay And I mean who looks at your armpits And goes

God your skin looks amazing. Thanks, sweaty Jessie. Don't call her sweaty Jessie. Siobhan. Hi. Hi. Hi. You're jealous of something.

You're ready to do this, yeah? Yeah. Here we go. I'm on Siobhan. Of a partner that doesn't have a PlayStation 5 to deal with. Siobhan, you're literally jealous of the PS5, aren't you? Yeah. It's getting more attention than you.

Pressing more buttons on the PlayStation 5 than poor old Siobhan. I know. Do you think it'll wear off? Do you think he'll get sick of it? No, definitely not. Yeah, right. All right. You should move out for a week and see if he notices.

No, that's a good idea. Yeah. Or just pretend to knock it off the coffee table. Hi, Danielle. Hi. One more. Come on, are you ready? Yeah.

All right, here we go. Danielle Daniels. Of people that don't get hay fever. Oh! Danielle! Danielle! I bet that's so relatable right now. Yeah, me too, actually. Oh, God. Danielle, wait there.

We've got some free mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. Nice work, Danielle. Awesome, thank you. And God bless you. Achoo! Bree and Clint. Banger.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, three people's birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. Danielle. Kia ora.

Hello, mate. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm very well, thanks, Danielle. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

21st of 12th, 2002. Oh, well, happy birthday for very soon. Thank you. You were 16 in 2018, so not that long ago, on the 21st of December. And this is your birthday banger. We still play it. Are you turning 18 this weekend? Is that right?

Yeah. There you go. Are you having a this weekend? Is that right? Yeah. There you go. Are you having a big night? I'm hoping to. Nice. Okay, wait there. Let's get a birthday banger for Andy. Hey, Andy.

Hi, Andy. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Andy? Speaking of January, 1982.

That's very close to my birthday. You were 16 in 1998 on the 2nd of January. And this is your birthday banger. Chumba Wumba. Hub something. Does that suit you, Andy? Oh, why not? Why not?

Cool, I love it. It's a great birthday, man. This is my song I play when I feel like down or lonely or... When you drink a whiskey drink and a cider drink and a vodka drink. It just makes me feel, just uplifts me for some reason. Tanya's up last. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya.

Hi, how are you? I quite like that last one. Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah. You never know. You might have one just as good. What's your birthday, mate? 2nd of February, 1917.

All right. You were 16 in 1986 on the 2nd of Feb. And Tanya, here's your birthday banger. Oh, God. How good. Tanya. Fantastic. I like that one. Pretty bloody good. Tania. Fantastic. I like that one.

Pretty bloody good. Yep. Does it remind you of 1986? Oh, heck yeah. The discos. I lived in Papua New Guinea at the time. Oh, did you? So my friend's dad was a DJ.

So we were quite often, always at the discos and always on the dance floor. Papua New Guinea's hottest DJ? He used to dress up with wigs and feathers and multicolours. Oh, yeah. Awesome. He was fantastic. The 80s, right? Yeah, nice.

The 80s. Yep, that's the one, the 80s. Love it. Love the hype from Tanya as well. I can't go past Chumbawamba as the winner of birthday bingo. Mine is Tub Thumpin'. That means, Andy, you've won birthday bingo. Congratulations.

Awesome. Thanks, guys. No worries. Get ready to get knocked down, and then we'll get back up again. I'll get up again. Here we go. It's pretty much this year, 2020. This is the song for it, mate.

Awesome. Thanks, guys. I can't go down, but I get up again, and the heavens gonna keep me down This in the night away, this in the night away He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the best times Oh, Danny Boy

Danny Boy Danny Boy I get no doubt That I get up again In the heaven of God to keep me down I get no doubt That I get up again again In the heaven, gonna keep me down I can't no doubt that I'll get up again In the heaven, gonna keep me down I can't no doubt that I'll get up again

In the heaven, gonna keep me down I can't no doubt that I'll get up again In the heaven, gonna keep me down It's in the night away It's in the night away He It's in the night away. He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink.

He drinks a cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times. He sings the songs that remind him of the better times. Don't cry for me, ex-boyfriend. I get no doubt That I'll get up again And the heavens are gonna keep me down I get no doubt

That I'll get up again And the heavens are gonna keep me down I get no doubt That I'll get up again And the heavens are gonna keep me down I get no doubt That I'll get up again And the heavens are gonna keep me down I get no doubt

When I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down I get no doubt Zed and Brian Clint. Chumba Wumba. It's Tub Thumping, the winner of Birthday Banger for Andy. I just read a text on the text machine. It gave me goosebumps all the way down my arms. Someone texted through and they said, We played Chumbawamba when we carried my man out of his funeral, jamming along here with my 11-year-old.

Love it. Oh, my gosh. Shout out to the big man up there. He was with you right then. Yeah. That one hit me right in the feels there. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, beautiful.

Oh, man. And a great song to play at a funeral. Really kind of just shows maybe the personality that someone had. I love that. So that's really cool. Also makes me happy we didn't play the other song. That one's got a lot more meaning to it. But that's also a great song.

This is a great song. Who is this? Starship. I was going to say Starship. I had to check too. Oh, yeah. This is good stuff. Is this the 80s as well?

Yeah, 86. I'm going to say 86, yeah. 86, yeah. I don't say that because I know. I just say that because you just said it before. Yeah. I wasn't there. You say 86, yeah. 86, yep. I don't say that because I know. I just say that because you just said it before. Yeah. I wasn't there. You're like, it was 86 from memory?

When I was born. I was driving a Ford Cortina. And I just started working at a law firm. The drinks were free and the cocaine was cheap. Is this the plot line of Wolf of Wall Street? If you don't listen to this show often, then you wouldn't know, but I am not the fashion girl on the show. Right.

I'm not the fashionista. I'm more the food girl. Right. The girl who likes to sit down. Sure. Yeah, but today is my day, Clint. Right. Because finally, for the first time this year, I have fashion news.

Big dog shit. What have you got? And let me just say, this fashion news is probably for everyone who's not into fashion. Right. Or anti-fashion news. Yeah, kind of, because I know this is for me. I got very excited.

Well, I'm excited. I want to talk about, and now I've forgotten how to say the brand's name, which is very good because I'm not the fashion girl. Is it Moschino? I think it's Moschino. Moschino? Moschino. Why don't we ask the fashion one? I think it's Moschino.

Anastasia, you've probably got some of this. How do you say it? Is it Moschino? It's Moschino. It's Mosquito. Mosquito? No, Moschino. Moschetti? Moschino? It's Moschino. It's Mosquito. Mosquito? No, Moschino. Moschetti? Moschino. Moschino,

yeah. Moschino. I thought it was. Anyway, there's fashion news about the brand Moschino, which if you don't know, which I do, funnily enough, they release some weird shit. Yeah, they do. Some real weird stuff. Yeah, I gave my cousin a Moschino phone holder once. Yeah. Like a phone

case. Yeah. The whole case had an entire titty. I got it for free. It had a whole titty bear attached to the back of it. Yeah, it's weird, eh? It's weird, yeah. Weird stuff. Anyway, they have gone to the next level as they have released the first ever baguette bag. Baguette bag?

It's a bag shaped like a real looking bread baguette. Wow. And I am living for it. Wait, I've just seen the price. It's about $1,400. Jesus Christ. It's made of leather though. It is real leather.

For that price, I want it made of bread. Look, you're not sold. No, 100% not sold. Okay, fair enough. We do have the ad campaign trying to sell this Moschiano baguette bag, so this might get you over the line. Luxury. Opulence. Lavish.

Practicality. Carbs. Bag it bag. From Moschino. $1,400 a foot long. One minute on your lips will now be forever on your hips. You've eaten it, so why not wear it? Ham and cheese not included.

Give me ten. For $1,400. I want it. Why don't you just carry a subway around? I mean, I could cut out the subway inside it. Yeah, that's an idea. Anyway, fashion's not about practicality also good fashion's not cheap so i love this okay i do you to buy one

shall we crowdfund it i want it i'm gonna i'll see how much it costs me shipping and everything yeah and then i'll make a decision. Jesus. Sell some stuff. Yeah, maybe I'll sell some of my old shit to buy that. You should do a bake sale to get the baguette bag. Right? Hey, now that is a good idea. High quality fashion news, mate. Well done. There you go.

Earlier in this hour, we did What Are You Jealous Of? And do you remember Jessa called up and she said she's jealous of people with New Year's Eve plans? Yeah. And then you and I put it out on the radio. Yeah. That she was in the Waikato and if anyone had any plans, she said she's had four people contact her. Has she? Yeah.

Oh, news. So she's got plans. I'd love to know what the plans are. Yeah. Can I come? Okay, there's a story about a man who's had a fight with his partner and he's taken this song very, very literally. The man is Italian, lives in Italy, and he's gone viral because after a fight with his partner,

he's gone for a very long walk. How long are we talking? Well, let me give you some details on him first. He's 48. Okay, 48. And he had a bust up. And you know that feeling when you go, I need to get out of here for a bit.

I need to be somewhere else. I need space. I need to clear my head. He, after the fight, embarked on a week-long journey. A week? In an attempt to calm down. Averaging around 65 kilometres a day. Walking.

This is walking. Where did he think he was going? He just kept walking. The man walked so far that he got picked up by Italian police and he was fined 400 euros for breaching lockdown conditions. He walked out of his jurisdictions. Well, you would if you're walking 60km a day. The Angry Man walked...

The Angry Man. The grand total of... 400km. He walked 400km away from his house. He kind of walked, you know, at least the boot He sat at the top of the boot And he got to the hill No, he's gone halfway down

Yeah How bad What was the fight about? We don't know How bad was it? We don't know You know Because I mean, we've all been there

When we're like, oh, I need to go for a walk Have we? Have we all been here? Not there But you know, the feeling where you're like I'm just going to go for a walk I'm going to go for a quick walk around the block Yeah, yeah, yeah You know, the feeling where you're like, I'm just going to go for a walk. I'm going to go for a quick walk around the block. You know, the worst

place I reckon to have a fight is, and everyone has done it. You know, when you have a fight in the car, it's so bad and you can't get out. Have you ever been in a situation where someone ends up getting out at like random place on the street? No, I've been in a situation where they just turn, they're the passenger and they turn and they just on the street. No, but I've been in the situation where they just... Like, I'm walking home. They just turn, they're the passenger and they turn and they just face the window. And I'm like, there's literally... Ooh, cold shoulder. Anyway, the man said, I'm fine, just a little bit tired.

And his wife said a whole lot of swear words in Italian, I think, so... Yeah, you probably called him a fangoro testa da minchia. There you go. It's a good option, though, if you are angry, go for a walk. Not that long a walk. It's always a good option, go for a walk. As long as it takes. Maybe just go to the four square and back.

The Olympics obviously didn't happen this year. 2020 Tokyo. Tokyo, yeah. Which I'm pretty sure it is on for next year at this stage. They're aiming towards this. TBC. TBC. But it is also going to happen in 2024, which will be held in Paris.

Are they not bumping it out? No. Because it's meant to be every four years. They'll just keep it the same. Oh, really? Because or else then forever in history it'll be one year out. Yeah, but we'll figure that out as we go, won't we? No.

Yeah, all right. 2024, out. Yeah, but we'll figure that out as we go, won't we? No. Yeah, all right. 2024 Paris. Man, I'm excited. The International Olympic Committee has announced a couple of different sports that they're adding to the line-up. Yeah. Which they do this all the time. They take sports, they put them in, they take them out.

Yeah. They do it all the time. It's done on popularity, right? Yeah, and it's usually done based on where it is being held as well Usually Like they have quite a bit of say Right Not for everything

Obviously Not the big ones Paris will want fencing involved It seems very French to me Yeah Well The ones that they have voted in And I believe

This is for the first time ever In the Olympics Skateboarding. What? And breakdancing. Then it goes a little stuff like this. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's break this down.

Excuse the pun. Skateboarding. Absolutely should be in the Olympics. Very 2000s Tony Hawk pro skater, though. Skateboarding. X Games, very retro. Is an incredible sport, in my opinion. But what sort of skateboarding are they putting in?

Are they putting in, like, vert ramp? Are they putting in street? Are they doing... Well, there'd be a few different ones that they could put in. Yeah. Obviously, they wouldn't race, put in a race skateboarding, would they? No. It'd be like, yeah, there'd be a number of points.

It'd probably be a half pipe, maybe. Yeah's vert yeah right okay that seems 2000s chic but that's fine if they want to put it in good i'm totally for that and break dancing i am here for it again this is all very retro stuff like there are some baggy pants wearing children of the 80s or like yeah brah can't get wait to get the windmill going again. I'm here for it because I feel like breakdancing is, although you're saying it's very 80s chic, I think it's modern in terms of the Olympics. Right.

And adding different things that haven't been in the Olympics before. I mean, didn't they say gaming is being added to the Olympics? Oh, let's slow down, everybody. You're right, though, in saying compared to other sports like dressage, it's modern. Yeah, add some modern stuff. Compared to, oh, what's the one where they... Fencing.

Fencing, yep. That's not super modern. The Winter Olympics where they do some cross-country skiing and then lie down and do some shooting and then they do some more cross-country skiing. Well, I actually had a look into some sports that have been in the Olympics over the years that you might not have realised.

Okay. So apparently obstacle swimming used to be in the Olympics. So think Wipeout or Ninja Warrior. Really? That type of style. Put Ninja Warrior in the Olympics. Oh, now we're taking it too far. Nah, those guys are incredible.

Okay, you carry on. Also, tug of war. That was an Olympic sport back in the 1900s. Yeah. We could send the All Blacks in as our tug of war team. That'd go well. Tug of war. What else was in the Olympics that you might have not?

Dog sledding. Oh, yeah. Which is so cool, in my opinion. Again, the middle should go to the dog though, not the sledder. It's amazing. Ski ballet was something that used to appear in the Winter Olympics. Really? Yeah, where they used to do choreographed flips, leg crossing, jumps and spins.

Damn. But due to there being no one. No ski ballerinas? Yeah, no one wanted to watch the sport So they took it out Also Wild Wild West made an appearance Where they had a form of pistol dueling Oh I'd watch that But they shot dummies not each other

I wouldn't watch that Who was the breakdancer on Tikkun Eddie Gordo Wasn't it Eddie Gordo A few of them brokedanced The half man half lion guy. No, half tiger. Half tiger.

He was awesome. Who wore the tearaway pants. He was the one I always used because he was dope. All right, Paris 2024. There it is. Get your running man ready, New Zealand. Chuck down a piece of lino. ZM's Free and Clint.

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